What's New Podcast - Tylers Girlfriend?, Menace getting married, First Jobs, Fighting and more

Episode Date: July 1, 2019

Tylers Girlfriend?, Menace getting married, First Jobs, Fighting and more..

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another episode of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I have Bort, who is a syndication expert for The Woody Show. I am the master. Morning Show. Yes, you can check out The Woody Show across this great land of the United States and of course around the world on afn it is the military network if you don't know the woody show is available on the freedom channel we have his sidekick and trusty assistant nick soundwave in the building what up what up and of course we have randy who

is a radio dj himself video guy for the woody show and food expert go-getter yeah what's up everyone and we have tyler the board op who handles everything locally for alt 98 7 in los angeles and orange county what up everybody and speaking of tyler let's get into it so we talked about this last podcast last week and fluffer aka tyler you locked it down You have a girlfriend now? It's official, official? It's not official, official yet. What? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

Are you serious? It was on social media. Yeah. Tyler. Tyler. What happened? Tyler. Hold on.

I want to know what this is about. Why are you sighing? What is this? Why am I sighing? It's a cardinal sin. You can't post a chick unless it's finalized. What? There was a social media post?

Yeah. You said, I guess we'll try this. No, no, no. Or something like that. It's going that direction. It's not official yet. Okay. Why not?

Because I'm really into this girl, and I am taking as much time as I can to make this work. What's her phone number? Let's just call her. Yeah, no. What? Dude, that's like you're interviewing

for a job. I can't wait to work here. It's going to be so much fun, but you haven't been hired yet. Dude, you are literally pulling a Randy right now because you're backtracking like Randy does all the time. Now, I have two pieces of evidence. One is not screenshotted

where I believe, you know, this is what we talked about last week, right? Where we were like, oh, hey, Tyler, what is this photo? The couple that vans together, stays together at the beach with your vans together. I thought there was social media posts making it official. Look, look. And then second piece of evidence, which we have screenshotted. What is this? You two, different opposing baseball team fans, and you posted doing a kissy face on her.

I guess we'll make it work. I thought that was official. I thought that was like, that's like, finalized. Yeah, that's it, we're together. First off, I thought Instagram was supposed to let me know when someone screenshotted. Apparently, that's not a thing anymore. That's Snapchat. That's Snapchat, bro. Instagram used to screenshot it. Apparently that's not a thing anymore. That's Snapchat. Instagram used to do it.

What's the issue? It is, but we just haven't put a title on it yet. That's all it is. I know, but let's call her up right now. Why not? I remember her name. Let's dive a little bit more

into this. Was she tagged? Let's hit her up. Let's unpack this, as they say, okay? Okay, so continue. Wait, unravel it. What happened on the social media? Tell me. Okay, so she's tagged.

He told me her name. Okay. And so I put the pieces together and I found her. Here's my question for you. And I need to know this before we continue this conversation have you gone through her tagged pictures no no no okay uh-oh well then so i'm i'm gonna show menaces first and then i'm gonna let him proceed on how he on however he feels just okay okay i feel like this is gonna to be similar to Randy spoiling Detective Pikachu for Tyler.

Randy's asking for it one of these days. I'll just leave it at that. Yeah, I mean, I think he's already purposely tried to upset like three people in the last week. Do not touch my microphone. All right. Okay, you step off. You're stepping on my toes. Wait, wait, wait.

That's fine. You didn't look at the date of those photos. No, I did, but that was just my thing, though. It was like... Hold on. That doesn't matter. That's like... That's years ago. What?

What do you mean you know? Yeah, what do you mean you know? I'm just... Okay. Okay. If that was last week... What if there's a past or something? I just want...

Okay, okay. Let me break it down. There's some photo of her tagged with some other guy, but that's like two years ago. Okay, it's two years ago. Yeah, I know, but I'm just trying to ask just to make sure. If I go through my tag pictures, I know. I'm trying to start drama. If it was two days ago, then I'd be like, Tyler, we got a problem.

If I go through my tag pictures, I bet that probably one of my exes probably has me tagged in something. And it's from years ago. Like, who cares? And Randy, I hate to break it to you, your girlfriend might have had other boyfriends. What? What do you mean she had other boyfriends? Now, but the only thing that's upsetting me is that you're taking so long to lock this down. Look, like I said, if it is locked down, it just doesn't have the title.

It's not locked? Does she listen to this? Does she listen? Do you give her the podcast links? Yep. Oh, no. Okay, next. Yeah.

Okay, also, we've already discussed after your first impression segment, you know, the haphazards of the things you say and the dumb things you say about, hey, man, the thirst is real and stuff. Look, she already knows all that. Don't you think she would want to be locked in? Are you trying to keep that open, that avenue? Whose decision was it to not finalize it,

to not put it locked in? Was it a mutual decision or was it more like... It was mutual. It was mutual? Yeah. All right, so this is weak because you might be finalized and we're on vacation right now. So this podcast is while we're on vacation.

How are we going to verify if you are locked down or not? I guess I'm going to have to post it on the What's New pod on our Instagram at What's New pod. If you get together while this podcast is being released. Look, I'll tell you. Is that cool? Yeah. You'll hit me up and say,

Hey, we're together. If it gets locked down while we're on vacation, while we're on vacation, I will send you guys like a group text. We're like, Hey, like we're good.

