Who Knows? Who Cares. - Bo and Women? Help.

Episode Date: March 18, 2022

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No, I'm fucking killing a moose. What a good argument. It's a better point than I thought. Yeah. Right? He's going to charge me. I'm going to step out of the way. See ya.

It takes 10 seconds to turn around because he just ran to the cage. But you already kicked that one. His antlers are stuck in the chain link fence. And I'm just fucking hacking at his leg. Boom. Now he's weak. He's limping.

Three legs. You would really think that you have ever thrown a leg kick in your life with the way you talk about it? Yeah, the way he talks. But he really thinks... Oh my God. have ever thrown a leg kick in your life with the way you talk about it. Yeah, the way he talks. But he really thinks. I would never run into a pilot. Oh, my God.

He's never thrown a leg kick. He's thrown one leg kick in his life. He trains. He does something. Yeah. Because he's talking about throwing leg kicks like this. I'm going right at the joint. I'm fucking his moose leg up.

And I'm taking the moose step. Yeah. I'm calling up Pete. He's going to suck my cock. Actually, whoa, whoa. You're real big. Whoa. I mean actually oh whoa whoa you're real big you want me to swallow

you're a fucking liar give us an update give us a love update hold on we gotta we gotta let everybody know I'm in love who can't see us

and I don't I don't necessarily know what love is so I can't be like oh I'm I'm in love i this to me is love hold on drew what what is what does bow and love sound like oh well well first off i mean yeah well we gotta let everybody know what's going on you know we're just starting right now so we can ease into everything if we need to bow's the boys bows the voice you know saying hey i'm in love he doesn't know what it is yet but he's in it for sure I'm in love. He doesn't know what it is yet, but he's in it for sure. Okay,

not that I, obviously, I can't know what it is that I've never been in love, but I feel like I'm in love, so I feel like that is enough, right? I've never felt like this

about anyone else. Sure. I got Logan on my left here. Say what's up. Oh, I didn't introduce myself. My name's Logan. Hey, I'm Logan.

Yeah, Bo's in love. I'm Andrew. You know, we're, who knows who cares? To give a little backstory, I'm 27, and this is the first time I've been in love. I'm Andrew. You know, we're who knows who cares. To give a little backstory, I'm 27,

and this is the first time I've been in love. He thinks. He thinks. Don't try to sabotage me right now. He's had a lot of opportunity to kind of compare against other girls too. So he knows this is the one because you're- Carter, can you believe these guys right now? I've been going through a lot for the past week or so.

Let's talk about it. What have you been going through? Yeah, let's get into the juice. Look, we got in a little argument. Okay. I didn't come into it with the right headspace at all. Okay.

Because I talked to this man too much. No, you've got to stand up for your, you've got to say like, no, you're terrible to talk to when it comes to women. You think you guys think so? Terrible to talk to when it comes to women.

So wait. Yes, thank you, Carter. What did I tell you? I came into the conversation where it was like, you better accept my opinion or like you're not right, which was completely wrong. That's not even what I was told. I didn't say, or you're not right. You just, you got to say what you feel, but you can't be ashamed to do that.

To feel the way you feel. No, I said that, but I was also just kind of condescending. That's on you. That's not on me. also just kind of condescending and that's on you that's not me i didn't tell her i know that's on me i get that you should have wrote a letter i guess i should have wrote a letter yeah she probably would have loved that she would have loved that i did write a love letter oh yeah give us give us some story man let us let's hear what happened what you ruined that was it and we just we got a little argument she said i remind her of her ex-boyfriend i know it's's tough. But I can understand that.

But it's hard. I feel like when you care about somebody I want to show I feel like I want to protect her a little bit. So if I see something I don't like I want to be there to protect her. Or yourself. Myself too maybe. If you see something you don't like. That is true. It's about you at that point. That is true.

So that's why I've been trying to take a step back and be like okay maybe I was wrong in this aspect. Which is what I was trying to explain to you. Nah fuck you man. That is true. So that's why I've been trying to take a step back and be like, okay, maybe I was wrong in this aspect. Which is what I was trying to explain to you. Nah, fuck you, man. That a lot of women like to play victim when this shit happens. That's true. And they don't acknowledge it. He's also the guy that's like, oh, she's going out tonight? Yeah, she's fucking other dudes.

That's only to him. That's only to him. He deserves that. Come on. I don't need to think about that stuff. Well, you can't ignore it, though. It's a possibility. That's fucked up. Don't put that in my head, dude. Look, it's everybody. It's how it goes. Fuck you, man. I'm just saying.

You gotta make sure... If you say something and then you get... Would you say gaslighted or gaslit? Because gaslit sounds fucking terrible. Gaslit. Gaslighted, actually. If you were gaslighted for seeing what you feel, that's shitty.

That's tough to deal with. Yeah. Especially when you care about them because then you're like, damn, she's kind of being a bitch. But I don't. If you get gaslit, then yes. Yeah.

Gaslighted. It's also really hard when you're in the moment because then your emotions just all come out. You guys know more about this than I do. So this is what you got to do next time something happens. Teach him. This is what you got to do. I'm not listening to this, but okay, go ahead.

Trust me on this one. When you get upset about something, and you're like, I could cut your head off in the name of, what is it? Sharia law. I could cut your head off in the name of Sharia law because that's how mad I am right now.

You looked at me like I knew, I didn't know what that drew knows. If you get that upset though, where you're like, I've seen red right now, whatever. Anyways. Okay.

It'll happen. It'll happen. At some point you'll get really pissed. Drew. No. Cause he doesn't have emotions. You, I think I have more emotions.

You're going to get beat up. Okay. I think I get beat up by girls a lot. That's fair. Starting out. If, if, yeah, if you don't't stand up for sure but what you got to do is basically just be like okay okay i'm really fucking mad i'm not gonna talk to them just don't say anything big listen i need to take like a day to myself i need to do that i need to take more time you because then you can think about it yes not like obsess over it yes but like really come up with a

well-constructed way of how you feel. Yes, I like that. Because if you do that, you can basically give them a list of like, listen, I could see where I'm right and this is how I feel. And I could touch parts of where you were at with what you said originally. I like that a lot. The problem is. No, shut the fuck up.

I like where you're going with this. This usually doesn't happen until after. Yeah. You realize like, oh shit, I'm stupid. That's exactly what happened. It wasn't that bad. That's exactly what happened. This is what I should have done.

That's usually what happens. Yeah, that's exactly right. It's very hard to be in it and be like, you know what? I'm not really mad. Because all you're thinking about is like, dude, she's probably fucking somebody else. Well, what I do is I get really mad, but my way of dealing with it is not talking to them until I can figure out how I feel about it. No, I'm 100% on that level.

I like that a lot. That's the best way., I'm, I'm a hundred percent on that, on that level. I like that a lot. That's the best way. I mean, like I said, I'm complete, I'm a little kid in these aspects. I'm brand new to this. So I,

you know, I still have to learn. Did you say you loved her first? Yeah, I did. And how she said it right back for like a little context. How long have you guys been together? Okay.

Well, I've known her for years. Okay. I didn't know that was a question. So how long have you guys been together okay well i've known her for years okay so we've been together i didn't know that was a question so how long have you guys been together a month in a week or so that we i after i said it okay he's acting like he doesn't know he knows the hours and minutes for how long they've been together yeah i know march 12th they're they're they're deeply in love they're a month and you said it first right we were both which, there's nothing wrong with that. I believe it. This is how I feel, Beau.

I feel like that sometimes on the third date. I'm ready to say it. I don't know what I'm feeling right now. I've never felt this before, but I have felt it multiple times. But this is the first time I've ever felt this. So I'm just going to say it. And it usually works out. So you usually say it first?

