What's New Podcast - Utah Part 2, Food News, Amazon Event, Delonte West and More!
Episode Date: September 26, 2020On this episode we talk Utah Part 2, Food News, Amazon Event, Delonte West and More!...
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What's new? What's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace. I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
And don't forget, this Monday is the debut of the Woody Show on Alt 93.3 in Phoenix, Arizona.
What?
You know! Nice! the woody show on alt 93.3 in phoenix arizona he's getting better guys he's getting a little bit better yeah okay oh wow he's more accused by the silence i know a true true and two boards right would be nick soundwave aka eric hey he's
an audio assistant to boards and he works at fox sports
so we like to talk about sports with him and everybody else on the show plus we have randy
who's a radio dj himself on alt 98 7 in los angeles and he works on the woody show on top
of all this we have a very very special guest his name is tyler what is up tyler how you doing
what's everybody i'm uh yeah Did you run up a mountain?
No, when we...
I don't know what just happened.
When we connected with him,
when we connected with him,
it sounded like he was eating something, right?
I'm not eating.
I swear, I'm not eating.
I just don't know what that was.
We've all been up for a very long time.
Yeah.
We come into him,
and Tyler's the most rested out of everybody on this podcast,
and he's always the most disheveled, just unput together whenever i don't get it did your blood
sugar blood blood sugar oh my god okay anyway okay last podcast many things were talked about
when it came to tyler and he was saying that he was leaving town going to Utah
and how is Utah once again Tyler tell us all about it it was a lot of fun thank you for everybody
or thank you to everybody for surviving the bash Tyler podcast last week it's cool
survived everyone loved it when we survived we celebrated it so you went there and you said you
were going there for a graduation, a drive-thru
graduation, which is a bold-faced lie, but what did you end up doing? It was actually a drive-thru
graduation, and in all seriousness, if every graduation could be held like this, I would not
mind going to any graduation whatsoever. This thing was quick, fast. What you basically do is
you get in a line of cars. The student gets out their little walk you pull up to where the Dean is they say your name you shake
their hand get your diploma and you're out of there the whole thing took 10
minutes. A drive through graduation. Okay wait how did you participate? We were sitting in the bed of the
truck like oh yeah you did it you know blah blah blah. He was part of the parade. Bro you f-
It was fun bro it was fun. And here comes the local cattle truck.
Wait, so you sat in the truck with the graduate and went through the parade?
Because everything that I've seen on the news is people that are standing outside their
house and then everybody drives by.
Is that not what this situation is?
No.
See, that's more of like a California drive-by graduation ceremony.
And that's what we did for my brother.
This one, the school actually went ahead and put it all together.
So like I said, the graduate gets out of the car.
They walk down the little line.
You name read.
Mother ever.
I just asked you.
Okay.
So the ceremony is actually located at the school.
Yes.
Okay.
There we go.
So the ceremony is at the school and the graduates are at the school? Yes. Okay, there we go. So the ceremony is at the school, and the graduates are at the school already.
So all the people that attend, they drive by the school?
So let's start from the top.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Tyler, does the graduate come with you?
You go in, and then they go with us through the line.
At some point in the line, they get out.
The said graduate gets out, shakes the hands with whoever they need to.
We keep going down a little bit.
It's maybe about like 50 yards total.
They finally get to where the person reads out their name.
Person says their name.
They go out, shake hands with the dean, get your picture, hop back in the car.
You're done.
I still don't get it.
Like, okay, so let me ask you this.
So the person stands there and the family drives by
as the person is standing there on a stage?
Yeah, pretty much.
Okay.
That doesn't sound like what you just said.
I feel like...
Does anybody agree?
I don't know what got said.
I'm just...
Five different explanations.
Literally what I understood was that the dean is standing there with plexiglass all around him,
and everybody drives by in a parade.
That's what I'm saying.
But he says, okay, the person gets out, okay,
and then the person stands there and waits for their family to drive by?
Yeah.
See, this is why it would be easier if I was there so I could just draw a diagram.
No, no.
Draw a diagram for the podcast?
Jesus Christ.
Explain it with words. I did explain it with words.
I did explain it with words.
Randy kind of.
Those are very bad words.
Randy just got that you guys all drove there together.
He didn't explain the process of like, okay, the graduate gets out of the car at the school
and they stand there while their family drives by.
Dude, that is so slow and so hard work.
I don't understand why you took 10 minutes to explain that.
I know a high school nearby here did
something like that, but what they did was they would roll up,
the student would get out, shake hands, take a picture,
and then they would hop back in the car. The car wouldn't drive by.
It would stop, you'd grab a diploma,
get back in the car, and they would just go.
