What's New Podcast - Wild Julianne Stories, Contest info & Meet ups, Mega Sports Weekend!
Episode Date: November 15, 2024Onn this epsiode we talk Wild Julianne Stories, Contest info & Meet ups, Mega Sports Weekend! Email us email: WriteThePod@gmail.com...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brent.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with a way to show a morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
We're usually joined by our friends Eric and Randy who are coming to us live from Downey, California.
And just over yonder is our boy Heavy T coming to us live from Whittier, California.
That would be Tyler.
And joining us pretty soon will be our lovely friend, Julianne from Covina, California.
Now, Eric and Randy are not with us.
I'm just going to let it be known right now that we're kind of just going to run through
this podcast today because we were supposed to record yesterday and we kept on
getting meetings back to back. And then I had that event in Huntington Beach. After that, I went to
another event. So right now I'm absolutely gassed and I should be napping because I have a really
long weekend as well, but I don't want to leave anybody without another podcast. So we're going
to just do one today and see how it sounds and if it's bad i'm sorry i was
i was gonna say not only have we had a busy week next week looks so damn long it's crazy i'm
dreading it right now so let's get some business out of the way and speaking of that week it starts
on tuesday publicly because i have something on monday i'll tell you guys about but on tuesday
myself and bort we're gonna be in norwalk at raising canes oh yeah
from 2 to 4 p.m norwalk california please get the word out come on out 2 to 4 p.m of course we have
all those giveaways as usual i was just at wild fork foods you can see all the people that came
out go to my instagram at menace m-e-n-a-c-e we hooked them up with theme park tickets concert tickets woody show merch and more now if you can't make that one the very next day first time ever so
let's see if people come out we're coming to irvine baby oh yeah we're gonna be at pyology
at irvine spectrum from three to five p.m that is november november 20th uh i believe that is
correct the 19th we are in norwalk and the 20, we are at the Irvine Spectrum for biology.
Yeah, so I don't know if anybody listened to the DUIQ today.
I am gassed.
My brain is not working.
I didn't bring it up on the air, but I only slept three hours the night before, so I was running a little bit slow.
I don't bring up that I'm tired on the air because that's usually a thing like, oh, you're
tired. That's just an excuse.
But I'm just letting you know that I'm
legit tired.
Who gets tired? It's not like
we're sleep deprived massively and we're doing
a thousand things. I'll be the first one to say,
man, I'm effing tired. I don't know
where I am sometimes and what I'm
doing. Okay, so here,
I'll give you an example of this,
but as I'm sitting on my couch last night,
I still asked my wife,
is today Friday?
Do I have work tomorrow?
And she's like,
yeah.
I'm like,
damn it.
What?
Yeah.
Dude,
I'm getting so confused on the days all the time. I feel you.
Like there's so much stuff that people don't even know about.
Like the,
the show doesn't end for us at 10 a.m.
No.
All this week I have been working like I get home and I just sit in front of my computer until I have forced myself to go to sleep because I still have more work to do until nine o'clock at night.
So it's like nine o'clock at night and then three a.m. again.
So it's just all week long like that.
But I don't want to bore everybody with the details
on that kind of stuff i think they enjoy that let's talk about some fun stuff okay um now we're
doing that thing on tuesday and wednesday now this is not open to the public if you follow me on
instagram at menace you might have saw this but i'm going to be doing a listener lunch on monday
la live it's going to be at lazy dog and. And then after Lazy Dog, I'm taking the listeners
on a tour of Crypto Arena because they're doing tours now. Nice. So I'm very excited for that.
Look out on my Instagram as well for the recap on that. But if you want to take tours of Crypto
Arena, you can do that now. So it's always fun. I mean, this is such an iconic venue. If you're a
fan of, let's say, the Lakers, the Kings, the Sparks, whatever.
What team is Tyler a fan of this week?
Yeah.
The Kings, as usual, per usual.
Oh, are you coming to us live from a UFO?
Hold on.
He was like, dude, he was just toting.
Dude, guys, before we started this recording, Tyler had a technical issue, right?
And his voice sounded absolutely perfect.
He's like, I can't hear you guys.
A small issue with his headphones.
That was it.
And then he followed up, well, that was the only issue that I had for the past six months.
We're good.
And now he just chimed in for the first time, and he sounds like an alien, and he just disconnected himself to reconnect.
How do I sound?
Oh, Julianne here.
