Who Knows? Who Cares. - Andrew is an Xbox Live Bully.

Episode Date: April 4, 2022

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He had a rehearsed scene. It was like, I'm going to pin your shoulders down. Keep going. Your ass is going to be in the air. What was the last line? I said I would put my foot on your neck and have your ass up high, and I would just be reeling your fucking b-hole until you're squealing like a hog. That's what it was.

And I told another kid that he probably smelled like trash bag water. You work at a club. You understand. I know what that smells like. It smells disgusting. I think he actually left the lobby. I had a couple kids that would leave because I would go in such detail of what I would do to them. I'm going to buy a bag. I'm going to call Pete. He's going to suck my cock.

Actually, whoa, whoa. You're a real baggy. You want me to swallow? I also don't think divorces are always bad. It's just part of the game. It's just life, man. You grow up, things change. Some people have different goals, different things they want.

It is what it is. I get it. Frank Sinatra's son. Some fathers want to go fuck somebody else you know in your case unfortunately sorry about that you heard that ad yeah it is what it is bo thinks you are a womanizer can we talk about that because i remember being in high school well before before you guys talk about my my editor's been getting fucking mad at us okay oh yeah and he actually he wrote us a script, and I need to read it. Otherwise, we're going to get fucking yelled at. Okay?

Well, he's keeping us in line, and we need somebody to keep us in line. This is word for word, so if you guys don't like it, take it up with the editor. I thought it was nice. I didn't mind it. Here it is. Well written. Hey, everybody. Welcome back to another episode of Who Knows Who Cares?

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You know, a little bit. A little more footage. A little more footage. Extra stupid from us. We do talk a lot about just some shit before. Why people like to hear. Extra stupid from us. We do talk a lot about just some shit before that people would like to hear. If you know us. I don't know if that's a good idea.

Don't do it. If you know us, it's definitely worth it. I don't know. You might hurt some feelings if you know us directly. Carter, how do you feel about that? I feel like that wasn't as genuine, like the way he said it. It just didn't feel. No, it wasn't genuine at all. Life's a business, dude.

The way he talks too isn't very strong. You know those kids that a business, dude. The way he talks, too, isn't very strong. You know those kids that read out loud in class, and it's just like, it's very weak. And you're just sitting there like, dude, come on, man. Let's move this. Let's get this going. There's no personality. I've been sipping a little bit on the sauce. There's no excuse.

I've got a real, real good precaution here. Yeah, heavy on the sauce. You know, a little bit of Crown from Costco, of course. Costco Crown. Some honey mixed in there. We're big fans of Jack Honey. A little bit of crown from costco of course costco crown some honey mixed in there we're big fans of jack honey a little bit of coke yeah and it's hard to find in the big bottles you know we got we shop at costco sam's club you have to it's very inflation's gas is fucking a billion dollars so so we we figured that out yeah anyways i was talking about your father

because he you know he 19 years and he kind of figured out maybe this wasn't for me. Anyways, I was in high school. I want to say I was a senior or a sophomore and I was pretty good friends with him. Yeah, I forgot about that. I was pretty good friends with him, pretty good friends with his brother. And I went to the movies with three of my friends and I'm, you know, I'm chilling out. I'm thinking his parents are still together because I go over his house all the time. Oh, they were.

They were. Okay. And I'm chilling, you know, feet up in the movies, and I see Adam walk in with another woman. And I was like, okay. And I was like, I didn't think about anything at the time. Like, I was just, I saw him. I was like, oh, what's up, Adam? And then I was like.

It's got to be his sister. Because I originally just assumed, like, it was probably Drina there. And then I saw her, and I was like, oh. And he kind of looked at me like oh shit like he was like oh fuck this is the worst yeah he's like oh fuck and i just remember like do i tell andrew like you should have you didn't you definitely did i did i told that oh yeah you didn't tell me well this was we weren't like too close like too small for that yeah yeah we weren't as close why are you trying to hit me i didn't mean to to, dude. And I was just like, dude, fuck.

I'm sorry, man. Holy shit. Yeah, I know. It was crazy. That's the worst case scenario. Yeah. That's why I'm as mean as I am. Mm-hmm.

Right there. That's it. Now, we don't know the backstory. We don't know what they were. They were probably already not together anymore. So, I don't know. I'm sorry about that. Oh, man.

That's crazy. Bro, relationships are tough. I'm sorry about that oh man that's crazy bro relationships are tough I'm starting to learn these things are not easy it's not easy it's a little easy it's not it happens

to the best of us right yeah I guess you know but that makes me think about what happened this weekend we were

my girl and I went to a hockey game you know Las Vegas Golden Knights. I saw that. Huge fan. Good game. Yeah. Very good game.

Crazy good game. Of the century, actually. And we went with my mom's, you know, new dude, whatever, little Kev dog. And he's actually, like, kind of cool. And, yeah, and you're like the son. You're sitting there, should I like this guy? You're trying to find a reason not to like him. You're probably fucking my mom. I shouldn't

like you. That's how it goes. But he's kind of cool. He's kind of cool. I don't want to let him fuck my mom. And it's like, so, I don't know if you guys have been to a game, but while the puck is in play, you're not allowed to walk to your seats. You're not allowed or it's frowned upon? No, you're like, you're literally stopped at the top. Because then

people, you know, bitch, whatever. I don't know. That makes sense. I mean, I like it. We got there a little after. Be invested in the game. Because, you know, stepdad wants then people you know bitch whatever i don't know that makes sense i mean i like it we got there a little after be invested in the game because you know stepdad wants to you know get us lunch make sure we eat whatever we're like 10 minutes late you know we missed the puck off or whatever the fuck they call it and uh face off yeah puck off i like nice and uh so the lady lets us down and the game starts like 10 seconds after. Dude, like the highest row up you can be in our section. You know, we're walking and he's just screaming, pucks in play. And you're sitting there like, what are you talking about, man?

Well, fucking new stepdad is like this. Shut up. I was like, oh my God, that is so sick. And he's like, you know, like happy Saturday to you, you know, whatever. And he's feeling good. know, like, happy Saturday to you, you know, whatever. And he's feeling good. He's a wine drinker only because, you know, he doesn't want to get fat. Yeah, I get it. I think wine makes you fat, but there's a lot of sugar in it.

But wine's healthy, you know. Healthy, okay. Beer makes you fat. I'm going to try something else. Wine. That's why I'm fat. It's got to be beer. Yeah.

Got to be. So, you know, he's feeling good and game's going on. And my mom, you know, just legs crossed sitting like this. Conservative woman. Oh, yeah, good night. Swoo. You know. Kevin.

Song, you know, whatever. Playing. He's up dancing. Pointing to everybody. You know, making friends. I love that. In front of him. Behind him. They score.

He's fucking high-fiving. Dapping up. He's like, let's fucking go. And then, but he bet the over on the first period scoring. So, he's cheering for both teams at the start. And people are kind of looking like, oh, who the fuck are you here for? Yeah. You know?

He's like, I just, you know, I bet. I like money. I want somebody to score. Yeah. And he lost, of course. No, yeah, I saw that because they didn't score at all in the first period, really. No, yeah, there was one goal. He needed two.

Okay, yeah. And nights are fucking trash, so. They, there was one goal. He needed two. Okay, yeah. And nights are fucking trash, so. Only one, so. Yeah, at the end. But, yeah, I've learned that, you know, new dad might be a decent contender. That's good for you, man. And I feel like that says a lot for you

because you try to find anything wrong with anybody. Yeah. You're immediately like, okay, no, I don't like this guy. Is this the same dad who got one of everything? No. That's different. My mom, my mom biffed that one. Yeah. My mom's the problem for sure.