Okay. Okay. So make sure you follow us at what's new pod on Instagram at what's new pod. Can we discussandy being an old grandma like picking apart like people's folks can we just try to bring up i'm sorry bring up more stuff to the podcast all right so can we talk about randy just more going full-on fbi no no i mean randy it's good that you looked into that but it's just too old to bring up all right that's all okay i appreciate it but thank you hey do you think i should tell shasta Randy, it's good that you looked into that, but it's just too old to bring up. All right.

That's all. Okay. I appreciate it. But thank you. Hey, do you think I should tell Shasta that I had girlfriends like 16 years ago? Oh, yeah. Right again. Bring in the heat.

Hey, Randy. So I want to ask you guys, since we're on vacation right now while this podcast is being released, is anybody going anywhere or doing anything? What's happening? Yeah, I'm going to San Diego for a few days to kind of celebrate my birthday. Yeah. Just get away for a little while. How old are you now?

23. What? God, you're ancient. I know, you're so old. Isn't it wild, though? Like, I took my first ever legal, legal shot of alcohol with the show at an event. Isn't that wild? We've literally seen you blossom before

our very eyes we see you get bigger and bigger every i mean we see myself too man my wallet does too it's like damn we see you get drunker and drunker and every like every event i have a i have like station station gear that uh that i got my intern when i when i interned here yeah and i try putting on now my, how did I fit into this? Yeah, we call it the Woody Show 20. Oh, man. You put on 20 pounds.

Yeah, thank God I lost that. Yeah. Nick Soundwave, are you going anywhere? No, I'm actually, I'm going to be staying local. I'm in the process of moving. Really?

Yeah, we're in the pre-process. I got to lock down this apartment this week or last week, depending on when you're listening to this. But yeah, I'm going to be moving to eagle rock possibly during our little uh vacation time so eagle rock california has this mall that's empty but yeah they have a macy's there and that's where i get all my black

shirts so i'm gonna see all the time plus they have jolly b get the chicken joy it's fire dude they have so many bomb Filipino restaurants there. They've got a game stop there, Jollibee. I have a quick question for you guys. Yeah. Because in the team of him moving, I've never had to move myself. How much does it suck? Just like as a precursor for what I have to look forward to

when I finally do take that giant step. So I've moved a billion times and no more, man. I just use this. If you live in Los Angeles, Orange County, there's a company called Pure Movers. I just use this. If you live in Los Angeles, Orange County, there's a company called Pure Movers. I use them. Super cheap.

Extremely reliable. Rule. Shout out to Pure Movers. Not a sponsor. Yeah, they should be. But moving stuff on your own sucks. And people like asking you to help move. It's a drag, dude. I've moved several different ways.

I've moved into dorms. That's at my college. I've moved out of those dorms, back into those dorms. I've moved to a drag, dude. I've moved several different ways. I've moved into dorms. That's at my college. I've moved out of those dorms, back into those dorms. I've moved into a fraternity house. I've moved into my current apartment. It's a hassle. And this place I'm looking at now, there's one staircase that I'm just looking at. It's going to be a pivot.

And we have a huge TV and a dresser, beds. I'm just dreading it. You know who I feel really bad for? Our old board up, Michael. I'm just like dreading it. You know who I feel really bad for? Our old board up, Michael. He was moving from coast to coast, and I guess he needed a key or some sort of paperwork. He needed the title for his car.

That's right. It was all the way in the back of the U-Haul. Of the moving van, yeah. Of the moving van. So they had to take everything out, find the paper, and then load it back up at like 10 p.m. at night. Oh, my God. See, here's the thing. I'd feel bad for anyone else in that situation, out, find the paper, and then load it back up at like 10pm at night. See, here's the thing. I'd feel bad for anyone else in that situation, but Michael, I don't because he abandoned us and left us.

Just like I didn't feel bad for Danielle either once she abandoned and left us. But now you have me! Thanks a lot, Michael! We've got Tyler. Tyler, are you going to do anything while we're on vacation? No, I'm also staying local. I will be here running the local side of the station.

Don't mess up. I won't. I promise. We don't want any calls while we're on vacation. No, you won't. I got it. I'm going to get all the calls. I have a trip that I planned the last three years that I haven't made. There is a UFO festival in Roswell, New Mexico that I'm going to go to.

The whole town transforms into a festival for aliens so dude dildar needs to go uh right if you don't know dildar check out the woody show ig tv you'll find out so here's the problem though i uh you know we already had like a through a benefactor we had a hotel booked but just because you know the way the show goes and who knows who's gonna be here i didn't book a flight so i tried to book a flight last week and uh yeah um yeah it's like two grand to fly two of us round trip so we're gonna drive no from california to new mexico and we're gonna stop halfway one night and keep going. How long is that drive? It's 13 and a half hours. Oh my God.

So pretty much we're driving to like San Francisco from Los Angeles twice. So we're going to do it though. We're going to drive halfway, stop in Arizona somewhere, keep going, spend a couple of days in New Mexico, drive back. The longest drive I ever did was from Wichita, Kansas to Phoenix, Arizona. One day, 16 and a half hours. How was that? Wow.

