What's New Podcast - Tyler Visits LA, Party Info, Food News, Tech News & Holidays
Episode Date: October 8, 2021On this episode we talk Tyler Visiting LA, Party Info, Food News, Tech News & Holidays...
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What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace. I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show they can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
He has an assistant.
His assistant's name is Eric.
He also works on the Woody Show, RIP to our friend Randy, but joining us, not from Houston, Texas, but actually in Burbank, California,
would be Tyler from the Sean Salisbury Show,
a sports morning radio show in Houston, Texas.
I'm so excited to have you here.
Bort, Eric, you can verify I have been counting down
to have Tyler back in the studio with us.
That's all he's been talking about for the last four days.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
He has not shut up about
this every second. Did I say
it was like Christmas Eve, everybody?
Yeah. Yes, to have Tyler back.
Did you just miss me that much? Am I the favorite?
Was I the favorite? Well, actually
it's funny that you say that ever since you began. I'm like
wow, okay, I guess your favorite's not here
anymore. Oh, damn. Okay. But then
it rotates. It's either you or it's Randy
or it's Eric, depending on the day.
Oh, it's the what have you done for me lately type of thing, huh?
It's something like that.
Every analogy pissed me off more.
I'm like, no, it's not.
It is not like Christmas Eve.
I love Tyler being here because not only it's fun having him on the podcast when he's back
in Texas, but having him in person is just even more comedy.
Because before we even started recording
this podcast what did he do he grabbed the chargers helmet that we have in the studio
he tried to put it on and it's way too small for his head and what happened eric he turned
instantly tomato red i've never seen somebody go purple as quick as he did it was like all his
blood got stuck between his mouth and his eyes. And that's impressive that you saw that concerning this room is very darkly lit.
It was kind of concerning, to be honest.
Not going to lie.
It was instant.
I pushed it down to fit it on my head.
And when I pushed it down, I heard a small crack in my neck.
And I was like, oh, I'm about to die.
I'm going to take this off.
Tyler goes back needing a fused neck surgery.
I hear they have great surgeons in Texas.
But your face was as illuminated as that red light for the microphone right there.
Yeah, that's not good.
That's not good.
Now, you were about to say, again, before we started recording,
that you wore a shirt for this occasion.
I did wear a special shirt for this occasion.
And I said, do not reveal the shirt yet because you're wearing two shirts.
I could tell you right now, it's going to piss Eric.
It's going to piss him off.
Is it going to piss me off too?
No, you'll probably laugh.
You wonder why I wasn't excited for him to be here.
He's literally gone from, hey, Tyler's here to...
The big reveal.
The big reveal.
Take off the tarp.
Let's see what we got on top.
Ah, funny.
Look at it.
What do we have?
Good jokes.
Dude, you're in a...
This shirt says H-Town versus everybody.
You're the biggest effing loser in the world, dude.
But why is the H-Town his biggest effing loser in the world?
Why is it in P.F. Chang's lettering?
Oh, I don't know.
They just did it like that.
That's fine. I don't care about that. Where'd you order lettering? Oh, I don't know. They just did it like that. That's fine.
I don't care about that.
Where'd you order this from?
You're such a clown, dude.
You know,
I know Bennett's about to pass out.
Before we started recording,
Greg Gorey from The Woody Show
was in here talking to us
and the angels got brought up
and he's like,
oh, you know,
it'd be hard to rep the angels in San Diego.
We could do it two hours.
He's like, yeah,
it's hard to rep the angels in Houston.
You don't!
You're a Houston fan! No, no the Angels in Houston. You don't. You're a Houston fan.
No, no, no, no.
You don't.
You're wearing an H-Town shirt.
All four times
the Angels went to Houston,
I went, showed up in my jersey,
all that stuff like that.
You know what else you did?
I have a video of this.
You posted a picture
of yourself on Tailgater.
Oh, I'm at the Houston Astros game
in my Angels jersey.
You bought an effing
Houston Astros cowboy hat. And wore it after. It was a foam cowboy hat. on tailgater oh i'm at the houston astros game in my angels jersey you bought an effing houston
astros cowboy hat and more after it was a foam cowboy hat i'm not gonna pass up the opportunity
to buy it wow stop it i've wanted the foam cowboy hat since i've been a child leave me alone
and if i recall cover up your tattoo if i recall i text that to you and randy in our little tailgater
chat and you said what
yeah
it's a cool hat
I kind of hate you
but I wouldn't
I wouldn't buy it
and not only would I not buy it
but I wouldn't buy it
while I'm wearing an angels jersey
oh no
he threw away that angels jersey
in the trash
just come from the angels tattoo
just claim it
I regret nothing
if you just
I regret nothing
if you just denounce
the fact that you're an angels fan
I regret nothing
just denounce it
and be an H-Town guy
I don't care
just claim it
H-Town versus Eric Boyd don't effing lie to me don't effing lieounce it and be an H-Town guy. I don't care. Just claim it. H-Town versus everybody. Don't effing
lie to me. Don't effing lie to the people.
Be an H-Town guy
and claim it and just denounce the Angels. Don't be
a bitch and be this on the fence
guy. Just denounce it. Be an Astros fan.
That's all I want. So good to be back.
Are you all in on the Astros?
Yes or no? Are you on the spot? No, I'm
not. You see, that's
right there. You shouldn't think about it. I'm sending that audio
to your... It's a division rival of
the Angels. I know it's a division rival, but I work for the
flagship station. I know everything
there is to know about them because I follow the team the entire
season. Hey, Menace.
Who do we play
on NFL Sundays here on Alt 98.7?
That would be the Chargers.
How many Chargers, Hasjerseys,
I don't have a Chargers We Run LA shirt.
Bolt up, baby.
No, we just have a tiny undersized helmet.
That's all I have.
That's not undersized, by the way.
You just have a big head.
You're probably right.
All right.
You know, Menace is right.
This is like Christmas morning.
If Christmas morning you come downstairs,
the tree caught fire,
your whole house up in flames.
It was like a coal left.
Santa spiked his milk.
