What's New Podcast - Who's Lying about Kacey Musgraves?, Tyler vs. Julianne, Who Would Win In a Running Race? and More

Episode Date: December 10, 2019

On The New What's New Podcast this week: Who's Lying about Kacey Musgraves?, Tyler vs. Julianne, Who would win in a running race?, 2020 bucket list and More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I am Menace. I have alongside me is Bort, aka Brett. He is an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show. And he also has his own podcast called The Bortcast that you can download right now and subscribe to. He has an assistant. His assistant, his name is Nick Soundwave. What is up, Nick Soundwave?

Hey, man. He also works for Fox Sports so you can ask him some sporting questions if you want to. We have Tyler. He is the board operator for the Woody Show Boarding Show on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles and Orange County. What is up, Tyler? What is up, man? Welcome back up, Mennus? Welcome back.

Another vacation day you have taken. Wow. I believe you have more vacation than all of us, but we'll get into that. What is up to Randy? What's up? Randy works on the Woody Show, Boring Show, and he is a radio DJ himself. Can't tell, right? On what stations are you DJ on?

I'm on 01061 Crab Radio in Bakersfield and 0987 in Los Angeles. Can you tell I've had a bunch of energy drinks in a row? Anybody? You had a coffee today. It's the first time I've ever seen you just throw it away. You're pacing a little bit. We're kind of finalizing stuff before we start recording.

You're kind of pacing. I'm trying to get this thing started, man. Get those jitters. Get it popping. Just FYI, Ravy from the Nerd Now podcast and the What It Show Morning Show, we're going to be together at Box Lunch. Now, Box Lunch is awesome. If you don't know what it is, go to boxlunch.com.

But we'll be at the Glendale store this Saturday, December 14th, I believe, is this Saturday, right? Yep. All right december 14th from noon to 2 p.m doing a ton of giveaways if you happen to be in glendale california come out to box lunch now i just want to recap the weekend real quick i went to las vegas got to see my favorite tyler's favorite casey musgraves and it was so much fun at the music festival. What? You're not a Kacey Musgraves fan? I like one song. When did I get thrown into the restaurant?

You're pulling a Randy on me. No, I only like one song. Dude, I can get Julianne and Julianne will back me up. No, I said she was cool, but I only know one song. Is he saying that because, oh, shut up, Randy. You're ruining the podcast. I can get Julianne in here. Are you just saying that because your oh, shut up, Randy. You're ruining the podcast. I can get Julianne in here.

Are you just saying that because your girlfriend's listening to this podcast? Oh, no, I don't love Kacey Musgraves. I've only heard one song. No, I only know one song. What song? I only love one person in this world. It's that Follow Your Arrow song. Follow Your Arrow.

See if Julianne's still here. Nick Soundwave, grab her. I had Kacey Musgraves come up on her song Golden Hour. I think my fourth most listened to song for 2019 on Spotify. She is super legit. I love her. She's awesome. You lucked out, Tyler.

Julianne left. She transcends both country and pop. The Follow Your Arrow song was much more of a country song. Really good, though. Oh, yeah, definitely. I can tell. So, yeah, I was in Vegas doing some wedding planning. I also hit up Yardbird, Yardbird restaurant.

The first Yardbird restaurant I ever went to was in Miami. It's a chicken spot, country spot. And you would have loved this part, unless you're lying to me, Tyler, and you say that you're a country fan. Probably did. Dude, the rodeo was in town in Las Vegas. Yes. And it was super legit, man.

Like, everything was rodeo. Yeah. I was saying at the Mirage, everywhere was the Wrangler logo on everything. All the rodeo guys were just walking around to suit it up. Cowboy hats everywhere, chaps. These rodeo guys get chicks, man. Oh, yeah. Are you kidding?

One of them had three or four girls with them. It's funny. Vegas is obviously fun no matter where you go, but it can also be taken to another level depending on what time of year you're there. Yeah. Based around, because there's always conventions. Yeah. There's always convention centers, whatever.

I was there for a NASCAR weekend. I'm assuming pretty similar clientele to a rodeo weekend. But then I've also been there when there was a fit co, a fit spo. Like, you know, crossfit people. Not as fun as a NASCAR crowd. Not as fun as a NASCAR crowd. I'm pretty sure the Wrangler people would be a little more fun than the fit spo people. The country people ruled.

Ron White was doing camp comedy. It's kind of like when you go to wherever Monster tours, like the motocross or the nitro circus, all the ladies there, they're all into those guys. Don't we still need to get Randy on a bull? Don't we need to take him to a rodeo? I'm not even... On our Vegas weekend, but... I'm totally all for it.

All right, we got to do it again next year when we get to Vegas. Pretty big bull, though. Also, I got back into town. I went to Los Cerritos Center. I promoted on the last podcast. I did a pop-up and met everybody at T-Mobile. Thank you to everybody that came out to T-Mobile. That was awesome.

Also, I went over to Disney HQ. After that, they had a big D23 event. If you don't know what D23 is, it's a membership that you can belong to. It's like a Disney fan club and they have events on the Disney studio lot. And I'm telling you, the food game was off the chain and it ruled. And speaking about food later that night. So I went to three events in one day on Sunday. I don't know how you were still going. Yeah. Later on that night,

our radio station was putting on events at the wiltern with churches and don mcfike and backstage was a taco stand and who was in that taco stand pretty hard that would be our boy tyler what what this is you know why is it tyler it's funny it's funny no no hold on hold on it's funny you mentioned that actually because i had reports from somebody who attended that event that Tyler big-timed them. They tried to say hi to Tyler. They tried to take

pictures of Tyler. I'm not even kidding. Dude, I put it down on anything. I'm not even kidding. They told me that Tyler was ignoring them. Oh, okay. Tyler, you don't want to get that stamp in this crew, man. Dude, you don't want to be the second weenie.