I didn't think I was gonna live well see so that's why we're gonna stop halfway and we're gonna take our time you know and also i mean i sit at the show for 12 hours a day yeah true you know the thing is pro tip for anybody that's driving across country which i've done two things. Make sure don't procrastinate, wake up super early and just get up and go. Second, if you have no money and you want to travel, stay in Walmart parking lots. That's what I did across the country. Have a gym membership. I had 24 hour fitness at the time. So that's where I went and took showers and then I just went to Walmart parking lots because even though we read all these crazy stories all the time

on the Woody Show for Redneck News it was the safest place to stay and park where I can get some rest. I had to stay in a Walmart parking lot once in Vegas because we did a little like we had the idea of oh let's go to Vegas dude we don't need to sleep and then like 4 35 am

hits and we're like oh our room isn't gonna be open until tomorrow and then we're like crap so we just found we found one more parking lot we took a nap for a couple hours and we're like well dang we still have three more hours until our room's available so shout out to walmart parking lots it's the best when you're traveling cross-country even still though like if you if you're like look i need to get a hotel room. Most people don't know this, but you can do a late check into a hotel room in the middle of the night. They may have a room available that they'll give to you for cheap.

They just want a body and make money. They're like, there's no one in that room. 80 bucks. Yeah. I told, I mean, when I go to Vegas, usually check-in time is like three in the afternoon, which sucks. I always tell them like can i pay a little extra to check in early and sometimes they let you do it or sometimes they

don't even charge you and they always check you in and then make sure you just tip them like 20 bucks or something like that hook them up right yeah brett and i had this conversation not exactly about this but regarding convenience last week like before i used to be so cheapy when it came to traveling like i would stay at hostels i would do whatever i used to be so cheapy when it came to traveling. Like I would stay at hostels. I would do whatever I could to save a buck. And then it got to the point where I was like, dude, F this. I'm just going to pay the extra dollar.

I know. Woody is a big advocate of that. Just paid the extra money. Yeah. Less stress. And I've definitely adopted that. I mean, it's not cheap, but you just have a way better experience on whatever you're doing.

Really, honestly, it all started last year because last year I went to San Diego with a girlfriend. And the spot that we had chosen, great price, great location. The only thing was the shower was outside. Hot? Yeah. Hot. But my girlfriend was like, I don't want to shower. I was like, it's fine.

I just won't shower. We're only going to be there for a few days. What? I'm like, get out. Was there no covering? No, because what it was was sort of like a garage outlet and the shower hugged the side of the unit

facing the wall of whatever was behind it. So you really can't see unless you get on the roof or you really go out of the way to do it. It was like a beach shower. That's so weird. Yeah. So my girlfriend felt super uncomfortable about it. So last minute I used one of those hotel apps. Shout out if you're in a tight bind, Hotel Tonight. Yeah. Because they give you last second rates and it's just, it's so clutch. It's so awesome. They're not a sponsor, but they should be. Yeah, they

should be. Not a sponsor. All right. So my vacation, first off, I'm going to New York City. They're going to hang out there for like 48 hours. And then I'm going to go to young Michael's wedding. Now, if you don't know, young Michael used to have Tyler's job. Woody and I are going to hang out at his wedding. And then I'm jumping on a cruise with Spicy Nacho, and we're going to Bermuda. Nice. So we're going to check out Bermuda for a while.

And, you know, we're big cruise people would love cruises. And of course, haven't forgot us trying to get the whole crew here in this room on an Alaska cruise. I'm working hard to make that happen. Breaking news. If people didn't know, I got engaged to Spicy Nacho and that was shouted out and that blew up. I'm getting nonstop texts about it from everybody and

apparently i fell asleep early but i got a call from oh yeah i got a call from nick soundwave and i got a text follow-up congratulating me yeah man i found out and i was a little a little buzzed okay so it was 10 30 at night just fyi i bed really, really early. So if you call me past 8 p.m., I'm not going to pick up or I'm not going to answer your text. Now, I got the text. I knew nothing about the phone call because I don't even have my voicemail set up. Yeah, that scared me a little bit because I called you. Well, first I confirmed with Brett because I wasn't here for when the news dropped. Yeah, are you an alcoholic, by the way?

Maybe. Some people have called me that. But no, yeah, so I texted Brett, confirmed it with him, and then I texted you. And then, yeah, I had some liquid, I was lubricated, I should say. So that's when I was like, hey, man, maybe I'll call him. And then, yeah.

The best part is that, like, so I get this text from him. I totally forgot he wasn't here that day. Yeah. And I was like, oh, dude, I totally forgot. Man, Nick Soundwave wasn't there. Yeah, he got engaged. We talked about it on the show. There wasn't much info.

And he's just like, I'm going to call him right now. I'm going to call him. Yeah. And he's like, I left him a voicemail. This is when I get afraid when he's drunk. I don't know if he's angry or he's happy. It's always happy. He's intense. I take 9.9% of the time to be happy. He's very intense. He's happy, but yeah, he's drunk. I don't know if he's angry or he's happy. It's always happy. I take 9.9% of the time to be happy.

