What's New Podcast - Weekend Recap, Losing a parent, Guest Ryan Driller, Prime Day and Sleep
Episode Date: July 16, 2019In this episode of The What's New Podcast With Menace we go over this past weekend, Tyler gives us nicknames for his girlfriend, we talk about losing a parent, Plus we have guest Ryan Driller and we t...alk to Randy about getting better sleep.
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What's new, what's new with Menace.
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace.
I am Menace. I also have Bort, aka Brett. He is an audio expert with The Woody Show Morning Show
across the United States that you can tune in for. Just check out thewoodyshow.com if you want to know where you can hear it.
I also have Randy.
He is a video
food go-getter expert. He is
also a radio DJ
on many fine stations. What stations are
you on, Randy? I'm on Alt-106-1,
Crabb-Bakersfield, Alt-104-9
in St. Louis, and finally Alt-98-7
here in LA. Plus, we have Nick
Soundwave. He is a trusty
assistant of bort hello nick what up do you know what we never bring up is you also work for fox
sports is that yeah i do i uh i produce there for a couple overnight shows on the weekends when i'm
not here it's a woody show he will speak sports with you all day long i do if i'm talking it's
usually about sports yeah usually and then we also have Tyler, the board op.
He runs the boards for the Woody Show
for Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles and Orange County.
Hello, everybody.
So I really want to get into the weekend.
Over the weekend, first off, on Friday,
I went to the All That restaurant.
Now, All That was a TV show on Nickelodeon.
I remember it.
I don't know if everybody else here remembers it but i did i remember it i remember it vaguely because in the early 2000s
there used to be like the teen nick half thing and then also i'd flip back and forth between all that
because it'd be on correct me if i'm wrong saturday nights right i don't know exactly because my
girlfriend was super into it i know that keenan and kel came from it and they had good burgers so
that's where i went it was the good burger restaurant. It's in West Hollywood. You can see a bunch of photos on
my Instagram at Menace on Instagram, M-E-N-A-C-E. My girlfriend was super into the show. And I think
maybe that's her wheelhouse. She's early 30s. So maybe that's where everyone that knows the show
came to find out about it during that time period i was a big nickelodeon
fan back in that day especially because early 30s you had all the cartoons on fox kids you had ktla
was starting their wb kids and everything and then you had nickelodeon was branching out and getting
all the nick tunes and stuff all that was part of snick at night oh yeah they've redone snick so
like clarissa explains it all are you afraid of All of that. And then all that spun off into the Kenan and Kel show.
And then they did the Good Burger movie and everything that followed from that.
And all that was on for seasons.
I mean, Amanda Bynes got her start there.
I forgot about that.
That's right.
Bring the dancing lobsters.
Danny, I forget his last name, from Pete and Pete.
If anyone remembers the Pete and Pete show, he got his restart on all that.
What?
Because everyone forgot about it.
I had this weird fascination with the old classic Nick shows because back when I used
to go to Boys and Girls Club, there's a big old tub of old Sports Illustrated for kids
and I'd go through it and there'd be ads for Snick, Cousin Skeeter.
Is that the name?
Yeah, Cousin Skeeter.
Or stuff like that.
Yeah, that was dope.
I don't know, it looked cool.
That was dope. It looked like a. Or stuff like that. Yeah, that was dope. I don't know, it looked cool. That was dope.
Looked like a fun time to be alive.
Yeah.
So if you want to see the photos, again, hit up my Instagram,
at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.
And then on Saturday, I did a bunch of errands.
So we've been having some earthquakes in Los Angeles and Orange County.
And I said, you know what?
I'm not prepared because I just moved into my new place a couple
months ago so i had nothing in there no extra water no extra food i hit up costco they have
this food box that has a month's worth of food for 60 bucks and then i looked at the expiration date
it says 2048 on it damn are any of us gonna live past 24 feet or two? I don't know. I hope, man. What if the big one hits
and we're not even affected that badly? I know.
I said, well, I just bought all the supplies for
absolutely nothing. Well, then you could donate
it, man. You can donate it or have it on
hand until 2048.
Or put it in your will. Give it to your kids.
They'll be around to enjoy it.
Metis and I were talking about it, about how some people
it's crazy because you have people who aren't prepared
at all. You have like a flashlight, maybe a couple packs of water.
And then you have people who have sheds of weapons, rations, all this stuff.
It's crazy.
Like the differential, one or the other.
Which one are you, Randy?
I'm, I don't know.
He's not even prepared.
We talked about it all.
He's not prepared at all.
Because my mom refuses to let me buy the stuff.
Dude, we have nine animals at the house.
Do you know how much water we need?
I know. Just buy it
and then hide it. I'm going to remind you that
you're 23 years old.
You have your own money. Just buy it
and put it somewhere. Put it in your car.
Done. Easy. Just buy a bunch of
macaroni and cheese. His mom refuses
to let him buy the stuff. At the same time,
I don't think his mom likes that he's probably spending
all his money on video games either.
She doesn't know about that.
Oh, yeah.
This is not like they talk about it.
They're like two minutes in
and there's the first shot.
There's the first shot.
Shot fired.
Tyler is like a little animal
just waiting for the right opportunity to strike.
And when he sees it,
he's like, you know what?
I'm going to turn it not against me for once
and just attack.
Yep, there you go.
Like a viper.
It's as if I hear the top gun targeting noise.
Yeah.
It's all of a sudden like a fat viper.
So that's where it started at Costco.
And then I went over to Walmart.
But let me tell you something first.
What happened at Costco?
Customer service.
What I've been telling you is out the window, out the window does not happen anymore.
I worked at multiple grocery stores when a customer asked me for an item i would walk them to the aisle and show them where it's at or
i would go grab it yeah that's not what happened here i'm going down the aisle at costco and i
look up because i hear a loud pop sound one of their lights went out. They have these huge lights.
So I go up to the worker and I said,
hey, one of your lights is out.
I just want to give you a heads up.
I didn't notice that he's in the middle of the store working,
but he's secretly on his cell phone canceling some hotel for Las Vegas.
And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah, okay, thank you.
So then I look at him.
He doesn't even go and look at the light that I pointed out for him and gave him a heads up on.
So that annoyed me.
But I didn't say anything.
I just left.
Then I went to Walmart because I've been really into buying Clif Bars and trying to eat Clif Bars in the morning instead of eating all the junk that we have here at the radio station.
Like chips and Un uncrustables and
all this other crap so i go to walmart it's a thousand degrees outside so everybody is going
to walmart it's packed no carts zero carts not even a little basket to hold so i asked one of
the workers hey where do we get any carts? I don't know.
They're out going and getting them right now.
Dude, if I was working at the grocery store, I would have to go hunt down a cart for somebody.
Not like, oh, hey, they're out looking for some.
No, you go find one.
I remember those days when I was at Ralph's.
We had this rule.
If there were more than six carts out stranded in the parking lot, you had to go out and clear the whole lot.
