What's New Podcast - Vegas Trip, Upcoming Events, Food News, March Madness & More!
Episode Date: March 11, 2023This week we talk Vegas Trip, Upcoming Events, Food News, March Madness & More!...
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What's new, what's new with Metis?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Metis, I'm joined by Bort aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Showboring Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
He had an assistant, his name was Eric.
Now he works for the NFL Podcasting Network.
We also have Randy who used to work on the Woody Show as well. He also works for the NFL Podcasting Network. We also have Randy,
who used to work on the Woody Show as well. He also works for the NFL Podcasting Network.
And then we have Tyler, who is coming to us live from Whittier, California,
from his mom's room. Or is it your own room, Tyler? It's definitely my own room. I didn't
know if it was like a certain layout that you had just for the sound purposes.
No, I do everything in my own room. Plus like,
this is where I have like my entire work set up.
I wasn't going to publicly roast him, but since we're talking about it,
so talking about your setup. Okay. I saw a video here from your,
your live stream. Your, I think might've been one of your trivia nights or,
I forget what it was, but it was, it was one of your typical,
one of your typical, uh, you like podcast, three frame, three box.
Here's the host.
Here's a topic, right?
So you got the three faces on the reel on Instagram, right?
Tyler shared it.
I clicked it.
I watched it.
There are some whispers about bringing video into what's new.
Let's do a little bit presentation pickup.
I mean, you looked a little rough.
Your background looked a little rough.
So this was a test run on what the video would look like. I yes okay this is not a test run for for them this was something put out with
their their branding and everything but i'm like tyler come on man you got this backwards hat you
got a scrumpled up t you're using your apple headphones still when you got a mic your background
looks it looks like you're in your mom's room like come on dude like this podcast. Like, this podcasting setups now are so, like, key in how it looks.
Like, if we're doing What's New,
you can do whatever you want for the other guys.
Who cares?
But What's New, like, you got to step the game up a little bit.
Or Menace will probably hunt you down and clean the room for you.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I mean, in my defense,
my only defense is that I did not plan on being on any type of video that day it just threw me in randomly
like i know there's a couple things in my room dude eric does have a good point you have a microphone
well it's okay it's okay we'll let it go like the headphones i use it's still like the normal
wired ones that you plug into like the jack but yeah i probably should go spring first
i'll give them'll give him the
benefit of the doubt like if you didn't know i get it i understand if you didn't know and you're just
thrusting that but a small part of me thinks you're bull crap in us come on dude you got the
camera on you should just assume it's gonna come to you i got brought on once when i was in houston
but that was you know it's just like a normal wall in the background like that that's all it was
so now that i'm here back in california in my own bedroom i was had not been on since i was not
expecting to be on and about five minutes before he's like oh hey i'm gonna bring you on right here
and i'm just like oh f dude i look like crap like nothing in my room is set up like oh my god dude
did you make the social no i did not make the social that was uh saying like also at that point
if you made the social you should have just did not make the social. That was the guy who did that. Because I was saying, also at that point, if you made the social, you should have just
clipped yourself out because you were just staring at it.
You just giggled and you didn't even say anything.
So I'm like, I would have found a way to two box myself out of that thing quick.
All right.
Yeah, that was a shout out to the host, Edward on Monday Night Rants.
He's pretty cool.
All right.
Here's a pro tip.
Tyler, I'm going to help you and I'm going to help everybody that's trying to do stuff
like this.
You can go on YouTube.
You can learn about streaming setups, your your lighting your microphone your video and make
everything look super sharp and top notch so go ahead and do that and just get on youtube and
figure it out i might just have to get like a banner and just put it right behind me or something
dude it'd be a banner that show cheap with that that would be like it'd be way better than your
your your closet open in the background and why haven't you seen this clip yet i want to see it
i'm trying i'll send it to you well i want the listeners to be able to find it oh they don't
need to see oh wow they need a point of reference dude come on yeah okay all right i'm sure he's
tagged in it somehow right at heavy t on T on air on Instagram. Yeah, definitely.
Some other breaking news.
We're all going to Las Vegas.
We're going to check out an XFL game, guys.
Finally, together again.
The last XFL game that we were all together to check out
was in Los Angeles with the Wildcats,
who are no longer around.
Now we have the Vegas Vipers.
That is our local team.
And I can't wait for you guys to experience it,
because I had so much fun at the last game.
But I was like, man, I wish Tyler, I wish Randy,
I wish Eric and Bort were here.
And now we get to do it again.
And it's going to be super fun.
I just want to know, do I get one of those cool vests
that says like media on the side or something?
Because that was pretty dope.
