What's New Podcast - Wild Vegas Football Weekend, Food News, Listener Emails, Holiday Gifts? & More!
Episode Date: February 14, 2024On this episode we talk about a Wild Vegas Football Weekend, Food News, Listener Emails, Holiday Gifts? & More! Email us: WriteThePod@gmail.com...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I'm Menace, I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
We're also joined by our friends Eric and Randy,
who are coming to us live from Downey, California.
And just over yonder is our boy Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T.
He's in Whittier, California.
And Julianne, who's repping Covina, California.
Let's just get into it.
I just apologize that we didn't put out a podcast last week.
It's hectic on the Woody Show.
Woody was in Philadelphia for an event.
And when that happens, Bort has so much extra work to do because we have to prepare for that.
We have to coordinate with all the radio stations.
We got to get segments together.
When he's not going to be here,
we got to take over the show and put that together.
Plus, Eric went to a little thing called the Super Bowl.
Just a little get together, you know.
And he lived in Las Vegas for about a week.
So now we're all back together.
The Super Bowl happened.
But I just want to hear from your experience, Eric,
somebody that actually worked at the Super Bowl,
and you were at Mandalay Bay doing all the pre-interviews.
Now, you got in on Tuesday, and then what went down?
Was it just a whirlwind after that?
Bro, it felt like I was in Vegas for like seven years.
It was insane.
I got up.
I flew out at 6 a.m. around there.
It was Tuesday morning.
Landed.
Went to Mandalay Bay.
Dropped my bags.
And then it was just work.
Non-stop.
Like 14 hours each day until I landed last night.
We went.
We built two sets.
One in Mandalay Bay on Radio Row,
one in Caesars Palace
where we were doing some Legends interviews,
guest after guest, and you're sitting,
and you're in a big old convention center,
so your reference to time is gone
because there's no windows.
I don't think I saw the sun for five days.
It was like working on the Woody show.
Yeah, right.
Before you, okay,
before we even get to the Super Bowl part of being there, which was super cool,
like what are some of your guest highlights?
Because you shared some on social media and on text with us, but maybe there's some stuff that we missed.
Deion Sanders was on the set next to me.
I saw, I met, I mean, the highlight for me obviously has to be meeting Josh Allen.
He was around doing some stuff with Subway, walking around with a Subway cookie oven
that was built out like a time bomb.
You had to put a secret code in,
and a thing popped open,
and he would pull out these foot-long cookies
that were promo.
Tyler would have been all over it.
I wasn't going to stop him.
I saw him.
I gave him a Go Bills.
He gave me a thumbs up.
I thought that was going to be the highlight of the week.
I was like, oh, no.
He made eye contact with me.
We had a little moment.
Pretty cool. Then I was sitting at my stage, and. He made eye contact with me. We had a little moment. Pretty cool.
Then I was sitting at my stage, and he ended up right next to me at Fox Sports Radio waiting to do something for them.
And he was just standing there.
And there was another Bills fan on my crew.
And he's like, dude, he's right there.
Let's go ask right now.
And we're like, F it.
Let's do it.
So we popped up.
Hey, man, can we get a picture?
We both snapped a photo.
He turned around and put a mic on.
So it was like we got our photo, got out of the way, didn't get in trouble.
It didn't make him late for anything.
So, like, that was perfect timing on our end.
So it's like, you know how it goes, man.
Like, these guys are on a schedule.
And if you get in the way, it's going to be your ass.
Yeah, the peons, the middle management people, they get all in a tizzy about that kind of stuff.
Yeah, dude.
That was one of the things.
It's like, I saw Deion Dawkins earlier in the week.
And he's another Bills player, kind of funny guy.
And it's like I thought about taking a photo with him,
but I didn't want to use my one, like, hey, don't do that again photo,
like that situation where they tell you not to do it again.
Like I wasted on Deion Dawkins and then Josh Allen's walking around.
You have to save it.
So you had to do all the pre-interviews,
and then tell me about the day of the game.
Yeah, I woke up.
I got to the stadium around like 10, and, you know, all access pass.
So like we were kind of walking around and stuff.
And it got me pretty much anywhere I needed to go.
Then I linked up with the host and it was just from there on, you know, I had a sweet spot up in the media box, a media area.
Yeah, you had the best view of the house.
And then we got set up.
We had such a sick setup.
We moved down for
the fourth quarter and overtime on the 100 level concourse on the game day the nfl game day set so
that's where we did our post game show and then hit the show went on the field got grabbed some
confetti and some uh chunks of grass like little mementos for people it was nuts i think the
coolest part is that you got that shot of the winning touchdown you were on that side of the
field it was awesome right there.
There was a play to Travis Kelsey, I think, within the 20.
From where I was, it looked like he was going to break the tackle.
And I'm like, there's a storybook moment.
Travis Kelsey walk off with him.
And then he got tackled short.
But yeah, and then the throw to Nicole Hardman right in front of us.
And I got a pretty good shot of celebrating Mahomes running off the sideline.
I'll send it to you.
You can maybe post it on What's New.
I don't care about it.
Yeah, send it. I got my shine to you. You can maybe post it on What's New. I don't care about it. Yeah, send it.
I got my shine first, so you can share it.
Awesome.
Well, I was also in Vegas as well, but I was there for the parties.
Shocking.
Yeah.
Yeah, and it started off real quick.
After the show on Friday, I went to the Taco Bell party immediately.
So I didn't have an opportunity to check in bags or anything like that because I knew
that I had to step right off the plane and get to this Taco Bell event.
So I pretty much just left the station with nothing.
I go to the Taco Bell event.
It was amazing.
It looked like E3.
No, they set it up like an Apple keynote launch where the product launches.
That's what they were going for.
