What's New Podcast - Vegas Meet Up JUNE 5TH, Epic Sports Day, Would You Rather? & More!
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What's up, everybody? Thank you for checking out What's New Pod. Real quick before we start
today's podcast, I know we've been hyping this up for about two months and we finally can give you
the location where you can hang out with us June 5th in Las Vegas, Nevada. It will be at Lazy Dog
at noon on Las Vegas Boulevard. Hell yeah. Not the one in Summerlin the one on las vegas boulevard that's right down the strip
and you can see eric aka nick soundwave in his own element at lazy dog restaurant you know would
it surprise you if i told you i have already been to that one no all right let's get the podcast
started what's new what's new with menace What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace. I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
You're damn right.
He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric, but sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave.
What's up?
And we have Randy, who's a radio DJ on Alt 98.7, and he works on The Woody Show.
What up, what up?
And joining us from Houston, Texas, from the Sean Salisbury Show, a morning sports talk show, would be Tyler.
What is up, Tyler?
How you doing?
What's up, everybody?
How you guys doing?
I am good
now i have to ask eric is he good because on tuesday it was an epic sports tuesday with randy
and i being at sofi stadium with the rugby team the guillotinis we were on the field doing
interviews and tyler was like front row watching the angels versus the astros i know i know and
eric you weren't with us for anything and we were like facetime with you and we felt bad yeah um i
had a blast mowing the lawn guys okay i did i did realize that because there was videos going up on
tailgater sports on instagram of yeah tyler what three seats three rows back at the angels astros game
and then randy and i are like running on the field yeah you guys are running you're running
40 yard sprints or something at sofi stadium messing around with the guillotinies on the
field at sofi stadium um and randy was getting winded yeah well all while i'm uh pulling weeds
in my mom's front yard i know i mean that wasn't it it's you know timing sucks sometimes and it
does my sister graduated with her master's over the weekend.
So I'm getting ready for a graduation party this weekend,
which is also another thing I will be at that
instead of going to the Giltini's game at SoFi Stadium.
Yeah, the first public game ever at SoFi Stadium,
which you could easily go to, but you have a family.
Yeah, I'm not trying to downplay my sister's achievement at all.
So like I said, any other time I blow anything off but yeah so i got there's
plenty of work to be done and i have to get ready for the party yeah but randy and i were like damn
is eric hating life right now because here we are like standing in the middle of sulfide stadium
and then you have you know dumbass tyler like how much do those seats you think those those seats
easily in the thousands especially Especially because that night,
Shohei Otani was pitching and batting
and played in right field,
and Trout was on the field, too.
I would call it playing in right field.
He kind of sucked.
Yeah.
He was sitting there.
He didn't have anything hit to him.
He missed a foul ball, by the way.
Some fan.
I watched the game.
Those are probably in the thousands, I'd say.
Yeah, so we're like, man,
Rainey and I are driving around.
I'm like, wow, Eric must be a little heated right now. He's missing out on everything.
We were talking about the thing you guys went to,
and Randy had a couple good interviews with the Giltini's players
that we posted up on Tailgater Sports.
Check it out.
So I thought, okay, media day.
You guys are going to be sitting in a crowd, whatever.
Hey, right over here, Randy, Alt 98.7, Tailgater Sports.
How are you feeling about the game?
You guys sent over a video.
It's like, oh, you guys are just having a field trip on the field.
Just running around.
They're at the 50-yard line.
And it's like, oh, you guys are just kind of playing around on the sofa.
There's only been a handful of people even touching that grass,
and you guys are just rolling around.
We've got to give a big shout-out and thank you to Morongo Casino and Spa.
Oh, my God.
If you didn't hear our last podcast, it was our live recording at Morongo Casino.
Thank you to them.
We had so much fun.
You guys liked your hotel rooms, right?
Yeah.
It was awesome.
They were so nice.
It was legit.
Yeah.
It was big enough for my fiance to reenact the stepbrother scene where, you know, there's
so much room for activities.
I know. We kind of started running around the bed a little bit.
That's awesome.
Then we met for breakfast before a big event, and we got to see Heavy T in person for the
very first time since he moved to Texas.
And can you please explain, Bort, what was on Heavy T's order for his breakfast?
Oh, wait, hold on.
Let me bring up the photo that i took of his order by
the way the you know i was legitimately happy to see tyler for about five seconds a saw his hat
which we can get into later b when i saw the fact that his mask is not covering his face for some
reason it holds it down by his chin like a chin guard and then when his order showed up, which was a short stack of pancakes, sugared pancakes, by the way, a entire plate side of bacon, a extra side of sourdough bread, a full order of hash browns, sausage, and two eggs.
It was four full plates of food, everybody.
You know what?
The plates were very small.
You can see it on at what's new pod on our Instagram.
We have a little video.
You know, it's a load of BS too.
So I was getting roasted on the what's new pod post of where you can see my shorts and
my Crocs.
And everyone was like, Randy got heavier.
Randy got heavier.
He's big.
And then someone was like, someone told Tyler, you know, Tyler, you look like you're losing
weight.
Like you're trimming down.
You look skinny. And then after Tyler's like, yeah, dude, I don't know what they were talking about. I've definitely gained weight. I'm like, someone told Tyler, you know, Tyler, you look like you're losing weight. Like you're trimming down. You look skinny.
And then after Tyler's like, yeah, dude, I don't know what they were talking about.
I've definitely gained weight.
I'm like, what the, I like, I've lost weight.
It was weird.
Somebody at the event came up to me and said, Tyler lost weight.
So yeah, right next to Morongo is the famous dinosaurs that you see in the Pee Wee movies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Cabazon dinosaurs from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we shot some
video there you can see it also on our instagram at what's new pod but then we took some photos
and i took a photo of tyler and i had the wide angle lens and then so when you get really close
on the wide angle lens it slims you down it also makes your feet look really big does it so everyone
was like everyone was like oh tyler you look so skinny so yeah it was a little camera illusion but
we had so much fun that day great illusion guys yeah but when we we posted the group photo you
could see randy's short shorts and randy was just getting roasted i didn't care about the shorts
too much i was like oh whatever i mean you know if you get used to it i was just more annoyed at
the fact that like everyone like i have been going to the gym and trying to eat healthy. People are like, damn, Randy's bigger than Tyler.
Tyler hasn't done
dick besides sell crap
at the mall and eat processed
foods that are in his freezer.
Nine loaves of bread.
A whole cart full of bread.
People are like, oh my god, Tyler, man,
you working out or something?
