What's New Podcast - Tyler's USA Road Trip, What will Randy do for Money ideas, Randy vs. Sebas

Episode Date: July 17, 2020

Tyler's USA Road Trip, What will Randy do for Money ideas, Randy vs. Sebas, what would you buy and more!

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please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. What's new? What's new with Metis? What's up, everybody, and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Metis. I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the country and around the world on AFN. He also just got out of bed, and we get into that but he has an assistant his assistant's name is nick soundwave

and nick soundwave yes he worked for the woody show and he works for fox sports so he knows a lot about sports we also have randy who's a radio dj and he works on the woody show and we have a very very special guest His name is Tyler and is up guys Tyler is kind of the main reason why Brett had to get out of bed because we're recording very late in the day today because Tyler is going on a magical adventure now. We were gonna record tomorrow, but he gave me a call and he said you know what? menace can you do me a favor can we record the podcast today and tyler tell us why so i was invited last night to take a very very very

last minute cross-country road trip so starting tomorrow at four in the morning, I will be driving from LA and by Sunday morning, we'll be in New York City. So we are going to speed along. We're going to drive far. Is that physically possible? It is possible. We have planned it out. It is very possible. Park this real fast. You said you're taking

a flight back on Sunday, right? Yes, I'm taking a flight back. What? Hold on. We'll. Wait. Okay. We'll get to that point. Okay. Randy just jumps to the end. I know. This is multi-level. Let's go in order here. First of all, the timing. Okay, you're leaving

tomorrow, Thursday. Yes. Morning. Yes. At four in the morning. You plan on going non-stop all the way until Sunday? Okay, so we're not going to go non-stop, but we have three stops planned along the way Day one is going to be la to denver colorado. Oh my god Day two is going to be denver colorado to indianapolis indiana All right day three

indianapolis indiana to philadelphia pennsylvania And then the last day is the little hour and a half drive from philadelphia to new york city okay um 42 hours 2789 miles la to new york okay second question why second question why um a friend of the friend i'm going with she needs her car so her uh friend recently just got married moved out to new york with their husband they need their car so they asked my friend if they could drive it across the country they didn't want to go by themselves they hit me up and said hey do you want to go i was like They hit me up and said, hey, do you want to go? I was like, hell yeah. And my reasoning is I am currently not doing anything right now. I'm at home.

This opportunity came up and presented itself. And it's like, okay, the only drawback is that COVID is still a thing across the country. And because of that, we can't really stop and go to a lot of places because a lot of places are still closed. However, I have always been a massive fan of road trips. And it's on my bucket list to do a road trip across the country. So I'm just like, let's do it. And I'm not, like I said, I'm not doing anything. I'm obviously furloughed. I don't have to be at work. So why not just do it? Okay. A couple of things. I'll tell you this. I totally support it. I think it's awesome that you're doing this. And I agree with you for not doing anything.

Go ahead and do it. Do whatever. By the way, that was Randy's cat in the background. Sharing her thoughts on Tyler's dream. Brad, this is the whole reason you had to get out of bed to record this podcast. Yeah. Here's my other thing. I totally support everything you just said.

Okay? I think it's awesome. Okay. But why come back Sunday where Randy was trying to get to the end of the story? Okay. So Sunday, the friend that I'm going with is going to stay an extra amount of time. Okay. Why don't you?

Well, because I don't want to be the third wheel. The friend that we're taking the car to, I don't know that well and i know at some point i'm going to now is this friend taking the car to their boyfriend or something like no no no no again why not stay immediately come back dude you're tripping on that one so yeah for real that's a six hour flight that you're just gonna go you're gonna drive and then i'm assuming the flight you're choosing isn't gonna be in an ideal time either because for some reason i just figured you'd take a red eye or something stupid like that so we've already planned this out we've already planned this out so the morning rid of you and

make you come back to california the morning uh we wake up in philadelphia we're gonna drive and we're gonna get to new york City by about 10 o'clock. From there, we're going to meet up with the other friend. We're going to do a quick little tour of New York City. You got to remember a lot. No, you got to remember this. A lot of things in New York City are still closed. Like a lot of the tourist things, a lot of the things that I would want to do in a non-COVID situation are still closed. I can see the outside of them, which is cool.

Obviously not as fun. But we do have about six hours to spend inside the actual city before I have to hop on a flight at JFK, which leaves at about 7.30. You have about six hours by choice. Whoa. Yeah. 7.30.

7.30. I have no problem staying. Yeah, it leaves 7.30 p.m. and comes back into LA at about 10.30 p.m. with the time change. I knew it. I told you. I told you he's going to choose a stupid time. How is that a bad time? How is 7.30

a bad time? Why are you landing at 10.30 at night in LA? I don't have anywhere else to be the next morning. Why not? But like I said... Brett woke up for this. But like I said earlier, a lot of the stuff I want to do in New York City is still closed.

I understand, but there's still like restaurants open. Yeah, I'm going to hit up a couple restaurants while I'm there. You're just walking around. It's one of the best cities in the entire world. And you're only going to be there for a couple of hours. Yeah, I'm still going to walk around. I'm going to try and get like Times Square in. I'm going to try and walk by Central Park.

