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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
We are joined by our friends Eric and Randy who are coming to us live from downey california also over yonder in
whittier california is our boy heavy t aka tyler what is up tyler how you doing you're good i'm
doing pretty good okay thank you for that energy we appreciate it also our friend julianne who
joins us every week will not be on the pod today because she just recently had a baby she was on
our last podcast four days after having a baby and uh of course you got to do checkups and things
like that eric also as well just had a baby and he's going to be joining us very soon sorry last
week we did not have a podcast episode because i was in pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, which was awesome.
I'm going to recap a little bit of that.
But of course, I'm sure a lot of people are tuning into the podcast right now and are
thinking, what the heck is going on with the Woody show?
Ravy is no longer with the Woody show.
And I'm just going to say a few words and everything that could be said has been said
by Woody.
Yes. So if you want to recap
that the past couple episodes i would say what monday and tuesday i would say monday is specifically
for the announcement and then tuesday i think gives a better broader description of what could
be said for av so if you want to skip over monday go to tuesday job i think like some things i could
say that maybe weren't said just yet but uh wo he did address saying that she was going to be on the show this week with us.
Right.
Did not happen.
And then we're going into vacation.
So you're actually going to hear a lot of Ravey because we're doing our best of show.
So it was probably she was going to be on this week with us.
We were going to go into best ofs and then we're going to come back.
That's all we could say right there.
Yeah.
And then Ravey wasn't going to be on the show.
She currently still works for iHeartRadio.
Yes.
Yeah, we said that.
Yes, confirmed.
That is pretty much it for now.
So if you want some Ravy,
she's going to be on the air
with best ofs of things that we've done over the years.
Yes, you will hear Ravy on the best ofs of the Woody show
during the July 4th break,
actually starting Friday.
So you will hear that if this is Friday and you're listening to it or if you're not listening to it next week
you will hear ravey yeah i think everything that's been said that can be said you know the only thing
that i would add because everybody goes down their weird conspiracy rabbit holes which are wild by
the way i know like reddit's wild twitter is just angry and violent. And then Facebook is also a bit of a rabbit hole.
But, you know, everyone's like this person caused this.
This person caused this.
I hate these people.
This person wanted this person's spot.
The thing that we can say about is we are still friends with Ravy.
Yeah, I was talking to her yesterday.
We love Ravy.
Ravy, if you're listening to this, we love you very much.
It's been a pleasure working with you for all the years that I've known you um even the years that tyler knew you i know uh but yeah i
invite her to come hang out with me this week while we're on vacation so that might happen i
doubt it because where i'm going it's a thousand degrees and you know she's not a big fan of heat
oh no she hates it and to furthermore that when everyone goes this person hates this person this
person hates this person that like i get it it's like the wrestling fan mentality where you're like
triple h and the undertaker hate each other yeah they don't like each other they got that one
booted out of wwf and you're like i get it you guys hear us on the air you hear our arguments
you hear you know specifically ravey and you guys and everything and they come up with these
you know weird ass wild you know ideas
and theories but the thing is at the end of the day everybody that works with each other and has
worked with each other on the show 95 of the time are all friends and we're still friends to this
day yes minus a couple people like i hate sea bass that's 100 tyler hates sea bass 100 yeah you
know that's true there's a couple other people that maybe we don't speak to
On a regular basis
But like everybody on this podcast
We're all friends
It's all good so tune in all this week
To the Woody Show
And a really good thing just a heads up
If you don't know the best part is
Tune in at 8 10 AM
All this week if you listen to us on
Alt 98.7 because we're giving away $500 gift cards to Target.
Oh, yeah.
And we're doing a $500 giveaway on our Instagram,
at The Woody Show on Instagram right now.
So if you're tuning in for some Ravy content,
that is pretty much everything that we can say about that.
But I will tell you this.
Being in Pittsburgh last week was pretty fun.
Ravy did take me out to the North Shore of Pittsburgh, say about that but i will tell you this being in pittsburgh last week was pretty fun ravey did
take me out to the north shore of pittsburgh and i got to go check out the mr rogers statue i don't
know did you guys watch that i put it up on my instagram eric tyler did get a chance to see it
what was your reviews because the reason i posted it was there's been some mixed reviews on the
overall look of the mr rogers statue i saw the statue
it's fine um it's uglier than i thought it would be i think like just the jaggedness of it looks
really weird it looks unfinished is what i said in the video it looks i think it would have been
better if it was just like a smooth out statue like looked a little bit better that way this is
the jaggedness i know you're trying to get like the artist style in it it
doesn't really work for me but i mean it it looks okay it's like i said it's fine yeah eric i know
you're busy with a child so you're not on the internet constantly but at menace m-e-n-a-c-e
if you haven't seen it eric what are your thoughts to be honest i just kind of clicked past it i i
saw the story no clue who it was so you're talking talking about it. I was like, oh, that's Mr. Rogers. So I just went back and kind of got it.
