What's New Podcast - Wedding Wear, Tyler In Studio, Caroline fills in for Eric, Food News, Geek News & More!
Episode Date: November 17, 2022On this episode we talk Wedding Wear, Tyler In Studio, Caroline fills in for Eric, Food News, Geek News & More!...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace, I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
We are also joined by Caroline of the Woody Show, who replaced Eric,
who works for the NFL Podcasting Network and who is getting married this weekend.
So he is not here today.
And join us live in studio.
I am so happy.
Yet he wasn't happy to see me.
It's totally fine.
Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T from the Better Sports Network in the house.
What is up, Tyler?
I didn't say I wasn't happy
to see you. He gave no reaction.
Right?
I mean, it's
no reaction. I gave not a lot of reaction.
I caught it on video and I'm posting it.
Oh, no.
Not very nice, Tyler.
I'm very happy to have you in town.
Was your family at least excited to see you? Yes. Or I'm i'm very happy to have you in town was your family at least
excited to see you yes or i'm the only one excited to see you was your family happy to see you
whatsoever or were they like oh crap he's back he's back i mean my family was excited i stopped
by my mom's job on the way back to my house yesterday so she was oh my god you're home
you know she's really happy about it all right uh caroline i have to ask you since tyler's here um now once in a while you fill in on tyler's old job which
is uh running the boards right for alt 987 los angeles stuff and my question is how hard was
tyler's job really like keep it real don't care about him in the room right now. How difficult was it? It's pretty easy.
The common saying is that a monkey could do it, so I'm glad that I'm capable.
There was a while where I was a little
nervous, and it was
very complicated, and I was like, oh wait,
no, I'm just doing this.
And I had to process that that
was all I had to do. I never said it was
hard. I never said it was a hard job.
You were constantly like, look, I have a lot to do.
I'm very busy.
I got to answer the phones.
I got to run the traffic.
That's it, though.
Wait, wait, wait.
But that's it.
You stopped the sentence right there.
That's it.
And then what?
I'm also pretty sure I said that immediately after Julianne left.
And it was suddenly thrown on me.
Hey, you're answering the phones.
I was like, oh, OK. that's fine okay new stuff tyler i mean you seem winded during
the time that you were board hopping here at the woody show uh yes i mean there was a time i tried
to do really bad push-ups there was a time i broke an entire christmas wrapping paper thing because
i was oh yeah that's an iconic photo.
We still have it on video, I think.
And then, I mean, you also tried to sleep in your car and almost suffocated to death.
I mean, that was also something, right?
Oh, that's a classic.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
So Tyler's job, not hard.
No, I haven't tried the sleeping in a car thing, though.
I didn't know that was part of the job.
So here's what you got to do.
All right.
So you need to find an old van, keep it running for about two hours and try to sleep
with uh you know inside of it but you have to do it in the front of the parking lot right next to
the parking attendant is this during my shift or after or before i i mean after yeah after okay
not during got it no no he's definitely tyler definitely fell asleep during his shift randy
also did that as well so i can't really was the day after the very first Woody show,
California Adventure Takeover.
Me and Randy came back because one of us
had to watch the national feed while the other one saw the local
feed, right? I caught this
dude just sleeping right
under Woody's desk, dead asleep
and I kind of look at him like, oh,
I guess I'll watch both then. It's fine.
That's going to be me the night after the
Christmas party. Oh, for sure. That's actually then. It's fine. That's going to be me the night after the Christmas party.
Oh, for sure.
That's actually a decent segue.
We do have a Christmas party coming up.
We do.
December 20th.
The only way to get in is to win.
Offspring is playing.
If you need more info, go to partywithwoody.com, but you got to listen to the Woody show for
your chances to get in.
Now, it's funny because every time i mentioned something like oh december
20th tyler always goes he has the official countdown from oh well um you know actually
i'm gonna be um already moved back by then he every time i mention anything in los angeles
well actually i'm gonna be in los angeles in about six days excited to move back that's all
and that that's actually uh a cool time of the year because obviously you have Christmas,
you have New Year's, my birthday is smack dab
in the middle of both, and I happen
to be moving back this time, so I'm kind of pumped for that time
of the year. A lot of desserts, a lot of cakes,
a lot of pies.
You look a little slimmer.
Thank you. Now, are you going to
put it back on when you move back home?
For the holidays, maybe?
But then I'll try to hit it right
like I was talking to a couple friends I said I need to
hit the gym back. It's
I haven't been to the gym in maybe
this back confession like two years
so I really gotta go back. Yeah.
I love
you can't see it but I love
how Caroline does
nod at her head when he said I haven't
been to the gym in two years.
No, like those are good goals.
Like good goals for you.
Like I'm happy for you.
I didn't.
She agreed that he hasn't been to the gym in two years.
I haven't been to the gym in two years either.
I'm guilty as well.
Caroline is actually really good at like,
she has a good filter with her words,
but her facial expressions say everything.
They give it away.
So a really bad poker face.
Working on it.
Much like Tyler when you would walk in and go,
Tyler, is everything good?
And he'd go, yeah.
Are you busy working hard?
Yeah.
Are you on your phone?
No.
