What's New Podcast - When We Were Young Weekend, Wedding Etiquette, Food News & more!

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

On this episode we talk When We Were Young Weekend, Wedding Etiquette, Food News & more!

What's new with Metis? coming to us live from Downey, California. He's part of the NFL Podcasting Network. And joining us live from Houston, Texas, would be Heavy T, a.k.a. Tyler, from the Better Sports Network. And let's just say, Tyler and I were in Las Vegas this past weekend, and a lot of things went down. But, dude, Noob, this mother effer, checked his bag. He checked the bag for a two day weekend.

Look, there were plenty of little snacks and little goodies in my bag that I wasn't a hundred percent sure they'd let on the people part of the plane, like the overhead cabins, all that stuff like that. So I thought, you know what? Just to be on the safe side, I'm going to go ahead and just check this bag underneath the plane so I can go through TSA and all that stuff without any inconvenience whatsoever. Second, he said there's a good excuse that I knew it wasn't going to be. It wasn't. Oh, I didn't know I can put snacks in my carry on bag.

No, because one of them was a barbecue sauce and that's technically a liquid. And I've been through the airport before where someone tried to pass that and it was this whole big thing and I'm like you know what I'm not trying to do all that I'm just gonna throw it underneath the plane why are you bringing barbecue sauce dude you think Vegas is I live in Texas why are you not gonna bring barbecue sauce as a gift like what do you mean so I already knew like okay this weekend's kind of starting off bad because now I have to wait for Tyler and a checked bag before we can just immediately leave to the hotel room because I really wanted to take a nap.

So we go in, we check Tyler in, no problems there. Cool. I was like, all right, Tyler, I'm going to take a nap. I'll connect with you later. I have to go to this dinner thing. And so I get Uber to pick me up, and the Uber driver, because of the festival, is taking a while to get there. The second the Uber driver, because of the festival is taking a while to

get there. The second the Uber driver gets there, he goes, Hey, can you wait here? I got to go to the bathroom. So the Uber driver just leaves me there. I go, all right. I'm already like an hour and a half behind when I wanted to be in my hotel room, but you know what? Uber driver, it's all good. I got to pee all the time. Anyways, I feel you, dude, i'll wait for you and then finally i check in and then i go to that dinner i get wasted and then i start texting tyler i'm like tyler where are you at where are you at i'm like dude come meet up with us i'm with the whole woody show crew we got some big bosses in the radio business hanging out with us it might be a good time for you to network and i should i send you guys the screenshots what did tyler do he blew me off he's the world's worst wingman to go do things with you really expect him to show up

or jump around with you for any of that he's like oh i'm here i'm chilling over here with you know these guys and these guys this is this whole situation i could have seen coming months ago to be honest i knew i could have told you tyler would disappear while you're off doing woody show stuff yeah i could have told tyler menace is going to want to hang out obviously you're in vegas together with your friend duh when this was happening unfolding it was one of the situations where i was like i'm just gonna let this one play out i don't need to i don't need to pile on in the text message also it's me trying to help him again because he revealed the last podcast that he's going to be moving back into town. There's a lot of people that are hiring managers that are hanging out at this party that I'm at.

So I'm trying to get him back into the fold. And guess what? Just blows it off. He doesn't think it's important. I mean, most of these people kind of already fired Tyler. He's a little blacklisted by most of these people i'm just gonna throw it out there i mean if i was in that situation i probably wouldn't be hold on as a guy that has worked for this company three times never say never and if you're just if you're

welcomed with open arms to come hang out i would take that invite uh what would tyler have been welcomed with open arms i I think he would have. I'm just saying, if I was Tyler, I probably wouldn't have rushed into that situation either. I'm just saying. Especially considering that Woody would be the one that was also there. He'd be like, hey, look at this dumbass, the guy

that didn't even say hi to me in the elevator. Should have had the cojones and showed up. Yeah, definitely. I mean, dude, honestly, yeah, you probably would have got free drinks. This menace is a very generous person. And to be honest, when else is Tyler ever going to be welcomed in an Aria bar? Just throwing that out there. Okay.

VIP. Just throwing that out there. Okay. Please tell me what you were doing then. So by this point, when you had texted me, we had already bought tickets for one of the, when we were young festival side shows called Electric Fields. That was taking place. I think it was in Bally's, I think is where we were.

You think? You went to it. What do you mean you think? Jesus. Oh, no, no. I remember. I remember. It was at the House of Blues.

I don't remember what casino it's in, but the House of Blues was inside that casino. The House of Blues is on the other side of the strip. At Mandalay Bay. You think between then and now, Tyler would have got his story straight, because this conversation was definitely totally by surprise, right? You would have had your story straight by now. Look, look, I had to go to Bally's

because there's one milk mama over there, and then I had to go over to Emo and the House of Blues. There's two milk mamas there. People, look up Google Maps. Bally's, Mandalay Bay. Not even close together. All right. There's the plot hole.