That's Emperor Palpatine, right?
From Star Wars. That's Mr.
Rogers. Thanks a lot, Eric. I'm
liking all your baby photos. Sorry, man.
You know, when I get time on social media
now, it's just like a click through blur. It's like
I got five minutes to stare at my phone and
Mr. Rogers did not stand out to me. I'm sorry.
Wow. Hurt my feelings.
Not to spit off. I know.
This is actually going to be.
I do feel really bad about this. Very hurtful.
Is this where I ask what you have next?
Or should we just cut to wellness check on Eric?
He sounds a little beat down.
You sound defeated, dude.
We can get into what I go into next.
But you sound a little not rested.
No.
Well, yeah.
I mean, I'm tired.
Obviously, I'm tired.
To be honest, I totally forgot we were podcasting today.
I sat down in the middle.
I totally forgot. I got your text like,
oh, you got invites. I was actually kind of working out
for the first time in two weeks.
I'm like, oh, crap.
I threw my podcast stuff together.
I caught the tail end of the ravey stuff.
You hit me with the Mr. Rogers statue.
I'm like, when did he post the Mr. Rogers statue?
It's been quite the first couple minutes for me.
What you're telling me is that it took you having a baby having a dog and all these
Unslept hours to finally become Tyler with your memory to slow down. Yeah, yeah
I don't know if you heard Daisy barking actually I had her like plugged in my mic and she barked right away
Oh, no, I heard it. I heard it. I just disregard it
But no that's fun having a kid is a blast yeah yeah got pooped on again this morning
somehow somehow my my son knows when i'm the one holding him yeah he loves to crap when i'm
holding him nice yeah like i like i cup his butt so i like a whole like a football almost yeah
it's like when he was my hand when he craps into my hand like it's pushes it up the back
shoots it out the back of the side.
I've lost two pairs of shorts.
Luckily, this one didn't get on me, but it shot up his wound.
I was cleaning that up this morning.
You're really selling it, Eric.
You're really selling it.
It's a blast.
Fatherhood.
Awesome.
That means he feels safe with you.
Yeah.
That's true.
I didn't have a good time when I was hanging out with Bert Kreischer for the Fully Loaded Tour.
That's the whole reason I was in Pittsburgh, by the way.
Well, the whole, you know, Woody show, myself, Ravy, and Woody.
I was inside PPG Arena for the Fully Loaded Tour, which Whitney Cummings was there.
Tony Hitchcliffe, who has exploded.
I mean, he's already been huge with the Kill Tony online.
But, of course the tom brady
thing pushed him over the edge and now everybody knows who he is he absolutely killed it pbg is
where the penguins play and it was a little chilly inside eric and i was i was thinking about you
when i saw all the hockey jerseys everywhere because they were all from high schools and i'm
like there's that many high schools in the area to have this many hockey jerseys,
but they go hard for that hockey there, man.
Yeah, you get up to that part of the country
and high school hockey is huge.
I think the Minnesota Wild do something similar.
Minnesota State of Hockey, I mean, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,
and that area of the United States, hockey's huge.
In LA, they got a little bit of a high school hockey scene,
but it's not nowhere near as big as you get up
into like the Northeast and stuff.
Yeah, the thing with the Intuit Dome for the Clippers,
that's a big thing that they're going to do with all the high school basketball teams.
I think in California, they're going to put it in the Dome.
Yeah, so Eric or Randy sent me a video of that.
I guess there were some reporters and they like walking to the stadium
and he shared like a small 10 second video of all the jerseys.
There's supposedly, I think, seven walls of jerseys.
We saw two and I think there was at least 200 jerseys on it.
That has to be.
Think of how many high schools.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Yeah, I love it.
So shout out to Bert Kreischer.
Thank you so much for your hospitality.
We got to do a bunch of mean greets with listeners.
And after the show we do
the mean greet right and then burt goes to the listeners because burt every single time he does
a show he has a huge after party and there was a bunch of steelers there by the way steeler players
hanging out and he goes to listeners like you want to come to the after party and you should
see these listeners just light up they're like yeah because they're only supposed to really be
there to say hi to burt take a photo and then they were gonna go home right and once Burt invited
them to the after party they were like hell yes and go and Burt goes just one thing talk to anybody
talk to any of the comedians all good just leave the football players alone because if you look at
them a little sideways these guys can crush you.