Right. Like, here's the new iPhone. Well,hone well they did like here's the new food item well when they got
to the salsa i literally thought they were debuting the new xbox yeah after that i had to kill some
time so i ended up going to the sphere to see you too for the first time because it was super cheap
to get in so i'm like well i gotta kill some time before i hit up the shack party the sphere is just
like everything you've seen on social media but just in front of your face and it even looks more
incredible in person what a menace line by the way of how you live your life guys i left the taco bell
party and i needed to kill time before this party so i stopped off to watch you two in this giant
sphere for a quick minute and then i went
to the shack party which was outside at excess nightclub at the encore and he just sets it up
like a big carnival right but eric you can verify man it was cold all week long 45 degrees like
thankfully i was inside for most of the week so I didn't really have to deal with it.
I've never been to Vegas, and the pools have been closed.
I had to go buy sweatshirts and jackets because it was absolutely freezing.
So the next day, I went to the Gronk Party.
Gronk Party never disappoints, okay?
Gronk Party is, like, the party to go to.
And it's during the day.
It was at Encore Beach Club.
And you guys know the setup, Tyler, Eric,
you've been there before.
Like a big stage and this pool surrounds it.
There's not a bad view in the house.
Now something happened at this party
that I'm going to laugh about for the rest of my life
because everyone can relate to this.
There's always that one person
that wants to push up to the front.
Like you're at a concert, right?
And somebody's just
like being a hole and just like pushing everybody out of the way so there was this guy doing that
everybody was getting super annoyed he was drunk he started like tapping people and all this stuff
people were like ready to fight him so the party starts popping off half hour into it one of
gronk's friends who's like 280 280 solid muscle, decides, you know what?
I'm going to stage dive.
He stage dives and straight takes out this dude and annihilates him.
Straight up annihilates him, right?
And then the guy gets up.
He's wobbly AF, right?
He can barely stand.
And then he's going to his friend like, dude, I got to go.
Like, I'm injured, right?
Like, he's like complaining that he has to leave.
And then Gronk's friend stays shy again and takes out the guy again.
No way.
Now, I.
Karma.
Yes, it was the best ever.
If you guys go in the group chat, I put the video in the group chat.
And that's the second jump. And you can go in the group chat, I put the video in the group chat, and that's the second jump.
And you can see the guy behind him.
Oh, that's the second time he got popped?
Yeah! Oh my god.
When he sent that video, I slow-mo'd it, because I
saw that guy get wrecked, and you're like, yeah, good.
Dude, I would've
laughed after the first one. What are we doing, guys?
Well, he was in the middle of saying, I gotta
go, because I messed up from the
first jump. The second jump, this guy doesn't even know what planet he's on.
He's probably concussed, bro.
Then that video sent his sunglasses go popped off his face.
Good.
That guy was an a-hole, dude.
He sucked.
Heroes exist.
Yes.
It was like the best witness of karma in my freaking life, dude.
Yeah.
It ruled so hard.
That's amazing. and that you got
it all a video yeah i loved it yeah i think um tmz is actually gonna post some of my footage
on on their website because um i found out who the guy was the uh yeah who was that the the dude
that was grong's friend yeah and i sent it to you guys and I was like, who is this guy? And no one recognized him, but
apparently he's an ex-WWE
wrestler named Mojo Rawley?
That was Mojo?
No!
I asked you guys, who is this?
Dude, that is no way that's Mojo.
Here's why. Mojo, when
he was in WWE, was
bald and had a really short
goatee. That dude looks nothing like him with a full head
so I know it's Mojo Rawley because he DM me asking for the footage for TMZ oh shut up really
yeah no way hold on yeah let me see this I'm actually gonna go double check so there was
hold on there's a giant ex-WWE wrestler jumping oh jumping head a 150-pound man that's wasted.
And apparently, that guy
also played pro football, too.
There's a pro football connection?
Yeah.
There was during a time where WWE was
grabbing a lot of football.
Mojo
did not have this beard. He did not
have this hair, and he was
way buffer.
This does not look like the same guy but
he's still a massive dude oh no he's still a massive dude i will say this i'm double checking
the video right now i do recognize his smile it's a smile that's the only thing i picked up on
yeah but yeah crazy yeah i'm like who is this guy because again he had all access
jumping off the stage like he's part of the show
i'm like who is this right but the guy he landed on looks like he weighs 100 pounds so good
dickhead i hated him uh so later that night here here's another thing i had to go buy clothes again
because during that party they unloaded like 10 bottles of champagne to sprain
the whole crowd and i got covered i'm like great i just bought these clothes so i had to go across
street and buy more clothes because later that night i had to hit up another party and it was
the michelob ultra and tcl party little wayne t-pain freaking dan Marino was there Shaq was there And I texted you guys
Martha freaking Stewart was there
That was the one that was at
Topgolf
Was she looking banging or what?
She was banging
She was out there
Golfing because they had some kind of
Golf game that they were doing
But they also set up a stage
out in the grass so it was cool because it was like a mix of inside and outside even though it
was freaking cold dude but um it was a good time and then the next day was the guy fieri tailgate
party that was going on all the stuff that i'm talking about, by the way, you can see videos on my Instagram at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.
And I was able to enjoy trash can nachos made by Guy Fieri himself.
Nice.
How were they? Amazing.
He took you on a one-way trip to Flavortown.
Yeah.
He was Flavortown in my mouth, dude.
It ruled so hard.
But anyways, yeah.
Again, go to my Instagram.
