What's New Podcast - Usernames & Social Media Drama, Tech News, VEGAS June 5th & More!
Episode Date: May 28, 2021Usernames & Social Media Drama, Tech News, VEGAS June 5th & More!...
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What's new, what's new with Metis?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Metis, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric.
Sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave.
It's been very confusing lately because I've been on a lot of emails with him.
And we'll get into that later.
Also, we have Randy, who is a radio DJ on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles.
And he works on The Woody Show.
And, of course, joining us fromston texas that would be tyler aka heavy t who works
on the sean salisbury show a sports talk radio show in the morning am the morning drive i don't
know morning drive he keeps on adding more titles like oh i'm i'm tyler i'm heavy t and i work on
the sean's like his intro is becoming an hour long yeah yeah let's let's cut him down in the
morning too yeah it's also where he. Heavy G in the morning too.
It's also where he's positioned in the intros.
It's like, hey, everybody, this is Bort.
This is Randy.
This is Soundwave.
I'm Menace.
And here's Tyler.
And let's rip him because he's the last one we mentioned in five minutes.
True.
Maybe we should flip this so that we just rip him for just 30 seconds.
Yeah, we'll get to the ripping.
Don't worry.
I have that written down.
But before all that, it's going down June 5th at Lazy Dog Restaurant on Las Vegas Boulevard.
Join us live from noon to 1 p.m.
You can hang out with us.
We're going to have a bunch of giveaways.
Thanks to Lazy Dog.
Thank you to Lazy Dog for that, letting us hang out there.
And before that, the day before, June 4th, we're going to have a
secret meetup. That's going to be at a location at 8 PM. We'll give you the details closer to
the dates, which is only pretty much a week and a half away. But you you'll probably hear about it
first inside the Woody show Facebook group. If you're a part of the Woody show Facebook group,
I will tell them the location and they're going to tell everybody because a lot of people in that group are going to the meetup in Las Vegas. So hang out
with us. It's going to be a good time. Once again, June 5th on a Saturday from noon to 1 p.m.
If you are contemplating going, just go get in a car, get on a flight. It's Las Vegas. I know
you're going to have a good time regardless. If you hang out with us and
you're a little disappointed, it's only taking an
hour of your time. You still have all
of Las Vegas all weekend long.
And in that hour, you're still
going to get drinks. You're still going to eat.
You're going to enjoy Lazy Dog,
all the benefits of Lazy Dog.
And Randy brings up a good point. June 1st,
Las Vegas is fully open.
What? We back at it, baby.
So crazy.
We out here.
Not like Vegas hasn't been acting like it's been fully open for the past couple months.
What, six months?
Yeah, but like officially.
But now it's official, official.
Yeah, officially, legally open June 1st.
We'll be there June 5th at Lazy Dog from noon to 1 p.m.
Hang out with us.
I've officially started getting like the, I don't want to say nervous
because nervous makes it sound kind of weird,
but I've officially started getting
the pre-Vegas like butterflies.
The jitters?
You have no idea how much fun and how much,
I love Las Vegas.
Like it's insane.
I'm surprised that this is actually coming from you
because usually it's Randy going,
guys, we have two weeks before all hell breaks loose.
It's like Christmas, man.
Eric loves it.
Yeah, we have to do a meeting on Friday, June 4th at 420, believe it or not.
Oh, really?
And we're all taking bets if Randy's going to make it to that meeting or not.
I'm going to try.
I'm on time.
I'll push my Prius to its limits.
How many pump-up speeches have I given you, Randy?
To be on time.
I'm so surprised because now that we talk about it more, it's all starting to make sense.
Eric is like super hyper-focused on this day.
He's like, you got to be packed the night before.
She's got to be packed.
You've got to be on the road.
I don't want to be an irresponsible adult.
On top of it, other days, Big Bear, find your way out there.
You cannot miss out on Vegas time.
I know.
I completely agree.
I always leave at 5 in the morning.
I get the early check-in because I want to be there as much as possible.
I want to start
drinking the second my car crosses the city limit you do that everywhere yeah and here's the thing
this is true my question is is it going to be dangerous for heavy tea that weekend because
i'll tell you oh no the day that we're recording the podcast it will be 105 later that day i'll be all right i'll be all right i've already he always says
that but he's never is yeah but uh i've already been shopping i got some new uh summer clothes
and i just realized i am pale white i have not seen the sunlight for an entire year hell yeah
and uh and randy is on to something i know we did that live podcast recording at Moronga Casino.
Shout out to them.
And we posted this photo of Randy in his short shorts.
Dude, I went to go try on new shorts to go buy them.
They're all short like that.
I mean, he got a little excessive with his short shorts.
No kidding.
But they are pretty short.
They just touch the knee.
Yeah, if it's below the knee it's kind
of like out of i don't want to say out of style because it sounds like i would know what's in
style but yeah i don't have any i don't have any shorts below the knee anymore hi guys they don't
even make them yes they do i'm wearing them right now called g shorts well i think you know what it
is i think it started with amazon with basketball because i'm assuming basketball players are
shifting to short shorts again like a lot of. Yeah, like these little toothpicks kids coming out of college.
They're a little shorter.
Also, like short shorts and non-high top shoes.
This was my outfit for my entire college career.
Short shorts, above the knee, Sperrys, and a polo or tank top.
Like I was a douchebag.
This is my wardrobe.
Frat wear 101.
I'm so ready for Vegas'
attire, guys. No sleeves and
sandals. How do you feel that everyone's jocking your style
now? You know what? Just call you. Make sure
you guys call them a tool when you talk about them.
Okay, I will admit that
I did jack your style a little bit
because I went sunglass shopping
and the only thing that looked good on me was Oakley's
and you just bought Oakley's. So just FYI,
I'm going to show up with some Oakley's.
It's all good.
Switching gears real quick, talking social media.
You still have time to enter that contest.
If you want to win a stay at Morongo Casino, just go to my Instagram page.
You'll see a post there that says Morongo Casino.
Just follow the instructions you have until the end of the month.
Also, I don't know if you've been listening to the Woody show, but we've been talking
about this new social media app called display. Display is giving away over a million dollars in the next
10 days. I just met with them right before we recorded this podcast. They've already given away
$500,000. All you got to do is search display social, wherever you download apps and follow
the Woody show and watch their display tv and then they'll
tell you how you can win money and one more last thing about social media guys um we finally got
to see what houston looks like from tyler congratulations thank you tyler how long has
you lived there you do have an ig account it's actually been just under six months. Six months. And guys, if you follow Tyler online, it's producer heavy tea.
Now on Instagram producer heavy tea, he would never post any Houston stuff at all.
You would think that he still lived in Los Angeles and we ripped him.