Oh, no. And I have reports from two people that were behind the scenes of how hard Tyler was hitting the taco. I did not touch the taco. I don't have any reports, but I believe it. Yeah, you do. There's a whole taco stand set up. Legit question. Are you sure you didn't confuse

the taco for the bar? Because I was hitting the bar. Yeah, no, I saw you hitting the bar, too. Yeah, I did not touch the tacos. I worry about this guy. Yeah, how was the night, though? Because you took your lady, you're like, hey, look, lady, I'm going to take you backstage. Oh, God. I didn't touch the tacos.

I'm going to show you the taco stand. I didn't touch the taco. I'm going to show you the taco stand. Well, I got that open bar swag. Open bar swag. I'm all down for open bar swag.

Yeah. Okay. It's drinks, man. Thank you to all the listeners that came out to that. It was the share the

love event again with Dominic Fike and churches. And we have so many more events planned already for next year. So again, make sure you follow at the Woody Show on Instagram and Twitter.

And, of course, at What's New Pod on Instagram. Just saw Julianne walk. Ooh, Julianne. All right. She walked towards the alt studio. Okay. Hold on. There she is.

All right, Julianne. Real quick. So, I was talking about in Vegas that I went to go see Kacey Musgraves. And you know how Tyler's a big country fan, right? He loves country music. Didn't I bring up Kacey Musgraves in the studio? He's like, oh, yeah, I love Kacey Musgraves. Kacey Musgraves is great.

Yeah. Yeah. I did not say this. He's like, oh, I only know one song by her. I don't really know her. Because he walked into our studio and said, oh, yeah, I saw her in Vegas. And you're like, oh, I love her. Yeah.

And he's like, I love a song by her. Oh, no. That was the one song. Oh, my God. And I was like, oh, he's just saying that because his girlfriend's listening to the podcast. Oh, no, no, no. He's like, I don't even know who Kacey Musgraves is. All of a sudden.

Now, here's another follow-up question I have to ask you. Yeah. Was it true that Tyler big-timed you at the Share the Love benefit event? It is. It is. Oh, my God. Wow. And I meant to bring it up to him today.

There it is. But I was hoping you guys were going to ask me so it would be fresh. So he big-timed you? We didn't say who was big-timing. Yeah, he big-timed me. Wow. So I totally saw him walk in. Damn.

And I saw that he was with her. So I didn't want to say anything. No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop. No, no, no, I'm not going to stop because it's my turn to speak. I saw him come down and I was sitting in an area where if you were to keep walking straight, he totally would have seen me. And yes, I could have went up and said hi to him. But I wanted to see what he would do knowing that he was with her

and he saw me and he walked right by he made sure he got his plate of food he said, I need that food! I need that food! I need that food real quick! And that free alcohol did you even tip the bartender? I did tip the bartender, but here's the thing

in all, I swear on my life, I swear on my life, I did not actually see you the entire night. I swear. Kevin even noticed. Kevin noticed. I did not see you. You walked past me twice. If you were sitting down, I did not even see you. I was right by the bar.

Where else would I be, Tyler? I didn't see you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look, my apologies. I straight did not see you. I, my God. Oh, my God. Look, my apologies. I straight did not see you. I swear. Apology unaccepted.

So we have confirmation. So we knew Randy was the liar, but Tyler, you're coming in now? He's the new king. You dickheads. Relax. Damn, Tyler. All right. Well, thank you.

See, I'm not tripping, right? No, you're not. I'm not tripping. Okay. You know who is tripping? Tripping in love. Yeah. Let's shut that down real quick.

Yeah. Feel the fire right here. Speaking about clearing the air, Nick Soundwave, you were talking about something that I've had issues with before when it came to Randy. Now, I told you maybe a couple of podcasts ago that I was leaving the parking lot and Randy is ahead of me in his car. And suddenly he slams on the brakes, jumps out of his car, and he just leaves his car right in front of my car. So I have to drive around. I go, dude, what's going on?

He goes, dude, there's a bird over there. Again, how are you not looking straight? How do you see a bird to the left side of you? I have a great vision. Like against the wall. But anyways, so I heard there was another parking incident. It seems like Randy is focused on everything but exiting the parking garage

while he's exiting the parking garage in his car. So we all park in the same kind of little area of the parking structure. Yeah. You know, within a couple spots of each other. Like a triangle. We disperse, you know, like kind of a couple ants, you knowse you know like kind of a couple ants you know so one goes this way one goes that way one goes that way we're not never really next to each other but we're within you know what is the

same general direction so randy uh last week he's like i'm out of here and he's kicks on his little prius you can't even hear it turn on so then he whips out trying to like beat me and brett out of the out of the block he was determined to beat us out of the parking lot. He makes a remark as he pulls us away, and we're like, okay, whatever. He gets ahead of us, a couple seconds, and we come around the corner, me and Brett. You know, Brandy's digging through his backseat in his Prius in the exit lane of the garage, you know, the little placard up, down things. He's in the lane, taking it up,

parked out of his car, digging through his backseat because he couldn't find his damn keycard to get out of the garage. Not just the backseat, he blocked the way. He blocked the way. So Soundwave went around, and then by the time I catch up, Randy is still parked, but now he's in his

trunk, going through it, trying to find his keycard. Blocking the exit again. The one exit for the monthly exit, people. still parked, but now he's in his trunk, going through it, trying to find his key card. Wow. Blocking the exit again. The one exit for the monthly exit, people. So people who's streamlining it, right? Because other people have to pay on the way out, you know, because there's guests and stuff, you know, the situation, checked in, checked out. So the monthly visitor

streamlining, you know, get your little fob, in and out. Easy. Two seconds. In and out, trying to make that light. He's blocking the exit. We were the only three cars. Parked in it. Driver door open. Back door open. Trunk open.

