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Episode Date: March 30, 2026

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Some stories are just too crazy to keep to yourself. The Hindenburg is a German ship. Was it sunk? It did crash. Okay. So now. This month on Snafu with Ed Helms, I've got hilarious guests, Chelsea Handler, and Adam Scott. All I do is drink tomato juice when I'm on flights.

That's my, that's it. I don't like doing anything else. Listen to Snapu on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I'm Menace.

Today I'm joined by a couple friends, Julianne, Tyler, and Randy. Now, my intro sounds a little bit different because, yes, we're all on vacation. But this is a new episode for you. I just want to jump on here because I want everybody to enter all the ways you can to get yourself into the Woody Show after hours takeover. Now make sure you hit this checklist. Okay. So we're talking about the woody show.com.

And if you go to the Woody Show Instagram, pin to the top, there's two posts. There's one, you'll see my face. And then there's another one. They'll have a family together at Disneyland. Those are two different contests. So make sure you enter those. And don't forget, April 10th, the whole Woody Show crew, we're going to be at Albertsons in Fullerton from 3 to 5 p.m., doing a bunch of giveaways there as well.

And all this week on the air, we're still giving you chances to get into the Woody Show after hours takeover. So there you go. Make sure you hit all five different ways for a chance to get into the takeover. I don't know if you caught my social media over the weekend, but I had a huge announcement that I am now part of the I heart TikTok radio network. Yeah. What was you know? On top of being part of the Woody Show, Money Through Friday on Saturday mornings, I'm going to be part of the I heart radio TikTok network. And this kind of checks off a bunch of bucket listings for me because stations are going to be on in 28 different cities. You can go see all the different cities on my Instagram page at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.

Just look for the thing that says TikTok Radio. But TikTok Radio will be on the radio in New York City, San Francisco, Chicago, Dallas, San Diego, Sacramento, Nashville, and so many more. And those cities right there are cities that I always wanted to be on the radio on. So now that I'm on I Heart TikTok radio, you can tune in. Also, just open up the Iheart radio app and search TikTok radio. But it's really exciting. And shout out to all the other DJs that are going to be on there.

There's a bunch of them. But we're going to be interacting with you guys through TikTok. And it's going to be a lot of fun. So if you're into pop music, it's mostly leaning pop, but anything that's popular on TikTok. Julianne, you got to tell your kids to tune in because I'm sure they love the music on there. Well, they're definitely going to tune in because I'm going to make them tune in. So, okay, cool. Well, put it on your presets on your radio and on the Iheart radio app.

But another thing that happened over the weekend, and I'm loving this, Tyler is texting me all the time now. I finally have somebody on the pod that I can talk about F1 with. Yeah, that's happening. Yes. That's been. He's sending me all these updates. It rules.

Thank you, Tyler. Finally, somebody loves me. Like, okay, I think it's because you've been talking about it more and maybe because you've been talking about it. My phone is picking up on the fact like, oh, hey, he likes this now. like let's just you know do this i've been seeing so much f1 stuff like across my twitter across my instagram like basically everything i i've been slowly following along apparently this season is like the most chaotic it's ever been so i guess i got in on the right time oh perfect timing yeah

dude like cars that are basically ready to explode cars that are giving drive their their their driver's hand paralysis we got dude red bull's not doing well apparently mercedes built a rocket ship like I'm trying to remember what the other one was. Races are getting canceled in the Middle East. Races are getting canceled in the Middle East because actual rockets may come down, dude. Like, it's wild stuff. It's so good. Lewis Hamilton from Ferrari, one of the most winningest drivers ever.

He's allegedly dating Kim Kardashian. So there's a lot of... That part I don't care about it. A lot of things going on on and off the track. So it's exciting to have somebody to talk to about it. So thank you, Tyler, for joining in on it. And dude, really, really cool. And Julianne, I think you would like this too.

The driver that won over the weekend, his name is Kimi-on-Tinelli. And it's so cool because, like, all these guys, they know each other since they were kids. They started off in like little go-carts racing each other and then they just, you know, level up, level up, level up. And Kimmy-on-Tinelli, who is like basically 18 years old, maybe almost 19, he just won the race. And there's so many videos of him at races as a little kid, like running up to all the guys that he just raced against trying to get their autograph. So they cut like a bunch of the footage of him like getting these guys autographs to him like being celebrated by these guys for winning the race. It's so cool. That's cute.

It makes you want to cry almost. Yeah, I know. It's like full full circle moment. Yeah. Really, really cool stuff. Anyways, what else is going on in your life, Julian? So far, just softball tournaments that are coming up. But next month, we're all going to go do the Laverne Wine Walk.

