What's New Podcast - Tyler vs. Woody Show Reddit, Unbelievable Juliane Story, Sports / Food News & more!

Episode Date: January 25, 2025

On this epsiode we talk Tyler vs. Woody Show Reddit, Unbelievable Juliane Story, Sports / Food News & more! 

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show, a boring show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. We are joined by our friends Eric and Randy coming to us live from Downey, California. And just over yonder in Whittier, California, that would be Heavy T, a.k.a. Tyler, a.k.a. Dumbass Tyler. We'll get into that a little bit more in a second.

And then just a little ways away, our lovely friend Julianne coming to us live from Covina, California. What is up, everybody? Thank you so much for listening to our podcast. And I'll just get right into it. Tyler, getting a lot of love for doing some sports reports for The Woody Show in a couple of our markets like Dallas and Pittsburgh. A lot of good feedback. A lot of people happy for Tyler. But of course, there's going to be haters here and there. And there was one comment saying and i didn't even think it was that bad is he getting paid in big boned women tyler apparently took offense to this

wrote back what was it your mama just left the front door or something like that what was it this was on reddit by the way i said i am your mom just walked out my front door wow always cool, and collected. I didn't even mean it as like, oh, I'm going to be nasty toward this person. I just thought it was funny. I didn't even mean it in a bad way. So if said person got offended,

I apologize. Look, maybe Tyler really has seen his mom and really does want her to walk out his door after a good night of slamming. Who knows? Who knows? Right?

Tyler is equal opportunity to all milk mamas out there. The Woody Show Reddit is always a volatile place. But to get some positive feedback must feel good, right, Tyler? Yeah, it does. And then really solid feedback on it. So, like I said, it's been fun to, just gathering the clips and all that stuff like that. Dallas, a little feisty. A little zesty with it.

And to be honest, though, it's good. It makes me laugh every time he does it. So the Penguins won. I'm basically letting the season play out because the Steelers won. They haven't done anything wrong. The Steelers are fine. They haven't done anything to incur I guess any I don't want to say wrath but anything like badly said about them right just collapsed the entire last

quarter of the season lost in the playoffs not going to change their head coach okay but down on Arthur Smith they're doing everything so good but but they still made the playoffs whereas you look at the Cowboys on the other hand absolute mess have no idea what they're doing the head coaching search so far has been nothing short of a disaster because they've let go of their head coach way late other teams got the jump on them they don't know what they're doing it's it's been really bad so i have and i also hate the cowboys so i have no problem just bagging all over them like yeah don't laugh at that. That's a very well-known fact. I hate the Cowboys.

I don't know. I see a lot of photos online with you and Cowboy logos on your t-shirt. Those have all been AI photoshopped, I would like to point out. Yeah, sure. Okay, Astro. But a lot of people are loving the dumbass Tyler name. The people that are discovering it for the first time, they like it. What do you think about that?

It's a fun nickname for where i'm at i guess that's the easiest way to say it oh my god eric we're reliving like 2019 exactly exactly when he was thirsting for the microphone at the woody show you call me anything i just want to talk into a boy okay so i will be honest 17 years down the line back then you are correct a little thirsty for the microphone and i have nothing to say to defend that because it's 100 true call me whatever you want sir nowadays i mean it's it's it's fine um hey you know what to defend you tyler isn't everybody thirsty for the microphone on their radio? That's the point of being in radio, right?

I'll be honest. I think the only two people I have never seen super thirsty for the mic is Brett, but I think that's also because he has a million things he's juggling backstage. Well, they're behind the scenes people. No, I know, but I was behind the scenes people too, and so was Randy. Damn, look down on Brett. Geez. No. Definitely not.

Stay on the side of the glass, Brett. I didn't mean for this to go this way. Did you hear she said, she also said, behind the scenes people. That means she's going to sue somebody else. That was a ricochet on me, too. It was. It definitely was. Because you guys didn't get into radio to be on air. No, because we

know that we'd already be good at it, so we tried to perfect everything else, too. I didn't want a nickname called Dumbass Tyler. I mean, I got one that wasn't even my name that I'd even ask for. Hold on. That's an airport. People still think my name's Nick for some reason. And let's not forget, I got a nickname because somebody called me a bunch of names, and I'm like, oh, I hate that.

