What's New Podcast - Ugly Jealousy, Pokemon Birthday, New Studio GYM, iHeartRadio Festival & more!

Episode Date: June 18, 2021

On this episode we talk Ugly Jealousy, Pokemon Birthday, New Studio GYM, iHeartRadio Festival & more!

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I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort A.K. Brett, he's an audio expert and syndication expert With the Woody Show morning show that you can hear across the United States And around the world on AFN He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric And we're just going to call him Soundwave, but lately on the Woody Show, we've been calling him Nick Soundwave, so that might come back.

We'll get back to that. Also, we have Randy, who's a radio DJ on Alt 987 in Los Angeles, and he works on the Woody Show. Join us from Houston, Texas. That would be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T. Heavy T from the Sean Salisbury Show, a morning sports talk radio show.

What is up, Heavy T? I'm good. What is up, guys? How are you guys doing? Thank you for bringing the energy, Heavy T. Let me... I was just saying. He's already sick of us.

I know. We're ripping him the whole time while we're testing our microphones. But did you guys see, at What's's New Pod over this past weekend on Instagram, it was mayhem of just Photoshopped from the Vegas weekend. And shout out to Chino and shout out to Supersonication. Yep. They were killing it. They're battling back and forth.

And I don't think either one of them knew what they were doing. They were just, I'm doing this one. Okay, I'm going to do this now and I'm going to do this. And it was the highlight of my weekend to see all these situations primarily focused on Heavy T, yeah. Tyler. I refuse to call him that.

Soundwave over here. Heavy Turkey Sandwich. Yeah, and it all stemmed from the first pool photo that Heavy T posted. We were talking about it on the previous podcast he posted that thirst trap photo of him in the pool and then but in the background you can see eric so that was the initial it was like uh it was like a houdini thirst trap because it's a thirst trap with the caption that says sun's out guns out with only his face and my whole body behind yeah so it was

like a switcheroo going on. So I just thought it would be funny. I reached out to Chino, and I was like, hey, can you take this photo and make it look like a shark is coming out of the water and getting Tyler? That's all he asked. But suddenly it became Mama June from Honey Boo Boo in a Baywatch outfit. And then Super Sonication jumped in with his Photoshopped, and those were hilarious.

So if you missed it, go to at what's new pod on Instagram. That's at what's new pod on Instagram, and have a couple of laughs. Can we highlight the one of, this is a big preview for anybody else that hasn't seen these, but the picture of God and Jesus or whatever. Sistine Chapel. Thank you. That's that religious thing. And it's Soundwave coming down

from the skies to touch Tyler, who's floating in a pool. This may be the most beautiful romantic thing between the two of them, and I don't know how you guys reacted to this. We gotta put it up in the studio. What do you think of these Photoshops? Print it up and put it up somewhere. That'll go over well. We'll put it up in the studio.

We'll put it up above the Julianne hello sign that she made for us beautifully. Now, there's people commenting, and Randy's kind of quiet on all these Photoshops. People are saying that Randy is jealous of all the attention that Heavy T was getting through all these Photoshops. I mean, look, I am. Are you jealous? I'm a little jealous of the fact that he got all this promotion and got five followers on Instagram. Oh, wow. Look, I describe this very eloquently to my fellow compatriots here.

The vibe that I'm getting from all of this is like, you know, like in high school, right? When prom rolls along, there's that one kid that just, you know, he wants to play sports, but he can't play sports. Or he wants to be in the clubs, but he can't be in the clubs. You know what I mean? Be very careful about where you go. And so as a way of showing, hey, we all care about you. They're like, let's vote him prom king. That'd be so nice.

And then they vote him prom king. That's kind of what's going on here. There's a family episode where Chris Griffin gets nominated as prom king, and the issue in the episode is that Chris Griffin goes around acting like he's a legitimate king. He's like, I'm the king, out of my way. That's pretty much Tyler. Tyler's like, you know, man, all ladies love me. Maybe it's the fact that Randy

was the favorite. He was like the youngest child for so long. He was the favorite. And then Eric comes in, and Eric's like the fit like, you know, like athletic one. The fun version. And then Eric comes in and Eric's like the fit like, you know, like athletic one. The fun version. And then it's like, okay, he's the favorite now. And then here comes Tyler, heavy tea,

trash can, and now he's the favorite. There you go. So maybe it's just that Randy's... It's all a rotation, Randy. Look, guys, believe it or not, I'm not losing sleep over this. However, I will say, it is rather entertaining to watch this on Instagram. He says he's not losing sleep, but. However, I will say it is rather entertaining to watch this on Instagram. He says he's not losing sleep, but he hasn't commented this much since all this happened.

Probably not. There were some other photos being posted over this past weekend that were entertaining, and that was Eric. He was all dressed up in Pokemon outfits. And you mentioned this on the past podcast that you were going to your nephew's Pokemon party how was all that um it was awesome because there was Pokemon stuff all over the place I felt like a little kid um the there's brainstorming going on that my fiance and my family want to have a Pokemon 30th birthday party for me this year that'd be dope I'm glad you

mentioned that because I was going to follow up what you're going to say with the question of why is theme parties like not a thing you can do as an adult? Right. I don't really understand like why it just stops. I mean. Well, if you don't, you know. It depends on the theme, I guess. Oh, yeah.

If you don't like fun, then don't do it. You know, like if I went to a party and it was Brett's party and there were transformer plates, I'd be pretty freaking pumped up. I'm like sick. Do you want that? I get to eat cake on my Optimus Prime plate. This is pretty rad. It beats being in a like a stupid restaurant just sitting down like, oh, hey, happy birthday.

Everybody, let's spend $85 on drinks and not know how to split a check. Or let's just drink a bunch of alcohol at someone's house when there's a big old bumblebee decoration in the background. That sounds like a better time. Yeah. If. No way. I've always felt like birthday parties are a little awkward because my mom wants to do

something and I'm like, I just don't like the whole big, you're going to spend money. My thing is, yeah, I hate asking for things, first of all. And second, like- Well, screw you guys. It's all about the birthday. No, I'm not trash people who love birthday. Have a birthday. It's your day.