You know what it is?
When you work out and you still have fat,
sorry, but you still got some fat Well, you know what it is, is that when you work out and you still have fat, sorry, but
you still got some fat there, buddy.
I'm not denying it.
That's for sure.
I feel you.
I have some.
When you're not burning away the fat and you're building muscle, the muscle builds underneath
the fat and it just pushes it out, man.
Yeah, but can you imagine?
It makes you look bulky.
Can you imagine if I had gone in the comments and I'm like, well, you know, it's different
because I'm growing muscle and the muscle's under there.
That's the way to do it, man.
When I step on the scale and I haven't really lost any weight or even I gained some weight, especially recently, I'm plumping and the muscles under the That's the way to do it, man. When I step on the scale and I haven't
really lost any weight or even I gain some weight,
especially recently, I'm plumping up a little bit.
I'm like, hey, muscle
weighs more than fat, guys.
That one time
I went to the gym last week,
obviously why I spiked a pound or two.
I tell myself that every time and I like to
completely just avoid the fact that I had
Panda Express the day before and burgers two days prior. I'm like, you know what? Like
I went to the gym like a week ago. It's definitely muscle. Randy, if you want to be thin and slim
like Tyler, maybe you just, you need to be as sleep deprived as he is working all these hours
and you'll lose dumb weight. I'm honestly really pissed at Tyler about his sleep schedule because
dude, you're going to bring yourself out. And i know you don't listen to me for crap no but i'm telling you tyler bro you gotta slow down and sleep at night
at a proper time not to sound like your dad but you have to do it i are you're not taking some
you're an effing liar but dude at night but you need to go to bed two days ago you need to go to
bed at a responsible time you You're getting older, dude.
Now the risk isn't being crappy throughout the day.
Now your risk is death.
So you should probably kick back a little bit.
It's death, losing your job, all kinds of crap.
It's funny you mention that because...
Be disciplined, dude.
It's well established that.
Tyler doesn't have to be at work until like 5,
so he has no reason to get good sleep.
Yeah, he needs to go to bed.
Anyways, enough with Tyler.
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you guys want some food news yes hell yeah jesus. Jesus, Tyler Cobb down. All right. Lay's potato chips.
And I thought this was already announced, but I guess it's finally officially being
released.
Cheesy garlic bread chips.
All in, all out.
I'd be down with those.
Sounds good.
Yeah, sounds pretty good.
I love me some garlic bread.
Oh, yeah.
All day, every day.
We were just talking about garlic bread, man.
I love it.
Some Texas toast.
Yeah.
Randy's trying to plan out his dinners for the week, so I'm helping him out.
Yeah. With Texas toast? Yeah. So, like, I've it. Some Texas toast. Yeah, Randy's trying to plan out his dinners for the week, so I'm helping him out. With Texas toast? Yeah, so like I've established... Texas toast
is so good. Yeah, especially
in Texas, right, Tyler? Oh, yeehaw. It's just toast
in Texas. Out in Texas
it's considered a vegetable, actually. Yeah.
No, yeah, I was talking to Eric because I'm trying to
establish one day a week in the hopes of
saving on money, just like making
a pretty fancy
food dish, if you will, so this week I think I'm going to do pasta and garlic bread. But I was kind of stressing on the garlic bread, and he was like, just like making like a pretty fancy food dish, if you will.
So this week I think I'm going to do pasta and garlic bread.
But I was kind of stressing on the garlic bread.
He was like, just get Texas toast.
So I think I'm going to just do that.
All right.
So everybody's down?
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Okay, cool.
Here's another piece of food news.
We talked about it on the Woody Show.
Ikea has a new pulled pork sandwich, all in, all out.
It's getting great reviews.
I'm say in.
Yeah, I'd be in. I don't find myself at Ikea all too often but the next time if it's there i'll definitely get it and i posed this
question on the woody show costco for their dollar menus or ikea for the dollar menus costco
costco by a mile costco should cost more but i think the owner told the other like the co-owners
like if you raise the price i'll kill you you or something. That's a legit thing.
Yes, he did say that.
The ice cream stuff at the dollar menu looks better at Ikea, though.
It is better.
It is better.
But what even is on the dollar menu at Costco?
I think it's only the hot dog.
Everything else is like $4 or more.
I'm just calling it the dollar menu.
The value menu.
Drink $1.50.
Pizza and a slice for $2.50.
It's not $4.
Me and my family used to go
there on Sundays after
church for lunch. Feed a family
of five for $20.
You can't beat it. A hot dog and a drink for $1.50.
Same thing at Ikea, though.
Get the churro, dunk it in the shake,
or the little yogurt they have.
I guess each one has its
cons, though, because with Ikea, you gotta go through a
maze, but with Costco, you need a membership to get it.
Dude, Ikea, you could just walk through the side door.
There's a side entrance.
Costco's food's outside half the time.
Costco, you need a membership.
Costco started really enforcing the rule that you have to show your membership.
No, Eric, I was just there last week.
For the food.
For the food.
Even outside, you have to start showing your card now.
Shout out to Costco Lakewood.
I've never been carded.
No, I'm telling you.
It's a recent thing.
It just started happening.
It's a little off-putting.
Next up for Eric, Truly Makes Lemonade Ice Pops.
All in, all out.
I'm down, honestly, because I'm over the Truly Seltzers.
Truly Seltzers has been jacking on my stomach.
So I'm right back.
I can't do more than one.
Got pulled right back in. I'm right back, you know. I can't do more than one. Well, you know, like got pulled right back in.
I'm a strictly claw guy again.
Yeah.
But the alcohol pops, they started, I think they kind of got popular maybe like last year
or so.
I tried some like margarita ones from Kirkland, from Costco.
But yeah, these like almost adult Otter Pops, I'm in for any of them.
Yeah.
They said, pull up to the pool and enjoy a nice ice pop.
The one problem i have
with these ice pop things and it probably did it as a kid for anybody listening to this with like
otter pops is i get kind of drunk with them and then i like don't realize that i'm straight effing
up my lips oh yeah the plastic yeah i'll like i'll be like wake up the next morning i'm like
what the f is my lip why am i so chapped i'm like oh no i'm an idiot deep throating otter pops
look what you do with the pool
is your own business, man.
Here's another thing. Chick-fil-A
is gearing up to launch an all-new
online-only chick-wing
restaurant called
Outfox Wings.
Now, Outfox Wings. So, it's kind of
like those ghost kitchens where you can only
order items through
apps like Uber Eats and DoorDash and things like that.
