Who Knows? Who Cares. - Ball Play gets Slept on...

Episode Date: September 5, 2022

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when he was 14 and he was trying to stick his... That's how you don't shit your pants but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's fair. Don't lie. Yeah. What do you say to your bitch?

I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't... You know what Bo said? Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing?

No, you're not. Oh, yeah. Here we are. Episode 23. Jordan. Jordan. Yeah, it's our Jordan episode. It's a big episode. I didn't think about that.

Usual three. Big Andrew in the middle. T.O. Andrew. Bo on the right. Big L-Dog on the left. Big. Yep. Getting bigger, too.

We missed you guys last week. We did bring all the equipment out. We went on a camping trip. We brought it out to do a show. We got a little bit too plastered, a little bit too much going on. Didn't end up getting an episode in, but while we were out there,

you know, we, we got some good stories for you guys through it. Um, but we found out that a lot of older men love our show. Why is that? You think? I think that they just want, they want to be young.

Always want to be young again. I feel like we also like tap right into like the shit that they think about sometimes or they definitely went through. Yeah. But their kids are always around. Hey, I can't talk about this. Also at the time they couldn't like openly say what we say. Okay.

Yeah, that is true. It's different time. But what we did get out of that... They're too established. So there was a team. So one of the guys was, like, with the FBI or whatever, and they were, like,

gonna go to a raid. And on the way to the raid, like, in the truck, in the back, like, suited up, they're driving to go do some shit. Assault rifles and shotguns,

like, ready to go, like, break some shit down. One of the guys is like, hey, like, would you suck a dick for a million bucks? Just lighten the mood a little bit. You know, everybody's adrenaline's pumping so there's a guy obviously suited up salt rifle he's like not only would i suck a million suck a guy's dick for a million bucks i would suck a dick for a million bucks on the 50 yard line at the super bowl

and i wouldn't stop sucking his dick until he gave me another million. FBI agents on the way. It's crazy. Shit like that though. It was cool to hear that really, really high up people that are supposed to be very professional are no better than us. It's all facade. It really is.

It was a good time though. You guys said you woke up and they were playing the podcast, right? Yeah, through the whole campsite. Which is crazy because everybody we talk to seems like they're listening, but we don't have that many listeners. Yeah. So that's not true. We have like 150,000, something like that.

150,000. That's not that many, though, in the grand scheme of things. That's right. That's true. There's 330 million people in the United States. Yeah. No, the show's bringing us new fans, new friends. Someone wanted.

There was one dude there trying to give us some topics, whatever. We weren't having any. Do you have one off the top of your head? I do, but he'd be the only person. Actually, I don't care. He was like, oh, you guys ever eat, you know, buffalo-like tenders? I was like, yeah.

Yeah, man. Often. All the time. And he's like, yeah, one time, dude, I was eating buffalo tenders and I just started finger banging this girl. You guys should talk about that. I was like, dude, never. That's disgusting, man.

Never. Why would you do that? Yeah. I'm not 14. Wash your hands. Yeah. I mean, I did know a kid in middle school that did that. Who did that?

Yeah. With Takis. With Takis. Oh my God. That's even worse. It is worse. That's terrible. That kid's story is worse than yours. Yeah. Why do you want that? You. Who did that? Yeah. With Takis. With Takis. Oh my God. That's even worse. It is worse. That's terrible. That kid's story is worse than yours.

Yeah. Why do you want that? You know what I mean? And he's not 50. So. He was probably like 15 when it happened. But yeah, stuff like that happened out there. But there was some good fans that we found.

Oh yeah. You know, some guys playing in the car with the wife, which is super cool. She loves it. Makes sense. 55, 54% are women who listen. So that is nice. We say what's on men's minds. It's just not normally heard.

You know, it's not normally talked about. Yeah. We don't have a voice. It's just up there. Yeah. We're getting it out there. There was also a. Hopefully not, but.

Another kid. Hopefully not. Honestly, hopefully not. I'm glad where we're at right now. Yeah. Some people found out about this and I didn't want to find out yeah i'm like man it's not good like who that's not good don't listen to this yeah i don't want you to know who i am i don't want you to know this i came here the last was it two weeks ago and i was with my girl's family and i left to go

do this because i'm like hey i, I have something going on every Wednesday. You know, I got to go. Yeah. Like, what's going on? I'm like, yeah, don't worry about it.

It doesn't matter. Don't worry about it. Loosely every Wednesday. Her brother found out probably because she told him and then now her whole family knows that I do this. Oh,

the family knows, huh? And she was like, oh, what's the name of the podcast? Like, oh, I don't even remember.

She knew the name and then I was like, oh, no, we changed it. That's not the name anymore. She believed it. I'm like, no, we changed it. It just was too hard to find with the original name.

You're right, that was the original name. She's like, well, what is it? I'm like, I'm not going to tell you. I can't tell you that. That was the old name. Bo's a liar, is what you're saying. Bo lies to women. Bo is lying to get out of something. I have been there.

Could you imagine her parents listening to this god no i don't want that andrew posted on his story and i made him block my mom i did i did block his i couldn't imagine my mom found this no i think i have your sister blocked too good yeah yeah but no we were there i got introduced to a new kid we were sitting out we were i was pretty drunk at the time and uh i was, you know, in a very, very comfortable chair. You kind of lean back, your feet kick up. It was great. I go, hey, like, this is Tanner, you know.

Logan and I were just reminiscing about, you know, old sex we've had or cool things that have happened. So, you know, I got a little bit of blood in the tank. Yeah, you just, an old memory popped up. Okay, I remember this now. Yeah, and this guy comes walking over, and I'm getting introduced. And usually I always stand up, shake somebody's hand, whatever, and I couldn't.

So I just kind of sat forward in a 90 and shook his hand. I don't know if you heard me, but when he was walking away, I was like, dude, I would stand up right now, but I got a half chub. And it ended up coming out later that night. And then we started telling the story of when it happened the first time with Logan and I. We were driving to Carter's bachelor party So we were going camping and Logan I always fuck around, you know, we touch each other's thighs or whatever and Try to see like are we there? Yeah. Yeah, just just flirty cool fun guys. It feels good to be touched sometimes

Yeah, boys are not. Yeah. Well for some some reason, I had a half chub at the time. And Logan's getting high on the inner thigh. I had to tell him, like, hey, chill out. Like, stop. There's a little bit of blood in the tank. Don't do it. You get blood there quick. Well, no.