It's stupid. Oh, that's your name now. Great. Awesome. You are in my phone as Bort. Oh, Jesus. Well, it's okay. Tyler is also in my phone as Dumbass Tyler.

Actually, no. It's Tyler the Dumbass. Oh, even better. He's been knighted. Cool. Alright. Well, just talk a little bit more about sports. Just call it now. Chiefs versus Bills.

Who you got for the win? Bills, of course. Bills. I'm pulling for the Bills. And then you have Washington versus the Eagles. Interesting game matchup here. What do you think? Well, I predicted Bills commanders Super Bowl.

So I also want Washington to win. But the Super Bowl everybody wants I also want Washington to win, but the Super Bowl everybody wants is Buffalo versus Washington. The Super Bowl we're probably going to get is Kansas City versus Philadelphia, and that's going to suck. Yeah, I mean I'd be, you know, it's going to be kind of boring if that happens. I would love

love love to see Bill's Mafia in full force at the Super Bowl and if they won, oh my God. It would be dope if they make it. I will not be Ubering to and from my hotel to Radio Row that week. I'll be doing the 30-minute walk every day through Bourbon Street across

just to get the feel for the town and enjoy it all. Hell yeah. If they lose, I'm going to try to teleport and see as few people as possible. Man, when I was in Vegas last year, just seeing Chiefs logos and being in elevators, it was just the worst. So bad.

Please. Well, I'll be there with you to keep you up, but actually I'm going to leave before the game starts, so I don't know if I'll see you at all. I haven't put my schedule together, but Burt Kreischer has a big event, if you don't know, in New Orleans on Saturday, the weekend of the Super Bowl. Also fieri has an event shack has an event our friends at tcl so a lot of stuff happening in new orleans that weekend and i'm gonna try to go to a couple things and

have fun while eric's working keep an eye on social media at the woody show and myself at menace m-e-n-a-c-e I do think we might get Gronk on the podcast, possibly. What? Are you serious? That'd be huge. You know how all these moving parts go down during Rittero. So we got a list, and he was pitched. I don't know if it'll come together, but hopefully it does.

Well, I'm a little disappointed. Number one question, why no Gronk party this year? That's what I would ask him. Dude, maybe he's saving it for the draft. Maybe after Mojo Rawley took that giant leap off the stage last year and knocked out that fan i don't know where's the party at gronk yeah he's really saving his party for in seven new orleans he's gonna do it in green bay wisconsin he's really choosing the right venue there i don't know that's weird and then the year after that in 20 in 2026, you have in Pittsburgh the draft going on.

So got to go to Pittsburgh anyways for work. So might as well go during the draft. That'll be fun. Hey, to be fair, if Gronk is waiting until Green Bay to do his party, Green Bay can drink. So like those people in Wisconsin love their beer. Yeah, they'll be ready to party. Just a quick shout out to everybody at the UFC. Thank you for hooking up Morgan and myself for 311.

It was so cool to have it in Los Angeles. And again, UFC has not been in California for quite a while. And Dana White was absolutely blown away by the crowd. I mean, so many Woody Show listeners there. The crowd was wild. So many good fights. I absolutely loved it and i wonder i'm like when is power slap coming to california but i'm sure there's like a lot of

regulations when it comes to that so i don't know if it's official yet but dana white did repost a video of this power slap backpack that they have for sale somebody got one and was saying how cool it was and they said i can't wait for march 7th well nothing has been announced yet for powerslap march 7th so i'm assuming if ufc 313 is in vegas on march 8th powerslap has to be the day before that would be a no-brainer if everybody's in town for ufc that weekend why not have a power slap event on the 7th actually i would ask is that usually how they do it do they tie events together much like wwe if wwe is having the royal rumble on sunday saturday they have their nxt pay-per-view that's what they have been doing with saudi arabia yeah and ufc so they'll have like power slap the day before and then the big event the next day.