I don't know. I don't know how we're going to get hooked up because that field vest was pretty awesome. And I got some really good shots last time. I don't care
if I end up sitting in the stands. I just want the vest. That's all I want. Well, I had a thing
with the vest. I didn't know where to return it last time because it was my first time ever wearing
it. So I actually had a a fed exit back the next day
so they could have it because i didn't know where the return vest area was so since this trip is
kind of last minute the accommodations are a little slim so this time around it's gonna be two rooms
with two queen beds to accommodate everybody and i already volunteered i go look guys i will share a room with tyler and
tyler immediately responds with i'll bring the earplugs and i go for me or for you now am i the
store or you're looking out for me tyler no i'm looking out for you i'm 100 the snore i feel kind
of bad we know from the last podcast exactly so i like, I'll bring this dude some earplugs.
Like, I'll figure out a way to make it work.
Like, I feel bad.
I just don't want to be strangled while I'm asleep.
So, I mean.
I wanted to bring this up to you, Menace.
I'm proposing for the betterment of your sleep and your sanity.
Okay.
I'm willing to make a trade and have Tyler be in my room because I, too, am a snorer. And one of the few things I remembered Eric telling me over the years that I've known him
is that he doesn't like,
I mean, I don't know, I might be misphrasing this,
but Eric doesn't like snoring.
What do you feel, Eric, about all this?
Would you be down to share a room with me?
No, I mean, it's up to you, dude.
Yeah, no, I'm down.
I'm cool.
I wasn't willing to sacrifice.
If you want to ride with me, you want to ride with Tyler,
it's definitely your call at this point.
The only thing is, Tyler, Randy,
please record some of the
snoring all right i was kind of doing it for content purposes to volunteer myself for to be
with tyler but if you guys share a room together and i get no content out of that no stories no
audio then it's a big fat fail you know what's going to be funny or who we should actually
get in on this plan is geo geo might be just in the biggest echo chamber of her life.
Like she's literally in a hibernation with a cave of bears.
Well, I'm sure it's going to be a super fun weekend.
I'm already planning a lot of things, guys.
I hope you're ready.
I want to make sure everyone has a good time.
Are you guys okay with that?
The thing when you go on a menace weekend, it's like just keep your hands inside the ride at all times and enjoy
it as much as you can. The super cool
thing too is that even in the times
that we're not doing anything,
it's March Madness weekend. Oh, yes.
I think it's the Sweet 16 Elite 8.
It's going to be packed. Anywhere there's a TV,
there's going to be at least five dudes surrounding
each TV. So it's going to be dope, even
like when we're laying down. Speaking of March Madness,
who's going to take it all, do you think?
I'm just excited enough
that USC and UCLA are
both formidable enough to maybe make
a run at it. So I mean, just pulling for the hometown
teams at this point. I actually
did have UCLA
winning it all until, I think
about a week ago, their best
defender, who guards the perimeter
three line really well i think he
ruptured his achilles so he's out for the season and now their defense i i don't know man you know
i think but besides ucla and i know i'm gonna sound like a little bit of a homer because i lived
there for two years but there we go so complete no but they're they've been number one overall
for like half the season they only have two losses on the season,
and they are just ripping apart everybody they play.
In fact, they're on the TV right now, and the score is –
oh, it must be halftime because I don't see the score.
But, you know, it's like they're actually really complete.
H-Town for life.
I think UCLA and Houston is like 1A, 1B.
All right.
Well, Wolf –
You know, sorry, real quick, Menace.
Did you guys see the first Sister Jean sighting?
I don't know if you know who Sister Jean is.
Oh, dude.
Oh, I've heard about her.
The old, old, old lady from Chicago Loyola?
Chicago Mary Madison?
Yeah, Chicago Loyola.
Yeah.
She's what?
89, 89, 90?
No, dude.
She's like 100 something.
Wow.
She's even worse.
What?
I'll look it up right now.
We went over this kind of on when we used to do Tailgater.
And it mainly came up about this time every year because Chicago usually gets into the tournament.
And originally, it was a little novelty thing.
Yeah.
Hey, here's Sister Jean.
Here's this old lady.
She goes to every game.
But I'm on the stance where it's like, we got to stop wheeling out
old people as like ornaments.
Yeah.
Every year sister Jean gets more and more old dude.
And like this one that just came up this year, bro.
Not good.
Like, dude, she looks rough, bro.
And I'm like, can we get it?
You know, it's probably her choice, but I'm like the oldest fan, dude, you got to shout
them out.
But like, do you know like the amount of work it probably takes to take a hundred plus year old woman on the road for a tourney run
so many travel miles for an old lady dude let alone like going to a basketball game it's cold
wherever the hell they're playing if unless you're not in california or nevada for these
these uh regionals and you don't want something happening to sister jean you don't want that juju on an important run imagine imagine
you're organizing her travels and something bad happens oh that's 103 years old yes birthday
august 21st 1919 damn what are we doing and then there's a uh you get all your sister gene flying
to see loyola chicago in new york for the blah blah blah it's
like why bro she has a tv at home i hope chicago loyola wins so you stop wheeling sister gene
around that's my hope this year actually all right well we'll find out what happens when we're in las
vegas for march oh yeah that's how this conversation started i know yeah i took it on a tangent
it's all good.