Right.
All in, all out.
I probably have to try it.
Anything Chick-fil-A does probably has potential at least.
Do you know what it reminds me a lot of is our good friends from Lazy Dog.
They have their own version that's super good, and it's called Jolene's Wings.
Oh, yeah.
Hell, yeah. It's the exact same thing
as Jolene's Wings, but
Jolene's Wings, you can get alcohol with it.
Yes. There we go.
I'm in. I went to Lazy Dog over the
weekend, by the way. Yeah. After my
sister's graduation. Dude, you're a Lazy Dog fiend, man.
I love, I probably, in the last
month and a half, I've gone to Lazy Dog
four times. And he's part of the beer club.
Part of the beer club. Get 22
ounces for 16 ounce prices. Lazy Dog
all day, every day. You know what I'm saying?
Here's one for Bort.
I know Bort's waiting for the food news.
I know I'm staying silent throughout
most of this until he said alcohol, but yeah.
I have something for you.
Beyond Meat is giving away free
samples to Walmart
shoppers because they are expanding to all locations across the country.
All in, all out.
Hell yeah, all in.
I'm down.
I love that Beyond Meat.
It's really good.
The taco meat's dope.
They didn't explain how they're giving away the free samples.
I read the article like four times.
Yeah.
And they didn't say how they're giving away free samples for Beyond Meat.
Probably maybe there's like a coupon when you walk in the freezer section.
Yeah.
And you can grab it.
Maybe.
Maybe.
I don't care what it is.
Just give it to me.
I don't care what it is.
It could be a coupon.
It could be like, dude, they're doing demos again at grocery stores.
People handing out food in the grocery stores.
COVID or not, they're like, here you go.
Try the food.
Oh, nice.
I'll do it.
Have you seen the Impossible Meat commercials?
Like it's like.
No.
They make like, they make really delicious looking burgers. Like it was like a quadruple stack burger. I thought, oh, it's like... No. They make really delicious-looking burgers.
Like, it was like a quadruple-stack burger.
I thought, oh, it's got to be the greasiest thing ever.
Oh, no.
And it's like impossible.
Oh, my God.
Dude, the Impossible Burger.
So, okay, if I have to divvy it up, what's really good with what?
The Beyond Meat is fantastic for taco meat.
Like, it gets seasoned well.
It's really good.
But if you want a good burger, the Impossible Burgers are freaking delicious.
Nice.
So damn good.
If you make them at home or if you go to Burger King, you can get them.
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Now people say, oh, it tastes just like a burger.
No, it doesn't.
It doesn't taste like, I'm not saying it's bad.
I'm not saying it's bad.
Like I will enjoy it.
I'll eat it.
Yeah.
But when people say, I can't tell the difference, that is a freaking lie, dude.
There is certain brands that are seasoned so correctly.
Lies!
No, I'm being 1,000% honest right now.
I'll do a blind taste test.
That's fine.
You can do the blind taste test.
Let's do it.
But I'm telling you, there's times where my wife will look at me and go, I can't tell.
And I'm like, hang on.
Let me bite into it a little bit further.
And I have to look at the texture.
And I go, okay, it's a fake one.
I don't know if I've ever even tried any of the fake meat options on anything.
Really? Let's go.
To be honest.
I've tried it.
It's not bad by any means.
It's pretty good, but you can definitely tell there's a difference.
Yeah.
Well, where'd you go, though?
There's a difference per place you go.
If you go to McDonald's, your burger's going to taste different than Burger King,
than Carl's, the In-N-Out.
They all taste different.
We'll find a location where we can get a regular burger and then a
beyond burger i'll tell you what i think a burger king is doing like the buy one get the other one
for a dollar and they do have the normal whopper and the impossible whopper both on there all right
they just brought it back there we go possible there we go there's one right down the street
a burger king i know you've been shouting out that burger for quite a long time so maybe we
can do the taste test there all right i'm I'm going to switch to tech news. Now it does involve some food. Now, Randy, I'm sure you're going to
support all of this. You used to work at Chipotle and now Chipotle needs to hire a ton of people
and how they're doing it. They're doing it through discord. Now, can you explain
what discord is to, you know, some people that might be listening? They don't know what it is.
Yeah. So Discord essentially is
a program that was created to
let gamers be able to chat with their friends.
So it's essentially online chat rooms.
Live chat, yeah. Yeah, live chat. Because
oftentimes the problem people would have was
that when you played on the PC, you couldn't talk to your
friends. Or if you played on PlayStation and Xbox,
you couldn't talk to one another. So Discord
was created to give people the ability
to be in the same party
with live chat live text chat and also be able to play the games and communicate so essentially what
it is it's sort of just a messenger board uh program if you will apparently chipotle has
their own channel and that's how they're gonna find people to hire for their location have you
ever filled out a paper application for a job i have young enough for that i i have in fact i i
this one time,
they gave me the application. It was like three pages.
I just decided I'm not going to apply.
I just walked out.
Man, it's Brett and myself and Tyler included.
We're old enough to remember you'd go
into a mall and just walk
store by store. Are you guys hiring?
Okay, here's your application. Bring it back tomorrow.
You have to get rejected by all of them.
Or you have to apply right there
and then you have to remember all your
past jobs, when you started, when you
ended. You had to memorize everything.
A minute ago, I applied to a mom and pop
hardware store here in town.
Three page application.
Never got a call back. See, I missed
writing stuff out, man. I kind of like
it was like something I was doing.
Did you call them what what do you
mean yeah why did you follow up yeah that's that's how i found i didn't get the job because after
like a month or so i'm like i thought you were just like oh i didn't get a call i guess i was
like i had to use a pen i know and they didn't call me it's weird this place my phone i had to
put in effort i was so mad because i i felt like i put so much time to the application and this
place mind you has a cat listed as an employee so i'm like great they hired a cat but they haven't hired me so annoying so the cat the cat got hired over
you yeah a freaking cat got hired instead of me it's so stupid the cat's like following me around
it's almost like as if he's like hey man do you need anything we're gonna help you and i meanwhile
i'm here like damn i just want a job. Yeah, right? Meow, meow, meow.
Wow.
The cat actually hops up on the counter when someone's being checked out.
The cat's trained as hell.
So they're looking at Randy like, oh, cat or this guy?
The first time I went, I was so worried the cat was going to walk out with me.
And the cat just stops at the gate and just turns around and walks back.
Mr. Whisker's over there.
Make sure that you leave.
This cat greets you.