Right. So they have not done that in America yet. But that would make sense since they are co-owners or, you know, the same company now as WWE. They're all sharing back and forth different ideas. I know WWE is taking a lot of ideas from UFC. Probably UFC is taking the idea from them. Like, look, if you have the whole town turning into UFC have it all in the same weekend yeah for sure and then uh PowerSnap is coming up and if you want to watch PowerSnap now this is not a uh an ad or anything like that it is so fun to watch and you

can actually watch it live on Rumble January 30th at 9 a.m. because it's going to be in Saudi Arabia. So just download the Rumble app and then just stream PowerSnap for free. And I'm telling you, you're going to enjoy it. Eric, Tyler, Julianne, what are your thoughts on PowerSnap? I love seeing people just absolutely get knocked the hell out.

I would never try it once in my life. Hell no. I'm sure there'd be some people that want to play against you, face you. How do you phrase this? I was just about to say that. All no. I'm sure there'd be some people that want to play against you, face you. How do you phrase this? I was just about to say that. All right.

How do you phrase this? Is it a match? Is it a fight? A bout? I think it's a bout. Right? A bout. That feels right.

I would say a bout. Yeah, it's not a fight fight. It's definitely a challenge. Yeah, a bout, match. Yeah. I'd want to be the guy that catches the people that pass out in the back. That seems like not the coolest job. Morgan and I know a guy that's his job to catch the people,

and they're like, yeah, we don't want to catch them every single time. It's the most involved you could be without actually getting slapped in the face. So you throw out your back. I know. Julianne, I know you're down, but Tyler, how much for Julianne to slap you full force in the face what are we talking about yeah nothing ridiculous like reasonable like you legit let her do it i'd say bare minimum to even get me to think about it's got to be at least 500 bucks all right all right medicine all right

that's that's just to get me to think about it. I was like, you better be careful with this number, man, because menace will make it happen. He'll crowdsource this. He'll pay out of his pocket as a gift to himself. I've seen him spend $500 on less. We're setting up a Venmo. I'm going to be honest with you.

Now that I know that $500 is possible, the price has just gone up. I want my hand bleeding after I say something. Okay, okay. Well, on that note, I would like to clarify. At some point, if, and this is a very big if, this does happen,

nails must be shortened and no rings, okay? I'm not trying to take any scars or permanent damage. All right, okay, okay. He didn't say brass knuckles, so Julian. The ring did apply as brass knuckles. No, it doesn't. No.

Let's be real here. Dude, I'm thinking that we got to make this happen in some way. I mean, I'm down now. It might not be legal yet in California, so next time we're in Vegas. Well, you don't got to bet on it. It's got to be regulated. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's just say, what's new pot event? We do it outside, maybe a brewery or something, in the parking lot. Uh-huh. And it's just- How's it catch Tyler?

That's a good question. I mean, we'll have Randy lay down so it at least falls on him. So Eric can catch Tyler and if he misses, it'll land on Randy. You just set up

an Instagram live. Julianne drives over to Whittier, meets Tyler in his front yard and there you go. We can put on OnlyFans afterwards. Isn't there supposed to be... I'm not going to slap Jules

in retaliation. Each one is supposed to get a slap. I'm not going to do that. Can I have someone substitute for me a a female, so it's female and female. Can I have someone substitute for me to try and knock her out and get her back? Is this allowed? Who wants to slap Julianne? Actually, if you would like to slap Julianne, please slide into my DM.

See, he just wants chicks in his DMs. Yeah, no. And this is how he has to do it. The only way. I love it. I love it. I love everything about this. Dude, I'm telling you, this power slap stuff is fun, man.

I'm thinking about it, and I'm like, I might know one or two people who would actually jump at this opportunity. Really? Okay. Do not worry about that. You'll see what happens. Tyler, what's your current Instagram handle? So they can slide into your DMs. Heavy T underscore on there.

I know it's an idiot. No, idiot's not in the username. Yeah, I should clarify. Idiot's not in the username yeah i should clarify idiot is not in the username let's make that very clear all right fine uh moving on uh i have a question for everybody a question and i want you to think about it okay so i don't know if you've been following this this might not be in your feed or in your realm, but the subject line is a good question. Aesop Rocky, who is a rapper, he's the baby daddy of Rihanna. He has a case right now, and he was given a plea deal to either do 180 days in jail, or he can plead not guilty and face up to 24 years in jail. Now, he is saying that he is absolutely innocent and he would like to go to trial.

