What's New Podcast - Tyler Quits, Sports News, Food News, Streaming and more!

Episode Date: August 11, 2022

This week we talk about Tyler Quitting, Sports News, Food News, Streaming and more!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric. He also works on the Woody Show. Joining us live from Houston, Texas would be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T.

And Julianne not joining us today because I checked in with her. We talked to her on the last podcast. She had her baby. She has a newborn baby photo shoot going on right now. She's not able to do the podcast with us because of that. My response was, yuck. So I told her, have fun with that. She started laughing, but she says that she'll be on the next podcast.

A lot of stuff going on behind the scenes with everybody. A lot of life stuff going on. I'm sorry we didn't put out a podcast last week. That's all I can leave it at. I'm just going to say there's a lot of announcements coming soon that involves people with the podcast with the woody show and things like that so i'm gonna leave you on a cliffhanger there i'm gonna let you in on the fold a little bit though with tyler tyler quit his job i like how he says oh like you said, you're the one that quit, man. He quit his job, so he has a little more free time these days. Oh.

Yeah, I didn't know where that was. Yeah, okay, let's clarify. Quit the radio job. I don't really want to get into any details. That's what's going on with Tyler. And if you were wondering why his hot dog adventure was in the cheap seats and not the media booth, that's why. So let's get into that, though. This guy on Instagram was going hammer on some glizzies the other day.

Hot dogs, if you don't know. How many hot dogs did you eat? I had nine hot dogs in nine innings of baseball, and it was a glorious experience. Okay. Was it? Why? How did this happen?

Because you know who's really interested on why you were doing this was ravey she's brought it up a couple times she brought it up to me this morning what is your homie doing eating all these glizzies i mean well because last year for the fourth of july when i was still working for the radio show i was on i did uh how many hot dogs can i eat in the span of four hours show because July 4th, there's the hot dog eating contest and everything. And I was like, okay, well, let me just do it and see what's up.

So in three hours, I ate 14. I felt like I was going to throw up. It was a miserable experience. We didn't get to really do that this year. I don't know how much longer I might be here in Houston. I'm working out a couple things. We'll see what happens. So I thought, you know what? I don't know how many longer I might be here in Houston. I'm working out a couple things. We'll see what happens. So I thought, you know what? I don't know how many more times I'm going to go to Astros game. Let's just go and have fun. And it happened to be

dollar hot dog night, which is why I did it. It was on a budget. So that worked out really well. And I was like, okay, let's do the nine hot dogs in nine innings. And apparently I inspired a lot of people, quote unquote inspiring well um not to bring the room down but it does involve baseball and since we didn't do a podcast last week can we give a rip to vin scully legendary dodger announcer i wasn't sure if that was like air horns but you know it's like when people put like condolences on facebook and you like the post yeah it's like am i liking that somebody died? I get it. You're looking too much into it, but yeah.

I got to meet Vin Scully. Very, very nice man. I didn't grow up with him like everyone else in the room did pretty much your entire life, right? Oh, yeah. He was a broadcaster for what, 67, 64, something like that? 67 years, yeah. He traveled with Brooklyn when it used to be the Brooklyn Dodgers

to Los Angeles. That part I didn't even know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he's been down with them since the jump. Yeah, man. And then, yeah, you think about it.

He was through the peak of baseball. So there was 67 years of just every night. That was the voice you heard during summer for, what, six, seven months each year. Yeah. Generational, like grandpas, sons, daughters daughters wives had kids their kids their kids i didn't know that i actually saw something that vince scully was a part of when i was a kid and it was a legendary 49ers throw during a super bowl that he called they called it the catch yeah the catch yeah yeah i had no idea that he was a part of yeah there's a lot of a lot of um major

calls that you know he called the buckner the phil buckner one um the that he was a part of yeah there's a lot of a lot of um major calls that you know he called the buckner the phil buckner one um the boston was a red sox versus versus the mets yeah sorry the world series um but yeah so he there's a because back then you know you didn't have dedicated groups of guys that called one sport you know there wasn't that that you had the guys and he was the guy for a long time and then yeah obviously he transitioned to just the dodgers and dude he held on for a long time yeah i was gonna say i feel like that happened like the 90s when like cable television really took off and every sport had a channel every team had a channel way more games way more channels you need way more mouths to talk in a mic so what i think is really

cool though that he was celebrated before he passed away that he had streets named after him. He had his name up in the stadium. Oh, yeah. You know, so a lot of people don't even get to see how much they're appreciated because they pass away. And you can see over the years on how humble he was when they want to put him up on the pedestal and be like, hey, we want you to throw out the first pitch and he would downplay it and things like that. His big line was like he did the send off video as was like, I need you to throw out the first pitch and he would downplay it and things like yeah his big line was like he did the send-off video as um was like i needed you more than you needed me and stuff like that he was like you guys were under my wings holding me up and all that dude i was at

lazy dog having um dinner with uh leanne my fiance we were like hey dodger game's on let's go out there they have some nice tvs up kind of forgot that the vince golly memorial was going on before the entire restaurant stopped moving for the entire 15 minutes or whatever that they were doing the memorial. Crying everywhere, bawling your eyes out. Men, women, kids were kind of out of touch. But waitresses stopped moving. The bar stopped moving and just watching these TVs.