See all this stuff at Menace, M-e-n-a-c-e
guys i'm gonna go back and talk about the taco bell event a little bit you want to hear about it
oh yeah yes so they're like they were saying here are 40 different items that we're going to launch
and they're going nationwide none of this test market stuff so a couple of them you've already
heard and they're only available in test markets but they're going nationwide and some of the highlights that big cheese it crunch wrap where they have the giant
cheese it inside that's gonna be available nationwide really soon oh yeah they also had
the cheesy chicken crispinata that was fire the choco taco is back yeah choco, game changer. But Choco Taco, like three times as girthy,
and they've partnered with Salt and Straw to make it.
Oh, yeah.
Girth.
Oh, they partnered with Salt and Straw.
That's actually intense.
Eric, let's go Taco Bell right now.
Let's meet up.
They had the Baja Blast gelato available.
They have a tajin lineup.
But my favorite item, and i'll agree with the lady that
said this now there's a lady that runs the talk about test kitchen and they talked about all the
items that they're gonna release right she said on stage my favorite item that i tried out of all of
them was the baja blast pie so after the announcements they go all right go to the back
the party's gonna start and you get to try all the items.
And you know what?
She wasn't lying, dog.
That Baja Blast Pie was so freaking good.
Oh, that sounds good.
Oh, yeah.
And it's available right now.
Yes, I could go get it the second.
I forgot what the timeline was, but everything is being released nationwide.
Okay, good.
I want to try that Choco Taco.
I've never heard of it. I've never seen it.
I just looked it up. I know!
This looks so good.
I love ice cream sandwiches.
I feel like there was a point
in time where you could only get Choco Tacos
at Taco Bell, too.
Well, I guess Kondike used to make it, yeah?
Is that what they were saying?
I didn't know that.
Now they're going salt and straw.
It was legit.
Live under a rock.
Apparently.
Also, at this event.
That's how I used to sober up.
I'd have a rock star and a Choco Taco.
Immediately, give me like 10 minutes I can get from point A to point B.
Also, at this event, they had a collaboration with Born and Raised, a clothing brand.
And guess who hit me up right away?
Dude, can you try to get me a sweatshirt randy yeah and i go randy i they said something about the app i don't
know like yeah i can't get this sweatshirt for you i apologize but yeah they had a pretty cool
born and raised collaboration i did get him some stickers so hopefully that's good enough i don't
know if he can resell the stickers. Oh, true.
Can you get a swag bag and lug it around all event for me, man?
Yeah.
Yeah, can you?
A big-ass sweatshirt?
No.
All right, how about this?
You want some food news since we're already talking about food?
Just some quick other things to talk about.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Iced Coffee.
Going to be hidden retailers all over, all in or all out.
All in. That's the best cereal i love
it i'll try it so i will actually try this um oh really no no so so a couple months ago you guys
know me i absolutely hate coffee so a couple months ago i went to this place in costa mesa
i think it's called coffee dose and they had a cinnamon toast crunch
like coffee over there
and I thought about it and I was like
you know what, just for the hell of it, I'll try it
that shit was pretty damn good
I'm not gonna lie, it was pretty good
so I was like okay
I might like coffee just a little bit
Tyler's gateway coffee is just something
packed with sugar
something that doesn't even taste like
coffee well speaking of cinnamon toast crunch did you see this that old el paso the people that make
the taco shells that you can buy in the store they have hooked up with cinnamon toast crunch
and they're making taco shells that you can put ice cream in oh yeah all in or all out oh okay
that's like making yourself choco taco yeah i, I know. That's what I was going to say.
Yeah, that sounds really good. I would try it.
Except sometimes when you buy those
taco shells, they're stale.
Yeah.
I'm willing to risk it. You're right. I'd give it a shot.
I'd give it a shot.
Also, you can go to
foodbeast.com and you can get
all these updates on a lot of items
because they cover a lot
of the same stuff but i want to shout out foodbeast because foodbeast hooked up with a awesome place
called brewery x and they're coming out with pickle beer that is branded foodbeast and brewery
x and that's pretty cool collaboration right there that's the reaction is a local spot too right yeah
anaheim i want to do an event there soon
their beer is really good i can't remember i think it's halo light it's a beer specifically
tailored for the angels that they sell angel stadium yeah that one's pretty good but i'm
gonna look it up right now they have a seltzer that i tried a couple months back it's one of
the better seltzers i've had and And I need to find the name of this.
Give me one second.
I hear it's a really good venue.
Yeah, it looks really cool.
It is.
It's amazing.
It's great.
It's huge.
There's tons of beers on tap.
I mean, like every brewery.
But it's just the atmosphere is great.
It's just all around awesome.
It's an awesome place.
You definitely should pull something together over there.
And tons of cool collabs.
Every single time you see one other piece of artwork,
you're like, oh, it's Brewery X.
They do the ducks.
They do a bunch of video game collabs.
Very cool.
Okay, so I found it.
It is the Brewery X Huckleberry Craft Hard Seltzer.
That thing is absolutely delicious.
Tyler was talking about this recently to us.
Yeah.
Apparently, they have another seltzer called Succulent Sipper.
And judging by the way the can looks, it looks like it tastes like cactus cooler.
And I would be more than down to try that.
That sounds amazing.
I'm just a seltzer guy now.
That's all.
All beers.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm a seltzer guy now.
All seltzer all the time.
Eric, did you see outside the New York, New York?
I don't know if you had
time but they set up that cheetos chapel that people were getting married at that was all
i didn't i saw it on twitter though it looked awesome i didn't get a chance to go over there
i wanted to get some video of it but that looked really cool but there also is some other cheeto
news that they're gonna make buffalo flavor are you all in or all out yes all in buffalo
flavored cheetos i'd actually be down for that that sounds really good all right yeah i'm in to
try it out and one last piece of food news i've never been to this place but apparently nacho
says i have been but i don't remember it but do you guys ever go to pyology i usually go to like blaze so i've
been a while but yeah but i've ever been there apparently they're gonna have craft your own
calzone all in or all out yes yes i love me a calzone yes i'm i feel like i'm like okay you
know while we're on the topic of pizza i feel like the calzone never gets enough love, never gets enough mention.