He's drunk on your couch.
And he banged your mom.
You're still seeing the aftermath.
And you're fighting over presents.
And there's a Houston Astros hat.
Okay, so Tyler, why are you in town?
Why are you in Los Angeles from Houston?
That was like built up frustration for a week.
Explain.
So I'm in town for a wedding shout out
to my homie nick um i'm in the wedding so i have to be here um now the cool thing you're in the
wedding yeah i'm in the wedding so the cool thing was is that i told my parents that i wasn't going
to be here until friday that i was going to come in super last minute because that's all i could
really afford really what i told my brothers is,
hey, I'm coming in on Tuesday.
I really want to surprise my mom at least.
I had to tell my dad just to make sure.
The logistics, yeah. Yeah, so he could help me coordinate everything.
So I told them.
They kept it a surprise.
Didn't tell my mom.
My mom, when I walked in the door,
she was literally speechless for about 10 seconds.
Yeah.
Oh, great. Another mouth to feed. I mean, she was literally speechless for about 10 seconds. Yeah. Oh, great.
Another mouth to feed.
I mean, she just looked at me and her mouth was wide open and it took her a legitimate
second to comprehend everything that was going on.
And she looked at me, what are you doing here?
And I'm like, uh, I live here or I lived here.
So at one point, but yeah no it was it
was wow it was cool to come back dude i didn't realize how good looking your mom is wow no she's
a pretty lady uh i got a tagged picture that came up on facebook i'm not sure what yeah she posted
on facebook and because you're tagged in it it popped up on my feed oh your mom's a nice lady
why does your mom look younger than you this is is not a flattering photo for you, man.
It was a very long flight.
I was up for 24 hours at that point.
I was very tired.
So, no, my mom, honestly, anyone I've ever brought home,
friends, ex-girlfriends, anybody I've ever brought home,
everyone fell in love with the way my mom is within about five minutes of me.
Yeah.
I mean, she has to be
cool if she has to deal with you you know yeah right deal with me and five brothers yeah i hope
so the platoon of dudes in that house that woman's a saint and has a lot of patience and she gets it
a lot thank you very much wow i'll pass the message along that's really cool that you did
that but going back to the wedding real quick so what is your job in this wedding that you're part
of so all i know is that i'm a
groomsman that's the only job i've been told of so just basically stand there look nice and get
absolutely filled with that one yeah well no but i'm gonna get a haircut before don't worry don't
worry everybody uh okay so do you have to do like some rehearsals or anything like that so i know
that there is a rehearsal uh what's day, Thursday? So Friday night, tomorrow night.
Okay.
So I know there is that.
So I do have to do that.
And then I'm going,
I believe the wedding's at three.
I'm getting there.
You believe?
No, I say that because I'm getting there way early.
I'm getting there about 10.
Because me and, shout out to my homie Nick.
Me and Nick have been friends for almost 10 years.
Shout out again, yeah.
Been almost for 10 years.
I didn't know,
I couldn't remember if I did it before or not.
Let me be honest.
There was air horns. Oh, yeah 10 years. I didn't know. I couldn't remember if I did it before or not. Let me be honest. There was air horns.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
My bad.
How tight was that helmet
on your head?
It was very tight.
My neck still hurts.
Let me be honest.
Was your neck
or your brain that cracked?
Oh, geez, right?
So, yeah.
So I'm going there
a couple hours early.
I'm getting there about 10,
so I guess it's more like
five hours early,
but basically, you know.
Math isn't my strong suit, guys.
It's really not. The day before or the day of every wedding, there's, you know, is my strong suit guys it's really not the day before
or the day of every wedding there's you know jitters you get nervous you realize like wow
this is really going down uh-huh and so um me and then the rest of the groomsmen we're going to be
there and we're just going to chill with him basically that's cool time to be there what's
the food options you know so the food options i know for for the rehearsal dinner, it's Dog House. Oh, hell yeah.
Nice.
That's a dog house?
That's pretty dope because I've actually never been there.
What?
Yeah, even when I was here the whole time, there wasn't one by me, so I've never been to a dog house.
It's so good.
There's a dog house literally down the street from the station.
You worked here for years.
Yeah.
How did you never go?
Me, Eric, and Randy went last week.
They would bring dog house to the station all the time.
See, that, I think when they brought Doghouse, it was after I left.
I don't remember them ever bringing it.
They brought it for the Dodger things that they would do.
Yeah.
Oh, well then.
Well, the Dodger things, when they bring them here, I was gone by two hours before that would come.
That was your fault for leaving.
Well, I had things to do.
I want to point out that the only information Tyler is certain of during this wedding weekend
is that Doghouse is catering.
He doesn't know the time.
He doesn't know his role.
He doesn't know what he has to do.
But Doghouse is catering.
I got to know the food game.
That's all that matters.
If you don't know, Doghouse is a hot dog spot.
They have bomb burgers.
I had the ringer, I think it is.
The barbecue ring.
Onion rings rings barbecue sauce
i honestly might not eat tomorrow until then and just try one of everything they have one with an
egg on it called the hangover oh they have plant-based stuff now too if you want plant-based
sausage or burgers i don't delicious for that option you know it might do you some good buddy
you actually look skinnier thank you appreciate it yeah yeah He's on that I'm living on my own diet.
Yeah.
Where, you know, it's basically just, you know, one slice of bread and ramen every night.
That's all it is.
Yeah.
I'm just saying, you know, for your blood pressure, your cholesterol, you know, maybe
a lot of things.
You get very...
That's true.
That's true.
Your head turned into a giant tomato, dude.
I'm a little concerned.
I deal with a lot of stress and I have a big head.
Leave me alone.
I wear...
In fitted hats, I wear a size eight.
That's the biggest they go. Okay. So, it's a general idea. And he would know he's an expert. This have a big head. Leave me alone. I wear, in fitted hats, I wear a size eight. That's the biggest they go.
Okay.
So he would know he's an expert.
This is true.
Yes, this is true.
There's other things I want to talk about, but since we're on the food topic, let's just
go into some food news right now.
