Who Knows? Who Cares. - Bear Sharks and Muffin Babies.

Episode Date: October 24, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 that you shit into your pants. Okay, that's fair. Don't lie. Yeah. Wait a second. You're a bitch. I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now?
Starting point is 00:00:10 I didn't. You know what? Go say it. Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. You just want to start freestyling?
Starting point is 00:00:23 I can't freestyle for shit, but you can go ahead if you want. You just want to start freestyling instead of't freestyle for shit but you can go ahead and you want to start freestyle instead of doing the episode yeah we could do that yeah mics i don't have any beats but we could put a beat on the back yo a beat is easy let me tell you are we doing patreon or are we just right now this is live right now yeah okay this is number 27 we're back we took a week or two off but we're here now 28 i mean 28 28 28 before we start yeah we're gonna create a new patreon level that's right um we upgrade your life we had one or two people actually in the same week ask for feet pictures pictures video of us anything you can name feetless shirt or
Starting point is 00:01:02 our feet sockless okay our feet shirtless okay so we're going to create a new patreon for those people new tier new tier i want to see our bare feet i want to see bare feet you're gonna get we could do that 10 20 30 toes at least plus guests so sometimes 40 either we are either going to be dipped in honey they're going to be wrestling we're going to be moving put yours out of the shot to be wrestling. They're going to be moving. Put yours out of the shot. You want to take my toes out of it? Yeah, your feet are... It's okay.
Starting point is 00:01:29 No, no. I think he has nice feet. It's okay. The thing is, we'll get feedback. We'll get feedback. They'll let us know which toes are the toes they want to see more of. Which toes do they want to see? We'll give them it all.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Damn. Okay. I like that. We need Trey on here. I like that. Trey's got good feet. You guys are going to be in for a treat when we get that going when we get on here man do i wish i was you yeah do i wish i was you man because those are good toes yeah everybody else is watching is like what the fuck this is real
Starting point is 00:01:58 this is real what does the email say trey's got good feet you want to word for word read out the email word for word let's not this is an important viewer that we have it is okay i want to recognize everyone to know hey this is available we're all about it they're definitely not alone they want to share there's at least two people who have asked for toes we we love our fans shout out to that person for like making themselves vulnerable and asking be confident confident in what you want. Closed mouths do not get fed. You open it, and guess what? We're about to feed you 40 piggies right now. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:02:31 40 piggies. This episode. Well, even maybe Carter in there once or twice. Yeah, we'll throw a couple extra toes in there. Throw a pinky toe every third episode. You will get access to. Guaranteed. This says, and I quote,
Starting point is 00:02:47 I noticed in some of the podcasts you guys would rest your feet on the table in front of you and would wiggle your toes some. I really love watching men wiggle their toes in shoes, socks, and barefoot. Wow. Anything's a go. You get that. Yeah, 100%. Just wondering if you guys could do some more toe wiggling
Starting point is 00:03:05 next video. No problem. Welcome to the cum zone. Yes. No problem at all. Yeah, 100%. It's easy for me.
Starting point is 00:03:12 That's an easy... It's an easy pop them up. It's an easy fix. Look at this right here. Yeah, see? Look, it's easy. A little no-show. Do you see how many
Starting point is 00:03:19 feet are in the video? How many is that? Holy shit. We got five, 10, 15, 20, 25. Do a little wiggle for me, Drake. Just a little wiggle for me, Drake. Just a little wiggle. There you go.
Starting point is 00:03:26 Oh, wow. He's got a lot of toe control. Just a big toe. I could drive like SpongeBob for sure. Spin it. Yeah. All right. So as these guys mentioned,
Starting point is 00:03:34 that's going to be coming to the Patreon. Just look for the tiers on the tier list when you guys log into the Patreon app when you create an account. Another announcement that we have is next week we're going to be doing our Halloween episode. So we want you guys to send in confessions. So like crazy Halloween sex parties, crazy Halloween drug stories, anything of the sorts. Any Halloween action. Yeah. Any Halloween action that you think is confession worthy, we want you guys to send in
Starting point is 00:04:03 and we'll talk about that next episode. But yeah, that's all for our announcements. And then the first topic that I wanted to get into with you guys is... Let them know, Carter. So Netflix has been constantly sexualizing serial killers. As they should.
Starting point is 00:04:20 I wanted to know what you guys thought was so attractive to some women about serial killers I'll go first well it was Ted Bundy to start right
Starting point is 00:04:32 Ted Bundy was but they picked Zac Efron so what do you want to do exactly he's a good looking guy it's not their fault even with those fucked up teeth dude
Starting point is 00:04:39 it's not their fault who's fucked up teeth well Ted Bundy had fucked up teeth so they gave Zac Efron some fake teeth they say he was a very charming guy they say he's very charming but that's what i'm saying zach efron as somebody who kills women
Starting point is 00:04:51 even with fucked up teeth it's still zach efron women are fucked up in general so they're like zach efron i'd let him do whatever the fuck i want whatever plus i don't care if he's five seven to kill me okay cool you know what's crazy is like actually ted bundy had those fans. You know what I mean? Ted Bundy really had girl fans like, oh my God, you're so cool. I love that stuff too.
Starting point is 00:05:13 It's like that dude with the mugshot that went viral and got a modeling contract. Yes. Granted, more than one person. He was very sexy. He was an attractive guy. He was an attractive guy. Great eyes. I think it was?
Starting point is 00:05:25 Yeah, we're talking about the same guy, right? We're talking caramel skin. Light skin. Sky blue eyes. Tunes up the neck. On the neck? Bro, that's a cheat code.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Yeah, that's a cheat code. I tell Devin all the time. I'm gonna get me a neck tattoo. Don't get you no neck tattoos because it's unfair. That's for real. You're cheating. Literally gonna be like
Starting point is 00:05:42 Chris Brown. Yeah. Fuck. We don't need another one of those and again we do not need a chris brown perfect example you know he he you know he beat up somebody maybe one or two i don't know and he was forgiven but you know what he's so sexy it's okay you got a dancer artist okay let's get into that read that police report one time he was forgiven he was forgiven let's get into that because Read that police report one time. He was forgiven. He was forgiven.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Let's get into that because that's the question. Why is that? Why do you think women are forgiving him for that? Because they don't. Why do you think women are forgiving men that are literally killing other people? The bigger question is Ted Bundy. Okay. Or Jeffrey Dahmer.
Starting point is 00:06:18 I don't think it's a forgiveness thing. It's an attraction to bad shit. That's the thing. It's like, hey, if you're ugly, you can't get away with anything. But if you're hot, you can pretty much do whatever you want. And we're okay with that. I wouldn't say Jeffrey Dahmer's hot. Bingo.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Or Ted Bundy. I wouldn't say Ted Bundy's a hot guy. I think a lot of women thought Ted Bundy was an attractive man. In the time period, he was that, the man. He was that man. He was a sought-after man. Crazy to me. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:06:42 He was a sought-after man. I know nothing about these guys. Physically alone. I'm not saying he wasn't a charmer. I'm not going to take that from me. That's crazy. Who's sought after, man? I know nothing about these guys. Physically alone. I'm not saying he wasn't a charmer. I'm not going to take that from him. He's a good talker. I didn't watch the Jeffrey Dahmer one, so I don't know. Is that like they were sexualizing him?
