Who Knows? Who Cares. - Andrew has a Confident Better Looking Twin.

Episode Date: April 18, 2022

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We know that you're afraid of women, Bo. We get it. That's the afraid of women. We get it. I approach with girls at the gym. You don't either. Shut the fuck up. I've done it in front of you.

One time. That's fine. One time. One time. Yeah. That one time. I think my voice was shaking, Carter. I was so scared.

It was bad, and I reassured him because I was a good friend. Dude, that wasn't bad. I was like, dude, no, it was good. him because I was a good friend. Dude, that wasn't bad. No, it was good. She was looking at you, man. You killed that. She was looking at you. Was she not? Dude, Bo set it up.

She's looking, man. Every time she comes around, she's looking at you. She's like, all right, I'll do it. Dude, that's a good friend. That's a good friend. Honestly, genuinely, I did think she's looking at you. She's like, all right, I'll do it. Dude, that's a good friend. That's a good friend. Honestly, genuinely, I did think she was looking at you. I did.

You're putting him in the play. Yeah, I'm hyping him up. He's kicking me out the nest. Yes, dude. And I flew into a wall. I'm going to pee into the stuff on the clock. Actually, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're a real big...

You want me to swallow? You're a fucking liar. 42. It's crazy what happens in two weeks. You know, we haven't been two weeks. Logan is... Yeah, which I kind of want to talk about that. Every time, like, if our show is, like, late or we don't get one done, it's because of Bo.

It is because of Bo. Bo is going to cancel or do something else that's more important than hang out with us. I told you on Sunday. I couldn't do it Tuesday. I said Thursday or Saturday, and you guys just never did anything. We're not saying that it snuck up on us, but we couldn't do it on the set day that we've had for a while. Sorry that I wanted to take a trip. Oh, hey, i can't go to san diego i have to do a podcast that's how it should be because right to you what do you what does he tell us when we want

to go camping on a weekend that i can't go i can't because i've got something else to do right okay so that's important to you right you're going to take that what to do over camping with your friends. Yeah. I'm working. Please listen. I'm working. Yeah, working. So he wants to do whatever he wants to do other than do the show, right? And we've got like a little bit of a list of some co-hosts who want to come on here. Yeah.

And I think we should start giving them a serious shot. You might want to give them a chance. That's okay. For a permanent replacement. That's okay. I'm not opposed to that. You give them a chance. I might. You give them a chance. I just might have to you might have to do that but now we're we're back it took us a little bit to get beau here you know beau's always on my right it's not my

right hand man but he's always on my right we always got logan here he's got to make sure you know logan's got his good face in the camera good side is that your good side i don't think so i think my right side is my good side so we're good i side. Is that your good side? I don't think so. I think my right side is my good side, so we're good. I don't know. I look good on both sides. Yeah, me too.

We're fine. Yeah. One of my eyes closes a little more than the other, naturally. Like, I'm like always kind of like winking. Do you try to like offset that?

You try to like open it up a little more? No, I mean, it's been years. Anytime you take a front camera, you're like, damn, it looks like somebody hit me. There's a few pictures you sent on Snap,

and I'm like, dude, you look busted. It's like somebody hit me. There's a few pictures you sent on Snap, and I'm like, dude, you look busted. You look wrong. Not busted. Yeah, busted. You don't look very good, man. Maybe like broke. He just woke up.

Yeah, you're just a little tired, a little trippy. He just fell asleep on some concrete or something. You know, my face is like a little lagging. Yeah, your face is just a little fucked up. Rich, I've seen people much worse. Oh, no, of course. A lot worse. No, I don't see it when we're in person.

I don't see it. But in pictures, I see it. Well, yeah. Because the front camera is literally out to fuck you. I don't know why. But, I mean, there's a setting in your phone to where you can reverse that. Reverse that. To where it doesn't flip it.

Really? So it just looks normal like Snapchat always does. I put that on my phone when we're done. Yeah. Yeah. You can do that. But they always say everybody else sees you how that flip is. No, no, no.

Because when you take the picture, it's the opposite when you actually take the picture. So when you're looking at it in front cam, that's not what you're seeing. When you take the picture, that's how they see it.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So I took that off. After you take it, it looks just like how it looked in the camera. Oh, okay. So now everybody's going to be like, oh, your face looks backwards.

But to me, it looks normal. No, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I think my right eye closes a little bit more because I can't just raise my right eyebrow. It's the CP. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. I only be like 95% of it, all of it.

98. You know, you just got 2% in the eye. Just a little bit. Well, what's new? What's happened the last two weeks? A lot. I feel like a lot's happened. So much.

A lot always happens. With all of us. Not as much for me? A lot. I feel like a lot's happened. A lot always happens. With all of us. Not as much for me as you guys, I feel like. Well, a lot's happened, but you just always go back to square one. Yes. I don't know. A lot has happened in two weeks, but I'm back to normal. Somehow it corrects itself.

You went through a storm. War II. But you found a boat. It's the same boat. The boat stayed sailing. The boat's always there. The boat's there, though. It's boat. It's the same boat. The boat stayed sailing. The boat's always there. The boat's there though. It's nice.

It's a nice boat. And I wish we could have warned you about it before but fuck man. Who would have thunk? Huh? Not me.

Not me. It's just crazy because we get into arguments and every time I'm like oh yep this is it. Okay. And then it's like we talk

and we're back. Alright we're back. Everything's good. Just remembering that point during the argument. That's what I need to do. Wait, this is not going to end us. This is not going to be an issue tomorrow.

So why am I arguing right now? Give it 12 hours and I'm going to forget this happened. Well, I won't, but she's going to pretend like nothing ever happened. That's usually how it goes. Fuck. Why does it work like that? I wish I knew, man. I don't get it.

I would end it. I would stop it from working like that tomorrow. But you can't all the time, right? Yeah. It is what it is.

Anyways, that's for me. What about you guys? What have you guys got going on the last two weeks? Same boat, just a little less frequent, you know. Typical, you know,

girl bullshit. Just like, oh. Is there always just going to be problems? Yeah, 100%. Just always? Mm-hmm. Because men are perfect and, you know, women aren't. So there's just a bit of a gap.

But, you know, we're trying to teach them. It's working. A little bit. Slowly getting, you know, level. A little bit at a time. Yeah. And I don't even, I'm not sure if, you know, we're bringing them up or if they're just bringing us down to meet meet what do you think it's a good question what do you think logan he's trying

to like think of what to say to not piss anybody off right now no no while he was talking i i don't know what how i came upon it but it was a pete davidson thing where it was like how like it was like an interview with him and how he was raised by only women because his dad died. Yeah. And how he makes that apparent that his dad died. Yeah. His dad died. I don't know that his dad died. Pete Davidson's dad died. Um, and a lot. He, yeah, he really died. Super. Anyways. Um, but how he was raised by women and how he was waiting for his Mrs. Um, what do you call it? Mrs. Prince Charming. Is that what they called it? That's what he called it.

He's just kind of like, that's like, because he was only raised by girls. Yeah. So, like, he was basically same kind of brain as them. Yeah. And I kind of felt that because I had only girl sisters. Just a mom. I get that a little bit. I get that a little bit.

But my dad was very just, like, chill. Yeah. Not, like, a super, like. Not a parent. He was a friend. No get that a little bit. I had a dad, but my dad was very just like chill. Yeah. Not like a super like. Not a parent. He was a friend. No, not even that. Just like not like super like, this is how we do it. He's like, no, like me and your mom talked about it.

Kind of think this is what's best. You know? Normal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I don't know. I don't know who's right and who's wrong here.

I know that I'm the root cause now in my relationship. Does that suck? I am bringing the problems to my party. I am the issue in this. I'm the problem. It does suck. Yeah. But it's also, yeah, no, it doesn't feel good.

