What's New Podcast - VR Strip Clubs, BBQ Sick Days, ICEE Cookies, Randy Reveal and More!

Episode Date: February 25, 2022

On this episode we talk VR Strip Clubs, BBQ Sick Days, ICEE Cookies, Randy Reveal and More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. Joining us is his assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. He works on the Woody Show. What's up? Also, live from Houston, Texas, that would be Tyler, Joining us is his assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. He works on The Woody Show.

Also, live from Houston, Texas, that would be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T, from The Sean Salisbury Show, a morning sports radio show in Houston, Texas. And, of course, once again, would be Julianne from The Karen Sharpe Show on Coast 103.5. Noy, is it 103.5 or 103.5? It's 103.5 Love Songs on the Coast. All right. What a smorgasbord of radio personality. I know, all four of them together. You got the nighttime love talk show stuff with Julianne. You got sports with Tyler.

And then you got whatever we do every morning. It's a good mix. We did leave everybody on a cliffhanger and it did get brought up in the woody show facebook group the fan group that is not run by us but on the what's new pod we did leave you with a cliffhanger and it was about randy and i think it's the greatest thing ever you might not think it's a big deal as a listener you're like maybe you hyped it up too much but randy has moved in to the same apartment complex as eric yep and this is the greatest thing ever because eric sends us surveillance photos like not like not like this isn't a big

complex like complex makes it sound kind of large and he is literally about his front door from my front window. It's probably about 25 yards from my front window. So I see him whenever he leaves his apartment. I can see him from my couch. So Julianne, here's one of our favorites. Oh, the latest one. Okay, the latest one is Randy leaving for work. And he is wearing.

Is he wearing Crocs? He's wearing Crocs. Oh my gosh. He's wearing Crocs and a backpack. And he looks super defeated. He's wearing Crocs. Oh my gosh. He's wearing Crocs and a backpack and he looks super defeated. Yeah. He does. Head down. But the thing that made that picture was Eric's caption just saying, make good choices, mijo.

Mijo. I got home from work, so this is about 11 a.m. local. So I'm like literally like going off into the day. I'm like, make good choices. I know. And then once we got a hold of the photo we just started breaking down every single section of the photo

like first with his shoes and like his hat his demeanor all that kind of stuff you know it's funny because it's almost like you know he hasn't really been over to my apartment yet

that's weird like we've crossed paths in the parking lot because his it's also like his girlfriend parks in the spot directly next to my fiance

wait do they live together? Yeah, they moved in. So that's even bigger. What does Mamacita think about that? I don't know. He doesn't even talk to him. Oh, that's right. That's right.

So we've crossed paths maybe once or twice parking, right? So we've talked. It's not like I'm ignoring him. But I feel like, you know how they say when you get a new fish you have to put it in its bag like leave it in the tank in its bag so it gets used to like the other fish i feel like that's what i'm doing with randy right now like i know he's over there he knows i'm over there we're just kind of like he's texting me about things about the people in the apartment like yo this guy over here we have one guy in the apartment complex really really loud like laughs loud he whistles but he lives alone and he's texting me he's like and he lives closer to this guy because i'm kind of in the back

and he's like dude what is this guy talking like what is he saying i'm like dude he's speaking spanish i thought you would know he's like he's speaking like a mold of like spanish and chinese like he doesn't even know what he's saying so it's like a weird back and forth because i have somebody to actually talk to about like these weird happenings going on in the apartment but he hasn't been over yet i mean he, he came over and he borrowed a screwdriver like day one because he had to build a table or something. Why does he always have to borrow screwdrivers from people? Remember he stole one from Clint and IT here,

lost and bought like five. But who doesn't have a screwdriver at their house? We do have a date night set up though. He's coming over tomorrow night. We're going to watch the Kings and the Ducks play each other, their planchettes. So I do have a date night. I'm going to come over. He's coming over tomorrow night. We're going to watch the Kings and the Ducks play each other. I do have a date night. I'm going to come over.

That's cool. That's going to leave with either Randy's going to leave very defeated or you're going to be very pissed off and yell at him to leave. It's the Ducks. I'm hoping to get laid, honestly. So we'll see. So whoever loses is on bottom, right? Speaking of apartments,

Tyler, he moved into a new apartment building. And I didn't realize how legit his new setup is because his previous setup, he had send us photos and it looked kind of sad. It was janky. It was pretty bad. The roof was leaking. Pipes were freezing. He had a sign. What did the sign say?

He put an ocean avenue street sign over his tv right but it was off center because he didn't know how to measure it it didn't look good but the new setup he put in the in the group chat and the tv looks all placed nice he has multiple xboxes he has two football helmets all set up nice on top of the tv and it looked legit and i go is this your house or your co-worker's house this looks pretty nice it is literally the perfect size for the space so in my wall in my living room there's three holes in the wall for me to put stuff and the tv literally fits by centimeters yeah it looks like it's mounted it looks perfect and then the little

stand that i had at my old apartment i almost threw it away when i moved but i decided no you know i'll just hold on to it maybe i'll end up using it it is also a perfect fit for the bottom hole in the wall and i can just place all three of my xboxes there just you know kind of standing on top of each other and then the top hole just is where the football helmets go so it's a nice little setup it works perfect yeah it's super clean i'm like is it gonna be heavy t home design soon it looks so good i don't know i don't i don't believe this i think he either facetimes his mom and she helped or i just want to say congrats on that because it looks like you moved up in the world, Tyler. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.