And so we're going to go hit that up. And who knows what kind of shenanigans we'll get into afterwards. Okay. I'm sure there'll be a lot of lives, Instagram lives. Probably. That's like one of our favorite wine walks, that one and the Claremont Wine Walk too. Yeah. Now who is pushing for you guys to do more social media and like edited stuff? Like that looks good. I like that. Yeah. So my friend Michelle who owns her own hair salon, Maine Bay and Placentia, she or Maine Bay, but I should I say, she does a lot of social for her company so that she just whenever we go out, she does it for us. Yeah. And I'm on her. I'm like, okay, come on. I took this picture. We need to get B-roll of this. Now let's put it together. You know, you know,

need a you need a multitask because we got to get this post up so I'm on her about it she's like okay okay so she's like what like the uh the female version of me for you right yeah yeah yeah i'm for tyler like i i feel like i'm tyler's like social media guy well she's our social media queen what you don't like the videos i make of you tyler oh no no no i didn't say that but i'm like yeah yeah he could be your social media oh yeah you had to pay him though Tyler yeah Tyler I can't be your intern I got bills I'll get back to yeah I have dreams of buying Ferraris when we were out on on Saturday night we really really want to do this like TikTok viral trend well I did and so we had to like pinpoint some guys from a crowd and we decided to choose

a group of guys and that's when I did my my reel but one of the guys that that did the real for us or with us, he actually fell in love with one of our girlfriends. Really? And yeah, they made out that night. Wow. They exchanged phone numbers and I don't know. I think fireworks are going off because they're going to be going on a date this Wednesday. All because of Instagram and TikTok reels, guys.

Wow. That's when you find love. Now, Julianne, I want to ask you, we've been talking about this maybe for like two years already. Can we finally coordinate? I don't know how do we get everybody together because we can barely get everybody together for the podcast. We have to set up the day where we all have jack in a box together. You know what?

On Saturday we were talking about that. And one of my friends was like, you know, I've only been there one time. And I've never been back. How? Yeah. Yeah. And then one of my other. girlfriends is like, oh yeah, they have a really good breakfast sandwich. I think it was. It's called

like the jack something. I don't know. Anyways, they were talking about how good they are when you're really drunk. They're like, yeah, we should go get some tonight. I said, no, I'm not eating Jack in the Box with anybody, but my podcast grew. I'm saving my, I'm saving my Jack in the Box virginity for them. Thank you. Yeah, my, I do shout to the Star Doe. Jack and shout out to the ultimate cheese burger. Yes, I want you to experience this. You know, I think we should do is the next time we all go have a pole party at your house, then we should just probably Uber eat some jack in the box over. Or do I have to have like the experience of sitting in the restaurant itself? Yeah, there's one by my house out there. So let's do it. Yes. Okay. Yeah. I'm down. Yeah,

that's one that's going to have to be. Notcho was just talking about that. Well, we got to set up a pool party date. So yeah, because it's super hot right now. April, it's going to be popping like pretty much just going to live in Coachella Valley in April because you got two weekends of Coachella and you have stage coach. Stage coach. Now, Tyler, he has shared with me though one of his dreams is to go to stage coach. It's been a dream for a while, man. We have kind of. Oh, Dan, sucks to suck.

No, I've never ever been because my freaking stepdaughter and my daughter, their birthdays are in April. So we've always had to do something like big for them. So I've never been able to go. And I yeah, it is where I feel bad for myself. I'm over here whining about it. I want to go so flipping bad. And then when you guys went to Coachella and I was pregnant and you guys didn't let me go. I was mad about that one.

Okay, look. I could do it guys. You know, I was a fit, chills, Joel's, Joel's. I was a fit pregnant person. Jules, you know, I wasn't letting some pregnant Biotch ruined my back. Yeah, right. I would have been like, he's my baby daddy, but we, you know, we're co-parenting together. He's a really good guy. Now I'm really glad you stayed home. My God. Could have been a wing woman. Yeah, I would have been. I still can be. Nice. Still can be. I'll get back to you on that. Pregnant. Dude, we, not to get too off topic, but we have a coworker who went in to get our tubes tied, Julianne. And but her man just didn't get snipped. I guess.

go, isn't it way easier for the guy to do it versus the two side thing? That's pretty crazy, right? Yeah. So it is, it is easier for the guy to get it done. But when I was talking to me out, my OBGYN, I told her, I said, listen, if I'm already going to be on that bed, you know, spread eagle, you might as well just go in there and just rip everything out and throw it in the trash. I don't need it.