So that's Friday night. And then the next morning, I mean, I drank until late in the night. Next morning, I wake up to my phone. The When Were We Young Music Festival canceled. And you know what? I looked at my phone and I said, all right, I just laid back in bed. I mean, I was excited to go to the festival, but I was like, you know what? I'm just going to chill for the rest of the day. Not a big deal. So that's, I was pretty lame on Saturday, but Tyler, what did you do for the rest of your day?

So Saturday, once we figured out the festival was canceled, we said, okay, let's walk over towards the area of the fairgrounds. Let's kind of figure out what to do from there. So on our way there, it's about maybe a half mile walk. Yeah, let's walk to the canceled festival next to Circus Circus on the far end of the strip. We knew that Resort World was right there, and there's a couple bars. There's a sports book inside Resort World. So we're like, like you know let's just go in there let's just chill let's

kind of regroup let's game plan but on the way to resort world we're walking that way everybody else walking back has the most dejected look i've ever seen on anyone's face it was i mean it was literally like their world had just ended because and I get it for some people because we ran into this one girl. I felt really bad. We ran into this one girl who had come all the way from England. She didn't have enough money to extend the hotel one more night or to pay for a later flight all the way back to England. So she could only stay for that Saturday day. So once Saturday was canceled, she's like, well, I basically, you know, came out here for nothing. So I understood it from basically you know came out here for nothing so i i understood it from you know some of those points yeah that sucks yeah just a lot

yeah just a lot of sad looks on the way because it's definitely a destination place that you go for a festival so there's had to be people from all around the country and around the world so wait wait wait tyler i have a very question. There's a random girl that flew from another country who is willing to talk to you on the strip for no reason and at no point while you're in Vegas, Sin City itself, did you say, hey, you don't have a place to stay for the night? I have a room.

I'll take you. You don't want to hang out? I mean, look, I wasn't trying to make it already a disappointing day that much worse. Dude, you got a room with two queen beds i mean this is true yes but here's the other thing too here's the other thing too i don't know these people the room isn't under my name you invite people we don't know all the time to our event literally to every hotel you don't pay for. But I know those people

and I trust that they won't do anything to destroy You met half of them on Tinder. Oh, I had met them before I had brought them. That's a lie. In the car? I met them online. I met them in the car

on the way from the airport to the casino. Definitely didn't do that. Okay. Now, everything was under my credit card. Did you charge anything to the room? As far as I know, I did not. I accidentally opened the fridge once. Hopefully, they didn't charge that.

All right. Oh, okay. Real quick. So, all these free shows are happening. Did you make it to any of the free shows later that night? So, that was the other thing. So, we tried our best to make it to any of the free shows later that night so that that was the other thing so we tried our best to make it uh to any of the free shows the one we kind of made was the first one that was announced and that was the

hawthorne heights uh for sleep in red jumpsuit of course so we now this is what i say when we kind of made it so it was at the strap uh hawthorne heights made this announcement uh i don't remember at what time but within 10 minutes of them making this announcement there was about 300 to 500 people already packed around this stage that is on the casino floor okay by the time that people uh or by the time that the first person actually went on. And I think it was just open. I actually have no idea who it was because, and this is no part, uh, this is no fault of the bands at all. The acoustics were pretty bad. You could barely hear what they were saying. That's understandable. You know, you did this at the last second. Well, it's, it's also a

house show. Like it's literally where the piano players play and most like the casinos, acapella singers, you know know like it's not made for a rock band exactly and but like i said i understand it was a totally last minute thing you know it happens so by the time the first person went on i kid you not there was maybe close to a thousand people on the casino floor surrounding this stage it had gotten so bad they had to call the cops to block off the strat if you didn't have a room key to the strat you were not getting yeah it was like that's how packed it was it was a mad house like and i mean we are shoulder to shoulder like i am breathing on your neck someone's breathing on my neck like we are all packed like that honestly once i heard how

bad the acoustics were i looked at my buddy john i said look i'm gonna you guys can show if you want he's like honestly i think we're gonna be for like 20 more minutes and i said okay cool i'm gonna go to the sports book watch the game which was like 50 yards in the other direction it was so bad we are so packed together i did not have a single bar of cell service in fact where your cell phone says 5g plus or whatever mine said sos that's how bad it was too what i really want to hear is you keep on mentioning sportsbook sportsbook sportsbook and you texted us a photo and so what happened because it looked like it paid off for you so the baseball games uh because there's mlb postseason right now there were two games going on that day you had the alcs

from uh versus the astros and the yankees and then you had the nlcs which was padres phillies 10 minutes before the astros yankees game starts i decided you know what screw it let's try and make the most out of this i'm going to throw down a parlay. So I picked a four-leg parlay, Astros money line, under six and a half total runs for that game, and then Phillies money line over eight runs total for that game. Threw down $100. The four-leg parlay hits, turned $100 into $1,650. Damn!