Very, very nice. Big boy, Tyler. I don't know if everybody caught this, but the Woody Show, we have announced that we are doing another Disney takeover at Disney California Adventure Park. The official date for that will be announced on Monday. So just hang tight and we'll give you all the details for that. The calendar filling up everybody like crazy. I dig that official date

when we're going to do the What's New Pod live pod at Morongo Casino and it will be happening May 13th and closer to the date we'll give you the times and location at Morongo Casino but save the date again May 13th but just this week alone.

Tomorrow, Friday, gonna be at 2-Bit Circus. That is not a free event, so if you go, just know that you have to pay to get in. But then on Sunday, Ravy and I, we're gonna be at the Giltinis game, and then on Thursday, if you're gonna be in Torrance from 4 to 6 p.m.,

I'll be at Daiso on Sepulveda, and I will be giving away passes for a Woody Show event. We back, baby. Let's go. Hell yeah. They're dropping more restrictions tomorrow. Yes.

And it's just opening up more and more. So very excited for that. Wait, talking about that, the restrictions being dropped, is it true that in the building we're not going to have to wear face masks? No, not anymore yeah as of tomorrow i am so excited because sometimes exactly sometimes don't have to in

other places that do have to so i just wasn't sure if we were one of those buildings that had to wear yeah no la county allegedly uh starting tomorrow no face masks and i'll tell you this okay two years with a face mask. I haven't been a complainer. I started complaining maybe towards the end of all this. Me too. But when I went and hung out in Vegas this past two weekends where they don't have any requirements at all. And then coming back and I'm like going inside Topanga Mall where I have to wear a mask.

Nacho was like, are you okay? I go, I don't know. I just want to get out of here because I don't want to wear a mask nacho was like are you okay i go i don't know i just want to get out of here because i don't want to wear the mask anymore yes so i'm excited for everything to open up oh real quick i want to ask tyler before i forget now tyler i want to do a new segment talking about your apartment and it's called yes what's in tyler's fridge okay because when tyler first moved out on his own he sent us a photo, Julianne, of his grocery shopping, and it was all bread.

It was like eight different kinds of bread. No joke. Buns, loaf of bread, hot dogs, tortillas, Hawaiian bread. Bagels. It was all bread. It was like bread and meat. The shopping cart was full, but it was every type of bread you could ever imagine was in this shopping cart. Why, Tyler? was every type of bread you could ever imagine was in this shopping cart.

Why, Tyler? Because I love bread. I mean, I can tell you love bread and all carbs. But like, why just bread? Why not chips or pasta? I mean, I had a bunch of that stuff, too, but I put the bread on the top because I'm not trying to get it smashed. It's all bread. But I want to know, like, you know, you you know your new apartment you're all bougie now what is in tyler's fridge currently my fridge

is really empty and that's because i have not done grocery shopping yet so i have to do that every day that's gonna cost you a fortune trust me i know but when i'm working both jobs every single day i just haven't had a second to actually go shopping and come home and i'm absolutely exhausted you know it happens i get it so but i'm going this weekend and this is what i have in my fridge at the moment uh a bunch of water okay there's a little bit of iced tea in there margarita mix that is essential a little bit of bologna, mayo, and a bunch of beer. And that is pretty much it.

So that tells me that you're eating fast food every day. I'm really trying not to, but like I said, when I've been working both jobs every day for seven days straight, it's really hard to just stop. Okay, what's your go-to fast food these days? I know you said you went to Jack in the Box and they were out of tacos and you're very upset

by that. I went there three days later and they still didn't have tacos. I was beyond pissed. I was beyond pissed at that point. I was so mad. But lately, honestly, dude, whatever's in the food court at the mall, just right there because convenient. He's known there now. I mean, I really hope so.

Heavy T in the building was good. Do people recognize you as Heavy T because of the radio gig or because of the Lids gig? Are you more popular with your Lids crowd or your radio crowd? It's definitely more of the radio crowd. Look, I'm a Z-list celebrity. That's all it is.

Hold on. Do you have people call you Heavy T at Liz? Oh, yeah. This is a new thing. Yeah. You have them call you that. So I got this nickname back when I was working at a warehouse before I even started working for iHeart in LA.

And it just kind of carried over. Oh, this is what you brought to the table when you got to Houston. Yeah. So yeah. So I brought it to the table because, I don't know, it was kind of a good fit. And it kind of took off on its own. My name's Tyler. I'm kind of heavy.

You know what I'm getting? T, you know, turdfister. Wait, is this the same place that also gave you the nickname Fluffer? Yes. I forgot about that. So why did you bring that to the table? Yeah. I don't like that one. Fluff the table yeah i don't get that one

i don't like the other nickname that came up as was uh i was at the beach one weekend i came back to work completely sunburned they called me big red and big cinnamon so that happened big cinnamon dude big red big red's better than big cinnamon yeah but um all right well thanks there you go. Have a tea. Okay. Also, that's a backtrack, but I am here for this

and very important reason. You know how Tyler says he doesn't have time to go to the grocery store? Yeah. The grocery store is across the street from the Jack in the Box

he keeps trying to get the tacos at. Oh, wait. Are you thinking that Kroger? Bro, nobody here goes to Kroger. That's too Bro, nobody here goes to Kroger.

