What's New Podcast - Upcoming Events, Food Spots, Jobs Needed and More!
Episode Date: January 15, 2020On this episode of the What's New Podcast With Menace we cover upcoming Events, Food Spots, Jobs Needed and More!...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace.
I am Menace, I am joined by Bort, aka Brett.
He is an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show across the United States.
He has an assistant, his name is Nick, aka Eric.
Nick Soundwave, what is up?
What's up Menace, how's it going?
You still hate that name, I know it, I know it. I know it in my heart. I want to say it's less hate now, it's more just like a.k.a. Eric. Nick Soundwave, what is up? What's up, man? How's it going? You still hate that name.
I know it.
I know it.
I know it in my heart.
I want to say it's less hate now.
It's more just like a nuisance now.
Disdain?
I've been to multiple Woody show events and had them like,
and hand them my ID and they look on the list and like,
Eric.
Eric, Eric.
I'm like, oh, they call me Nick on the show.
Like, oh, Nick.
Don't hate it. Just a nuisance.
Just embrace it, my friend.
Did you actually see, not the tangent, but
that Eric actually changed his Twitter name
to Eric or Soundwave
or Nick or dot dot dot.
What? Hold on.
On the profile. Well, yeah, so my name
on Twitter has been Nick
or some variation of Nick Soundwave
combination of it for a while now.
Just not my handle itself.
Yeah.
The handle.
At underscore Robert's 11.
Would you still leave effects?
Most people have like small names or their actual name.
He has the longest name.
Yes.
Well, that would be Randy that is speaking right now.
Randy works on the Woody Show morning show.
He is also a DJ himself.
On what radio stations, Randy?
Alt 106.1 and Crab Radio in
Bakersfield and Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles. Nice. We are also joined by Tyler. He is the board
operator for the Woody Show on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles and Orange County. What's up, guys?
So we have a ton of events coming up. So I just want to do an events calendar real quick.
Sweet. Tomorrow, that would be Wednesday, January 15 15th there is a meetup at two bit circus
i don't know anybody plan on going if you want to go yeah who wants to go randy yeah i'm excited
thank you uh i was thinking rolling with you i think it might be fun dude i never turned down
a chance to play ghostbusters come on okay sweet i will never turn down a chance to make fun of
cameron in front of people oh so i will go will go. Yes. The getup is awesome.
They got tons of VR options.
They even got this really cool basketball,
uh,
tic-tac-toe game.
It's really dope.
Connect four,
actually.
Sorry,
I'm sorry.
Basketball connect four.
Just go to what's new pod.com and click on events and you can get all the
information,
but that is happening January 15th,
tomorrow,
Wednesday at two bit circus between six and 9 PM.
Everybody is welcome to join.
You can win some Alter Ego tickets.
And of course, the next event
is the Woody Show pre-show
that's happening at the Forum
right before Alter Ego.
We're going to have Neon Trees and Meg Myers.
And we're going to have the Jack Daniels
Whiskey Well.
Even if you don't have tickets to Alter Ego,
you can come party with us and enjoy some bands totally for free.
Now I want to give you a heads up.
If you go to the Woody Show pre-show party before Alter Ego
and you don't have tickets for Alter Ego,
there's going to be more giveaways happening that day.
All you got to do is go to the LA Votes booth.
That's the LA Votes booth.
They're going to have a picture set up there, but they'll also give you a raffle ticket. Now,
the raffle ticket is going to be happening at 5.30 PM that day. The doors open at six,
so you can win a pair of tickets to Alter Ego. Just make sure if you're going to go to the
Woody Show pre-show event, stop by the LA Votes booth, and grab a raffle ticket.
Now, that does not guarantee you a ticket.
However, you have a good chance.
Yeah, possibly.
And I'm also going to be hanging out at that booth between 5 p.m. and 5.30 p.m., but I know you care more about winning the free tickets.
But if you want to come hang out, I will be there at 5 p.m.
Now, here's another thing that's huge on the events calendar.
This is the first time I'm
talking about this. But speaking of Jack Daniels, we're having a Jack Daniels party, everybody.
Big Bear Mountain, the What's New Pod crew, we're going to be there with DJ Scotty Fox.
Yeah. Between 1 p.m. and 3 p.m. right there on the deck. And Scotty Fox is going to be on the
ones and twos. Everybody's going to be drinking Jack Daniels and it's going to be a super
good time.