It would feel better if you're like, yeah, no, like it's them and I hate them. But it's you. You know what I mean? It's me and it But it's you. You know what I mean? It's me and it's not my fault. You know what I mean? Well, it is your fault. No, it is though. Yeah.

You got to tell yourself. Nothing feels better than not being wrong. Remember? Can't be wrong. Never. Ever. So it's like. It's a rule.

Yeah, I know. So right now it's me. I'm the culprit. Yeah. We'll figure it out. Do you think other people can sense that? Other people being women when shit's going wrong? What do you mean?

Well, like... Women will always make it your fault. Always. I feel like. Only until you call their bullshit, I feel. Like they really... I think we'll both do that, though. Yeah.

I'm going to try and figure out how this is not on me. And you're going to try and figure out it's not on you. Yeah. Whoever comes out with a better argument is going to win. That's not, that is not healthy at all. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's the way of the road, though.

We're a team here. I called myself out, though. We're working together. Yeah, like, I'm very good at, like, being like, yo, this is on me. Or I overreacted on that. That's good. Women don't do that. I don't do that until the day after, usually.

I need to think on it and realize, like, okay, this is everything that happened, and this spot right here is what I did wrong. Sometimes we'll be arguing, and then she'll be like, well, you just, you said da-da-da-da-da-da, and then I'll be like, hmm, you're right. I did say that. I don't even, like, I'm like, you're right, I'm sorry. I've done that one time in my life.

Oh, I do that constant. Like, whenever it's me. I feel like they don't like that. Then they're like, no're right, I'm sorry. I've done that one time in my life. Oh, I do that constant. Like whenever it's me. I feel like they don't like that. Then they're like, no. Well, I'm not giving them the fight anymore. They want a longer fight. Yeah. I do take out all the steam, but it's kind of like, you know,

why do we want, we don't want the fight. Yeah. Do we? Do we want the fight? You know what I mean? Fighting is kind of fun sometimes. If that's what we want to do, then maybe I'll stop and I'll become the problem more so

it is nice to like have like that that pull of like oh no no no it is don't i need you you know like that feels good right but usually it's like not initiated by us but once it is initiated all bets are off now now it's a win lose youose, you know, and I don't like to lose. So I'm going to, I'm going to call a lot of bluffs. And so that's how it goes. You play close to the chest. Yes. Yeah.

I feel that. I don't do that as much. I would say like close to the head. I think more than I feel, I think, which could be wrong. I do feel a lot. I'm a very emotional guy.

You know, what's going to be bad though, is one day, if you ever play those cards with someone you really care about, like, you're still playing that game. Yeah, you're playing that game, and then they play the same card.

And they're like, all right. They call your bluff. Well, then I cave. But then, like, that will feel so bad. If you're like, no, please, baby, don't leave me. Please, that was my fault. I didn't mean it. You think so?

I think that's going to... I don't think you're going to like it. You think so? I don't think he would do it. I don't think he would do it. I also don't think he would do it. I think I? I think that's gonna, I don't think you're gonna like it. You think so? I don't think he would do it. I don't think he would do it. I also don't think he would do it. I think I would throw everything away, yeah. Yeah.

We'll see, I guess. Fuck it. I don't know. Yeah, but right now I'm the problem. But I acknowledge it. So that's, that's okay. That's a good.

Are you doing anything to fix it? Or are you just like, yeah, I'm a problem? Are you a problem because you yourself are the problem or it's just that you guys aren't compatible? Working for each other. So it's you yourself are the problem or it's just that you guys aren't working for each other? So it's you're being the problem even though what you're doing technically shouldn't be a problem.

You just have your certain things that you like and you want to do. It's a little bit of that. It's also just... I don't know if we should even be talking about this. We don't have to talk about this. It's all very recent. Let him talk about it. He's trying to talk about it, Bo.

My problem is basically that I don't have good coping mechanisms for the rest of my life. So it's like the way my work goes. It doesn't involve her is what you're saying. Yes. And I also will not talk about my problems with her. Because it's not her responsibility.

It is not her responsibility to fix my problems. That's a man thing. That's how we do it. Things will happen basically all day at work where it's like I'm dealing with this client or three clients and I'm trying to figure out how to do all these three or four things throughout the whole day and she's just talking about what the fuck

ever and it's like I can't fucking hear you right now. I have real shit. I haven't told her yet but it's like there is $15,000 on the line right now. Shut the fuck up. You know what I mean? But she has no idea because I've never even come close to expressing,

hey, I'm working on some stuff that I can't focus right now. Never even let her in on that. I'm just dealing with all my shit in silence. Okay, but do you think if you let her in, maybe she would be more understanding of the fact? I think she might understand it, but he knows that her knowing doesn't help the situation. Yeah. If anything, it's just going to make him think about it more. Okay.

When it's like, I mean. I just don't like to share my issues because I have gone through my bitch phase before of like, oh my God, I just feel this way. I'm dealing with all this shit. I've been a little bitch before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all been there. A long time. No one likes that. No, nobody does.

And then if you do that to me, I don't like it. Yeah. So I'm not going to do it to you. And I'm going to try and figure this shit out. You know? But is it the best? I don't know. Probably not.

I don't know if that's the right way to go about it. It's the way I've been going about it, though. Mm-hmm. You know? I've been there, yeah. I don't like to, like, real problems or shit that I like to handle about it. That's the way I've been going about it though. You know. I've been there yeah. I don't like to like real problems or shit that I like to handle my own

because usually what people you know give me their insight or whatever I'm gonna do my own thing anyway. Either way. Yeah.

Either way. Especially if they're not in the exact like thing you're in. Yeah. And they're just like oh maybe you should it's like I don't even

want to fucking hear what you're about to tell me. Don't even waste your breath. Which is it's why i understand what bo was like oh dude i'm different this this is different what do you mean with his girls stuff you know yeah so y'all did not look that's not i'm different that's not gonna happen to me i'm different right you know we comes by dude it fucking happened to me. You know? Like literally, hey, step one, two, and three. It happened in that order, one, two, and three. But I'm the same way.

I'm the same way too. Dude, you don't know what you're talking about. Dude, I don't even want to go into it. I don't want to open the door for you guys. But like I was told things when I was younger growing up. I'm like, you have no fucking idea what you're talking about. You don't have any idea what you're talking about. Dude, you don't know me.

Usually they know. And they know and they know yeah they're calling your your they're literally saying like hey you're gonna hit it right center right now he's gonna throw a curveball that's gonna happen then you're gonna go home and get a divorce oh hey dude no way not me and then it happens not me it couldn't happen yeah i'm different yeah yeah hey i believe that we're all the same. It's crazy. I still believe that. Yeah. And I'm going to

continue believing it. When he says this, he still believes it. That's like a day-by-day basis. Oh, yeah. So, usually it's, you know,

about a week or so of, like, good times and it's like, hey, dude, what do I do? It's crazy how that works. Like, you just go through, like, weeks like,

yo, this is amazing. Yeah, like a week and it's just like, the most amazing week. It's like the most amazing week four to six days then one day of just like where did this come from like what are you doing i really think they enjoy it at this point it's something that's on me for sure i i bring it like yeah but that's like something that happens and i'm like it's like one one out of why are you doing that eight arguments are like my fault. Like one out of eight. Like that's a good number, I think.