So I wasn't complaining. $1,650. Damn! So I wasn't complaining. $1,600. And I was like, I'm going to be that person. I'm going to throw this money on the bed and send a picture of it because I can't.

He sent it to me and I said, you know what? Wow. Basic ass bitch. Very fun weekend without meeting up with me at all.

That's cool. Forget about all that. Eric, you would have loved to be at When We Were Young Music Festival. Luckily, you didn't plan to be at When We Were Young Music Festival. Luckily, you didn't plan everything out

because the only day you probably could have gone was Saturday because of work. But you're too busy planning a wedding. Are you ready for this wedding? Because it's coming around the corner pretty quick. I mean, I'm ready as I can be, I guess. I don't know. My checkbook feels like it's been ready for a while.

That's for sure. We're 25 days away, maybe now. I don't know. My checkbook feels like it's been ready for a while. That's for sure. We're 25 days away, maybe now. I don't know. Something like that. Good question. Is Tyler making it to the wedding or not? Or is he going to blow it off? I don't know.

He's invited to see. I did just book my flight the other day. So we were set. We were good to go. However, if it would make you and the Mrs. Happy and I do not show up, then I can do that as well. It's up to you. Did you re-RSVP? Yes, I did, but I could just not show up. No, no, no. This dude. Okay.

Hold on. I can just not show up. Let me step away. Let me step away for a second. I need to see if I can find this thing real quick. You guys keep bashing him for like two minutes. Okay. I got plenty. Why are you even saying that? Tyler, do not know that when you RSVP, it's a head count. They literally pay per person on head count for who's showing up.

That's right. So they're paying like at minimum, at minimum, most weddings, it's 100 to 150 bucks a person just to take care of everything and drinks and food and everything. So if you don't show up, it's even worse than when you didn't show up for the bachelor party. No, no, no. First off, thanks for breaking up that memory, Brett. Second, no, no. I totally forgot about that. I'm just joking.

Obviously, I'm going. Eric's my boy. I was just texting him last night about what should I get for his wedding. I told him to get the cheapest thing on Amazon. He texted me. He texted me. He's me, he texted me. He was like, hey man, so like, how do I RSVP? And like, he had such a hard time.

You guys both got these little RSVP cards, right? You rip it off, say yes, this is how many you put back in the mail. He was like, so like, do I just mail it back? Like, he had such a hard time knowing what to do. And he, damn, I wish I had it. He wrote this stupid ass message on the rsvp didn't write his name uh so we got it it was pretty much a blank thing like because it says

like hey you have to write your name i kind or so and so kindly replies you write your name how many idiot and and what do you know some stupid message like he's like eric basically bullied me to send this back i'm like what that's's RSVP. What? That's how it works. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So the joke was is that I knew I could RSVP online. The joke was is that Eric says like, yeah, you better send me that RSVP back because I paid for that stamp.

So I told him like, oh, Eric bullied me into sending this because he paid for the stamp. Here's your stamp back. Yeah, that's the kind thing to do with an RSVP because people paid for the stamp. He's trying back yeah that's the kind thing to do with the rsvp because people paid for the stamp he's trying to play it off like oh he knows he's oh it's it's on the it's on the rsvp and it has the link and it's online this message came in for me yesterday literally yesterday yo eric do you and the doc have a wedding registry or is it at that link that was on the invite bro okay 30 years old how is he 30 years old how How is he alive?

I'm still like, he tries to play it off and then it's like, dude, you're like, what are you talking about? Come on. Is it on the link? You know, the thing that says Amazon registry. What does that mean? I don't know what that is. I didn't even look at it. I didn't even see it. I just did RSVP. Okay. I'll keep it super 100 right now. I know we're bashing Tyler, but I have no idea of my lady RSVP or any of that.

She did. I think you were one of the first ones to do it. This was a while back. Nice. My handler took it. I think you forget how responsible Spicy Nacho is with this, man. Because when we're saying all this, I'm like, oh, damn. Did we RSVP?

You know what I bet Jessica did? You know what I bet she did? I bet she looked at it and went, wow, they paid for a stamp. I better make sure I send this back because they paid for the stamp. Don't you do that to me, Brian. Let me rip this off. There's a link to it right in the mail. I might as well just order the gift now and just have it done with.

And it also, let's talk about the RSVP again. It went down to the deadline. You know, you give a day hey you know hey did you get the rsvp you're kind of making a list we're kind of waiting to hear back we got to do a seating chart we got to know to fill the seats if you can't go hey tyler did you get the the the wedding invite oh i don't know man i'm like i mailed it out like a month and a half ago. I don't know. Oh, let me go check the mail. It's probably been in there for a while. No, I will not stand here and get bashed on this hill. I told him straight up. I said, I jokingly, I said, yo, I hadn't got it yet.