That's what they did around here.
That's why I was trying to ask him how
the situation works, so you just basically
flew to Utah to get a car ride to go pick up the diploma. My favorite thing, though, is they shoved him how the situation works. So you just basically flew to Utah to get a car ride
to go pick up the diploma.
My favorite thing though is they shoved him in the trunk like,
hey man, just get in the back.
That was a total disaster. What else did you do
in Utah?
Went over to a very nice
outlet mall that Menace, I'm sure you would greatly
appreciate. Went
over to Park City, Utah, which
is where they had the 2002
Winter Olympics. So we saw some of that stuff.
Went to a
bomb Italian restaurant.
It's an Italian place. There's only
one. It's in Utah. It's called
Fuego. This place
was pretty legit. Was it Fuego?
Yeah, it was Fuego.
It was really bomb. Why is it called Fuego?
I don't know why it's called Fuego. Italian place it was really bomb. Why is it called fuego? I don't know why it's called fuego.
I don't know these things.
The Spanish word.
The Spanish word.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, I don't know.
Anyways.
There's a lot of crossover between Spanish and Italian words.
So we get, I sent you guys a picture of the appetizer.
So we had like a beef tenderloin appetizer.
Oh, yeah.
Appetizer.
That was really good.
We had a cheesy shrimp sometimes appetizer. Oh, yeah. I'm done good. We had cheesy shrimp sometimes. Appetizer.
Oh, yeah.
I'm done here.
Those are appetizers?
Oh, Tyler, come on.
Dude, we legit thought those are actual entrees.
I know.
We thought those were appetizers.
This dude went to...
Oh, no.
Because I'm picturing Tyler's search this place.
He's like, I can't go to anywhere that's chain because these guys are going to rip me apart.
So he probably looked.
Okay, top restaurants.
Only in Utah.
Only in Utah.
And then he...
Exclusive.
And then the picture you
sent us was of a beef stew
and mashed potatoes or something.
That was shrimp and beef tenderloin.
Thank you very much. Okay, but did you take a
picture of your main dish? I completely
forgot to do this. I know you guys are going to
rip me for it. You're too busy.
I completely forgot.
There was some
concern about it, though, because Randy is so fascinated with Tyler's life.
He starts dissecting every little thing.
Like, hey, did you notice this about Tyler?
Did you see this about Tyler?
Because they're best friends.
We've already said this numerous times on the podcast.
Randy actually admitted to the other day after we started bringing this up.
But the thing he brought up was, hey, is Tyler at the restaurant by himself?
Yeah.
This looks like he's eating alone.
Yeah, because obviously we don't know the real motivation as to why Tyler went across to state lines.
But my thing was, though, the table looked rather empty.
So I was like, yo, dude, are you eating that by yourself?
I was not by myself.
All right.
Just making sure, man.
I want to confirm.
We're like, are these people so sick of Tyler they kicked him out and said, go to the Italian
Spanish restaurant down the street?
Anyways.
The main dish was just a really good spicy Italian pizza.
I personally like.
But apparently this place over there is really popular to the point where a bunch of celebrities
have gone and actually
signed all the menus that they put on the wall.
Some of the
people that I saw that I know you guys
would recognize. I saw Kevin Smith's
signature. Mindy Kaling from
The Office is there. The two guys that starred in
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
They've been there. Oh, Harold and Kumar?
Yeah.
Eric and Randy, Eric and
Randy.
I know, you know,
these two people
Terrell Suggs and
Bill Romanowski have
both been there.
Matthew Broderick
was there.
Jeff Fox, Samuel
Jackson.
I took pictures.
All right, let me
load.
I wonder if
somebody at the
restaurant was
looking at Tyler
while he was
taking these
pictures and like
is that dude
taking pictures of
the signatures on
the wall?
All right, so you
had a good time
though, right?
Yeah, and there is one more place that I went to.
We went to a dessert
cookie place. It's like a gourmet cookie place
called Crumble. I looked.
This one is a little bit
of a chain. However, the closest one to Los
Angeles is either in Bakersfield or San Diego.
Alright. So it's a bit of a drive.
But this place was really good gourmet
cookies. I had a chocolate
sea salt caramel yeah you did it was oh it was a heck yeah bro yeah it was so good i'll hit the
horn for that you know when you hit the horn for yourself you dick uh speaking of i guess this is
in the the food group i was shocked the other day i went to go grab a cold brew nitro, which I keep in the studio with Bort.
And I grab it, and then Bort goes, oh, man, I forgot my coffee.
What did you start drinking coffee?
Well, I was drinking coffee for a long time, right?
Like, you and me would go over to, like, Whole Foods or wherever and get some cold brews, right?
