Who Knows? Who Cares. - Andrew Thinks He can Beat Death.

Episode Date: March 13, 2023

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That's how you don't shit your pants but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's fair. Don't lie. Yeah! Wait a second, you're a bitch. I'm like, oh, are you wet right now? I didn't, I didn't. You know what, bro, say it.

Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. Open your mouth. Okay. Open your mouth. Okay. Big 39. Oh, yeah.

Big 39. Yeah. It's going to be good. God, this feels so good right now. We are on Bo's birth year. Bo's golden year. Wait, what? 39. 39.

Oh, 39. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I got it. I got it. 39 years old. Let me sit up. I need to wake up. 39 years old, 39th episode. is his birth year Bo's golden year wait what 39 39 oh 39 yeah yeah okay I got it I got it 39 years old let me sit up I need to wake up 39 years old

39th episode this is a big episode for us yeah we're doing it after 10pm you guys know that I have fucking bedtime man

yeah Bo starts his work day at fucking noon I don't know why he's crying that's not true what time does your work day start 10am but I gotta be there at 9.30

I wake up at 6 o'clock every morning I wake up early I got a morning routine. He's got his morning routine. Come on. Come on. Bo's the only one who ever works, ever.

Yeah. So I'm sorry, Bo, but this is going to be a little late for you. It'll be okay. Number 39, we're here. We're not, well, they're not really feeling it, so I'm going to have to, I'm going to just let you guys know. Wait, what? Just let you know from the start? I'm here, dude.

I'm so excited for this. It's going to be a whole lot of me. I'm ready, man. It's going to be me. I'm having so much fun already. It's going to be me and Carter. It's what the doctor ordered. Yes.

I was told 11 more of these and I'm good to go. Doctor basketball. What about you guys' weeks? How did you guys' weeks go? Anything good? Started at the club again nice working

getting bitches at least one no at least one right no bitches yeah no bitches just a bitch

making a little bit of money though a little bit of money that's about it probably get him but just no thanks I don't want him yeah he wakes up too early.

He can't hang out with women. Too much work. What about you, man? What did you do this week? Got a haircut today, a little trim up. Went to the gym a couple times. Played my ass off in basketball on Tuesday. Maybe one game.

Two. First two, I was hot. He only remembers what he did in everything I had 8 points first game yeah

8 of 15 he remembers exactly the amount of points he scored all on Bo's head yeah easy pickings you were on my team

first game yeah you were oh okay well Bo got a free dub then yeah that's how my week went did he thank you for that or no

no I just classic ungrateful classic typical had like 5 assists at least at least okay my week went. Did he thank you for that or no? No. I just, you know. Classic. Ungrateful. Classic. Typical. I had like five assists at least.

At least. Okay. No, no cool week for you? I also play, it's weird that you said you played basketball Tuesday, because I also play basketball on Tuesday. Yes, how was that?

I, I carried the team. He was, he was making some shots. You were the closer, huh? He was making some shots. They said,

hey, we need this game won. Hey, it carried over today, too. Let me call the guy. Let me call the guy. He's going to close this game out. Logan's a closer. I was Papa.

That's what he does. Nice. And I just six, seven, 15 maybe games in a row. Yeah. Nice. Closed it out. Awesome. Another banging week for all of us, it seems like.

All right. Carter, take us into our first little chat here, huh? Light us up. All right. So I wanted to know. Life is what you make it, guys. Come on. Life is what you make it.

You're right. I smoked a cigarette today, man. I feel good. I need to sit up. See, we're back on our bullshit. We had a good day. Bo wants to die. I'm sipping a little drink, smoking a cigarette.

Drinking and smoking. Come on, drinking and smoking. Come on. Who said that? Lil Uzi? Drinking and smoking? That was Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, Professor. Professor Vert. Okay, there and smoking. Come on. Who said that? Lil Uzi? Drinking and smoking? That was Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, Professor.

Professor Vert. Okay, there you go. All right. All right. So being as close of friends as you guys are, what would you guys do if your best friend told you that he had sex with your high school girlfriend 10 years after you guys broke up?

So that would be the equivalent of basically Andrew coming to Logan and saying, Hey, I fucked. Yeah. Yeah. You can say it. Can I say that name? Yeah,

for sure. He's only had one girlfriend pretty much in his life. So just in general though, say you dated a girl sophomore to senior year i was in love you broke up senior year i was in love with her yeah after you broke up after senior year and then 10 years later you came out yeah hey buddy wonder why i would wait 10 years i knocked her down back in the day yeah i see why you stayed with her for so long we're married now i think i'd be upset for a little bit i'd be upset for a little bit if it was one of you guys i'd be like

just really mad that i'm like damn andrew did that why did you do this look at andrew yeah god damn i gotta live with this shit for the rest of my life i gotta hear him that would be more of the thing for me like like now i gotta deal with this if. If you did it, I'd just be like... It's for all three of us. It's not just me. It's not just me. I understand. I got the most game. If you did it, I would just be like... Come on, man.