Because in reality, I hadn't got it yet. Isn't it funny how all of a sudden everything is jokingly? Yeah. Everything, oh, you didn't get that that was a joke? That I didn't reply for a month and a half? No, like I didn't get it yet. I don't know what happened. I didn't get that that was a joke? That I didn't reply for a month and a half? No, like I didn't get it yet. I don't know what happened. I didn't get it.

I literally checked my mailbox. You know the Houston mail system. Right there before. Oh, my God, dude. Everything's better in Houston, right? Everything's better in Texas? Apparently not the mail. So, Tyler, what you're saying is, you know, with that $1,600,

you know, not only are you getting Menace, an amazing e-gift card that you're getting sent over to, what are you getting Eric and Leanne for a wedding gift? Tyler's not here right now. Please leave a message. Hey, Tyler, it's Bort. By the way, I just wanted to talk to you about the wedding gift for Eric and Dr. Sunshine. They said it has to be in the $500 to $800 range.

You should have enough left over from Menace's gift card. True. All right. Well, moving on. I was looking at the calendar. What's coming up? We have talked about this, that the Woody Shook party is coming up. And all the details will be let out pretty soon.

But I'll let you know, major band, small venue, good time time happening in mid-december i think now was the christmas party the one that tyler made out with ravey or was that the fiesta oh no i believe that was the christmas party yeah because i was i think that was my first party because i had just gotten hired and that was the infamous whoa makeout sesh Was that also the same infamous- I can confirm it was that night, yes. Yeah! Yeah, fun. Wow. Was that also the infamous night where Ravey was literally so drunk she was dropping drinks everywhere and kept blaming it on the rest of us?

I don't know. Because if so- I'm wasted. The beer goggles make a lot of sense now. Ravey's been tying them on, man. Judging from the Woody Show socials, the last couple parties I missed out on. Ravy's been drinking a bit.

You guys are missing out, man. If you would hang out with us, Tyler and Eric, I know you're busy. But you at least have things going on in your life. I at least wasn't in the same city as you down the street just choosing not to come yeah uh also major event that is fully announced in the capital one pre-sale already sold out within 20 minutes would be alter ego that's happening january 14th that

is red hot chili peppers that is jack white fallout boy muse phoenix churches beach weather rosalyn and you know there's always a huge surprise artist i don't i don't even know who that's gonna be oh yeah but uh i know if you sign up to be an alt vip you can buy tickets right now go to alt 98.7.com to find out information but the full on sale is happening fr and this thing is going to sell out quick for sure. And this Friday, my official birthday. Yes. Oh, hell yeah. After all these things that have happened

in the month of October, we kicked it off. We kicked it off at Grayton Casino in Northern California. I got to hang out with Chris Kirkpatrick of NSYNC for the day. That was like the best time ever. Super fun for the Pop 2000 tour.

If that hits your city, make sure you stop on by that tour because it is so much fun. And then I went to New York City and then Las Vegas again multiple times, I think. I don't even remember. Morongo for your actual birthday party with Chad McCoy and New York Bravo Con. Huge. Now, my official birthday, I don't even know if we're doing anything because Nacho's sick.

Not COVID. You know, man, that Vegas flu is real, dude. For real. I've gotten the Vegas flu. You come home, you're like, you had such a good time, and then like two or three days later, Vegas kicks you in the nuts.

It's like, oh, damn. Because you're around so many people in a small space. Yeah. Might have to just like chill this weekend. You've been so busy. True. All right.

I'll tell you the options. Real quick. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You mentioned you're going to BravoCon. When you and Nacho were posting videos from BravoCon, I've never been so lost on all of your social media stuff.

I'm like, who the F is this? I didn't recognize a single person, a single name. Sheree? Sheree? Sheree, yeah. And like, you know, you're like, you're sharing stuff. And I'm looking at these videos and I'm like, dude, I have zero clue who the F any of these people are. No clue whatsoever. And all these people are like so big that they have their own convention.

Right. And that's what I'm saying. Like, it looks like these people were important. Just not in your wheelhouse. I don't know who the hell they were because people were lining up and obviously you and nacho are in the know in that circle and i'm like these are all if they're posting them they're obviously important because menace and nacho know what's up yeah i was like i'm like who the f is that who the f is that oh here's menace with a bag i don't know what that's in that bag or what the hell that is but it's important probably that was

the most exclusive merch that you could get at that event. It was awesome. I was like, okay, yeah, there's a heart for you. Cool. You're having fun. Thanks. Have a good time. Yeah.

Well, at least tell me you knew who Jerry O'Connell was. Good friend of the Woody Show. Oh, yeah, yeah. Jerry O. Yeah. At least I saw Jerry. Jerry and I were the only- Males?