You can't shop at Kroger. That's too expensive. Nobody here goes to Kroger. It is about one grocery store out here in Houston and one store only. It's all about H-E-B, bro. That is the only grocery store you go to. Real quick, then we'll go into some food news because I do have some news about Kroger. And maybe this will get you to go inside.

We'll sway him. All right, you guys want some food news? I used to work for them.way him. All right. You guys want some food news? Not sway me. I used to work for them. Not sway me. Okay. Well, they are going to be launching icy sandwich cream filled cookies.

Hell yeah. Now icy, you know, like a slurpy. Yeah. They're going to have Oreo shaped cookies with their icy flavors all in all out launching next month at kroger i'm in let's do this i'm in i'm gonna try that all right i don't know about you guys but i've been like all in on a dunkin kick lately they have dunkin donuts at virgin hotels in vegas so i've had that like non nonstop the past two weekends. Also, there's one down the street from my house.

The Starbucks by my house is under construction now. They're like doing a remodel. So I'm like all Duncan all the time. And they're coming out with a Shamrock Macchiato. Ooh, I love Macchiatos. Oh my gosh, give it to me. I just want the Shamrock. I did see that lucky charm shake thing

you were talking about last week, Menace. Really? It looked delicious. I didn't get it, but it looked delicious. I really passed, but I saw it. Well, my wife was right there, and I was like, oh, maybe I'll come back and get it later by myself.

Also, we talked about this on the Woody show. Pepsi unveils the first ever nitrogen-infused cola all in in all out what would that do to the cola like what's so special about it? It's also the coffee version so nitro nitro's nah I'm in I'm in I'm gonna try it

that's right up Brett's alley coffee and cola in one I don't need to drink two things I can drink one I finally got a hold of that the coke version but this is nitro so it's a little bit different. Did you like the Coke version? Yeah, I did. Again, this is why Japan rules.

I've had that like three years ago. Now it's finally here in the United States. So I've been all in on it, but I'm down to try this nitro thing. I did see a Klondike has a milkshake in a little bag, right? It was first debuted in Japan, and you can now find it in the States. Guess where, Menace? Where? Kroger.

Yeah. Nope, not doing it. Tyler, why not? What a hate. I know, dude. I worked for Kroger, who owns Ralph's back in California. I worked for them for six years. I hate that place.

I don't want to go back. But why? We get it. You're too high end for us now. You got to go to the Houston style chain, whatever. Bro, if you go to H-E-B, it is life changing. I go wherever the food's cheap, bro. I'm poor.

I work in radio. It's cheap at H-E-B, bro. It's cheaper over there than it is at Kroger. All right. You need to go to Stater Brothers. Ladies, ladies. I miss Stater Brothers fried chicken, dude. That stuff was so good.

Stater Brothers, I've never been inside. Oh god let's go yeah they have the best meat department ever you want some parmesan yeah oh my god i've been you've never been inside a stater bars that doesn't even make any sense i've stood outside of them many times how have you never been inside there's like a million of them over there. Yeah. No, not in our vicinity. Not in the 818. There's not many. You have to go out a little bit, yeah. But like where I live, like Downey, I don't know, IE, OC.

They're there. Well, I'm in LA County, but you know, in the suburbs. But they got them. All right. Whitecastle announced that they're going to be installing Flippy 2 robot machines in 100 locations. Yeah. Bring the Flippy on. I'm telling you, because look, nothing against older people, but there is a white castle

that I go to when I'm leaving Las Vegas on my way back to California. And I just want my white castle in and out just real quick. And the thing is, it's a Sunday. I'm trying to get my food. On the road. Yeah, on the road because I want to get caught in traffic. And a little older crowd is running the White Castle that day. And it's a little bit slow. But if they got Flippy to the robot, he can help them out

and bring out some burgers so I can get out of there. Eric did send us a video of a robot making some milkshakes in front of him or something. A robot jamba juice at the was a stonewood stonewood i don't know if it's stonewood town center someone mall and downy i love it they've been doing on cruise ships with royal caribbean forever they they even have one set up at the planet hollywood hotel in vegas right there on the strip that will make drinks for you and i support all this because everyone's complaining oh they're gonna take our jobs

well also they can't even fill these jobs nowadays. That's true. Right? That's true. So you go to like a lot of these fast food restaurants, they only got like two people working in there. People get it wrong half the time, man. I get my orders messed up so much nowadays. It's ridiculous.

Shout out to Flippy. I've never been to White Castle. I've tried to go to White Castle, but exactly what you're talking about, it takes forever when you go to the one in Las Vegas on the way home. So I stood in the line for about 20 minutes. It didn't go anywhere, so I just left. Gotta go. Well, there's a new White Castle also

if you're in Vegas across the street from the Virgin Hotels. Oh, really? Yeah, so you can just walk. I've never been either. I heard they're really good. And it's from, dang, I'm having a brain fart. What's the name of that movie? Harold and Kumar?

Yeah, Harold and Kumar. Yeah, Harold and Kumar. That's where it came from. Yeah, I know, but. No. Oh, well, that's where I heard it from. I'd never heard of White Castle until that movie. And then when I heard there was White Castle's out, I was like, oh, I wonder if it's probably

from that movie. Yeah. Because I'd never heard of them prior. No they've been around for like a hundred years but it's okay because I'll be completely honest I didn't hear about White Castle until that movie too because they're not in California. Oh I see. I do

have one more item and it's going to be the Easter chocolate bunny that's filled with Apple Jacks white chocolate all in all out. I'm down. I with Apple Jacks, white chocolate, all in, all out. I'm down. Out. I don't like anything with white chocolate.