So if you're going to be at big bear mountain resort,
we will be there between 1 PM and 3 PM right there on the deck with DJ
Scotty Fox.
Yes,
that is happening February 1st,
February 1st.
That is on a Saturday.
Come hang out with us.
We're going to be doing a bunch of events at Big Bear
Mountain Resort with Jack Daniels
so make sure you follow us on social media
to find out when those dates happen
but the first one is February
1st once again I will be
near all the whiskey yeah all the
Jack Daniels just look for a bottle I'll be
there and correct me if I'm wrong but with higher
altitude you need less alcohol to get
drunk right nope well not for me that's what i was gonna get to that's my next subject uh
tyler are you gonna be okay at the elevation
all right everybody you sure i'm fine i'm good we will have paramedics on site
well i mean are you worried about him with his drinking ability? Or just being gassed out ability?
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah, his breathing.
I'll have you know I went to Big Bear last year at a heavier weight than what I am now,
and I was fine, so I should be fine.
Are you sure?
Because you get gassed out walking up the steps, man.
You know what, man?
Those steps are steep.
Is it counteractive, though?
Like less gravity, so he weighs less, so it's actually a relief on his lungs?
Oh, wow.
It's a counterbalance.
But I was talking with Tyler just before we recorded this podcast,
and we were talking about cutting weight,
and you're making an effort, right?
You didn't eat any donuts that came in the other day.
We had a Dunkin' Donuts delivery the other day,
and I was really proud of myself.
I said, I didn't touch a single donut.
See, that's a start. That's good.
Three cups of Cheerios, though, with no milk. This is pretty much
my life. It's one step
away from nuts and berries in a cup.
I think this is the second week he's done this, actually.
Didn't you the week before? Didn't you not get any
donuts? Yeah, I believe so.
I haven't touched any donuts. I see that
you already have your training shirt on, which
my training shirt was always the black tee,
plain black tee. See?
He's already slimming down.
Black looks slim, dude.
That's what it is.
That's what I've been saying.
Black is beautiful. So what have you been doing?
Like cardio, lifting?
What?
Did Tyler just become Metis' Padawan?
I know.
What just happened?
So I think, well, just to talk about some weight loss stuff.
Again, we talked about it on the Woody show.
I probably have dropped 40 pounds now and it has
to do with not drinking soda drinking soda was the number one that i cut and i love some soda
see i'm in a bad spot because i don't even i don't really drink soda to begin with i'm just fat
so i have to watch it you just eat yeah i just eat a lot that's a lot what was a big help was
all these seltzer drinks that have zero calories and no sweeteners.
Bubbly, I've shouted out before on this podcast.
A little bit of the bubbly.
Oh, my God.
I love that drink so much.
But again, mostly just water all the time.
I mean, Nick Soundwave, he's the fittest guy in the room.
Jerk.
I mean, do you watch anything you eat at all?
I don't.
And that pisses off a lot of people.
I kind of just eat a lot, and then I fluctuate.
I know I'm really just kind of parachuting or dive-bombing the segment.
So he's useless in this country.
I'm actually kind of most out of shape I've been in a very long time.
I've been in the gym.
I was saying, Randy, I've been in the gym.
You look like a badass.
Dude, I've been in the gym only three times.
He's wearing a sweater.
Yeah, three times last month and a half.
You're like 130 pounds right now.
I feel it, man.
There's nothing.
It's a flat tire in here right now. And let me be more helpful. So my diet has been cutting all
soda, drinking as much water as possible. I switched all my meats to chicken. Nice. As you
can follow me on Instagram at medicine. I know some of it's fried. I know some of it's hot chicken,
but that's not what I'm eating every day. It's like mostly rotisserie chicken. And I replaced French fries with fruit, mixed berries, dude, Dan Belzerian,
Balzerian, whatever his name is. Uh, you know, from Instagram, he has a company ignite that
weed company and he's always traveling the world and he's crazy fit and what i've noticed every time they show him eating
he's eating mixed berries and i'm obsessed with it i have always i'm a big fruit guy i hate
vegetables so i guess the second best thing even though there's a lot of sugar in it but natural
sugar see like yeah that's that's the thing i feel like diet device is so confusing because i
for every person that tells me eat more fruit i have another person who tells me fruit's bad for
you because it's artificially sugared and whatever.
Well, here's another piece of advice.
Here's another piece of advice I always give to everybody.