That time, I was already in there. Oh, you were already in there? Yeah. I think that was just a random one. Maybe there was, like, some good scenery on the way there. You're just, like, thinking about something? Yeah. It was a really pretty sunset.

A little baby boner on the way. But, yeah, it happens to me more often than i would like having boners at the worst really yeah that's not a problem for me anymore that one though it was basically i was we were one of us was describing like one of us was describing like a really like hot scenario and so the other one well you really put yourself in that situation when you talk about it logan logan relives it his eyes are closed he's he's feeling himself talking about it i started grabbing my shirt and then andrew was just there with me you know i mean he was like oh man this is this is this does sound nice let me let me jump in that dream with you and then uh just like the most square guy in the world just comes up like, hey, what's going on? He's a cop, you know.

Awesome, dude. I got a fucking hard dick right now. What's going on? That was cool. The trip was a lot of fun. We fucked around with a little bit of guns, a lot of bit of alcohol, a little bit of fish. Shouldn't have been playing with guns, but we were. Yeah.

No, guns were toys out there, for sure. We were playing with them. Safely, but, you know, we had to do a photo shoot. Yeah. A couple of them. Can you post that one of, when you showed me the last one, with you under his legs? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I would. You think that's post-worthy? Yeah. No, balls are one, with you under his legs. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I would. You think that's post-worthy? No, balls are fine. Penis is too much. All right. That's fair. There is a penis one. It's not a good one.

Your quads are looking pretty big in it. There's a better one. Making your balls look kind of small. Yeah. I just don't have very big balls either. Well, you also have, yeah, the quads. Which is the problem. I do have good quads, but I don't have big balls either.

I'll clip in a quick montage here. Thank you. Perfect. We like that. We like that. Perfect. It's a Glassman shout out. Can you Photoshop me into like one at least so I feel like I'm involved? You came.

Yeah. You should have come. Put Bo's face on his dickhead. Yeah. Because my quads look better in that one.. Because my quads look better in that one. Yeah. My quads look better in that one. I don't think we can show balls on YouTube either.

Go to Patreon for that. Yes. Trey, if you're listening. It was good. All right. Well, to start us off, I wanted to know what you guys thought about the whole Andrew Tate thing, about how he's being canceled and all that. Do you guys think it's a pretty big loss for the boys out there?

I think it's a loss for the young boys who die by his word. Are you guys caught up on what happened? I'm not caught up. He's banned off of everything. So what happened was he got banned on Instagram, YouTube, or not YouTube. Was it YouTube? He got banned on Instagram and

Twitter at the same day. They're definitely talking. He got cut off on all of it like Twitter at the same day. It's, they're definitely talking. He got like cut off on all of it. So just so you know, that's like the background. Okay. That's what like canceled me. Yeah.

He got banned. I don't know if it's just a loss for the boys, but I feel like it's a loss in general for the fact that like, you should be able to go online and say whatever the fuck you want. If you don't like it, scroll past. Yeah. We'll just say whatever the fuck you want to say.

If somebody doesn't like it too bad. I thought that's why Elon bought Twitter anyway you know what I mean it's like are you that soft to where something oh I don't want to listen to this guy

I hate him just don't listen to him block him and don't listen to him the thing is I'm not broken up that Andrew Tate I don't get to see

Andrew Tate stuff but it's more like it's the world we live in it's so funny because like he he's whatever but like his followers are the worst yeah like his like

it's like lana del rey fans they're they're worse than that are they i don't know i don't know like what his followers are like like there's people who try to beat like like knockoff versions of him okay well that yeah that's annoying but like like they just try to emulate like what he's talking about they don't know that it's an act is the problem the thing is it's an act like in in obviously like he says some outlandish shit that's like okay obviously he's probably not that serious yeah but he also says shit where you're like yeah he makes a lot of sense usually what he does is like he says some crazy shit yeah and then he's like but then it's layered and true like yeah this is layered and true yeah like and then it's like okay no to the first one but like what you're

saying here i get what you're saying i'm like what you're saying here, I get what you're saying. I'm following what you're saying. Me and my girl got an argument about, I mean, this is probably a problem for a lot of relationships. Yeah. And this is hilarious too. I was talking about this earlier. It's like, you'll be with a guy and he'll be with this girl and the Andrew Tate subject will come up and he'll be like,

oh, no, like, I don't listen to that guy. And then his girl will leave and you'll be like, really though? Like, what do you think about Andrew Tate? No, I'm not mad at it. No, he said some real shit. And I'm like,'m like yeah okay we all think the same way right and my girl was getting mad like oh i don't even want to listen to it i'm like okay whatever if he did something or like just because somebody's a piece of shit doesn't mean that some of the shit they say doesn't isn't truthful it's not like oh i can't sit here and listen to somebody and be like

okay no he's still saying some shit that makes sense. He might be a piece of shit But in this scenario and this like what he's talking about, yeah, he makes sense. I don't Know your piece of shit usually don't listen to what they say. Yeah, but I get what you're saying. Yeah, I think it's more of like When the girls see the stuff, it's like the harshest clips like just shitting women out of context stuff like that

what is it fat ugly sack of shit yeah no I agree with that that's fair I remember hearing about that

and it was like I think it was on a stream and he was talking about like oh how do I be motivated like how do I go to the gym don't be a lazy piece of shit just get up and go to the gym it's not that hard

it's not it's really not that hard it's not this is somebody who's been going for 11 years but I'm just saying like there are things in life He's like, shit, just get up and go to the gym. It's not that hard. It's not. It's really not that hard. It's not. This is somebody who's been going for 11 years. But I'm just saying, like, there are things in life that you can't change. You're going to make fun of somebody's height. You're going to make, okay, you can't change that.

Women will say, oh, I need a guy that's six feet. Okay, you can't do nothing about that. Right. But somebody that's fat, unless they have, like, a serious issue that's keeping them, just eat better. A condition. Go to the gym. It's really, like, it might be hard, but it's really not. It's very simple. And honestly, like, that one's so easy to me gym it's really like it might be hard but it's really not it's very simple and honestly

that one's so easy to me it's very simple and like I'm saying that I don't know like it sounds bad but it's really like

guys listen it's really not that hard either it's not basically I think just about anything in the world is really not that hard if you want to do it it's not

God's honest truth there's a lot of things in life where you're like okay I don't know I don't know what to do the working out thing is very God's honest truth. There's a lot of things in life where you're like, okay, I don't know. I don't know what to do. The working out thing is very simple. Go to the gym.