Wow. Okay, no. So I was trying to outrun Bort, not Soundwave, because every time I leave and Bort leaves in front of me, he has this stupid, annoying thing where he'll break and he'll clog up both lanes so I can't go around him. So I'm just sitting there in the parking lot behind him. Wait. So, hold on. Damn, I'm at Julianne left again. What's up?

You're always ripping Julianne for getting her car that you have to go get her. And you did the same thing. No, no, I misplaced it in my backseat. Your truck. Yeah, but see, if I left it upstairs, I'd come get it. Julianne leaves it and then just calls us and I'm like,, I'm going to pick it up tomorrow. I'm gone.

So Randy just parks it and, you know, calls us traffic. Do you want me to drive through the barrier? Back up, man. Get out of the way. Now we've been ripping on Randy. I got to note that you have a beef with me, Randy. I do, and it's kind of a silly beef, and it's literally about beef. This isn't good at Edwell.

What? No, no, no, no. And it's one of those things. It's about beef. It's one of those things beef, and it's literally about beef. This isn't good at Edwell. What? No, no, no, no. It's one of those things. It's about beef? It's one of those things. Well, you'll see. It's one of those things that once it was all said and done, I thought this is a stupid thing to even consider having beef over.

So let me explain. I can already see where this is going, though, real quick. He frames things horribly, and he's framing it as a beef when it's more of just a misunderstanding. Yeah. Okay. So again, you're setting this up. You're setting yourself up to get pumped. Well, initially,

I was kind of like, oh, man. But then I realized... Let me explain. So every once in a while, Menace will do some spring cleaning, and he'll take stuff out, you know, gift cards, certificates, whatever. And he gave me a gift card to this place in downtown LA called Philips for sandwiches. Yeah.

And it's been a long time since I've had this card. I was like, you know what? I'm going to go down there. I'm trying to watch my pennies. Christmas is here, gifts, all that stuff. So I'll go down there. I head down to Philippe's. I park on the street.

I'm already super hungry. I'm borderline hangry because I went to the gym that day. I'm working out. You're welcome. And so I walk in. I get my sandwich. I get my girlfriend's sandwich. And I give them the card and my credit card.

And I'm here just, you know, whatever bounced on the gift card, take that and then use my card for the rest of it. All right. Come to find out there's no money on the card. So I dropped 40 bucks on sandwiches and food. How's there no money on the card? There's no money on the card. And so then I was like, oh man, what was supposed to be, what was supposed to be a cheap lunch

slash dinner for myself and ended up being 40 bucks. And then on top of that. I've never used that. Philips gave it it to me and then on top of that because of my and again this is my ignorance i didn't realize where i parked and i walked out to a 60 ticket so what was supposed to be a cheap and affordable lunch slash dinner ended up costing me 100 bucks so what you're saying is you have beef with menace because a you didn't check where you parked. B, you didn't ask them, hey, what is the balance on this gift card before you paid? No, you couldn't look it up. If you call and try calling, try looking at the website, there's no option to get there.

Or just asking them before you charged. But look, that is super weird because I never used that. I know. I've never even actually been to the Phleeps location. Hindsight is 20-20. I should have not parked where I parked and instead gone run back to the parking lot and I should have checked the gift card

before I got my sandwiches. Did you not look up at the sign that said, do not park here? Well, it said free to our parking and it was a misunderstanding, of course. Thank you for pointing that out. Wow, misunderstanding. But yeah, I guess you'd say

it's more of a misunderstanding than a beef, but I was just kind of like, oh man, this gift card was supposed to help me with lunch and instead it cost me $100. Randy's known a lot to have misunderstandings or what he perceives as reality and then it changes or what he says is the truth and then it changes into what

he thinks is the truth today. I'm going to hit up Philips though and be like, dude, why are you giving me blank gift cards? That's super weird. Yeah, so what was supposed to be cheap cost me $100. $60, well really all of it being my fault. I'm halfway sorry. I'm halfway sorry about that.

Exactly. Right there, I was like, dude, don't say it's a beef. You got the defenses up already against you. Now you're going to get hit back. Well, since we're talking about sad things, I have failed everybody at Fantasy Football. I have failed to win against Ravy and we're going to continue the fantasy football to see how many more wins I can get.

It's mathematically impossible for me to win against her. But since you guys are hardcore football people in the room, except for Bort, he's just like me. I want to ask you now that we're further on into the season. Who do you think is going to end up in the super bowl? Last time I tried to ask you a few weeks ago, you had no idea.