Males there. It was 99.9% all female. And if you watch the video that I posted with them at Menace on Instagram, the first thing he brings up, he's like, hey, have you gone to the bathroom here yet? Because it's all women. He goes, it was a little weird going to the urinal and being in the bathroom with 50 women. But he's like, everyone was nice. It was cool.

Wait, they legitimately had like, they changed the men bathrooms to women ones to use the stalls? Yeah, so it was a three-day event. And the first day, which I wasn't there, all the women were just using the women's bathroom. But again, it's 99.9% all women. So the bathroom lines were just super long. And then the men's bathroom, super empty. So by the second day, they said,

hey, everybody can use all the bathrooms. I mean, it makes sense. I've just never actually heard of an event. I've been to events where, yeah, I've gone to craft fairs with my mom. I've gone to craft fairs and stuff. And yeah, but you just kind of deal with it. Like as a guy, you walk in and you're like, that kind of would have felt a little awkward. But then you're like, hey, this is my domain.

This is my urinal, lady. It was fine. But there were so many women that even the men's rooms, the lines were super long. Now, did you wait in line with the women to go to the men's bathroom, or did you just assume that there was a urinal open? Because the urinals had no lines,

so I was all good. See, I was thinking for a second, man, were they using the urinals? I know there's little adapters you can buy. No adapters. Some chicks know party tricks, man. I've known a couple girls who said they could do it in a urinals. I know there's like little adapters you can buy. No adapters. Some chicks know like party tricks, man. I've known a couple girls

who said they could do it in a urinal. It's like a party trick to some of them. Fun fact, actress Eliza Dushku from Buffy fame, she actually said

that she knows how to do that and prides herself on that. Now that would have been something. I would have gone to BravoCon if I would have known I would have walked into a bathroom

and seen a chick using a urinal. All right. So with Tyler. So the birthday weekend is up in the air. You guys want some food news real quick? Yeah. All right.

Arby's debuts a new Diablo roast beef sandwich and Diablo-loaded fries. Super hot. All in, all out. Eric, I already know you're out. Yeah, I know. Brett, you're out. You know, know look i'll try the diablo fries okay yeah i'll try the fries that's fine i'm done with that okay spicy tyler do i even need to ask um

no i'm borderline and i say that because i will always want this super spicy hot stuff and like my mouth just waters just thinking about it but I always think in the back of my head you're gonna you're gonna pay for this later like don't do it don't do it so I'm on the border yeah okay do they have Arby's in Texas good question I've seen a couple I feel like I feel like Texas would be like like Woody and be like Arby's yeah yeah no um do you know what I was surprised about that Jack-in-the-box is not everywhere now do you have jack-in-the-box i think we talked about this right yeah we do have jack-in-the-box in texas um i'm trying to think i think it's on the east coast that they have yeah i remember it not being on the east coast we don't have wienerschnitzel out here. Oh, there's no Del Taco, which makes me really sad.

And then the other one, which kind of disappoints me because I haven't had it in a long time. I think there's a couple out here, but they're really hard to find. I cannot find a Carl's Jr. Really? Is it named Hardee's, though? I was about to say, are you searching for Carl's Jr. and not Hardee's? I have double checked that. It is called Carl's Jr. down here.

I think once you pass Missouri, it turns into Hardee's. I've checked for both, yeah. I was in Florida when I was a kid, and we were totally thrown off because we were like, this looks like Carl's Jr., but you guys are calling it Hardee's. I don't know why. I remember when I first saw that, yeah, it tripped me out too because I had no idea about the different name thing i was driving across country

and i got to illinois and i see the logo and i go i know that logo and then it said hardy's i go what the f is that the menu is super similar but there's a couple different items that you can find at hardy's that you won't be able to find at Carl's Jr. Next up on my food list, did you see this? That McDonald's says that this is the last run for the McRib. I'm calling BS. That's never the last run for any of these. There's no way, right? Yeah, no way.

Especially, it's the damn nacho fries effect, dude. We're gone. It's done. And then guess what? It'll be some big reveal in two or three years and everybody will rush back and then people will take sides again about McRib being trash, McRib great we're all fools in this game man and we're gonna buy it we'll wait for it it's just the damn nacho fries ruined our lives yeah because if they're going around saying this is the last time ever you're gonna have the mcrib they're gonna sell a bazillion

mcribs and again they're gonna play us it'll be gone for, like you said, two, three years and then the McRib will be back. And then it'll spark some social media kind of civil war. Yeah, bring it back! The chicken sandwich or the McRib or the nacho fries and people calling it trash and people loving it. And then we're all on a merry-go-round, dude. Just wait

for the next lap. I see Tyler as a McRib guy. Oh, 100%. Totally a McRib guy. What do you mean? Come on. McRib Tyler as a McRib guy. Oh, 100%. Totally a McRib guy. What do you mean? Come on. McRib. Totally a McRib guy. He's a how many McRib guy. Of course he's a McRib guy. Tyler, how many would you get in one

drive-thru pass? I usually eat at least two. No joke, two. No pickles, no onions. That's a lot of fake meat, man. Look at me. Does anything in me say natural? Like, let's be real here. Like, come on. No onions, no pickles.