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No, no, no. Usually we go to my sister's house because she lives on an acre of land. So we just have all the cousins together and we hide the eggs. But what I want to do maybe next year since I'm pregnant, I really want to hide liquor bottles and have the adult version. Have you guys seen that? Yeah, my buddy does it. No way, that's awesome. It's an Easter egg hunt. They hide like beer cans.

I don't know about bottles. Well, they have like those little tiny ones, you know, and then you can also hide cans. I don't know. Some boaties.

You can hide them in the eggs too. Just make sure the kids don't find the wrong ones. You tell the kids this ain't for you. Get inside. You need your chocolate. Dude, I used to be sick

at Easter egg hunts as a kid. I would always find the gold egg with like 20 bucks in it. I was so good. Can you imagine if we had an adult one? We should have one just with us. We could do it right now.

Why not? Where's the eggs? We don't hide them. We just put them on the counter and just start drinking. Cut out the middleman. The big thing that was going on

during Easter where I grew up is the local go-kart area slash mini golf area would have a massive Easter egg hunt there every year. So it would just be like hundreds of kids. It was super fun. I ended up in the paper. Oh, wow. Wait, you did? Yeah, there was a picture of me waiting in line.

They cut the ribbon where all the kids started running. So i was in the paper that time it was fun i was famous is that your second time in the paper was there another time the other time in the paper no god man the other time i was in the paper okay my mom was really into growing sunflowers. My mom's a florist, right? So she's really into gardening. And she gets on these kicks. Like she had the zucchini craze of 1996, which I absolutely hated. And then she's into growing tomatoes. And then one year she was really into growing sunflowers.

So she grows these massive sunflowers. And then there's the sunflower festival okay and she asked me like hey can you hold my sunflowers for me because you like show them off on how big they are whatever so i'm holding these and this guy goes hey let me take your picture so i'm holding these two giant sunflowers like a douche canoe and the guy taking the photo was from the paper. So here I am in the paper holding two big sunflowers. How cute.

So dumb. I need to go through the archives and find this picture. I know. The Woody Show has been begging me to find this photo for years. And it's somewhere at my mom's house, buried somewhere.

Free range sunflowers. Okay. All right. Switch right switching up to sports real quick uh do you guys care about the baseball lockout i know eric you're a big dodgers fan are you worried about it um yeah but i don't think they're gonna get started on time i know tyler probably we talk about in the in our group message a lot but um it's it's people fighting over it's billionaires fighting with millionaires over money. It's kind of annoying more than anything

because they come out like, oh, they're not giving us our money, blah, blah, blah. We want to play. It's like, dude, well, if you want to play, you figure it out. Do you care about a shortened season? I mean, I don't care either way. I mean, I'm not one of the people

that think the season's too long. I sit and watch baseball from start to finish that teams aren't even my team. I enjoy the hell out of it. So a shortened season wouldn't piss me off or anything. It is pretty long. I don't think we need to be playing when it's this cold out in certain areas, stuff like that.

When there's a lockout, what does sports radio do? Talk about the lockout. Did you listen to sports radio during COVID? It was all predictions about what would happen possibly. That crap was doing gloom for when I was... Man, that sucked. Because there was no sports. At least if the baseball goes locked out.

Like there's NFL offseason, NBA going on, college basketball. Dude, that's the problem too. Baseball, if they lock themselves out, there's crap for us to watch. Minor league. Minor league college baseball started already. I did bring that up on the Woody show. I go, does this affect the minor league college baseball started already. I did bring that up on the Woody show. I go, does this affect the minor league teams? Because the minor league teams are an extension of these teams.

So they're still playing. And major league baseball, MLB, like their league. So it's like they're connected, but since it's not that division, they're fine to keep going. The only way it really affects them is that no one can get promoted to the major leagues because they're obviously on strike. So you would just be playing in the minor leagues the whole year, which sucks because if you are a minor leaguer,

the ultimate dream, the ultimate gig is to get to the major leagues. So if that's closed off, well, then it's just not happening. I mean, they are affected by it, but they can play. There's stuff in that they're negotiating that will affect the minor leagues like they want certain like i think the mob side of it they want to cut certain leagues which cut jobs and it's it's it's a mess completely and they're talking about how they've finally started meeting for the first time in months like they've been locked out for 80 something days and they first started meeting this week and they'll sit there in like three or four hours in a meeting room and like oh well we took a step backwards today i'm like what what do you mean you took a step backwards like you guys not adults

figured this crap out like do you know they learn from the politicians in this country exactly man it's like what are you doing and then it's it's both sides trying to play their side the villain honestly i don't even understand what they would be talking about because like i'm sure each side already knows what they want the big hang- hang-ups are the owners want expanded playoffs. So they want more teams in the playoffs because obviously you get more teams in the playoffs, better chance to win World Series. Teams that would have made it,

they get more revenue coming in and coming out. And players want to be paid certain ways. And it's stupid. You know what? I love baseball. I love the Dodgers. I'll be there when it opens. I won't hold a grudge for the most part.