Jesus. She's like, no, if your husband's willing to do it, I'm like, but I don't want it. Like, I don't want to have a period. like I just I don't want to do that she's like well you're still gonna have like everything that comes along with it even if you don't have all of this the girl part really I'm like hey yeah I didn't know that I thought it would like I thought it would start right then like menopause or whatever but she's like no it'll still happen when your time's supposed to happen dreaming for menopause yeah I don't

want to have a period anymore I hate it I don't need it I don't need them eggs get get away get away from me I don't want it yeah so but I wish I wish I could have gotten one but she was like no you're gonna be taking care of a new baby you're you're gonna need all the strength you can you don't want to do that if your husband's willing to do it so yeah he did it now do they have to put you under for that but like if you just went in you just went in for that they would put you under i believe so i mean i don't really know how they do it if they cut you i i have they can go in you know vaginally for all i know i but i'm assuming they would put you to sleep or at least numb you down there yeah i would

But I really don't have any idea. This is stuff that's foreign to me. I don't know what's happening. Your mom never talks to you about it? Why would my mom talk about it? That's weird. Yeah, that's odd. It's odd.

Very odd. How is your mom, Tyler? How is she doing okay with you being around? Because I know. Yeah. Allegedly you're the favorite, right? Come on, dude. That's always been known.

Let's be real here. No, she's been doing a. Are you truly the favorite? I don't think so now. Really? It seems like it though. Youngest brother, the one who I consider the favorite brother, I think he's the favorite child. So that would be.

Julian. I'm a close second, though. Are you the favorite? I've heard that I am. Someone in my family has told me that I am. But I don't know if it's true. My sister always goes around saying that she's a favorite, blah, blah, blah, blah. But she's not.

But I think it's my brother just because he's the baby and he lives far away. and they are always like, you know, flying to go see him and they get so excited when he comes home. And I don't know. I just think that he is the favorite. But who knows, maybe, maybe I am. Yeah. I am kind of fun. I have a half sister. So we don't really like, you know, have that kind of dynamic. But I so it's on my dad's side. So she's definitely the favorite on my dad's side for sure, because they're always going out and partying and doing stuff together. But they live like in Northern California. I live in Southern California. So I can't be around that much. Most of all. All my friends that I grew up with are Mexican.

And when they talk about their dad and their mom, they address them as my dad, my mom. We've had this discussion before. And I go, guys. Yeah. My sister does that. Yeah. And even with spicy nacho and her brother, they do that too. And I go, guys, you have the same mom. You have the same dad.

And they say that it's because they're always fighting to be the favorite. Yeah, probably. You know, my sister, I feel like fights about it more than me and my brother. but and she is the one to say it more than me or my brother like oh my mom my dad I'm like you mean our mom our dad yeah and then when my brother calls me he's like hey I can't get a hold of mom are you talking to my mom on the phone I'm like no I'm talking to my mom on the phone so we'll say stuff like that but yeah I don't I don't know why we do it it maybe it is a favoritism thing I have no idea

so bizarre I have noticed this don't do that here's Randy Randy Randy, see what I'm trying to. Hi, guys. Yeah. Hello. Randy, are you the favorite in the family or your sister? I am 110% the favorite, if we're being honest. That's a total.

Really? I would think your sister. But I've worked. I've advocated for my sister. I've gone on the campaign trail with my mom being like, you know, she's got a lot of redeemable qualities. And mom's like, yeah, but mom. I think my mom's just really harsh on her because she's a girl. And, yeah, yeah, this is my mom.

But your whole conversation right now about like my mom, my dad, my girlfriend does that. Her entire family do it. And they're like, yeah, we're going to go with my dad. And I'm like, just say, or like one another. They're like, oh, yeah, my mom's going to the grocery store. I'm like, why do you have to say my? Like, just say mom's going to the grocery store. Yeah.

I've always been fascinated. Now, I hear it's really rough, though, in Latino families for the females. The guys are always celebrated. They're always babied. And like you said, just now, Randy, that your mom was a little more harsh on your sister. Everybody that I know has like brothers and sisters in Latino families, they always have that drama where the sister feels less than. Now that you mention it, if I were to think about it, every single like Latino friend or whatever that I know that still lives with their parents is like a dude. Like a lot of the girls seem to be really proactive and like sort of gaining their independence and just going on and doing their own thing.

Yeah. Because we get so many rules. It's not fair. Like my brother didn't have a curfew. My stepbrother didn't have a curfew. We had to be home by 9 o'clock. When I was a freshman in college, I had to be home. I think it was like 11 or 12.

And I would tell my mom and my stepdad, I'm like, but we're not even gonna go to the club to like 10 and it's in all the way in San Bernardino and that's far. They're like, well, pick somewhere closer, go somewhere else, go see a movie. I'm like, a movie on a Friday, the heck. It's not fair.