Very convincing.
All right.
Well, now Bort, Tyler, and I are going to be at Eric's wedding this weekend.
Are you guys excited?
Yeah.
I mean, all of us are going to be together for the first time in a long time.
Hell yeah.
Since probably Las Vegas, since we were in Vegas.
Or since Morongo.
Oh, Morongo.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
Can't keep track of it.
Did Randy go to that?
Yes, he did.
You don't forget.
Remember, Randy was wearing the super short shorts.
How could I forget? Randy gave me a ride
home.
We stopped by
what's the new coffee place with the
windmill? I can't remember.
Dutch Brothers.
That was after we were like, how's Tyler getting
out there? He's like,
I gotta pick him up and take him all the way there.
That's right.
I forgot.
He offered.
He makes it sound like it was a chore.
He offered to do it.
Okay.
Now are you going to behave yourself at the wedding or are you just going to turn up?
Let loose.
You know what?
Let's get the food in the system and we'll figure it out as we go along.
Now, are you highly offended that because Eric sent us a seating chart and uh there's a table and uh randy's at
the table i'm at the table brett's at the table but um you're sitting behind us like at the little
kids i had no problem with it because i think eric said that's where i think he said that's
where like the single people are sitting which is fine because i'm not i don't think that's what he said i don't remember what he said i'm not gonna pull it up right now i
don't remember oh you mean just like where he said hey did you respond back to the rsvp and he went
yeah what rsvp i did i did anyways no i'm not because i'm right next to you guys number one
and then number two once everybody actually eats everybody kind of gets started up and moving, like, you know, we'll
just talk and whatever. Yeah. You know.
I forgot to ask him, is it like
we choose what
we eat? Like, you get two different options?
Or is it a buffet? I think there was a steak
and chicken option. Yeah, there's like a
two, yeah, a beef option
and a chicken option. So nothing for
you, Borg. No, probably not.
I'm going to have to, you know, ask,
do you guys have
a vegetarian option anywhere?
Are you going to bring
your own food?
No, that's rude.
You don't bring your own food
to a wedding, man.
You either just suck it up.
You got to carry
your Tupperware around.
Yeah.
See, or you know
what I could do?
I have an idea.
Maybe me and Shasta Cola
could barter with Tyler
and Randy
and give them
the meat entree and they give us whatever sides are left over.
Oh, yeah.
If it's a salad, you can have it.
I don't care.
That's a good point.
I'm not eating that.
You can have it.
Everybody's getting dumped their salads on board's plate.
Tyler, can you eat like three halves of chicken in one sitting?
Three halves of chicken?
Yeah.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
In one bite, right?
Just like one pull out a bone?
Like a cartoon?
If it's three halves, it'll take three bites, but okay.
Three bites.
I asked this to Eric.
How formal is the wedding?
Oh, I saw this.
And this was the thing, because I had to go get an outfit.
My wife had to go get an outfit.
And I did find a very, very, it's kind of really good outfit.
But I was thinking about it.
I'm like, what the hell is Tyler going to wear?
Good question.
Because I rented a suit.
I'm not going to wear a full button-up tie suit.
I figured it's kind of loosely casual, but kind of dressy at the same time.
Tyler, what is your plans?
I figured, if anything, it's probably because there was no,
there was nothing specific in the invite.
So I figured it's probably wear what you want,
but I'm not going to be the dude
who shows up in jeans and a t-shirt.
I'll show up like a nicer pair of black jeans,
definitely a button up,
and I'll probably throw a tie on.
Jeans?
Yeah.
No.
You know what though?
If you get a nicer pair of dark black jeans,
I think it'll be all right.
Yep.
If it were a summer wedding, maybe.
Thank you.
We live in California. It's summer every day.
She has a thing called etiquette.
I am a firm believer in a super black jeans.
As long as it goes with the rest of the outfit,
it's passable.
New black jeans.
They're faded.
No, no, new black.
Let me see if I can get a hold of eric for like no no absolutely not yeah let me see if i can get a hold of eric for like two seconds because i know he's super
busy but we gotta we gotta clear this up he might be getting his mouth drilled i was just saying i
think that's today's the dentist appointment oh today's the dentist oh yeah he's probably busy
all right never mind well sorry eric everyone's showing up in jeans. Okay, I did ask him. I did ask, hey, what's the etiquette?
The actual answer he told me was, I don't give a crap.
Whatever you're comfortable in, just show up.
To which Tyler said, cool, I'm showing up in a cutoff shirt and a cowboy hat.
Yeah, I think I said cutoff shirt and cowboy hat.
How about this?
Button up, tie, nicer jeans.
Don't do dress shoes.
I'm wearing Converse.
Sorry.
How about this?
I pay you a hundred bucks and you show up in a Bills jersey
just to make him happy. Well, I'd have to get a
Bills jersey.
Yeah, but you still work for Lids. You can get one for cheap.
You got plug. Well, see, that's the thing.
So we have Bills jerseys out there
because Texas is a little closer to
Buffalo, even though it's way south. Yeah, I know how that works.
And Josh Allen's a big deal.
I don't...