There's all kinds of videos and just eat healthy. It's really not hard. And someone will show you what to do. It's really not hard at all. And that's how it is for just about everything. It's not even eating healthy. Just eat less shit. Yeah, literally eat less

and just work out a little bit. You'll see a huge difference. That's it. Go walk for 20 minutes. Fat bitch. No, I i mean my girl we had like we had like a whole argument about andrew tate oh why would you even listen to that stuff it's like well first of all he's every other video on tiktok or he was for a little bit

you literally go on tiktok he's every other video so obviously i'm gonna listen to some of the shit he says i don't have a choice you know what i mean it's not up to me he's on all the choices it's not all the videos yeah and i obviously i don't of the shit he says. I don't have a choice. You know what I mean? It's not up to me. It's not up to me. It's all the videos. And obviously I don't agree with everything he says, but I do agree with some of the shit he says. Name one you don't. What was the question?

Tell her that he invented your favorite move. Slap, slap. Shut up, bitch. He didn't invent it. I showed Bo that first. I can't use that. I showed Bo that one first. One thing that I do love,

this is a complete different transition, but I feel like me and my girl have gotten more into the passionate side of things, and I like that a lot. I feel like we're moving on to places. What do you mean? No, it's just more passionate. More genuine I love yous when they're in it.

Mm-hmm. I like that a lot. That's nice. So no slapping. Although, I don't know. I feel like... The thing is that you can't go... I can't.

I don't know if I could do it. No, this is the thing, though. So with passion... feel like the thing is that you can't go. I can't. I don't know if I could do it. No, this is the thing though. So with passion. You're going to lose that spunk. You can only do passion for so long. So you got to mix it up. There's a balance. You got to mix it up.

Yes. How do I go from, I love you to slapping her in the face. But that's. You have to set the tone from the start. Like tonight's going to be a whore night. Like I'm going to treat you like garbage. That has to be alcoholism involved. No.

No. No. It just, it can't be like an anniversary, maybe. Any other night. Actually, sometimes it is the best for an anniversary. It depends if you've been passionate up until then. But this is coming from someone who's done both sides of the spectrum. Okay.

You can't do one or the other the whole time. That's fair. No, that's fair. You got to go back and forth. Because they got it like, you can't be the good guy all the time. Because then they're going to find a bad guy. Then they're going to find Logan.'t be the good guy all the time. Because then they're going to find a bad guy. Then they're going to eventually find Logan. They're going to find Logan.

So it's like, you just got to go back and forth. Okay. Play both. Okay, I like that. Play the field. That's 100% real. Yeah. That's true.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, you learn that as you get older. Yeah. What is your guys' opinion on Andrew Tate? Because obviously, I feel like I answered more so than you guys. And his girl is literally probably in the other room right now so she she's a little bit different she's

she probably agrees with some of the shit he says too there's honestly i'm seeing more women coming out and saying like oh no i agree with his side like of his side of things i think half of those are like cloud chasers be like oh no like pick me like i agree with you guys yeah yeah that's who some of them are but i mean i've kind of i used to like fuck around like it was more of a joke he would say it was more of a joke and then he just puts it into like real context where it kind of makes more sense so i guess i was like kind of it first if you really want to say that but you kind of stole what i had going on. He stole your thing. Oh, yeah. So you were the original Andrew Tate.

Yes, I was Andrew Ressler. You were like a world champion kickboxer. Yes. Like MLM'd it out of you. Yeah. He just didn't know you. Yeah. I feel that.

That's crazy. You know, a couple of podcasters did that to us too. That's true. That's true. They stole our bit. That is crazy. That is crazy. That is really crazy.

Some guys a little bit bigger than us, you talked about how you you know struck your penis almost word for word which i do want to bring up the weirdest guy on that podcast is the one that says he uses spit you think you think chris lee is the weirdest the weirdest are you kidding me i don't you know chris lee is the weird chris d'alia is very much just like andrew you think so i literally the exact identical people chris d'alia has never drank ever in his life he's never done anything Chris D'Elia is very much just like Andrew. You think so? Literally the exact same person. Identical people. Chris D'Elia has never drank ever in his life. He's never done anything at all. I don't know if I believe that.

But do you know anyone else like that? Who will only do one thing? Okay. Yeah, that's true. But just the parallels are insane. Really? Yeah, insane. But let's go back to Andrew Tate.

Okay. What were we saying? Just like our opinions on him. You were saying something before that. I don't remember. I think I was mostly just like Oh, everything Sorry.

Don't cry, dude. I know it's a sensitive subject. I think everything happens like a pendulum. Yeah, it's a pendulum subject. It's okay. I think everything happens like... In a pendulum. Yeah, a pendulum. Yeah, it's a pendulum. So it's like there was a long pendulum of like...

Girl power. Women, women. Yes, power. Like guys are bitches right now. Yeah. Fuck men. And like that was the only acceptable thing. And all men bought into it.

Because they're just trying to fuck. Because it's just like this is what's in right now. I gotta agree. Yeah. I'm not gonna have sex. And then it swung back. And then guys are like, this is what's in right now. I gotta agree. Yeah. I'm not gonna have sex. And then it swung back. And then guys are like, you know what?

Fuck it, dude. I'm the fucking man. Let me say what I really feel. Yeah. So that's like, he was the top of that. Yeah. That makes sense.

So it's like, eventually it's gonna swing back in the middle of like. I had this argument with my girl too and it's like, look, I'm all for you embracing your feminine side.

Well, it's not, there's just more so like, conversation, but it's like an argument conversation. I don know just yelling word to say it's not yelling screaming holes in the drywall kind of stuff anyways i'm saying like there's no issue like you should be able to embrace your feminine side you should be able to do that but you should not devalue masculinity at the same time it's like how can you sit there and say oh men fuck men fuck all men but i can't sit there and say oh fuck women right how is that you can't i'm not gonna say that but it's like how is you saying that not any different than what like oh because you're a man i'm like well that doesn't make sense but you just you don't

get to do pussy is power that's the pendulum like that's kind of like where that's the pendulum yeah where it's like it was that for and i'm all for i i think it should be in the middle i'm all for that i think it should be both sides yeah there's a balance to everything i I'm always, I'm always a supporter of there's a balance of things. It'll get crazy again though. Yeah. It'll go like right now. It's kind of crazy towards the men's side. Like the,

like the teenage right now. Yeah. They're like, we have so much. Yeah, that is true. This is how I need to handle my life. And it's like,

okay, chill out. You don't, you don't realize like he, he is saying this just for boys. Like he's, you, he's feeding your ego.

