Who Knows? Who Cares. - Andrew Saves his Used Condoms.

Episode Date: November 14, 2022

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your pants but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's fair. Don't lie. Yeah. I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't, I didn't. You know what Bo said? Here we go.

Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. On a bad sleep schedule. Bo woke me up. I take this very seriously like i said earlier you take the more you said 8 30 i was here 8 25 yeah look dude i fell asleep i'm sorry i set an alarm for 7 a.m instead of p.m and uh yeah but we're back you know we're here episode 30 30 30 big dirty 30 for us yeah i've been doing this for that long.

We've been doing it for longer, but we're on episode 30 now. Yeah, that's true. Of our new channel. We're back. We've got a lot of Patreon people, and I highly respect them a lot. What are we up to right now?

What's the monetary value on that? At least like three grand or something crazy. Yeah, I think like three grand a month right now. We're on 30,000. Our toe one has like, what, like 300 subscribers right now yeah too much to be honest and i'm like i'm all for it whatever you want you guys got it early you guys got it we're gonna up that yep too many people joining number 30 same people as always you know who we are um carter take us into our first topic real Real quick, speaking of the Toe Patreon, for those who are interested,

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But to start us off, in the season of voting, I wanted to know if you guys had heard about the Manhattan congressional candidate who published a porn video, uh, to highlight his sex positive platform that he's taking, uh, his name is a third party candidate. He's a veteran. His name is Mike. It kiss. He's pushing to legalize sex work in New York. And, uh, in support of this, he posted a porn to push his campaign good for him mike did kiss yeah is that

a real name or his porn name mike it with an i no okay i think he said dick kiss yeah but uh i want to know if you guys thought that's a good strategy or not is it is it a good porn posting your own i don't know yeah we'd have to we'd have to review yeah i gotta do some research the producer you should know if it's a good clip then yeah good move good move. But if you've got some weird shit going on, it's probably a bad move. You're definitely working for a targeted crowd that might not work out for you. It would be too specific. Very specific. Very specific crowd you're looking to get.

I really appreciate him putting his money where his mouth is. He's like, listen, let's do it. Let's really do the damn thing. I'll go first. He's leading from the stage. He's like, listen, let's do it. Let's really do the damn thing. I'll go first. He's leading from the stage. He's leading from the front. What's a little bit of sex in the public? Bingo.

And New York's blue state, I'm pretty sure, right? Yeah. They wiped the floor with the red. Yeah, so it's probably a good move by him, to be honest. I don't think he's from New York, though. It said Manhattan, congressional county. He's just running. I don't know if he's from there

but that's what he's yeah respect yeah I've got to see it before I give like a full you know this could be like a new precedent where it's like

kind of like no like an only thing yeah let's vote based on how he fucks based on how they fuck yeah

now we can do that across the board it's man and woman and how does that translate into politics if he's going gonna fuck us or not oh and if he is if it's gonna be good yeah yeah wanna be fucked good as long as i come that's all that matters you know i lose a little bit of money but i'm gonna lose money either way just at least not a bad point my nut off it's not a bad point at least least I'm coming to my congressman. To my census. Yeah. Are we voting for him?

Yeah. I gotta watch the video first. Yeah, that's a good point. I heard they're playing at the polls, so. Too much undershot, I'm out. Where it's man-ass. Yeah, man-ass and balls. I don't care. It's not for anybody, really. I'd rather see your face, I guess. Which is not the first pick.

I wonder if you got it produced or if it was homemade. There's so many options here. GoPro and an iPhone. I mean, if you're running for the election, you really should have got a GoPro. Campaign clip. You hired somebody. You're using tax dollars for this.

That's sweet. That would be the worst. That is sweet. I like that. That would lose votes. Even better. All right. So I think it's safe to say that most guys have had an experience of trying to simulate a vaginal canal as a young man in different ways. And I wanted to know what you, what the weirdest thing you guys ever tried to put your wiener and put your wiener in as a kid.

Yeah. Or as a middle school or high school. Dude, it's crazy because I can literally remember back to one night where I was just in the house and I was trying to think of the best possible thing. You could object that I could fuck. Yeah. How old?

If you had to throw a number. Maybe 15, 14, 15. Okay, this is like 30 years ago. I was watching Manswers. Oh, that show was bad. You saw the cucumber episode. I didn't see the cucumber episode. I saw the episode that was talking about

what would mimic or what was the closest thing to a vagina, like feeling-wise. And it was like venison or some type of meat i'm like i can't go to the store right now and buy a steak i can't i didn't have any steak in the fridge i was like i don't know but we're here fucking a filet i think i had chicken breast and i was like i don't think that's that's that yeah it probably feels nuts so i i'm a chickenumbled upon a banana. Banana might be kind of nuts. I've never thought

about this. My dick wasn't that big. I unpeeled it. Ate the banana. Cut it in half? Probably. No, I didn't cut it in half. It actually, surprisingly, bananas are not as big as you would think. Because it didn't really fit all the way around, but it got the job done. It didn't cover the whole thing, but

it was enough. You thinking 15-year-old Bo's penis is not getting covered it depends on the banana you gotta understand bananas are like they look big bo was like five five at 15 take it take it out of the of the peel of the cover and it's different it's not as thick it's like really they're skinny yeah but you're 15 i'm not saying my dick's big because it's not well we we know yeah but i'm just saying the banana peel was kind of. It was good though. Was it not bad? Kind of nuts.

I think I did it again. Did you spit on it? Yeah. I think I went back for seconds. Really? I think I did. Damn. That's crazy.

I got a banana downstairs. Yeah. Try it. That's crazy. I don't think there's anything else though that I remember. I just remember doing that and I was like, okay. Was it hard to like line the curve of the peel up or did you get it relatively straight i remember that being a problem too that was a problem you need peronis to get yeah good banana

work 10 years old peronis by the way is when you're when your penis curves i think you've said that on this before too and you described it it's for everybody who doesn't know yeah get a little hooky educational podcast yeah peron educational podcast. Yeah, Peroni's disease. Look it up. If you're 18. If you're 18, look it up. No, maybe it was veal. It was veal that was.

That veal sounds better. That makes more sense. I said venison. Let me correct myself. It is veal. Veal. I didn't even know what that was. Venison makes me think of hunting.

Veal, I'm not finding that anywhere. Where's that? No, veal's expensive. Yeah, I can't find that. The average man doesn't get veal. Do a banana. Yeah. I remember talking to somebody. They said they fucked a peanut butter thing one time. I see man doesn't get veal. Do a banana. Yeah. I remember talking to somebody.

They said they fucked a peanut butter thing one time. I see a bunch of memes on that. I thought about it. I remember thinking about it as a kid. I'm like, how? I thought that joke was always to do with dogs. You dip your penis in the peanut butter and the dog just licks it for hours. That's what I thought peanut butter was for.

Now that I'm older, I'm starting to think there's probably a lot of things you could find. You could figure out. If I was older when those like jelly little tube things were, do you remember? I don't know what those are called. They were literally like, no, they were a plastic tube,

usually with like glitter and like oil inside. And you would just shake them back and forth. I don't know what you're talking about. There's no way you guys don't remember these. If, if we could pull one up, I would fucking, it was literally like a rubber little tube.