And speaking of plant-based stuff, we have all in, all out.
Burger King will officially launch its first fast food chain test of plant-based impossible chicken nuggets.
All in, all out, Borch.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yes.
I'm willing to try it.
I love them plant-based nuggets.
They're good.
If you want the best ones that I've had so far, you got to get the incognito chicken nuggets.
You just call it Incognito?
They're Incognito. They're by Morningstar.
Specifically, I like the Mickey Mouse ones.
They taste pretty good. They're a fun little shape.
I love the Gardein chicken strips.
Those are pretty good. Those are good.
And the sliders. Yeah, those are very delicious.
I love that. Alright, so moving on
to some other news that everybody else
can participate in.
That would be
Wendy's and Kellogg's have hooked up together to launch a new frosty breakfast cereal.
All in, all out.
Wendy's is in the burger place, right?
Yes.
No, Wendy's has in the-
No, no, no.
Frosty's.
Oh, okay.
That would make more sense.
Frosty flavor cereal.
Because I'm trying to think. I'm like, what the hell would go with cereal? I'm trying to think about that. But no, Frosty's. Oh, okay. That would make more sense. Frosty flavored cereal. Because I'm trying to think.
I'm like, what the hell would go with cereal?
I'm trying to think about that.
But no, that makes sense.
It'd probably just be like some of the chocolate flakes or something.
Yeah, I'd be in for that.
I'm down for that.
A little extra Frosted on top.
I want to like a real Frosty with my Frosty cereal.
Oh, hell yeah.
Yeah.
Let's do that instead.
All right.
Moving on in the cereal game.
How about this, Eric?
Pumpkin Spice Cheerios.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Making a return. I saw them yesterday. Do you want mekin Spice Cheerios. Oh, yeah.
Making a return. I saw them yesterday.
Do you want me to grab you a box? Maybe.
I had Pumpkin Spice Bagels yesterday.
I got a pack of them from...
They might be Kirkland, maybe? I don't know.
Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese on it, though.
That is good, though. Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese.
Nice little topper right there.
Alright, moving on.
Eggo Frosted Maple Syrup. Pop right there. All right, moving on. Eggo frosted maple syrup.
Pop-Tarts.
All in, all out.
I don't know about that one.
That sounds like a lot.
Yeah.
All right.
The Pop-Tart, I've kind of strayed away from the over-the-top Pop-Tart stuff.
I like to keep it simple nowadays.
Strawberry, maybe brown sugar.
I love brown sugar.
That's my favorite.
The only over-the-top Pop-Tart I'll get is just the s'mores one.
That's it.
Yeah. But like all those, the ice cream sundaeart I'll get is just the s'mores one. That's it. Yeah.
That one's good.
That one's good.
But like all those, the ice cream sundae and all that other stuff, it's just too much.
Just give me s'mores, unfrosted strawberry, and blueberry.
Those are the top three for me.
Say unfrosted.
Yeah, it's really weird.
I like the unfrosted strawberry more than the normal one.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah.
I agree.
I like it a lot better.
I don't know why.
That's good.
Yeah.
All right.
Where's our Pop-Tart guy?
Oh, wait.
He abandoned us.
Oh, no. But I'm here, so there. Yeah. All right. Where's our Pop-Tart guy? Oh, wait. He abandoned us. Oh, no.
But I'm here, so there's that.
All right.
How about this?
Takis.
Out.
All right.
Oh, what?
Really?
Takis, bro?
You're really surprised that I don't like Takis?
Come on, guys.
Yeah, you don't like it?
Oh, wait.
You're not spicy.
Yeah, never mind.
Never mind.
Takis taco shells are now available at Walmart.
All in, all out.
Yeah.
That'd be like the Taco Bell
Locos Tacos.
I'm not a big fan of
if I'm going to go get taco shells, I might as well
go to Taco Bell and go get their tacos.
I can get that.
I can't wait for tacos, man. I just gotta go eat them.
I don't even really like hard taco
shells most of the time either.
It's such a hassle to eat sometimes.
I mean, I eat them in a pinch. Am I right?
Oh, yeah. Where's the tacos at?
Alright, one last piece of food news.
Diego Hot Sauce. Me and my friends have
it out. You can go to diegohotsauce.com
right now. Just a little quick update.
We actually were able to
lower the shipping on Amazon.
Nice! So now it doesn't
cost a trillion dollars to ship a bottle
of hot sauce to yourself. That's good.
So you can go to Diego
hot sauce dot com and thank you to
everybody that has picked up a bottle so far.
But now it's even cheaper.
So pick up another bottle. Just go to
so pick up another bottle. Just go to
Diego hot sauce dot com.
You guys want some tech news?
Yes.
We talked about this on the Woody show and for our You guys want some tech news? Yes. Oh, just me? Okay. Tech news.
We talked about this on the Woody Show.
And for our Xbox fans in the room, Adidas has an Xbox collab all in, all out.
I don't know if you looked up the shoes yet.
You can Google them.
That'd be Adidas Xbox shoes.
I'm digging them.
I like them.
They are bright green, but I think they look really cool.
I went to type it in real quick.
I went Xbox Adidas, and Google automatically filled in the search box Xbox addiction for me.
Oh, really?
Sounds good.
All right.
You guys pulled it up?
I have not seen them, but just by the coloring you're saying alone.
Oh, thank you, Tyler.
I am all in except for the souls.
Why would they not do black souls on that?
Yeah, I don't agree with the white soles,
but the color, the shade of green is really, really nice.
I like this light green that's towards the back and it gets darker towards the front.
That's pretty sick.
Yeah.
I'm a huge Xbox guy.
I'm a one-on-one.
See, the white just...
It's just the white because it's glow-in-the-dark.
Oh.
Okay, all right.
That's cool.
All right, that's better.
It looks like something out of Tron.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Running around on the grid or something.
I have some Dragon Ball Z Adidas shoes,
and I didn't even realize that they were glow-in-the-dark
until it was nighttime one time.
Whoa!
You're like, I just went Super Saiyan!