Sounds great, Julianne. Thank you oh thank you perfect yeah hit the ground running
perfectly heavy ham hands got a little too cocky on his uh we'll be right back
he got worse he was in a tunnel yeah it was bad so that made my day, I was pissed off today until now. That's great.
So I'm, what else is going on? Oh, so today, so I got to get a nap in today because I'm super excited.
They started those flights in between Van Nuys and Coachella.
Oh, sick.
So I'm going to be able to jump on one of those tonight so I don't have to drive out there.
What?
I'm super excited.
Yeah, it's called Aero jet look it up and if you want to fly back and forth from the coachella valley or palm springs
or whatever and you don't want to drive they have airplanes now guys oh dude for like publicly
because everything before that you had to like book a private jet and minimum minimum if you
want like a legit jet yeah $12,000 one way.
Do you get champagne on this ride over?
I can buy champagne at freaking 7-Eleven.
True.
Wait, with Aerojet, do you get champagne too, baby?
Yeah.
Do you get to bring your own alcohol on this thing?
It's classy, Julianne.
They have their own alcohol in there.
Well, that's what I was asking.
Yes.
Dude, check this out.
This is how classy they are.
You know who does the menu on Aerojet?
Who's that?
Lazy Dog.
No.
It might even be so classy that Julianne's never even heard of it.
Wait, wait.
Jack in the box because she's never been there.
Whoa.
Eerwan.
What?
Yeah.
I don't even know.
What?
Yeah. It's super fancy grocery store stuff fancy grocery store stuff you're no more classier
than i am i'm so not classy actually if anything i felt like i dropped into julianne's level
dressing up as lightning mcqueen the other day i look so redneck during uh yeah halloween she
came up to me she's like this is the best you've ever looked. I'm like, oh, I'm on Juliet's level. Damn it. I think your hair was freshly washed, which is, that's not very common.
Actually, it wasn't.
And now it is.
And then I was too drunk then.
Oh, man.
Dude, so, yeah, I don't know where Tweedledum is, but I'm just kidding.
I love Tyler.
I don't want to think people think that I'm bullying him.
Here we go, Reddit.
Oh, who's a menace?
Juliette and Borg?
Reddit has been giving us so much love, I don't want to give them any fuel to go negative.
That's why I've been trying to be nice to Tyler lately.
Wait, hold on, hold on.
He's back?
Okay.
Yes, I am back.
Whoa!
I want to explain what happened real quick.
You guys heard me right before this podcast started.
Yeah.
And it sounded fine.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden, by itself, it decides the Rodecaster is not there and changes it without me even noticing.
I just had to restart my whole computer.
So I don't know.
It's so stupid.
Because I was literally just saying right before this podcast that my computer is old and busted, but I haven't had a problem in six months.
Congratulations.
I played myself.
This is what happens.
Also, six months.
That's a stretch, man.
More like six weeks, maybe.
Talking about old and busted, I have a story about myself.
Oh, God.
That happened yesterday.
I'm excited.
Tell us.
Is it more domestic violence and scams
kind of pretty much wow and it happened in the drop-off line at school oh no i know i was
looking busted like always whenever i drop off uh felicity uh-huh and so i go to pull into this
parking spot that someone was pulling out of.
As I pull in, there was another car there that decided to back up as I was pulling in.
I'm like, oh, this person probably wants to, you know, kind of get out of the red a little bit.
So no worries.
I'm going to back up too.
And obviously it was no problem that they were parked there to begin with because they were there before I even pulled in.
So anyways, I back up thinking I'm doing a good thing
for some other Samaritan.
Yeah.
And then she gets out of her car.
She looks at me and gives me a dirty look.
And I'm like, what?
And she starts pointing at her car,
then pointing at my car.
And I'm like, what?
She's like, I was going to park there.
I rolled down my window and I go, what?
She said, I was going to park there.
I was backing up to park there.
I said, you're parked in a spot already, but I wanted to park here.
What?
What a weirdo.
I know.
I was like, I'm a mind reader and I know what you're going to do ahead of time.
I'm like, are you freaking kidding me?
And she just looks at me and she flips me off.
Wow.
See, that's why I don't, that's why I don't f*** bitches that got kids.
You know, I'm not crazy.
Let me tell you
who got crazier.
I did.
Of course.
Do they know
who they're messing with?
Hold my hoops.
Hold them.
Felicity's like,
oh, I gotta go.
So Felicity walks away.
Come to find out
she stood and like
watched the whole thing
dusting case.