And the other ones are just like, oh, you know what? Like whenever we fight afterwards, it's really good. So I'm going to start one today. And that's how it goes. It is really like we make up and it's great. I think the little fights, though, like that tension that builds up and like that animosity and whatever that happens the recovery afterwards like kind of steps you up another level yeah yeah no 100 you know what i mean that's how i feel too maybe it doesn't step you up but it just brings a new spark of like it's like a splash of lighter

fluid on the campfire it's like it's getting a little low let's fucking let's brighten it up yeah because then afterwards there's passion there's whatever and then you know things get too good and kind of too good kind of low and it's like well hey what else are we gonna do yeah hey you tied your shoes wrong yep and then it's a huge fight i hate the way you tie your fucking shoes yeah you're just like my dad done go yeah the shit sucks that's a good that might be it yeah which uh you know girls and whatever it makes me well i tried to touch on this before but it went a different way um on how girls whether they know or not they want you so much more once you're not available once you're with a girl already then all of a sudden it's like damn everybody wants my wiener

i think because honestly i feel like just being i think it's just because i don't care about any other women now so i don't give them any time of day and they just they like your unavailability why isn't he looking at me right now or why isn't he talking to me and i feel like i have some girls at work that's like what's what's going on with you? Are you okay? I'm like, no, I just don't want to talk to you. Sorry. Do you think you've changed?

Like before, like you had a girl where you just like, oh man, like there's so-and-so. Let's go talk to her. No, well, we talked about this. Attention's nice. You know, so when I was at work and I was single, you know, I would look. You know, look at women and, you know, walk by and they'd smile back.'d smile back like okay. I'll smile back at him. You don't do that anymore No, she smiles you look straight to the ground. No I died There was this girl at work literally all day, and I would walk by she was at one of the cabanas

And she was just staring at me all day. I'm like mm-hmm stop fucking looking at me I literally just like every time I would just I would avoid her and she just like I need to see Trying to make eye contact like do you not get the hint? I don't want anything to do with you. You know what's so funny about that is like when you're feeling

like someone's eyeballing you and you don't want to look because you don't want to give them that but you also just want to know like, am I crazy or are they looking at me?

No, I knew it. But then you do check and they are looking and you're like, fuck. And then they're like, oh,

game's on. Gotta go. He looked at me. And then even maybe they just hit their fill for the day. Like, oh, he did look at me. Okay, I'm good. I got next. You know what I mean?

There's an older lady at the gym that does that to me all the time, dude. We'll be like squat racks, you know. I'm here. She's here. And she's like, literally just like stretching, kind of facing this way. Just waiting for you to look. And I'm trying to just not. Yeah.

Other way. Complete other way. And then one time, maybe like a mere reflection, and they meet. Oh, hey. I'm like, oh, man. And it's so crazy. You like it, though. You enjoy the attention.

Well, now it's built up. Yes. You both know that, like, nothing changed from the three feet we were standing apart from each other two minutes ago. I obviously just didn't want to talk to you then. But now I have to initiate it. It's not like I just, oh just oh my god you're right next to me oh wow no i don't you know i knew you were here i didn't talk to you for the first seven minutes i was next to you but now i have to because you're making me uncomfortable yeah and i'm sorry i literally changed the topic and you just said we went a wrong way so i'll let you know that's okay you go on i think you're right though i think there is something to that is it is it like uh like an energy like

an aura that we give off of like oh nine with a woman everybody can tell it's kind of like the unavailable thing though where it's it's almost like if someone maybe not all the time but like even with a girl like if she shows you nothing at all it could make you just like, oh, man, maybe I want that more now. Let's go with that. I got to try just a little bit harder. Yeah. Do I try to get her attention? And we're talking about whether or not they know that you have a girl.

Because I feel like some girls like the fact when you have a girl. It's even worse when they know. Which doesn't make sense to me. That's crazy. I don't understand that. I mean, that's like a sense of competition to me. Like, what is that about? Like, oh, I'm way better than her. I can beat her. Because I feel like

if you leave somebody that you're with for somebody else, like, how are they ever going to trust you? You would leave. You left him for me. What's going to stop you from doing that to the next one? Nobody's better than me. I'm built different, Bo. There's always's better than me yeah i'm built different bro just

like there's always somebody better than you there's always gonna be somebody out there that's better yeah in certain aspects maybe not overall you're overall 99 i can think like one dude maybe one guy just one jason statham or something i don't know i don't know about that like brad pitt or something i think i got a beat you look like like Brad Pitt though. Yeah. Brad Pitt, David Beckham mix a little bit like a little love child. I get that all the time. Now, I don't know if it's more of like girls that don't understand. What are you guys looking at? We're just talking about, Carter and I are laughing at the Brad Pitt thing.

That's all. Carter and I. I don't know about the argument that even if they don't know you have a girlfriend, if they like you more. I don't know about that. Maybe it's just the way you saying just like coincidental wise of like oh is it just a coincidence that might be for some reason you get more attention when you're in a relationship it's just because you can't do anything about it or am i just now noticing maybe maybe that's it i don't know i mean usually i'm do you i don't i don't get more women try to talk to you when you're in a

relationship than when you're not tenfold no doubt in my mind i feel like i don't get more women try to talk to you when you're in a relationship than when you're not. Tenfold. No doubt in my mind. I feel like I don't get a lot of like call, like people don't like message me or reach out to me. And I also don't post anything.

Yeah, no, I don't either. So it's like, I don't think many people know I'm alive. Yeah, that's good. You know what I mean? That's how I want to be. Yeah, that's how I like it too.

It's good being dead. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't mind that either. Yeah. You got zero problems when you're dead. None. It just sounds really easy, to be honest. I wonder if I was more active on social platforms.

Oh, no. 100%. Well, it's an opportunity. Dude. It's a free shot. Is that a fucking Cuban? You know, it's a free option in, is what it is. I posted, what, four times on my Instagram?

I posted maybe three stories before. Dude, when I posted... None of the podcasts. He posted a shirtless picture before. Right, I remember that. I remember that. I put that on my story. Dude, I had DM after DM after DM.

Three or four. No, I had a lot. 17. A lot. More than I... 20. I never had any girls DMing me. 35.

I had guys DMing me. Dude, you look fucking good. I don't know. Like, I understood. I'm like, this feels me. 35. I had guys DM me. You look fucking good. Like, I understood. I'm like, this feels good. Yeah. It feels good. I'm like, why do I want this? It's just too, like, I don't want this.

It feels good. I don't want the pressure. It feels good, but I don't want to have to feel like, oh. I don't like it. Yeah. It's like, why don't. I don't like having to think about. I'm not trying.

People perceiving. Yes, exactly. But if you think you're going to get like good perception, then fucking shoot it. You know, I get it. I understand why they do it. You know,

I get it, but I also feel like it's when like, when some of our videos, you know, are getting like, you know, a lot of good. It does feel good.

Dude, I'm on cloud. It's an adrenaline rush. I'm running that, that train with you when you're like, dude, we have 3 million. It's right now. Yeah. I'm like, nine it's an adrenaline rush for sure I'm running that that train with you when you're like dude we have three million listens right now yeah

I'm like what nutty what yeah 10 kids commented half the world half the world they thought it was funny

yeah I thought it was funny I've had like a handful of people that I've you know I kind of know of but like I couldn't tell you

their last name like oh like I listened to your your episode happened today at the gym. And I was like, there's no fucking way. There's no way. Cause we're not getting any listeners,

but it's also just like, how did you find it? You know what I mean? Like, that's what I'm saying. They have to know me. Cause I'm the only one that really, now people at work know.