Do you guys have a better idea? Who's going to be in the super bowl this year? I think Ravens 49ers is a safe bet. All right, Tyler, I'm going to say Ravens for the AFC, but I'm going to go saints for the NFC saints, you know,

two years in a row in the NFC title game or deep into the playoffs, two years in a row, they've been screwed over once the refs, once by their own defensive misfortune. Third time's the charm. Third time's the charm. I'm going to go Ravens-Saints. Well, I believe I picked the Saints when we first started off, so I'm not far off from them. They just played the 49ers to a close game last weekend. So I'm going to go Saints, and the Ravens are the sexy pick right now.

But I'm going to go with the Chiefs. Really? The Chiefs. Yeah, Saints-Chiefs. Because they got Mahomes back, right? It's going to come. They're scoring points. Yeah.

Mahomes hasn't had a year yet last year. The Ravens will get figured out. See, although it wouldn't be surprising if the 49ers go all the way. Yeah. But I'm still sticking with Saints-Chiefs. That's the safest bet. I think what the 49ers have is what the other Saints and other teams lack. They've got a really good tight end.

The defense is solid. The quarterback could use a little work, but he has so many weapons that it really doesn't even matter. 49ers actually remind me of the Falcons when they went to the Super Bowl. No, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. He has to bring up the Falcons every time.

Why? Every single time. Hold on. Hold on. I've got to work at my Falcons. Hold on. I know. Kyle Shanahan. We? Every single time. Hold on. I got to work in my Falcons. Hold on. I know. Kyle Shanahan.

We have listeners in Atlanta. Oh, my God. Kyle Shanahan, the 49ers head coach, was our offensive coordinator. All the systems that he put in place back then, he's using them now in San Francisco. Yeah. And they look amazing. And the Falcons blew a 28-3 lead. I am aware of that.

I am also aware that it was his fault. Do not remind me. Well, you just said you can't just compliment the guy and then be like, well, it was his fault that we lost. Well, you had to bring it up. So, therefore, I'm bringing up that it was his fault. See, man, it's just watch. One day you're going to say to Tyler, hey, man, remember when you loved the Falcons? He'd be like, no, I didn't.

I never loved the Falcons. I remember the Falcons. Look, I stuck through the Michael Vick dogfighting years. I will never leave okay those were brutal years they used to be a football team I don't recall as a Falcon

I mean I like the bird I like going to the zoo Michael Vick was good just who cares off field stuff sucks and I mean from Atlanta and I mean you know

obviously Atlanta dirty birds Tyler's team is doing atrociously this year yeah it is true Soundwave's team is doing really good

my team is doing or the team I root for is doing really good I know you guys hate when you say is true. Soundwave's team is doing really good. My team is doing – or the team I root for is doing really good. I know you guys hate when you say my team. The team I root for is doing really good, but those other teams, they're just that much better. They're that good. All right. Do you know what?

Tyler brought up something that actually that I want to mention and ask you guys. So back when it was my birthday bucket wish list, Menace's birthday month, I asked you guys, what would you want on your bucket list? But it was like an extreme bucket list of things that you would want to do. And Tyler brought up,

he would love to see a Falcons game. Why does he turn into a school girl sometimes, man? I know. In the past couple podcasts, I've been talking about setting goals for 2020. Yeah. And I think that we should set a bucket list for 2020 of things for us to do, like things that we could actually do. Yeah.

So I hit you guys up and I said, get four items of things that we should do, a bucket list for 2020. And I would love to hear what your bucket list is so we can put it out there. And then when we come back from vacation next year, I would love to do an even larger bucket list that we can put out online and start hitting up people to see if we can make them happen. But what's your short list right now? Your four items, Brett, Bort. All right. So this is still from my giant bucket list, but I think it's possible. All right. I want to sit in a Batm list, but I think it's possible. All right.

I want to sit in a Batmobile. I think we can do that. Nice. You know, I almost sat in a X-Wing Hot Wheel car. Yeah. So I think maybe through Hot Wheels. Who knows? Maybe they have a Batmobile lying around somewhere.

Shout out to Mattel. Shout out to our boy Scott. Hell yeah. Yeah. I'd like to sit in a Batmobile. Also, this is a personal goal of mine, and I realized it while doing commentary for these guys in their poultry puck. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'd like to sit in a Batmobile. Also, this is a personal goal of mine, and I realized it while doing commentary for these guys in their poultry puck. Oh, yeah.

I would like to somehow do wrestling commentating. Yeah. Is there any federations you can think of that maybe locally we can do? He knows a lot of them. Yeah, locally. I mean, there's Santino Bros Academy. Maybe they have some local shows

or know some of the local independents. UEW, I have some friends there. And then there's Wrestling Pro Wrestling that I went to with our boy Miles and maybe possibly could hit them up. We need to figure out a better name for him, though. Brett Margera. It was Bort Margera. We need a wrestling name.

He's wearing a fancy blazer. I don't know if you guys have that. We need to give him a wrestling name. Okay. And then my other ones, they're dumb. They're personal ones. Like get fit. All right.

Get fit. And then somehow detach from my phone. Those are my bucket lists. We talked about that a lot on the last podcast. Yeah, and I mentioned this before, but I don't know if it's having to get rid of apps and condense it to just one app and that's all I'm going to focus on.