And he can also say it because he has millions of dollars and he's status. That's what he's doing. You can't say that as a 15-year-old. It would be so good if it wasn't so extreme for those younger kids, I think. Because he's saying this as the most man-man he's ever been. You can't say that when you're a fucking bum. You can't, no when you're a fucking bum. You can't. No.

That's what you like. His whole point though, just about is like, I could say all this shit cause I'm the fucking man. Yeah. I've world kickboxing champion. Crazy. I've got a millionaire,

$50 million. Yeah. More or more. A hundred million, whatever the fuck. Hundreds of millions. I could say this shit. Yeah.

Cause I'm the fucking man. You work at seven, 11. Yeah. Because I'm the fucking man. You work at 7-Eleven. Yeah. I mean, like. Yeah. You can eat shit. Yeah. I mean, like.

And until you become me, you're going to keep eating shit. Yeah. You have to pretend. But, like, they think that they're him. Mm-hmm. Like, oh, man. Like, I feel the same way. No, that's an issue.

Yeah. For sure. That's an issue. That's really, like, the huge, like, parallel that people don't get is, like. Yeah. You're not him. Only he can say this because he's who the fuck he is. Yeah.

So it's like, it's really funny though. That's, it's really funny. They don't, they don't get that yet. They'll learn maybe. Maybe. When the next superstar. Or they'll become that kid from Santa Barbara who just went crazy for being a virgin. Remember that guy? No.

He like shot up a fucking grocery store or something It's like way back in the day Elliot Rodger, but he like we used to whatever whatever he's like no Yeah, he's like film videos himself. It's like why don't girls like it's literally Elliot Rodger. Okay? Yeah Yeah, I see couples all around me, but they don't like me that was his whole like he be should make like videos like his Car he'd sit in his car. Yeah, he was nuts. It nuts it's like a kid we know he looked just like a kid we know you know who oh okay not not really but we we would need to compare it that's not that's not fair we also use rocky dennis that's not fair to him that's not fair to him what's uh yeah what's what's next carter um so how do you guys feel about your partner just in a general sense being secretive with their phone uh whether that's

putting on an airplane mode when you're around is that secretive airplane mode yeah yeah do not disturb really that's i'm so out of touch because i would take that as like oh she just wants to spend time with me yeah that's how i would have taken it i'm like oh she doesn't want to be interrupted you're just you're so innocent man damn that's crazy she hasn't done that but like if a girl i was with was to do that i would just like oh wow she just really wants to maximize the time she has with me i just i think of this for like a specific scenario just of like what i'm in like it's not like you know i'm on like a third date with this girl and she's got her phone on dnd like that's different yeah if you are like in a relationship for like years and it's still like airplane mode or something that might be a little a little weird

indicator for sure because it's cool that you don't want notifications but why you know i make no effort like my girl might be on her like her phone she'll literally i don't look you don't want notifications but why you know i make no effort like my girl might be on her like her phone she'll literally i don't look i don't i don't even look at it i don't want to look at it i don't care i don't care nor do i want to see it i don't want to be hurt yeah that's i it's weird because like i'm not the last relationship i was into like i like i was like i don't care at all what's going on on your phone. Like, I usually,

like, if I'm in a relationship with someone, it's because I, like, trust them fully. Yeah. Well, I mean,

that would make sense. You know what I mean? But, like, if I'm talking to someone, I don't care. I just don't care. When you're talking to someone, it's like,

okay, well, like, and you can't really hold it. I might be doing something similar, so I don't, you know. Yeah, until it's like official. Don't the player hate the game yeah you know what i mean

especially now like it i think it's very common to have like three or four options at the same time until one is like finalized from both sides and i mean even if that's normal i i don't like that at all yeah i mean that's literally just how it is no don't hate the player yeah it's a game like poor poor cousin you know you'd hit up a girl she wouldn't respond and then like a week later she's drunk and then hits him back up so he responds nothing again it's like all right whatever you just know whatever blocker move on but then you can't look you can't window shop if you block her you know so what he's a little younger he's got some time but what about like passwords and stuff like there's those weird couples that are like oh like back in the day i don't know if you can do multiple facial recognitions but you'd have

like your own fingerprint on the phone i don't want to i don't want to have complete access to somebody i know like i don't want to like be able to go through everything i don't want to know everything about you i would way rather there be like something in me. Just like always like, I just gotta be, I gotta be better than everybody else. I gotta be number one. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like I, and maybe it's just cause I think I am number one, you know what I mean? But that's the way you got to think. That's how I am. I am number one. I think it just makes them better liars when you have access.

Right. I think so too. Yeah. It's like a parent, like a strict parent. Well, even if my girl left her phone on, you have access. Right. I think so too. Yeah. It's like a parent, like a strict parent. Well, even if my girl left her phone on, you know, she's, she left the room. I wouldn't even, I would not touch it. Could care less. I'm not touching it.

And even if she gets a text from somebody. Maybe I'm a little like, Oh, what's in there? No, I'm not worried about it. I'm not going to worry about it. And like every time there was a text from somebody where it's like, Oh, this person texts, like it's a boy name. Yeah. And she'd be like, Oh, this kid needs homework. And like, I just, and then she's like, Oh look. And it's like, it, this person texts, like it's a boy name. Yeah. And she'd be like, oh, this kid needs homework.

And like, I just, and then she's like, oh, look, and it's like, it is he needs homework. I'm like, I don't even want to.

Yeah, I didn't ask. I wish it was something else. Yeah. I wish it wasn't that. Let's just spice this shit up. I need to be angry. Give me something. No,

I think it creates more problems when you are more open. Yeah. Like I dated a girl in high school you know her who? and her parents would like track her phone so she would start leaving her phone in the front yard of a house that she was supposed to be at

and then go hang out with me Jesus Christ leave their phone just for like a 20 minute pound wish it was 20 I'm saying the whole the whole hangout

yeah drive 15 minute drive time yeah no you're right yeah good call I appreciate that man yeah I think it it makes you better

being shitty better liar yeah I don't think you should be like if you're calling him your partner i don't think you should have to you hear a buzz and you're like who is that yeah you know no that's an issue you need to that's an issue you need to take some xanax or something chill out a little bit go be single for a little bit something like that my girl gets like probably 100 dms a day probably more so i'm just like you know what whatever's that right now. My girl gets like probably 100 DMs a day, probably more. So I'm just like, you know what?