He's very intense. He's happy, but yeah, he gets intense. So I asked him, I'm like, dude, are you trashed right now? And he's like, I'm not trashed, but I'm getting there. And I'm like, alright, scale 1 to 10. He's like, I'm at a solid 8. And then the next thing I know, he tells me, he's like, yeah, dude, I left him a

voicemail, I called him, and he starts sending me screenshots of the music he's listening to. It's like all nineties, new metal. All right. And the next thing I get is a text saying, I think I'm going to jump, I'm going to jump through this table right now. Okay. And I'm like, well, I didn't. What kind of table?

Not went over well. And it was like an Ikea table. I'm like, dude, you're going to hurt yourself. Those things are built like bricks. And then I don't hear from him for like eight hours. Yeah. Yeah. like, dude, you're going to hurt yourself. Those things are built like bricks. And then I don't hear from him for like eight hours. Yeah, no, I was, yeah, Saturday. Did you leave me a voicemail even though I didn't have voicemail set up? Yeah, dude, I didn't care.

Somebody was getting a voicemail either way. So you pretty much was talking to nobody. Well, no, yeah. So it went somewhere. It said you leave a voicemail for a number. And I was like, whatever, man. I got to log in and see if it worked. But yeah, I was well lubricated, and I'm a passionate guy when I'm drunk, and I was happy for you.

Thank you. I just wanted to say congratulations. Yeah, I've expressed there's one way to figure out whether or not he's drunk or not, and that's go on Twitter. Because when Eric gets buzzed or drunk, he goes like hardcore sports mode. He's retweeting all these things, trash talk and stuff. Yeah, I've gotten better. I used to be really bad with drinking and messing around my phone,

texting people, tweeting stupid crap. Yeah, I saw that too. Yeah, I've gotten a lot better. I've gotten a way like, and yeah, but yeah. I started beef with artists that I had. Oh my gosh. Apologize for it.

I get so paranoid. Like when I started drinking, I'm like, okay, like the only thing I remember in my head is all right, don't, don't touch your keys. Don't touch your phone. Don't do any of that stuff. Or just have a fake account like I did for a former job.

Yeah. That's a good idea. You should preset your accounts. Yep, exactly. Switch accounts, bro. So, of course, you got to pay for all this, and you got to have a job. And I always wanted to ask you guys, what jobs did you have outside of radio we hear about everybody on the woody show but you know this crew doesn't get on the air that much to share

those kind of stories so i wanted to ask you what other jobs have you had outside of radio we'll start with bort bort well the job that honestly my first job that started everything i worked at a recording studio i was like a gopher that then became like a CD duplication assembly guy. I was a print manager. I pretty much did everything. So that was your first job? That was my first job. Is it a recording job?

Okay. Yeah, because I don't know. I just know how to do things. I can't explain it. I can just do whatever, you know, figure it out. So I did that for a few years, and then I was also a pizza delivery guy. All right, here we go. Worst thing in the world.

I hated it, Except for the first day I got a $20 tip from a girl. So that was cool. My mom didn't let me do pizza delivery. She said it was too dangerous. Dude, it is. I got hit by a taxi and they just drove off, man. And the pizza place was more worried about the pizza getting there on time than my car. Oh, absolutely.

Yeah, they didn't care about me at all. But the other, the most fun job I had, though, I worked in a dark art gallery that had some of the weirdest, coolest paintings you've ever seen. They had a human skull. All right.

They have just super cool stuff, and all these random celebrities would come in. And we just had fun because we were like two clerks that would just make fun of people all day. It was like the movie Clerks, but with weird, creepy, demonic paintings around us. It was rad. It sounds like home for you.

Exactly. I love it. All right. Next sound wave. So I don't know if you guys remember. Do you remember the store Anchor Blue? Yeah. Yes.

I worked at Anchor Blue in my freshman year of college. But I got hired on right as they were going bankrupt. So basically, they kept me over for the final three months that they were even a company. And I just kind of messed around and played beer pong in the back. Nice. I worked at my school's gym for a couple years, and I also worked at a performing arts theater as an usher, seating old people that were there to see ballet and opera and stuff.

Nice. You seem like you'd be nice to old people. Yeah. Dude, I'm a nice person. I think I am. All right, Tyler? Let's see. First job, I actually worked at a Little League field'm a nice person. I think I am. All right, Tyler. Let's see.

First job, I actually worked at a Little League field as a groundskeeper. Oh, weird. Yeah. Yeah, Whittier Little League. Shout out to them. So did that. What did you do as a groundskeeper? Dude, a lot of people leave trash on the field, so you got to clean all that up.

You got to make sure you cut all the grass. Dude, we drove around an ATV that had a cart in in the back that like all these gardening tools and stuff like that i could totally see talent like being super serious about it like no i know this was a little poker a little thing with raking raking the field like oh yeah this may be a tangent but uh you know we did first impressions with tyler the other week yeah tyler don't you have a whittier tattoo for the whittier Little League? Yes, I do. No way. I do, yeah.

I forgot that you brought that up. Yeah, I do have that. Let me see it. Where is it, on your back? Right there. It's on my wrist. It looks like the Washington Nationals look. And that's why Seabass, he told me,

he's like, I didn't use it for the first impression because I thought he was a Nationals fan. I'm like, oh no. It's for Little League. Here's my question for that tattoo though. This is honest to God. I want to know this answer.