Everything was gone.
Everything was gone.
I had this discussion actually a few weeks ago about this exact topic.
And the thing that came up, I came to a conclusion.
I honestly genuinely think the reason why people are like this and customer service is like this is partially because of social media.
I feel like everybody wants to be something huge and big that they can't accept that this is your job. Like this is a hardworking job. And some people just don't care. Like the way you
mentioned how people would take you to the aisle. I'm maybe I'm just too young. Customer service
has always been, oh yeah, just aisle 15. Randy's over there. Randy, just go pick up the damn carts.
Just get out there. Go pick up the damn carts. Go get a part-time job and pick up the damn carts. Just get out there, go pick up the damn carts.
Go get a part-time job and pick up the carts for minutes.
What are you here for?
I'm here to save your cart corrals.
In a weird way, I'm happy that you brought that up because I know it's talking about humbling yourself.
I know a bunch of DJs out there,
they refuse to go get other jobs
to pay their bills in the meantime
to try to get one of their DJ gigs back.
Right. So that happened to me. I was working on a top rated morning show in San Francisco.
I got fired. And what I did was I went and worked at Fry's Electronics. Again,
we've brought this up before. And I went and sold televisions and people would recognize me or like,
hey, aren't you the radio DJ? What are you doing in here selling TVs?
And that's what I'm telling you right now
that I will never go broke
because I'm not afraid to go work.
Some people, like you said,
they have an ego
and they think they're too big for a certain job.
No, man, I will go work.
So I'm not afraid anymore.
That's why you gotta,
Randy sometimes is a big pussy.
I was waiting for you to get into that.
What did I do now?
Don't be afraid.
Dude, don't be afraid.
No, I know.
Because I know you're a hard worker.
As long as you're willing to work,
you will find work.
Yeah, I've come to the conclusion
via you and Brett
that I can't sit down.
I need...
If I don't have something to do,
I fall victim into my own stupid habits and stuff
and I end up dozing off or whatever.
Like I need to have a set goal.
And I totally agree.
I was looking for a long time,
looking into getting a second job.
But, you know, I just, I don't know.
I feel like maybe I can't find the right fit.
My thing is I just don't want to go back to fast food.
Like I'm cool with it.
I respect people that do it. It's just I have such bad memories of fast food. I'm cool with it. I respect people that do it.
It's just I have such bad memories of fast food.
I'm afraid I'm going to end up there somehow.
Well, you can find something.
I know.
I just have to work harder and find it then.
Look it, brother.
I'm never going back to delivering pizzas or dishwashing at a pizza place.
Yeah, me neither, but I'll find something.
Yeah.
I will be a clerk at a store anytime.
To be completely honest, a little confession time.
Three weeks ago, I found myself in front of a fish restaurant going in for an interview.
And I stopped in front of the doors.
Yeah.
And I was just, do I really want to work at a fish restaurant?
Yeah.
And serving fish and wearing a hat.
Did you go through it or you turned around?
I turned around.
I was like, I mean, that's fine.
That's fine.
I turned around and decided that if I'm going to do a second job, I'm going to do something
where I can really test myself.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Was this fish restaurant Long John Silver's?
It was not.
Oh, damn.
I was about to be really upset that you skipped out on it.
How crazy would it have been if you guys were like, oh, we're going to go hit up a restaurant.
Oh, I can't make it.
I got to go do something.
You roll up and it's me and a fish yes we need that we need that right now so that
was friday saturday now sunday i had a fly to san francisco yeah to pick up my dogs because every
time we go on vacation i bring my dogs to san francisco to stay with family. Dude, because of the weather, all the airlines are
jacked. And especially because all those planes got grounded. Now they're canceling flights like
crazy. So I was supposed to get on my plane at 8.30 AM. Ask me what time I got on my plane.
What time did you get on?
Noon.
What?
Noon. So I get on the plane at noon. It was fine because I got to my plane. What time did you get on? Noon. What?
Noon.
So I get on the plane at noon.
It was fine because I got to work in the airport.
I had my laptop on me.
Get to San Francisco.
I was in San Francisco four hours.
Within that four hours, purchased a couch.
That was cool.
Shout out to Living Spaces.
Yeah.
I did see you. I was able to have lunch and go to living spaces, get a couch,
and then drive to Oakland and get on a plane,
which was supposed to leave at 4.30 and didn't leave until 7 p.m.
What a baller move.
No.
I'll take this fridge over here.
Thank you.
I did see you posting on Sunday,
and I remember you told me on Saturday what your schedule was,
and then all of a sudden it looked like everything was shifted
about three hours to the right.
I know.
No, because Menace told me his plans for the weekend,
and I totally just brushed it off, not thinking.
And then once I saw his story, I was like,
he flew to the bay for four hours, and now he's flying back.
Mm-hmm.
Whoa, that's weird.
I don't know.
That's weird.
I find it so strange.
Well, it would usually be like somebody else's errands for the day
where they drive around
for an hour or two.
Menace just flies up north and hops on the jet real quick.
He doesn't run around in the Bay Area and then comes home for his bedtime.
No big deal.
Dude, baller DJs that I know, they would fly to different cities every day to do an air
shift and then come back.
That's wild.
It's like, you how how we would drive 40
minutes to get to say valencia or something like oh that's where i gotta go menace is just i'm
gonna take this quick jet get to the bay be back in four hours yeah the same but different that's
cool i don't know i i find it so fun when i wake up in one city and then go to sleep another it's
a stupid thing i don't know no it's a trip though when you wake trip no no it is a trip when you wake up you're like wait a minute where am i again because sometimes you get hammered
the night before you're like wait i don't even know where i'm at right now it's so weird i remember
one trip i had like i flew from la to dc in one day and i just started my new job at the grocery
store right so i'm in the hotel room so i open the window and i look outside i'm like oh that's
the capitol building that's right i'm not home i'm gonna i'm gonna close the window and just go back to bed
yeah all right did you bring your uniform with you i did not that was that was me when i first
started interning slash working here it'd be the weekend and i my mind when i first wake up
wouldn't differentiate oh it's the weekend today oh yeah, yeah. So I'd wake up. Yeah, I would run into the shower and I'd go, wait a minute.
It's Saturday.
Sweet.
And then I would go back to bed.
That's happened to me a bunch of times.
Mom's yelling at me.
What are you streaming for?
I'm late.
It's Saturday.
He still does that to this day.
Yeah.
I do it maybe once a year.
Now, let's talk about it, guys.
It's been a weekend now.
Tyler has a girlfriend. How's it been going, Tyler? It's been a weekend now. Tyler has a girlfriend.
How's it been going, Tyler?
It's been going so well.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Thank you, buddy.
Wait, you know?
She hasn't dumped you yet.
No.
Hey!
So let me ask you.
I forgot to ask.
What is always a big deal in Los Angeles?
The distance.