I'm going to try and do something. Try, try, get Times Square in. I'm going to try and walk by Central Park. I'm going to try and do something. Try, try, try. You don't even need to try because you have time. Tyler, you got a day. The six hours is going to fly by. I'm telling you, you're going to get there. It's going to take you about two hours to even get anywhere for sure because of all the traffic and stuff and how congested I'd imagine New York City is.

Not only that, you're going to have to get to the airport ahead of time, go through all the processing wait in that line because the thing is jfk is a major airport there's gonna be so much traffic just getting there as is imagine the traffic at the airport getting in there processing you're gonna waste all that time the airports are not close to manhattan i'm just telling you that right yeah it's i'm aware trust me trust me guys trust me we've already planned it out i'm not trusting you on this i'm trusting you you don't trust me on a lot of things okay wait it became it became the most awesome idea to the worst idea in a couple minutes i woke up for this yeah again i support it it's fine let's just move on because we're not going to change his mind.

Has everybody been coming up with some ideas in their mind on what Randy will do for money? So if you listen to The Woody Show, we started a new segment called What Will Randy Do For Money? Where Randy spins a wheel and it lands on maybe $500, $100, $200, $400. He spun the wheel just recently and it's What Will Randy Do For $100, $200, $400. He spun the wheel just recently, and it's what will Randy do for $100? So by the time you probably hear this podcast, we already selected on what he will be doing for that $100.

But I just thought maybe we'd share some ideas that we have amongst each other, what Randy should do for money. I'll start off. There's just one that I haven't shared on the Woody Show. I keep on trying to get it in, but there isn't time i would love for randy how long does henna tattoos last for like a month i think about two weeks yeah a couple weeks yeah a couple weeks i would love i love for randy to get a henna tattoo where under one eye it says butt and then the other it says face so it'd be

butt face I'm stuck with that I'm cool with that I think I think that would be funny I like the ideas of walk around for up to a month with butt face I can say post Malone inspired me or something you got to record he'd have to record his mom's first interaction. Oh, yeah. Because you know he's getting smacked. Yeah. I like the idea is more of just like

sort of like looking funny. I don't know how to I don't know how to properly describe it. Like we had one with a reverse mohawk. Like I like those ideas more than me doing something

over the top, overly grotesque for only a hundred bucks. You know what I mean? Like people, the thing is, you're going to get the grand consensus

to the text. Like I'll do it for a hundred bucks. I'm like I mean? Like people, the thing is you're going to get the grand consensus to the text. Like I'll do it for a hundred bucks. I'm like, well, you're insane and you're kind of dumb, but, uh, you know,

it's just, um, menace tends to have pretty good ideas. The, uh, the worst person to talk to is definitely sea bass because sea bass, his ideas are just like, how can I see this person humiliate themselves to my benefit?

You know what I mean? So I, but I like yours though. The, but the butt face one, that that's, that's pretty good. How can I see this person humiliate themselves to my benefit? You know what I mean? But I like yours, though. The butt face one, that's pretty good. I would love, dude, because I would be able to enjoy that, not just that day, but for at least a month. That would be fun. Anybody have any other ideas on what Randy should do for money? I want to hit him in the face with a folding chair, wrestling style.

Oh, my gosh. For $100, I would allow Brett to perform one wrestling move of his choice i feel eric has too much guilt to be a part of this for i do you know i've been really quiet i mean yeah no because here's my thing i'm i'm usually the one that's agreeing to do this stuff with all my friends so i was never the creative one i was just a dumb one and i was the randy in lot of cases. Yeah, so I was never the creative one I was like, what do you want to shoot me? I don't care. Go ahead. I'll volunteer zap me with the taser. It's cool Whatever. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm I don't know I was talking to Brett and Randy about this earlier today Food stuff like I don't know reach you'd food bodily fluids. This is a little too gross for me

Like I don't know it's spit spit grosses me out man dude it's great for video though not for 100 bucks yeah hell yeah we set up this new thing with the woody show where people can leave us video and voice messages you can just go to messagewoody.com you can do it right now if you want to messagewoody.com and i was going through all the messages a lot of them were like oh eat the hottest pepper or eat wasabi. And I was like, no, because we already done those like hot challenges with him before. You know, it has to be. Yeah. And he pussed out.

Yeah. There's a lot of stuff that involves my feet. How do you feel about making love to my feet, Randy? I don't feel any way about it because I don't think I would ever do it. You wouldn't? For any money? I don't know, man. Just the way feet are portrayed.

It's just, it's just gross. 500 bucks, you know, for 500 bucks. Well, when you put it that way, no, no, it's just, it's just like, it's not even just the feet thing though. It's just like the idea of me being on camera, sucking someone's toes. It's like, that's probably going to stick around forever. And it's like, I don't know if I want to be caught gobbling down some, what was like, someone asked if I put avocado in between menace's toes or something yeah and lick that up and i was like yeah i don't even know if i could do that like i somewhat take care of my feet yeah i mean but you make it sound like you don't take care of your feet at all so it's like i'm

like and i saw you i saw you at the house scraping up and down on the on the on the dirt with the sun crackling yeah your feet and stuff and i'm like man dude my feet were jacked after we hung out at that house in the 100 degrees it was the pool dude it was the pool because it wasn't fine yeah the pool was like they had like almost a gravel finish yeah dude that's that with a little little chlorine man that cleans your feet right up yeah i'm dude dude i've been taking out chunks out of my feet ever since didn't greg suck your time like a hole in my toe i feel like man the next day yeah greg's done it for less money well i think greg should get smarter wow what did uh greg's not a good businessman what did uh what was the the context behind the greg one uh well greg you know put uh