Positioning of the tattoos. I don't know. Do you just say F it? Yeah, F it. Just put it right there. No, honestly. Because you have enough tattoos to do a sleeve. I was just curious. Why not just do the sleeve? I plan on getting the sleeve eventually.

The only thing I would change about the positioning is that I would flip it over, like flip it around. Well, you'd have to remove it now. Well, obviously that's not going to happen. Just say it's like the Wilson tennis tattoo. I've gotten Walgreens too, so I'm just like, well, all right. All right, Randy. Well, it's all been fast food. My first job senior year of high school, I worked at Chipotle.

After Chipotle, I worked at Panda Express and then Ben & Jerry's. Why don't you work at any of these places now? You have so much time in the day. We need to go get hooked up. Dude, it's tedious. People don't give fast food workers enough credit, man. It's crazy. You get that rush.

People are vicious. They want their food. They're hungry. They're upset for some reason. You know how crazy when you get yelled at because there's not enough orange chicken in your plate? Like, look, man, I'm just trying to do my job. But, yeah, it's all been fast food. Dude, I went to your Panda Express the other day, man.

It was delicious. It was. It was so good. Dude, at the end of every night, we would dump all the food into one big bowl, and then we were allowed to just pick from it. Oh, rib. Yes. into one big bowl, and then we were allowed to just pick from it. Oh, rib. And the rule at Panda was you could get as much food as you want on your break. You just had to finish all of it. That's what I told my wife because we saw a worker walk by with a plate,

and I'm like, he could stack that as much as he wants. Tyler, get a job there. Come on, Tyler. Come on. Why do I have to do it? Somebody. The jobs that I had, I had Little Caesars, Singular Wireless. I don't know if anybody remembers Singular Wireless.

And I worked at AT&T Wireless. So that's why I'm really into cell phones. I worked at Lucky's grocery stores. Yeah, Lucky's. I worked at Dreger's grocery stores. And I worked at Grocery Outlet. So I had a lot of grocery experience that dude that's a tough job man to anybody that has to work groceries i'm telling you

i feel for you it is the absolute worst long day of just non-stop work i did it for six years so why didn't you mention that because r Randy cut me off with the whole tattoo thing. You're distracting. I did Ralph's for six years. And look, I hated the job, but I love the people I work with. And then the regular customers we had, they were pretty cool. But, dude, people who work at the grocery store do not get enough credit whatsoever. I know. It is so much work. It is a hard job.

Dude, my dad did that for over 30 years. But, dude, it pays if you get up there. Yeah, if you get in the union, you're set. I also worked AV at a hotel. What up to the International Mark Hopkins Hotel in San Francisco. I worked at a pirate store. We bring that up a lot on the Woody show that I did work at a pirate store at Pier 39 in San Francisco. I also worked at Fry's Elect fries electronics if people don't know

fries electronics it's basically like maybe a best buy was yours was your fries themed my fries was themed but my my fries was what was it science so it wasn't crazy we have one right by our radio station and it's all alien themed which which rules. That was so dope. And there was other ones that were nearby that were Egyptian themed and all kinds of things. There's one out by where I work in Sherman Oaks. It has a giant dragon in it, and it's kind of like a storybook. But that was the first time I'd ever been in a Fry's, so I walk in and I'm like, what is this? What the hell is this like Shrek Radio Shack hybrid we got going on here?

Dude, you need to go to the Burbank one because the Burbank one has a giant Kraken inside and then UFOs everywhere. And it's just crazy. Like, I don't think Fry's gets enough credit for just how crazy the stores are. And they have everything in it that you can think of. Randy and I, we bought Kites and Cologne there once. Cologne, that's right. We did.

I love Fry's though because Fry's has all the the more intricate difficult to find stuff like computer components and like i also worked at a tv station that was one of my favorite jobs and then i also worked at a dot com one thing i've learned about work now guys we're gonna have to have an intervention right now who do you think we're gonna have to have an intervention with oh Ooh, hold on. All right. I'm going to take a wild guess. It's not Nick Sandwick because if it was an intervention coming from me, it might be. But coming from you, it's either going to be maybe me, maybe Tyler, probably Randy.

Well, you just named everybody else in the room. So I'm just going to say it's probably either me or Brett. Now, Randy, we're going to have to have an intervention. I'm not surprised. Randy. Yeah. What is one of the number one things I have told you time and time and time again since you started working with us, which is going to help you in the future? You've told me a lot of things.

Okay. What do you think is one of the number one things? I'm going to go out on a limb and assume don't tell people what you're doing before you do it. AKA gossiping. Or keep your mouth shut. What did I gossip about? All right.

I found out about some gossip stuff. Not from anybody in this room. Not anybody that you can even think of on the top of your head. But I heard you were gossiping, man. And gossiping is not good. What worry it's not gonna it has nothing to do with the woody show and even if i told everybody what it was it wouldn't even matter it wouldn't even be interesting to them but i want to tell everybody out there gossiping does not help you in any way it will not help you in any way. It will not help you get anywhere further in life.

