What's New Podcast - XFL Wildcats, Stockpiling Food, Game Show lies, Either/or and More!

Episode Date: March 4, 2020

On this episode we talk XFL Wildcats, Stockpiling Food, Game Show lies, Either/or and More!

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please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I'm Menace. I am joined by Bort, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show that you can hear across the United States. He has an assistant. His name is Nick Soundwave. He also goes by Eric. We mostly call him Eric on this podcast these days. He also works for Fox Sports. What is up, Eric? Nick Soundwave.

Hello, man. It's a love. We have Tyler, who is the board op for the Woody Show. On a daily basis, he might have his last day. And we have Randy, who works on the Woody Show, who does all the video. And he is a radio DJ himself on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles. The last podcast, we talked about going to an XFL game. And it is happening March 8th, this Sunday.

If you want to go, I suggest go see the Wildcats versus the Vipers. Can I be real for a second? Yeah. So the last podcast, I believe it was the last podcast, the one before that, you mentioned that you were doing giveaways for tickets. Yeah. And this is before we got the announcement that we were going to a game. Uh-huh.

I was like, okay, I'm just going to make it sound like I really want to go to a game, and hopefully Menace will be like, here's some tickets. Go to the game. So the fact that we're going is really awesome. I'm really excited. I can't wait to go. Yeah, it's going to be super cool. You guys actually met one of the people involved with the Wildcats.

How'd that go? It's awesome. He gets it, man. He understands what it takes for a team to succeed in LA, and we all got excited about it. We started talking about our experiences here in the city and the characteristics of what

makes a good team in LA, so we're really excited to go to the game. So big shout out to Jim. We can't wait to see everybody this Sunday. Yeah, it was cool, man. You tag-teamed us into a little bit of a meeting with him. Yeah, I didn't know that jim would be stopping by yeah you were on the way to you were hanging out with the mouse yeah woody show takeover stuff at this california adventure so we got the call and it was 100

luck but that day i chose to wear my la wildcats yeah nice the only la wildcats hat i've seen out in the wild and it's the nicest one i've seen can't find it online for some reason because i want to buy one they're're probably sold out, man. Everything sold out so fast. Nice. Yeah, so we went into the meeting with Jim, and it was cool. It was almost like we sat down with one of the guys. He honestly could just walk into this podcast and sit down and have a chat with us.

Chop it up. He was one of the guys. He was really down to earth about what they were trying to do in L.A. with the Wildcats. And we were like, dude, the first thing that stands out to us is the L.A. logo. You slap L.A. on anything, L.A first thing that stands out to us is the LA logo. You slap LA on anything, LA, and people from LA are going to gravitate towards it. And he's like, if you notice, the Wildcats are the only XFL team with a reference to the city in the logo. Oh, you're right.

That's the only LA, that's the only reference to the city. Everything else is Vipers, the V, everything else is logo based. LA is the only thing with LA. He's like, that's what we want. And I was like, dude, it it's grassroots it's fun football well also just the events seem like a party i can't wait to go that's all you hear it's a big party it's a big party and you see him at the end of the game slamming beers and stuff with that rule and to be honest dude when the chargers were playing there i loved going to that venue now Now it's called Dignity Health Sports Park

because it changed up from StubHub to Carlyle or whatever. Dignity Health Sports Park. The Chargers are playing for two seasons. There's not a bad seat in the house. No, it's an intimate setting. You're right there on the game, no matter where you're at in the venue. So I just like seeing decent football

and played right in front of my face. Well, if you want to go, it's xfl.com slash tickets we will all be there march 8th walking around so look for us another event we're going to be at march 14th that'd be big bear mountain resort with jack daniels tennessee fire once again 1 to 3 p.m ton of giveaways just hang out with us on the wood deck and check this out jack daniels hit us up we've talked about this before but if you haven't heard just go to jd mountain getaway.com that's jd mountain getaway.com enter for a chance to win a stay in big bear plus get a $250 gift card and a tasting of Jack Daniels Tennessee Fire. So go enter that contest right now. Now that we have all the business out of the way, should we just get into some drama?

Which drama do we want to cover? I have a list growing. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. How do you know it's the three of them? Let's pick Randy. Is Randy becoming the new Cameron when it comes to auditioning for game shows? I'm trying to make money. No, hold on.

Nick Soundwave pointed this out. So Randy, like secretly, he half tells us like, oh, hey. Oh, yeah, I'm going to go be part of this game show later. I got to go. And then he quietly says how he's been getting into these game shows, but doesn't really tell us any more information. The second one in two weeks that he's gone to, by the way. Yeah.

So what happened? How come you haven't been filling us in? Like, hey, guys, you should really try out for this too. The first one I went to, I sent the flyer to you guys in the group chat. The second one, I got a text yesterday from the casting director who I guess got information from the casting director that cast me for the first thing I went to and they're like, hey, we're doing auditions today.

Would you like to go? And I was like, alright, sure. Why did we just hear about the website for the first time today? What website? Oh, the one that he halfway mentioned, right, Nick Soundwave? Yeah, I can't back up on this one. Again, timeliness, whatever. You got a Oh, the one that he halfway mentioned, right, Nick Soundwave? Yeah. I can't back you up on this one. Oh, my God.

Again, timeliness, whatever. You got a text message today. Okay, whatever. But, you know, it's crazy that links to websites and email lists aren't copying, you know, forwardable. I'm telling you. But then here was Randy's next move. You got to have an account. It costs 20 bucks a month.

Oh, wow. It's crazy how none of us have jobs but are all here, you know, eight, ten hours a day. Look, guys, 85% of the website is actually stuff for actors. I'm not an actor. I'm just going to game shows to hopefully win something. Again, can't fill in the homies about it. Dude, Cameron has been ripped for how long now for that on the Woody show

for secretly going to a game show without Greg. Cameron's was different, though, because Cameron knows what he's doing. I don't know what I'm doing. So what you're saying is Cameron knows he's an underhanded, backstabbing person. You're just playing dumb. I'm not playing dumb. This guy texted me out of the blue. No, but you don't say hey to everybody.