Like calzones are just undefeated.
They're absolutely delicious.
It's basically like a mega hot pocket.
Like why would you not want to?
Why would you not want to?
And make your own?
That's rip worthy right there.
That's what I'm saying.
Biology has a really good like a dessert pizza.
They put like Nutella on and stuff.
It's really freaking good i want that i need that
i didn't even ask you guys now but i'll say this that i did go to a super bowl party and the food
was in fuego it was an awesome party and brett was invited to the same party and i just want to say
the people that were there were incredible cory fellman was there aj from the Backstreet Boys. And freaking X-Pac.
X-Pac.
Yes.
Sean Waltman himself was there.
Yeah.
And Brett didn't show up.
Oh, no.
Why?
I would like to say that I did not get the details on the event.
I texted you.
You're a freaking liar.
I texted you at noon.
And I said, hey, are you going?
And you're like, oh, I don't have all the details.
I go, I'll send you the details if you want to go and then you never that was like day of i had plans and also
i didn't know x-pac was gonna be there oh maybe my new x-pac would be there i'd be like yeah let's
go hang out talk he loves little animals like i do giant wrestling star yeah well i messed up
so julianne tyler yeah let's get to you what did you end up doing during the super bowl i'm
gonna be honest i ended up working so okay i had to work during super bowl sunday so i just got
some real quick in and out and just ate that during the game not the best super bowl spread
but yeah it does help out in a punch yeah if you gotta work you gotta work julianne did you do
anything of course i did i actually did something all weekend. It was my, one of my best friends, uh, 40th. Oh, I know. I know. We're going to get to that, but what did you do?
Um, but on Sunday we went just to my friend's house, had a swim party. He heated his pool.
We had a lot of 49er fans there. So they were super bummed that, you know, obviously they didn't
win, but I had everybody at the party. I was at, at the beginning, I go, guys, the chiefs are going
to win. And then when the 49ers were like winning in the first three quarters, they're like, 49ers are going to win.
I go, just wait till the last two minutes.
And that's all I said the whole party, because that's when the Chiefs always win.
And then they won.
But yeah, go ahead.
Sorry.
Actually, I was telling one of my buddies, I'm like, I'm pretty sure the Chiefs are going to win.
But anyways, I also had another buddy who placed a bet, $1,000 on the end score.
He freaking won $30,000.
No way.
Yeah, and he's a Niners fan. He's like,
I don't even want the money. I don't want it.
I just wanted my team to win. I was like, okay,
give it to me. Give it to me.
Yeah, 30.
Geez. I'm like, damn.
I don't gamble. I get sad when I lose $20.
But could you imagine $30,000? I take you guys all out. Even you, damn. I don't gamble. I get sad when I lose 20 bucks. But could you imagine $30,000?
I'd take you guys all out.
Even you, Tyler.
Wow.
Even Tyler.
Even Tyler, I would take you guys all out.
So I just sent you guys a text real quick.
Even though I was at the Super Bowl working, I still ate pretty well.
I stuck up to the press box.
The press box spread.
What was up in there?
I sent her a text.
Hot dog.
Crab.
Little stuffed crab cakes oh yeah
there was some there's some pretty good looking meatballs at the end of the spread but i was like
you know what i'm not even gonna sit down to eat this so i don't want to have to eat these meatballs
while i'm standing but yeah i ran up there after usher scarf this food down it was pretty good
dude you were living like a king man that's why randy's not on here because he disappointed that
he didn't go he's like i, I can't talk about it.
He doesn't want to hear about it all over again.
I will actually say I did run into Randy while Eric was in Vegas.
I had to drop something off at his place.
I got to talk to him for a quick five minutes and I was like, so you jealous that Eric's over there?
Do not.
Hell yes, I'm jealous that he's there.
You know what, man?
I was going to say, be jealous. But if he's there you know what man i was gonna say it be
jealous but if he would have been there man his head would have fell off from what i was doing
he would have been so gassed his head would have fallen off it's so funny because um i've never i
personally have never done uh nfl media row but i had know a bunch of people who have and they all
say the same thing like it's a great thing to actually do once.
It's a great thing to put on your resume.
After you do it once, you almost never want to do it again
because you're constantly running around all over the place.
Just from the walking, I was getting 25,000 steps a day, dude.
Physically, he wouldn't have been able to do it.
I was tearing down sets, building sets, walking.
Then you've got to work between all this crap.
That's how it is when you work iHeart, the festival.
It's just crazy busy.
I was just going to parties and my feet hurt
by Sunday so bad.
I drew a bath every night.
Hot water and soaked in my bath.
Do you like candles?
First off, your hotel room
had a bathtub. Respect because I don't
see any of those anymore.
Do you see bathtubs anymore. So that's...
There's no bathtubs anymore anywhere in town?
There's tons of them.
In the hotels.
Not in the hotels.
Not in the cheap hotels.
They are not there.
Trust me, I know which hotels he's at.
I stay there too.
He's all at Circus Circus.
Look, I'm just used to very simple things.
Maybe I just get the shower only.
I'm the simple guy that likes simple things. Yeah like anyways but like hey i i know i mentioned this in the text but you got to
give it to eric man he worked like a yeah so this is like a huge come up oh my god i mean did you
ever think that you would be at the super bowl and be a part of it eric not not to that capacity
right that's for sure like walking on the field after the Super Bowl
as a football fan?
I was in the green room
before. I saw Post Malone walk by.
I was in the belly of the Super
Bowl before it was going on and seeing all the
players walking by me before the Super Bowl.
It was nuts. Happy for you.
Rules. What an
awesome thing.