Cause Meech came on and they're like, Oh, podcast. I'm like, that's exactly me meech doubled our views like i did not want i didn't want anybody to know about this like i don't want to talk about this it's important i'm professional here right this is a different thing yeah this is not this is for like seven people yeah this is literally for like 10 people yeah at most yeah

at the start yeah it was definitely was it's just something to do i mean but this week i've had a couple people say like like no it's awesome these are women you know they're like oh it's really cool to see how you guys think we're literally doing boy talk yes we're doing boy talk and we're broadcasting to the world and it is not healthy for relationships at all it's not healthy that my girl can watch this i think it is how i talk with the boys blocker i think it's so i think it's so healthy on the podcast where could you imagine your girl sitting down with her two best friends and them just talking about the most like everything vulgar shit everything because they talk about everything and they say i'm sure they say some crazy shit when they're yes girls are

talking like oh yeah like girls are incapable of having relationships like this. Yeah, that's true. Their friendships are pretty not good. That is true. That is very fair. You know what I mean? You know what's crazy? You listen into that conversation?

A lot of girls I know really don't have good friendships for whatever reason. I actually talked to one of our listeners about that, who's a girl. 30-year-old woman. She was like, this is what I think. Maybe it could be this, could be that. reason i actually talked to one of our listeners about that who's a girl 30 year old woman she was like this is what i think like maybe it could be this could be that but we meet up at least once a week to do this oh yeah and that's it's awesome and we have a great time every time yeah i don't think a lot of girls can do that like a weekly like let's do this again yeah you know what i'm saying that makes they are really good at like getting together, like after a while, three weeks,

a month, once a year, every two months they go out and have a great time together. But I don't know. I don't personally know of like many girls, if any, in my life that actually meet up once a week and can do some always have fun. Yeah.

It's never like, damn tonight kind of sucked. Well, how often do you see a girl go to McDonald's and just sit and eat and hang out for three hours and talk in the parking lot with her two best friends? True. Probably never. I would like any girl listeners who do do that or have something like that to comment and tell us about it. Every time we go out or hang out, the last two hours of our days, we went to In-N-Out and we're sitting by the car.

I'm like, I'm about to leave. Yep. Andrew's like, oh, i'm leaving you're not leaving yet okay we talk for another hour it's like it's like we don't want to leave each other i wonder i wonder if it's like because we talk about our problems our bullshit stuff like that so i wonder if i don't know if girls i mean girls obviously vent to each other and talk about shit, but we, we make it, we enjoy it. We make it not as bad as a thing. Girls probably like dwell on it and they're like, oh my God, that's really, really bad. Yeah.

They get so emotional or they make each other feel bad about it where it's like, oh, that's terrible. Versus like Kevin, Kevin never does that to me. Yeah. I don't know. Oh, that sucks. I don't know what to do. You know, I think we, I think we handle things a little different as men.

And then we're even different from men just in our friend group. I think is how we deal with stuff. I think that too. I think there are some, some guys who like only want to show you the good stuff. So it could be guys and girls, but it's like, there's definitely guys who like, we're talking about like when you don't know what to say during sex sometimes. And they're like, oh dude, like I, I come so hard because I'm so good at sex. Whatever.

You know what I mean? Like dude, like that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about the hard part of it. You know what I mean? Like, what are you like, come on dude, you're missing the fucking boat. I'm open here. Yeah. And you're taking that as a, hey, look at me.

I'm better than you yeah yeah dude this is not the conversation i'm trying to have if you want to talk about who oh dude i could i come hard too actually yeah and i come so i'm the best fucker ever is that the conversation you want to have come on dude they do they want to they really want to oh man fuck so funny yeah we might be you know a little different in that department yeah maybe that's why no we're completely different it's just how it is i think it's because we don't really care like what the other person does that's a big factor of like better than me yeah oh no yeah we're not sure that way at all we have zero competitiveness amongst us amongst

like when we go play sports or something obviously that's different but like when we're just hanging out it's not like... Sure. But even during sports, it's like, if Bo's better than me at volleyball, I don't care. Yeah.

I know what to say to get a girl naked. Yeah, yeah. Or to hurt Bo's feelings. Or to hope, yeah. Yeah. I could just hurt him with my words.

You could bench 350, but man, I know how to talk when I'm having sex. It's a little different, you know? It's just, it's a little different.

It's fun though. It's never like a competition You know? It's just it's a little different. It's fun though. It's never like a competition which is the best part. Yeah. I mean it's always a competition. I think it's also too. It is.

But we don't I mean we don't care if we lose those. We can say some questionable shit and it's not gonna hurt our feelings. Yes. We can really go after each other and it's fun.

Why is that? Women cannot do that. Why is that? Women cannot do that. We like me and Drew specifically say the harshest shit oh the harshest shit but we never crossed you know we don't cross certain lines drew and i like we

cried we tried lines that you don't cross like i i don't know if there is a line for us yeah i think it's gotten to the point where there's just not a line we just could be put each other down yeah you just put each other okay like he was cool with that let's try this next one yeah that didn't seem to hurt him that much okay what do i yeah i mean but that's that is not the relationship with a lot like anybody can yeah that's true a lot of people can't do that either dudes that i work nobody is good at taking that shit usually so i don't know it's a dangerous thing to apply that into other like i know i've worked a fucked up a lot doing that shit. I bring our relationship into work relationships, and I'm like,

yo, I'm sorry. You know I didn't mean that, right? Yeah. I was just fucking with you. I was just kidding, dude. Well, even a couple of Discord kids, like Blandon and Marty, it's like,

Marty can't hang with a lot of the shit. Because I grew up with you guys, Matt, Zach, Justin, whatever. You guys are four or five years older than me. When he talks shit, it's a little serious sometimes. Like, it's a little harsh. No, he goes for, like, he tries to make you feel bad. He really goes for the throw, yeah.

He goes for the, like. Well, because you know what that means, right? You won't do it again. Well, a lot of times, they didn't do it. Like, myself, I almost don't ever do anything to Andrew but he tries to find a way to find he tries to find a button

if I walk in the room you can't kill me if I kill you first that's how it goes that's what it is you know some people are like oh damn

so then it's like you know what every time Andrew opens himself up I'm gonna put him down I'm not gonna allow this every time someone just puts his name in the air I'm going to put him down. I'm not going to allow this. Every time someone just puts his name in the air, I'm going to swat it to the floor. That's how I came up.

That's how I was raised. Like, oh, dude, those shoes are ugly. Oh, your wife cheated on you. It's bad, but it works. It does work. That's a good point. It's the path of least resistance for me. So that's fair to say that our relationship isn't a good sample size for how other people's relationships should go. I don't recommend this for other people, no.

Right. I mean, we're 10, 15 years into friendships almost at this point. That's a good point. So it's like we know all the bad shit. But you need that in a friendship. I need to be able to talk shit and it's like. Or get the truth out of somebody. That's true too you don't want someone who's like a yes man or like somebody's

gonna be like oh dude i'm fucking up again but you know like and then like but you know it's like no you don't know you're fucking up you just said it you know i mean like you need someone to be able to tell you honest like no yeah no you fucked up dude that's another thing i wanted to talk about with women how they they go to their friend group to get advice and it's all obviously they're they're gonna agree every time oh no you're wrong oh and this is bo's never like brought anything up like topic wise i bring topics up all the time this is so good i missed what you said say it again i'm saying okay it's like if i came to you with something it was new right you didn't even listen to him if i came

to my friends they're gonna like if you came to me with an issue i'll tell you if you're wrong right i'm not afraid to sit here and say no like you fucked up yeah oh no obviously yeah women don't do that women will go to their friends like oh well i cheated on him but like he wasn't treating me right like oh he doesn't deserve you yeah you should have cheated on him so yes man you know what i mean that's what they do with their friend group and it's like you know I'll get in a fight with my girl. Well I talk to the girls and they agree with me. It's like no shit. No shit they agree with you.

Logan and I have been talking about this for years. Girl friendships are like not like real friendships like ever. Almost ever. I mean there are some. There's a very select few.

