Who Knows? Who Cares. - Andrew and Logan Kill Bo, Then F*ck.

Episode Date: January 2, 2023

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Yeah, we'll trade. That's how you don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's good. Don't lie. Yeah. Wait a second, you're a bitch. I'm like, oh, are you wet right now? I didn't.

You know what, Rosa? Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. We could have just thrown it away and not used it but no it didn't it didn't sound that bad

we're here number 34 we're back you know it might look like we're somewhere new we are it's cause we are

I bought a fucking house congratulations thank you we're in it it's my house. Congratulations. Thank you. I'm just going to let him have it at this point. We're in it. It's my house. I built half of it myself, but the show took up a little too much time. We moved half of the shit in ourselves.

More than half. Yeah. You're going to share that with him? More than half. You guys did the same? I don't know. I did a lot. Yeah.

Bo was working hard. I did a lot. I did more than you. You did more than me? Yeah. Easy. Easy. I'm going to die I did a lot. I did more than you. You did more than me? Yeah. Easy. Easy. I'm going to die on that hill if no, but we're here.

New studio. You're going to see some cooler shit go up, you know, like we had before, but. This is literally his second day in the house, right? Yeah. So we're just getting. This got set up first for you guys. We're just getting settled. You guys are most important.

After last week, we wanted to do another quick episode. Yes, we wanted to sincerely apologize. Carter forgot to press record. Uh-huh. I think so. That's not true at all. And we all make mistakes. We all make mistakes.

You know, it happens to everybody. Not me. At least the phone picked up the audio decently. But that was phone audio. This one will be better. It wasn't terrible. You guys use your GIFs? I really enjoyed that episode, audio. This one will be better. It wasn't terrible. You guys use your GIFs? I really enjoyed

that episode though. Yeah, me too. I could tell because I have a fake laugh and I have a real laugh. My real laugh is obnoxious. The more I listen to it, I'm like,

damn, I need to change my laugh. I feel that. I did that a lot. It makes me not want to be as funny. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah.

It's bad. Especially on the camera audio. It's bad. What was it? I've been using the GIF you got me to dust the inside of my car. Oh, okay. That's not where I thought we were going with that. That's not what I thought we were talking about. It was bad. What was it? I've been using the gift you got me to dust the inside of my car. Oh, okay.

That's not where I thought we were going with that. That's not where I thought we were going with that. It's real sticky. It's super sticky. So I just keep dusting my car. You lick it and then. And then I actually had to, you know, I had to get toy cleaner to actually keep reusing it. Yeah.

Toy cleaner. I needed to get toy cleaner for that. But it works. Good. It works great. It's like a special lube, too. Does it work as lube? It doesn't work as lube.

Does it? No. I have spit, though. Well, could it clean your dick? my spit does okay it's like a two for one i don't know you know what i mean i know i'm new to this stuff man yeah you know what i mean we're here boat just got here all right so go ahead and recap your guys's weeks i've been moving all fucking week yeah we helped you move. It's only been a week. And then they're going to get a new episode.

This is going to be pretty quick. This is the New Year's episode. I don't think I did anything this week. I'm hanging out with the family. If there's nothing, give everybody a year highlight. Year highlight? Mine's easy. Bo's life changed in February. My life changed. To the moon yeah that was your highlight for sure right that was a highlight no i did a lot of great things this

year well you had a couple highlights a lot of great things this year you had one for like there's a couple months and then you had like it started another highlight it was mixed highlights yeah like there and you know highlights really dark moments yeah highlights and then really really dark moments highlights yeah that's good good year for you that was dude I did a lot of stuff this year yeah

you did I was skydiving twice yeah that was a lot of fun that is cool that was a lot of fun it was a lot of fun especially the first time

she surprised me we woke up one day who did my ex it's fun isn't it isn't it fun when I do it to you all the time

it is good it is fun she's literally like hey we're gonna go pet lions we gotta be up at 5 in the morning the next's literally like, hey, we're going to go pet lions. We got to be up at five in the morning the next day. I'm like,

baby lions? We're going to go pet baby lions? That sounds amazing. We drive out. There's planes. Like, where are we at? Oh,

shit. We're going skydiving. Oh, my God. We're going to pet lions in a plane? Are you surprised? She surprised me.

It was cool. That sounds awesome. It was pretty cool. Yeah. That's very thoughtful. She sounds great. Yeah. God,

she sounds amazing. Hold on. This is why i feel like i you know i said i had a question i don't want to bring it up anymore did you get a christmas text dude i went through a breakup this year too i got a birthday text i think that was this year yeah i went through one too dude this this is our first year of doing the show for real so yeah if anything's happened while we've been doing the show it's this year it's actually crazy it's on one year and we're i remember doing doing one of the first shows when i had first met her yeah it's crazy that's right yeah we're talking about how we are not find out about this yeah yeah yeah last christmas was when i gave you guys the show design

with your faces. Yes. Oh yeah. That was our gift. Damn. That's crazy. Crazy. What was your year highlight?

High flies man. Getting my ass eaten for the first time. Yeah. It's changed everything. Wait for the first time? It was this year? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. Dude I'm scared of my ass sometimes. You're becoming a big ass guy. It's good though. It's adulthood. Yeah. That's why I bought the house.

As soon as you start getting your ass eaten, you just need more adult. Okay, that makes sense. More responsibility. And once it happens once, it's almost like, damn, why didn't you do it this time?

You know, you miss it a little bit. You're talking a little loud like almost you want her to hear you in the next room. So you just always want your ass eaten. Yeah. No matter what. But you're not shaving it no no uh-huh you're trimming it up a little bit now i see what i can see your lower back hair is crazy yeah is it the same when it goes down or does it lighten up a little bit i think it dies down a little bit it's very hard for me to see you don't

know yeah no i don't know for sure i mean it can't be that bad if it's very hard for me to say. You don't know. I don't know for sure. It can't be that bad if it's Trooper. Trooper, man. A lot. Buying him houses. He doesn't deserve it. Of anyone I know, it's not you. I like it, though.

I've got some kind of talent or something. Easy highlight for me. You can't go back, need it now, all the time. Mm-hmm. Wow. No, I feel that.

Yeah. As you know, I don't play tag and I never had that, so I don't know what that's like. Yeah. Definitely. But you did not play enough tag

as a kid. I didn't play enough tag as a kid. So, I don't know. Tag was the go-to game. Yeah. Always. Yeah. Damn, that's tough.

It's okay. Next one, man. Next one. All right. I'm trying to think. Yeah, what you know, he's got to give his highlight of the year. I thought he said his breakup was the highlight.

That's not true. That's not true, man. You were broken for that for a little bit. Were you sad? Could you tell if I was sad? Do you think I was sad? Well, that's because you broke up with her six months before that. You just didn't tell her.