Yeah, I hate pickles, and I'm not a big onion guy. Okay. So he likes bread and soaked processed food. Love it. I'm with him, though. Isn't that what Twinkies is? Like, let's be real. That's the example you want.

Okay. Okay. Twinkies is like, let's let's be real. That's the example you OK. OK. How about this? Eric, your big Starbucks guy, Starbucks Japan debuts a vibrant purple Halloween Frappuccino. Have you been hitting the

Starbucks lately or no? Are you off board? Because I see that you're in the gym constantly and I figured that would be like counteracting your your workout. Well, i do starbucks mainly on the weekends we usually walk to starbucks for like a little morning walk do a little walk get some movement out of it because i make my morning coffee you guys see me my morning coffees usually oh yeah my go-to right

now is obviously the cold brew pumpkin sweet cream at starbucks because you know it is spooky fall season yeah that crap is delicious so um but these these like novelty drinks that you'd had the unicorn frap it's usually the frappuccinos because that's they know what the audience are catering to the sugary just mess of a milkshake basically yeah and especially if it's colored weird like vibrantly colored ones like they had the unicorn one this one you said was purple like it took me even a little bit to get past the green of the shamrock shake to like it, to even try it really. I just don't know. It's oddly colored.

It just kind of throws me off. Right now, go-to is the cold brew pumpkin sweet cream drink at Starbucks. Little foam at the top. Can we park it there for two seconds? Man, I really love that pumpkin cold brew sweet cream. It's really good.

You get that foam at the top. It's a little warm, but then you get the cold underneath it, and then it drips down into the rest of the coffee. It's a pumpkin-y goodness. This is going to surprise you guys. I haven't been feeling too much of the Halloween spirit lately. What? It just feels like October's been flying by.

I haven't really been able to enjoy it. To embrace it? Yeah, I haven't really been able to embrace the spookiness. I haven't even been to Starbucks for the pumpkin sweet cream. Oh, man. I did get the pumpkin cold brew sweet cream from Dunkin' Donuts, which was really good. That one's pretty good, too.

I go there when I want some food, because it goes Randy's Donuts for donuts, Dunkin' Donuts for food, Starbucks for coffee. I was actually dunking the other day. About four or five days ago. The only Halloween thing I've done, guys, is since we're talking about food news already,

I don't know if it's in there, but the pumpkin pails, the Halloween pails that came back to McDonald's. Pail me. I went and I found them nice before they sold out and that's the most halloweeny thing i've done and uh they're they're not the same menace so if you were to think of one from your childhood they're a little different okay but they still have that that joy i forgot the pure happiness that the smell of mcdonald's gives you as you

literally have a happy meal in your car next to you, you're like, man, I remember all these wonderful smells. They're so good. And then you eat part of it, and you're like, ah, no, I'm good. It's fine. But it was a... Sometimes it's a double cheeseburger.

Cheese from McDonald's slaps so hard. Oh! Like, sometimes, I'll agree with you, sometimes you eat it, you're like, damn, this is not what i wanted but then sometimes when you're craving just a basic like double cheeseburger from nothing nothing's fancy just pickle ketchup mustard double cheese patty it hits the spot so hard sometimes um i do have a question though since we're talking halloween yeah Are we buying Halloween candy this year for our places?

Are we handing out candy? Now, this is the first time me living in my new neighborhood during Halloween. Ooh. I think I should buy candy. There's a couple kids in my neighborhood, but there's not a large amount. Somebody might trick-or-treat. I don't know. Eric, what about you?

Personally, I won't be probably because i mean exactly i mean how i'm set up pretty far down a driveway and up a staircase so i don't think anybody's gonna be making it to my door personally i'm not even sure if i'll be around i might go to my mom's michael just walk we might be walking around the neighborhood because there's a nice little like suburban kind of community behind where i live So we might not even be in our apartment for the most part. And it's a weird spot to get to. So, I mean, Leanne might have some candy just in case some strays make it back here. Yeah, I think that's what you should do. If not, you got to bunker down, turn off the lights, and totally make it obvious,

because there's nothing worse than people coming to your door when you don't, and you got to shoo them away, basically. And then you're that guy on the street. You don't want to be that guy on the street yeah tyler are you handing out candy i am not going to be and it's not what i know here's the thing here's the thing it's not because i don't want to it's not because i don't want to i'm going to be working uh the network shows in the middle of that night rat candy giving it out nah man i live in an indoor apartment you know there's not that many kids but even so they don't really do

it in the apartment they go out to like the neighborhoods the houses and stuff i do have some leftover halloween pokemon cards that i had for menace's birthday bash so i have maybe like 10 or 12 packs so i'll use those as a backup. That's the most I'll do. All right. I'm going to wrap this up real quick, but I hate to bring it up. I just want to bring it up real quick. I was contemplating because there was a couple of things for my birthday weekend. On my birthday list was to go to the World Series.