So just in case you're wondering, String is on aisle 13 and Imitation Fish are on 25 in the back.
Nice.
That thing is loss prevention.
Just follow you and make sure you're not stupid.
So mad, man.
So, I was so mad.
That was the last time I was like,
never again am I doing paper applications.
All right.
I'm going to go into some more tech news,
but I just have some breaking news on my phone
that the CDC says if you're fully vaccinated you can return to life
as normal with no masks right now right now yeah it's breaking news all over the place it's on abc
right now i wonder how people are still gonna wear masks though both as like a precaution and
also like kind of like a fashion statement because i feel like some people are like you know what
these are sort of trendy that would be me yeah This is what I'm kind of annoyed by though.
When they gave you your vaccination card,
they didn't even make it like wallet size.
You know, they made it three times
the size of a business card.
So if you're walking around
and everything's back to normal
and then people go,
are you vaccinated?
Like, am I going to carry around this big ass car?
Yeah, it's really convenient.
My sister gave me these little like,
not lamination, but they're almost like ID slips to carry around this big ass car? Yeah, it's really convenient. My sister gave me these little, like not lamination,
but they're almost like ID slips
to carry around.
I was offered a PDF link.
Oh, really?
For my car.
That's smart.
Yeah.
Yeah, like you put it on your mobile wallet.
Yeah, like it's supposed to be updated
once I get the second one.
Oh, that's dope.
It never ceases to amaze me
how every other country
can think of like cool,
innovative ways to use technology to like make things like this easier to do.
But meanwhile, America's like, here's a card that's too big for your wallet.
Because here's the thing.
All they want to do, no matter what, if you want to be vaccinated or not or whatever the
thing is, they just want to get their numbers and say, look, we did it.
Now we can open.
They're never going to ask for these cards after six months from now.
America is so annoying sometimes.
Believe me. I know. I've traveled everywhere.
I know that things can be done better.
I know. Vietnam
had walk-through desanitation
stations in their capital.
They've been trying to do a high-speed rail
almost my entire life in California
and they have high-speed rails
around the world where you can
get anywhere you want.
You can even go under the freaking ocean.
Shout to Europe.
Months, thousands of years ago,
built temples on mountainsides,
and we can't build a stupid train rail here in America.
Nope.
Nope, because idiots.
Yeah, so dumb. So that's all great news.
That's awesome news for us
because that just means more events.
It's about to be on.
Nice. It's going to be Party Time usa up in this bitch what what oh yeah pentagram master
be all day every time you're gonna hear that miley cyrus song about partying the usa all right
so check this out target now you were talking about this board yep it was announced this was
on my tech news i don't know how it's tech news, but it says Target will stop selling Pokemon cards. Yep.
What is going on?
Okay, so the scalper situation got extremely out of hand with...
Are people boxing or something?
In the parking lot?
There are two Pokemon fight clubs?
Oh, dude.
So originally it was people going every single day,
and then Target got wise to the situation and said,
okay, only on Fridays are we restocking cards
right that led to people camping out overnight lines of people early in the morning fights
amongst people attacking employees and fights in the store and stealing the cards and smaller shops
are being broken into around town specifically our town that we're in right now being broken into for
pokemon cards to the point where you know other customers other customers are like, I can't get any. I can't get here.
I just want to collect or I'm just, I want to buy some for my kids. Can't get it. So finally,
Target was like, okay, we're limiting them now on Fridays to three per person. Then it was one per
person. Oh no. Because me and my dad went, and by the way, you think they're joking about the one
per person. The computer locked up on us when I tried to scan a second pack of cards.
Oh, wow.
So now they're like, you know what?
Too much drama, not worth it.
No more.
So they're saying-
Because what's worth all that drama to them?
That's like no money to them.
Exactly.
And they could just sell them online and be like, look, just do it on the online distro.
And they're doing that with the console games too, like the Xbox and the PS5.
They're doing that as well.
But so Target's like, nope, online only for the time being.
Yeah, because they don't want people clotheslining each other in the stores.
But you know they're not coming back.
Imagine going to work and being stressed out because you're in the Pokemon aisle.
Yeah, you're like, oh, great.
And other people are like, oh, man, I'm a cop, you know.
I got to deal with these trolls.
I got to deal with criminals.
Like, damn it, I'm a cop. I got to deal with these trolls. I got to deal with criminals. I'm in the toy aisle.
Jeez.
Dude, I've actually talked to the employees at Target.
The guys going to the toy aisles, I'm like, what's up with those guys?
They're like, dude, you don't even know.
They will literally go through my boxes thinking that I'm sneaking past Pokemon cards to put
them somewhere else.
And they'll rip open the stuff.
And not only Target, Walmart has announced that they are completely cutting off
any trading card sales.
They're not selling any more from now on.
Wow.
Every store.
What's crazy is this is a bulk of people
who just haven't gone back to work
or looking for jobs.
Yeah, I know.
Even though we have a worker shortage
in the country.
Everywhere.
And they're just still like,
you know what, I'll just sell cars
because it's easier to do
because they have this illusion that they
don't have to work.
Where do they get the money?
I don't know.
What do you think?
The same people who are like, hey, don't work.
We'll just send you money.
Idiots.
So what you're telling me is that people are a-holes and it's a mini Black Friday every
day.
Got it.
True that.
True that.
Oh, speaking about hiring, just a couple of places.
Sergeant Pepperoni's.
We love them.
We know that they're hiring.
They're located in
Southern California, multiple locations. They were looking for people in their Irvine location.
Also our friends at Kura Sushi. I love that place so much. They were putting it out there
that they are hiring and they have multiple locations all over. So all over the country,
you can find Kura Sushi and they're hiring and go
work there because we love to come visit you at work.
I don't think anything just made me more hungry
right now than Kura Sushi
and Sajet Pepperonis. Like let's go
get the sushi on the conveyor belts
and let's go get some pizza pinwheels.
Oh heck yeah. Yeah. Alright.
Well I'm going to switch it up. I was googling
Would You Rather and this list
came up. It says Would would you rather kids edition?
Oh, okay.
Interesting.
And I thought it had some funny questions on there.
So I'm going to ask you guys, would you rather kids edition questions?
And here's the first question.
Okay.
You ready?
Would you rather lick a dirty trash can or a bathroom floor?
Oh.
Trash can.
Trash can.
Easy.
Trash can.
Bathroom floor.