my toes in his mouth for a certain amount of money i forgot how much it was but i it definitely wasn't 100 bucks yeah because greg's like probably 40 bucks yeah probably like 40 bucks greg is a crazy because i remember greg also drank like cigarette water or something too right he drank cigarette water he let tony chew up some marshmallows and spit them into his mouth for my oh no no way oh yeah that's even worse bro that's like sponge that just absorbs this mm-hmm so I don't know Randy it seems like you're right now I think Greg just has experienced though like he's he's like what stuff what do you say dude? Did he use mouth?

No, not like that, not like that. I mean like um Like uh, he's been in radio for No, I don't even know how to explain it properly without sounding stupid to me. Back to your corner bro I just hope his radio career helped him out in drinking cigarette water and sucking on toes. No, that is a terrible argument because as

you get older in radio, you don't have to do that kind of stuff anymore, but you're starting out you do everything like I was sharing this thing in a commercial break after you came into the studio and we're like talking about different ideas I said I don't feel bad for Randy for doing any of this stuff because I've done way worse when I was starting out and I was his age here's an example this is one that I shared off air. My previous morning show that I worked on, what we did is we grabbed motor scooters. We went out to the streets of San Francisco with raw steak meat, tied them up with string, went through the street for 10 minutes, dragging them. And then I had to take a bite out of the

raw steak. The raw steak was dragged so much through the street that it looked like it was cooked and i straight up took a bite out of it and chewed it you may you may have the strongest immune system i've ever heard of my god man now that is just one of like a hundred stories i have so for you like to lick some i don't know guacamole between my toes that's nothing I mean there's also the there's also the the fact that I could very well easily accept it but I might not be able to complete it you know what I mean like I can't I can't I can't

I can promise I can try but there's no guarantee that I'm not gonna like gag gag out in the middle of it you know what I mean well like that's part of it the idea of no I know I know but I'm just saying like even with the idea of regurgitated food, sure, I can try it and I can try to do it. But if I start gagging, and it takes a lot for me to get sick

and to get grossed out by something. But if I start, I can't guarantee I can finish it. Do you know what I'm saying? I can try it, but there's no guarantee that I can complete it. You got to power through. Anyways, well, we'll move on. We'll just go on to that you're a liar. And apparently you're a liar because if anybody listened to the previous podcast

where we were talking about how my future brother-in-law whooped Tyler's ass on Xbox. Yeah, that happened. Randy jumped in and said, oh, I tried to play him FIFA on Xbox. Yeah, that happened. Randy jumped in and said, oh, I tried to play him FIFA on Xbox and he wouldn't accept my invitation. I called him and he said, you never sent it over to that year. That sounds about right.

Nope. Shut up, bitch. No. I sent him multiple invites one night at like 6 p.m., but he never accepted it. He was just at my house. He said that you didn't send him anything. Dude, why would I lie about sending him invites to FIFA?

I sent him an invite. Because you're afraid. You're going to get your ass whooped. Why would you be afraid? How is the one that was talking up the most crap and he got his ass smacked? Look, look, look. I'm going to say this. I am actually going to defend Randy here.

Xbox has been having a ton of server issues since COVID started. Server issues. So, no, I mean, like, it'll show you that all your friends are offline. The party chat won't be working. People won't be getting invites to play certain stuff. The Xbox service has been jacked up since about beginning of April. So I will, this one time, I will give Randy the benefit of the doubt, and I will side with him because the servers have been a known issue.

It's been really bad. Also because I've been beating Tyler Senseless in FIFA every single time we play. I'm slowly getting better. Slowly. So you guys are practicing for your next match. We are practicing to play some, but also it hasn't seemed like he's been online that much. Interesting.

Randy, are you staying hidden while you're online? Yeah, because you guys have the same schedule. He works on a morning show. Well, is he back in the Bay or is he still here? He's there. All right. Well, then I will play him as soon as possible then. All right.

Because, you know, you got to hold it down, man. I think what I'm getting from this and the food challenge is that Randy is scared of failure. So he's worried that after talking up all this game, he's going to fail. And Randy, that's part of life, man. Yeah, you're going to get your ass kicked. Yeah. Oh, all right.

So here's another thing. I was I saw this meme floating around online and it was just like a list of things. Have you ever done this? And I had 20 different things and I think I did 18 of them we saw a man eating no no I picked some light fun ones and so I picked a couple of different questions and well this the first one might be incriminating I don't know if you've never shared it before but the first question is have you ever broke something really expensive I wouldn't

call it expensive but i had a big break once i broke like a lot of stuff in a store once so we were in vegas um this is when i was i don't know i was younger obviously so we you know younger you're trying to do like the arcades and stuff when the plush dolls you know killing time so i want a big ass bear for my well then girlfriend now fiance one of those huge life-size bears right at the luxor we're walking through the gift shop later that day I'm wearing it like a backpack because it's huge so I turn a corner and the top of the head is big so it's hanging back over my back like a hood and it swoops and takes out an entire shelf