And guess what he did?
He actually went and did something.
He first hit us with a bunch of museums.
What's up with that?
So it really helped that my friends were in town.
So I was able to show them around and discover the city with them because I had yet to do
that because ever since I've been here, I've been so busy with work.
So I actually took a weekend off.
I toured the city.
We found out they have basically a natural science center, which is pretty much the same
thing as a natural history museum in LA.
That was really cool. That's where you saw the funny dinosaur picture my question is though
as i'm watching all this and i think it looks cool i enjoyed it wait tyler how old are you again
i am 29 you're 29 years old your friends are visiting houston and uh you're turning up at
museums i don't get it i'm a big museum guy. And a lot of my friends, it's just...
His friends are middle schoolers, seventh graders.
I'm just saying, guys, real quick, quick.
Okay, Tyler, pause real quick.
Everybody else in this room, your boys are visiting town.
You just moved to a new place.
At your age, are you hitting a bunch of museums?
Are you hitting the bars?
Catching a game or something?
This guy went on a boys
and girls club trip yeah like okay so so the game we tried the game the astros were out of town
the rocket season had just ended there were no other games in town so i was like okay
also another reason that they came down they wanted to check out some of the suburbs because
they were considering moving to the area there i mean there's a lot of people moving out of california that just sold them on it too buddy yeah um check out this museum boy
we turn it up hey i know you're here i know you're here look at potential neighborhoods but let's go
look at dinosaur bumps that's the best way for me to sell you on something randy randy you're just
jealous because one of the places we hit was bucky's and that was the greatest gas station
i've ever been into my entire life. He finally has a gas station now.
That's dope. It is basically
a gas station on steroids.
I guess the easiest way to say it, it's like
a Target thrown in. No, it's like a Walmart.
Like a Walmart mega store. Everything
is there. Food halls. They sell a bunch of merchandise.
Remember how Matt was talking about
that really cool gas station on the border of California
and Nevada and how big that one was?
Yeah. Terrible. Multiply that by like three and then you have Bucky's and the location that really cool gas station on the border of California and Nevada and how big that one was.
Multiply that by three and then you have Buc-ee's. The location
he went to is I think the biggest one in
Texas. If I took him this long, I'm surprised.
You should have taken him there first and then go bar
hopping or something. The reason
we went out there is because that
was in Katy, Texas.
That is actually the second biggest Buc-ee's in the
state. First one is about two and a half
hours for me. We went over there in Katy because they wanted to check out some of the houses and
the suburbs over there.
So I figured, let's do that.
We'll hit Buc-ee's on the way back.
And then the steakhouse we went to, which was our last restaurant.
That looked dope.
The best restaurant we've ever been to in our entire lives.
It was amazing.
That's awesome.
Okay, so that's cool.
Keep on posting, man, on your Instagram. I don't get it. You're going to games now, a ton of games. It was amazing. That's awesome. Okay, so that's cool. Keep on posting, man, on your Instagram.
I don't get it.
You're going to games now, a ton of games.
Behind the scenes.
Yeah, you're behind the scenes.
You need to start posting more online.
Can I vent something to Tyler as a fellow big guy who's trying to lose weight?
I don't know if Tyler's trying to lose weight, but with Instagram, sometimes it's hard to
find a good photo to post because you feel insecure about some of the stuff you post.
I think Tyler, though, you're a sports guy. You're in front of these stadiums.
Let's see pictures of you, man.
You're doing your silly pose in front of Minute Maid or something.
If you notice, the stuff he posted on
Tailgater Sports... Which he did a really good job
on, by the way. I want to give you a prop on that.
He's a smart man. He took fan photos.
Tons of good content. That was really good.
He was never the focal point of it.
Tailgater Sports. It wasn't about me.
I was there getting content for
the people yeah that's good all right okay yeah but yeah i do that at coachella too like you know
because people dress up i'll take a bunch of photos of just crazy concert goers and that stuff
does well share a little bit of that on your personal one are you sharing some of that stuff
for your station that you're working at? Yeah, so a bunch of the
fan photos I took last night,
I included it in a blog post I
wrote about the game as a whole this morning.
I forgot about the Heavy T Facebook
page. Yeah, by the way, that was one of
the best baseball games I've ever been to.
It was just incredible.
Did you see the comment he got, the hate comment
he got when he posted the Dodgers chanting
Let's Go Dodgers? And he's like, oh, I thought I left this stupid chant
back in Los Angeles. Someone, some
random was like, suck a C, fatso.
Damn.
Alright. Well, we'll move on. We'll go
into the news. North Korea has
banned bullets, nose piercings,
and skinny jeans. Now,
you would think Greg Gorey was running North Korea,
but no, it's Kim Jong-un.
Dude, are people getting bullets?
Like, they're getting them ironically, right?
Not because they want to get them.
I don't know, man.
Because they think it looks cool.
I think it's 50-50 right now.
Because they think it's funny.
It's a goof, right?
I think some people are getting it because they think it's a goof and funny, but then
I think others are copying them.
It's crossing that line where the novelty funny aspect is now bleeding into people thinking it's like a thing because there's tons
of football players and hockey players that are doing professional athletes usually like the big
ass linemen like every football team has at least one big white lineman with a mullet yeah and that's
kind of spewing i had a mullet for a chunk of last year right during the quarantine i think that's
kind of what happened is everybody kind of had like the long hair growing out like back in the day i had the soccer mullet you know when
i played soccer but we were i mean that's when mullets were actually in style i think there's
now it's just a joke right there's a wave of them because so many people grew out their hair during
quarantine yeah like that's what i did my hair grew out during quarantine and i was like on my
way out i had a bachelor party so i was like hey before i buzz it let's have a mullet for a month
or so so i think that's kind of what's happening.
It's been a big sports thing too, like Eric said,
because all we've really had for entertainment has been the live sports.
And so you see the guys with the long hair, the flow, the lettuce or whatever.
And so I think there's been a big thing about that.
But I do agree.
It's gone from sort of ironic, like, oh, I've got a mullet to check out my fancy mullets.
And large frame sunglasses.
Those Pit Vipers, real popular right now.
That's the look.
Interesting, because Randy has those glasses,
and Randy also wanted a mullet.
Well, I'm trying to get a lot of mullet.
But it's an ironic thing.
I mean, it's not like I don't think I'm Jose Canseco
and just massively built dude can pull that off, you know?
But it's funny.
I feel like a lot of people are trying to embrace the 80s.
You get a mullet, people are going to think you're Samoan.
For sure.
I wouldn't mind that.
I mean, if you also add in the fact that also Doc Martens are back in style,
wallet chains are back in style,
maybe people are kind of going that late 80s, early 90s vibe.