Speaking of events, events calendar,
I'm just going to shout it out real quick because I know
a lot of people are thirsty to
get into Woody Show events and
this is where I'm going to be.
I'm going to be at Raising Cane's
April 7th, Fullerton
from 2 to 4 p.m. and Raising Cane's
always comes with
a huge amount of giveaways so please and then the
next day I'm gonna be at YMCA in Van Nuys from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. that's gonna be four hours long
this is for a charity event and I'm gonna release more details on this because it is a charity event
for kids that would like to get a free eye exam and free eyeglasses that's huge so we're gonna
have some more details on that.
I'll release it on social media.
But come on through.
If you don't need eyeglasses, I'll be there.
YMCA Van Nuys, April 8th, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.
And then last but not least,
we're going to be at Morongo Casino, April 21st,
from 5 p.m. to 7 p.mm for a live what's new pod podcast recording let's go
that'll be the last event that i do before the woody show after hours takeover on that monday
april 24th and everyone's gonna be there the whole woody show crew you going to be there. The whole Woody Show crew. You guys will be there, of course. But check this out.
I am going to try.
We're going to have this event at Morongo Casino on the 21st of April.
But that is weekend two of Coachella.
And I'm going to try my damnedest to get all of us into Coachella for weekend two.
Can you imagine Tyler?
Sun's out, guns out at Coachella. Now, I really want to see
Eric in a festival setting. We hear about all these wild EDC stories and things like that about
him going wild. I know that he's an older married man now, but you think if we get him into Coachella
that he's going to just let loose. You get me out of the city limits.
I let loose, especially in the desert.
I mean, you got samples of it.
You've been to Vegas to me. Yeah. Now
Randy, what do you think about Randy in
a festival setting and Tyler? Because I'm
just saying, guys, a lot of walking.
I mean, I can walk. I don't know
why I was the one getting thrown into this. Tyler's the one who's
walking around in like Converse
and jeans.
Tyler, you can't wear jeans to Coachella.
No, no, no.
I'm not going to wear jeans to Coachella. This is going to be his outfit.
This is going to be his outfit.
It's going to be a weird Colorado Rockies or no, no, no.
Florida Marlins hat.
It's all weird looking.
It's going to be a navy blue shirt that's too long black jeans and then either some bulky dc shoes
or some converse that's gonna literally just describe my outfit for when we were at the
soccer game i mean that's your outfit every time i see you well here's the thing he'll be the only
person at the festival wearing jeans i mean at least i'll be easy to find like oh where's tyler
oh there he is.
Wait, is he afraid to show his legs? What do you think?
I'll wear shorts
for Coachella because if I'm going to be out there all day,
I'll wear shorts. I don't care.
It's no big deal. But I think this
would... I'm trying
to think. I think this would technically
be my first festival.
I've never been a huge
music festival guy my first one
was supposed to be when we were young but i had the ticket for the day with the high winds and it
got cancelled yeah so well i was wearing jeans because it was cold like it wasn't yeah okay
so i think this would technically be my first festival but yeah i'll have to
if we do end up going i'll be like okay cool now i got
to put a whole outfit together yeah this is this this will be a life-changing event for tyler he
will either be loving it or hate it he's probably will hate it yeah i mean how was it just walking
now how was it just walking to the soccer event for you tyler it wasn't bad i mean it wasn't that
far wasn't bad okay so imagine getting to the event and then constantly walking for hours. Yeah. So do the two walks we did.
And instead of sitting and watching and then sitting and eating, imagine like four to five
hours of just walking between all the walking that we did there. So the way I picture it and
then multiply it by like 10 times. Yeah. So the way I picture it, it's the same as me going to pretty much Disneyland and just
walking all day.
Like the last time I went.
Okay.
All right.
I'll give him that.
I'll give him that.
Yeah.
That's a decent comparison.
The last time I went, me and my brothers, we were curious about the steps because I
forgot to bring my watch that day.
So we're curious about the steps.
So we pulled up our phones.
We calculated the steps to miles and we walked about like 11 miles. So so i'm like it's probably going to be a little less than 11 miles
but like it's not something i haven't done before you got to factor in a lot of alcohol too yeah
you gotta think about that that's gonna be the interesting part so it's like the temperature's
not crazy hot right because they shifted it earlier in the calendar right because it used
to be mega hot right during coach During Coachella or during a...
Kind of varies.
It'll either be a thousand degrees.
Okay.
It'll be overcast or crazy windy.
I don't know.
It is a crapshoot every time they have Coachella.
Because like that might be what gets Tyler more or less
is that whatever.
He's a man.
He's a person.
He can walk.