They're massive human beings.
Yeah, I think I saw Cam Hayward.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Your recap video.
Huge.
I saw him at Super Bowl weekend.
He was sitting next to me.
I felt like a mountain was sitting in a chair.
Yeah.
So it was such a good time.
So thank you to him for that.
I do want to get into everybody's for the July, though.
You guys have any plans?
Anything going down? I am working the fourth the fourth but i'm gonna be off early enough to where i could still hang
out with the fam see some fireworks in the front yard but i mean it's really hard for me to turn
down time and a half like i i really can't yeah i gotta get that paper yeah i need that money dog
i do i need to buy all those hot dogs in Oakland when we go. Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, if you don't know, we're going to an A's Dodgers game August 4th.
And they are the most expensive hot dogs in MLB because they got to make money somehow.
Not off actual tickets.
How much are they?
I don't know.
But that's the fun fact that Randy gave us.
But, of course, you know, Randy always leaves details open-ended.
You know they're the most expensive hot dogs in the MLB.
Oh, really?
How much are they?
And then no follow-up.
That's how Randy rolls.
Quick Randy story, not to get too far away.
He sent us a screenshot the other day with the comments.
It was like a picture of some tickets for sale.
And I was like, what the hell?
And I'm like, what is this in reference to?
You clipped out the game.
Like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Just a little more information, man.
And you avoid these conversations. Like, Eric. I'm like, what you're talking about. Just a little more information, man. You avoid these conversations.
You're like, Eric.
I'm like, dude, don't try to flip this on me.
A little more information on everything he does would just clear up so much.
Did you find out what it was?
Yeah, after seven messages back and forth on why I'm asking.
I'm like, dude, just give us the whole screenshot.
Why do you crop stuff out of screenshots?
It's a whole other thing with him and me.
It's my biggest pet peeve.
Now you're leaving me hanging.
I want to know what game it was.
It was like a soccer game
or something
and he was sending it.
It was a screenshot
of the ticket prices.
Oh, was it the Mexico game?
Yeah, I think so.
I would just what the hell
and I'm like,
what is this of?
And he's like,
why did you crop out the game?
What is this?
The woman, blah, blah, blah, blah,
message, message, message.
Like, well, I'm talking
about the fees.
I'm like, well, then you say,
what the hell are these fees?
I'm trying to figure out what your reference is.
I don't get why he screenshots tweets to send them to people.
He's into mind torture.
That's why I say send him to Guantanamo Bay, dude.
Did I even say it right?
Close enough.
That was actually pretty close enough.
He swapped an N and an M in there.
Send him there to torture these guys.
They won't say anything.
Mind torture.
All right.
Speaking of food,
you guys want to go into some food news real quick?
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Food news.
This is awesome because it's very nostalgia for me.
Now, obviously not at every single,
not every single Pizza Hut in the country,
just the ones where they have sit-down dining,
but they say that the pizza buffet is back.
Yes! At certain locations.
Already in Hawaii,
New Hampshire, Tennessee, and
Toronto. Oh, cool. Places that are
not here. Love that. Well, Tyler, I was
going to say that I do drive by one
all the time that's kind of by
Morongo. I don't know what
official city it's in,
but they're definitely going to have it there
because I know they're definitely going to have it because right next door to it, at a couple KFCs, they have an all-you-can-eat KFC there.
What?
Yes.
Look into it, guys.
It's a thing.
I'm about to down six biscuits with no drink.
It's a thing.
Oh, just speaking of chicken, we still don't have the official
date, but just a heads up.
Yes, myself,
Bort, myself and Bort are going to
be at Raising Cane's openings in Marietta
and in North Hollywood.
We'll give you updates. Follow us
on social media for all that information.
Menace, by the way, the Sit Down
Pizza Hut is in Banning,
California. Oh, Banning. Shout out to Banning. Just west of Cabazon. uh menace by the way the sit down pizza hut is in banning california banning shouts of banning
just west of cabazon let's go it's opening soon by the way as in from the time we're recording
this okay let's go oh all right tyler are you okay oh yeah why what why what happened
what do you mean what happened oh i just said oh as in like
excitement like oh what please keep this yes yeah okay all right speaking of pizza there was a top
50 pizza places in america list that was just put out and los angeles only had one spot in the top
10 obviously the other spots in new y York and other cities known for pizza.
Even Portland.
Portland's known for pizza, which is oddly.
They were in the top 10.
But Los Angeles had one spot.
Have you been here?
It's called Pizza-na.
Pizza-na?
Pizza-na?
Pizza-na?
No, wait.
Pizza.
It's P-I-Z-Z-A-N-A.