Now, I want to get back to julianne and her social
media here we go here we go and this is where we take a turn this is where we change the subject
and julianne is how many months pregnant now i'm five months five months pregnant and there's
videos of her at a club yeah twererking on the dance floor and grinding up
on other chicks.
What is going on here?
You guys, just because I'm pregnant, I'm not dead.
I'm alive.
I'm alive.
I understand, but just take a break for like nine months.
No way.
I can't help myself.
There's music on and I got to go on the dance floor.
And I even told my girlfriend, I said, if your ass doesn't get on that dance floor i'm freaking leaving she's like all right let's go
so i got up on the dance floor and so many people came up to me like oh my god i can't believe you're
pregnant and dancing that's so awesome like i hope someone's like if i'm at the club and i saw
a pregnant bitch on the dance floor i'm leaving guys were even coming up to me like, oh, my God, you're so pretty. You have like this glow.
You look like Morticia.
I swear to God.
I was like, oh, thank you.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
The guys see you dancing and you being pregnant.
Like, dang, she puts out.
I got to go talk to her.
Yeah.
Did you guys see the crowd?
Like, Eric, were you looking at the guys that were just staring at Julia the whole time?
I was waiting to watch the baby fall out of her on the dance floor.
There was that one point where Julia's twerking bent over.
I'm like, here it comes, man.
It's going to shoot out.
Well, after I danced for like 30 minutes, I started to get a cramp.
I'm like, okay, I got to sit down.
I got to get some water.
And then I rested for about another 30 minutes.
And then I got back up.
And then I just danced in the area that I was at.
I didn't go back out to the dance floor.
I just danced around the table area.
But, yeah, I had an amazing time.
And the night before, I actually went to a country western bar,
which is called Montana's in San Dimas.
So we were there, and I was out on the dance floor line dancing.
All the employees are like, have a mop ready, have 911 on speed dial.
We may have a baby birth on our dance floor.
We have a bassinet in the back anywhere.
Hey, Talia, let's go.
Let's go.
She could be my sidekick.
Oh, no.
My partner in crime.
We have some emails from the people
and the first email, it says,
and if you want to email us, by the way, just write us,
writethepod at gmail.com.
That's writethepod at gmail.com.
It says, what's up, crew?
I'm excited for the Safari Beast to return to Coachella this year.
It's going to be my first time going to the festival.
Do you have any advice for lasting the whole day?
I'm in my 30s, and I don't know if I can hang. Hope to see you at the festival and you have any advice for lasting the whole day i'm in my 30s and i don't
know if i can hang hope to see you at the festival and buy you a beard that is one in palmdale what's
up one now safari boy tyler do you have any advice for this guy as a one-time goer of coachella so
i'd love to hear your advice thank you for emphasizing the one-time going part appreciate that um definitely
invest in one of those water backpacks those things will come in clutch i i don't remember
what kind of i think it was technically like a burka scarf that randy had last year and he had
an extra one and i used it for two out of the three days because they can't get dusty and windy
sometimes well it's just there's that but that thing is
insanely helpful for just covering the back of your head from sunburned your ear your head and
your neck so i used it for that i put it under my hat um obviously get really comfortable shoes
like workout running shoes or just shoes that have really good soles um and then like i mentioned a couple weeks ago maybe about a month ago um start doing
the treadmill a little bit like work yourself up to walking at least seven miles a day because you
will be walking like crazy seven to nine miles a day doing that yeah i will say if you are on the
heavier side definitely try to lose some weight which i have actually done oh no oh yeah
i've actually so i've actually been working on that so oh yeah i'm gonna be real i was meaning
to do this this year anyway but one of my i hate calling them resolutions but one of my resolutions
was goals uh to really yeah to really really cut down on the fast food because I was eating fast food way, way too much. So I've cut it down significantly since the beginning of January.
I'm down about 20 pounds.
So just kind of keep that going.
Have you noticed any growth down south?
Yeah.
I heard.
I heard.
Jules, Jules, look, Jules, I don't know why you're concerned about that, but I'm doing
just fine in that area.
I doubt it. That's why I'm asking. No, he's trying to get to the point where he can see it. Yeah. Yeah. That's, I don't know why you're concerned about that, but I'm doing just fine in that area. I doubt it.
That's why I'm asking.
No, he's trying to get to the point where he can see it.
Yeah, yeah.
He doesn't want to know if he can see it now.
I know what I need to do to get it done.
I know that I personally can see it.
If you can't, that's not my problem.
Just the tip doesn't count.
No, look, look.
I can see enough.
It does the job.
Worry about yourself, Jules.
Okay, just don't worry about me.
I'm doing fine, all right?
I'm just wondering if it's true or not.
That's all.
I just want to know why you're wondering about me.
That's more the curious question.
Because I don't know anybody that's heavy that's losing weight right now.
Sexual tension.
I'm curious.
I'm curious to know if your penis has gotten bigger.
There's only one way to solve this.
Send pictures, Tyler. Yeah, send us all pictures. Let me see a weenie. Us, you. I'm curious to know if your penis has gotten bigger. There's only one way to solve this.
Send pictures, Tyler.
Yeah, send us all pictures.
Let me see a weenie.
On us, you.
I don't need to say you're the one that's worried about it.
Tyler, go to San Dimas and go to the Cowboy Bar and meet up Julianne on the dance floor.
We'll find out.
Hell yeah.
Bring that thing around, Tyler.
Lasso somebody up.
Eric, do you have any advice?
You're a festival veteran.
Any advice? Yeah. No, definitely obvious ones. Eric, do you have any advice? You're a festival veteran. Any advice?
Yeah.
No, I would definitely obvious ones.
Yeah.
Tyler nailed it.
Get a camelback for the water.
That way you don't have to keep buying waters to start.