He figured out how to walk and push through some soreness. I think the temperature, if it's a man he's he's he's a person he can walk he figure out how to walk and push through
some soreness i think the temperature if it's a if it's a hot sunny day i think the sun i think
the sun might be what gets tyler we'll get tomato tyler if it's yeah oh dude it's gonna be bad if
it's hot and sunny that day oh dude it's gonna be you're walking from sahara tim like thank god i
wore these jeans all right well we'll see if that happens that'll be super fun if it
does you guys want some food news sunny d vodka seltzer all in or all out man i mean it's probably
gonna be awful it's probably hangover central but i'm all dude i used to i used to have as a kid
like my mom would have to not tell me they bought sunny d because i would drink pretty much
the entire bottle in a day yeah throw it with seltzer probably pretty good oh i'm definitely
gonna pick this up if we go to coachella i'm gonna find some of these did you also see this news
dole whip is making its way to grocery stores everywhere with a variety of flavors we're talking
about mango og flavor and strawberry all in or all out to have access to Dole Whip at your house.
I'm the guy that waits an hour plus to get the Dole Whip at Disneyland.
I love that, man.
Oh, my God.
Heck, yeah.
It's super easy to get the Dole Whip with alcohol inside of it at other parks.
Look at Anaheim.
Not so much.
How about this one?
Jack's Links.
Beef jerky launches its
dorito flavors all in or all out so it's jerky with dorito dust on it i'm in uh i'm in too yeah
okay i'm in probably i misheard that i misheard that i'm all the way in i'm all the way in i was
thinking it was like doritos beef jerky flavor yeah i thought so at first and i was still kind
of in at that point also no this is this is straight up meat with the Dorito dust on it.
Yep.
Okay, I'm in.
I'm in.
Doritos on a sandwich, Doritos on beef jerky, probably the same thing.
Heck yeah.
I want it.
I need it.
How about this?
I don't know if I'm in for this one, guys.
McDonald's launches chicken Big Mac in select Canadian markets.
I just think that's too much bread because it's breaded chicken,
and then you've got the three layers of bread.
I like the McChicken, so I mean, I think I'm in for sure.
I'm not worried about bread.
Do you get the Big Mac sauce on the chicken?
Put some extra sauce on it, yeah.
Yeah, I'm not worried about bread when I go to McDonald's.
I'm like, hey, man, just give it to me.
Let's do this.
All right, now, I don't know if you guys caught this but on the woody show it's march fatness and sea bass
brought in big macs that were only meat so it was six patties on top of each other and i ate that
thing and i'm telling you it was so freaking good that mcdonald's needs to release it now
if they want to make a billion dollars so did you have
the condiments yeah sauce and stuff all that but it was just meat as all the patties it was bomb
so much meat dude that's that's a lot don't but knock it until you try it no like i'm not knocking
it because i know god i'm gonna sound like a fat ass right here i know that the big mac patties are smaller um so like just
stacking six on top of each other like maybe it's just me that doesn't seem like a whole lot
that's six patties stacked on top of one another you're out of your mind i mean i've gotten like
double doubles at in and out like protein style so they take off the buns but that's still it's
like wrapped in lettuce yeah so it's healthy yeah healthy. Yeah. I had a three-by-three last night.
Six patties, dude.
Yeah, this was just straight meat, but it was delicious, man.
I'm telling you.
All right, how about this?
This is something you can just order?
It's like a secret menu thing?
Or you just did this on the Woody Show?
Well, do you know how you can do it, right?
You can go to the locations that have the kiosks,
and then you can customize your burgers.
I mean, I'm sure if you just
asked them to do it at the register, they would,
but the kiosk, you can customize
your burger like crazy.
Alright, man. I'm going to eat
three Big Macs and take out
everything but the meat. No, you
wouldn't even have to do that. You would just
at the kiosk, select six
patties and then just leave out the
buns. Oh, yeah. Okay. You think workers hate these kiosk things? Because Iies and then just leave out the buns. Yeah. Okay.
You think workers hate these kiosk things?
Because I was at Taco Bell the other day and I had an old couple next to me trying to figure
out how to order them.
And they were like doing their order on the kiosk while also screaming instructions back
to the workers.
Oh my God.
What are they doing?
Because they're like, there's no option.
It was probably just because it was such a weird request.
No joke. because they're like there's no option this is it was probably just because it was such a weird request yeah i no joke like i want 16 seven layer burritos okay but i need eight of them not warm
because we want to warm them up later at home oh that's weird they're like no you got to put the
instructions on the kiosk and they're like no i'm just going to tell you and like there's this weird
disconnect between these old couple that just can i just tell you my
order it was okay no i understand that yeah there was no way there was an option not to warm it up
yeah yeah just order at the was there not a way to order just at the register yeah dude that was
the crazy part it was me and leanne and this old white couple at these four kiosks and then the
workers were just kind of standing behind the desk.