You kind of just detached yourself. Let's keep going. Logan's like digging your grave under this bus. He's about to run you over. I got to get him back a little bit. All right, keep going. Do you guys have, have you guys thought much about your New Year's resolutions?

Mine are more financial. I mean, I've already peaked physically yeah like my resolutions already you know my diet's already on point yeah my workout regimen's on point so now i have financial goals that i want to reach so because your prime is what low 30s yeah so mid 30s 33 i think i'm gonna be down yeah but i think i'm gonna be in my 40s and still look look good you look all right i think I'll look good in my 40s. You'll be good like six, I think. Yeah, that's good enough.

That's all you need. That's all you need. That's fair. Not bad. That's fair. Yeah. Trying to pull in, what's it, 200K goal this year? It's a lot.

Yeah. I mean, you don't know what that's like, so. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't know. Let's not talk about that. Let's not talk. Yeah. I wouldn't know. Let's not talk about that. Let's not talk about that. I wouldn't know.

Okay. Do you guys have New Year's resolutions or no? I didn't think of any. Yeah, no, I don't really. I'm just, yeah, I'm cool. You're good? You're just settled in with your life? You're happy?

The nine to five? Who knows? Who cares? Breaking news. He didn't change the voice, by the way. We'll record it after this. All right, so we've got news that Andrew Tate has been arrested. I don't know if you guys have seen this.

Who is that? Oh, Andrew Tate? Yeah. Oh, you never heard of him? He's this guy. Slap, slap. Shut up, bitch. Okay. So he was detained in Romania on charges

of human trafficking, rape, and forming an organized crime group. Him and his brother were arrested with a couple other suspects. Oh, his brother was arrested too? That's fucked up, man. Can you imagine you and your brother getting arrested? That's fucked up, dude. I didn't see

much else on the story worth mentioning mentioning i know he will be released he'll be released um he's just taken in for questioning and but i wanted to know do you if he's proven he's he'll be released soon it's only like 24 or 48 hours i knew it like that they don't have i didn't know that. Whatever. Do you guys think that if he's proven innocent, if this goes to court and stuff, what do you guys think it does for him? Do you think it just skyrockets?

I think any publicity is good publicity. He's going to be president. Logan Paul was filming a dead potty. Look at him now. Good. More money. Especially for him because he knows how to turn anything into his favor. He at him now. Yeah, I know. Good. More money. More money. Especially for him because he knows how to turn anything into his favor, and he's so good with his words. Easy.

I want to make sure that you're okay. I know. He's a big deal to you. Yeah, he's like a father figure. He's about the same age. Yeah, about that. Andrew's that old? That really hurt my feelings when I heard that.

I think he's like 30, 35, 36. Yeah. Maybe older. I don't know. Yeah, you're too old to know him, though. Yeah. All right, what about if he is guilty?

Do you think this, like, everything stops for him? I think he's done. Is he officially done? If he, like, goes away? I think there's the diehard fans that are starting

to keep him going. You guys know who the Z's workout dude is? Yeah. Like, people still keep that guy going. I know, that's crazy. They'll definitely keep that guy going. I know. So yeah, they'll definitely get

this guy going. No, they'll be the 1% of people that are like, oh, this is the guy right here no matter what. I think there's like a lot of people. But anybody with a rational mind.

You're going to have the people to fight saying, oh, it's a setup, this and that. I'd say half his fan base is that. That's true. You're always going to have

the people that are saying it's fake. Yeah. Proving guilty or not. At least half his fan base are going to stay. But it's not really going to matter. if they did fake it. Yeah. You know, or not. At least half his fan base are going to stay. But it's not really going to matter. Which it wouldn't be surprising

if they did fake it. Yeah. Either way. Bo is one of those half. I can believe either side. How many letters have you written already to him? I just found out right now.

Oh, it's your first time? Yeah. It's my first time. This has got to be... We need to take a break. Carter, do you mind? All right. So next.

You know, I'm really getting sick and tired of this podcast. Did you set yourself up, dude? I'm just getting bullied now. You set yourself up. Yeah. It's just so fun and easy. Yeah. I wanted to know, what do you think turns a man into a cuck?

What does he have to experience? That's a good question. Did God make him that way? Or do you think it's a cuck? What does he have to experience? That's a good question. Did God make him that way? Or do you think it's a life experience? Don't put that on God. Life experience. Dude, God's always teaching us. You think he's just pulling tricks?

God's always talking to us, man. You think he's got like a YouTube channel he's pranking? That's gotta be a learned behavior. Probably. This guy's a cuck. Subscribe. Hit the bell notification. Okay, so this is how i think it happens i'm gonna

put my mind in the mind of that guy okay close your eyes so you can really okay so your wife tells you these stories like you ask her because you're kind of interested tell me about your past so it's telling these stories about these other dudes and he realizes it doesn't make him jealous if anything he's like entertained by the fact that... Is that not weird? I'm putting you in the mind of it. Is this a buy sense? No, no, no.

It's just your wife being bad kind of thing. This is just him discovering he likes it. Yes. That's how you find out that you're a cuck. So then you hear about these stories and she could be blowing you while telling you the story. I've heard that one before. Really?

Yeah. I don't understand the other side of it. Why are women turned on by that? Well, they just get more wiener. Yeah. I guess. You gotta be weird on both ends of this. Yeah, they're probably doing it anyway.

It's like if your wife brought a girl and was like, hey, bang this girl in front of me. I want to watch. Okay. And I'm an advocate of not wanting to do that. Whatever because i know that's gonna just cause okay let me rephrase not that i don't want to do it not that i don't want to physically do it i know the repercussions aren't worth that little bit of enjoyment that i'm gonna get what repercussions she asked you to yeah that's not it's no way she's literally flicking bean to it. It's too good to be true.

There's got to be something that comes with it. So we were just talking about dude cucks. There's women cucks too. It's a real thing. Probably 10 of them in the world, but they're out there. I don't want that. Either way, this is a real thing. But that's what I'm saying.

I think that's how it happens though. Where it's like you realize, I don't really care about the dude in this story. It's hot. My wife's being bad. And then they're like, you know what? I kind of want to see this. What about the dudes that get put in like chastity while they're doing it? Like gimped up?

Like penis cage. No boners allowed. Yeah, that's deeper down the tunnel. I don't know that. I could put myself in that mind, but I'm not sure how you can put it in the cage mind. In the pain threshold, I don't know that. I could put myself in that mind but I'm not sure how you can put it in the cage mind. In the pain like threshold

I don't have that high of a pain threshold. Okay. So like if you start beating my penis you know with a brick yeah

it's not for me but I'm happy that it's for someone. My thought is in hopes that it's switched. Like okay I'll watch you fuck this guy if one day you watch me fuck this girl.