Like girls might have like one true friend you know and that's like it. How many girls have you dated both of you that have friends this close to them zero why my girl has some pretty close friends so your girl does yeah you know i mean even like when we were in high school we had like a super tight like friend group that would date

everybody you know like we were friends and we dated girls that were friends and they were like friends for 10 years now none of those girls talk to each other. Yeah, that's crazy. Right? We're still here. So, I mean, sure they're like friends or whatever, but I see Logan a couple times a week. They see him maybe twice a year. I don't know. I don't know what that is.

I don't know what that is either. I don't know what it is. We need to get a woman on the podcast. We need to get some more. We have a woman lined up. Do we? She's got to be in town. Yeah. Okay. We've got a couple. Okay.

We've got them lined up. She's like a boy, though. That's fair. That's fine. That's good. That's even good. Yeah. That's really good.

Yeah. I don't know. I think that's a really good point, though. What you were just saying, how it's not credible. It's not. It's not. It's not a good source to reference. But then they go to their friends, and then they're like, they get that.

They feel validated. Yeah, they feel validated. Like, oh, I'm. Yeah. Oh, my. Stephanie told me I was right. He's not a good source to reference. But then they go to their friends, and then they get that. They feel validated. Yeah, they feel validated. Like, oh, I'm... Stephanie told me I was right. He's a piece of shit. Yeah. He's a piece of shit. I'm saying, like, okay, like...

I should have fucked that guy. It was his fault. And obviously, that was an over-exaggeration. But I'm just saying, like, you could literally do that. No, that happens. For sure, that happens. That definitely happens. Yeah.

I would sit here and be like're like dude you're a piece of shit yeah we laugh about it we do we laugh about it like you're a piece of shit for that i think i think we know it like before we talk about it we're just hoping that like somebody else sees it in the way that we're trying to paint it you know that you guys know we always paint the best picture when you're telling the story i I can tell myself something completely different, and that's what it will be from what it actually is, like reality. You know, like, oh, damn. It's like you're being able to lie on a lie detector test.

Yeah. I really think I could, dude. Like, I tripped on nothing. Like, oh, dude, something was wrong there. There was something wrong. Background's uneven, at least a little bit. I wouldn't trip like that. There's no one better at that than you that i know yeah and it's it's internal at this

point like it's not just like you believe other people yeah no it's just it's no i'd like you specifically he's done it so much that i think i think it's really healthy in certain situations though i really do i don't you don't think so i don't know maybe it's not dude i'm always right you know that's how it feels so it's good it is really good should we change the topic up a little bit you got anything else you want to talk about i'm not gonna incriminate myself on this i feel like my girl did watch this and her friends watch this you know what bo said here we we go. Here we go again. It's going to happen anyway.

You know why that is? He hides himself. Yep. I don't hide myself. He hides who he is. That is not true. To everybody but us. Right. You could go back and watch every podcast.

I don't know. You know who I am. I mean, we've talked about it on here. Bo took a while to take interest into women, right? What were you, 32? My girl still thinks I'm gay. She still does.

It's an ongoing joke. I think she believes it. He blamed that on me and she came to me the first night we met. She says, I thought Bo was gay. I was like,

us too. She says I'm very attractive to the point where it's like, no, you almost look gay. I'm like, I'll take that. I'll take that compliment. I get hit on by gay guys all the time. That's a huge compliment. it's like, no, you almost look gay. I'm like, I'll take that. I'll take that compliment.

I get hit on by gay guys all the time. That's a huge compliment. That's just her being nice and you look gay. I don't know. I'm the same way, though. I don't know. I get a lot of gay attention. I like that.

Yeah. But do women come to you? That's what I'm saying, though. No. Yeah. I remember like, oh my God, I thought you were gay as a woman. That's never happened to me. That does happen.

No, no, no. No, I just mean like, I't get like a lot of girl attention i don't that i know of you know i'm saying i could be and i think that's like an over intimidation factor which we've we've talked to my mom used to have you know this gay friend whatever they had a falling out and he would talk about it like oh if there's a seven and a 10, I'm talking to the seven. Because a 10 is like, oh, shit, like he's probably gonna be a dickhead. You know, he's too intimidating for me. That's what I was told by my girlfriend.

I think that's a factor. How many? So what do you do? How many? That's why it took me so long to find. But that's another thing. It took me so long to have sex where women are like, oh, he's got to be gay. Yeah. Like, how could a guy like that? Or not are like, oh, he's got to be gay. Yeah.

Like how could a guy like that not have that sex life? Or not even be gay, but like he wouldn't be interested. Yeah. What's going on? He's whatever. There's some kind of like whatever they have. But it works in my opposite favor because the women that I want aren't approaching me. And I'm not approaching the women that I want. Yeah.

So it's just like a standstill. Because we're scared. Yeah. Because I'm scared. Yeah. that I want. Yeah. So it's just like a standstill. Because we're scared. Yeah, because I'm scared. Yeah. Yes. She's scared. The women that I don't want are going to approach me.

And I'm like, fuck. Yeah. Maybe I'll entertain it because the attention's nice. It's so scary though. And I don't get any. So maybe this is what's going on where it's like, okay, you're really attracted. You're so attracted to the point that they don't even want to try it. And I don't want to say that because I'm not.

Let's just say. Let's give ourselves a benefit of the doubt here because I want it to. I'm going to say that. Yeah, 100% of the time. That's what's happening. You're right. But then let's say you go and you do attempt it. You're obviously giving all of the power.

I'm not a power guy, but you're a little bit of a power guy. He doesn't even care about it. I don't even like power. But let's say that then you give them all of that, and then you get shot down. That's a tough love yeah so but like my mentality with my job is like you just got to keep going next one next one next one i just don't know if i i can't apply that to women no i can't apply that to women i know guys who are that and like they can do it cuz oh your cousin is the bravest man i know yeah he does not know what the fuck he's saying either.

And I love it. I'm trying to help him. But it's great. I'm trying. His like, like his absolute disregard for like how, how this could happen. Awareness.

Just anything. Cool. Next. You know what I mean? Back to my workout. Yep. No feelings hurt. I work out next to this girl every day.

I'm going to see her for the next month. I don't care. It's not my problem. Nope. She's going to be uncomfortable. Me, I'm looking to see her for the next month. I don't care. It's not my problem. Nope. She's going to be uncomfortable. Me, I'm looking at her friend. You know, that's how he is. Fuck.

There's something to it though. Yeah. There's definitely something to it. I think so. Yeah. I don't know if I have that, uh, that ability, not ability, but like the, I don't know if it's confidence or lack of awareness. I feel like I'm too like critical

slash like aware of like all the possibilities that could come from this or all the implications positive and negative that i'm just don't move yeah yeah crippled yeah i'm crippled by fear of you know no it yeah definitely i mean we've we've been out together and it's like, we have been out. Hey, go talk to her. Like, okay. And you take a step.

I don't know. I don't want to. I hate that. I know. I was just saying she was the hottest girl I've ever seen, but now I don't really want to. She's not that cute. Yeah.

Yeah. She's by herself. She's, she's probably really stupid. You know, she's probably not cool. Yeah. I hate her.

Exactly. That's, that's how it is. That is is how it is it's very scary i mean how many times have you guys been hit on by if i'm if i'm ever single like truly single and like trying again i'm gonna start trying to be more like tony just everybody gave my numbers just i'm gonna just try i also don't want to be that guy but i mean like you said you're really you're you're the top you know why not why not why not be that because like even if not

they're just like and you're awesome about it like flattering super cool like if I really wanted to I could talk to a lot of women and even if it didn't go

the way I thought it would I could make it fun and it's like oh yeah no harm no foul yeah no harm no foul whatsoever if you're a ghoul of a man

you go up to a girl and do that ghoul now she's like fuck this yeah. No harm, no foul. Yeah, no harm, no foul whatsoever. If you're a ghoul of a man, you go up to a girl and do that. A ghoul. Now she's like, fuck, this guy's probably gonna kill me. Yeah. You're like,

I don't know, he'll probably kill someone else. Like literally, we talked about, he thinks every girl at the gym looks at him. Right. All the time.