But if they don't play, I got crap to keep me busy. You know, I they don't play, I got, I got crap to keep me busy. You know, I really don't care. Do you guys know any details about this XFL NFL announcement? Because I knew something was up when the rock came out to do an intro at the Superbowl. And I'm like, wait a minute,

the rock is supposed to be launching the XFL. Why is he out here doing this announcement? So I knew something was up. They did announce like they have some kind of partnership what's going on do you know any details on that yeah so basically what's going on with that is that the xfl which won't launch until next year 2023 they have partnered with the nfl and basically the nfl is going to use the xfl as the guinea pig they're going to test out all their new rules new things for refs maybe new replay systems all that stuff like that that you're going to test out all their new rules, new things for refs, maybe new replay systems, all that stuff like that

that you're going to originally test out. It's going to get tested out in the XFL, and if it works out, it'll transition into the NFL. So it's just going to be used as like a training ground, I guess. But the XFL doesn't want that title. They don't want that title. Yeah, they don't want that title. Everybody knows.

They're not in the NFL, but they don't want that title because the minor league makes it almost feel like it's like a feeder for teams because i mean in minor leagues you're associated with the team you jump from back and forth back and forth i don't think there's gonna be that connection but there's gonna be a connection for the nfl to be like yo we want to try this out here you guys test this out for us yeah is this cool or not cool pretty much which i totally understand that because he's the rock is following the path of what the wwe did with their developmental system instead of actually well i mean that's where he learned all of it from and he's best friends with the president of wwe nick khan right

now like they're old time friends um their minor league um nxt they had it as its own separate thing they didn't want to call it a minor league for a long time have it be its own thing and it actually got more fans that way because they're like this is its own thing smart because you're not doing this separate entity crap you know it's like don't you're not going to win if you're going against nfl so if you're going to be if you can kind of work together i mean the nfl kind of partnered yeah kick you some change get some runoff you know you might you you're not you're not fighting against each other you're kind of pulling each other with you and and there's tons of crap that nfl needs to get figured out and if there's a place

where you can get decent players playing with these rules before you implement them. Hey, one of the last big events we went to before the lockdown was an XFL game.

Yeah, that was, if sports never came back, the last game I ever went to was a Wildcats game for the XFL. Yeah, we had fun. Are tickets expensive for that? No.

No, they were cheap. I think they were like 15 bucks. We were hanging out with Fred Prince Jr. No, they were reasonable. I think they were like 15 bucks. We were hanging out with Fred Prince Jr. too. Shut up. I don't want to hang out with him. Whatever happened to the lingerie football league? Oh, I don't know.

I don't know about that. I used to want to join. I swear, I swear I did. I always see clips of it. I'm like, where is this even happening? There's like four clips from that league that just constantly recycle. There's like one of a coach is ripping into a chick. There's one of like, it's the same ones over and over again.

Yeah. And I'm like, where is this happening? I have no idea. A big heated debate that we had on our previous podcast was Matt Stafford. And he is the Rams QB, if you don't know and there was that big celebration and there was a nfl photographer taking a photo of him who happens to fall off a big ass stage yeah and he just immediately turned around 180 and we're like did he was he cool or not cool on his reaction and he finally he did come out with an apology and said that he should have reacted a

little bit better because he was on camera. Eric still supports his reaction. He doesn't even support his own reaction. He had to do that. The PR department wrote up that response and he hit send. He didn't care. I give him mad props though, that he did the apology on his wife's podcast i'm like that's

a way to monetize an apology to keep it in the family and that's the only reason people are clicking i mean she they people listen to it because she actually kind of made some news like during the playoffs or 49ers she started popping off about rams fans and 49ers fans in the crowd so there's a little bit of yeah go to her podcast to listen to his apology. Perfect. It's funny. Your text, we're texting Randy before this and Randy obviously works for the NFL. Now he's like,

Oh, I was listening to Matt Stafford's wife's podcast. I'm like, yeah, it works. Randy's not gonna be listening to that unless Matt Stafford's apologizing for watching a chick fall on her back. Genius.

Genius marketing. Genius marketing. I give him props for that one. Switching to tech news tech news check this out uh kids are finding their way into virtual strip clubs via the oculus dude it was coming you know what dude i heard i sat in a gta strip club as a kid, dude. It's hell yeah. I heard watching porn. Black city, bitch. I heard watching porn on that is like the ish. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I brought in the Oculus. Sorry I didn't bring it in today, Julianne, but I've been letting Eric and Brett check it out. And it's a trip, right? Yeah. It's a little wild. But I don't know if I'd be down to watch porn, man. That's a little like, you know, I mean, obviously it'd probably be cool,

but I'm just saying that's a lot of like unawareness to your surroundings. I would. And then you're just sitting there watching porn. And next thing you know, Randy's taking a photo from the window. Exactly, bro. You go into your room and close the door. But still, like in the back of my head, I just, you know, I don't like being vulnerable like that. Let me tell you. With my own Oculus. I'm just saying, like, in the back of my head, I just, you know, I just, I don't like being vulnerable

like that, let alone with my own Oculus. I would like to own a pair right now because first I was using my phone and then I had to switch to my laptop

to make it bigger and now I just, I really, I would like to see it. I'm assuming there's attachments and stuff eventually. Oh,

yeah. I'm sure they're out right now. dude, it's Demolition Man already. We've been waiting for this since, like, what, the 90s, Menace? Yeah. So I guess that's the latest thing, and they're going to work on having kid settings for these VR glasses.