Get some cold brews, bro.
I started, like, having, I'm not sure if it was coffee or something man but i thought i
was getting kidney stones or something so i cut off a bunch of stuff okay sticking energy drinks
but right so i was surprised that you said oh i forgot my coffee as you know as a lot of people
may have known we said on the week show this week we're feeling the grind this week we're a little
wrecked we're a little destroyed launching in phoenix a lot of work to be done yeah a lot of
stations to take care of and also we have an uh we have an event we have to go to tomorrow yeah
we gotta get ready for that so i'm planning ahead i'm like i need death wish coffee to get me through
this man you want to get into a little bit of food news that i have that i pulled up here are you
ready hell yeah all. Number one story.
We talked about this on The Woody Show, and McDonald's said they're getting rid of all-day
breakfast.
I mean, I brought this up on The Woody Show.
It was very exciting when I got it now.
So I'm like, oh, hell yeah, dude.
I agree.
All-day breakfast, all about it.
And then I did it maybe once or twice.
And then after that, totally forgot about it.
It was that shiny new toy where you're like, dude, I'm eating a McGriddle at 3 p.m.
Yeah.
And now it's like, wait, I definitely don't want eating a mcgriddle at 3 p.m yeah now it's like wait i definitely don't want to eat a mcgriddle at 3 p.m anymore the other
issue with it was is that it wasn't the entire breakfast menu oh that's right it was only a
limited yeah limited portion of it and you couldn't get everything you know that you want to get in
the morning you couldn't get the breakfast platter that's only in the mornings and it was more
expensive and they always said it was a pain to do throughout the day
because they didn't have enough grill space.
That was always their cop-out when you got there, like,
10.05 back in the day.
It's like, well, we need to transition to lunch,
and there's just not enough room.
Throw a McGriddle on the grill.
I don't care.
10.05.
Kraft released pumpkin spice macaroni and cheese.
No thank you.
Yes!
What?
No, stop it. No, thank you. Yes. What?
Stop it.
No.
I'm down to try everything once.
Yeah, I mean, I'm down to try it.
But I'm also a basic bitch pumpkin spice kind of person.
I've already had a pumpkin spice cold brew from Starbucks this year.
So, I mean, I'm down to try it.
I'm definitely not going to be making it on my own.
But if a bowl of pumpkin spice mac and cheese ends up in front of me, I'm not going to not try it. see that burger king announced the two dollar menu items no what are they there's like fries burgers nugs drinks
just a two dollar menu nice yeah i know they're trying everything to get people to come back to
and i i like burger king it's just never top of mind remember remember when they brought in snoop
dog to like integrate hot dogs oh dude know what? I was actually going to
Burger King every other day
for the Impossible
Burgers. Oh, really? Yeah, because
they had a deal, two for six, and then they got rid of the deal.
Every other Whopper was two for six.
Oh, no. Did they even keep the Impossible
Burger? They kept it, but it's like $7.
Oh, damn. I actually went to
Burger King like two days ago. No way.
How was it?
I got got by all of their two for five commercials they've been playing during the playoffs.
It's a pretty good deal.
Five dollars for a Whopper and a big fish sandwich.
It's pretty fire.
Here's the deal with Burger King.
The food is consistently good.
Yeah.
I never really have a bad experience at Burger King.
But like I said, you're always driving by a Burger King and being like, oh, dude, Burger King.
Yeah, I love that place.
You just keep on driving. Yeah, as you got your hand
in a McDonald's bag or something.
Yeah, I did mention on a past
podcast that Burger King is looking to
change out the layout of
all their Burger Kings to be more like Sonic
where you just drive up and then they
bring out the food to you. I love that.
What you guys are saying is support your local burger king yeah absolutely yeah another story that i read well i just read
the headline i need to read more about the story but i just like the headline i'll just share with
you that the co-founder of costco said i will kill you if you raise the price of hot dogs and
he was saying that to the current ceo of costco i am here for this i
love it yeah man i mean i love a good dog from costco dude and then also that chicken bake is
fire the pizza i'll get i'll get all three at the same time you know in tijuana the costco there
their chicken bakes aren't chicken bakes they have chicken and seafood bakes seafood bags
shrimp and all that stuff oh shrimp i'm? I'm really going to try it.
This is there.
Here's something that's a little,
I think, slightly disappointing.
There was an announcement
that there is a Ratatouille ride
coming to Orlando
and it's basically already done.
Nice.
Dude, where was that when I went?
Here's the disappointing part.