No. Because you could be open. You could be vulnerable right now usually it's not like it's usually like we both kind of do what you did where yes well we were both playing at it you're you're there's one time where we're in the car together we were looking each other in the eyes are we feeling the same way right i knew what was going on yes and nobody wanted to say it and it was like yeah it's like cat and mouse this is the worst thing that happens bo is you guys break up in a month okay and you said i love you who fucking cares well it's gonna hurt a little bit but you know but i mean what i'm not saying that i'm saying like what's the that's what i'm saying there's no there's no disadvantage of saying i love you yeah yeah he's like it's just another page in his book you know logan loves everybody i just don't like that like the masculine thing where it's like,

I can't show a woman my emotions. I can't be too vulnerable. It's like, fuck that. No, that works. Vulnerability works. Yeah, but at the same time, I'd rather just be who I am. And if she don't like it, she doesn't like it. Fine.

Well, I'm vulnerable. I think you guys just don't see it. No, you're not. You're not vulnerable whatsoever. I think there's a full side of Andrew, of Andrew, that he doesn't show, that he has completely hidden from us 100%. I can see that. We need to get his girl on the podcast. I think so too.

I think it's a great idea. I think we would love to walk through their relationship and say, hey, how did this go? When did Drew... Have you ever heard of paradise? It's like a walk in the park dude it's perfect everything every day

perfect it's great that we have these phone pads up that she can't hear any of this conversation now that we got some she can't hear anything not that she's directly

on the other side of this world how is life living together honestly it's pretty good pretty good she takes care of me quite a bit how long have you been living together

like a month and a half. How long have you been living together? Like a month and a half. And how long have you been dating? About six, seven months. Which he lied to us about. Like six, seven months. Maybe not lied, but he just never told us. That was a secret. That was a secret.

That he was in a relationship. That was a secret. No, it just... I mean, Logan knew. Isn't that crazy? The first time I'm ever... I like i gotta tell andrew i gotta tell andrew that's my boy yeah he's going through a relationship for four months and he's like oh i'm about to move in i'm like with you what are you talking about like well that's not true you

guys knew we've been together for six months i'm like she's been around halloween she was at a party he saw i mean maybe maybe a month went where i didn't talk to you guys about it for sure like two months like two months in. 100%. I don't know. You saw her. It's just fair. It's just a little rude to your friends to just keep that.

It's not rude. I'm just, you know, I got to make sure. I don't want to. It's like you guys are like meeting my parents, but I don't really care if they meet my parents. That's a good fair. My friends are more important than my parents. Yeah. Like Logan dated this super young girl like a couple years ago dude so so young he

wouldn't even let me meet her dude no everybody everybody met her but me and i don't know if he was just being like a piece of shit trying to make me feel better like dude like so this is what happened you met her most that's why you didn't need to defend yourself a little bit because it sounds a little weird okay what drew saying she was's saying, she was 18. I was 19. Is this true? 18 or 17. No, she was 17. Okay, so she was 17.

She was 17, and then we talked for like a month, and then she turned 18. It's not, 19 to 17 is not weird at all. No, it's not. I just like to make fun of them for it. But this is my point. I had just gotten through breakup.

I talked to this girl for like a week and a half Two weeks I'm like Breakup Mad Whatever It was whatever

I'm so proud of you It was whatever dude Dude that's so sick And then I started talking to this girl And it was like After like a week and a half Two weeks in

I'm like I love you No No It was more just like I'm just kind of hanging out With this person Cause

I don't want to be alone right now Yeah exactly You know what I mean You wrote You wrote a song on a paper plate. Not to her. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, not to her. Yes, we were on a group friend trip.

It was not to her. I was going through some shit, okay? I was trying to get my emotions out. Logan was at the bottom and then dug a little bit deeper. To see how far I could get. Yes. I wrote a song on a paper plate. That's where my friend was.

That was the worst time of my life. You could actually... We have a picture that we should put up where it's like all of us at Oceanside and my face looks dead. Yes, it does. It looks terrible. Was that when I was at Oceanside with you guys?

Yeah. You remember that. Dude, Logan was like never around. Anybody... I was dead for a year. It ruined everything. Oh, it changed your whole personality a little bit. I was gone for a full year. Completely just like... At least a year. Maybe almost a year and a year. It ruined everything. Oh, it changed your whole personality a little bit. I was gone for a full year,

like completely just like, at least a year, maybe almost a year and a half. We're getting the old Logan though now. Yeah. It just took a little while to get you back.

He's coming back. My shine is coming back. He's coming back. It took a little while to get me back. The more he's listening to some Drizzy, you know, a little Uzi.

Logan's coming back. I appreciate it. It was indie music for a while. Yeah. Sad, just. Dude, I had to figure it out. I was like, man,

this is rough for my sake. But we'll be there soon. Yeah. Sad. Dude, I had to figure it out. I was like, man, this is rough. For my sake. But we'll be there soon. Yeah. Don't say that. Hopefully a little later. Matt did the magic eight ball last night, and everything's going to be good. Matt did it?

Yeah, Matt did the magic eight ball on Discord. We're good. What'd you ask? Well, me and Allie worked out and said yes. Like forever? Yeah, we're good. Or does that just mean for this situation? I don't know.

You've got to ask Mark. Dude, magic eight balls are very specific. Yeah. You guys will work out this time. You guys will work out right now. Dude, you should ask way more. Now your session's over. Oh, I'm good. Oh, shit.

Anyways, we're talking about Logan here. Let's go back to Logan's relationship. Oh, the reason why you didn't meet her though is because it was like, dude, this isn't a person worth meeting. Well, that sucks. Which is fair. Because everybody else met her

and I was like, damn. Everyone else met her by circumstance.. Well, that sucks. Which is fair. Because everybody else met her, and I was like, damn. Everyone else met her by circumstance. I'm left out. That should also show you that you matter a lot in your opinion. But Logan is like the kind of guy that forgets everything. So he's like, oh, wait. I don't want to hang out with Andrew today. He'll never meet her.

I think that's what happened. And now it's like a cover-up of like, oh, dude, you're my bestest friend. No, no, not at all. My thing is the my thing is, the other thing is like, I don't want Andrew's opinion on anything I do. That's not true. I need to,

I need to get on that. That's how I feel. Yes, I need to get on that wavelength. So it's like, I don't care what Andrew says. That's not true. I think,

I think he cares too much and that's why he's afraid. I think that's afraid. But yeah, that's the other thing. I mean, I don't know. I feel like I've dated, I don't know. You've dated a lot. I did.

He's literally only dated. That's all he's done. I took like six months off once. How was that? It was fine. Sad, right? No, actually it wasn't. That's when I got ripped.

That's when I was on. That is true. That's when I was on Shredder. Was when i was on shred was that when you were oh yeah when you had that video of you in the in the doorway yes i remember that i remember seeing a picture on facebook i was like holy shit you just saw my shoulder too yes and i sent you that picture i was like he looks good right i'm like you haven't seen anything i was like you look good yeah that you were that's what i mean that's what i look i mean you know at your lowest that was me at my no that was me doing good but i don't know so what happened i mean you know i tried to do a bulk whatever you know it's coming back you'll get there it's coming you'll get there

man it'll be fine it'll be fine maybe you need to break up with your girl and you'll i talked about all the time like listen you know i think we might need to take a break take a little break just so i can get shredded yeah i. I need more time for me. Yeah. I get that. I can't be hanging out with you. I need to do two a days. You make me fat.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. We talk about it regularly. That's a big problem in relationships. For sure. We're open about it though. I'm like, hey, listen. What about you?

I feel like. We gotta figure this out. I feel like for you and like for me, I'm at a point where I don't think that's ever going to affect me. I've worked out for 10 years without anybody. So mean we've regardless we've always been super thin so it doesn't really bother us will affect you what you just said what you just said was you think it won't affect you but this is how it will potentially okay i mean it's like say you get a real job not that you don't have a real job but like you work three days a week. Does he have a real job?

Might be four soon. Might be four. Maybe four, right? Wait until you have to work five, maybe six, because you want a promotion. You want to work your way up somewhere. So you are there 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. every day, six days a week. Okay. And then when you get home, you're like, oh, well, now I got to work out.