We were like five minutes past curfew, Grounded grounded. I wasn't even allowed to get my license till I was 18. My brother got his license at 16. My step-sister was late five minutes for curfew. My stepdad didn't let her go to her senior trip. Oh geez, are you serious? Yeah, yes. Like it's so bad. So of course like when I turned 18 like I got two jobs. I was going to school full time and I'm like I am saving my money to get the hell out of year. And my mom to this day throws it in my face. Well if you would have stayed home and done it the right way I would have paid for your entire wedding. I'm like, so you're getting mad at me because you've raised an independent person? Like, what the heck is that about? You should be happy that you raise somebody that's like willing to get a job and move on their

own and take care of themselves and not rely on their parents. That stuff is not celebrated. A lot of us Latinos are raised Catholic. And I think that has like some of the Catholicism stuff is a little bit like that. We're like they're hardcore harping on like, you cannot spend time with another boy. in a household unless you're married or whatever, even though they won't blatantly say it. Yeah, yeah, they won't say it because they're not that hardcore. I think deep down, like, it's just sort of like in their DNA.

Like with my mom, my mom would always, my mom always used to do this BS dude. She always used to be on me being like, I can't go to sleep until you're home. I can't sleep until you're. Oh, yeah. Because I'm awake. You're the baby boy. That's why. The baby boy.

No, no, no. But then I'd come home and she'd be knocked the F out on the couch. And I'm like, my ass. Like, please. Like, give me a. break but I mean it's it's tough though too because like even for myself like being raised by my you know by my parents and stuff like you still inherit some of their traits without realizing you do because you're never really exposed to

other stuff and so I had to like change myself a little bit with my sister and sort of grant her that that independence and that liberty to do what you know just be a young adult in LA go have fun and so sometimes I would have to fight my my own self internally because internally I'd be like well you know maybe she should be home before like 12 like what she have to do out that late? But then I'm like, dude, you were doing... Nothing but bad stuff happens past 12 o'clock. Yeah, you were doing 7-11. I was, I was walking to 7-11 with my friends in, like, the 8th grade. And so I have to remind myself that with my sister where it's like, let her go and enjoy

life and have fun and not be such a buzzkill like my parents were. Yeah. And so it's, it's tough, though. I admit, it's tricky. Well, I'll tell you with the white families, they want you out immediately. The second you become 18, they want you out. And it's just like, Because a lot of my Latino buddy friends, dude, they'll live at home until like their mid-30s. My friend lived there until he was 40 something. But I will tell you this. It's not all like, hey, immediately leave with the whites. Sometimes they do come back.

Something might be happening in their life and then they'll come home and they'll live at home for a little bit and try to get back on their feet. I think inevitably though, like one of the siblings, if you have multiple siblings or one of you guys, like you kind of have to come back home though, you know? You know, because like, you know, if you, well, check it. If you have like three siblings, right? And two of them go off. Like one of them, inevitably the youngest one is kind of stuck with your parents. And so then you, and then I don't know about you guys, but for a lot of older Latinos that came to America, they have like no savings. They have not saved any money or they're just really bad at it.

And so it's almost like this thing where it's like, well, when I get older, my kids will take care of me. And so then the youngest one or one of them will end up living at home or eventually one of them who moved out, we'll move back. Like they'll get a house. but have them in the back or whatever. I think inevitably it kind of comes back to that. But I do think, though, in order for it to be successful and for it to work, you have to leave home. Like my relationship with my mom improved a thousand percent once I left. Dude, I can't tell you the last time I yelled in like my own home.

That wasn't sports related. Eric has me on video yelling over a football game, but that's another thing. When I lived at home, my mom, I was yelling all the time, dude. We were arguing all the time. And now it's just, it's easier because it's like if my mom gets me upset or we have a, we have a, we have a, tiff or something I can just be like I'm just gonna go home yeah you know oh wait till you have kids yeah but I mean Julian I'll cross that bridge once I reach it if I have no because then they start acting as if like whatever rules happen at their house

have to happen in like my house my mom's like well I did this for your daughter and I did this way so now you have to go home and you should do this and you shouldn't give her this I'm like this is my house she's like well you're the one asking me for help so if this is the way you want to do it then you need to you know do it my way Now, what? Julian, now, here's one thing that I can speak on as a guy, how we feel as men when it comes to this stuff. We feel like when we leave the house,

we really can't depend on anybody to help us out when it comes to, like, get in an apartment or just like... Everything, man. Just like everything. Like, we just feel like we are 100% on our own. Now, this might not be true at all. I'm not saying you, Julie. because I know you're extreme independent.

But some ladies can say, hey, you know what? I'm kind of going through this thing. I'm going to get with some guy and I'm going to live with him. Like we don't really feel that, hey, we can go get with some chick and then she's going to take care of me. We feel like we have to be the provider, even though, you know what, I celebrate women that go out there and like be successful. And I don't get guys that say I can't have, I can't live or be with a woman that makes more money than me. You're effing high. Anybody, any dude that thinks like that, you're a freaking loser.