Bathroom floor. Yeah. Because at least the bathroom floor gets clean. The trash can never can easy trash can bathroom floor bathroom floor yeah because at
least the bathroom floor gets clean the trash can never does oh yeah true you see some trash cans
out there i'm also assuming there's a trash bag in my also also are we talking are we talking
about a trash can that's like hanging out outside the one that you put all your trash
let's say outside trash can you think about what goes in trash cans it's just food it's like
no no no no also go in there. Raccoons go in there.
Diapers. Raccoons go in.
They start pulling things apart.
What kind of bathroom floor are we talking about?
I keep my trash cans pretty clean.
Are we talking about a gas station bathroom?
What are we doing?
I'll give you the situation.
Outside trash can
that's outside of a convenience store
like 7-Eleven
or a bathroom outside of a convenience store like 7-Eleven or
a bathroom
or a bathroom
at a McDonald's.
Like a trash can in Westlake
is a lot different than a trash can in Van Nuys.
Okay, let's just assume
I'm still going trash can.
It's outside a normal convenience store
and then the McDonald's isn't the most ratchet
McDonald's you've ever been to. I'm still going bathroom dude i don't think i'm gonna go i don't even like going into the
bathroom when i can smell that somebody's been in the bathroom like i hate it half of the employees
at those kinds of restaurants at those fast food places just walk in and they sign their their
signature like all right i checked dude i always see those like the little checkoff marks like oh
scribble scrabble was here at one o'clock and did their duty i've never seen a single person shut down the bathroom to mop or
anything no never trash can all right here's the next question would you rather have a magic carpet
that flies or have your own personal robot robot come on magic carpet i think i choose magic carpet
magic carpet yeah or robot magic carpet carpet sounds carpet. Yeah. Or robot. Magic carpet.
Carpet sounds more fun.
This is kind of tough, I think, because your robot can fly.
Yeah.
No.
Magic carpet isn't going to kill me in my sleep.
Yeah, but you flying a magic carpet might fly into a building.
And then you're dead.
Or you might fall off.
I had to send off this fire tweet, you know, so.
Actually, let's also assuming that the carpet can, you know, so I crashed my carpet. Actually, let's also assuming
that the carpet can,
you know,
carry me in the first place.
To be able to fly around,
that'd be pretty awesome.
I mean,
what if the robot
was a transformer
and you turned it to a jet?
That's what he's shooting
a robot at.
Brett's standing
in a corner of Transformers
up first
to hit the robot.
All right,
here's another question.
Would you rather be
the worst player
on a team that always wins
or the best player on a team that always loses?
We did this on Tailgater.
Yeah, we did this on Tailgater.
All right, what was your answers?
I think I would say best player on a really bad team
because at least you'd get to play.
Because if you're a really bad player on a good team,
you're probably not going to see the field.
True, but sometimes if you're a bad player on a really good team,
you still become a fan favorite.
I'm trying to think.
No, no, no.
Hear me out.
You're thinking professional.
I'm thinking like Parks and Rec or something, dude.
Oh, if it's Parks and Rec, I'd rather be the best player.
Yeah, yeah.
We're on two different frequencies here.
If we're in pro, man, I mean, dude,
I've gone through most of my life being like the mediocre player
who just works hard, and that's why I'm successful.
So definitely, you know, let somebody else,
you know, as long as we're winning.
Yeah, I'd go best player on a horrible team.
Screw that.
Yeah, because if you're the best player on a horrible team,
everybody's going to be talking about you.
Yeah, exactly.
At least not everyone will be like,
hey, there's that dumbass that plays on our team that we hate.
Let's say it's collegiate or something,
and you're on the verge of going pro.
They'll be like, dude, this guy is like a stud.
Look at how bad everyone looks compared to him.
Even though you're just as bad, just, you know,
you're better. Here's another question.
Would you rather have an eye
in the middle of your head or
two noses?
Where was that second nose at?
Two noses right next to each other.
No, why would you want a second nose?
Third eye, for sure.
No, you'd have one eye in the middle. Just one eye.
Oh, so you're sucking it all in middle just one eye oh i thought we're having
a third eye clops in it okay so you're either lila from futurama or the you have two noses
the nose things from freaking south park um one eye or two noses cyclops yeah noses are weird man
noses are so weird dude no like noses don't stop growing like if if you realize old people have big ears and big noses because they don't stop growing.
So imagine you're 80.
Their face is straight.
You got two humongous schnozzes on your face because you picked the wrong option back in
Tyler.
I'll go Cyclops.
Cyclops.
That's weird to have two noses on your face.
Menace?
That's just too much.
Yeah, I think I'm going Cyclops as well.
All right.
Would you rather go water skiing or snow skiing
i'll give my answer i love water skiing i mean falling in snow hurts yeah i mean you can still
f yourself up water skiing i have so much more fun water skiing i suck at snowboarding which
which is unfortunate because i love skateboarding so much i i can't snowboard for some reason
because i don't like my feet locked into the board.
Skiing I can do, but water skiing is so much fun.
Yeah, I think I'd do water skiing.
Water skiing sounds more fun.
I haven't done either,
but I think if I got the option to choose,
I would choose water skiing.
Can you imagine him on any of the stuff?
That'd be fun, man.
We were talking earlier about his knees.
They're so busted.
One day of snowboarding,
he wouldn't walk for two, three weeks.
Yeah.
His knees, your knees gets,
when you suck at snowboarding in the beginning oh you get your knees are destroyed because that's the only brace you have you don't have and your ass and your knees are so banged up
after your first one and it's nice only do water skiing if you're ever gonna do this yeah like
dude your knees have you have you seen those uh those videos of those guys who like hang off the
sides of the boats and basically like ski, but without the water.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The crazy part about that is it's like, they have to go so fast for that to work.
They're going like 70 on a,
in a boat and there's on their feet.
Yeah.
I'm going snow skiing over water skiing.
I'm not a fan of water.
I'd rather be in snow.
I like covered up head to toe and snowboard.
Exactly.
I guess it looks like a badass with all the black gear.
You're going to have a bad time.
Tyler, I'm really interested to hear your answer.
So I was thinking about this,
and I actually think I would rather go water skiing.
And I say that because when you go water skiing,
I heard that.
When you go...
You think he would skip like a rock?
No.
When you go water skiing, you're able to hold on to
basically the little thing that connects it to the boat the rope yes yeah okay yes the rope when
you're going skiing you're not holding on to anything and you have no control it's just gravity
immediately freak out yeah gravity's on his friend dude i don't know man like it's there's like a lot
of cool parts to each one of these like being being towed by a boat is pretty badass but then if once you're on top of a mountain snowboarding is
pretty like when you get to the top and you're looking down on the mountain and it's just
dead quiet it's pretty it's pretty cool it's pretty dope all right here's the next question
very kid like eat donuts or candy donuts donuts donuts. Donuts. Easy. I'm a whore. I can put
candy on my donuts.