Yeah, because I keep on looking at my phone for no reason yeah and you start switching back and forth between apps you're like nothing's changing you know what you know it'd be a really cool feature that uh I guess Apple can integrate maybe they have something if uh if you could allow access to apps only after a certain time I think you can do that like if I could make my Instagram or Twitter app disappear until 12 p.m or 1 p.m in the afternoon that would be ideal that would rule all right tyler what's on your list uh number one is the falcons game which i actually have already put that in motion really so uh over thanksgiving break um my cousin told me he's like hey man i don't know if you know but they've released like

the opponents for next year and And I said, really? He's like, yeah, dude, the Raiders are going to be in Atlanta. Nice. And I was like, perfect. So yeah, planning on going to. Dope. Well, they would be Vegas then. Yeah. So planning on going to Vegas, Atlanta for that game.

So that's number one. Number two, I will try my best to see if I could make this work, but I would love to be backstage at the Hella Mega Tour when it comes to Dodger Stadium. That is number two on my list. Get that taco stand. That open bar. Take your girl and be like, you thought you saw a taco stand? You didn't see nothing yet. Go to the Mega or

vegan taco stand. Blow all of us off. I know, right? I know. I'm actually a roadie for these guys. If I was able to pull that off, I think she would legit pass out because Fall Out Boy is her favorite band. So she might pass out. Cool. Shut up.

So the third and fourth one are more personal to me. The third one, lose 60 pounds. So I'm sticking to my five pound a month goal. So we're going to work on that. Get shredded. And I don't know about that, but we'll see. The fourth one, I want to be as close to being out of debt as I possibly can. That's awesome.

That's a huge one. I'm still paying off the loan I had to take out in order to sell the truck and get rid of it. I'm paying off a couple other things. My credit card bill is really high. However I got to do it, I'm still looking for a second job. But I want to be just as close to debt free as I possibly can be. That's dope.

That's a good goal to have. Alright, next sound wave. So my first one is going to be really nerdy. I was actually talking to my fiance about this the other day I wanna read more I have like

wow no I swear to god you're a dork I've been reading more I made a no I actually made a resolution I made a resolution

I think two years ago to read 12 books you know one a month or however that edged out I think I read half you're all smart no I have

I swear I have like seven books I've bought we get it you went to college so I'd like to read more I doubt I read half. You're all smart, John. No, I swear, I have like seven books I've bought. We get it. You went to college. So I'd like to read more. I doubt I'm going to put the 12 book total, because that's obviously just shooting way too far out of the gate here. I can totally see Soundwave reading like a lot of biographies.

Dude, I read so many books when I was a kid, and now I just mainly stay awake while I'm reading now. I just like doze off. I bought Howard Stern's book. It's still so crisp. Same here. I have Travis Barker's autobiography. I have a couple hockey players.

And like I read half of them and I just never actually finish them. See, what I did with the Charlemagne and the Gods autobiography, I just bought that on like Audible. So I feel like that's cheating though. Like I've thought about the audiobook thing and just putting it on. I feel like I wouldn't count that as cheating or as reading. I'd count it as listening to something. Well, I mean, it takes like 14 hours, though, to hear it.

So it kind of counts as a book. You really got to focus on it. Plus, if you don't get some, you can just rewind it back and back and back. True, true. And then I mentioned this maybe an episode or two ago. I think I'm going to end up running a half marathon in a couple months. Yeah, the Nike one, right? Where's that going to be at?

I think it's in downtown LA. It's April the 5th, I think. It's a Nike LA run or something like that. It's promoting women's athletics, stuff like that. And my sister's friend's running it through LA. So once I get more information on that, I'll let you guys know. But I hate running and I hate reading,

so those are two good ones to start off on. Yeah, that's what's up. Second or third, I want to start snowboarding again. My sister wants to snowboard and i snowboard those crazy i snowboarded a bunch when i was a younger kid and i want to get back into that so i gotta get the money to get equipment again because yeah snowboarding is so expensive to get going with all the stuff you got initially by sounds like fun yeah um and then the fourth one i want to be i want to go to the um i don't think it's

next year but i want to get in motion to be a part of the Rams or something once that new stadium opens up. Just to be a part of game day operations, something like that. Yeah, my friends do that. Being more connected to the NFL once it's bigger in LA. A ton of games in Northern California. Every team you can think of, I have friends that work for the teams. They have so much fun.

There's some big sporting stuff coming to LA once that new stadium opens up as far as football, Olympics. Shout out to the XFL. College football playoffs. There's tons of sports coming to an already crazy sports town, and I want to be more connected to it. Did you see that joke that they did on SNL over the weekend about the XFL? Which one?

It says XFL jerseys are now available, and to streamline the process, they are being sent to Uganda as we speak. Oh, jeez. Oh my god. I'm excited to see what the season's like. I wasn't old enough to really know what was

going on the first time it came around. Were you alive? No, I wasn't. 0-2? 0-3? I had an XFL football. Black and red ones. Yeah, so I'm excited to see the rules and all the stuff in action. All right, Randy, what's your list? So my first one is, I guess, a personal one, but it's also pretty simple. I want to do one of those Porsche driving experiences or just drive like a nice, cool Porsche. A Porsche?

I guess a Porsche. Sorry. A Porsche is the only real sports car or car I like. My dad always loved Porsches, so I think I want to drive one of those. My second thing is I've been meaning to do this every year it comes to town, but for some reason something always happens or paperwork or whatever. I want to attend E3. The fact that I've never been to one is really honestly a shame.

That's weird because it's here every year. Yeah, I know. We were based there. I think it's more or less like, because you and I both, we went down to LA Comic Con and we saw just how massive and how big it was. Yeah. And how just, you know, you never really grasp how big this stuff is until you're there.

