What's New Podcast - Vegas Recap, XFL, April Calendar, Kidney Stones, Sleep Apnea & More!
Episode Date: March 4, 2023On this epsiode we talk Las Vegas Recap, XFL, April Calendar, Kidney Stones, Sleep Apnea & More!...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace, I'm joined by Borch, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world.
We are joined by many ex-Woody Show employees.
Two of them are working now for the NFL Podcasting Network
and two of them live in Downey, California
and two of them live
in the same apartment complex but
currently not in the same room. That
would be Eric. You can find him
E Soundwave on Instagram
and Randall on
Hey It's Randall aka Randy
on Instagram and just
over yonder in Whittier, California, that'd be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T.
How are you guys doing today?
You guys good?
Yeah, we're doing pretty good.
That was just an interesting Downey intro right there.
I sent Eric a screenshot today.
I guess Downey City Council just approved a new spot for a third Chick-fil-A.
Oh, wow.
It's been a hell of a week for me.
You probably have seen a couple of things online about it,
but I'll just talk about it right here.
First, it started off on Friday.
I went to the Wynn Casino.
Shout out to the Wynn.
Love them.
Did a bunch of interviews.
And I actually interviewed Hart and Huntington,
who did all of our pizza tattoos,
which that was super fun.
Including Tyler's.
Including Tyler's. Including Tyler's.
I wonder if they remember mine.
Well, they did mention that
it was super fun to do
a bunch of theme tattoos at once.
It was like the highlight of their day.
Oh, you know what that means?
They do remember all the tattoos
and they specifically didn't want to
complain about Tyler's dumb tattoo.
I did post the interview
that I did with them right now
on my Instagram, at Menace on Instagram.
And I asked them, you know, what is the most basic tattoos people usually get when they come to Las Vegas?
So you can check out all the answers there.
And they did have another thing that they've noticed a huge trend in tattoos that has to do with young people.
And they explain all that.
It's pretty wild.
I also interviewed DJ Alley Cat, who is from Los Angeles,
but moved to Las Vegas
and she's gone viral multiple times.
She told me one of them,
which like blew my mind.
I'll give you a little teaser right now
that there's actually tampons on airplanes
in the bathroom.
And I did not know that.
So she didn't know that either.
And she discovered it
and 7 million views right off that one video right there.
Nice.
Yeah, it was crazy.
That's something you never think of being on an airplane.
But it kind of makes sense.
I mean, I'm not looking for one.
As men, it's just kind of weird when you come across them.
Like, so a little behind the scenes here.
At the NFL, there's a couple all-gender bathrooms.
I see the giant box of tampons.
I'm like, whoa, that's something you don't usually see in the bathroom i guess it's it's kind of just something strange when you don't know or expect
it but yeah so yeah i mean she said that she didn't even know about it so i mean that's true
i work there's not a lot of room in airplane bathrooms to begin with so there must be some
like secret compartment that you knock on and then they fall out or you like it's like a pull away
it's like those like pull away library or like the pull away shelves and
Scooby-Doo.
You pull a book back and like fall out of the wall.
You push like a little button,
James Bond.
It shoots up like out of the floor,
like out of nowhere.
You're like,
where'd that come from?
I know.
What the heck?
And then my last interview was with a real estate person in Las Vegas.
And she breaks down like hardcore.
If you want to buy a place in Vegas,
because there is so many people that want to move
to Vegas and she explains it all and what you should look for and how you do it and it was
pretty cool so look out for that on my social media at menace on Instagram later on that day
when I was in Vegas I actually went to an XFL game and it was right it was the vegas vipers versus houston it was super fun and check this out
i originally bought a ticket just to go to check it out but then one of the bosses found out that
i bought a ticket he's like dude i got you i'll get you hooked up with the xfl nice so the xfl
reaches out to me and they're like yeah we'll get you a press pass so you can walk around anywhere
you want i get there and i check in to get my press pass
and they go, yeah, you're not here.
Your name's not here.
And I go, me, typical.
My name's never anywhere.
I would say that's not just you.
I would say that happens to every single person
on this podcast.
Yeah, but check this out.
So they go, go check that other table over there.
So I go to the other table.
Guess what? My name's there and they go, here you go table over there so i go to the other table guess what my
name's there and they go here you go and they hand me a vest it was a on-field vest so i could
literally go anywhere i wanted so i'm on the field with the team walking through the teams the
players are like running around me and all kinds of stuff. It was legit. I posted a video at the Woody show on Instagram.
If you want to see what it's like,
but after I posted that video,
a lot of people are saying,
man,
I'm digging the XFL.
I'm actually watching the games on TV.
I'm engaged.
The stadium that it was in,
it was packed full of locals.
They loved it.