Pizza-na.
Pizza-na.
Pizza-na.Z-Z-A-N-A. Pizzana. Pizzana. Pizzana.
Pizzana.
They have multiple locations, and they're also open in Texas, in Fort Worth, I believe.
So that is our top 10 spot around here.
But I just want to shout out my favorite pizza place of all time is Round Table Pizza.
Say any different, there's going to be
bows thrown. You know what I'm saying?
I mean,
you know where I stand on this, dude.
It's pizza mania or nothing, dude.
We've already discussed this.
I did enjoy pizza mania. Eric, do you have any spots
you want to shout out? A pizza spot that you like?
No, I mean, I'm not like a huge pizza
regular kind of guy.
What?
I mean, nothing. What? You huge pizza regular kind of guy. What? But not one?
No, I mean, nothing.
What?
You want me to say like Domino's?
No, no, no.
I mean, if you want to.
When I get pizza, like there's nothing.
I mean, the local one in Downey is probably Downey Pizza Company, but I've only been there like once.
There's no like regular spot I go to.
Wow.
Okay.
I didn't know this about you. Shout out Domino's.
Shout out Domino's.
You know, there's actually this nice little local spot in Downey.
It's called Dominio's.
Dominio's.
Oh, I like it.
All right.
It's like a...
It sounds French.
I like it.
Yeah.
Sounds fancy.
Yeah.
I like Little Tony's in North Hollywood.
Or were you about to say that?
I'm sorry, Bort.
No, I completely agree.
I love Little Tony's.
I've been going there my whole life.
So Little Tony's in North Hollywood.
I would also add Pinocchio's in Burbank as well. That's good. I love that one. I love Little Tony's. I've been going there my whole life. So Little Tony's in North Hollywood. I would also add Pinocchio's in Burbank as well.
True.
That's good.
I love that one.
I love that place.
There is a Tony's actually that made one of the lists in San Francisco, the San Francisco
area.
Yeah.
That place is awesome as well.
In other food news, did you see that finally it's here for inflation?
The $5 meal deal at McDonald's.
Thank you.
With free fries Friday.
Oh, yeah.
Let's go.
Tyler will be there.
What does this meal consist of?
That is the real question.
Hamburgers and french fries.
Oh, so we're not even throwing nuggets in their past.
No, I think there is chicken sandwiches.
I didn't look at the whole lineup of the menu, but I heard that there is some beef though.
It doesn't start until 11 a.m.
So a lot of people are upset
that they don't have breakfast items for this,
but just a heads up,
11 a.m. is when the $5 deals start.
So if you're struggling
and you need something to eat that's cheap,
the $5 meals are finally here.
All right.
Did you hear this?
Hot Ones finally released
a vodka, and yes, it's
spicy. Do you want a spicy vodka?
Are you all in or all out?
Pass. Pass? Yeah,
no thanks. Yeah, I'm with you.
I don't like flavored vodkas, except for
one, and I know he's cancelled,
so I don't even think he's involved with the
company anymore, but
for a hot minute, Peach to Rock was pretty good.
Other than that, I just like my vodka straight.
I mean, I've had like Jack Daniels with like a little jalapeno spice in it,
and I kind of enjoyed it.
I didn't think that I would, but I did.
It was nice.
Flavored vodkas were a big thing in college for me,
but now it's just like straight or nothing.
Hell no.
The whipped cream vodka for a little bit at my college parties. Oh, God.
That was so bad. Talk about a hangover.
Oh, hell no. Can we get a good
Eric story on the whipped cream vodka
or the spicy vodkas?
No.
You don't remember those stories. That's the problem.
Oh, dude. That works.
I sent you guys a video on this.
When I was in Pittsburgh, they have a thing
called the beer distributor
because for a very long time, that's the only place you can get beer
because hard alcohol is run by the state store.
It's actually controlled by the state, so you can only go to state stores.
You can't go to the grocery store.
I hate that.
Life outside of California is so stupid sometimes.
It's so bizarre, right?
So, yeah, you can't just go to the grocery store and pick up hard alcohol like vodka.
But they just started a thing where you can get beers at different stores.
But for the longest time, it was just the beer distributor where you can pick up the beer.
And I'll tell you this, pretty freaking awesome.
The reason I walked in is because I wanted to get some Hulk Hogan beer.
Oh my God.
But they didn't have it yet. Oh God.
And I was seeing if they had the 180 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon,
which they didn't have as well,
but they did have such a lineup of different beers and different seltzers.
And I was thinking of you,
Eric,
because they did have some hardcore for Loco there.
The Jungle Juice.
They had a Warheads Four Loko.