Hey, sign up for this website and get on here for game shows. This guy texted me out of the blue. No, but you didn't say, like, hey to everybody, like, hey, sign up for this website and, like, get on here for game shows. This is how it works. Okay, but how would it make sense if I texted you guys, hey, guys, sign up for this website that makes you pay. We're in the same room after the show to say, hey, guys, check this out. I'm going to this game show later. It costs $20 to get a profile on the website. You're telling us right now on the podcast. I know, but what I'm telling you is, why I tell you guys, hey guys, sign up for a website

that's going to cost you money in the hopes that you might make some money being casted. Oh, wow. That's just exactly what you do right there. You just throw out

the information and let us decide. Also, he starts out with why would I tell you, the question is why wouldn't you tell us that? I know. You know why?

Thank you, Tyler. I got the text yesterday. So now it's yesterday. You said you got it today. I just said yesterday. If you guys get casted, he won't get any money. That's why.

You cracked the code, Brett. If a game show is looking for an overweight, lovable bear, he doesn't want Tyler showing up. I gotta protect my acorns. What can I say? Okay, now I'm gonna to switch over to Tyler. No drama.

No drama, Tyler. Weak. I was looking at Tyler's car, and I want to ask you if I can do this, okay? I've always wanted to do this, and I don't know if you guys know anything about it. So I had this issue with one of the cars that i had where the headlight is kind of like fogged up a little bit older because you have a little bit older car and they have like some certain sprays or like waxes that you can put to make the headlight look brand new yeah it'll clean it on the inside somehow yeah i want to try to do that with your car a is that

okay can we do that two is there anybody that's listening that can recommend a brand that would be the best to do that i i have to say before before tyler spews out his nonsense i gotta say i think out of all of our cars tyler takes care of his car the least really well think about it if your if your headlights already fogged up you would have thought that someone would you know hey you should probably clean that or fix that second off this actually reminded me not too long ago i i spoke to tyler i'm like tyler bro why is the words i hate you carved into the side of your car oh i didn't know i did i totally forgot that i didn't notice that up in big bear at the cabin that we're saying at when we're moving the cars i'm like yo, yo, what is that about? I totally forgot.

See, that's why that app that I told you about last week that I learned from Howard Stern, it's called Brain Toss. If I had Brain Toss back then, I would have forgot to bring that up. Same. That's why I downloaded the app. It's $1.99 on the app store. Now, here's the thing, though.

Now that I'm remembering this... Not yet. I remember from the cabin his answer that he gave me don't say no hold on i want to say don't say it was in december i walk out one night to come to work because i walk out of my house at about two in the morning to be here 1 30 i walk out of my house i look and i can see scratches on my driver's side door yeah but it's too. I can't tell what it says. So I'm like, okay, whatever. So I get in my car, go to work, do my job, come back home. I look at the car and I'm like, does that say I hate you in the door?

Yeah, it does. It sure does. I'm thinking back and I'm thinking, who could have done this? Here's why I don't buy it. Now, primarily because anything that happens in Tyler's life, Tyler's one of those guys that it has to go in the IG story. It has to. Like, no matter what it is, even if he doesn't.

That's why I'm like, if Tyler didn't know, this was definitely an IG story thing. No matter what he's doing, it's like, here's a picture of my dog. This is who I love the most in my life. Here's a picture of the Atlanta Falcons. I'm going to be a Falcons fan to the day. Hey, are you an Angels fan? Well, this should tell you the answer right here.

Dr. Angels. This is what it's all about. Tyler's a fun follow. He is. If this was how it went down, Tyler would have stopped at 2.30 or whatever in the morning, taking a picture on IG, put it on his store and said, some mornings are just harder than others. Tyler would have taken a picture and been like, yeah, you know what?

Some days I do too. You know, he was answering all these questions on IG story. And it was funny. It's like, I was waiting for him to like show some love to some of us in the room. We got no love. No one asked. No one asked. You know you can ask yourself questions, right?

He's dying on a hill repping his high school. He's talking ish to everybody over his high school. This has been on a podcast for like a decade. You know you can ask yourself questions, right? You can at least ask yourself a question and be like, oh yeah, my bestest bud's on the What's New pod.

I'll show you what Randy, after your question is, why are you fat? Oh. No, I did ask him that. I'm like, why are you called Fat Tyler? I said, where the food at? But yeah, man, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I don't need the full story because you just gave us, you know, some, I don't know, some ginormous story.

But it's like, just be careful out there. That was one long bleep. Number one. Oh, yeah. I'm careful, number one. Number two, the one thing I was disappointed at is my neighbor has cameras, and of course, it's the one night

that his camera was pointed the other way. Oh, no. Didn't get anything, so I was like, I have- Say, yo, keep that on my ride. Like, for real. What did he get? Did he get you a ring? I told my parents what happened.

Yeah. 12 hours later, they went out and bought cameras for the house. Oh, dope. Immediately. I love cameras. That's what it bought cameras for the house. Oh, dope. Immediately. I love cameras. That's what it took? Not the time your car got stolen from the front of your house?

That also did happen to me. Look, not everything goes on my IG story, all right, guys? True. So I might have been high the other night when I was texting with you guys in the group chat about, are you guys preparing yourself for the coronavirus? That makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense. People are clearing the shelves in all the stores. If you don't know,

if you haven't been following online, a lot of the grocery stores, people are now, this is the thing that I think is stupid. Okay, well, number one, people are stocking up on food and supplies and stocking up on water, which doesn't make sense to me

because I'm like, does the coronavirus keep water from flowing? I don't know, but people are stocking up like crazy. I went to a couple of events and I ran into people that work at grocery stores and I have people that work at grocery stores in my family and they're like, yes, people are stocking up like crazy. Are you guys freaking out yet? I know that I asked you about a month ago. Are you tripping about the coronavirus? I'm checking back in. Are you clearing the shelves?