Do whatever you want with it. But my day, I'd like just to have like, I'd like to just have dinner, keep it low key. Calm, alone. People ask, what do you want to do for your birthday? I'm like, I don't want to go out most of the time. Which is effing weird because you are, know yeah party guy which is this exactly if it's not my party i have i didn't that's what i was saying like i i enjoy him if i have a party i'm gonna have a blast too much pressure and my birthday is the day after christmas so i never had

early birthday parties i was never in school i'm never in work i was never in like the party atmosphere and my mom she threw my birthday parties. She did a great job. But here's the thing. I have a birthday right after Christmas, so I'm not going to have a birthday around my actual birthday party, or my birthday party around my birthday. So I had a joint birthday party with my sister once in October, Halloween themed. That's kind of cool, though.

It was a cool party, awesome party. Tent had a little haunted house in my driveway. It was awesome. My mom does it all out. But I was just like, as a kid, I never really wanted it because of the time of year. Yeah, it sucks. Pretty wild. So my mom and my fiance's birthday are on the same day, December 3rd.

And then it goes into Christmas. And then it's my birthday the day after. I miss Christmas by like six hours, I guess. And then it's my New Year's. And that's my brother's birthday, January 12th. And my sister's birthday is November 15th. So this is like a whirlwind time of year at the end of the year for me. Wow.

It's all back-to-back stuff. Yeah. So I mean, I've never been, I always kind of got lost in the hustle and bustle of holidays. I just sit back, take me out to dinner, eat Lazy Dog like I did last year. Yeah. I get it, though. I agree with all of this. So I actually feel the exact same way that Eric feels because my birthday is three days

after Christmas. My parents always had a party either a month before or a month after because every one of my friends were always gone for vacation around my birthday. So when it comes to my birthday, now that I'm an adult, I honestly don't really care. To me, it's just another day. I don't think I've ever had my birthday off ever since I've started working just honestly don't care it's yeah see well you touch on a really good thing too like i always you guys are missing now i always like i won't deny like i won't try to hide the fact it's my birthday but i don't know i feel like it's worse if it's like someone's

like oh it's your birthday but it's like and then someone's like oh it is that is super cringy because you're like well i don't really want to celebrate my birthday and then everybody else wants to celebrate. I don't know. Just go with the flow, guys. I have an idea. This will work for all of us. We won't celebrate birthdays. We'll just go get wasted that weekend

for no reason. Everybody? I like it. Some other social media happenings. Randy, another half-assed video blog. Congratulations. Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. Three. That's like one full one now. I really enjoyed it. I like Big D Academy and everyone that supports me. I appreciate it. It was all around video games, which you have a lot of passion for. I think that's why it was really good as well, um you know you just showed your passion for it and with all your friends it was fun seeing you hang out with people outside of us oh my god you know that was that was kind of crazy i have a lot i have like

six friend groups believe it or not and before you dick start roasting me i hope you know you guys are like i'm always on the ready i'm about to draw. I want you guys to know, as far as the groups go, you guys are basically like number two. Wow. I see and talk to you guys the most out of everyone. So I say it's cool. But to me, it's a number two. That's good.

We could be number seven. Right now we're talking about it. It was a trip because I had this, my apartment full of dudes are playing Super Smash Bros. And I'm like, oh my God, like COVID covet is officially over like these people were able to come over it's not no one's acting weird we're like oh god are you wearing a mask like don't touch me isn't that like we're playing games and uh what basically the inception behind it is we kind of want to do like more gaming tournaments and i want to open it up to you know listeners and people who are open

the issue that we had though is that we're afraid of, because we're kind of throwing money in the ring. If we do like a Smash Bros tournament, for instance, and we rent out like the Moose Lodge in Burbank, for instance, we're afraid that like actual pros are going to show up. Oh, for sure. Rob us out of our money. Bro, let's smash you. Chum in the water, bro.

Oh, yeah. You know, there's going to be some dude who showed up. There's going to be a random listener that can just come in and smash all of you. Well, I think a rando would at least be entertaining. Like, holy crap, this guy's really good good but like not purposely did it you know not guys coming in wearing jerseys yeah right the whole like a billiards hall you're getting you're getting run through the hole yeah so the whole inspiration though actually was um me and my buddy were watching some esports and i thought to myself like you know it's something i'd always want to try

or i'd always want to do is i would love to do eSports commentary. I mean, it's like because one of our friends who does radio out in Vegas, he does commentary for fights, our buddy Mahoney. And so I was like, you know, I'd love to do eSports commentary, but how do you get into it? And basically what I discovered was it's just you just have to do it yourself. Like you find live streams and you talk over it or you make videos. And I told my roommate, I was like, what if we threw a tournament, right? And we just or tournaments and we had people come. We made it. We I told my roommate, and I was like, what if we threw a tournament, right? Or tournaments. And we had people come.

We streamed it. We made it a big thing. And then I could use that with someone else. It doesn't matter. As your demo reel. As a demo reel. And it'd be us having fun and still gaming and still having a good time and bringing people out.

So we're hoping to kind of push it down the line, do some more stuff. But it's way more difficult than I thought. I love it. And then maybe Randy would actually invite us to hang out once outside of work. I know! That'd be cool. We could meet your roommate. That'd be wild. Well, I have to find a game that we're all decently

fair at. I think I remember replying to a post of an empty apartment and said, oh, we gotta christen it with beers, and I got a reply from Randy randomly saying, yeah, that sounds great. Oh, wow. I have become what Eric was when he first started here. It's just sort of like, ring, ring, ring, ring, Eric Roberts is gonna ring, ring. I'm just saying, yeah, that sounds great. Oh, wow. I have become what Eric was when he first started here. Where it's just sort of like, ring, ring, ring, ring.