And people were crying across the whole restaurant. Yeah, I drove from Burbank to the coachella valley and every single digital billboard had a shout out to him yeah so let's give it one more time for vin hell yeah man a couple more air horns all right r.i.p man all right the baseball team in the sky okay but uh let's move on to some football. I know finally the time is here. Are you ready for your first football game? Have you planned it out? What are you going to do? Are you actually going to go to a game?

Are you set to go to somebody's house to watch your first game? I'm pumped, dude. I mean, you guys have been counting down. I won't say, but we're 28 days away from right now. We are under a month away. And I just want to get credit that i made you aware that your beloved buffalo bills would be in town and you would be on vacation that the day that they would be i know and so that's my that's my thing i'm not sure exactly

what my plans are just yet you know i'm i have my bachelor party the weekend before that so i don't know exactly what financial situation i'm coming back in i'm going to vegas but yeah it's a i think i might have touched on this already i knew the bills were probably going to play the rams to open the season but it being on a thursday kind of throws wrinkles in it you know it's a weekday um it's probably going to be pricey to get in because it is a banner day for the rams this is what i usually do when i want to do something that's financially irresponsible get really wasted and then just buy the tickets online that's usually what happens man that's usually what so funny you brought that up so i went to a show once a rave out here in los angeles and it was one of the same things i got

drunk one night i was like f it buy the tickets but i bought the tickets for the show the night before in san jose oh no and i got i got to the i was printing them up and i was like dude why are my tickets printing and they're like these are old tickets i'm like what do you mean and i'm like crap this is for san jose the night before they were playing at the shrine it was a rave at the shrine and at usc oh my god so i printed them up i printed them up dude and i talked my way at the door into the shrine oh i was like okay that was cool i told leanne i was like dude i was like okay we got to find a younger kid a younger dude

he's not gonna be he's like he's trying to scan it beep beep beep beep beep beep beep it's not working I don't know why it's also a rave come on

let us in nothing here's legal not working not working in my mind I'm like I don't know why dude I don't know why so it took a little finagling

but I did talk my way into the event so I have done the drunk purchase before. Okay. First off, will you be putting money down on the bills to win the Super Bowl? That's actually why we're trying. That's one of the reasons why we picked that weekend because we wanted to get out there.

Oh, okay. It's the last weekend. It's Labor Day weekend. So that next Thursday, what, four or five days later from where we're landing in Vegas is the start of the season. So we're trying to get out there before the season so we can lay some futures bets. It's the first week in college football too.

So I might have to give you some money to play some bets because Ravy kind of doesn't want to do the fantasy thing anymore. One because she, one because she lost two. She kind of says that fantasy football is kind of dead because everyone's all about the sports betting now. No. No? Fantasy? People still own?

No, because it's not everywhere. I mean, it could be. It makes sense, too. But no, there's tons of fantasy everywhere. It's millions, billions of dollars everywhere. I think Ravey just wants to be focused on betting instead. That's what she wants to focus on. If that's your vice, more power to you. But no, fantasy football is in no way on a downward trend at all. Money is everywhere in fantasy football.

All right. Well, I might have to send some dollars with you to Vegas. I also want to be a good influence here, which is really a bad influence. And I will say that your wedding is a very stressful time, especially when you're going through a lot of things in life. A lot of things start coming up. You have some money hassles. It's a lot of stress to deal with. Bachelor parties things start coming up, you have some money hassles and all that stuff.

It's a lot of stress to deal with. You know, bachelor parties, obviously the wedding, all the planning and everything. The smartest thing I did was the weekend before my wedding, or maybe it was a couple days before my wedding, I can't remember, I said F it,

I went to Alkaline Trio. And I'm like, I know I should be doing stuff right now, but I'm going to Alkaline Trio right now. You need a break. You want to know what's funny? Your Alkaline Trio is going to be my a day to remember because the enemy the enemy have had uh the data members performing at five point amphitheater out in irvine about uh it's just before when we were young

because that's when they're touring so it's probably like maybe like three weeks before our wedding and in our minds we've had the talk no we can't spend it we can't spend it guess what we've been talking about the last two weeks we're like we should just go to just go and just go and have a good have a good weekend just go it's funny you brought that because literally over the last weekend we're like we should just go right so your alkaline trio story is going to be my a day to remember story and guess what i didn't regret a single moment of it great time yeah look coming from the most financially irresponsible person on the podcast just do it man just do it what r. Just do it. What, Randy's here? Yeah.

I always say, you only live once. Right, yeah. And I absolutely believe it. So if you have the opportunity to do it, just do it. It's also what he said to Tyler about eating those nine hot dogs. You only live once. You might die tonight, but you only live once. Yeah, let's go. Choking on a glizzy is the way to go, man.