I think people are starting to realize that the newer fashion was kind of whack.
So let's take some notes from people before us.
Well, the newer fashion was just be plain as possible like super simple it
was very minimalistic yeah it was like pastel like early 70s yeah um so i guess you can't go
to north korea if you have a mola guys so scratch that off the list of your of your next travel
there goes my skinny jeans too you guys want to go to food news yeah
shout out to the gucci restaurant that i went to i know your
sister went there abort and i just went there just recently if you want to see what it looks like
it's on my instagram at menace m-e-n-a-c-e under my reels and it was quite delicious i had a gucci
hamburger oh so did my sister when she went last year yes and it's not ridiculously expensive so
people might think like oh gucci you, they sell handbags for $3,000, $4,000 minimum.
The restaurant, not too badly priced.
It's on Rodeo in Beverly Hills if you want to go.
It does take a minute to get a reservation, but I highly recommend it.
And it's a very nice, fancy place too.
Yeah, it's super cool.
You want to go on to All In, All Out.
Pringles has Wendy's Spicy Chicken Chips.
All In, All Out.
I'm all in.
I'm all in as well, as long as it tastes like it.
Yeah, I think they did a hamburger one, cheeseburger one not that long ago,
and I really enjoyed that one.
They did a really good job at replicating that, so I'm down for that.
I'm down to try it.
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You can now get Girl Scout Thin Mint
Ice Cream Cones all in,
all out. Oh, hell yeah.
That sounds awesome.
Thin Mint is going to be hard to think about.
I used to not like Thin Mints, but they grew on me
as an adult. I don't know why. I used to not like
the whole mint chocolate stuff. I can understand.
I wasn't a big fan of mint ice
cream, like the flavor, but I kind of like it now.
As an adult now?
Yeah, man.
I love it.
Oh, Shamrock shakes?
Hell yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Mint chip was my go-to ice cream as a kid.
Yeah.
But now I'm all about chocolate peanut butter.
It's still my go-to ice cream.
Oh, yeah.
Peanut butter, chocolate peanut butter, Reese's, cups, anything.
Cookie dough.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I love ice cream.
Now, oh, I want to shout out real quick.
Our friends at Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, I saw that they posted online that they're going
to have their own Crocs.
I did see that as well.
I did see that.
That's pretty awesome.
Also, they announced that they have their own weed-infused seltzer.
I'm all in on that.
It's lemon-flavored.
Yeah.
You can see it on their Instagram page that they set up for it. It's called Pabst Labs. And I can't wait to try it. I'm going to on that. It's lemon flavored. Yeah. You can see it on their Instagram page that they set up for it.
It's called Pabst Labs.
And I can't wait to try it.
I'm going to check that out.
But going back to Crocs real quick, Hidden Valley Ranch Crocs now, all in, all out.
I'm all in for that.
Yes.
Nope.
I'm all in the Croc phase.
We found out that Bort is the only one off board with the Crocs though, right?
Yeah.
Anti-Croc.
I don't know why though.
I don't get it.
Why?
It's weird. He has a sandals thing, dude. We've been over this. He. Anti-Croc. I don't know why, though. I don't get it. Why? It's weird.
He has a sandals thing, dude. We've been over this.
He doesn't like sandals. I don't like sandals. I don't like
slides. I don't like flip-flops.
But I don't understand. This is not
aimed at you. This is just everyone in general who dislikes
sandals. I don't understand what's the hate behind sandals.
There are people who are violently
like, oh, it's so
ugly and dumb. I get it. Just because you don't
trim your nails in a quarter decade or something doesn't mean we can't enjoy sandals and flip-flops. Because it's so ugly. I get it. Look, just because you haven't trimmed your nails in like, what, like a quarter decade
or something doesn't mean we can't enjoy sandals.
Because it's always those creepy, nasty people that are wearing like the sandals from 30
years ago.
They're completely disgusting.
They haven't cleaned anything.
That sounds like well-built sandals.
It's super nasty.
And then also the Crocs.
I don't like the little pin things that they put in them.
It's dumb.
What do they call it? Charms. Yeah, some charms. Like giblets or something? Oh, I don't like the little pin things that they put in them. It's dumb. What do they call it?
Charms.
Yeah, get some charms.
Is it like giblets or something?
Oh, I don't know.
No, charms.
I don't put those on mine.
Sweet, I might as well add some flares or like a spirit flare to my vest and crap.
Charm game got to be strong.
I know.
All right, check this out.
All in, all out.
Chipotle, former employer of Randy.
That's right.
Are now testing mini churrosros mini churro bites they can
take with you i'm all in i'm down for miniature sweets in any capacity i love churros i love
these churros i'm down dude i'm down i've actually been eating at chipotle more than i have in years
this past month it's so damn good heck yeah all right board i have some food news for you
everybody can sit back if they want nowside Foods has announced they're dropping its lab meat chicken later this year.
Now, it's called slaughter-free chicken.
Now, this is not plant-based, but it does not hurt animals.
It is made from cells.
Are you all in, all out?
That's interesting.
So it's like fake?
It's fake meat, but its origins are from animals. Yeah. So it's like fake? It's fake meat but its origins
are from animals.
So they're cloning meat.
It's meat clones. Nope, I'm out.
Really? Nope, I'm out.
I'm not getting into that
Blade Runner-ish. I remember when this
first started, they first started trying to make this.
My first date with my girlfriend, we talked
about science chicken nuggets
and now it's finally here and I'm like, I'll try it, dude.
That was your first date conversation.
We were talking about...
She goes, I really want to hang out with this guy.
Four years later, here we are.
That's a Randy conversation for sure. Hey, my name's
Randy. Nice to meet you. I'm a radio
guy. Hi, I work on the World Show.
I'm not Tyler. I don't drop the radio thing on chicks.
Hey, this is a great place to rent right now. By the way,
do you know that they're cloning meat?
What are your thoughts on lab meat?
You think this is a real chicken tender or a clone chicken tender?
You see, the way I see that meat production is going in these years,
I see that cloning is the future.
Look, your options are either, if we're being realistic,
for what, the next couple decades,
your options are either eating bugs,
because they're the most easily sustainable,
or making science genetic chicken.
Or plant-based meat. So I'm all for chicken.
Or plant-based meat.
But I want flavor.
I don't want...
There's flavor in it.
All right, Tyler, you're going to be eating that chicken, right?
I actually might rather go with the plant-based meat.
What?
Hell yeah.
Yeah, no way.
He's not going to buy that for one second.
Scientific clone chicken.
Dude, heavy trash can.