Where my scrunchie at?
She had to jump in for me.
Oh, damn.
But I look at this lady and I'm like, F you. F you. And I'm just calling the whole thing. Where are my scrunchie ass? She had to jump in for me. Oh, damn. But I look at this lady and I'm all, F-U, F-U.
And I'm just calling her every name.
I called her the B word.
I called her.
Oh, did you go C?
I did.
I said, F-U-B, you effing see you next Tuesday.
And she just kept staring at me and flipping me off.
And I just kept telling her, I'm not a mind reader. F-U, F and b u f and c and then i took off and then i pick up felicity from school
like hey did anybody see because i was such in a zone that i don't even know if there was any
other julianne red dude i do big time like this lee i even thought about okay i can't get out of
my car because what's the point i have my baby with me thank God serenity is in Massachusetts
so she's not with me but I'm like if I got on my car what am I gonna do I can't
fight her you know Felicity what kicked out of school I'll go to jail get the
kid taken away blah blah blah so anyways I I just left but Felicity's like mom I
stood there and I watched the whole thing. And when you drove off, the lady kept flipping you off and she called you an a-hole.
Oh, that's not nice.
I know, but I was like, I was shaking afterwards.
I'm like, what is happening?
What just happened?
That's so weird.
Yeah.
I had that happen to me.
And you were just there to ping them all.
Like some lady, I was waiting for a parking space and some lady like who passed the space
like reversed and like backed right into my car.
I'm like, what are you doing?
And then, yeah, this lady was just crazy, dude.
Yeah.
People are.
Again, another mom, a crazy mom.
Yep.
My mom was actually on FaceTime with me with Serenity.
Oh, damn.
And I don't ever cuss in front of my mom.
I don't even say crap in front of my mom.
Yeah, same, actually.
Yeah, I just think it's so inappropriate to cuss in front of your parents.
But anyways, my mom heard every single word coming out of my mouth.
And she's like, Julie, Ann, you need to go back and say sorry.
I'm like, why am am i gonna say sorry to her
it's like did you not just hear what i called her mom i'm not i'm not saying sorry to her ain't
gonna happen so that that's my my uh story of me being like that story thank you now i i actually
uh i have a bit of a confession to make okay so jules is not the only one who has gotten mad at another driver specifically.
And I'm going to say this because I'm assuming the statute of limitations has run out.
Do you even know what that means?
Somewhat.
Anyways, the law is not my friend.
Anyways, this was about 10 years ago.
Okay, that counts.
I was pulling into the mall at uh cerritos
and i have three of my brothers in the car because i think we're gonna do like christmas
shopping or whatever so anyways this dude cuts me off nearly hits me and i end up nearly t-boning
him because he like cut me off that close i lay down the horn and this dude flipped me off with both fingers.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, while he was behind the wheel.
Tough guy.
And I was like, oh, hell no.
You don't disrespect heavy T like that.
No, you do not.
Dude, we pull into the parking lot.
Not in this truck.
Exactly.
I don't even remember what happened.
He had his hoopty back then.
Yeah, exactly.
So we pull into.
It all fell apart as he got hit.
We pull into the parking lot.
He checked her seat.
And I'm looking to see where this dude is parking, right?
I see where he's parking.
I park maybe about four rows over.
I open my glove compartment.
I pulled out my box cutter.
I slashed this dude's tire.
I was so mad.
Wow.
Not even joking.
Not even kidding
swear to god on my life we do know we do know that tyler has a psycho side oh yeah i do wow
i never even would do that that's even ghetto for me uh this is where we repost the video of tyler
smashing the uh wrapping paper in the. I think that's the closest
to my psycho side you guys have ever seen.
That was pretty psycho.
He is tucked away deep
in the ninth realm of hell, but he is
there. He exists.
You don't want to see me
angry.
I'm just saying, this town is only big enough
for the one of me.
You may know heavy tea, but you don't want to see dark side tea.
Wow, I'm at a loss for words, Tyler.
Good people like that sometimes.
It's cool.
So I get to see the Safari boys be jealous.
The Safari boys on Sunday.
We're going to go to a Clippers game together.
It's going to tyler's first
time at the intuit dome are you excited tyler um i actually am really excited i've seen a lot of
pictures of what this thing looks like the uh scoreboard i can't remember what they call it
exactly but the scoreboard looks insane i'm excited to see what the wall looks like in person
but i'm not gonna like kind of the number one thing i want to do i want to go to the wall looks like in person. But I'm not going to lie, kind of the number one thing I want to do, I want to go
to the wall where there's all the high school
jerseys. Of course.