Eric Roberts is going, ring, ring. I'm just saying. Mario Kart, I'm down. Mario Kart, I'm down. Yeah, that would be fun. We could probably do something like that. Hell yeah. Also, one last thing with social media.

Tyler's pipes broke. I know. What's up with that? What happened at your house? That was fun. Nonchalant too, right? Yeah. You guys were randomly talking about pipes bursting or whatever because i think randy sent a picture

of someone's uh yeah above their garage it looked like it was gonna burst or something my building has issues and well you're not the only one because apparently the neighbor behind me their sink when it clogs for whatever reason it starts to back up the pipes. So I come home and this was the worst. So I'm dead tired. A quarter of my floor is like underwater. Oh, no. That's such a bummer. You've got to be kidding me.

So it's like 9 o'clock at night. Maintenance is not going to come out and fix it because it's 9 o'clock and there's nobody there. So I decided, okay, well, I'm going to grab all the towels, throw them on the floor. Hopefully it stops it at least somewhat and I can you know just get it back in the next morning I wake up the next morning to go to the station not only are the towels completely soaked but they are I put them in the hamper and this hamper probably weighed close to 50 pounds not only did the neighbors

sink apparently flood part of my apartment, but two other apartments that are around the general. Did he just leave it all? Did they not notice? I don't know what happened. Oh, that person is dead. Yeah, he's so screwed. I don't know what's going on, bro. I don't know. I've never met any of the neighbors. You know what they need to do is

bring you into wherever the backup is and have you punch it out. Yeah, you're really going to unclog it with your fist. Take this. Take that. Punch out that turd. You're like the Wreck-It Ralph of turds. Yeah.

So let me get this straight. So you have couples yelling in your complex. You have backed up sinks. I knew this was going this way. Radioactive cockroaches on your floor. I'll tell you what. And TV. And TV.

You're really selling this Houston move for us, buddy. I'll tell you that. I wasn't as like, did his roof collapse when he lived at home too, like for his bathroom or something? Oh yeah. It was the roof above our dining room area. Oh yes. So at least the ceiling, but yeah, that was bad too.

And I'm thinking like, don't get me wrong. This absolutely sucks, but I would much rather have this water problem than a hurricane come through at my apartment's two feet underwater. That might happen. Because that will potentially happen. My question is, do they require, I mean, in California, they require for you to move in, you have to have renter's insurance. Do they require for you?

I do have renter's insurance. Yes, they require that. Cool. Oh, man. God, man. That sucks. You just, on top of all this mumbo jumbo that's going on, the whole, like, he might be underwater from a hurricane.

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Dude, Tyler, do you know what? You being in Texas, you are missing out on a new feature that we have here in the studio. And we have this thing called the dumbbell in the studio now. And we're getting our pumps in during the commercial break. Man, if we had a squat rack. You guys just looking like Ron Burgundy with a dumbbell. 25 pounds? I don't know, man.

I think it is because... Yeah, it's 25. Yeah, so it's like a math thing. It's like 12 on each side, so I think it's 25. Well, actually, it might be like maybe 30 because it's 12 and a half on both sides, but the bar itself has to weigh something too, right? Yeah, so it might be like a five-pound bar. Yeah, so it might be a 30.

That makes sense. I think it's like 99, and we're just busting out like 10, 15 curls each break. So you're doing it? I haven't seen you do it yet, Eric. Because I do it sneakily, man. I do it quietly like 99 and we're just busting out like 10-15 curls each break. So you're doing it? I haven't seen you do it yet, Eric. Because I do it sneakily, man. I do it quietly in the corner. I didn't think you were into it because I was all excited. Off board, he said that we're going to get some fungus off it.

No, Brett uses his cinder block to work out. Dude, that dumbbell is like the community whore of this station, man. Everyone comes in and starts gripping it. It really does, man. Brett does prison workouts. We have people other than us touching the belt. Woody's used it. Oh, he has?

All right, nice. Not multiple times, but he did come in and look at it. Did a couple reps. He did a couple skull crushers over the top. Hell yeah. He was going hammer on it. Activated the trice. Nice.

I'm waiting for Ravy to come in and see it and start, you know, She's not lifting that. There's no way she can lift that I don't know I think she can I don't know if she can do the full weight she can lower it a little bit and use it I'm sure she can lift it but like do some

I use it when I get fading a little bit you know a little tired and I that's why I brought it in because it was I have another set at my house and this one has just been collecting dust. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. It's your blood flowing a little bit.

You gotta come back for it in 15 minutes. I think this is the best idea because we either have this or we have the snack tub. Well, actually, it's funny you should mention that because the snack tub may be getting refilled in about a week. Hold on, hold on. I thought it was gonna be RIP on the snack tub. We getting refilled in about a week. Hold on, hold on.

I thought it was going to be RIP on the snack tub. We went through that thing and there was so much crap in there. Wait, when you beat RIP, you suggested that we get a rack to have a storage. Because it was all messy. That was peak snack tub. There was a lot of snacks at that point. I'm going to blow your minds right now. Why not both, right?

It's a good point. Yeah, burn off the snacks. Exactly. Snack on some Oreos. Do some quick little shoulder set, you know? However, I am down if we get one other piece of equipment in here. Me and Eric both want it. What do you want?

We want a pull-up bar in the frame of that door. Oh, heck yeah. We're really going prison yard out here. Okay, that's interesting. Cinder block squats, pull-up bars in the door frame and one dumbbell. Oh, and I do push-ups from the board. We're going to have one of those big all-staff meetings again and it's going to be everyone and just us

just looking all swole. Were you carrying gallons of milk before this? No, this is how I walk. Yeah, we got some reps in. Tyler's going to see us the next time with prison tattoos and all these weird-ass muscles.

It's just going to be Eric lifting himself and Greg or someone's going to walk by. I'll see you in the yard, bud. Yeah. Oh, the next Woody Show event we're going to be super ripped.