I don't know if they have this jersey
out here
so I'd have to go and look but
is it their website where you can just search and go
hey what store location has this
there actually is not it doesn't work
oh wow okay
see that's something you could have brought to the table
when you're at Lids.
No wonder they made him assistant manager.
I know.
I don't know better.
Guys, I have this idea.
I mean, if I'm being perfectly honest, I kind of stopped caring about that job two months
ago.
Oh, wow.
Like, I still buy stuff.
You're phoning it in.
Oh, I definitely am phoning it in.
I still use my store discount, but otherwise, I really don't care.
I'm phoning it in.
They all know it, and they all kind of love it, too.
They're like, dude.
So they actually, because my attitude is like, I know I'm leaving. it in they all know it and they all kind of love it too they're like dude so they actually because my attitude is like I know I'm leaving I don't care they made me in
charge of all the returns just so I could rudely tell people no we're not taking it back nice
I love it it's so much fun that's cool I dig that all right well um real quick I gotta shout out
the people of Long Beach and everybody that came from Los Angeles to Orange County.
We even had somebody drive in from Las Vegas for my appearance at Grocery Outlet at 300 East Willow Street in Long Beach.
It was absolutely packed.
You can see it on my Instagram page at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.
And while I was there in Long Beach, I checked out the restaurant Bored in Hungary.
This place was actually voted best burger in America by Good Morning America.
You can also check that out on my Instagram at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.
Now, Bored, did you hear about this?
A little food news for you, okay?
Ooh, I like this.
Elton John pretty much has his own Happy Meal at a place called, which I've never heard of, and they have a few different locations.
It's called Monty's Good Burger.
Have you been there?
Not only do I know it.
I just like Monty's.
You did?
Caroline is a giant fan of it.
What?
I literally just went to a concert at LA Historic Park, and they had a food truck there for Monty's,
and it was so good.
I got a double cheeseburger.
This is vegan also, by the way.
Vegan cheeseburger, double cheeseburger.
They've got the toss.
They've got all the good sauces.
It comes in a little Happy Meal.
Yeah, so this one is Elton John themed,
and I thought of you, Bort, because again, yes,
it is all plant-based food.
It looks super legit.
I would definitely try it.
Dude, not only do they have vegan options for burgers and stuff,
but dude, they got vegan
chili cheese fries. They got vegan
shakes. They got vegan everything.
If you actually want to eat
some good stuff as a vegan or
vegetarian, definitely check out Monty's.
I'm looking at the menu. It doesn't look bad.
No, it's legit. It tastes like a good burger.
It's not like super green kind of burger all right i might give it a shot maybe maybe we should paraphrase
this by saying if you expect this to be very healthy for you it probably is not delicious
all right okay cool i'll check it out so you want some official food news right now yeah
okay here's another one for you board they're, that you're going to love. 7-Eleven Japan is
offering Pokemon Pokeball
rice balls all in, all out.
Yes!
Where? Let's go
now. Japan, let's go. I
want to go there. Why are we there right now eating
stuff? Dude, I see so many Instagram
videos from their 7-Elevens. Menace
has been a thousand percent right. That's what he's been
saying. That's what I've been saying. They have the most
amazing things at 7-Eleven
in Japan. All over. So good.
Yes. Okay. Let me ask you, Bort.
Yes. There has been some huge
Pokemon news lately.
What is going on in the Pokemon world?
Keep us updated. Alright.
Alright. After 25
long years. Yes.
For this unaging 12-year-old. Okay. Ash Ketch years. Yes. Yes. For this unaging 12 year old.
Okay.
Ash Ketchum.
Okay.
Yes.
Yes.
25 seasons of Pokemon.
Yes.
Has finally become world Pokemon master.
Oh my God.
He fought Leon, the world champion on the current episode of the Pokemon anime that aired in Japan.
It was such big news that it was all over the English social media.
It was shredding worldwide.
25 years we've been waiting for this kid from Pallet Town to actually win the big one.
And he finally effing did it.
Finally.
Trending worldwide.
And you know who he did it with?
You know who he did it with, Tyler?
You know who he did it with, you son of a bitch?
He did it with Pikachu.
He did it with Pikachu!
Because I knew this because it was such a big deal,
it actually somehow snuck through on my Twitter feed,
when my Twitter feed is basically just a mega sports section.
And it somehow snuck in there.
Well, it is a sport.
I mean, well, okay, yes.
They aired this on the streets of tokyo on the big
big screen amazing so shout out to ash ketchum he finally won the big one out of him shout out
to pikachu pokemon as a whole did you guys know that pokemon is one of the biggest is the biggest
multimedia franchise in the world it's's like double the worth of Disney.
It's crazy.
That sounds about right.
Also, fun note, Pokemon Violet and Pokemon Scarlet for the Nintendo Switch come out next week.
Oh, my God.
Brand new games.
And they're amazing looking.
Stop the presses.
Come on.
All right.
Here's some Japan food news that Tyler's going to love.
I'm listening.
There you go.
I'm all hyped up on Pokemon now.
Check this out.
Popping up everywhere and going crazy.
All you can eat cookie
cafes for $6.60.
All you can eat cookies.
20 different varieties of cookies.
Oh my god.
It's going to fall over.