Come on, dude. What are you doing? You wouldn't be proud of me that I didn't give you shit for it all these years? Honestly, there would be a little part of me that I know you love her. Honestly, there would be a little, like a little part of me that'd be proud. That I know you love her. Damn,

he changed. That I know you love her. Yeah. I appreciate you not bringing that up for the past 10 years because I know you wanted to. Yeah.

Every time you said something stupid, I wanted to say, you know, hey, that's why. That's why. I fucked your,

I fucked your girl. You liked her and I fucked her. Yeah. Yeah, I loved her too. Okay, I can see that.

I'd probably forgive you then. I would, I'd probably be mad for a couple of days. I'd definitely be mad for a little bit. I don't think I would be mad if you had sex with basically any of my exes. There's one. This is like while you were dating, like at the time. Oh, like while you were dating. It's not like, hey, we're 28 now, and I just had sex with her.

It's, hey, while you were together. When you were 17. I had sex with her it's hey wow when you were when you were 17 i had sex with her and dropped her off at your house it's kind of like how this plays out yeah that would suck yeah i'd be like who is this guy i thought i knew i think it'd be like a statue of limitations for me yeah i got fucked 10 years ago like man that is like you're really shitty but like that was 10 years ago yeah you, man, you're really shitty. But that was 10 years ago. You're not doing that now. I hope.

Right? I guess I'll see you at 38. You're not doing it now, right? Yeah. Let me know in 10 more years what's going on. I think I'd be actually really heated, I think. Yeah. But I don't think it would last.

I don't have any girlfriends in high school, so I can't really. Yeah. Put yourself there. It's kind school, so I can't really. Yeah. Put yourself there. It's kind of just for us, I guess. Yeah, it's just for you guys. It wouldn't feel good. No, it wouldn't. It wouldn't feel good.

How long would you not talk to me? I don't know. Because I don't really care at all right now. But how would I feel knowing that I would have cared? We basically touched wieners. We've already done that though. Yeah, true.

I don't know. You? I don't think it mattered that much to us. I'm thinking of who I dated in high school and it's different because it's... It's whatever. That is true. Yeah. I could see if it was like, if it was somebody that got away, then I could understand.

Oh, shit. That's probably why. What are you trying to say? Nothing. I don't have anybody that got away. Oh, I thought you were talking about somebody else in the room. Me personally, I don't have anybody that got away. Yeah, I thought you were talking about somebody else.

Yeah, no. Somebody else might. But, I don't have anybody that got away. Yeah, I thought you were talking about somebody else. Yeah, no. Somebody else might. But, I mean, luckily that didn't happen. And it hasn't been 10 years, even if it did. So I got a little bit more time if it happened. You know what I mean? If it did. If it did. If it didn't. Right. I wouldn't do

that to you. No, nobody got away from me either. Yeah. Okay. I swear. I'd be, I'd be mad for a little bit and then I think, I think eventually I wouldn't care anymore.

I think you just go under, under the rug. I think so too. I didn't love anybody enough in high school to like, want to die about it. Same.

I don't even think I dated anybody like that seriously. Nobody really. All right, Andrew. You were saying something about sex with your significant other. Oh, being slutty? Yeah, easy one.

Alright, so I got a theory, right? You know how there's different types of attraction, right, with girls? There's like the pretty girls that you don't really want to have sex with. They're just like pretty. Then there's like the hot ones that you just want to destroy and that's kind of just pretty. Then there's the hot ones that you just want to destroy, and that's kind of it. You know what I mean?

There's cute girls that you want to do different shit with different types of attraction. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. I want to hang out with this one because she's beautiful. Yep. This one is hot. I'm going to slut her out. So that goes one step further

that when you maybe slut somebody out a little bit too long, you kind of get into a relationship. Maybe you care a little bit more. And now being slutty is not that cool. Madonna whore. Because it's gross. You know what that is? Huh?

It's like a real fallacy. It's called the Madonna whore. I think it might be fallacy. I need to read this so basically what it is is like you

like once you like you could like fuck somebody up like when you're fucking them you can just go to work

be whatever whatever but after you start developing like an emotional attachment to them you then can't like

see them the same way yeah is that dirty slut anymore I care about him yeah you care about him so now you can't do you can't see them the same way. Yeah, as that dirty slut anymore. I care about them. Yeah, you care about them, so now you can't have sex the same way that you were having sex with them. Don't spit on me anymore.

I know what you do all day. I don't need you to be gross. The Madonna-whore complex is a concept first coined by Sigmund Freud. It represents the dichotomy of the Madonna, a holy, virtuous, pure, and chaste woman, and the whore, a promiscuous, seductive, and degraded woman. This issue with this understanding of female sexuality lies in the polarization of assumptions. I don't know if that's what you're listening to.