Because we'll get into
randy how far he drives every all the time for his girlfriend which is insane what's the difference
between you and your girlfriend the distance the distance exactly one mile one mile in the way
dude you did it right it's really trippy like we both talked about it it's really trippy how
apparently for the past 16 years,
we've lived one mile from each other, and we had never met.
No way.
It was kind of freaky.
Did you go to the same schools or anything like that?
Went to rival schools.
Really?
Yeah, so never even crossed paths.
It was weird because we were talking about it during our rival football game
my junior year.
I was on the field uh one of the backups she's on
the other side in the stands and like we're there at the same time but you never met each other it's
weird crazy i have to ask a question in the conversation that you two had did you mention
any snarky remark because she went to the rival school oh no she did that oh she did she did that oh wow okay sounds like a match made
in heaven i know wow so where i where i live in whittier um lacerna and cal high are rival schools
that absolutely hate each other yeah so i mean it can get a little heated between like you know
friends and stuff like that you know like a little friendly banner but you know so what do you guys
do over the weekend did you go out on on some dates or go to the movies?
Friday.
Catch some footballs.
Didn't do anything Friday because she went out with her friends,
and that was fine because I slept all night.
I was tired.
Saturday, we ended up going to three different malls.
Yes.
As a favor to my brother.
Yeah.
Malls rule.
My brother is in this baseball league,
and he had to have his official
uniform by uh sunday and he said hey man i need to go to work i forgot to get my hat can you go
get it for me i'm like okay went to three different malls looking for his size and the logo that he
needed and she was cool enough to come with like all three spots it was cool that's awesome what logo was it the tampa bay rays of course it's like some logo that nobody uses and it's
it was like oh god okay now we got that out of the way people have been asking since the last
podcast we brought it up we made you make a list of nicknames that we're going to have for your girlfriend. Now, the one that we came up with last podcast was Van Dodger because she likes Vans, the shoes, and the Dodgers.
My girlfriend, well, my fiance, her nickname is Spicy Nacho.
Do we have anything for your significant other, Randy?
No, he's called Gio.
Gio? Yeah. Nick Soundwave? No, no. No, he's called Gio. Gio?
Yeah.
Nick Soundwave?
No, no.
No, nothing yet.
Okay, we'll get to that.
And then Bort.
Shastacola.
Like the soda.
Yeah, Shastacola.
Now, we asked you to make a list of names.
Do you have that list?
I do.
I will give you, oh, I will let you guys know that.
Okay, we're gonna vote these are
muffins snuggle pants we're gonna vote oh which one is the best nickname and that's the one we're
gonna stick with okay i'm going to say one thing before i say these nicknames all right i have one
that i personally really really like do not all right don't tell us okay one. Okay. I won't tell you which one. Don't. Don't. Okay. All right. Number one.
Number one, one of her favorite villains is...
No, no.
Just the name.
Tell us the name.
Then you can explain.
Okay.
Number one is Harley.
That's number one.
Okay.
All right.
Just Harley?
Just Harley.
Okay.
Okay.
That's weird for me because my friend this is gonna sound weird but my friend's
dog name is harley okay so we're rolling that out
i mean i'm also gonna say i mean when you say harley i think of davidson so i'm like you know
okay well that's okay what's the reasoning real quick what was the reason behind that uh one of
her favorite um cartoon movie villains in general is harley quinn and the joker okay so i figured like okay harley that kind of all right um we're out on
that one second one was dead yeah doa the second one was daisy there's that one dude this is a trip
oh my god my friend his other dog, his name is Daisy.
Okay, so that's out the window.
That's not happening.
Hold on.
Hold on.
So people don't think that I'm lying.
Let's call that effer right now.
Let's see if he picks up.
Hold on.
Yeah.
What up, dog? What up, dog?
What up, dude?
Hey, real quick.
What were the two names of your dogs?
Harley and Daisy.
Dude!
See?
What's...
What?
Menace.
Thank you.
What's your homie's name?
Josh.
I guess we have to call her Josh now.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's not happening.
Well, swing and a miss
so wait hold on
I'm recording a podcast
what are the odds
okay
alright now that's out of the way wow okay
what's the next one
okay the next one is either
D or DD
double D? that's two
okay then we'll just go with D.
D.
DD's fine.
Shut up, Randy.
So, D...
D's cool.
DD, I think, is a little bit better.
Okay.
Okay.
I guess that's all right.
No, no, no.
Like...
I mean, D kind of sounds simple and kind of like...
D.
Oh, this is my boy Dee right here.
Yo, what's up, Dee?
How you doing, Dee?
Yo, what's up?
You talk to Dee today?
But then Dee Dee, all I think is double D.
So now we got a Harley.
Dee Dee.
I like Dee Dee.
So, okay.
I mean...
Do you want another reason behind that one?
I was kind of hoping along the lines of some funny and witty, you know, not legit names.
Oh, here's Sandra because her great grandmother was in it.
What's the reasoning behind it?
The reasoning is this one, a lot of the things that she absolutely loves and really, really likes happen to start with the letter D.
Okay.
So Dodgers.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
You can't lob that up like that.
Oh, come on.
The whole room just. Come on. You can't lob that up like that The whole room just
You can't lob that up
Did you see
Four people's brains
Oh stop
You can't be disrespected like that
She's told me that she loves ducks
So I thought
I never said that any of these were good
I'm terrible at this
Did you know that she likes dog ball?
Look.
Wow.
You know, she really...
Wow.
She's not even getting...
Okay.
You're not even getting, like, the why we're all laughing.
Yeah, we get the things she likes deep.
Like, that's the jokes there, not the reasoning behind your...
Oh, I know.
I know.
Jesus.
I know.
H, man.
She does.
She sure does love the state of Delaware.
Notice, why isn't it T?
I mean, aren't, you know, stuff she loves?
I mean, come on, man.
You are her boyfriend.
I see.
But here's the thing.
What is my nickname on the show?
Starts with a D.
Oh, wow.
All right.
True, true.
I think you're going to pull the trigger and insinuate she loves you already.
All right.
Do you have any more?
Or is that it?
Are we dried up?
The well is dried up.
I had one more.
Okay.
Let's hear it.
It's just icy. Icy? Yeah. dried up. I had one more. Okay. Let's hear it. It was just icy.
Icy?
Yeah, icy.
Icy hot?
No, like icy.
Like just I and C.
Because, okay.
Is she a wrestler?
Hold on.
I don't know.
I want to hear it out.
Go ahead.
Okay.
The first time we ever met up, we went to Baskin Robbins.
So ice cream, icy.
Icy?
Yeah.
It's simple.
So we have Icy, DD, or the OG Van Dodger.
Yeah, Van Dodger's not happening.
That one's out the window.
Okay, Van Dodger's out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on.
Who made you king?
Come on.
I mean, we can leave it up to the listeners.
It's a democracy here.
I think so, because you can come up with something bad insinuated from Icy as well.
As if I would slurp her or drink her like an Icy.
You know, global warming is a hot topic right now.
I'm going to come after you.