Yeah. But passion out. My girl had me at home as a stay-at-home husband or whatever. Yeah. You kidding me. Like that would be my dream. Say the word. Yeah.

Even true or not, but I think in the mindset of a man, you have to be like, I can't depend on anybody. I have like either crash and burn trying to make it happen or that's it. I mean, do you see that in any way, Julianne or no? I do. You know what's funny is I'm watching the Mormon housewives right now. Yeah. And they're all, they're all, like, struggling with, like, what we're talking about. Like, they're all having to be, like, stay-at-home dads.

And they feel, they feel less than. They're losers. Yeah. Enjoy it. Embrace it. Let, be happy there are your ladies out there providing for the family. Yeah. As long as a guy is taking care of the house and taking care of the children, like, I wouldn't care. But if you're just going to sit there, like a bump on the log and not do crap, then no, things got to change. you know yeah now Tyler do you agree with the statement that I that I said about like you can't really depend on anybody you just got to focus on trying to be a provider for yourself 100% I never

reply on anybody for anything but I even have that thought in your head like oh I can like if something happens I can always fall back on this I try to have a backup plan sometimes I guess if that makes sense but you know when it comes to like taking care of myself I I do it because I know no one else is going to do it for me. So it's just like, all right, cool. Like, I'll figure it out and I'll handle it. Like, if that makes sense, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Mine is more like, just like anxiety. Like, I'm, I'm super anxious that, first of all, I feel gross if I don't do anything. Like, if I know that I'm not working and I'm just, like, Julian said being a bump on the log, that's, I just can't, I can't live with myself. It's like, it's gross. I've, like, clean myself of that. But then also, I'm also super anxious all the time. And it's probably because I watch the news all the time.

So I'm just kind of like, I need a constantly. be like on my feet looking for something, you know, looking for, regardless of what you do for work. It's sort of like finding something, the next thing for work, or finding something that can help sort of diversify your work portfolio or whatever. Just because it's like, there's just constant fear of what if I lose something? What if I lose my job? What if like a source of income gets taken away? Then I'm really screwed. And so, you know, I'm sure none of this is healthy for me by any means, but it's just like, like, to your point though, it's just like this constant sort of like, I need to move. I need to, I need to move to survive. And so, yeah, I just, I can.

same person, Randy. I feel the exact same way. That's why I'm always moving and doing something. I'm like, what am I doing to help myself? Am I making this piece of content that maybe I can like, you know, network in the future of something,

you know, crashes and burns at work, you know, and I won't be able to pay all my bills. And like constantly every day, constantly every, there's not one day that I can just like sit and chill. I just can't do it.

Because if I do, I feel like I'm a loser and then I, I'm going to crash and burn and everything's going to go away. It's like that saying time to lean, time to clean. You got that. It's like I used to be like that when I was like when I was working part time. Sometimes I'd be sitting on the couch.

I'm like, oh my God, I could be doing something right now making money. Why am I just sitting here on the couch? And then you'd see that, remember that commercial back in the day? It was like an ITT tech. He's a come on. Get off the couch. Do something with you. Oh, I hate that.

He would make me feel. That was that was Orange Coast University. I remember. Oh, is it? He's in front of a stadium like crap. And I would watch it because I'd be, I would say home whatever, like during summer days. I'd be watching like Mari or something or like the Steve Wilco show. Yeah.

Like, oh man, what do you doing? Dude, get up. You knew you were going to. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm 13. Yeah. I can't get up. What do you're like a loser? I feel like an epic loser.

I'm getting up. But it is like. I started working at five hours. Stop talking to me like that. But that mindset is though in a way a bit unhealthy because for me it started to bleed into my interest. I wouldn't feel encouraged to watch a movie or play a certain game sometimes because I'd be like, well, what's my, what am I getting from this? It's like, am I, I'm losing an hour or two just doing something when I could be doing something else. But the reality is if I didn't do that, like,

what am I going to be doing? I'm going to be on my ass on my phone or like doing something else. And so it's been, it's been tough. I'm working on it, sort of disassociating from that thought process so I can enjoy my life. You know, I think just like when you work in this kind of field, inevitably that anxiety sort of creeps in or finds somewhere. I mean, anywhere, really. Just sort of like, I need to do something. I need a, I need a network. I need to, I need to meet people.

And man, I envy the people that can just like chill and just not worry about anything. Also, is there way more rich people than I thought in the world? Because when I was at this like Ferrari meetup thing, I'm like, there's thousands of people there. And most of them have Ferraris. Or I'm at the track. there's like these giant luxury homes that are filled with cars. I'm like, what do you do for a living? I think they're out here chilling.

Yeah, right. I drive through Pasadena. I'm like, what do these people do to be a fly on the wall and just like look at everything? Many are there out there? So I read like an endless amount of Reddit threads about this. I'm like the Los Angeles subreddit when they're like people who live in big houses, how do you live there? And I mean, some of them are pretty obvious.