So I think the XFL actually has a really good chance this time around
especially with the nfl partnership yeah i know i know tyler's been watching the hell out of it he
keeps uh barging into our general group chat with an xfl updates about their what are you really
pumped about the three-point play like the extra point right tyler yeah i mean there's a there's a
couple rule changes uh that they do as opposed to what the
NFL does but one of them is when you score a touchdown you have a chance for an extra point
after right now that's something we've known about in the uh in the NFL for a while you can
either kick for one or try for two from I think it's like the five yard line so in the XFL you
know you could try for one point from the two yard line you could try for two points from the five
yard line or you could back it up a little bit further you could try for three points from the two yard line you could try for two points from the five yard line or you could
back it up a little bit further you could try for three points from the 10 yard line and it makes
the scores just a lot more chaotic and a lot more random yeah so it's definitely a little more
exciting to watch honestly that's a rule if the nfl adopted that i personally would not mind
watching that but yeah i've had to watch it a lot for work and it's it's interesting like i like it it's good it's interesting it's cool seeing a couple
ex-nfl guys in the league so that's also you know something to watch out for but yeah i enjoy it did
it bring you back any fond memories of us all being there menace but also you got to wave a flag
the one time that we got to go and this time time, you get like a Ghostbuster-style vest.
They're like, do whatever you want.
Yeah.
What?
It was so cool.
Yeah, I loved it.
And do you know what?
I actually saw some people with Wildcats gear on at the game.
Hell yeah.
They had nostalgia.
Yeah, it was fun.
This is the XFL Renaissance, man.
I am.
He's everywhere doing everything.
I am.
For every team.
Bring him out.
Fly him out.
He'll be your next, you know, like flag bearer or something for your next weekend's game.
Dude, I'm here for it.
One other piece of news that I got, though, during that time was one of my friends,
the person that helped me get into morning radio, JV from Wild 949 in San Francisco,
went missing.
And I was in a lot of contact with his family during that time on what
was going on. And on Monday, I had to go to a doctor's appointment for my kidney stones. And
then Tuesday, I flew to San Francisco to go help for the search for JV. And if you read a statement
or you've been following the story, it's been all over the San Francisco Bay Area news that there
has been an update that something was found that kind of explains what happened.
But he's still going to be labeled as a missing person.
That's update on that.
Whatever the family wants to share when it comes to that.
I know a lot of people have been hitting me up on social media, texting into the Woody show.
It's a super sad story.
You know, this is somebody that's had a lot of impact on my life.
Not just me.
I can I I can say easily thousands of people.
He has done radio in San Francisco for over 30 years.
There's a lot of comedians that he put on stage that were doing rooms of 200 people.
He put them in front of 20,000 people.
There's just endless stories when it comes to JV.
And if you want to keep following the
story follow his wife at natasha yee on instagram she'll be the official person that'll put out any
news on that i don't want to be out here gossiping about everything that's going on so yesterday i
had to go back in again for kidney stone surgery this is my third time guys you didn't have a busy
week at all no not at all right i don't know
if you guys are catching kept up with every single thing that he was doing during like during the week
while it's happening but i was like how are you moving yeah so i've known that i probably had to
have surgery for about two weeks now but since it's my third time it didn't really phase me i was just
like all right well let's just do this. And I went into
the hospital and it got delayed an hour. I'm like, man, I was ready to go. Let's just do this. So
I was perfectly calm, but like waiting that hour kind of sucked, but then they put me under and I
wake up and there you go. I'm just saying a lot of blood guys, a lot of blood coming from a place
that you don't want to know.
A menace.
So how would you compare your first surgery to the most recent one, your third one?
I think this is the easiest one that I've had.
The first one was pretty horrific.
The first one, I didn't know exactly what was going on.
And it was emergency surgery without any experts.
They were actually using a scalpel to cut out the kidney stone.
This one was a laser.
So recovery time, I haven't even had any painkillers at all since yesterday's surgery. The first time took months to recover. I had to sit to pee. I couldn't have any adult activities
for months, but now I'm, I'm good to go. So shout out to the doctors. I would love to have them on
the podcast. We can talk about it a little bit more because maybe we can help some people
because so many people are affected by kidney stones.
The level of the technology, how it can advance and knowledge because,
like, let's see, Menace, you got the first surgery before I met you.
And, again, scalpel, took you months to recover.
Horrific.
Any single time anyone tells me I want to I want to cry
the second one was Sonics
and they broke it up and then had to take
parts out yeah now it's at lasers
yeah now they just lasered it
up so when you say laser are they like
straight up lasering your junk
there is a James Bond like you're laying on a
table and there's a laser going yeah well
it's way yeah there is a
tube with the laser that goes up
there to
slice and dice everything up.
So it's not like they're lasering somehow through
your body or lasering it.
They're inserting
a camera. This is the end for you,
Bond. It's a room full
of people and
they just open up your robe
and you're just out there naked.
And then they're staring at your junk.
It is a fun experience.
But I asked them as I, as this was all happening, I go, okay, on the level scale, the one in
10, how embarrassing is this surgery?
And they go, oh, this doesn't even break the top 20.
They go, there's nothing that you inserted inside you that we have
to pull out oh yeah dude that's my nightmare man like waking up from an injury or a surgeon have
a catheter or something oh yeah i did wake up with the catheter and it is the worst the thing
about the catheter is you're laying in bed and you're like man i gotta pee but you're like hey
i'm fully clothed i don't want to pee while I'm in bed. But you realize, okay, it is okay to pee.
So you pee and then it just constantly feels like you still have to do it.
So no matter what, yeah, it's terrible.
Yeah.
If I ever wake up from a surgery, I'm like, what is inside me?
Where is it coming out of?
I need a full report right now.
I begged.
The first thing I said, I begged them just to take it out.