It was probably this big with a hole in the middle. And like, it was like a toy. It was almost like a pencil. It's not what it was, but like... It was probably like this thick around.

You know those things you put your pencil in and you have like a new grip? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like a bigger version of that. But it was like this big. It was usually like glitter

and like maybe some charms inside. Those were my shit. shit dude if i could have had those when i was like 15 i would have fucked this shit out of those it would have been nuts it literally was like a like a fleshlight but before those i think before they were legal yeah yeah otherwise i mean i don't i don't think i had anything too crazy the is, I started masturbating at 10. Yeah. You tried everything. So, you know, it was just like, I figured it out quick.

What does feel good? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, but you figure it out and then you get to a point where you're like, what could feel better? Trying to think

if I tried anything. I remember using different kinds of, of lubricant. Okay, that's fair. The spit wasn't working. I tried all of them.

No, no, before I just landed on it. I was like, wait a second. Spit would be the most realistic. I don't want to train myself to get into lotion. And I understand that point of view. I don't get it, but I can understand where you're coming from.

I didn't want to get used to lotion only. Yeah. Like if it doesn't feel like, you know, they have a yeast infection. Yeah. I can't come. I don't want that. Yeah. Well, you know, shout thing they have a real deal infection yeah i can't come i don't want that yeah well you know shout out shout out to garen i think he tried to make one of those like sponge it was like a flower and a glove and a sponge or something like that i think i do i think i do

remember trying to make one of those guys i couldn't make one so but i did try it it didn't feel very good heat it up in the microwave for 10 minutes i don't know i would i just remember putting dry flour in a glove just like baking flour in the glove and then you like fold you don't fuck the glove but it was just like a like an outside padding yes that makes sense uh-huh that makes sense i remember something like that now the craziest thing i actually did have sex with was Garen's dad's sex toy. Okay. Yeah. Dude, it was nuts.

Did we talk about that? The earlier ones? That long time ago. This is back in mom's crib. We talked about that. I think we've all used the... Fuck. I always forget the name of them.

Fleshlight. Fleshlight. I got the mouth one. Yeah. I got the mouth one. I didn't get the vaginal one. I got a fleshlight from Big Bro for a Christmas gift probably seven years ago now. You used it?

No, never used it. You used it. No. There was a little vibrating thing at the bottom, and it broke. Yeah, it's still in my dad's house. That's got to be crazy. My nightstand, yeah. I'm like, if you want it.

No, I'm good. All right. Good. See, my thing was I was like, I'm good. All right. Good. See, my thing was, I was like, I'm 21. I haven't had sex yet. Right. I need to start training myself. So I got one.

I was like, you know what? Okay, let me start trying to. You got a flashlight? I did. I threw it away. When? This was like two weeks ago. I never heard about this.

This was literally when I was like 21. I don't remember this at all 22 you never told me about your flashlight dude no i never told you about that no i'm like 11 years old at that time so it's like yeah i can't talk to you about that you're on rage you used to yeah back in the day i've always been grooming me for a long time dude it didn't help it really didn't help the flashlight came really fast yeah well that's yeah better than the real thing really because you can control whatever you want. They don't just kind of lay there on their back.

And you can come in it whenever you want. Hey, that's a problem. Never mind. Dump it. All right. So I wanted to know, if you guys were reincarnated as a girl, what kind of guys would you be into? And you can't say yourself. So I wanted to know if you guys were reincarnated as a girl, what kind of guys would you be into? And you can't say yourself.

Then I wouldn't be into guys. Me or nothing. Me or bust. Owen Gray. I mean, my celebrity crush is Owen Gray. Shut up. You know who Owen Gray is? I don't know. He's got the letters all over his leg.

Oh, I think you've shown me him before. Like a chest to like stomach scar. I don't know what it's from. He's got a giant scar. Brad Pitt is a very attractive man. I like Brad Pitt. Same vibe. Dude, I get that all the time.

No, you don't. I look like Brad Pitt. You don't look like Brad Pitt. Carter, put up a picture of Brad Pitt with long hair right here. Put up a picture of him and Nickelback. Yeah, there you go. We can compare him with Brad Pitt and then a Nickelback. We'll see what you guys think.

Who's closer? Yeah, which one's more accurate? You guys are a piece of shit. That Nickelback picture fucked him up for a while. It didn't fuck me up at all. It fucked him up for a while. It didn't fuck me up at all. They look like twins.

We're taking applications for new co-hosts, by the way, if you guys are looking to come on. Can you do that? Can you crop those two pictures? Okay, you've got to pick one, though. You got to pick a celebrity. Or not a celebrity, just who you'd be into, which I'm trying to think more.

Okay, so I went straight sex. Let me go, because he's the guy I'd want to have sex with if I was going to have sex with the guy. Oh, okay. You said Owen Gray. Owen Gray, yeah. And that's just because, what? He just does it good.

Sex appeal. Yeah. Okay. I haven't seen Brad Pitt have sex before. You know what I mean? Honestly, yeah, good. Sex appeal. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I haven't seen Brad Pitt have sex before. You know what I mean? Honestly, yeah. He might not be that great.

He might not. It doesn't matter. You can just look at him. Yeah. Other guys that I'm trying to think. Be into? Just give the people, does he work out? Does he?

Yeah. Definitely a gym picture. I would say no fat dudes. No fat dudes. Tech guys. I don't want to lift up your belly to see your penis. Bingo. Is he work out? Does he... Oh, yeah. Definitely a gym picture. I would say no fat dudes. The tech guy. I don't want to lift up your belly to see your penis. Bingo. Is he outdoorsy?

Not me, but a body like mine, I would say, probably. A rapper. Yeah, but not me. A basketball player. No, no athletes. I don't want athletes. I don't want any rappers. Do I know what I know now?

Yeah. Yeah, no athletes, no rappers, none of that. None of that. We don't want that. I would say a nice fit dude who used to be, you a loser but he's like wait a second i'm out of school i don't have anything attached to me i'm gonna become a real man that's what i want i thought you'd say a real estate agent where is that coming from that's what i thought i'm trying to describe me without describing me you were a loser that what you say were saying I was I was somewhat a nerd

you know very thin he was a bully you weren't a nerd you were a bully he was a bully because he was just so frail that he had to use his words to attack him

I was in accelerated classes you know a lot of honors in there no AP but I was in honors you've been a slacker your whole life man just in homework

yeah I was good at tests yeah he didn't graduate get gray robe though you got a gd i think yeah i did almost take summer school though senior year i homework not for me dude but no homework sucks school sucks all honors school system is stupid no ap though so you pretty much me but like you know so what guys if i could go back to high school i would i would do that

exactly i wouldn't do do the shit I did What guy I think right now What guy Are we saying like of us four Who would we fuck No no no What guy in like a movie

That you can think of Like oh that guy Looked really hot Brad Pitt Fight Club You wanna fuck Brad Pitt Fight Club You wanna fuck a lean Or Yeah

But like hip eccentric guy Yeah That's who you wanna fuck Who's the kid that plays Spider-Man that everybody loves Which one The little one? Shorter one, yeah.