They're giving him a chance to do a plea deal for 180 days. Let's say you're 100% innocent. Okay. Are you taking that chance or you're just going to do the 180 days in for reals jail who wants to go first 180 days the system is so jacked you never know what they're gonna prove even if you're 100% innocent because then you're leaving it up to chance that it's up to a jury of like you know just randos and he's famous too people are you can't have people completely disconnected from who the hell he is like i talked talked about on the podcast last episode,

underlying jealousy, man, when it comes to famous people and rich people. People just are like, oh, forget this guy. He thinks he's above the law. Yeah. And it would suck. Let's just say, I don't know if he's innocent or not, but let's just say that he's absolutely innocent. That would suck.

Like, oh, I got to do 180 days in jail just so I don't have, you know, this thing going over me that I might have 24 years in jail. Yeah, I would say if you're A$AP Rocky, you're a popular rapper. Like you said, he has fans in prison. He has people that will go to bat for him in prison. Or if not, he has money and he could hook them up for life afterwards once they're out. So he can at least get people surrounding him and protect him for 180 days.

Compared to 20-something years? Oh, yeah. 180 days. Just reframe that. What's 180 days is what? Six months. That's fine. You say he's rich, he'll figure it out.

He would ask for solitary. Yeah. And then he could probably cut that down on good behavior. Get an iPad. Oh, just start acting crazy. They'll throw you into solitary immediately. Tyler.

One question. What is he charged with? Did I miss that part? So it was for a firearm charge of shooting at somebody that he had an argument with, and then the bullet grazed their hand. Oh, yeah. I'm probably taking the 180 days. Yeah, dude, that's a case that you can't prove 100%

innocence in that, dude. You're screwed. They're going to try and say attempted murder and all that stuff and I'm just like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm just going to do the 180. I'm not about that. Is he saying that he didn't shoot the gun at all? Yeah, he said that he's 100% innocent. And they have no proof, obviously, of that. Well, there's a video of him arguing with the person

and you hear a gunshot, but it's not on video what exactly happened. Yeah, I'd probably just do the 180 as well. If you go out right now, you'll be out before Labor Day. Just go. Yeah, if you followed the Meg The Stallion

case versus Tory Lanez, it's kind of similar a little bit. I mean, Tory Lanez did not get a plea deal, but he was trying to prove his innocence. The gunshots like graced her foot and her foot started bleeding or shot her in the foot, whatever. He ended up

getting 25 years in jail. He did not beat that case. Damn. Well, I guess y'all doing 180 days. But Julianne's lucky because she gets to go to the women's prison. What is that? They'd also let her off because she has 62 kids, man. They'd be like, oh, she's a mom.

So many kids. She can't be in jail. I know. Poor me. Yeah, I know. Anyways, all right. You guys want some food news? Oh, yes.

Big food news that everybody, I'm sure, here would care about. Did you see that Pokemon returns to McDonald's? Yes, it has! Limited edition Happy Meals. Who's gone? Nobody yet? I have not. No, not yet.

I have not. Maybe tonight. Tonight. It's Friday. Eric, no chicken nuggies for your child? No, he's not eating chicken nuggies. He gets to steal his toy? Not yet. I eat the chicken nuggies for your child? No, he's not eating chicken nuggies. He gets to steal his toy? Not yet.

I eat the chicken nuggies, though. You finally have an excuse to go get Happy Meals for yourself. Yeah, just bring the kid, and then they think you're getting it for the kid, and then you just snag it away. Yeah, you can have six Happy Meals all for the eight-month-old stuff in my belly. Unfortunately, Randy is not with us today, But you know this fool's gone day one. You think so? You think he went? Come on.

Eric, do you have any intel? I know you guys don't work together anymore. Dude, I haven't. Dude, the amount of Randy I've seen since we've not worked together. Like, we text a lot, honestly. It's like a long-distance relationship now. Like, I never see the dude. Really?

I never see him leaving his apartment. Because he gets a lot of work from home days. I don't even know if he's alive. if you're new to the podcast eric and randy actually live in the same apartment building and i've been there you walk outside of eric's door you can see randy's door and then eric sometimes sends us surveillance footage of randy in their like little common area but yeah like 30 seconds from each other oh it's not a big common area. But yeah, like 30 seconds from each other. Oh, it's not a big common area. And you do not see each other.