Yeah.
Comfortable shoes, obvious.
My tips would be post-festival care.
Go home, wash down, hydrate, hydrate.
Take some Advil.
Take Zyrtec because the dust out there your desert air will
f up your sinuses even if you're not an allergy person prepare yourself before and after because
once you're in it's just you you get you get you're lost get some bio freeze yeah but you can
definitely like help yourself out by a good shower wipe yourself down take your take some aspirin your
body's gonna hurt it's gonna help even if you don't if you think you don't need it also here's my thing block all that stuff because
you could screw yourself if you're not prepared going in yeah also pace yourself you don't have
to go hard at noon because it doesn't end until one in the morning so like pace yourself have a
beer here and there and then like towards the end of the night if you want to go hard start going
hammer right but not
it's during the day recently talked about the zyrtec in the desert because we've gone out to
your house a couple different times yes and every time we go out there randy's like yeah air and
it's like and then he ends up asking leanne mom for zyrtec and she's like he's been out here how
many times and i'm giving him allergy pills every time we're out yeah i know be ready people
all right enjoy yourself one thank you for writing again everybody can write us just write the pod
at gmail.com that's right the pod at gmail.com moving on to one of our favorite subjects there's
movies coming out this weekend and there's a movie coming out with sydney sweeney
now hell yeah am i saying her name right because somebody made fun of me
on the last pod when i said sydney sweeney is that every now and then every now and then you
get more of a cindy oh okay yeah there's like you missed that second end yeah i don't know
whatever um but she has a movie coming out it's called Madam Web and I don't know has that
girl from Fifty Shades of Grey
who's dating Chris Martin from Coldplay
and Bort
what is this Madam Web about do you know the story
behind this
from the premise this was already going to be a
Doom movie Madam Web is
actually a female character
that's like in her 80s in the comics
and they decided
young hot nope chick with big hands no not whatsoever not whatsoever and they just decided
to spend it on ted and make it another female spider-man character and anti-hero spider-man
so you're not interested no well no i and i've said this for years now like the superhero bubble of films the hot
streak cooled many years ago it was great there was tons of great movies but dude they're just
throwing stuff against the wall now they're like hey let's grab this character see if it works it's
like yeah just let it go like i don't know why you pulled this character there's a thousand other
spider-man characters you could have picked like better, better characters. But Cindy Sweeney, dude. Cool.
Cast her as another random-ass superhero that you could have picked, man.
She's not even the lead, right?
So it's like, I need more Sweeney screen.
See?
Dakota Johnson.
You could have put her in any other movie.
Doesn't matter.
You could have made her in the new X-Men movie.
Like, you know they're rebooting that soon again, too.
Yeah.
All right. I don't know,'re rebooting that soon again, too. Yeah. All right.
I don't know, man.
So that actually explains a lot because I did see, I believe the movie premiered last
night.
That thing opened to like a 26% on Rotten Tomatoes.
It's pretty bad.
I'm telling you, they cannot make a good superhero movie.
The Deadpool 3 movie that's going to come out is the most promising superhero movie
in the last few years.
For sure. Like five years, probably. The only thing that's really working right now, video game movies. going to come out is the most promising superhero movie in the like last few years like sure five
years probably the only thing that's really working right now video game movies because i
think the studios are kind of just like oh it's a video game it's not going to make much money and
they kind of let them do what they want to do all right uh one last thing julianne you sent
something over i didn't know exactly what it was but it's called vidiots movie yeah what is that so um it's actually felicity's best friend
her dad had messaged me today asking if you could take felicity to go see et at a movie theater i'm
like i don't think that they're gonna have et's out of that movie theaters right now and he's
like no there's like this really cool movie theater that shows nothing but like 80 movies
like what so he sent me the link
and i guess it's been around since 1985 and it's called vidiotts vidiotts i don't yeah i don't know
if i'm saying it right either because again i've never heard of it until today but uh yeah he he
says that it's been around and for a long time and plays nothing but 80s 80s movies that rules
yeah they used to be a store they started in the 80s in like Santa Monica area.
And they were just always about still selling VHS, DVDs.
Like they stuck around being one of those stores until they had to kind of close the shop.
And they reopened as this movie theater, hopefully with like an actual retail store starting up again too.
Damn.
And right on the 24th, they're going to be playing action jackson
um tomorrow party girl then blade the guests halloween three so it's just a bunch of you know
old movies rules it looks pretty cool yeah the stuff that i grew up on so i'm definitely gonna
check that out where is it and they have a rental library um i believe it's over an eagle rock area
eagle rock all right uh-. And Eagle Rock is like
by Pasadena. Yeah. No, I've been there. I used to go to the Macy's there and get my t-shirts.
The mall is like empty. It has a Jollibee, a church, a Target, Macy's and a Target. Yeah.
It's weirdly small. You think it's huge and you come out of that Target and you're like,
oh, there's really like four places. Yeah. Yeah. It is an Eagle Rock. I just looked up the address
4884 eagle rock
boulevard i'm gonna definitely check that out in los angeles that rules well guys we have to wrap
this up but thank you so much for listening the podcast sorry we're gonna have a podcast last week
also this week is quite busy trying to catch up with everything uh woody mentioned it on the
woody show so i can mention it here that we have locked in for the 10 year anniversary party for the woody show details
to come but i'm just telling you now this thing is gonna be massive the one you're gonna want to
hit up it's gonna be fun keep on listening to the woody show to get details on that also our boys
joe coy he is playing the forum this week the 16th and the 17th tomorrow which is tomorrow
valentine's day or the next day tomorrow's
valentine's day gabriel glacius he's gonna be at the forum as well so check them out just go to
joe coy.com that's j-o-k-o-y.com and then go check out our boy fluffy aka gabriel glacius just go to
fluffyguy.com see where they're gonna be performing at next i know that they're gonna be hitting up
the coachella valley so i going to hit that up.
