What's New Podcast - Visiting Ohio, New Boots, Oprah's Favorite Things, Food News & More!
Episode Date: November 9, 2023On this epsiode we talk visiting Ohio, New Boots, Oprah's Favorite Things, Food News & More!...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I'm Menace, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the winning show,
morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
We have our friends Eric and Randy who are joining us from Downey, California.
And over yonder is our buddy Tyler, who is in Whittier, California, returning from Cincinnati, Ohio.
I can't wait to talk to him about that.
But before we get to all that, we do have some business to take care of this Thursday, November 9th from 4 to 6 p.m.
I'll be at Norm's Restaurant in Hollywood.
It is a new location.
I'll be there with Ravey at 5453 Hollywood Boulevard with a ton of giveaways.
Also, giving away some T-bone steaks so Tyler might roll through and get that T-bone for free.
First 25 people get hooked up with that.
But, of course, again, theme park tickets woody show merch concert tickets and more
this thursday at the new norms 54 53 hollywood boulevard also i want to shout this out because
we have so many san francisco and bay area podcast listeners that listens to all of our podcasts
and they follow us on social media it is happening once again wild 94.9 Comedy Jam OG fans might know it as the
Doghouse Comedy Jam it's back
the lineup will be announced this
Monday November 13th
7am on Wild 94.9
with the JV show it's honoring
my friend JV who was affected by
Lyme disease it's happening at
the SAP Center in San Jose
March 1st definitely
I'll be in the house it's benefiting the bay area
lime foundation so please make it out to the wild 94.9 comedy jam tyler you're back from your trip
your weekend trip to cincinnati ohio i loved all the updates that we had how was the wedding that
you went to did you hook up with any bridesmaids? Did not hook up with any bridesmaids.
Wedding was great.
Shout out to my cousin Brian and his new bride, Cynthia.
It was an absolute blast.
Really a lot of fun.
One other update that I actually think about.
I forgot to share this with you and Brett.
Randy and Eric know this.
Bought my first pair of cowboy boots.
Yeah, that was a thing. Wait, you went
to three different states on this trip. So
you went to Ohio, Kentucky
and Indiana. Now
the wedding was in Indiana, correct?
If I remember?
The wedding was, okay, this is what it was.
The wedding was in Kentucky.
My cousin, who I was staying with,
lives in Indiana and then
the football game itself was in Cincinnati, Ohio.
So I did not
realize that apparently the Cincinnati airport
is not technically
in Ohio. It is technically
in Northern Kentucky.
So I flew into Northern Kentucky.
It's really weird how all those states work.
This guy doesn't know airports
at all.
It's a thing called a map
that is the cincinnati airport that is the correct airport to fly into if you're flying
into cincinnati there's just happens to be more room to put it on the northern kentucky side
but there is the ohio river that is right there in between all three the second you cross the river you're either
in ohio depending on which way you're going kentucky which way you're going or indiana which
way you're going it's really wild all right so in which state did you pick up some cowboy boots
so that would be in i picked those up in the kentucky side yeah obviously did you get the
cowboy boot crocs that dropped or just actual cowboy boots?
I don't want to put you on blast, Tyler, but can you show them the picture of the cowboy boots?
These are like, they're like cowboy boots with Nike soles.
What?
They have shoe bottoms.
No.
Are you serious?
My first cowboy boots.
Yeah, I mean, that's pretty much what they were.
People said that they were a good starter if it's your first pair.
What?
But they're not legit cowboy boots?
It's like training wheels for cowboy boots.
Oh, my God.
We got to put this on What's New Pod on Instagram.
Oh, my God.
These boots, dude.
These boots, they do look like a pair of Jordans with, like, boot tops.
What the F is that?
I've never seen that before.
I mean, they're more like the, I guess like casual style i guess you could say style they look like they could be work boot cowboy boots
kind of yeah it's like if you wanted to it's like if you wanted to walk in a 5k and wear boots at
the same time yeah it's so weird essentially I'm definitely going to post it on our Instagram. Dude, that's crazy.
Now, I will be honest.
I did look for the matching hat,
but there is one problem,
and that problem is my head is too damn big.
So apparently...
Jockey.
Wow.
Apparently, I was looking around for my size.
Now, in a normal baseball hat,
I wear a size 8,
which is the biggest size they sell in a
store i looked around for a cowboy hat size eight i even asked the girl who was working at the
counter she straight up says oh yeah we don't make them in that size so you tell me kentucky
the home of the thousand pound sisters doesn't have a cowboy hat big enough for you i don't
trust that.