There's a desk option right there.
And they're like, no, you got to order from the kiosk.
And I think they just didn't want to do it.
Oh, okay.
And I'm standing there.
I'm trying to get my order in quickly before this 16-mega order comes in.
Yeah.
Let me get sour cream.
Okay, sour cream.
Okay, go order.
Yeah, just bang it out.
They're still yelling.
Yeah.
They're still yelling. So I'm like, okay, just Okay, sour cream. Okay, go order. Yeah, just bang it out. They're still yelling. Yeah. They're still yelling.
So I'm like, okay,
just get mine going here.
Especially with old people
when it comes to fast food
because of the disconnect
because think about it.
If you're like 60,
you worked in fast food
if you did like 40, 50 years ago.
So it's like,
because in their head,
I'm sure they're like,
yeah, you know,
when we reheat burritos at home,
they're always so gross.
So let's just ask for it
lukewarm or cold.
That way when we warm it up,
it'll be better. Like I'm sure in in their heads it sounds like a great idea but then they don't
realize that everything is on a hot like a hot tray and it just doesn't work like that so well
i think i shared this story before on the podcast i know i've definitely shared it on the woody show
when i was working at little caesars the weirdest customer that we had was a guy that would walk in
and he would keep his
motorcycle helmet on and it would covering his face. He would wear sunglasses and he would say,
I need my pizza pulled out before there's any burn marks on the cheese. So like straight up raw.
And if there was any little flake of burnt cheese on it, he would give it back and tell us to do it
again. It was so weird no i'm kicking
that dude out you see the you see the motorcycle helmet walking you're like yeah oh here's
motorcycle helmet guy with the weird cheese request maybe he was reheating it back at his
house i don't know but he was only ordering one so it made no sense how about this one are you
gonna buy this wendy's is officially launching
its famous chili in grocery stores so you can buy it in a can would you do that yes or no i've
actually never had the wendy's chili what my mom yeah me neither my mom goes to bat for that thing
whenever we go she's been getting the chili from there my entire life dude yeah how is that even
possible tyler when i was growing up there was never really
a wendy's i think the nearest one from us is like maybe three or four miles oh that's way too far
like if i'm yeah if i'm getting fast food if you're not within like a two mile radius i'm not
going so i mean cafeteria was down the hall yeah all right good one yeah like i'm thinking about
it like i've had the tommy's chili but i've never had Wendy's chili. Now you can buy it at the store,
but I'm telling you, if I'm buying canned chili, I'm getting Denison's all day, every day. I love
Denison's chili. That's my favorite. All right. Moving on guys. Now that Eric got a new car,
Brett got a new car. Randy's had a new car for a couple of years. Tyler definitely needs a new car.
I am finally going to get a new car possibly in the car that I'm going to get is the Toyota
BZ4X all electric SUV. And I'm super excited about this and I want to educate people. Well,
how many miles does it go? What is the range? You know, they have this range anxiety.
And I try to ask people like, how many miles do you travel in a day? Now you guys have long
commutes, right? Randy and Eric, how many miles do you drive every day? Both ways, probably like
40, 45 miles, 40, 45 miles per day. Okay. And then, so let's say this vehicle, right, has 250 miles range. You're not going to use that
in a whole day. Even if you drove to work and you came back and then you drove all around town,
you're going to be fine. And then if you get home, you just plug it on into your charger.
My lady has an electric car. We've had it for about two years. All we do is take a regular old wall
plug and we plug it into the wall when we get home and it charges the car overnight and we're
perfectly fine the next day. Don't trip off range when you're looking at electric cars. So I'm super
excited about this. The Toyota BZ4X, check it out. Guys, can I ask you about the weather? Are you
over the rain yet? Yeah, I was actually just talking to my mom about this.
It's like, I feel like it's been wet for like four months.
I know, right?
There's stuff I want to get done.
There's stuff.
I bought my mom a little home.
It's not Ring.
It's one of those other brands.
Like doorbells here, like little cameras.
Yeah.
And literally every time I plan on going over to help, it's effing raining.
And then it's like the weekends, I have stuff going on, can't make it over.
Like today, it was planned to go.
Raining.
Yeah.
Two weeks ago, raining.
Four months ago, raining.
Like this was a Christmas present.
I haven't got a chance to put them up yet.
Oh my God.
And just FYI, when you're installing those, it's hardwired, right?
These ones are battery.
Oh, okay.
Battery.
Okay.
Then you're good.
It's like on the wood.