Now, let's just say
Tyler showed up in Japan
and showed up to
the front of one of these all-you-can-eat
cookie spots. Yes.
Would they shut her their doors?
Possibly. Yes. Would they run out of cookies?
Yes.
Definitely. Would you be denied entry?
They would be more willing to
welcome in Godzilla himself than me because they know it will not be standing when I leave.
Okay?
Nor will you be.
That is also true.
I will be buried in said location, six feet under.
I want cookies covering my coffin.
Okay?
This is happening.
And then there would be other breaking news across Tokyo on the screens.
Man from America shuts down all-you-can-eat cookie franchises across Tokyo.
They took a quote from me in my last dying breath.
I did it.
Man from America overdoses on cookies.
The missing link who was apparently found in America traveled to Japan to eat at the
cookie place and died.
He was the biggest link we've ever seen.
All right.
Let's talk some spam.
Spam.
I love spam.
Debuts limited edition figgy pudding.
What the hell is that?
So fig.
Okay.
Like a fig noon.
Okay.
And pudding.
And pudding.
Brought to you by spam.
All in or all out. Interesting, but yeah, sure. I'll try a fig noon. Okay. And pudding. And pudding. Brought to you by Spam. All in or all out.
Interesting, but yeah, sure, I'll try it.
I'm down. I'm not opposed, but I'm like, what does this have to do
with Spam exactly? Is this a form
of meat substitute-ish?
And does it have salt? I'm in. Done.
Yeah, I'm in. Caroline, all in
all out on figgy pudding
by Spam. No, thank you. I'm good. It's made by
Spam. Yeah, I'm out too. What's wrong
with Spam? Spam should stay. It's made by spam. Yeah, I'm out too. What's wrong with spam? Spam should stay
in their category.
Stop it.
Whoa.
Look, I came here
to have fun
and I will not stand
for this slander.
Okay?
You're barely standing
right now.
That's true.
I'm not saying
anything badly about spam.
Just, you know,
stick to the meats.
You basically say
get in where you fit in.
Stick to the meats
if you could call it
a meat, I guess. Wow. We call puppies a meat? in. Stick to the meats. Wow. If you could call it a meat, I guess.
We call Arby's a meat.
We let that qualify.
Yeah.
So we should let Spam qualify, okay?
Whoa, now you're throwing shit on Arby's?
I mean, no.
Arby's is actually surprisingly not bad.
It's good.
Careful, man.
You're going to attack medicine right now.
You're about to throw it out.
Look, shout out to Arby's for being one of the only places that serves mozzarella sticks
as a side.
Thank you.
Jack in the Box.
I haven't seen that at a Jack in the Box menu in a long time.
Sonic.
And here's the other thing.
In Texas, there's a Sonic right down the street from my apartment.
And you've never been?
No.
Oh, I've been plenty of times.
I was just there.
Look at me, bro.
Are you kidding me, dude?
My flight.
Are you serious?
My flight was Tuesday morning.
Very early Tuesday morning.
That was the last thing I ate in Texas.
Monday night, okay?
It's a mozzarella stick with Sonic.
It was great.
Look, Caroline, you don't understand.
You know how many places we tried to get him to go to
down the street from his house, and he still wouldn't go.
But apparently Sonic's with mozzarella sticks. There you go.
You make exceptions for Sonic.
The nearest Sonic from my parents' house in Whittier,
which I'm going to be moving back into, unfortunately.
Give us the days that he can't go.
The nearest Sonic from there is all the way in Fullerton.
I'm like, I don't know if I want to drive all that because that's far.
Whoa, shout out to the Sonic in Fullerton, though.
They're homies of ours.
Yeah, no, there's nothing wrong with that.
But I'm like, that is really, that's a drive.
Yeah, he needs a driver.
That's a lot.
I wouldn't go that far for Sonic.
Oh, wow.
I hate it.
Oh, my God.
See?
I mean, Caroline, you're doing so well.
Is it too late for me to come back to the show and say that?
I like Sonic, but I'm not going to drive that far out of the way.
If I'm going somewhere in that direction, that's fine.
Okay.
I love Sonic, though.
It's so good.
Fair point.
Fair point.
I hate commuting.
I do refuse to commute.
I do plenty of that for this place.
Okay, fine.
All right.
How about this?
Stouffer's is launching a Lugw flavored Bloody Mary mix all in, all out.
A what?
Bloody Mary mix.
Bloody Mary, which people, if you don't know, is tomato juice and vodka.
Now, Stouffer's is making a La Guisa sauce flavored all in or all out.
Tyler might be in if there's sausage in it.
If I'm being honest, that's a hard out.
I'm good.
Hard out?
You know what?
I've tried a Bloody Mary.
I don't get the hype.
That thing is awful.
Gotta stay loyal to Zing Zang.
Sorry.
Zing Zang.
That's the good brand.
We'll say this.
That's the good mix.
Nothing against Stouffer's.
Stouffer's is god tier.
Yeah, Stouffer's is amazing.
Yeah. Stouffer's is the goat. Yeah, Stouffer's is amazing. Yeah.
Stouffer's is the goat.
She's bringing up some fancy stuff from high society.