I did not call it the home of the
Thousand Brown Sisters. That was all that is. I do not want
to be associated with that. What I'm trying to say
is they make them big in Kentucky and you're
bigger than Kentucky?
Hey, look, I'm going to have to go back to
Texas where everything is apparently bigger,
including the hat size. How about the game? You went
to go see the Bills versus the
Bengals. Yes, I did.
Sunday comes around. Checked out two restaurants that are normally in the South.
One, the Almighty Waffle House. It's as amazing as I remember. Oh, glorious. Yes.
It's amazing. Second, tried out this other place that apparently is only really in the Cincinnati area called Skyline.
Of course, everybody knows that they're famous for their Skyline chili.
Garbage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Skyline chili itself is not great, but this place is specifically all about their chili.
They do everything a little bit spicier.
You know, for fast food, it's pretty good.
I actually enjoyed it.
It was pretty good.
My bar tab, including tip, was over 200 bucks.
For yourself?
For yourself?
That's the other thing.
Okay. That's the other thing okay that's the other thing i was by myself
but now going back to when i left my hotel when i got in the elevator to go downstairs i ran into
these guys who were all wearing bills jerseys we ended up talking i found out that they were from
western canada they're all in the same fantasy football league they do a football trip every
year so i ended up running
back into these dudes at the bar i ended up buying i think like two buckets of beer for them because
they were actually really chill and we talked pretty much the whole time and apparently i was
buying drinks for other people but you know it's just whatever oh he's buying for everybody else
what's the last time tyler bought a drink for us i was gonna say not to not to interrupt the glorious
story here the last couple times i've been with you guys all the drinks for the most part have
been pretty much like taken care of oh that's why i haven't really bought it oh okay doesn't mean
yeah sounds like the recipe for sloppy makeout sessions yeah with everything yeah would you make
out with at the bar tyler i i did not, dude. I was by myself filling in my inbox.
Dude, Tyler is low-key.
He's hooking up with somebody.
You know why?
You're hot, dude.
You are, because every time we bring up a lady
or a potential of hauling out a lady,
he downplays it and doesn't say anything.
He's hooking up with somebody.
Well, that's because, obviously, he has different ladies
that probably listen to the podcast, and they're going to find out. He has to keep it. Being his mom. He sends hooking up with somebody. Well, that's because obviously he has different ladies that probably listen to the podcast and they're
going to find out. He has to keep it.
He sends a sling to his mom
because he doesn't want his mom to know his stuff.
Alright, alright.
Did you even make it to the game?
Yeah, so two things. Number one,
I will give the downtown
area of Cincinnati, especially by the stadiums,
a lot of credit. Holy crap, bro.
How was the game? Jesus Christ. We lot of credit. Holy crap, bro. How was the game?
Jesus Christ.
We'll get there.
It was pretty cool.
The bar I was at was literally... How are we still at the bar?
How about the game?
Okay, we'll get there, man.
It is a journey with winding roads.
Randy tells a shorter story than you.
Oh, God.
Holy crap. You went to a shorter story than you. Oh, God. All right. Well, look.
Holy crap.
Oh, you went to a bar before a game.
Wow.
Revelation.
You met people that were there to see the Bills before a Bills game.
Oh, Revelation.
You spent a lot of money at the bar.
Oh, crazy story.
How was the game?
Okay.
Fine.
Fine.
We'll just skip everything else.
Get to the game.
Game was actually.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now I really want to hear what he wanted to share to see if it was worth it.
It's probably not worth it. Let's hear if this 10 minute aside is worth
the time. Okay, tell us. Tyler, no, tell
us. What was it? What happened?
All I was going to say is that
the bar I was at literally
directly across the street from
Great American Ballpark where the Reds play
in between the two blocks
between the stadium ton of bars
ton of food areas it's actually got a pretty gold little like yes life thing so that's all i was
going to say eric thank you very much riveting stuff yeah riveting yeah riveting stuff absolutely
riveting anyway get to the game get to the game i will uh say this i give randy a lot of credit
for encouraging me because i will admit the price Randy a lot of credit for encouraging me
because I will admit the price was a little much.
Randy tells me just rip it and grip it,
so I ended up getting a really good seat.
We're not even in the game yet.
He's talking about buying the tickets.
Get inside.
It's a really fun environment.
I will say this.
Bengals fans don't get a lot of credit.
They're pretty cool.
They're really nice people,
but the game itself was actually pretty dumb.