Can you bring those next week? Can I take them home for one day? Just set up the kid settings for Julianne, man. It does have an option where you can just upload a video file. So I'm sure you can download a VR porno and then just upload the video file. I'm sure there's sections already on Pornhub or whatever you watch. I'm just there like watching the Foo Fighters play. I was just hanging out with Blue in Jurassic World.

Now, Julianne, you didn't strip strip but you used to work at a strip club right yeah okay so yeah when you you were working at the bar yeah you were just a bartender how much were these women pulling in each night honestly i i wouldn't um i wouldn't ask too many questions but it also it didn't matter how big your boobs were it mattered how well you worked the guys like if you made them feel good like sorry Tyler but for instance like if Tyler walked

in you're honing in yeah like you see him you're like that's a sucker right there I'm gonna get him that's fine I'm there. I'm going to get him. That's fine. I'm there to be serviced, please. You can tell he doesn't have a lot of money, but you're going to get him for what he's got. He's going to leave that place.

That's fine. Please take all my money. I don't care. I'm there for a reason. See, what is the closest strip club to Tyler right now? You're going to shake him upside down. Man, she totally loved me. She digged me. gonna shake them upside down man she totally loved me i i do she dig me and i would i bet you anything any stripper can get tyler's paycheck every two weeks damn right out of them easy easy

it just depends on and then the old men those were easy go-to as well and and i know this just from watching the girls but also you know as a bartender they would come to me and i would work them just as much and sometimes just being a bartender i'd make five to eight hundred bucks alone yeah so and sometimes some nights weren't that busy some nights were and i'd still make a ton of money insane and the place i worked at actually served sushi and I know it doesn't sound good. It is not there anymore. Raw with raw. Let's go. There's a joke in there somewhere. There's a joke in there.

I swear, people would go there on dates and the women would make their guys face the bar with their back towards the stage so that they couldn't watch the girls because they just wanted to go there and eat the sushi because it was that good. There's always these places that are like the folklore like what's the magic city in atlanta magic city wings baby yeah like there's these places that are like known for their these strip clubs are known for their their buffet or something it's like what why i don't know what the strip club was but i was at one in vegas like many years ago and had a breakfast buffet at it and uh in line behind me

was Gene Simmons with like two chips. All right. Yeah, that sounds about right. This is a good buffet. By the way, there is a Vegas Gentleman's Club just around the corner from Tyler. Oh, hell yeah. Don't tell him.

It's open until 2am. Real talk. I haven't been to a strip club here yet but apparently the strip clubs here are pretty good and i say that because it's right next to my high school well no one of the rockets players uh eric knows who this is james harden he would spend all his money on all the houston area strip clubs and apparently he dropped so much money on one of these strip clubs that this strip club actually

got his jersey and hung it in their ceiling like a retirement ceremony. Tyler wants his hat that says heavy T hung up in his strip club. If you just want a throw a hat for you. Look, if you just want to throw a jersey in the rafter and it says heavy team, it just

has a microphone instead of a number. I'll take it, bro. That's fine. I like the chick herring. Nobody would do that for you. Exactly, bro. There's one called Chica's Locas down the street from here, too. Oh, yeah.

Let's go. Oh, El Carmo? Let's go. La Vida Loca. Oh, God. Oh, my God. God. I don't even want to imagine you at a strip club

and look don't worry about it you're not here you won't have to see it don't worry about it thank god i would love to bring juliana with us to a strip club but the i would love to go the thing is i've known some strippers working in radio and they said they don't like women at the strip club because they don't spend any money they don't they don't so they're like you would think uh strippers would be into that like oh yeah i don't have to deal with greasy ass dudes but strippers are there it's their job they're there to make money right and they don't care about women being there they they said they get annoyed when women go into the strip club for like a bachelorette party or something like that

because if it was a bachelorette party of course you know i would go in there and bring money but if i was going in there with a bunch of guys I would expect you guys to be paying for them or you guys to buy me a lot of things yeah see man

that lids paper I don't know it's just weird I've told you this in the past I've never been to a strip club I just forget it's just I just don't see the

the appeal to it honestly oh there's really nothing to it honestly it's like literally throwing money on the floor I got my... Just go for the food, man.

Yeah. I got to find the one with the sushi. Yeah, see you. The only time I'm ever there is I'm with my boys that are really into it. I have... Shout out to Lap Dance Lou. My boy... What a name.

Now that's a name. Legend in the strip club game. And I'll just go with Lou and you know my other friends and that are like really into it and they love it and it's fine kevin care whatever kevin just went to one in miami um oh hell yeah yeah he went it's on a bachelor party and this girl did a handstand on the couch fell over and crashed into the glass table, shattered it, and knocked over their big bottle of Grey Goose. And the manager was going to make them all pay for it, saying it wasn't the girl's fault.

Luckily, the stripper was a good person. Stripper, yeah. She was a sweetheart. Yeah, she was. And she said it was her fault, so they got them a new table and a new bottle and all that stuff. Oh, that's cool. But they swing from the ceilings in Miami.

Yeah. So I would like to go there. I'm from the San Francisco strip club game, which is pretty much not strip clubs or brothels. And the stuff that would go down in there, like, okay, they would have a thing called the sexecution where if some guy goes there for a bachelor party, every girl would run through giving him a lap dance. But that's not the worst thing I've ever seen in a strip club. The worst thing is, and I'm not going to say the full description on this podcast, but let's just say the stripper had a sucker on stage and somehow that sucker disappeared and then shoved it into a guy's mouth. She's a magician. Now you see it.