Go down as a legend. Real quick, to wrap up the football thing. Yes, I'm going to go to Chargers versus Rams this Saturday. So look for me there if you're going to happen to be out and about at SoFi Stadium. Speaking about SoFi Stadium and something Bort would be into. What? Going down today is the launch party for WrestleMania. Oh, hell yeah.

The hype event. It's a pretty cool event. Yeah, Snoop Dogg performing. Fluffy's going to be there. Yeah, Snoop Dogg performing. Fluffy's going to be there. Our buddy Chino's going to be DJing. Randomly, JoJo Siwa's going to be there for the kids. Okay, that's surprising.

I don't know how that relates, but okay. Didn't she end up in a WrestleMania match a couple years ago? I feel like I randomly saw her in a main event or something. Maybe. I will be looking this up. Hold on. Look at Eric with the wrestling knowledge. It was one of those things where I was like, why the hell is Jojo Siwa

at an event? And I think it might have been a Wrestlemania. You know how they randomly put celebrities and stuff. I don't think so. Okay, never mind. I don't think so, sir. That's what I get for CrossFit streams. I mean, I do see that The Miz will be joining them. Nice. But yes, you know, the one person that does make sense is Fluffy.

Fluffy is a huge wrestling fan. Massive wrestling fan. And I crushed him at Wrestling Trivia. If you want to relive that, you can go to the Woody Show YouTube page. The video is there. So yeah, that's going down tonight at SoFi. And next year, WrestleMania will be there. So that's super exciting.

When we were doing all those tours at our second home, SoFi Stadium, you know, we have the key to the back door they were talking about the max capacity and like they use like oh yeah for you know seating wise but they're like for big events like wrestlemania super bowls you know national championships like oh yeah so if i could we'll probably hit 100k 100,000 people and i'm like that's a lot of people they can and you know what a lot of people forget they also. And do you know what? A lot of people forget. They also have the YouTube Theater right there. It's another venue inside the venue. It's what?

6,000 seats? 4,000? 6,000? And they could have a freaking viewing party in there for WrestleMania as well. You know what they do for WrestleMania? Not only does the entire city, whatever city it's in it turns into wrestle like wrestling usa yeah every company shows up every promotion everyone's running there's uh conventions that come to town for signings for legends but you know what they do for wwe they do wwe

wrestlemania access where they have live shows just for the people that are there they have a hall of fame ceremony, the WWE Hall of Fame, and they also have a museum that'll pop up. I bet all of that will go into the YouTube theater for the entire weekend. Probably. I'm just saying, we gotta be there. All right, you guys want some food news? Is it hot dog related?

It will be eventually, but staying on the WWE tip, The Rock says that he tried In-N-Out Burger for the very first time. That's a little surprising. It is, right? I'm kind of shocked by that. Do you think it's true? Wait, hold on. Hold on. No, no, because wasn't there a super viral video

I want to say a couple years ago and he went through the In-N-Out drive-thru and I think the people in the drive-thru were freaking out that they saw him. I'm like 99% sure that happened. Hold on. Hold on. 2017.

The Rock has an epiphany at In-N-Out Burger. That's what I'm saying. Did Tyler just burn a story? Wow. I think. And this is from TheEater.com. Hold on. And Today.com.

Let's see. February 24, 2017. Yesterday, Dwayne The Rock Johnson took a break from his usual routine and decided to hit up a location of fast food favorite, In-N-Out Burger. Dwayne, you liar. You liar. He was blown away by his first In-N-Out experience in 2017. It was everywhere.

Here's the Instagram post. I can even share it to you, the Instagram post. I've never been to In-N-Out Burger before, and this is 2017. It was everywhere. Yeah. Oh, here's the Instagram post. I can even share it to you, the Instagram post. Hold on. I've never been in an Outburger before, and this is 2017. But why was it on news this week? Because everyone's an idiot. They don't have Google. No one has Google.

Can't fool me, man. Try to get past me. Or they don't have Tyler. What the hell is that about? Dude, no way. BNG, hit me up. I'm currently jobless. Hold on. I'm trying to get this post to

load i just want to say that uh i don't believe him there we go to answer your question menace no no yeah uh the past three days i have not eaten because i did the broth challenge where you just had nothing but broth i don't know if you're aware of this tyler but yeah i uh stopped eating at 5 a.m on monday and then i wrapped up today at 5 a.m and it was tough the first two days i'll tell you this i almost broke like a hundred times oh i bet dude our days are so long too so it's not like yeah you know i talked i was i've talked to people about the whole intermittent fasting thing you did it back when i had regular hours and it's like i thought about it's not like, you know, I've talked to people about the whole intermittent fasting thing. You did it back when I had regular hours, and it's like I thought about it. It's easier during regular hours.