But that's for the Bloody Mary mix, right?
Same thing.
Stay in your lane, Stouffer's.
Oh, my God.
Let Zing Zang do the work.
They've been doing fine.
Stick to the good stuff.
Okay, Zing Zang is a mix.
See, I'm not up on it.
Not sponsored, but I should be now.
Yeah, for sure.
I, um, yeah, I've never had Bloody Marys ever.
I mean, I've taken a bunch of photos of them because people get ridiculous with them.
Right.
Like putting all the extra stuff, like a whole chicken and pizza slices.
A little chicken yaks.
Yeah.
It's good.
I've had many family trips and vacations and holidays and birthdays ruined by Bloody Marys
so I will stay away from all those
not my fault I was a child at the time
alright well that's all
the food news that I have for you today
but breaking news
Tyler Bort and I
might go
to a football
game on Sunday
can you believe this?
this guy well actually I would To a football game on Sunday. Can you believe this? Brett.
This guy.
This guy, Brett.
This guy.
Well, actually, I would imagine he would be in SoFi Stadium in April for WrestleMania.
Yeah.
Am I correct?
Well, for WrestleMania, obviously.
Because it's WrestleMania.
But for a foosball game.
Big sports lover over here.
Yeah.
I went to the XFL game with you guys.
You know what?
That's fair.
I'll do that. That's fair. I remember the hand gesture. May they game with you guys. Go Wildcats.
May they rest in peace.
RIP Wildcats.
It's Chargers
versus the
Chiefs.
Brett, making
a football debut, everybody.
I am shocked. Go team.
Whichever one is playing.
I am shocked, but I am encouraged.
This is good.
This is a good sign.
Are you more hurt, though, that you are coming to town and you're not going and I'm going?
No, because I'll go eventually.
That's fine.
And also, by the way.
I was trying to think about that.
Have you been to SoFi Stadium?
I have not.
So they build it and it was being used before I moved, but that was the COVID season.
So no fans were allowed in.
Because I was, yeah, I was thinking about it.
I was like, has Tyler been to SoFi?
And no.
No, I never have.
I'm going to see SoFi before Tyler?
Yeah, that's a little weird.
Damn.
That's something I can hang my hat on right now.
And that's something.
So Tyler is part of the Better Sports Network.
It's an app that you can download they have radio shows about betting on sports that's what it's about and
it's called it's spelled how b-e-t-t-o-r and i i downloaded it checked out it's pretty cool
i'm gonna ask you have you been following the uh tom brady ab drama do you think that's a real text now just to recap allegedly Antonio Brown posted a text
that Tom Brady sent him and Tom Brady's talking about how Antonio Brown used to be humble and
he's not humble anymore which is what uh Woody and Ravy have been saying forever because they've
been following him since his career at the Steelers and said that he used to be a super cool guy and
then he had this like crazy hit,
which injured his brain allegedly.
And he's been totally off ever since.
But I think it's so weird that Antonio Brown would be posting a text from Tom
Brady,
where it's basically just breaking down on how much Antonio Brown is an ish
head.
Do you think that's real?
Every news outlet picked it up.
Because of course they're going to pick it up.
It's gossip.
Everybody loves it. Did he or did not post that?
No, he posted it, but there's
no way it's real text. There's no way.
First off, you're going to tell me. It makes no sense.
Look, I saw what color the name
was. First off, you're going to tell me Tom Brady's an Android
guy? No, that's not happening. Unless he's getting paid.
Nah, that's fair.
That's number one. But number two...
And his wife threw his phone in the pool or something.
Okay. R.I.P.
Divorce Giselle. Giselle, hit me up. I'm open.
She's already
on the move. I did see that.
Rest in peace to my children.
I don't
know jujitsu and I can't fly to
Cabo or whatever that one is You know sumo though
Maybe she also likes kizzies and you're full of them
That's true
There's no way it's real
I just don't believe it
Here's the thing too
Everything Antonio Brown does now
I take with the lightest grain of salt
Just no
I can't stand that dude
He's annoying
Who's the front
runner you think right now mid-season for the super bowl so i mean i could go on a whole spiel
about this but this is one of the weirder nfl seasons i've seen it seems the scoring's down
it just seems the play is a lot more sloppy it's it's just overall just a really weird viewing and
they were even saying that um as far as
fantasy football goes which involves real football all the scoring for that is way down from the
previous years too so everybody's just kind of like what the hell is going on so i think the
best team right now at least according to what the standings say is the vikings but they've just
been getting really lucky i don't buy them at all.
I don't think I like Philly that much either.
They just win against really bad opponents.
I'd probably still give it to Buffalo and Kansas City as one and two.
Well, hopefully Buffalo, at least for Eric and our buddy Kevin,
finally let them get to the Super Bowl and win.
I don't know if you saw the weather update this weekend,
but apparently there is a legitimate chance that for that game in Buffalo,
they play Cleveland this weekend, two feet of snow.
Hell no.
There is a legit chance that may happen.
It's not in a dome there?
No, dude.
Buffalo plays outside.
Why?
This was years ago.
I don't remember when.
But there was a time where two days before the game, there was so much snow dumped on the city that the field, I believe, was like two or three feet deep in snow.