Okay, so you're telling me heavy titty trash can over here
is not
down for science
genetic chicken. However, he
gobbles down the most toxic bread
on the earth for you. Sugar-infused
bread. This is the dude who wasn't going to get vaccinated because
he was waiting for them to work the kinks out.
It was like a generation thing.
As if the scientists in the lab are some sort of relief pitcher in the minors trying to figure out his
throws well hold on some of those scientists are too bright i mean look at sea bass all right
come on i just think tyler's logic is a little flawed all right we'll move on to something that
tyler does love why are you hating on him for what he played i believe in my personal health
i i totally understand where you're coming from.
You've been about that life.
But Tyler standing here being like, I would never stoop that low.
I know.
I'm full of ish.
All right.
I'm going to move on to some movie news that I know that Tyler will be all in on.
Fast and Furious is finally out.
Yes.
F9.
Yes.
Overseas.
Has already made $160 million overseas. Has already made $160 million overseas.
It does not hit America
until June 25th.
Dude, what is up with that?
Why is that, though?
Did they do that because they calculate
around that time everything would be open?
Probably.
We have to wait. I'm sure there's some bootlegs
out there already, but I'll wait to see him.
Crisp HD quality.
Tyler.
So are you going to go to the theater to watch Fast 9 or what?
I definitely plan on it.
I mean, he's been hyping up like how he's like a super fan, you know?
Oh, dude.
Fast and Furious, like he lives and dies by his family.
I live my life by like a quarter mile at a time. Now, will he go to the theater to see it? He'll probably say by his family. I live my life by a quarter mile at a time.
Now, will he go to the theater to see it?
He'll probably say something came up.
He can't make it or work or something.
I don't think he'll be there.
I'll go, and this will probably end up being the first movie
I've ever seen at the movie theater alone.
And I'm totally fine with that.
Well, it's funny that Tyler says, go alone.
Dude, you're not on Tinder or anything?
Yeah, what's up?
You're not on Bumble?
No, no, no no i am but
to be 100 perfectly honest and i know it's plenty of fish i'm grinding i'm working i'm not here
hi it's i'm not even i don't want to show my strength okay okay well that last part is somewhat
true anyways i'm just really busy i've this week week alone. I stay. I've worked.
I've worked probably about fifty hours a week, and it's already Thursday.
It's only Thursday, and I've worked about fifty hours between hours.
Oh, I'm just saying that I don't necessarily have time for something like
that.
It now look if it happens great, but for right now I don't have time.
Tyler will meet his next girlfriend in the mall he works in.
Heck yeah.
Hot dog on a stick.
She was built like a lemon.
That unfortunately will not happen
because hot dog and stick is not out here.
Texas is so great.
Deep in the heart of Texas,
my ass, man.
Cinnabons and Antianza is still out here. Oh damn, son. Yeah. All right. Deep in the heart of Texas, my ass, man. Come on. Panda Express. Hey, but Cinnabons and Antiennes is still out here, so let's go.
Oh, damn, son.
Cinnabons.
I bet she's at the Antiennes right now, man.
Go get them Cinnabons, bro.
She's probably, her wife is right there. She's probably resting on the counter eating the samples because she's like, well, I can't
let these go cold.
Yeah.
She's there waiting for you, buddy.
Cinnabon glaze.
Just holler at her, dude.
Nasty bitch.
Just do it.
Tech news.
You guys want some tech news?
Yes.
All right.
Now, Instagram said they finally gave what Kanye has been asking for, giving you the
option not to show likes.
All in or all out?
I guess I'm all out.
It seems kind of pointless.
I thought that was the whole big thing about the likes.
That's what people want.
Dude, I'm fine with it.
Screw it. It makes people crazy and dumb for no reason i i'm fine
with it like this way if you're the person you still know people like your stuff you can get
some comments or whatever it's dumb no one needs those like numbers yeah it's from from a social
platform standpoint if if you know that people are going to the app for quote-unquote validation or
to whatever in those endorphins on likes and stuff.
Doesn't seem kind of foolish though, to take that away. Absolutely. And I'll tell you what is so
ridiculous because I went to the guy who runs Instagram. He has his account. His name is Adam
and I follow him online and he posted the announcement and all the comments are like,
yes, yes, that's what's up blah blah blah and i went through
every comment and i looked at those people's pages and guess what they didn't do turn off the likes
so it sounds cool in theory kind of like mcdonald's all day breakfast they're like oh hell
yeah i want mcdonald's breakfast all day and then no one did it and then it's like wait it's 3 p.m
i don't want to make it you know what i've been noticing a lot, too? I did it, too. I think I did have a McMuffin at 11 p.m.
Like one time.
Yeah, like one time, though.
It cost double the price, man.
It wasn't worth it.
I know.
Or they'd be like, oh, something's not working.
I'm like, yeah, I'll go.
Sure, it's not.
I think you mentioned this, too, though, that it seems that a lot of social pages and or
sort of like, you know, platforms are sort of diverting away from letting people get
free recognition or free uh
you know stat pumping because i feel like now a lot of reach is like dialed back yeah so much
unless you pay for it i would figure if i'm an instagram page with a buttload of followers and
not a whole lot of interaction i would totally disable the likes that way it's like you're not
seeing how people are liking my stuff now you just see oh i have xyz amount of followers and
then you could totally spin it nowadays with the,
oh, it's not about those who like you.
It's about you being blah, blah.
I think everybody's just going to move over to TikTok
like they have been doing.
Follow me on TikTok, by the way.
MenaceFM if you have TikTok.
Also, there was some other major Instagram news
and Twitter news, by the way.
Our friend Bort is no longer Skywarp Saint
on Instagram
or Twitter wait what
hold on what
breaking news everybody breaking
I'm going to confirm we have a new username
a simplified username
that you can follow
when did this change Bort Smagotes
we had a power meeting about simplifying
the name yep you can now
follow Bort at Saint bortz on instagram and
twitter let's say i can't even start with wow yep saint bort i like saint bort very easy has my own
name in it i uh i was having a conversation with someone earlier this week about setting up road
blocks in your own path and not to be that person that keeps you from progressing forward i'm like i have a name
that's been given to me i've had it for years it's not going away why don't i integrate it into all
my social media it's dumb just do it his name bort yes so you can find it saint bort instagram
twitter search bort or saint it'll show up so there you go i have an honest question did boondock
saints influence the saint part i
don't see board being a fan of the boondocks well boondocks i kind of like but he's referring to
boondock saints oh yeah okay oh that movie yes exactly i do like the movie but no it doesn't
have to do with that it's the fact that come on tyler i'm a good guy i'm a nice person i help
i am a saint you always helped me in my time of need when i needed help back at the station same board i
like it i am your personal jesus as well yeah so because skywarp saint you know i don't really
spell that well i had no idea well also it worked years ago when i was big playing xbox live because
it was good in the gamer tag realm it didn't have numbers it didn't have anything it was a straight
name that you could just go with but i just kept it it doesn't really work anymore now so all right it's gone it took a couple years
to get eric on board with a new username on instagram okay well we finally we finally got
him down to a simple name which is really good e soundwave that's perfect yeah but um let's uh
rewind this podcast to about uh you know let's say uh 15 20 minutes to the beginning of it where
menace said hey look at all these headaches because eric's name is also nick soundwave
and i'm on tons of emails that don't match up and i gotta explain myself to every single person
yeah so that just happened recently where um we were because eric is a huge fan of lazy dog
restaurant yes love it he loves lazy dog. You're part of the beer club.