I just want to see if I can find my school
because I thought it was cool.
His obsession with his
elementary school and high school.
No, no, it's fun.
That's neat. But again, this is
the same guy who's
getting tattoos of his elementary school.
Wait, you did?
No, that is not how that happened.
It wasn't.
It was his childhood baseball team that he wasn't on, that he was a part of, that he
was a coach and a concession person for.
All right, we're just going to leave it at that.
Okay, that's a little much.
You guys are state champs though, at least, right?
Moving on to the next one.
This is literally making our day better.
I know.
But, yeah, Tyler, I'm excited for you to check it out because it's really cool.
Did you download the Intuit app?
A little pro tip to everybody is that I actually did pay attention to when you and Randy said you went and to download the Intuit app ahead of time.
As soon as you said, like, hey, let's go, I downloaded the app immediately.
And I was like, yeah.
You did the facial recognition and all that stuff?
I did, dude.
I've done all that stuff.
Wow.
Look at you.
Nothing's going to stop Heavy T from that concession stand, man.
Well, here's the other thing, too.
It's all grab and go.
Be careful.
It's grab and go.
You guys know that when it comes to sports and when it also comes to things that are
free, I don't mess around.
Oh, yeah.
Because, oh, I forgot.
We are going in like this hospitality area.
What?
So he doesn't have to pay for food.
Oh, my God.
Oh.
I believe. Hey, the game has changed oh jesus the funny thing was is that so when we went to the honda center for the
ducks game a week or two ago i was telling my mom everything that we got to experience yeah and
it's like it was atlantis or something like that like my mom could not
believe that any of this actually existed she's like i never knew like what do you mean everything's
free and i'm like you don't even like yeah i saw the boys because i had two of my brothers with me
i said i saw the boys pack their pockets full with as many snacks as i've ever seen in my entire life
like this is the greatest thing they're like this is the best we've ever eaten because of Tyler.
If you missed the episode, it's on our previous episode where we got to go see the Anaheim
Ducks and the Anaheim Ducks, I think for their sponsors, they have like this super ultra
VIP impact club and it's like kind of in the basement and it's just like a huge buffet,
huge bar, grab whatever you want.
And they even have a candy room filled with candy that you can just grab.
And I think your brother's right.
They just grab pockets and pockets of candy.
It was so much fun.
And that's why I was so mad that Randy was late because what do you do?
He experienced that whole room for like three minutes, right?
I mean, so in his defense, we did go back down during the first
and second. Of course you did. Yeah.
Well, I mean, come on, dude. It's free food and drinks.
Dude, hey, no.
You don't understand. Oh, God. I could
already see Randy right now going, hey, do you think
the room's still open? You think we can get down there?
Let's go. Let's go. They made
it a point to tell us that it was still open during
the intermissions, and I'm not even going to tell you. Of course they did.
They looked at you guys. Not even going to lie. Of course they did. They looked at you guys.
That prime rib was so good, dude.
That with the horseradish sauce on top.
Well, I guess you're going to start
having to do reviews of all these
different arenas and their VIP food.
Hey, listen. Any arena,
any stadium, any
place of public
interest that offers free food,
if you would like to hit me up and review it for free,
hit me up in the DMs at HeavyTeeOnAir on both Twitter and Instagram.
Oh, nice.
Well, this Sunday, I don't know when I'm going to get this pocket out,
but this Sunday we got the entire TCL suite at the Chargers game.
TCL gave it to us to give to
listeners. And if you still have time, I think by 4 p.m. today, Friday, what is it? November 15th.
Yep. If you hit up the Alt 98.7 FM Instagram and you tag a friend, you'll be entered to win
U plus seven to get into this thing. And TCL already hooked up all the food and beverages so go do that
there's something that's even bigger that's available on the woody show instagram and it's
on my instagram at menace a freaking cruise on the comic-con cruise and it's open to everybody
in the contiguous united states do you know what that means the contiguous United States. Do you know what that means? The contiguous United States?
I think it's the,
is it the contiguous or the continuous?
It's not continuous.
It's contiguous.
That means all 48 mainland states, right?
Yes, yes.
Correct, Tyler.
Sorry, Hawaii and Alaska.
You're not allowed.