Starting point is 00:06:52 I would have fucked Zac Efron in that. That's Ted Bundy. Yeah. Were we still talking about that? I was talking about Jeffrey Dahmer. I was talking about Jeff Jeffrey Dahmer. Oh, yeah. No, he's not very attractive to me.
Starting point is 00:07:00 I didn't watch that one, so I don't know what that one was about. So I don't know if he was sexualizing him. And he also was fucking dudes. So it's like, hey, listen, he's got a preference and it's not you. Exclusively gay minorities was his target. It's not you as a girl. Why are we laughing at that? You can say it.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Yeah, that's what it was. What the fuck? We can't hear Carter, so we can get on with that. I don't know these people. So I was just like, oh. Oh, because you have no idea what's going on. No, no, he literally targeted gay black guys. That's literally what his target was.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Majority. There were a few, you know, caramel skin, my type in there. But there's not caramel skin. There was a 14-year-old Asian. Can't leave him out. Really? And his brother. And his brother.
Starting point is 00:07:37 I didn't know this. Yes. You got to watch the show. I need to watch the show. I'm intrigued now. Yeah. There was also a couple whites up front. It was whites up front.
Starting point is 00:07:45 On the back half, it was more, you know. You could say. You're telling me that was practice, and then he, like, figured out what he wanted? I think more than anything, you know, it was, I couldn't really get in the mind of him, you know. I dated white girls when I was young. I realized that, not for me. That's fair. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Everybody has their type. You can't knock it until you try it, you know. He tried a lot so so why do we think girls are into that i have an answer go okay down the line i like this run it this is a strong answer um and i mean this with don't do it just go like every bit of me you know like women don't know what they want okay plain and simple okay they want to kill people seeing some extreme shit and they're like notoriety yeah some they see that and they go yeah someone with i could i'm gonna go'm going to keep just spit billing off that. And like notorious, infamous.
Starting point is 00:08:49 You're seeing someone who's infamous, like famous. That's what, yeah. Like highlight level, not good, but highlight level something. Yeah. I'm going to get on that clout. I think that's the fucking main reason. Terrible, straight up. Terrible.
Starting point is 00:09:03 I'm going to get on that clout insert any single person on a pedestal and that's a man that has any one attribute that's like above other people
Starting point is 00:09:19 you know better at killing and eating people than anyone else it could be a mustache we got two mustaches in here right now You know? And it could be anything. I am better at killing and eating people than anyone else. It could be a mustache. Ooh. Yo, we got two mustaches in here right now. That's what I wanted. It could be long hair in a bun.
Starting point is 00:09:35 Mm-hmm. Top bun or just any bun? Trickster. All the buns. They want all the buns. All of them. All of them? Every single one. I get where you're coming from though i think what you're saying is i do see that i do see where you're coming from i think what you're saying
Starting point is 00:09:51 yeah what basically the whole point is like someone who's famous for something someone's gonna want to fuck them for it well it's there's a difference between like going out with somebody like hey like just so you know i've killed 10 people boom they're not going to be like oh my god that's so hot no but it's hey i'm a famous person who's killed 10 people and that's why i'm famous i need a second it's like the women that go to shows or like the athletes it's like oh i fucked this guy yeah what did you get from that what did you get from that it's a it's a badge it's a badge on your sash. You get to say, hey, I fucked this guy because he's famous. Straight up.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Wow. Literally. Give me any famous woman. Give me any famous woman. J-Lo. Give me the, sorry. Give me the ugliest famous woman you could think of. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Not Helen Keller. Ugly doesn't work. Helen Keller. Ugly doesn't work. Amy Schumer. Give me, thank you. That is a great example i appreciate you saying that yeah okay we have very famous amy schumer in movies that
Starting point is 00:10:51 you know we all love and she shouldn't be right no okay listen to this right if i came up to you guys and i was like yo guys last night i was up all night and I banged this like. Woman that was famous, very mediocre, you know, maybe she weighed more than I did. Maybe. And, you know, she was she was very much about like pleasing herself and didn't really care. Not what I had going on. Not in my personal opinion. Not necessarily for me.
Starting point is 00:11:27 Right? Guess what that woman's name was. What was it? Amy Schumer. I just banged Amy Schumer on the back of my head and I was at her house. It was crazy. None of us would give a fuck. I'd probably clown you.
Starting point is 00:11:44 No, don't say that. That'd be kind of cool. Drake, dude. What? You mean Schumann? I see where you're going with it. Do you see what I'm saying? I do see what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Thank you. Logan saved me, man. I don't want to be hated over here. I talked to some, like, I was actually hanging out with a bunch of friends, someone's birthday. And so they were talking about, do you guys know who Nathan Felder is? Nathan? I wish I did, but I don't. Nathan for you?
Starting point is 00:12:06 No. Still? Zero chance I did, but I don't. Nathan for you? No. Still? Zero chance. No, nothing. Nope. Okay, how about Bill Hader? You guys know who Bill Hader is? I don't.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Okay, so Bill Hader's not a sex symbol, right? SNL. Do you guys think Bill Hader's... No, not at all. You've seen Barry? Okay. That's Bill Hader. Yes, I know who you're talking about now.
Starting point is 00:12:23 But he's not a very Sex appeal guy He's not like a Brad Pitt He's not your traditional Attractive man Right Yeah But he's funny
Starting point is 00:12:29 Yes He's a funny guy So he's hot So that makes him sexy And because of that Girls wanna fuck him Dahmer's funny No
Starting point is 00:12:38 But But it's all part of the fame thing Some sort of fame Cause the thing is An ugly funny guy who's not famous you're probably not gonna fuck him but he's famous like that one fat comedian who's on tiktok right now he's from vegas he's got like curly hair mustache i don't know if you've seen that guy he's not sexy at all but i bet you we know a lot of girls who'd fuck him just because
Starting point is 00:13:03 now he's like kind of lit. Blowing up. Yeah. It's something about... So that's what it is. Pete Davidson. I see that. Pete Davidson. Perfect example.
Starting point is 00:13:10 He does have a huge penis, too, though. That's confirmed. He's got a huge penis. Women like clout. They like attention. But they don't know that. Maybe that's what it is. But we were talking...
Starting point is 00:13:17 Ariana. I was talking with those girls about... Ari. A girl version... I don't care about her. ...of that. Me neither. And there's not a girl version.
Starting point is 00:13:24 There's not. For guys. There's not a girl version there's not for guys there's not like an ugly oh my god she's so funny and famous I want to fuck her there's not one no
Starting point is 00:13:31 not one we are so shallow and superficial we are a shallow breed we need to see realistic yep oh my god
Starting point is 00:13:39 don't say that don't say that no no no I didn't mean that yeah don't let my girl hear that my girl already you bringing her in. Quick.