And this is when they were bad.
They paid people, gave them a couple free tickets to come out and help them shovel off the stadium.
Jeez.
It was that bad.
They're that hardcore?
Yeah.
I do it for free tickets.
Yeah, I do it.
Did you see?
Oh, you don't have a heart attack
um here wait look who you're talking to come on man you just said he would shut down an entire
cookie place in tokyo come on don't worry don't worry tyler i'm not in shape at all i should not
be talking yeah we get you a snowplow don't worry um here's here's another thing um xfl they had a draft they currently
have a draft right now as we're recording this now no la team this year but a las vegas team
and i don't think they have announced what the venue is going to be for the las vegas team and
i hope it's gonna be a legion stadium right for them to be taken seriously they have to be at
legion stadium i would think so and also they're going to be working seriously they have to be at Allegiant Stadium I would think so and
also they're going to be working concurrently with the NFL you know and uh they won't be running
their seasons at the same time so I don't see why they couldn't use the stadium it is so bizarre
that every other venue has been announced except for Las Vegas maybe they're just uh waiting to
finalize a deal with them still at this point but I don't see them doing it anywhere else for any other reason
other than Allegiant Stadium.
And they did the draft in Las Vegas, so come on.
Announce it, because I'm trying to be a Vipers fan.
Yeah, I'm double-checking right now.
Still has yet to be announced, which is weird.
All right.
You guys want to move on to some geek news?
Yes.
I think it needs to be acknowledged that there was a passing
in the DC universe
and Brett,
I'm sure you can take it over,
but Batman,
I saw it everywhere,
the voice of Batman
passed away.
Man, this hit me hard.
I don't usually have
celebrity deaths hit me hard.
This one actually did.
So the voice of Batman
for over the last 30 years,
Kevin Conroy,
the Kevin Conroy, Batman himself starting with the Batman animated series through Batman Beyond, Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, the Arkham games and countless, countless different animated movies passed away last Friday.
And it was a giant shock to everybody.
I believe he was only.
He was pretty young, right?
Yeah, like mid 60s.
He wasn't that old, but apparently he was fighting cancer and pretty young right yeah like mid 60s he wasn't that old
but apparently he was fighting cancer and it was just a huge hit to everybody because this was the
voice of like most people think of their batman as michael keaton adam west you know a person that
did it for a few years or a few movies this guy did it for 30 years and he was the voice of an
entire childhood of people growing up in the 90s and early 2000s
that were like we're inspired by these stories we're inspired by these characters they became
voiceover actors it became animators it became uh just anybody in multimedia uh that's where all
these people ended up or just people that were fans like anybody that reads a batman comic they
hear kevin conroy in their ear. Kevin Smith, one of the biggest
Batman fans in the world, his Batman is Kevin Conroy. And I actually met Kevin Conroy a few
years ago. Super wonderful man, super nice. Didn't want to charge too much for anyone for pictures
or autographs or whatever. Showed up as a surprise at a con and just wanted to meet everybody. And
he actually stopped and talked to me and Shasta Cole and my buddy Pugs
because we started talking about Kevin Smith
and how much we loved him as Batman
and how much he meant to us.
And the one thing he cared about the most in the world,
besides being Batman, was his fans.
And so we tragically lost him.
And there will be no other person
that will ever be that Batman.
Ever.
Yeah.
Impossible.
I wonder if we're at that point i mean there's so much audio
of him that they don't need to replace him right you have ai and you have 30 years of audio i'm
sure and if you have cancer you probably kind of think about that will i sign off my voice this is
gonna be oh yeah something that i brought up probably like four years ago on the air and everyone thought I was
crazy. I go, people are going to sign off their likeness and it's just going to be AI, like a CGI
actor that looks just like The Rock. You know who just did that recently was Bruce Willis,
because he has a condition where he's not going to be able to speak pretty soon or do any acting. So his whole likeness, his face, everything,
will be able to be used in movies in the future.
It's insane.
Which makes a lot of sense because if you look at any of the Star Wars projects
of the last few years, especially with The Mandalorian and Rogue One,
they were able to recreate Carrie Fisher's face for a young Leia in Rogue One
or Grand Moff Tarkin in Rogue One or even Luke Skywalker.
Young Luke Skywalker in the book Boba Fett
in Mandalorian, there is no reason
they can't manufacture
perfectly a replica of
somebody's face or even voice like Jerem
Zor-Jones signed off his voice to be the
voice of Vader. So now they have it matched
so they can use him as the voice
of Vader because I don't know if you guys have ever heard any of the
other people doing Vader's voice ever in a video game.
It is effing terrible.
It's triggering.
Nobody sounds like him.
Yeah, it's like a really knockoff toy, you know, from like another country.
You're like, who voiced this thing, man?
So, yeah, I don't see why they couldn't do that.
They couldn't have done it for Hayden Christensen.
He looks so old.
Oh, man.
Why couldn't they do it for him?
They tried, okay. They just, you know, they wanted to let him be. But, you know so old. Oh, man. Why couldn't they do it for him? They tried, okay?
They just, you know, they wanted to let him be.