Global warming is a hot topic.
We're losing ice.
So you're insinuating you're going to lose her?
I don't know, man. I'm going to you're going to lose her? I don't know, man.
I think.
I'm going to come after you too, right?
I don't know.
I'm giving a Tyler-esque explanation of something, you know?
Hold on.
DeeDee?
Are we going DeeDee?
Because he's out on Van Driver.
Van Dodger.
I like Van Driver.
Van Driver.
That's better.
Van Dodger.
DeeDee.
I think we're going to have to go back to the drawing board, man.
This is going to have to go to another podcast.
Okay.
My petition is, being that the listeners now know things about her, know a lot about her,
her likes and whatnot, maybe if they give some suggestions, maybe if they give some
names, we can put that into consideration along with next week's ideas.
Okay.
Okay.
How about we put it up on the what's new podcast instagram page okay so what's
new pod at what's new pod and we'll say what should be tyler's girlfriend's nickname and i'm
sure they'll come up with something great i like it i swear if someone comes up with the name
tacoma i'm gonna punch you in the face. Tacoma? All right.
That was the truck.
Okay, hold on.
I'm really surprised.
Thanks for clearing that up.
Okay, that was the truck that I got my original nickname on
for the lease and everything.
Let me tell you something right now, brother.
If her name is Tundra, I'm coming after you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Also, over the weekend, Brett and I,
AKA Bort,
we met up on Saturday and we shot some new Dildar footage.
And if you haven't seen it,
go check out the Woody show,
Instagram page and click IGTV for the full video.
That was special.
Dildar has his own Instagram page.
Now,
if you want to follow him at Dildar the alien so that's
D-I-L-D-A-R the alien at Dildar the alien follow him on Instagram but to see the video footage you
have to go hit up the Woody show Instagram page and here's a little clip from that
hello my friend how are you I'm fine where are are you? I'm fine. Where are you from? Denver. I'm from Zulcar!
How do you say that again?
Zulcar!
Sounds far away.
Yeah, it's pretty far. Yes, definitely.
Question. What is your favorite beverage of choice?
Beer.
I like...
Have you tried it?
I have never tried that.
All right.
Now, Borg, thank you so much for helping me out with that.
I appreciate it.
But I want to hear about what happened afterwards.
So we shot this video and then he started texting me later that night that you were
at a Tenacious D show.
How'd that all happen?
Oh, yeah.
So on our way back to the station, I got a text from our friend Miles, who does all the
parody songs on The Woody Show.
Yeah.
And Miles wanted me to come by a local bar in the area which ironically i was at the
night before yeah totally obliterated and i thought he just wanted me to go back since we live close
by each other he said no it's kyle gas's birthday bash and there's going to be a secret performance
for tenacious d that's so awesome so i hit him back and i said, sure. When? He said, it started 15 minutes ago.
Get here.
It's filling up.
So we hurried off to the bar, got in.
It was packed.
There was people standing on chairs.
Immediately when Tenacious D started, you know, Kyle Gass has 30 other music projects.
Now, Kyle Gass is in Tenacious D with Jack Black.
Right.
He's the bald guy in Tenacious D.
Yeah.
He's also KG in the Tenacious D movie.
He had 30 other bands.
He even did a Bob Dylan cover band
where he dressed up as Bob Dylan
in full garb.
Tenacious D started,
all the phones came out,
and they did about five or six songs,
and it was bouncing.
It was so much energy in there.
That's awesome.
How can we see footage of it?
You can go to either my Instagram at Skywarp Saint at the broadcast or the What's New pod
at the What's New pod.
Nice.
So that looked really, really cool.
I wish I could have been there.
Thanks for texting me video afterwards.
Oh, you're welcome.
I had horrible reception the entire time.
But the coolest part about it was that Jack Black was getting down in the pit the entire time for every single band so I have a
couple more videos of that but I'm sorry Menace I'm sorry I let you down no no it's all good I
was already in bed laying down getting all these text messages um I did make another call over the
weekend to one of my good friends and we were talking about things going on in our life. And he was talking to me
about how he was struggling because not too long ago, he lost his dad. And he was telling me that
he started getting really depressed and drinking a lot and gaining a lot of weight, but he is
finally turning things around and he's back in the gym. He's cut back on the drinking. And I want to
know, Nick, Soundwave, if this is okay. Just recently
in this past week, you had something for your dad. Yeah. So we actually had a memorial skate
for my dad over the weekend. So I play ice hockey. My brother played ice hockey. My sister played
hockey. So we've gone through years and years and years of like, you know, hockey family, you know,
new waves of people in and out of our lives. Hockey constant throughout our lives so every year we do a memorial game and we
have people who have played with me people play with my brother people who have come in and out
of lives some make it back some don't but uh so we've done a memorial game every year we play at
the uh at a rink out in lakewood that we all grew up playing in we play hockey we we shoot the ish
then we all hang out in a barbecue and have some beers after.
Yeah, I know you probably never get over that, but I mean.
Yeah, no, you never do.
It's tough.
But, you know, it's stuff like that.
You kind of come together and you just kind of have fun remembering good times and laugh about stuff in the past.
And you always see this.
It's crazy to see that many come together and then still think that there's even more that aren't even there.
That I just remember good times and they had a blast.
I remember Ravey one time brought up on the show.
And I don't know, we were talking about something.
And she made a comment.
When you lose a parent, that's something that you're never prepared for.
Oh, yeah, no way.
There's nothing I could tell you to be prepared for that moment.
Yeah, no, we lost my dad to cancer.
And it was a fairly quick process,
probably like diagnosed six, seven months later,
he was gone.
Wow.
So it's tough.
I mean, it's always tough.
And the hardest part is the little things
that'll get you when you're out in the world.
He always wore like a grumpy Disney hockey jersey.
Yeah.
So like I'm out at a Kings game,
and then all of a sudden,
like the same jersey walks by in front of me,
and I'm like pretty much floored, you know?
So I mean, it's tough.
It never gets easier.
But, you know, it's as long as you're surrounded by good people.
And that's why, you know, these memorial games are so much fun to do.
And my mom, you know, she likes to make things as big as it can be.
And she's stressing out about it.
I'm like, Mom, the second you start stressing out about this kind of stuff, it's supposed to be fun.
Bring people together.
Have a good time.
Remember, just laugh, you know.
The second you start stressing, you know, that's not what we're supposed to be doing. So, that's why we do it mainly is to bring everybody together have a good time remember just laugh you know the second you start stressing you know that's not
what we're supposed to be doing
so that's why we do it
mainly is
to bring everybody together
like these are some people
I won't see until the next skate
but we see each other
and we talk
like we talk every day
I heard you even had
an extra guest there
yeah Randy showed up
we played at the rink
so the rink I grew up in
I grew up playing
my brother played there
I played there so we've been going this ice rink for probably I'm 27 I grew up playing. My brother played there. I played there.
So we've been going to this ice rink for probably, I'm 27.