The boy? Tom Holland. Tom Holland. Him, but like taller, I would say. Okay, that's fair. Here's another one. Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders. What's that guy's real name?

Oh, something alien or something like that? I don't know what his name is, but I know what you mean. That guy? Oh, you know. He's throwing it down. British dude? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Whoa.

I'm not a fan of the British accent. I'd be like, oh, fuck. I would laugh. No, yeah. I'm not good with that. I'd say, like, when he comes, like, oh, fuck, mate. I want to fucking suck this guy's dick right now. Yeah.

Something. That guy. Yeah. That guy. That's your pick. Fuck. Okay. Owen Gray.

Yeah, that guy. Well, Owen Gray is straight, is straight like hey I want to get railed and I want to nut a bunch yeah it's because you've seen what he can do yeah

yeah so you'd be the bottom while McGraw you're a woman okay yeah that's true yeah

and he's gonna take care of me that's what I know you picked a very like I don't want to call Tom Holland the feminine guy but he's not like

the like masculine he's boyish he's a medium athletic not overly bulldoggy big he can do a backflip yes he can do a backflip he's not like the like masculine he's boyish he's so i want to he's a medium athletic not overly bulldoggy big he can do a backflip yes he can do it back he's athletic okay but add like so you're into cute boys six inches give me like six inches i don't want like a five seven yeah okay so you want a taller athletic boy not like overly big but like manly enough you know a little

bit of hair not crazy a little bit of hair yeah you want like a guy who's like a seal build but with a little bit of hair just like a little bit of chest hair yeah i don't he i don't want him to shave his back right i don't want that you want him to naturally oh you're a man almost hairless you're a man but you're you're not a monster right yeah i like that that's what i would get i like that's fair that's fair maybe like a switch maybe yeah you know what i would also fuck I like that for you. That's fair. That's fair. Maybe like a switch. Maybe. Yeah. You know what? Maybe give me a switch.

I would also fuck Paul Walker in the first Fast and Furious. Only the first one? The first one. When he was young. When he was a good cop, bad cop kind of thing? No, that wasn't.

That was. Oh, yeah, that was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the first one. Younger Paul Walker. I get told I look like him a lot too. Yeah. Paul Walker.

I don't think so. Yeah. You look dead. Yeah, I can see that. All right. I can see that all right so switch i hate you switching lanes a little bit but still with a penis if you hooked up with a trans woman so man to female are we talking boobs and a wiener boobs and a wiener okay no no bottom. Would you rather that wiener be small? It's tiny. Or big.

Small. Small is when possible. Yes. Why would you ever want big? I mean, if you're into blowing them, you know, maybe you want to blow a big hog. I mean, maybe it's hot. You never know. I hear, I hear.

Maybe it's crazy. I hear a lot of guys are into chicks with dicks. No bad reviews. Maybe it's crazy. I hear pretty high. I don't know. I heard a lot. Like a lot of thugs. Definitely not big though. Like a lot of like, like gangsters who kill people. guys are into chicks with dicks no bad reviews I hear pretty high I don't know I hear like a lot of thugs

definitely not big though like a lot of gangsters who kill people you know medium average medium average cool you know we can be twins just nothing too like

you're like I just don't want to be like fuck you should be fucking me right now yeah I want to be able to win really smaller than mine

yes that's it smaller than mine that's my baseline give me a four banger we'll call it even that is so true because you're like it's all it is like fuck me i should really be jerking you off yeah i mean like yeah i'll do it either way just don't make me feel bad about it but it's in my hand you know i mean like yeah either way i don't want to feel like i'm sliding

up forever you know no No. I get that. Yeah. That was a very quick one. Easy answer there, Carter. Easy for sure. Smarter than me. For sure. All right. If you guys could do one thing with no negative consequences ever, what would it be?

So like eating, you don't get fat. Drugs, you don't get strung out. Oh, yeah. Drugs. Drugs. Yeah. I'd be taking Adderall every day. What would that vice be? What would that vice be? get fat. Drugs, you don't get strung out. Oh, yeah, drugs. Drugs, yeah. I'd be taking Adderall every day. What would that vice be? Probably tax evasion for me.

You wouldn't pay taxes. Why? More money. You're not making much money. He pays like $2,600 a year. Literally. It's not true. He gets a refund every year I got a good CPA

I got a good CPA oh man that's a terrible answer for you man bad answer dude bad answer terrible answer look that was first thought

take that one back you guys are thinking too much take that one back alright I'll rethink it you guys go so I love food food is also so good. You're really going to choose eat, not get fat.

I like go so hard on it. Well, could you imagine eating a bag of Doritos, but it's really just the same macronutrients as a chicken breast? Yeah. Dude, you're not replacing anything. But I'm saying you can get away with eating whatever you want, and I could still look like this? Yes.

I do that now. You don't look like me. Exactly. That's where I was going. You do that now. No. You eat like this. Exactly. That's where I was going. You do that now. You eat like this. No, I do not. No, he doesn't.

This dude eats three, four chicken and rice and broccoli every day. That's why he looks like that. That's it. And a protein shake. And it's only going to get better. It's not true. And then on top of that, maybe every weekend he has a burger. Yeah.

One time. And then on top of that, maybe a little bit of test. That's it. It's not crazy stuff, man. It's he was eating like shit that is when i did have a girl i would go out to eat more and honestly would like would i didn't like that i didn't like that part of me did you look any different yes i lost 10 pounds so lost 10 pounds. So you were leaner. I lost weight. You were leaner. Because I would eat less. I would just eat shittier, but I would eat overall less.

You're right. Shittier food makes you feel full. And I'd feel shitty though. I don't do that many drugs. So it's like, okay. But you could though. Could you imagine? Imagine doing coke all day and not having any.

I know, it sounds great. Not that we've ever done that. Not that anybody has done that. No negative coke. Oh my God. All right, now we've ever done that. Not that anybody has done that. No negative consequences. Oh my God. All right. Now we're getting my angle. You could just smoke a pack of M&M's.

No negative consequences. That's part of drugs? Yes. Yes. I could do coke and cigarettes. I could double up. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. All right. That's a good point. Drugs is a bag. You bag of tricks, you pick out. I get a lot of them. Same with like burgers or pizza. Whatever you want.

It's a drug for sure. Yeah. That's a good one. I like. Yeah. That's a good one. I like that one. That is a good one. I like that one. He's rolling cigarettes 100%.

Or are we saying one thing specific one drug specifically or are we saying drugs you can medley that one. Same way you can with food because there's multiple

drugs in food you know. That's got to be top one. That's drugs. Tests is included right? HGH. Oh my god. Dude. Whatever you want. That's drugs. Tests is included, right? HGH. Oh my God. Dude. Whatever you want.

That's what I thought you would go to straight away. Yeah. I'd be 250 pounds. I'd be 250 pounds. I just want to be like 180 pounds

but just vain. I don't want to be like 200. 185. 200 would look so good on you. I don't. 200 seems like really big. 200 in the right places 200 would look so good on you. I don't. 200 seems like really big.