You can't. With this one here, it's impossible. You're up for so many more hours of the day. You figure my alarm goes off at 2. I'm sure your guys' goes off earlier than mine. But if you think about it, you're up from 2 a.m. to 9 p.m. That's so much longer than a normal person. So your window to eat, not eat, is so much larger because you're up's so much longer than the normal person so your window to eat not eat is so much

larger because you're up for so much longer at least when you're doing it in normal hours you can be asleep for six of those hours you can't eat i just every time i was hungry i just started pounding broth and the thing is it made me more hungry doing that yeah because you're literally drinking like you're not even eating you're drinking flavored water yeah yeah there's no caloric intake at all yeah your body wasn't even processing anything to go through your intestines you were literally just urinating everything out so you're you're what you're doing is you're causing your stomach to pull from your fat cells that explains the lack of pooping. Exactly. That would do it. There was no caca.

There was nothing to make it out of. You said your stomach pulls from the fat cells, huh? Interesting. Yes. My stomach has a lot to pull from that. So you're saying, Tyler, what do you think? How long could you live? Well, see, actually, your stomach

will initially try to pull from whatever muscle you have around, because muscle is actually what it'll go for. Oh, there's none there. Exactly. So it's going to pull nothing but fat from time to time. Skip that step. His body's like, oh, what's next?

All right. Oh, that's not on the menu today? Okay, I'll take fat. Because it thinks you're starving. Yeah. And then it's, all right, well, what the hell am I going to eat? All right. Well, going on to some other food news.

Snickers. You'll love this one. Snickers launched the seasoning blend. Did you see that? Where they basically just ground up Snickers into a powder form and then you can just, you can just dust your ice cream or, you know,

your grilled cheese sandwich. You're going to snort Snickers. Yeah. So I guess I'm in on that. I like Snickers. Oh, I love Snickers. Well,

yeah, if I could dust, I go through spurts, man, where like, usually it's around Halloween because it's way more accessible, where I'm like, damn, I like Snickers. Wait, did Mena say he's going to sprinkle Snickers on his grilled cheese? I know. I was joking. I don't think you are.

I think you're being serious. There's something that I definitely want to try. Okay. So there was a place in LA for like a hot second called Choco Chicken. And it was supposed to be chocolate flavored fried chicken. And I went there and it was just like all sauced in chocolate. It was okay. It didn't taste that great.

Where they messed up is what they should have done is just take regular old fried chicken and sprinkled it with some chocolate dust. And that would have been way better than some like chocolate soup on top i mean it's it's flirting with you know uh what is it chicken and waffles little sweet and savory thing right i mean so i think i should get some of the snickers and just dust a little fried chicken and that would probably taste pretty good probably so what i think you should do i think you should patent this idea right away yeah and uh you know just kind of open your own restaurant with it how about this though dunkin donuts in south korea launched fried chicken honey donuts all in or all out i'm probably in i'm out obviously obviously out but uh we have a friend right now that is in south korea her name

is brooke and i said brooke if you happen to be going by a dunkin donuts and you spot this fried chicken thing please take some video of it for me so i can post it on social media because i've only seen some photos she will definitely go there if there's anything bts related right true true also in food news taco bell's mexican pizza will finally be a permanent item this fall. Are we overhyped by it now? Are we still excited? Is it burnt out at this point? Like, I think everyone just got so... Enough talking about it.

Just do it already. Everyone got so aggro about it. Like, oh my God, it's good. Oh, it's good. People are at the point where it's like, okay, stop playing us. You know? Bring it back or leave it. And no offense, but I was mad when they took the quesarito originally off the menu and you could still get the quesarito you don't have to do the app you

just ask them but i went there's still like 6 000 other things on the taco bell menu i can eat dude you know you know what kills me every time i go to taco bell oh man leanne we drive up and it's at the same point of the drive for every time she goes i don't know what i want and i'm like i'm like okay and i know it's coming and i know it's coming and i i laugh i start i've started laughing she's like i know i know and i'm like and we pull up she's like okay and then i go can i have a minute and i'm like okay yeah sure let me sit there and i know exactly what i want even if i don't i'm gonna figure it out real quick and she i see her she's scanning and i'm like dude this this menu doesn't change that much.

Dude, I feel you so much. And I'm sitting there. And then they go, are you ready? And I'm like, yeah. And then she goes, oh, God. And I'm like, we've been sitting here for like five minutes. And then I go, I order mine first just to give her a couple extra seconds. And she goes, just give me a bean cheese burrito and a crunch wrap, black bean crunch wrap supreme,

the same thing she gets every time. And then she, and as we're pulling away, she's like, I wasn't ready. And I'm like, come on, dude.

I relate to this so much, but with restaurants, with nacho, what kills me is we'd be chilling there forever looking at the menu. I know what I want to eat within five seconds same i look at any menu i don't even care if i've been there before or not i know what i want immediately it takes me a second to scan the menu nacho we'll be sitting there for days before the waiter or waitress shows up and then they're like oh would, would you like some drinks? And they go, yeah. And I go, oh, I'm ready to order.