Are you stocking up? The most I did was I watched that movie Contagion. I was like, damn, that's crazy. And that's pretty much how that went. All right. Idiot. Yeah. I mean, we make sure to have stuff in our house anyways

because we're California earthquake state. Yeah, to justify it, I go, we make sure to have stuff in our house anyways because we're California earthquake state. Yeah, to justify it, I go, well, if this stuff is not for the corona freakout. Because it's not because coronavirus is going to stop food from being here. It's just there's going to be a massive freakout and everybody's going to buy up all the food. That's going to be the issue. It's affecting jobs, too. I forgot who we were talking to recently. They said the longshoremen in the ports, they stopped working

because stuff's not coming over from China, so they don't work. So it's like it sucks for everyone. So anybody preparing? Okay, so I also, for the earthquake stuff, I bought some stoves. Oh, nice. You can get some badass little gas stoves. Menace is either going to be really prepared for Armageddon or have a sick camp out.

He's going to be super ready to camp. I'm stocked for two months. I'm good. Okay, but are you doing- Two months. After that, I'm screwed. What's the majority of your food? What is it?

Just canned foods. Just canned foods? Canned foods. I also had, which you probably can't even buy now at Costco. I bought probably four or five months ago i have a um a survival kit that has another month of food in it really oh i remember those yeah yeah those you probably can't buy those now yeah our friend hayes harms said that uh those are pretty much ran out by yeah because he went to pick one so i have one of those i think you're

telling me a couple months of food you were telling me that Hayes Harms put you onto this like really high tech sort of gas grill or something? Yeah, it's called the jet boiler. So you can boil water in one minute. You can get it on Amazon jet boiler. So all this stuff was, that stuff is pretty much for earthquake because again, your

stove is not going to be running after a major earthquake. I went through a 6.9 earthquake. We talked about earthquakes back in the day. You guys have been a major earthquake. I went through a 6.9 earthquake. We talked about earthquakes back in the day. You guys have been through major earthquakes. Well, not Randy. Not Randy because he's a little kid. But the thing is, yeah, you're not going to have power or a gas stove,

so why not have one of these little stoves that cost like $30, just keep it in your closet, just run it when you need to. So idea if you haven't done it yet, since you have that grill now that boils water in a minute. Yeah. Stock up on rice. So the grocery store people that I talked to, they said that people have been buying up rice and beans like crazy.

Because rice and beans are just dry and they don't really expire because there's not really any preservatives in them. They stay good for a long time. You can buy them in bulk in like pounds for like dirt, nothing. But to answer what Randy was saying, what are we going to watch? Dude, I hate to do this to you, but there's this thing called books a long time ago. No. Dude, it's so rad.

And there's pictures in it, and you can read about these characters and stuff. Dude, I'm not going to read a book that doesn't have pictures. I've been getting ready for this day for years, okay, guys? I've been watching every conspiracy youtube video uh if a meteor hits the earth what do you do of the super volcano explodes what do you do and you know a thing that i'm super afraid of is a solar flare because a solar flare will knock out all electricity around the world for a long time it'll'll be like an EMP that goes on. Yeah, man.

If I got no TV, coronavirus just take me. Yeah. So you're going to have books. I'm ready. Yeah. Take me. No. And to answer your question.

Books and sex. Tyler, you dickwad. I do read books. The ones without pictures. In fact, I'm currently reading a 400 page book on the mighty eighth in World War II. So suck it. All right. Good for you.

Over to you. I think Eric was the only one that was with me on stocking up, right? Or no? No, no, I'm not. Wait. I suck it. I think Eric was the only one that was with me on Stocking Up, right? Or no? No, no, I'm not. Wait. I'm sorry. I don't know. Was it your mom was talking about it or am I tripping? No, Eric and I were talking about how, you know, when

the so on so forth apocalypse occurs, I feel like I need to be armed with a gun or something. We were talking about guns and stuff earlier. Yeah. I was going back and forth about that, too. be armed with a gun or something and that's how the conversation about my brother I was going back and forth about that too should I get a gun? yeah

oh no I mean oh cause I feel like okay because people are gonna start going house to house to try to rob people that's what I just said earlier I said I'm the guy

who apocalypse now I'm like gung ho alright let's get out into the world and let's start forming little societies and you know but I feel like

Menace is one of those people where if Menace does one thing, he's got to go big. So if he gets a pistol, he's going to end up getting like an AK-47. Menace's place is going to be bunkered down, have a moat, he's going to have gourmet food on his jet fuel engine. He's going to go for dog food and he's going to

come home with a Rottweiler. Iron doors, everything. This will be cool because me and Menace live in nearby apartment buildings, right? Within a few miles. What if we have to trade castles in medieval times? That's it, man. I could post up on the other end of Glendale. We could have our own little steady here.

Okay, I call dibs on the 7-Eleven near me. Menace gets the 7-Eleven near him. And Eric, you get the two 7-Elevens near you. Yeah, but I don't know. What's scary is I think the world is, you know, seconds, minutes, days, weeks,

maybe a year away from just one bad story that gets out there and then a major freakout. Think about how much money all the companies are making. Coronavirus is barely doing anything to anybody. But it's freaking people out. Just a reminder freak out. Well, but think about how much money all the companies are making. Even though the coronavirus is barely doing anything to anybody. Yeah. But it's freaking people out. Just a reminder, listeners slash Americans, that more people are dying from the common

flu this year than the coronavirus. So get your flu shot. I'm very much a don't drink the Kool-Aid kind of guy. Yeah. And you guys, I mean, I appreciate you guys get that from my demeanor. Like, okay, what's really happening, guys? Like, I don't really, Until it's like code red, get the hell in your house and don't contact people.

Yeah, but Nick Soundwave, what I'm trying to tell you is the part to freak out about is not the virus itself, is people freaking out in general. You want to know? And I'm not worried about that. You want to know the people that are going to turn?

I mean, I'm really... Do you have some Namshimramian? Yeah, I mean yeah i think i have enough to get a buy on a couple days and i've lived in hysteria ready i can tell you right now the person the most danger besides tyler because he's in the middle of nowhere is menace and the reason being is because menace is surrounded by influencers tiktokers and wannabe youtube stars and those people have nothing to lose. They're not prepared. Rampaging. Go to any part. Try to get to my house. I will murder you. I'll rip your effing face off.