And guess what? World Series happening again on my birthday. Where? I mean, you can still go. Houston, Texas. That's for sure. What's up, boy? I mean, you could still go. Houston, Texas. That's for sure. What's up, boy? What's up?

Oh, what's up? So what's your plans for the Big World Series, Tyler? I mean, honestly, my plans, I'm working that Friday morning. Because the games are Friday, Saturday. Honestly, I think I'm working for both of them. I think Tyler will be posting all the throwback. A couple years ago, look where I was, man.

Look where I was. I remember when I was at the World Series. Today's office. He'll be telling everybody at Lids, you know, I was at the World Series once. I worked it. No, Tyler is definitely the guy that's like, he works into the middle of a conversation or it's like, yeah, you know,

Minute Maid gets crazy because, you know, when I was working it that one year, and then he just drops a little Easter egg in there. If you hear it, the person, just so they can, wait, you worked it? He's like, oh, let me tell you.

Yeah, I was there. He learned that from Randy. You want to see some photos? Yeah. I mean, I will pull out the photos. So, Bess, you going to fly out and hang out with Tyler or what? No, hell no. I'll go all the way to Houston.

Don't even call him. Because I hear when it comes to the World Series and it comes to the Super Bowl, if you just show up outside the venue, there's a good chance that you could get in. Because people have last-minute tickets that they're not going to sell, and they'll sell them to you really, really cheap, so you can at least walk into the venue. I'd rather go to the games in Philly anyways. That's a little true, although I did see,

I think I saw this morning that the cheapest World Series ticket for standing room only in Philly, I think was around $1,500. Oh, damn. I don't know if you'd be down to spend all that money. I would rather go to Houston because I've never been and then I can at least say that I've been

there because I've been to Philly a bunch of times. Either way, I would like to go, but yeah, I would definitely go and not call Tyler. I understand. It's okay. Since he's screwed me over so many times. Just let me know where you're at and I'll

point you in the direction of a really good barbecue spot. No, dude, no. You know what the move is? You know what the move is? Is you go to Houston. Don't tell him. And he obviously just told us his schedule.

So you go during game two, and you make him work. Hey, man, I need 75 hats stitched different colors. And if they're messed up, don't look at the tv sir no i will call your manager yeah i need you to work on this oh yeah for me because i need some call your manager bitch i am the manager there's always somebody you answer to trust me believe me you don't think i know people how to find them at corporate lids i can get somebody on the phone

within seconds menace is already on their LinkedIn as we speak, setting up a conversation to get you to do this. Yeah. All I'm trying to do is get my dicker, the kicker hats done for every football team, just in case if he lands on one, I have one ready to go. And this guy's giving me crap because he said he's too busy watching the

world series. Anyways, with that, I have no response. Okay. We got to wrap this up we got a bunch of stuff to do eric has a wedding that he still has to get done planning for we got more woody show stuff to do there's actually there's a ton of new videos if you haven't watched them yet

on my instagram the woody show instagram we did the drink out thing again in vegas which was super fun just go to the woody on Instagram. Click Reels. You can watch all the videos. Our buddy Joe Coy stopped by today. There's a bunch of new videos of him. Super fun stuff. Go check it out. Also, check out the Nerd Now Podcast. Go to nerdnowpodcast.com. Check out the Friday Hour.

Go to fridayhour.com. Check out blanketsbytracy.com. I finally saw on the weather that it's going to be dropping. It's going to be going from the 80s to the 60s. So you're going to want to get some blankets. I was curling up with one of those blankets last night, sleeping on the couch because Nacho was sick. So I'm living on the bottom floor.

Super comfortable. Go to blanketsbytracy.com or actually Google it. Go to blanketsbytracy, T-R-A-C-E-acy.com or actually google it go to blanketsbytracy tr a c e y dot com but what's happening over at chastity jeans boutique brett uh you know i must sound like a broken record but guys it's crystal ball sack season man i am constantly at the post office there are crystal ball sacks flying off the shelves if you guys guys have a spooky event coming, you got a crystal ball, you need to protect it. You want to make sure it doesn't get damaged.