Starting point is 00:13:47 One. One. Put it on the board. Count it. Put it on the board. Count that one. That's a tally. Let's get a whiteboard in here.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Come on. I don't even mean the things I say. What was the next question? So we're kind of assuming fame has a huge play in why women are finding Dahmer attractive. I would say so. Well, even like as soon as his story came out. The physical aspect of it, like the scary, like, oh, my life's in danger. Do you think they find that attractive?
Starting point is 00:14:16 I think some nuts of women do. I think some women really find that attractive. He didn't kill women. I think you can count those women on two hands. Okay, Ted Bundy then. You can only give Ted Bundy that then you can only get that credit. God, I don't think bunny got like a bunch of clout.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Like once he did. Did he? Yeah. No, he was on trial. And when we're like, Oh my God, they were like,
Starting point is 00:14:35 he fangirling over this guy over Ted Bundy, who they knew was a serial killer. And of them, his wife literally was like, no, he would never like, she completely tried to act like, no, like I, no, there's no way he could do this. Until he was actually, I think he went to trial, and she was still like, no.
Starting point is 00:14:53 He told me that he didn't do it. He didn't do it. He's got to be laying that shit down. He's got to be laying it down. It's all a status. To be Ted Bundy, huh? It's just got to be a status thing. Ted Bundy got some bodies under his belt.
Starting point is 00:15:07 What would be your guys' signature if you were a serial killer? What would be our signature if we were a serial killer? Our signature? Yeah. What would be like your calling card? That's what like makes you a serial killer is like you can tie like a bunch of shit together. Bo the Dick did it. You know?
Starting point is 00:15:21 Oh, this is. I like that. The Dick or Bo. Yeah. Maybe you carve like. It doesn't roll off the tongue. You carve bow in her back or something with a knife. I don't know. Let me think about it.
Starting point is 00:15:31 You guys answer. I think I know for both. Protein powder on the face. Oh my god. That's not good. It definitely involves the gym. Like a barbell. You are at
Starting point is 00:15:45 a squat rack when the most attractive woman at the gym is at the squat rack and then you just go ahead and you wait probably you know 45 minutes too long way too just way too long you're you're doing laps around the gym you're maybe hitting the treadmill just walking waiting for you know the female that specific shorty yeah straight up and then she goes and hits the squat rack and then you just hit the squat rack right next to her and you're like you max out instantly you just max out and then you know she's looking and you'll be like hey like can i give you a pointer or two damn she teaches you and then it goes into you know one session two sessions three sessions
Starting point is 00:16:28 okay hey like i got this machine at my house i don't know where you're at but like if you want to go and bow flex yeah if you want to see bow that's flex then like you should probably just come through to this one and she's like oh my gosh you know what that's so crazy like that just so happened i live right there like that's so convenient yeah because they go to the same gym absolutely yeah they gotta be close somewhat makes they're somewhat close now they're even closer you know now they both make a weird drive when they don't have to you know yeah and they're just like oh yeah let's just like hold each other accountable like at our building like let's just hit this stuff there i got this special machine you know? Yeah. And they're just like, Oh yeah, let's just like hold each other accountable. Like at our building,
Starting point is 00:17:05 like let's just hit this stuff there. I got this special machine, you know, next thing they know they're meal prepping together. It sounds like, like, like a friendship. I like this.
Starting point is 00:17:14 It's like a love story. Oh, 100%. It's all good until they find out bows are freaking nut. Fucking crazy. So what, how does he kill him after all of that? What's my signature is where we're going with this.
Starting point is 00:17:25 It just makes him way too comfortable. It sounds like the nutritionist's bow. Yeah, he goes however he wants to go, you know? Just a little chicken and rice. Straight up. Is he a poisoner? Yeah. Is that what you're going with?
Starting point is 00:17:35 Just overly into it. Sometimes, you know? He needs a signature. He needs, so you know, oh, they were killed by a cow. I'm going to go with chicken and rice. I think the signature is how he gets them in. You know, it's like he's their friend. Well, you don't see that from like the autopsy though.
Starting point is 00:17:50 That's what we're talking about. So it's like basically like, I'm going to carve it in her back. Yeah, he's like a signature. Like, oh shit. The BTK was like beat, torture, kill. So like they were like all fucking mangled when they found the body. This is a BTK shit. He would leave the BTK on
Starting point is 00:18:05 the wall in their blood. That's a signature. So what's Bo's signature? Not his way of getting that. Oh, okay. A forehead kiss. Bo's kind of soft. I like that. With lipstick, of course.
Starting point is 00:18:21 A nice nude that matches the color of his nipples. I support that. I support that. That makes sense. Very sweet. Yeah. I didn't want to do this.
Starting point is 00:18:30 I didn't want to do this to you. It's in your nature somehow. I didn't want to do it. Your DNA is crossed. I had to do it. You're a gentle killer. I had to do it. I think I'm taking a bite of an ass cheek.
Starting point is 00:18:40 Just one single bite? A full bite, yeah. Now, do you bite it and then spit it out yes 100 just just for the mark thank you because i want the clout you know serial killers want that notoriety this guy's crazy oh shit ass cheese yep she's she's got the bite mark x did this yeah you can trace your your teeth though from that you know you know what's funny i put in those rubber fake teeth okay there you go yeah like the vampire smart guy smart guy smart guy you know you Do you know what's funny? I'd put in those rubber fake teeth. Okay, there you go. Like the vampire teeth. Smart guy, smart guy, smart guy.
Starting point is 00:19:06 You know what? You gotta bite really hard. Also, that bite mark DNA thing, or not DNA, but like the bite mark itself, if let's say he like wiped it down with an alcohol wipe,
Starting point is 00:19:17 got all this DNA off, the bite mark itself, that's not real. It's not real? That like all DNA. Okay. That makes sense. The Ted Bundy thing.
Starting point is 00:19:24 It's all bullshit. That makes sense. It's like fake science. Well, it's the same that that like all dna okay that makes sense the ted bunny it's all bullshit that makes sense it's like fake science that like well it's the same thing like your fingerprint but like if you if you haven't gotten a job before your fingerprints not gonna be anywhere yeah you're a ccw it's in there but like everyone's skin is different right now and i've worked for the city actually right there yo yo chill out oh shit i don't know what my Sorry I didn't mean to laugh What would your signature be? My mark would be Sprite cum That's a lot of cum
Starting point is 00:19:49 Dude now you Yeah something gross Yeah Something disgusting You'd have like You'd just have porn on the TV When they came in dude Like petroleum jelly
Starting point is 00:19:57 Like fucking everywhere Something just disgusting Just spit Spit everywhere Like a cocoon She's in a bathtub of like. Ketchup for sure. Yeah, ketchup.