Now you know. I'm saying Tyler would take that sucker. Yes. If there was anybody in this room that would take that sucker. Yes. It would be Tyler. It's food. Of course he would take it.

No, bro. That's look. The sucker disappeared and reappeared and then it ended up in some guy's mouth. Tyler would be that guy. I respect strippers and strip clubs, but come on. You got to follow protocol. Come on, guys. Tyler, if you were drunk,

if you were drunk, don't even tell me you wouldn't eat that lollipop. No, no. Drunk or sober, I'm not doing that. That thing's hidden. It can stay hidden. Julie, hands on my side. Eric, Brett, what are your thoughts what if Tyler

would take the sucker yeah oh yeah definitely yeah oh yeah a thousand percent okay cool

oh yeah okay screw all you guys oh come on man you just need to see who it is that's handing you the sucker

that's all that matters dude you're in the moment Tyler you're feeling her you know what I'm saying she loves you literally what's your favorite flavor

see he would see he would that baby oh yeah sure yeah sure I'm not doing that look guys look I'm gonna go to that strip club

tonight I'll tell you if I find any suckers there I'm gonna live lucky to low-cut alright I'll find any suckers and look in the mirror and realize I was the sucker

the entire time only have one other piece of tech news and that was that Daft Punk did some random I'll find any suckers and look in the mirror and realize I was the sucker the entire time. Only had one other piece of tech news and that was that Daft Punk did some random thing on Twitch where they played an old concert from 1997. They just hit play. It played. The internet went crazy. Why?

And it disappeared. Why did it go crazy? Like, no offense to people that like Daft Punk. I get it. But like, they're like 90,000 years old who still listens to them was it at a strip club a lot of Europeans liked it I don't know they tweeted out a link and then

I remember last year when they broke up and it's like oh the band who hasn't done anything in forever is officially broken up the laziest DJ group in the history of time Randy was brokenhearted legitimately he was so sad we're like why who cares well i think also is the rant the the rumor for a hundred years that because they did this legendary performance at coachella and ever since then

there was this rumor that they were gonna perform they're gonna come back it's gonna be a surprise thing and then when they broke up, that idea has totally gone out the window forever. And then they randomly post this concert. I remember right when they announced the official breakup, Randy literally had bought or came across some special edition Daft Punk vinyl and opened it three days before.

And then they announced that they broke up like two days later. He's like, dude, I just opened that vinyl. What a dummy. It's kind of like with Off-White, the shoes Off-White, Virgil, who is the designer, he passed away. And now, like through the roof, you can barely buy those shoes. Really, yeah. You're never famous until you die.

I know. It sucks. Super sucks. Anyways, well, famous until you die. I know. It sucks. Super sucks. Anyways, well, we got to get out of here. A lot of stuff, again, happening this week. Going to be at 2-Bit tomorrow and then on Sunday at the Giltini's game at the Coliseum. But make sure you hang out. Daiso, Torrance.

It's happening on Sepulveda. There is two Daisos in Torrance, so make sure you go to the right one. It is on Sepulveda in Hawthorne, I believe., so make sure you go to the right one. It is on Sepulveda in Hawthorne, I believe. It's right over by the Del Amo Mall. Be there. 4 to 6 p.m. I'll be hanging out there giving away passes for a Woody Show event.

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sweet uh real quick fridayhour.com that's fridayhour.com with myself and ravey on twitch each week so make sure you subscribe to that and hit the notifications when we broadcast because it's not always on friday sometimes we do it on wednesday and tyler i was listening to the last podcast and i go wait a minute tyler didn't shout out that he is doing a weekend show what's up with that you don't want people to call in or what no i actually i'm not gonna lie i completely forgot about that it's so good we took on well because we took a week off and i just i guess i just forgot so okay yeah so i true and you forgot yeah well you know what small dreams we're on our way there Well, because we took a week off and I just, I guess I just forgot. So, okay. Yeah. So I, and you forgot.

Yeah. Well, you know what? Small dreams. We're on our way there. It's tough to stay on top. Okay. Exactly. But I haven't even been grocery shopping.

We discussed this already. Like suckers and strip clubs are on my mind right now. I am coasting a weekend sports talk show on sports talk 790 obviously if you're in houston you just flip to 790 am if you want to tune in you can listen on the iheart app just search sports talk 790 so we are moving the uh timing up a little bit it is on sundays that will not change however this week, it will be on from 10 a.m. to noon Central Time. That would be 8 a.m. to

10 a.m. Pacific Coast Time. So it is on a Sunday. Yeah, the only reason we're getting moved up, though, is because the stupid gambling shows that I cannot stand, those are finally done because they usually come out around football season. Those are finally done because usually come out around football season.

So those are finally done for a little bit. And, you know, we get to move up while they're doing their thing. So it's cool on Sundays for now. But once baseball season rolls around, probably won't have as many because we do carry the Astros. So that'll obviously take precedent over everything. So, yeah. So that's a.m.

Seven ninety on the IHeartRadio app. Just search that. If you don't live in Houston, you can tune in that way. Call in, say hi to Tyler. Don't mess with them. I'm going to say,

let's put it out there because this would happen to Randy a lot where people would mess with him just because we mess with them. I put on the other podcast that people will stop commenting Randy's a dick

on his NFL content. Yeah. Yeah. So don't do that. Just be cool. Don't Randy's a dick and be nice to Tyler. Participate don't do that. Just be cool and be nice to Tyler. Participate in the show that he's doing. But yeah, tune in for that.