Go to any part of the valley and you see those weirdos wandering the streets? They came to LA to be a Vine star. They don't know how to do anything in life so they'll be the first ones picked off just like Tyler was. If you're stepping to me, you're done. i'm sorry guys we're turning on each other well so i i will say something real quick because randy brought up an interesting point yeah there is one thought i've had and it's

if we have some kind of major emergency while we're at work yeah i live on the other side of l.a oh you're screwed i can't get home for a couple days. Yeah, you can't home. So I am so screwed. Tyler's going to have to use my shower. He's going to have to sleep in his car again. It's not like he doesn't do that all the time. In apocalypse terms, translates to what,

like four days on horseback or something for you? Yeah. So the one thing that I'm really not worried about is food supply and people going crazy for it because, dude, there's like 10 supermarkets within a mile radius of this place as opposed to being in a very rural state. There we go.

Rural. Rural? Rural. Sorry, I'm sounding like Ravy right now. Rural. In a very rural state where there's only like one supermarket that gets supplies maybe restocked once a week. Dude, there's stores everywhere.

I did make the note, though, that my house is full of animals. So it's like there's only so much food for the dogs. I know. But I mean, Tyler's in worship. Tyler's got like 16 brothers. How do they survive? Me and him, we're talking about that. I'll pick on the little one and work my way up.

Sounds like Ray's going to have some barbecue dog later. What can I say? He runs out of some food. For people who are interested in what a potential emergency could look like when people turn on each other, there was a show on CBS that came out about 10 years ago that only lasted two seasons called Jericho. It's really, really good. Or Last Man on Earth. That's a good one.

And that's all about a virus that hit the world and a bunch of people died off. I mean, it's interesting to note, though, before we start freaking out and boarding up our windows and stuff, the infection rate in China has gone down. It's just going up everywhere else because, I mean, people are starting to make it up. Mother effers, that's not what I'm talking about. Not actually getting sick. I'm just saying mass hysteria.

Oh, I know. He doesn't trust people. And I don't blame you. I'm just saying that the media feeding the freak out and then there's the actual freak out, but people aren't actually getting sick. I'm just saying that the media feeding the freak out, and then there's the actual freak out, but people aren't actually getting sick. I sent a text in the group chat. I'm like, all it takes is one person on this floor to get a cough and to make a note of

it, and our whole building's going to go on lockdown. They're freaking out. Are you really worried about the freak out, though? You just go and bunker in your house for a couple minutes. Just go to the store. But then you just go inside for a little bit. Okay, riots happen for a little bit. You stay inside for a couple minutes. Just go to the store. But then you just go inside for a little bit. Okay, riots happen for a little bit.

You stay inside for a day or two. But see, I can understand this point because you don't know where you're going to be and people are crazy. Yeah, I get it. Look at the people that we work with in this building. Dude, you're one tweet away

from somebody saying Yeah, I get it, but I've just always kind of been the chaos kind of thing. Like, it just happens all the time. If I'm being honest, well, you guys are getting none of my food.

If I'm being honest, Dennis, help me. Dennis, they're eating me. I think we're safe because our neighborhoods aren't really those neighborhoods that would turn out to a riot. I don't know about Tyler's neighborhood, though. Are you sure? Okay, hold on. I don't know.

Don't say that because when it really hits the fan, people will turn on each other like that, and they do not care. Trust me. Yeah, true. Yeah, Tyler's first. All right, speaking of food, how's the food challenge going? We talked about this on the last podcast that you guys need to lose some weight. Going good. And what was the challenge?

For me, I was giving up bread for Lent. And then Tyler, you gave up. It was no red meat and no pork. And I was happy to say that we did have a breakfast pizza this morning. And although it saddened me and broke my heart, I did pick off every single piece of bacon. Alright. The bacon residue is still there. Just kidding. Now I got some

intel that before you had that pizza that you did have a cookie. A large cookie for breakfast. Here's the thing. Eat it. So I bought it to save it in case I got hungry later. If Brett wants to go into my studio right now, it is still sitting there

unopened in my little cabinet. So that is your food for the apocalypse. I have one cookie. Ty's going to be real skinny when we find him. So I got intel that Tyler had a giant cookie after someone else heard that he was on a diet. So I went to go look and there's this giant

fist-sized cookie, man. Is it the one from downstairs? Yes. Oh, my God. Just sitting next to his board, and he's ready. I see him glaring at it. I said, dude, why you got that? Well, I went downstairs for breakfast food,

and, like, nothing looked good, and there was nothing breakfast-y. So I grabbed a cookie instead. Oh, my God. That's like a 600-calorie cookie, too. It was supposed to be a snack. So you're counteracting what you were working on. No, it was meant to be a snack. I haven't touched it.

It's still unopened. Let's calm down, everybody. You guys haven't heard of the diet where you exchange your meat from protein or protein from meat for sugar from cookies? Yeah, duh. That's what everybody's doing. Yeah, dude. It's a hot thing.

That's the pro-diabetes diet. Oh, the sugar shake diet. We didn't even talk about Eric being a fat ass. doing. Yeah, dude. It's the hot thing. That's the pro-diabetes diet. It's called the sugar shake diet. We didn't even talk about Eric being a fat ass. Eric's fat, too. I know. What the hell happened, man? I've been telling you guys. I've been telling you guys.

I know, but on the group chat, but we haven't talked about it on the podcast. Yeah, I've weighed my heaviest I've ever weighed recently. Which is what? 189. Dude. Shut up. Shut up. And I hate to say it, but I've already lost like four pounds.

Oh, yeah. So there it is. Are you back in the gym? Wait And I hate to say it, but I've already lost like four pounds. Oh, there it is. Are you back in the gym? Wait. I hate skinny people. Yeah, I think I was like 185 and 186. Are you back in the gym? Oh, yeah. I still weigh less.

I told you. I told you last recording. I asked Randy. I said I was back on my grind, and we were on those rings. I've closed the rings like four times last week. Damn. Damn, dude. Each ring closure is a pound, apparently.