So now you've gone from nine, from five, you're home for an hour, chill, just give yourself a little bit of break. Yeah. Six to eight, you're like oh well now i gotta work out so now that's fair gone from nine from five you're home for an hour chill just give yourself a little bit of break yeah six to eight you're working out you just see her at 8 30 9 o'clock every day sounds great but it doesn't work in a relationship after a while okay and i understand that after a while i've been working out for so long to where i literally could probably work out two to three days a week and still maintain what I have. We're not talking about that. Only for so long, though. He's saying that you're either going to have to at some point choose the gym over a girl that you care about is what he's saying. And I've started to choose the girl. Yes.

100%. Which is new. Well, it makes sense. You're a month in. It's very new. It sounds great. Those are deep. It sounds great.

Like, oh, man, I can only work out three days a week. But after you do three days a week for five months, you're not nearly where you were at when you're doing five days a week. You know what I mean? It's very true. That's what happens. I mean, it makes sense. I mean, it's tough now.

I have like a, I mean, not quite a nine to five, but I'm not what I used to be. I used to do fucking nothing all day. Yeah. I was home all day and then I'd go to the gym. All I did was go to the gym. That was like my one task of the day. That's all you need.

Where you get to socialize. You know, you get out, you get out, see public, like in people in public. That's enough. Now I go to work, come home for like a half an hour, eat, go to the gym, come back. She's ready for bed. But you guys live with each other too. So it's nice. I'm literally never home.

But that's the thing is like. But that's a little healthy too. Cause you're not like always together. Well, it depends. For a while. For a little bit. Okay. So it's like you have like three weeks of that.

It's like, dude, I don't even know what the fuck's going on in your life. Like all we do is see each other at nine o'clock and it's like, hey, good night. Exactly. But you guys are texting all day. No.

Yes. Not all the time. I don't text. Okay, well that's you. He doesn't text me back either. You don't pay attention to anything going on in your phone. I've got life, dude. I all the time. I don't text. Okay, well, that's you. He doesn't text me back either. You don't pay attention to anything going on in your phone. I've got life, dude. I'm living life.

Yeah. Anyways, we've talked a lot about relationships. You had a couple things you wanted to bring up, no? Some topics we want to talk about tonight? I had one that I wanted to touch on, yeah. I feel like we should jump into it now. We've been talking a little bit about it. Recently, we've been getting a little bit of clout on our social media.

Which is crazy. I would think they should have a lot of 10-year-olds. Your number might be a little high. Some people were going crazy. Looking at the comments, I feel like I go a little more now. I know. That's how I feel too. I feel like I get up it a little more.

I don't think people are taking into account the fact that 10-year-olds aren't going to be able to sit back and develop a solid plan and be like, okay. Real quick. We're going to all join in together. They're not going to do that. Real quick, one of my favorite comments on that video was this one kid said, oh, I could easily beat up 150 white 10-year-olds. Yes.

He said, but I can only take 50 black kids. That's fucked up. That's hilarious. I think there's something to it. I think we talked about the Asian. They're smarter, a little bit more developed. They might be a little more disciplined in culture, I guess. Well, in China, they have to grow up a little faster.

But we're not talking trained robotic kids to kill. This is like you go to a random school. Hey, fourth grade class, fight this kid. Try to kill him. They're not touching me. I'm knocking them down. One jab is taking out one 10 year old that's what and that's what someone said yeah it's like someone's like

it's not killing my only problem was i'm gonna have too much blood in my knuckles or something like that no that would be a problem yeah some fucking guy was like oh dude only problem is i'm at bloody knuckles i gotta rub some dirt in them my favorite part was reading the comments that was the comments were hilarious no doubt that's a 40-year-old man trying to sound tough about fucking up 10-year-olds. But I love the fact that like, because I'm not around 10-year-olds, so I don't even know what they look like.

My coworker showed me his son, unfortunately. And I was like, dude, 25 is too low after seeing your kid. I ain't beating the shit out of your kid a hundred times. No doubt. That's how I feel you know skinny

so so skinny they're 10 years old dude they're small and I'm 23 I'm fucking killing all of them they're very fragile all of them I think so too

but yeah anyway that question makes me talk about what animal you guys could kill in like a cage match with your bare hands no weapons nothing

it's so hard animals are different animals are designed to like yes you get to choose to kill okay like almost most of them can we choose like the age range like not like a baby animal no no not like a baby let's talk about full-grown animals yeah prime prime animals because you're in your prime right you'd argue in your prime yeah i would argue that too yeah i'm kind of you want to one for one on the down decline yeah you're on your prime, right? You'd argue in your prime. Yeah. I would argue that too. I'm kind of on the down. Decline.

Yeah. I'm on the decline for sure. 37? 27. 38. But I feel like after 25, it's all downhill from there. So you guys are almost there. No.

You're going to feel how I'm feeling. No. Yes. You're going to start losing hair. You're going to start. Your dick's not going to work anymore. Okay. That's tough.

I'm sorry you're going through that one. Let's hop on the pump, Reg. Yeah. Bo's finally going to send the pump. I'm on a great regimen right now. Yeah. Everything's tough. I'm sorry you're going through that one. Let's hop on the pump, Reg. Yeah. Bo's finally going to send the pump. I'm on a great regimen right now. Yeah. Everything's great. I hope so.

I hope so, man. Anyway, let's not talk about this. I don't know where we are. Poor kid. I could easily, I mean, any dog I think I got, whether it's. That's tough, though. A trained German Shepherd, you think you have? Yeah. I think so. I mean, any dog I think I got, whether it's. That's tough, though. A trained German Shepherd, you think you have? Yeah.

I think so. I don't know. I think a trained German Shepherd is going to be 50-50. It's basically a wolf. I think if I can get a hold of his neck, maybe. They're bigger, but they have the same brain. Size is important. But a trained German Shepherd, like the canines?

A full German Shepherd size, like a big one? Are we talking like domesticated animals trained to kill me? Because we're talking like, oh shit, I'm in the wild. We're saying peak. We're saying peak form. Cage match. Me and an animal they captured. A German shepherd in peak form, I see a canine that's trained for

the academy or the police and that's peak form German shepherd. You're being a dog. I'm being a German shepherd. Any one of them you got i don't think so it's biting me i'll fucking i'll scoop its eyes out with my bare hand i'm killing a german i don't think you could kill a german shepherd i think i could take a german shepherd what do you think you could take what's the biggest thing you could take he can't even squat without his knee hurting yes but if the adrenaline is going i think i can get a hold of a German Shepherd's neck and just choke it out to death. I forgot.

I don't get adrenaline. I forgot about that. No, yeah. You're just... Yeah, my bad. You're not as strong as I am. You're just what it is. Yeah, well, it's true.

Duh. You don't have what it takes. There's a reason for that. You don't have what it takes. I have everything it takes and I would kill any dog. It's so hard. Like, this is a question

I'd have to sit back and really do some research on. See, because I looked up a cheetah before just because I wanted to know what a cheetah was. They're not that big. I think you talked about this once, how you could kill a cheetah before, just because I wanted to know what a cheetah was. They're not that big. I think you talked about this once, how you could kill a cheetah, and I don't believe you, but then I looked into it more, and I'm like, maybe.

65 pounds. They're just fast. They're just quick. They're just fast. I'm killing a cheetah. Yeah, I'm in a cage. I'm killing a fucking cheetah. But how are you going to kill it?

I could choke it out. You think so? Yeah. 100%. You think you could just get an animal in a rear naked choke? That's the only way to kill that animal is that possible I think

what are you gonna do that's the only way dig through its skin with your fingers no yeah you can't you don't have the teeth like we don't have the teeth for that

yeah I'm either they get a hold of your neck you're done I'm definitely going for eyes I'm poking eyes out for sure that's not gonna kill them though no but it's gonna make them not able to see me idiot

what what are you gonna do just lunge at something or just walk up and kick them just keep kicking them until they die I don't know I'm killing a cheetah dude

no questions asked I don't know do you think you can killing a cheetah, dude. No questions asked. I don't know. Do you think you can kill a cheetah? Dude, a cheetah is like this long. I'm capable. I want to believe I could kill one. Some dude killed a bobcat. We talked about this too. I think I could kill a bobcat. I think I could.