She's fucking crazy. She's absolutely nuts. Your mom expects a lot. And I don't know why she constantly looks for men with money. Cause she has so much money. You don't need that. Find a good man. That's why.

Just find a decent human being. Not a guy that has a lot of money. That's why. You don't want to go backwards. You want somebody better than you, right? It doesn't make sense. That's why. Just find a decent human being, not a guy that has a lot of money. You don't want to go backwards. You want somebody better than you, right? Doesn't make sense. That's how it works. Why do women think like that?

Why do women see guys with money like, this is what I need. This is going to provide me what I need. It's not what you need. Every guy with money is not a good guy. It's not what you need. That's why my family is in two pieces. Because, you know,

it's not what you need. I don't know why women think like that i don't get it if i knew maybe that's coming from a man that doesn't have that much money it sounds good though like if you could like it's great you could bag a girl who's just rolling you're like i mean this isn't bad it's not a bad thing that would be so cool but the thing is but if you had money then what do you what do you need a woman with money for yeah i mean god i wish i just fucking had a girl and it figured out. I don't know why

I just realized that. This man is literally living the life. You can't imagine what's happening. Nah, she got it all figured out. Well, he found the best of both worlds. Yeah.

He found a woman who had some money who was also a good person. Yeah. That's very rare. So Tatum and Alexis finally met this weekend at your parents' house.

Happy birthday, Dad. Yeah. Alexis actually told Tatum that Andrew really wants to be a stay-at-home dad. Oh, dude. Yeah, 100%. I don't think he could do it. That's a fucking dream, dude. I don't think he could do it.

I think he could do it. But he has to now. He's kind of invested himself into that life. Of his adult life, I'd say he's been practicing about 40% of his adult life of being a stay-at-home. Okay. I would be right here in this room, right? I would have one of those, like, you of those automatic rocker babies, and I would just press play, and I would just fucking start gaming away, being the nanny, the father figure that I never

had, obviously. What if you're 30 minutes into a league game, Baron's up, and this kid's crying his eyes out? I've got noise canceling on my headphones so it's like it's free dude i'm not gonna get interrupted i'm not gonna lose lp because the kid shit himself everybody shits himself with me to think that like a baby crying it's like dude let him like let him cry a little bit yeah my sister amelia baby starts crying i gotta go grab it's like i think that's a problem is it yes it's like you want to coddle them so

much like let them cry a little bit let them know it's like okay I'm not gonna be here sometimes I won't get my way for a little bit yes exactly I will eventually

that's how I see it sometimes I've never been a parent though so I don't know exactly I've never that feels I don't know the psychology behind it either

it could be soon if you're ready you're like 30 right you're in love now's the time now is the time just jump in you think so

yeah why not dude I'm not opposed I told my girl Like 30, right? You're in love. Now's the time. Now is the time. Just jump in. You think so? Yeah. Why not, dude? I'm not opposed. I told my girl if she takes out her birth control, I'm going to get her pregnant. Really? Yes. Do you mean it, though?

I think I do. See, I've thought that too. That's fucking stupid. Yeah. I mean, I would do it. You know what's so funny? I would do it. He's always been with this person for a month and a half. He's like, this is a person I want to raise a kid with.

Two months. I want to raise a child with someone I've known for two months. That's exactly the point. It's two months. They're going to be a great mom. Nothing's wrong. I know everything about them. Nothing's wrong.

Dude, I've been there, and I've dated people for a long time. Like, oh, dude, I ought to get you pregnant tomorrow. And then you do it, and then you're like, oh, please don't fucking be pregnant. For the love of God, please don't be pregnant and that i mean there's a huge joke you know you do it and all you do is like oh god please i'll never have sex again okay that's a real thing does that not tell you that you're with the wrong woman nope yes it does no it doesn't if you're worried about really you think that i like i trust your opinion on this that is called post-nut clarity. Okay. Exactly what it is. I was thinking stupid.

Nothing feels better than filling some gross shit up. And then you fill it up and you're like, oh my God. What was I thinking? What just happened? Who was that? I'm not going to be able to play video games anymore. I can't go out anymore. I got 17 years before I can do anything fun.

Dude, big pro is about to get into that shit real soon. I'm going to be an uncle in July. You've been in a relationship for seven years. You got to do something at some point. It's about time. It's going to happen. I get it. I also talked to some men and it's like, yo, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Having a kid. I don't know if they're lying to me. They're good liars. But they say that. This is what I think too. I think you have to lie to yourself about your situation because you can't like no joke it's a mental game it's a mental none of us have kids though so we can't speak on this is what i'm thinking like if i got someone pregnant and they were like we are having this kid no matter what okay i can't be like fuck every day because i can't raise a kid and be like dude am i saying you're like you're the problem in my life like you can't do that why not i mean

you shouldn't do that you can but you shouldn't yeah and then so it's like you have to like you have to be like okay like i have to get excited about this i I have to be okay with being... You have to accept it. It's like, what is that? The fucking seven steps of before you die? Oh, it's like grief, denial, and then you come to the acceptance. You're like, okay. That's what happened.

Such a good movie. Seven? Is that what you're talking about? No, it's not. Brad Pitt? Yeah. I think a movie, but not always. I look like Brad Pitt.

You have to say it out loud. You have to believe it yourself. Like, oh, man, I'm so glad this happened. Well, you can't be a father and not say, oh, having a kid is the best thing that ever happened. I'm so happy that this happened. I don't miss any of it. I don't miss having fun. I don't miss hanging out with my friends.

I don't miss any of that. I love scraping shit off your ass instead of doing this. You know that's fun? Every time you cry, I have to drop everything I'm doing. I love it. You could get there. I mean, I'm sure everyone who has, not everyone, but a lot of people come to that point where they're like, okay, this is my life now.

I just want to believe that when it's your kid, it's a little different. I'm sure it is. I want to believe that. 100%. You don't realize that it's like, damn, I'm losing this to us. It's like, you know, we got a friend, fucking stupid Blandon. He's got like a one-year-old now. I think so.

And it's like whenever anything happens, he just stops everything and goes and does it, which is great dad. Yeah, you have to. That's what you should do. I hate him as a person. He's so stupid. I hate him. Absolutely hate him.

But good dad. Great dad. And to him, it's like, oh, I'm a dad. This is what I have to do. To us, it's like, dude grow up man come out grow up drink or two the kid needs to learn something you know in reality you know it's a baby that's what that's what you have to do yeah but we give him shit for that but then we have respect for the fact that he does that but he'll he doesn't know that no no no respect no respect goes to brandon he knows that from us hopefully i mean he says he watches so he better to understand you know he doesn't fucking

i care about brandon so much right you know you know he's not gonna hear that you know i hung his tv you know you're a decent friend you're a decent friend sometimes and i don't know if that's because he's actually a good friend or he likes to show off a little bit like oh look look what i can do more i'll go hang your tv and his wife you know he i did it was trying to show off a little bit i showed up in a shirt off no i showed up in a safety vest and a hard hat it was so funny we used to um during covid when we had nothing to do we would go on omegle and we would just stream so you could set up on discord we'd have six or seven of us in discord and stream our point of view so i would stream some nights he

would stream some nights and it was just our point of view nobody else knew that you were on omegle like the people on omegle they didn't know that we were talking with other strangers had no idea that eight other people could see you and it's just them but six or seven are watching and listening but they can't hear them okay but his i got on one night and he got on one night or he was like shirtless and then on and started watching he's doing like pull-ups oh dude it was so funny in his underwear balls out drunk she was drunk and she's like wait see she's like oh do some more pull-ups and he's like doing pull-. And he's like showing a little too much. Right.