Do not gossip. But apparently, Brett has some examples of you gossiping. I mean, here's a good example. So we were planning a segment a few weeks back, and Randy kind of would just spout off in the hallways. This isn't even gossip. This is just keeping his mouth shut. Randy started spouting off what we were doing in the hallways

with open ears everywhere. And I'm like dude you gotta keep quiet man people can hear and then i would catch him talking with tyler about it and i'm like i never told tyler we gotta stop man oh my is it oversharing did you did i tell you what it was gossip it's oversharing did i tell you what it was though uh when i was in this room yes you did what did i tell you you we were all sitting in here and then you just started talking about it out of nowhere. I mean, and then there was another example of... I remember telling him. Again, this one was, I was talking to Woody about a show segment idea, and Randy came

up, and it was kind of like an A-B conversation, and he saw his way into it, and he started giving opinion on it. I'm like, oh, dude, you're going to burn my idea, man. I'm sorry. I was just looking out for you, but okay. Bro, I don't need anyone looking out for me like that. I just want to talk to anyone. It's not just Randy.

I try to tell younger people, even in the radio game, but it applies to just work in general. Gossiping will not take you anywhere. I just want to preach it i used to be a part of it i try my hardest not to be a part of it now sometimes you can't help it because it's just human nature but i'm telling you stop it don't do it i think if i may though interject that we should probably change this from gossiping to oversharing because gossiping is like me talking smack about someone.

It's more oversharing. Yeah, maybe oversharing. Okay. I'll take it back. I think there's probably a couple examples of gossiping that I can't think of off the top of my head. Brett, don't even start. Oh, my God. You can't go five seconds without throwing punches at people.

Don't even start with the gossip. Oh, no. You know, I throw – I partake in gossip with everyone because we're a group and we're secret here. But if you're going to start throwing swings at me, at least be ready because you are the king

of being petty. Let's stop here. You know what? I'm not gossipy per se. I overshare it. I'll admit it. But don't come after me because it's this whole like,

oh, you know, Randy likes to say these things sometimes. Yeah, we all like to say things sometimes. You know, here's the thing, though, man. I look after you because I've we all like to say things sometimes. You know, here's the thing though, man. I look after you because I've made all these mistakes.

So if I sound petty, it's just because I see you about to walk on a landmine that I've already walked on and you keep walking on it. Just like how you almost cursed right there. And I said, dude, open mic, never even think of cursing. You got to think of censoring yourself. Okay, so I try to keep you from this. I've tried to give examples.

Don't tell anyone anything. Don't share anything that you're not supposed to share. If someone tells you something in confidence, you don't share it. And most importantly, keep your mouth shut. But if people come in and gossip to you, you listen. I listen to everybody. I listen to all their stuff and I have information in my head. Not that necessarily I'll use it, but if anyone's ever asking you, Hey man, what do you think about this? You don't tell anyone that they can't find out for themselves or it's not public knowledge already. So that way you just go, okay, oh, yeah, hey, man, did you hear that Cameron was spouting off all these things about you guys?

And this is, I say, oh, yeah, Cameron's a dick. Everyone already knows that. Easy. It's not gossiping. It's the truth of the matter. He is a dick, and he sucks. It's like Randy's a dick. And also, you are getting 1,000% defensive like you have been, I think, in all the episodes we've done with What's New with Menace.

You get super defensive. It's always when we're trying to show you something like, dude, you do this. But why do you get defensive? Because I'm defending myself when I'm being called gossipy when it wasn't even gossipy. It was just oversharing. Accidental oversharing. I will admit. See, because I want to, you know.

Yeah. You're like one of my brothers. But like, I'm afraid to share anything with you because I feel you'll share it with other people. The problem with me, though, is like, say we'll be in this room. I will assume because the people in this room are, you know, confide things in them yeah i bring it up honest to god i thought he already knew just from being in here by default that sort of thing so because we tell him everyone in this room knows everything by he you mean tyler the board yeah by tyler i assumed he knew it because don't we all just kind of like are in the know-how for basically everything that goes on

there you go he goes assuming that everyone's in the know and he can just tell everything, man. Did nobody in high school or junior high tell you what assuming means? Oh, damn! I'm just saying. No, I'm just saying because I'm being serious. There's moms in the room. Who's in here dropping assuming in Aljona? I'm just saying because I assume a lot.

Man. And I try my best not to. Okay. Okay. And that's how I remember it. And he gets burned. I love when Tyler tries to give lectures and lessons upon stuff. I'm telling you, I'm assuming that we confide in you, and we respect you as a team member.

So when this thing comes up, I'm like, hey, people in here. Okay, well, there's a dig from him. Stop turning on me. My bad, okay? I'll be more mindful and just not talk to anybody ever it's like no it's not even that but just like if it's information about other people right just talk about stuff that has to do with you that's all all right okay look i've been having these conversations with other people that i know about how it doesn't benefit them in any way. And again, they've learned their lesson

because it's blown up in their face. Yeah. Now, is there any events anybody's excited that are coming up? Any events anywhere that you want to shout out? Yeah, so over the weekend, Brett and I, after we went and did that thing. Yeah.