Also, pick up some Diego hot sauce.
Go to diegohotsauce.com.
It is freaking cold.
I wish I had a Blankets by Tracy when I was out in Vegas.
I could have really used it.
Get a blanket.
Just go to blanketsbytracy.com.
That's T-R-A-C-E-Y.com.
Oh, I even had a chance.
Dude, thank you so much, Eric.
Your mom giving me that new blanket, that rules.
And then all the gifts that you gave me for the holidays that I finally got from Tyler.
We didn't even talk about that.
Some amazing gifts from Randy, Tyler, and Eric.
Thank you so much.
You got the custom extra large blanket from my mom.
Yes.
She really makes those for special people, family members, friends, stuff like that.
That's nice.
Nice and big for you and the pups.
I got something for the desert that we're going to enjoy.
It was Randy that got me, right?
The pipe that's shaped like a chicken wing?
Yes, yes.
That was...
The chicken wing pipe, yeah.
You know what's funny?
I was going to say this for the end,
just to cause more havoc,
but the drop-off...
Thank you, Tyler, for passing along all the presents,
but...
Oh, yes. What a dear catastrophe, just switching those over. Tyler, for passing along all the presents. Oh, yes.
What a dear catastrophe, just switching those over.
Menace is getting out of the car.
I'm like, is this for Menace?
It says to Randy's address with nothing else on it.
And I'm like, it can't be for me.
It has to be for Menace.
So I hand it over.
And then I'm looking in the car.
I'm like, okay, this is Eric to Menace, Eric to me.
And I'm like, what is Eric to Tyler?
Why is this in my car?
So the Eric to Tyler was my fault.
I did not realize that I guess I had another gift in the bag.
That's my bad.
I did not know that.
Because he was going, he was meeting you guys at the race to the event.
I don't know.
I just got home, and I'm like, damn, I got to get out to Whittier because he's going.
I want to drop the stuff off.
You're about to go out of town, yeah.
Yeah, and I'm like, damn, I really don't.
But then he offered, and I'm like, yo, if you're going to come, I'm not going to fight you with it.
And then I told him, I'll also sweeten the pot, and I'll give you something else.
Like, just, you know, whatever.
Because he knew I had Christmas presents.
And I gave him this, like, little Drew Dowdy figurine that I that i had like this kind of sitting on a desk catching dust so i gave him
that unwrap here and then i gave him the gifts ever there's three wrap things you think he would
understand hey there's effing name tags on the three wrap things check the name tags that's
that's my bad i didn't i didn't go through the bag that's my bad okay well okay it's not like
i forgot your side it's my gift that got yeah's my bad okay well okay it's not like i forgot your
it's my gift that got yeah you know stuck with you so it's i got everybody calendars like for
specific i've got ready a packer's calendar you uh french bulldog i love it thank you guinea pig
one which is adorable just gonna have a calendar for like half of the year so it's his loss to be
honest i'll go back uh to the previous dates on the calendar and I'll fill in what I did that day.
But no, real quick. So Eric kind of just mentioned it. We haven't
mentioned the Raising Gains event
since we've been back. That was really
fun. Shout out to everybody that came
because that was a whole blast. That was actually
a bigger crowd than I was actually expecting.
He texted us on the side. He's like,
there's actually a lot of people here.
And I'm like, dude, have you not been to an event with Menace?
Yeah.
That's true.
There's always a lot of people.
What do you think?
I CGI all those people in here?
Oh, I don't think you CGI.
I think we're forgetting the real more important thing of that day.
And that thing is you had Pizza Mania for the first time.
Yes.
Pizza Mania ruled and Tyler paid for the meal, guys.
So this is where I can't be mean to Tyler.
Tyler paid for it.
He got it ahead of time, had it waiting for us,
had drinks, everything ready for us.
That was sweet.
Custom order, too.
He did half and half on the pizza,
different toppings on either side.
I'm going to be real.
When it comes to Pizza Mania, I don't f*** around, dude.
He treats you better than his milk mamas do you pay for those days yeah so we split
this down the middle or what yeah pizza media is a spiritual experience dude i don't mess around
is that why the is that why the server was staring at you like this is the first time
he's actually paid for people to come here no no i have no idea all right um oh since you mentioned it
raising canes events there's no date yet but i believe my next one is gonna be north hollywood
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Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Like
we just mentioned, you saw how I treated you at
Pizzamania. Ladies, that could be you. That's all I got.
Noise.
Noise. Jesus.
I just spat up from that. Eric,
do you have anything to say before we leave?
No, man.
I remember talking to you guys at the beginning of,
I guess, so this is yes and that's not no, man.
I remember talking to you guys at the beginning of football season
and it's now gone.
Wow.
How many days?
How many days?
I ain't counting forward.
I'm happy that my countdown to the Super Bowl on my fridge is over.
I erased the last one because I think I've mentioned that.
I put a countdown
on my fridge 22 weeks of super bowl every every monday it was like a ceremonial erase and i erased
the number one today so i'm officially in off-season mode well i guess the big event now
is you having a baby yeah no and that's crazy i was talking to people at radio row all week and
it's like yeah you know i just got to get two more shows one more show
Super Bowl show and it's like yeah
it's a big bookend moment obviously
for a lot of reasons Super Bowl me being
there crazy crazy crazy and it's
like now I told several people it's like I just
got to get through this week and then shift into
dad mode I think we're 15
weeks out 14 weeks out
damn yeah guys
I'm currently on call right now for my sister to have a baby.
She's supposed to have it in about a week.
But, you know, you never know how those things go.
So I might get the call and be like, all right, guys,
got to jump on a plane real quick, check out this new baby,
say hello, and then deuces.