200 in the right places, you would look crazy. You could have 200. But it's not going to be my legs. You could have 200. I'm going to look like your brother at 200. You got to stop hitting back. You got to put more of that on your chest and arms. I hit back like once every two weeks.

Trey's legs are really good. Yeah, he does that. It's so insane. I don't know where that came from. It's genetic. He's had those calves since we were fucking seven yeah my calves are coming in what does uh is coming no babies does that work it's that one too you want it you want to be infertile no negative if you don't want to be if you don't want a child you don't have to have one

i don't have a second me then at that point oh yeah i don't have that much sex me either so me i don't never have sex me either we're actually none of us are married so we don't have sex at all right yeah this is a christian podcast shout out to god all right with us so i think okay so wait so what is our what are our finals we have to lock in one i think drugs for me for sure even though i don't really do many drugs but i would yeah you would like to have the opportunity to never have, not that I've ever done them. I've heard that they, there's a lot of positive effects while you're doing them.

Right. Mentally, mentally, physically. I don't know. Physically is your answer there. Well, I don't think a lot of drugs help your body.

I'm thinking of the performance. Yeah. Side of it. You know, you gotta, I think you gotta pick a side of drugs at least. No. That's not what the question asked me.

That was the question. I was trying to take away from my question. You have to pick what kind of food you want to eat. No, I think I'm going to run PEDs then. Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine? Just no consequences?

190. Mine would be either food and or some sort of... Yeah. You know. Well, if you had all the performance-hunting drugs, you probably wouldn't have to eat that great. That's a good point. Okay, I'll take that.

Because you're not getting any of the shitty effects on your organs and stuff like that. And I get the other fun stuff. I get cigarettes, too. You could probably still look great with cigarettes, too. I don't need to talk about look great. I don't know if they're saying. He's saying that you have to pick one side of it. I don't want to pick.

I don't want to pick. Drugs is kind of like everything. Drugs. Yeah're all willing drugs and i guess not where i imagine myself going when you ask that question but but i'm glad we brought it up and then we got there yeah all right uh do you guys have any forgotten cum stories uh like you came somewhere or on something and then you forgot about it or that's a low question you found it later that's a question if somebody else found it later no i do for sure i think this might be directed at you this is my question i think so it's i've never come on something and forgot about it more than once for me oh no i'm an immediate thing as soon as i come i'm cleaning

that up yeah i'm like wow i feel like what like a piece of shit for that. What's going to happen after? Well, once you come, it's like, fuck it, I'm an animal. I use it like, I'll come,

right? I don't want to look at that ever again. I want that to be erased from my memory. Wherever I'm at, even at like 11, 10 years old, I had a cigarette right away and just lit up right there.

Just took a break. You know what I mean? Because that was a lot. You worked. That was a lot. Exactly. So there was more i'm not gonna say more than one more than one time that i would come somewhere on myself and didn't realize it

happened like down my like your point you're you know you're coming on your on your calf right now calf really where it's like you know off to the left and it just how are you sitting up in a 90 yeah okay yeah always and so that's from the swinging motion it's coming off your hand and most likely flinging everywhere

I always went to the left you got peronies that's just where I like to go I like to go to my left you bend it to the left it's habitual it's okay

no no it was just like you did it the first time to the left and then it was comfort from there on out it made sense it made sense there because it was just like stop getting too deep that's not the point you got a left and then it was comfort from there on out. It made sense there. Stop getting too deep.

I remember one time I was out and about and I was like, what is this? And it's like a dry... Your hair stuff. Yeah. Like snot. Dried snot on my calf. And I was like, what the fuck? I gotta go, guys. I gotta go guy i gotta smell it right now

i licked it uh yeah yeah you just had a wedding kept licking it yeah same hand yeah okay i went away i know that in happy trail is for me yeah i've gotten that before yeah like wait a second ow this hurts the calf though is way more i've never come on my calf yeah oh me either i haven't well not recently yeah i get that now i've definitely like maybe like okay i got it all and then you like stretch and maybe your hair is like stuck to your stomach and it's like it pulls kind of thing so we're talking about now that i'm thinking about it i feel like when i was younger, I did cum in the toilet one time and then forgot to flush.

You can't really see the cum though. I think you can. I think you can because I remember going back in there like, granted, I don't think I've ever cum in the toilet. I've done that before. You turn around and just... What did you do in Ohio? I had an older friend.

He walked right into that one. You came somewhere in Ohio. He walked right into that one. If it wasn't in the toilet, then it's in the shower. I didn't come. We had to pact, remember? I didn't.

I never. You didn't do that, man. Came once. We know you came on the floor. That sucks for me. I was barefoot in that bathroom. Dude, I would never do that to you. Fucked up, dude.

You slept so late. What was I going to do? Come in the morning. I was up by myself for so long. Come in the morning. I'd be up at 8 a.m. and him and Trey don't wake up until 12. Dude, just morning. You're like,. I just, what was I going to do? I was up by myself for so long. Come in the morning. I'd be up at 8am and him and trade. I wake up at 12. You're like,

I'm just like, just slapping it. Go away. That must've been nice. I'd be doing the dishes. I'm like, you know what? This dish soap would feel really good.

Wouldn't it? Wouldn't it? You're an idiot. He's an animal. The only other thing that I would think is, like, anything, like, comparable is there was one time that I got my dick sucked in the bathroom. In, like... Public?

Yeah. No, it was, like, it was the wind bathroom. So, very public. I remember this. So, they had a great system in the bathroom. Like, their doors literally closed all the way. You couldn even peek over under if you wanted to okay it was nice little head to toe this was i was on nofap for a while i hadn't come in like six months probably not like not even come not even wet dream not even come wow a lot of wet dreams maybe i did i don't

know i don't remember that and she was like sucking my dick and she like wanted to do more but i was like i don't want to do more right now. I don't even head on. I just met you. Yeah. But I didn't tell her cause I was like, I was about to come in. I was trying to hold it and I,

I couldn't hold it in. How long? And I just let it go. Oh my minute. Maybe like it was terrible. It was great for me. It was great for me. But I let it out.

She just like, she was just so thrown off, but it got all over her shirt and everything. And her friend was waiting for her outside. Like, or there's a couple people. This was wifey. off, but it got all over her shirt and everything. Her friend was waiting for her outside. This was wifey. No, no, no. This was just a random hookup. This is the only time I've ever done that.

Only time. Oh, shit. Okay. I literally, we walked out and her friend's like, what's on your shirt? She's like, everywhere. She couldn't get it off. It comes hard to get it off. I was like, I don't know, but I got to go. It's't get it off. It comes hard to get it off. Yeah, it was, I'm just like, I don't know,

but I gotta go. It's 3 a.m. Yeah. We're going back down to the tables. Yes. Oh, I went straight home. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I mean, you gotta go sleep. Yeah. You know what I mean? I went straight home. That'd be the only other thing. Good for you, dude.

Poor girl. I don't feel bad at all. I felt bad for a little bit, then I was like, you know what? I don't. That's unheard of to explain, really.

I don't. I'm never gonna see you again. Mm-hmm. It was so much cum, really. I'm never going to see you again. It was so much cum, too. She had six months worth of cum. I can still picture her face just like seven times. Is it over? I'm sorry.