You signed up way before Lazy Dog even got involved with the Woody Show
or What's New Pod.
And so they heard the last podcast
where you're talking about
how you're part of the beer club
and they sent over email
and they go,
hey, that's cool that Eric guy
is a fan of Lazy Dog dog we would like to you know
get him a be a part of the commercials and stuff like that i know that uh menace is mentioning this
other guy nick soundwave on the commercial should should they all do it together what's going on
with that so i had to reply back no it's the same person same guy well let's not forget the whole
reason why he's named this
is because woody couldn't remember your name like your third day here yeah but i think e soundwave
because you have eric yeah it works you have the e in there and then you have sound to be honest
dude the big hang up is the nick part like nick's not my name i have i have a buddy named nick and
he listens to the show his girlfriend or his fiancee now is a huge fan so he texted me right hey nick and i'm like you
so like he sound wave he sound wave yeah he sound waves what is on instagram now he sound
waves a good culmination a good not easy not he sound wave on other platforms though which uh
upsets me but twitter's my safe space okay sound wave on instagram underscore roberts
level now i've i would like to have this happen i don't know how we can have this happen we need one guy's approval to make this happen but can we just retire the nick parts
like let's like i i go by sound wave we all call you we we all call you even what he calls you
wave or sound wave or eric e sound wave eric sound wave doesn't matter i'm cool with killing it i
just don't know if he gets brought up on the the woody show what do i do you know i have to explain who he is but he doesn't get brought up
though no it won't but um the funny thing is so back when we were going through randy's social
media debacle and his his on-air nicknames on stuff people still gets hit people still mess up
his username because it's randall not rall. Not Randall, it's Randall.
Randall.
Randall.
Well, it looks like Randall.
It looks like Randall.
Yeah.
Randall.
So, so.
You guys can't read either.
He's trying to go by a different name.
You just can't pronounce.
He's trying to go by a different name on his on-air shifts on the radio here in Los Angeles.
And now it comes up.
Woody, he gets brought in and Woody's like, hey, man.
Randy's like, I just don't like being called by it. randy's or woody says well okay well done don't we'll
change it up what are we going to call you and then i'm back here i'm like well for changing
nicknames oh i remember that day brett brings it up to woody he's like well no we're not changing
his nickname because i gave him that that's right our program director gave me that nick
he's like how about you go by ran man Randman? And so I did an entire weekend.
I did an entire weekend of Randman.
Oh, that is bad.
It didn't help that your social media was Randman, though.
So this is why my name changed today.
These are the list of names.
It's changing once on everything.
That's it.
I'm not going to have the Randy50 name change issue.
Okay, let's park it here, though.
The only reason why it works for you, though, is because it's Bort.
If you tried using Brett, I'm sure brett would be have much more
limitations because brett is a common oh no no no board had a ridiculous amount of limitations
online like it was a struggle and the fine saint board luckily it was saint board look it was either
that or el borto rules okay it was one of the two i was the only eric underscore roberts on instagram
it's probably gone now it's probably gone now. It's probably gone.
Yeah.
Sorry, man.
RIP.
So just to clarify everybody's usernames now.
So we have-
Wait, why is everyone attacking me if Randy still has the terrible username?
No, I don't.
Mother F entirely changes his crap all the time.
Yeah, he did just change his too.
What the hell?
I wanted to change it to reflect my current status, right?
You guys are so caught up in the past.
It's time to wake up and realize it's time for a new age, a new age of crapping on Tyler
Moore.
Not me, because I don't do that.
He's stupid things.
Well, maybe if you did more, we'd stop crapping on you.
Producer Heavy T is still pretty bad.
But hey, it's Randall.
How?
What?
How is that?
Okay, fine.
All right, fine.
Let's I'm not going to change it. I'm not going to change it.
I'm not going to change it because I'm tired of you guys bitching about it.
And Rando's being like, how do I spell Randall?
The best part is this has been his username for so long now.
Yeah.
And people haven't figured it out.
But everyone's like, how do you spell Randall?
I don't know.
Dickhead, use your spell check.
Anyways.
Why don't you just do Hey, it's Randy.
Because Hey, it's Randy's not available.
You didn't know anything about hates Randy?
Dude, what about an underscore?
Hey, it's Randy.
Then he puts me through a number.
Then Menace puts me through a number.
See, I had to avoid that too.
I had to avoid that.
Numbers, everything.
If I choose Randman, it's like,
well, I thought you weren't going by Randman, Randy.
If I put an underscore, Menace throws me off the balcony.
If I do Randall, as Randall's commonly spelled, in about, I don't know, 85% of the world,
it's Randall, Randy.
Randall.
What if you do hey, it's Randy with a three instead of an E?
Yeah, I'm sure everyone's going to love that.
Man.
So bad.
What's our social media handles again?
Okay, yeah.
We're giving menace a brain aneurysm.
Same board.
E sound wave
menace super hard and then uh we have producer heavy t which is stupid and then we have okay
hey is rendow it is not stop people are gonna start looking my people are gonna start looking
my shit up with an accent they'll be like i tried i tried using the nn in the mexican
in like a spanish language and I can't find your name.
I'm like, it's not Randall.
It's Randall.
Hey, it's Randall.
It's Randall.
Everyone's got to think of a pretentious douchebag.
He's like, Randy, why does your name have
like an Italian-French sort of sound?
Randall.
Randall.
As you're holding a cup of coffee,
as you're doing that move in your head.
I can't drink coffee now?
Oh, my God.
Pick you up, bitches.
Let's go. Follow me, girlfriend, on at Randall. You can't drink coffee now? Oh my god. Pick you up, bitches. Let's go.
Follow me, girlfriend. I'm at Randall.
You guys treat me like I'm Greg or something.
Or I'm like, it's Randall.
Say it right. A TV show on the next
Randall. Again, if you
were to choose my name forever, my permanent name,
what would it have been then? If you guys are so
on me for Randall. Well, I have
to see what's available. I don't know. I could come
up with something way better. You guys don't think I
looked for what was available? I even hit
up someone who could get me a name and it was like $5,000.