And she was a little interested. No wiener was out. No, your balls were out. Balls are fine. Balls are like nipples. One thing that I didn't like, she like came up and like, you know, like threw her boobs on the screen. Yeah. Like pushed them up.

And I was like, okay. Poor **** here. Let's chill out here. She wanted to, you know, join in the fun. We were, you know, we were all drinking, you know, the fun we were you know we were all drinking you know whatever we were all off work because covid just happened this was like 2019 like april 2020 nobody was doing anything it was a lot of fun and it was just like oh fuck it let's start drinking again on omegle but what's your turn tonight or andrew it's your turn so much fun dude i would since i got long hair you know whatever i would take my shirt off i've got a

little i wish we videotaped those. I wish we clipped those. A little bit of a pelvic tilt. Tiny bit. No, he has a lot of pelvic tilt. Extremely, yeah. Not a lot of ass, but the pelvic tilt really amplifies. My arch goes crazy.

It's like, it's like, whoa. It's like every girl from like the 2014 era. It looked, it looked, and I don't want to hype him up because he loves his shit, but it looked pretty decent. Yeah, yeah. It looked believable. He's got a family body to hype him up because he loves this shit, but it looked pretty decent. Yeah, yeah. It looked believable. He's got a family body. Hair flowing.

Yes. Not a lot of arms. I would crop it. Very little. Yeah. I would crop it like mid torso to like lower thigh, being short,

you know, hairs down on my back and I would just throw an arc out. What would you do about that back patch you got? Did you trim it for that? They couldn't see it. You couldn't see it, but you know.

It's like a laptop camera. It was no big deal. And you know, you just get these dudes like fucking stroking me every other Omegle like every time you press a skip

it's just an Indian dude with his dick out or a random old guy with his dick out every other one it's a lot of guys jacking off and so me

I've got a headset on I can see and they're like oh yeah baby you know that looks so good you like that and I've got you know I've got

a great female voice I was like oh yeah you like that and they're like oh yeah you know, I've got a great female voice. I was like, oh, yeah, you like that? And they're like, oh, yeah. And they're just typing. They wouldn't really say anything. They would type it. Yeah.

And then once they, you know, like started to move their camera down or whatever, Wiener would come out. They started getting into it. I would come on, you know, big burly man. Yeah, yeah. Panic. Sheer panic comes in. Slam the laptop down or just like, just spamming escape, whatever.

And then we go on to the next. We're all dying laughing. And we get 10 to 15 spamming escape whatever and then we go on to the next we're all dying laughing and we get 10-15 seconds of humor and then we're on to the next dude so worth it every time too every time but was you know making some people kiss for money that he never sent i would send people one dollar like look i'm real bro i got all this money i'm making a youtube video just i'm gonna send you a dollar and i would get them to do the most random shit check me out and then i would just immediately skip after they did it cloud is the worst ever YouTube video. Just, I'm going to send you a dollar and I would get them to do the most random shit. Check me out. And then I would just immediately skip

after they did it. Cloud is the worst ever. Yeah. Oh my, we're going to be on YouTube. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. Get guys to kiss. All the time.

No big deal. One dude actually hit you up that was like, oh dude, I've liked this girl for so long. Thank you for breaking the ice. You know, I've been wanting to kiss her forever.

Bo changed that guy's life. Changed his life. That's big. Yeah. All you for breaking the ice. You know I've been wanting to kiss you forever. Bo changed that guy's life. Changed his life. That's big. Yeah. All at like you know our expense. We were like oh or not their expense

our enjoyment. Yeah. It was so good. I wish we recorded those. It was good. We we gamed a lot too which makes me think about when we were younger.

I was never I had an older brother so I never really got to play Call of Duty too much. Oh, okay. When I did. You were also too young for like the real

Call of Duty 4 and stuff like that. Well, I did just like three years after you guys. So when Matt, you know, was doing whatever, I don't know, it was with Raya or whatever,

Logan and I would fuck around and we would, oh man, the headset was the best part for me. Oh my God. I would sleep over at Logan's house. I was like 15, 16 and he would play and I would shit talk.

Logan could be fucking six and 30 and I am telling everybody how fucking terrible they are. His own team. It was only his own team. I mean, I would ask kids to rub their pussy in the mic for me. I was telling them to fart for me. One time I remember, I would ask kids to rub their pussy in the mic for me. I was telling them to fart for me. One time, I remember, this was recent. I was probably like 21 or something, and we were online. We were playing, I don't remember what Call of Duty, just like 40.

It doesn't matter what Call of Duty. They know. It's like Xbox. You understand. Some dude had like a YSL, like fanboy, St. Laurent, you know, name. Okay. And I was like, dude, St dude st lauren like what the fuck is wrong with you and he's like it's the rule don't you know you're so poor you know whatever and i

was like dude mr lauren man you gotta fucking step it up i'm already 8 and 12 and this dude's losing it not only one because i'm calling him poor and his name obviously is Echelon. He's big time. He's making a lot of money. But he was carrying the game. I was the reason we were losing. But his name was so stupid. But he couldn't talk like you could. Nobody could compete with that.

The shit I would say, man. I have kids. I had an Instagram for a while that would be like... This is recent though too. This is not like I was 12 with an Instagram. This is I've had kids. I had an Instagram for a while. That would be, this is recent though too. This is not like, Oh, I was 12 with an Instagram. This is like within two years,

22 years old with an Instagram to type to people. I'm literally like naked. Only thing covering my genitalia is like a stick of deodorant on the counter. And I'm like flexing saying like, Hey, at this Xbox gamer tag, fuck you. And then,

you know, they'd come in and like comment or like send me a message. Like, dude, I'll fuck you up. I live in then, you know, they'd come in and like comment or like send me a message like, dude, I'll fuck you up. I live in Arizona. You know, fly me out. Fly me out. Literally.

Like, I'm going to fly you out to beat your ass and send you back. You're stupid. That shit was so fun. I would, oh, I would destroy kids verbally. Well, it's because kids

would talk shit in the chat or like they would talk shit and like, you're not going to say that to me in person. No, here's what I look like. Yeah. Now apologize. Yeah. That was our thing. We both had like they would talk like you're not gonna say that to me in person no here's what I look like yeah now apologize

yeah that was our thing we both had like an account for like our our shit talking so it's like no like I want you to see like I'm physically

bigger than you or just like which not as always it's not always the case well not always the case but or it's just like 90% of the time

we'd also say like dude like you sound like kind of fat and it hits there's that strikes a nerve with like 60% of the people

like fuck dude yeah they probably like damn is my webcam on literally like that hits home on some people

oh my god it's so good even like then they're like oh I'm sure you're fucking ugly as fuck like dude

like look me up here I am right here and tell me what you think and that was the best. I used to describe like sex scenes of me like fucking these kids online.

He had like a rehearsed scene. It was like, I'm going to pin your shoulders down. Keep going. Your ass is going to be in the air. Yeah. What was the last line? I said I would put like my foot on your neck, have your ass up high, and I would just be reeling your fucking b-hole until you're squealing like a

hog and i i told another kid that he uh he probably smelled like trash bag water like you work at a club you understand i know what that smells like it smells disgusting yeah and i didn't i think he actually left the lobby i had a couple kids that would leave because i would go in such detail of you know what i would do to them if I ever met them. I would probably chill. Okay, I just can't listen to this anymore. I would either put it on the back of the neck or I'm going to pin your shoulders to the floor with both my hands. And then it was always finished with, until you squeal like a hog. Yeah.