Don't tell anybody you're working out or eating better because everyone has their own perspective.
Okay, well, here's a question.
Is that why your watch hasn't been active?
No, I had it in my backpack when I went to china and i i forgot to put it back
on because i had two watches i had one that was broken yeah and i've had that on my charger and
then every time i take it off my charger i'm like oh this is the broken watch but i agree
menace so i'm i'm hardcore chicken i've i think i've stopped eating red meat because after i eat
red meat i just feel tired i feel so much. Again, cutting the soda feels so much better.
So much more energy.
That's how I feel eating tofu and vegetarian stuff.
Like I feel so much better than I did with red meat.
You know one place I've noticed that makes pretty good meals and pretty decently priced?
Pollo Loco.
Pollo Loco is fire.
It's so good.
Like for me, I replace the rice with beans and then the area comes with broccoli, lots of chicken.
It's dope.
I love Pollo Loco. dope. I love Puerto Rico.
I love you.
Speaking about food, yeah, if you follow us at What's New Pod on Instagram,
you would see that we had a big food adventure weekend.
Not everybody chimed in, but I was getting some food photos
in the group chat that we have on our text.
Yeah, a little bit.
Now, Bort chimed in first.
Where did you go, Bort?
Well, first I ended up at a country bar,
and I was wasted all night
just drunkenly texting you guys
how annoyed I was with people.
But I did go that next morning
to Cracker Barrel.
Dude, Cracker Barrel is so good.
Dude, and they opened up one
in Victorville, California
about a year or so ago,
and then I didn't realize until our last Morongo event coming back from Menace's birthday bash,
there's one in Rialto.
It's an hour closer.
I'm surprised they haven't opened one closer to LA.
For the people that don't live in Los Angeles, they're hard to find.
If you go outside in the world, in the other parts of the United States, pretty easy to find.
But Los Angeles?
No.
The closest ones to us, there's four that we could get to within a day.
Santa Maria, California, that just opened.
Rialto, California, that just opened.
Victorville and Vegas.
Also, pretty hard to find, Sonics.
There's a Sonic not that far from my house.
I'm so excited. You know what's a Sonic not that far from my house.
I'm so excited.
You know what's funny?
We were just talking about this.
Across the parking lot from the Cracker Barrel, a Sonics.
What?
In Rialto.
Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. What are we doing right here?
I know.
Exactly.
Let's go.
I'm going to use this as a cheat day and go get Sonic mozzarella sticks.
No, you're not.
Go to the gym.
Okay, after the gym.
So Randy chimed in next with his food adventures.
Where'd you go?
Yeah, I went to Lazy Dog.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Every time I go to Lazy Dog, the environment's awesome because, number one, you feel like
you're in a cozy little cabin.
And then the food's always good.
I got the nachos as an appetizer.
Then I did a fried chicken sandwich.
The girlfriend got a fettuccine Alfredo.
Oh, yeah.
10 out of 10.
Bomb food. I love Lazyine Alfredo. Oh, yeah. 10 out of 10. Bomb food.
I love Lazy Dog, man.
They never disappoint.
And what I love about Lazy Dog, too, you can bring your dog with you.
I know.
Yeah.
Hence, Lazy Dog.
I've been trying to convince my girlfriend to bring her dogs, but I don't know if our
dogs are going to act.
Lazy Dog has one really solid thing on the menu.
They have a grilled cheese that has five cheeses in it.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely amazing.
Oh, yeah.
And it's on sourdough.
Okay.
You can have a cheat day. you can have a cheat day you can
have a cheat day at all these places okay here's what here's what we're gonna do we're gonna get
in the car we're gonna go crack a barrel yeah and then we're gonna go sonics and then we're
gonna go lazy dog yeah and then we're gonna go to where menace went next yes so the first place i
hit up was john and vinnie's now it's on fairfax in los angeles california john and vinny's. Now it's on Fairfax in Los Angeles, California. John and Vinny's gets shout out a lot by Jimmy Kimmel.
It's one of his places.
Because I think they started off as a catering company.
And now they have an actual restaurant.
So that's super good.
Italian.
Loved it.
And I'm on my hot chicken tour of the world.
Yes.
Your excursion.