Get all the crops that you bought, right?
Yeah, all the shoes.
And yeah, that's a wrap up there.
Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Yeah, and Eric, I don't know if you'd be interested in this,
but on Sunday, March 24th, actually that whole weekend,
they have the NHRA drag races.
Oh, hell yeah, brother.
Yeah.
So actually I bought some tickets today for me, Kevin, and Felicity to go.
And I got really good seats.
This bitch is in the club, and then she's at drag races?
Does this really surprise you?
Does it?
What?
I can go.
I'm not due until June.
Come on.
It's March.
Oh, my God.
And Eric can go, too.
It's only in Pomona. But yeah, the Pomona Drag Strip, it's going and eric's gonna be concussed it's only in pomona but yeah the pomona fair
our uh drag strip it's gonna be really cool i got seats i'm in um pit 13 i got i'm like super
close i'm really excited i spent 400 bucks on these tickets so i'm excited that baby's gonna
be vibrating in your belly i know i used to live live right by the drag strip and whenever the drags would go
off, my condo would shake and I freaking loved it. Oh, it was awesome.
So I did. I do. I love it.
I love it.
All I see is that scene from Talladega nights with the, the,
the chick from superstar in the owner's box.
She's like the vibration runs up my legs.
It does.
Why do you think I'm going?
I'm sitting so close.
Sit on the seats.
Don't use a bumper seat.
Sit on the metal ones.
Oh, yeah.
That's Molly Shannon, right?
Yeah, you're right.
Molly Shannon.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Yeah.
I also have a countdown.
10 days until I can sleep, and I can't wait.
Nice.
Yeah, you're going on vacation. 10 days. Oh, hell yeah. 10 days until I can sleep and I can't wait. Nice. Yeah, you're going on vacation.
10 days.
Oh, hell yeah.
10 days.
Rip.
And I get to sleep for nine days.
I am so excited.
Awesome.
Hell yeah, dude.
Brett vacations are always awesome to hear when he's on vacation.
So what'd you do?
Nothing.
Nothing.
Hell yeah, man.
Nothing.
Actually, actually, I do have a couple things planned.
Whoa.
Disney.
You're going to Disneyland.
No, but close. I do. Hello Kitty event. Nope. You're going to Disneyland. No, but close.
Hello Kitty event. Nope.
Close. Actually, I just did one of those.
Nope. I'll
give you one of them. One of them is
going to Knott's. Nice!
Because I am now the proud
owner of a Knott's annual pass.
Sick.
So clutch, man.
So I can't wait to go try all the new food try all the new seasonal items
so they have great prices for their season uh passes oh yeah i love it i love my not too fast
dude i love it i think tyler and i have a disney date you guys want to go yeah yeah because he has
a he has a pass so i was like oh i'm gonna be there on what march 3rd right or march 4th uh no march
9th i believe you said march 9th oh did i hold on yeah march 9th because you said it was a saturday
so it's march 9th the third and the fourth are on a sunday okay well i'll confirm that but
yeah if you uh i'll give you guys details if you guys want to go but
randy is also going oh but here here's the thing i go hey randy what time can you go
and he's like i've lived this too many times oh yeah and i was like because randy i had i'll have
your ticket on me like could you be there he like, I can't be there until one.
I go,
can you be there at one?
Because I'm going to be wasting most of my day.
He's like,
yeah,
I'll be there.
It's like,
it's late or canceled.
I'm going to be pissed because I'll be there at like 10 AM.
He is not canceling on you.
So I found out the reason why he can't go until later is because his
girlfriend is coming
his girlfriend has class that day so he's got to wait until she gets out so me and him does
she understand that she can't be late he knows he knows because me and him have already uh not
super etched in stone but we've already made plans to do the santa fe spring swap meet that
morning while his girlfriend is in class and we're going to head over after.
These mother effers.
They're going to be late.
Yeah.
No, I will not be late.
I promise you right now, we will not be late.
Is this going to be at Disneyland or California Adventure?
California Adventure because that's where all the food's at.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Gotcha.
Sorry.
All right.
Well, you know they're going to be late,
so I can't wait to hear back in a month how this goes, Menace.
We will not be late. I guarantee you
that today is February 23rd
in the year of our Lord, 2024.
Sorry, it's February 13th.
It's the 13th!
That's it!
Cut it!
We will not be late. I guarantee you.
You guys having plans before Disneyland
does not make it more set in stone. I guarantee you, we will be out. You guys having plans before Disneyland does not make it more set in stone.
I guarantee you we will be out of the swap meet at the very latest by 1130,
and we will be there by 1.
I guarantee it.
Let me ask the room.
Would you bet your life on a Randy and Tyler guarantee?
No.
No.
Thanks, Harry.
I thought we were cool, man.
And nobody else is guiding them, right?
No one else is corralling them?
No, it's just them two.
I mean, last time they ended up on a mountain together, a different mountain.
No, no, no.
I was just, no, no, no.
Even Nacho checked that out and found out that it led us to the wrong mountain.
The GPS was wrong.
I was vindicated.
I will forever die on that hill.
But the funny thing is, we put in the address that was correctly stated,
and she checked it out herself.
It led us to the wrong mountain.
There's two separate mountains.
We did not know this.
I was vindicated.
End of story, okay?
I was not in the wrong.
But how did Nacho still end up on the right mountain?
Well, she was with Menace.
Menace probably drove, okay? So that makes sense. Menace doesn't know where he But how did Nacho still end up on the right mountain? Well, she was with Menace. Menace probably drove, okay?
So that makes sense.
Menace doesn't know where he's going.
Nacho does.
Sorry, but you know it's true.
I was vindicated.
Vindication.
All right.
Well, thank you.
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