Do you think we can get it? Dude, our next Woody Show event should be at a bodybuilding convention or something. The next Woody Show event, we're going to be super ripped. Do you think we can get it? Dude, our next Woody Show event should be at a bodybuilding convention or something. The next Woody Show event is actually going to be happening at the Disney Takeover. We have an official date. I do not have permission to release that date. We are going to release it on the Woody Show on Monday. That's called a tease. It is a tease, but we do have a date.

If you won tickets, yes, they are still good they are still valid you're still in we still have some more giveaways because the whole thing got shut down a couple days before the event so we still have a little window of giveaways we're gonna have a whole week of giveaways so good luck with that it's gonna be super fun my mom raised a good point over the weekend because we're talking about the the takeover coming up and she's like well you know the covid thing sucked and you guys got it cancelled and you probably would have had another one coming up anyways but she's like now at least the Marvel campus

will be open for us. I know! I was super excited about that right? Because yeah you know when it got shut down before the Marvel thing wasn't going to be open for like I don't know a couple months or something like that so we weren't even going to have the opportunity and then this whole event was going to be happening.

And we would be like walking by it the whole time. Yeah, under construction. Now we get to experience it. It's awesome. And I can't wait to see all the new food options in that new area. It's going to be good. You guys want to do some food news? Hell yeah.

Of course. Food news. Food news. Yo Play Yogurt will now have Skittles yogurt. All in, all out. Out. I'm intrigued. I'll try it. Why not?

Frozen yogurt, you have sprinkles in it. I just feel like if it's yogurt with actual Skittles on it, it's going to be hard to bite into the Skittles. It'll be Skittles flavored. Yeah, obviously. But even still, if there was Skittles, who cares? They'll melt eventually. Skittles are so hard to bite onto.

It's like when you get M&M's or chocolate chips and ice cream, and they freeze on you, and they basically become rocks. That's what I picture Skittles, but flavor, I'm down. All right, next food news. Tangy Pickle Doritos are here. All in, all out. I'm so in. I'm so in.

I love pickle-flavored anything. Dill-flavored Lay's potato chips are the best chips in the world. I love pickle stuff. Pickled-flavored chips, dude, are so good. But Doritos and Tangy? Tangy, get a little zest with it. That's basically like a Cool Ranch with a little pickle.

I'm always surprised by people who hate pickles. They're like, oh, it's the grossest thing in the world. Pickles are absolutely disgusting. What is wrong with you? Well, we're talking to a child here, so I'm not surprised. It's technically a vegetable. That's why. Yeah, is it Rocky Road flavored? All right, here we go. I'll eat cucumbers. That's fine. Just

when it turns into a pickle, no, it's just every person that hates pickles likes at least something that has been pickled or that is pickled. Every time. They're like, oh, I don't eat pickles. I'm like, but you eat stuff that has been pickled. So I don't know. I have something else you can eat.

Anyways. Moving on. All right. New oatmeal flavors. Are you ready? Lucky Charms, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Cocoa Puffs, and Trix. All in, all out. I'm all in.

Oatmeal. Yeah. I'm all in. I like the consistency of oatmeal. Lucky Charms might be weird cinnamon toast crunch easy knock it out of the park cocoa puffs yes tricks fine i mean i'm all in for this yeah i mean look you get to have your your normal cereals that you really like but in a slightly healthier fashion why not yeah i'll do it it's exciting

i'm on okay now tyler i really need you to pay attention, okay? Okay. The Girl Scouts need your help. They have over- Oh, I know where this is going. They have over 15 million extra boxes of unsold cookies. Oh, yeah. Are you willing to put on your cape and handle this?

Bring me all the extra Thin Mint boxes that you have. Oh, yeah. And I'll gladly take all of them. Thank you. I'd love me some Thin Mints, man. I don't know why they're not taking more innovative steps to sell these boxes. They would sell really fast. My whole thing is I thought they were doing it online during COVID.

Oh, yeah, that too. Allegedly. Which is stupid that they're not. But also, I mean, come on. Think of the people that usually buy the cookies. You don't think of ordering them online. It's there in front of you, and you need them. Yeah, but if you have this many boxes, sell them overseas.

Sell them at arenas or something. Sell them to the discount stores. I would gladly. It would probably help if each box wasn't $5 million a pop. No, they're not. They're like $5. What are you talking about? For the amount of cookies you get in that box, that's kind of expensive, bro.

There's a lot of cookies in there. How many cookies is a little cookie? Yo, yo, I remember when those things were like $2 a box. Damn, son. Just hiking up the prices for dollars. It's called inflation, dog. Prices go up. Tyler's a longtime member of the Girl Scout Cookie Club.

He knows who's talking about it. Team Tyler, because you can get two packs of Oreos the big size for the equivalent of those Girl Scouts. I'm not denying that being factual however I don't feel like that's a legitimate Again I'm not disagreeing with you. I just don't think it's a legitimate argument as to why they can't sell these boxes

These boxes should be able to sell pretty easily Take two bucks off the top. They're getting old. Sell them for three bucks a pop And you know a fun fact that no one ever brings up. The address for Girl Scout Cookies headquarters is 420 Fifth Avenue, New York City.

Just saying. Wasn't there a big issue with like girls selling Girl Scout Cookies outside dispensaries? Yeah, they didn't like it. Probably not the best idea. I mean, there's not a problem. They're just stoners. They're not going to shoot you. Some Girl Scout probably sold cookies to a murderer and didn't know

it. Are we making a big deal about that? No, we're not. Speak on it. Another thing is, alright, you say that's expensive, right? But Eric, he got all of us. He made us spend like 80 bucks on some cookie dough.

Before they're not even true. You have to cook those and make them yourself. I know. Now that's a scam. But there was like 45 cookies in those boxes. True, but like... Yeah, yeah. And he...

I'm sorry. You gotta wait forever to get the boxes. Like, I had to wait like five months to get this cookie dough. Then I had to make it myself and spend like 80 bucks on it. I just brought it up on multiple podcasts like he was the mafia. He was wearing my cookie dough. Then I had to make it myself and spend like 80 bucks on it. It was like, where's my cookie dough? But if I can just have a five... When is she going to switch over to the five boxes?