Let me see if I can find something.
I mean,
you kind of lucked out though. Although you don't like Soundwave,
at least Soundwave. There was a couple people
who had Soundwave already. I can also
confirm that Eric underscore Roberts is
now taken. That's
actually pretty upsetting. See, you should have done what I
did. But Eric, you should do
Roberts with a zero as an O.
I had Eric underscore Roberts on Instagram.
It looks like Randy
Radio is available, but you know, whatever.
Randy Radio sounds like
such a douche name.
I also got Randy Odd Airs available.
You put me on the spot.
You know what happens if I choose rainy radio, then Brett goes,
Oh wait, Randy, what do you want to get?
Are you on the radio?
Randy?
Yeah.
That's what he goes.
Damn right.
That's why my Instagram handle says this.
Sound like somebody not committed to radio.
Did you say Randy on air is available?
Why, why are we not switching to that?
Okay.
For starters, Randy on air is available on Twitter, but it's not available on Instagram.
I just looked.
It's available on Instagram. One of them is not available on the other. If you choose that Twitter, but it's not available on Instagram. No, I just looked. It's available on Instagram.
No, one of them is not available on the other.
If you choose that one, then it just doesn't sound right.
Remember I had that for once?
I had on air Randy or something, and you guys were like, that doesn't sound right.
Randy is a dick is available.
Okay, well, Randy's a dick.
Randy, they're both available right now.
They probably got purged.
It lives on.
I'm not getting more new usernames.
I'm not going through this nightmare again.
All right.
Everyone, just something that you guys like.
A little bit of sports news.
We had so much fun with the Giltinis.
Yes.
Shout out to the Giltinis.
Hell yeah.
SoFi Stadium.
They had the very first live sporting event that people could attend.
It happened at SoFi Stadium.
It was so much fun.
But we're going to be hanging out with them once again June 13th.
You can get tickets for only $20 at the Coliseum. It was so much fun, but we're going to be hanging out with them once again June 13th.
You can get tickets for only $20 at the Coliseum, and it's going to be so much fun.
So we're going to be going to their practices once again.
I'm going to try to kick a ball next time that we go.
I want to challenge Eric to drop kick a rugby ball.
I want to see him try to do it.
It's a special kick, or I want to see you get lifted.
That would be fun.
Oh, yeah. When they lift the other players, it's a trip. Yeah, because he's the right try to do it. It's a special kick. Or I want to see you get lifted. That would be fun. Oh, yeah.
When they lift the other players, it's a trip.
Because he's the right size to be lifted.
God knows I can't be lifted, but I can lift you.
Just to explain getting lifted is,
imagine a quarterback is throwing a ball, right?
Yeah.
And all the other players run up behind another player,
lift them up in the air to catch the ball.
Yeah.
It's awesome. Think of it like in soccer when they're throwing the ball,
except that you need to coordinate with your offensive team
which guy's going to jump up.
It's like a cheer squad catching a pass.
Yeah, and so the defense has to kind of guess which guy's going to go up.
That's why you see them running around and throwing a bunch of these balls.
That's so weird, man.
The second I think I understand what's going on,
they do something different, and I'm like,
what the hell?
That scrum thing? Why didn't somebody
just pick up the ball? I know. Come on.
That's why you had the hookers.
If you want to see what it's about,
$20 just to get in.
Coliseum, June 13th.
It's going to be super fun. Guess who they're playing?
They're playing Houston, everybody.
Oh, the Sabre guys.
Yes.
Houston never leaves us, guys.
And what was that other thing?
Oh, I was thinking of maybe checking out an LAFC game on June 19th.
And guess who they're playing?
Houston Dynamo.
Houston Dynamo.
Oh, my God.
We can't escape this dick.
He's everywhere.
Dude, catch a flight.
Be their ball boy or something.
I know.
Guys, I want to be there with you.
Handle your sack of balls. Can you imagine these big buff guys when they're sweaty ass towel with their bags
if tyler was smart and he got in with these guys i'm sure he could hop a flight with them yeah dude
he loves sports loves gobbling up all that media dude we have people that hop flights all the time
in our building that will like just take off with the chargers and go with them and then come back
the same day what a dream if tyler used some and go with them and then come back the same day. What a dream.
If Tyler used some of his brain
power, he'd be doing the same thing.
I might have to hit up a flight
with the Astros.
I'll come in.
It sounds like a good idea until I forget
about it.
Do it, man. That's why you do this job.
Do those type of things.
Yeah, I'm contemplating would you guys
be down if we could get in absolutely lafc game june 19th isn't it crazy though looking back
on what like a year ago we couldn't even think about going to the store and now we're like
planning out games i know yeah man and then they announced that the rams are going to have the very
first full capacity game at sofi stadium that's's going to be awesome. That's so crazy.
And yeah, we got to figure out what games we're going to go to because, you know, we're
partners with the Chargers.
All of them.
Yeah.
Every game that we can get into, that's going to be awesome.
So much fun.
Super Bowl.
I can't wait.
WrestleMania.
I can't wait.
Hell yeah.
June 15th here in at least California, everything's supposed to be open.
I know across the country, you know,ler's having a grand old time everywhere eating dinosaurs and stuff in texas but we've been deprived here in california
and i can't wait for everything to open up and they just like hang out also in vegas with listeners
i mean the last thing we did was at morongo and thank you for the people that came out there
but it wasn't like a full capacity thing where we're like, hey, we put out email blasts everywhere
and told everybody to come out. It was just like
the group of people that listened to this podcast.
On top of that, too, based off of how
the NHL playoffs are going, there is a very
strong chance that Vegas might have a playoff game
the night we're there.
That's going to be crazy. We need to pray.
Vegas, Minnesota, Game
7 this Friday. If Vegas
wins, they move on to the next round. We'll be
playing when we're there. Yeah, that's
awesome. Some point of the weekend. I mean, there'll
be plenty of sports going on, but I want to
see the city of Vegas with a
hometown game. Oh, yeah, that'd be a good chance to
get some good content. Yeah.
We're interviewing some drunks.
We're drunk. Tell me what you think about the team.
Yeah, that'd be fun. Eric and I were talking
about, though, if we're there with a playoff environment,
a drunk Tyler, he might buy himself a hat.
A Golden Knights hat.
I wouldn't put it past him.
Going Knights.
Is there lids in this Miracle Mile?
Yeah.
I could go behind the counter.
I could stitch it.
Eric, you mean store number 07658?
Yeah, that one's down over there.
Let me jump on the embroidery machine.
Let me give her a whirl.