Just take it out, please. Either take it out or more drugs. So I don't know what's going on right now yeah i begged the first thing i said i begged them just to take it out just take it out
please either take it out or more drugs so i don't know what's going on right now dude the the worst
thing too is that like for me like you can't leave the hospital until you pee and so the first time
is always really hard because like for me like my low like my leg was completely numb so it's a bit
numb up there so like i'm trying and like I'm trying to find the right muscle to like contract for it to happen.
And it's like,
it's so terrible.
I was on,
they gave me Norco.
So I was like completely just zooted out.
Oh damn.
And my mom told me,
my mom told me that I was in the,
the bathroom trying to pee into like the toilet.
And the nurse came up behind me and slapped my ass.
And she told my mom,
she's like,
usually she's like,
she's like,
usually that'll help kickstart them.
Oh,
nice. Yeah. And I mean, I guess it worked because then i remember i was a trained donkey or
something yeah yeah come on sweet it's a trip though man the first surgery like you're scared
for and then by the time you're done like with the first one like the second third one you're
like whatever man let's just get this over with yeah for sure all right well how about this how
about some fun stuff to talk about tonight there's a party a party at Agua Caliente for Greg and Ravy.
It's their 100th birthday.
No, I'm just kidding.
It's in Cathedral City.
Close enough.
It's going to be super fun to hang out with everybody.
Shout out to Lovely the Band, who is going to be playing.
It's a free show.
By the time you hear this, the party will probably be over.
But we hung out with Lovely the Band
In Philly
They did a show for us in Philly
For our station out there
And they are awesome
So if you hear about a Lovely the Band show
Go to it or just stream their music
Shout out to them
But I want to give you a heads up
I am going to be in a few places
I can't give the full details just yet
But I just want you to put it on your calendar April 7th I'm going to be in a few places. I can't give the full details just yet, but I just want you to put it on your calendar.
April 7th, I'm going to be in Fullerton from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m.
I can't give out the location.
And then April 8th, the very next day,
I will be at YMCA in Van Nuys, and the time is TBT.
So write these down.
And then Morongo Casino, April 21st.
This is pending.
So again, keep up on our social media or this podcast.
But April 21st, an evening podcast with everybody from the What's New Pod live pod recording.
So whenever we hang out and the sun's down and things just tend to get a little wacky.
Yeah.
It seems like when the day starts and we're all together,
we can kind of like pace ourselves.
But it's like when we get together
and the sun's already down.
I know.
It's just kind of like a sprint
and it's like things get a little wonky
once it's like,
hey, we've only got three hours.
Let's get crazy.
Yeah.
And I want to do it in the evening this time
because give more people an opportunity
to get out to Morongo.
Yeah.
And hang out with us.
And the full master
plan is that is weekend two of coachella so if i can somehow get us into that that'd be another
wild weekend in the desert if you're all down at the desert life i love it all right uh but let's
talk about this weekend what's going on with you guys this weekend anybody have any plans um i do
not now that i think about it honestly well here's the
thing is that like so we started doing i can't officially announce it yet so we started doing
something at my job which is requiring me to work a little bit on sunday so i'll start working
i'll start working a little bit on sunday you know sunday night sunday day but like saturday
for the past two weeks saturday has really been my only day off. So honestly, I'm probably just gonna just stay home,
not do anything.
Did you do cocaine bear last week?
Oh,
that's right.
I did.
Okay.
So last week I did go see cocaine bear.
I absolutely loved it.
I thought it was great.
Um,
it's like,
I was very disappointed.
They didn't give me a line of Coke before the movie started.
That's okay.
Or a bear.
You know, or a bear. What he really wanted yeah yeah like but it also says great movie it's one of those
things where it's just you you go in watching it uh taking it for what it is it's action like it's
a dark comedy it's nothing like too gruesome like it's funny i liked it there were some parts where
just like you know you laugh like uncomfortably Like it's funny. I liked it. There were some parts where just like, you know,
you laugh like uncomfortably,
but it's still really funny.
Great movie.
Um,
thoroughly enjoyed it.
Would recommend you guys go see it.
Awesome.
Anybody else got anything going on for this weekend?
I'm going,
I think I'm going on a hike tomorrow.
So what?
All right.
Yeah.
I'm sure if we put a list together and just let people guess going on a hike,
I'm sure people would probably like,
okay,
that's what Eric's activity is on Saturday. oh yeah are you going to hell are you putting them
panther panther knees to work and starting to climb mountains and stuff now yeah dude gotta
get the panther out in the in the sun nice eric eric was tattoo shaming me because i was like oh
my my artist says i have to have this on my leg and i can't take it off for a week and eric's like
nerd no his artist his artist rephrase that, Randy.
Okay.
Put me under the bus.
No, no, no.
Hold on.
No one has any idea what you're talking about.
So Randy got a tattoo like two weeks ago.
I got a tattoo last Saturday, right?
Yes.
Different tattoos.
I'm not tattoo shaming.
He got a little, some nice, like a little toad,
some line work up on his thigh.
I got a giant effing black panther on my kneecap.
Which we should post at the West New Pod.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
So we're talking about it.
You brought this on yourself, Randy.
I don't care.
I'm like, you know, I'm at work.
I'm trying to keep my knee up.
I have pants on with ointment on.
The most annoying thing in the world.
Doesn't really hurt.
Just really annoying.