Starting point is 00:20:07 Yeah. Fuck. That's you, dude. Come on. You're disgusting with ketchup. Ketchup's probably the best answer we got. Spit, ketchup, and jelly. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:16 That's me? Really? Yeah. Yep. Fuck, dude. Jesus. That's you like lily on the head. That's all you care about come on dude
Starting point is 00:20:26 I'm gonna throw up alright I'll take it I'll take it alright let's I'll take it what do we got next the shark one would you guys rather
Starting point is 00:20:35 fight a fully grown bear with sharks for arms or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby oh wow everything looks like a muffin by the way it's not everything looks like a baby everything's like a muffin you're like oh my god this muffin looks so good you're so the baby looks like a muffin yes so
Starting point is 00:20:56 you take it what kind of muffin your favorite muffin baby it looks edible you're not you're unreal like undeniably your favorite muffin you can't resist that shit would i be able to realize when i went to take a bite that i wasn't biting into a muffin no you're like holy shit oh my god this blueberry just was so good it's really like it's i you're eating the baby's face you're telling me if i successfully take a bite out of a baby and then begin to chew. The most perfect muffin. I'm still imagining it as a muffin. Yep.
Starting point is 00:21:29 The most incredible muffin I've ever tasted in my life. The most insane muffin. Now, is this muffin that I'm looking at baby-sized? No. Nope. You just see a baby and it looks like a muffin. So imagine you're like this, right? You're just grabbing a muffin.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Pretend it's kind of like a decent muffin, you know, a Costco muffin. Just fresh, like hot. It's almost a little steamy. Literally, it's waving like a cartoon. I would eat it right now. You know, I would have to go with that one. No. Well, no.
Starting point is 00:21:58 A bear with sharks with hands? You have to. No. You're dead. Just assuming. You get in your life, you're going to eat it. You don't see them. They're muffins. Yeah, that's Get in your life. You're going to eat it. You don't see them. They're muffins.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You're going to eat the baby. I'm only eating the muffin though if I see it in a package because you're not putting your baby in a fucking plastic bag. Bingo. Bingo. So I'm just like, anytime I see-
Starting point is 00:22:18 It's not like that. Listen, you're right. Hold on. You're right. You're right. If I see a woman walking around with a muffin, I'm thinking like, oh, that's your muffin. If she's pushing the muffin, I'm like, not getting me today. Okay.
Starting point is 00:22:30 But if she's carrying around the muffin and she's like, do you want to hold my muffin? And you're holding this muffin. It's like a little bite. You're nuts. You want to hold. You're going to take a bite out of it. You're changing every word. Imagine your family.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I don't hold babies when I'm drunk. Your brother has a baby. I just picked this muffin. Your brother has a baby. And I'm always drunk. Hey, you want to hold my baby? But it's a muffin. And you're like, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:22:53 But you here, try this muffin. Yes. That's all you hear. That's not what they... That's a different thing. That's a totally different thing. You're adding too many details. You're adding too many details.
Starting point is 00:23:03 The question is, you're just assuming that when you're getting handed... You can't tell the difference. It's a nice muffin. It's like, damn it. I'm not handed too many details. You're adding too many details. The question is, you're just assuming that when you're getting handed it, it's a nice muffin. You can't tell the difference. It's like, damn it. I'm not handed very many babies, to be honest. I had a baby in my hands earlier. Today? Yes, today.
Starting point is 00:23:14 That's irresponsible. If I thought it was a muffin, if you told me, hey, you want to hold my muffin? Like, can I just, whatever? Yeah. Just blurt out muffin when they said baby. Either way, I'm going to know, ah, this is my muffin. Like, and I just, whatever. Yeah. Just blurt out muffin when they said baby. Either way, I'm going to know
Starting point is 00:23:28 this isn't my muffin. That's what I'm saying. This isn't my muffin. I'm buying that muffin my damn self. I'd rather, the risk of that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:36 Could you imagine being the guy that, think about the other option, Bo. Here's the other option, I'm going at it with the bear with shark arms. You're dying.
Starting point is 00:23:43 You're dead. Do I get a weapon? No. Yeah, right here, one and bear with shark arms. You're dying. You're dead. Do I get a weapon? Shark arms. Yeah, right here. One and two. You get two weapons. No, you're dead. That is fair because I'm going to die either way.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Straight up. For sure. Or I'm going to end up in jail for the rest of my life. Fuck the bear with shark arms. Fuck the bear with shark arms. You didn't know it was a baby. Just one shark. You don't even need the bear.
Starting point is 00:24:02 What are the other sharks? I'd rather fight a bear with shark arms than a shark. I don't want to fight a shark in water. Okay, well what if it's on land? If it's on land, I'm taking that shark. What if a bear can shoot the sharks like guns at you? This is the real golden question. I don't fuck with water like that.
Starting point is 00:24:17 I'm not trying to get attacked in water. Are you fighting the bear with shark arms on land? Doesn't matter. Or are you fighting the bear with shark arms on land? Doesn't matter. Or are you fighting the bear with shark arms in water? No, no water.
Starting point is 00:24:32 Please no. I don't like water. Sharks are dead. Now I got a better chance. They got like six to eight hours. But you know what? I'm still thinking the other option. He comes in, dips his feet in the water, and then comes and fights you.
Starting point is 00:24:42 No, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got six to eight hours. They're alive. They're land sharks. Yeah, see, that's a no-'s got 68 hours. They're alive. They're land sharks. Yeah, see, that's a no-go from me, Haas. That's what I'm saying. Because now, aside from freaking three-inch razor blade claws, we're talking about 368 razor sharp teeth ready to chomp.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Is that a fact? That are three feet wide. I mean, I got to be within 50. I just don't want to be the guy that ate a baby. No one wants to. I don't want to fight a bear with shark arms. But I'd rather take the chance of eating a baby than fighting a bear with shark arms. And dude, maybe I like the baby.
Starting point is 00:25:19 You're gonna like it because it's gonna taste like a muffin. Damn, this muffin is really good. It's gonna taste like a muffin. So you're gonna like it. This is a big muffin. It would be fucked up if you think you're pulling blueberries out and you're pulling eyeballs out. And you're popping them in and you're like, god damn it, that's good. No muffin's got two blueberries.
Starting point is 00:25:32 But I understand. That's where we're going. You can't tell a difference. Fingernails, whatever you want. It's like it's kind of allowed in this question. 300 teeth? You said 360? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:42 That is a very good estimate. Yeah. Great estimate. You know what? teeth you said 360 yeah that is a very pretty good that's a good estimate yeah great estimate yeah you know what i mean give or take 50 teeth on each hand and we're talking about 600 teeth you're fucked on top of the mouth of the bear yeah i feel like in this situation i should at least get like a knife or something give me some sure you get a four inch blade your four inch blade i'm taking that you're saying you're gonna take the chance you're gonna die i'm not gonna eat my sister's baby man nobody i can never have kids hold on yeah am i aware of the fact i don't know this what about your own
Starting point is 00:26:15 baby what about your own baby i'm fighting the bear shark for sure i'm doing it absolute bullshit okay also define baby how long is this going for? Under four years old. Whoa, bro. That's not a baby. Now we're talking about toddlers. A year under. Yeah, I was saying 12 months or less. Muffins, and you're like, man, I can't eat muffins.