Now give us the play-by-play of the game starting from the beginning.
First quarter.
Bengals scored.
The first quarter was great.
Coin toss.
Bengals scored.
Bengals scored.
And then the rest of it, it was a little slow-paced.
Bills could do Barrett.
Sorry, Eric.
All right.
I mean, I really don't care about the game enough.
I mean, the game sucked. Bills lost. Got their asses kicked. But my Sorry, Eric. I really don't care about the game enough. The game sucked. Bills lost.
Got their asses kicked.
My God, dude.
Alright. Well,
I was also out of town.
Really? Did you go to the right
airport? Which city line were you on?
No, I went to Las Vegas, Nevada
for BravoCon. I won't bore everybody here
on the podcast that's not into Bravo and Bravo TV.
It was super fun.
I was going to go to a football game on Sunday, but I ended up partying all night on Saturday for the after party of BravoCon.
But what I did want to bring up, I did go to a new restaurant that I have never been to before.
And it's a Martha Stewart restaurant.
It's called Bedford.
And, dude, I had the tomahawk steak there it was so freaking lit i highly highly recommend checking it out it was delicious
also while i was there somebody at the excalibur won 12 million dollars on a salt machine on the Megabox.
So I wanted to ask you guys.
Well, that's the recap of my weekend right there.
Wait, how'd you get through it so fast?
I don't know.
It was weird.
But I did want to ask you.
Did they have bars there?
Were there bars?
There was bars and there was parties and there was DJs and all kinds of stuff.
Did you meet anybody at the bar?
What city were they from?
State?
Country?
A lot of people at BravoCon con were from pittsburgh
and st louis oh really and a couple people from chicago were they all in the same fantasy league
i don't know but yeah a lot of them came together but here's the thing i wanted to ask you eric you
go first because i'm afraid to ask randy or tyler eric you win $12 million on a slot machine.
What's the first thing you're doing?
Let's say you already got back home from Las Vegas.
Okay, well, I'm already home.
I was about to say my Vegas vacation is going to be extended a couple days.
That's for sure.
I mean, people always say I would keep working.
No, you're crazy.
I'm quitting.
I'm out.
Probably immediately.
How quick is the payout on those kind of things you must
say you get it like pretty quick yeah you get cut a check i think when you ask them like hey take
the taxes out now or later i highly recommend if you're ever in this situation tell them to take
out the taxes immediately do not try to do them later because you're going to blow through the
money that you have to pay your taxes on yeah no i'm going on another vacation like the day after i get home probably and then i'm i've always told
this to my wife and she always gets very she always kind of like torpedoes my like big dreams
like if we ever won the lottery i'm doing this i'm doing that she's like but what about our debt i'm
like our debt will be covered but what about we get a house i'm like yeah we could buy three houses
let me get through my party week first but yeah i'm going on another mega vacation somewhere probably going to some sports games like i'm knocking out
all of my sports fantasies behind home plate at dodge stadium on the on the glass somewhere at
a king's game i'm buying a team maybe i don't know i might just buy some bum ass team somewhere else
to be an owner but yeah i'm knocking out a lot of sports fantasies and probably having a mega bender okay i'll go next i'm going to
get home instantly buy a house in porter ranch california nice uh i'm gonna then immediately
after i do all my financials and have my financial get a financial guy and set up all that kind of
stuff that would probably take like a couple weeks after that i'm taking off and i'm going on vacation
too for like a couple months while i'm away i want my house being set up like being furnished
i don't want to do any of that crap anymore i don't want to move any stuff i don't want to
assemble any furniture anymore and then i'm gonna go to new york city hang out there for about a
week then i'll probably head on over to london hang out there for about a week. Then I'll probably head on over to London, hang out there for another week,
and then head to Japan and then come home to my new house
and then just kick in and figure out what I want to do for the rest of my life.
That's what I want to do.
Brett?
Well, first off, goodbye.
Yeah, right?
No, I'm still doing the podcast, guys.
No, no, that.
Yes, I'll remote in for that yeah no work
goodbye I will
see you later and I am changing
a couple phone numbers immediately
yeah I am
I'm paying whoever I need to pay
to erase me off the grid
that also no one can find me
unless I want you to find me on a burner phone
and then I'm gonna go live in the middle of nowhere.
I'm going to start my guinea rescue farm.
And I'm going to buy a Batmobile.
Oh, not just one Batmobile.
Nice.
No, I'm buying all the Batmobiles.
Oh, sweet.
One for each day of the week.
Friday Batmobile, a Monday Batmobile, a weekend Batmobile.