Yeah, it's itchy.
Yeah, Randy's talking about it.
We're talking about his
tattoos oh you know i got this the saran wrap on my knee and at this point it's like a week
week past already and i'm like you still have saran wrap first of all like you don't need saran wrap
it's it's teach their own and it's like yeah it's just so irritating and then who told you to put it
on randy who told you it got on you no no no no this this this is the no no randy who did you tell
who who did you say got on you whenever
you said you wanted to take it off oh oh yeah geo so don't come at me because your tattoo artist
said to put the saran wrap you said geo was on you it was it was it was that protect the
protective little plastic thing that they put on yeah and he was like don't take it off or whatever
and like i want i want to take it off after a couple of days. I mean, the Chicago Bears tattoo I got for the show on the side of my leg,
the plastic came off the day of, and I bled through my jeans.
So I was like, oh, maybe I can take this off.
Don't say I was tattoo shaming you.
Gio just started getting tattoos.
Oh, no, here we go.
So she's like, you've got to watch that,
and then after two weeks you can take it off
and then put non-bacterial soap, and then you have to rub it with lotion. And I'm like, you know, you've got to watch that. And then after two weeks, you can take it off and then put like non-bacterial soap.
And then you have to rub it with lotion.
And I'm like, this seems like a lot.
Yeah.
The Hardin Huntington guys that I talked to, which I will release the full audio later,
we talk about, you know, how the technology has changed of taking care of your tattoo afterwards.
He tried to paint me as the bad guy here.
Yeah.
Tattoo shaming.
When I just said it's so unnecessary to have saran wrap around your frog.
Two weeks later.
That doesn't make any sense.
I wasn't saying you actually were attacking me.
Spoiler alert. They said
it doesn't take that long.
Spoiler alert from experience for most of us.
It only stays on
for about a day or so.
Yeah, I'm thinking like I don't think I've
ever had mine for more than two days.
Yours look great right now too now i'm tattoo shaming because those tattoos are oh my god did i don't know if you had a chance to
watch the clip yet because i just released it right before this podcast of me talking to the
heart and huntington guys but but I bring up Tyler's tattoo
in that clip. Which one though?
Watch it real quick. Watch it real quick.
Tell me which one I'm talking about.
What do you feel is the worst tattoo?
Script. Spelling mistakes.
Oh, yeah. I know a guy with
terrible script. He can't even read it.
Yeah. Do you have to confirm?
Alright, you can cut it off.
A little shout out to Tyler in there. Couldn't be me, man. Couldn't be me. Oh, we to confirm? All right. You can cut it off. So a little shout out to Tyler in there.
Oh, we'll post that script tattoo.
So bad.
But we should post it and have people guess what it actually says.
Oh, yes.
Make it a game.
Oh, if you actually can guess word for word what it is.
Yeah.
We should have a prize.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
A date with Tyler.
Oh, we'll give a date with tyler yes please stop and i will give you the first person the first person in common i will send a
hundred dollar gift card to all right 100 okay okay word for word yeah and i will know if they
are associated with tyler or not don't worry guys i know how to
figure out what it says yes and we will try and don't try and dm me either asking what it says
menace try to try to include the dog tags too oh yeah that's right oh yeah you need to get the that
exactly yeah geez falling off those veggies man yeah this is what you get for being healthy i'm
drinking water all day all right so oh real quick thing eric make sure you got some gps on you when you go hiking all
right this weekend okay okay yeah uh randy what else hopefully randy you have anything going on
this weekend uh no man i mean it's really just a weekend to just chill out and just because every
single every all these last couple weekends, something has come up.
And if it's if it's not like something I'm looking forward to, it's like my mom shooting
me a text.
She's like, hey, we're having we're having dinner today.
Can you make it?
And he's like, yeah, I can't say no.
So it's like, all right, well, I got to go up to the valley for for that.
So I'll probably just kick back a bit.
Brett did send a text the other day regarding a garage sale going down to Whittier.
Oh, no, I mean, it's I've been kind of in a little bit of a kick of just like putting Brett did send a text the other day regarding a garage sale going down to Whittier. Ooh.
Nice.
I don't know, man.
I've been kind of in a little bit of a kick of just like putting stuff online and trying to sell it, you know?
Yeah, flipping it.
That's what Gary Vee says.
That's how you can make some side money.
I started listing stuff on Monday.
I've made 300 bucks so far.
Perfect.
That's awesome.
All right, Brett, you have anything?
You know, I am going to try to stick close to home.
I'm going to try to lay low.
I'm going to try to spend as much time on my Nintendo Switch as possible, Pokemon.
The nice moment that one of my best friends and two of my in-laws all are playing Pokemon.
Nice.
I have people to battle.
I have people to trade Pokemon with.
Dude, I'm on it.
That's awesome.
So I won't spend money somehow.
All right.
You guys want some food news?
Yeah.
Food news.
I'm already hungry.
McDonald's and Krispy Kreme test its expansion to over 150 Kentucky locations.
All in or all out on getting some Krispy Kreme at McDonald's?
I'm all in because I love Krispy Kreme,
but I don't know how frequently I've...
Dude, I can't tell you the last time I was inside a McDonald's.
Wherever you eat at McDonald's, to be honest.
All right, I just got an idea.
Okay, Egg McMuffin with Krispy Kreme for buns.