Holy crap!
It's pretty badass.
That's dope.
Yeah, I dig it.
It's funny because I was walking through my old apartment building
before I moved out,
and this girl
had the lights that light up
on your shoes when you walk by.
I was like, I remember when I had those as a
kid. That'd be the LA Gear
light up shoes. They were huge back then.
May I give a quick little shout
out since we're talking about Xbox? Yes.
Brand new Xbox game comes out on
the 12th of this month. I know where you're going
with this. It is called Back 4 Blood.
It is the sequel, unofficial, sequel to the Left 4 Dead franchise,
which is one of the top-selling games of all time.
Left 4 Dead was my jam.
I love that game.
It's so good, and if you have Xbox Game Pass,
you can play it for free.
It is cross-platform, and just just shout out to the people at Turtle Rock
at Warner Games for putting out a sequel
Left 4 Dead that we've been waiting 10 years for.
Literally 10 years. So stoked. There were so
many rumors for the longest time about Left 4 Dead 3
and it never came to be and I was sad.
This game changed everything for
first-person shooters and online play
and zombie games like this.
If it wasn't for this game,
I don't think the Walking Dead TV show
would have actually kicked off as well as it did.
Yeah, you could argue that this game
was maybe about two or three years ahead of its time.
It was just that good, that one made me love it.
People are still playing it online to this day.
I still play it to this day.
See, there you go.
There you go.
So, Back 4 Blood, October 12th.
Go pick it up.
Get it.
Do it.
In other tech news,
have you checked out squid game
yet are you all out i have not all i see is people talking about i watched the trailer i look i watched
the trailer it looks pretty good i've been trying to avoid some of the memes and stuff around it
because i guarantee i'll probably end up watching it and i don't want to get anything ruined spoiled
yeah i binged the whole thing in two days i mean mean, it's only nine episodes. But I was kind of hooked.
Did you watch it with the English dub or did you read the subtitles?
I actually read the subtitles.
Surprising.
After the first episode, I realized why I just watched that whole thing in Korean.
And I was like, no, let's just keep it going.
It's fine.
I've kind of become a subtitles guy.
I've been on the subtitles game for a long time.
It kind of started.
Well, it kind of started.
I mean, it was here and there, but my TV is a little quiet and my new apartment has an
in-wall unit, AC unit.
So it gets a little loud when you run it, stuff like that.
But you want to know, I started doing it when I watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy for
the first time.
And they say weird things and like the audio is kind of weird
because it's an older movie so i popped it on and i just kind of never turned it off and it's like
that's what i hate what the older movies on streaming because they don't balance out the
sound my tv was up a hundred a hundred and i'm like what the hell are these guys whispering
about in like this little field i'm like yeah i just never turn them off and i kind of i mean
they don't like balance out the the sound at all when they digitize these movies
because like i know i was watching monster squad and the music is like super loud but then the
dialogue that was the bomb super low so i turn up the dialogue and then when it gets to the music
it's like shaking the house i had the remote in my hand the entire time because i was turning it
up for them talking and then next thing know, they're in a battle scene
and it's blowing my speakers out.
It's such an easy fix.
Yeah, honestly, I mean,
growing up in my house with five brothers,
it's always noise.
Yeah.
So whenever I try to watch something in the middle of the day,
I'd have to raise the volume up.
And one day I thought, screw it.
Let me just put on subtitles.
I've been watching things on subtitles for, I think, and I just prefer it that way but also Eric real quick all
in or all out on Lord of the Rings I mean I enjoyed it a lot of running my efforts are running every
movie man these guys are like get the conquest thing and that's what they're doing but yeah like
these guys are running across continents for like half the damn series yeah I know I'm giving you a
hard time about the subtitles real quick, though. I started getting into subtitles probably with Narcos.
Okay.
And then Narcos Mexico, because you have to read it.
Yeah.
I mean, they do have the English overdubs, but it is just so bad.
Yeah.
It's so off.
That's where I join in, because there's a lot of animes that they had horrible English
dubs for.
There's a great English dub.
I'll watch the show with English audio,
but there's so many that I was like,
I just gotta read the
translation, man. That's the best thing.
Show with a not bad English dub.
It is in Spanish, though. Money Heist.
Really good show. Money Heist? I thought you were
gonna say Rebelde.
No, that's too much. Shout out to Rebelde.
Don't know what that is.
There you go. There's an air horn for you.
All right.
Also, real quick tech news.
Thank you to everybody
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that we went live. I want
to ask Tyler, how does it feel
to live in America? Because
I want Bort to chime in on this a little bit.
I drove outside of Los Angeles.
I got to go into places
where it just said, hey, if you're
vaccinated, no need for masks, right?
Now, in LA,
we have the strictest
policies in the entire country.
It's wild because it's just LA.
What is happening?
And the vaccination rate is the
highest than anybody else and the covid cases are the lowest than anybody else all right hey guys
let's just tighten the belts on everything what is happening my fiancee was in the oc the other
day and what just depends on where you're at off the five freeway and it's just the things change
she was in oc target and just no mask yeah because i i pulled up to a gas station and it had a sign. I thought the sign would say, you must wear a mask.
Right?
No, it said, if you're vaccinated, no need for a mask.
Come on in.
And I go, wow, that is pretty crazy.
Because here in Los Angeles, look, if I'm required to wear a mask, I'm going to wear it.
But I'm just telling you, I'm tired of wearing it. So
Bort, what are your thoughts on this? Because
I know that you're
not down with all getting vaccinated
and they're trying to tie
the rope on you harder and harder.