They're like, I'm a lawyer. She's a doctor. whatever but a lot of them are really just like hey my parents parents on this house it trickled down to me my parents live on the East Coast now they send me money or it's like I inherited from whatever and so I think you see that more and more around Los Angeles especially the really really nice areas because a lot of those places that's why like that's why like a lot of like certain sectors of people like to complain about they're like hey there's no more

trick-or-treaters there's no more this there's no more that but it's like yeah that's because the old people who bought these houses, they never left or they just pass them down to their kids and they don't have families. And so it's like, it's just, you know, you can't, you can't afford something to buy something. And not to mention too, like, I told Benesis, my, my girlfriend and I, we were doing something to the state of California because she qualifies, which helps us sort of like put a down payment on something. We're just looking into it. We're not, you know, we were told it's really hard to get. It's a voucher thing. And, but we're looking at the houses and I'm talking to like these people and they're like, hey, so, you know,

for this small condo 700,000 or 500 or whatever, your monthly is going to be 4,900. Can you afford that? And I'm like 4,900. I'm like, that's effing crazy. My mom bought a house in Burbank in 1992, and she paid like $1,200 for that. And so to me, it's like, it's unfathomable just to be like, damn, bro. So I got to pay five grand for something. And then at the end of the year, I got to pay taxes to just have it.

And then on top of that, I got to pay for cars. I got to pay for bills. I mean, I got to pay for fun stuff because, you know, me. Yeah, for sure. I don't know. You, like, I think we've been, honestly, I think we've been tricked, unless you have your house paid off now or majority of it just, like, already taken care of. I think we've been kind of tricked on the American dream, to be honest.

I'm just going to move to, but then, like, oh, my God. But then the hard part is, like, you can't just be like, I'm going to move to Mexico or I'm going to, like, for me, I'll move to El Salvador. Because then I go there, and then I'm going to live somewhere and I'll be like, damn, who did I keep from owning this piece of property? And I feel like a gross slime dude. And I'm just stuck in my small-ass apartment. Congratulations, dude.

You've got colonizer blood. Bro, I could go on for days. It's just like, it's just so confusing. There's so much stuff to keep up with. You're an overthinker too, though. So. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Dude, I, and I sit in this hot-ass apartment with no Central A.C. Just spiral. Oh, those are the ones. I know. Do you ever look up like how much you pay for rent or your mortgage and then say, and you see those posts, this is what you can get in this country. And it's just like luxury condos and stuff like that.

And then it shows, I think the biggest rip ever, because when I was looking to buy a house, I was all, you know what? I want to live next to work. So I'll just get something in Burbank, right? Dude, these are 19, like, now,

I'm not saying you live in a different area of the Burbank that I was looking in, Randy, but the houses I was looking at right by the radio station, these houses are built in like, 1930, 1940, and they're going for $1.5 million. They're a piece of crap. Stupid.

In Mississippi, they would be like $20,000 for a house like this. But like a $1.2 million house, it's like, are you serious? Not to mention. Burbank in particular is one of those cities where like, if you do anything, and I mean anything, if you put up a gate and you don't tell the city, they're going to be on your ass. Like you just sold the Declaration of Independence. My dad built this, my dad built this like storage.

behind the garage and our neighbor at the time didn't like us and he called the city and i remember being woken up one day on a sunday and my dad handing me a pickax and i'm like what is this for he's like we're breaking this we're breaking the shed down so it's like anything you do is just it's like again to julian's point i'm overthinking i'm on one today i don't even know what it is really i'm just like i sit in my hot-ass apartment no central a c i got to think about like cars bills rent and i'm and it's just like endless endless spiral i mean this is just just like endless spiral i mean this is really the day in the life of me and then also someone who just lives in like a really expensive place to live part of it is like you suck it up i live in california it's sick but then at the

same time it's like bro like how long can we keep going like this where it's 2400 bucks 2700 bucks well you're just like it's just like it's just made it's just basically like paycheck to paycheck and then you're just hoping that you keep your job and basically and then i and then i and then i might crash and burn or i might just keep on going do you know uh again i want to say who lives in like the coolest area, freaking Tyler, man. Amen, brother. Tyler, this guy, I don't know how he did it, dude. But his, the area that he lives in, I'm super jealous.

That's all I gotta say. We're always on the come up, dude. For real. For real. Oh, I love the valley. I'm a valley. I'm a valley spokesperson to the day I die, even though it's like a,

but it's the surface of the sun on there in the summertime, but I love it. Do you know where I was going to move was Woodland Hills, dude? Oh, my aunt lives over there. I'm kind of happy I didn't because I was moving over there. because I want to be near Topanga Mall. Just this past like two weeks. One, they announced that they're getting rid of Topanga Social, that food hall at the mall.