Starting point is 00:26:36 I just can't eat muffins. I could do that. I'm going to jail for the first year after my kids are. I'm saying if I know that, then yes. And honestly, I don't eat a lot of sugar anyway. So maybe I could do it. You're making a hard question an easy option. But I don't know it. Bo, how many muffins have you eaten this year?
Starting point is 00:26:49 None. Zero. I've had a couple. But you'd rather fight a bear with shark arms. What if I ate that muffin? Okay. Okay. Look.
Starting point is 00:26:57 What if I ate it? Just one time? At least it's three more. Just once. Bo, at least you get three more years. I'm just taking a bite out of his hand. Nope. Everybody's looking at me like, what the fuck just happened?
Starting point is 00:27:05 You get three more years, Bo. What the fuck did he just do? Instead of a baby, it's a box of six muffins. And you're just taking piece by piece. We were around. I'm like, they're coming at me. I'm like, no, this muffin's so good. Get the fuck off me.
Starting point is 00:27:16 Bo and I were around donuts, brand new pink box donuts. He's like, no, I don't want any. I have self-control. Self-control. Not when it's a baby muffin. You're not going to eat a muffin. It's dangerous, man. I don't know know the difference what if they caught me off guard one day okay i think a more valid question what's your answer i'm thinking baby muffins you're
Starting point is 00:27:34 100 yeah and i'm yeah if i need a baby i can't tell the difference oops i didn't know any better yeah exactly like where's got a disease yeah you tastes like a muffin. No harm, no foul. Yeah. You're going to a crazy home. That's okay. What if it... They got muffins there? Scratch muffin. What if it's your favorite food, period? Yeah. Just like the most appetizing meal you've ever seen. Egg whites and protein powder.
Starting point is 00:27:54 What are you doing? I'm going to drink it. Yeah, you're slamming those babies. Yes. You're putting them in a blender, and you're blending the babies up, and you're chugging it. Yeah. You're fresh out of all the ingredients
Starting point is 00:28:05 needed for a great breakfast. Nice cook steak. And here comes your sister with her newborn baby. Bag of groceries. All the new groceries. I'm taking a fork and knife. Here you go, Bo.
Starting point is 00:28:14 And Bo's just dropping the bag of groceries in the blender. Now you're cooking her baby. Now you're cooking her. No, I'm fighting the sharks. I'm gonna die, but I'd rather do that than eat a fucking baby.
Starting point is 00:28:23 I think I'd win that fight though though, even if I chose that. Yeah, I'd eat a baby all day. Yeah, you know, I'm going to be very careful, you know, just with what I consume. You don't know, though. You don't know. You're telling me you're walking in, right, and there's a baby right there, and I actually am hungry right now. You're telling me there's just In-N-Out Burger just right here.
Starting point is 00:28:44 In-N-Out, maybe some Sour Patch Kids. I know you like candy, something just real. Don't say hungry right now. You're telling me there's just In-N-Out Burger just right here. In-N-Out, three babies. Maybe some Sour Patch Kids. I know you like candy, something. Just real candy right now. Anything sour. Don't hit me that low. Just something. You're eating it, dude.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Like a big Sour Patch Kid just right here. The red one. Okay, hold on. Real quick. The red one. It's the red one? It started as a muffin. Now we're going to our favorite food.
Starting point is 00:29:00 That's not fair. Well, because apparently nobody eats muffins in this room. Well. I have an occasional banana nut. Every once in while yeah that's the risk that's what i'm saying like damn that is different i guess it is very different imagining one baby every five years no i mean i almost ate the baby ones oh no i may be 10 muffins a year in and out burger i probably eat that like 260 times i'm not trying to get you to eat 300 babies if i ate this muffin thank you that was a baby would i know after the fact damn i just ate some of the baby or am i like dude i just ate a muffin what are you guys fucking freaking out
Starting point is 00:29:33 about listen nobody nobody's freaking out you're just eating babies i'm like what are you guys fucking all the way through i'm eating a muffin that's freaking out yeah yeah no that's fine or am i seeing my sister hold this muffin like this and i'm like or she's changing the muffin i'm like what the fuck is going on yeah that's the other thing because i'm very rational and i'm gonna be like it's too deep you need 10 seconds max on this question and that's all that's allowed no i think too much i'm eating baby muffins i'm seeing my sister change a muffin i'm like there's this doesn't add up okay listen we're all gonna be alive we're gonna avoid muffins for a while now we have no concept of babies we don't
Starting point is 00:30:09 even we don't even know what a baby is we just know what a muffin is yeah so we really don't like that's fair like yo how did i come about i get in trouble my mom is only popping out muffins i get in trouble when she can't pop me out muffins. I don't know how I was created, but not like that. Yeah. Okay. I'm just a baby muffin. Easy.
Starting point is 00:30:29 What's next, Carter? Worst person to send a nude or text to? That's our next topic. Sexed? Yeah. Parents. Okay. So this happened to me.
Starting point is 00:30:39 I don't think parents that bad for me. This happened to me before. For you. For you. Because you're very close with your parents. So there was like, someone sent me like, what your like favorite sex song? They sent me like that thing or something like what's your favorite song to have sex to? Something along of the sort.
Starting point is 00:30:54 And you guys know when like you highlight a message? Like to like emphasize or ha ha. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it deletes all the other messages and just makes that one really big. I did that and just left my phone open because I don't have the lock on so then my mom hands me my phone hey someone wants to know your favorite sex and she says i didn't look at it and i'm like what and then i look i'm like oh fuck you looked at it of course you looked at it why the fuck would you say this recent Not recent, but it happened. Okay, okay. How old were you?
Starting point is 00:31:25 14. 17. 19. Oh, that was my second guess. Early 19, late 19? Does it matter? Late 19. It does matter.
Starting point is 00:31:36 19 something. Oh, I see what you're doing. Late 19. I see what you're doing. I get it. But that's basically. Were you like in the clouds? What do you mean? At the time?
Starting point is 00:31:48 Was I high? No, nevermind. It's whatever. Okay. Yeah. Go ahead. Keep going.
Starting point is 00:31:53 But yeah, so it's basically my mom knows without a doubt. Yeah. I mean, he has a different, when it comes to like his parental relationship is completely different than what most people are used to. For sure. It'd be my mom
Starting point is 00:32:05 it'd be the most awkward thing in the world you you can get away with that your mom would be like what would happen if your mom got that message I don't know
Starting point is 00:32:12 I've never had any conversation with my mom about anything sexual anything like that I think your mom would pretend like it never happened
Starting point is 00:32:18 no yeah yeah no it would be it would just be we'd be at family dinner just acting like it didn't happen how was your week it was good it would be the worst thing yeah
Starting point is 00:32:27 so it's your yours is your mom 100 my mom without a doubt how about you my parents are off the table that's yes and i i agree with that yeah dude it would have to be like maybe boss. That would be bad too. Maybe grandma. Grandma. Grandma would be bad for you. Grandma would be bad. Grandma would be bad. Or like maybe an ex would be bad.