Let's see, how old is she? She's probably not too far out from Girl Scout age. Dude, the brownies, they're called brownies, right? That's the entry level before Girl Scouts? I think so. Do they sell brownies or do they sell cookies? She's turning six, I think, so she's right around the same age. She doesn't jump in early.

Bro, she's going to sell so many boxes when she gets to Girl Scouts. Oh, yeah, we're crushing it, son. Because of this work, because of this show. Dude, my family was big Girl Scout cookies back in the day when my sister was. Yeah, they'll be all in on selling those. I like how Bennett says that you made him buy these. You made him. He was hounding, man.

And then every day, yo, where my cookies at, dog? That cheesecake was good, though. Oh, heck yeah. Love it. No excuse not to sell these cookies. Come on. I know. I am sending Tyler on a food adventure, so we're going to be working with Kura

Sushi, and now Kura is revolving sushi now. We've all been to Kura Sushi. It's freaking delicious. It's nationwide, by the way. Big here in LA. What I like about Kura is you just sit at your table and you just start grabbing plates of sushi all day long.

Yep. It rules. Tyler, now how did you set this up? Because I said, hey, man, I want you to go with your morning show to go get some sushi. And you're like, sure, no problem. So I want you to go with your morning show to go get some sushi. And you're like, sure, no problem. So how did you present it to your coworkers that you're taking them out to get sushi? I just told him like, hey, you want to go get sushi next week?

He's like, it's my treat. He's like, yeah, sure. That was it. My treat. Like you're treating it like you're paying for it. Well, I mean, he doesn't know who's paying for it. That's all he has to know. Do you see what I'm talking about? Do you see what I'm talking about?

Do you see what I'm talking about? Everyone texts Randy. Everyone turns up Randy. Randy says, Randy says, Randall, Randall that. Wow. I told you. So what are you telling us, Randy? Tyler takes stuff and he's like, look

at me, I'm Tyler. And it's like, and meanwhile, shut up, Tyler! Deep down inside's like, look at me, I'm Tyler. And it's like, and meanwhile, and meanwhile, shut up, Tyler! Deep down inside, it's, look at me, I'm Tyler, sponsored by Menace. Sponsored by the people of Houston. Sponsored by the people of Houston. Hey, look at me, I'm Tyler,

I'm Heavy T, the producer, I'm gonna bring out all my milk bobbins to all these locations. I got you. I got you. Look at me. Oh wait, it kicked through from somebody else. Look at me, I'm Tyler, we're here in the casino in Vegas. Who wants a round of drinks? I got you. Look at me. Oh, wait. It kicked through from somebody else. Look at me. I'm Tyler. We're here in the casino in Vegas. Who wants a round of drinks? I got you.

Yeah. All right. It's on me. It's on me, guys. Randy, get this jealous. How much? Oh. Yes.

Speak it, Whitney. Where the hell is my drink? I didn't get a round of drinks from you. I got screwed. Dude, I bought you a drink at some point in Vegas. I don't remember when because I was pretty drunk, but I bought you a drink. I don't remember a round of drinks from you. I got screwed. I bought you a drink at some point in Vegas. I don't remember when because I was pretty drunk, but I bought you a drink. I don't remember because it didn't happen. So what were we going to say about the

sushi thing, Tyler? Let's step away from this. Oh, yeah. So we're going to go next week and I'm really excited because I haven't had sushi in a super long time because no sushi restaurant has really been open because of COVID. Now all the restaurants over here are super back open. So I was like, hey, let's's just go get sushi what's that have to do with anything of what we just talked about are you gonna say that it's from the at least i heart los angeles or is

it oh yeah i'm gonna tell him dude he was out the door when i asked him and i had to stay behind to finish some extra stuff so i was like hey you want to go get sushi and then i'll explain the rest of it later all right it's all me baby well golly get what you want to go get sushi? And then I'll explain the rest of it later. All right. Heavy T. It's all me, baby. It's Heavy T. Well, golly. Get what you want. All the plates. Them big city folk going to sponsor us and our sushi?

Can we mention my favorite part about Kura is the fact that not only do they have the belt with all the sushi rotating constantly, you can order up whatever you want from a touchscreen. And the more you order, you get a prize that pops down, man. I remember when we went, it became almost like a competition because I think one of the animations was the more sushi you ate, the more

you powered this rocket. You built the rocket. Keep eating sushi. Get the rocket to the moon. You're all the moodies like, we gotta get to Mars. I'm gonna go to Kura this weekend. For sure. We have one that's close by. Glendale's down the street.

We got three. Three nearby. The Sherman Oaks location just opened. What are we doing here? Why are we podcasting? Let's go. They also have locations in Las Vegas, and check this out, the iHeartRadio Music Festival has been announced, and

I'm actually super excited this year for the Daytime Village because it is at Area 15. It's going to happen September 18th, and that is the absolute coolest location they've had for the daytime stage, and I can't wait to go if I get invited. I have heard nothing about my invite yet, so I'm getting a little worried.

I'm pretty sure you'll be able to find a way in. Maybe. You'll be able to elbow in with somebody else and go, I'm supposed to be here. Come on. Yeah, I'm all good. Or I'll just go either way. Was there any artists you were excited to see

this year for the Daytime Village or the main stage? Well, Daytime DaBaby is going to be there. And then Sweetie, who you know used to be my um used to be my neighbor she's performing there she doesn't know she used to be my neighbor but yeah she uh she's gonna be performing and uh my wife is a huge fan so i can't wait to check that out that's a little closer to the actual venue right isn't it um oh no that's not in the 15 a little bit no but i hear they're gonna have shuttles in between the main venue which is t-mobile arena and you know it's gonna be two nights and then between there and the daytime stage so it's it's gonna rule it's such a great weekend i forgot is

e3 in vegas or is that la well e3 is done and this year was really unique because even though covid is pretty much already over for the most part, they did it all virtual, which honestly, I don't mind. I think we talked about it before. For people that don't know what E3 is, sorry, I didn't do the setup. Yeah, no worries. E3 is a massive convention for video games in which developers showcase their titles. Consoles will announce new things.