Yeah, well, the flights are just so much money
because this is going to be,
and this is going to be leaving out of Tampa Bay, Florida.
So they're going to hook you up with cash for flights
and they're going to hook you up with a cabin on the comic-con cruise also you get
a bunch of passes to all the different events if you want more information on the cruise by the way
it leaves in february of next year i believe the first week you can go to comic-con the cruise.com
but make sure you enter to win at the woody show on instagram have you guys
mentioned who's on this cruise or are you allowed to you can yeah oh my god okay so not only is this
hosted by felicia day who's like super nerd like of epic proportions that everybody loves george
takai will be on the cruise up in there yes ernie hudson warwick, Wicked himself from Return of the Jedi, and Tyler's ultimate
fantasy, Amy Jo Johnson, the Pink Power Ranger.
Oh, I love her.
Yeah, I'm not going to lie.
It's pretty sick.
She was also in Felicity.
Don't forget about that one.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And so many more.
Dude, this is a stacked line.
Oh, Ted Lang?
Ted Lang up in the building.
From the love boat?
I mean, it's on a boat.
You've got to have Ted Lang there.
That's super serving.
That's pretty good.
Yeah, so make sure you go enter to win.
I myself might be on that cruise.
I don't know for sure yet.
I'm just saying it's 2025 when it comes to events and giveaways.
Massive.
Exciting.
If you thought this year was okay with know, okay with the Woody Show,
you liked what we did, I'm just telling you right now,
next year, 2025, and what we have available to us is like 10x.
It's crazy.
I only know about one, and I'm very excited about it.
So there you go.
Keep on listening to the Woody Show.
Thank you to everybody that rates and reviews the Woody Show
and follows up on all the different platforms.
I know Reddit can be a little bit heated sometimes, but also all of our friends that are in The Woody Show Facebook group that are very supportive of The Woody Show and What's New Pod.
I can't believe all the love that we get for What's New Pod.
I kind of thought we just did this on the radar, but people are starting to shout us out a lot. I don't know, Julianne or Tyler, you hear about any of that kind of stuff.
But like when I was at my event yesterday in Huntington Beach, people were shouting out what's new pod.
They love it.
Nice.
I love that.
Yeah, that's awesome.
I do.
I do see the Reddit every now and then.
And there's usually at least one or two posts for what's new.
And hey, man, we're just having fun with it.
It's pretty cool.
Yeah, we've been
doing this for quite a long time we don't we shout it out like when we have a new episode but we
don't really go hard the number one request actually though that we just got recently is
video so i saw that yeah the video of everybody on the pod and we do have the capabilities but
we just don't have the manpower like yeah again i said this podcast is fun we do
it but the main focus are always the woody show that is the main priority and to have any free
time other than just recording this podcast to go back and edit video clips is just impossible
yeah let alone the fact that we're scheduling actually one let's see four or five six people
schedules to be in line and besides menace mine, since we're in the same studio,
even our schedules don't line up.
We have tons of different things to do every day.
But to get that and then to get six different cameras shots edited
and all the video data collected, that's the big thing.
The uploading of the video files would take half a day.
Yeah, it sucks because we would love to do video.
We have attempted in the past, but it's just too much work.
Yeah, we have some clips. Oh, speaking
of video, I did just discover I have
some footage of the Safari Boys
from the Boo Ha Ha that I
never posted. Really?
It will be posted. Let's recap the Safari Boys
real quick. Safari Boys, if you don't
know, that is Tyler and Randy.
And we call them
Safari Boys when they go out to events.
They became the Safari Boys when they went to Coachella for the first time.
And they dressed like they were going on an African safari.
Factual, yes, yes.
Legit.
So then ever since then, we call them the Safari Boys because, you know, they're fun to be around.
The version of the Bash Brothers from, like,
the Mighty Ducks or something like that.
So can you tease this video?
Because the video that I have up at What's New Pod on Instagram,
we do have our own Instagram, at What's New Pod on Instagram.
We post stuff, like, once a week on there.
But I had the video of them consuming glizzies.
They may or may not have been tipsy by then.
I think Tyler definitely tipsy on the way that he was caressing that glizzy.
So, see, I committed the age-old crime that night of drinking while you haven't eaten anything.
So, I got tipsy a little quick.
And by the time we got around to having those sausages, I was starving by that time.
So, yeah, I'm just going to touch it beautifully while it goes in my mouth.
So Tyler did rebound after that, though, right?