of uh shot glasses at the Luxor glass glass everywhere dude and you know I don't I'm turning so I don't know exactly what happened you just hear the crash and you're like dude and you know i don't i'm turning so i don't know exactly what happened you just hear the crash and you're like oh crap you know i mean they're just shot glasses but you know at least probably 60 on a shelf just damn cleared off and then i walk out of the then i walk out of the gift shop untouched 60 on a shelf and let's say they go for four or five bucks yeah we'll say six bucks a piece so 60 times six 360 let's check it out here jeez louise eric my god plus tax shout out to brett man that was a quick turn around i know we're radio guys we should be that quick i'm giving money

so uh i'll share mine and then i'll let everybody share theirs i worked at an electronic store and i had a forklift license, believe it or not. And I had to do like forklift tests and all that to get one. And so I would use it for work all the time. And there was this $7,000 plasma TV all the way on the tippy top in the back storage. It was the very last one and this customer bought it. so i had to go back and get it and then i'm like i'm getting it off the top shelf and it just drops three stories and it smashes on the ground so i think that's the most expensive thing i've ever broke dude that's the worst i've always wanted to drive a forklift but no i would probably be like i'd probably end up like you breaking something

because don't you usually drive them from the back? Like they're little, they pivot from the back instead of turning forward. But actually the one that I was driving was one of those skinny ones that you drive sideways. If that makes any sense. I don't know if you ever saw that. You don't sit in the back of it. You kind of stand parallel with it as it's going forward. So you're standing sideways as you drive it. Randy said he broke something. What what did you break so my mom had this glass table and um i was i think eight years old and i was i had been watching a lot of fear factor and the glass table was positioned in between two couches so it formed sort of like an l shape and so i was running over the glass table from couch to couch to couch to couch and then the glass table broke from under me and i fell on top of the glass and glass shards got in my feet and it was just it was just the whole big

it was a terrible terrible mess tyler okay so this is i'm going to explain the story and you'll understand why i said kinda so at my old job right before i started radio i was working as a delivery driver for a warehouse i had a delivery at some place in downtown la and we have this big bobtail truck maybe about 25 feet long maybe about 12 13 feet high big old bobtail truck right it's the one that has like the door where you can pull down and everything so i'm out making this delivery it's in an underground parking structure the truck barely fits first off number one And I back into the area and it's between these two dumpsters. I fit just right and i'm like, okay I got this Unload the truck guys get what they want. I'm pulling out and I just hear like a duh

And i'm like, okay what just happened? I get out of the parking garage. I get to the nearest side street that i can i look outside on the left side of the truck as i was pulling out i scraped one of the dumpsters it had hit the back door of the truck and had basically like busted the lining for it so now i got back i was terrified get back to the warehouse i tell my boss and he just looks at me and says holy hell like what did you just do he did not say hell you can use your imagination yeah so we took it to a repair place and the repair guy comes out he's like yeah it's about twelve thousand dollars worth of damage oh no i was about to say how was this a maybe like that

sounds like exactly what he was asking for i mean because i didn't technically break the truck because the truck was still drivable so it's kind of splitting hairs yeah splitting hairs fun fact about that uh truck they called me titanic tyler after that oh my god come on really he's coming back that's too easy yeah we need to get that tatted on your chest. Titanic Tyler. Double T. Dude, henna tattoo Titanic Tyler on Randy.

Yeah. Oh. Yes. I have other questions, but I'm just going to move on. I have a sports type question because we've got to pimp out. Tailgatersports.com. Listen to the podcast. You guys just posted a new episode. Went over some stuff from the NBA bubble. A couple guys got in trouble because they broke quarantine to get food

so we played a game would you break quarantine for and we ran through some of the local food options outside of the orlando campus that they're on all right i love it yeah listen to it right now just go to tailgatersports.com all right so this this is the sporting thing that I want to bring up. I don't know if you guys saw it, but the cardboard cutouts seem to be a thing now through all the different sports teams. And I was looking at the prices. Are you tripping or not tripping that the price that I saw for one of them was anywhere between $150 to $300. Would you pay for it? No, no way. Mm-mm. Not even, no.

Mm-mm. I can't even, I can't grasp why you would. I mean, this is my thinking with it. Would I personally pay for it? No. But I understand why some people are paying for it because as far as I know, it's all going to charity. So that's fine.

If I had an extra $150 and I wanted to do that knowing that it's all going to charity, I'd be like, yeah, sure, what the hell? hell i mean because it's at least going to a good cause if it was going to the team just for them to keep i'd be like no that that's not happening but for charity i'd do it yeah i mean you probably would spend that much on the season or probably way more if you were going depending on where you sit you would definitely spend that much with the seat, parking, a beer, and food that you're probably going to get. That's probably going to add up to about maybe $120-ish. Have you guys followed if people are buying these up like crazy or not or no?

I did hear that the Oakland A's did sell out. So I did hear that. That was pretty cool. Yeah, I mean, people are. And that's why I think they're charging these things because they're seeing that people are buying them. Because let's face it, we're not all as financially strapped as some other people who are major fans of these teams. So I guarantee there are tons of people out there who will drop two bills to say, I mean, hopefully they at least get a picture of where their guy is or where their cutout is. Because it's literally, I mean, again, it's for charity, so it's good.