It's the San Diego Comic-Con of video games. If you will. And this year was really interesting because we're kind of on, like I said, the tail end of COVID. So people are allowed to go out and congregateate but they still decided to do a virtual approach on it and honestly i know a lot of people were crapping on it and sometimes i crap on the whole virtual thing but i don't mind it only because it seems faster it seems more seamless yeah and you can actually get into i mean because like if you go to comic-con or whatever people they camp

overnight just to get into one panel and you know and then if you don't get into these panels you don't see anything you end up watching it or getting the news online anyway exactly and now with virtual you're able to watch the presentations and these announcements in real time just like everyone else alongside everyone else so i thought it was really cool that's awesome are people gonna get consoles in time what's the update on consoles like the ps5 and xboxes ps5 looks like the shortage is going to continue but xbox uh gamestop is actually starting to sell xboxes uh in their own store and i was telling brett because brett loves to like harass me on twitter for like next to anything he's so easy anything so easy this dick knows i always get triggered and i try not to but it happens every

goddamn time because i can never tell when he's being sarcastic or when he's being like serial so this time around uh i i posted something about uh a comment that someone said regarding you know console wars i'm like oh console wars are played out they're silly they're dumb brett's like oh look at randy being switzerland for consoles randy's like switzerland for everything and i can't pick a side and i told him i told him uh the other day I was like, you know what? I knew I was team PS5 from the start,

real hardcore from the jump, but Xbox is doing a really good job at A, making the consoles available for purchase and more bang for your buck. Dude,

like for 10 bucks a month, you get an access to a library of over like 300 games. Oh, 10 bucks a month. Yeah, that you can stream

off your system. It's really cool. And I know PlayStation is a similar thing, but the fact, like, if you only have $10 to spare every month, if it's an Xbox-exclusive title, you're going to get the game, even though it's $60. Oh, that's sick.

And we have listeners that work at Obsidian. We shout them out a few times. They announced The Outer Worlds 2. And in that announcement, they also announced another game coming from Bethesda, which is their mother company. It's called Starfield, which is like an open-world

space flying game, and that game's only going to be available for PC and Xbox people. So PlayStation doesn't even get it because Microsoft bought all these developers out. And Bethesda's the people that remade and redid Doom and Wolfenstein the last few years, and it's been amazing how cool those games have been. Randy, what was the coolest game that you saw

announced of everything? I think of everything, I'm really the most excited for the Outer Worlds 2. Obsidian, our friends, Demi and Nicole, they work there. They're the best. They love listening to the podcast and the show. I love open world, just sort of RPG games. And they're the same people that made Fallout New Vegas, which is essentially an open world game.

And so Outer Worlds 1 was a lot of fun. I like the environments and being in space. Open world, you're talking about like World of Warcraft, Fortnite type thing. Kind of like that. Like Grand Theft Auto. You can go anywhere and do anything. This is more first person. So it's a little bit more personal, intimate.

You make decisions. You talk to people. So the second one got announced. And this one's going to be really awesome because now they have way more funding. Because the game did really, really well. And now they got all this Microsoft backing, Bethesda backing. It's going to be really, really sick. So I'm really excited for that one.

And they have a really funny trailer because the trailer has nothing to do with the game. It's just making fun of other game trailers. Dope. That's awesome. And then for people like Eric that just like to play mindless games sometimes, a new Mario Party is coming out. Oh, heck yeah. Dude, this Mario Party game is going to have a hundred mini

games spread out from all the old Mario Party games. They're going to bring back boards from Nintendo 64. It's going to be freaking wild. Online play now i'm so happy i believe it was tyler who sent it to me first the xbox fridge announcement that was hilarious so that they're coming out with an xbox mini fridge but they made this super epic like game trailer for it and it looks like a joke, but in the title, they're like, no, we're serious. We're actually coming out with this fridge. You think they're going to sell a bazillion of these fridges, right?

They're going to sell out instantly. I think they're going to sell it. Is it going to be limited, or do you think they're going to sell as many as possible? I think they're going to sell as much as possible, because this started off as a meme. Initially, people started Photoshopping the console into fridges, into kitchens. It looks like a fridge.

And then I think, was it Shaq or was it Snoop Dogg that I think actually got a fridge, like a regular sized fridge that looks like an Xbox. So people have been clamoring for this. I'm sure you'll have it. You know, game rooms or something in the background. For anyone that hasn't seen this or maybe is going to watch the video right now, does actually work as an xbox or is it just shaped as an xbox it's just a fridge yeah just shaped as a as an xbox okay so i've seen the them do this before marshall amps did this for a while they had the marshall amp fridge oh yeah that was really cool you could barely find those so i think these are going to be off the shelves oh for sure i mean

and they're not gonna be they're not gonna be super big so they're just the right size to have on your desk or in your your room, your background or something. So you'll probably see plenty of streamers and YouTubers with that stuff in the background. It's dope. It's going to be cool. It'll be just in time for the holiday season to get yourself an Xbox fridge. I'm so happy. I'm so happy that developers...

Are you going to be flipping fridges? No. Is that going to... Dude. That's going to be his next sign-off. He says that. I figured it out. He's flipping fridges.

I hung up the cleats, guys. That's a lie. He doesn't want to get busted. He's flipping fridges. Brett, what's in my hand? A boxing glove that's signed. I'm hanging it up. Oh, stop it.

It's too much of a headache, bro. Is he going to flip a fridge? Bro, it's too much work. The last consoles I sold were maybe like two months ago on eBay. Bro, eBay, like up the price of money they take away from your sale. So I sold it for a good amount. Just a little Mercari. But then I get hit with an invoice.