Were you in the circle of trust? That's secret. That's a secret thing. We went to the store that was underneath the place. And there's this big old poster for Kaiju Summer. And I mean, I'm a big Godzilla guy. Yeah. And what they're doing is they're pretty much airing every single Godzilla movie,

like on sunset at this theater. And I thought it's kind of cool because, I don't know, special movie screenings under the right environment with the right people sounds like a fun time. Yeah, it sounds so. Kind of like if you want to go see Star Wars, you want to go see it with people who enjoy the movie, not just people who want to go see the movie. Yeah, I mean, I've gone to, you know, if you go to the Egyptian Theater in Hollywood, California, they do a lot of movies back-to-back. They do a lot of screenings.

You know, you could go watch all the alien movies back-to-back. They do it frequently or double features and stuff. And I got to go see like the original animated transforms movie back to back with the original GI Joe animated movie. And it was just fans that just wanted to be there and love it. There were so many people that people were sitting on the stairs because there wasn't enough seats. So to see Godzilla movies like that, like, like OG Kaiju films, that films that'd be dope yeah if you want to get more information on it just secret movie club dot eventbrite.com what about you tyler anything coming up that you're excited about or want to shout out you know i'm excited this is gonna

sound really stupid i'm excited to just like stay by my house and just go to like the local concerts in the park that they have like all summer long like i haven't done that in like a long time and my mom brought it up and she's like oh it'd be really cool to like go as a family like one or two of them and i was thinking about it's like actually sounds like a lot of fun like i can get behind that all right you didn't get the concept of the question what was it's all good what was an actual event what was the thing what was the thing you went to what was you recently you went to uh the observatory in san an i think that's where it's at and you went to? Recently you went to the Observatory in San An, I think that's where it's at. And you went to go to something like Emo Night.

Aren't there multiple events like that? It's like a DJ. DJs who play hits. Yeah, that looked kind of cool. So that was actually a ton of fun. So I had known nothing about it before. I went that night. And basically the DJ plays all these late 90s, mid 2000s, just classic hits.

My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park. There was Blink in there. There was like Hello, Goodbye in there. It was a lot of fun. And I believe there's another one coming up. It's going to be in LA, I want to say, in the middle of July. I don't know where they have it because I think they bounce around locations. But what's crazy is I've noticed at parties and stuff,

but you know, hip hop gets played a lot. We know that. But every once in a while, like someone will drop a Blink-182 song or My Chemical Romance song. People go crazy, yeah. People go wild, man. Well, if you follow hip hop artists online,

you'll catch them singing along to a lot of alternative acts. Yeah, there was a, I think it was like Gunna or someone. He had an Instagram live video and he was singing along to a lot of alternative acts. Yeah. There was a, I think it was like gun or someone, he was, he had an Instagram live video and he was singing along to some green day music. Like, I don't think I look rock fans are very hardcore. They love the rock.

And it's weird. Cause I see them like almost reject hip hop nowadays, but I feel like hip hop nowadays is so influenced by alternative rock and just rock in general. That's like, guys, it's just like a hybrid baby. I know. Everything's all good. Now you don't have to say, this is my team. Yeah. You know, of rock and just rock in general that's like guys it's just like a hybrid baby i know everything's

all good now you don't have to say this is my team yeah you know not listen to anything else you can listen to everything different tyler did you look up some information so i looked up i looked up the dates um there's going to be one july 12th at the echoplex in la and then there's going to be another one j 20th at West Hollywood at the Viper Room. From what I saw on Tyler's Instagram it looked super fun. It's just popping. What's the official name of it? It's Emo Night.

Emo Night? I think didn't Danielle used to go to that all the time? Yeah, Danielle the boardwalk did. Virginia doesn't love us anymore? They have like different nights or stuff. I feel like some clubs put on emo nights, but the one he went to was the official. Yeah, it was the official, official one.

If you're looking up the info, spell it. It's emo, so E-M-O, but night is N-I-T-E. Yeah, that's the official one. I was about to say, why are you spelling emo for us? We're not dumbass, Tyler. Yeah, geez. We're not dumbass, Tyler. Bort, anything?

Yeah, I mean, going on right now, there's a bunch of bands on tour together. It's the 20th anniversary of Static X's Wisconsin death trip. First album. Now, sadly, Wayne Static passed away, but they have someone standing in place for him to honor him and also put out some new music for Static X. Spoiler alert, it's Edsel Dope from the band Dope.

So Static X is on tour with Dope, Devil Driver, and Wednesday 13. They're touring all across America right now, and shows are selling out, and it looks amazing. Like the entire show looks amazing. But this one's a little far out time-wise, but next year I got my passes to go to Star Wars Celebration 2020 in Anaheim, California. Hell yeah!

I don't know if I'm going to this, but I'm going to definitely try to. It's called The Sun Soaked. It's a music festival curated by Cascade. It's a DJ. I'm going to July 13th, 14th out here in LA. It's on the beach.

Fun stuff. Summer vibes and chilling. Randy's mocking you as you talk. No, I'm dancing. I'm dancing. Oh. Yeah, so that's his EDM dance, I guess. His electric.