I think there's definitely people who make that trade. I think so too. I think that's how some people get into it. Yeah. It's like a tit for tat. Like, okay, if you do it, I get to do it. So I'll let this happen. I feel like with that mindset,

if you don't actually enjoy watching it, it's not going to work out. Yeah, that's not going to work out. If you don't get the satisfaction out of that situation, you're just't actually enjoy watching it, it's not going to work out. Yeah, that's not going to work out. If you don't get the satisfaction out of that situation, you're just going to want to fucking kill both of them. Who do you think is the one convincing the other most of the time, the majority of the time? Do you think the guy's like, hey, I really want you to do this? I think the man initiates it. Or do you think the woman initiates it?

Like, hey, how would you feel if another guy had sex with me while you watch okay so this is a big i think this is a big like tipping point of like the guy so if the guy initiates initiates it and that's what gets his rocks off you know it is what it is it's weird it's weird that's that's his thing you know people are weird like that yeah if the girl talks the guy into it that's a curse, that's a cuck. Okay. That's a cuck. Okay. That's a guy who stands on the side. Well,

you can say they're both cucks, but that's the worst. That's sick. Worst case scenario. One's a cuck because it's a kink. One's a cuck because it's just, you're soft. Yeah.

Like the softest of soft. Oh, I don't want to make her mad. I don't want her to leave. I'll do what she wants. Yeah. You're an invertebrate. Yeah, that's what it is.

That's exactly. And I feel like there's more and more men like that out there. That's the difference. Damn. I heard one theory that was if a man is cheated on and then he wants to take control of it

so he asks his wife to do it so that way it puts him in control. It puts him in control so he can never actually be cheated on again. What a twist. Well, he can still get cheated on. That's so fun. He just. What a funny way to deal with your shit.

Just fuck her. Fuck her already, dude. You're going to do it anyways. Fuck my wife. Because I said so. Because it's my idea. It's got to be with a certain aspect where you feel like you're just not able to please her to a certain extent so you need somebody else no

like just so she were just so desperate for her to be happy and stay with you today yeah i'll let you fuck that guy like he's pleasing this woman would never be like oh hey i want you some other dude to fuck you yeah yeah. Yeah. I can see that. Yeah. Yeah. I see it. We've got two or three real different, like, possibilities here. I think it's a blend of all of them.

It's a blend. I think it's a blend. I thought you were going to say cucks that we know. Oh, no. You were going to put us onto some shit. It could be a mix. I think the minority would be the guys that are just really into it. I think.

I think there's. I don't know. Maybe. I think there's... I don't know. Maybe there's a lot of weird men out there. There's a market for that. There's a lot of weird men. There's quite a bit. Start answering some calls. Yeah, people who...

Dude, I see... There we go. People who kind of know a little bit about this community. Yeah, weigh in. Chime in. We've had 200 listeners in the... What is it? 250?

We posted a video yesterday. 264 views in 24 hours. 264,000 views in 24 hours. 264,000 views in 24 hours. Yeah. So there's people out there thank you for listening. Want to use a cuck.

Someone. Someone's got to be. Someone knows a cuck. Yeah. Report him to us. Because we want to know how this shit works. Yes.

Yeah. That's fair. Thank you. Bo you said you had a question? No I don't remember that question. Bo had a question. It's going to be about his girl. No it was about okay so obviously i'm getting out of a relationship it's been a couple months you've been out you guys have been out of a lot of relationships i'm saying how long does it is is it normal that it takes to truly get over a relationship and just be done

with it where you'd see her and be like oh whatever people unpack things differently so people same for you guys well and it also depends with each relationship like there's a girl that you can date that was just like something that was there at the time and there's girls you're like damn she got away well i'm saying those are different your first this is my first relationship this this is your first your first love right that really messed you up. Messed me up for like a year and a half, two years. Lingered for maybe like a third year of just like in the back of my head sometimes. But then that's not the one I think about now. There's like other ones that you would not think that I'd ever. But you think about.

That's the one I think about. And it's been years. But what do you think? And if you want to get. Go ahead. Deeper level. Go ahead. What do you think about that? Why are i think about okay and it's been years but what do you think and if you want to get go ahead deeper level go ahead what do you think about that why are you thinking about it because what part of it is it the fact that you just don't want to see her with somebody else no no no is it the fact that you just like the people i had most fun with oh okay and i find myself so this is where i'm finding myself i feel like i'm doing better than i should be i feel like i should

it should have taken longer yeah but at the same time i do have a lot of like those feelings do come back why are you laughing man i not go i didn't laugh you're laughing but like i remember all the good moments right you know what i mean you remember all the good times and i'm sitting back like damn those are a lot of fun yeah and then i have to tell myself remember all the shitty times too because there's a lot of those i say i'm not good at that yeah i'm i'm really good and like this was like a little bit i'm like i don't think about any of them really anymore but like past the time i should have i did that makes sense i don't really think about shit anymore it's just kind of dead up here now yeah that's what i'm trying to get yeah it's just nothing but but for a time it's called like a phantom x where like you

miss someone that's not even real yeah okay that's what i'm creating a fake person creating like miss yeah because you should have been you go talk to him again and be like it just be like fucking flatline in your brain oh there's not and that's honestly like if you can achieve that that's the best case like if you if you could like down the road realize like what an idiot they've been it'll like clear

everything yeah I always say I kill them in my head that's what it is like you kill like the mirror or like the the dream

that you think they were just like never again kind of deal so easy dude you just get more reps in okay the more reps you get

the more reps start less start being more negative throughout your days and you'll just only remember the negative about the girl that's what i do that's good advice that's what i do all the time so easy about her the negative about your whole life because that's not a healthy way well everything if you're just negative all the time that's good man then all you think is negative so when you break up you already think of the negatives that's good you're fixed healthy man yeah so like i don't think about any past girls really so i don't either but you had to have at a certain point and especially getting out of your first no yeah like 17 ish i'm 17 he was he was younger than i

was i'm 17 or like you got rid of your emotions yeah and you told me there was a girl that kind of messed you up for a little bit too right yeah and for no reason shortest shortest one like for like how what two months less probably less than that yeah that was the one that hurt you yeah yeah because i thought it was gonna be different than the last one that i just got out of you put all your hopes and dreams in the new one which you don't do as you keep going on okay it's going to happen okay but it is gonna happen that's why you need to get more reps in now like you guys said now'm just going to have that in the back of my head. Where now I'm...

And you told me this. I know. And I didn't listen. We told you everything that was going to happen. I didn't listen. Play by play. I know, man. And you said, nah.

Nah, I'm good. But we... What did he say, Bo? Or Carter, what did he say? I'm different. I'm different. That's what you said. That's me.