Yes, that's what I was about to say.
I don't know if I'm going to get some Krispy Kreme on the side,
but if you mix it all up into a sandwich...
That's some fair food right there. That's some fair food. I don't know if I'm going to get some Krispy Kreme on the side, but if you mix it all up into a sandwich.
That's some fair food.
I think I've gotten a Krispy Kreme sandwich before at the LA County Fair.
I guarantee you that's the next step.
TikTokers are going to go there, get the Krispy Kreme donuts.
They're going to start making their own sandwiches,
and then they're going to start releasing it.
We have better than that, though.
We have Tyler, who's really hungry,
and we have Randy, who's willing to somehow make
money. So you two, go collab,
go get the video done. I bought the
Krispy Kreme donuts, and I got a
shamrock shake, and I dunked it in
the shamrock shake. Check it out.
I call it... Yeah, I
would do that. The shake of monochmaness.
My chest hurts just
thinking about that. And then I
got Carl's Jr. on the way home.
Yeah, because I was still hungry.
I just got a burger.
I just got a burger.
I didn't get the fries.
All right, how about this one?
Baskin Robbins released a new chicken and waffles ice cream flavor.
All in or all out?
No.
No?
Just out.
Out.
It's not real chicken.
It's out.
I know.
Look, I like big chicken and waffles.
I do that. But just for ice cream, no.
No.
You?
Would you do that?
Me?
Yes, of course.
I'll try it at least.
Randy, would you do that?
I don't even think I'd try it.
Oh, wow.
I tried the chicken and waffles.
I've had enough chicken and waffles in my life.
Ruffles?
The Ruffles flavor?
And I was like, and it was not good.
So I think I'm out on that flavor.
All right.
I remember those.
It tasted strictly like just syrup, and that was gross. Yeah. Okay. I think I'm out on that flavor. All right. I remember those. It tasted strictly like just syrup.
And that was gross.
I think I've been tainted.
I'll give it a little taste.
All right.
This is going to be a straight up madhouse.
I'm warning you right now.
Panda Express is going to have an event March 9th where you visit locations.
And if you order a sizzling shrimp, you'll also receive a limited edition Panda Express Iron Mini Walk.
How many people are going to be lined up for that?
Randy's going to be lined up for that.
That's pretty cool.
That doesn't even make sense.
Why?
You get a walk?
A mini walk?
Yeah, because our walk's supposed to be huge,
so you can flip it.
Yeah, it's such a crazy promotion.
Yeah.
It's cast iron.
I'm down for this.
All right. I want to go. I think I'm down for this. Yeah, all right.
I want to go.
I think I'm down for this.
Look it up.
Go to foodbeast.com where I always get my food information.
Foodbeast.com has a little picture of it so you can see what it looks like.
But guaranteed, it's going to be a freaking madhouse.
People trying to line up for these mini walks, especially if they're cast iron.
Especially if Randy wants to flip them and make money.
Yeah, I got...
You could make a pretty penny on these.
I got 15 cast iron walks right now.
Me and Randy were having lunch the other day
and like he all of a sudden,
he pulls out his phone.
He's like, hold on, hold on.
I got to do something.
So I'm like eating there,
sitting there quietly
as he's like clicking away at his phone.
He's like, damn.
I'm like, what happened?
Something go wrong?
He's like, nah, nah.
Just missed out on getting something.
I was trying to flip it.
We were just in the middle of lunch. He's like, hold on, hold on. He just clicked that away and I'm like, what happened? Something go wrong? He's like, nah, nah, just missed out on getting something. I was trying to flip it. We're just in the middle of lunch.
He's like, hold on, hold on.
He just cut away.
And I'm like, damn it.
Hey, since we're shouting out pans, can we shout out Hexclad real quick?
Dude, a lot of us have Hexclad products and they freaking rule.
I mean, that's what I cooked all the pancakes on for you guys over the weekend when we're
hanging out.
It rules.
They have a, now this is not a commercial for a hex cloud.
I just want to give you some information on why we love it so much.
It has like this hybrid technology within the pans.
You can pick them up at Costco, by the way, where it has a like glass ceramic in it,
cooks everything perfectly.
It freaking rules.
I've never gotten pans that had instructions. Yeah. And these pans have instructions.
It's like how to start cooking and how to absorb the seasoning and stuff.
I was like, whoa, this is kind of intense.
It's so cool.
Do you feel like a chef at this point now when you guys are using this?
You're like, wow, this is like a real tool.
You know what's funny is me and Randy were talking about the hexclad stuff, what, yesterday?
Day before yesterday?
Oh, really?
And we got this cool little knife magnet set that we're like, you know, whatever, it's just, it's not like,
it's not like your typical knife block, right? You know, those big ass blocks where you slip
the knife in. It's magnetic. So you see the knives on the outside and it's just like four
knives just kind of hovering on your kitchen or on your countertop, wherever you want to put it.
And I was telling Randy, I was like, just having this little knife set and magnet block thing makes me kind of feel like a dope chef when i'm not really
i'm not really getting crazy in the kitchen but i feel like okay little gordon ramsay out here
yeah gordon ramsay is a part of hexclad which is awesome as well but yeah it it is like super
modern and you do feel fancy having it if i get to feel a little bit more like Gordon Ramsay every day,
I think that's special.