But I've seen some big ass bobcats. But I'm getting fucked up in the process. A tiny bobcat. We're not talking about the one mutation of a bobcat that should have been a lion. We're talking about a bobcat. I think I could kill a bobcat. See, the thing is, I think a pit bull would kill me. No, I don't think a pit bull would kill me. I've seen some, I've seen like, not like the Hulk pit bull on Instagram, but I've seen like just a pit bull walking around once.

Yeah. I was like, that dog would fucking kill me. Like if it came to like me or that dog, that dog doesn't feel pain. Like I've had a pit bull before and it bit a German shepherd. They jumped over our fence like at the same time, like my dog and their dog. And they were just rip, taking turns, ripping each other's cheeks off. Like both of them were missing parts of their cheeks. Yeah.

But you got to think about it. You're not going to die from like an arm wound. That's where I think. I think obviously we're a lot smarter than an animal. Right. I'm giving up my forearm. It's going to get fucked up. And I'm letting them grab a hold of it.

And then I'm shoving my forearm into the ground. I'm putting my knee right on top. Exactly. We're on the same page here. And dogs are like, oh, fuck, I'm blacking out. I got to let go. It's, oh, I'm going to kill this guy. And then they're dead.

No, it's literally they're not going to let go. And then once they're down, I'm curb stomping the fuck out of that dog. It's me or him. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair. I think any dog. No problem. Bobcat.

I don't know about any dog. I don't know about any dog. Bobcat. I got it. You got a stretch. I got a Bobcat. Bobcat is fair. They're not that big.

I'm feeling less and less confident in my answers. Yeah. The more Andrew says he could do it, the less I think I can because I don't think Andrew can. You know what I mean? I could do it. I'd kill that cat. I don't think it's 100%

of the time type thing. Okay, 95%, whatever. There's going to be a weird fluke that like tripping and maybe like bites my neck, whatever. Sure. I don't know about that.

I don't know. It's so hard to say. It's locked in. It's so hard to say. For you. For me. I don't know. What does that mean?

I don't know. How do that mean? I don't know. How do you kill a snake? You just grab it. And then you just grab its head. You catch the head. No, yeah. The snake's not a problem.

Now, I might get bit and I might die to the venom after. But you already got the metal. Yeah, you already got the metal. It doesn't matter. It's who dies first. And the snake is dying first.

You're going to get the antidote. Yes. Because you killed him. Whether or not he's dying first. He doesn't know he killed me. We kill snakes. He doesn't know he killed me. Anything in the water, I'm losing.

A cheetah is like... I could kill a kangaroo, I think. I think I can kill a kangaroo. See, those are harder to me than a bobcat. They're built standing, so it's if you just like juke it out like Kangaroos are strong as fuck. They're strong

but you juke it out and they have legs not like humans but they have standing legs that's something you can get like you dig your fucking hooks into. Oh like a leg kick

all the time. Well you can just dig your feet like under their belly if you get behind them and you can choke that bitch out because he can't squirm.

I feel like choking an animal out would be way harder than we're making it out to be. You think you just grab a kangaroo in a rear naked choke and you're good? Well, I'm saying if I was going to kill it, that's what I would do.

Is there like, what is the esophagus? Is it like, so eat, like ours is right here. Right. Is theirs the same way? Yeah. They're just right there? I would assume so, yeah. You think so?

I don't know how that works. I don't know. You think it's like in the back? I don't know how animal anatomy works. I can't talk. I'm sorry. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know yeah i don't think a kangaroo is a problem at all i think i've got a kangaroo too yeah i it would be pretty cool to say that you you went hands with the kangaroo and you won i think that would be kind of fun like box one because they always

talk about you saw have you seen the video the guy that like squared up on a kangaroo and he fucking snuck a right hook and the dude was like this. That's what I'm talking about. He was like, arms out like this, like shocked. Like, dude, this guy just fucked me up. It's easy. That's exactly, I feel like you do like,

one of, like you miss their, because they do their feet kicks. That's all they are, yeah, the kicks. So you miss their feet kicks once or twice, and then, Okay, that's fair.

and then you punch him and he's like, what? And then you're like, punch him one more time. You just show dominance and he's like, okay, I don't want anything to do with this.

Swivel around him. Okay, well there's some animals that are like that are designed to be the predators, and there's some that aren't. Kangaroos aren't predators. I'm not picking those. I'm picking what I can win. Okay. Kangaroo, I'm killing for sure.

Cheetah, I think I've got two. Their speed is their main attribute. They're so fast. You don't think they're just going to hold your neck? No. They run fast. They don't. I mean, they're not. That means they're quick, though still maybe what do you mean maybe if they're gonna jump at

me i'm i'm ready for it i'm throwing a forearm up for sure we got to look at like a video from india with like a cheat on the loose and see what that looks yeah i think that we're underestimating animals potential that's what i'm saying with the cheetah you have to distinguish between like you've been talking about cage cage match and in the wild. Because I would say probably 70% of a cheetah's thing is the fact that they sneak up on their prey. Okay, no, it's cage match. It's cage match. It's head to head.

Without that ability to sneak up on their prey. Winner gets 500 grand. It's a cage match. For sure. I'm killing a cheetah. Winner gets 500 grand. That's the only thing you have going for you yeah i'm trying to think what i could put my whole arm down their throat of that like would suffocate from that just stick

your arm down their throat like like i'm trying to think like like the one of the worst ways to ever but like you're losing an arm the process what i'm saying though is like what if like that's what it takes to know you have to be willing to do whatever it takes your life or death pretty i'll lose whatever as long as i'm saying like if you put your whole arm down something's throat to win. No, you have to be willing to do whatever it takes. It's life or death, whatever it takes. I'll lose whatever as long as I'm living. If you put your whole arm down something's throat and just like

coddle with it until it fucking chokes. That's my thing with the forearm. I think animals aren't going to be like, oh, I have to change positions.

They're going to hold onto my forearm until they die. Their brain turns off once they're biting. That's it. Bite, bite, bite, bite the whole time.

It's like you when you eat. Yeah. I just don't know how strong. Yeah. I get that. That's what we share. Eat. Yeah.

Yeah, that's it. That's all you got. I've got better odds than getting the mind of it. No, you're primal as fuck. You can definitely kill a lot more than you think. It's true. It's a good point. No, it's true, but we're like, we're so.

Got you. We've gotten to a point where we don't do that anymore. We're so domesticated. We don't... We go to work, we go buy our food at the fucking store. You ever heard of Leverking? He does simulated hunts all the time. Okay, well, he's probably killing a lot more animals than we are. No. Yes.

No? Yes. He's pretending he shoots him and then he just... Yeah, probably. I mean, he just tears heart. You take a wolf? No, hell no. You're not taking a wolf. That's tough because wolves are big but they're like a dog.

But wolves also rely on the pack. An individual wolf can still take down a fucking moose. I don't have a wolf. I'm not a moose. You're definitely not a moose.

I can do push-ups. Definitely not a moose. A moose can't do a push-up. He just yells a lot. He's got a big head. I don't think it's possible to choke out a moose. A moose can't do a push-up. He just yells a lot. He's got a big head. I don't think it's possible to choke out a moose. No.

So how are you killing it? We're talking wolf here. Okay, I'm just saying. I'd still go for the eyes on a moose. You're not killing a moose through the eyes. You're going to die to a moose.

100% you're going to die to a moose. No, you are. You're getting stomped out by a moose. They're like 1,000 pounds. Like over 1,000 pounds. Yeah. I'm not throwing up a moose. No, you are. You're getting stomped out by a moose. They're like 1,000 pounds. Like over 1,000 pounds. Well, yeah. I'm not throwing up a moose.

And they're like eight feet. We're talking wolf here, okay? You're going to die to a moose. I might die to a moose. You're definitely dying to a moose. And if a wolf kills a moose, you're going to die to a wolf. That's very fair. If you think about a moose, they run at you like a train, right?

I'm very agile. You're in a cage. Oh, so agile. He's so agile. I could turn on a dime. You can't even get on his back. I don't need to get on his back. I'm very agile. You're in a cage. Oh, so agile. He's so agile. I could turn on a dime. You can't even get on his back. He's very fast. I don't need to get on his back.