Maybe it doesn't get bleached. Maybe it doesn't start a fire if a light goes through and it magnifies. You need to get a beautiful velour crystal ball sack from Chester Jeans Boutique. Chester Jeans Boutique. That's with two O's because it's spooky. And a custom special fall orange and silver color. You got to get it. It's a limited run right now at ChesterJeansBoutique.com,

or you can find the link in my link tree on my bio at St. Bort on Twitter and Instagram. Nice. Again, JoeCoy.com. See where he's going to be out on tour. He's playing Madison Square Garden. He's playing T-Mobile Arena Las Vegas. He's doing a ton of stuff. And don't forget our buddy Fluffy who stopped by

and we interviewed him as well you can see all the videos on my Instagram at menace M-E-N-A-C-E he has a new special out called Stadium Fluffy on Netflix you can watch it right now if you want also also follow our friend Emily at sexwithemily

or go to sexwithemily.com check out her podcast. Check out our friends Matt and Kim. They are a band. Street their music wherever you find music. And check them out live when you ever see them on a festival lineup because it's super legit. Go to mattandkim.com. And don't forget, listen to The Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app.

And here's a little tidbit. I think I might be in Long Beach November 12th and it involves Diego Hot Sauce. Maybe it might be Long Beach. Don't know for sure, but DiegoHotSauce.com. Pick it up or go to Grocery Outlet

and pick up Diego Hot Sauce. And don't forget The Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the I heart radio app. Just search the Woody show. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? Uh, yeah.

Thanks for listening to the bash Tyler podcast. I'm going to go have a big rip now. So, okay. All right. Yeah. Get to every episode, man.

True. Speak on it. Eric, uh, go bills. True. Are they killing or what? Uh,

they're had a bye last week. Actually, you've got a little neighbor feud this week. It's a Bills versus Packers weekend on Saturday Night Football. So hopefully Josh Allen smacks up on the Packers on national TV and might get some bragging rights over Randy this week. That'd be nice. That'd be nice. Hell yeah.

I agree with that. Brett? Yeah, real quick. If you guys need Halloween plans this coming weekend, my friend Emilio Menzi, he has a horror punk band, it's called Dark Ride they are doing a small tour of the Pacific South Coast, maybe I could say it

that way, if you're in Phoenix, Las Vegas San Diego or Santa Cruz, he is playing a date each and every day of this weekend through Halloween, so again, if you're a listener and you're in Phoenix, Las Vegas, San Diego, or near the Bay Area in Santa Cruz or you want to make the drive over,

just go check them out. Dark Ride, you can follow them at DarkRideSC on Instagram. They're an amazing band, amazing dude, so go check them out. Awesome. All right, guys. We'll see you next week.

Yeah, thanks, guys. Tyler, are you upset? Are you butt hurt? Oh, I didn't get to bring up the thing that disturbed me about him. Oh. What was it? All right.

So I connect with Tyler, right? He actually figured out his own technical problem in about two minutes. Wow. I know Eric won't believe it, but he did. Mm-hmm. Okay. And I heard an echo in the background. I said, yo, dude, I hear your headphones.

You probably want to tuck those back or turn them down you know you know mess is gonna hear it he's like oh okay all right uh i mean i'm i'm i got my apple earbuds in and i'm like well is it the corded one yeah yeah it's a corded one dude just tuck it in your shirt that'll muffle it and he's like oh well i gotta go get a shirt now like what what do you mean you gotta go get a shirt now. What? What do you mean you got to go get a shirt? He's like, oh, I'm not wearing a shirt. You're doing shirtless podcasting? That's what I'm saying. I think he does it every week now.

I've done it once. I've done it once. Hold on. This is actually kind of oddly timed because this is the first time I've ever gone shirtless because I was doing laundry right before we recorded. So I just did a whole episode shirtless. Both of you were going to be shirtless? One of us was. I'm shirtless at this very moment.

I have no shirt on. Sweats and shirt, no shirt. Should we do a comparison shot for the Instagram? No, let's definitely not. Yeah, Tyler, send us a selfie. All right. I'll be completely honest. Most of the time when I was doing those COVID broadcasts from my house,

I was shirtless. Ah, I've surrendered my dirty bitches. Yeah. Ah, really? Yeah. I'm saying, bro, you're in the comfort of your own home, dude. Just do it. I was in my closet.

Yeah. And my thing is, my desk is set up right by a window, so I close up all my windows. So I get pretty warm sometimes, and it's either sweat through it. I'm a sweaty dude sometimes, so it's either get the pit sweat or just sit here kind of shirtless and let it flow, you know? Hell yeah, bro. Tyler, is that your excuse you're going to glom onto right now? No, I just like the feeling of being in my own comfort.

It's on here. It's on here. Oh my God. All right, guys. Thank you so much for hanging. It could be Randy when he was pantless. That's weird. Oh mean, it could be worse. It could be Randy when he was pantless. That's weird. Oh, yeah. Randy would do a pantless like half the time I found out.

Have you seen him in shorts, man? Those shorts are about to explode. Swamp nuts. See, I've never done that. I keep the pants on, bro. I've never done that. What's new? What's new with Metis? Outro Music