The best part is
I could slip out of that noose anytime
and I have because you know what? I don't need
to go anywhere that you're going to keep me out
of. If I haven't been, I can't go to a restaurant. Oh no what I don't need to go anywhere that you're going to keep me out of if I haven't been I can't go to a restaurant oh no I can't go to the restaurant I guess I'll
just eat at home and take takeout or you know what I'll drive to the OC if I really want to go
somewhere it's just ridiculous the amount of restrictions that they're putting on this and
segregation tactics that they're putting on it I know that's a hard word to put on it but it really
is that okay you're not vaccinated well you know what uh okay that's on you whatever but now you got to prove to us this
now you got to prove to us this or oh you have a religious belief tell us what your religion is
yeah you say voltron yeah it's like i have to prove what my religion is now oh no come on man
you know i already got mine covered anyone that looks at my mask they know what religion i'm
pulling up but i just think it's overblown ridiculous nonsense it's just spreading more
fear and hate to everybody look i'm extremely safe wherever i go i wear a mask i try to be safe
if you don't want to wear a mask you're vaccinated good for you whatever you want to do i don't want
to do it but i will if it's required right because i'm not gonna you know but also stand there and
have a discussion with somebody with that doesn't really have any power of changing any rules right
but also how are they going to enforce this and also if they're going to enforce it all they're
going to do is find the businesses now you're hurting the businesses and you're telling
businesses to turn people away oh it's just going to start non-stop arguments everywhere yeah that's
all it's going to do but i uh i started this whole conversation by asking tyler how's it going to start nonstop arguments everywhere. That's all it's going to do. But I started this whole conversation by asking, Tyler, how does it feel to live in America?
So how is it for you and Houston with all this stuff?
So the only place in Houston that I can recall where I've worn a mask at least in the past four or five months has been the airport.
Now that I can think about it.
Wow.
So nice.
That's just because everybody at the airport, you know um it's technically in a way national waters
it's federally it's technically a government and i think they said that's going to be through like
at least the beginning of next year for mass which is fine i mean if i have to wear it for
a couple hours i don't mind it and i have to wear it for the uh the entirety of my flight
that's fine i get it um once i step foot out for the uh the entirety of my flight that's fine i get
it um once i step foot out of the airport i take it off the only other time i wear it is when i go
in an uber because i know that's still a thing and some people uh some people who drive they're
really strict about it and it's fine i always have it in my pocket anyway but yeah other than that
you can pretty much go into any non-government building in Texas in general.
You don't have to do anything.
It's nothing.
It's just like a normal day.
Yeah, it's just a normal day.
And I wasn't vaccinated at the time.
I went ahead and got at least my first shot because I knew I was coming back here,
and I didn't want to be that guy if my friends wanted to go somewhere,
if my family wanted to go somewhere.
I didn't want to be that guy and be like, oh, hey, I don't have it. Yeah, make sure you're the unvaccinated guy
in the H-Town shirt.
Make sure you're that guy.
So I didn't want to be that guy.
Plus, I had nothing against it.
I had planned on getting it the whole time.
The only problem was I knew the side effects
and I didn't want to miss a day of work
because I'm trying to make all the money I can
because I need money.
So I didn't want to miss a day of work
because I had nasty side effects to the shot. So I was able to make all the money I can because I need money. So I didn't want to miss a day of work because I had nasty side effects to the shot.
So I was able to finally work out a day where I was off from all the jobs I have, get it
the day before.
So the day after I could just rest and relax.
Yeah.
So I got the first one down.
So I get the second one, I think two weeks.
I mean, it's turned his face into a tomato.
What I think the comedy is that Bort lives in the one place in the entire country where it is super restrictive.
How effed up is that, man?
How effed up?
And it's so dumb, man.
Like, look, if you're being safe, it doesn't matter what you do.
If you're being safe, that's fine.
If companies have policies, you follow the policy.
But otherwise, it's how dumb is this going to get, man?
Just let it in.
There's plenty of housing in texas i just can't figure out the fact that's like why are we being
like getting stricter for the people that don't want it like that's on them you know like that's
what i'm saying yeah they're the ones that are just going through life without it and that's
on them let them come in you don't want to get vaxxed up that's you know i don't know it just
sucks i this because i've been doing a lot of travel lately and you gotta get in the uber you have to wear the mask then you're at the airport
you have to wear the mask then you're on the airplane you have to wear the mask then you're
in the uber again and you have to wear the mask by the time you get to your destination hopefully
your hotel room so you wear it for so effing long and it just i don't know it messes with my brain yeah how effed
up is it gonna be when they you know there are rumors that they're still pushing that mandate
of that you're not vaccinated you can't go to work or you got to work from home or you gotta
get tested how effed up will it be if i have to work from home can't come in but you guys still
come in and still have to wear masks. I know.
I'm like, that's where it's going to go.
I did the vaccinations.
You know, why do I?
I was getting pissed off at the, hey, come get vaccinated and we'll give you like 10 bucks.
They did this thing at Dodger Stadium for the last month of the season.
Come get vaccinated at Dodger Stadium.
We'll give you two tickets to another Dodger game.
Yeah, my brother went ahead and did that.
What the F?
Why didn't I wait it out?
By the time Bort eventually gets vaccinated, it's like, here, have a million dollars.
That's what I'm waiting for.
I'll be wide the last man.
No more car problems.
Here's a free Mazda with a vaccination record.
Exactly.
That's what I'm waiting for, man.
Come on.
Just give me the world.
You're smarter than all of us.
The one thing that's really kicking my ass right now with the mask issue is because I'm
going to the gym, right?
And we have to wear the mask whatever not a problem i wear it's
not a big deal whatever i deal with it i'm getting masked me like a bitch right now i got a pimple on
my nose i got a pimple on my cheek because right where i breathe through my mask and i sweat up on
it and oh dude i'm just i can't wait i can't wait for the day i wake up and i don't hear the word
covid i don't see it i don't see a mask hanging from somebody's window.
Well, about then we're about 2025.
I know because I brought this up on the Woody show.
What I'm afraid of is with all these mandates,
people are making money off of that.
All these little testings, things that you have to do,
all the different apps and all that kind of stuff.
People are making money.
They're not going to want to stop making money.
And think of how many hands are getting greased
and how many other exchanges of money are going on.
They don't want this to end for that reason, man.
Come on.
And here's another thing.
The ports here in Los Angeles are just back the F up.
Yeah.
With so many ships.
And they're the ones, allegedly, that caused the oil spill in Huntington Beach
because one of the anchors like dragged over some pipeline.