I think that's the thing with me and E3. Like I'm expecting to do a bunch of stuff, but in reality it's going to be just, you know, one big old cluster. Yeah. And then number three, I want to do batting practice at Dodger Stadium. I just, I've always wanted, it's more realistic than throwing out the first pitch.

And I've always just wanted to see how hard I can hit the ball in a professional baseball stadium. I guarantee you, I can't connect to anything. Oh, dude, it'd just be fun. Or not even that though. I know that sometimes

they have like softball games, like occasional softball games. Something like that would just be fun. I know Soundwave would be down for that. Yeah, we have the Dodgers. Chubbing up right now. Yeah. Are you kidding me?

It'd be fun. We have the Dodgers radio station in our building. It's the floor beneath us. So, you know, we just got to be on them to say that we want to be involved in that kind of stuff. It would have to be underhand toss, though, because there's no way in hell I'm taking a pitch from any pro pitcher. Why not?

I'm not going to be able to swing at anything. Those dudes are like 80-90. If it's batting practice, it's just the pitching coach just lobbing. I know. Why not? I'm not going to be able to swing at anything. Those dudes are like 80-90. If it's batting practice, it's just the pitching coach just lobbing. I know. I mean, I'll try. I'll try, but I'm not going to make it. And then finally, this is my bigger idea. Again, going back to video games so much.

I love video games. And I guess this could also tie into a bigger thing, too. I want to visit Microsoft HQ up in Washington. And I figured it'd be a fun thing to do also because we've talked about going up to different cities and areas and doing like a whole HQ tour thing. And I figured, you know, you've always been a big fan of Funko. Funko's up there. Although

I know they're opening stuff down here because I open up a shop in Hollywood. I figured it'd be cool because I could go visit Microsoft and then just do like an all Seattle, Washington Bellevue tour. Visit. That would be dope. Yeah, I know my fiancee, she's been trying to go to Washington for the past couple of years

because one of her best friends moved there. And I would love to go. I've never been. We have some radio friends that do a morning show there. That would be awesome to visit them. Carla Marie and Anthony. So we could go take a tour of the iHeartRadio there. My list is kind of dumb right now.

I want to go to where they have that pirate show that's over by Medieval Times. Oh, yeah. What is it? Has anybody been? I have two free reservation tickets that I got for a gift last Christmas. Oh, you still have those? Let's go together. I have two reservations.

It's called Pirate Adventure or something like that. Yeah. I want to go to the pirate show. It's one of those places that every time you pass by, you're like, I know this place has been here and it has business, but I don't know a single person that's ever been. I've always been curious as to how they do that because I figured you'd have to have

some kind of water tank. Yeah, that's cool. That sounds like a cool idea. I'm curious how they do that. The ship probably moves and stuff too. Yeah. I want to go to the Pirate Show. I want to go play mini golf with you guys. When you drive around Los Angeles, you drive by a bunch of different mini golf places yeah i haven't been to one of them mini golf places golf and stuff featured in so many movies in downey california uh let's go um

oh i'm gonna move on to another thing because ty Tyler and Nick sound wave kind of brought it up just a little bit in a weird way and reminded me, I can't give all the details, but there's an event that's going to be happening next year. And I go to a lot of meetings, all these guys in this room know that I go to a lot of meetings with certain clients of people that, you know, maybe that potentially that we're going to promote on the radio station or on podcasts. And one of the clients is a fitness client and we're having this event and they're trying to think of different ideas on what to do at this event. And I pitched this one idea of having the 20 yard dash between me. And I haven't even said, but between me and some other members of the Woody show, I wanted to ask you guys pitted against each other.

Who do you think will win? So in a race, okay. Tyler versus Randy would win. Tyler's not even getting close to me. No, I think it'd be closer than Randy's thinking. It would be honest.

I think it's going to be close. We can race in the hall right now. I will run down the hall right now. Randy has bad knees, though. I know. I don't think you've got that explosive speed anymore. And Tyler, although he's a big guy, he played football, so he's got to have some kind of knee-jerk reaction time.

Dude, Tyler rode the B train. Let's be real here. Oh, damn. Look, the difference between playing football and then riding the B train. Tyler was the conductor of the B train. Tyler, how many touchdowns did you score in one game? Zero. Okay, exactly.

I put in my time, okay? Leave me alone. I'm going to say Randy, but by two feet. Oh, I like this. This is good. All right. Let's keep talking about this. What about Randy, but because Tyler fell at the 10-yard mark,

he tripped over himself. I am not going to say that I'm going to win, but I think it would be a lot closer, like Nick Soundway said. I think it would be a lot closer than Randy thinks it would be. I think it would be like a rude awakening. You know like those moments where Robert Downey Jr., when he ate that burger and decided he was off drugs? I feel like me barely beating Tyler is going to be the moment where I'm like,

yeah, I got to lose weight. I think if we do do it, maybe five, six buildings down from us as a hospital, we can just do it in front of the hospital. Yeah, in the parking lot. The 20-yard dash in front of the parking lot. The high school behind the hospital has a field. We can just sprint there and then have them on the call. No, please do it at the hospital.

We'll just drag them in. I'm trying to think about close races. Okay, so if you took Cameron from the Woody Show versus Greg Gorey from the Woody Show, who do you think would win that 20-yard dash? Cameron, and only because I don't think Greg has the lungs for it. However, that being said, Cameron, I can already tell by just looking at him, you can tell he doesn't know how to run.