We've been going there for at least probably 15, 16 years.
And his girlfriend actually works there now.
Yeah, crazy.
It's wild.
So I hit him up.
I was like, dude, I have a game this weekend.
This time, this time, come by.
Even if you can't make it, come by, have some food after.
He came by, hung out for a couple hours.
He got a jersey.
Got a jersey.
What?
Dude, I was so salty because the couple next to us won four prizes.
What?
There's prizes?
That's what I told you.
That's why I said my mom likes to make things big.
She has a raffle.
She has blanket giveaways, Volcom hats.
Nice.
So he won a Long Beach Bombers jersey.
A dog showed up.
It's awesome.
Some random dog walked into our barbecue
and was just in our barbecue for a cool 45 minutes.
And then some dude in an SUV comes up.
Is that my dog?
And we're like, yeah.
I hope so.
Nope, Randy's dog now.
He needs a 50th pet.
Yeah, well, next time, give me a heads up.
I'd love to maybe help contribute in some way.
Oh, definitely, man.
Because I can make some calls and get some cool prizes.
I told him my goal is to eventually play at one of these games,
primarily because I want to learn how to play ice hockey
because I love hockey so much.
But him talking about his hip hurting,
I was standing next to the rink,
and because of my knee surgeries, I have screws in my knees,
and the cold air made my knee start hurting.
And I'm just thinking about...
Just standing there.
Not even standing.
He's hurting being in the vicinity
of it
the most physical
the most physical exertion
I did
was stepping onto the block
to like see better
and I'm there
standing there
standing
and I'm just like
this is gonna be
this is gonna be a rough time
he turned to Peter Griffin
ah
ah
damn
but you should see the turnout man
it was
it was fun
it was cool
it was really cool
yeah I would love to
so people go there
And then they can get
Raffle tickets
Yeah yeah
My mom's in the crowd
Selling them
Handing them out to people
Cool yeah
Dude we can
Make this big next year
They had sun hats
Straw sun hats
And I've never won
A straw sun hat
More in my life
Than I was at that raffle
I was like come on
Come on
Sweet
Did you buy water right after
Alright
Then I realized
I had one at home
I'm sure you would.
All right.
Well, we have a special guest, and he looks like he's coming into the room.
He's an adult actor, actor, Ryan Driller, super fan of The Woody Show,
and we wanted to get him in the studio and talk with him about his life
and what he does on a daily basis.
And we love his Instagram page,
at Ryan Diller.
I mean, at Ryan Driller, right?
The R is important, yes.
Dude, it's funny because you're super into the Woody show
and you also, you're kind of,
may I say this, kind of a nerd, right?
Oh, total geek.
Total geek.
Hell yeah.
And I totally love you.
Like, one, you guys carried me. I to drive to vegas all the time yeah so i'd carry you guys as far as the signal
would reach and then i kept forgetting oh the iheart radio app will actually play you guys
yeah streaming through my car instead just going all right comedy central you're on yeah but yeah
and then i'm up at four o'clock every morning getting ready to go to the gym i drive across
hollywood out to uh at the to Beverly Hills to go catch my trainer.
So 545, 530, 545 until 6.
And then 6 or 7 o'clock to 730, 745.
I was super disappointed because this is actually the first time we're meeting each other.
You came out to a couple of our events and I didn't get to see you.
And then I reached out because I just want to talk about how you got, how you got into what you're doing now and your life, you know, if that's okay.
I want to get into it.
Yeah.
Okay.
So could you just tell me about how you got into the adult film industry?
I don't know.
Like it wasn't supposed to happen.
It never is.
Like none of the guys in the industry have the same story at all.
None of us were like handpicked by the gods it's just you you shall perform naked
on film for all to enjoy it was kind of like oh i think i want to do this this seems like fun and
i was actually at the time i was doing radio promotions for a bunch of stations no way
so and all the station all the time was just like oh dude we got to use you
all the time because yeah as soon as the news station catches on, you have a face not for radio.
So and every time I'm not going to lie, I left with a different batch of women every time.
But, yeah, you know what?
You pay the promotions people here.
Yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
Literally was like food.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
So, yeah.
And a bunch of those hookups just said like you know you should be doing that on
film and i was like well i'm retired anyway so let's try and see and i reached out through
craigslist uh and i don't even know how like i showed up out here and started doing the same
thing as craigslist and like showed up on a set and they passed me around and it just it grew to
what am i at 12 years now 12 years later all right i right, I'm the Superman, the Christian Grey, the whatever.
I never have sex with my own girlfriend or wife.
Yeah.
But guaranteed, if it's my stepdaughter, my wife's hot friend,
like, rule the road, don't ever leave me alone with your wife,
according to all of my scripts.
The very first time you're on camera, you're like,
what am I doing right now?
Yeah, it's like, I do this anyway,
but now there's like a lot of people waiting for their lunch.
And this is, whatever.
Can you guys just set up the camera and the mic boom
and just leave?
I've always been curious because on Craigslist,
there'll be jobs.
So it'll go from dishwasher, truck driver,
cam girl in all caps, asterisk, make money fast or whatever, and you click on it.
Randy wants to be a cam girl.
He really does.
That's the goal.
As long as he doesn't go below the neck or above the neck, we're fine.
I was going to give him my hair.
They don't put my face on the scene.
That's what I'm saying.
I get that look all the time.
I'm like, oh, I think I know you from somewhere.
Now, what role would Randy be in?
Would he be the piece of void delivery guy?
Hands down.
The yoga instructor.
The dude at the taco stand on the corner of San Fernando.
They were the one he picks up with the bus.
Well, you know, our buddy Tyler over here, for the longest time, he had the nickname of Fluffer,
which I believe in the industry is a position.
Now, is that a real thing? Is that a phased out
thing? No, it is. Urban legend.
Near as I can tell, it's always been an urban legend. The only time I've
ever seen it has been a giant gang thing
where it's like one girl,
20 guys. So it's kind of like
we threw you out. At least there's someone
over here to help out and do that.
But otherwise, no, it's your scene partner.
It's the only one that'll help you get ready.
Tyler, you're done, man. Your career's over already that's it before it started sorry man yeah well apparently you did
talk into the microphone either so good job okay all right dude i can see it looks like nick sound
wave is in awe of the man you want to aspire to be yeah do you have a i know he's aspire to be
if he wasn't getting married
he'd probably be on the same path i wanted to ask you though so when you're first starting out
i mean is there i mean a family aware of this are you do you speak with your family or yeah
no at first when i got in it was one of those like there's no way this is going to take off
there's no way i'm going to do this like There's no way I'm going to do this.
All the odds are stacked against me.
I can't get an email back.
Nothing seems right about it.
Who actually does this?
This doesn't seem like it's a real thing.
And then I started shooting, and they were like,
yeah, we want to bring you back.
Oh, and we're going to pay you up over here.
Oh, and we want to put you on this site. And I'm like, I know that website.
You want to put me in that magazine?