Hotville Chicken opened in angeles on crenshaw
and i have to say it's my new number one in this area really telling you new number one
power rankings number one right there i'm not gonna lie i was considering about going down
there today go really you think so it's worth it yes go it's super good and you can actually sit down and enjoy
your food yes so howland rays is massive in los angeles dude but there's nowhere to sit you have
to wait hours upon hours i'm telling you hotville better and better atmosphere i had a friend text
me that he went to howland rays he waited. He waited two hours. Nope. Two hours.
This place, I went in there.
I waited 20 minutes.
I had a place to sit down.
I had service, and the food was much better.
The sides were so good.
The best.
Number one.
See, now I want to go back to. I think I'm going to go to.
Now I'm thinking about Cracker Barrel, and I want to go back, man.
I got blueberry pancakes.
They were so good.
Speaking of Cracker Barrel, I think Cracker Barrel and Waffle House are the two spots
that I really want to try the most.
Because Waffle House,
there's no Waffle House in California.
Dude, you could get to Rialto in one hour.
You could get to Rialto one hour from here.
I think that Waffle House,
I think the closest Waffle House,
they have them in Vegas, maybe?
Or New Mexico?
New Mexico?
New Mexico, probably.
Actually, I think I saw one in Arizona
on my way to New Mexico.
So maybe the eastern border of Arizona.
Maybe like Las Cruces area.
So sidebar about Cracker Barrel.
There was a point in time where you could check into my house on Facebook as a Cracker Barrel.
No way.
I swear to God, dude.
What?
110% factual.
And we think somebody did it as a prank because, you know, I grew up in like kind of semi-hood area.
Yeah.
We're like the only white family within who knows how big a radius, right?
Yeah.
So we think somebody geotagged my mom's house as a Cracker Barrel because we're the only white family within, you know, like three, four, five miles of my house.
That's hilarious.
So we were jokingly tagging.
I probably pull up tags still.
But yeah, my mom's house was tagged as a Cracker Barrel on Facebook for a cool couple years.
You're nothing but a barrel of crackers.
Dude, yeah.
It was like, it turned, at first we're like, should we be mad?
But then we're like, no, this is actually kind of funny, actually.
Everyone just pulls up, looks at it.
That's not a Cracker Barrel.
What the hell?
I also have to congratulate, something huge happened over this weekend.
Oh, really?
We found out that randy is a
radio dj now what so last podcast if you didn't listen to it we gave randy a bunch of crap because
randy hurt my feelings is on the radio by himself as a radio dj in los angeles on alt 987. He's also a radio DJ on 106.1 Crab Radio in
Bakersfield, California that he
never posts that he's on the air.
So I was playing around in our
group chat a couple weeks ago. Hey,
Randy, is Randy still on the radio?
Because, you know, does anybody have any proof?
Guess what? He posted and what
happened? Got lots of likes.
A lot of responses.
Some good responses. So I will continue
to post.
You know what? I think the more difficult thing is
because I'm so meticulous
with social media because we're so
close to menace that sometimes I don't
know what's a good picture to post.
You're just weird, man. You second guess everything
you're going to do.
I don't care about the stupid
picture thing. that doesn't matter
when it comes to like twitter and he keeps on focusing on instagram yeah there's other platforms
there's their facebook there's twitter and instagram yeah so he's blaming it on the one
photo which is a bunch of crap no and the photo that you posted was super cheesy but at least
this is my point yeah but at least he posted is my point. At least he posted something.
He posted something.
I'm going to take slight credit for this because I was wasted at a country bar
and I decided to be a dick and say,
Hey, Randy, are you actually on the air tonight or what?
Oh, so you had to still remind him?
No, he didn't. I was already posting.
Oh, damn.
Wow.
It was in the group chat.
No, it wasn't.
Hey, Randy, are you on the air tonight or what? Look, Brad, you were drunk, done wow it was in the group chat no no you did i was like ready you want to hear it today
look right you were drunk so think whatever you want to think i was already posting it
sure you were anyways um oh i put a note in here so tyler you have it's a new year we're into the
new year i know it was we brought this up before you were kind of looking for another part-time job because you're done with your day probably by 10 30 a.m give or take at the latest yeah the latest
i usually get home is about 11 30 so by then i'm pretty you know wide open yeah and if you change
your diet you're gonna have way more energy to do an extra job this is true this is true um
and i know it was hard to look for something around the end of the year.
Like no one's really hiring and now it's a new, new year.
Are you looking at what's going on?
Yeah, I'm still looking.
I'm just trying to see what I can find.
I haven't, I haven't done anything since the new year started.
Granted, that was only about a week ago.