And because I live in the middle of nowhere, I'm going to make a freaking Batcave.
Why not?
And I'll have different Batmobiles from different freaking Batcaves.
Heck yeah.
But that way, I can kind of stay for like a year in a cave.
No one will be able to bother me or find me.
Nice.
Yeah.
That'd be awesome.
Now, I'm afraid to ask.
Who should I go with? Pick your poison. I'm'm gonna go with tyler let's go tyler let's go tyler's you win 12 million dollars he's been very
quiet tyler what are you doing the second you win 12 million dollars yeah aside from the debt being
paid off i think what i'm doing is I'm probably buying a house.
Number one, second thing I'm doing is replacing my car because my car is about 15 years old.
I think I might go truck again. I might just get myself into some trouble.
Hell yeah, bro. They got them cowboy boots.
There's that. And then the third thing I think I'm going to do, because I'd have the money for it,
I think I would honestly buy Falcon season tickets because I'm going to have enough money to go to and from Atlanta every weekend.
Might as well have some fun.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a waste of money, but yeah.
I mean, you could just pay Eric to slap you every single week.
It'll be the same thing.
No, I don't want to crush your dreams.
But yeah, if you're down to do that, I support it.
That'd be fun.
I mean, you would stay here and you would want to take a flight to
atlanta i mean yeah yeah you can fly first class it'd be comfortable just take a nap and wake up
in atlanta that'd be awesome tyler you can buy like a box i'm not gonna lie i was thinking about
that because my return flight yesterday was from cleveland to phoenix so just four hours and i'm
thinking dude there's got to be a better way than spending four hours cramped in this little thing
dude like where can i want to get first class at some point so yeah that'll be on the list oh well the thing
that sucks is once you get first class you're like man it ruins all the flights moving forward
that you don't have first class it sucks all right here we go randy quickly what are you doing with
your 12 million there's no real reason as to why but i would love
to buy um like obnoxious advertisement stuff for friends and family but like not towards companies
like i would love to have a photo of my cat blasted on like in like town like uh uh you know
in new york city for no reason just to have my cat up there i'm not like easily a year 12 million which is already you know you got to pay
taxes on it so you probably have probably like eight million dollars while i appreciate the
sentiment what the fuck are you doing right that's a little weird randy yeah but you know what though
if he had the money i guess randy if you got the money you could put our faces on the dome in vegas
yep true
promote the podcast or just cut some checks how about that just make us a lot more happy than
oh here's a billboard of you um all right speaking about spending money i was looking up you know
what are listeners into what are they what's trending with the listeners and what are they
checking in from looking up we've talked about this before.
Talked about it on the Woody show.
And it started trending again and it came out.
I didn't even notice it.
Oprah's favorite things list dropped.
And Barstool Sports was talking about it.
So I think that's why it started trending again.
Tell me if you're all in or all out, would you want this?
It's called the Ani Plug-In Pizza Oven.
So it's like one of those desktop pizza ovens
one thousand dollars all in or all out you know i just want 12 million dollars i'm down
how big is this pizza if it's i mean this looks kind of tiny it's like a personalized one yeah
a thousand bucks plug-in uh like there's a microwave down the hall yeah i'm gonna be real
dude if I have
12 mil I'm building a pizza oven
in my house dude I ain't buying this
$1000 thing okay let's
dial it back a little bit now this is just us
today without $12 million
are you going to buy anything off this list
second item
that I chose off the list
the original mortgage apple cake
I've never even heard of an apple cake oprah had
to educate me on this it is 90 now everything you hear you can buy it on amazon if they set up her
list on amazon i think i might want to try this cake i know it's 90 bucks but it's a full cake
apple cake all in all out anybody dang this website they already got it up their home screen
says oprah's favorite things with 2023 so they're right on it they got a nice little graphic and
everything i mean it looks good cake's always good so is it made of apple i'm assuming i'm sure it
has like some yeah i apple flavored in some way there's no apple chunks it looks delicious it
looks nice so i'll take it tyler Yeah, I'm always down for cake.
I'll try it.
I don't know if I'll spend 90 bucks to buy my own, but I'll try it if someone else buys it.
As always, if somebody else buys it, he'll try it.
Hey, that's how you stay rich, man, okay?
You make sure you hide your money and you mooch off everyone else.
All right.
Brett, are you all in or all out on the cake?
I'll pass.
Okay.
I like cake, but I'll pass.
All right.