I've been to Disney Paris
and they have a ratatouille
restaurant and it's straight fire oh make it a restaurant slash ride you know not just a ride
they have the space for the restaurant they have a store there right a ratatouille store kind of
theme but no ride that's when i went i'm like is there a ride there was nothing here the restaurant
in paris is a steak and fritz restaurant. Yeah. That's what they specialize in.
So if you don't know
what frites is,
it's basically just steak
and french fries.
Super good.
Love it.
That's French, guys.
Yeah, it's French.
That's French.
Frites.
Now, here's an idea.
I'm assuming the Ratatouille ride
won't be too fast-paced
because it's freaking Ratatouille.
Yeah.
Basically, drive in Ratatouille ride,
hand you a little plate of spaghetti.
Oh, yeah.
I was thinking about that. Roll through this Ratatouille ride, chomping down plate of spaghetti. Oh, yeah! I was thinking about that.
Roll through this ratatouille ride, chomping down,
or maybe get a cheap Sbarro or something, something handheld.
That'd be dope.
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I just recently went to the Sugar Factory.
Now the Sugar Factory locations around the country,
the first one I ever saw in my life
was in Las Vegas on the Las Vegas Strip.
It is quite delicious.
Did you guys see the little video that I posted on my instagram at menace on instagram i did the cookie monster
shake where it has cookies stuck to the side with chocolate i have a question about that how do you
eat it what's the blue thing you had it was stacked it like on top of it yeah there's a donut yeah
it's a donut on top of the okay yeah on top of the milkshake. Yeah, on top of the milkshake. Dude, that looks so good. I'm just a little upset because, you know, where's ours?
Bring us back one.
Oh, no.
I plan on going back.
So if you guys want to go, we'll roll.
He did the nice thing and tested it.
He didn't want to, you know, travel and buy kind of things.
The only reason I went is because I didn't go just to go to Sugar Factory.
I go to this doctor's office called Ford, and it just happened to be right there.
Does that doctor follow you on Instagram?
People I saw said, what, son of a bitch.
He might.
I don't know.
At least he didn't do it before, because then your vitals and stuff would have been way off.
I know.
I know my dentist follows me online, so shout out to my dentist.
I'm actually going to get Invisalign.
I'm going to go get Invisalign, at least measured for Invisalign next week.
Oh, dang.
Yeah, because I just never wore it.
I had braces,
had perfectly straight teeth, never wore my retainer. And then I started getting a little
gap slower and slower and slower. And then I'm like, nah, I can't be living like this. So that's
why I'm going to get that Invisalign, get that fixed. Dude, actually, my sister saw your dentist
because you post about it and she started going there no way yeah dude dr sacco is the ish
man shout out to dental design studio in studio city california i have an appointment for the 28th
apparently the wait's that long i have to get a book like a month in advance oh coronavirus
legit quick tech news um some updates just before we started recording this podcast amazon was
having their huge event basically like their apple, and they were listing all their new products.
And I want to ask you, Randy, as a video gamer, and Tyler, as a video gamer, and you have
the I Call Next podcast, Randy, I Call Next podcast.com if you want to take a listen.
So Amazon announced another video streaming service called
luna and they're gonna have their own controller and then apple has their gaming service yep is
anybody using these services now and see the the problem the problem the issue i have with all these
things is you don't really have to look very far just look at what google did this similar to this
so like similar to l, Google released Google Stadia
about almost,
I want to say like a year ago.
And it just,
it didn't get anywhere
because the technology
wasn't there all the way.
You need to have
a certain internet connection.
A lot of people didn't like the idea
that you,
that you didn't have
an actual physical console.
All you had was the controller.
The Apple Arcade,
you just use your Apple TV.
Yeah.
This reminds me a lot
of like the 80s and 90s
when all these other
companies would come out with video game systems not sega not nintendo you know like not the main
players right like 3do um the jaguar came out uh commodore 64 like i know a lot of people like the
commodore 64 but it's like if they only have these games for this outlet and it's not what everybody
else is using why use it like playstation PlayStation has PlayStation Plus, Xbox has Game Pass,
so it takes care of those gamers, right?
Like you pay a monthly fee,
you get access to all their games.
And then for PC gamers, all they use is Steam.
That's all they use and there's tons of games
and everyone's connected to it.
Like why would you go with another company partner
and you can't connect to all these other people?
So Amazon's one thing that they have
that puts them about a little bit ahead of their competitors
as far as cloud gaming goes is Amazon owns twitch and so what they're doing is
they're gonna pimp it on that right well people care well that's how they're gonna pimp it though
because it's like you present these gamers who are trying to make a name for themselves with a new
console a new system for them to kind of put themselves out there and i'm sure amazon's gonna
be pushing luna gamers to also like on the forefront so you have twitch integration uh allegedly 4k 60 frames per second for selected titles pc mac ios android
later more than 100 games available and it's 5.99 a month more than 100 just 100 yeah that's like
nothing nowadays yeah why no i'm so over streaming services just in general dude yeah seriously
you know me, man.