So I think we should all feel like Gordon Ramsay.
You never realize how crappy your knives are
until you get a good set of knives also.
Like I was like cutting my like bell peppers
and crap up the other day.
And I'm like,
it basically just fell through the bell pepper
with my, just like the weight of my hand.
I'm like, wow, those knives I had
have been using already.
We're kind of crap.
It's true. I'm going to talk to him and see have been using already were kind of crap. It's true.
I'm going to talk to him and see if we can give away a full set to a listener.
That'd be awesome.
One last piece of food news.
After nine years, it's back at KFC.
The iconic Double Down Sandwich will return with two chicken patties as buns.
All in or all out?
I'm out.
What?
What?
Hold on. Out of all people what happened what happened to tyler in like since i've said what'd you guys do to him in the desert it's the double
down i was surprised that he said all out because he was the one that sent us his head he sent eric
and i this headline like early like 7 a.m in the morning yeah hit with like kfc's back with this so
i'm actually surprised he's all out.
Explain yourself.
The only reason I said this is because like, oh, this is something that would be like right
up Menace's alley.
But you know, honestly, just I'm not a just not a fan of KFC.
Just don't like it.
I was thinking about it the other day.
No, no.
So I was legitimately talking to my mom about this the other day and I'd tell her I've been
to KFC once, I think in the past 10 years.
I just don't go.
I just don't like it that much.
Like if I can find other places that have better fried chicken, honestly.
I mean, in America, when it comes to fast food chicken, yes, it's not top of my list
outside of the United States.
Like I've said a billion times, KFC freaking rules Japan were hard, but I'm willing to
try the double down, man.
I didn't get to have it the first time around.
So I'm back for the second round. Hey, Mom, you know
I've come to a decision in life.
I've been really thinking about
it, partner. It's been weighing on me for the last couple months.
I'm out on chicken. I'm out on KFC,
Mom. I'm sorry. That's it.
I'm not getting my business. Come on.
You guys expected that it really went that cop.
You know what happened. His mom's like, hey, do you want KFC
tonight? And he flipped his.
Yeah, Mom, I don't want KFC
everybody knows
that Popeye's a superior
alright we're not going down this road again
in Houston I have to pick my own chicken
alright
something else that was in the group chat that
Eric posted was a
huge amount of boxes outside of
Randy's house now are we back
on the delivery train at Randy's house.
Like what was it?
It looked like a gaming chair.
Was it a computer?
What was it?
I hate to burst everyone's bubble, but those chairs are actually for my girlfriend.
I did have some other, I do have boxes coming in like every other day, different things
like, hold on, let me check my, are you sure?
Why does she need two chairs?
Yeah, it's for her job.
But, but, uh uh so today i have three
blenders arriving three like those like smoothie blenders that we got on a price error uh they're
listed at 110 i got them for 30 each so i'm gonna nice slang those out for a little bit of profit
and then i got seven boxes of toberone for like 20 bucks for all seven so well now we'll see we'll
see if i can do something with that i'm happy that you brought out the blender because that's what i wanted to talk to you about because you texted me like dude blender deal check
it out by the time he sends us the links to anything it's already over so randy yeah i think
he bought 10 of them yeah he bought all of them now randy do i need to give you like a gift card
and be like here's a list of things that I would want and if you happen to
come upon them please grab one
for me you give me a list of things that you want
and I'll be on the lookout for anything that
you that is probably smarter because yeah
yeah yeah
anybody here yeah it's over
Roomba yeah anybody here in the market
discord groups are like just they pick
man they're there and then the
meat's gone by a time us normal people see a link.
Now, wait.
You got to be careful, too, because a lot of these groups, they work independently.
So if they find out that you share stuff to other people, you can get in trouble with
the group.
I'm just going to give you money.
Yeah.
And then you buy it.
Yes.
And then give it to me.
So instead of him buying it, you add this into your allotment that you're
already buying, which is a pallet, right?
Yeah, and give me one out of the pallet.
And he supplies you with a preloaded
gift card that is, this is
the money that you would get from
me anyways to buy it.
Just buy it. Done. Okay. Do you get it?
Do you understand it? That sounds fair, guys.
I'll get you some stuff.
Because I did want that blender, but too late.
Look, I have three.
If you pay me more than $30, it's a profit for me.
See, that's the thing.
I don't want to pay you profit.
Just add one more to the pile.
That's all I'm asking.
This is why I don't ask you for anything.
Now, he just asked me if I wanted a Roomba.
Now, I'm assuming that he probably has a Roomba,
but he's going to sell it to me for more than he bought it for.
That's not the deal I'm trying to do here.
Okay, okay.
I'm a good barter here
in this middleman situation.
Randy, how much profit
does Menace need to pay
on top of the cost
for you to sell him that blender?
You said it was 110.
You paid it for 30.
How much of a profit?
I'll let it go for like
$70,000.
Jesus. I'll just go to Costco.
I would have said $50,000.
$50,000 or $60,000.
But $70,000? Come on.
I've got a business to run here.
Jesus Christ.