Oh, she's looking at me. She's looking at me. And we had this conversation where it's like, I think that sometimes too and sometimes I just wanna go up and like,

are you looking at me or am I fucking crazy are we making eye contact this whole time is that happening is that me am I being weird is there something

where we keep am I looking at you so much that you're making sure am I making you uncomfortable because I'll stop I can't tell what's going on I can't take my eyes off you

no I wouldn't say that that's what you'd say no I wouldn't say that I can't get enough of you and if she was like oh that's Bo that's bow i saw your last set oh my god you're getting low yeah i'm never weird like that ever i feel like i play that off easy and they're like oh no it wasn't like oh my bad i'm sorry

i wish you were my fault sorry I'm gonna go about my day yeah you could I also don't know because I feel like you'd have to take your headphones out and I feel like

starting a conversation with someone who's got headphones in I've never approached a girl at the gym ever me either never

me either not that I've approached a lot of women outside of the gym either I've also never done that give them nothing though too like I act like they're almost like a blob

the fuck are you shaking your head for? Dude, you don't got to say that. What? Nobody cares. We know that you're afraid of women, Bo. I'm like, we get it. That's the afraid of women. We get it.

I approach with girls at the gym. You don't either. Shut the fuck up. I've done it in front of you. One time. That's fine. One time. One time.

Yeah. That one time. I think my voice was shaking, Carter. I was so scared. It was bad, and I reassured him because I was a good friend. Dude, that wasn't bad. No, it was good. She was looking at you, man. You killed that.

She was looking at you. Was she not? Dude, Bo set it up. She's looking, man. she's looking, man. Every time she comes around, she's looking at you. He's like, all right, I'll do it. Dude, that's a good friend. That's a good friend.

Honestly, genuinely, I did think she was looking at you. But you're putting him in the play. Yeah, I'm hyping him up. He's kicking me out the nest. Yes, dude. And I flew into a wall. Oh, sorry. I got to wait for night out the nest. Yes, dude. And I flew into a wall. Oh, sorry. I got to wait for you.

Come on. Maybe you do. Maybe. I got to do what Cusso does. That's when you ask. So were you looking at me or not? I don't see him. That is terrible.

That is so funny. You can't say that. I love it so much. I love it. Oh, it's so funny. No, that is terrible. That's good. Yeah.

That's really good. There was this girl at the gym who definitely was looking in our direction frequently. Made eye contact a couple of times, you know, and whether it's, you know, at him or me, I don't know, but he came up to me and he's like, hey, if she looks at me one more time, I'm going to go up to her. Sure enough, you know, we're doing hip thrusts, whatever. She looks and he's like, all right, I got to go. Love that. You know, it's funny that he stuck, whatever. She looks and he's like, all right, I got to go. Love that.

You know, it's funny that he stuck to it. He held himself to it and I wouldn't like, okay, one more time. She does it. Okay. Now let me just not.

He's one more. One more. That's a man. Yeah. Yeah. No. Good for him. That's very respectable because he did it.

And he, I heard the conversation. He's like, Hey, you got a snap. She's like, Oh, like he opened with that.

I'm pretty sure that's what it was. Yeah. Some, some kind of Snapchat line. Like, Oh, like, Hey, you got a snap. She's like, Oh, like he opened with that. I'm pretty sure that's what it was. Yeah. Some, some kind of Snapchat line. Like, Oh, like let me get you snap or something.

I don't know. Very, very bad. And, uh, she's like, Oh, I got a boyfriend. And he says,

I don't see him. I was like, Oh man. You just said that. Oh, so they're not supposed to say names, huh? Yeah.

Yeah. Cuzzo, you know, whatever we go back to our thing we're finishing our workout and you know i don't care this was his fuck up we're like 10 feet from this girl now working on the same area and she was never really working out she's like one of those that goes just to be seen at the gym like full face of makeup hair done matching bottom top yeah whatever not even in like a gym fit yeah it's just like you know t-shirt and some leggings whatever and i i'm facing towards her i gave you know cuzzo the option to not face her because i'm a good guy takes a picture flash on she fucking panics you know whatever

and i'm like oh God, just fucking taking pictures. So, not even, dude, within 34 seconds, this boyfriend comes upstairs and they're like, you know,

arm around each other, holding hands, whatever. And then he leaves like after a minute. She's like, where you going? He's like,

dude, I'm going back to my shit. Like, I don't know why you made me come up here. I don't know what she said. It was probably like, oh my God, these kids won't leave me alone. This guy's hitting on me. He's looking at dude, I'm going back to my shit. I don't know why you made me come up here. I don't know what she said. It was probably like, oh, my God, these kids won't leave me alone. This guy's hitting on me. He's looking at me, whatever.

He goes back downstairs. After they, like, you know, walked in front of us holding hands, made sure that we knew they were together, you know, whatever. That's his. And he's, I mean, nothing crazy. Cuzzle's probably punking his ass out. Cuzzle's definitely nothing crazy. He's a hooper.

But that's it. He's a hooper. He can dunk. I bet money on our game, and I invited Cuzzle just to make sure we won. Oh, yeah. We won like 15-2. Yeah, he's nice. He's a hooper for sure.

And he was 13 at the point. Yeah, he's nice. He's a Hooper for sure. And he was 13 at the point. Yeah. He was nice. He could ball. And now every time we see them, it's, I feel like she calls them over because it's like, you know, armpit to shoulder immediately. She's like, oh, yeah, this is my girl. And they walk in front of us all the time. But now he's kind of got some respect, you know. Yeah.

Like, hey, I've got to watch my girl around this kid. Yeah. And maybe that works for him but he's I respect him he's gonna knock every girl down in that gym if I don't tell him

to chill out and that's the thing too is if he's cool about it and like not like terrible about it if he doesn't care then run it yeah

but it's gonna get to a point where I'm seen with him and it's gonna affect me oh yeah you're his friend those are the kids that want every girl in the gym. You know what I mean?

I don't want that. That's true. I do not want that. Well, you guys also look very similar. Which I think was an issue too. I think he's... You guys look identical. Okay.

You have hair in the bun. That's not true. Beard growing out. Same way. Same features. Same height, basically. You wear the same things now. Yeah.

I need more of this. You wear the same things. Nah, he I need more of this. You wear the same things. Nah, he's in a black white beater every day. You wear a black tank top half the time, too. No. Yeah, you do. I wear tank tops one day a week. That's on shoulder day.

I like the way my arms look on an overhead press. I'm kind of getting big. With all those pizzas you're eating. Macros are nuts. Not eating enough. Two pizzas a pizzas you're eating. Macros are nuts. Not eating enough. Two pizzas a day. I should. I'd get huge.

He does in some Sarms. He died like 36. Yeah. But either way, you know, I feel like he might be reaching out to some girls, maybe social media, and they're like, oh, shit. That's that hot kid at the gym.

Me. That's you. But then they're like, oh, wait. That's his friend. Because you guys look so identical. Yeah, so, so, so, so close. But I'm the hot one. He's the hot one.

Dude, there are hot twins, and then the sibling is ugly. That exists, 100%. Just a little bit off. And that's an issue. We're not twins. We don't look that much alike. You don't look that much alike, but it's weird. We have a long...

If you saw them across the gym and you'd never seen them before... Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, that's... Wait. That's not Andrew. Oh, shit. I'm not sure, dude.