It's like, hey, you owe 250 bucks in like taxes and fees to eBay. I'm like, well, what the heck, man? I knew it. This is why no one should be on eBay anymore. It's so ridiculous. All right, I quit the game. eBay, I'm done. I'm like, well, what the F, man? I knew it. No one should be on eBay anymore. It's so ridiculous. All right, I quit the game. eBay, I'm moving over.

Look, I've been selling those Pokemon cards for my brother-in-law. Yeah, I think they take like 10%. Yeah, well, I don't even pay attention. I just send them out and it transfers into an account that I don't look at. So whatever the money ends up in there, it ends up in there. Shoot. Well, it's not my money, so I'm just helping them sell them. Stashgoat.com, by the way, if you want to get to them. Stashgoat.com.

Catch them all. But should we be moving over to Macari to sell things or what? I mean, I've been doing it and it's been going pretty well, but the only thing is there's a lot of weird buyers on there. There's people that are constantly like, do you do this? Do you do this? I don't look at any of the messages, by the way.

This is the weirdest. They can send you an offer and then some people promo offers it's it's i deny all offers it's cool the way that sellers have options to promote and discount their stuff and get reached out more than you would on ebay the downside of it is if you do read the messages from people or the requests that they send in you will promo something and it'll jump up onto the top of the list like hey men hey, Menace is selling Pokemon cards. Search Pokemon cards. Here's the top Pokemon cards for 20% off. They will hit you up and go, can I get a discount?

Yeah. No way. Why? I'm offering a discount. That's what I'm thinking. The market right now is ripe for a new app or website. Just DashGo.com, yeah. DashGo.com, where you can sell stuff,

and there's not too much of a hassle. There's more transparency, because this whole thing, even with eBay, was like, hey, by the way, low-key, we're taking 10% now. Hey, has anyone else noticed that Randy hasn't had a thing for a while since he stopped flipping things? What? I've noticed that.

What's his thing? My thing now is a part-time job working for my university, just calling people. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah, that was news. Fork that. Forks up. Forks up. That's awesome, man calling people. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, yeah, that was news. Fork that.

Forks up. Forks up. That's awesome, man. That's really cool. I mean, it's going to help out. Just pay bills and stuff, you know, because life is so expensive. Yeah, Tyler, by the way, if you haven't heard him in the past 10 minutes, he has left to his other job, Lyd.

Oh, no, no. I'm still here. Oh, Tyler. Yeah, hey, what's up, dude? But yeah, congratulations, man. turn off the show thank you thank you yeah and you know it's it works out because it's you know it's it's like 25 cents less than what i make here um and helps yeah that's depressing but it's good though but you can do it from home yeah helps with tuition it should be interesting i might have to like every once a

while like do some stuff like you know go to school or whatever but it's like that's cool once a while and if it cuts back on my tuition and I can make more money, then I'm all for it. That's dope, man. You know what's really good about this? It's just like the half-assed vlogs. Randy tried to get a job anywhere and everywhere, the biggest and furthest he could go, and it was

right in front of him the entire time. All he had to do was half-ass it, and oh, can I work at the school? Okay. Done. Sit on my ass at home and just talk on the phone. Cool. Done. I know he really half-ass it and oh can I work at the school okay yeah done sit on my ass at home and just talk on the phone cool done I know he really half-assed it because he abused me as a recommendation for a reference I was like

damn that's extremely half-assed I forgot I even did at the time I was like you know what I don't want anyone like you know I don't want people to know my business so I'm just gonna use you know Tyler well we're gonna wrap up this podcast thank you so much for listening to our podcast I was like, you know what? I don't want anyone like, you know, I don't want people to know my business. So I'm just going to use, you know, Tyler. All right, guys.

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Just go to thebortcast.com, thebortcast.com. Anything new with the Bortcast? I'm about a week behind on my podcast, but there should be a new episode coming this weekend. I have a couple guest hosts filling in for Shasta and Eddie

who are off the podcast for this week. Should be a very comic book, superhero-filled episode. Nice. You have some giveaways, right? Yeah, I do have a giveaway and Eddie who are off the podcast for this week should be a very comic book superhero filled episode nice you have some giveaways right yeah I do have a giveaway which will be announced on this episode we will be giving away a batch of vintage Thor comic books sweet nice

in honor of Marvel's new show Loki and there will be a post at the broadcast on Instagram follow at the broadcast and there will be rules there on how you can enter and how you can possibly win the comic books. And it's, you know, just vintage comic books.

It should be fun. They'll be bagged on boards and either shipped to you or I'll drop them off to you if you're nearby from like the 90s and the 80s. I'm really enjoying Loki, by the way. I haven't had a chance

to watch the latest episode. I don't like it. I've never been invested in that character at all, but I think the show is really, really well done. I haven't seen the second one yet all but I think the show is really really well done I haven't seen the second one yet so I downloaded the Marvel Unlimited app

because I really wanted to read more comics and get more familiar and I guess in the early 2000s they decided to make Loki more of an anti-hero than a villain and so he becomes this way more complicated way more like diverse character and the show is doing a really good job of embodying all that. It's like what they did with Deadpool

in the early 2000s. It really fleshed him out more as a character. And what I like, what the Marvel cinematic people do, is that if they... They give you so many different options for characters. Maybe you don't like Iron Man in the Iron Man movies, but maybe you like him with the Avengers like I do. Or you don't

like Hulk on his own, but you like Hulk and Thor. That's a great duo to put together. So Loki on his own is really fun. Tyler Smash. Tyler Smash. Here come the Hulk photoshops. Oh, yeah. No, no, no.