So I kind of want to put like a coat of like little fresh paint over some some of the wood i'm putting it on you know make it look nice yeah just
fyi a couple people if you're doing the hardwired ones make sure you turn off your power because you
could electrocute yourself yeah no i make sure not to do the hardwired ones because yeah i don't f
with electricity yeah like i don't play around with that yeah and then what about the people
at big bear now luckily we didn't have any Big Bear events this year. We probably would have been snowed in. I was actually talking
to my mom about this the other day. So my mom works at a preschool, right? Yeah. And so parents
come in, pick up their kids all the time. So this dad came in and he picked up his kids super early
and she just said like, oh, you're here early. And he said, oh yeah, we're going up to, it was
Big Bear or Arrowhead. It was one of those places., we're going up to, it was Big Barrel Arrowhead.
It was one of those places.
So we're going up there for the weekend.
She said, are you worried about the snow?
And he says, no, don't worry.
We're going to leave before it gets heavy snow.
They got snowed in for like a week and a half.
Oh no.
It's just, he straight up said that him
and the neighbor, I think it was,
had to walk about two miles to the nearest grocery store because everything was snowed in.
And on top of that, there is three grocery stores in the area.
Two of them had the roofs cave in.
So there was only one that was actually functioning.
So they had to walk two miles, go get everything they needed, bring it back two miles back.
And yeah, they couldn't leave for about like a week and a half.
God. All right. Let's say we got stuck in the snow no food who's the first one
that's gonna eat somebody tyler tyler yeah all right how about this though brett are you super
excited because soon it will be wrestling headquarters in los angeles now let me break
it all down for you first, okay?
So, starting March 31st, you have Friday Night Smackdown at Crypto.
Then later that night, you have the Undertaker one-man show at the Novo.
Then the next day, April 1st at Crypto.
NXT Stand and Deliver at Crypto.
But while that is going on, you have WrestleMania April 1st and April 2nd
at SoFi Stadium.
Are you ripping out?
Yes or no?
Of course.
Any single time it's WrestleMania weekend
is one of the greatest weekends of all.
Any town it's in turns into Wrestle Kingdom itself.
It is wrestling nonstop.
There is shops.
There is shows.
There is signings. There's
everything you could ever want. But to have
that many wrestling events back to back
on the grandest stage of them all,
WrestleMania, amazing.
Can't wait. Now, Randy, you're going, right?
I always promised myself if I had
the opportunity to go to it, I would go to it.
I got lucky and I got some tickets for really, really cheap.
So is this your first
WrestleMania?
My first wrestling event ever.
Ever?
Oh, wow.
Oh, really?
Starting off with the big one.
Here's the thing about WrestleMania, and it's a SoFi stadium, right? Like the premier stadium in all of Los Angeles, state of the art.
There's not a bad seat in the house, but also when it comes to wrestling
and WWE, what they put into WrestleMania,
there's never a bad seat in the house.
You could see everything.
You could hear anything.
The feeling from the crowd of everyone I've ever known that's ever gone to WrestleMania says the entire place is something else.
It's like you were at the biggest rock show on the planet and everybody's into it.
Everybody's feeling it.
It's going to be a freaking madhouse.
And I think they just released more tickets for WrestleMania because, you know, SoFi Stadium, you can extend the stadium because I think capacity
when we took a tour, right, they said capacity is about 70,000. But if they really wanted to,
they can extend it up to 100,000, right? Oh, yeah. Or something like that. Yeah. And if it's WWE,
they want that record number. They always want the record number for WrestleMania,
and it's going to be huge.
And Randy will not be alone,
because Tyler will be there with him.
What? Tyler, speak up.
Yeah, so I'm super excited for this, honestly.
And the funny thing is that ever since the Royal Rumble,
I've actually been following along to some of the WWE storylines,
and the card is actually shaping
up pretty nicely.
Very nice. So I'm actually very intrigued
to see where this goes,
how this all works out, and I'm taking my kid
brother with me, who's mega into wrestling too.
Oh my god, that almost took me for a loop
there. I was like, I'm taking my kid.
I was like, what? Brother.
Tyler, who's one person
you're most excited to see kevin owens easy like
he's my he's been my favorite wrestler for maybe the past six-ish years nice um i've just always
been heavily invested in him he's just one dude that goes in just really doesn't give an f about
anything i remember the first time he showed up on the WWE main roster, he starts talking crap to John Cena,
throws him down and then steps on his US title. And I was like, I am following this dude.
The disrespect.
It was wild because that's not something you see on WWE TV. But then again, that's also
something that you don't see happen to john cena who at this time
was still like the top of the guy in the company yeah right so it's just like what the hell is
going on and we all know randy is excited to see john cena so we have no other questions for him
he's excited to see buck lesnar yeah and but don't forget that one man show with the undertaker at
the novo that's going to be a pretty cool experience.
And it's happening in Las Vegas.
I know that as well at the Cosmopolitan.
So that's like a cool after party if you're going to go to the NXT show.
Oh, yes, yes.
And also the NXT show is going to be as great as WrestleMania is.
Again, the grand stage of them all.
NXT is their premier league for the fastest, quickest, hardest hitting men and women wrestlers.
These are going to be the stars of tomorrow.