We both have long hair and shitty facial hair, and that's it. That's it. But... No, he's got confidence for sure. I respect it. I wish I could do it. Is it confidence or he just is like... No, it's confidence and lack of awareness for sure yeah that's what i was gonna say the perfect couple those two things together yeah you can do anything literally

anything like if if you if you go up to talk to somebody and you're like yeah like i'm not wrong like in my job anyways that shit works like that's you can be a millionaire doing that shit make anybody buy your bullshit literally just like i'm not wrong yeah wait this making you job anyways that shit works like that's you can be a millionaire doing that shit making anybody buy your bullshit literally just like i'm not wrong yeah wait this making you uncomfortable i didn't i didn't feel that damn you know what i mean like was i looking at this guy a lot i don't remember literally it's the perfect like that shit's nuts yeah maybe i'll you know if i ever am single i'm gonna i'm gonna try and be like tony i mean might be soon man yeah maybe you know really soon i don't know if I'll be ready yet.

Yeah. It takes a lot of time. You need to take some time off. Yeah, I'm going to take some time. Yeah, find yourself a little bit. I've been in a relationship since I was 14, basically. That's what I'm saying.

So you got to find out. I'm almost 24. I feel like a lot of people, it could be an issue. Eight or nine years of being in a relationship straight. I don't see this with you, but I feel like for some people

that are in relationships their whole life, they base who they are off the other person. I'm not. And they never really find themselves. So that's see this with you, but I feel like for some people that are in relationships their whole life, they base who they are off the other person, and they never really find themselves, so that's not really you. A lot of women do that, where they cling on to somebody and then they just become... Name one. First one.

I was like them? No, no, no. But when it went away, you had to find who you were. Yeah. I was going through an identity crisis regardless, though. Regardless. Regardless. Irregardless. I was going through an identity crisis regardless though. Regardless. Regardless. Yeah. Irregardless.

Irregardless. I was going through an identity crisis. Which I kind of want to bring that up just because Bo says supposedly with a B all the time.

I just want everybody to know that Bo is stupid. Supposedly. Supposedly. Supposedly. He was salutatorian in high school in like a cum laude

or whatever it was in college. Magna cum laude. Yeah, whatever. Second in my class in college says supposedly with a B so

everybody understands you still understand what I'm saying yeah but I think damn he said that supposedly that's what you think yeah

yeah damn this kid's probably stupid honestly for a while I thought that's how it was supposedly yeah

I don't know why I probably heard it once and I just ran with it yeah that's tough my bad man no it's okay I've been learning I've been know why. I probably heard it once, and I just ran with it. Yeah, that's tough. My bad, man. No, it's okay. I've been learning.

I've been trying to actively change, supposedly. We'll fix it. There you go. There you go. Yeah. Thanks. I'm going to go ahead, and let's move into our trial segment, our first segment for the show.

Oh, wow. We're going to try and do something like this weekly. So, I'm going to give you guys some news articles and just a few details of what happened and i want to just kind of hear what you guys have to do chill out we're just gonna see how it goes um so there was a woman accused of killing a cyclist uh she hit him she hit two cyclists with her car and she said that the reason she did it is because she was uncontrollably defecating um so supposedly innocent she a woman accused of crashing her car into two cyclists and then driving away claimed her irritable bowel syndrome caused the crash that's what the arresting

documents say what's her name um let's see. Why does that matter? Free her. Your dad tried to use that once. It worked. He got out of the ticket. Did he get out of the ticket? Yeah. Because he had to shit? I tried it, dude.

Like, yo, I really have to shit right now. Like, dude, yeah, sorry. I gotta go to the bathroom. Julie Budge. Julie Budge. She says that she, apparently they found fentanyl in her system, so they arrested her with a DUI. I guess she went to the doctor and she got medication i don't see how fentanyl could possibly have been a medication that was for ibs yeah it clogs you up for sure fentanyl is uh is an anti-defecation while driving med

for sure she need a higher dose but yeah i don I don't know. Should we do, I guess, should we do innocent or guilty? Should we make that part of the statement? I like that one. Well, the thing is, I've never been the type of person where it's like, I just have to shit. And they're like, I can't keep it in. Well, people with like that thing. And I feel like you've talked to me about that before.

You're like, dude, I'm either going to shit or like, I'm going to shit my pants if I don't go to the bathroom right now. I've never been like that. I'm like, you know what? I need to shit, but I can wait. I think. I can hold it. I feel like my body knows the exact second like the amount of time i have to make it back home so you've been in a situation where it's like if i don't go to the bathroom

right now i'm gonna shit myself unless you like have like a sickness in you like you have like a virus or something that's like hey you were fine two seconds ago and now this is happening i'm fine no for me It's like oh I kind of got a shit for like 30 minutes And I'm driving home and then by like the second get in the gates six minutes It's like oh my god. Am I gonna make it and then as you get closer and closer? It's like dude. I'm about to blow my ass out There's been times like I haven't even closed my door like I got out and ran to the bathroom because I thought I was gonna shit my pants

I mean I've had moments like that. That's only happened to me once at Astro Camp. Now, Astro Camp, you shit your pants. No, I made it through the toilet. But I'm a germaphobe. This is what happened. No, that did happen. I thought you shit in your pants. I did.

I didn't shit my pants. I shit into my pants. So what happened was I'm a germaphobe. Wait, how do you not? You shit your pants here let me explain no no no no let me tell the story so i'm at astro camp they serve tacos around 2 30 oh that's never a good idea we're out exploding bottles into the air whose bottles the most aerodynamic yeah you know fun shit i don't remember where i came in. NASA stuff. Yeah. I'm a scientist. Yes.

Something happens in my gut and I'm like, Oh, okay. I'm going to find my way back to the restroom. As I'm walking to the restroom, I get there. I'm coming like, but it's like, it's getting quicker and quicker.

It's, it's getting hot in my throat, in my ass. It's getting bad. Yeah. So I get there, pull my pants down. But I have a thing about toilet seats where like, I won't touch them. Especially when I was younger, it was really bad. Yeah. So I get there, pull my pants down, but I have a thing about toilet seats

where like, I won't touch them. Mm. Especially when I was younger, it was really bad. Oh yeah, duh. Really bad.

So I pull them down and I'm just hovering right above the toilet. But, there was a fire hose on my ass and I didn't know that's what was gonna happen. So it came out like you put your thumb over the fucking lid of your hose and it was,

shh. That's what happened going to happen. It came out like you put your thumb over the fucking lid of your hose and just shh. That's what happened. So when I looked down, it's everywhere. You're like, oh my God, I made it. Thank God. Yeah. I'm thinking like, oh, I'm in the clear. How do you recover from that?

You know what it's like? It's like, you know when you let air out of a balloon and it's just flipping like that? That's what it came out like. But how do you recover from that? So what I did. Yeah, i want to know what you did i used all of the uh like wiping material in the bathroom at one time it's like i washed my clothes in the sink oh my gosh i washed my clothes in the sink. How old are you? Fourth grade? Fourth grade. Oh my gosh. I took all of the paper towels. They were completely out afterwards,

but just to clean up the area to make it not look like a crime scene. And then I ran to my dorm. I threw my clothes away, and then I changed. You ran in your underwear? No, no, no. I washed all my clothes in the sink. Put them on wet?

I had to put them on again. Wet. I can't walk balls naked. Am I going to them on wet. I had to put them on again. Wet. I can't walk balls naked. Am I going to call a teacher? Can you bring me a towel? No. No one knew what happened. You're fucking 10 years old.

I kept my pride. Yeah, you can't shit in the pants. No one knew it happened. Ah, you know. But yeah, so then I washed it all up. So I basically did fill my underwear though with mud. Mud. I was stacking mud everywhere in there.