I'm just kind of slow into these things anyways.
He's a late adopter.
I am.
I am.
I'll buy the next new Xbox in two years probably.
I get all my streaming through other people.
Way too much.
Here's a legit question.
When was the last time you sat down and counted all your finances as far as how much you pay
a month for services?
Every week.
Yeah.
I use Truebill. like i use trueville.com
and it like tells me everything i spent my money on okay yeah like i sat down recently and there's
some things that i've signed up for that i'm paying for that i forgot i even signed up for
people keep asking me of new horror movies out on netflix or have i watched this on it i'm like i
gave it up i can't i can't afford this and you know what there's all these are outlets screw it
why not man i don't even really have the time that's the other thing man i do i signed up for the the disney plus
that they came with the nat geo and then the hulu and then the espn plus package and like i love
your head gesture yeah because he's all these all these packages i i other than the mandalorian i
haven't used disney plus i'm here i use a lot i use disney plus well yeah well i feel like you guys are
disney people tyler uses a lot espn i thought for sure i thought for sure i was gonna use espn i had
friends over they sat down on my couch and i was had my spectrum up like you know tv watching it
yeah and they legit looked at me oh you are you still have cable yeah i'm like yeah how do you
watch how do you watch tv and like oh well like, oh, well, I got Streetball.
Yeah, I watch everything
through my Apple TV.
I never realized
how much I needed cable
until the football season started.
And I was like,
son of a bitch,
I can't watch
the Thursday night game.
Exactly.
What am I supposed to do?
Hulu has live sports apparently,
but I only hear people
bitching about Hulu
not having the live sports
they want to watch.
Yeah, Hulu has live sports
for 60 bucks a month.
Yeah, true.
Last piece of tech news involving Amazon.
They have updated all their podcasting.
So if you have an Amazon Echo, you can just say,
hey, Alexa, let me hear the Woody Show podcast.
And they've made it even easier than before.
Nice.
A little bit of sports news.
I've been following this story.
Pretty sad.
It's not like mainstream or anything like that.
But Delonte West, NBA player. Have you been hearing anything like that but delonte west nba player
have you been hearing anything about that yeah he was a nba player he played for the celtics
uh it's super sad he's like homeless now and all these videos keep on popping up about him and
they're trying to help him but again like when people struggle with addiction or mental health
they don't really listen man and tell they want to do something themselves but he's been all over tmz they keep on updating it hopefully they'll be able
to help him out it's crazy how some sports guys i mean i know everybody has their own life you
don't really know what's going on once they're off the court field whatever sport you're watching
and then you just kind of see them fall off the grid and they resurface like the delonte west story
yeah he he went viral months ago about he got in some fight
under an overpass or something yeah and he looked messed up and then the another instance that comes
to mind was andrew tolls of the dodgers he was supposed to be this breakout guy you know a couple
years ago yeah a couple injuries set him off and then all of a sudden he was found like sleeping
by the miami airport oh yeah so many dodgers fans just had no clue that he wasn't even in the system
anymore like he just took a family leave.
And then these stories surfaced and everybody's like, whoa, what the hell?
Yeah, sad.
I was wondering, I should have looked it up before we started the podcast, because you
always hear about the NFL, you know, like how OJ, he has like some pension or stuff.
Do they have pensions for the NBA?
I never hear about that.
I'm sure they do somewhere in the legal stuff.
There's got to be like a players association.
Yeah, well, yeah.
Every league has a PA,
a players association.
So I'm sure there is
something legal
in the breakdown of everybody.
But NFL is always the one
that kind of gets
in the forefront
because the game itself
is so deteriorating
to the body
mentally more than any
because, you know,
you got CTE, dementia.
People have problems
in their life.
So that's always,
there's a saying,
I forget how it rhymes,
but it's like something, something, get the pension.
They're going for this certain amount of time.
So they're covered for the rest of their lives.
And the NFL one, it's always in the forefront
because of how physically taxing it is on your body.
But I'm sure there's something.