Oh, yeah. And they're based in New Jersey, and they kick you right to gold belly so it could be shipped anywhere and they got a bunch of
different options okay i want to try it how about this uh you guys aren't into this but i thought
it was pretty interesting uh a handbag company that i've been shouting out called telphar telphar
shopping bag for 200 bucks which is actually not bad for that brand of silo bag.
She also put the
MetaQuest 3 VR headset
which is $500.
I don't think Oprah is hanging out
with the MetaQuest
VR headset. She must have
friends at Meta or something.
What's her stake in Meta? What is she getting from this pub?
Let me check your stock
list on how much stock you have in meta.
It would be pretty funny to see Oprah in her front room with a meta VR headset on,
just like totally gloss.
I'm assuming she would have no idea how to work it.
Hell yeah.
All right, Tyler, how about this?
Are you all in or all out?
The Point Reyes Celebration Collection Cheese Gift Basket.
All in or all out?
100% all in. An assortment
of cheeses for only $110.
Shit,
y'all, I'm going to be real. I might buy that for myself at Christmas.
You know what?
My birthday is three days after
Christmas, so that might be my happy birthday gift
to me. Oh, damn. $110
worth of cheese. Alright, well, that's all
I picked off the list. There's a bunch of stuff there there you can go look it up just oprah's favorite things list all right
how about this food news
are you all in or all out eminem finally releases mom's spaghetti sauce in a jar that you can get
i went to the website you go to mom'saghetti.com. It's already sold out,
but I'm sure he's going to be making more. Do you want to try it? Finally, Mom's Spaghetti.
He had those pop-up restaurants in LA and New York and Detroit, obviously. Are you going to buy some Mom's Spaghetti online? I really hate the fact that you said Eminem and the first thing I
thought of was the actual candy Eminem doing this. And I was thinking like, that's an interesting collab.
And then I was like, oh, wait, no, this is the person Eminem.
No, actually, I'd probably be down for that.
I mean, you're not ordering it offline.
But if you saw it in the store, would you buy it?
Yeah, if I saw it in the store, I'd probably buy it.
I'll try it.
See what's up.
Spaghetti.
I'm down.
I don't care what it is.
I'm eating it.
Just give it to me right now.
Of everything we've talked about the last 10 minutes, spaghetti right here.
Spaghetti all in.
I'm reading their About Me page on Mom's Spaghetti,
and it's funny how they're advertising it.
The thing about Mom's Spaghetti is that it was born with a clear mission.
Tastes like a leftover sauce the first time around.
Those second-day sauces bring something else to the table.
Oh, they're marinated.
I mean, they're not, Mom.
Yeah. Something like that. I don't know. I'm very M&M-y on the About Me. sauces bring something else to the table oh they're marinated i mean they're not well yeah
like that i don't know that's i'm very eminemi on the about me i was expecting something some
kind of puns or something like a lyric or two but it's very very straightforward just crack
open the jar heat up a batch and add to your favorite spaghetti or noodles i'm surprised
it's not in stores already that they're just only selling it on the website but i guess they're trying to
figure out distribution as a guy that has a hot sauce i know it's super hard to get something on
a shelf i mean for me but you would think eminem the rapper tyler would uh would have it easier
to be fair to be fair we started this segment off as food news okay what do you I'm going to think of when you say M&M as the first thing off of Food
News?
Mom's spaghetti.
M&M.
Well, I didn't hear.
You know, I'm sorry that the first thing I think of is chocolatey goodness, and I didn't
pay attention to the mom's spaghetti part for a second.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm on his side.
I heard M&M's and immediately went, mmm, chocolate.
There.
Thank you.
I'll defend him once,
okay? There's enough listeners saying I'm mean to him.
Alright, well,
coincidentally, Tyler's ex-girlfriend
was called Chocolatey Goodness.
I don't even know how to respond
to that, but okay.
Alright.
In other news,
now my alliance is with Rais canes so i'd never go to chick
fil-a but you gotta you know shout out chick-fil-a before this milestone they have opened up their
three thousandth three thousandth store three thousand of them i don't know are you guys still
rocking with chick-fil-a or no yeah i had some uh this week yeah i actually just went there the other day the day of uh my cousin's wedding get a bunch of last minute stuff and went to chick-fil-A or no? Yeah, I had some earlier this week. Yeah, I actually just went there the other day,
the day of my cousin's wedding,
get a bunch of last minute stuff
and went to Chick-fil-A for breakfast.
I forgot how good their breakfast is.
Really, really underrated.
Yeah, that's one thing they do have
is the breakfast menu.