He did, you know, because of all the sausages, all the glizzies, everything going in his stomach.
He rebounded, right?
Randy, on the other hand, Randy was drinking, what is it, Beatbox?
Oh, he was? Yes, Randy was drinking, what is it, Beatbox? Oh, he was?
Yes, Randy was drinking Beatbox.
What?
I didn't see that.
So Randy switched to Beatbox at some point.
I don't know how.
So him and his lady were drinking that.
They tried to get my wife to start drinking.
I'm like, hell no.
Like one touch of that, I felt how sticky and sugary it was.
I'm like, dude, this is a hangover.
So when Randy gets a little turn, that's when he starts getting big brother on Tyler, even
though he's younger.
He starts getting a little big brother.
So the footage I have is at one point, I think we're watching Save Ferris, Randy decides
to start stacking cans on top of Tyler's hat to see if he can balance it.
And then a little bit later, let's just say Randy decides to do his best Ric Flair impersonation on Tyler.
Oh, no.
And you'll see.
What are we posting this?
Where do you want it?
You want it on the What's New pod on Instagram?
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Air drop it to me.
All right.
It'll be there.
It'll be on all of our social media accounts.
You can find it.
We'll repost it.
Awesome.
Well, guys, I'm sorry.
I just wanted to put out a little piece of audio today.
And I know you're like, oh, you're wrapping it up early.
That sucks.
It's so good.
Julianne has so many more fight stories to share.
Here comes 20 minutes of ads.
I'll just ask you real quick.
Any fights you were supposed to go camping with the 50 people?
There had to be at least one fight.
I saw some drunken pictures.
There was no fight, but...
Julian wasn't really there.
Let down.
I did do something stupid,
but so did somebody else.
So the very first night,
well, actually it was the second night,
Saturday night,
we had our Thanksgiving dinner.
And to open up the dinner,
one of the girls decided
to open up a bottle of champagne
with a saber.
Oh, no. If you don't know what a saber is champagne with a saber. Oh no.
And if you don't know what a saber is, it's like a small sword.
Ninja sword.
She opens it up and all of a sudden one of my friends is like, oh my God.
And let me tell you, when she opened up the champagne, everybody moved out of the way.
She was pointing it away from everybody else.
But a piece of the bottle shot to the left and some some pieces of
the glass got into my friend's leg and she had to go to the emergency room five stitches in her size
i knew something was gonna happen she came back like a freaking champ and she started
beer chugging or not beer chugging uh beer bong So it was great. So then here I am Sunday.
We have tournaments, beer bong tournament,
cornhole, bocce ball.
Like it was like this full blown thing
that my friends put together.
And so I'm like a tad tipsy, not too drunk.
And so I'm like, you know what?
I'm gonna get my scooter
and I'm gonna just go up and down the sidewalk.
And I was just going eight miles an hour, nothing big.
And then Felicity calls me, mom, can I use your scooter? So I go and I go to turn around. As I'm turning, I'm going eight miles an hour, nothing big. And then Felicity calls me, mom, can I use your scooter?
So I go and I go to turn around.
As I'm turning, I'm going two miles an hour.
So now there's a lip between the concrete and the grass.
And because I'm not going quick enough,
my scooter gets caught and it throws me off.
Oh my God.
I land on top of the scooter.
My shin hits the scooter board.
And now I have this gash.
It's the smallest gash, but there was a hole, like a wound,
like a hole in my wound.
It was deep.
And a nurse that we had luckily with us had to clean my wound out.
She had to put medicine on it.
She butterfied it for me.
I was like, oh, my God.
From now on, Julianne, for all all your events you should just hire emt to
be on staff well luckily we had ton of firemen and nurses there in our group yeah for obvious
reasons we were lucky um but we they couldn't they could not suture my friends like because
they didn't have everything they needed so she had to go to the emergency room but yeah it was a
fun-filled weekend and um i i lost my voice
because of it and then after yelling yesterday on the top of my lungs to that crazy lady
i lost it even more oh man that's crazy oh man i forgot like we didn't do a podcast and talk about
speaking about emt i just i just thought of it did i share that i went to that hot cake eating contest at the norms opening in uh no i think we skipped past that oh because last week was very busy as
well i don't think you covered that yeah so i went to this hot cake eating contest and i i assume
tyler wants to join in on it um yes 100 yeah but it was like professional eaters from around the world,
and they had an EMT on staff.
Dude, so this guy ended up eating 46 hotcakes within 10 minutes.