I've learned when it comes to Randy that
it's more so for the smaller
stuff. There's no friends and family
deals battery no no no no no sorry you don't yes please yeah yeah look you don't you don't buy this
stuff you trade stuff for him okay you see you have something that he wants he's like all right
i'll trade you whatever for it so when we're at the house last weekend uh menace gives us a you
know a bunch of the cooking stuff right and one of them was an apron and i'm looking at him like is
this kind of like a heavy quality apron like I'll take it whatever right so Randy's looking
He's kind of eyeballing. He's like trading a pack of batteries for that. I look it was like two packs
He's like alright done
So yeah, talk of the weekend was literally like just in the middle of everything from when we get there Friday to Sunday
It just we'd be out and then out of nowhere the freaking the battery
She would just would just shift to like so how much more for those batteries and we're like we're eating dinner we're walking
to the the soccer game so let's talk about those batteries we're not talking like batteries that
are like will charge your house or anything like that we're talking about little batteries that
you see everywhere yeah dura cells hey man every day is a good day to talk business okay let me
tell you something let me tell you something coming Let me tell you something. Come in close.
Let me let you in on a little secret.
You know how I win?
I trade $40 worth of batteries for a $200 apron.
That's how I win.
So he agreed to two packs of batteries, which is $40, and he gave me a $220 apron.
Yeah, he didn't Google it beforehand.
He did not Google it.
So it's a win in my book.
Cha-ching.
Money's falling from the sky.
I mean, look, it's fine.
I'm not going to use the apron anyway.
I just don't want it because I don't care.
I get batteries that are expensive and money that
I don't have to buy batteries. So I'm like, okay, cool.
I got an apron for all that cooking he's doing at his mom's house.
There you go.
Okay, moving on. Did you
guys actually, I totally forgot to bring this up.
Did you go back and listen to
the last episode where I inserted
Tyler snoring? i have not dude
you haven't i did i did how crazy did it sound interest yes it was bellowing right now randy
did you go back and listen to it i did yeah yeah i did how did it sound i was i was in a parking lot
holding it up to my ear trying to listen to it and it was it was loud man look as someone who snores
and i've never divulged this ever as someone who snores, and I've never divulged this ever,
as someone who snores a lot,
I did a sleep study
and they determined I had sleep apnea,
so they gave me a little cool
little fighter pilot mask thing
to help me sleep.
Oh boy, you might need to have to look into that
because once you start sleeping with that,
your life is changed forever.
So you do sleep with it?
Yeah, it's a game changer, dude.
I remember Joe Coy was talking about it,
and Joe Coy's a big proponent about it. He's always talking changer dude like i remember joe coy was talking about it and joe coy is a
big proponent about he's always talking about how the c-pep mask is necessary for him to get a good
night's sleep and i remember i watched some of his recent specials and it kind of was like you
know what that reminds me i've been meaning to look into this and i pay insurance i pay way too
much for insurance but i i went and i saw a specialist they got me hooked up to it they
gave me a prescription i got all figured out and dude it is a life changer you don't snore number one like snoring is no longer an issue you're not
you're not sawing logs that my girlfriend tells me she doesn't hear me when i sleep and i wake up
fully refreshed it's amazing dude i you should look into how much of a mask is this it's uh well
there's there's cpap there's a few yeah another kind i forgot other one's called. Well, you have to have a prescription to get it.
That's right.
Is it like a full...
Because I did the nebulizer stuff for asthma as a kid,
and you have that full nose to chin thing.
It's a nebulizer.
Is it like a just nostril thing?
It is.
Oh, okay.
It is.
And if you remember being with that on your head,
it wasn't comfortable.
So trying to sleep with it...
I mean, I'm glad for anyone that that helps.
Mazel tov to you all.
However,
no.
Oh,
wow.
I'm a big tosser and turner.
So I'm assuming like wires and stuff coming into my face would not be good for me.
No,
I mean,
that's,
that's just,
that's for the sleep study.
When,
when you have it at home,
like a little tube and you have a little mask on and really honestly,
you're just sleeping on your back,
which is the healthiest way for you to sleep anyways.
I don't,
I'm not a sleeper.
No problem.
Well, Tyler needs it or, um or it just sounds like he stopped breathing at many points.
I will be honest.
I will be honest about something.
I did have one at one point, but I actually stopped using it because for the reason Eric
said, I toss and turn way too much of my sleep for that thing to actually stay on.
The technology has changed uh god let me think this was maybe four years ago okay like i'd have to think about it but yeah
like it was the same thing like like i had the little i like i know exactly what randy's talking
about yeah they gave me the little fighter pilot mask thing but like i could not so like my sleep
ended up being worse because i do not sleep on my back.
I toss and turn all the time. I suggest looking back into it because now that it's more mainstream,
more people are actually talking about it,
that the technology might have changed where it's a little more comfortable.
I mean, I'll look at it.
I'll see what's up.
Like you've got to get over the whole like, oh, I toss and turn.
It's understandable if like, you know, Eric doesn't snore like you and I snore.
And by us snoring that loud, and turn it's understandable if like you know eric doesn't snore like you and i snore you know and by
us snoring that loud it's insinuating that we're losing sleep and waking up like hundreds of times
throughout the night and this stuff if you don't address it can lead to bad rest can lead to a
plethora of diseases like it's i'm telling you dude once you do this it legitimately changes
your life i never believed it and i did it and randy's like freaking info yeah that's all i'm
serious no dude i'm serious. Dude, I'm serious.
No, it's good.
I don't take naps during the day anymore.