One of the recent Randy interactions I had, ASU was in the college football playoffs. He's a Sun Devil, alumni of it. And they lost in an overtime game. So I'm watching the TV. I videotaped the TV. They lose. And I pan over to his front door and you hear him scream,

No! Cinema. I actually win an award for how good this video is that's amazing I can confirm he's alive but me and Tyler got a text of his calendar yesterday because I was asking hey when are you free what's going on with you and he sent this calendar which I can't decipher by the way oh wow it's it's pretty heavy loaded so i don't know what he's doing if it is a lot or if he's doing the usual randy thing which is guys i'm really busy right now look at everything on my calendar and he's really playing video games yeah or buying these happy meals college football season is one of his prime focuses it did just end um but you know randy all right well tyler confirmed that he has not been playing video

games i can confirm that okay number two i say we take past precedent that of stuff that randy has done and we will use this to determine whether or not he has gone exhibit a i've seen this man i was with him purchase a happy meal toy without the Happy Meal. That is Exhibit A. Exhibit B. This is a man who went to Wendy's for a Krusty Krab burger. Okay. And yes, and had a big old thing about it. Okay. Taking these two things into account, I'm going to say he did go. Yeah, he had to, right?

Like on his way back from work or whatever, drive through, easy. He has a long drive home every day. I honestly was assuming that he was out and about trying to flip the latest pokemon card series because these cards have not been flipping like they were a couple years ago yeah this series people are tackling each other in costco yeah that's what i was about to say there's a lot of costco videos of people going nuts for these oh dude yeah like i have a montage one i sent to you guys yesterday and it's people go pros on and they're running. People got

somebody got elbowed in the face in it. Sorry. Menace. Really? Yeah. I text Randy and asked him if he's gone to McDonald's yet and he said no. Oh, wow. Yeah. Also, he's trying to hoard it for himself.

Eric did just send us the video of Randy screaming from his apartment. Hilarious. So funny. Love it. I know this is a little sore subject for you, Brett, so I don't want to bring it up too much. I'm just going to mention it. But don't you see a weird alignment when cryptocurrency starts taking off that these card collectors start taking off again, does that mean the economy is good again?

That people are doing these large collecting? I don't know. Because I still feel like we're going through a silent recession. That people don't really have a lot of money. It's silent? Well, that's what they call it. People are not really vocal about how broke they are. Oh, yeah.

That's just because our credit card debt just keeps going up and our limits going up with it so we're like it's fake money really um yeah i have noticed that so i think if these people see they get the itch the gambling itch that maybe their crypto is going up they're like okay what else is going what else can i collect can i flip this can i flip that can i get this and yeah because it hasn't been like this in a long time and same with crypto it was down for yeah quite a while yeah but now everyone's talking about it so i don't know i did uh i did see a clip of the dave ramsey show on my instagram and apparently this guy called in saying that he got into all this debt i think in a matter of six months and his new he has a wife who just had a kid and she's already think about divorcing him and ramsey's like well how much did you spend and

what'd you spend it on dude spent 24 grand on pokemon cards couldn't sell my god and is now in massive debt oh my god all right god i think about divorcing him i divorced him right then are you kidding me so bye okay i look look, I enjoy Pokemon cards, right? If I can get them. I haven't bought them in years because I don't have the money for that. I do still buy figures. I play the video games. There is a card shop down the street from here next to my buddy's art gallery, Hyena Gallery.

He watches people show up five times a day, buy boxes, sit in their car, rip open the packs, and then toss whatever's crap on the ground and in the trash. That's like buying lottery tickets. That's what they do all day long. He's baffled by it, and he sees the same people every day, multiple times a day. You know Pokemon cards got banned from elementary schools? Well, at least over time. My house? Yeah, because the kids were

gambling with them. Oh, nice. Yeah, the parents, for instance, Kevin, would go out and buy Felicity a $40 stupid Pokemon card, and then she'd go trade it, play some game, and then trade her card, and then she'd get some crappy one back that was like five bucks.