I picked up some Happy Dad,
Grape Death Row.
Oh, and they had that Hard Mountain Dude
that I posted as well.
Oh, yeah, the Baja Blast one?
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Which reminds me,
somebody here still owes me one.
Tyler.
Well, so I found out
the Hard Mountain Dudes,
they actually don't sell them in California.
The closest place they sell them is Nevada.
So I did not know that.
It's almost like somebody should drive to Nevada and get me one because he still owes me one.
You know what?
Brett, I have mentioned this on the podcast before.
I am going to Vegas in December.
I will bring you back some.
Merry Christmas to you, my friend.
Willie.
Okay.
We'll hold our breath.
Yeah.
When you finally get it, you can dig up our graves and put them inside the casket.
Okay.
All right.
That's a little mean.
Put it in my hand that has the middle finger at you, like waiting.
Yeah.
I would not be surprised if you actually got buried with your middle fingers up.
That would not surprise me.
Oh, so I did pick up Four Loko, the Warheads one.
It was pretty good. I mean, it tastes Loko, the Warheads one. It was pretty good.
I mean, it tastes like gasoline, but not that bad.
Also, I don't know if you saw that video that I just posted with Greg Gory,
where we did the, you know, you don't know what you're tasting.
You know, you put a bunch of cans in a box.
Right.
And I put a Four Loko jungle juice in there and it wasn't that bad.
I had some after.
It was good.
So if you want to see that video,
at the Woody Show on Instagram.
In other food news, speaking of Mountain Dew,
did you see that they have a special swirl flavor?
No.
Infinite swirl flavor.
Yeah, infinite swirl flavor.
It's a splash of blue hue and pineapple,
only available at 7-Eleven, Speedway, and Stripes stores.
Are you all in or all out?
I mean, I'm all in on anything Mountain Dew.
Oh, and that's the other thing.
Sorry.
In Pittsburgh, when you go to the pizza spot, guess what they have?
They have two liters of Code Red everywhere.
As they should.
Right?
As they should.
Code Red should be everywhere.
If only they would bring back Diet Code Red. I shout out randy for that one i support this and woody loves saying that he
loves going to pittsburgh because he's the skinniest guy there and i can see why you cross
the rockies man it's a different world you go east of colorado it's a whole different world
code red on tap everywhere dude i'd be anorexic yeah i'm telling you you can get everything
and anything there and it's not healthy there's not a bunch of fitness places all over the place
is what i'm trying to say so you're trying to know damn liberals over there either huh
can't tell me what to do about my body's my body actually to be fair it was kind of balanced dude for real oh yeah yeah i mean at least my uber
drivers were there was another thing there that i loved and i think they have locations here but
rally house did you see that it's not a food spot but it's just where you go buy fan gear and they
had everything dude they had like oh yeah i mean the obviously i was there in pittsburgh so they had a
bunch of pittsburgh stuff like the steelers and stuff but i'm talking about like toothbrushes i
bought a birdhouse steeler birdhouse for uh woody's aunt that was pretty cool but it's cool when you
go into stores like that where they just have like every little knickknack for your favorite team i
loved it it's weird because i feel like you see a lot of those stores in the airport i remember i flew into dallas one time and i remember sending a picture
to eric and randy just walking through the airport and there's a whole store dedicated not just to
the mavericks but specifically dirk nowitzki which i've never seen a player just have his own store
it was the weirdest thing.
It's awesome.
Do you feel like we have that kind of stuff around here?
I mean,
obviously there's the Dodgers clubhouse stores, but like a store where you can just like,
Oh,
I want,
you know,
my favorite team toilet paper available where they just have everything
regional specific.
No.
Like if it's LA central,
but we have like pro image.
Yeah.
I would say I've seen like the Raiders pro image. Pro image would Central, but we have Pro Image. Yeah, I've seen the Raiders
Pro Image. Pro Image would be
the mall version of Rally House.
Yeah, but they have every team in there, though.
There's a Raiders version of Pro Image
where it's just Raiders stuff.
I've seen that one. Is that still at CityWalk, or did they
get rid of it? The last time I was at CityWalk
I think was in October, and I'm pretty sure it's still
there. I believe it's still there, because I was at
Margaritaville about a month ago. Damn think it was in October, and I'm pretty sure it's still there. I believe it's still there, because I was at Margaritaville
about a month ago.
Damn right it was.
God, I love Margaritaville.
Jimmy Buffett, Margaritaville, still rules.
It still pops up when you search
Raider Image, Universal City.
Also opening very soon at
11 o'clock. Real quick, going
back to what originally started this conversation, the Mountain
Dew Infinite Swirl.
It looks pretty good.