I'm throwing leg kicks. I'm snapping his ankles. He's throwing leg kicks to a moose. What's a moose going to do with no legs? Think about it. He's going to swing his head back and forth? No, I'm fucking killing a moose. What a good argument.

It's a better point than I thought. Yeah. Right? He's going to charge me. I'm going to step out of the way. See ya. It takes 10 seconds to turn around because he just ran to the cage.

But you already kicked that one. His anus are stuck in the chain link fence. And I'm just fucking hacking at his leg. Boom. Now he's weak. He's limping. Three legs. You would really think

that you have ever thrown a leg kick in your life the way you talk about it. Yeah, the way he talks. But he never runs in a fight. Oh my God. He's never thrown a leg kick. He's thrown one leg kick in your life with the way you talk about it. Yeah, the way he talks. But he would never run in a fight. Oh, my God. He's never thrown a leg kick. He's thrown one leg kick in his life. He trains.

He does something. Yeah. Because he's talking about throwing leg kicks like this. I'm going right at the joint. I'm fucking his moose leg up. I'm taking the moose dub. Yeah. For sure.

I draw a line at water animals. I can't hold my breath very long. Well, yeah, but I mean, you wouldn't... Are you fighting in their element at this point? We're talking about a cage. You can't fight a whale on land, man. Well, yeah, but... It's an wouldn't, are you fighting in their element at this point? We're talking about a cage. You can't fight a whale on land, man. Well, yeah, but.

That's an easy dub. I just run because I can't move. We're not fighting whales, man. Just suffocate. You're not going to

fight a whale. I don't even have to throw a punch at a whale, bro. That's an easy dub. Come on, man. Like, I'm not doing an alligator.

Yeah, you're definitely not doing an alligator. You don't have an alligator. That's for you to have the line. I mean, the only thing I could do is tire him out. I see everybody jump on his back, whatever.

I could do that. You could do that. I could jump right on his back. You can't penetrate his skin. You're not winning. Bo, I've seen somebody put their whole head in an alligator and pull it out. No big deal. Those things are fucking...

Because they didn't close their mouth. They're stupid. I'm killing an alligator, maybe. You know? This is good. I'm killing an alligator maybe. You know? This is good. I'm going for the eyes. Yeah. You know, you can't see me.

What are you going to do? Just bite the air? It doesn't matter. I'm killing them. An alligator. Okay. Maybe. That's fair.

Out of water. That's like 50-50. Yeah. Well, everybody always says, you know what they say. When they hear out of water, water is like a fish out of water yeah easy kill what else do they say

you know absolute power corrupts absolutely yes they do yes uh huh what is there anything else

yeah an apple a day keeps a doctor away you know they say a lot of stuff a lot of stuff you know but you know

I'm just trying to trying to make it out here. I could probably kill an alligator. I think about it. Yeah. The animal conversation is just difficult. I feel like it's, it's a 50 50 in a lot of scenarios.

If there was a test question, I am putting a large cat on that answer. Okay. I like that. I don't know what's bigger, a cougar or a mountain lion or a cheetah. You don't have a leopard. That's for sure.

No, no, no. We're kind of leopards. We need to start low and work our way up. Leopard and cheetahs are very similar. No, they're not. What kind of leopard are we talking? Leopards are basically lions without the fucking hair. That's what a leopard is.

You're not killing a leopard. I think you're thinking of jaguars. They're pretty similar. Leopards are kind of small. I think, right? You're not killing a leopard. I'm pretty sure leopards eat crocodile.

So cheetahs are giveable but now a leopard is no fucking way. No shot. What's the difference between a leopard and a cheetah? What does a cheetah kill

though in the wild? Cheetahs kill like antelopes. They don't kill deer. They kill helpless animals. Leopards are predators. They're not alliators. They kill rats. No, they don't.

They don't kill rats. I hate rats. They'd have no problem killing you, dude. You're not yet. I think there'd be a little bit of a problem. Like, damn, my eyes don't. They don't kill rats. And I hate rats. They'd have no problem killing you, dude. You're not yet. I think there'd be a little bit of a problem. Like, damn, my eyes are gone. I can't see.

You know? I'm going for the eyes every time. I mean, even shark. I mean, we'll take a shark, to be honest. They say go for the eyes and the shark, and they're done. You're not killing it. You're just blinding it to where you go for the eyes that it leaves. It's leaving.

But if the shark knows he has to kill you, then he's going to kill you. Shark doesn't know. He can't even read a book i can read like 10 books have you though honestly probably close no only because of school on my own i've read like three books like for quote unquote fun whatever you want to call it i'd kill a leopard, I think. Leopard is not happening, but we'll give you that. Not 100% of the time, but... You're an elite specimen. You really are.

I'm a super athlete. Yes, you're the 1% of athletes. One out of 10, though, I'm going to say I can kill a leopard because it's true. If I could... I got 10 lives. I can kill a leopard once.

Hey, I could kill a leopard. Maybe. Right? That's fair. Or no? No. You don't think so? No. I don't think so? No.

I don't think one out of ten. If you sparred Mike Tyson 20 times and you beat him once, you're not. Nobody's beating Mike Tyson here. Okay, this is an example, Bo. Please understand this. Okay, so what's your argument? If you beat him once, are you going to tell people you beat Mike Tyson? Yes or no?

You just said those one out of ten times you'll kill a leopard. You just asked me if one out of 20 times would I beat Mike Tyson? And the answer is no. No. Prime Mike Tyson? A thousand. The worst part about it is he probably believes he can step in and beat Mike Tyson and take one out of 20. He believes that.

He's going to be tired of 20 rounds. No, it's not like that. You're going to prime Mike Tyson. Is Mike Tyson fought, what, like 50 of the heavyweights? Heavyweights. We're talking 250-pound men. 45 of them? 250-pound men.

Drew's not a 170-pound average-sized male. No, 165. I broke, I shattered that plateau, okay? You saw me touching 185 out in Ohio. You touched 175 and you shot right back down when you got home. He's ridiculous. Let off the gas. Ridiculous.

Whatever. Stupid. Mike Tyson would never let off the gas. Numbers are important. I'm saying. It would never happen. If you ever beat Mike Tyson, you would tell people, hey, I beat Mike Tyson. You're saying if.

You're asking if. It's not if I would ever. I'm never going to fight a cheetah in a cage. That's what I'm getting at. Maybe a cheetah maybe win once. That's what I'm saying. Leopard never winning. Run it through deadliest warrior. I'm taking one round, even if

it's a thousand. It's going to be a trillion. One round. It doesn't matter. I'm beating a cheetah. And he choked on your fucking ripped off arm. He was just taking a lunch break, and he just choked on a bone. A win's a win. A win is a win. A win is a win.

A win is a win. Whatever. Let's change this. Do you have any other topics you want to talk about? I'm putting leopard. I'm putting leopard down. I'm saying I like the cheetah. I think a cheetah's like, am I every time no but do i think i could win

i got a decent amount of times i got a couple and this this ties in what we talked about first like um you know bow is freshly in and out of a relationship i don't even know what's going on right they're in really deep though they're madly in love madly in love they've been in it for a while i mean i don't know how she feels i hope she feels the same way well she does you're gonna think the same way. I think she does. You're going to think the same regardless. It doesn't matter.

I see Bo as a little boy in pajama pants. You know what I mean? Dealing with a 40-year-old. Just going like this. Please hug me. Just with his hands over it. Just shy. Whenever you want me, Mom.

It's okay if you don't love me. I love you. You're like an orphan that needs a family is what he's getting at oh that's tough that's just what i feel though that's not what it is i don't see it that way but it's okay it's fine no we we were talking about how like different it is being single versus relationship and how the grass is always greener on the other side always doesn't matter i don't i don't know what that means so remind me of this so like when you're when you're single you're like damn like i wish i had somebody that like

would go to the store with me because i don't do it by myself but when you're with somebody sometimes it's like i just want to be by the store by my fucking self like fuck dude i want to do every single thing with you but then when that's gone you're like damn am i want i wish i had somebody to do every stupid fucking thing with me. And with you, I mean, you haven't really experienced the other side yet, but. I've been alone my whole life. Logan and I understand that it's very much that way. The grass is always greener on the other side.