Oh, no. Right? Which I was super excited. I didn't, also, I didn't even know that they got rid of pinstripes in there already. That was barely there for like five seconds. Right? So they're getting rid of this because low traffic. I go, guys, you could have like did some better events to get people to get traffic to this place.

Also, somebody just got stabbed that like the card shop or, slash shoe shop there. Like there's always drama going on. Oh my gosh. So not moving there. And also I just don't want to, I don't want to deal with the traffic of the 101. I want to get to the airport fast and I'm not going to be able to do that there. So I re-evaluated where I was moving.

Yeah, like the sweet spot, the sweet spot if you want like a chill, lively spot by LAX. And this is just Los Angeles conversation. I was like El Segundo, El Seguendo, Hawthorne maybe. I mean, Englewood has been, Inglewood has been going through a transformation. since the stadium moved there. And every month, I see something new about it. But even now, though, the property prices over there is starting to catch up with the rest of Los Angeles, too.

If you want to live cheap, you got to go to, like, Ontario, which Ontario, Tyler and I were talking about nothing longer. They're getting a brand new baseball team, brand new baseball field. They have the hockey team. Yeah, the rain. The LA Kings affiliate, the Ontario rain. Yeah, that's where Felicity goes, and she does a lot of her choir concerts over there.

At the Ontario Toyota Center? Yeah, they do during the first. rain games yeah yeah I know people there do you yeah I do oh I'll let you know when we go next okay please know uh you know what city I was in at the long ago that was freaking dope a zoosa I was in Azusa that's that's right next to me yeah yeah house party I use loosely anyone over the age 20 it's not a house party it's a get together but you know it's just it's it's cool though but it's like and I will like LA has been building like I mean I don't know if people like Metro I like

Metro, but a lot of people have been investing so much money. But now like, like for the sake of just like conversation, you could take the Metro from Azusa, like the subway line to Santa Monica and not have to do with traffic. Like that, just having that option is really dope in my yeah, but that Metro link that they put in is like causing so much traffic everywhere. It's so hard to get anywhere because those damn trains like they're on the subway, dude. That's what they're doing. Stop pushing the subway. That's not happening, dude. Dude, I haven't been on the subway here in over 10 years. Just so everybody knows, me and Randy are thinking about doing a card show at the end of the month.

He's like, dude, let's take the Metro. Like, dog, I am not carrying hundreds of dollars worth of cards on the Metro train. The guy is terrified of taking a train ride. And I was like, I was going to clown him. But to his credit, I will admit, I mean, you just said a guy got stabbed at a card show. I'm like, cards are not to play with. They might as well just be like, you might as well be like withdrawing cash from a bank. with some of these things.

So it's like, I get it. I understand. For those listening who are fans of the Metro, know that I stand with you in solidarity. I too am a fan of the Metro. But I also understand not being the biggest fan. I get it. Oh, wait.

Are you guys going to that card show that's at Intuit Dome? How's that going to work? Yeah, that's what we're looking at. Is it in the dome? Like, on the court? Like, how's that going to work? No, I believe it's, if I have a feeling, I think it's, I know how it's going to go.

I believe it's going to be in the dome, but it's going to be like in the concession hall, like, you know, where you walk around to like, find your seat, like it's going to be in like that area because they just did one at Chase Field in Arizona where the Diamondbacks play. And it was the same thing. Like it was basically like the walkway where you go to the bathroom or you get like your concession and stuff. Like they set up the boots like right there. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So and initially I wasn't planning on going, but something happened the other weekend. Menace, I'm sure you saw it. Maybe didn't register on your

radar. But what happened was Kim Kardashian has now, has been now seen spotted, going to card shops, looking for things a Charzard card for her son. And everyone who has cards are like, now is the time to sell because now it's going to happen. Basically, here's the thought process of what's going to happen. So a lot of people are thinking is, with this newfound popularity, a new sector of Americans are going to be exposed to cards,

that being really, really, really wealthy parents and really, really wealthy people. And so the idea is, like, sell your stuff now in the hopes that maybe you catch a Kim Kardashian type who's buying somebody for her son dropping fat cats, and you just cash out immediately. And that's essentially what I have plans on trying to do. I've just been really, really effing lazy.

And now it's like, now this is the peak. It's like you got to sell your stuff now. Or that's what a lot of people are saying. Who knows? It always goes in waves. Peaks, whatever. Yeah, it always goes in waves. It gets really, really hot, then it dies, and then it comes back.

I mean, cars were super hot during COVID. Then they like died down and now they're back again. It just goes up and down. Now you got to know when to hold them and one to fold them. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. Like I get, but some of these, I mean, it's, it's tough, dude. Some of these Pokemon cards, I'm like, I don't know what I want to do.