So it's got a very aggressive pineapple on the cover.
It looks good, though.
Nice.
I love how we go from Infinite Swirl to, you know, merch stores.
And then back.
If you'd like, I could take it back further for a second because I did look up the average price of a hot dog at a baseball game.
So in the top five, four of the california teams have the most expensive
hot dog in the country okay do you have prices yeah the a's are number one eight dollars 39
cents jesus the angels the angels are number two at eight dollars even and then the padres
dodgers and cubs are all tied at 7.99 why, like, the two crappiest teams have the highest prices? That's weird.
Well, again, I guess... Inflation, dog?
I mean, you live in Silicon Valley,
you gotta charge people. Liberals, man. Yeah, them libs.
Yeah, them libs.
That's not happening in Pittsburgh. You don't see the Pirates on that list.
Hell yeah, brother!
That damn...
That damn governor driving up the price of my hot dog.
What happened to the real working man?
What happened to that?
Turned the state to crap. That damn governor driving up the price of my hot dog. What happened to the real working man? What happened to that? Yeah, what happened?
Turned the state to crap.
Yeah.
Taxation. What happened to the blue collar?
What happened to loving blue collar people?
You know taxation is illegal, right?
Hell yeah, brother.
Not my America.
Oh, speaking about baseball, did you see this?
Portland baseball team, the first to sell cannabis at games.
This rules.
So minor league teams.
Next.
A minor league team.
Sorry, I didn't catch the name.
In Portland, they're going to sell like hard weed seltzers.
And not like those pansy ones where it's just like CBD.
Portland pickles.
THC, guys.
For reals, weed seltzers.
California, just do it, dude.
I mean, that would probably hurt beer sales, though.
No, we're going to go back to the prior statement.
That California trying to tax everything.
They can't figure it out.
It's going to be taxed.
They didn't piss me off.
You got to love minor league baseball just because you get weird mascots
and weird partnerships like this and stuff.
The PR release reads, the Portland Pickles are thrilled to announce a groundbreaking partnership with Cycling Frog.
No, nice.
The beverage industry.
Hell yeah.
That's such a minor league opening sentence.
Yeah, it's so cool though.
The stadium the Portland Pickles play at too, it's be straight out like your local city like Little League
Yeah, it's literally just like a shack with some grandstands. So when we gone are we doing that after Oakland? Yeah
What's up? Let's go what a when we go to Oakland will pretty much be halfway there
So it's right guard look I'm sure right when we get off the plane in Oakland somebody
Super shady is gonna try to sell sweet weed anyways kind of bitch thc drinks though
passion fruit lemon which contains two milligrams of thc four milligrams of cbd per gram bro so two
milligrams and four milligrams per can i need a hundo what are you talking about yeah what's what's
what's the uh the one thc drink that has a hundred it's a saint ides ones oh yeah those are a hundred
mils nice and uh sell those guys because guess what your hot
dog sales and your french fry sales and your burger sales are gonna go way up the nacho sales
are gonna be record-breaking for any baseball team in history so much nacho cheese i eat nachos
without getting high too so imagine when i got We are out of nachos.
Guys, are you ready, though?
Moving on to actual sports.
NFL, are you ready to be ready, guys?
You think we don't hear about you now.
When you guys are working during the NFL season, it's hard to get a hold of you.
And now, Eric, you have a baby.
You got a dog.
Are you going to still be alive in the next few months?
We'll see so yeah i'm
working from home right now with the baby i'm doing a lot of like remote work and stuff thankfully i
have like i have the ability to like remote access some stuff in but i just had a meeting yesterday
about kind of what my off-season schedule was looking like into the regular season and it's just
shows every day and it's i'll be around luckily you know my i get one day off a week in the middle of the week
sometimes so I might have to shift to NFL schedule for this podcast but yeah yeah man sleep will not
be had very often I'm sure yeah I was looking at probably games that are go-to and they involve
the Chargers the Raiders and the Dallas Cowboys now all in thanks to us being on the eagle on 97 one the eagle the woody show is now your morning
show in dallas so shout out to dallas and to fort worth we're gonna be out there a ton probably
gonna hit up a bunch of games and that's gonna be fun as well so if you have a friend in the area
or you're listening from the area make sure you tune in to the Eagle. Now get out there for more than just NFL games, dude.
AT&T stadium has like everything.
College football,
Copa America,
I think is there right now or Copa America is there.
I'm sure there'll be there for the world cup in a couple of years.
I'm sure there'll be stuff there for the Olympics.
Oh yeah.
Jerry world is like an epicenter for sports.
I can't wait.
And also Cosm is going to be opening up nearby.