And then Nacho will go, oh, I'm not ready yet. Mm-hmm. Okay. So then they'll go away and then they'll come back with the drinks and they go, are you ready to order? And she goes, oh, no, I still need more time. You need more time? We've been here for 45 minutes already.

And I left a huge part out of the story as well. The only reason we're at the restaurant because she selected it because she looked at the menu online! Why do we need more time? Dude, it's insane. It's like, we've been to this place how many times? Lazy Dog doesn't change their menu that many times. Taco Bell's had

the same burritos for our entire lives. Okay, but to play devil's advocate here how much does it suck when you do go somewhere and you're like okay i know exactly what i'm gonna get and you get there and they've switched the menu for a seasonal menu what do you do let's take me two more seconds and that's the funny thing it's it's and then it's like they they're confused when you do you know what you want yeah yeah oh and they get this look like oh oh you know and then it's like i because even even if i don't know i have like three things in mind i'll make a panic

decision when they come it's like just throw something at them yeah and then it's like then you're almost the bad guy for being ready yeah it's like oh you started ordering i didn't know what i wanted you're the jerk because you're ready to go. I'm like, oh my God. Okay. How about this? Pizza Hut debuts four new oven baked pastas. You know, you got all these places, pizza places coming out with these new pasta things. It's been a thing for like, I don't know, five, six years now. The pasta boxes. Oh yeah.

Domino's pasta bowls. Are you ordering those, Bort? Because they have veggie options. No, I go for pizza. Yeah. Hell yeah. yeah he's a pizza guy he's a pizza dude i just had to explain this to woody the other day he came in he's like what do you eat i'm like i'm a vegetarian i can still eat cheese i could eat like egg i could do all that stuff you know but dude you take me anywhere i've had those possibles they're good but nothing beats a pizza bro hell yeah speak on it i want extra wait we're talking about pizza hut right i want me some stuffed crust cheese stuffed crust i want extra sauce i want double the cheese

on there i want some pineapple i want some black olives and i want some freaking garlic on there give me all of it right now you know what i love dipping my pizza in is some bitchin' sauce. Oh, really? Hell yeah. Bitchin' sauce, so good. Oh, dude, bitchin' sauce has expanded. Have you guys found the bitchin' sauce snack packs everywhere now? No. Oh, yeah. I'm not up on that. Oh, dude, you go to like Target or Walmart and their little ready-made areas, right?

Or you go to 7-Eleven, there's little snack packs with bitchin' sauce and little chips or little crackers you can get now. I make grocery stores every day. Have I not seen this? And I follow them online. The freaking algorithm of Instagram is screwing me because I'm not up on this at all. Dude, have you seen at Walmart the king-size bitchin' sauce bucket?

I have seen those. I have seen those. That I've been up on. You used the right word by saying bucket. Those things are huge. Yeah, they're amazing. It's awesome. Yeah, I'll send you guys a picture next time I go 7-Eleven.

Okay. Okay, two things are huge. Yeah, they're amazing. It's awesome. Yeah, I'll send you guys a picture next time I go 7-Eleven. Okay. Okay, two things real quick. Number one, as far as pizza goes, specifically from Pizza Hut, I know the normal pizza is obviously marinara, and then you throw the cheese on. A nice little change-up pitch, and I've done it a couple times, put buffalo sauce instead of marinara sauce, and then you throw the cheese on.

It's not a bad choice. I'll try it. I'll try it. I like that. And look, as far as the pasta goes, here are two food news related items that I just saw literally right before we started this podcast. Okay. Coming to the Texas State Fair. Deep fried lasagna.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. And a deep fried BLT. Oh, yeah. I want it. I need it. I mean, I can make my own. I am intrigued by both these options.

Do we know the dates on the Texas State Fair? September 30th to October 23rd. Okay. I was going to say, what a tease, man. I was like, they probably don't have it around this time of year, like OC Fair, LA State Fair, or County Fair, because it's like 120 degrees and raining in Texas right now. Speaking of which, OC Fair. Why aren't we there right now?

We're coming up on the end of it, too, actually. I was looking at dates the other day. I think it runs through the end of this month. What? This is the first time in a long time I haven't gone while it's happening. Obviously, during COVID. I usually go once a year towards the end because it's the situation where I'm like, oh crap, it's ending and I rush to it. It's over on Sunday. Are you serious?

What's wrong with us? Never mind, not going this year, it looks like. I'm booked up. Well, I mean, again, like the LA Fair and the OC Fair, somehow we got banned from there because we don't get invited anymore. Blame CBass. Question, moving on to what you're watching. I'll start first

if you guys want to think about some stuff that you're watching. Reservation Dog season two dropped. Loving it. Watching that. There's a thing called the industry that I've been watching. It has to do a lot with like stocks and investing and stuff like that. It's pretty intense. Sexual.

Oh, nice. Drug related. So check out the industry. Nice. Pretty good. But anything else you guys watching? I'm catching up on Mayans. Mayans the last season.