Yeah.
But that was my thing is I know everybody's like their budget resets at the beginning
of the year.
So that's why I didn't look for anything specifically in like december but i'm gonna hit up a couple places around my
house see what i can find what do you want to do um you're down for whatever i'm mostly down for
whatever but it would be cool if i could find something that i know a lot about already like
i know a lot about retail specifically yeah so if i can find something that works with my schedule
that wouldn't put too much stress on my life i mean i could work with some of it like a costco or something i could do yeah what areas
are you looking for jobs in or nearby um if there's something around the studio that would
work so maybe around burbank california anything around my house so anything around whittier
yeah anything within about 10 10 mile radius i have given you the advice to do something by
whittier and instead of burbank
because let me tell you this because by the time you get off work in burbank california and you
gotta drive all the way home to whittier you're gonna be so exhausted at least if you work by
whittier when you get off work you can just go home and go to sleep yeah this is true i've thought
i've thought about that as well i mean because you're one of the first people here at the studio
every day 2 30 every morning yeah so the burbank thing you need to get your rest in yeah the burbank thing works because
obviously obviously i can go right after i'm done with work i'm just let's go i understand but i'm
sure there's some part-time gigs where you can start later in the day you know at noon that's
true and then get off at like six seven i mean whatever comes up i don't know what's going to
happen so whatever whatever shows up.
Well, if people are listening, they can hit you up on
Instagram. Yeah. Right. At Tyler
the board up. At Tyler the board up.
And I think it goes without saying that he's also open
to traveling to the Orange County
because
Whittier is pretty much Orange County.
And here's a question, though. If he
wants to work in retail,
we all need to get something out of this.
Yeah, we need to figure out the best job for him to get.
Yeah, we need some discounts here.
If I do Costco, I can bring in pizza.
I mean, that works.
I'm glad you brought that up, Brett,
because I, too, have been searching for a second-time job,
a part-time little gig.
A second-time job?
Yeah, a second time.
It took a while for that to process in my head.
Just make sure the second-time gig is not English, just a second language. Okay took a while for that to process in my head. Just make sure the second time gig is not English.
It's a second language.
Okay, so you are looking for something around Burbank, right?
Yeah, around Burbank.
But it's funny because I've been looking at openings.
I'm like, I can't do that.
I can't do that.
I can't do that.
And I'm basing it solely off, okay, what can I do that can benefit all of us?
Exactly.
What can we get out of this?
One of the places has been a pizzeria, and the other spot has been a sort of like a Dave & Buster's type location,
but not Dave & Buster's because there's none around here.
Okay.
Besides like Northridge, I think, or something.
Okay.
So what you're saying is you can get us free pizza or discounted pizza.
Or arcade games.
Or arcade games.
And or slash bowling.
Okay.
All right.
Tyler.
Tyler, you're offering us pizza.
Oh, my God.
You know.
Yeah.
I want to see who we need to fight for more here
to get a second job.
I could get you mad discount warehouse prices.
Guys, I want you to know something.
I'm not looking for a second.
Menace, do you actually need discounts anywhere?
Can we put these boys to work?
Yeah, this one's trying to think.
Shoe spots.
Shoe spots would be good.
That's retail.
Yeah, so you can get exclusive.
When stuff drops, you can just put the boxes aside for me.
You know what?
Actually, what's not too far from my house, the Citadel has a Nike outlet.
That's not too far.
There you go.
That's within the 10-mile radius.
That's promising.
All right.
That's promising.
Cool.
I know that there's a designer shoe store nearby Randy's house.
Maybe he could go work there and get a discount.
Yeah, but I think as far as
what benefits all of us, because not all of us
are shoe guys, but all of us love food.
Yeah, but this is the What's New Podcast
with Bennett. Yeah, but we have Tyler
here. Okay.
What else
can we get? I need a Target discount.
Yeah, Target discount. I mean,
who has mass discounts?
Oh, maybe a furniture store because I need some furniture. Yeah, Target discount. I mean, who has mass discounts? Oh, maybe a furniture
store because I need some furniture.
Yeah, furniture could be cool.
Disneyland.
You know what? I thought about that.
Disneyland gives mad discounts.
Disneyland for me is out of the question with all the
tattoos on my arm. You wear sleeves.
Half the jobs there are sleeves, dude.
Just put on a wig. Now I'm getting the pizza tattoo.