One kid, he, like, sent me a picture of his girlfriend to, like, prove that he, you know, wasn't ugly. Look, dude, I got a girlfriend, you know, whatever. And I'd be like, dude, I remember saying the hog line. I was like, oh, I have you screaming like a hog like that girl in the picture you sent me. And he lost it.

Dude, I'm in Arizona. You know, tickets are cheap. I'll beat your ass right now. Gave him my old address. I was like, yeah, come out dude, whatever. Gave him my old address. This is where I live. Yeah, come here.

Find me. Don't have a funny. Never happened. Obviously it's not gonna happen. Nobody's gonna fly out dude i was hoping i was hoping so much no you were not you gave me your old address you were you weren't about it imagine if he was like hey dude i'm in vegas like i'm on my way right now i'd have to go to fucking zach's old house and beat the shit out of him you have to meet him up somewhere you know

you're kind of plus you probably bring your boys like oh you didn't know just in case yeah just in case do you guys ever get a text no because you because he never came to Vegas. Okay, there you go. All right, come on now. I would love to do that, though. Crew for crew. I don't know if I'd like that. I've heard some stories. I don't know if I'd like that,

because I feel like I'm confident enough. For you. I'll take my guy. You got your guy. But can you take your guy? That's a good point. You know what I mean? I don't want to worry about some guy coming up behind me.

This guy I used to work with, they did a crew for crew at a a country music festival like that country's tough and the worst part was that'd be the last place you think too no those are no country dudes are fucking unkillable really yes like they are beefed up like country are like cut off flannels our tough people okay like genuinely i think they're like they get branded they're gonna get branded for fun like those are the dudes you don't fuck with but anyways so one of their guys was like an ex like he like sells water systems door to door but for his dad's like a million dollar company so he's like a rich kid but he also was a former like amateur pro boxer he's like a fat like he

would never suspect you just don't like you would this guy Is a really like the most fucked up person I've ever heard of my life like truly like I've heard this guy Ran into a homeless guy on the street and I think a homeless guy was talking shit to him So he punched him knocked him out with one punch and the guy hit his head and died Is he in jail? Nope? Nobody he just says oh he attacked me. I defended myself But that guy probably started it. Anyways, the same guy, though. Literally, he was a legit one-punch knockout artist.

In Miami once. They're trying to have to cut that out. No names. No names. His name's Tony. But one time, they were in Miami. They were trying to buy drugs from the guy who runs the club. The guy was taking too long

so he just knocked him out and they had to run away then they went to another club that same night he bumped into a guy on the dance floor knocked him out I can't stand guys like that

he's the worst guy ever I can't stand you know how to fight cool but don't take advantage of people he's the worst guy I can't fuck with guys like that worst guy ever

I cannot fuck with guys like that he's the most fucked up dude that same guy was in that crew for crew along with like two or three other big motherfuckers. So like,

they were doing this game like, cross my line. Like, if you step over this line, I'm gonna lay you the fuck out. So a guy crossed the line and then Tony heard it.

He's like, I fucking love it. You, cross my line. And then so eventually it was just a fucking slaughter. So like, that would be fun.

I don't think so. It was so bad, like there's guys on the floor and they're just running up as fast as like that would be fun. I don't think so. It was like, it was so bad. Like there's guys on the floor and they're just running up as fast as they can and just hitting as hard as they can. It's literally. The guys on their knees, like just trying to breathe and they just fucking smoke. And it's like, Tony's the least suspecting guy you'd ever think would just ruin your fucking life.

That's how it always is. And they had like five of them. So it's like, if you ever ran into Tony's, it would be the, you didn't want to use it. It would be the worst day of your life. It's like, if you're laying a rule, like don't cross this line and you got that guy that's like,

dude, I'll fucking cross this line. That's, that's okay to me. Oh no, yeah. Like it sounds super fun when it's justified. If you're just like in a group of 10, you're like, dude, fuck this guy. Let's beat the shit out of him.

Then it's not as fun. It was team and team. But when your team gets three knocked out in the first 10 seconds, it's like, this is not as fun as I thought it was going to be. Do you remember

when we were playing volleyball and those one group of kids behind us started making fun of Bo's laugh? Yeah. I have a very distinct laugh sometimes.

They were trolling the fuck out of Bo. It was very childish. Like Bo's laugh was very childish. No, yeah. I would have made fun of it too. Exactly.

I do, actually. So I do make fun of his laugh. I'm gonna change that but that would have been great if they weren't in high school yeah I think we were like one year out so it was like you know super that's fair though but I was older so I couldn't you're you were probably 32 by that time so I couldn't fight those 17 year olds but we could have you definitely could have and they knew it because they went around all the way around you know when they left they walked a long way. They didn't want to walk through where we were. Yeah.

I'll stick up for you, bro. Just fair. I appreciate that. You got a stupid laugh, but that would be fun. It's just a genuine laugh. Like a crew for crew when it's justified is best case scenario, most fun ever, story to tell the kids. We do not have enough stories to tell our kids. We don't have that.

We do though. Do we? Yes. It just takes a little bit of spark. I'm going to embellish a little bit to my kids. Oh well everybody does. Everybody does. Every story you've ever heard has not been what happened. What actually happened. Ever. When Logan and I were in high school it would be

like midnight or whatever. We had class 7am. We'd go to McDonald's and fucking were in high school, we would, it would be like, you know, midnight or whatever. We had class, you know, 7am. We'd go to McDonald's and fucking dance in the parking lot. Louie Gotti and Dram, broccoli. We put it on. I drove a Yukon at the time. Huge sub in the back would fucking blare the whole parking lot. And we would sit there, you know, hit the fucking whip and we would literally hit the

folks, whatever. And like, not, not to like get better at our dancing. No, just for the fun of it. For us three. That was it. Me, Carter, and Logan. You want to go to McDonald's right now? We go to McDonald's, start eating, and then be like, turn that up.

Yeah. It was bad. Until like three in the morning. Because it's so hard to leave good friends. Oh, yeah. We've always been the friend group that it's like, we don't have to go out. We don't have to drink. We could just literally sit down and just talk. And have fun. But man, does it help when you drink. Oh yeah. We've always been the friend group that it's like we don't have to go out we don't have to drink we don't have to we could just literally sit down

and just talk and do nothing. But man does it help when you drink. It does. It's a lot of fun when you drink too. Dude I've been Makes you stay longer. Yes.

Yeah you just don't care about anything. You're like oh like I don't the perception of time is slow. Yeah you're like oh no I'm just having fun right now. So I've got this fucking spoon in this. I had a little bit of honey

you know to my whiskey. You don't have to explain yourself man. Well I mean it looks weird for sure. I'm a little bit of honey in my whiskey. You don't have to explain yourself, man. I mean, it looks weird for sure. I'm not drinking like a cocktail, right?

It's a little bit of a cocktail. A little crown and coke with a little bit of honey inside. Sweeten it up a little bit. It's kind of nice. But we drink all the time

at least once a week for me. Once a week. At least once a week which I guess is maybe not all the time. That's not that much. That isn't that much.