Okay.
But yeah, and after that point when it started taking off
and I had one friend call me up,
dude, we just, actually it was the DJ I used to work with a lot in Denver.
He was just, you're such a dick.
He's like, you just ruined my night.
Oh, okay.
This is what it's going to be like.
Mia Miley.
And I was like, oh yeah, she's a sweetheart.
And he was like, don't tell me that.
Don't ruin it.
But yeah, so I called my parents
I went home for Thanksgiving
and I sat everybody down
at different intervals
the funny thing was
the rest of my family
was like
you cannot tell dad
do not tell dad
so for two years
my dad and I
played this game
I know you know I know
but I'm not gonna say anything
and my little brother's
like researching everything
he's like
they're comparing your Superman suit
with the real one right now
your sight's even better and my sister's just like I don't wanna's like, they're comparing your Superman suit with the real one right now. Yeah.
Your sight's even better.
My sister's just like, I don't want to hear.
I don't want to hear.
I can't watch this stuff anymore.
Her husband's like, uh-uh, uh-uh.
But yeah, everybody, they took real well. My mom was kind of like, wait, is this one of those naked movies?
Yeah, mom.
She's like, okay, well, are you having fun yeah you're being safe yeah
all right that's all i can that's cool yeah that's awesome yeah so they were cool my dad
it took him a little bit to come around have i changed at all many different things you know
just yeah that's weird that you would think their dad would be like oh yeah high five bro
and i think that's why he let it ride for as long as he could. Just kind of like, I made that.
Yeah, yeah.
I was about to say.
I was like, wow, man.
Yeah.
But yeah, my mom asked one time, she's like, oh, can I come to the award show?
And I was like, no, no, you can't do that.
And she was like, why?
And I was like, well, you know how you said there's some things you know your kids are
doing that you never want to actually know or see?
It was like, they plass that on a giant screen.
They show clips. All the the time yeah and um no yeah your mom's like but i want to be proud of you i want to celebrate i'll let you know i'll let you know yeah now i'm not gonna lie i just had to double
confirm this because i wasn't sure how many times you played superman i did go through your imdb
right now and i did confirm that I actually own
one of your movies
I own Superman vs. Batman
XXX
and I did watch it
going man
this is really good acting in this
I could actually watch the movie
besides that and there's a version of it
with no porn that you could just watch the movie
and it was actually really good
it was amazing I good. It was amazing.
Yeah, so I've played
him seven times.
Jeez, that's so funny.
Seven.
So Superman.
You have beat
Christopher Reeve now.
You are Superman.
I've beat most of
the comic book people
in the mainstream stuff.
There's only a few
and I've yelled at
Axel Braun a couple
times to go keep
shooting me at it.
I'm like, dude,
Robert Downey Jr.
has done it, what, 13 times? I'm like dude robert downey jr's done it
what 13 times yeah come on we need to do 14 15 just to be safe in case it comes back for one
like the record yeah there's a multiverse there's different eras all of them yeah and they you know
like i did the christopher reversion for superman then we did superman versus spider-man um and then
we did man of steel which the fun thing about that costume is that's totally tailored 100% to me.
Though originally it was tailored 100% to Henry Cavill because it's the rejected Warner Brothers costume.
Oh, really?
So we bought it off of them and then kind of did a couple tweaks to it.
Used that for Man of Steel, Wonder Woman, Batman vs. Superman.
And then I think we kind of killed it.
I think at that point the costume was just trashed.
Oh, yeah.
And then there was Supergirl.
I mean, Bort will still take the costume.
Yeah.
We keep auctioning it.
We're trying to.
I mean, if you actually own it,
do you have it like in your place on an actual suit?
For the longest time,
it was just down the street here at the old Vivid building
in like a closet just collecting.
Two of the times I shot it way up in like Palmdale so it's 140 degrees inside this airplane hangar it's
melting oh i'm melting underneath it fortunately that one breed the poor girls are another stuff
that was way worse they're just like sweating everything off board wants to put it on in joe
i mean i could i could be like super boy in it or something, right? I could wear it and start my side career right now.
I actually did remember a question I had for you.
It had to do with your name.
I know there's always the myth of how everyone comes up with their name and porn and such.
But I'm also a big pro wrestling fan.
And I know you have to go through a list of names and see if any of them get cleared or if they work or if other people have the names was it hard to come up with your poor name um no so at the time my uh my license
plate was um ride one or like ride on or yeah but i was always on a bicycle to snowboard anything in
colorado right so i was like oh i'll stick with like Ryan right and drill her yeah Ryan driller
got it so and I just did like a google search with the name just to make sure there wasn't like
somebody somewhere that actually had that name by chance or stage name and it didn't exist anywhere
I've I actually have a question I've always been curious because you see sets and you hear rumors
about sets it's a twofer question number one is there such thing as a porn house like a house
that's just utilized for porn
that like a production company
will buy out?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
A lot of times.
There's a couple places.
Randy wants to live in it.
Yeah, yeah.
There's any openings
around the house.
Tell you what,
they need like a house mom
in those places all the time.
People come in,
they shoot the hell out of it.
They clean up just enough,
but you got to really work
to get lube off of everything.
I'm the custodian, man.
Do the laundry.
Randy, the things
that he's done around here, he'd be perfect for that. God damn it, you got lube off of everything. I'm a custodian, man. Do the laundry. Randy, the things that he's done around here, he'd be perfect
for that job. God damn it, you got lube
on the couch.
And he eats a side gig right now.
I can be the background
custodian, like, aw, man, again.
How did I get on the ceiling?
You see Randy in one of the movies with the mop. He's like,
no, no, you can't, just not the face.
Yeah, deer in the headlights.
Mop guy's back again.
And then my other question was,
do you guys,
do companies ever
rent out actual businesses?
Oh, all the time.
It's like, if you're willing to,
I mean, if you guys
are willing to rent out this studio,
they'd shoot in this studio right here.
I'm willing to do it.
Look, man,
my mom's gone till
the end of the month.
We need something.
We and my buddies
actually came across a video
that was shot at an ice rink that we played hockey at.
It was in the middle of the ice rink,
and then they went to this back room.
Can somebody send us a picture of the back locker room?
I swear to God, it matched up.
This big fathead hockey player in the background.
Oh, man.
I'm not going to wear sandals in these showers.
If you guys are looking for a goth library or something,
ask Brett.
That's got a ton.
I have a genius idea.
They need to do this.
Whoever has extra time that's listening to this.
Okay, they just did this with Stranger Things
where they took like actual photos from Stranger Things
and then they went to the different locations
and then matched up the photo with the location.
We can do that with adult films.
That would rule.