Well, I heard that whole trading thing, and I mean, trading has been around since you know when i was a kid or like we were trading pogs bogs marbles oh you know like i was gonna say the pokemon card trading happened 20 something years ago when i was in school yeah we're doing like all kinds of trading back in the day but i hear like the trading has gone to another level like with the stanley cup stuff and kids are just trading all kinds of things nowadays my nephew same thing like he traded something with another kid and the parents called my brother apparently was like hey can we get that back oh wow yeah honestly it would not like going back to the fights and stuff at like costco i remember i think it was during COVID that Target and Walmart said basically

we're not selling this stuff anymore because it's just too much. It's going to end up happening again. Everybody's going to stop selling it because people are animals and don't know how to act. Actually, you know what I saw today? It was another video from Costco and Pokemon cards. They literally had the carts already ready to go

with boxes of cards in it. So the people that were lined up waiting, they went, here's a cart, go ahead. Oh, so they can't tackle each other. Exactly. So here's your allotted amount. You can go. God, I wish I had that life.

I just have time to do this. Right? Yeah, I wish I had the life of a degenerate, unemployed, bleeping loser. Hold on. Hold on, Eric. Oh, people that have love for Pokemon are degenerate losers? No, no, no.

Okay, I'm talking specifically reasoners. How far removed are you from are degenerate losers? No, no, no. I'm talking specifically reasoners. How far removed are you from that life, Tyler? There we go. I mean, look, I game a lot, but I have a job. I make a pretty good amount of money. And I'm sure these people have jobs.

They got to pay for it, too. They just spend their 45 days a year ripping open Pokemon cards instead of playing video games. It's the same thing. So, look, ripping open pokemon cards if you're collecting is one thing ripping them open tossing them on the ground because they're not worth anything and then just selling that dude you're a loser dude i'm sorry like get a get a

real job you're tyler what's your video game hours up to so far that's different okay i'm not like throwing my games away dude because they're not worth anything well really what about all those games that you don't play anymore what happened to those no dude I go back and play them sometimes dude like I played Red Dead Redemption probably four times all the way through dude thank you he admires them he shows off his collection to the milk mamas when they arrive yeah I mean these people also can flip their cards I mean I get it's a messed up process but at least there's a profit in the end. You can't resell your Red Dead Redemption for the price of a shiny Charizard like they can.

Okay, I'm not trying to resell it, dude. You're sitting in the same computer chair they are. Well, we went on a tangent. We didn't even finish up food news, so I'll just go real quick. Post Malone has a new Oreo coming out, salted caramel and shortbread flavored creams inside. It looks actually pretty good.

I mean, I'm not a big caramel fan, so I'll push through it and try it anyways. But did you hear what's going on with Dunkin' Donuts? They're having shortages across the country. What? Apparently, New Mexico is the biggest one hit where, I don't know, they did some mathematics wrong on the amount of ingredients to produce to make donuts. And there's donut shortages everywhere when it comes to Dunkin'. First it was eggs. Now it's donuts. What's happening?

But why Dunkin'? Why take away something great from us? Why couldn't they do Krispy Kreme? I know. Thank you. Overrated AF. Hell yeah. It's Krispy Kreme. They're. Thank you. Overrated AF. Hell yeah. There's Krispy Kreme

getting those. They're not trying to be all fancy with all these weird flavors. They got one thing. They get mass produced. Whatever happened to Winchell's? Winchell's. They're still there.

Are they? Yeah, why no love? I love that place. I mean, they're still in the same building they've been in for 60 years in all their locations, you know, with the same paint.

I mean, what's wrong with that? They just haven't leveled up. Why ruin a good thing? Dunkin' has great great donuts but in times like these random hole in the wall donut shop is the best place to go dude so bomb yep support your local brick and mortar so everybody's local granny's donuts mother's donuts brother's donuts whatever insert name donuts over here in la mirada there's a donut place right next to a pool hall that's how you know the donuts are good, right? Hell yeah.

Yeah, as long as they don't upcharge. The one by us by the radio station that's open all night, $4 for a donut. It's bank. God, I hate living here. There's a place I need to look up. Speaking of food news and weird combinations, like a pool hall next to a donut place. Dude, there's apparently a new restaurant that it's a skate shop slash steakhouse.

I want to check this out so bad. I have not looked up the details on where it's located, but I'm here for it. I'm like, two things that I love. Let's do it. All right. I will not be joining you. Okay.