What about forgotten condoms or anything that his parents ever found? I know Logan and Andrew have a story where Logan or Andrew used to hide his condoms in his car or something. It wasn't buried. He didn't know. I had a,

yeah, I had an old smelted or something. One time I had added oil to my car. I had an empty oil bottle in like, like the back seat pouch, like behind the passenger. It's gotta be like dirty though. If you like shoving condoms down there. Yeah. Well, I mean, it was easy. I just, like behind the passenger. That's got to be like dirty though. Like shoving condoms down there?

Yeah, well, I mean, it was easy. You just take it off and put it in there. You don't get a little oil residue on your hand? No. I put 10 condoms in there at that point. Yeah. You cleared the lid already. Yeah.

Okay, so you just kept it. That was like, it was for condoms. Yeah, there was probably damn near 15 cum-filled condoms. Only condoms. Yeah. No, they're like trash. You're just condoms. Yep.

Okay. Maybe a condom wrapper, if you want to count that. Okay, that's fair. Yeah, no. Yeah. No, they're like trash. You're just condoms. Yep. Okay. Maybe a condom wrapper if you want to count that. Okay. That's fair. Yeah, no. And we went, this was the same night,

you know, the pomegranate juice got fucked. That was when Tony opened it and smelled it. He's like, bro, what the fuck is that? And I was like, dude, don't.

Do you remember that or no? Yeah, he opened that shit in the car. Oh my God. He's like, dude, what the fuck is that? I was like, oh, I've got cum in there. From months ago, I've got cum in there.

Cum and oil in that bottle. It stays wet. It's like, I didn't want to litter on the floor. No, I understand that. If you're going to have other people in the car, throw that shit away. I'm going to have sex again after that. The thing is, I'm not going to lie. I've got no problem leaving that condom in the wind.

No problem with it. No issue at all. I'm too conscious. So I would tuck it in there. That's fair. I would roll the wrapper tight like a doobie and stuff the condom in there. And then I'd drop the wrapper in. Boom.

Close the lid. Never think about it again. Until next week when it would happen again. Right. Hey, Mom. We're going to go get ice cream. I'll see you in. Boom. Close the lid. Never think about it again. Until next week when it would happen again. Right. Hey mom, we're going to go get ice cream. I'll see you in 30 minutes. Right.

I never got ice cream once. I was saving money and dumping loads. And dumping loads. Yeah. All into that oil bottle. So ice cream is your code name to go get sex?

Fuck yeah. It's everybody's code name. That was my code name to go get sex. It's everybody's. Yeah, mine too. I use it all the time.

Bro, it's 30 degrees. What do you want ice cream for I don't know she wants it in high school that was my legit like

oh we're going to get ice cream what girl doesn't want ice cream my mom is like oh yeah ice cream yeah for sure she never asked you to bring ice cream

back home for her I would always ask her but she'd say no damn and I was like fuck we actually have to go get ice cream she says yes

exactly hey mom it's going to be 30 minutes. My mom would have wanted ice cream every time. I go to the Albertsons parking lot and go to work. I would go somewhere close, like around the neighborhood, pull over on the side. Yeah. It's crazy what I missed out on. That's crazy.

You didn't miss out. You were still late. I had so much car sex. It's crazy. So much car sex in my youth. I don't want to do it now, though. From 16 to like 20. Yeah. It was like almost exclusively in the car. In's crazy. So much car sex in my youth. I don't want to do it now though. From 16 to like 20. Yeah. It was like almost exclusively in the car, in the car, drove a Yukon. That's cool. Put

the seats back. I remember I hit Matt's car. Remember that? Yeah, I do. I left to go have sex, maybe two, three in the morning, middle of summer. And I realized I'd forgot condoms. I was young. So I was scared. You need condoms. You know you know i was stupid i'm thinking about the time i left something out um i left out my parents were out of town i left out a bottle of lube a full bottle of lube like right next to the kitchen sink not full though you used it yeah you know just enough for one session gone seven. Seven-eighths of a bottle of lube. Completely on the kitchen table. Like on the kitchen table. Flavored?

I think so. Strawberry? Something. And then in my room where I was passed out, there was like a vibrator. Like on the floor, like right when you walk in. There was a lot of shit. You finish and just died.

Right to sleep. And I woke up and I was like, and I heard people in the living room. I was like, they're already home. And I was like, did I leave anything out there? Did I leave anything at all? I'm good. No, I'll be okay. But I just had like really bad anxiety about it. Your hands are sweating.

Super bad anxiety just laying in my bed. And I'm just like, fuck, did I, did I, there's no way I did. But you don't want to go check. There's no way I did.

But either way, I get up, I'm like, oh hey, what's going on? And my mom's like, oh, all of this is yours.

And there's like two plates and a bottle of lube. And I'm like, I grab it and just like, I grab it, I go straight to the, like the kitchen and put it,

or from the kitchen to the guest bathroom and hide it. And, Like she didn't see it. Like she didn't see it. Like she didn't read the bottle. Like the kitchen and put it or from the kitchen to like the guest bathroom and hide it and uh like she didn't see it like she didn't see it like she didn't read the bottle she didn't put it there she didn't read it and then i put the plates away wash them go back to my room and i checked my phone and 30 minutes before i went out there my mom's like you need to come out here right now you have something in the kitchen and i was like, oh, fuck. I would have fought that. Fuck. That's not mine.

Like these plates and this sock is mine, but you and daddy need to pick up your shit. I really, really, really thought about fighting it or just like addressing it and I just didn't.

You're just like, no. I just never addressed it. You swallowed the bullet. I never addressed it. I never said anything about it. Like it never happened because I talked to my sister about it because it never happened because I talked to my sister

about it because I think she sent that picture to my sister I was like is this yours I bet she had fun with that so then I talked to my sister when my parents were outside and I was like

did they ask you if that was yours she's like yeah I'm like fuck please tell me you said yes god damn it oh it was so not fun dude I couldn't imagine

that being your sister I left and never came back that day. I stayed out the whole day. I was like, just trying to figure out something to do. Who wants to hang out? What can I do? I haven't been to Red Rock in a while.

That was so awesome. Keep me out. Keep me out of the house. And then the next day, I just was like, fuck it. What's up? How was the trip?

You know what I mean? It didn't happen. Did they bring it up ever? Well, she texted me about it. Said, up? I was a trip. It didn't happen. Did they bring it up ever? Well, she texted me about it. Said, you need to come get your personal item. That was the word she used. No, never brought it up. Never brought it up. Because we just don't need to talk about it. You don't need to.

There's no good mistake was made and we all know about it. Let's just leave it there. It happens. I'm not perfect. I'm not perfect. I'm very close. I know.

But I'm not there yet. Give me a couple years. I'll be there. Yeah. What's next, Carter? Getting hives thinking about that. I think girls have kind of been questioning whether or not their boyfriends use the hole in their underwear to pee.

So I wanted you guys to talk about that a little bit. Never. Do you guys use it? Yeah, I never even knew that was a thing for a while. I just always, you know, pants straight down. To the ankles? Not to the ankles. I pee in my car almost daily because of my job.