That's me. That's my voice. So the thing is, do you know the idea you can't tell people things, they just have to go through it? Yeah, that's it. Dude, you know what they say?

Meech literally said that. What did they say? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. That's what they say. He's so good with this. You got any other ones? Yeah.

I know you have a few, right? You know. Penny saved is a penny earned. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Yes. Yeah, that's a good one. He's fucking right, dude. That's a good one. Dude, literally. You're on fire. That's is a penny earned. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Yes. Like I'm. Yeah, that's a good one. He's fucking right, dude. That's a good one.

Dude, literally. You're on fire. But. That's one of those things. That's why we keep saying you should date more because we're going to tell you exactly what's going to happen again. I'm going to get back to dating. I'm not going to take years off.

No, no. I'm just saying though. I just want to give myself about six months of just, you know, running. So your second one's going to be like your first one. Exactly. Just a tiny bit better. Okay. Because you're going to tell yourself,

I'm not putting up with this shit. So this, this is just a funny comment. Cause going back to what we talked about earlier, how, when I first met my ex, I didn't want her to find the show. Yeah.

And then she found the show and then she found me talking about something. Me saying the next girl I meet, I'm just going to give a chance to. Yeah. She's like, Oh, so you're just giving me a chance. My second one's going to find this episode. She's going to hear what you're saying. Oh, the second one's going to give a chance to. She's like, oh, so you're just giving me a chance. My second one's going to find this episode.

She's going to hear what you're saying. Oh, the second one's going to be like your first. She's already going to be like, oh, okay. He's already thinking of something. And then you're going to be like, okay, she's a bird. Number three, there's a chance. So you're saying I have to go through one more before I find my wife? Yeah, but you have to pretend number two's the first.

Not pretend. You have to think that number two's the next one well i'm going to you know who i am man it's gonna be three weeks in i'm gonna talk about getting her pregnant yeah yes this is who i am how crazy it's just who you sound now look at that i'm saying like i'm okay with sounding crazy i know but i'm saying it's like imagine if you did that crazy shit you were saying actually you imagine you'd be have a kid downstairs right now breastfeeding yeah at all god damn on instagram live look at my stupid kid i hate his dad that would be fun that's you you're the stupid three weeks in three weeks in three weeks in a good dad man come on give me that yeah it could be a good day you'd be a good

dad yeah but she wouldn't she wouldn't like it. Yeah, you know, she didn't like me. No, no, she would be in a car She would do what? That one friend of ours who did join jujitsu with us She would take your kid put him in like ballet and shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. I know I see where you're going Yeah, yes. Oh, no, you can't he can't do any of those. That's how it would end up. I think if you treat your next girl like just take it hella slow. Just like don't get attached.

Do it normally. The problem was I had too much free time. I had way too much free time. Now that I have this schedule and the things that I like to do I'm not going to have as much free time to be like oh. Then you have a good chance of it working out. I have Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday off every like to do, I'm not going to have as much free time to be like, oh. Then you have a good chance of it working out.

I have Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday off every week. I'll see you all of those days. Literally. Yeah. The thing now is

everybody fucking jumps into shit head first. Yeah. It's crazy, dude. You have to though the first time. You literally, people like don't date anymore.

You just. Plan your marriage after this. You move in. Like exactly. A week in. Yeah. You're like, okay, like so you're going to school for this i'm gonna go school for that we'll buy a house in like six months together it's yeah why let me see you twice a week for three months yeah that's like

how it's supposed to go yeah i don't even like you that much like this is just something like oh damn i have nothing else to do you don't actually like them we should hang out your brain is just like, tricking you. Well, like you said, for me especially, you glorify that person when you first meet them. You idealize them

into somebody that they're not because you don't even know who they are at all. It's like, I want them to be this person so I'm going to imagine them being this person. They haven't done anything wrong yet.

And then you have a beautiful woman in front of you. Perfect. Perfect, perfect. Perfect right here. Yeah. Yeah. We'll see though.

Yeah. There's a lot of red flags i look back now and i'm like wow well weren't even like brought to your attention or no i don't want to talk about yeah they they must have been like really really tiny ones because i don't even want to act like she was she's a great girl yeah no she's not a terrible person opposite just different people we just we just knew it was gonna happen you knew yeah and i just think we know We just knew it was going to happen. You knew, yeah. The thing is, we know you. Yeah. So it's like we know your red flags.

They're probably not everybody's, but they don't work for you. Not everybody's, which is fair. No, everybody's different. All right. Good question, Bo. Dude, nice. Thanks.

That was a good question. I come up with one every three or four shows. Months, maybe. How do you guys feel about jerking off for someone, whether in person or video? Love it. Like a woman. Look, we've talked a lot about doing things for men on this show. I'll do it for anybody.

I eat that shit up. Love it. No, yeah. How much would you jerk off for a dude? For a dude. Do I know it's a dude? Yeah. You have to talk to him no it's like a he's got like a blank cam actually let's do two scenarios one is a blank like gray like discord thing and they're just typing to me and you're in a can't yeah you're

in a cam just stroking to him or not to him but for him how much does that one cost probably not that much 100 bucks my car i would go up i would go up you're gonna come i would go up with the sound on too so he's sound i don't care about sound on yeah i don't 100 bucks 100 bucks so someone wrote in right now on the patreon donated 100 which i think we're getting a cash app option we have plenty of gay gentlemen who write in regularly yeah i'd probably come from a box hey guys you heard it here now is that a conversation you have that with your girl or he's like no i'm just gonna well like i don't talk to her like what she's allowed to do at work so no that's fair no because you're working you're providing. It's for the house. You've got a mortgage now. Yes. Got a fucking mortgage, dude. I love this.

Yeah. Okay. So if we get like five or more, I'll do a group call and we'll discuss some numbers. That's a good idea. Okay. This makes more sense now. It's got to be a group call. You got to sign up.

I'm not doing a cruise with 20 people. I need a full ship. Okay. That's fair. I'm not. That's fair. This makes so. You're good. You're're fucking good i come a lot i don't want to go to waste okay so now a guy you don't you don't you like okay he's a chubby dude his like shirt's like right here so like you see just like an

overlap i'm picturing rock for this by the way yeah exactly like so he's overweight his guts popping out of his his not somebody i want to come for not super crazy but like just not it's not what you're looking for yeah no for yeah for a dude it doesn't matter you're not thinking about that but you do have to look at him on your screen oh you have to look at him like he's on your screen because like that's different you have to be aimed at your screen that's different so you see i was thinking you record a video and send it maybe not his face that's the easiest way yeah that's that's different So You see him I was thinking You record a video And send it Maybe not his face That's the easiest way

Yeah that's That's different Maybe you're not looking At his face But you can see Like his body And just like You see him

Just like grabbing His thigh and shit Okay you gotta add Money for that How much is that 120 Nope I mean Realistically

You know Do like the women do You know That's a good idea 30 dollars a minute Joke's on you I could come in Three minutes

If I wanted to. But I'm saying you don't have to. You could decide. You could drag it on. I'm not going to edge myself with Rock fucking looking down the barrel. You can figure it out as yourself.