Damn.
Damn.
Yeah, and shout out to our friends at Norm's.
They opened up their very first location outside of California in Las Vegas,
so check them out if you're listening to us in Las Vegas.
Norm's good friends of what's the pod
and the woody show so yo thank you for that what else did I do oh I went to back to UFC headquarters
and checked out fight night that was super fun at the apex now UFC headquarters has its own venue
next door and I was there with Morgan from the woody show and I pretty much said hey you do all
the interviews you handle the interviews and I think she did a really good job.
She's like very passionate about that.
So if you're into the UFC,
go check out the image on my Instagram at menace,
M E N A C E.
You can see all the interviews there and shout out to Dana white and the UFC.
They have their big event this weekend,
three Oh nine.
I know our friends at cause them.
They're sold out.
And, uh, what else is going on?
Oh, tonight, are you guys going to watch the fight?
Tyson versus Jake Paul?
I hope so, but I'm going to be...
I'm going to go play
Bunko with some of my friends tonight.
Bunko? What is that? I know.
It's a game for women.
They get together, they set at a table
at four... There's like ten tables, four women at each table,
and they throw dice, and then they win prizes and money at the end.
But usually, to me, 50-year-olds play,
but a bunch of my girlfriends are doing it,
and they've been doing it for a while.
Yeah, but you guys are mad old now.
You just don't realize it.
I know.
All of a sudden, we went from, I thought I turned 40.
You say, hey, just kidding.
We're 50.
So we're playing bunco, and I'm a sub. So I'm hoping that of a sudden, we went from, I thought I turned 40 to, hey, just kidding, we're 50. So we're playing Bunko, and I'm a sub.
So I'm hoping that they at least have the fight on, because if I miss that, I'm going
to get up and leave.
I know.
I want to watch it so bad.
Yeah.
Tyler, where's your Bunko game at?
First off, what in the witch's coven is that?
It's been around forever, and sometimes guys will play.
Never heard of it. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. Goobs it. Goobs it. It's been around forever and sometimes guys will play. Never heard of it.
Never heard of it.
Never heard of it.
Goobs it.
Goobs it.
It's a thing.
Anyways, second, I actually am slightly interested in this fight.
So I wasn't into it at all, but I guess like this week, it's just been like all the coverage
has been super ramped up because obviously it's tonight or later tonight.
And I'm just like, you know what?
I'm slightly intrigued.
I think I'm going to watch it.
And apparently the coverage is so big that my brother my youngest brother who is not into sports
at all this dude is one of the biggest nerds i know hit me up and he's like hey so are you are
you gonna watch this fight because i kind of want to watch it all right and i'm like and i'm like
okay cool i guess we're watching it so i saw part of the weigh-in yesterday where tyson just like
slapped him dude his head and neck so quick so bad he's like i didn't feel it i didn't feel
you hit like a yeah that that was funny but then the other thing that was funny i don't
know if you guys saw this there is this video that went viral yesterday of mike tyson doing an interview with this kid oh yes 13 13
year old kid yes yeah and she's like oh what's your legacy and he's like it doesn't matter we're
gonna turn to dust and be nothing eventually so yeah we're dead like he gets into this super dark
place so like i'm kind of actually intrigued he was cussing in the interview i kind of appreciated
that interview just for the fact of him being like,
dude, this is me right now.
I am here.
I'm doing this.
What do I care about later on?
I'm just doing me now.
Yeah.
Which is cool.
It's so funny because he says all that, and then the kid's like,
well, thank you for your answer.
I did not know how to respond whatsoever.
In his defense, don't be a stupid kid asking a stupid question.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
We've got to wrap this up.
I'm going to get a nap in, and then I've got to get on an airplane.
So don't forget Norwalk.
We're coming to you from 2 to 4 p.m.
That is Tuesday, November 19th.
Raising Canes.
Be there.
Myself and Bort will also be there doing a bunch of giveaways for theme park tickets,
concert tickets, Woody Show merch, and more.
Just stop by.
Say hi.
It's that easy.
If you can't make it and you're in Irvine or going to be near Irvine, we're going to be at Irvine Spectrum the very next day, November 20th at Pyology.
I'm super excited about this because this is the first time we're working with Pyology.
I'm a fan of Pyology.
I've been going there for years now.
And they hit me up to do some stuff.
Nice.
So I didn't even reach out to them, and I'm excited to work with them.