Now it's a cop-out, guys. I've are sleeves, dude. Yeah, just put on a wig. Oh, wait. So now I'm getting the pizza tattoo. Now it's a cop-out, guys.
I've had tattoos, guys.
I've had other tattoos before.
Bet that witty or lily tattoo is looking real nice right now.
Just slap some Mickey ears on your pizza tattoo, and you can work in the park.
I guarantee it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So furniture store, shoe store, I need.
Food stores.
Yeah.
What else can they make yourself work?
You actually brought up a really good point, though.
And I'm not bashing on you by any
means, but I think now you have to
put into consideration you have tattoos on your
arm that are visible, and some companies aren't
down that much.
I know for a fact that most retail
places absolutely do not care. If you're working
on Rodeo Drive, then
they'd care, but maybe. I forgot
what place I was at, but there was this guy, his
whole neck was completely tattooed.
Was it Chipotle? No. Retail tattoos?
Retail tattoos? Hot
Topic. Here we come. Yeah, but it was like...
I need a Hot Topic discount. Dude, we have
a partnership with Hot Topic now.
There you go. iHeartRadio does, yeah. What? They're doing something
with BTS. They're
doing a concert with BTS. Really? Yeah.
Look it up. I just want the wrestling stuff.
Hot Topic. Learn Korean. We need a sponsorship here. like doing a concert with bts really yeah cool i just want the wrestling stuff yeah uh hot topic
learn korean uh we need a sponsorship here yeah so you know i was actually the hot topic twitter
you can find out what it's all i was thinking about applying to some place like uh like a
brewery or something you know just for the both the the discount for alcohol and also you know
food and then people come over i don't know just i'm i'm brainstorming because they have the budweiser
van eyes that's huge.
Like an actual brewery or like a restaurant.
Well, either or. Doesn't matter. Something
that can fit in with hours and stuff because
the thing is, a lot of people are looking for full-time
spots and that's 40 hours a week.
That's a little heavy.
Oh, I got it. Randy should work
in a movie theater. Yes!
Now we're talking!
They only do like six hour shifts.
They just opened a studio movie grill
in Glendale. And there you go!
Oh, thank you!
It's beer, it's food,
it's movies. What's her name?
Oh my god, studio movie grill, if you're listening to this
for whatever reason, hire me, please.
Randy and Tyler.
Not only that, because I actually went
to it recently. That place is so, number one, it's new. Reclining seats because I actually went to it recently.
That place is so, number one, it's new.
Reclining seats.
It's badass.
You choose your seats.
They have discounted tickets.
Tuesdays, $5 tickets for movies.
Nice.
Waiters come up to you to take your order.
There are also special discounts.
Like for me, I'm a student, so I paid $13 to go see a movie in primetime.
Nice.
Studio Movie Grill, you're not sponsored, but you can be.
At Randman Live. I know it's a dumb Instagram handle,
but still hit him up. Shut up. Don't jeopardize this.
Let's brainstorm some more.
Alright. What about Eric?
What does Eric need? What can we work to
Yeah, Eric. What's the deal? You need
them to work at Lids?
He doesn't want to get a job at the gym.
Give me a free membership.
It's already skinny.
One of us worked at Best Buy or something.
We could hook you up with electronics.
Oh, yeah, maybe.
But it would be good if Tyler and Randy worked at a gym
because then they could work out and help people all day
and they'll lose weight.
I worked at a gym for a large chunk of college
and there's nothing that forces you to go to the gym more
and work out than having to work there before you go to the gym.
That's true.
Get a job at 24.
They have shifts 24 hours.
Well, you know, Tyler already goes to Planet Fitness.
And there's a Planet Fitness not too far from here.
Also open 24 hours.
Also open 24 hours.
We, again, need some ideas.
People hit us up at What's New Pod on Instagram.
At What's New Pod on Instagram.
Let us know what places have the most deep discounts.
So then let these guys apply to those jobs.
Yeah.
I think Tyler would be a good fit for Costco.
We know a lot of people at Costco.
I've been told that one of my guilty pleasure movies
is Employee of the Month,
which is based on Costco.
So I'll shout out to Mike.
If you just close your eyes
and you're just squint at Tyler
and you throw him in like a button up flannel
with like a key chain with, you know how he has a typical Costco look you throw you know a pair of Levi
jeans on him he has the uh the belt loop keys yeah you can kind of hear him come in but it's
like just a bunch of keys they probably none of them work he's walking around with those giant
like broom mop things just collecting all the dust off the floor you know what's you know it's
so funny I have a cousin who I don't know if she works there anymore,
but she was a manager
at one of the Costco's,
the one nearby.