So I think I have like two episodes left of that season. Then I'll be all caught up. You biker boy. Hard Knocks just started up again. So I'll probably get going on that today, actually, when I get home. Solar Opposites. It's an animated Rick and Morty kind of style. And then Rick and Morty starting up a new season next month.

So I'll be watching that. What else? Only Murderers in the Building. Whatever. That then Rick and Morty's starting up a new season next month, so I'll be watching that. What else? Only Murderers in the Building, whatever. That's Selena Gomez one. It's pretty good. It's funny. It's quirky. Watch it with my fiance. How is it with Marn Short and Steve Marn? They're funny, dude. They're funny. They're good.

They're dynamic. I always love them in Father of the Bride and all their stuff. Funny old dudes. They're friends. They play into the whole generational gap between them and Selena Gomez. Oh, okay, that's cool. It's good. And it just started its second season, I think.

Yeah. Halfway through or so. So, I mean, if you want to binge it, really easy to binge. We watch it usually when we're eating dinner. Oh, sick. Yeah. How about you, Bort?

Guys, I've gone down the epic anime tunnel of doom, and I don't know if I'm ever going to get out of it. It's really hard for me to get through TV shows unless it's like Star Wars where I can actually sit down and focus on it. So lately I've just been like, I need to sit and watch as much shows in anime. And it's just like, I start with one and then I'm like, what else is on? What else is on? So I went through, um, both the current series of pokemon journeys and pokemon journeys uh master journeys dude i thought i was gonna hate this i watched like three episodes not into it freaking loved it hashtag all in dude is so good so 100 episodes

of that i also i'm not even joking so i went through and this is all in the last 60 days last 60 days i did 100 episodes of pokemon uh i did 40 episodes of a lot. And this is all in the last 60 days. Last 60 days, I did 100 episodes of Pokemon. I did 40 episodes of a Captain Harlock series called Endless Orbit SSX. I did. Because Brett found the hack. What's the hack, Brett? Why you're watching so many episodes? Oh, dude.

I just watch with my phone. I go everywhere with my phone now. I'll have it when I'm on my couch. I'll have it when I'm laying in bed. I'll have it like if I have to go to the bathroom. I'll take the phone with me. I don't care. I'll just keep watching as much as I can. That's weird.

I know they push mobile viewing so hard for everything. Only time I ever watch like a TV show or a movie on my phone is on a plane. Dude. Other than that, I don't do it. All the time. And it's so easy. And I just keep rolling with it, man. So, okay.

So we're at 140 episodes, right? With those three series. 13 episodes of Gun Frontier, 12 episodes of Devil May Cry and currently finishing up, I'm on season three of Castlevania on Netflix right now. Castlevania is freaking awesome, guys. Have either of you watched it?

I've heard of it. No, I haven't watched it. Okay, so it's based on the Castlevania Nintendo, you know, nintendo game and stuff i watched the first season when it came out i thought it was cool third season this is the most bloody gory twisted adult vocabulary animated show it it looks like the guys from metal eclipse decided hey let's make a video game show instead it is so freaking good nice so awesome so that's on netflix all right tyler uh two things so the first one i actually just went through uh i'm a sucker

for cooking shows i went through what the hell dude that's not what i expected out of you dude i am a sucker for like food network all that stuff so i'm on netflix and i see something he makes it too easy yeah so like i'm on netflix and i see iron chef uh but a new show it's iron chef quest for an iron legend and i'm watching it and i'm like this is really good like I like the way they use secret ingredients all that stuff and then the guy who's the um uh like the the host I can't remember what they uh what they call him as the Japanese dude he's funny as hell so I was watching that and then the other show that I'm actually surprised how much I liked it I got into it a little bit late i don't know if any of you guys have seen the flight attendant on hbo max yeah yeah it's all right yeah yeah it's really

really good i promoted season two during coachella oh that's right yeah i watched all of it and yeah it's really good so tyler i have a question have you tried to take anything from these cooking shows and do it into your own life like outside of white bread and bologna yeah absolutely not like i mean i look at i look at the way they make these things and i'm like i don't have the wherewithal or any one thing i've always been really jealous of that real chefs have been able to do is they don't need to measure the ingredients they just get whatever they think looks good yeah i i am so jealous that they're able to do that i've always wanted to be able to do that and i i would over salt everything i wouldn't be able to do it never

mind i'm gonna say you should like be like learning how to cook by yourself man like you got you got your own spot you got some more things more free time i love cooking low key you're in a great state currently to pick up some steaks or something and like like it's not hard to follow a recipe you know like i'm not saying i'm gordon ramsey or anything but like it's not hard to read uh tell you what you do and then especially with etsy and crap out there now you hit up some chick on tinder and be like look girl dude exactly bro i'm gonna cook you up something nice and dude i feel like that's more for the hinge crowd but whatever man you can make a decent thing with like a couple pieces of chicken and some like vegetables spruce it up make it look good okay you'll be milking somebody

that night for sure that's a secret ingredient yeah you me you just some natural milk for the ice cream the next day. Where my mom was at? Speaking of dairy, one of the things I haven't done yet and I want to learn how to make it is a really good chicken parm. I just haven't had the chance to do it yet. Okay. Well, that's probably one of the easiest things to learn, dude. Again, dude, look on Etsy. Their thing is like cooking for dummies, man.