So myself and Bort will be there as well doing all the same giveaways.
Come on by.
Say hi.
That is from 3 to 5 p.m.
Yeah.
In Irvine at Irvine Spectrum Pyology.
And make sure to enter that contest to get on that cruise,
the Comic-Con cruise,
and enter at The Woody Show on Instagram.
Shout out to all of our friends like Joe Coy.
I didn't even cover that.
One that had a great weekend was Joe Coy.
I was going to say, Joe Coy was here last week.
He went to see Joe Coy over the weekend in Vegas.
And that was amazing.
That was such a wild time.
Boyz II Men showed up.
We're hanging out with Boyz II Men, which is crazy to me as a kid in the 80s.
And we're just like, you know, singing all these Boyz II Men songs.
And now I'm hanging out with Boyz II Men.
That's bizarre.
A weird moment of inception.
Like, what?
Am I really here right now?
Joe Coy was so cool to fly everybody out and hook up all of our listeners.
So thank you to Joe Coy.
Check him out.
Just go to JoeCoy.com and see where he's going to be at next.
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Just go to FluffyGuy.com.
That's FluffyGuy.com.
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They are a band.
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It is so cold.
I need to get more Blankets by Tracy.
Just Google Blankets by Tracy.
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Holiday season.
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Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yeah, can I talk about Inception
for one moment? Yes. So Mike Tyson. Obviously I've met him.
Wonderful guy. Talked to him about wrestling. Loved him in wrestling.
All of a sudden my sister's talking to me the other day. She's like, do you remember the last time we saw Tyson
fight? I'm like, no. She's like, do you remember who was there?
No. We were having a house party.
My uncle, who's an actor,
brings his friends over.
It's my uncle, David Carradine,
Robert England,
aka Freddy Krueger, and Bob
Hayes from Airplane. What?
And she's like, yeah, we were just hanging out with Freddy
Krueger and a bunch of guys. And I'm like, not a big deal.
Oh. I'm like, no, I don't remember that.
So what are you going to be doing this time? I'm sitting with my guinea pigs.
No big deal.
With my gins?
I'm like, oh, I'm much happier with the gins, though.
I'm like, wow, what a weird moment of inception I had this week.
I'm like, what?
How did this happen?
Crazy.
Yeah, that's it.
All right, Tyler, you have anything to say before we leave?
Yes, if you have slashed someone's tires or have committed a capital crime,
please make sure that before you talk about it,
the statute of limitations has run out or contact your lawyer.
That is number one.
All right.
Number two?
You can ignore that that's the number one part.
Okay, cool.
I'll see you on Sunday, Tyler.
Yes, I will be there.
I will be there.
I'm actually really excited.
The only thing I'm not looking forward to,
traffic at the end because the Bengals and the Chargers
are going to be playing right across the street. I know. I'm doing
both. Oh!
That traffic is wild, man.
I'm going to Chargers first and
then going over to Clippers.
So, yeah.
It's going to be a busy day.
Shout out to Ghost.
Ghost keeps me going. Ghost energy
drink. I love you. I won't be at either, but I will be down in OC and Ghost will be keeps me going. Ghost energy drink. Love you.
I won't be at either, but I will be down in OC, and Ghost will be fueling me.
Hell yeah.
Dennis, look, I just want to give you a word of advice.
Sleep is for the weak.
You're doing it right.
Oh, thank you, Tyler.
If I ever want to take health advice, I'll always give my buddy Tyler.
I got you, dog.
Thank you.
Remember when Tyler used to come in with those purple bags under his eyes like,
Sleep is for the weak? I'm good. I was at the bar five hours ago. I'm good. dog. Thank you. Remember when Tyler used to come in with those purple bags under his eyes like, sleep is for the weak?
I'm good.
I was at the bar five hours ago.
I'm good.
I've got this.
Julie and Anne, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Yeah.
Next weekend is the Claremont Beer and Wine Walk.
Oh, nice.
And if you want to buy tickets, you still can.
Just Google Claremont Beer and Wine Festival.
I'm sorry, Wine Walk.
And you can get your tickets there.
So if you go, i'll see you there
i might be tipsy i may not remember a picture being taken but i'll be there might be tipsy
okay i will be all right people could be asking for those videos again
if you're if you're if i see you in person and you want to see my video, I'll show you. And now if you're a hardcore listener of this pod, you know what video we're talking about.
Infamous video.
Yes.
All right.
We'll see you next week. Outro Music