And so when I do that, I unzip my pants, and then I pull my underwear down. Yeah. I don't use that hole ever. I did for like a year straight. I tried it. Because I was like, damn, maybe. Maybe it's not.

Like this is what like adults do. Yeah. This is what it's for. You have to use it. Right. And I was like, damn, you got to like fucking reach in and like pull it out. Don't pop a ball out. I'm like.

I tried it for a period. Like, you know, you'd have jeans on. So you'd put the zipper down and then you'd have to reach in, pull, and pull your dick out. Don't scratch on the zipper. Then I was like, no, I'm not even going to do that. I'll just take my jeans off. And it doesn't look that impressive once it goes through the zipper. It doesn't at all.

You lose that half inch of denim and underwear. You lose the really important half inch to just feel good about yourself. So then I was like, okay, I'll just pull the jeans down. And it's like, well, if I'm going to pull the jeans out, I might as well just pull my underwear with it. Right. Or am I going to pull my jeans out and then pull my dick out? Yeah.

I pull them down. I grab the balls from underneath and I push everything up so it looks swole. Yeah. Yeah. You squeeze. I do that too. Squeeze. Choke it a little bit.

Yeah. No. Yeah. I mean, I remember giving it a shot a few times, but I don't really ever use it. It just doesn't make much sense. It's for looks. Now, I do have SepraTech and that is nuts. What is that?

So it's where your dick goes. Wiener and ball. There's literally like a hole for your dick to put it in, and then your balls are in like, so it's like it separates your balls from your dick and your underwear. I got them on right now. I'll show you guys on Patreon. I think there is.

I think one of my, like I could flip the thing over and literally have my dick out. That's all of them. There's a hole between the wiener pouch and the ball pouch. Yeah. And you literally, it's like a little sleeve. You put your penis in. But if you're going to wear gray sweatpants, that's what you wear. That's what you wear.

Yeah. It almost pushes your dick up. Yeah. The pouch tucks your balls up. So your wiener is lifted off your balls. If you ever want to have a little just. Headline. Give them something.

Yes. That's the, those are the. I'm going to wear those. I'll put you guys on separate text. Separate text. Okay. Or just, that's the brand that I wear, but there's all kinds of them now, I think.

Yeah, there is. I trust you, dude. I trust you. It's crazy. They make some where it's like a pouch with a sleeve that you just drop them in. Don't get those. But it's also, no, yeah.

But it also gives you just that little extra girth, too, because it's like the fabric surrounding your dick. Get a little half chub and you know you take a picture you see full head hairline if you're you know if you're cut of course yeah if you're cut you're not cut half chub you're just gonna look like even thicker yeah but you won't get any definition that's okay yeah sometimes i wish i wasn't cut sometimes though sometimes till it comes out i feel like my dick would look just that much bigger to where it'd be like, wow, it's worth it.

That's nice. It's worth it. Yeah. Bring that pump over here, dude. Yeah. I need to start using it again because I'm not having sex. Just start training.

I need to start training again. Yeah, HGH too. It might grow it. Literally. You know? Might grow it. It's my turn. I train all my other muscles.

Right. Technically not a muscle, but you know, there's vasculature in there. Mm. Oh. Please rise. This vasculature in there. Mm. Oh. Please rise. Court is now in session.

All right. So, for innocent or guilty this week, we've got a Florida car rental employee finds a child in a returned car. In Tampa, Florida, a rental car employee found a two-year-old in a return car paramedics said that

the child was fine other than being really hot and sweaty didn't suffer any serious injuries the grandfather who had returned the car was arrested i didn't see anything about any charges being placed on him but i know logan and andrew know someone i think bo does too that's more closer to his time i definitely know the guy yeah i had him too yeah you probably got alzheimer's but alzheimer's that poor guy i feel bad for the guy that's i mean i didn't like that i didn't like that at all i love that teacher no he was such a good guy yeah quality such a good guy so it, quality person. Such a good guy. So it's like... Let him know what happened.

Jesus Christ. Okay, so... You think that changed that guy, though? What do you mean? Of course. You think that's why he's a good guy? No. No, I think he was always a good guy.

I can't ever imagine leaving my child in the car, but I can also imagine making a mistake and forgetting something or something happens, and you fucking got really unlucky that day. If your schedule changed, if it was out of, it was irregular. If you had an irregular day and something happened. So basically someone we know. A teacher.

Was a teacher. Left their child in the car. They died from heat exposure. Yeah. So yeah, that was it. I remember that being like, I remember in my, I don't know if it was my class, but like somebody had made a joke about it in like his class. And that was going around for like a week because nobody knew about it until then.

And we're like, oh my God. It was a class which is awkward. Yeah. That's terrible. The youth though are vicious. You made a mistake. The youth are vicious. And I can't expect it not to ever come out.

Right. So that happened to an old guy. I don't know how old he is. Grandfather sounds old. Sounds old. My grandfather is an alcoholic. I'm not letting my grandfather watch my baby. My dad's a grandfather.

He's 47. My mom's a grandpa, though. He's 47. Grandma now. My grandfather is 78 78 your grandfather's different too old too old you're watching babies yeah so like let's say like a 70 year old 70 year old still really old still just you know it's too old to drive too old to drive really why is he renting a car yeah that is that's another good point it wasn't his car his grandchild could have you know

snuck in there his two-year-old grandchild could have. What's the question here? Is he guilty? Yeah. I mean, innocent or guilty, do you think the child didn't die? I think you are guilty. Do I think that the punishment should be as harsh? No.

I think, obviously, if you have no criminal history and this is the first thing you've ever done in your life you made a fucking mistake okay no I don't think so yeah so let's say he had some criminal history when he was young

what kind of criminal history yeah what are we talking about battery battery assault yeah that should add some time that should add some time

he was at a bar you know he was 25 in the 80s oh so 50 years ago yeah somebody talked to him he beat the shit out of him you got a battery charge.

That's different. That has nothing to do with leaving a child in a car. I'm just saying. Okay, but that's the criminal history? Yeah. Nah, I'm letting him go.

Yeah. If he went 50 years free without incident, yeah. All right. Kid didn't die. Kid didn't die. That's the main one. That's fair.

Hey, there's a warning. Because the thing is, he goes to jail like, nothing good's going to happen. You're 70. Why are you going to put an old guy in jail anyways? What are they going to do in there? You know what I mean? Just take his license away. Because the thing is, he goes to jail like nothing good is going to happen. You're 70. Why are you going to put an old guy in jail anyways? What are they going to do in there? You know what I mean?

Just take his license away. Do the same thing they were going to do at home. They're going to sit there. Exactly. Just take his license away. Make it a little more difficult. If anything, he makes more friends. That is true.

Old. Yeah. That's a good point. Jail loves old people. That's a good point. Do they? Yeah. Not guilty.

Not guilty. Yeah. It's probably the kid's fault, to be honest. I think so, too. I think he snuck in. The kid's got to make more noise. Yeah. Hey, pick me up. Help. You left me. I think he snuck in. The kid's got to make more noise. Yeah. Hey, pick me up.