Okay.
That was the fattest thing today.
Would you rather have an extra
finger or extra toe?
Extra finger, you know what I'm saying?
I'm saying
extra toe because at least
I can hide it.
I would even be embarrassed of an extra finger. at least I can hide it. Exactly. No, extra finger. I wouldn't even be embarrassed of an extra finger.
What?
You would rock it?
Okay, well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
There's got to be some cool advantage to having an extra thumb or an extra finger.
When I was in kindergarten, a girl had an, no, first grade, a girl had an extra thumb.
I wouldn't be embarrassed at all.
If you have an extra hand and you're decently athletic, you probably could use that to advantage
somehow.
But I think if you have an extra toe, you might get really extra grip
on everything. But it's only
one foot though. You'd probably be really good at
water skiing. Yeah, true. What if you could
start climbing up walls and stuff because you have an extra
toe. But let's say you have
an, well, it really depends on how
big the finger is because it could be a little
pinky. Yeah, because when sometimes
people, they have missing fingers,
I don't even notice. Yeah.
I know somebody who's missing a toe.
Like the Black Power Ranger.
He's missing a finger.
Can you imagine being a baseball player,
like a pitcher or something with an extra finger?
That's what I'm saying, man.
If you're decently athletic,
you toss in an extra middle finger or an extra pinky,
and you have a little extra grip on a football,
that's got to be an advantage.
But that's what I'm saying, though.
That's totally contingent on if you actually get a decent decent finger you could get like a half developed yeah then you got
like a nub and then you're screwed yeah uh would you rather be forced to walk on all fours constantly
or walk backwards constantly walk backwards backwards i would choose death if i had to walk
on all four that sounds like a nightmare yeah definitely backwards backwards creeping people
out that people could think you're possessed if you're walking on all fours i'm walking
backwards you know what i was guessing backwards until tyler said that i'd like
to be going on all fours all right yeah but that okay but that also means you
have to be strong enough to be able to like constantly move on all fours uh
have you seen my legs i used to skateboard man yeah that doesn't go away
all right here's another one here's one that might be difficult would you rather
be the funniest person alive or the smartest person alive well tyler's neither so she should yeah so let's ask
tyler which one would you rather be the funniest person alive or the smartest person alive um i
think i'd rather be the funniest person alive i i in no in all seriousness i like making people
laugh so yeah well you do that quite often, at least in this room.
I know.
I love laughing at you.
I don't know if that's good or bad, but still.
I think I'd want to be smartest because I feel like more opportunities would open for you if you're the smartest person.
Like getting a really good paying job.
And it probably would be super easy for you because you're so goddamn smart.
We're talking about the smartest person alive. So let's say, you know, people would think, oh, if you're the smartest person, you would probably financially benefit from that, right?
But look at Dave Chappelle.
Look at Seinfeld.
Look at Jay Leno.
People that are financially set for the rest of their lives.
So being the funniest person alive, the money will come.
Yeah, I'm still going smartest because they got to like at least they got to go through
some like seedy clubs.
At least they got to build up.
If I'm smart, I'm just going to look at this wave of this stock market.
OK, here's that.
I'm instantly rich.
I don't got to go to the laugh factory or the comedy club to work my way up.
Yeah, because if you're the funniest guy, like Eric said, you got to work.
You're doing comedy and pookipsy and making 50 bucks a night.
But if you're the smartest guy, you know,
you probably go through Harvard super easily and then start
your own company and make a bajillion dollars.
If I'm the smartest person alive, I'm not going to school at all.
I'm gonna spend
my time building giant fighting
robots, laser swords, and all this other
cool stuff people want to buy. And then by the way, oh, hey guys,
guess what? Cured cancer. Right, yeah.
By the way, did that. Hey, any other problems you got? You guys want me to clone you and you could live forever? Great, do buy. Oh, hey guys, guess what? Cured cancer. By the way, did that. Hey, any other
problems you got? You guys want me to clone you and you could live
forever? Great, do that. Oh, the
ozone layer's messed up? Ah, fixed it.
See you guys on Mars. Yeah, do you want to go to Mars?
Let's just terraform. Oh, already did.
Oh, we don't have any water? Figure out how to
make more water. And guess what? I'm paying Dave Chappelle to come make
me laugh. Here's a
question though, because I've seen this arise
a lot. The whole ignorance is bliss thing. Do you feel like being too smart would be a burden though like you
just know everything so like you know nothing's really breathtaking or remarkable to you it's
like you just know everything wow that is a pretty deep question for randy i mean i'm pretty smart
and it's not it's okay it's fine i choose what i want to know so it's fine okay well i was gonna
say i don't think any of us are to that caliber
of
hey guys
guys want to figure out
how they build the pyramids
I know it
yeah
but think about that
think about that
like if people are like
if everyone's like
dude aliens built it
and you're like
these effing idiots
like that takes away
from the fun
or does it add to it
because you're just
going through life
like you're an idiot
you're an idiot
exactly
interdimensional traveling
so dumb
yeah alright guys well we're going to wrap this up thank you so much for listening to our podcast through life like you're an idiot you're an idiot exactly interdimensional traveling so dumb yeah
all right guys well we're gonna wrap this up thank you so much for listening to our podcast
please go enter that contest on my instagram at menace m-e-n-a-c-e that's at menace and if you
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and see a live sporting event.
Go support them because we have now become partners with the Guiltinies.
We love them.
What, what?
You know what?
Go check them out.
And it all has to do with Randy.
Randy had some great interviews with some of the players.
You can check it out at Tailgater Sports on Instagram.
Make sure you listen to the podcast at tailgater sports just go to tailgater sports.com boards you have
the broadcast what's going on with the broadcast the broadcast.com well you can go find the latest
episode of the broadcast this weekend on the broadcast.com um i've decided a new format i am
going to not try to stall the podcast because other people won't be on.
So now it will be the Ready, Set, Team.
It's always going to be me, Shasta Cole, and Eddie.
And if that is not possible, I will have a special guest host with me every single episode.
So special guest host this week is my buddy Pugs.
He does an internet radio show podcast for horror movies.
It's called Flesh Wound Radio.
He also has a new band out called Deviant Vulture School.