Eventually you said you're going to be podcasting, right? Yeah. So we are going to, I believe, start podcasting it this Sunday. And I actually just found out the other day, this Sunday I'm hosting by myself. So that'll be pretty cool. Alright. Cool. Nice. Definitely call in. Alright. Nice. Definitely call in.

All right. Cool. Ask sports questions. Do it. Other podcasts you should be listening to, the Joe Coy podcast, just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com. He also is on tour, so check out his tour. Get all the tour dates. Again, JoeCoy.com.

He has a famous girlfriend. Her name is Chelsea Handler. Love her. She does shows here and there, So check out her tour as well. Nerd Now Podcast. Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com. Listen to Matt and Kim. They are good friends of ours.

Just search Matt and Kim. Wherever you find music or check them out on tour as well. Just go to mattandkim.com. And don't forget The Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday. Just search The Woody Show on the iHeartRadio app. Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave? Don't forget to bring me those goggle things next week. What are they called?

The goggle things. The Oculus. Yeah, that. I want those next week. Okay, I'll bring it in so you can check it out. 24-hour borrow. It's a trip. I'm telling you.

It is a trip. Right, guys? Yeah, it really does cover, because of how it locks in your eyes and your hearing, you feel fully enveloped into that world. Yes, I want to be. Yeah, and I mean, there you go. You're not going to notice anything else around you,

so good luck. Okay, perfect. Your kids are at home. No, no, no, I wait until everyone's gone. Rhett, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yeah, real quick. I just wanted to mention that my friend Emilio Menzi, his band Dark Ride,

they're going to have a couple exclusive dates in the California area, so I just wanted to give them a quick shout out. If you're in the Santa Cruz area, you're going to be playing at the Catalyst Atrium on March 12th. I've been there. Oh, see.

Look at that. That means you have friends there. Tell them to go, please. I will. And then also they'll be playing in L.A. the day before on March 12th. I've been there. Oh, see. Look at that. That means you have friends there. Tell them to go, please. I will. And then also they'll be playing in LA the day before on March 11th at Area 51 in downtown LA area. So if you guys are into punk rock or psychability or any of that, please go check them out. Dark Ride. They're an awesome band and a good friend.

So go check them out. Sweet. Eric? Eric? 195 days until football's back, guys. But I'm not counting or anything. I'm not all right cool my 95 got it tyler uh i am going to be heading out of here and going straight to my bed and taking a nap and starving myself for the rest of the day because later tonight the houston rodeo cook-off i am super excited. Like I said last week,

I dropped 50 bucks for all you can eat, all you can drink. My co-workers at both jobs have been hyping me up about this for the last three weeks. I'm super excited. I will try to take as many pictures

as I can and send them to you guys. I am stoked. I need a food log of what you ate. For real, yeah. Keep a diary. Keep a diary. Okay, I got you. Of what I ate and drank. Okay.

I had five hot links, four baddies. I already called the radio station and told them, look, I'm taking tomorrow off. No, you didn't. No, I'm taking the show off tomorrow. I took the show off last week for my friend's birthday thing i ended up getting back home from that about four in the morning i'm usually up at 4 30 in the morning i have a feeling that this is going to be somewhat similar because apparently

this thing goes until midnight so we're going to see how long i lasted you know we will keep a log we will get back wait hold up hold up it was only 50 for all you can eat and drink or did you spend 100 50 for all you can eat no it was 50 bucks for all you can eat and drink? Or did you spend $100.50 for all you can eat? No, it was 50 bucks for all you can eat, all you can drink. Why are we here? Look, you have the rodeo over here. You have cook-offs over here. I haven't worn a mask at any place in a year and three months.

You guys are missing out. I'm just saying. I just don't want to gloss over the fact that he called out of work because he's going to eat so much. Yeah, that too. That doesn't surprise me. I've been with the Woody Show 15 years and I've missed zero days.

I just don't know how Good for you. That's you. That's not me. I'm the Kyle Ripken of the Woody Show, but I'm just saying like, if I said like, hey guys, I'm not coming to work tomorrow because I'm going to eat too much. A barbeque cook-off? That wouldn't fly. I would have to come up with a better thing.

Okay, see, that's the thing is that that wouldn't fly over there. When I told them, because I said this on air, I said, hey, guys, should I take a day off? And they said, what for? And when I told them there was the cook-off, they said, wait, this is your first cook-off because it was closed last year, right? I said, yeah. And they said, yeah, take the day off. I applaud this. Could you imagine Woody ever saying that?

Yeah, right. Tyler works at the chocolate factory. He really wants this bar. He's like, these dudes just have a blast. He's like, yeah, dude. Let's go. What the hell? How did Tyler make out better than all of us? Damn, man. I guess, okay. Well, with that, I'm going to go cry.

All right, guys. Well, thank you again for listening to this podcast. Please rate and review it. Just go to whatsnewpod.com and hopefully we'll see you out and about. Until then, see you next time. See you in Houston. See you in Houston, apparently.

I got to call Woody to tell him I need the day off because I got to fly to Houston. What's new? What's new with menace? in Houston apparently. I got to call Woody to tell him I need the day off because I got to fly to Houston. Outro Music