Another food news,
Panda Express is testing dim sum bites,
lobster and shrimp dumplings,
mini chicken wontons,
and an apple pie roll.
Are you all in or all out?
Yep.
Uh-huh.
100%.
I'm in.
Tell you what, Panda Express does a good job being consistent when it comes to unveiling new stuff.
Because it's made in front of you.
It's made fresh.
Whenever it does come out, I'll probably stop by and I'll definitely try it.
How about this item now it's the kushi cashew tanaka in japan is now serving up
kit kats that are fried fried kit kat bites yeah that sounds like some some la county fair oc fair
stuff right right in a kitchen i'm down yeah they fried cashew around the kit kat and looks freaking
delicious that actually reminds me about something that i've been meaning to bring up for a while
okay so on my well so on my instagram feed i've been seeing a couple pages and what they do is
they somehow get snacks from all over the world shipped to them and then people order them and
then they ship them out you know here in the u.s and i see the flavors
of things yeah that they offer why are those not available here what are we doing they are why it's
kind of like what i've been saying with mcdonald's kfc uh 7-eleven the kit kats there's all these
other flavors around the world but not here yeah look who is the main clientele for all these
american-based companies
oh yeah the united states of america why don't you take care of your base clientele first you
bastard like come on man i'm hungry look at tyler now that he has his cowboy boots he's raising his
american flag i think i think you're working the opposite way but i didn't want to interrupt his
rant but tyler if you want to find these, there's things called other nationality
grocery stores, man.
Shout out to Ranch 99.
Shout out to
99 Ranch.
Shout out to 99 Ranch. Shout out to H
Mark. Mitsuwa, one of my favorites.
Sewa.
Tokyo Central. You can get snacks
at Daiso.
Daiso. Oh, opened up a new location, by the way, in La Canyada, Flintridge.
Man, I couldn't say that.
And also, Tyler, there's Indian markets that carry all this stuff, too.
Thank you.
You know what this would be a problem?
If it was available at my local grocery store.
Okay?
Tech news.
I'm really hungry.
I'm sorry.
Want some tech news?
Is this just because we, like, crapped all over his trip and everything? Probably. Tech news. You'm sorry. Want some tech news? Is this just because we crapped all over his trip and everything?
Probably.
Tech news.
You ready?
Okay.
Tech news.
Now, did you guys hear about this?
Kick.com, which is a competitor to Twitch, is now paying $16 an hour as long as you stream.
Randy, I think you would know more about this because you're always looking for a side hustle
and you love streaming like Twitch and kick. They're saying that they're going to pay
kick users, no matter how many viewers you have $16 an hour to be on kick. Is that true or not
true? I haven't really, I don't follow a whole lot of kick stuff because to me, like I just,
a lot of people I follow, they tend to be primarily twitch streamers i guess but kick does seem to be like really ahead of like doing all
the innovative stuff and trying out new things so this is i wouldn't tell right he gets old he
doesn't know anything about this he's out of the loop man he's aged out old ass man yeah how do
you feel our kick is too kick is too new for me i'm like yeah i don't know yeah because you're
old like there's just admit there are so many man now yeah you don't keep up on there's so many new
streaming platforms like effing mixer when i was like oh mixer's gonna be it and that didn't
move to anything and then there was like gilgamesh and then there's a bunch of other platforms so
when kick comes along i'm like oh well i will see but i mean i guess i'm out of the game too
long because kick apparently is kind of here to stay old man randy all right randy knows nothing because he's an old
man um i'm pulling up on my phone and it says that it hasn't officially launched yet apparently but
you have to be on the camera the whole time and interacting with your chat and you have to stream
for at least four hours to make this $16 an hour.
So that's pretty good because sometimes people,
like they stream and stream and stream
and they don't make any money at all.
So they're just trying to get to a point
where they can monetize.
So I think that's a pretty cool program.
It doesn't say anything that the stream has to be good.
So they're just going to sit there anyways, right?
Yeah, they said it doesn't matter
if you have one viewer or like 100 million viewers they'll pay you
16 an hour as long as you're streaming because they're looking for content i saw this other
report in tech news that half of kids are now listening to podcasts and if you're listening
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you listen to podcasts all right moving on something
in the news i don't know if you guys saw this in the past 24 hours but these treasure hunters
have discovered the holy grail sunken ship that people have been searching for for years that has
over 20 billion dollars worth of gold on it.
Damn.
And there's already a fight over it
because apparently this ship came from Colombia
and then it shipwrecked.