So we're going to talk about everything with his band, everything with his
podcast, pro wrestling, Star Wars,
The Bad Batch. If you're a fan of that, we cover
all of it this week on the broadcast.
Nice. Also, listen to
the Nerd Now podcast with Ravy,
Randy, and Cameron.
Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com.
That's the nerdnowpodcast.com.
Listen to the Joe Coy podcast.
Just go to j-o-k-o-y.com. He has announced Joe Coy podcast. Just go to J O K O Y.com.
He has announced tour dates.
He has a movie coming out.
He has a book that's out called mixed plate.
Pick it up on Amazon.
Also check out my friend Emily with the sex with Emily podcast.
Just go to sex with Emily.com or follow her on Instagram at sex with Emily.
Our friends,
man,
Kim,
they are banned.
You can stream their music wherever you find music.
They are killing it on Tik TOK.
They are blowing up.
So make sure if you have Tik TOK,
follow them at Matt and Kim.
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listen to the mothership,
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Just search the Woody show.
Brett,
do you have anything to say before we leave?
I know we touched
upon it but are we not gonna rip randy anymore for his damn shorts this past weekend oh dude
people why at what's new pod on instagram check out these shorts the picture that we took in front
of the t-rex if you want to chime in on the comments why why would you just not walk back
up to your room and change your shorts because i love my shorts i honestly didn't really have
a problem shorts i mean. Brett never wears shorts.
I'm wearing shorts right now. He does wear shorts.
I've never seen him wear shorts.
He actually has shorts on right now.
I don't look at Brett's lower body.
I couldn't help but see all of your lower body
with those damn shorts, man.
And you're welcome. No one told you to look.
What's new pod on Instagram?
After you're done looking at my shorts, you can eat my shorts.
Alright.
Okay.
I'll just toss it to myself now. new pod on Instagram. After you're done looking at my shorts, you can eat my shorts. All right. Okay.
I'll just toss it to myself now.
Okay.
Do it.
I kind of wanted to piggyback off of this because I'm surprised you mentioned this actually,
but a big thank you to Julian who went out to Morongo and brought us all this really cool things.
Thank you.
I know Brett.
This is legit.
This is probably one of the few times I've actually seen Brett happy.
Like in a work environment.
Most of the time, most of the time. Most of the time, Brett's like,
Randy was at Brett's wedding, right?
Yeah.
That was at a work event, though.
Even then, Brett was like, where are all these people?
Most of the time, Brett's somewhere. He's like,
I was mad stressed out that day, too.
Randy's like, I got two. I got two.
I got two moments. But Brett looked really happy
and I loved the gift that he gave me.
Yeah, what did he give you?
He gave me a numbered drawing of Mewtwo.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, that was dope.
That was super awesome.
I know he gave Soundweave something.
He even gave Tyler something, believe it or not.
Oh, nice.
A little trash can.
Yeah, he gave me a Funko, too.
It was awesome.
Yeah, I got a dope transformer still in the box from the 90s.
So thank you to him.
And then also he asked me
the least we could do is a shout
out the DJ that he manages.
DJ Cozar. DJ Cozar.
What? Shout to you.
Thank you for the gifts, man. Thank you so much.
I actually was so happy with this. Not only did I
thank him on Instagram and now here, I also
thanked him on my podcast. So I'm thanking
people all over the place with this damn transformer
that I'm so excited about. That was like, can you believe he gave me this man like dude who would give this to me the best
part about it was so like we had some stuff to do after you know the recording so brett's walking
around morongo with this like just in the box transformer and i'm like no you can't touch it
like he knew what it was he didn't even take off the bubble wrap he was like him like the whole
time he's holding him like a baby. Yeah, like a child.
I literally have the equipment.
And I'm like, I think I'm protecting the toy more than the equipment right now.
That was funny.
Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Another shameless plug.
Tailgater Sports on Instagram.
Go check out the stuff Randy and you put together with the Giltinis.
It's actually really well done.
Randy holds himself pretty well in the interview.
I'm so surprised that people are like, hey, Randy can do interviews.
Wow, I'm crazy.
What?
No, not you.
I can't compliment Dick. I'm not talking about you are like, hey, Randy can do interviews. Wow, I'm crazy. What? No, not you. I'm not talking about you.
No, I know.
But going into it, knowing you guys were there, and I'm like, okay, I want to see these guys.
Randy was able to find and interview the only two people that were smaller than him.
I know.
I was waiting to see a fridge.
I wanted to see a dude next to him.
Dude, there was massive dudes there.
And it's funny because they're so cool.
I was talking smack to them. I was like, oh, this guy randy he said he could take you guys out he said he was going to show you around and how to uh how to play rugby and they were super fun
and chill but they could crush me at any moment yeah i had like i had like pull them like because
a few were like were like you know they were chirping me and they're like hey so you can
you can take me down on it i don't i don aside. I'm like, hey, man, they got the glasses. Don't listen to him.
He's on drugs.
Massive dudes.
Yeah, so I think we have one more interview.
We have one up on Tailgater Sports right now,
and we have one more going up a little later.
Yeah, so it's going to be Christian Rodriguez.
He's actually a local player, born and raised in Hawaiian Gardens.
Oh, sweet.
It was fun talking to him.
Nice.
Yeah, it's cool.
All right, Tyler, anything to say before we leave?
I also have a little bit of a shameless plug.
So the station over here in Houston gave me my own public figure Facebook page.
And that is where I started posting all of the blogs that I am writing.
Just a little bit of stuff for the station here and there.
It does have a comment section.
Oh, my God.
It does.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
I have been harassing this man in the comment section oh my god uh it does yes oh yes i have been harassing this man in the
comment section you commented on one thing you need to you haven't seen the other comments i
the recent comment i had was i'm just saying have we seen aaron rogers and elvis in the same room
so that is the only comment of yours i've seen so now okay okay anyways you can find that on
facebook it is facebook.com obviously obviously, slash producer heavy tea.
Producer heavy tea on Facebook.
Oh, I'm liking the ish out of this page.
Oh, heck yeah.
I like it so hard.
Dude, I'm going to put the notifications on.
I've had people hitting me up.
They're like, I keep getting invited to Tyler's page.
I'm like, just follow him.
I only sent one invite.
I think it accidentally went a couple more times.
That's such a lie.
That was actually me.
I got the invite and I went, maybe I'll like it later.
Dude, I just like the page.
Oh, hell yes.
You know, it took me a year and a half to accept Tyler's friend request on Facebook,
so I'll let this one simmer a little bit.