Whatever's going on. I wonder if she gets DMs from like football players. Oh, all the time. There was like- Like famous people? When they're in town or like when- I would just send them your ad. The NBA Summer League was in Vegas.

Yeah. She's like, oh, I've had like four or five. And I'm like, why are you even telling me this? I didn't ask. I don't care. I don't want to know. That's what I hate. She'll like bring up the name.

Like, you know this guy? I'm like, yeah, I know that guy. He was third round draft pick last year. He averaged 23 points a game. I know who that is. He's on my fantasy. He DM'd me. I'm like, what do I say? I'm like, okay, cool.

I'm just like, alright, cool. He didn't DM me. I'm not getting those DMs. You want to see my DMs? There's nothing going on in there. It's me. I'm in there. Heys. You want to see my DMs? There's nothing going on in there. It's me. Yeah. It's me. I'm in there.

Hey, but please hang out with us. Honestly, the most thing, the thing I'd be most worried about is my girl finding my phone and going through our messages. Exactly. Going through like his DM.

That's why I don't care what she's doing. That's the worst part. I'm not worried about any other woman in my DMs. I'm not exactly, I'm not talking to the girls. It's just, I'm saying some bad shit. Yeah. I'm about you. I'm incriminated. other woman in my DMs. Exactly. I'm not talking to other girls. It's just I'm saying some bad shit. I'm about you.

I'm incriminated. You know what I mean? Hey, dude, remember when. You know what I mean? I'd go back to this day in a heartbeat. There's a lot of that in there. We don't need that. Why do they tell you that shit?

I think it's to get a rise out of you. It is a little bit. I honestly think they want a pat on the back for like, oh, yeah, like this guy, like, you know, you try to hit me up and look what I did. I didn't even respond to it. It's either a pat on the back or just to let you know, like, oh, look, like, look what I can get. Yeah.

Better. Okay, cool. Hey, go get it then. Kind of like, look what I can get. Go have it. Go have it. But I could. Go see how I'll treat you.

You know what I mean? I pick you for now. He's not mowing your lawn when you're gone. I guarantee you. Come on now. You pace him when you do it. He's not mowing your lawn when you're gone. I guarantee you. Come on now. You pay somebody to do it. He's in the NBA. He would give you a check for $70,000 though.

Yeah. So if you can't afford to get your lawn in, just buy a new house. Give me a little reciprocation here. I'm just saying it is what it is. That is true. If the grass is getting a little long, I'm going to move.

He's going to buy me a house. So be careful. Count your days, Bo. yeah yeah that's okay that's tough all right um so have you guys ever been added on a girl's private story what do you guys what do you guys think of that private story like yeah is that on instagram or close friends yeah all those friends consider private story you have to handpick who's on it there have been. Yeah, all of it. Is close friends considered a private story? You have to handpick who's on it. There have been a few girls that added me their close friends. I'm like, we're not close friends.

I barely know you. I don't know what that means. I don't know what to take from that. What kind of stuff is posted on there? It's not sexual stuff. It's just regular stuff they wouldn't show. It's kind of a toss-up. When you get added on close friends, sometimes the girl's just posting dumb, wacky shit either they're crying or or they're naked

it but like it's those two things i've never had the naked one but it's like i'm like they they show you like their real life and they're just basically no exactly that's what it is yeah and i'm just like i don't know i'll show my shit with no yes that's what they're showing but they're not women that i know like that or so I'm like, why are you, why do you do that? Why would you, I'm cool with like your perfect version of yourself. Well, I don't even want to see that either.

I just followed you back because you requested follow. I was just interested like what's going on here. But like, you know, or sometimes it's like, oh, there's some scandalous shit on here and I'm part of that club. So it's like, it's, you know,

it's like 70, 30 life and then scandal. It does feel good seeing that green circle of like, Oh man, like, you know, I'm, I'm in an excluded part. Like even like I'm on Cade's Cade is one of the most active green circles I've

ever seen in my life. And I'm always like, all right, let's see what, let's see what nobody else can see. You know, stuff like that is cool. I understand that.

I can see that. Yeah. I definitely feel like I'm, I'm on a lot more than i should be though like as far as you're considered to be cut in i hang out with six people yeah like and that's it and i'm probably on 50 to 60 close friends yeah i feel that i don't even play into anymore i literally don't even watch them i watch your story maybe like two other guys i try other guys i try not to watch them i watch your story maybe like two other guys i try not to watch them i like just skip them you know what i mean yeah i don't even go through them but you know it's not as exciting as like when i was a teenager you know yeah like if that was a teenage thing i'd be like well this is a big deal yeah i mean i'm it's like top eight type shit yeah it's family and friends

yeah i feel the same way yeah no i think i think there's somewhat of a motive behind it usually up to like is that a terrible way of thinking because i think the same thing sometimes i always just assume like i'm just like assuming there's no like intention behind this think about it i'm not gonna go out and add a woman to my close friends if it's not there's no intention exactly imagine you've been like like i want her to see this i want her to know like hey i don't add anyone i'm not even i'm I'm not doing it, but I'm saying if I was to do it, there'd have to be some intention behind that. And like, if I did, there'd be 12 people and it's me flashing my ass. If I was, it'd be the boys. That's something that would get in trouble. If I'm adding a girl, it's to be like, okay, like, let me let her know. I'm interested. Bingo. That's, that's what I would do. Yeah do yeah like imagine you're following each other for two years or whatever you guys went to high school together you've never like really did that all of a sudden you get a green circle on the story and it's brand new great though i've been added on a close friends before and i was the only person added

i found a girl so she did it to make you think she'd post like really great pictures of herself on her close friends hope that girl's crazy that i would that girl's crazy she did it to make you think. She'd post like really great pictures of herself on her close friends. That girl's crazy. That I would. That girl's crazy. She's not crazy. She's a move maker. That girl's crazy.

She set up a play. Did it work? I think it worked. She scored. She scored. Yeah, for sure. I think it worked. That's pretty, yeah.

That's a good use of it. Good move. Yeah. But that's how you can play the game. But that was her intention, you know? So it's,

there's gotta be a motive. Sometimes there's a motive. Sometimes it's just like I'm crying and I feel comfortable with you seeing me cry. In a fun way. I don't know why. I don't want to see you cry. It makes me feel bad.