It's true. I actually talked to my girlfriend about this. She was asking me, like, how do I feel that I haven't really dated? And, like. You tell her that's all you do? No, no, no. The dated as far as just, like, going on dates and, like, maybe do I feel that I haven't really dated? You tell her that's all you do? No, no, no. The dated as far as just, like, going on dates and, like, maybe hooking up with somebody once or twice. Oh, okay, okay.

Just dipping out. Not really ever getting in a relationship. And I was like, Andrew and I just, we had just talked about that. I was like, you know what's funny? Me and Drew just talked about this. And what happens is you can be, like like it can go either way. Like you could be like the guy you'd be Bo where you'd be ugly. It could just not be going your way.

I'm getting there. I'm getting old. But like really like you could be the guy where it's like, hey, like I really like you and I hope you like me. But it's not like value. This is what this is. Please, please, please. Baby girl.

This is what Nicole and I were talking about. She's basically like you could be like, I really like you. You really like me, but like, they just don't like care as much as you. And that sucks. And then on the other side of it,

you could be like, I don't really care that much, but they really care about me. You know what I'm saying? Like it can go either way. And when you're dating, you don't know what you're getting into. Yeah. You can just basically get into something where it's like,

you're opening yourself up to like a million fucking options. So it's like, it's a give and take. Like the first three weeks will always be sick. Yeah, those are the best. You will always, always love it.

It's brand new. Sex all the time. It is. Yep. It will be the best. You're gonna only find the best. It's like you love them. You love them after three weeks,

a hundred percent. And that's, I mean, it's what it is though. Yeah. It's really like, listen, like you're idealizing yourself to somebody. You're just basically showing them like the best parts of you. Life's not that serious. That's all you get. You're basically only having sex the whole time. Yep. You don't really have to talk about like, you can talk about like, Oh my God, like, I just feel this way about like the world sometimes. Like, oh my God, I get that. And you're like, this is, this is. She gets me.

They get me. Oh my God. And then like, you know. Then something comes down the road and you're like, wait. I thought you got me. She doesn't. I thought you got me. Yeah.

Wait a second. You're a bitch. You know? I fucking hate you. You know? I fucking hate you. You know? And that's, you'll get there, man. I don't think I'm gonna get there.

Fuck you guys. That's what it is, though. That's what it is. It's just how it goes. Dating's so fun because, but there's gotta be a woman out there that you're not gonna feel that way about. It's true.

You think so? Yes. So it's terrible to go into the mindset with, oh, I'm gonna get to that point. No, I'm gonna go into the mindset with, it's gonna be great. If it isn't, then my heart's gonna get broke, and that's fine. He thinks it's a to go into the mindset with, Oh, I'm going to get to that point. No. Well, I'm going to go into the mindset with, it's going to be great. If it isn't, then my heart's going to get broke and that's fine.

He thinks it's a mindset game. What I, he thinks dude, he's like, Oh, she's happy. I'm happy. That's it.

We're done. We're happy. Everything's okay. He doesn't understand it. He doesn't get it. He does not get it. Listen, I don't agree with Drew a lot. I don't agree with him a lot, but...

He doesn't understand anything. He really doesn't get it. Dude, it can't get... No, this house is always going to be... It's only going to get better. Literally, that's it. I'm only going to know her more. We're only going to have more and more sex.

I'm never going to get tired of her. I think it's going to get harder, but that's okay. It's only going to know her more. We're going to have more and more sex. I'm never going to get tired of her. I think it's going to get harder, but that's okay. It's only going to be perfect. We're already five weeks into this. I know everything about her. What could go wrong? That is such a bad mindset to have, though. It's not a bad mindset.

It's a terrible... It's not a mindset. It's not. It's reality, man. What happens? Snap into it. There you go. Okay, but... Take the buttons off your eyes, bro.

We are in real life, big dog. Okay? And I... Look, I understand. I've been in that fairy tale too, dude. I was 15, you know, eight years ago. I get it. I've been in your shoes, dude.

Stop trying to bring me down right now, man. Stop trying to bring me down. He's just mad that I found somebody that's great for me. And he's a little jealous. So I was a little envious. That's what I'm saying, though. He's not joking. You guys are both in committed relationships. No, I know, but that's like- It's not our first one. That's what we're telling you. No, but he's not saying your relationship's due to fail. What he's saying is like, if you are in, like, you date enough times, this is what's going to happen. You understand how it goes. I'm different.

I'm different. He's different. He's different. He's one in seven billion. He's crazy. Exactly. I've been 15 before. Dude, like, oh my God, I can't believe the first girl I've ever met.

There's got to be one. This is the thing, though. What you're saying, Beau, you could be 100% right. I just got back from, I golfed with this guy who married his wife 48 years ago. That's what I'm saying. It's possible. But like what they had that connected them was like the same idea, like Carter. They had like a Carter relationship.

Okay. Where it's like super Christian, but like, that's not like, that is their whole thing for sure. But like, that's like what binds them. Okay. Like no matter what it's like yo like we got married after three weeks

or like their third date they got married. That's crazy. And they've been together for 48 years. Okay that's awesome. You know what I mean? Yeah.

And shit happens he's like listen you know it's gonna get hard things are gonna get tough but you just can't quit. That's his whole I like this guy. I love him.

I love this guy. He's amazing. I hang out with him more and andrew less if you you can do that but it's like you both have to be there no you have to remember too you're not this guy it's it's a little bit different a lot of girlfriends you know yeah he had a lot of girlfriends he knew and it would be crazy if your number one was the one you know maybe it's crazy i don't know fuck you man it might be again i don't know i'm not saying that it's not but i'm saying you're basically implying that it's not impossible at all he's implying that it's not and this is the negative energy i keep getting and then i talk to him and then i go talk to my girl and then that's why we get your argument you're bringing're bringing in the bad vibes. Yeah, I'm bringing in the fucking bad vibes.

The problem is he agrees with what I say. Internally, he's like, yo, okay. He's great at convincing people of his point. He's explained this a lot. It kind of makes sense. He's explained this a lot. He's great at getting people to agree with him. But what he's saying, though, is not like you.

He's just explaining life. Yeah. The 99% of how the world works it is it is very it's like at least you're the one percent though no yes exactly and even i fell victim to the game of dating man that's what i'm trying to tell you the best that's best is in this shithole of dating you got to go through a bunch of shit to understand it's fair even that's what you know you're your top idol drake what does he say he had to be with a lot of women to have Even, you know, your top idol, Drake, what does he say? He had to be with a lot of women to have this kid.

You know, he understands the game. You got to try out the shit ones, bro. I'm not saying it's a shit one at all. Please understand that. But I'm just saying. You're basically implying it. And I'm taking it a little offensively. I'm not implying it, okay?

He doesn't want me to be happy. I met her. He doesn't want me to be happy. That's true but i don't want her to be unhappy if she could be like dude i fucking hate beau i can't wait for this to end and you are a little sad sure why not that's okay i'm okay with that you deserve that you deserve that much but do I though? If it does happen, I don't want to get... I think, okay, I got it.

I got it. I figured out what Drew's trying to do. He's just trying to prep you for what could happen. Exactly. Not that what he thinks is going to happen, but I think he's just basically saying from his experience

and what we've actually talked about. Don't break your world when it happens. Be like, oh, okay, I knew this was like a possibility. Not that it's going to happen. But don't you think that having that in the back of your head is setting you up for failure? It is, 100%. Take it from me. Because that was setting me up for failure when we talked this last week.

And I set myself up for failure. When I had the mindset of like relationships can't end, they don't end. Yeah. Because like my parents were married at fucking 12. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like. I had the same thing.