All right.
Ooh, this one.
The New Jersey minor league baseball team
and it just shows them
holding food.
Does that explain
what the post is about?
So Tyler wrote an article.
Okay, I wasn't going
to bring this up
and Eric and I
were kind of ribbing him for this.
Tyler wrote an article,
I think, like one or two weeks ago
and it seemed like he pissed off
the entire city of Houston with it.
Like, there are people
who are commenting,
it's obvious a 12-year-old
wrote this.
This is why no one listens to your station.
It was fun stuff
but Tyler's getting good fun.
They talked a lot of crap about it
but it got over 12,000 views on Twitter.
Once you have a hater you know you made it
but the funniest part about this is
Tyler's lived in Houston for what? Five months?
And obviously he's writing blogs
Houston listen to me.
Houston, you better be doing this.
Who is this guy?
Attention, Houston. Calling on Houston.
You know what really baffles me too?
I am writing on behalf of the people.
You know what baffles me too though
is the fact that Tyler hasn't even
taken an updated picture for his profile page.
He still has his
family portrait.
It's him in California.
Listen, we have taken updated pictures for the show.
Just they have not gotten back to us for whatever reason.
They were birded and trashed.
The photography editor is like,
God, how am I supposed to fix this?
Cutting room floor, man.
Cutting room floor.
God.
All right.
It is very hot in here.
Awesome, man. Shout out to whoever gave you the page. It's 2012 or something. Yeah, heck yeah. Strong. God. All right. It is very hot in here. Awesome, man.
Shout out to whoever gave you the page.
It's 2012 or something.
Yeah, heck yeah.
Strong.
I like your page.
Sorry, Randy.
Do you have a page?
Do you have a page, Randy?
No, because I don't use Facebook.
Okay.
Simmer down now.
Oh, come on.
We're just having fun.
All right.
They're best friends.
They love each other.
Facebook.com slash producer heavy T.
See?
He couldn't remember it.
Yeah.
It should have just been heavy T, but I'm sure
someone already has it. You know what? Since we're on the topic
of saying thank you to Tyler, Tyler,
thank you so much for having the best baseball
seats that you're ever going to have and taking
only one picture.
Tailgater Sports.
This is an extended episode. He has had
media credentials and seats
three rows up off the third baseline.
I've gotten a picture of
like half of the outfield 10 second video on the story he gave us a picture behind the net behind
the net dog i'm like you couldn't hold the phone up to the net right okay i didn't go by myself i
was with people i'm trying to live in the moment dude okay bro that's not your job to live in the
job is to cover events well i will be going back at the end of the month
because the Dodgers do roll into Houston.
That one, we are actually going down to interview Dodgers fans.
It'll be sick.
Are you going to actually bring a camera to record the interviews?
Yes, me and my co-host are going down with a camera.
Oh, so he'll be doing the job.
Hey, man, can you send those to me?
Hey, Tyler, if he's holding the camera, do the interviews.
Tyler, content is king.
Take as many photos as you can and as much video as you can.
You're not there as a fan.
You're there to work.
Even for his personal page.
I mean, it would have been big for his personal page.
I know.
Oh, the second time I was there.
So many reshares.
Take some pictures of food.
At least I'll enjoy that.
Last bit.
We'll do.
We'll do.
The second post that taler because the
first thing he shared on the story was some song they sing about living in texas or something i
don't know a bunch of weirdos down there and then the second thing he shared the second the second
thing he shared wasn't even it was in his own post it was a post of the chick that was sitting
next to him it was a reshare of her story welcome Welcome to Radio Social Media 101.
It's funny that Randy's become the master to Tyler's Padawan-ness right now.
It's like deep in the heart of Texas
song. When has anyone in California been like,
living in California?
Oh, before we leave,
oh, before we leave, there was a
major event that happened that we've
yet to highlight Eric's
mom has reached over
2,000 followers on
Poshcards you know
what's up
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Tracy spelled a little funky
just FYI
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Blanket game.
Super strong.
Over 2,000 followers on Poshmart.
Thank you to all the listeners.
Yeah.
That's dope.
She loves it.
And also a big shout out to Shasta's shop.
And it's ShastaJeansBoutique.com.
Yes.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
It's booze spooky.
She's doing with that.
She's doing good.
She's doing good.
We just dropped a brand new item that I think I told you guys all about.
They're real.
They're live.
You can buy them right now at Shaz the Jeans Boutique dot com or you can find the link
in my Instagram page.
Ask I Warp Saint.
Link in the bio on my link tree.
Crystal ball sacks are real.
Oh, yeah. ball sacks are real.
Oh, yeah.
Ball sacks.
So your house doesn't catch on fire when you have your crystal ball.
That's literally a problem.
Spooky ball sacks.
Hell yeah.
We've had news stories
where people's houses catch on fire
because they have a crystal ball
with no sack.
Right, exactly.
So there's no way to better protect
and cradle and support and lift your sack. I know. Your ball with no sack. Right, exactly. So there's no way to better protect and cradle and support and lift your sack.
I know.
Your ball with this protective crystal ball sack.
I know it's supposed to be like the wrap-up and we can go on for like 10 minutes.
But like where does someone go about getting a crystal ball?
There's many places that we can tell you, but first you got to buy the crystal ball sack from us.
You need a sack first.
You need to be prepared.
I wonder, is there just buy a ball and have no sack.
Crystal balls are dangerous.
They can tell the future.
They can tell fortunes, and they can cause fires.
Why do you bring that into your house without a protective sack?
That's like buying a bike without getting the helmet first.
Isn't it funny, though, that this thing can tell you the future,
but the only thing protecting it from you is like a piece of cloth?
A design cloth.
Yes, exactly.
Design cloth.
Get your ball set.
Magic works really weird.
It's beyond our understanding.
Exactly.
I'm all about it.
Get your spooky ball sack.
Crystal ball sacks,
great price,
tarot card bags,
all that stuff,
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All right.
And don't forget,
join us in Vegas June 5th.
I gave you all the details
on where we're going to be at
at the beginning of this podcast.
Rewind it.
If you don't have a flight out there, get in your car, drive to Vegas, hang out with us. on where we're going to be at at the beginning of this podcast. Rewind it.
If you don't have a flight out there, get in your car, drive to Vegas,
hang out with us Saturday, June 5th at noon.
Again, get all the details at the beginning of this podcast,
and we'll see you there, and we'll hang out in Vegas.
It's going to be a good time, and we'll catch you next week.
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