But, you know, anyways, back up point.
I don't even know if people would want that, though.
I think this was...
Yeah, well, I want to ask you because I know Ravy is super against that kind of stuff.
Are you for it?
I'm for it.
If the people signed off on it, then whatever.
Yeah, I'm for it as long as they signed off on it they're okay with it
or their loved ones are okay with it and
letting their legacy and characters
or roles live on forever
I'm completely fine with that it is what they
would want that is their last wishes and
also if anyone could create an artificial intelligence
of me I want to live forever
so boot me up and put me into the metaverse
and I'll just keep on living that's my
rule that's my dream.
I feel you.
But man,
menace,
this was a hit for like anyone of my generation.
That's like,
we still have everybody.
And this was like the first hit of,
holy crap.
One of our childhood,
like icons is,
is gone.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It sucks getting old guys.
Believe me,
I'm old.
I know.
Just don't do it.
True. Oh, there you go. We'll know. Just don't do it. True.
Oh, there you go.
We'll AI ourselves and put ourselves in the metaverse
and we'll never get old.
Well, that's what the whole TV show uploads about on Amazon.
I love it.
It's about people uploading themselves into the metaverse
when they're about to pass away
or they passed away so they can live on.
It's crazy.
Tyler, have you thought about this just
in case before you go to that cookie place in Tokyo?
We may need you to sign off. Do you want to be
uploaded into the metaverse? I will
sign my likeness up right now.
As long as they have
unlimited cookies in the metaverse.
There's unlimited everything.
Check this out, Tyler.
Since you're here, believe or not,
there's going to be glizzies at the station in about 15 minutes.
Oh, my God.
Can you believe it?
The timing has worked out perfectly.
It's a sign from God himself.
There's probably still burgers downstairs from Wendy's, too.
Yeah.
So double whammy for you.
And milkshakes and French toast
sticks. Yes. Which are delicious
by the way. You guys need a
board off again?
Sorry, Caroline's position's already taken.
That's fine. But you know, we might need
somebody. Yeah, a little backup.
Just give me a little added responsibility.
Can you hit this button
and just run a fader and put it back
down and maybe click
a couple things?
Yes.
Okay, cool.
See?
Monkey can do it.
Easy.
Done.
All right.
Yeah.
Sweet.
Love it.
Okay, I'm going to wrap this up again.
I have a delivery today from Living Spaces.
Oh.
Finally, after a year living in my home, I'm finally going to have a kitchen table.
Nice.
Yay.
Very exciting.
Very exciting stuff, guys.
Where have you been eating?
I have a kitchen island that I've been using but uh this is the kind of stuff you get excited for when you're you're getting old
so now is it going to stay a kitchen table or is it going to turn into something within the first
six months dude okay so it's gonna stay i'm i'm glad that you brought that up I want it to be a kitchen table but the thing that irks me so much
junk mail
that was a lucky guess
why does the mail have to go there
and then I'm blamed for oh you're the one that
puts the mail there no I don't
I might add to the pile
but you didn't instigate it
I'm not the one that initiated the pile
on
the kitchen table.
Damn it.
I hate it.
Be real.
Is there mail on your kitchen table right now?
You should not ask me about my kitchen table.
Okay.
My kitchen table.
All right.
Was a kitchen table for about a year or so.
Right.
And then the pandemic and things happen.
There would be mail on it.
We would have a little basket.
You put the mail in it.
And then, you know, Menace, my wife started her own online shop called ShastaJeansBoutique.com
with two O's because spooky.
And that became literally the sewing assembly.
That's the workshop now.
We don't have a kitchen table.
I eat on the floor.
All right, Caroline.
Yeah, the kitchen table's sole purpose is to hold mail.
No!
I don't put it there. I don't put hold mail. No! I don't put it there.
I don't put it there.
Why?
I don't put it there.
I don't know why.
It's just the way it is.
The hell no.
Wait, do you add to it, though?
I condense piles.
There's multiple piles on the table.
I make sure it's all in one pile.
I'll take out from the pile.
I'll go through, get all the junk stuff out, throw it away.
But it's on the table.
It's on the kitchen table.
All right, Tyler.
I don't even know.
My kitchen table is a white fold-out table.
So there's that.
But I use it to put all my work stuff on it.
And yet there's somehow still junk mail on that, too.
Why does everybody do that?
I don't know.
In the mail, there's nothing in the effing mail.
I pray
one day there would be a check for
something. Nothing.
You know what's one thing
that really makes me mad
about junk mail?
Why do I always get the supermarket
paper in there?
When I go to the supermarket, it's right there for me to grab in the first place.
I've never understood this.
Why are we sending this in the mail?
When it's there.
This is why we're cutting down trees.
Why are we doing this?
It's so unnecessary.
Oh, and especially during the elections.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, dude.
I would get five of the same flyer.
Oh, dude.
So one of my friends in Vegas, shout out to Ray Ciché of the band Dope, he literally
compiled the amount of mailers he got for the election.
I wish I did that.
It filled up his entire kitchen table.
Fall.
I'm not saying I won't, but this makes me not want to vote.
And to stay home.
Do you know what?
Because you're annoying.