Three minutes in, you've made $100. We are doing a, it's a come package. Start to finish. I'll get undressed. I'll get hard and I'll come in like

under five minutes guaranteed. A come package. I like that. $500. But if you're getting paid by the minute, you might want to extend it a little. $500 if you're fat, ugly,

and just make me uncomfortable. I can get through it. And if you like being called fat and ugly, I'll do it. I'll throw that in for free. Oh, my God. My thing is... I will verbally beat this shit out of you.

No problem. Like when I shook my dick? Uh-huh. Fat piece of shit. You even want to throw up right now. Oh, you make me sick. So easy. You probably smell like trash bag water.

Uh-oh. My dick's going to be sick. And he just starts spewing. That's it. Yeah. All right. PayPal has to be... I'll do half up front, half after.

He's got to pay at least... No, that's up front, dude. All up front. That's up front. Yeah. No, look, guys. I'll cut you a deal. I's up front, dude. All up front. Look, guys, I'll cut you a deal. I'll do half and half. There's no guarantee.

Once they get their nut, dude, they're like out. That's fine. You're banned from the Discord. You're never watching me come again. I already got half. I'll take that. See, I don't... 500 to basically FaceTime.

I respect the trustworthiness that you have that you're going to give such a good service that they're going to stick around. Yeah. But I would do 500 up front, but I will put on a show. So you're going to match me at 500. I like that.

I like that. 500 is not, I was thinking 1,000, but I could be talked down to 500. Yeah, I feel that too. I was just going to start at 1,000. You know, maybe we work around it a little bit, end up at that 500 range.

Because there's no butt involved yet. Dude, he's changed. 500 is cool. When you bring... I'm not, I don't have a man, I don work around it a little bit. End up at that 500 range. Because there's no butt involved yet. 500 is cool. When you bring... I'm not... I don't have a man. I don't have to suck his dick. A million to blow somebody to just come in for him

for a couple hundred bucks? That is completely different. Dude. I'm by myself. What about in person? Oh, okay. That's a lot different. Yeah.

That's a lot different. That's what I'm saying. It's at least a G. Right. For sure. Dude, I'm trying to think. He can't touch me, right? That's a lot different. That's a different element. It's at least a G. For sure. I'm trying to think. He can't touch me. They're on the bed right across from you.

You're just like, okay. What are we going to do? He's rubbing through the pants. He just looks at you and goes like this. Start. You know me, dude. I have a control thing already. I'd have to have him in the closet like he could be in there but i like that yeah i like that closet my thing is i'm setting cameras up and i'm gonna pretend it's for a show and there's just somebody over there watching me

do my thing yeah that's the only way i could do that if i'm do that. If I'm one-on-one, Carter's paying me, I can't. No, I don't think so. Like making eye contact. But if there's a little dot in the wall. I don't care. That's fine. Yeah.

That's fine. I would stretch before too. I'd get real comfortable. But I am thinking. Well, pregame. Get him a little warmed up. So you're saying $1,000? You're doubling your price.

Get him warmed up. For the scenario we're talking about. It's going to pop. Yeah, I think so. I would roll a G for you to secretly watch me. I was thinkingped up. For the scenario we're talking about. It's going to pop. Yeah, I think so. I would roll a G for you to secretly watch me. I was thinking five grand. The secretly watch, yeah. It had to be at least five grand if they were in the same room.

Yeah, I think five grand is a fair price. Watching me across the bed thing. It's like that just depends if I get my penis up there at that point. That would be hard, I think. I'm trying to think how I could do it. I would have to blindfold myself. But then you run the risk of them touching you. Yeah.

Fuck that. You can't do that. No touching. Add an extra grand. There's a glass. Right there. Right over the top of you. I can't do that.

Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Well, if you're going to match me at 500, I'll do a New Year's sale for 350. You're going to take all my business. It's, you know, it's waging, wage cucking, you know. That's not cool.

Yeah. What about for your girls, like in person? Girls are completely different. Oh, dude. That's free. I'll pay you. I'll pay you all the time. Yeah.

I like really enjoy it. It's actually really fun. In person is like a little weirder for me for some reason. I just feel like, I don't know, almost like ashamed. Like I shouldn't be doing it. No, not me. I wish I could like just start going in right now, but I don't want to. You know what I mean?

Just lay out the scene. Go ahead, dude. Go ahead. We don't all need to be hard in here, dude. I've got a good girl voice. Do you want me to role play with you? No, if you talk, you'd ruin it. That's true.

Shut up. Okay. All right, guys, we're good. He rubs his thighs. If he had jeans, he'd rip holes in them. He starts really squeezing. All right. What conspiracy theory

have you guys heard that you wish was true? That I wish was true? I don't wish that was true. Wish or think that is true? Kind of think. You choose. If you want to do wish. I don't think I wish any conspiracy theory to be true unless

UFOs maybe. We have aliens what about that 9-11 thing i know that's true i do believe in that yeah i do believe in that that is an inside job yeah okay yeah yeah i'm very distrusting though no me too me too yeah okay i mean do you trust the government man come on i don't think we can talk with my soul dude okay good good answer ex-troop good answer free because of me you saw the government, man? Come on. With my soul, dude. Okay. Good answer. I'm an ex-troop. Good answer.

You're free because of me. You saw the gift. That's a good answer, man. That's true. No, but I... What I wish was true. Can I get in trouble for that? I've never served, by the way.

I look like it. Don't get me wrong. I look like a fucking... Yeah, I don't know if that's something you should say. Some kind of beret. Everybody in our program knows that we of beret I feel like you've done a lot for this country more

I think you can claim the average American you can claim anything you want I'll start saluting you guys that would be cool yeah that'd be cool

yeah out of all the claims and statements you guys have made on this podcast I doubt that's the thing you're gonna get in trouble for alright dude good enough maybe I served a little bit I don't know made on this podcast. I doubt that's the thing you're going to get in trouble for.

All right, dude. Good enough. Maybe I served a little bit. I don't know. You can be whoever you want these days. I'm in the draft technically. You're doing your part. That's awesome. Conspiracy theories I wish were real. These are questions we ask

and then we need to... I'd have to take time to think about. So I think the Kennedy assassination, there could have been more than one. So as I was talking to you earlier, I've been knocking doors, so I've been meeting a lot of random people. Met this crazy guy.