Dude, there's so many. I lose track. You're an EDM fan, but I lose track because there's so many festivals. How do you know which one to go to and which one not to go to? I mean, the big ones in Miami. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you big ones in Miami. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you have like those huge ones and everybody has their own little,

everybody has their own like self-curated ones now. Like Cascade, the sun-soaked one, that's his. He set it up. It's his own thing. Yeah, like Hard Summer this year is the same night as Summer Camp or Alt 98.7 Summer Camp. So I won't be going to that this year.

I went last year. But yeah, there's tiers. Like those are big ones and then everybody has their own little their own little festival now and stuff like that still happening um that's the one in october i think so probably because that's their that's their halloween one is that no that's escape yeah what's the huge one that they do in europe like it's massive tomorrowland tomorrow and that one's yeah that one's huge too um yeah and it's massive. Tomorrowland. Tomorrowland. That one's huge, too. And there's, yeah, there's tiers to them.

Like, obviously, EDC, Ultra, stuff like that. That's like the upper echelon, you know, big-time stuff. But then this time of year, you got little ones like Curated, Cascade. He does his own.

And everybody has their, like, Mad Decent Block Party was around for a little while. That was Diplo's thing. And that's kind of faded away. So you go and you find it. You just got to find your people. I actually totally remembered about this event

from looking at the action figures on my side of Bort's room and I'm surprised that Bort or Tyler didn't bring this up but I've slowly started to go back

into my nerd fandom and stuff and I kind of want to go back into watching wrestling because I always see stuff on Twitter about wrestling

and there's this new company called AEW that Brett showed me and apparently they've got these massive events that they put on and they sell out and it's really making me kind of want to get back into wrestling because i got i totally got turned off from the stuff that's on now yeah their next their

next huge one is uh aw all out in chicago it's happening in august and it's it's sold out it's like 10 000 wrestling fans die hard that are going to be there and it has some of the best wrestlers in the world wrestling. So it's going to be super. Yeah. So I think, I think my, uh,

my wrestling fandom might have to make a comeback. Ooh. Oh God. That sounds good. Catch me in the ring soon. Um, of course we're going to be having summer camp like Nick sound wave mentioned.

It happens August 3rd in Long Beach. It's going to rule the whole way show crew. We're going to be there. You can get tickets at alt 977 fm.com that's alt 987 fm.com other things i'm excited for of course the iowa state fair that's going to rule and the iheart radio festival in las vegas we're all going to be there are you going to be there go to iheartradio.com get all the information but before the iheart radio festival there is the music midtown festival

that's happening in atlanta that looks really really cool i love the lineup you have travis scott panic at the disco cardi b billy eilish vampire weekend lizzo charlie pooth and little yadi and uh walk the moon and so much more that That looks super, super cool. So I wanted to shout that out. And speaking of shout outs, Bort, the Bortcast. I really want to shout out the Bortcast. And I wanted to ask you a question. Is your wife going to join you now for the Bortcast? Because I think she's really good.

She might even be better than you. Oh, thank you. Yeah, she knows a lot. Dude, she's really good. She knows a lot. I think she sounds great on the Bortcast. The ShastaCast. Yeah, she's really awesome. And I think she's really good she knows a lot i think she sounds great on the boardcast shasta cast you know yeah she's really awesome and i think she uh you know is a good um if you don't know boardcast

is a podcast that board does yeah it's a very unapologetic view on the geek world which encompasses everything from video games sci-fi to pro wrestling to comics like all that stuff everything that i love and you know my wife shares lot of that. She doesn't look like she does, but she's actually a good yin to my yang and she's a good counter opposite to me where I come off as a total douchebag all the time and she comes off as a sweetheart. Whereas sometimes I'm not really good at saying a pun.

She's great. I think she's going to be a staple with me on every episode. Maybe not every segment because I like to have the, you know, the Pee Wee's Playhouse vibe of anyone comes in, but she'll be on every episode. That's great. Well, we've got to wrap this up.

I really want to shout out some other podcasts. Of course, the Nerd Out podcast with Ravy, Courtney, Cameron, and Randy's on there as well. Randy's on like 900 podcasts. Yeah, I'm on every podcast. What are you on? The Bortcast. Bortcast. Sometimes I do some appearances on Lone Rebels's on like 900 podcasts. Yeah, I'm on every podcast. What are you on? The Bortcast.

Bortcast. Sometimes I do some appearances on Lone Rebels or I've had some. Yeah. Nerding Out. This podcast. Randy is a podcast maniac. Also, I want to give a shout out to Emily from the Sex with Emily podcast. You can check it out at sexwithemily.com.

Don't worry. It's not pornography. Also, what's up to the Madden Kim podcast? the Joe Coy podcast, the Coy Pond. What's up to Alex Mack? He has the Triwub podcast for anybody that's in Des Moines. You got to check it out. It's super, super cool. You can find out cool things to do in Des Moines. What's up to the Ryan Hoppe podcast with the Hoppe Hour. If you're a radio nerd, he has interviewed hundreds and hundreds of radio djs across the country what's up to cameron and katie's podcast cameron from the woody show it's called mostly

true opinions you should check that out also weekly monday through friday the woody show podcast is available of course that is the mothership that's where we hang out every monday through friday and check it out right. And that's it for the what's new podcast. And we'll be back from vacation with all new Woody show and podcasts available for you. I hope you were entertained. We'll see you next time. Outro Music