I like it. Anybody just looking for god damn it where's that house well we live i live in the sfv man it's everything
like yeah yeah some of the fun is like go through it's like there's one a couple years ago somebody
posted it's a Lady Gaga video a movie
Legion
I think was the movie
the angels and everything
yeah
a gay porn
a straight porn
and
like just a still photo shoot
for like Clarion or something
all shot in the exact same diner
that's ripped
did Gaga know?
yeah
that's awesome
alright well
Ryan Driller
thank you so much for coming by
and I want to thank you so much
for listening to the woody show and supporting us you've been down for quite a while for a while
yeah yeah you guys i mean you guys are always like my kind of go-to station especially since i moved
out here 12 years ago and and just always been listening like i said it's like i'm up at the
crack of dawn so it's all right cool i actually like this kind of morning show you guys are fun
so fun to listen to thank you first thing in the morning so so do you have a website or are we just doing at ryan driller on instagram and twitter yeah just what is it at
ryan driller on instagram and twitter the only two things that i have so keep it simple just search
ryan driller online yeah look up ryan driller look for the tattoos sometimes i'm not tagged but
yeah it'll pop up thank you ryan for by. That was super fun to talk to you.
Now, I want to ask everybody in the room,
are you taking advantage of Amazon Prime Day
that's been happening in the past 24 hours?
Yes or no?
Oh, here comes Randy, the big spender.
Mr. Moneybags.
I was about to pull the trigger,
and then halfway about saying the word,
I was, ah, man.
What happened?
No, it's okay go ahead share it so
i follow a twitter page called fat kid deals now fat kid deals already you know publishes deals
really great deals and being that it's prime day they're really highlighting the yeah the big super
good deals and so i haven't bought it yet but in my shopping cart is one of those Amazon tablets, primarily because I've been
reading more. I want to start reading again.
How far in are you in on that book that you
mentioned last podcast?
30 pages, roughly. What's the name of that book?
It's called...
I knew I would get him!
I knew I would get him!
It's a book about fixing your memory, and he can't
remember the name. I knew it! I knew I would get them. It's a book about fixing your memory and he can't remember the name.
I knew I would get them.
Son of a bitch.
You know what? It's okay because
I remember the contents of the book
and that's a mother's loss. Brady, good question.
The book is about
remembering things. I know, but I
just look at the title once and I'm like,
oh, hey man, you should check out this book
that I said five times on the podcast.
Yes.
Hey, one question though.
How many pages did you make it through when we last recorded?
Oh.
30?
Well, I was already roughly five pages in, so I want to read before I go to bed.
Yeah.
What's the name of that book?
Whatever.
You know what?
That's the reason why I'm reading the book.
Ask me once I'm done with the book, and then I'm in your face.
All right.
Sweet.
Just listen to the last podcast.
You'll find out, Randy.
Sure, I will.
But in the shopping cart is the little tablet with a stand for $21.
With the fire thing?
Yeah.
Normal price is $60, $70.
It's for $21.
But I remember something that we saw on the show a long time ago, which was just because
it's on sale.
Doesn't mean that's Greg's big thing.
He goes, no, you didn't save money.
Yeah.
You still spent.
You still spent money.
You just maybe spent a little bit less.
Exactly.
But if you had the intention and already purchasing it down the road, might as well save a couple bucks.
No, see, I'm doing right now.
That's the thing, though.
Honest to God, I can't tell you I've had an intention of buying this.
It's just I saw it and I thought about it.
Let's buy it.
Let's make it rain, Randy.
Oh, although I did hold myself back over the weekend
because there was a pretty big Funko Pop thing I wanted to get.
And I looked at it, I thought about it, and I didn't get it.
Which one was it, though?
It was eight or nine.
I think it was nine Funko Pops at Bob's Burgers for about $65.
Oh, damn.
What a deal.
That's actually pretty good.
But I stopped myself, though.
I stopped myself because I told you,
once I fill up my shelf with the Funkos I want,
I'm going to make myself stop.
Hey, Randy, how would you like to buy some of my
Funko Pops? What Funko Pops?
No! No! No!
I'll send you a photo later. He has my holy grail
of Funko Pops. Tyler, are you okay
over there?
I just got something in my throat.
Was it Van Dodger?
Jeez.
You alright? I'm alive. I'm good.
Okay, cool. Did he water?
I think waters would cause that. I know. Jeez. You all right? I'm alive. I'm good. Okay, cool. Did he water? Yeah.
I think waters would cause that.
I know.
Jeez.
Cool.
So Funko Pops, yeah?
I'm stopping myself.
I'm doing the best that I can.
Come back to me next week.
Be a changed man.
Okay.
No Funko Pops.
Dude, our buddy Fluffy, a.k.a. Gabriel Iglesias, was trying to release his Funko, and he crashed
his website.
I know.
I had my dogs on it.
I had people hitting me up. I'm like, yo, blood.
Get it from me and I'll Venmo you.
And the site crashed. Where is it?
Well, the site crashed.
He said the last update I saw is probably on sale now if you're listening to this podcast.
He said he was going to do a relaunch.
A relaunch. And I know he was working
on the website all weekend because it was down.
Still, that many people are trying to buy it.
That's awesome.
You know, I don't know if Randy wants us out here, but he told me and Nick Sandwich something earlier.
This has to deal with him and Funko's and Fluffy.
Apparently, he's a part of forums for Funko's and part of an online crew to find Funko's.
What?
And trying to track them down.
Dude, this guy says he doesn't have enough time.
In fact.
Dude, he's on Discord.
He's the Funko leader.
He's the official Funko guy on the show.
He's on Funko forums.
Like, dude, you're telling me you don't have enough time in the day?
I'm working on time management.
He drove three cities away to pick up a shelf for $10 cheaper.
Dude, that's dumb.
You're spending that money on gas.
I drive a Prius homeboy.
I drive an old monster minivan.
Get out of here, son.
Watch your mouth.
That's what I've been trying to tell people
for years now.
Oh, that deal is across
the other side of town.
I'm going to go grab it.
You still spent money to go get it.
You know you're going to save five bucks.
What was the other deal?
Nick, remind me.
What was the other deal Randy had?
Because we convinced him not to do this one.
Oh, I can tell you what it is.
In the Los Angeles area, Randy said to us
he was going to go to Wilshire to pick up some furniture
for like 1515 cheaper.
It wasn't furniture. It was a big
Ikea frame for a poster I had
that I wanted to display, but I wanted a nicer
poster frame. And the frames at Ikea for
full price was
$20, but the online
was listed as $10. And I
thought about making the voyage because, you know,
my Prius does 54 miles to the gown.
But I stopped myself after I talked to you guys and you guys told me how stupid it was to drive that far.
He was going to drive to Wilshire in downtown LA in rush hour and thought it was going to save him money.
All right.
And time.
Here is another topic that I want to bring up.
Yeah.
That I put down on my notes here for this show.
Randy.
Oh, boy.
Speaking about time management. Oh, boy. Speaking about time management.
Sleep, dog.
I'm looking at you in the morning,
and you're a freaking zombie.
What are you doing?
Are you spending all night up with your girlfriend,
FaceTiming?
What are you doing?
No, no, no.
I've been encountering this the past few weeks
where I lay down to sleep.