That was a whole lot of nothing right there. That is it. But basically, further breaking that down. How does the voice put me to sleep right now? Yeah, same. Madonna whore is like a weird complex where it's like the Madonna, the mother. That's where the Freud chick comes from.

But like you associate like women after you like develop feelings for them like treating them more like a mother motherly role than the whore role. You're so educated in sex. It's ridiculous.

Oh, dude. It's whatever, dude. You like fucking named that by name. That was crazy. Yeah. That's how. It's nuts. Yeah.

I wanted to notice your take on it. If it's ever happened to you. It has. Yeah. Totally has. Totally has. Have you? I'm confused.

So you're saying like where I'm fucking and it's like. Well, it kind of has to. I've always been an emotional connection kind of like more passionate kind of lover i was never because i didn't know what i was doing so that's all i had to go to so you're saying you've never had like any like bumble nights where it's just like whatever liquid is on me is good and it does not matter i just want to be absolutely filthy and i don't care because really oh man i know i haven't lived man i haven't lived how why does he even want to have sex anymore i know i know i know i don't i don't

want to have sex anymore man fuck that's so bad so what drew's saying is like there's some times where it's like especially like you don't know one but like kind of anything goes engagement we're like spit on me. Literally. Anything can happen right now and I'm into it. Because it's just like we're being filthy. Versus like when you're like really connected with someone. Like you've got like a very deep emotional like background and all that stuff. It's not as that much that as it is just like.

I don't want to see you as that anymore. Yeah like I love you. Let's have like loving respectful. It's not even that i like that i don't want to be slutty anymore no i just it it it doesn't feel the same as when it's a one-time thing well yeah and i think it's because when it happens it's kind of like you don't expect to see them again or at least not for a while so you need to get all that poison out in one go all the venom literally whatever it takes you also just don't care that much about them i'm sure no i've i only have sex with people that i love and so that's why i'm so deep into this is because i end up always Madonna whoring them, but it, uh, yeah, I saw somebody

else talking about it and it made me think that is kind of true. I don't necessarily want everything on me all the time. So I don't need it. I know it's going to be there next time. You know, it's like more of like now it's like a vacation thing. Now when you're on vacation. Yeah, it's a vacation thing. I get that. It's like a state rule. You're out of the country.

That's a whole new girl. New person. Now we can do some crazy shit. New rules. But if you live with them. It's house rules. Yeah. No pissing in the house.

No pissing in the house. Yeah, not in the house. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, no, I's the same. It's house rules. Yeah. Yeah. No pissing in the house Yeah, I'm the house yeah, okay. Yeah, no I get that though. I've been there. I'm just got it now. No, no, no But I have been there where it's like Really sexually like crazy like really good start and then and then's like, I just care about this person so much. I don't want to like to moralize them anymore. Yeah. Do you think they still want it? Yeah,

they do. Well, we both still want it, but it's like, it's just now like the way I see you is different. Yeah. A hundred percent. But do you think they like that part of it? Or do you think,

no, I think they'd rather some, some girls I think really value that, you know, slow and, and deep stroke love type of sex you know but not every time no not every time yeah sometimes they want to be hit yeah shut up bitch yeah that's how it started out they want they missed a little bit that worked for you right yeah so then it's gotta work for everybody if it works for a bow it's gonna

work for literally anybody yeah yeah. Yeah. It's terrible. Yeah. It really does suck that you've had like the worst sex life ever. It's not been bad. It's really not been that bad.

I want to know like what's the kinkiest shit you've ever been involved in? I don't know. Probably nothing crazy. Probably just the way you 69 I think. Honestly. That might crazy. Probably just the way you 69, I think.

That might be it. That could be it. That's what it is. I haven't done anything weird. Yeah. Other than that. I didn't think it was weird at the time. Do you see it weird now?

Or no? It's just 50-50 how you do it. I don't like that she's my asshole. I didn't like that part of it. Were you conscious of that the whole time or just when we talked about it? I was drunk. But next day, you'd be like, holy shit. Now that I think about it, you can totally see my butt.

I mean, I thought about it for a little bit and then I moved on. I was like, well, whatever. What are you going to do? Hey, what are you going to do? Can't take it back. Yeah. My dick was in her mouth. Yeah.

What? Do you think she snuck a picture? No. Would you be able to mouth. Yeah. What? Do you think she's like snuck a picture? No. Would you be able to tell? Yeah, she did. Yeah, she probably just like this. I'm different. I'm different.

All right, Carter. Carter, what's next? What's next, Carter? All right. So do you guys think that there's any truth behind the changing slash fixing your appearance for yourself? Or do you think it's motivated by wanting to be noticed? So like, there's like the thing, like girls don't wear makeup to be noticed. They do it to make themselves feel pretty or guys don't.

It's not true. Guys don't work out to feel good. They do it. I do it a hundred percent for everybody else to see me a certain way yeah there's part of it i mean i definitely do it for everybody else but there are times where i'm home like i'd be in my apartment alone i know nobody's coming over and i still fix my hair and like i put on a shirt that i look good feel good to an extent but it's like all these women i think that say that if they're going to stay in their house all day, they don't get fully ready.