I guess so. Brett is still skinnier. Well, I'm like skinny fat. I weigh less. I have an idea. But everything's like gelatin-y. Brett's just a little shorter than me, so it's just a little more compact. I got an idea, guys. How about you both shut up?

You're skinny. Can I bring up one quick thing if we have time? We were talking about Randy's diet and how his challenge was that he gave up bread, right? Randy does not understand when you give constraints and rules. He's like, what?

Wait, did he have that pizza this morning? No, he didn't because he's made it so much harder on himself. Okay. Before you say anything else, let me ask Menace. Menace, let's play a game. Is this or is this not bread? Okay. So you tell me.

Bread, not bread. Okay. Tortillas. Bread. Okay. Yeah. Breaded chicken. Chicken from Chick-fil-A.

It is breaded. Yeah. That's the whole argument we had. I was like, can I eat this? This is tortilla. And then Eric said. Now we're splitting hairs. Yeah. Now, see, I. No, because remember we talked about it. And I was like, can I eat this? This is tortilla. And then Eric said. Now we're splitting hairs. See, now.

No, because remember we talked about it. You said okay on the tortillas? No, I didn't say okay. I said, oh, he could eat the tortillas. Sorry. I did say, because I was under the impression, bread. Loaves of bread, sliced bread, bread, sourdough, rolls, bread. Yeah, bread.

So when you say, oh, can I have this burrito? Yeah, dude, it's wrapped in a tortilla, not a bread. I know, but i'm saying that's why i'm saying when i was under the impression he said i'm giving up bread for 40 days for lent i'm like sweet sliced bread sourdough muffins rolls whatever yeah but i still put tortillas in i work with very nitpicky people i said he seems to just want to make this thing harder and harm himself because then he's like, well, the chicken's breaded. See, we told him, dude, it's okay. Just don't get the bun.

Yeah, I think the breaded chicken is a fine. Okay. Look, guys. As long as you don't eat the bun, like Brett said, you're good. You may or may not know this, but I work with dicks. You guys. Yeah. So every time I was like, yeah, you want a burrito? Eat a burrito.

Oh, wait, wait. No, but I'm just saying. I'm just saying. F off, Dan, dude. There's grains and ish in your coffee probably. I was afraid. He looked at a pretzel. It's a pretzel bread? No, no.

Would a pretzel bun be bread? Yes. That's what I'm saying. I'm trying to make sure. You said a pretzel in trail mix. A pretzel. Would you eat a pretzel? Not even that.

You just said bun. No, that's part of the bread. That's what I'm saying. You literally just said bun. A bun is bread. Tyler, what partzel. Would you eat a pretzel? Not even that. You just said bun. That's what I'm saying. You literally just said bun. A bun is bread. Tyler, what part of this are you missing? I'm saying I'm not going to eat that stuff because my fear was if I ate this breakfast burrito, all I need is for you guys to be like, hey, Brad.

All right, hey, guys. This is the What's New pod. We're going to talk about how rare these are. So I'm like, I'm not even going to play this game. I'm just not going to eat it. And then Eric says, you're making this so much harder on yourself. I'm like, it's going to going to play this game. I'm just not going to eat it. And then Eric says, you're making this so much harder on yourself. I'm like, it's going to be a lot harder when I get yelled at. Because we were giving you a pass on a lot of the things.

I know, but it's not just about you guys giving me a pass. I want to make sure I follow the rules. So what you're saying is you're worried if we give you a pass, Madness would call you out. Yes, 100%. That's what I'm saying. That's why I just said, hey, it's the What's New pod. Randy's nothing like it.

Let's talk about that, guys. I just want to stay away from it. I just want to stay away from it i just want to stay away from it oh man earlier today on the show on the woody show we talked about either oars and last night woody texted us all and said hey come up with either oars and we'll all share them together so we kind of just started sharing them but i didn't get to all of them that i came up with. So I would like to share the extra ones that I have here on the podcast and ask you guys. And then I also asked everybody in the room to come up with their own either ors. And let's just start sharing them and we'll see what we come up with. OK, you ready?

So here's some stuff that did not make it on there. Well, actually, this one did, but I didn't get anybody's response. So I still I still want to get everyone's answer. Okay? Number one. Poop from your nose or pee from your eyes? What would you do? What would you rather have? I think pee from my eyes. I think pee from my eyes. I feel like poop from my nose would be

painful. Yeah? Very uncomfortable. Also, my eyes are already used to crying with tear ducts and everything. I just feel like it would be more natural. Okay. That's the way it feels in his heart. Yeah, I've had stuff come out of my nose before, so that's never fun to talk about. Yeah, I feel feel it would be more natural. That's the way it feels in his heart. Yeah, I've had stuff come out my nose before, so that's never fun. Yeah, I feel like it would be stuffed up all the time. That would suck.

Yeah, come from someone with sinus problems, I'd rather pee in my ass. Or like overly clear, maybe. It's all just really cleared out. All right, what else? You guys have any? All right, here's a good one I found. Would you rather speak every language fluently

or play every instrument perfectly? Ooh. Ooh, I'll go instrument. You think instrument? Yeah, because you I'll go instrument. You think instrument? Yeah, because you can do way more. You can learn a language, right? You can do way more with that than speaking languages. All right, what about you, Brett?

Damn. That's hard, man, because I'd love to speak German fluently. I know a little in Japanese and stuff, but playing instruments I've never been able to do. Yeah. Instead of languages. Languages?

I'd rather learn languages because that way I could get all the cheese man from everybody.uages. Languages? I'd rather learn languages because that way I could get all the cheese man from everybody. All right. What about you? I'm going to... It's really close,

but I think I'm going to go instruments. That's good, yeah. Yeah, I think I'm going to go language also. Language? Yeah. Something about communicating.

People... You can't just show off being able to play guitar at all times, but you can just drop some knowledge in Mandarin Chinese on somebody at any moment. I chose languages. Instruments would be cool, but aside from playing guitar...