This is something you definitely want to see in the one man shows.
Undertaker.
You get an intimate moment with the Undertaker telling his stories from all his years in wrestling.
How can you say no to that?
It's going to be pretty cool.
Intimate.
All right.
I need to ask you, what you watching this weekend?
I'm already set on catching
up with the series you that's on netflix i love it it's going to be a part two of this season
and then jenna ortega on snl is gonna be pretty big and i have not watched one episode yet of the
mandalorian and i was all about it where you been I tried to watch it the other day, but I was dead tired and I literally watched 30 seconds
before I fell asleep.
Okay, it's okay.
I would rather you hold it off
until you have more energy.
Yes.
Are you guys watching anything this weekend?
I just started watching Ted Lasso,
which I feel like I'm super behind on.
And I saw the announcement
that the show was going to end after this season.
So I was like, all right, I have Apple TV.
I might as well dive into it.
And I've been really liking it because I would see clips season. So I was like, all right, I have Apple TV. I might as well dive into it. And I've been really liking it.
Because I would see clips of it, and I was just kind of like,
okay, what's the big hype behind it?
We only shouted it out for a couple years.
I know, I know.
But the people that would shout it out, it was like, okay,
well, is it going to be my time to do it?
I shouted it out.
What does that mean?
I know, but there's a lot of people that shouted it out.
Okay, give me a break.
I was on the ground floor shouting it out. Okay, I understand. It's like when someone tells you, hey, there's a lot of people that shouted at him. Can you give me a break? I was on the ground floor shouting at him.
Okay, I understand.
It's like when someone tells you, hey, there's this great band.
You're like, okay, cool, I believe you.
And then you start hearing person B through X start telling you about the band.
You're like, ooh, maybe not.
Always look for the first person to tell you about it.
And that was me, thank you.
Maybe Randy just doesn't like your opinion.
Maybe he doesn't like your taste.
I think about it this way.
And I'm like, okay, you've got a great point.
But then I take Tyler's word and I'm like, wait a second.
What's going on here?
But I gave it a shot.
Mine should overpower his word.
And I will say this.
I'm not always right, but sometimes I hit the head right on the nail.
Yeah.
You are never right.
One out of ten, you got it.
Hit the head right on the nail?
Is it hit the nail?
I don't know.
I'm drawing a blank with my phrases.
All right.
Thank you.
God.
All right.
I got to ask Tyler.
He's always up for something weird to be watching.
What is it?
What is it this time?
So this weekend, I'm actually watching nothing but college basketball for the most part.
It's all the conference tournaments, semiffinals the finals selection sunday and then march
madness i think officially starts on tuesday but there is one exception on sunday night i will be
watching the season finale of the last of us it's so good i cannot stop watching it just like it's
if just if you haven't seen it i like i'm sure you've seen the hype everywhere so i don't even
have to hype it up for you if you haven't seen it just at least give the first 30 minutes of the first episode a shot
and if you don't like it after that then just stop it's really really good it's kind of crazy
how fast the season has gone by I know it's only nine episodes but it's just such good television
like I can't stop wow time flies when you're at home man yeah i got a lot
of time to watch stuff oh wow all right brett are you watching anything uh yeah you know i just caught
up on the mandalorian what which is amazing obviously menace episode one is dope episode
two you're gonna be like holy crap it's really good
caught up on star wars the bad batch nice also amazing star wars animation but uh guys i needed
a new anime i ran out pokemon journeys came out with their new part yeah nice watched it dope
we're almost to ash's final journey but then i needed a new anime i'm like what am i gonna watch
i found a new uh gundam anime, Gundam the Witch from Mercury.
It is a female lead Gundam show.
Ooh.
So a redheaded girl who is the pilot of a giant mecha
known as a Gundam.
And, you know, chaos ensues inside of a school.
It's like a teen drama, but with giant fighting robots.
There you go.
I'm watching a teen drama with giant fighting robots
and I loved it. All right. Never seen a moment of it so far. Okay robots. There you go. I'm watching a teen drama with giant fighting robots, and I loved it.
There's a moment of it so far. Okay. Eric,
you watch anything this weekend? I mean, you guys
hit all the big ones. Mandalorian,
I'm caught up on. You is on
my to-do list because it's the first season.
I watched the first half of the last season
in like one night.
Trying to think. Yeah, college basketball
is on my to-do list. Maybe some baseball,
world baseball classics going on.
Damn.
I am going out tomorrow, so that is going to cut into my TV time.
What? Outside?
What's that like?
Dave and Buster's birthday party.
Oh, TV time.
Hell yeah.
All right.
Been a minute.
Been a minute.
Sweet.
Love it.
Hell yeah.
All right, guys.
Well, we got to wrap this up.
It has been a long recording today because we had a lot of work to do.
But I want you to, again, write these down.