Etsy, go on YouTube. They'll show you in five minutes. I have a woman in my house. A lot of my things revolve around Etsy. But yeah, dude. I understand. YouTube, dude, the internet, everything. You can make an easy plate.

And yeah, tell a girl I'll cook for you. Done. Done. Tyler, I was able to fix a toilet the other day completely replace all the parts because of YouTube I'm pretty sure you can figure out chicken parm from YouTube that's what I've been saying YouTube you man you can learn everything on YouTube oh dude it was

so easy so good so easy alright there is a place that's hiring right now did you hear about the story that Casper the mattress company is hiring professional sleepers. $25 an hour. What?

You might have to sleep in their stores. Done. Or like social media. Done. Easy. Easy. When? Where?

Let's go. Well, unfortunately, I did read the details. I'm like, hey, I got free time. I can do some social media stuff with Casper. That'd be fun. It's only in the New York area. Ohork area i know and that was in the see they got all the free press like every single news outlet across the country picked up the story and then you go to their website and read the the fine print and it was new york based only like what's that have to do with anything just

have stores everywhere just like that subway tattoo thing man if you look at the fine print you have to go to one tattoo shop in vegas to get it done and it was within a 24-hour period week it's so douchey they got that free advertising would you guys consider yourselves professional sleepers yes yes but like i feel like i feel like we sleep well because we're tired oh no but i don't feel like i sleep well enough to call myself professional sleeper like i toss and turn so much and like i sweat yeah and like my eve i know our schedule we really allow us to sleep but like i don't think i'm a good sleeper um i think the only thing for

me is i can sleep with the lights on, TV going, dogs fighting, all that kind of stuff. I mean, not to brag, but I mean besides TV on, lights on, people yelling, all that sort of stuff, I did almost sleep through the 94 earthquake if it wasn't for my mom's screaming bloody murder. And then my house did get raided by the cops.

Not our fault. It was an accident. I did not wake up at all during that either. See, I can sleep through most things, but I am also very aware not our fault it was an accident i did not wake up at all during that either see like i'm i can sleep through most things but i am also very aware of things my sleep like awoken easily but i can sleep almost anywhere like i've started taking melatonin to sleep just so i can fall asleep quicker my problem is i don't sleep quick like i'll be laying there and then i'm counting the hours next thing you know it's like crap i got three hours till i'm waking up two hours and then i'm tossing and turning that's the anxiety i've been taking melatonin now it's like

i wake up and it's almost like my body wasn't ready to wake up and it's harder for me to wake up like i get up and then my i'm in the shower like my eyes aren't even opening and they burn because i would hate that yeah that's why i don't take any of this but it helps me sleep quicker but then i'm also my body's not ready to be up, and then it's like double-edged sword. For the broth challenge thing, I only smoked weed in the middle of the week, which I never do, just because I had to go to sleep. Right.

Because I figured, because I was so hungry, I would probably have been up all night long. But yeah, I hate that feeling where you wake up, and you're still just like, you cannot wake up. Yeah. Your eyes, like you're literally, you don't even realize your eyes wake up and you're still just like, you cannot wake up. Your eyes, like you're literally, you don't even realize your eyes are like, you're just, oh crap, my eyes were, I was just, I was just kind of asleep. Now the melatonin thing probably be cool if you had a regular schedule. Yeah.

Yeah. That's yeah. Dude, if I could just sleep for another. But not trying to wake up at 2am. Yeah. If I could sleep for another like two, three hours on that melatonin thing I take, I'd be probably great. But yeah, I feel like I'm

waking up in the middle of that cycle. It's almost like someone's decision to sleep during the day is not that bad of an idea, guys. Look how bright and bushy-tailed I am. Because I ain't staying awake overnight either. It's not that bad. You watch anime. You can watch 160 episodes of anime

in 60 days. Just do cocaine. All right. I'm going to take myself out of the professional sleeper thing and the only reason i said that is because while i was doing the hot dog challenge eric saw the pictures and was very concerned about the bags under my eyes looks like you don't sleep at all like i told them like me myself too like i wear everything in my eyes dude when i'm tired i get bags when i tired, I get bags. When I'm drunk, I get bags. You could tell my state of being through my eyelids.

And Tyler's eyelids look like you got in a fight every day. Tyler and Randy are not big listeners when it comes to us telling them stuff. And you guys are not disciplined about sleep at all. Oh, that's totally 100% true. You got to be disciplined. I'm'm telling you i'm much older than you i've been through this i've done this schedule and you have to be disciplined about sleep i guarantee you that text message or whoever you're texting in the middle of the night or whatever events going on that bar trivia night it's never gonna It's never going to pay off for you in the long run in life.