But you're literally just handing away $2.15 and you could not even see the end result of what you're paying for. Yeah, it's all like the potential ones where you would be on camera are definitely the $300 ones. The $1.50s are just up in the rafters somewhere. Here's another thing I want to ask if you saw. Now, when we're recording this, there was a huge Twitter hack everywhere where major accounts by Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Barack Obama, a ton of accounts were getting hacked at the same time. So Twitter shut down the verified accounts. So no verified accounts. That's like news accounts, the Woody show account. Nobody that was verified with the blue check mark could tweet. Okay. So I, I made a little news post about it and I posted it on the Woody show Instagram. And in the background, while I'm showing like what happens when you try to tweet,

there's a picture of Tyler, right? In the background of this little news article thing that I did. What did you post Tyler in the comments? I said, uh, damn, that dude in the picture looks good. And then I replaced my old profile picture with the one that's on my Twitter. So people could see like, oh, Hey, it's the same guy that's commenting for the people who don't know me. I look, I saw that much thought into that. You put that much by changing Instagram photos. I saw it as a funny opportunity. And I'm like, Hey, you know what? I'm just going to run with this. Let's try and have some fun here.

Cause I mean, look, a lot of people like Twitter people. I mean, that's especially with COVID and people staying at home, that can be an escape for some people. It's down Twitter. People, I mean, especially with COVID and people staying at home, that can be an escape for some people. It's down. They're like, oh, now what? You're not spinning this this way. Let's just have some fun with it. You're trying to entertain people, guys.

You did this for the people? I did this for the people. Oh, my Lord. That's a jackass. Do you know who your friends are? Yes, I know who my friends are. Leave me alone. You woke up for this, Brett.

I can't believe I woke up for this. You know, I've been holding back. I can't believe I woke up for this. You know, I've been holding back. I can't believe I'm holding back. But really, I just want to say, Tyler, you are such a jackass idiot tool. I don't know why I woke up for this. If anything, again, I hope your car freaking the engine blows up. And I hope you're stuck there looking at your profile photo going, man, at least I got one good joke out of this week. Oh, well, at least I won there, guys. you're such a jackass all right so uh don't uh don't don't wake brett from his

slumber it's okay though it's okay though man because you look good and the people know it wow wow i mean i was just kind of having fun with it but brett uh brett just went scorched to earth does not give a flying F, man. I love it. Wow. I can get worse than this. I'm trying to be nice. I know.

I know you are, and I appreciate that fact. Okay, I'll rant about something real quick. Ooh, we've really laid off the COVID talk on the podcast for the past couple podcasts, but I'm going to bring it up just real quick. Everybody needs to be wearing masks. It's going to help everybody, but something that has been driving me crazy. I talked about it a little bit on the Woody show. My new obsession is seeing people wear masks and not covering their noses. And I, I can not unsee it because I see it everywhere. I even see it on the news where they're talking about

how you need to wear masks like the people that are telling people to wear masks and they're not even wearing it properly it is driving me nuts dude this is literally like we have a thousand billion tylers everywhere it's like hey guys this is how you this is the equivalent of people having signs that explain how to wash your hands if you're that dumb you don't know how to wash your hands should you even be on this earth anymore if you don't know how to wear a mask you know maybe you should just be locked inside your house and not let out at this point like tyler i could see tyler not wearing a mask correctly and having his nose at the entire time on this dumb trip all the way to york where he's gonna get stuck there for 15 days anyways and not see anything tyler do you

know how to wear a mask do you you care? I will have you know, I will have you know that I make sure my mask is tied around my face just so I don't have this issue. Do you have a correct mask or is it like, like that's the other thing, the people that wear those masks and you look at them and you're like, are you wearing a mesh face mask? Is there holes in that? Like, what are you doing? I do have a correct mask. I will have you know. Another random story. I split my underwear today. Oh, nice. All the way down in my satchel area.

I don't know how. I don't know why. I'm like, oh, wait a minute. I'm feeling a lot more air than I should. By the way, if you need underwear and boxers, go buy them now because people are stocking up with this coin shortage. The stores are running out wait how does that coin shortage equals to underwear shortage i don't i'm not getting so a lot of companies are reusing you know the materials that they would use for that for mass anyways right so there's a little bit of a shortage there but because there's no coins people can't do

their laundry and because of that people are just going and buying new pairs of underwears and socks man i went to a store earlier today there was no socks they're gone they're in the boxer's limitation was like maybe a third of what it should be you know what you're definitely right i know people are probably thinking oh board's crazy but when i used to live in my car i lived in my car for a while when I was board-opping at a radio station in San Francisco. And I wouldn't be able to wash my clothes, so I would just go to CVS and buy new socks and underwear all the time. I've literally had to go buy new clothes this week. I have no change to do laundry, man.

I'm just buying whatever I can at this point. Yeah, I've seen my brother come home twice from his apartment because he doesn't have any coins to do his laundry So he just comes home and does it here another funny story Randy said Did he say this on the air was this off air that he said that he could beat? Seabass in a race. I really got grief for this. Yeah. Oh, you did it on air on the woody show today

So what is that Wednesday? Yeah. Oh, you did? It's on air on the Woody Show today. What is that? Wednesday. What are your guys' thoughts? Because, okay, first he said I'll beat you. I'll smoke you in a race to Seabass from the Woody Show. And I thought to myself, okay, 40-yard dash. Maybe he'll have a chance. Maybe there's some secret

sprinting capability I don't know about. But then it went from the 40-yard dash to the 100-yard dash. And then I go, okay, no way. You'd be so gassed. There was no way that he would be able to handle it. What were your thoughts? What did you guys say? I think Randy's only chance is some kind of long distance.