He was saying that there was 11 people involved in the JFK assassination, and it wasn't just one guy that shot him. There was like 11 people all and like they cut out most of the video of it they only cut to the video of him getting shot well i've seen shit too of like he was like the driver like turning around and doing it like i've seen a bunch of shit i don't know there's a bunch of weird shit about that yeah like there's a lot of stuff that doesn't add up so there's a lot of backstory to it that i can't remember i watched i watched a TV show about it like six years ago maybe, and it's like, okay, this could be more than one thing.

You wish it were true, though? I don't care. Or is this one that you think is true? No, we're saying, well, I wish they... The thing is, I don't care. I don't really care about any of them. I can't do shit about it. It would be cool if that autism with vaccines one was true, though.

That'd be cool. Because if we could just eradicate autism by getting rid of some vaccines, I would still roll the dice and get vaccines. Would you? Yeah. If I was getting a polio vaccine and rolling the dice, one out of a thousand, I'd get autism. Polio's not that bad.

You've had it. X, polio. The problem is when they say it increases, they say it increases by a percentage, but if it goes from one in a hundred to, or like they say, oh, it increases your chance of getting this by 20%.

Well, the chance was only 1% to start. So increasing it by 20% is only 1.2% now. Yeah. So it's not like a huge, that's what I'm saying. They just make it seem like, oh,

I'm one in five times more likely to get, know what happens right 120 damn i have 20 chance to get autism yeah by taking this vaccine yeah no that's how it goes that is how yeah that's how people think so so i would still take vaccines yeah 100 even if they're for for like the big ones like the actual threats i wouldn't probably get a kobe one again you would or what i wouldn't no oh you did that was a joke yeah i got like joke one or two of them okay i don't know i think i stopped at one maybe yeah well they literally came out later like oh yeah you don't need these yeah they don't do anything yeah whatever yeah i still get flu shots you still do or you still would i would next year you guys believe in the chemtrails?

No. No? Because I never. It's just weird. You don't realize how much shit you don't notice in life because you're just going through your life. I don't even pay attention to anything. It was brought up to me by that guy. And you look up at the sky like, holy shit.

How long did you talk to this guy? Way longer than I wanted to. How many fucking theories did he spit out? Did you guys set something up with him or no? He literally we just i literally was out front people will talk to me like that i walk away from them i know i literally i was there he was enjoying the conversation they're talking to me i walk i know i gotta go every time it's 10 doors that you just missed every time he finished he'd be like and get this nope and this and i'm like oh no you want to sit down and talk to this guy and i'm like dude they're really there's like 50 of them

Just out blowing whatever it is So the thing is whoever's doing that is doing that to themselves That is true, but they wouldn't know. Yes. I don't know. I don't know I'm saying stupid Oh, I see what you're saying. Cuz when they come out of the plane Spitting the theories out they got their own vaccine for it. Obviously, they're in the government. They come down in a hazmat suit in a bunker. They just live underground.

Do anyone have one they wish was true? I wish the whole lizard people were true. Like in the earth. Like the videos of eyes changing. I do like that one. Be cool if Biggie and Pac and shit were still alive

what is that what is that gonna do for you I thought it'd be so it'd be so funny it'd be so cool I would like just unzip it

it would be really awesome if I were whatever whatever really happened with the pyramids the conspiracy pyramids would be cool if it was aliens

or if they just were way more advanced than we thought they were so what theory are you choosing to go with or do you just want to know the answer I think the theory

that I think is coolest is that they were way more advanced than they thought they were or that we thought they were and they just had crazy technology and something happened

and something happened where is it and we're thinking that oh they're just this way behind they couldn't even write in hieroglyphics yeah

they were on some crazy shit I wish that one was true I don't think hieroglyphics was like a downgrade it's just a different language well i'm just saying no obviously you look back and you're thinking no nobody in history was as smart and advanced as us but what if they were can you imagine if i was born back then god i would have been fucking in the river, dude. Literally.

Yes, you would have. They would have thought I was a witch for the things I could do. They literally saw his club feet and went,

all right. I don't know if they need backstories for that. You know what's cool? I had those files somewhere here. I moved them.

My mom gave them to me. Do you have a picture of Clubfoot Andrew? I don't know what's in it I want to see it's like an envelope like this big show me one photograph

of you with some weird shit I've never looked in there I'll look I have it somewhere I think it's in the garage I'll believe you I'll believe you

if you show me clubfoot Andrew that's a conspiracy theory I wish it was true that is true my friends wish I still had CP you didn't have CP, man. Carter, get me the fuck out of here.

You don't get miraculously cured from CP. Dude, miracles happen all the time. It's not curable. You didn't have CP. You were misdiagnosed. Maybe. All right. Maybe.

That is a good point, though. He wouldn't have survived. He would have been thrown out. That's crazy. Thrown out, he says. You would have. You were trash. What do you guys think is hotter?

The baggy, covered up look or the tight, like, maybe gym clothes? I do like gym clothes. It's so hard, though. But I'm a gym guy. You're telling me, like, a baggy jogger with, a like a crop top is not like fucking making you go bonkers no i do like that you don't like especially a woman what about a baggy crop top with joggers what are joggers for women what beau wears every day okay i'm gonna say like baggier i don't know how to just for a woman that you're just meeting the tight look because you don't you want to know

how everything looks you know how she looks you For a woman that you're just meeting, the tight look, because you want to know how everything looks. You know how she looks, and you know she looks good underneath. That baggy look might be a little more. Bo wants you to be a little more conservative out in public. Yes, yes, yes. That's me. Bo's used to that. Logan, what about the hijab thing? That could be hot.

But that's just because you don't know what's going on underneath. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's part of it. Especially if they've got the eyes thing going but it's like a present you gotta unwrap

but then what if you're disappointed you're talking about the anime eyes well then you return it yeah yeah they're having a different conversation

she's doing anime eyes underneath there we said because the present thing he said what if you don't like it and I said well you return it

that's true good job guys let us know which conversation was better for you guys which one do I choose I don't like

a girl in like gym clothes outside I do it's literally only hot in the gym I do I don't think it's cool at all why are you wearing it if you're not in the gym I'm do. I don't think it's cool at all. Because it doesn't make, why are you wearing it? Yeah.

If you're not in the gym. See, I'm a very simple yoga pants, tank top, perfect look. Or like little shirt, perfect look for me. At all times. Wide Air Forces. Not Wide Air Forces.

Well, that's what they're going to wear with that. Or a jean jacket. And a jean jacket. No. Yes. Maybe the front of their hair dyed a little different color. It comes down the sides.

I don't know. Maybe. Something different. I'm also a big fan of sundresses. a little different color. It comes down the sides. I don't know. Maybe. Something different. I'm also a big fan of sundresses. I'm a sundress lover. Yeah. Big fan of that. But that would be considered a baggy fit.