Now I've been talking about
Cosm for months
and it's finally here
this Saturday
within two days.
COSM.com.
They're going to have
their launch party
and it's going to be
with the UFC 303.
And after that,
tickets are going to be open.
You can go see
UFC 304.
So think of the sphere in Las Vegas, but size down to where you feel like you're sitting
in a VR headset.
It's right next to your work, Eric.
I can't wait to walk you over so you can experience it for yourself.
It's going to be so cool.
But tickets are on sale now for a number of events, not just UFC soccer events.
Also, just like things that you can just go there and like just trip out over like nature.
I know, Eric, you love everything nature, just like these different nature experiences
that you can check out.
Cause them rules and they're going to be opening up throughout the country.
And the first one is in Los Angeles, right next to SoFi Stadium, cosm.com.
And then next is Dallas.
I hate to cut this off short, but it is vacation time for myself.
Bort, are you going to be taking any little time off during this time?
Yeah, I'll have like the back half of week off.
So if anyone needs to find me, you'll see me on Instagram at St. Bort.
You can see me post lots of pictures of guinea pigs and toys and me with beer and drinking.
And another thing, are you going to have enough time to surprise us with another Bortcast episode?
It's funny because Tyler texted us in a panic.
Bort, did you just release a Bortcast episode?
Because he thought you got hacked.
I wouldn't even say it was a panic
i was at work and you know like my apple watch went off i looked at it and it says broadcast
new episode i was like i thought he stopped that like an hour ago no three years ago right three
i will point this out though shout out to tyler for subscribing then i know right. Thank you. Yeah. Gotcha. Yeah. Yeah. I did as a kind of a surprise because,
uh,
you know,
to get me motivated is very hard.
And if I hype myself up or if I talk about it,
I'm not going to do it.
So I just felt kind of a,
a passion,
a moment to do it,
to try to support the star Wars fandom and all the toxicity that's happening in it.
So if you want to hear me rant about the toxicity in star Wars,
and then I talk a little wrestling and a little bit of, you know, life advice me rant about the toxicity in star wars and then i talk a little
wrestling and a little bit of you know life advice and perks about being happy in life
subscribe at the broadcast.com oh actually i need to forward that and don't go there right now you
can just search the broadcast it's on spotify apple podcast i heart radio app everywhere you
find podcasts go there and um yeah we'll see if i do it again uh hopefully i do it there'll probably
be another rant in the future but i also like, like I said, I did as a surprise
cause I'm like, if anyone's still subscribed, they might be happy about this.
What is this?
Yeah.
Awesome.
Yeah.
You can go to the woody show.com as well.
And you'll see a little link if you want to listen to it on a desktop, but a shout out
to the broadcast, you know, to get you through this time, because sometimes people don't
like to listen to best of podcasts of The Woody Show.
So you have this podcast.
You can go back and listen to a bunch of episodes.
And now you have a new episode of The Bortcast,
which is awesome.
Thank you.
In the meantime, as well,
if you want to go see a live comedy show,
our friends like Joe Coy,
go to J-O-K-O-Y.com.
He is doing shows all over the country and around the world. And he has
a new special out live from Brooklyn. If you have not watched it, it is so good. It's available on
Netflix. Just search Joe Coy, J-O-K-O-Y.com. I was just hanging out the other night though,
with our boy Fluffy, AKA Gabriel Iglesias. And he is about to shoot his new special as well.
He is performing across the country, getting ready for that.
So check him out at fluffyguy.com.
That's fluffyguy.com.
Oh, I also want to shout out some people I was hanging out with the night before.
They're a band called Falling in Reverse.
Ronnie has a new song out with Jelly Roll and Jelly Roll was there.
And I got to go to a venue that I've driven by
probably a thousand times in the past 10 years and I never gone, but it was so cool. It was the
Saddle Ranch. Yep. Saddle Ranch, by the way, delicious food. It's located in West Hollywood.
Oh, amazing. It's right by the comedy store. So if you're like, you know, killing some time before
you go see a show at the comedy store, I suggest stopping by the Saddle Ranch because the food was absolutely delicious. And it was
super fun. Like people are there doing karaoke. You can just imagine like so many people moved
to Los Angeles to be singers. Where did they go? They go to the Saddle Ranch to do karaoke. So
everyone's like super good at it. Yeah. They still have the writing bowl in there too. Yes.
Oh, that's always fun to watch. They got drinks.
They got breakfast.
Dude, if you get their breakfast, their pancakes are literally like three of Tyler's heads
put next to each other.
So just imagine the size of that.
Yeah.
Another place I also want to shout out before I forget is our friends at Lazy Dog.