Although I have always had this dream of randomly pulling out a violin in the middle of a party and just being bossed up. Just randomly breaking into Devil, coming down to Georgia on a violin in the middle of a party. Alright guys, I'm out. I was the guy playing the violin earlier. I don't know if you saw that. Have you ever seen those random pianos? You sit down.

Yeah. Oh, that'd be sick. That'd be cool. All right, Tyler, you seem to be itching to share something. So I actually have a sports one. Okay. Would you rather take a punch from Mike Tyson? It's one punch.

We've talked about this. Or would you rather take a tombstone pile driver and a choke slam from The Undertaker? Probably The Undertaker because that's, I mean, I'm not actually getting choke slams, so it's like... Well, it still hurts. Yeah.

Every single person... Thank you, Brett. All right, all right, all right. Every single person who's ever taken a choke slam says it's the one wrestling move you can't protect yourself. It's just flat on your back.

That's my big thing about it. It's like people say wrestling's fake. Well, they're still hitting the mat. Yeah. I think that I would still go with the chokelam, though, because the mat still has a little bit of give. Now, remember, it is a chokeslam and a tombstone pile driver, so you'd have to take both.

Oh, and a tombstone. You'd have to take both. Or just one punch. Yeah, but Mike Tyson, man. Okay, what Mike Tyson? Like prime Mike Tyson or Mike Tyson right now? Yeah, prime Mike Tyson right now. Yeah, don't.

Oh, Mike Tyson right now? Dude, I saw a video of Mike Tyson right now. Yeah, he's scary. Someone threw on Twitter a couple weeks ago of him and he was doing a little movement. I showed you the video. I know you did. He had some punch, man.

It's so funny you mention that. Did he knock you out right now? Mike Tyson has a podcast, and recently he had a guest on. He was crying about how he misses the monster he used to be. He's like, I can't be that guy anymore because I'm afraid of what's going to happen if I turn into him again. So I think I might choose

the choke slam versus Mike Tyson going full on rage mode. If we're talking a punch to the body, I'd probably take Mike Tyson just to say I took a punch from Mike Tyson, to be honest. Oh, true. That's true. I've met Mike Tyson. A street cred. I've shaken his hand. I've looked him in the eyes. Yeah, I'm taking that choke slam and that's it.

What would you rather have as a pet? A rhino or a hippo? Oh, a rhino. Rhino, hands down. Hippos are dangerous, man. Hippo, man. I just watched a National Geographic

on hippos. They're badass, dude. Do you just get high all day and watch National Geographic? Dude, I watched tons of National Geographic. Yesterday, I watched

80s Decade That Made Us on National Geographic. Dude, if you watch one called The Flood on National Geographic, they have a 30-minute section on hippos and how they literally are the reason for the veins of the planes and stuff.

Because they're literally underwater, walking and marching for six to seven minutes at a time. And they're underwater, and that's why the water flows from this huge peninsula into the ocean. If Supersonication right now is listening to this, I need some Photoshop image of Nick Soundwave plus Soundwave from the Transformers plus National Geographic.

Put them in a jungle somewhere. Just do something with that. Dude, hippos. They're adorable. Hippos are super dangerous though. You hear Pablo Escobar, he used to have them as pets and now they're still around

and they murder people. Imagine how pissed off you are in Colombia. There's a random hippo just running around. And they're crazy fast, too. Well, don't piss off the hippo and you'll be good, man. That's the thing. If I own a hippo and people see a hippo, and we're living here in America, people are going, oh, it's cute.

It's adorable. If I have a rhino, people are going to get the hell out of my way. People are educated enough that they know hippos are dangerous. If we're talking pets, like if we're just talking pet or like protective pet. Pet, you want a hippo. You could do way more with a hippo. Rhinos can't lift up their heads more than like three inches. Exactly.

You leave it in the backyard. And then you're just going to get a horn to the face. Think about it. If you have a hippo, then you have to supply a pool. Then it's like lots of food. Whereas a rhino, just runs outside. I'm going rhino. Me too.

All right. I got one. I got one. I got one. Okay. Hippo. So would you rather either or here? Yep. Have all green lights for the rest of your life or never have to wait in line again?

Never have to wait in line again. I'm used to getting red lights. Whatever. Yeah, because I go to a lot of theme parks, so it'd be dope to never have to wait in line for anything. Would it be worth it, though? Let's say you go to Disney and you ride everything within the first hour or whatever. It's like, do I hang out or do I just go home?

Think about that Tuesday, though. You're driving down Sepulveda and you hit all greens. Yeah, that's true. Hold on. I've been to theme parks and waited in lines. I hate lines. I despise lines. Yeah.

And I recently may have gone on a bunch of rides very very fast with no line and i'm gonna say this you never want to wait in a line again yeah you can do anything you can eat you can drink you can just stare at the sky man you can do anything else but waiting in that damn line no lines and imagine okay so there's a very popular chicken spot here in los angeles it's called Howlin' Ray's. Yeah. And the wait is like two hours. Nope.

Sometimes. Nope. Not doing it. You don't have to wait. You don't have to wait. That's what I was going to say. It's like you don't use it just as theme parks. You're at a sporting event. You want a beer.

You want food. You cut the line. You want to go to the bathroom. You cut the line. Like you do it wherever you want. Yeah, I'm taking the line. I'll wait at lights. Movie tickets cut the line.

Tell Eric this. I chose no lines. Why do you have to be a dick? He's telling it to you the line. Tell Eric this. I chose no lines. He's selling it to you, Randy. Like, Randy, stupid question, idiot. I'm like, let me show you more on something

you're sold on already. So are you sold on no lines now? Next time, are you still going no lines? No, I'm going no traffic. I want all greens.

I hate sitting in traffic, man. It sucks. I can stand in line. I'm usually in line with people I like, so it's not too bad. But it's the people

around you, though. Yeah, yeah. Lines, don't get me wrong. Lines do suck, but I can tolerate lines a lot more than I used to. All right, I got one. Would you rather give up access to the internet or give up access to motor vehicles? That means no Lyft, no Uber. You can drive cars, motorcycles, all that.