So the Colombian president says,
hey, we want our gold back.
And this ship sank over 300 years ago.
And the people that found it said,
hey, you know what?
We'll give you half the gold back
how about that whose side are you on uh it honestly kind of depends if it's it if it's
in international waters it's free reign it's anybody's like finders keepers exactly man 300
years ago man you should have claimed it maybe 150 man well also i'm like if so you just wait around for
somebody else to find it and then to say hey i want it back like if you really want that
did you put any effort into looking for this thing i think not sir okay what are we talking
about so 300 years ago was it 1723 now you go to hell bro that's our goal i know i'm like well at
least they're even being generous and saying hey look i'll split half of it hell bro that's our goal i know i'm like well at least they're even being
generous and say hey look i'll split half of it with you that's cool but like just say no you
guys can't have any of it you've been searching for it forever here you found it but no give it
all back i mean how i don't even know how they deal with that but the ship has been found 20
billion dollars has been found that's pretty billion has been found. That's pretty crazy. So look up that story.
It's developing.
I'm sure you'll see it more in the news in the coming future.
All right.
I'm going to go hit up one of our favorite places, the WB Studio Tour in Burbank, California.
If you're visiting Burbank or Los Angeles, you've got to check out the WB Studio Tour.
It's amazing.
You can see a Batmobile that Brett wants to buy.
Multiple of them. Multiples. you get to see the 89 you get to see the batman returns you get to see two batman uh forevers
batman and robin the ice batman and robin you get to see the tumbler from chris nolan's movies and
you get to see the new one too so many and all the friend sets you get to see the friends found you get to walk
around a bunch of sets that were in movies and tv it is an awesome tour definitely worth visiting
if you're in los angeles or if you live around here and you've never been just go check out wb
studio tour online and pick out some tickets they have tours like every hour like every day
shout out to some of our friends like joe coy just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com.
See where he's going to be touring next.
Also stream his movies, stream his specials on Netflix.
Just go to JoeCoy.com and get all the information.
Shout out to our boy Fluffy, a.k.a. Gabriel Iglesias.
He is on tour everywhere across the country.
Just go to FluffyGuy.com.
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the woody show money through friday on the iio app. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? I just want all food brought to me and available at all times. And also,
sporting events in other states are pretty fun. If you get to do it, go do it.
You'll learn a lot about their bars and their locations near their stadiums.
Go have fun. Go get drunk. And that's all I got. Just go have fun with it, man.
All right, Eric, anything? Oh, I actually do have one other thing that I forgot to tell you.
Barely made my flight back home.
What?
That's not right.
Dude, not even joking.
So Cincinnati Airport's got to have the worst security line I've ever been through.
Like the snail's pace security line.
Got there an hour and a half before my flight was in security for an hour
before i finally got scanned got through ran all the way to my gate which is conveniently at the
very end saw that there was no people there waiting and thought i missed it lady standing
at the counter asked me are you flying to phoenix i nodded yes and she said you better start running
so i do not even joking i ran as fast i'm carrying two bags with me i ran as fast as i could i got on
the plane they closed the damn door wow i barely made it by 30 seconds man yeah i'm kind of with
you on that one more than an hour to get through tsa which you know i've seen oh my god i've seen
this before a lot in orlando uh vegas can get that
way sometimes but man it's called tsa pre-check tyler look into it it's like 30 bucks man after
this i'm probably going to end up doing that an hour through security is an absolute joke i thought
lax was bad nah cincinnati's pretty bad hell no don't they tell you to show up at least two hours ahead of time for this reason?
Who spends an hour in security, though?
It's a Monday.
A random-ass Monday.
As somebody that flies all the time, Brett, it is kind of ridiculous.
Yes, they tell you to show up two hours before a flight, but that's absolutely ridiculous.
Honestly, it should be like 45 minutes max.
And here's the other thing, too too i show up two hours before a
flight i get to security in 10 minutes now i have an hour 45 to kill i show up an hour and a half
before a flight i'm the last one on the plane pick a lane people oh imagine the person that
had to sit next to tyler after he's like sweating and breathing bro just last time i flew home from
vegas i was sitting there last person on like sitting there
seat next to me is open I'm like hell yeah I'm gonna luck out and the last guy on was some dude
you could tell he was sweating it like just he was a bigger dude and he sits down next to me he's
like thank god it was from Vegas to LA so it's only like 45 minutes but I was like oh my god
don't sit here and sure enough I'm like, somebody definitely thought that about Tyler's like, oh, yeah, man.