April 7th, Fullerton, 2 to 4 p.m., Raising Canes.
Come on out.
Hang out with me.
April 8th, YMCA, Van Nuys, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m.
And don't forget, the very last event before the After Hours Takeover
is going to be a live recording of What's New Pod at Morongo Casino,
April 21st from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m.
You're going to want to come out to this.
It's the What's New Pod live recording at Morongo Casino.
And then you have the Woody Show After Hours Takeover,
which is absolutely massive.
That's going to be happening on April 24th. But they already know about that one they've been hearing about it constantly they
know i'm sure everyone is well aware of that yeah burying the lead yeah true okay big shout out to
blankets by tracy big year for blankets by tracy because it has been cold people need blankets
blankets by tracy.com t-r-a-c-E-Y.com I'm sure. Randy is keeping
track of all the sales that your mom is
doing. Of course. Pocket watching, trying to
launch his own blanket company.
Have the charts up and everything. Yep.
And then you have Shasta Jeans Boutique.
Brett, what's happening over there?
Well, Manus, as you know, there's already
free shipping on all jewelry items
at shastajeansboutique.com.
That's with two O's because it's spooky.
Also, crystal ball sacks.
You know, you got to protect your crystal balls.
But very special because not only does Menace believe in birthday months.
Yes.
But Shasta believes in birthday months.
Nice.
So on Shasta for her birthday month, there is a discount.
Nice.
I believe it's 20% off most items on ShastaJeansBoutique.com.
So if you get some jewelry, 20% off and free shipping,
how can you say no to that?
Pretty cool.
Can't do it.
ShastaJeansBoutique.com with two O's, good spooky,
or find the link in my link tree at St. Bort on Instagram.
All right.
Also, shout out to our boy, Joe Coy.
He just sent over a huge box of merch for the whole Woody Show crew.
Check out JoeCoy.com.
That's J-O-K-o-y.com he is on tour
everywhere check out his specials on netflix check out his different funko pops that he has available
speaking of funko pops shout out to our boy his name is gabriel iglesias aka fluffy he has that
new tapatio box with the Funko.
That's pretty dope.
Check it out.
Limited edition Tapatio and his Tapatio Funko.
It's pretty legit.
Fluffyguy.com.
And I'm sure he'll be in a city near you, so keep track of his tour.
What's up to Man Kim?
Go to mankim.com.
They have a brand new band.
Find out all about it.
Go to their Instagram, at mankim.
Also, shout out to Sex With Emily.
Go to sexwithemily.com.
That's sexwithemily.com.
Check out her podcast,
our follower,
at Sex With Emily.
And listen to The Mothership,
The Woody Show,
Monday through Friday.
Just search The Woody Show on the iHeartRadio app.
Brett, do you have anything
to say before we leave?
This podcast went by
way too fast, guys.
I feel like I barely
got to hang out with you.
Yeah.
You know, but it's been a blast.
All right.
Tyler.
Yeah.
So I kind of hinted at this last week, but now I can officially announce it.
So over at my job, I work for Better Sports Network.
We just launched this new app feature where basically it's a question and answer game
that we play in the middle of live games that
are going on. For example, later tonight, we have the big 12 semifinal between Iowa state and Kansas
tap the question. Once it pops up on the app, answer the question. The more answers you get,
right? The better chance you have of winning the game. If you win the game, currently we are
offering a $100 gift card to the store.
And I know what you're thinking is like, oh, this store might just probably has a bunch
of stuff with their logos on it.
Actually has a bunch of autograph stuff in it.
So like looking at the store right now, there's a Lawrence Taylor signed mini helmet in here.
There's a Devante Adams signed mini helmet in here.
There's a Jackham signed Jersey for baseball people.
There's a signed Jersey of Tom Glavin and Keith Hernandez basketball.
We have one of Jerry West and Dennis Rodman hockey. I even have Brett Hall and Mike McDonald for you baseball people. There's a signed jersey of Tom Glavin and Keith Hernandez. Basketball, we have one of Jerry West and Dennis Rodman.
Hockey, I even have Brett Hull and Mike Madonna
for you hockey people.
And it's worth it, man.
Like just play the game while you watch the actual game
that's going on, just have fun with it.
Pretty cool.
So all you need to do is just download
the Better Sports app.
You can find that on Android or on Apple.
And then after that, just create an account.
I believe all you need is just your name and email.
You don't even need to put your address or anything like that. And yeah, that's
pretty much it. And then just watch play win. Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave?
No, I don't. Let's go Chicago Loyola. Let's get sister Jean out of basketball arenas for the rest
of her life. All right, cool. Randy, do you have anything to say before we leave?
I was like freaking out trying to think of something to say. So I'll just toss to the coolest thing I saw this week.
The trailer for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is super sick and you should watch it.
Nice.
I'll definitely check that out.
All right, everybody.
We'll see you next week. Outro Music