And then there's oil all over the place.
And on top of that, it is backing up the supply chain again, which is driving up the prices of everything.
So I'm telling you right now, go get your holiday gifts right now.
I was actually talking to my fiance about that yesterday.
You have to do it right now because there's not going to be anything by the time the holidays
roll around because my refrigerator, right?
I bought my dream refrigerator.
When I called Samsung, they said, we're going to have 11 of those refrigerators that you
want come to the West Coast.
11 for the entire West Coast.
So I lucked out and I called Sam's Club and they had two left.
And that's what's going to
happen with all these electronics because there's no chips no nothing so if you have to do christmas
shopping do it now and they said also christmas trees can be super hard to get fake christmas
trees if you roll with fake christmas i have a tiny little like foot tall christmas tree i'm
just gonna roll with that if anyone wants one we we do have a blue fake Christmas tree right below the desk right here.
Wait until
December and flip that thing.
I was about to get rid of it. Hell yeah.
Hey Eric, do we need a little budget
for the proud room?
Beer fund. That sucks.
Here in LA, all the
sporting events, you're going to have to
show your Vax Pass
now to get inside.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Check it at the gate, and then you just don't wear it at all when you're inside at your seat.
You're going to be so freaked.
Because don't you go to Florida to go to Bill's Buccaneers game?
Yeah, yeah, I do, actually.
Florida does not care.
I've been keeping an eye on that, but yeah, it's Florida.
My mom was actually talking to me.
She's like, oh, I'm so worried about blah, blah, blah, blah.
I'm like, Mom, Florida ain't going to shut back down.
No, Florida does not care. good nothing's gonna shut back down
that's the thing whenever we keep saying everything's just shut back down it's not
people don't want to lose money you want to see some problems in the streets try to shut crap
back down yeah people are gonna not complain and everything again like it'll unravel and just
explode also what's gonna be awesome is getting into venues when everybody has to like
show their ticket and then show show their vax card that's gonna suck anyways enough of that
what you're watching have you watched the new dave chappelle special yet the closer no no no
anybody not yet i have not watch it it just came out a couple days ago i think it's super good he
is getting some flack for it yeah but i he made a... No, I heard Netflix is...
I read this morning
that Netflix is getting
a ton of flack for it
and a bunch of people
are telling him
to take it off.
So it might not be there.
So watch it now.
But Dave Chappelle
got a little racy
and ruffled some feathers.
Oh, really?
What?
Shocker.
I didn't think they would
expect that at Netflix at all.
Are you guys watching
anything else?
Anything come to mind that you guys watching anything else anything come to
mind that uh you guys want to shout out yeah i mean pluto tv shout out to pluto tv and the awesome
people over there i told you guys i've been binging stuff i've been mindlessly still binging
every season of ink master constantly it's taking over my life and the only thing i've taken a break
for is okay everybody don't freak out hbo max i've been
watching care bears unlock the magic oh yeah and it's kind of awesome at least some of you're
smoking i'm not i'm not but one of my pets really loves it and she's watching and i'm like and i'm
so watching i'm like this is kind of entertaining i'm enjoying this it's not bad you're not high
i'm not high do you want to be high yeah i'm good the way i am trust me i'll
get worse if i get high right now i'm not in a good zone better question are you drinking while
you're watching no i'm not drinking that'll be a worse zone perfectly sober watching care bears
on hbo max yeah i mean it's great animation the voice acting is pretty good not too surprised
not too surprised and honestly they have good lessons each time it's pretty good
care bears is cool and i did watch it as a kid,
but I was all about Gummy Bears back in the day.
Did you watch that show, Gummy Bears?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Dude, they would drink this gummy juice,
which was like liquid crack,
and then they would just start jumping all over the place.
They would start bouncing everywhere like crazy.
Yeah, it was on ABC7.
Yes.
Rules.
Shout out to Gummy Bears.
I don't know how they called it gummy bears which is weird
i think they and they had gummies coming out at the time like little fruit snacks and called
gummy bears too yeah all right well i didn't know that yeah you know no one sued nobody back then
all right moving on you kind of mentioned this tyler that eric is going to be going to orlando
now does anybody else have any holiday plans?
Are you going to come back for the holidays, Tyler?
Or do you want to spoil your hot mom?
I might.
Spoil a surprise for your hot mom.
If anyone would like to see what Tyler's mom looks like,
you can go to our Instagram right now.
Let's calm down, everybody.
Let's take it easy.
Tune in to the Friday hour next week to see a picture of Tyler's mom., let's take it easy. Tune in to the Friday Hour next week
to see a picture of Tyler's mom.
May Tyler's mom enjoy it.
FridayHour.com, Tyler's mom exclusive.
We can ask her
about her horrible son and all the
terrible things he did in Las Vegas.
I hate all you guys so much.
I don't have any
travel plans as of this moment.
I might come back.
It's a little rough because the only thing that sucks about working for a sports show
is that the only holidays you get off around the holidays is the actual holiday.
Sports are still going on.
You still got to talk about them.
Those shows that are usually like the day before, like Christmas Eve,
we might still have a show.
Maybe, maybe not.
But the 23rd, we definitely will.
The 26th, I don't know what day Christmas falls on this year. The 26th, we'll probably still have a show. Maybe, maybe not, but the 23rd, we definitely will. The 26th, I don't know what day
Christmas falls on this year. The 26th,
we'll probably still have a show. Best day of the year.
So that's, oh, that's right.
That's your birthday, because you're two years, you're two days
older than me. That's right.
Yeah, so I
could try and come back. I don't know if I will.
I might end up having to
maybe come back a little bit earlier than Christmas,
maybe a tiny bit after. I'll have to figure it out
but no plans right now
alright what are you guys talking about golf
like what are they doing like croquet
matches football still in full swing
right there basketball's in full swing right there
Thanksgiving is a huge sports
no one cares about that stuff they care about food
I was talking to Randy about it because he had his first
week over at the NFL and he went on
on a Sunday.
He's like, yeah, I'm working on Sunday.