Oh my God. I'm not want to vote. And just stay home. Because you're annoying. Oh, my God.
I'm not going to lie.
I kind of knew some of the names, though, solely because of the mail.
Really?
When I was looking at the ballot, I was like, this name looks familiar.
But I don't know anything about them except they sent me so much mail.
You know what?
You sent me so much mail.
It was effective, I guess.
Not me, because I just put my paw into the mailbox, pulled it out like a little raccoon,
and then threw it straight in the trash.
I did not see.
If a candidate sends me enough flyers, on that alone, I'm voting for the other guy.
I'm sorry.
Too many flyers.
Yeah, too many flyers.
Too many flyers.
That's where his money's going.
Yeah, because Tyler cares about the environment.
This went off the rails.
It's a relevant topic, though, to be honest. That's where his money's going Yeah Can't trust him Because Tyler cares about the environment This went off the rails I'm shaking my head Alright
It's a relevant topic though
To be honest
Yeah
We gotta take Tyler
To go get dressed
For the wedding this weekend
We gotta cut out
But
Make sure
It's getting cold
Get some blankets
Blankets by Tracy
That's Eric's
Mom's spot
And I was curling up
With one of those blankets Just yesterday So blanketsbytracy, that's Eric's mom's spot, and I was curling up with one of those blankets just yesterday.
So blanketsbytracy.com.
She spells Tracy, T-R-A-C-E-Y.com.
Blanketsbytracy.com, and she has all kinds, like sports and Star Wars ones
and all kinds of stuff.
I do own a Baby Yoda one, so all sorts of characters,
all sorts of teams, themes, colors,
you name it, BlanketsByTracy.com.
Cool.
And then you have Shasta Jeans Boutique,
which you can get to really easily
by going to your social media,
at St. Bord on Twitter and Instagram.
Yeah, just click the link in my bio.
It's my link tree.
It'll be the first thing at the top
for ShastaJeansBoutique.com
for crystal ball covers, tarot card mats, tarot card holders,
and most importantly, it's the holiday season.
You need some fine beaded jewelry.
Maybe you need some stone jewelry, some crystal jewelry.
Maybe you need some earrings or some necklaces.
You can get them at ShastaJeansBoutique.com
and free shipping on all jewelry items.
Nice.
Right now.
Sign me up.
And thank you again, everybody that stopped by Grocery Outlet in Long Beach and picked up some Diego hot sauce.
DiegoHotSauce.com if you can't make it to a Grocery Outlet or you went to a Grocery Outlet and it was sold out.
Again, you can just get on the website.
I know it's a little bit more.
I know it costs a little bit more than in the store.
It's hard to lower prices on Amazon when you're not a big, huge company.
So I apologize. But if you spend the extra bucks and you get the hot sauce on Amazon,
I greatly appreciate it. We'll try to get into more stores soon. Also, check out our boy,
Joe Coy. Go to joecoy.com. That's joecoy.com. He's on tour everywhere. He has a movie out.
He has a Netflix special out. He has so many things going on.
Just go to joecoy.com.
I got to see Fluffy just recently.
I saw.
It was awesome.
He had a little get together and I had a great time.
So please support Fluffy because he's such a nice dude.
He is also on tour constantly.
He also has Netflix specials.
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Go to sexwithemily.com.
A lot of people in the Woody Show Facebook group, the fan group, which is not run by
the Woody Show, they said they found the Woody Show through Sex with Emily.
When I used to be on Sex with emily daily when i was moving to
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Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave?
I missed the traffic and I missed the smog.
It was beautiful to choke on air this morning.
Okay, sweet.
And not on food.
Love it.
All right, Caroline.
Thanks.
Happy to be here.
Oh, yeah.
It was fun having you in.
I'm part of the show now.
Yeah, it's fun.
All right.
I know your voice now.
I know.
Oh, that's a good point.
I am a real person.
Not just a name.
And I'm sure we'll find out all about you on the Woody show soon.
Love it.
All right.
Brett.
Did you guys get Eric's and Dr. Sunshine's wedding gifts yet?
I have half of it.
Half?
So I told him I was going to get something off the registry,
and I was also going to do something bills-related.
So I have the bills-related part done.
I need to get something off the registry now.
Okay.
You got the bills tattoo or what?
It's not going on me.
I don't know.
I think Spicey Nacho took care of it.
Did you get a tangible item, or are you doing like a monetary item?
I told her to get something off the Amazon list.
Okay.
Why?
I think I'm doing a monetary item.
I was just curious what you guys are doing.
Oh, he wants to one-up us.
That son of a bitch, Brett.
No, I was just curious what you guys are doing.
Maybe I'll one-up you guys.
You know.
Come on.
Going to a football game and one-upping?
What is happening?
Jeez. All right. Well, it's gl and one-upping? What is happening? Jeez.
All right.
Well, it's glizzy time for Tyler.
He's very excited.
We're going to glizz him up and welcome back to California.
That does not sound good at all.
Before he makes the official move back, again, where do you work, Tyler?
Better Sports Network, B-E-T-T-O-R, and then Sports Network after.
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it on ios and android all right sweet we'll see you next week what's new what's new with menace Outro Music