Well, you go there for the skate shop. Get a skateboard. It's the other half. Oh, not a big fan. No, not really. I kind of feel terrible. They don't sell guinea pigs on the side. Yeah.

I like cows, okay? And I like pigs. We'll get you a soda and some of the rolls, and we'll go with that. All right. Okay, I'll take a soda. Okay, good. All right. I do have to take off to one of my favorite places, Coachella Valley, as I shout out every

single podcast. You know how we have daily mentions of Japan on the Woody Show? I have my weekly mention of the Coachella Valley, so I have to leave pretty soon. Churro, I have mentioned on the Woody Show that she had surgery and she's doing really well. She's happy and she's smiling. She's running around like nothing never happened, which is great. She was actually supposed to be at the vet for about four days. The vet called up like after a

day, they're like, this dog is the incredible Hulk or something because she's already ready to go. So that was great. The only thing I had to do is keep Chimmy and Churro separated, my two dogs, because Chimmy is hyperactive and she'll be jumping all over churro who just had surgery i experienced this yes so long story short is i gotta go back to coachella valley to go meet up with churro and i have chimmy with me and poor chimmy you know she lives for attention so she's by herself right now so i gotta get home to her but poor baby i would love to hear anything before we leave if you do do have a story to share, don't be worried about Jimmy. I want to hear about it.

Julianne, have you fought with anybody lately or do you have anything to say before we leave? Has Kevin destroyed more of your house? You guys, I meant to tell you this last week or the week before and I forgot. So I decided to leave Felicity by herself for the first time for like 10 minutes. I forgot I had to go to a doctor's appointment. So I took the baby and I said, you know, my friend's coming to get you. She'll be here in 10 minutes. And she's like, okay. I'm like, I have my phone in case you need anything. The second I walk through Kaiser's doors, my phone rings. It's my neighbor. He's like, i don't know what happened but i think your big dog

ate your little dog i'm like what what yeah and i'm like what is happening what is happening at your house my god in heaven he's like i don't know felicity's screaming i just hear felicity screaming bloody murder i'm like oh my god i seriously just left the house what in the hell happened so i get on the phone with Felicity, my big dog. She's half German Shepherd, half Husky. Her name's Ahsoka. So Ahsoka attacked our neighbor's cat and killed it. Oh no.

And Felicity witnessed it. So she saw the cat in the backyard, goes outside, holds onto Ahsoka, which she shouldn't have done. We've talked to her about that and said don't leave the cat alone she was trying to scare the cat away but the cat hissed at her and ahsoka got mad and after her killed the cat broke its neck yeah so then i i get home and i'm trying to find which neighbor this is i can't i can't find the neighbor i i i

thinking i i went to the right house, but the person's not answering the door and everyone's telling me it's not that lady's cat, but if it is her cat, leave her alone. She's not the nicest person. She's, she's a mean old lady. I'm like, no, no, no. Cause everyone's telling me to pick up the cat and just throw it away. Dumpster. Yes. They're like, nobody needs to know. Just throw the cat away. All my neighbors are telling me like, no, I can't do that. That's so heartless. So Kevin at night, here's the lady searching for her cat with the cat food. Yeah. So I was like, oh, son of a... So I go over there and I knock on her door and she's like, hello? And I'm like, hi uh do you have a black and gray cat and she goes yes i said not no

more i was like um i i'm so sorry but my my dog killed your cat she's like what god damn it son of a bitch and i'm like i am so sorry like i my daughter tried to stop it and she couldn't stop it. And she goes, why would you let your dog kill my cat? I'm like, I didn't let my dog kill your cat. My nine-year-old's like, she's traumatized over what happened. Yeah. Then she's like, she's all, what am I supposed to tell my son who's deaf and blind? So apparently she watches over her son who's like 50 years old and something's wrong with him god yeah and then her husband is in the hospital because he's sick and i don't know if he's passed

so i'm over here giving her even more bad news and i'm like i am so sorry i'm so sorry she goes why did you even tell me this son of a bitch she slammed her front door so hard. My entire body vibrated. And I almost started crying. Because, I mean, I still have all these, like, random, like, hormones going crazy in me. So I walked away. I almost started crying. I'm about to faint. I know.