Even if I take a four-hour sleep, which shouldn't be as much as you're sleeping,
I still feel a thousand times more refreshed than I did when I slept seven hours without it.
That's awesome.
I'm not even kidding.
It is day and night.
You know, all I hear right now is Randy bragging that he gets a better sleep schedule than us.
Yeah, I know. It's crazy. It is day and night. You know, all I hear right now is Randy bragging that he gets a better sleep schedule than us.
Yeah, I know.
It's crazy.
Did anyone else picture though Tyler Gator death rolling and launching a machine across the room?
All right.
I'm telling you, two minutes into our last podcast
where it says Coachella Valley Sports Weekend,
listen to Tyler and tell me that he doesn't need
to get one of these machines
they need to make one of those one like some like hangs from like
above you like a like one of those
the things fall on the airplane
like not in your face you know
hell yeah no because Tyler will sleepwalk
to the freaking bathroom and like pull himself
and launch himself into a wall true
all right well as you go
back and listen to that we do have
to wrap this up, though.
I have to head on out to the Coachella Valley for the party
for Greg and Ravy at Agua Caliente Casino in Cathedral City
with Lovely the Band.
That will be fun.
Starts at 7.
If somehow I edit this up and got it out before the party,
try to make it.
If you can't, go back to listen to all the places that I'm going to be in
April.
And I would love to hang out with you.
And don't forget coming up is the Woody show after hours,
take over at Disney California adventure.
It is happening April 24th.
You could only win to get in.
So keep on listening to the Woody show.
If you listen outside of the LA orange County area,
go to the woody show.com because we are doing flyaway trips.
Just sign up.
It's super easy to do.
And also shout out to the wing casino and hotel in Las Vegas.
Freaking rules.
They have a lot of shows coming up.
We have Russell Peters.
We have one of our favorites.
Theo Vaughn's going to be there.
We have Jim Gaffigan and more.
So much entertainment at the Wynn Casino.
The food is awesome.
Again, if you're going to Vegas, stay at the Wynn.
And check out all my interviews that I did at the Blue Wire Studios at Rules.
That is our next thing that we got to do is do a whole What's New pod at the Wynn Casino
at the Blue Wire Studios.
We just have to have a fun weekend, guys.
And then maybe we can check out an XFL game.
That would rule.
Yes.
Shout out to our boy, Joe Coy, J-O-K-O-Y.com.
That's J-O-K-O-Y.com.
JoeCoy.com on tour.
I just talked to him over the weekend.
He's doing well.
He was just in Hawaii.
Shout out to our boy, Gabriel Iglesias.
Go to FluffyGuy.com.ias. Go to fluffyguy.com.
That's fluffyguy.com.
He is announcing more and more shows.
And of course, pick up his Funko Pop with Jack in the Box because that's freaking awesome.
Shout out to the Sex with Emily podcast.
Go to sexwithemily.com.
That's sexwithemily.com.
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Go to nerdnowpodcast.com.
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Randy, do you have anything
to say before we leave?
Nothing.
Tyler, get better sleep.
That's all I got to say.
All right.
Eric.
Get outside this weekend.
Do it.
Go for a hike.
See the sun, man.
Hell yeah.
Sun's back in California.
Remember that thing,
that big yellow thing in the sky?
Yeah, do it.
Also, if you're out and about
and you're hungry,
shout out to all of our food sponsors.
I got to shout them out.
Raising Cane's, Norm's, Lazy Dog.
You know, you eat more than one time in a day.
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So if you think I'm going to eat
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I'll take the over.
Yeah. You know, I take the over. Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm thinking over.
Lazy Dog.
Lazy Dog's probably a good shot.
We've got three days off, so we're going to probably have dinner at some point this weekend.
Go out.
Nice.
Raising Cane's, solid.
Norm's, we'll see.
All right.
I'm going to get drunk and end up there at one point this weekend.
Heck yeah.
I'll see you guys at Kura Sushi.
Yeah.
Shout out to Kura.
They rule us.
Yes, and they still have free My Hero Academia items if you go into the store and need a certain amount of things for a price.
All right.
Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Number one, go watch Cocaine Bear.
And number two, I am still oddly fascinated by this mini walk from Pendix.
I really want one.
You got to get one.
You got to line up.
I'm sure people are going to be there at midnight to try to get one of
these. Alright, Brett, anything to say
before we leave? Yes, I'm still drinking
water and eating vegetables almost every single day.
I don't know how I feel about this.
Two, Tyler, you better go to that estate sale for me tomorrow
otherwise I will be very upset at you.
And three,
guys, please convince me not to get
another streaming service.
It's only $8.
Yeah.
But Crunchyroll, they have lots of anime.
Oh, dude.
Crunchyroll's coming up even more.
Dude.
Do you see that TV that has the remote with the Crunchyroll button on it?
Dude.
Ad free for $8.
All right.
Here's what they did to me.
There's a brand new Gundam series, Gundam the Witch from Mercury.
It's freaking awesome.
It's on YouTube for eight episodes. It's free you want to watch a rest you gotta go crunchy roll
I'm stuck oh if you get crunchy roll and you stay in your house for one evening and not go out to
eat it's already paid itself that's how Rennie's brain works man he justifies things heck yeah
all right guys well I to hit the road.
We'll see you next week.
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