It's not. You just stick to your schedule. And then with your free time, that's when you get to enjoy all that kind of stuff. Hey man, I don't know. It's bar trivia. We have about $350 worth of gift cards stacked up.

So I don't know about that. I mean, that's pretty cool. I mean, also how many milk bombers are there that are distracting you from sleeping? Yeah. Shut up. Yes. Got him. All right, guys, we got to bombers are there that are distracting you from sleeping? Yeah. Shut up. Yes!

Got him. All right, guys. We got to wrap this up. We got to get out of here. Thank you. Sorry for no podcast last week. Julianne will join us again next week. Make sure to check out our boy, Joe Coy.

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wrapping up guys and you're gonna want to bundle up with some blankets and i'm sure she's ready for the football season, right? Oh, definitely. Definitely. She was actually looking up Green Bay Packers stuff last time I was at her house over the weekend. All right. Don't tell Randy that.

Yeah. Can I get one for free? He got one. When did she give him one? My mom is so nice. She found out it was his birthday once, and she had me give him one for free. Oh, wow. She's really nice.

I could always use some more. You know what I'm saying? So, funny thing so funny thing actually i gave him she oh that's this was um we were at uh morongo or something i think it was last maybe it was the birthday party your birthday party because so i had it i had the bag and she knew the chicago bears tattoo that he had and she's like here she had a chicago bears blanket she's like here give him this bag a Chicago Bears blanket. She's like, here, give him this bag. But the Bears blanket was on top of the Packers blanket. And she's like, and say like, it's from me. I thought that was his favorite team because of the tattoo. And like, I gave it to him and he didn't even get the joke.

He was like, oh, that's like, thanks. And I'm like, oh, look under it, dude. But yeah, so yeah, NFL blankets, ready. I always forget that he has that Chicago Bears tattoo. Yeah, right? I completely forgot about that. So, again, blanketsbytracy.com. That's T-R-A-C-E-Y.com.

Brett, what is happening at Chastagene's Boutique? Man, you made that sound really spooky because of the two O's there, man. Spooky season's coming, man. Yeah, it's coming, and it's coming fast. So don't forget, if you love the Halloween season, season you love mystical stuff you love spiritual stuff if you have a crystal ball or you know someone's doing crystal ball readings don't forget you can get a crystal ball sack nice many colors silver purple light purple what is that i forget what that's called green red i don't know she's gonna yell at me for this black you can protect your crystal ball

because they're very dangerous protecting for the sun Make sure that they don't lose their color because if you put a crystal ball in the sun. It's all yellow. Gross. Oh, not even that. If you have a red one, it'll fade. Purple one, it'll fade. I forget the names of these stones. Shasta knows.

That's why you go to Shasta Jean's Boutique because she's a specialist. But also, we have our bracelets, Menace. Our stone bracelets. Nice. That you can get right now. Go to ShastaJeansBoutique.com or find the link tree in my Instagram bio at same port. And don't forget, free shipping with the bracelet items. You can get them like Purple Agate Rose Quartz, Purple Agate Opalite, or Citrine Rose Quartz bracelets.

Very nice. Very fancy. All right. Make sure you check that out. Also, pick up Diego Hot hot sauce get diego hot sauce on amazon just go to diegohotsauce.com that's diegohotsauce.com i used some the other day hash browns thank you thank you nice make sure you check out the friday hour ravey and i we're on twitch each week just go to fridayhour.com. That's FridayHour.com.

And don't forget The Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yes, if anyone has any suggestions for further anime for me to watch after this, because I only have a season and a half of Castlevania left, please hit me up at St. Bort and send me your suggestion. I am open to anything that is vampire-like or robots or Pokemon-like. Hit me up at St. Fort.

Tyler? Yeah, football season is here. It's around the corner, and I'm ready to be depressed again because the Falcons are expected to do terrible. All right. Expected. I thought that was the law of the land. They will do terrible.

They're guaranteed to be terrible. Okay. And I'm ready to just go to sleep right now because they make me very sad. Finally, he gets sleep. Yes, please do it. Eric. 29 days from the start of that depression period

for Tyler. Bill's rams out to the stadium. Do you care about any preseason stuff? I mean, I'll watch it. You know, I don't,

I'm not like Tyler where I'm the guy that bitches about missing football and then when it gets around, it's like, oh, it's preseason and the quality sucks. We're like, oh, this preseason, the quality sucks.

We're like, oh, Hard Knocks is on tonight and he replies, eh. And then guess what? The next day, he's talking to us,

live texting us about watching Hard Knocks. I'm like, you bitch, dude. Well, it's just out of the top of the mind. Okay, wait till next day.

I have barge reviews tonight. Give me a headache. Yeah. All right. I give myself a headache. That's why I don't sleep. Okay, we'll see you next week. It's going to give me a headache. Yeah. All right. I give myself a headache. That's why I don't sleep. Okay. We'll see you next week.

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