Yeah. No, sundresses are like the ones that have the stretchiness. But they're tighter up top. They're tight up top. And then usually they're like kind of tight around the legs too. I thought they were like flowy and loose. They're kind of flowy. I don't know.

I don't either. I like the dresses that are like all the way down tight. That's the ones I like. I like those a lot. To like ankle? No, just like up here. Oh, like a mini dress or is that only mini skirt? I don't know.

I think overall I would say the tight look. Looks like they vacuumed it out. But a dress? But like a pencil. That's like a pencil dress. It's like this shirt. Yeah, but you stretch it. But like, like. That's a pencil. That's like a pencil dress. It's like this shirt. Yeah. But you stretch it.

But like. A dress. Yeah. A little tighter. Just enough to cover. The beef. Yeah, right here. Okay.

You don't want that showing. That's what we're talking about. That's what you like. I'm talking about a girl in like normal clothes, but tighter fitting ones. Yeah. I think overall tight looks better. Dark is well fitted. Dark jeans

that are tight fitted versus like baggy jeans. I think. Like a skater. I don't want a skater girl. Yeah. I don't want a gutter girl.

Three out of the four days tight look. That was teenage me. Yeah. I'm good. No, I agree. I would say, I think so. I think it's good to throw in that baggy look

every now and then. It's like a switch up. It's like, oh, okay. I like that. At least for me. I see what you, oh, okay. I like that. At least for me. I see what you're saying. Yeah.

I like that. Gym fits are only good in the gym for me. Really? Yeah. It's like, you're stupid. Why are you wearing this? Yeah, that is true. Imagine you go to Walmart and you go put on a fucking muscle tee and shorts up to here.

And you're not working out. And you're not. Well, all I do is work out. I know. I'm always working out. I'm always working out so imagine when i go to the store it's usually after the gym okay so i know i know i know i don't know what to do okay carter you come home from work you come home from work like fuck i gotta go to the grocery store and you put on short shorts and a fucking sleeveless shirt yeah you're like i I'm ready to go to Costco. You're an idiot.

I don't wear sleeveless shirts to the gym. No, he's not saying you, bro. I'm not you. I'm talking about matching Gymshark set girls that wear that shit outside of the gym. No, yeah, it does look

when you see that. It's Gymshark, not Life Shark. Outside of the gym. That's fair. He's on fire tonight. He's good. Somebody get a journal.

You need to write this shit down. Fuck, I'm good. I feel that way, though. But like, if you just came from the gym, fuck i'm good i feel that way though but like if you just came from the gym totally get it but if that's just like oh i'm going to get and you put that on that's your that's your go-to that's your closet yes very fair point fuck you so what's your go-to look for a woman what's your go-to like yeah casual you're going to Target. Target's a big deal. Target is big for women. I'm cool with some high-waisted pants.

Those are still cool. I've been getting into those flare jeans lately. Seeing those, and those look cool. They're really tight here up until about mid-calf, and they just fucking bust out the bottom. I don't like those. Those have been around for a minute. Throw that with a tight top. Yeah, the tight top. I think that's the mix. The don't like those. Those have been around for a minute. Throw that with like a tight top.

Yeah, the tight top. I think that's the mix. The tight up top with like the baggy. I'm pulling a bow. I'm getting you pregnant in three weeks. Three weeks. Maybe less. I love you.

Maybe less. I know what you're saying. Uh-huh. I know what you're saying. Yeah. I would side with that. Have style. Yeah.

I like those styles. Be cool. Wear different shit. Yeah. Granted, what I just said is not different. No. Not at all. Not at all. But this this is separate i see what you're saying period in two separate statements that's what i was trying to get at there's a typo there but yeah i get that if you could get do that

outfit but unique maybe not you know some white tank top with whatever. Just a different tight shirt. Something cool. A tight shirt. Yeah, give me like a long-sleeve crop maybe with, I don't know, a skull eating a weight on the back or something. I don't know where you're going now. I don't either. I feel exactly where you're coming from.

I don't know where you're going, but I know where you came from. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Just meet me there. I like it. All right, we got somebody who wants to ask you guys something. Love this. I'm so excited

so I want to know between the three of y'all if you were locked in a room hand to hand combat no teaming up no weapons who's making it out alive I

and I'm gonna be honest here so that was that was Tony yeah I could not tell who was it first that was hey my mom

that was big cuzzo big hey my mom all in I could not tell who was the first. That was Big Cuzzle. Hey, my mom said. All in. He's a hooper, bro. We hoop with him every week. That's our boy. He's a hooper. He carries the team.

I love that he wrote in. He's the best basketball player I know. All right, you guys go. I'm going to answer, and I'm going to be fair here. Go ahead. If it was a fair three, I'm walking out of that room. No question. No question.

But I think you guys look at each other, say, you know what? We're going to take out the strongest, and you guys are going to team up on me. That's what I thought, too. And I still say no teaming. Exactly what I thought. He said no teaming. I break rules. It's like we're dead.

I said no teaming. I still think I come out on top on that. Nope. You're a shot. I'm going to believe that. That might be a little over the top, but I still think I come out on top on that. I'm not going to believe that. That might be a little over the top, but I still believe that. I love that you believe in yourself that much. If we put our heads together,

you're dead. You're batshit insane. Because I don't think you guys are... I will bite you. I'm going to do something. You're right. He's the only one that's going to try to survive. You're not on that level.

I'm biting your aorta out. I am literally talking Bo into killing himself. We should run this. We should run this. This is my thought, though. We got gloves in the car. We do. If I know that's where your head's at.

See, that's the thing. I don't think you're going to know where my head's at. Well, no, but you just told me where your head's at. But I don't think I could do that to you guys. You just gave it up. I thought Bo was going to take that, well, I've been doing jiu-jitsu. You I don't think I could do that to you guys. You just gave it up. I immediately thought that was, I thought Bo was going to take that, well, I've been doing jujitsu,

I can fight, you guys don't stand a chance. Yeah. That's the route I thought Bo was immediately going to jump to. And that's what just happened. No. Yeah,

but no. I would have done that prior to that. Either way. I've always told you I could be, I literally tried to get you to agree with me to fight where I'd fight with one hand behind my back. You wouldn't do it.

I told you I would do it. No, you never did it. It's on record that we were supposed to do it. That's not true. That was back in the kitchen in Old House. That was over a year ago. That was a year and three months ago.

It was like February. I was like, let's run it. Then winner was going to get $10,000. I do think in a three-way death match, even Steven, Bo kills us. I think if we get a chance

Logan I would kill Bo his he's coming around I'm athletic I'm seeing him in Muay Thai and his leg kicks are kind of nuts

so realistically even if it's like teaming or not I'm focusing you over Logan for sure just out of hatred too I think like I want you gone

for sure if there's like a chance maybe 100 games polls I'm like you know what? We'll both die. As long as Bo's dead, that's a win.