Poop Fist Hulk. Damn it, I immediately regret. No, stop it. Poop Fist Hulk. God damn it, I regret everything. Tyler Smash Toilet. Smash Poop Fist Hulk God damn it I regret everything Tyler smash toilet smash pooped on toilet dude

Warhands Poop Fist Hulk turkey sandwich I'm heading out alright also listen to Nerd Now Podcast with Ravy Randy and Cameron just go to nerdnowpodcast.com that's the nerdnowpodcast.com also's the nerd now podcast.com also listen to the joe coy podcast that's j-o-k-o-y.com he just wrapped his movie officially

nice and i don't want to give too much away i know it's out there online but i'll let you guys look it up but one of the characters that you see a lot in loki is in joe coy's movie so that's interesting i think i know and make sure you just go to joecoy.com, listen to that podcast. Listen to the Sex With Emily podcast. Just go to sexwithemily.com. That's sexwithemily.com. Follow her on Instagram,

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Just go to tailgatersports.com. That's tailgatersports.com. Anything new with Tailgater Sports? I actually listened to the last episode, and I enjoyed it. I didn't like that Randy said that I knew nothing about sports on the podcast. Wow. Stole that shade on there. Yeah. Wow. Iole that shade on there.

Yeah. Wow. I got that shade on everyone. Well, because you guys were talking about the, you know, Jamarcus Russell joke that I made over at the new Allegiant Stadium. Yeah. And then Randy's like, yeah, you know, Menace knows nothing about sports. Well, if I knew nothing, how do I know who Jamarcus Russell is? And that would be funny in that moment.

That is a deep cut to know Jamarcus Russell's name. Look, I will admit this. I've said this multiple times on multiple podcasts, on multiple occasions, on multiple days of multiple years. I don't remember half the stuff I say. And I've said this on multiple podcasts over multiple years on everything. Hashtag Randy is a dick. Yeah, he's a hater.

Hashtag I don't remember anything I say. Undercover hater, but it's all good. So, yeah, I did listen to the podcast. Go to tailgatersports.com, at tailgatersports. And, you know, we are ramping up for some Chargers stuff and SoFi Stadium stuff. And I'm just saying you should be listening to that podcast if, you know, maybe if you want to get in there for free.

I don't know. Or if you want to hear on what team not to bet on when you go to Vegas. Yes. Yeah, we recap. I mean, we did go over a little bit here, but we go a little more in-depth of how the bets played out against Tyler and how I... You know, I mentioned last What's New,

how I didn't send him that money or a picture of my winnings. I did it live during that recording, so you could hear the life suck out of his face. And his terrible streak continues because the other day, the Clippers are playing the Sixers. No, sorry. No, the Clippers are playing the Sixers. No, the Hawks are playing the Sixers. And the Hawks are down by like 18 points.

And Tyler's talking about how, well, you know. It's over. It's over. And then the Hawks come back and they beat the. I know. That's what I'm saying. Guys, everybody, hit up Tyler on Instagram right before you go to Vegas. Ask him who's going to win and then bet on the other team. Bro, he then said.

No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. Bro, he then says the Clippers are doomed. Playoff peak. Can't pull it off. The Jazz are going to take it. And what happens, Eric?

Who won the game? Clippers. Clippers won. The Clippers won in Utah, which makes it even worse. Yeah, the Clippers of all teams came through. Damn, dude, you suck. That was like two negative forces. Yeah, and without Kawhi.

How do I know that, even though I don't know anything about sports? But, you know, weird, right? Again, I don't remember half the thing I said. I don't remember. Tailgatersports.com. I was a variant, Randy. Shots for you. And of course, listen to the Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app.

Just search The Woody Show. Do you have anything to say before we leave? Tyler. Yeah, another reason to check out Tailgater this week. Find out how I drunkenly lost out on $90. That was fun. All right. That is a tease.

Randy. You know what? I've been holding off on this for a while. I hate to admit this because everyone's coming after me. Oh, Randy's fat. Randy's out of shape. See, he's not worrying about it, guys. Don't worry.

Randy's old news. Randy's washed up. Randy's a has-been. Throw him in the bin. He's no good. He's no fun anymore. Give him the old yeller treatment. Tyler's the new wave. Tyler's this.-been. Throw him in the bin. He's no good. He's no fun anymore. Give him the old yeller treatment. Tyler's the new wave.

Tyler's this. Tyler's that. And I have to admit, Tyler has lost weight, so congratulations to Tyler. I guess he's been going to the gym. Tyler, how's the fitness? It's going good. Part of it helps that it's been insanely hot over here as summer is officially here. Losing that water weight, yeah officially here and losing that water weight.

Yeah. Yeah. Losing the water weight. But to be perfectly honest, I've been really watching what I've been eating. I don't think I've had soda for like a month. Been drinking nothing but water. I've had hardly any bread whatsoever.

I think I've had like a tiny bit here, a tiny bit there. So the days of a three loaves of Texas toast are long gone. Really? Great. Fitness wiener in your mouth. Wow. So the days of three loaves of Texas toast are long gone. Really? Great. Fitness wiener in your mouth. Wow.

Long setup. Later, guys. Got him. Goddamn. That went down the street, around the block, and then on the freeway. I wanted like a five-minute explanation. I was like, I'm expecting like, oh, thanks, guys. Got him. That's like the fourth time we've gotten today.

Wow. Can you believe it? Thank you, Randy. All right. That's like the fourth time we've gotten today. Wow. Can you believe it? Thank you, Randy. All right. Where are we at? Bored. Anything to say before we leave? This guy's worse at it.

Yeah. Just everybody, word of advice. Don't take anything too seriously. Remember, you're a little tiny dot in the universe, so everything's okay. Yeah, Tyler, man up, bro. Don't get too upset. You're a speck. Yeah.

Randy, you wouldn't be making these jokes if you weren't jealous get the hell out of here i really wish i said this before this whatever man all right eric whatever turkey sandwich see you later man oh yeah eric's i'm good i'm good i got oh that's it i got nothing oh rate review like the podcast do all that stuff share with your friends follow all of us online watch the episode family i'm talking about then listen to this podcast uh uh at you sound wave at saint port at producer heavy t whatever his name is now at medicine at hey it's randall hey it's i hope you jerks realize how confused you're making people because they're like randall how do i spell that i'm like it's randall dude and like oh no it's randall randall yeah whatever it's whatever you want it to be it's randall

hey it's randall rand randall randall i don't know all right guys we'll see you next week what's new what's new with menace Outro Music