I know they don't. And if you do, you're a liar. Oh, yeah. There's no way. You don't put makeup on for you. You're like half doing it. You put on, okay, you're going to look decent, but they're not doing.

You're not doing a full face because you like the way you look in it. There's no way. Just to sit at home. If you do, you're stupid. You're wasting money. You're wasting time. You know, whatever.

But I definitely think it's very for everybody else any any form of an appearance and enhancement or a care like that is definitely for the outside world i never thought about that but yeah i think uh why why would you care how you look it's you like who i don't i don't care yeah yeah i think i do look good to have more fun out there when i'm with ketchup on your chin there's lasagna lasagna i 100 believe in look good feel good without a doubt yeah you know so i want to go out and like i want to look good for myself and for other people like i'm i'm not on saturday you know i'm not if i'm sitting at home i'm not... On Saturday, you know, I'm not... If I'm sitting at home,

I'm not putting on a tux because I like it. Yeah. But it feels good when you got a tux on when you're out. I'm going downtown, I'm putting a fucking tux on

because people are like, holy shit, this guy's going to fucking tux. The thing that pisses me off... This guy has a tuxedo on right now. The thing that makes me the most mad is they just won't admit that. Like, just tell me.

Just be honest. Yeah, right. You know what? I want to look good because I want people to notice me. I want the attention. Okay, cool. Thank you for admitting that. I get it. No, I do this for myself. No, you don't. Yeah, right. You know what? I want to look good because I want people to notice me. I want the attention. Okay, cool. Thank you for admitting that.

No, I do this for myself. No, you don't. Yeah, you don't. Stop lying. I do it so I give myself attention from other people. Yes, so it makes me feel better. Okay, I get that. It makes you feel better because you're getting attention from other people.

Same thing with the Instagram shit. Oh, I post a picture because it makes me feel better. Bullshit. How? Bullshit. What makes you feel better. Bullshit. How? Bullshit. What makes you feel better? The hundreds of DMs that you get from me. The likes and stuff coming in makes you feel good.

It's got nothing to do with yourself. I know you like your own pictures. It's weird. I get it. And I get that. That's normal human emotion. That's fine. Just admit it.

Don't lie to me about it. A hundred percent. Don't lie to me about it. Stop lying to yourself. Yes. If you really want to care about yourself do that you know the only person i think really who just posts because they just want to save it is fucking logan's dumb ass his one of his eight instagrams is so terrible and it's literally just shit i think he's like oh my god this is nice and then just like sends it to the feed and that's literally just shit that I think is like, oh my God, this is nice. And then just like sends it to the feed and that's it.

I really think you're like one of the only people in the world that does that shit. Either you don't post or you post all the time and if you don't post, you don't give a shit. But you post all the time and don't give a shit. That's one of the worst things to scroll through. It's shit posting. I know.

But it's literally just for you to like, Oh, I let's remember what I posted six months ago. Then you laugh at yourself and then that's it. It's literally all it is. You don't promote it. You don't care. And that's weird.

It's weird. I'm proud of you. Yeah. Thank you. Proud of you. Which one is that? What's your favorite? What's that? Uh, Gilbert's you. Yeah, thank you. Thanks, dude. Proud of you. Which one is that? What chicken was that? Gilbert's grape. Yeah.

Every time I see that, like, on my people you might know, I'm like, all right, let's see what this idiot is up to. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, I don't even know what the fuck is on there. You have a picture of, like, a horse eating a watermelon or something, and it's just like, caption is just like outside. All right, man.

Whatever. That's right. Yeah. Cool for you, dude. I like that. But I think it's everything we do is for other people to notice. There's no reason not to.

If you really didn't care, you would look like shit all the time and there's not very many people that do that except for bo he just slammed you for no reason you're gonna save that one i gotta buy standard there and he just brought you into the bed i gotta make sure he's awake out here all right oh man What else we got, Carter? All right. Not much more, I don't think. We're running out of topics.

Drew, you had a really bad gym experience you wanted to bring up. I did. And this is, I want to know what your guys' example of a bad gym experience is. If you had to think of one. Some people talk to me. Don't talk to me at the gym. Anybody or certain type of people? You say hi, if you want to say hi like one, people talk to me, like don't talk to me at the gym. Yeah. Anybody or like certain types of people don't have a 10 minute conversation.

You're talking about people, you know? Yeah. Like, look, say hi. Hey, okay. You good.

Cool. Let me work out. I am working out right now. I'm here to work out anyway. I'm sorry. I interrupted that. No, no,

that's, that's what I wanted. I don't, if I want that to happen, I don't pause my headphones. I just throw up like a hand gesture of whatever. You know, usually it's like a three-finger peace sign. That's what I do like this.