Help. You left me. I'm hot. Yeah. Is it two years old? Yeah, that's what they said, too. My two-year-old needs talks, dude. She would not let you know.

Yeah. She would not not let you know that she's there. If your two-year-old can't open the door. Unless they were asleep. They could have been asleep. No. Could have been asleep. Two-year-olds don't sleep that much.

They probably sleep a lot. They never sleep. They never sleep. Nah, dad. Two-year-olds are up 80% of the time. Everybody knows that. I didn't know that. 85% All right.

Do you want to finish out with your question? I've got one more. And Bo knows very well about this. As a man who's been in a few relationships, it's very known that women love to cry during arguments. And I want to know why you think they do that and if it works. So I've got a hot take here. Don't like being wrong. And when they realize they're being wrong, they cry. It puts them on the spot and then they just break down and they start crying. Okay. So I, so I've dated like six or seven girls.

Okay. And I've had one like crier for real. Yeah. And so they would get like upset. But I don't know if it was a performance or if it was real. Like actual emotion coming through after it's like, oh shit, things are going wrong. I also think girls are able to start like crying, but like then. On a dime.

But then believe it. Like then believe why they're acting. Like. They buy their lie. Yes. They buy their own like problem. Yeah. So it's like, it's a real act, or not act, but like skill.

So, but either way, all I know is when they'd start crying, I give up. I'm not good. I fold. I'm not good at. I fold right away. Cause I'm like. I don't like it. I don't like seeing you cry.

No, I don't want to see. I'm like, because like the thing is, if I've ever seen any of my guy friends cry, they are. They're down. They're deep. Yes. Right now is a breaking point. So it's like when a girl cries, I assume it's the same point. So I hate when they cry.

I don't like it either. I hate when they cry. My girl never cried in arguments, but I mean, we broke up a couple of times and she'd cry and it was just like dude i i can't what am i gonna do yeah like i can't i remember you telling me i should do it over the over the phone right not in person i used to when i was younger i would i would refuse to go see them it's a phone call at absolute most because i know what's gonna happen you're gonna cry i'm gonna feel bad and everything's gonna be fixed with a little bit of ass and that that's honestly how it was for me because I know what's going to happen. You're going to cry. I'm going to feel bad. And everything's going to be fixed with a little bit of ass.

And that's honestly how it was for me. It happened a few times for me. I don't know if it's just the girls I was with or what. It's always good, too. Yeah, no, it's the best. Because you get everything out in the pumps. You last a little bit longer because you're angry. You're mad.

A little spite in your face. And all they're doing is crying. Yeah. I really think it's like a defense for them. Because they know. You're losing your tail. They know we care for them. You detach your tail. Mm-hmm.

Like a lizard. Just like a lizard. Like a lizard. It's going to grow back. Yeah. They'll cry again. Mm-hmm. But he's going to feel bad for me, so we're going to make up.

Yeah, that's a good point. I used to tell Bo, don't go to her house. You can fight, whatever. She honestly didn't cry that much. I mean, we did break up a couple times, and it was like crying. I mean, I think I participated in that too. I cried a little bit too. A little bit.

You got to cry a little bit sometimes. Yeah. But I don't think it was ever a crying to make me feel bad. It was just like she actually felt shitty. So she cried. Well that's what you want to believe.

Have you ever cried? Like with a girl? In an argument? Not in an argument but like you're breaking up or like something's going on. Like physically tears? Yeah.

But that's what crying means man. Sometimes. Like one or twice. Dude just be a little vulnerable here man. It's okay. Probably once or twice. Once Dude, just be a little vulnerable here, man. It's okay. Probably once or twice. Once or twice, okay.

I have. I've cried. I cried a good amount, man. It's not what you think, dude. I'm so sorry. I'm not sitting there bawling my eyes out, but you know, I get some... I cried really hard then, too. Dude, I was...

It's not what I'm talking about. It's not what... I'm so glad I came to Huntington, dude. Did that help you at all when we came? Let's be honest. It was a tough time for you. You were in college. You had sports that you fucking hated.

You had a job that you fucking hated. You had roommates that you fucking hated. You had a girl that fucking hated you at the time. But here comes big old Andy to save you. We were doing backflips on the beach. We were doing backflips on the beach. Backflips on the beach, a lot of beers. A lot of beers, too.

Family dinner. Yeah. We saved your life. I appreciate it, man. I appreciated that. Did you cry when we left? No. I was working. Remember? Yeah. You didn't have time to cry. Yeah, I didn't have time to cry. I appreciate it man I appreciate that did you cry when we left no I was working

remember yeah you had a ton of cry yeah I had a ton of cry look at that I was I was on fast track to become you know

assistant manager at the car wash I could I remember him telling me about that like it was like yo this is it right here

yeah I'm really doing I'm really doing things over here first real job that's not bad though that's that's still pretty cool I remember him telling me about that. Like, it was like, yo, this is it right here. Yeah, I'm really doing things over here. First real job. That's not bad, though. That's still pretty cool. I was fast-tracked.

I was at the top three months. At least you loved it. I loved it. We did go to the swap meet. That was important. That was fun. We got the matching rings. I still have that ring on my keychain.

I had that ring, too. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, so. You guys like this? Is this fun for you guys? To women who cry cry as a defense cut that shit out hey you're you're a bad person we're on to you yeah at least i am if you are fighting with a girl that you're not like engaged to or like heavily committed to don't go see her in a fight yeah

that's my problem because if i care and then i see somebody i care about cry. You want to do whatever it takes to stop them from crying. Yeah, I can't do it. And so they're crying, not always, but 95% of the time, they're crying just because they know it works from experience. I think so too. I don't have enough experience with that. I think so too. It's like, damn, he's really mad. Like, I fucked up.

I'm going to start crying. You just, and then it's like, no, no, no, I'm sorry. Like, I was wrong. I got going to start crying. You just... And then it's like, oh, fuck. No, no, no, I'm sorry. I was wrong. I got too mad. This and that. You should have gone out

with your girls and dressed like a whore. I'm sorry. That's on me. You should have blown that guy behind the club. That's on me. I'm insecure.

I'm dating a bad bitch. I know what a bad bitch wears. Fuck that shit. Don't go see him. Hey, women suck! Yes, sometimes. Don't go see him. Let him cry on the phone because you're on the phone.

You're not emotional. Nope. Doesn't matter. You take a level out of it. I like that. Yeah. I used to exclusively not see them. Yeah.

Because I knew what it was going to be. Go ahead, talk to me right now. I'm here on the phone. I don't need to see you. I don't need to feel your butt in my hands. I don't need to do that. Cry. I need to feel your butt in my hands. I don't need to do that. Cry. I like how physical all your relationships are.

You know. I know now. Yours aren't? I've had some. I've just had all kinds. I like that it's always resolved with sex. That's the final. I get it.

That's what I knew. I was like, oh man. It's not good. Next day. Hey, how was the sex? I remember the first time we got into an argument. He's like, well, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm going over to house to talk, man. I don't know how it's going to go. He's like,

you're just going to have sex and it's going to be cool. I'm like, dude, that's not how it works. It's not. I'm not. She's mad at me. I'm not just going to have sex with her and it just be better. And then what happened? You had sex and it was better. Yeah.