But again, if he didn't meet the requirements from the PA
or if, you know, judging from the videos,
you know, he's probably got some kind of addiction problem. So I'm sure there's things that he might've held up to keep
the pension on his side. Yeah. Which sucks. It sucks, man. And it has to be mandatory,
dude, that they have some kind of financial advisor. And maybe they already do. Maybe they
do, but it just sucks because you reach such a high level that you've been trying for your whole life and
then just to be living on the street like that 24th overall pick dude awful quickest sports update
on what's going on right now uh anything crazy i know dude that chargers news right yeah that's
that was kind of insane that's nuts right i've never really heard of anything like that in any
professional sport that was kind of came out of left field but i also read a report on on twitter from a not from an actual doctor
who said that what happened to tyrod isn't necessarily something that outlandish it kind
of happens especially when a an area that's yeah of the body if people don't know what exactly
happened so it was a weird thing so tyrod taylor start was was the starter for the los angeles
chargers and justin herbert was drafted in the most recent draft class,
sixth overall pick.
For quarterback.
For quarterback.
Right behind Tyrod, but it was announced Tyrod Taylor
was the starter for the Chargers.
But everybody was like, oh, Herbert train, when's it going to happen?
So Herbert starts game two, week two of the season
against the Kansas City Chiefs.
Big game, 10 seconds before the kickoff.
So everybody's like, whoa, what the hell happened?
It comes out, Tyrod has a chest problem, you know, whatever.
Then the story gets released a day or two later
about why he had the chest problem.
So a team doctor was giving him a,
pretty much a painkiller shot for a bruised rib
or some rib problems, but punctured his lung.
So he punctured his lung instead of, you know,
administering it in the right spot.
So of course everybody freaks out.
Everybody has the Pulp Fiction memes out there, the jokes.
But it makes sense.
I mean, I'm assuming that it wasn't a small needle.
But, I mean, again, you're a team doctor.
Not exactly what you want to be.
I was wondering, and I asked on the Woody Show, but no one had the answer.
What is the recovery time on a punctured lung?
I don't know, man.
Quick Google.
Punctured lungs take six to eight weeks, depending on the severity of it.
And he's going to be out of it.
He can't be conditioned by the time that's up because he can't be running.
He can't be doing anything rigorous.
So welcome to the Justin Herbert era, everybody.
Herbie fully loaded, baby.
Let's do it.
I'm assuming Tyron Taylor's not going to be playing anytime soon.
But the wheels fall off.
All right.
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We're going into the third week on my fantasy football, and I've been releasing the lineups online.
Did you guys see my lineup this week?
I'm surprised at your lineup.
Why?
Because Russell Wilson, Dalvin Cook, right?
We're like, okay.
And then you even, I think you or Ray even mentioned how much those, Dalvin Cook, right? We're like, okay. And then you even,
I think you or Rave even mentioned
how much those two players
usually cost, right?
Yeah.
But then you start rattling off
Chris Carson,
another premier back.
DeAndre Hopkins,
one of the top five receivers
in the league.
Yeah.
Darius Slayton,
not a bum,
on a little crappy team,
but not a bum.
And then Rob Gronkowski,
I'm like, dude,
these are all super studs
for the most part.
And then I realized
you got the Atlanta Falcons defense.
And anybody who knows the Atlanta Falcons in the room, the Atlanta Falcons fan.
Yeah, but I never get, like, huge points off defense.
They gave up the fourth highest amount of points.
But they cost you points, which would suck.
In regular season history last week.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I just thought I just gained points.
But the thing is, though, like I said said you have some studs at the front end
which i was surprised that you put together because when i was listening brett was in the
room with me i was like how is he how did he pull out dondre hopkins right now when you have russell
wilson already dalvin cook yeah what happened is like i front loaded like crazy and i spent like
a ton of money right and then i you know did some cheap picks here and there but then when it got
down to defense my options were bad man like i either had
the raiders versus the patriots yeah or the other one was an i don't know it's another one where it
was like so lopsided or i'm like okay this is the maybe the only even play like the bears versus the
falcons yeah the falcons are playing the bears so i mean travis could throw up on himself if there's
any if there was ever a team that could
look horrible than an 0-2 team
that's 2-0, it'd be the Bears. The Bears have
barely skated by, and I feel like Atlanta
eventually is going to have to get a
dub somewhere. Overall, what do you think
of my lineup versus the Ravens' lineup?
Just based around the possibility
is definitely there. Your lineup
actually looks really good, and
I will say this,
as Brett said, the token
Falcons fan, the defense
is terrible. However,
if you're going to get lucky
and have them actually do a really good
defensive performance,
it's going to be against the Bears because Trubisky
is a terrible quarterback. He's awful. I just
need them to do decent, right? Yeah.