So like I was like, oh, like when you marry somebody, you're with them for like when you meet the right person and you have a really good connection with them, you never leave it. I had that same. That's my thought. Yeah. That's how I was. So it's like, I'm like, you just never let go of that because when you find it, that's

the one time that you're probably going to find it. I don't know. That's what I was thinking. That's how I grew up. I grew up like that, though. So it's like, and then things happen, you know. These things happen. I'm so sorry.

These things happen, and then you're like, oh, shit. Okay, that's not real. How was that for you? What was like the month after with your first? How difficult was that? You don't have to talk about this. I know, but's not real. How was that for you? What was like the month after with your first? Oh. How difficult was that? So like, because that's the thing. You don't have to talk about this. I know, but it wasn't.

For me, you need to talk about this. Yeah, so it wasn't like, it wasn't a month thing. It was like, like you're kind of talking to them still. Like when you break up with someone. Yeah, yeah. It's never really a breakup. Like until it is. Yeah.

So usually like a breakup takes like four months to like really be done. That's like so accurate. You like, you get like three, four months of like, damn, I miss you, but is it worth,

that's what it is. Wanting to kill myself every day to like try to get you back. Yes. So breakups and like you guys are both missing each other. Cause you guys were both like, if you say in a three year relationship, you've been with that person almost every day for three years. Now you're like,

okay, now I got to figure it out. But they're, they're feeling the same way. Like, oh shit, this was my idea, but I still don't miss that person all the time.

So like the breakup takes four months basically to like, you're still talking, still meeting up, still like talking almost, not every day, but like a couple of times a week at least because you go two or three days like you miss them you miss them yeah but then when it really happens and it's like really over you usually hate them by that point really well yeah because they did

that to me if they did that to you or like let's say you did that to them but like either way like the next four months is not the relationship you were just in the relationship you were just in was great and like you had your ups and downs but you guys were fucking committed the next four months is not the relationship you were just in. The relationship you were just in was great. And like, you had your ups and downs, but you guys were fucking committed. The next four months is like, oh,

I could leave you at any time. And you both feel that. So it's weird. But like, once that happens, that's like when my, my like rebound took like a year and a half. Cause like my breakup didn't happen for four or five months. I mean,

you dated her for what? Five, six years, something like that. So yeah. So like Five, six years? Something like that. So yeah. Probably more than that. Something like that. And it just like, but like, yeah, for me it was like,

basically like the illusion of you meet the one person, you think that's the one person. Like you still believe that. Oh, you still believe it? For a while. Yeah. Until then you realize it's not real. And then you're like, fuck what do i do now

and then you like okay i guess i gotta date someone and then you gotta replace this hole yeah so eventually you date somebody and you're like i hate this fucking person next and then you date someone else like this person's better like i guess this person's better but it's not her but it's not it's not even not her, but it's not, it's not even, it's not her. It's just like, it's not like now, you know,

this could end like this. It's not, I don't have that. Yeah. You know what I'm saying though? You actually know like, Oh, even the best thing that I thought I had ended. So now that I know anything can end.

So that's kind of where Drew's coming from, where I'm coming from, where we both are like yeah dude some of the good so you're just taking out your sadness on me is what i'm here no i know this from logan because when it's not true when logan you know he had like a bit of a stumble you know through his life whatever a little rough pass for it little while. It fucked me up too, you know, because whatever Logan did, I had to do. And Logan, like, was not fun. Almost like two years, I want to say.

I was like, man, I got to fucking hang out with Logan tonight. That means I got to wear these dumb clothes. I got to listen to some shitty music. And I have to, like, just be sad. But that's fine because Logan's going to be, just be sad. But that's fine. Because Logan's gonna be there. You know? And that's how it was.

And I don't want to do that again. So that's why I'm trying to prep you. Like, hey, dude. This is an option. Don't, obviously, don't, like, fucking play into it. Like, oh. You know, well, is this, like, is this gonna happen? Like, is this over?

Are we forever? Yeah. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying. I'm saying. We're not. When it happens, don't get fucking blindsided. Like, oh my God, I can't believe this happened. You know what I mean?

Like, Logan was like, dude, this is all I've ever known. This is my girl, you know, 15 years. It's all I've ever known. Gone. Gone. Forever. Like dust in the wind. So you're afraid to lose me is what you're saying wind You're afraid to lose me

Is what you're saying You're afraid to go To the dark No not to lose you I feel like that's coming Like I mean this girl Is taking you away from me

Almost indefinitely And it's been a month No that's not true So it's like I just don't want to deal With the bullshit Of like fuck Me moving

Has taken Ourselves away from each other That's what's going on Now Bo's so sad All the time I hang out with him And I'm sad I don't I don't want to deal moving has taken ourselves away from each other that's what's going on now bo's so sad all the time i hang out with him and i'm sad i don't i don't want to deal with that true i didn't make you sad logan you made me sad well at least you felt something bad at least at least you you could kind of could you tell though no yeah no because that's the thing is like did I feel it then I didn't know. There we go.

My, my whole thing with like, um, with, um, like when I was like not talking to drew basically during that, or like if I was, it was just like,

dude, like life's not fucked. Like I was like, I was like a 40 year old man who just like, like, like was like lost his family. You know what I mean? It's like,

what do I have to live? You don't fucking get it. That was me. Like, I chain smoked with your brother, like, at, like, 18. Yeah. Dude, I remember. You were at my house. No, me and Matt.

I just used to, like, me and Matt would just drive around together and smoke cigarettes. No way. Yeah, because, like, I was just, like, you're just in that. In the gin. What the fuck else am I going to do? Well, he knew that, that like I didn't smoke and I wasn't and the other thing is

Drew seeing me like basically what happened was like my entire I actually looked this up too I was a sports kid throughout my whole life okay so then sports ends

relationship ends so now you're like my identity's gone gone like I don't have a real identity no jock no high school sweetheart.

Nothing. What am I? That is true. I never thought of it like that. I looked that up today actually in the car. I never thought of it like that. I saw sports kids in the gym and I was like, man, I wonder if they lose. How do they recover?

I wonder if that had anything to do with what I was going through. So sports people lose their identity. They have a real trouble with finding themselves after sports. So that happened to me at the same time. You lost your girl. Yeah. So it's like, I'm talking to Drew loser,

man. She lost him. That is true. That's fair. Come on, man. Thanks, man.

You needed that. I got you. Yeah. What happened? Oh, but they basically like with the sports thing. So yeah, it's basically, I didn't have an identity. And like I'm trying to figure out who I am.

Like I had this such staunch set of rules for myself. Like from the time I was like 15 to like 19. And that all went away at the same time. So I'm like, okay. Now like that shit didn't work. So I might as well just try whatever the fuck's going on. So I'm like trying like drugs a little bit. A lot. Not that much didn't work. So might as well just try whatever the fuck's going on. So I'm like trying like drugs a little bit. Oh,

not that much. A lot. A lot. Like I'm going to say a lot. But like, this is what I'm saying is like kids in our high school were taking acid like daily. I was just doing drugs like every two months.

Just trying something different. That's not that trying to find yourself. Just trying to try and shit. Cause I've never tried anything. That's fair. But like, Drew is not that guy. And he sees me doing it. He's like, yeah. Trying to find yourself. Just trying to shit. Because I've never tried anything. That's fair. But like Drew is not that guy. And he sees me doing it.

He's like, oh no. So he was basically like, Logan, you're going down the wrong path. Things are going wrong for you. Yeah, I don't want to see you die. I'm doing mushrooms. I'm not going to die. That was one of them. You did pass out and break your wall.

You flooded your entire house doesn't know about that dude I'm not gonna listen to this I blocked her yeah okay I care about you so yeah but I was just doing drugs and like trying shit and like Drew's not having it's like dude I'm finding myself right now I can't deal with like this

negative energy exactly I'm already I'm already too down to like have like someone tell me what to do right now because no one knows what the fuck to do. That was where I was at. I think it's negative in his connotation. Not even negative. You're trying to be a good friend, but my whole thing was, Drew, you've never

tried anything, so you can't tell me not to try anything. That's fair. Until you've tried it and said, this is really bad, you can't do it, you can't tell me what's bad and can't do. That's fair. You should hit that date and said, oh, this is really bad, you can't do it, you can't tell me what's bad and can't do. That's fair. You should hit that date right now, actually. Yeah, I should.