Starting point is 00:32:58 No, your ex wouldn't be the worst thing ever. They've seen it. Yeah, but what if it's like, damn, let me reopen this book. Well, yeah, you just delete it and forget about it grandma you can't you can't forget about that yeah grandma's not gonna forget about that christmas comes around remember when you sent me a picture of your penis yeah oh my god grandma was it big you know i don't know yeah probably grandma grandma's the worst part out now leave it Cut that part out. Leave it in. Leave it in there. Leave it in. Grandma, was it fat? Mom for me, for sure.
Starting point is 00:33:27 That's my answer. Maybe grandma for you. I could see that. Uh-huh. Now that we mention it, I don't know. Your grandma's so pure. It's just like, you don't want to do that to your mom. She hates everything that's not what she would do.
Starting point is 00:33:41 You don't want that. With my mom, I could probably make a funny joke out of it i think so too your mom and my mom are that's my doll straight up so probably be fine i don't know man boss would be boss would be weird imagine like your boss you maybe send him a nut video right imagine you send a nice little dick pic to Angelo. You know what I mean? You can't come to work the next day. Well, you can, but you just have to follow up that message with,
Starting point is 00:34:13 what did you think? That wasn't meant for you. Yeah, you can get out of that. See, that's what I'm saying. I didn't mean to do that. It's all about, like, I think this is a deeper question, man. It's all about how comfortable are you with yourself you know like oh shit honest mistake i think it's more i think any cloud has to be somebody that i just met and i'd be like oh my gosh like this was that would be worse for me
Starting point is 00:34:37 yeah for easier i mean easier yeah it's like oh my bad yeah it's like i don't even know you you saw my penis whatever yeah no big, no big deal. Oops. Yep. But somebody I know that I got to see consistently. Every, all the time. Now. You know what it would be is probably like a friend of my girlfriend. That would just be like, that's just like opening up a can. So this makes me think of, I did take a- If it's a genuine accident, like, oh my God, really of all, of all people. I did take a dick pic in eighth grade.
Starting point is 00:35:07 Okay. That's not a good idea, man. I was in the back of Carter's mom's car. In the car? Like when you took it? No, no, no. But I took it at my house. And then right before that, though, I was looking at pictures of space.
Starting point is 00:35:21 And I was just screenshotting pictures of space. You know, space gets me hard. You pictures of space. Space gets me hard. You guys know that. You guys know that. I didn't know this. I took a dick pic right afterwards. I'm showing my friends these pictures of these clouds in space.
Starting point is 00:35:37 I'm like, look at this crazy space picture. We're like, we're in the back of Carter's car. It's me and my friend. Other two friends, Carter's mom, Carter at the very top. And I'm like, dude, look at this. Look at this. Look at this. Look at these crazy pictures of space.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Me. Dick pic. That sucks. That sucks because we looked at each other and we're like, oh. Worse than your mom? Did you notice? Were they like like oh my it was just my dick dude it wasn't like but was like oh my oh my god that's a big penis or was it like it was it was it was he's late it was eighth grade penis eighth grade penis man some eighth grade penis you know not ours you know ours is never there Not ours. You know ours is never there. Not ours. Look, I know what
Starting point is 00:36:25 eighth grade penis looks like for me. Not like that. It wasn't anything to tell, God, dude, this dick was crazy. It was like, we just looked at each other and I was like,
Starting point is 00:36:36 don't tell anyone. Just don't do it to me. I can't afford it right now. Are you friends with those kids still? Still friends with them. That's good then. Shout out. Wasn't a deal breaker.
Starting point is 00:36:49 Wasn't a deal breaker, but man, is that not fun to show somebody? That is hilarious. My dick in eighth grade. It's not tight. Fuck you, eighth grade. What are you doing taking eighth grade pictures? I was feeling it, dude. I wanted to see what it was all about.
Starting point is 00:37:03 Fuck that, dude. I couldn't even tell you how big my wiener was, eighth grade. Not a lot, man. Sub four for sure. Maybe four inches, yeah. Maybe. No, maybe. 100% sub four, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:13 I would try to sleep. I hope you got a good angle. I hope you got a really good angle. Just straight over the top, dude. Oh, yeah. The top is okay, though, because you can't tell how long it is. No, it's bad. The top is the worst. In that't tell how long it is. No, it's bad. The top is the worst.
Starting point is 00:37:27 In that scenario, it's not the worst. You don't know. Okay, maybe he's really long. I don't know. Maybe I have it at the top of my head. Yeah. And you're like, what the heck? That giant dick.
Starting point is 00:37:37 You still got it, Carter? Pop it up on the side. You still got it. All right. How do you guys think someone discovers they have a poop fetish? Say it on the mic. Poop fetish? How do we think someone discovers they have a poop fetish? Say it out loud. Poop fetish?
Starting point is 00:37:47 How do we think someone discovers they have a poop fetish? Accidental. 100%. Maybe you're fooling around. Crazy, wild, anal night. You got a little bit of residue on there. I'm like, damn. That is really dirty.
Starting point is 00:38:02 Accidental? That seems like a stretch. No, that's a stretch. I feel like it happened you know somebody just took a shit and you're like it's there you go i think it's gotta start with the smell has to be if you're not the smell smell is really big for me if you're not attracted to the smell you should be like oh that's disgusting but they're walking in there like yeah people like that maybe you don't even smell it maybe it smells like loop you know ky jelly on
Starting point is 00:38:26 there and now it's like oh damn there's like a little bit of there are people who like really like poop i don't go sponsoring ky this is a terrible question my stomach is turning yeah we're supposed to go eat after this yeah i'm running accidental and that's my final answer i'm going off smell it's got to be that it's got to be like like that's my final answer. I'm going off smell. It's got to be that. It's got to be like, oh, I'm kind of into this. What stinks so good? What could happen? All right, hurry up.
Starting point is 00:38:51 Let's try it out. What's your answer? It's in my throat. I don't like it. Yeah, now I'm uncomfortable too. Yeah, that's... I don't feel good about this. It is a little foul.