You know what, guys? You guys
go on without me. I'll catch up with you in 10 minutes. What are you doing?
I'm going to hop behind the counter.
I'm going to show these guys how we do it in Houston. They're swamped.
Who's this random
sweaty guy on the
cash register? Whatever. I'm just
making lots of money.
To you, player.
Speaking about random
questions, I looked up some random questions
online and i want to ask you if an animal could talk i know we're switching gears here
if an animal could talk who do you think would be the rudest animal and i'm going to jump in first
so give you guys some time to think i would think out of all animals the rudest animal to me would
be a cat because cats are kind of aloof and
they don't seem like they actually care about you.
Right.
So if they could talk, I think they would be the most stuck up.
It's funny you mentioned cats because mine is a feline creature.
I say tigers.
I feel like tigers are very pretentious.
They're like, yeah, I'm a tiger.
I'm a tiger.
I'm a tiger.
What are you?
What are you again?
Oh, yeah, I can kill you.
That's right.
Yeah.
I'm a tiger.
I'm very high up on the food chain. Exactly. Eric, you're super into animals. I'm thinking a goat. What are you again? Oh, yeah, I can kill you. That's right. I'm a tiger. I'm very high up on the food chain.
Exactly.
Eric, you're super into animals.
I'm thinking a goat.
A goat?
Goats are assholes, man.
True.
Goats are loud.
They kick.
I've shared this a billion times on the Woody Show.
My family used to have a goat back in the day named Bumper, and that goat was a freaking
a-hole, dude.
If they're not headbutting you, they're being annoying and just in the background.
Hey.
Or they're trying to eat your clothes.
Yeah, like those are dicks.
Close second, though, straight came to mind was Goose, Geese.
Geese?
Oh, true.
That was going to be my pick, Geese.
Sorry, Tyler, my bad.
I think the reason why I held back on Geese was Geese just seem aggressive.
They don't seem like they're jerks.
A jerk would be more like, I don't know, I feel like me to talk to you like yeah like me kind of mocking yeah exactly
yeah he'd be like hey what's up loser yeah i feel like an eagle would be really would be really
douchey what you doing down there buddy huh i'd say a hyena because hyenas already laugh at
everything anyway they just laugh at you for being stupid to mock you all right all right
um i have another question what is the best room in your house?
Now, I'll go again first because I didn't give you guys a heads up on these questions.
I'll say the best room in my house is actually my closet.
Now, I have a walk-in closet that I've made into a studio.
Yeah.
And I don't know.
I spend a lot of time in the closet, which sounds weird.
I do a lot of work.
I do a lot of work in the closet which sounds weird um i do a lot of work i do a lot of work in the closet so i would say my closet is the best part of my house right now dude i used to get drunk when i
lived in my fraternity house and sleep in closets like we had a we had we had a closet in one of
the rooms that had like little flashy lights and pillows set up so you go knock out in a closet i
can't i can't make funny because i i used to do that too yeah um speaking about closets and getting drunk um one time i got home and i was kind of drunk
and uh i used to live with a guy who had a straight up bulletproof vest in his closet
and one time he was on the phone he said if you want to kill me come kill me you know where i live
and i go wait a minute i live here too so what i did was he didn't know that i overheard him
and i was kind of buzzed and so i was a little paranoid so what i did was i went into my room
and i made my bed and then i went and i slept in the closet so when if you open the door real quick
you just think that no one was in there but i was actually sleeping in the closet so that's a smart
move yeah that's my closet story just walk in and just unload the clip on the bed.
It looks like an empty room.
See, I would screw myself, though, because I'd be like, wait a second.
Wait, there's somebody in here.
But I think, well, I live in an apartment right now.
One of the rooms I can't even go into because it's my roommate's room.
So I think I would say, out of the living room kitchen, I would say my room.
It's just nice.
I got nice old breeze going.
Nice little setup.
Best room in my apartment.
There's like two of them.
Probably the room I sleep in.
The bathroom is the size of my,
you know.
What do you think, Bort? What about you?
I'd say my
quote unquote toy room. I was about to say,
it's got to be a themed room for Brett.
Yeah, I mean, I love my couch
in my living room. I love the view.
I love my bedroom, but like, my toy room is like my safe space, man. I have all my stuff in there. I love my couch in my living room. I love the view. I love my bedroom. But my toy room is like my safe space, man.
I have all my stuff in there.
I have my desk.
I just lay on the floor in there.
There's no allergens.
There's no nothing.
If I'm having trouble breathing from all my other asthma crap, dude, I go in there and
just lay.
I'm like, this is clean in here.
It's like the clean room and stuff.
Heck yeah.
Yeah.
Tyler?
It's got to be my living room.
It's got my TV.
It's got all my gaming stuff. It's got my TV. It's got all my gaming stuff.
It's got my laptop.
It's all my electronics.
Oh, yeah.
You dress it up a little bit.
You have some posters and some framed stuff on there.
What does it look like now?
Explain to the listeners.
Just the two sides.
What's the signs you have up there?
It's the Ocean Avenue and Falcons Drive side.
That's it.
You haven't got any Texas decal yet? I find that hard to believe. No. You put have up there. It's the ocean Avenue and Falcons drive side. That's it. You haven't got any Texas decal yet.
I find that hard to believe.
So here's,
here's my thing.
No,
that's all I have right there.
And the reason is,
is because when my lease is up,
I've already been here six months.
I don't want to set up everything and then just have to move it six months
later.
I'd rather just wait.
So are you going to move out for real after?
Yeah.
I'm going to move to another apartment
because one thing I
want to it's you know,
to be perfectly honest, it's
okay. Yes, part of it is the roaches
not going to lie, but
the other big part of it
is I have to have a washer
dryer unit in my apartment. Oh,
yeah, you're sweating 24 seven
did. Yeah, you're changing like three times a day. Dude, the summer months are coming is going to get brutal, dude,
man, summer in Texas. I can't, I could not imagine how far away are you from the radio
station right now? About 10 minutes. So I want to still live in the general area,
but I want a washer dryer in unit. So I mean, it's, it's hot enough to where it's actually
not even hot. It's just super humid to the point where apparently some of the local frogs down by the little
bayou that's about a quarter mile from me found one chilling on my porch the other day.
Put the frog in your apartment.
You have a pet frog.
It'll eat the roaches.
Oh my God.
We just fixed the problem.
That's what I told my mom because I was talking about it and she's like, no, if you do it, I'm never coming to visit you
because that's gross.
Why are you listening to your mom?
You live on your own in Texas.
He's always on the phone with his mom.
Tyler, so you're telling me...
I don't hit anyone on that.
I talk to my mom once every day, at least one call.
What if your mom said no to the frog you just found on the phone?