Hey, what's going on? Yo. That's not bad. That's not bad. I don't – oh, hey, what's up? How you been? Well, they just like stare at you. That shit does suck.

Unless it's like somebody like I hang out with regularly or at least, I don't know, twice a year. I'll talk to you a little bit, but people that I like went to high school with, I don't really care about how you're doing. Yeah. I don't. What was your bad experience? You know that like really big kind of ginger kid, shorter? You know him. He kind of ginger kid, shorter? You know him. He tweaked my bench form.

Yes. That kid. You might have been there. He asked me to spot him on the squat. It's like 585. I'm like, dude, I can't help you if you don't have this, so I hope you have it. And he did first rep no problem second one was really slow

and i thought he shit his pants on the way up he just like let everything out and it was awful for me because i don't want to be the reason you drop this weight because i'm going with it yeah you know what i mean i'm already wiener to butt and you probably just gave me pink wiener from farting on my my urethra and he goes for a third rep almost died selfish yeah no that's because he farted he didn't know what to do he's like he's you know he's like oh no this is normal i don't know what to do he didn't think it through you know he wasn't thinking straight i i did help him on the third rep a little bit but that was probably the the worst thing for me that's happened at the gym so far. Because I didn't know what to do.

It was gross. It smelled bad. And he apologized for it. But I kind of ignored the apology because I didn't want to deal with it anymore. It's already been done. Yeah. You know what I mean? You farted on your penis.

On my penis. Yeah. It's like when the girl threw up on me. Uh-huh. Don't you understand I've been through a lot already it's already behind me yeah don't apologize for it after i'm over it you know what i mean so it's like bury it quick don't cry before it stinks you know yes yeah what did he say how did he apologize hey sorry you know i just everything was really tight and it just, it snuck out. I was like, oh yeah, I'm sure it's fine. I'm sure it happens all the time.

My worst experience was I almost fought that meth head that was like losing his shit. Oh yes. A year or two ago. I haven't seen him in a while. Yeah. I wonder what happened to him. Probably dead. Hopefully.

I hope he died. Yeah. Logan almost fought this dude in the middle of the gym. I think you told me about that, right? For no reason. Yeah. He's like, are you using this? I was like, no, it's all you, man. Like, I just got done.

I got my stuff. And he's like, talking shit about my hair or something. I was like, what's up? I think he thought this was going on in his head, but he was saying it out loud. But he was saying he probably didn't know, though. Yeah. So then there's a napkin on the floor that was not my napkin, like when you wipe down

the gym. And he started screaming, pick up your fucking trash, like screaming it at the top of his lungs. The whole gym was like, what the fuck's going on? It's just me and this guy. And I'm like, if I hit this guy. It's a lose-lose for you. I'm going to lose either way.

It's a lose-lose for you. So I was just like oh fuck i'm gonna lose if i fucking just try to give this guy the business you know i mean like i was totally ready to just give him everything out of nowhere and i was like i don't think this is worth it i just don't think so and then he like kept pushing me and like one of those little jujitsu guys that got in the middle of us, trying to stop the other guy. Because he just kept screaming. So yeah, then I think the guys kicked him out of the gym.

I don't know what happened, but that was the worst one. I was like, out of nowhere. I was completely just not in this guy's way at all. And he just started talking shit. And I was like, all right. I guess this is how it's going today. I'm pretty sure it's the same guy that threw his hydro flask at the wall and put like a fucking good size hole in it.

Like literally across the gym through a full hydro flask across the gym. And it just hits the wall. Boom. Makes a giant fucking hole. He's getting kicked out. Don't fucking touch me. Whatever. And the huge dude that you were talking about that rides the motorcycle with

the dreads. Yeah. He was like escorting him out. I was like, that's the only guy to do that yeah but yeah i think i think had to have been the same guy only want to do that shit there's only yeah there was and that happened there was two kids that were like inclined benching whatever and he was like banging on the the seat like yelling i thought he was like hyping them up. And I guess he was just yelling to yell. And those kids were like, hey, can you like stop? And he lost his shit.

He's like, you know what the fuck is wrong with you? And the kid is 16. Yeah. One of the kids is literally 16. And the other, he was like one of the big centennial football kids who looks like they're 30 and strong as shit. And he was like, bro, he's 16,

like chill out. And then everybody from like that works there came in and they all had, it was like five guys that escorted him out. And it was just same guy. Had it. It sounds like him. It sounds like him. Yeah.

He was cool. I mean, I think we could have connected on. Yeah, definitely. I think so. It would have given me a little bit more time to talk about it. You guys have probably, we could have connected on. Yeah, definitely. I think so. It would have given me a little bit more time to talk about it. You guys have probably seen some of the same shit.

Yeah, I would think so. Yeah. Do you have any, I don't have any bad, like I've, I've been trying to think this whole time, but I don't have,

you've been going for so long. I've been going for so long, but I don't think I've had like a bad experience at the gym. I mean, I've gotten hurt before, you know, hurt my shoulder before, like my knee, but that's not.