Or just grab it from him and then give it to me. I got you. Yeah, that's fair. Get a good one for a ghost. No worries. You know what I'm saying, though? No, I feel you. So that's where I was at.

But yeah, it was two years of just kind of trying to figure what the fuck's going on. Basically, Beau, what we're saying is don't get so invested that you lose sense of reality. Or yourself. Yes. Or yourself. Just don't lose who you are. I mean, Logan went through like three personalities trying to figure out what happened. That's true.

It's actually 100% true. I can't imagine that happens to me just because I've already developed who I am as a person. You've never done it. That's the problem. How am I going to change who I am as a person at 27 years old? Hear me out. Let me tell you. My sister went through some shit.

Tell them. So my sister did what my parents did. They got married, married her high school sweetheart, the whole thing. Never, ever, ever tried. And she was just like, no, i'm gonna like devote my life to like being the best mom i can be being the best wife i can be that's my identity when those she's still the mom but like when the wife thing went away she's like holy fuck at like 30 something so she's like now going through all the things I went through at 18 at 30.

Yeah, but she was in love from when she was a kid. I agree. I'm not saying that's going to happen to you. But I'm sorry. You're a kid mentally. 27 years to figure out who the fuck I am. I agree. I'm not saying. You don't know though.

You're not going to lose yourself. You don't know. You're not going to go. Like you're not going to do that. But like you said, how can you do it at 27? It can happen to the guy at 45 who's drinking at the bar. You know what I mean? Like that can happen to anybody. You don't know who you are because. You know what I mean? Like, that can happen to anybody.

You don't know who you are because you haven't dealt with a lot of shit, especially, like, relationship-wise. Like, this is, like, your first, like, real thing. This isn't going to break you at all. We're just talking. We started as just us talking about, like, what's greener on the other side. Yeah. And, like, how.

I don't know how it got here. How. Yeah, that is true. I don't know how the fuck we went. And I still don't really understand that. I don't know what you were trying to say. So you'll understand. Or what you wanted us to talk about once you're like in a relationship for a while and you see like you know your friends that are like going out whatever and they don't have

like any like worries you're like oh damn like when you i wish i was out you know a little bit like hanging out i see what you're saying but then like you have something you always see the other side of it when you go out you're like fuck me like this shit sucks. I wish I could just stay home and hang out with the same girl. So then what are you

supposed to do at that point? You got it. So there's a saying I don't know who said it but it was basically like absolute power corrupts absolutely. Yeah there you go.

A penny saved is a penny earned. Bingo. Okay. That's not the saying. It was you're going to regret it if you do

and you're going to regret it if you don't. So it's kind of just picking out which side of the river. So basically're gonna regret it If you do And you're gonna regret it If you don't So it's kind of Just picking out Which side So basically Life fucking sucks Is what you're saying

So it's like Basically just kind of I've been on that vibe lately Honestly like My whole point I talked to Nicole about it She gave me a really good perspective She's like

I went on a lot of dates Like I went on Multiple dates Just one time Where it's like Yep nope Not it Not it

Next Next Next And then we started dating She's like, nope. Yep. Not letting go of this one. Thanks to us.

Not letting go of this one. Do you know what I mean though? Like, so it's like going on all those dates and like sifting through the pile. You're like, this one's worth fighting for. Okay. So it's kind of like, and like taking her like advice on that. I was like, yeah, like you could be on a lot of really shitty, like we've dated a couple of shitty girls.

So it's like, yeah, like you could, dating could just be that 95% of the time. That's the point. You know what I mean? It's literally a tryout. Yeah. That's what a tryout is. You know what I mean? So.

So it's like, you're not missing, just remind yourself of that. That's what I would say. When like, you're like, oh man, I wish I was just fucking. Like this is like a therapy session. I'm sorry that it's gotten to this point you have to remember that it's we're supposed to be like light and have some fun here

and we're having we're having fun you're the one that's like fuck like what do I do no I know what I'm gonna do we're just trying to tell you it's

oh I'm good it's not black and white is what we're trying to tell you that's fair there's a lot of you know variables and gray space this is what Drew and I

talk about all day. I'm taking advice from a 21-year-old right now. 20-year-old. Who? You. I'm about to be 24. You're 23.

He's kind of like 20. He's basically 20 years old. Give me 20. You guys want to call me old? You're young. I don't know what that says about me because I hang out with you guys.

You're a pedophile. I feel like I'm giving good insight. Yeah, no, 100% you are. You can't lump me into this. Okay, that's fair. He's trying to set you up for failure because he wants you back. Yes. That's not true. Look, I promise that's not true. He wants you back. He's the jealous ex. Listen, he's not, he's not, he doesn't just want you

back. No ex. You've never made me finish. It's 30%. It's 30% of that. Okay. I feel like 70% of advice, he doesn't give it right, but it's true. It 30 of that okay i feel like 70 advice he doesn't give it right but it's true it's like okay there's you know what i'm saying okay there's a lot of truth in what he's saying the way it comes out it's a little shitty i hate it too okay you know what i mean i don't like it either but i don't make it sound like oh yeah i want to do that but when it happens you're like oh fuck okay i kind of see what he said then i think that's what it is

i don't i mean you i don't like to sugarcoat shit i don't beat around the bush i don't it's not like oh man she she looks different i also think she's ugly i also think that's what it is partially be honest no this is what i'm saying, I think you also only think with your brain. What am I supposed to do? No, yeah, he is not the person that can take a step back and see something

from another person's perspective. He doesn't try to see the other perspective. What was that? I have no idea. Keys? Oh, somebody's getting a phone call. It's my phone.

Jesus Christ, that scared the fuck out of me. It scared me too. Yeah. But I think that's the hard part when you're getting advice from him is like,

listen, this is the only way. This is how it goes. how it goes not like okay listen there's points here and there you're fair here they're fair there but that's on you guys you gotta take like analytical notes okay i'm learning i'll take this this and this this makes sense i'm learning but the whole part where he says you got it fuck you dumb bitch don't add that in yeah i mean because that's me that's an outside view it's you trying to give inside advice and that's what's hard yeah you gotta pick pick just the nuggets okay that's fair i like that because for bo he's in it like dude oh i love this fucking girl to me she's bo's girl i don't i don't love her you don't care i don't

care i see what's on the outside you see bo's jaded like oh shit she spit on me but i love her you know he's like he's like a war guy he's like he's like a general where it's like listen at ease troops are gonna die send them in yeah send them in we're like listen let's try to figure out a way that we could talk this out we'll negotiate trade options something like that we're the guy who doesn't want people to die yeah like people are gonna die they're gonna die they're going to though yeah they're going to either way whichever way you guys go we can We like to avoid it. We like to try to figure out if there's an option around it. But you can't. Look, you guys can play what you want.

I'm a realist. You know, I understand reality. You understand reality. Correct. He does. And it's his reality that he understands. He understands reality from his point of view. And it's right.

It's right every time. He could beat Mike Tyson in a fight. 100% of the time, it's right. You know what I mean? He's a soldier. One out of 20. Yeah. One out of 20 times. I'm killing a leopard. Doesn't matter how many times it takes i'm gonna do it mike tyson it doesn't matter yep

easy one out of 20 you'll figure it out bottom line is okay bow keep your brain on okay hard on two but not you know completely hard right. That's what I'm saying. That's it. That's a good point. Okay. I appreciate that. That's a good point. Just don't,

don't get too lost in one month love. Okay. We've been there. One month. And we've been there. We've been there. Okay.

That's all right. See, I didn't like where you're going with it, but I like where you ended with it. Okay. We can end it right there. That's perfect. That's how I try to send shit off.

Yeah. You know what I mean? It's tough. Okay. I think we can wrap it up here. Carter's going to That's how I try to send shit off. You know what I mean? It's tough. Okay. I think Carter's going to take us out. Yeah. Go ahead, big dog. Thanks for tuning in this week.

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