Because Burst, I mean, it's just anatomy, man. You're a bigger dude. He's a slender guy. Even if you're saying he doesn't have the cardio, he doesn't have the leg strength, it's just anatomy, man. You're a bigger dude. He's a slender guy. Even if you're saying he doesn't have the cardio, he doesn't have the leg strength, it's just physics. He's going to get there faster than you. You're like a truck. You've got to get the speed going and then coast.

The Porsche is going to beat the truck no matter what on the 0-60. Let's just settle that. Manis, you have a video now in your group chat. We tested this with Randy earlier in in the parking lot and we have footage for you of how well his um test footage his sprint of course this wasn't like yeah this wasn't measured out but we you know a decent little distance for him just to get to you know see the explosiveness off the line and his foot speed and let's just say it's not too encouraging and there's audio if you need to play it. Alright. 3, 2, 1, go!

Not light on his feet. Not light on his feet. I saw that video. He comes in very heavy off the block. Yes. Wow. Wow. It's like the flopping in the beginning and then he does yes okay it seems later he picked up speed yeah but the initial takeoff was pretty bad oh yeah yeah you

gotta when it when it comes to when it comes to an race, that's the one thing where you have to start fast. I think the only way he will beat Seabass is if Seabass pulls a hamstring. It's funny because everyone thinks that I do better with the 100, but I think I would do better with the 40 for some reason. That's what I said. But after looking at this footage,

I don't know now. That was a really slow start. And I'm pretty sure that's not even 40. I'm sure a 40-yard dash is a little longer than what we did there. That might have been like 25 yeah, that was Lily from Randy's car my car I'm gonna have to work on my get-off it before the race at least at least To figure out my strategy in order to optimize and really use all of my strength to get off the starting block at a good Amount of speed. I don't know dude.. You're going to get smoked if you try it.

But I'm willing to watch. Now, let me say this. Randy's video is not horrible. For a big guy, there's some form there. He played sports. So it's not like he's, again, I'm sorry to do this to you, Tyler. Tyler would have an absolutely zero shot. Randy, I'm at least.

I know I would have zero shot. Randy, I'm at least willing to have this conversation because I know he was an athlete. After watching that, there is a little form to his stride, to his push. But again, it's just anatomy, man. You know, you're carrying way more weight. It's going to take longer for this diesel truck

to get going versus the Ferrari. And I hate that I said Ferrari versus the Honda Civic. I will say this. Randy has already finessed us about his apparently baseball athleticism. He has already pathologically lied about being a swimmer. I would not be surprised if suddenly he has the speed of Usain Bolt. All of a sudden, just flying out the gate. Surprise, surprise.

My uncle's a Kenyan runner. What the hell? Wow. I'll tell you guys. You think this is another hustle? I would not be surprised. Seabass is also overly confident. That's the thing too, though.

And I feel like even if I lose, I feel like not enough people check him. Interesting. I don't know if a race of foot speed was your shot to prove him wrong, though, Randy. That's what I think we're getting at. Think about Seabass coming in overconfident and he's like, like oh i could beat randy running in jeans he runs in jeans keeps him down a little bit because you know not as uh free and not as agile and then maybe randy just slightly beats him i don't know it could happen again not writing it off i know he has a history but i don't feel good about it i would love for it to happen but i don't feel good about it i don't

feel confident as well but randy godspeed godspeed i would love for it to happen, but I don't feel good about it. I don't feel confident as well, but Randy Godspeed, Godspeed. I would love to watch it. Let's, uh, let's dream big. Let's talk about something fun. If you could buy anything right now,

what would you buy? No limit. It could be a video game. It could be, uh, I don't know. A trip to the moon, television,

anything in OLED television. And I've just, I've always just kind of been used to subpar TVs. Cause you know, that's pretty much all I can afford a 300 tv here the 250 there but a thousand dollar two thousand dollar tv i wonder how much it changed my life what size are we talking um realistically 55 inch i think anything above that unless it's going in your living room is just kind of overkill you don't need more than 60 inches in your room i have an 80 inch in my room oh my god hell yeah because like i told you with the um story of breaking a television i used to sell tvs so i'm obsessed with televisions and so yeah i i bought an 80 inch television is that on

a wall mount or yeah that's a massive size yeah because it's wall mounted yeah it takes up like the whole side of the room what's the cost of an 80 inch tv like that like they're honestly not that much money i always get my tvs from costco i think they have great deals uh i did get one from best buy well they have great holiday sales right you can get a gigantic ass television probably anywhere from 1500 to 2000 you can get it on credit and have no interest payments if you don't want to pay it all up front you know it's one of those things that you always see in futuristic tv shows or movies is the full wall projector like the touch wall to turn on those things are always something i remember seeing when i was a kid and even now as an adult i still geek out i'm like man i wish i could just click on the wall

and it just turns into a massive tv or interactive interface some kind of like that we can't be that far from i mean you got an 80 inch tv that's basically your whole wall so how far away until we just literally we just install like a plexiglass film you know i know and we just walk in power button it on whenever you want to use it it's just your whole entire wall space becomes an interactive kind of computer face. Yeah. It would be sick. I mean,

honestly, the 80 inch is amazing, but since I'm such a freak about televisions, I would love a hundred inch because it would, it would still fit in the TV because you lay in bed and you're like in a movie theater laying in bed. It rules. Ready?