As usual, you can go there and get delicious meals and they're helping you out during inflation.
They have all their happy hours.
They have their TV dinners.
They have all these different clubs.
You can join like the beer club that Eric absolutely loves.
Anything new with the beer club with you, Eric?
Or have you had time to stop by or do you send somebody to go pick up your beer now?
I actually got one the last time I was there.
I think it was the America the Brutiful one.
Instead of beautiful, it was Brutiful.
Oh, getting ready for Fourth of July.
That's awesome.
Yeah, America the Brutiful, I think, was what it is.
But yeah, I'm actually going to go to Lazy Dog on Saturday, I think,
with the wife and her family.
Heck yes.
Yeah, go to LazyDog.com.
That's LazyDog.com.
Find a location near you throughout the country.
Again, I was just in Texas for their new opening.
Endless places that you can go check out Lazy Dog.
Shout out to our friends, Man Kim.
They're a band.
You can listen to their music wherever you find music.
Just search Man Kim.
Also go to ManKim.com.
See where they're going to be performing next.
And shout out to our friend, Sex With Emily.
Just go to SexWith emily.com or search
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emily shout out to blankets by tracy just go to blankets by tracy.com the weather is crazy
and uh you know just get ready for it because one day it's a thousand degrees the next day
it's freaking cold i'm always cold for some reason.
Just go to blanketsbytracy.com or just search blanketsbytracy on Google.
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Yeah, I know.
What was wrong with me?
We're rushing to get out of here.
You know, we want to do a little vacation time.
It's been a long week.
I still have an hour of work left.
Oh no.
Damn it.
I mean, they have free food here today.
So that's cool.
Hey.
I'm about to go get that.
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Tyler,
do you have anything to say before we leave?
Uh,
yeah, actually. So, uh, so, so as as you guys have mentioned i've mentioned this before uh i do a
show on monday nights called monday night rants it's me and my buddy edward noise uh just mostly
uh sports stuff you know we do that over there but we have actually just launched a brand new
podcast that is wrestling focused what yeah that's pretty fun so we just had our first episode last week it's called
born to heal b-o-r-n-t-o and then h-e-e-l for instead of h-e-e-l so you're trying to say that
you're a heel tyler explain i've always loved the bad guys a heel is basically the bad guy a baby
face is the good guy that's the easiest way to explain it i've always uh centered more towards the heels i've always thought that was more fun uh we are going to be
recording the second episode later today and we'll have that released either tonight or over the
weekend and like i said you can find it wherever you can find your podcast except for apple we're
working on getting it up there but it's not just you know the one everyone uses yeah yeah the one
but you know what you can go to spotify you can go to soundcloud you can go to
the website which is mondaynightrants.com iheartradio iheartradio uh oh you know what that's
actually a good question i will have to find out about so he did the reverse that i did i did
apple and iheart and then expanded it's such an adventure on getting the actual information i know
he'll like shout out for an hour And then never tell you how to find it
Or if it's available
He just doesn't do a proper launch
Yeah but
But
Unlike Randy at least I know what I'm pitching
Okay so there is that
Thank you
Eric do you have anything to say before we leave
No 4th of July is coming
Make sure you have all 10 of your fingers after it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't be messing around.
Great advice.
Blow off your fingers.
And tell your family I miss them, dude.
I feel like, you know, the baby is keeping us apart.
Trust me, I feel that.
Definitely keeping Julianne apart from us right now.
I know, true.
This is our time.
Yeah, shout out to Julianne and her new baby as well.
Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Yeah, I just want a quick shout out.
I was at Frank and Son's very recently the other week,
and a couple of listeners said that they were fans of The Woody Show,
and they listened to What's New Pod and are subscribed to the podcast.
So shout out.
And then also, I was at the No Violence Festival
over at the Observatory in Santa Ana this past weekend
seeing my boys and Calabrese perform.
Nice. festival over at the observatory in Santa Ana this past weekend seeing my boys and Calabrese perform nice and uh one of the bass players for a band called Chencha Brinchas came up they are a Spanish ska band Mexican ska band and his name is Edgar he also said he's a fan of the way show he's been
a longtime fan of what's new pod subscribe to the podcast so shout out to all of them for listening
and tell all your friends. Thank you guys.
Please.
Just a heads up.
We probably won't have an episode next week again,
unless Boris is available
or somebody is available.
I'll try because
I'm going to tell you,
I'm probably not going
to be sober for a week.
So if I can get it together
and some people are down,
I will have an episode out.
Yeah, we'll see.
We'll see if I'm bob sober yeah maybe i'll
just put out like a 10 minute like update thing but either way thank you so much for listening
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