When you're old and have a real job. That's nothing. Literally, it's like, oh my God, you never drank before. You're the best person I know. Guys I work with are like 40 and like, oh dude, I can't wait to go home and just fucking slam seven beers and go to bed. Yeah. I was working on Sunday and I was standing in line at a gas station and there was literally

eight people in front of me, all like construction work kind of guys. Each one had like a two-pack in both arms they didn't have like two-pack they had like four tall boys but like it's just like yeah like it's 3 30 like we're getting off that's literally just for the car ride home it's fucking tough dude imagine like waking up at four driving to work when the sun's down and leaving when the sun's down. I used to do that. Yeah. It's not fun. No. I used to do it. It's not fun.

Thank God I got into fucking bullshit programming. I worked with a guy at Costco. His paychecks probably came out to about $2,400 a month, maybe a little bit more. But his budget for beer for the week, he was super open with us about it. His budget for beer for the week was like 460. Like that's how much he spent on beer.

460 a week. He would drink, like he said he would probably drink 20 cans of beer a night at the least. How insane. That's fucking, that dude's dead. No, no,

no, no. The people that do that. They live forever. I don't get it. I don't get it either. The people that do that, they're drinking,

smoking. That's my uncle. Nine years old. My uncles are literally that guy. get it. I don't get it either. The people that do that, they're drinking, smoking. That's my uncles. Nine years old. My uncles are literally that guy. Still going. Maybe what the government says is bullshit. Yeah. Maybe beer is like...

Really good for you. You know, the everlasting juice. Just hardens your insides. I don't know what it is. I mean, when I drink, I feel good. That's a good point. Not too bad. I've never felt bad when I'm drunk.

Well, that's because you're not happy when you're sober. So when you get drunk a little bit, you're like, okay. That's why I'm never felt bad when I'm drunk. Well, that's because you're not happy when you're sober. So when you get drunk a little bit, you're like, okay. That's why I'm never sober, bro. Always, always, always drinking. Shout out to Sosa. Instead of smoking, it's sipping. Sipping on something always.

Sipping on something always. Fuck, dude. Alcohol is trouble. Anyways. Go ahead. I was going to say weed is trouble. Rock Paper Scissors 2 gets to talk. Weed is fucking bad. I smoke every day. Dude, weed, go ahead. No, go ahead. I was going to say weed is trouble. Rock, paper, scissors, two gets to talk.

Weed is fucking bad. I used to smoke every day. Dude, me too. No. It was so bad. No, you didn't, but Andrew's never smoked in his life. It's like,

I feel like it's the same thing. It's the same thing as like what that guy does. Like when you smoke every night, it just doesn't seem like because it's like, dude, like it's just fucking weed.

It's just what I do. It's just life, man. This is before bed. This is normal. But it's also like like it's like, dude, like it's just fucking weird. It's just what I do. It's just before bed. This is normal, but it's also healthy. Probably the same as like getting fucking 12 beers deep. Like when you get super high and like when you make that just like, oh yeah, like this what I need to do at the end of the day. Like it seems routine. I have seemed real simple to me.

I was like, oh, like that's just what I do. Oh, it's eight o'clock. I need to get high. It was like 10. We got it for the clock. Yeah. I need to get high. Yeah. It's 10. There's not a thing to do. I was like, oh, that's just what I do at 10 a.m. Oh, it's 8 o'clock? I need to get high. It was like 10. We got it for 10 o'clock. Yeah, I need to get high. It's 10. There's not a thing to do to left today.

Yeah. Except barely walk through my kitchen. You know what I mean? Well, when we're on fucking Discord or whatever, we got DJ Mark Jones or whatever. DJ Mark Jones. I'm like, oh, dude, it's 10-11. Time to go to heaven.

Soar up. Get high. He's like, okay, deal. Dab. Concentrates only. Gets fucking just smashed all night. But it's fun. For me as an outsider,

hearing him like the shit he says and what he does, that's funny. I love when he gets high as fuck. Great friend you are. You're very supportive. Have you ever been curious about it? Yeah, for sure.

I wonder what this feels like. He wouldn't like it. You don't think so? Because he would go about it? Yeah, for sure. I wonder what this feels like. He wouldn't like it. You don't think so? Because he would go into it with the mindset that I'm going to fucking hate this. Maybe. That's a good point.

There's nothing to like about it. Yeah, there's nothing to like about this. I'm going to do it. I'm going to hate it and I'm going to try it. Yeah. That's literally what it would be. You think so?

Yeah. That's very much your mindset. Maybe. It could be. If you go into anything with the mindset that you're not going to like it, you're not going to like it.

That's not true. You could watch the best movie ever except movies you think so i watched guardians of the galaxy and i was like i'm gonna hate this fucking movie it's good and it was really good it was good i was like i saw a raccoon in the cover i was like this is fucking stupid and it was a furry movie no you don't know what garden of the galaxy listen bo this is what i was thinking when i saw the raccoon okay i'm relating'm relating. Okay, like, oh, what is this? A furry movie? Raccoon with a gun?

Come on. Can't be good. It was Raccoon with a gun and Jose Batista. Not Jose Batista. What was his name? I know you're talking about. Batista Bomb. The guy who used to be in WB. Giant Man.

Yeah, the big guy. Yeah, whatever. The tattoo guy. Huge monster. I'm like, two worst, like, that guy's going to be a terrible actor. He was good. He was great. He was good.

The whole movie was amazing. He literally played a rock. That's what I'm saying. So it's like. Dave Batista. Dave Batista. There you go. Thanks for looking that up. Appreciate you. I like this a lot. he was good he was great he was good the whole movie was amazing he literally played a rock that's what I'm saying Dave Dave Bautista Dave Bautista there you go thanks for looking that up

appreciate you I like this a lot we've got somebody behind the fucking brains of everything it's him he could double check everything we say

yeah like 99% of marriages end we're gonna say some shit and he's just gonna be like this in the back definitely not it wrong that's not true

yeah that's funny that's so funny there's movies are for sure like oh man everybody talks about this it can't be that good and you're like fuck it was that good it was that good and they could be trash or they could be like really good and then now you fit in to like everybody else who loved it because you can't what do you avatar it's like oh dude what are you saying right there you're saying they could be trash you know how he works man it's like he doesn't want to think that if something is everybody thinks is good he doesn't

want to think it's good there's definitely been shit movies that everybody's like oh man this movie's so good and then you guys watch you're like oh yeah i give it a six but then there's movies like every you know this is so fucking good like every, you know, this is so fucking good. And then you watch and you're like, this is so fucking good. That sucks. I don't think that sucks. I don't think that sucks at all. I get it.

I get what everyone's saying. I hate not being like, yo, guys, you guys have to see this. This is so fucking good. Because now I'm like, oh, I'm another one. It's like, oh, dude, you're late. You're late on this. Nobody cares, man. I do. Nobody cares, I'm another one. It's like, oh dude, you're late. You're late on this. Nobody cares, man. I do.

Nobody cares. I do. He does care. He cares for no reason. Way too fucking much. Yeah. Nobody gives a fuck. You thought the movie was good. Let your friends know,

hey, this is good. Go watch it. Okay, cool. I've never seen a lot of movies. And guess what? If they don't like it, cool. They didn't like it.

You liked it. That's all that matters. You liked it. But me being who I am. He needs either the last word about anything. That's my least favorite quality of you. First or last. Yeah.

First or last is me. It's always last. Well, because it's like. It's always. What I've created to everybody around me is if I disagree, I'm getting shit on by everybody. Yeah. Because I'm the target. No.

You did that to yourself. Yeah. 100%. I'm the target. You did that to yourself. Yeah, 100%. You did that to yourself but you also have a nag for trying to slowly pull people in so that way you didn't bully one person. And it works. It does work.