Searching for Funko?
Because you look like dog-ish in the morning.
It's after the Funko search. I lay down, and I try to close my eyes, and I try to sleep searching for funko and dog ish in the morning it's after the funko search I
lay down and I try to close my eyes and I try to sleep and yet my mind my mind tells me oh no you're
awake and so I try to close my eyes but it feels like my eyelids are not like slowly opening up
I've been having that I've been struggling with that man dude get a book on sleep dog just get a
book on self-hypnotism that's what you you need at this point. You look like you got hit by a truck.
I probably have.
Bro, I don't think you're doing enough physical in the day
to wear yourself out or wear your brain out.
That's a good point.
I think you're doing enough social media and internet stuff
to keep your eyes occupied.
You're not keeping your brain occupied.
You're not wearing your brain or your body down.
Because also, if you go home, you're not going to exercise occupied you're not wearing your brain or your body down because also if you go home you're not going to exercise and we've discussed this you have to
completely shift the tires in order to go exercise you just got to get out there and go wear yourself
out man you'll sleep i don't know i'm just hoping i i hit that point where i get that vampire
mindset and i can be like brett and sleep an hour and a half no one wants to be like no you have to
be disciplined man it was a struggle for me,
but it's worth it,
dude.
There's nothing at night that you have to stay up for Sunday.
Nothing.
I told myself I'm going to go to bed before 10 o'clock and I went to sleep at
nine 53.
Well,
I laid in bed at nine 53.
I don't know what time it was.
What time are you getting up?
Uh,
my first alarm goes off at three 30.
Is that enough?
I don't trust myself, man.
If my alarm goes off at 4 or something happens.
Do you have energy?
Yeah, I have energy sometimes.
Sometimes?
I think I have to agree with Brett.
Maybe I should just be like a dog and just tire myself out throughout the day.
So by the time it's time to go to bed, I have no energy to stay up. Are you doing big naps
during the day? No. Well,
actually, during the
weekdays I have,
I mean to take an hour nap,
a half hour nap, and end up taking like a
four hour, five hour nap. See?
That's what messes you up.
It's messing me up, man. Nick Soundwave, you've done
overnights. Yeah, I mean,
yeah, so I, that, yeah, my overnight on the weekends,
they kick my ass.
But no, I'm in bed.
I'm in bed at 9.30 every day during the week.
Discipline, man.
9.30.
And even if I'm not falling asleep,
like I'm laying down, like winding down at 9.30.
If I don't, if I'm not asleep by 10,
and I start, I get mad at myself.
Like when I look at my watch and it's like 10.15.
Bro, stop it.
So I'm trying to unwind start brushing my teeth
get my process going at my my my uh my fiance has an alarm that goes off at every day at 8 30
and i swear it triggers me into like okay go to bed mode it's like that prep my coffee for the
next day start you know turn off the tv screen time goes down because that'll affect you too. You have to. So 9.30, try to be in bed every day.
TV shows can wait.
The internet can wait.
You know, there's nothing.
Your Funkos can wait.
Your Funko sex form can wait.
Come on, man.
Your life primarily revolves around social media because you have to.
It's for your job.
What time is your cutoff time where you just decide, okay, no more social media no more phones 8 p.m 8 p.m 8 p.m but i get
up a little bit earlier than you do right for no i mean like relative to what time you go to bed
do you stop half hour before you go to bed or social media yeah up to the second i go to bed
but i know that i have to go to bed at that time that's the time that i have designated to go to bed my girlfriends or fiance it's hard isn't it yeah it sucks i don't like this in between
title thing it's stupid yep but the the thing is she tries to keep me up and talk to me about
some stuff i'm like talk to you tomorrow about it. That's it. Tell Chimmy.
Yeah, tell Chim Chim, my dog, and Truro that y'all got to wait till tomorrow
to talk about what kind of treats you want the next day.
All right?
Okay.
No, I'm going to set a goal.
I'm going to go to bed tonight.
Well, for the rest of the week, really, on time.
I will.
Here's another thing, too, that, you know,
I've brought this up before.
Yeah.
In other ways. You know, people bring in opinions on what you do or whatever.
Also, other than your mom, no one pays your bills, right?
Yeah.
They don't pay your bills.
So taking up your time over unnecessary bull crap to keep you up. So you're a zombie.
The next day is not worth it.
It's not worth it.
I just want to throw that out there.
Yeah.
Menace has that great mindset.
I'm trying to get there where I just don't give an ish on what people want
or what people say.
It took forever for me.
Just recently,
just recently I started blocking people on Instagram.
People that pissed me off.
Screw you.
I don't need it.
I don't need you block because I've saying to me. I don't need you.
Block.
Because I've been so, I think I've been so, I've been programmed by social media that if you block someone, you lose almost.
Or you're the loser in the argument or whatever.
Because that's how they pay you.
I don't care.
I don't care.
And I got that because somebody mentioned how, of course, Randy, what does Randy know
about soccer?
He only knows about hockey, the white man's sport.
I'm like, dude, go F yourself.
Block. Randy, you know how many people I've blocked on social media? Thousands. Who cares? What does Ray know about soccer? He only knows about hockey, the white man's sport. Go F yourself, blocked.
You know how many people I've blocked on social media?
Thousands.
Who cares?
That's the move, man.
I do nothing for you.
That's the move.
But seriously, man, I know it looks like that I'm a vampire
and somehow I get through this easily every single week,
but I know every day I have to take a long nap during the day
and I have to get my two hours at night.
That's it.
I have to get that two-hour nap at night. So I'll get five during the day and i have to get my two hours at night that's it i have to get
that two hour nap at night so i'll get five during the day two at night equals seven i'm good but i
have to do it all right guys well i'm looking at the clock and i'm gonna have to wrap this up
but it was so much fun doing this podcast especially when we had our special guest
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Randy, you're on that podcast too.
Yeah, I am.
I'm like a podcast chameleon.
King of podcasts.
Big shout out to Emily with the Sex with Emily podcast.
I've known her and have done the podcast with her for a number of years.
I haven't been on there for a year, though, because I am a loser.
But make sure you check out the Sex with Emily podcast at sexwithemily.com.
Also, big shout out to the Triwub podcast.
If you live in Des Moines, check out the Triwub podcast with our buddy Alex Mack.
That's Tri-O-W-A.
And, of course, the Joe Coy podcast,
It Rules.
I was just listening to it the other day.
It is so funny.
And if you're an upcoming comedian,
I'm telling you,
this is the podcast to listen to
because you'll get super inspired.
Even if you're not an upcoming comedian,
it's a great podcast to listen to
just to get motivated in life in general.
Shout out to the Matt and kim podcast they rule love
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And Ryan Hoppy with the Hoppy Hour.
He has interviewed hundreds of DJs around the country.
And if you want to be a radio DJ, I suggest you check out his podcast, the Ryan Hoppy Podcast, the Hoppy Hour.
The dude.
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