Do you really feel bad though? I mean, if they're like, oh, my dog just died. Okay, well that's different. Look, here's the dead dog. Why are you posting this? Yeah yeah i'm like oh awesome dude and the next one somebody to fucking rave you know like rolling yeah like same same person same storyline and you're like okay all right i guess because that's that's a fake her but in real life

she's asking go fund me for you know heart surgery for a dog whatever yeah don't put me on those i don't care just when you're trying to make a move i'd prefer that too if i could have it one way or the other just to move just just for clarification you want the horror stories not the crying stories yeah just so i know what's up you know i mean i don't want to be confused yeah okay yeah i get that. That's it. Okay. Carter, run it back. Help. Andrew seems to think nothing is better than ball play. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm a huge supporter of ball play. I think women underestimate the power of ball play. I don't know what it is. I just don't think they understand what it feels like. I think they're not aware. They're not aware at all. Our balls are their clit. Literally, that might be kind of accurate.

And I don't think they understand that. I've had one girl where it's like, listen, just play with the balls and I'll finish. It feels so good. You just keep going there and I'll do the rest. They've never spent enough time there. I don't think they're bored.

I wouldn't either. They probably just don't think it's like, okay, there's nothing going on here. He's probably not enjoying it. I'd imagine it's trying to breathe through a plastic bag. It's like Andrew when he was 14 and he was trying to stick his tongue directly in. He's like, why would I want to do that?

I called the girl weird. It's the same thing. I didn't know what I was doing. I was like, oh, you want to hire up, I guess. I guess you're just different. My first same thing i didn't know what i was doing i was like oh you you want to like higher up i guess yeah i guess you're just different yeah my first time you know i didn't know i had a thought but i lost it it was basically just like the balls are everything like it's not everything but it's so much more than what they would think about this think about this think about just a hand going up and down and just balls and you're like man there might be nothing better than there's nothing better than that. There's nothing better than that. Really might be

nothing better than that. It's everything. You know what I mean? Oh, the silver words. Okay, so, you know like when

girls blow on you and like hand, and it's great, you know what I mean? Obviously, you're gonna finish, but it's like, I would rather not finish

and get my balls played but the whole time because it feels better. The whole time. So good. You know what I mean? It is the best. A hand job sucks until the last 20 seconds.

Until you bust, a hand job sucks. Dude, sometimes hands are better than anything. I've had like, some of my best moments are just straight hands. Upside down, thumb to the base is nuts. I don't have that very often yeah me either i've never had that but when it when it happens it's something with a short girl what position you gotta be in to get that anything they want if i'm with like but like i feel like that'd be like if you're laying head to head it's easy like if she's on your right maybe she's right hand dominant you're just like right oh wait okay that makes sense that makes sense that makes sense you know i haven't been in that position very often but like if you're like with like a shorter

person they don't have very big hands and they're both just going oh yeah two on it it's the best thing in the world it doesn't get better you just you got to be careful with that if you are you know little you are using two hands don't indian burn it you don't have to do that don't choke it and don't don't twist so much no you don't the twist is good but gentle yeah the twist is good

it's just gotta be lubricated very yeah don't be pulling on skin same thing with balls don't suck that shit like it's a frozen milkshake you just gotta touch it

yeah you just literally gotta anything just enough to put it in your mouth and then let it go it hurts big time you don't need to get

one full one in and pinch your lips on it. I don't want to hear a noise when you fucking shoot it out. That hurts me. You guys might be different, but I got sensitive balls. So just lick them, you know, bottom all the way up. Split, part the balls with the tongue. Part the balls with the tongue? Yeah.

Like the Red Sea. That shit's nuts. I would say the Red Sea too. Yeah. Wow. We're biblical. tongue. Yeah. Like the Red Sea. That shit's nuts. I would say the Red Sea too. Yeah. Wow. We're biblical. Yeah. Yeah.

No, ball play is necessary for sure. You need to get more on it. You can't say it's necessary. It's just something that all men probably want more of. It's necessary. All men want more of it. Have you gotten your ass played with yet or no? No.

Nothing at all. No. You? She jokes about it. Yeah. But I don't want it. Have you gotten your ass played with yet or no? No. Nothing at all? No. You? She jokes about it. Yeah. But I don't want it. So we were talking about the camping trip was the ass is like a second set of balls. I'm sure it's insane. It's just a second set of balls.

I was calling it the fun button, dude. We, the kid that I couldn't shake his hand because I had a boner, we turned him for sure. Oh yeah, he's going to ask his wife. He's like so, like ass play, like how do you guys like go about it? Yeah,

like, it's like, how do you get him interested? How do you bring it up? We sold him. Easy. Easy. Because I'm sure

all the friends he has are like, oh, I would never do that. No. Yeah. Yeah. My ass,

no. I'm a man. I'm talking to you guys, you're like, I'm like, look, well, this doesn't sound that bad.

It's not just my butt. It's our butt. You know? Yeah. So you haven't had anything done down there? She tries to like mess around and put a finger up there. I'm like,

no, don't do that. You can't, no, you can't start it. Like, don't do that. I wonder,

I say, I wonder who's going to be the first to catch a finger out of us. I feel like obviously I'm, you know, patient zero. Yeah. But like,

I haven't yet. So it's like, it's still up in the air. Any finger or penetration? Penetration. You've had a thumb rubbed over. But you haven't had, how is that? A thumb?

I would not. That's so foreign. I don't know if it's a thumb. I wouldn't trust it because I'm like, what are you trying to do down there? I think it's more of like an overall swipe and it's like touching. That looked nice whatever you did. Like this? That looked nice.

I don't know, whatever that is looks good. I can nice whatever you did. Like this. That looked nice. I don't know whatever that is. I can't stand up yet. But like but like penetration like when is that going to happen

because we've all penetrated a butt. You know what I mean? It's quick. It's easy. I mean we have it all. We have it all.

Don't say that. I don't mean like we haven't all done that. With your penis but you put your finger. We have it all. Yeah. Don't say that. I don't mean like. We haven't all done that. With your penis. But you put your finger close. Or no. Maybe. Maybe.

Maybe. Were you afraid? Not with the person you're with, but somebody in the world. Yes, I've done that. Okay. Yes, I've done that. You put your thumb in something, right? All right.

We've all done it. Okay. So it's like, why don't they just do it? Well, just say that. Don't say the words you said before because it's incriminating. It wasn't just with the last. But I'm saying like, we've all been there. We've all put something in while we're going to work.

It's there. They're going to work now. Why wouldn't they just do the same thing? That's what I'm saying. I don't trust it. I don't trust it. I don't either. I don't trust myself.

No hands down there. If you want to put your tongue down there, okay, I'll see what's going on. I'll see what it feels like. As soon as you start putting, I feel fingers down there. No, we're not, we're not comfortable. We're squeezing. It's easy to go about that. Easy.