He gets one person on his side and then now there's two people around. I would not do it if it didn't work. That's how it works. That's what he does. He's really good at fighting. He pulls one guy in. The easiest person to pull in first is if we have two. that's how it works that's what he does he's really good at like fighting

the most like the easiest person to pull in first it's usually Bo let's attack the next one it's literally usually Bo Logan and I could be like

oh dude Bo that guy's like kinda hot good looking guy and Bo's like dude what and then Logan's like yeah dude Bo

he is kinda hot and Bo's like well I mean yeah if you think about it his eyes are a nice color he's got a really good jawline yeah he is kind of hot there you go and boom there you go bowden just started his grinder it's been months over it had been months yeah i think we're about like four weeks out from starting our tinder okay our tinder off four

weeks we need some new content yeah sure we need like a spice things up a little bit and i'll be there well last week we had a brand new face brand new voice brand new thoughts nice dude that was fucking great a lot of fun shout out to me i love me too yeah so awesome you guys are very similar we get along really well and i wish we you know wish you could be here tonight but he's got you know he just prior arrangements he's a busy dude very likable a lot of people want to hang out with exactly yeah a lot of people saw what he p people saw that he was on here. Which is crazy how that works, huh? I kind of am the only guy that really...

Well, what I didn't want to happen was everybody at work to start listening to this and now it's happening. It happened. Yeah, yeah. So that means... How did that go for you? It didn't go that great.

What happened? You don't think so? I don't want to talk about that on this. No, let's just talk about it a little bit. No, it's just, you know... Because right now we're like... like 30, 40 minutes in. So they're probably out. Because you had to call why you're not too happy about it.

Exactly. You know? So how did it affect your work life? It hasn't. Well, this is brand new. So I haven't been to work since then. Okay. It was posted on Monday.

So I don't know yet. Okay. We're going to find out. You know, women hear some things and then, you you know other people hear some things and stuff comes out it's not it's not great it's not great for me i'm not saying anything and i'm doing that i'm doing that exactly on purpose i'm very lost i don't know what i got no idea we talked about this before and i said yo i don't want to bring this up on the podcast so i'm gonna stand up for myself and i'm not bringing up on the podcast one thing i will bring up that i think is hilarious

is i was telling you guys this. Literally, it was last night. I'm with my girl. We're making out on the couch. Sloppy or what? I'm getting into it. I'm getting into it. You know when you start making out

and then you progress a little bit. It gets a little more. As you guys said before, see what you can get away with, right? Not what I can get away with. I'm letting her know I'm moving forward. Yes. She starts laughing.

I'm like, what are you laughing about? Am I tickling you? No, yeah, yeah. I'm like, okay. So I pull back a little bit. What's so funny? Because now I need to know. What am I doing?

What's going on? You're goofy. And then she's like, oh, I can't tell you. I'm like, no, you're going to fucking tell me. Now we've got to talk about it. You're going to fucking tell me. You could have said like, oh, something funny't tell you. I'm like, no, you're going to fucking tell me. Now we got to talk about it. You're going to fucking tell me. You could have said like, oh, something funny happened at work. You could have said anything.

So she's like, oh, well, I was listening to your podcast about. Wait, Bo's podcast? Okay. What would she say? Our. Go. Your team. Your podcast.

Whatever. Everyone who in my life says. That's a dumb. Shut the fuck up. I know. Anyways, whatever. And I was listening to the podcast about you talking about not knowing like, or like the dirty talk and you not knowing what to say.

And I've seen, they're like, well, fuck now. How am I supposed to have sex with this woman? She knows exactly what's going on now. She knows that the second you say something, I can't say anything.

Like, what am I supposed to say now? I can't say anything. Probably the best sex of her life. What? What do you, now that she knows, like inside your brain. No, now she's in control. I don't like that. the best sex of her life what now that she knows like inside your brain

no now she's in control I don't like that now she's in control yeah it's not fair it's not fun when the power shifts but we talked about this too it's like

we talk to each other as if there's no camera that it's we're just us it's just boys we're talking so now it's like okay my girl can watch this

and see that that's a dangerous game we're playing here. It's a very dangerous game. It's actually a different start. Yeah, it is true. It's like, hey, here's Bo. Not, here's work Bo.

Okay, but that's like, this girl's not thinking me in the light of a, oh, that's work Bo. I'm saying that's more so of the girl that I work with. That's what's happening is the problem. Yeah. You're like, hey, I don't want you to know what I really do. Me and my friends.

How I really think about things. By the way, was that window open the whole time? Yes. Were you guys listening to my phone call? No. Oh, no, no, no. It happened after you made us wait 20 minutes. Okay, okay, okay.

Because I was in the backyard when I was on the phone. Were you? Yeah. Damn. Fuck. It couldn't have gone that good if you went outside. I always like to go outside. You need to walk around. Yeah around yeah when i'm on the phone i like to move around a little bit were you like touching the gate you know oh yeah i'm doing my thing i knew

bo was pacing around moving this chair like this would look better an inch and a half this way every time i facetime somebody i have to walk around no i can't even just something i gotta do something no yeah i can't sit down man This is just a little bit. Inch over. This little picture. Crooked. Something. I got to do something. Why does that keep moving?

Because of the wind. It's windy. And it's scaring me because I feel like it's going to fall. Have your girls listened to this yet and brought up something that's bothered them? A few. Yeah. Yeah. A few of the episodes.

None from you? I've had arguments for sure. Really? Yeah. Can we talk about that? Yeah, 100%. Because I want to know about this. Well, I don't mind. You guys don't mind. Can we talk about that? Yeah, 100%. Because I want to know about this. Well, I don't mind.

You guys don't mind. I'll talk about anything. I don't care. It's just like stuff of like I try to be as vague as possible so nobody gets involved. I'm willing to throw my life away for the show, but other people aren't. Right.

Especially under like my decision. Right. So when I talk about shit that's happened, I'd like to say like, oh, you know, this one time I was with a girl or a while ago, whatever. She takes it as, oh, I don't claim her. You know, whatever. Which I get. But don't get mad when I say your name outright.

There's no winning in that situation. There's no winning in that situation. Well, I understand that. Yeah. But they don't, which is tough because you have to put, like, customer service voice on, and it's like, which that's how I've always thought. If you want to not get in trouble,

explain shit how you would to your girlfriend. Yeah. Because you don't want to hurt their feelings, and you have to really, like, dumb that shit down. So they're like, oh, I get it. Thank you for not yelling at me, for not explaining it like a normal person. You really had to drop it 10 levels for me to get it. You know?

You know what's funny? I like that you do that. I feel like I always treat them like they're really intelligent. I do at the start. Then it's like, well, that's like you're fucking mean. Well, I think I don't get that response. I think you tell people what they're going to receive. Black and white.

Yeah, it's you. It's just you. And then everything comes into 35 shades of gray is how it ends up. I think your basically I think your style of quote unquote argument slash explaining things is not the best. Not the healthiest. I think that's mainly why. If you guys remember from the start, my family shattered. I get that from my parents. It's not the best. It's not your fault.

It's not the best gene It's not your fault. It's not the best, you know, gene passed down I could get. The one thing I got from my mom was that the way we argued was like absolute chaos where we were to start. And then like, we would just both not talk to each other

for like 30 minutes. And then she'd walk in and we'd have to just, we'd talk it out. Let's talk this out. Yeah. Listen, I was hard on you about that.