The thing is, when he's on top of you, I'm going to get on top of him. Yeah. That's how it's going to work. He's going to be choking you out. I'm going to get behind him. I'm going to choke him.

And I'm going to be pretending to catch my breath while you kill Bo. I'm going to play the fool. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to go, guys, I don't want to,

I don't want to. You guys start going at it. I wait to see how it's going. I get the stronger one. You're recovering. I'm going to do. I'm going to go, guys, I don't want to. I don't want to. You guys start going at it. I wait to see how it's going. I get the stronger one. You're recovering. I try to kill you. That's how it goes in my head. I'm like, I broke my foot right away.

Ah! You killed me last. Ah! Don't worry about me. That's what I thought was going to happen, is that you two would try to macho it out on who's you know no Bo's going to win

yeah Bo would win that huh yeah I tried to give him an arm bar it was really tough really I think it's way closer

than I thought especially just like stand up stand up yeah I'm realizing wow this guy jiu jitsu

he's a lot stronger but I think if I got a hold of you too as soon as you learn a little bit on how to use your body, it's different.

Well, I've done Muay Thai before too. So that's the other thing. Yeah, he has that going for sure. I have no training outside of like military. So I don't know

how I would fit. No. I would like to think that you guys battled it out. I think when he gets me to the ground though, then I'm dead. That's how I think it would go.

If it was just me and Bo, like we already killed you, then I don't think I'd win that. But I think we could kill Bo, no problem. I don't think I'm dying first solely on the purpose that you guys think you don't have to worry about me. No, no, I'm saying...

No, I'm coming after you first. Do you think so? I would get more satisfaction out of killing you and then if Logan killed me, fine. Neither one of us could take him on. I think we would team up, guaranteed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah us could take him on. I think we would team up guaranteed. Yeah. Yeah.

We might even fuck. Let's get one more out. Let's get one more out. Let me get another million. I'll kill you. You do me. Yeah. We'll trade.

I hate them man. You know what? We'll just use Bo. You want his mouth? You get kill Bo and then fuck his body. Yeah. Oh my God.

Yeah, this is good. This is a good episode, dude. It's good. Thank you, Tony. I'm glad you guys figured that out between you two. Easy dub. I want to put you guys in the scenario from The Dark Knight where after he kills one of the mob bosses

and then there's like the three guys and he breaks the pool stick. And he like throws it at him and says, I've got room for one more. Oh, like you guys decide? There's a pool stick thrown in, like you three. It would be so hard. Obviously, it would be so hard for us to actually get to a point where we're like. Oh, yeah.

Even if you put us in a room and said, hey, you have to kill each other. Only one survives. I wouldn't even want to kill you guys. I would just die. I'd be like, fuck it. Kill me then. I don't even want to kill you guys. I would just die. I'd be like, fuck it, kill me then. I don't care. So it'd have to be

almost like we're mind controlled to want to kill each other. Shut up, Andrew. 100% would. I would totally rather die than kill my friends. Literally. Like, without a question.

Yeah, me too. Like, I saw this one video. It's from a movie. This American guy had to kill another American with a pipe in front of a Taliban or whatever they are. Some kind of group. Terrorist organization or whatever. And he did it.

But they're filming it happen. And I would say, I'd rather you kill me than show the world that I would beat my friend to death with a pipe to live. You know what I mean? Fake friend. Exactly. i feel like we're all that level of yeah just not even friend like man we're just respect i'm not gonna yeah i'm not gonna do that to my friend it's not worth it yeah now put women in that room oh yeah somebody's gonna kill everybody yeah yeah it would take forever literally it would take so long i'm just kidding guys you women you guys are killers yeah we know now that would as i'm saying like we have to be we would be a good group point where it's just but if you put us in a room with the strangers or if you put us let's say we just don't know each other yeah that that's probably a better way

we don't know each other i really don't like the idea of stabbing someone to death with a pool cue. If I don't get it, I think me and the other guy who doesn't have one are going to kill the pool guy first. Like, we're going to be like, oh, fuck. Like, this guy is the... Well, you know how crazy my brother is and he's talked about... That's what I'm saying. So, I feel like... I don't know how you guys would come into it, but I'm coming into it.

I'm using everything. Yeah. Like, if you get a hold of me, I'm literally going to take out of you i'm putting fingers and eyes like literally so i don't know where you guys are that's what i'm saying like i don't i don't have that thought that's what i'm saying with you guys i can't put myself there where i'm like well not with you guys that's what i'm saying like but if you didn't know me that's what that's what i mean are you going into it thinking oh i'm just gonna fight my way out of this and i don't know if i could open my fingers wide enough to get both of Bo's eyes. Yeah.

You have to go thumb like that. Yeah. You're rocker. Yeah. Something like that. But, uh, yeah, that's crazy to think about.

I think it's be closer between us. Um, I think Andrew's easy. Yeah. Easy dub. The thing is, yeah, the martial arts stuff really is a difference.

Really? You don't realize just doing a little bit. You really know when I was in the core, dude, it was insane getting up close with everybody and sparring and stuff. I could shoot, dude. Yeah. Easy. But, yeah, no. All right.

That was fun. Thanks, Tony. That's all we have for you guys this week. Thanks for checking us out. I feel like I got bullied a lot this episode. No, no, no. I don't think so. Thanks for dealing with the poor audio last week. He was on fire though.

That's why he was just shining so bright this episode. Yeah. Good for you, man. You're so dude. It's going to be a good year. Yeah. It's going to be good.

Hopefully next week we'll have the studio completely set up for you guys. And thank you guys for the support. It's been crazy. Yeah. Honestly, that's really cool. Keep blowing that page around. We,

uh, we appreciate it. And, we love to, we're, that's really cool. Keep blowing that Patreon up. We appreciate it. And we love to... We're about to get a new camera now with the Patreon money. We're about to start a cash app. So that way our feet people... All your requests. What was his name?

Clint or something like that? There was some guy. Disclose names. J. Obviously nobody's named Clint. What's his name? He's got a name. He's got a name.

But... J is his name. The letter J. It's J, he's named Clint. Carter blew it. He's got a name. He's got a name. J is his name, the letter J. It's J, dude. Come on. You could just basically request in that. So that way, I think Patreon... I'll put the cash app in the description. Send us some money and just one word, peanut butter. And we know what that means.

You've heard what Andrew would do for $100. So there's a lot. There's a lot. Andrew and Logan. Andrew and Logan. A lot of leeway. We'll see you guys next week. Oh, I just matched Bo.

Tight.