Just like prop, prop one leg up. So like if you're laying down flat like this, put like one side up that she's on, just kind of start picking up. Start rocking back. Just throw, throw the hint.

Maybe, maybe they'll hook under your thigh and they'll pin it up for you. And then they just. You've never had that happen. Don't lie. That's never happened. It has. It's happened.

It's nice. God damn, I don't know about that. Welcome to the cum zone. That's how it feels. I'm not establishing it. We're saying though, still very early in my sex career. Would you be open to a pinky?

I mean mean all girls fingers are pinkies basically so it's like that is true you know what i mean like just about unless it's their thumb and then it's an index finger you know what i mean so it's like would you be open to like a little finger action it took me a while to get where i'm at now right i i need but you didn't even would you like you weren't really even thinking about that at the point. Yeah, but I just, I don't know.

I don't know how I would like something going in. I know. But what if. Or maybe you would like it too much. I know. Yeah. Maybe you'd really like it. Then I'd just drop women.

Then you'd ask for two fingers. Yeah. Say, hey, let me see. It would go against everything he believes in. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

You'd have a whole like midlife crisis. I'm a power guy. I'm huge into ass play. I believe in all of it you too yeah you got nothing to believe in I'm a power guy though

so it's like when like I'm being you're helpless no way you can feel powerful you can't with a thumb in your ass unless you're holding their wrist

like do it you almost want them to fight you on it so you're no I don't want to it's like alright you know

that's the only way it would work, but I wouldn't go there. I would never go there. You know what I mean? Maybe I would, but like, maybe I would. What,

what if she would like flip it and she like puts her fingers in your mouth to lube it up and then goes in your ass? Is that, is that too much? Maybe not. Cause if I'm at a passion play, you're really in the moment. And we've talked about this.

When you're really in the moment, almost anything goes. There's some stuff where I've cut it. Okay, so hold on. You just said you just got me into the zone. But now that anything goes there, it'd probably go. I'd probably be like, alright.

If it was fresh out of the shower, one of all right if it was like a like fresh out of the shower one of those situations where it's like i was gonna get my ass eaten that night for whatever reason your second fingers maybe are you tasting it after no no dude come on you know i'm not gonna taste it after you might i wouldn't do it i wouldn't if she tried to do i'd fucking grab her hand you would be thinking about it what do you mean like imagine she's going you know pound town on your balls left hand on your meat right hand in your butt okay really put yourself in that moment hold on i'm already there it kind of feels good yeah yeah so she's triple banging you out right everything you want i'm maxing out on simulation she now is staying what she's doing she takes her

right hand it's just drying up a little bit down there just puts like up to your face i would be like and it goes in. You're thinking about that? He would grab it and put it in her mouth, for sure. That's exactly what he would do. I know Logan. It's not going to my mouth. Anything goes in my mouth, but not that. You're not tasting your own ass.

Double standard. Not for me. It is a double standard. He would taste her ass. Yeah. You know, you do that. So, yeah. Yeah.

Exactly. But I'm saying he expects her to taste her own ass, which I'm in that boat, too. It's a double standard. Been there, done that. Yeah. Okay. We're there. Yeah.

One day you might. There's a line. There's a line. That's the line. There's always got to be a line. That's the line. There's always got to be a line. I'm not going to taste my own shit.

I do hate when there's a very wet hand it like comes up to my face and like goes in my hair i just i'm like dude i i just washed my hair now i got come here yeah i feel that just don't don't do that don't touch my hair and wipe it on the bed or something i don't care my hair specifically i'm actually really like anal about usually yeah i don't like my hair played with me either like at all don't you get neck down yeah that's it it's enough right are you like that i don't care yeah you know it's probably maybe it's a long hair thing maybe it's a i think it's a maturity thing i think it's a maturity is it yeah sexual maturity it might be it might be i'm just so new to it where I'm like. When you were like 16, it was like, yeah, whatever.

Yeah. Pee on me kind of thing. Then you grow out of it. Squirt is pee though. Yeah, but it's not called pee. You don't see it as that. That's fair. That's true.

All right. I just want to mention really quick. We don't have any video questions or confessions this week. Fuck you guys. Let's get those in. Even if you've already sent one before, don't be afraid to keep sending them. We love them. We want to see more of them.

But while we're on assholes, have you guys tried perineum sunning yet? I don't know if that's how you say it. Perineum sunning. It's to put the sun directly on your butthole. I've seen where you get your balls direct sunlight. It's supposed to improve focus and augment hormonal regulation, increase libido,

and regulate circadian rhythm, and then enhance health and longevity. Are these actual studies or a medical website? Well, then I'll start doing it. Yeah. I would buy it. Where do you go, though?

In your backyard. Where would I go to do that? In my backyard. Backyard. I can't do that. Put your shoulders on the ground. Even in your backyard, are you home alone all the time?

I'm never home alone. Exactly. But that thing is... So how do you sun your butthole in your backyard? Show me the position you'd be in. I'll tell my mom don't come outside

don't come out okay I'm gonna be tanning my ass position like you're trying to suck your own meat you know shoulders down knees like

up above your head right I'm gonna do it tomorrow I'm gonna do it tomorrow I could see it that's gonna be my challenge I want everybody I want everybody to do it

and then come back and I have to be on the balcony of my apartment just spreading my ass open that'd be so funny I could see you on the balcony of my, my apartment. Spread my ass open. I can see you on the balcony of your apartment with your legs over the rail. And just like the other half,

you've been like, you're like a, like a towel drying out. I was thinking all fours. I would see him on all fours. I could see that too. Like elbows. Cause he's like reading his phone or something.

Oh yeah. I'm just on my phone. Just, just get some sunlight. That's what I would do too. I could see that too. Like elbows, because he's like reading his phone or something. Oh, yeah. I'm just on my phone, just getting some sunlight. That's what I would do too. I've been outside naked before. Your butthole is never. But heat on your meat feels different. It's a different heat. It is.

My neighbor used to watch us tan. Jimmy? He got Alzheimer's. Okay. He got Alzheimer's, and he just wasn't there anymore. Or so he said. He would just stand there watching us. Get up on his hill and just watch.

Like, hey, Bob, what's going on? And he just checked out. Like, completely gone. Dead on his feet. I had to wake up and just start walking away. Not saying anything. So it's like, yeah, it used to have to be, he passed at this point,

but like. How old were you? It wasn't just me. It was me and my sisters. Okay. That makes it better. That's more fair. Yeah.