Mom, I'm sorry. I said you're a bitch. I'm sorry. I never call my mom's talk this out. Yeah. Listen, I was hard on you about that. Mom, I'm sorry. I said you're a bitch. I'm sorry. I never call my mom a bitch. She'd fuck. She'd cut me. But like,

you know, she was being a bitch or whatever. It's fine. It's fine. I get it. You know what I mean? But like, that's the one thing I got from her was like,

okay, now I'm going to incorporate this, but to start, like if we can't, if I can't figure out my shit, what to say right away, I'm going to try and take some time for me. I like that. So that way we can't if i can't figure out my shit what to say right away i'm gonna try and take some time for me i like that so that way we can try to like not say something in the moment not say the worst thing you could say yeah and i've gotten much better at that as me because usually

it's i hear something and immediately oh you have a mind i'm firing back something you know exactly what to say yeah right always like and it's the the most hurtful thing to be honest sometimes it is it's like that hurtful thing and you know and you're like i could say this and i could really ruin this person's it's like that's that's what i do now is i think twice of like i'm like okay yeah let me not say that what's there's a fucking polo g song he's like uh what is it rap star or something he says like shut fuck, and then he stops and he says, baby, please don't talk. That's me all the time in my head. You know,

they'll say some shit. I'm like, well, what about this? And I'm like, okay, wait. Okay,

I'm sorry. I get it. I didn't mean to bring that up. I've gotten much better at that. That's great. It's not, it's not great. It's not perfect,

but that's fine. You're working on it. Yes. I had an issue tonight. Then we're, you know, we're going to work on it tomorrow because she's knocked out whatever but it's very hard to go from you know growing up with nothing but men super sarcastic older than me hey you're stupid me immediately fuck you you're stupid and now i've got to apply that to relationship shit i've got

to think twice i can't just say fuck you you're stupid because then it's tears oh yeah women react to that so much differently and it's hard yeah it's so hard for me you know it's funny nicole is literally the best like she is the best with words to hurt you she knows exactly what you really i would not imagine that she's i do that it oh and that's his girlfriend by the way she's She is the best with words to hurt you. She knows exactly what you don't. Really? I would not imagine that. She's the best at it. And that's his girlfriend, by the way. She's got to be so like. She's so smart.

She knows everything. She sits back and watches a lot. Everything. Yes. She is literally the most keen person at like, oh, I know exactly what would hurt you. You might think she's not listening. And she literally, I this on saturday or whenever we're at your house like something was said it seemed like this like just just not like mental

yes like okay yeah i'll remember that that's what they mean dude it's how it goes she's got we got similar brains yeah which sucks for you that's good though that's good she's super bad like it sucks for me because like obviously i'm in a relationship with her. And I'm always like, so how often do you guys think you should be fighting in a relationship? I don't know. Should be? You can't look at me and ask me that. Should be? Never.

No, come on. You have to fight in a relationship. Twice a year. But that's a lie. Ideally twice a year. How often do you fight in a relationship? I think that's actually ideal. Twice, two to three times a year.

Like fights of like like damn like should i just never talk to you again like those kind of fights okay otherwise it's just like it's bullshit i wouldn't even count a fight because it's like i hate the bullshit things yeah like it's like dude what are we like why are we doing it why it's not going to be a big deal tomorrow why are you making me so angry tonight yeah what's the point you're gonna wake up and say oh my god i'm so sorry like i didn't mean that like i was just being emotional you know whatever okay fucking say that like think that first realize that before you continue you go to bed and you're able to like you wake up with a clear line you know that's like in me i realized that yeah as a woman please do that if you're listening and you're a woman which is like about half

which is great almost 60 we've lost a little bit it's like 52-48 right now in favor of men but if you're as a woman

and you're thinking about it just fucking sleep on it sleep on it go to bed you're gonna wake up and be like damn

it's not that big of a deal I don't mean it I'm really not that mad I'm not that mad about it like, damn. It's not that big of a deal. I don't mean it. I'm really not that mad. I'm not that mad about it. I just realized that it's not that deep. This is stupid, yeah. And I don't want to fight about it. I just don't get, like, because the little spats to me,

it's like, dude. Well, us as dudes, we don't even see it. We're just like, oh, got to go to work. Come home, and I'll see you later. Love you. But to them, it's like, oh, I can't wait until he gets home so I'll see you later love you but to them it's like oh I can't wait till he gets home so I can

you know I can fucking tell him how I feel oh and they're thinking about it all day too they're rehearsing it

they're okay I know exactly and then you get home and then it's like damn where the fuck did that come from I just ruined his workout

I just ruined his fucking podcast but I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and I'm gonna apologize because I really wasn't that hurt but in that moment man I was fucking I was, but it just took a little bit of time and some thinking of like, oh, I understand where he's coming from.

My, my, always my point too is like, is this a big enough deal to like break up over? If it's not, let's just like, why are we doing this? Let's just talk about it a little bit. Yes, let's figure this out. And then like realize, okay, this is not even close to like what would ever break us up. So let's just talk about it a little bit. Yes, let's figure this out. And then realize, okay, this is not even close to what would ever break us up. So let's just talk about it a little bit. Express how I feel so you can see where I'm coming from. I'll see where you're coming from and we'll move on.

But sometimes it's almost like they want it to be that point, but then they're like, okay, let's break up. That's a woman thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not do that. That is a woman thing. Their first instinct is, okay, I'm done. And then if you are ever like, cool, okay,

then usually it's like a couple hours, depending how late it is, it might be the next day. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I was just kidding. Like, no, like I need you, you know, whatever. But as a man, you think a little bit further. I think that's like a huge thing that men do, which they always say like,

women fall in love first, but men do harder. And women... That's a good line. Yeah. I didn't know that line. Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

That's what they say. Come on. But no, everybody, I mean, you guys know. Girls are like, oh my God, I love this fucking guy so much. You guys,

that's why we take time. Yes. It takes longer for a man to fall in love, for sure. When we're actually in love, it is fucking tough. Yeah, it's bad.

Because like, when you're really there, come on, like when you're like, but when you get there, dude, probably like 45 for you. He's very womanly, so he can feel it really quick.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Obviously. That's it. I'm more in touch with my feminist side a little bit, you know? That's what I did. That's why he's where he's at where he's at.

I get it. I get it. Right. But when that masculine side slowly creeps in, and it's got, you know, you had 70 women, 30% man for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be later. So it's creeping up a little bit later in the game.

Then you're going to be really involved. Dude, this just hit me so hard. Yeah. Like such a realization of like, for me, it's usually been women say I love you first and then I you know come after

but I'll I'll say it back of course because I'm not I'm not I'm not gonna make you feel bad. Let's say I love you

like week three. Like I've never said it first. I refuse. No but let's just say like you guys start saying I love you like that night it's like oh my god

I fucking love you like I love you so much oh my god I love you so much that, you guys start saying I love you, like, that night, it's like, oh, my God, I fucking love you. Like, I love you so much. Oh, my God, I love you so much. That whole night is just I love you across the board, right? Yeah, over and over again. And then the next morning, and, like, you guys are, like, about to separate or, like, it's just, like, let's say you guys, like, leave that night. All right, love you.

Bye. Hang up. Yeah. What have you guys called after hanging out? No, I've definitely, like, second thought it. No, yeah, the next day, though. Is it,'s like almost a little awkward oh fuck oh my god does she still love me today if they say at first it's the same thing what do you mean oh my god i love you i love you i love you i love you all the time oh you're saying the next day yes but like that he said yes

that next day that next conversation like oh okay bye love you okay she said i love you yeah and i mean i'll say it every time if it's said to me but it takes a while to mean it and that's what it's like the difference if like for them they've meant it maybe the whole time but for me i've said it always but then there's like that one time where it's like, I fucking mean, damn, I, I do love you. Yeah. I like love you.