Middle seats empty.
Don't have to scoot over.
And then they see Tyler last guy on the plane.
What do you think you smell like that day, Tyler?
You know what?
I had showered that morning, but then you're running through a plane.
Oh, no.
All these bags on you.
You're sweating out vodka Red Bulls from the night before.
It's not a good time, man.
Hey, and this, look,
thoughts and prayers to that dude for taking it like a champ.
And like Eric said,
at least that happened on a Vegas to LA flight.
This is Cleveland to Phoenix.
Four hours on this plane, dude.
I would have been so effing mad, dude.
I would have been pissed.
All right.
Where are we at?
Eric,
do you have anything
to say before we leave?
Yeah, just show up
early to airports, man.
I'm not like,
I'm more,
I'm happy to go to,
I know some people
hate airports.
I love the airport experience.
I'm usually coming
or going from somewhere fun.
I love a termie or two.
Like, dude,
I'm way in,
I'm way in on'm weighing on to like
get there nice and early train on this one so oh yeah don't the airport early dude don't get it
confused like i say it should only be like 45 minutes max but i'm always down to show up like
three hours early i don't care i'll sit around i'll eat i'll be on my price to alcohol you know
be on my computer i don't care i'm down to show up whenever i don't want to be last minute
at all uh brett i really want to know what else happened on tyler's trip oh god do we have three
more hours yeah we have the six hour but we were cut for time apparently so it's all good
i mean i mean eric wants to sit around on his day off and talk about the whole oh yeah man
play my play about is i got all this play-by-play while it was happening.
I'm like, dude, I don't need to sit through all this crap again.
Eric had to sit there.
He'd be looking at a wood chipper outside and just wanted to jump through it.
I got that same, hey, dude, there's this fantasy team from Buffalo here,
and he sent this text message.
It's like 16 lines long, and I didn't even reply to it then.
I didn't reply to it now.
It's like, sick.
Wait, hold on. Here even reply to it then. I didn't reply to it now. I was like, sick. Wait, hold on.
Here's a good question then.
Eric, you've already lived through this entire experience of Tyler's.
Was there anything important that should be brought up before we go?
Yeah, do you think there was something, a highlight that he missed?
Yes.
No, I mean, he sent us a picture of him pretty toasted at the game,
which I sent his zoomed-in eyeball, which looks like a butthole.
He posted that, right?
You posted that photo of yourself.
That was the only picture I took of me.
I was, I'm not even kidding.
I'm in that seat.
12 vodka Red Bulls in and a couple of people.
I was drunk, dude.
Yeah.
So if you want to see that,
that's at Heavy T on air on Instagram,
at Heavy T on air on Instagram.
Yeah, Eric zoomed in on his eyeball,
and it does look like it'd be home.
Lights on, nobody's home, man.
Like, Jesus Christ.
But I'm at the point where I think Tyler was too drunk
to even remember the game, to be honest.
Like, 12 vodka Red Bulls going into the game,
a couple beers there.
The game wasn't exciting enough to keep you rooted.
I'll be real.
I remember all of it, but you know what?
Aside, and Eric put this in our group chat,
the one fear you have, especially when you're out of state,
is number one, your team losing, and number two, the game's not good.
Other than the first quarter,
I think there were like eight points scored the rest of the game.
It was, to be perfectly honest, it was kind of a dud of a game.
It was cool to be there, but it was kind of a dud.
How many glizzies?
Not to keep this going.
I had two.
Had two. Had two.
Had two.
Wow.
On a diet?
Two with a little bit of chili and some spicy habanero cheese on top.
It was good, dude.
Oh, that poor person on the flight, man.
I also heard that he was sweating his battery life towards the end of the game.
He had an Uber home.
Oh, yeah.
That did happen.
So, you know, Tyler, once he gets out in the world, for some reason he doesn't look up from his phone.
So it's like he was probably at the bar all day
just refreshing Twitter instead of, you know,
being at the bar and talking to his new
Buffalo Bills fantasy football friend.
He's swiping around.
I got an Uber home and I'm going to Uber to the wrong state.
Yeah.
Seeing what milk mamas are nearby his current location
for a meetup.
Yep.
Looking for a milking.
I would like to never say that again oh my god i would like to say that uh you were all the worst and i hate each of you
all right all right uh randy you have anything to say before we leave um i uh crap um why do why can't i remember oh okay i got one um don't be that person
and put up your christmas tree in november wait till december like a sane human being
that's what i got all right everybody we'll see you next week what's new what's new with medicine?