What about that girl that just like slept in your bed? Did you count that as a worst experience? Oh, that was a terrible experience. That was like, that was post-gym. No, the gym itself wasn't that bad of an experience. You felt good though, huh? There was one day, it was with her, where I was wearing those Sepertech boxers, which are not the boxers to wear to the gym.

I like them. Whatsoever. When you squat. They're like really light. where I was wearing those Sepertech boxers, which are not the boxers to wear to the gym. I like them. Whatsoever. When you squat. They're, like, really light. You can see the whole outline of my ball at the bottom. But I just remember not having had sex for a while, and I was, like, getting a boner on the leg press. But it wasn't, like, they weren't compression pants to where it was, like.

They're extendos. It was extendos, and you're, like, in a position, and I was just, like, getting a boner. It's just looking straight up at you. Yeah, it was bad. From her from her yeah and she definitely noticed yeah you think what was she was just staying there and you were just like she was just squatting down beside me as i was doing the leg press is she whispering anything i don't know i don't remember that it was oh my god yeah your veins yeah so nothing ever happened with that one? No.

We did a couple sleepovers. A sleepover. You guys kissed at all or no? I don't remember. I think we did. Yeah, we did. Nice, dude. What was her name?

Thanks, man. I can't say that. First and last. I don't remember her name either. I just remember I saw her and Bo there one time, and I wanted to go up and say something and he was like texting me don't you fuck please don't fucking come we were like on the machines next to each other or something oh it's so funny did you ever like talk like friends after that or no i would talk i went up to her at the gym afterwards and had a conversation he

pulled a i'm boring i would have avoided her. I would have acted like I didn't know her, even though she slept over once. You would have closed, though. That's the difference. That's the real difference. I'm an opener, man. Not a closer. Alright.

How important do you guys think it is to have a similar sense of humor with your girlfriend slash significant other? Pretty important. I think it's hard to find for me. To find a similar one? Yeah, I think it's hard. To be able to handle mine is like mandatory.

I don't think a girl would ever be as funny as me. Ever. I've known one girl who's like as funny as me. Who? You cover it if you want. I just want to know this one. Really? Like, like fucking Dave Chappelle jokes.

Okay. Like no holding back kind of shit. That's funny. And I was like, you wouldn't think it's funnier because it's coming out of her. Right. Yeah. But like almost all of them are not. Not even close.

As long as you can hang, I think that's all we really need. Like don't get mad at me for like being mean to somebody. That's funny. You just got to understand that it's funny. That's all. That's your problem. Yes. You don't get how funny this is.

Yeah. You force her into it. Yeah. You get it yeah you get it you get it there's something i'm thinking about right now i think we're thinking about the same thing yeah you say nice things not for us yeah yeah exactly you gotta force her into it sometimes and as long as she knows you know like your comedic boundaries

i think you're good but to have like the same sense of humor for her to be able to do what i do yeah that's that's a tall order for sure well they just start adopting it you know yeah your girl's saying on on four and then yeah well that that's not even like that's funny though yeah that is funny it is funny it's really good but she'll never be able to just like she can't come up with it on her own cat weird yeah you hear that story so you know vr chat right yeah so there's these people. Explain VRChat. Dude, VRChat is so weird, man. So basically, you need VR goggles. You'll have body trackers.

So you're like character. Oh, they have like the whole thing. Yeah. Your character in the game, you can see fingers move, your legs move, whatever. I think you can have like up to 15 trackers. You can do like hips, knees, ankles, everything. And there was people that I guess they say are dating in real life. They live five minutes away from each other. But they're just on a date in VR chat.

They're watching a TV of a video that they queued up and they're like cuddling in their VR suits. It's fucking so strange. To each their own, I guess. But Matt and I and Zach mario and stuff will go in these lobbies and it's proximity chat so if you're near somebody you get to hear whatever they're saying and sometimes it's some weird shit and we started to fight fire with fire and do our own weird shit where we started this thing about asking people if they wanted to get cat weird with

us and everybody would be like dude what the fuck is cat weird i mean i'd be like oh i'm glad you asked here's what it is and then whoever's in the room will just start meowing like cats that are either like in heat or you know got hit by a car just really bad meows and eventually we had probably 12 people getting cat weird when somebody new would join the room and if you ever could just listen from outside it sounds like there's 30 cats dying in a room so what they would do is like andrew's trying to convince someone to go cat weird and then matt would pull up like someone he they don't know but wait are you talking about cat weird oh yeah let's see cat weird like it's a normal thing like like the other guy that's weird for not knowing about it yes

it's so crazy how impressionable people are on the internet yeah well they don't know much they don't know how real life jokes go so they're just like oh yeah no people do this i guess i like that zach's carrot's a ferret yeah it's like a ferret with a fedora yeah it's real little it's real little i'd even be a weasel actually. I don't know. So good. Mm-hmm. All right.