Or no internet whatsoever. Huh. Do I still have to walk? Do I still have to get far distances every day like via bus or whatever pertaining to your current commute current commute i'll give up motor vehicles i'll give up motor vehicles as well it gives me an excuse not to go anywhere yeah oh i can't visit you today i can still walk to the airport it'll take me a while but there's an airport brandy sees it as a reason to be a

shut-in. I'm like, I could get out more, I guess. I could walk to work. I could walk to the grocery store. Randy's like, yeah, now I don't have to leave my house. Tyler's like, no way. To be perfectly honest. How long do you think it would take Tyler to walk home? Let me look it up on Google Maps. Let's try.

I'll take my Rhino. Randy did that recently. He was like, oh, I think I'll just try to walk home. Such a stupid idea. I think I might actually do no internet. Really? I think I'm going to do no internet. All right. So for the average person, not Tyler, if they were to walk from the city of Whittier, no

specific location, to our current building, it would take them eight hours. Eight hours? No way. It would take him way longer. He would have to take a nap. It would take 36 hours. I need to leave right now in order to be back by tomorrow morning.

Okay, I have another one. Would you rather have a 2003 Ferrari or a brand new 2020 RV? 2020 RV. 2020 RV. 2020 RV. 2020 RV. 2020 RV. 2020 RV. How old is the Ferrari again?

2003. I'll take the Ferrari. Ferrarans. Ferrarans are overrated, man. I'll take the Ferrari. I think I might take the Ferrari because, again, if you get a brand new 2020 RV right now, where are you going to put that thing?

Not in this town. You're thinking like, oh, I have somewhere to put it. Yeah. I can put a Ferrari anywhere. I can't put a giant RV anywhere. We had a 20-foot trailer on top of my brother's boat, on top of my dad's old Suburban. So things pile up, especially in L.A. County, which a lot of places don't have overnight parking in areas so we had to throw all of our everyday cars back into our driveway with our 19 foot trailer with our boat with our server with our old mustang oh dude yeah

you could definitely have a logistic problems if you don't think about rv parking i know but i would take rv for sure i would figure it out if i could just be handed a 2020 rv i would just live in the rv man if it's brand new like that, there's that option too. Pull a Seabass. Would you rather have Randy pitch you for a sponsorship idea or have Tyler help you with a relationship issue?

I actually like this one. So Randy has to be the guy that pitches me to land a sponsorship. What's a sponsorship though? No, just any sponsorship. I mean, I'm going to brag, but I kind of helped out with the XFL thing. Yeah, help.

Okay. Or Tyler will help you with a relationship issue, like talk for you and help you. Oh, God. I think I'm going to have to go with Tyler. Really? I'm sorry. I think Tyler... You know how to go with Tyler. Yeah! Really? I'm sorry. I think Tyler... You know how Tyler gets on that little serious swag mode with his voice?

It's not that hard to stumble through some mushy-gushy sentences. You would actually have to do some thinking and be a little nervous. Tyler could spew. Sometimes your heart pulls you in one direction and sometimes your mind in the other. See, off the top of the dome, a monkey can come up with that. You know what? I actually want you to choose Tyler so I can watch your relationships crumble from the words that he says. I would actually go with Randy because it's Tyler's initial conversation starter that ruins everything where he goes,

Hey, you. Come here. I need to talk to you. Okay. Well, it wouldn't be like that. Everything Tyler does has to be a romantic comedy. It can't just be him just doing something. It'd probably be easier to pick up the pieces

from a messed up conversation with Tyler than a messed up conversation with Randy. I think Randy will hit enough bullet points that they'll kind of get an idea, maybe, and then they'll just talk to me after. Or they might be so confused by it, they'll be like, here, just take the money. He's trying. Yeah, where take the money. He's trying.

He's trying. Good try. Let him try. It's alright. Alright, well guys, gotta wrap this up. Wait, Tyler, you look like you had one more. I actually had one more and this one's actually more for Eric. This is exactly what he does all day when he's in the studio by himself. Either or.

Here we go. World Series Game 7 behind home plate or Super Bowl on the 50-yard line? Ooh. World Series Game 7 home plate, for sure. Without a doubt. Super Bowl, 50-yard line ain't all it's all cracked up to be, man. No. Home plate right behind.

I'll take that over many a sporting event. I think I might do Super Bowl, though. Because, I mean, because in the baseball situation, it could just be a strikeout and then it's over. I like the setting for a baseball game more than a playoff game. The setting, man, is chill. So behind home plate, there's nothing in front of you but the game. Yeah.

You know, on 50-yard line, I get you're right there. You still got to look through it. And the play could still be 50 yards or 40, I guess that way. 40 that way. You're still turning. If you're right behind home plate, you're literally sitting there drinking a beer looking forward the entire game. It's just non-stop intensity. I have certain

pet peeves when it comes to sporting events. Realistically speaking, if you're behind home plate game seven, the people you're around probably aren't going to be annoying people. They're just sitting there enjoying the game. Whereas football, you got people yelling stuff. They're like, you suck. And it's like, all right, bro, shut up.

I want to watch the game. So I think as far as ambiance is concerned. I'm assuming my team did it too, but there's also that fact too. If I'm just at a Super Bowl, it could be two teams I could care less about. It would be the Bills. Okay. Who would you rather see in the World Series? The Angels or the World Series? The Angels

or the Astros? Oh, the Angels. The Angels. The Angels or the Boston Red Sox? The Angels. It's like a Bay Area, LA area beef. Everyone's like, oh, the Dodgers hit me. We can care less. Boston Red Sox or

the Astros? Red Sox. I mean, they both cheated, but the Astros can go to hell. Yeah, Astros can burn. Burn in hell. I think I can keep on asking. There's so many to do this. I got to get the soapbox. Dude, the videos of them getting chirped on Twitter every day.

I saw the first one today of somebody come up like, man, we should just let them play baseball. F that. Yeah, go to hell. Every new away arena is licking their chops every night. Every night there's a new batch of fans thinking, oh, this is the first time they're in town. Get the signs ready.