Ready. Are you telling me you wouldn't want a hundred inch tv for your gaming setup if you had access to it professional gamers play on smaller monitors yeah yeah when the monitor is smaller yeah a large monitor is overkill man you can't all right no okay well let's change up then football nfl sunday sports man we had a smart tv and my roommate bought a 65 Nice. All the bells and whistles plopped it in. And dude, my life has been different.

And I've told my fiance when we move, cause it's his TV. Obviously when we move, I can't downgrade again. I need to have that size. Cause the sports dude, I mean, I hate to be the tool guy,

you know, but the meathead, but sports on that big of a TV is just different. That clear. It's it's nuts. Randy, this is why you have to lick avocado off of Menace's toes. You need to save up for this.

100 down. Come on. Minimum 70-inch TV. Our friends from Bang & Buns, I don't know if you guys got to see this, but Menace and I did, and they had this massive television. But I mean, this thing was huge. And we're like, bro, how much did you spend on that? And they're like, oh, we

only paid $1,000 because we bought the floor model off the wall. I was thinking to myself, I was like, huh, a floor model, you say? But the thing is, though, also, as nice as it would be to have a big TV, at least me personally, you can't have anything nice when you work with you guys. Because if I say anything, then it's like you got uh randy spent 200 on it you want to imagine what you won't believe what randy bought the other day and then i'm like oh thanks guys can't wait to get chastised again because randy you haven't learned i mean you love lying you haven't learned you say that your mom bought it or your girlfriend bought it oh you

never say you bought it or you you saved up for it. Yeah. And then you go home and watch your 80-inch TV and forget all the ish you took for it. Yeah. On a smaller scale, there's this new blogger cam that Sony came out with that's really, really cool. If you look up best video blogging cam Sony, you could see it. It is pretty sick. I think Randy and I were talking about it the other day. I would probably want to buy that.

Now, what would you do with that though? Is it, would you do that just for blogging? Is there certain videos you would want to do like cooking with menace more? Yeah. I just don't know. I'm like, you know, I, my education background is video editing. Right. And I would, I think I need to like get back into that or just like have fun with that. Like have

another little hobby. Yeah. Do you totally, I've been thinking about that too. Cause that was my introduction to everything was just making like producing music videos, you know, out of, you know, stolen footage online. But you know, that was what I started with. And I've been kind of inspired lately to get back into that and just have fun with it because why not? You have the skills in your mind. You might as well have fun and make something cool out of it. Alright, we got to get out here though. Because we had to record this late. It's past our bedtime and

I feel really bad. We were recording this whole time and it's Randy's mom's birthday. Hello! Hey! Hey! Happy birthday, Randy's mom. She's taking it hard, you know, the whole like COVID-19 thing. I mean, people are able to go eat outside.

Like we, she kind of, we kind of gone to, not I wouldn't say an argument, but just a very passionate conversation about how eating at home is not the same. And she wants, she like, she wants to go to the restaurants and they're open, but the country and the world's been telling you, don't do this, don't do this, don't do this.

And suddenly it's, oh yeah, suddenly it's okay to just do it. You know what I mean? So it's just like, at the end of the day, what matters most to me is the well-being of my mom. And I don't want her to get sick by just going to a restaurant. I know it's a bit far-fetched, but, you know, it's always the possibility. Every time you turn the news, you hear about somebody who was like, oh, I decided to go to a party. Oh, I decided to go to a restaurant. And that's how they end up getting sick.

You know what I mean? No, I think you're doing the right thing it's tough it's it's it sucks for her but you know it's just it's it is what it is right now we all just kind of have to suck it up and just sacrifice until we're out of the route of the the woods well tell her that we said happy birthday i bought her flan okay oh there you go that's something i was gonna ask you please get her something oh yeah i bought her why i bought her i bought her dinner from her favorite restaurant. That's why I was saying she was upset that it wasn't the same as to go into the restaurant. But I also got her flan, so she should be okay.

All right, good. Well, before we go, we got to shout out a bunch of podcasts. Shout out to The Bortcast. Oh, you. Hell yeah. Just go to TheBortcast.com. That's TheBortcast.com. And Bort, you have a new episode for us coming out?

Yes, I do. And we're going to have a couple guests popping in. I'm going back to more of the Pee Wee's Playhouse vibe of the podcast so people will be stopping by more often. Danielle the Bored Op will be stopping by. Nice. Except me. Oh, yeah, except for Randy.

Actually, both people, two of the people on the podcast this week asked about Randy being on. I said, nope, he's banned. Sorry, he's not coming back for a while. Oh, bye. Yeah, so Danielle the B asked about Randy being on. I said, nope, he's banned. Sorry. He's not coming back for a while. Bye. Daniel the Boredop will be on. I have a couple problems I need to resolve with her regarding horror movies. Our Fred Todd Grimes, friend of the

show, he's coming on to talk about the latest season of his TV show on Netflix called The Epic Adventures of Captain Underpants. That's awesome. Bro, I loved Captain Underpants growing up. Those were the scholastic book fair books that you would just buy as a kid.