Like when you look at him you think of a duck prance but he has like we've talked about this on the show he has these weird inserts in his heels that yeah but that's what i'm talking about though like i knew a guy in middle school who couldn't run too much because his bones are basically they were like paper i feel like that's cameron yeah greg i've seen greg run through the halls to get back in time to do traffic or get back in time for a segment, get back on air. Cameron, I've never seen him run in his life. That's true.

Every day after the show, he's drinking Dr. Pepper and eating hot Cheetos. I mean, just eating Cheetos. Plus, he's gaining weight faster than anybody else here. Yeah. That's saying something. Yeah. That's a good point, actually. All right.

Okay. Bort versus me in a race what do you think I think Bort I honestly I can't give you an answer I don't even know is Brett running in his docks yeah and his 20 pounders his ish kickers I don't know man his lunar moon boots

I don't know because the only part that I'm afraid of is getting gassed out i know i could probably get a quick start and i feel like that although you swim i do feel like he would have the upper hand only because he just does that much more uh exercise or physical exertion like he'll talk it's it's it's brett yeah brett has brett's actually like i mean brett rides skateboards around so i think he has a little more of the cardiovascular that yeah see that's again that's what i'm afraid of. And, like, he talks about

how over the weekend he went to some wherever, just walking and shopping and stuff. Some outlet or whatever. It's interesting that you mentioned the cardiovascular because my thing is, I don't know if Brett would win because we've never actually seen him drink water, so it makes me think, is his blood like a thick sludge?

I sent you guys a photo in Vegas of me drinking a bottle of water. Menace goes through phases though, where Menace will drink lots of water and then he'll stop drinking water and then he'll drink water and then it's like coffee, the occasional bang. Can you guys think of any other good matchups? Oh, we're all kind of out of shape.

Yeah, think about it. Is this like agility? Is anybody on the Woody show who would you match up and who do you think would win? Soundwave versus Seabass. Ooh. Okay, that's a good one. I was thinking about that matchup and presenting it, but Nick Soundwave on our last podcast

said that he doesn't even like to run at all. And I know he's doing the marathon. But there's something different, though. There's a 20-yard dash. There's something deep inside Soundwave's psyche, which is competition. I mean, yeah, that's competing. He'd probably beat me, though. Again, I'm not the best runner in the world,

but I would definitely try my hardest. But see, that goes back to me and Metis, though, because Metis says he gets a really quick start, and I'm good at sprinting, but I think it's the long play. And when sprints like that, like 20-yard dash or 40s like they do for the NFL, you don't run a 40 in any game situation.

So it's all technique and getting your jump off the line, your first couple of pumps, and then putting your head down. Plus, I mean, Seabass works out for the sole purpose of being able to eat crappy food. So, I mean, there's that too. You actually work out because you actually have a somewhat healthy life. So I don't know. And he's old. He's like 50.

What if we had Woody go up against Randy? Woody's got calves, man. He's got a low center of gravity. For a heavier set guy, he looks kind of like agile. He moves in and out of rooms quick. If you see him going from the studio to the office... Dude, he's the fastest walker I know.

I'll hear the door close and I'll look over my shoulder and I won't see him in the hallway. He's got a Jerome Bettis body where it's the bus. He's big, but he can still move. Yeah, he's the fastest walker out of anybody on the show. Which is why, though, I think he has a good get-off, but as far as endurance goes,

maybe I could outwork him. I don't know. That's a good one. Best thing, though, we can't talk about endurance. This is a 20-yard run, 40-yard dash. You got, like, pros run this in like four, so we're running in like 15, 16. Well, look at our size, though. 20 yards is good enough. You need to get off the line and push for 15 seconds. That's what it comes down to.

Tyler versus Randy will take two years. Well, since we prefer talking about food more, I'm going to do some all-ins or all-outs. I looked up some new food items. This is our version of food news. And I just want to ask, are you all in or all out on this food item? The first food item that I have found is the Pillsbury sugar cookies filled with Lucky Charms. All in or all out? I've already declared myself all in for this. I have my personal life. I saw an ad for this.

I love Lucky Charms. I go a whole month. So the month of March during St. Patrick's Day, I will only eat Lucky Charms cereal. Are you serious? Swear to God. I'll eat five boxes

of Lucky Charms cereal over the course of a month because that's all I'll eat and I'll eat it as you know. Just to be festive. But I love Lucky Charms and I'm all in on that. So my mom and dad

got divorced when I was six and my mom never gave me any of the good cereal. So I can't eat Froot Loops. I'm just not into it. I'm not into Lucky Charms. She would give me all that wheat stuff that's non-sugar. It's terrible. I had two

bowls of Fruity Pebbles last night. Are you serious? You have a problem. As someone who was once called the Doughboy, I have all in on this. I'm all out. Randy. All in? Yeah. All right. I'm all out.

Randy, all out? Why? I'm sugared out, man. After I eat some super sugary stuff, my mouth gets all dry. It makes me feel weird and gross. Here we go. I'm out. Old man Randy.

I think that's diabetes, dude. I think I have a note about Randy being an old man, by the way, somewhere. We'll get to that in a second. What about you? All in or all out on these sugar cookies? Oh, I'm in. Yeah? Sounds that in a second what about you all in or all out on these sugar cookies oh i'm in yeah sounds dope yeah what about you uh again i don't know i'm willing to try them willing to try them i'm not like ripping out for them because again i never ate this cereal when i was a kid yeah because i was deprived as a child same um speaking of cereal there's another one

hershey hershey kisses cereal so they look like hershey kisses they're in a little puffs form Speaking of cereal, there's another one, Hershey Kisses cereal. So they look like Hershey Kisses. They're in a little puffs form. Anybody all in, all out? I'm all out. All out? That one doesn't sound as good. I'm all out on that.