Wait, what were we fighting about? I'm different. Yes. It's the biggest bandaid over a bullet hole that they have. That you can get. And it works. It does work. They know it works.

Just stay, stay away. I mean, it wasn't all... Some of the arguments were my fault, too. No, you were never at fault. No, never. Yeah, no, you're a man of God now. Yeah, that is true. I'm going to bring God in my life.

Yes. You just got to keep believing that. You're perfect. Do you have an argument that was your fault off top? Like if you had to give one. You'd have to let me think about it but this is what i'm saying is you looking back and like trying to reflect like oh what could i have done different is not going to help you at all really no it's not it does nothing for you what

you have to do is brainwash yourself into thinking you're perfect and not because it's the right thing to do but it's because it's what's best for you okay no dude save it it's what's best for you i'm just getting warmed up you're warmed up it's what's best for you okay no dude save it it's not just getting i'm just getting warmed up get warmed up it's what's best for you but you have to remember too is like everything that was wrong in that relationship only applies to that one girl no yeah and i understand i don't i don't i can't understand that i'm really i am so off like relationship just in general well i'm saying like something that she didn't like about beau is usually only specific to what she didn't like about Bo is usually only specific to what she didn't like.

Like another girl. That's a good point. That won't be like, Oh my God, I hate that you spent three hours a day at the gym. Like you don't have enough time for me. Especially. I've also learned when you start dating again,

like early on, if you establish boundaries, like you don't know. Yeah, I know. You don't break like your cycle. I broke immediately and I realized I'm just a simp for sure i'm like i'm in love i want to spend every waking moment with you if you fold like a lawn chair off the rip it's terrible that is the

expectation the whole time yeah i know it's gonna happen in your first couple yeah and that's what happened you now realize so bad yeah but if you don't do that and you maintain like, listen, this is what I do. And if you want to work into this. That's where I want to be at right now. When you do that, though, they'll respect it. Yeah, I know. All right, cool. Relationships are supposed to be an addition to your life to make it better.

Not your life. The relationship is not your life. It's supposed to be an addition. Yeah. And you'll learn that as you get older. You guys didn't try to help me whatsoever. I don't know. You guys didn't try to give me any advice.

Any good advice. Yeah, you wouldn't listen. You wouldn't't try to give me any fucking advice. Any good advice. Yeah, you wouldn't listen. You wouldn't listen. I'm glad it worked out for you, though. I'm different. Yeah. I'm happy with where I'm at now, you know? You're doing good.

You're living and learning. Interesting enough, though. I'm doing terrible. I didn't learn that until like six or seven relationships in. No, yeah. Where it's like, oh, wait, that's how you have to do it. All the other ones aren't working for me. Well, nowadays you have so much other shit

that you have to Andrew Tate's and everybody just telling you never find a girl. That shit only applies to... I was listening to something else about that. But a lot more guys talk about the fact that you need to live your own life and then if there's a woman that fits into that, perfect.

If not, you need to stay on your life and then if there's a woman that fits into that perfect, if not, you need to stay on your own shit. You're getting fucked. I love that we have those sounds. There's so many quotes. Now I'm just making money, so it's like, now I know what it's like. Now you get a taste for it. I get a little free time. I'm in the gym.

Jiu-Jitsu, basketball, making money. When you're not doing Jiu-Jitsu, basketball in the gym, you're making money. I'm making money. So it's like, what are you going to do? How do you feel? Be honest. Do you feel better or worse?

There's like, it's like an up and down. Like there are days where, man, I feel so fucking good. I feel free. And then there's days like, man, I miss the fuck out of this girl. Take the days you didn't have sex. It's not the girl. It's the companionship. That's what you miss.

Yeah. It's like, cause the thing is you could do that with like a lot of people. I think that's a big adjustment for me. Cause I went so long without having anybody and then to have somebody all the time. Hey, let's go to the grocery store. Yeah. It's so tight.

Okay. Yeah. I'd love to. It's literally my day. Like when I'm busy, you know, I'll wake up, go to the gym.

We'll go like do our thing. I'll work and then I'll come home and it's like those like last two hours and I'll just be like sitting on the couch looking at the ceiling that's where you fuck this sucks start a book

play video games yeah that's what I do yeah that's what I do to not feel bad he doesn't have very many people

that play video games I don't know how to cope right part of me wants to like really just sit there in my sadness and like work through it and I don't know if that's healthy

I kind of just I'll go for a run or like, I'll just walk. Push it down. Start doing drugs. It doesn't help. It doesn't? Thinking about it is not going to do anything for you.

That's true. Nothing for you. It's only going to make you feel bad and then look for something to fill the void. When you just like span your brain, like spam it with fucking distractions, sleep. Next day. That's all.

Okay. Stay busy. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to stay busy. Yeah. So it's been working out. New cod has been helping him. The water's fine.

It's lonely. I think living alone too kind of sucks because I'm like, damn, I can't have to come out in the kitchen and have a little conversation with somebody. Get like a pet, bro. It's like big important. I need a little cat. I want a dog. in the kitchen and have a little conversation with somebody. Get a place where you can get like a pet, bro. It's like big important.

I can get a little cat. I want a dog. You need a dog. I want a cat. Cats are dope. Actually, maybe I can get a puppy and then by the time I move out, I can get an actual big place. Cats are disgusting, dude.

That's not a bad idea. They jump in their pissy shit litter box and then jump on your countertop. It's like. I'm allergic to cats. Same. Fuck cats forever. I'll pet them every time they're near me, but my face gets swollen. I pet them and I have to go wash my hands right away. I don't think

about that, and then it's like, my eyes are barely open. I'm sniffling all the time. Fuck cats. And whoever has them, really. I like cats. I like the fact that I can let them go do whatever the fuck they want. I don't care, yeah. And I don't have to pick up their shit. I don't have to

worry about them. I don't have to bathe them. They take care of themselves. Do cats bathe cats? No, they can bathe. They self-care. They lick themselves. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, they don't lick their back though,

so it's like... That's crazy. It's pretty crazy. They're clean. You should see Zach's cat. Zach has a 30-pound cat. That cat should put his family in fucking jail. That cat is disgusting.

I'm not even kidding. Actually, 30 pounds. I think I've seen it. That cat weighs as much as Binks. The orange one? Max. Yeah, Max. That cat is...

You know in Shrek... How old is that cat? 11 or something. You know when they blow up the frog and they tie it to a balloon? Yeah. That's what that fucking cat looks like. Dude walks around his stomach. It's so bad. That's fucked up.

I actually saw a cat yesterday. It was a fat cat too. And they have this bowl for interactive feeding so that way it can't go quick. So it has to put its paw down a giant hole and just flick up three pieces at a time. Because it

eats too quick. I need that for a low boy, dude. It's like this guy, like it puts his hand down a fucking hole and it flicks it up. I'm like, all right, there we go. And it's like three more. He's too tired,

he just falls asleep by the bowl. Just gives up. Yeah. You saw it looking for the scraps. Just sitting in there for a couple minutes. Oh, man. Don't get a cat, dude. Don't get a cat.

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