Okay, mom, I won't unclick.
Guess what? I have a frog.
It's in the tub. Wait, Tyler, so you're telling me that you have
a solution to your roach problem
and a way for your mom not to come bug you
in Texas?
I love my mom and that's rude.
I have to also figure out a way to
capture said frog and bring it inside.
Just grab a piece of cardboard
and push it into your house.
Tyler could totally be a frog dude.
Oh, 100%.
Oh, yeah, I got a pet.
I got a frog.
This is Frogbert.
When you get off work at Auntie Anne's, you want to come over and see my frog?
You want to come pet my toad?
You want me, Franklin?
Knowing Tyler, though, yeah.
You don't want to kiss my toad.
It's a good thing you mentioned that.
Knowing him, he probably doesn't know the difference between a toad and a frog.
He probably has some fat-ass horned toad on his porch or something.
Oh, the poisonous ones.
Let's give him a wart so he picks it up.
I want to see how this man's up.
That's right.
Tyler, lick it to see what happens.
Yeah, do it.
Also, join us June 5th in Las Vegas to see Tyler's wart hands.
Hashtag wart hands. Hashtag wart hands. Poop fist wart hands. Hashtag wart hands.
Hashtag wart hands. Poop fist
wart hands. Poop fist wart hands.
He's a wart hog. New username, poop fist
wart hands. Poop fist wart hands.
Tyler, think about this one, man.
Think about the odds. If you kiss the frog,
maybe it turned into a beautiful milk mama.
And if it doesn't, then
it's just a frog.
Alright. Yeah, June 5th. And if it doesn't, then it's just a frog. All right.
Yeah.
June 5th.
I'm telling you, you've been locked up in your house.
Come hang out with us.
Go to Vegas.
Get in your car.
Get a cheap hotel room.
Just be out and about.
Enjoy some drinks.
Hang out with us.
June 5th at Lazy Dog.
Las Vegas Boulevard from noon to 1 p.m.
The day before that, we're going to have a meetup to 1 p.m. the day before that.
We're going to have a meetup at 8 p.m. location TBT,
but we'll give you the information definitely before we release the last podcast,
before we hang out in Las Vegas.
Also, if you want that information sooner, just go to the Woody Show Facebook group,
which we do not run.
It is run by listeners.
Just join it.
It's a lot of fun.
A lot of people hanging out in there if you're not part of that group.
Big shout out to The Boardcast with Bort.
Oh, yeah.
Just go to TheBoardcast.com.
Follow him on his new usernames, at St. Bort on Instagram and Twitter.
Hell, yeah.
Thank you for that.
Do that.
Also, make sure you listen to the Nerd Now podcast with ravey cameron and randy
nerd out podcast.com that's nerd out podcast.com shout out to joe coy he is out filming right now
easter sunday a movie that is brought to you by ste Spielberg, everybody. Oh, hell yeah.
That's a pretty big deal.
Make sure you also pick up his book.
Just go to joekoi.com.
That's joekoi.com.
It's called Mixed Plate.
He is going to be going back on tour as well.
I'm going to check out one of his shows.
I already got some tickets for that, so I'm very excited.
And he has a podcast.
Just go to joekoi.com.
That's J-O-K-o-y.com big shout out to
the sex with emily podcast just go to sex with emily.com that's sex with emily.com follow her
at sex with emily on instagram she's doing an awesome giveaway right now on her instagram oh
she is yep sweet yeah it's a big big toy giveaway so you guys should go get some discounts so i
guess it says that everyone that enters could win something.
So it's pretty dope.
Oh, that's awesome.
Yep.
I got a discount card.
Hell yeah.
Oh, heck yeah.
At Sex With Emily on Instagram.
Shout out to our friends, Man Kim.
They are shooting a music video.
I know they're asking people to come out.
It's going to be in downtown Los Angeles.
Follow them on Instagram, instagram at man kim if you
want to be a part of that stream their music wherever you find music just search man kim they
are good people and don't forget tailgater sports stay up to date with everything sports just go
to tailgatersports.com that is with randy eric and tyler just follow at tailgatersports on Instagram. Heavy titties.
Sometimes.
Wow.
When he chooses to chime in.
All right.
Tailgatersports.com.
Tyler is going to be going to give you a kiss when he sees you next time.
I know.
You know, all those.
A little frog kiss.
All those empty threats of him saying, I'm going to kill you.
We'll see.
I mean, we're going to be hanging out on the 5th.
Yeah.
Him and I go to Vatagas or not.
It all goes down.
Find out if Tyler and I step into the octagon.
Also, make sure you listen to The Mothership, The Woody Show,
Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app.
Just search The Woody Show.
Bort, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Yeah, have a great, awesome extended weekend, everybody.
If you need some entertainment, listen to everybody's podcast.
Yes, come on. And go
back and listen to everything that you missed.
Please rate and review the podcast as well.
Yeah, all of them. All of them.
All five stars. All five stars, please.
Except for Randy's. I'm on like
every one. What are you talking about?
Never mind all five stars.
Every one that, yeah. I don't know
how that would work, but anyway.
Just say, like in the the comments say you love the
podcast everything but Randy hashtag Randy
is a dick I get plenty of those already
Tyler do you have anything to
say before we leave uh RIP
to the Skywarp Saint username
gone but not forgotten all right
well thank you that was weird cool
thank you Randy all right
class let's uh let's spell Randall today
R A N D A L Thank you. Randy. All right, class. Let's spell Randall today. R-A-N-D-A-L.
All right, there you go.
It's Randall.
You guys are the worst.
Randall.
All right, Eric.
Are we in Vegas yet, man?
I know.
Let's go.
I talked about how I get these countdowns or stuff like this.
I get really excited for Vegas.
But the problem also is I start counting down
and I'm like,
do we still have another week?
I forgot.
We have a whole other podcast
before we go to Vegas.
It's cool though.
I'm blowing my load early here.
I'm all pumped for it.
It gives people enough time
to book a hotel room.
You can get hotel rooms dirt cheap.
Just get in your car,
drive there,
or get on a flight.
Hang out with us bort was
looking up uh hotel prices the other day like 40 bucks yeah super cheap 40 bucks for some awesome
hotels too initially when we first announced this hotel rooms were super expensive but they just
keep on dropping and dropping and dropping so that's awesome i think the i think there was like
a rush when people heard about like getting released back in the world they're getting off
the leash like rabid dogs.
And now I think that kind of the bubbles popped a little bit and it's dropping back.
So look into it.
Hang out with us.
Friday, Saturday.
It's going down.
Las Vegas.
Can't wait to see you.
And we have one more podcast release before this.
But enjoy your holiday weekend.
Thank you so much for listening.
And we'll see you next week.
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