Starting point is 00:39:00 I've never... I mean, you smell it. You smell your own poop and you're just like, you could deal with it. It's still like... Sometimes you're like, You know you can deal with it But it's still like You know sometimes you're like Oh damn Okay What did I eat
Starting point is 00:39:07 Legitimately it's gotta be Either smell Or like The feeling Taste You get when you do it yourself No it's not Okay
Starting point is 00:39:16 That's Come on man Real quick Come on Okay so I actually Just had this conversation I got it from Your mom's house
Starting point is 00:39:22 So guys There's some guys Waitep that no no free promo yeah yeah ymh it's a podcast there's there's girls there's dudes who are into girls who fart like cake fart yeah we talked about that's a fetish yeah what they like about it is girls doing something dirty uh that so them farting is like doing something dirty. They're not. So them shitting is the next level of something dirty. A girl pooping is even dirtier. Girls don't poop. Smell is too much for me.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Smell is way too important for everything going on. As soon as I smell that, no, we're done. I get that. But that's where they're coming from. The guys who are into girls farting are probably the same guys who are into girls pooping. It's next level. As soon as farting is not enough,
Starting point is 00:40:09 they go more up. That's prestige level three. You know what I mean? One more rung on the ladder. Two. But like, so like, my thing of a girl doing something dirty
Starting point is 00:40:18 is like being a sub. That's my thing. Okay. Carter, what's next? Do you know what I mean? Get me out of here, please. Yeah, we don't condone guys that have a poop fetish. Unlimited amount of anything in the world except money.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Unlimited amount of anything. I know Logan's answer. Starts with S and ends with X. That's good. That is a good answer. Go ahead, bud. Let me hear it. Let me think. Come on. It's hard. That is a good answer. Go ahead, bro. Let me hear it.
Starting point is 00:40:46 I don't know. Let me think. Come on. It's hard. You're coming up with the questions. I need time to think and process. Except money. Except money.
Starting point is 00:40:53 But was running like protein. No. Test. Test would be a hot beer. Maybe you guys are thinking inside the box. What are you thinking? Drake is always outside the box kind of guy. So like, obviously when you like my, inside the box what are you thinking drake is always outside the box kind of guy so like
Starting point is 00:41:05 obviously when you like my my first thought was definitely logan's face value thought it's it's sex right but but then i was like no i think the best answer that you could possibly give to this question as far as drake max concerned is resources. I want an unlimited amount. Pick one. Unlimited amount of resources. That's a plural form. Oh, shit. Okay. You need to pick one resource. Six.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Wood. Give me an unlimited amount of wood. Wood is expensive right now. Wood is very expensive. So that's a great way to... I want all the wood in the world. Unlimited amount of oil. You could sell that. No, I want oil, Bo. No, I want it. I'm getting
Starting point is 00:41:51 oil. Give me the water. Give me all the water. Oh, that's good too. I just want all of it. Unlimited? Air? Unlimited amount. Anything. What could I resale? Resale. Sneakers. Jordan 1s. Unlimited Jordan 1s. Straight up.
Starting point is 00:42:07 Yeezys. What about you? I picked wood and water. Bo doesn't get either of those. Wood and water. What is Bo going to pick? He doesn't get either of those. Weights.
Starting point is 00:42:20 Weights would be nice. Yeah. Unlimited. All the weights you could ever ask for. Probably anal for me. You're a big anal guy, man. Do you know I want that one? I want wood, water, and anal. Not yet.
Starting point is 00:42:34 He doesn't have it yet, but once that becomes not enough. If you're going to do anal, I'm going to do oral. You just want unlimited head? Head is better than sex to me. Who says oral? Unironically. You said anal, I to me. Who says oral? Unironically. You said anal. I said oral.
Starting point is 00:42:47 That's the, we're anal, oral, vaginal. Baby, what do you think? Have you ever asked for oral tonight? No,
Starting point is 00:42:51 never. Have you ever asked for head? Can I get some oral? Have you ever asked for a blowjob? No, I've never asked for it. You've said oral before, haven't you?
Starting point is 00:42:59 Can I have some oral sex? Matt, please. Would you mind, baby, would you mind? Baby, baby,
Starting point is 00:43:04 this might be crazy, but I'm kind of feeling some oral right now. I can see myself saying that. I think you've said it before. I can see myself saying that. That's wild, though. You should refrain. Baby girl, last night's oral was nutty.
Starting point is 00:43:19 Literally. I'm about to confess something to you. But I have a confession to make. I'm so excited for this. Oh my God, that's so long. Yeah, it's bad. Stop fucking peeking, dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:34 All right, so those of you who know me, that I'm not super experienced when it comes to sexual things, due to the lack of experience, it kind of makes me scared to try anything with girls because I don't want to embarrass myself. But, you know, when you get in the mood, women like that. Well, it's just you don't really care. You just go for whatever.
Starting point is 00:43:53 And I totally understand that. I've been there. We've all been there. So one night, me and this girl, I was talking. We were hanging out. We were talking to, sorry. We were hanging out and watching a movie or whatever. And then things started to get pretty hot.
Starting point is 00:44:07 She started taking my clothes off, and I was doing the same. This wasn't the first time this had happened with this girl. She'd given me top before. Shut up, top. Shut up. Shut up. Damn. I'm so proud of you.
Starting point is 00:44:20 Oh, my gosh. I'm grinning. She'd given me top before, and I wanted to return the favor. So I said, fuck I'm so, I'm grinning. She gave me top before and I want to return the favor. So I said, fuck it. Let's munch some box. This is word for word,
Starting point is 00:44:30 by the way. All right, let's munch some box. I started to go down on her and I honestly didn't know what to do nor what to expect. The taste really threw me
Starting point is 00:44:41 off guard at first, but I kept going anyway. Got to. You have to. That I kept going anyway. You got to. You have to. That's a good man. You have to. It got to the point where it made me gag. I was so scared that she somehow noticed me gag and I kept going.
Starting point is 00:44:59 Then after a little, I finally just gave up and went back to letting her do her thing. Oh, my God god that's so good this is worse than the penny story i love this so much i've never never in my life gagged after never never munching yeah he might be what was this man tasting dude you know what he was probably doing he's probably licking like bottom of the... Regardless, no, it's not that. It doesn't matter. There's no reason you should ever taste.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Help me out. I'm trying to get some space. You should never gag. I hope the guy did not just ruin that for me. Wait. Wait. Hold on. I need to ask you guys.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Why did this happen? I hear a gag and it's like. This was sent in two weeks ago. Like define gag. You know? If you gag, it's got to be terrible. Was he like. Yeah. You ever put like a tablespoon of salt in your mouth and you're like.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Like probably like that. You probably took like a lick. Was there a sound? Had to have been. Had to have been. If she noticed. Either like he's tensing. You know, you hear like a. Or something. If she noticed, either he's tensing, you hear like a or something. If she
Starting point is 00:46:07 noticed, dude, that's... That poor woman. Well, she went back to doing it. I respect it. She's a trooper. But at the same time... I can see him gagging. Can you imagine? Do you think it's on all fours ass in the air no i think he doesn't know what he's doing his ass is totally not aware of his backside he's just
Starting point is 00:46:35 looking at a vagina like oh my god i'm gonna do it i'm doing the thing i'm gonna do it i don't think he has that he's like i don't know what the fuck is going on right now. He's thinking too much. But think about like the adrenaline, the endorphins, the dopamine. It's like pussies right in front of me right now. For the first time ever. You're not thinking about what your back looks like. His ass is fucking in the air. How do I get to this target that's in my head?