Because I have all those other good players. If you come out and they don't cost you points i would
consider that a win and i chose gronk and i know gronk has been awful but i just chose them because
like don't you want the haters to shut up like wouldn't you like go all out i don't know if he's
gonna get the opportunity though and if there's another if there is somebody but that's the thing
too though like gronk has the possibility of just falling into a couple touchdowns with Tom Brady
and Tampa that's true and you were able to get somebody who's capable with also saving some money
like Gronk was only five thousand dollars on the on the FanDuel salary cap so that opened the ability
for you to shell out some cash in other places and they're playing Denver which is without their
quarterback without their number one receiver without their star places. And they're playing Denver, which is without their quarterback, without their number one receiver, without their star
defensive player. So they're
injured. And so if there's ever a time
to score some points on Denver, it'd be now. Name
to name, just cross-referencing, like
position versus position, you would probably
beat Ravy. When it comes to production
on Sunday, we'll see.
But if it comes just to
position versus position, you should win.
Yeah, her tight end with the
quarterback who just got injured, his first game
I think made like 25 points. But that
quarterback is injured for
a few months, I'd say. So it's
a completely different quarterback. Blake Bortles.
I don't know. I'm not overconfident like Ravy.
I'm just like, all right, this is what I got. We'll see
what happens. You have some pretty solid
picks, unfortunately, because you never know who she's getting.
It's like if DeAndre Hopkins does good,
then Kyler Murray
most likely is going to do good, too.
And one of the things, too,
is this is one of the only weeks
that I'm looking at right now,
just to make sure.
One of the only weeks
that you guys don't have crossovers.
Yeah.
So you don't have,
because we'll be talking on Sunday.
We'll be talking on Sunday,
like, oh, hey, who's left?
And it's like the afternoon game,
and Hunter Henry's left.
It's like, yeah, but Ravy has it.
So this could play out well because you don't have any,
you're not,
yeah.
All right guys.
Well,
I got to wrap this up.
I got a bunch of stuff to do today.
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I got to double check with Woody on when we're going to release it.
Hopefully by Saturday this week to listen to the bonus podcast.
We'll see.
I don't know.
We'll find out.
We'll see how it goes.
How much work I have to do.
And then make sure you listen to the Bortcast.
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Anything new with the Bortcast?
Yeah.
I'm actually going to put out a second episode two weeks in a row.
Hell has frozen over, man.
Nice.
I know.
Hell yeah, brother.
Break out the beers.
I've given up relying on anybody.
It's me solo the entire time.
Screw it.
That's what's up.
That's what's up.
So lots of wrestling talk.
And also, I've given up stopping trying to step on people's toes. So screw you, Randy. I'm talking video game stuff. Screw it. That's what's up. That's what's up. So lots of wrestling talk. And also, I've given up stopping trying to step on people's toes.
So screw you, Randy.
I'm talking video game stuff.
Screw you.
I'm talking about whatever I want now.
I'll talk about sports.
I don't give a crap anymore.
Oh, damn.
Godspeed, Brett.
Hell yeah.
You know what I noticed?
Brett just started drinking beer again.
Maybe this is the...
Heck yeah, bro.
I support it.
I had beer left over.
I had to drink it somehow.
Yeah, yeah, brother.
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I'm definitely going to look more into the Amazon Luna.
And I'll check back with you guys next week after I find out some more stuff.
Yeah, run through those 101 games.
Yeah, can't wait.
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Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave?
I don't.
I'm just giddy because I might work out this week.
I might go back to the gym.
That's the only thing I can think about is 24-hour fitness right now.
All right, Bort?
I have to give props to Tyler.
Oh, no.
Thank Tyler.
Tyler hit me up while he was in Utah, and he found for me
the three
AEW action figures I
needed at a Walmart
and brought them back. Nice!
Totally forgot about that. So shout out to
Tyler. Hope you didn't forget where you put them.
No, no. I know exactly where they are.
Dude isn't even getting what we're doing right now.
That's the problem. Okay, okay.
Rewind.
Yep.
I got to give a shout out to Tyler.
What?
Because he was in Utah.
And he fell for me.
The AEW figures I was missing.
Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks.
Hell yeah.
And he brought them back.
They landed safely.
Didn't get damaged on the plane.
We're good to go.
They better not have.
I gave you extra money for that.
I know. I took care of them. Don't worry. Randy, do. We're good to go. They better not have. I gave you extra money for that. I know.
I took care of them.
Don't worry.
Randy, do you have anything to say?
Two quick things.
Number one, listen to the next Tailgater Sports.
We're going to be talking about football.
Trash on Tyler a little bit more.
We're literally taking money from Tyler weekly now.
He is the worst at choosing picks, but God bless him.
He's so passionate about it, about his little football talks.
He's had about eight chances
to pick stuff on the podcast
in two weeks,
and he hasn't gotten
a single one right.
He's like a little kid
that draws something.
He's like a little kid
that draws something,
and he's like,
look, mom.
He's like, you know what?
Good job.
Good for you, Tyler.