It was the whole, anyone who was out. Okay. Anyone who was out. Anybody you could slap his eyes on. Yeah. I think he was just trying to figure out what's going on. I think he's just a good actor.

Yeah. I think it was a good play too. Yeah. I'd run that too. Oh my gosh. Where am I? I forgot. Where am I? I blacked out what's going on. I think he's just a good actor. Yeah, I think he's just a good actor. I think it was a good play, too. Yeah. I'd run that, too. Oh, my gosh. Where am I? I forgot. Where am I?

I blacked out. Yeah. Yeah. But that was fun. Okay. It was only a couple times. It wasn't, like, habitual, but it happened more than once. I'm going to Dominican Republic this week, so I'll maybe get some sand, or not sand.

Some new beaches, you know? I'll get some sand, but some sun in my butthole. They got nude beaches out there. I think so. It's just, like, you'd have to actively spread your ass sun in my butthole. They got nude beaches out there. I think so. It's just like you'd have to actively spread your ass cheeks in order to do that.

Sun all fours. Yeah. Just aim at the sun. Especially with you you got so much ass. It's not penetrating. He's so flexible. Oh that is true.

He could just bend that back and just really open it up. You know what I mean? Pretzel myself up. Yeah. Just let the sun take full advantage of me. I could see you

your head on the floor looking up at your balls and then your knees are right next to your head yeah you know what I mean okay I can see that

I'm almost to the point where I could put my arms through my legs yeah yeah it is a good stretch for the lower back yeah

but I'll do it do that 20 minutes to see what happens okay and it's also getting some sunlight on the balls too, which is also, they're supposed to be.

I've heard things about that too. I don't know if that's true or not. Is there like a time on the study? Like how long they were doing it to see the benefits? It's like a six year study. I've heard that and then I've heard like icing your balls also helps. I don't know. I don't agree with that one.

I don't know why. It's like it's supposed to increase testosterone production. Really? Yeah. Start doing that too. Like 10 minutes a day. That doesn't make sense to me. I'd have to look into that one. Yeah, look into that one i don't know why it's like it's supposed to increase testosterone production really yeah start doing that too like 10 minutes a day to me i don't know looking to that one yeah looking to that one i've got ice packs all over the place i just can't imagine that feels good okay the post i'm seeing right now says uh the post also mentioned that in doing pernium sunning no sunscreen was needed and and equate 30 seconds of the practice to receiving a full day's amount of exposure to the sun. 30 seconds. I was going to do like 10 minutes.

I was going to burn my butthole. I think I can manage 30 seconds on the balcony. Easy. 30 seconds. Now I know it's 30 seconds. I'm going to spread my ass. 30 seconds, I'm out. If you hung a towel over your railing,

the sun's going to come from higher. Nobody's going to be able to see you straight on. You'd be fine. You might be onto something. Yeah, you'd be fine. What else? A little sheet? A little bed sheet over it?

Open a window. The button is usually a little darker than the skin around it. Isn't that a blessing, huh? It probably could take more direct sunlight. It's got more melanin in it. How do you feel about that? Than the rest. A darker scat ring.

Not mad at it. I love ring. Not mad at it. I love it. Not mad at it at all. I need it. Yeah. You need it? I need it. Really?

I like it. Wow. It is fun. Unless they're tan, it's all the same color. It's the same thing for me. It's usually darker if they're tan, though. It is, but sometimes it's not. It adds like it's a different zone.

Yeah. I think it's what it is. It's kind of like tan lines. That's huge for him. Same way. Logan would talk about tan lines when like tan lines. That's huge for him. Same way. Logan would talk about tan lines when he was 15. You're in forbidden territory. He's always like that.

It's untouched. It's just me. The sun hasn't even been here. Okay. You know what I mean? I get it. That's a good point. I do get it.

Taboo. All right. Whatever. All right. Have. All right. Have you guys seen the graph, the Leo DiCaprio graph about how he. I saw that today. Women under 25. Have you seen that?

No, I haven't seen it. So he's, I think the graph has like, I don't know, maybe 13, 15 women on it. And only three of them have reached the age of 25. But all of the other ones have been. Like they've died? No like he breaks up with women after they turn 25. So what happens is he'll start dating a girl like

20 or 21. He wants some prime. And then after like it's a four year graph. All of his girlfriends it's a consistent like to the day almost. Yeah. Every one of them only makes it to 25 if they make it to 25 yeah and then he cuts them off next one it is 21 funny i saw a meme about this today and i didn't get it yeah i'm

old now that's it it was like his age goes like straight up literally it's like it's like this for the women because it's like 21 you start to 20 and then it goes up and it starts right back at 20 19 24 and he cuts them off right there. He's got a system. He's got a system. Probably working for him. Hey, listen. You need a system to be successful.

That's just the facts. That's just what it is. So if he's got his own system and it's working for him, you know, you can't hate him. I think it said like your parents' car insurance when you're 26

and then it was just like a picture of him. And now I fucking get it. I was like that I didn't know he's he's what 46 yeah it just came up again because he just broke up with his girlfriend of four years because she turned 25 like in June. Yeah. He's got it. Your birthday's coming up. Pack your shit. He's got it.

You know what he get for your 25th birthday? Somebody new. This guy asked like, okay, the next girl he dates, is she going to bring it up or just ride the like DiCaprio train? You don't bring that up about Leo. Just be like, all right, I'm here. I'm here. Yeah.

You don't ask me questions. Get a couple of red carpet photos. You're just happy to be where you're at. I'm happy to be part of the game. All right. That's all I have for you guys. Um, that's all we have for the viewers and the listeners.

Uh, check out the Patreon, check out the Instagram, check out the Tik TOK. Um, yeah. So you send in those video questions, send the TikTok. Yeah. We're huge. Send in those video questions.

Send in those confessions. We need more stuff to talk about. We need some help, guys. I want more videos. Muffle your voice if you don't like it. We won't show it. Be like, this is my name. Yeah.

And say the worst shit you've ever done. You can create fake emails. You can do all sorts of stuff. Confessions, we don't really see who it is anyway, so don't really worry about it too much. Like, if you were to email us in, it doesn't really matter too much. Only Carter sees those.

And Carter's bound by the oath, so he can't even tell us. Yeah. He's a man of God, so it doesn't apply to him. All right. Take us out. We're out, Carter. Take us out.

No, you Take us out. We're out Carter. Take us out. No, you take us out.