Eric, do you remember the pages where he would fight a villain and you'd have to grab the corner of the page and then flip back and forth, flip back and forth to see him doing it? It's like him spanking a robot or kicking a giant monster or something. Yep, there's four seasons on Netflix right now. You can go watch it. That rules.

Also, make sure you listen to i call next that's randy's video gaming podcast this last week we broke down some pretty big news coming out of ubisoft far cry 6 got announced and uh if you're a big breaking bad fan i'm sure tyler can uh we're getting excited about this uh gus fring uh john carlo esposito he got casted to be the basically the centerpiece of the game, the main villain. We also talked about our favorite villains in gaming, and this week is a big week for games

because it's the final big-time exclusive release for PlayStation. It's Ghost of Tsushima. It comes out this time this week. So you know how you guys don't see me to begin with? Well, prepare not to see me for even longer because that's what I'm going to be doing until I beat that game. That's great news. So great so i'm excited yeah we won't see him ever because apparently you don't challenge anybody and you can't beat games yep

oh sorry that was burn okay sorry so go to icon next.com God damn it The podcast The silence Go to icon next podcast dot com Yeah if you want to take a listen Also

There's a big thing going on Speaking of video games with the nerd now podcast That's happening what this Friday right Correct What time? Give all the details. What's happening? 7pm on the, correct me if I'm wrong, on the Woody Show Facebook,

I believe, and the Nerd Now Facebook. We're going to try to integrate Instagram a little bit into it. We're still figuring that out, but it's going to be fun. So just be following the Nerd Now Instagram page to get more information in regards to how you can end up at the island and how you can get your invitation. And yeah, for all information.

Yeah, he didn't explain anything. Okay, so this is what's going on. You didn't say Animal Crossing one time. Yeah, you know how Animal Crossing is a big thing with Ravy from the Woody Show? Animal Crossing is a big thing around the world with a lot of people on Nintendo, Nintendo Switch. Well, she's making an island and having a party on it

and doing a live podcast which randy is a part of and should know everything about um and some i guess some listeners are going to be able to visit the island and do a bunch of things and if you can't get onto the island you can watch it on facebook facebook.com slash the Woody show, which I believe it's seven or seven 30. Okay. 7 PM West coast time. So that's 10 PM East coast time and mountain time. I can't even think of right now cause I'm so tired, but all the details on Instagram just go to nerd and out.

All right. Did you say 6 PM for mountain time? Randy central time. God damn it. All right. Dude, you're going the wrong direction. Central's ahead and God. All right. Did you say 6 p.m. for Mountain Time, Randy? Central time. God damn it. All right. Dude, you're going the wrong direction. Central's ahead. God. All right.

Keep going. Sorry, Menace. I couldn't let that slide. Jesus Christ. Just go to Facebook.com slash NerdNoutLA or NerdNout on Instagram and get all the details. Moving forward to Tailgater Sports. TailgaterSports.com. If you love sports, sports are back.

You want to hear a bunch about it. You want to be a part of it. You want to get all your news. Make sure you follow at Tailgater Sports and listen to the podcast. What's going on with the podcast? So, yeah, we talked a little bit earlier about would you break NBA bubble quarantine for the food surrounding the Orlando bubble that these guys are in. A couple of them already got in trouble.

We also talk Madden ratings. They're slowly releasing some of the ratings for their top-tier players. They released the Madden 99 Club for this year, so we go over some of that. We talk crowd noise and just the purity of what baseball could be, which it looks like they're going to ruin it. But tons of fun sports stuff. Sports is coming. They're on the horizon at tailgater sports and tailgater sports.com.

And you can also hear Randy admit to having a midlife crisis at the age of 24. Yeah. He keeps having this midlife crisis for some reason. All right. Listen to the Joe Coy podcast with Joe Coy. Just go to J O K O Y.com. Watch all the specials on Netflix to search Joe Coy listen to our friends man Kim man Kim calm they are

banned you can hear all their music online and you can listen to their podcast just go to bank him or just search man Kim my good friend Emily is currently in Iceland and she's recording some podcasts there and you can listen to the podcast just go to sexwithemily.com that's sexwithemily.com or follow her at sex with emily and of course listen to the mothership just search the woody show on the iheart radio app that's the woody show on the iheart radio app and you can get the woody show monday through friday before i leave i'm afraid to ask, Randy, do you have anything to say? I need to go to sleep. That's

all I have to say. Bread. Yeah, Randy, good luck. I hope you have to do something disgusting for what will Randy do for money. I know, but I'm saying good luck. And Tyler, I wish you no luck.

You just gotta live your life and uh enjoy the trip and um yeah you know how like explorers like columbus and you know all those guys went on trips whatever i'm sure there was someone who was like you know what i hope he doesn't come back that's brett right now it's like you know what good luck with the little trip yep exactly good luck tyler your rebuttal uh yeah I'm just gonna enjoy myself and you know whatever I don't like you anyway so I can't do very well Eric

happy birthday to Randy's mom everybody I'm good to go alright with that everybody that was very interesting we definitely will not record this late ever again thank you for listening and we'll check you out next week.