And I can't get enough of it. Load. Unload on them. Just let them have it. Every bat. Altuve can rot. Just wait until they go to Yankee Stadium and Dodger Stadium. They're going to be so bad for them.

Astros or Yankees? Yankees. Yankees. Horrible. Dude, I'm telling you, the Astros will forever be a team that's destined to burn in hell. But there's so many layers to it, man. Think about it. The year they won the World Series, what happened in Houston? They got hit by a natural disaster. All of LA, all the country was rallying for them.

And then they pulled that crap. And the team is so smug dude Like they were so full Oh we played it the right way The whole time they were winning And then people brought up A couple instances And like no we would never do that

That's not the way of the game Verlander can't get his Verlander couldn't shut up Before this happened Now he doesn't say a single word Almost cussed for a second Sorry man Game all right

All right You know F the Astros. I went to eternity. I like Houston as a city, but the Astros, they can go to hell. Eric brought up a good point that every away stadium is licking their chops.

The Angels home opener series is against the Astros. I've already got tickets for Friday and Saturday night. I'm going. If you guys want to come, join me. If I get banned from Angel Stadium, that's okay. The only ones I care about are Friday and Saturday night. Oh, damn. I'm going. Are we going? If you guys want to come, join me. But I got tickets for Friday and Saturday night. If I get banned from Angel Stadium, that's okay. Because the only ones I care about are the Honda Center and Dodgers Stadium. If you get banned from Angel Stadium, I'll gladly help throw you out.

All right. Let's get this wrapped up for the fifth, sixth time. Okay. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Listen to the Bortcast. Yeah. Hell yeah. Make sure you go to the Bortcast.com

and check him out also follow the Bortcast on social media what's up to the Nerd Not Podcast with Ravy Cameron and Randy he's on all these podcasts you can hear his lovely voice everywhere listen to the listen to the Joe Coy podcast

which has been a topic on the Woody show for the past couple of weeks. You can go to Joe Coy.com. That's J O K O Y.com. Listen to that podcast. What's up to the man, Kim podcast, man,

Kim. They're also a band. They tour the world and they play music. Check out their song daylight. That's one of my favorites. They have so many good songs that I can just list them forever, but just go check it out right now what's up to the sex with emily podcast just go to sex with emily.com she's killing it has a ton

of video content you can check out on our social media at sex with emily it's a fun very very fun social media to follow i actually just started following her on instagram oh sweet yeah dude she stepped up her video game hardcore way better than randy yeah it's really really good good. You would think Randy would research to see how he can make his stuff better, but, you know, whatever. It's Randy. It would be nice if my equipment wouldn't die in five seconds. Anyways. Duct tape, bro.

Yeah, duct tape. And, of course, listen to, oh, yeah, Cameron has his podcast, Mostly True Opinions, with his fiancee Katie. Also listen to the Woody Show podcast, The Mothership, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show. Don't forget, enter those contests,

jdmountaingetaway.com, so you can hang out with us. March 14th is happening at Big Bear Mountain Resort, 1 to 3 p.m. on the Wood Deck. Just come hang out. We have a ton of giveaways for you as well. And what else do I got for you? What else did we talk about?

Wildcats game this Sunday. Oh, yeah. And we're going to be at the Wildcats game this Sunday, March 8th. And it's going to be super fun. So make sure you get your tickets, xfl.com slash tickets. Make sure to get a TikTok to participate in our TikTok Disney California Adventure Takeover thing. Yeah.

Oh, that was going to be – I wrote that down. I didn't bring that up. Do you think our listeners are using TikTok? Because I don't know. Okay. I think people have accounts to watch stuff on TikTok. I'm not quite sure if people are doing actual TikTok. I don't know because remember we did we did those events

at lazy dog restaurant and i asked people they had tiktok and no one made any noise and we've been promoting like this tiktok giveaway yeah a couple days and i mean is they the response is not that big hey i think there's a demographic for it and i think the demographic may slowly be getting on to it but it's not picking up like as fast as Snapchat. Which translates to Instagram. If you don't have tickets, this is probably the easiest way for you to win tickets. So get a TikTok. It's slowly creeping up.

Like I had my first friend ask me if I had it recently. And it's that's, he's usually the friend that's more ahead. You said your username is Nick Soundwave, right? Yeah, that one's already taken. Oh my God. Who would have thought? Well, shut up.

Oh, is it Eric underscore Roberts underscore? Yeah, no. No, it's underscore underscore Eric Roberts underscore underscore. But yeah, no, I feel like it's growing yeah no it's underscore underscore Eric Roberts underscore underscore I feel like it's growing but it's not just quite there yet yeah so I mean if you want to enter again yes we have that big huge event that's happening March 19th

it's the Woody Show After Hours takeover at Disney California Adventure all you gotta do is go to our TikTok to search the Woody Show now the actual username is The Woody Show FM, but if you just search The Woody Show, you'll see our logo. Just hit follow,

and we're going to pick a follower to get tickets to get into the big event. So if you don't have TikTok, sign up. It's free. If you don't want to do any of that, of course, you can always go to alt987fm.com and click the contest page. And we hope we'll see you there.

Nick Soundway, do you have anything to say before we leave? Go Wildcats. Go Wildcats, you know. There's nothing like going to a sports game, but there's nothing like going and seeing your team win. Yeah, true that. Yeah, Tyler. Public service announcement for those people who do call in

and win the Disney Takeover tickets. Yeah. Please stop freaking out to the point where I can hear you hyperventilating. I'm getting very concerned. I don't want you passing out. You need to calm down for one second. It's okay. Look, you won.

Just relax. Tyler, it's okay. Breathe. Breathe. Calm down. You're 80 years old. All right, Randy. Join Fundy.

Can't wait for this Sunday. XFL game. Wildcats. It's going to be a fun game. Second, just a reminder, Houston Astros suck. I hate you burn in hell Rob Manfred's a coward

alright that's it alright Bort I just want to say yet again Nick Soundwave made it through the podcast without changing his username I know

that's congratulations congratulations for also being a coward thank you thank you alright we'll see you next week

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