Yeah, well, the sports are going.
You work for the NFL?
Do you remember Randy?
Yeah, I remember Randy.
You remember when Randy used to complain about early hours?
Oh, wait, he has to work Sundays now.
Yeah.
Welcome to adulthood.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
RIP.
Anyways, Tyler, super excited to have you here with the podcast
today thank you for stopping by thank you for listening to this podcast everybody please rate
and review it just go to what's new pod.com that's what's new pod.com it'll take you to
wherever you listen to this podcast and you can rate and review it we really really appreciate
that don't forget huge birthday blowout party.
I'm working on getting the money booth for this party.
Remember when we had the money booth last time
for the big birthday bash at Morongo?
Yeah, hopefully we'll have that again this time.
So it's happening October 29th.
Be there, be square.
There will be a bunch of giveaways,
at least cash giveaways in some form so if you want to hang
out with us the whole woody show crew just go to morongo casino that would be october 29th 8 p.m
but if you are a subscriber to the friday hour there's going to be a little special meetup before
that event at morongo casino but you have to be a subscriber, so make sure you go to FridayHour.com.
Also, make sure you listen to The Bortcast with Bort.
Hi.
Just go to TheBortcast.com.
That's TheBortcast.com.
And anything new with The Bortcast?
Well, as everybody knows, I've been a little busy lately,
so The Bortcast took a little bit of a...
Hiatus?
Yes, thank you.
That's the word I was looking for.
We took a little hiatus.
It'll be starting back up again next week.
I have decided that I'm going to do a bit of an interview series
with different people.
Sweet.
And different people that do podcasts,
that are in the geek realm,
some people that are wrestlers, musicians.
I have a bunch of people lined up.
So go to thebortcast.com,
subscribe wherever you get podcasts,
and you can listen to those very, soon in the future sweet uh real quick shout out to your ladies
online store oh yes thank you sasha jeans boutique i'm still out of sorts this week guys i apologize
yes go to shasta jeans boutique that's with two o's because it's spooky shasta jeans boutique.com
we are selling out crazy of crystal ball sacks.
It's spooky season, man. Yes. We also have
tarot card bags, tarot card mats. So if you want
to get into the spooky season, like Eric just said,
and you want to decorate, you want to protect
all your items, you want to take your crystal ball to give a
reading at a Halloween party,
or maybe you want to take your tarot cards to
I don't know, Morongo, or
for Menace's birthday bash.
Maybe you want to get them signed there. I don't know. Getongo, or for Menace's birthday bash. Maybe you want to get them signed there.
I don't know.
Get something signed.
Get a tarot bag.
You can go shastajanesboutique.com.
My fiancee just bought a pack, a deck of tarot cards.
Really?
Sounds like she needs a bag.
Yep, she needs a bag. My game is I pull a card and I just interpret the picture.
It's just completely off the wall.
It's like, yep, that guy is uh it means you're walking towards
uh yeah valley of of yeah sunshine or something have you pulled the death card yet it went crap
oh no put it back you can throw away that one they all kind of look like death cards
they all kind of look like it they're pretty scary looking you can get some happier ones
they have animal ones there you go i need those all right also speaking of online stores, shout out to Eric's mom's online store. That would be blanketsbytracy.com.
That's T-R-A-C-E-Y.
Blanketsbytracy.com.
Her Poshmark store blowing up, as always.
Yeah, she's in blanket mode right now because, you know, it's that time of year.
It's holidays.
It's cold.
It's cold as hell.
Literally, yeah, she's posting blankets like crazy right now so i share
them on facebook they are the best blankets yep i love them yeah it's holiday season i'm sure
they'll be you'll see plenty of them around i'm sure people in this room will end up with one oh
hell yeah but if you see a design that you like man grab it it's gonna be gone yeah if you're a
sports fan she has sports ones she has uh tons of just knickknack ones cancer she has like a cancer
awareness month one up right now.
That's awesome.
Why hit her up if it's Nose in Texas again?
Yeah, there you go.
You're going to need it.
You're going to lose power.
Does she have an Astros-Angels hybrid one?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'll burn it.
All right.
Also, listen to the Nerd Now podcast.
Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com. That's nerdnowpodcast.com. I don't even know if Randy's to nerd now podcast.com that's nerd now podcast.com
i don't even know if randy's still on that podcast who knows man who knows he barely even returns our
call dude he's he has he kind of does big time yeah big time in us now like i've noticed that
with tyler um on like tailgater because you know we're talking about the games football games and
stuff and then he said something he's like oh oh yeah, when he was going into work,
I was like, wait a minute.
So you're just going in?
Like you've just been ignoring us
for the last four or five hours?
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
Well, you know,
you get that NFL badge, guys.
Goes to your head.
Don't forget hashtag Randy's a dick.
Just kidding.
I talked to him on the phone the other day.
He's doing really well.
Oh, he can't even call me.
What a jackass.
Or text us back.
I definitely had to call him. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. the other day he's doing really well oh he can't even call me jackass or text us back i definitely
had to call him yeah oh yeah oh oh did you have to go through his assistant first and get on a
schedule call back hit you up with uh my people will call your people yeah true i'll holler at
you all right also make sure you listen to the joe coy podcast just go to j-o-k-o-y.com i'm
actually leaving to new York City tomorrow.
I'm going to go see him at Radio City Music Hall.
So that's going to be super fun.
That is part of my birthday month list.
And I'm excited for that because I love hanging out in New York.
I'm going to go walk around New York.
Also, check out our friends, Madden Kim.
They are touring again.
They are on a bunch of bills for music festivals around the country.
So if you see Mad and Kim in the lineup,
make sure you go check out their set,
mattandkim.com.
They have a new song coming out any day now.
So make sure you just stream them at Matt and Kim.
Just go to mattandkim.com.
Also, make sure you listen to the Sex With Emily podcast. Just go to sexwithemily.com.
That's sexwithemily.com.