But yeah, so that's how you don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's fair. So you would definitely hit a couple people if you're shitting your pants. I feel like if I really had to shit, I could just shit, but I'd still drive. I'd just accept the fact that I'm about to shit myself.

But you know, I could still operate this vehicle. He's got less pride. Well, could you do it with fentanyl in your system? I don't know. I don't know. I'm about to shit myself but you know I can still operate this vehicle. He's got less pride. Could you do it with fentanyl in your system? I don't know. I don't know. I'm saying she's guilty. 100%.

If it wasn't She's definitely guilty. How old are the people cycling? Oh, I didn't even say. Were they too old to be cycling? That's the question.

If it was a kid he probably swerved out on the road and she hit her. I don't know. If they've been cycling for 15 years, maybe you should hang it up. Women drivers aren't the best.

Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. We have teen killed after boys take turns shooting at each other wearing body armor. So apparently there was two boys. Just boys being boys.

Christopher Leroy Broad Jr., 16, died after he was hit by a bullet. What state? Taking turns with Joshua Vindman. Kansas. Sounds like a Texas thing. Tell me Midwest, please. I'm thinking more south. Missouri.

I don't think it says where either. Missouri, Georgia. Yeah. Bama. Somewhere down there. It's just on Yahoo News. Louisiana. It's Louisiana.

Yeah, it could be Louisiana. Anyways, and then Joshua Vinning is the one who's being charged. With what? He is being charged with aggravated manslaughter of a child with a firearm. And one of their friends, who is a witness, Colton Whitler, he was initially interviewed as a witness to the shooting. He's also being arrested, I think under lesser charges, in connection, who was also arrested in connection with the case, for providing false information.

So apparently he was interviewed. Protecting his boy. Yeah, come on. Yeah. So, yeah, we go to jail. But like, who's fault? You guys were both in agreement. Hey, shoot me.

You shot me first. If I was like, Logan, Logan, put this on and I'm going to shoot you. You're an idiot. But if he agreed to it. Yeah, no, yeah. You're not to blame for that. Logan's the idiot. Yeah, 100%.

In a court of law. No, no, you agreed. I could talk my way blame for that. Logan's the idiot. Yeah, 100%. In a court of law, you're still... No, no. You agreed. I could talk my way out of that. No, you agreed to get shot. That's on you. Officer, look at him. He put the armor on, right?

Yeah. He thought he could live. So did I. He told me to do it. He convinced me. He told me to do it. Wait, did the other one get shot first? Or was he the first one?

I imagine they... You know, because if you had gotten shot... Yeah, they're guilty. They had to have taken turns. Not guilty. 100% not guilty. I would hear him out. I don't think that...

Maybe he thought it was his taser. Oh, wow. That's a good point. They were both white. White males. Okay. I like that argument. That's the only thing that would happen.

I like that argument. What? Could have been taser. Yeah, who knows yeah maybe he came at him okay so for the next one uh a southwest a southwest passenger arrested for masturbating four times during a flight oh my four times innocent dude where was he flying to so apparently uh i don't know where he was flying to long flight um the lady that was sitting next to him. Oh, he wasn't even alone. No, the guy was masturbating next to a lady. And I'm guessing after the fourth time, he fell asleep.

She took photos while he was masturbating and told the flight crew. And they moved her to another seat. But when they landed, she turned the photos over to the Phoenix police. Okay, so that's where they were flying to. And the FBI interviewed him. And he says he didn't think the female passenger was uncomfortable with him doing it. He thought that they both thought it was kind of kinky.

So it's just miscommunication. Yeah. Well, I mean. If you're beating meat on a plane and somebody pulls their phone out, I can understand the confusion. He's facing charges related to lewd, indecent, and

obscene acts. I understand that also. Was he like under his... I'm assuming he didn't have his dick out. He fell asleep. No way he had his dick out. He probably had his hand in his hands. How do they know it was four times? She probably got it all on video. Yeah, I mean, she said that.

How do they know that he... Four is a lot. How do you not just like get up and leave? You're not going to put four times in the news title if they weren't sure of it. How do you not get up and leave after the first time? That's what I want to know. Because she thought it was... Okay, hold on.

Okay, let's give it... Okay, first time, I was uncomfortable. I was frozen with fear. Second time, oh my God, I can't believe it's happening again. This is terrible.

Third time, where are you going? Like, why are you... How many more times does he have to keep rubbing it out? Time number three is like, damn. Maybe there's something to it.

It's kind of thick. He can't close his hand around that piece. Was he conditioning? Was he trying to condition her? Yeah. Figuring it out? Yeah. Maybe.

I mean, maybe the guy's not the ugliest, you know? Do we have a picture of him? No. All I have is his name is Antonio Sherrod McGarity. That doesn't sound like a very attractive name. Yeah. I don't like that. McGarity.

I don't like that last name. Have you ever jacked off in public before i've never jacked off in public you would definitely have by that yeah you definitely have i figured that that would be uh something you guys can talk about briefly is like where the weirdest place you guys have jacked off is we don't have a lot of time do we do you guys have any weird spots? I did at work when I was like 18. You did at work? I was working at AMR. I can say that. I don't know. What are you going to do?

Yeah. I don't work anymore. Yeah. It was a punt request, I think. Dude, honestly, I could have been. Oh, a girl wanted you to? 17. Okay.

That's a little more understandable. It's hot. It's hot. That's hot. That shit's hot that's hot that shit's hot not if you're just like i'm really horny i'm gonna go well i yeah i did some weird spots dude some bad it wasn't like crazy or anything but i was like i don't even think i documented i think it was just like like hey take my word for it and i wasn't a liar because i did it but i'm pretty sure i would go there like after high school. So nobody else was there.

Cause I was there to like fucking eight at night. Go to the bathroom. Oh, you're by yourself. I had my own office. Oh, okay. That's even crazier to me.

That's fair. That's crazy. Just do it in the office. Yeah. I mean, there was like two people like downstairs, like doing like factory work, but that's cool.

When, when I start breathing and like, I can't, I feel like I can't hear anything else. The door opens and you're just in it. Tunnel vision? They could be,

yeah, I get tunnel vision. So it's like, I could get caught if I did it anywhere other than. No, I'm not like that. I'm thinking about everything going on.

I'm like listening for anything. Yeah, no, I was, I did it in the parking lot when I was like 14. You're just driving around like, I need to get this out of my system. No, not 14. I was, I couldn't even come close to driving. i was like 14 you just drive around like i need to get this no

no not 14 i was i couldn't even come close to driving i was like probably 12 and with who um it's probably like 12 and you're just like by yourself yeah yeah i was in a parking lot you're like damn mom's going to the bank maybe i was 11 i was 11 or 12 and i was god and he's just finding himself i was in a parking lot um and like a cole's or something like that a cole's parking lot or something and it's just like what do you do you know i got all this time on my hands like seven minutes to myself what am i gonna i may well do that maybe Maybe I'll just do that. That's pretty bad.

Yeah, I'm not perfect. Yeah. I'm not perfect. Close. What about you, Bo? I don't think I've done anywhere weird. Let's get an answer from Bo real quick. I don't think I've... If you guys want to keep talking about this

after you guys can say bye or whatever, we can keep talking about it for the Patreon. Okay. Yeah. You know what? I don't think I've ever... I can go into detail on what we're about to talk about on the Patreon

because we only have two, three patrons. I love the patrons. Honestly, I don't think I've ever jacked off anywhere weird. That's typical. He's very vanilla as a person.

Super boring. I've always been good about controlling my sexual desires, I feel like. So I don't... Me too. Yeah, I do. Okay, well, quick Patreon plug. We just want to say thanks for watching and listening.

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