It could be like Count Chocula or something. I am. No. I'm a sucker for cereal, so I'm in. You're in? I'm all in on cereal, man. Brett? I'm not a big cereal fan, but I'll try it. Why not? Okay. Sounds good. Now here's another I'm all in on cereal, man. Brett? I'm not a big cereal fan, but I'll try it. Why not?

Okay. Sounds good. Now here's another one. The Snickers white chocolate bar. Yes. So Snickers, but white chocolate. Totally in. All in, all out.

I'll try it, but I'm not over the moon about it. I'll try it. I have a love-hate relationship with white chocolate, so I'll try it. All right. Yeah, I'll probably pass on the white chocolate. Okay, can I point out that these two are the lamest big guys? I know. All the fun sugary food.

They're like, ooh, I don't want this. There's a reason why I'm not missing a foot here, okay? I'm not over the moon about sugary stuff. I'm going to do... Okay, you're lame on this segment. Next. I'm sorry, I'm a realist. It's going to be all sugar, by the way.

All right, I'm out then. It's a hard pass for me. I don't like white chocolate really white chocolate in no shape or form nope i'm good kit kats nope ah all right no white chocolate you're tripping there blood all right next one is starburst flavored yogurt starburst flavored yogurt all in or all out hold on what flavor are we talking any starburst i mean if it's the pink one cool like if it's the I mean, if it's the pink one, cool. Like, if it's the pink one, cool.

If it's the yellow one, I'm like, nah, I'm going to pass. I do not understand the hate over Starburst with certain flavors. They're all good. But the idea of a yogurt, though, I feel like it'd be... Did you just say all out? No. Okay, well, Starburst is different than Starburst yogurt. It's just...

You know what? I'll say all in. All right, next time, Wave. I'm all in. Have you guys ever had the Starburst jelly beans during Easter time I'll buy like three bags of those And stock up so I have them for the rest of the year I'm all in on Starbucks

Starbucks flavored yogurt Probably pretty good too Those were always my favorite were the flavored yogurts They weren't really yogurt but they tasted delicious Or a gogurt It's just like a gogurt Alright here's another item. I saw it pop up on goldbelly.com, which I've talked about on this podcast before. I love goldbelly.com. You can get,

not a sponsor, you can get different regional foods sent to you, mailed all over the place, except for Prince's Hot Chicken in Nashville.ville for some reason it's not available currently on their website which i would really love to order if you're listening gold belly hello but but i just saw a new item that just popped up dill pickle pizza so dill pickle pizza all in are all out i will try it but and i like pickles. I just, I don't know. I guess all out. All right. I absolutely hate pickles, so I'm all out.

Oh, wow. I hate pickles. I'm in. I'm all in. I like dill, pickle flavored, anything. Have you ever tried dill pickled flavored sunflower seeds? No. So good.

I've had pickles on like a Philly cheesesteak kind of pizza before, so I'm in. Dill pickle, yeah. Well, I feel like if it's not just the pickles, it'll be good. But the pickles by itself might be a little too intense. I'll do it. Why not? Sounds fun.

Yeah, I'm willing to try it. Not ripping out for it. Deep fried pickles, man. Pickles, anything. I don't understand people who hate pickles. It's like, what are you, five? Grow up. All right. Tyler. If you weren't texting. Hey, look, pickles. It's like, what are you, five? Grow up. All right.

If you weren't texting. Hey, look, look. It's the vinegar. I don't like the excess vinegar. Do we need to lock your phone up? Uh-oh. No, no, no. We're going to be nine hours late now?

All right, all right. Don't worry, girl. I'll be home soon. Okay, stop. Don't worry. I swear, a podcasting. Oh, my God. Don't worry.

I don't know Casey Bush Gray. Look how ready he's getting here. She's Bush Gray. Look how ready he's getting here. She's not hot. Look how ready he's getting. There's no Buffy Bills around right now, I swear. Yep. Yep. All right.

Right there. You turned real red there. Dude, you got to prepare for your race. Breathe up. Okay. Well, I think that's it for the podcast. Please rate and review our podcast. Please come out to Glendale, California this Saturday, December 14th from noon to two box lunch for myself and Ravy. Of course, Ravy from the Woody show and the NERNOW podcast. Just go to NERNOWpodcast.com to listen to that. Also listen to the Bortcast hell yeah with Bort just go to the Bortcast.com that's the Bortcast.com big

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Tyler? No, that is it. All right. Tyler the liar. Cool. Oh, okay. Hold on. Randy?

I think it's safe to say that Tyler needs a nice big old slice of humble pie. Oh. Big time. Look, okay. You know what? Shout out. Shout out to the Lord for keeping me humble and honest, okay? Oh, yeah.

He's only going to eat the pie if it's free backstage at a concert. Yeah, true that. Get out of here. True that. True that. All right. Bort? Oh, and don't forget, hashtag Randy is a dick.

Oh, yeah. True that. On every single platform you can find. Yeah, everywhere. Okay. B Oh, yeah. True that. On every single platform you can find. Yeah. Everywhere. Okay. Bort, anything else? No. Just thanks, everyone, for hanging out and listening.

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