Follow her online at sexwith emily on instagram and don't
forget listen to the mothership the woody show money through friday just search the woody show
on the iheart radio app which i have my brand new samsung fridge that i can stream the podcast on
which i'm very excited i saw the video you posted it yeah it's quite i get why you're really hyped
for it yeah i love, I love it.
I love it.
It's technology, bro.
Can you watch TV on it or is it just like app-based?
You can watch TV on it, but it's like you send it from your television.
Oh, like kind of like an AirPlay?
Yeah, like an AirPlay type thing.
It's cool.
It doesn't actually have a TV built into it, but a lot of audio stuff and Alexa and all
that kind of stuff.
And I made a little collage with my dogs.
If you want to see what I'm talking about, just follow me on Instagram.
At menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.
Tyler, do you have anything to say
before we leave? Nah, you know, it's just
really cool to be back.
It's weird being in this building.
Considering the last
time I was in this building, I didn't know it was
going to be the last time.
So that was a little weird.
That came all of a sudden. Well, it sounded like Woody wasn't warning you for like six months, man.
It might be your last day.
I thought he was kidding.
That was the funniest part is that that joke was kicking around right as that all happened.
And it's like, yeah, today's Tyler's last day.
And I was like, oh, what happened?
What happened?
Then he'd just be there the next day.
And then, oh, crap.
It was the next day.
Oh, wow.
He wasn't here.
So it was cool.
I saw Ravy, Greg.
That was pretty cool.
Even better.
I didn't see Seabass, which is great.
Awesome.
Hey, that's good.
I don't like seeing him either.
So, you know.
Brett, do you have anything to say?
Yes.
I would like to give a giant shout out to Jerry at Star Mazda in Glendale.
Jerry!
Because after months of waiting and not being able to find it,
they came through and found the part for my wife's car.
Hell yeah.
I now have a moving Mazda again that can go over 25 miles an hour
without stalling out.
So shout out to the amazing people at Star Mazda.
If you need any work done for your Mazda,
Jerry in the parts department is your guy.
Just tell him that Brett, dude with the long hair, sent you.
Sweet. Cut Brett a check. That was a good little read right there man hell yeah what a plug yeah i'm
pretty good at this stuff if i'm actually thinking about it all right eric anything to say before we
leave um if you've made it this far and you're hearing me talk right now and you also listen
to telegator sports um we are working on figuring out how and when we are going to record okay so
randy obviously his new schedule is weird he gets are you putting out an application for a new i don't know i thought about how i want
to handle this because i definitely don't want to talk to tyler by myself 45 minutes a week
that's just not how i i think you need three yeah three words you know or else i'm gonna fall
asleep honestly talking to tyler just you know back and forth i need a third one i don't think
i'm gonna mention houston more than three times it's gonna kill me yeah it's exactly I don't think I'm gonna
like try to fill Randy's spot but it is a fluid situation trying to get it we tried to record
last night during the Dodgers game because there will be chances where we can maybe record and live
react we're gonna try to do during the Dodger game but surprise surprise when Randy leaves
Inglewood California at uh what was it 5 30.30? 5.40. 6.15, something like that.
It took him an hour and a half to get home.
It was 7.30.
And if you guys know me, I like my sleep,
and I'm not about to record a podcast at 7.30.
And also, while I'm here in California, my body is on Texas time,
so it was two hours ahead of whatever.
So we will try to figure this out.
We will.
And I know that I'm bringing this up because we're doing this PICS thing right now
with a bet on the line of fatheads.
If Tyler loses, he has to put fat heads of us up in his apartment.
If he wins the betting, we have to wear I Love Texas shirts.
But we are updating those picks on Tailgater Sports on Instagram.
So at least follow that along.
Jump in the comments.
Talk your ish.
It's going to be there, even if we don't record an episode.
But we will try our very, very best.
Also, real quick on that note,
I've been really lagging about posting
to the Tailgater Instagram. I've been
juggling a lot of stuff. I will get back
on that. Just give me a day or so.
I'll get back on it. Can I have a suggestion?
Instead of you guys wearing the
I Heart Texas shirts,
can you wear the
A-Town Forever baby
versus everyone?
There are several versions of this shirt.
I'm glad they get you one.
He's picking the shirt, so I really don't...
I mean, I care, obviously.
I'm going to get you a good one.
I get to pick the fat head, so I guess it's only right that he picks the shirt.
Here's the thing.
He gets to pick the fat head, and so does Randy.
I get to pick the shirt, and I get to pick when they're going to wear it, too.
Yeah, so...
Which is even better.
So your wedding day, you might be wearing a Texas shirt.
Now, I haven't been doing well on my picks
versus Ravy. I don't know what's up with me.
I'm a little off this round.
Your strategy, man.
We gotta talk.
I don't know.
My formula has been kind of off.
Stacking players is cool. The QB
and a wide receiver, one or two. But the whole three
in one game, nah. You might need to stray away from that yeah you can't have three guys scoring
a touchdown on one play it could happen yeah and then you're really just hoping for like a 60 point
game it could happen all right so i will focus on that because we want ravey to do interview roulette
yes and that is the outcome if i win she will that. And listeners are counting on me to make that happen.
I will figure out the formula and I will win this for you.
I promise.
I just got to figure out how many wins I need.
So I don't get mathematically eliminated.
You're doing it for the people.
Is it 3-1 right now or 2-1?
Yeah, 3-1.
It's 3-1.
So you got plenty of time.
You got 17 weeks.
So there's lots of season left. Look, what you actually know. You got 17 weeks. So there's lots of season left.
Look, if you...
Well, you actually know you got 18 weeks.
Oh, yeah.
So there's one more.
All right.
But if you need help, we got you.
Come on, man.
Let's think about it.
Just envision what if they get someone from Marvel Comics and Ravy has to interview them.
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
Focus.
Focus.
Oh, focus.
All right.
Thank you, everybody, for listening to this podcast.
Hope to see you October 29th at Morongo Casino for the big turn up with everybody from the
Woody Show for the big birthday bash.
Also, thank you again for everybody that bought Diego Hot Sauce.
Just go to diegohotsauce.com.
We'll see you next week.
Randy's a dick.