Would you guys, I don't know what we're talking about anymore. That was about a sense of humor. We were talking about how girls couldn't get cat weird.

Would you guys rather know when you're going to die or how you're going to die? Probably how. For me. How? Now. You don't know when you're going to die or how you're going to die? Probably how. For me. How?

Now. You don't know when? Because, like, if it's, like, I guess maybe how, but it's, like, if every time it's, like, you're going to die in a car accident. You're like, ah, fuck. You don't know when. Something generic is going to be tough.

Yeah. But if you know when, it's going to fuck my life up until then. Like, oh, man, I only have 10 years to live. But like that, if anything, it's like, oh, I'm not going to waste the rest of my life working at a fucking whatever. I'm just going to go to the moon until 2023. When I'm dead. Yeah.

Yeah, that is true. I'd rather know when. I think I'd be way too stressed, though. Trying to do everything I've ever wanted to do. Just like getting, like, fucking diagnosis. Fights.

Terminally ill. Like, okay. People usually just die. No, I heard they're pretty lit. They're lit? Yeah. For real, though. For real?

I'm full now? All right. I don't know. I mean, it's like both ways because you say when and then they tell you six months from now you're like fuck

yeah but if they tell you oh in six years you're like okay I'm chilling and then they say how and they're like oh from old age

you're like okay I'm cool you say car accident you're like fuck when is that gonna happen yeah I still think how I think how's the right

the right I think I'm going to run how. Would you try to avoid it if they told you how? That's another thing. Like, am I changing? Can I change the future here? Because if you tell me how I'm going to die, but if you tell me when I'm going to die,

is that going to have an effect on how I'm going to die now? Because now I know when I'm going to die, so I'm going to die. Like how? I think it's one of those like have you guys ever seen those like impossible movies? Like where the reason that I die on this date was because

I was told that I die like. Are you talking about Final Destination? Final Destination. Impossible? Yeah. What the? Mission Impossible Final Destination. That's what I was thinking. I was like Mission Impossible Final Destination. Jeez man. That movie,

where it's like, they're like, they can see their fucking future. they have a dream. And then somehow it still happens. Like the Rick and Morty episode. Did you see that one?

Where they, it's like the Pan Express. Nevermind, you don't watch, okay. I think I saw season one. I watched all of them. There was like a Pan Express

and like the fortune cookies were bad. So everything was coming true. And it was like one of the guys going to fuck his mom. There's no way I would ever fuck my mom. There's no way. But then the whole episode just led up to him. Fucking his mom. Everything just went right for that to happen.

That's how I see it. Everything he was doing to try to avoid it. At the end, he gets pulled into a vortex, and his mom just ends up being naked there. It's hard to describe. And he falls in. He's floating. It's like being pulled in.

No! Rick and Morty's fucking funny. That's good. That's really good. That is good. Good show. He's in front of his family. He's like, there's no way I'm going to fuck my mom. It's it's a it's a fortune cookie you're not gonna fuck your mom he's like

okay all right and the whole episode just like slowly build up it's gonna happen is he gonna fuck his mom yeah that though that's how i see it okay if you find out whatever yes or no like it's like that's what i feel like it's going to lead me to dying because I know now. It's going to, no, you're going to die

either way. Everything in avoidance is the reason it's going to happen. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, you're going to die

in a car accident while never driving a car again. And then somehow, like, you're watching a car race. Because you didn't drive

in a car. Now you're not, you're not good behind the wheel. And then you're forced to get behind the wheel and you wheel. And then you're forced to get behind the wheel. And then you're forced to get behind the wheel at one point and then you die. Cop has a gun to your head, say drive. Yeah.

And you kill yourself in an accident. That happens all the time. All the time. Cop, gun to your head. Prove you're not drunk, drive. That's it. But imagine being told when you're going to die. You don't know how, but then the day comes and you're a fully healthy individual.

Yeah. Fuck. I'm just sitting at home. Do I sit at home? But what if I die? Would you rather know to live the next three years of your life to the absolute max? Or would you rather live life on bullshit time and die fucking? I don't know.

I don't know if I'd want to know that. I want to know if I have three years. I'd rather know that so I could like go all in. I'd probably just beat the genie and end it there. You'd beat the genie at the end of that? You're going to die X from now. Or you're going to die from this. Oh, yeah?

You lose. Or you failed suicide and you're in a bed for 12 years. It says natural causes and it's because somebody and then on that day time unfreezes and I pull it. Okay. I can see that for you. Yeah.

That'd be CP getting its cut back. The relapse. Okay. Whatever. All right. What kind of old man do you guys think you'll be? The bitter old man, funny, the drunk, crazy, still like ripped. Yeah.

Funny ripped silver fox. No, you're not going to be ripped. I'll be fucking ripped. You'll be funny though. How old are we talking about? It just can be a really funny old man. 65, maybe? I want you to answer for 80s. According to realism.