Tyler sell stuff on eBay, but I'm like terrified of selling on eBay, which is why I'm going to go try to sell out the card show with him. So it's just, Tyler has had lots of luck on it. But for me, bro, I just like, I'm too paranoid. I'm like, I'm going to ship something and they're going to get the card. They're going to be, yo, dog, it was dented or something. It got lost in transit. Refund me my money. So I'm like, you know what?

Maybe I just go to a card show. I can find someone who can just deal cash and I have to worry about it. So that's, that's essential. the thought process. I don't know if Tyler's planning on selling anything, but yeah, what's the game plan? I'm going to this thing. That is to be determined. We will see what I have that is worth anything. We will see if we could sell it and maybe trade it for something else. What about Julianne's Tom Brady Ricky card? Yeah, what about it? We could probably find someone to buy that actually. Yeah. I mean, I have some here that are going for a hundred, another hundred, another hundred. I see that's not worth it Hold on hold on

Yeah 400,000 There's another one I saw What Okay that's got to be like a gem mint PSA 10 5,000 yeah there's a Mine's in mint condition Well your definition of mid condition And the actual people's

No it really is There's absolutely nothing wrong with it There's no dense There's no bends There's nothing wrong Put that thing under a microscope They'll find something wrong No it's been in that piece of plastic

Forever like I've never never taken it out ever since the day i got it all right jules next time i see you bring it i'll take a look at it and i'll be able i will realistically let you know what he'll put on his monocle but see that the next time i see you we're going to be drinking probably most likely and and i don't want to ruin it yeah you know after i bring it somewhere you're going to bring kevin he's going to have a briefcase handcuff to his arm and the card's going to be in the briefcase okay All right. I got to get going. Got to get home.

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I texted Tyler about this, actually. It was fascinating because I was over at Eric's place. And, like, you know, they did the whole thing for his son. Like, eats dinner, gets his little showers, time to go to bed. And I was like, Eric, bro, what time do you go to bed at? And he's like, oh, we're lights out like 10 p.m. 9.30, 10 p.m. I left, like, inspired.

I went to bed at 945 that night. And I told him, I was like, it's the. It's just a calm, relaxing place. Like Eric's little dojo. And I was like, I was like, Eric, bro, you inspired me. I'm going to actually get decent sleep now. So I think my long weird tangent there was get plenty of sleep. All right.

Sweet. Okay. Got it. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yes. In the words of the great Warren Buffett when it comes to Randy and Pokemon cards, freak the F out and panic sell everything right now. It's effing over.

It's all over. Sell, Randy, sell. Sell. All right. Julianne, do you have the thing to say before we leave? Yeah, actually to you. I have a question. Yes.

Because I got it for you during Christmas time. What did you think about the soy sauce? The clear soy sauce that you were talking about. I didn't have it. Yeah. It was really, really good. It was soy sauce. Nothing special.

It was just clear. It was just clear. But it was still good. Clear Pepsi. Yeah, I really, Crystal Pepsi. Yeah. Yeah, I really enjoyed it and I still use it. Yes.

Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Yeah, you're welcome. Yeah. Oh my God, that reminds me. I still have Julian's vanilla from Mexico. Yeah, my mom was asking about that. She's like, hey, when am I going to get that vanilla? When we came back from Cabo, I had texted him like, hey, my mom and my uncle, they need some vanilla. I need brown vanilla and clear vanilla. And didn't you say like that they didn't even know what I was talking about when you were asking them for what the clear or the dark one? I went to like two stores at the airport because, and like when we're out too, and I was like, can I get clear?

And they're like, what is that? And I'm like, it's vanilla, but it's clear. And they just did not understand me. And then so I had to wander around. And I finally found it at the shop at the airport. So I was really surprised. I was like, how does nobody know what this is? I'm sure they were like effing with me or like they were just like, I mean, I don't even know the thought process.

But multiple people were like, we don't have that. So I have both. Which is so weird because that's where I saw it. Yeah. Well, you need a ship. It's to me. I'll Venmo you. My mom's been asking you about how far away do you guys live from each other when you're late

I don't know but I don't want to drive over there to go pick up vanilla it's probably cheaper for him to mail you know what we're due for an exchange or potential exchange of the Tom Brady card and the vanilla all right they're both they're both to benefit julian but hell yeah interesting yeah I like it all right well the vanilla exchange is going to go down and the two year wait for uh jack in a box will happen very soon yes please yeah we're trying to set up something for also our 300th episode of What's New Pod, probably like a Vegas trip together. So do they have Jack in a Box in Vegas? I've never even seen it.

I mean, they do. They have everything in Vegas. Let's be really here. It's probably not on the strip. It's probably like slightly on the outskirts. But yeah, they for sure have it. All right. We'll find it.

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