I go in the house and Kevin's like, what do you want me to do with the cat? I'm all, throw that effing cat away. I don't even care anymore. I just tried to be nice and she yelled at me. Well, what do you think she's going to respond with? I mean, I didn't have to tell her her damn cat got killed. I could have left it a secret.

I understand, but you gotta... You had to be ready for that type of reaction. She's like, oh, thanks for the great news. No, but like, I mean, I had the option of throwing the cat away. How heartless is that? Everybody knows that. But you had to to what if she wanted to cremate it or i just you guys my cat just got ate by a freaking coyote and the thought

of like someone just picking it up and throwing it in the trash like i couldn't i i could not no no okay you did do the right thing yeah and you are a way better person than me because i may have buried that cat or something you know but so you did do the right thing. But I think you're tripping for like being shocked by her response. Really? Yes. I wouldn't have told her the complete truth. I would have said a coyote got your cat.

I found it. Here it is. True. I probably would have lied a little bit. That's a good point. I'm like, dang, saw that coyote that got my cat. He's back. Yeah.

Sorry. I'm not a liar. I have tears in my eyes. It makes me sad. This poor cat. So yeah, that's my story. Have a good Friday. Wow.

I love that you've had this for two weeks. I know. I don't know why I kept forgetting to tell you guys about my pussycat story. Wow. Jesus H. You never disappoint, Julianne. Have I ever said how much I enjoyed that you've joined this podcast? Wow.

Who's next? So, yeah. Tyler, have anything to say before we leave? Anything to share? Go Bills, go Commanders, I guess. No one wants to see Mahomes and the refs, and no one wants to see Jalen Hurts throwing for 100 yards. Yeah, cool story.

Tyler, this is where you double down and say, if there's anyone out there that wants to power slap Julian. No, I'm just going to say that. Slide into my DMs. I know one lady now that wants to do it. Let's set a ring. I'm saying going to say that. I know one lady now that wants to do it. Let's set a ring. I'm saying this again. Let's set up a cage on their street.

All right. Eric. I don't. Go Bills. Not after all that. All right. Brett. Yeah.

We'll just see you next week. Everybody goodbye. I was going to say, I'm still looking to move Definitely not to Julianne's area I'm going as far south as possible She didn't kill a guinea pig She killed a cat But if given the chance

I can't tell you It would be a nice appetizer Now I'm going to faint Alright I'm good Alright real quick Most likely I'm gonna be hooking up with our friends at Brujaha once again shout out to Brujaha you know we had the

Brujaha everybody here at West DuPont we enjoyed going to that beer fest if you don't know what it is Brujaha throws beer fest across the country and this time around March 15th in Silverado, California, this time with Bad Religion and

Aquabats and so much more. Hell yeah. I know Brett's going to be there. Damn right. Are you going to be there? So check him out. Brew Ha Ha Productions on Instagram. All the details you get there. And of course, check out my social media. I'll be doing some giveaways pretty soon and you'll hear the commercials and all that kind of stuff. So shout

out to the brouhaha people. Shout out to our friends at Lazy Dog. Shout out to our boy, Joe Coy, J-O-K-O-Y.com. Our friend Fluffy, aka Gabriel Iglesias, his special still killing it on Netflix. If you have not watched it, watch it right now. Speaking of comedians, our friend Bert Kreischer, I know that we're going to be supporting his show that's happening March 21st in Las Vegas, Nevada at Resorts World. So if you're going to be in Las Vegas that weekend, or if you just love Bert Kreischer, check him out at Resorts World. He's going to be there March 21st and 22nd.

Once again, shout out to all of our people at UFC. They have been so good to us. Thank you for taking care of us at 311. And I'm hoping there's going to be a power slap going down March 7th in Vegas. No official word on that yet, but watch it on Rumble January 30th at 9 a.m. West Coast time or wherever you live. Just look it up.

Power slap on Instagram. Shout out to the sex with Emily podcast. Just follow her at sex with Emily on Twitter and Instagram. Also shout out to all the blankets that I lay under every single night. Blankets by Tracy. Just go to blankets bytracy.com, and I just layer myself and keep myself warm because I'm freezing constantly since I've lost all this weight using Zeb Bound. No, seriously, I'm freezing constantly. So thank you to Blankets by Tracy. What is happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique, Brett? Well, much like you menace, crystal balls out there are freezing like crazy.

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