Starting point is 00:46:59 I'm tall. She's low. I got to get low. He's scared. He doesn't know what's going on. Just shaking. Probably teeth chattering. she's low I gotta get low he's scared he doesn't know what's going on just shaking probably teeth chattering I don't know
Starting point is 00:47:09 if I had my ass in the air or not the first time I've done it so much I've done it and then I watched a video where they talked about it
Starting point is 00:47:15 I was like I catch myself with my ass in the air and then I lay down or like a vine maybe or something like that where they're like talking about it
Starting point is 00:47:22 and I'm like I never even thought of that literally I catch myself in the act and I'm like oh shit yeah thought of that literally I catch myself in the act and I'm like oh shit yeah no just stay away
Starting point is 00:47:28 from the knees I've got a nice arch where she's hanging off the bed and you're kind of like you know like squatting down
Starting point is 00:47:35 but you almost have your ass out I usually she's off the side I'm on a knee like a baseball knee I got one knee on the ground
Starting point is 00:47:42 and one like I like the bottom of a lunge off the side of the bed you squat you're saying your knees are on the floor only one yeah i need to balance okay one knee's good actually i like that it's a power move that's the best confession i've ever heard in my life that beats rutabaga piss pie for sure or rhubarb i mean rhubarb that's just so tough i mean what did it smell like did she have something going maybe she had some you had to smell. If you almost threw up.
Starting point is 00:48:07 I wish he would have described more how much he disliked it. Because it's like, you gagged, bro. Damn. That's crazy. Coming from a man's point of view, especially when you haven't done much. If you're in that situation, almost anything's going to go. You're like, oh my God. This is it.
Starting point is 00:48:24 This is it. I'm i'm here i'm doing it finally yeah the first time i ate box i ate box for three hours until the bottom of my tongue was bleeding yes that poor woman this part yeah i did a little strength thing yes i had no idea what i was doing i was fucking stabbing with my tongue i was just like how far can i go closer you didn't want to run your face back then i i wanted to see how deep i could all of it dude nothing was stopping me so if i like if he caught a smell or whatever that caused him to gag it's gotta be it's gotta be i don't i don't gag easily so I don't know
Starting point is 00:49:05 maybe he just has like a nothing and you're horny down it's all here it starts and ends and imagine
Starting point is 00:49:13 dude this is like cause like when when sex stuff's happening anything goes that's what I'm saying so like your penis is
Starting point is 00:49:20 pointing inside of your stomach yeah I mean you could fuck your own belly you're brick to the max as hard as you can get and you're still gagging and you're gagging yeah she's foul we're talking first first time well like yeah what do we did we go for a freaking 17 mile hike right before it's it's got to be you got to blame it on lack of experience no he didn't like rub and like maybe scratch your nose and sneak a sniff or something you you've got to test the waters before you go swimming yeah have you ever maybe you have you
Starting point is 00:49:49 you got to dip your foot in before you just straight up also if you stay to the top of the pyramid and you're just playing with clit you can dodge the taste you can dodge all bad bad bad it's basically you're just like licking the nasty comes from down on the slime yeah from what's explained though maybe he doesn't even know where the clit is he might not he might have been down in the hole and the thing is you think he skipped straight to b-hole might have been right no he didn't skip to b-hole he knows better than that yeah that's good you gotta know i mean there's too much available information nowadays you know like oh i'm to miss this whole thing. I'm in a butthole. There's clearly a front butt and a back butt. That's obvious.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Girls do have two butts. Fuck, dude. I hope it doesn't ruin it for them because that's one of the best parts. That is one of the treasures of the world. Man, I really enjoy eating box. Munching is what we use. Sorry, sorry sorry i enjoy to munch the box you love cabbage straight up you from from like you know thighs on shoulders i'm not ass out you know like
Starting point is 00:50:58 i'm talking full like i'm in your sniper lay down stance right? When you go from that stance of like your arms are in between the arched legs and then you go from arms out to hands up, put them on the insides of the kneecaps, and then you push back and now they're more on their back. You're trying to make them tap. Yes. Like I'm doing an arm wrestle move. Be careful because you're putting Logan in the very...
Starting point is 00:51:30 WWE. Logan's envisioning this himself right now. You know what I'm talking about. And now you have access to all this stuff, and you can get as freaky as you want to get. Noises start getting louder, and then breath starts getting heavier. It's closer to your time.
Starting point is 00:51:48 Unless you choke him out, then there's no breath. Don't bring that up. He wasn't eating box for that. We're down low. We're reaching heavily. I'm not choking around. I can reach that. I can reach that for sure.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Depending on the size of the woman. Ideally, I can reach that. I can reach that for sure. Well, depending on size of woman. Ideally, I can reach that. Yeah, we could reach it. We're not. I've never. I don't think I've ever choked a girl while I'm eating her out. I don't think I've ever done that. Yeah, no, no.
Starting point is 00:52:13 Barely. Yeah. That's like a one-off type vibe. That's where you have a belt around her neck at the same time you're pulling. All right, see, now, Logan, you're doing shit that I'm not doing. Keep going. But I appreciate you dude I like that you do
Starting point is 00:52:26 what you like a belt? come on dude come on man Jesus dude alright that's all that's all we have so
Starting point is 00:52:36 I do the toes patreon thing to remind them oh yeah we definitely we definitely need to remind them we're about to take off our socks
Starting point is 00:52:44 there's going to be at least 40 toes in the picture all wiggling all wiggling even wrestling we'll do a wave whatever you want we're going to do it well we'll do what we like we're free ball it for now and then we'll just wait for the you know you'll get exclusive right now but after today you will have to go to patreon toe no it's going to be on the patreon you're going to have to Patreon toe page. No, it's going to be on the Patreon. You're going to have to see it on the Patreon. But we'll take requests if you want a little added to it. I want brutally honest feedback. You want us to toe wrestle with each other.
Starting point is 00:53:14 Interlocking toes is a high value thing. Maybe you want some whipped cream or just something added. Hear me out. I knew a girl. This guy wanted to watch her dog lick ketchup off her toes. Paid like 30 bucks for a five minute video of her dog. Not five minutes.
Starting point is 00:53:32 You know what I'm saying. A short brief video of ketchup licking dog off her toes. Men are so fucking weird. So hot, dude. Gross. So toes. Men are so fucking weird. So hot, dude. I mean, they're gross. Gross. So icky. Sick.
Starting point is 00:53:50 But yeah, we'll do stuff like that for you if you pay. If you pay. We used to take our shirts off. Now it's going to be socks. We need to have a donation thing. A little link. Yeah, straight up. You want interlocking toes?
Starting point is 00:54:03 We're here. That's a three-digit thing. You want us to wrestle big toes. We'll do it, but, you know. Tournament style? Take care of us. That's a four-digit thing. Take care of us.
Starting point is 00:54:10 Tournament, yes. Take care of the babies. Okay, anyway, take us out. Take us out. It's been episode 28. It was a good time. Next week's going to be really good. Halloween episode.
Starting point is 00:54:18 Very scary. I'm going to be very scary for Halloween. So. Well. You'll see us next week.

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