Yeah. Like, don't, don't go crash in the car. Cause I love you. Cause then I'll actually be sad. It won't be like, oh man,

I gotta go fucking, you know, deal with this shit. It's like, damn, what am I, what am I gonna do tomorrow? I'm not going to have a home.

I gotta, you know, yeah, literally. Well, I got a home? I'm not going to have a home. Well, I got a home. I bought this one myself, but it's whatever. Fuck you. Whatever, man. Don't fucking adapt to that shit.

Get out of here. Come on, man. Another reason you guys even know each other. That is true. It's me and you, and then it's me and you. That's it. Okay? Fuck you. We golf together, dude. That is true. It's me and you and then it's me and you. That's it. Okay? Fuck you.

We golf together, dude. All the time. I know. It's bullshit. It's great, man. It's bullshit. We have great work schedules. It's awesome. Do whatever we want during the week.

Fuck you guys. Man. This is, honestly, I feel like this is a really good time. It's always a good time. Whenever, it's always a good time.

Just hang out and talk about whatever. I've had a lot of fun. I think it's a good spot to end it's always a good time just hang out and talk about whatever I've had a lot of fun I think it's a good spot to end it wait really yes 100% I feel like we're only like 50 minutes in that's good for me

you like it well I ruined the first like 10 minutes 20 minutes because I was on the phone probably yeah you know

I apologize for that I get it I mean she can like write you know the company email apologize and whatever yeah that's true or at least the patreon yes yeah at least she could pay the 250 we'll fly her out she can

come on the show you know whatever it'd be great but i mean this has been yet another episode a couple a couple months back we talked about doing you know at least one a week or one every other week i don't remember getting better yeah we've been getting better but i'm glad we're doing it it's nice to see feedback and it's nice to see people say oh yeah we're enjoying this it feels very good because obviously we're we enjoy it yeah we watch it we think it's funny but we don't know how everybody else was about it so it's nice to hear that i would do it it's so fun when like you run into someone just in the wild and they're like oh my god i just did this like two days ago he's like dude my fucking brother sends me all those videos that shit

is the best thing i've ever seen yeah he's also talking about how never lose your freedom because he's got kids he's like he's like don't have kids no it wasn't even that he was just like dude like always do what you want to do man like he didn't even say anything about his kid but he i could tell i was like just keep doing you dude like i love what you're doing it feels good yeah it feels so good okay i haven't talked to you in three years but like fuck thanks man thank you so much i've had my fair share of like random strangers that are like oh dude i i kind of like know who you are a little bit so when you wear that shirt well no well i was wearing it by coincidence i think but um my my cousin, you know, he's got a, you know, fucking God first tattoo, whatever. He's stupid.

Yeah, he's a basketball player. I get it. He was asking some kid next to us on a bench at the gym. I called her. I love your tattoos. You know, who's your artist, whatever. How long did it take? You know, they're shooting whatever, some bullshit.

Then he leaves. And then the random kid starts talking to me. Like, oh, you know, W, you know, no, WKWC. There you go. I've had a lot. He's like, I think, like, I've seen that before. You know, I embellished a little bit, as we would. It's like, oh, yeah, you know, I've got, you know, a pretty successful podcast.

I told him, like, oh, you know i've got you know a pretty successful podcast i told him like oh you know we're on everything you probably see us on tiktok instagram whatever well i'm there he's like yeah you know like i i definitely recognized the picture you know whatever it's like oh yeah that's great you know like tell everybody you know tell everyone yeah please yeah tell everyone but i did the second half of that workout after he told me it was every song was a good song doesn't matter i could be listening to the fucking weekend at the gym and i'm like oh man i'm fucking killing this weight doesn't matter i was on cloud nine just having anybody say like hey i know who you are because this is fun i love that no because we started this where we would have conversations like you said you'd be we'd be at mcdonald's three in the morning or we'd be at dinner we're

just having these conversations like you need to record this this is hilarious only for us for us yes because we were just like yo this is just fun let's just sit down and talk to each other he's the one that wants to fucking broadcast this to the world and now i'm kind of invested in it like all right fuck you you kind of get it a kick out of it. Yeah, I'm kind of getting it. Wait a second. Someone commented on that. Yeah, this is funny. I enjoy this. Well, yeah. I, you know, talk to you guys

and I tell somebody about a conversation that we had and I'm like, dude, no fucking way. I just fought with my girlfriend about this last week. I'm like, well, that's fucking crazy. Me too. You know, and then it's like,

we kind of relate to other people. I always thought that we were you know some kind of different no yeah everybody thinks that you always think oh no people don't understand me they don't know what's going on and then you talk about it like okay everybody's kind of similar everybody understands almost anyone yeah almost almost there's those you know there's not very many super athletes but you know you're the one percent. But even the other 99% can kind of understand where you're coming from. They could dream of it. They could dream of it for sure.

I get it. Which, you know, speaking of this shirt that I'm wearing. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go ahead, go ahead. Only fits the 1%. You know, it's got. And it fits very well. Right?

It's very well. There you go. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. I don't know how the lighting is in here, but it doesn't look bad. It could have been okay. You know, the back's got our mainstream image. It has that.

Yes, it's got this on the back. Let us know who you guys are, you know, because everybody knows who I am. We got to get Logan and Bo on there. Thank you, man. It's super cool. We'll definitely get. We're going to start making those. Yeah.

We're going to get. This is like a trial run, and we like how it turned out. I might get a couple and just give them to a couple people. There are certain people that I want to give them to. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. We've got a couple of fans for sure that'll. A few.

Support them. Supporters. It's cool with me. You know, Carter's got to be one of them. He's got to wear it over his work uniform. Over it. You know, that's more important, but I think this was,

you know, pretty good episode. Always a great time. Always a great time. Yeah. Anything else you want to wrap up with shirts, Patreon. Yeah.

Really quick before we go, I just want to say thanks again for watching and listening. Uh, we want to remind you guys to go check out the Patreon again. It's only a dollar a month and you'll get this weekly episode uncensored in an extra 20 to 30 minutes. I typically edit off the back and front end of every episode. We also want to hear from everyone listening. We want you guys to let us know how we're doing.

If you guys like the format of the podcast and the topics, and if you guys want to hear from more guests, let us know how we can make the watching and listening topics and if you guys want to hear from more guests let us know how we can make the watching and listening experience better for you guys like that I also wanted to add

to like act like you were in the room and say what you thought yeah did I mean like yeah give us like

respond to some of the dumb shit we say yeah yeah more stuff to talk about and just ideas even ideas if you want stuff to talk about and just ideas. Even ideas if you want us to talk about something.

I like that too. We're all for that. We're running out. Yeah. We can only. That's why it was great having me, John, because you have like

another voice. Yeah. That's so good, dude. We talked about, we talked about so much shit. I love, I love anyone. Even when we're not doing this,

we talk about random shit all the time. Yeah. It was great. Yeah. We can only have so much bad sex to make fun of on here. You know. So give us some new shit for sure you can reach us at you know instagram all those yeah youtube comment little tiktok comment

something anything really if they say something snarky back to you it's andrew andrew's talking to you i'm usually you know i'm usually the voice so if you guys like it you know let me know but yeah thanks again for watching we'll see you guys next week