And I was like,
oh my God,
can I get a job?
And she's like,
oh yeah, no.
I was like, okay.
What?
I was like,
thanks for the work.
She saw you and was like,
nope.
Like, nope,
you'll Randy this for me.
Nope.
Oh, real quick.
I think we might've talked
about this on past podcasts,
but just to recap it,
what was your very first job, Brett?
I worked at a recording studio, a voiceover recording studio.
Yeah, now I remember.
I was a gopher.
I was a CD assembly guy for—
They called those gophers?
Yeah.
Well, I was a gopher, and I did CD assembly and package assembly for CDs.
Oh, wow.
And then everybody else started quitting, so then I just got moved up the ladder.
Yeah, I know we probably talked about it in our early podcast,
but my first job was Little Caesars.
Okay.
Nick Soundwave, where were you?
My first job was an usher at a performing arts center.
Nice.
I sat old people before they watched The Nutcracker.
Nice.
Randy?
I worked at a place called Project Pie,
which is sort of like your build-your-own-pizza thing.
I was the oven guy.
Nice.
You have experience. Good. Yeah, it was fun. And I worked as Ralph's called Project Pie, which is sort of like your build-your-own-pizza thing. I was the oven guy. Nice. You have experience.
Good.
That was fun.
And I worked as Ralph's as a combo clerk, so I'd bag your groceries and I'd check you out.
And I'd have to go get your damn carts, put them in the corral.
It's not that hard.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Calm down.
You definitely didn't want to get those.
Seabass here, breaking into the What's New pod.
Help out Randy a little bit, as all you What's New pod listeners are, I'm sure, very well aware.
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Anyways, I got to wrap this up early.
I'm sorry, guys.
It's a busy week.
We have Alter Ego.
We have the event at Two Bits Circus.
We have our event that's happening at Big Bear Mountain Resort, February 1st. We'd love to see
you out there at any of these. Remember, if you're going to the Woody Show pre-show, free show,
go to the LA Votes booth, grab a raffle ticket. If you don't have a ticket to Alter Ego later
that night, you could win one. And I just want to shout out a couple people before we go.
What's up to the Sex with Emily podcast?
Just go to sexwithemily.com.
What's up to Emily?
What's up to the Bortcast?
Oh, yeah.
Right here.
Holler.
Just go to the Bortcast.com.
Damn right.
What's up to the Nerd Now podcast?
We'll be seeing them tomorrow with Ravy.
Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com. What's up to the Matt Now podcast. We'll be seeing them tomorrow with Ravy. Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com.
What's up to the Matt and Kim podcast?
Just go to mattandkim.com.
What's up to Joe Coy, who happens
to be in the Philippines right now?
There's that volcano that's
happening. Luckily, he wasn't affected
by it in any way.
The airport got shut down. He is in Manila.
I know it affected one of his shows
that he had to move some
things around but yeah uh i'm happy it could have been way worse in the philippines for a lot of
people so i'm happy uh it's not as bad as it is and of course shout out to the mothership the
woody show podcast the search the woody show on the iheart radio app nick soundwave do you have
anything to say before we go yeah Yeah, just for anybody keeping track,
Tyler's now said that he practically lives in the OC
and Citadel is right by his house.
So anybody who can look at a map,
just connect those dots.
All right, Citadel.
Okay, Google it.
All right, Randy?
Nothing, I'm all good on my end.
Okay.
After that, I have nothing.
All right, Bortz, anything?
Yeah, we need to make the most out of these two knuckleheads because we put a lot of time and effort into them.
I know.
So Randy, Tyler.
We need some payoff.
We need return on our investment.
Let's do dicks.
I'm going to be working like 50 hours a week for you guys.
Oh, yeah.
There you go.
Okay, Randy, what is your Instagram name?
Met a Randman live.
Hashtag Randy's a dick.
Randman live.
Tyler, the Bortz. Right. He's a dick. Randman live. Tyler,
the board up.
Tyler,
the board up.
If anybody heard anything today,
if you're in a hiring position or know somebody that is,
please hit these fools up right now on social media.
Hopefully you have a deep discount and your job is cool until next time.
We'll talk to you later.
What's new.
What's new with medicine. We'll talk to you later.