Your grandpa's a drunk. Yeah. I'm going to be drunk. Definitely. I know I will. like i don't andrew my grandpa's dead carter what do you want to say about him he's gonna be dead he's gonna be dead i think i'm just gonna i'm gonna say the same foul shit but it's gonna be funnier because i'm it's gonna be funnier because you're 80 years old yeah i think at 80 years old

i'm gonna be the guy who, like if you guys are all dead. Hits on teenagers. I'm going to hit on teenagers. I'm going to talk to people for way longer than they want to be talked to. Yes, 100% that's going to be you. Like I'm going to be like, when I was your age.

The self-aware old guy. Yeah, like what else are you getting into today? I know I can get away with saying this right now. I just like really drag on conversations. It's just how we did it back then. I may play the innocent old guy card too. Like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. You got dementia.

Yeah. I thought you were my wife. You looked just like her. Can I take you out for some coffee? 50 years ago. Yeah. You can see that being you for sure I'd play that card

just tons of excuses yeah lying and cheating still the same and then and then I would like go home like after like being like the cute old guy

all day and then just start chain smoking and yeah that's a good idea like get belligerent at night yeah yeah I mean like start throwing shit around

complain about a war I was never in well I thought I was never in well I thought I was in it must have been a dream that's what I would do yeah I like that a lot

for you holy shit that is so true and you start tying other people into it yeah do you remember

when okay yeah I think so. God, that's so right. Answer for each other, too. So I think we can all agree that's pretty much Logan's future. What about Andrew and Bo?

What do we see them? I think I'm still going to just crush so much ass. That's an old man. There's no way. I think so. My disc got like maybe five to ten years left. Yeah, but you got 20 years on us. That's what I'm saying, yeah.

Cole's older than a couple years. We got a lot of time. Yeah. I think I'm just going to have some good stories, and they're going to be extra embellished by that time. It's like telephone, but I'm a single player. Yeah. And every time I tell it, I'm just going to be like,

oh, we actually add this here. he was actually six foot nine yes i used to be way taller age shrinks you yeah yeah i could see that yeah i'll probably drink heavy too now i think about it like you're old you got to what are you gonna do yeah what so this is my thought is like if all everything goes wrong let's say like your life crashes hard in like 20 30 years now 40 years you're 64. it's just not going your way why don't we all just get a couple trailers line them up next to each other that would be a great idea golf like we always on we like just get like those pine cones and sticks you know there's like those shitty trailers that are like not trailer parks yeah trailer parks yeah yeah let's just go

do that but you're also relying on that your other three friends are not doing as well also all just like let's say like you like went adam sandler rich with it but no one else did yeah i would go do that i'd be like all right fuck it like what's the fun i was gone what's the fun yeah yeah if i'm and do and just like well you know fuck i'll just join you guys yeah it's like it is not fun i'd rather hang out and get fucked up with you guys all day drive 40 minutes to your place just live trailer park boys yeah that's what i'm saying like honestly we should just do that now to be honest that sounds great to me yeah we should do that right now.

I've been telling Trey, it's like, yo, if things don't go our way, it's a house for sale. We're fine. That's not a bad idea. We're totally fine, dude. It's a house for sale. That's not a bad life. It's not a bad life.

It wouldn't be a bad life at all. Just where anybody can get a pack of cigarettes, how am I going to afford it? Yeah. Got a pack. You just bum smoke from your neighbors. Everybody smokes in trailer parks. Hey, guys, listen. The rush hour starts in 10 minutes.

Everyone just get a couple bucks together. Like, hey, I was a vet. I was a veteran. I was out of war. Can I get some change? I need some smokes. If you're honest about it, too, like, hey, I need to get fucked up,

I always give you money. Every time. Because I'm like, dude, me too. Like, you're just in a spot right now this money needs to go towards that for somebody i'm just unhappy can you give me some money so i can get fucked up yes every time make me happy for a little bit i'll pull some money out of the hat yeah i'll figure it out here you go stay here i'll be right back that's a good point literally every time you should just write that on a sign yeah have you seen the ones where

they pretend to have this funeral? Dude, they're everywhere. Dude, I've seen somebody trying to have this same funeral for three months. They're everywhere. And then they're on all four corners of the street. With a poster board. I think they're gypsies. That's what we were talking about. You think they're going to kidnap you? No, I just think they're organized.

Maybe they're part of the church. That's just not real. It's always the same pictures it happens all at the same time too like multiple corners across the city yeah so it's like i remember the first time i saw it i was like oh yeah here you guys go and then like later that day on a different corner different same person different time drive family though no different baby on the fucking picture but same same fucking scam. Same person. Same shit.

They're like, oh, you rats. No, they were twins. They both died. Fucking pieces of shit. Yeah, pieces of shit, huh? Fuck them, huh? Fuck them to death, dude. All right. That's all we have for you guys this week.

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