And then second of all,
remember that we're still doing
the Hispanic Heritage Month
iHeartMeFamilia
and hashtag sweepstakes.
We're giving away
daily cash prizes.
We just want to see pictures of your familia. Find all that all I need seven fm.com oh my god I forgot
another topic involving Tyler what's I know we want to wrap this up what's up I had a question
oh god we had a big reveal in the last podcast about Tyler never blame yeah I'm so shocked by
this we're gonna fall back into it hold on we had this big revelation that
tyler who has a little league tattoo has never ever played little league his entire life yeah
okay don't want to get back into that right make sure you go back and listen to our podcast because
it is absolutely shocking.
But then it had me thinking,
I'm like,
didn't he say he played football?
I did.
Yeah,
I did.
Okay.
I want to dig a little deeper.
Why?
Why are we doing this?
No,
that right there.
When you said you played football,
explain.
I legitimately played center and offensive line.
I was on the actual team I got playing time.
What team?
Not your family's team in the backyard?
Turkey ball.
No, no, no.
November.
The first time I did it, this was eighth grade, and I played for Pico Rivera Peewee.
And second was in high school where I played for Cal High Condors.
Shout out to cal high
now how much game time did you get um when i played uh peewee football i was the starting
center for the entire season heck yeah bro when i played high school football it was my first time
playing in three years so i i only played two plays two plays the whole season because we had
a ton of seniors and and they all started.
And also it was during practice in my junior year where I got my knees
really jacked up, and I just decided I was done.
Tyler, you rode the pine?
Wait, so were you like the crash test dummy in the practices or something?
Yes, very much so.
Did you get rocked ever?
Yeah, there was.
This dude did hit me once, and he pretty much dislocated my kneecap.
Oh, yeah.
That's not a hit.
That's just like you fell.
I would jokingly start a lot of tailgaters with, he's our punching bag, and I bring in Tyler.
But you were literally someone's punching bag.
Yes, very much so, yes.
So you slipped on a banana that was on the field, and you injured yourself.
Definitely not what happened, but sure, you can do that if you want.
Alright, so he did
play some sports, guys.
He just chose not to get a tattoo of the actual
sport he played.
Where's your Condors tattoo?
We don't want that one.
We don't want that one.
Hold on.
Uh-oh.
I know where he's at right now.
I'm on a website called maxpreps.com.
Quick little Tyler Soto of Whittier, California search.
Graduated in 2010.
That seems about right, right, Tyler?
Yeah.
0809 Varsity Football.
Yeah, so it would have been 0809.
National rank.
All right.
3,028.
Cool.
Don't know how many players are in the league, so I'm assuming 3,028.
Alright. Let's see here.
Let's see if I can see any good stats worthwhile
here. I think I played literally
two plays the whole season. He thinks he played
two plays. Were you at least out on field
goal? Like, were you defending the kick?
I mean, it was kickoff, so yeah.
There was that. So wait, was that two separate
games or one game with two plays?
Oh, it was two separate games, and we were up by like 30 in both games.
That was the only reason I played.
So of the 8-3 record, how many of those wins were you a part of?
I mean, I was on the team for all of them.
Is the 5-10-2-65 still accurate?
Oh my god, I was 2-65 in high school?
Wow.
We need to get back there. We need to get back to that. Hashtag goals. All right, Tyler, I was 265 in high school? Wow. We need to get back there.
We need to get back to that.
Hashtag goals.
All right, Tyler, I'll leave you alone.
Anyways.
Go Condors.
Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Look, the Falcons season and my life, we're on life support right now.
I'm very sad.
I'm losing all my money because none of my picks are working out
Tyler's trying to bet on my the Packers playing the Falcons and he's trying to like run them
no no no hold on hold on hold on this is a bet that we had talked that I had talked about with
Randy a couple weeks ago um where the Falcons play the Packers on Monday night football
not this upcoming Monday but the next Monday and we were thinking hey, maybe we could do a bet
You know like a tailgater site bet where we can get some content
So I pitched the idea to my friend Ryan and Ryan said hey look if the Packers win. Why don't you buy me Tyler?
Why don't you buy a Packers shirt and do the discount double check that Aaron Rodgers does if the Falcons win?
Have Randy buy a Falcons t-shirt and he has to do the Dirty Bird.
And I thought about it.
I was like, eh, that's actually pretty good content-wise.
I mean, we could do something like that.
I said, if I win, how about you just give me 20 bucks or maybe $100?
And Tyler said, why don't you buy a shirt?
I'm like, okay.
Sounds like a plan.
That is not what you said, but okay.
Whatever.
We'll go with that.
Stick in the landing, guys.
All right, guys.
Good stuff.
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