Who Knows? Who Cares. - Bo Loves to Gay Bait.

Episode Date: August 1, 2023

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Yeah, I don't know that's how you don't shit your pants, but you should okay I'm like all like are you wet right now? You know what are you fully bricked up after kissing No, but we're not did you hear on right now? No, Bo, we're not. Did you hear the air horns? I think it'll be 55. Go ahead. Take us away.

Take us away. And we're back. Yes. 53, 4, somewhere around there. Or 5. 55. Somewhere in there. We're over a year, you know.

Who's counting? Over a year in the game. 56 weeks. Right. It's a big show for you guys. 52 weeks, dude. We're going to get very personal this show. 52 weeks.

Um. Fuck. I guess we just. Yeah. I'm just nervous. He's nervous. We'll introduce her. We flew out all the way.

Yeah. Where did you fly out from? Another country, right? Yeah. What? No. It was Florida. Yeah. It was Florida florida so pretty far it's still like a four or five hour flight florida what's that orlando she's from orlando yeah yeah he's just trying to stall he's trying to stall right now that helped how's gatorland out there oh it's crazy i've been there i fought one before

nice wow that's really cool let everyone know who you are? This is so exciting. Why me? You say it. We're all from here. We'll introduce you. Yeah, we'll introduce you. She's Q.

Sometimes coffee girl. Q, coffee girl. Somewhere around there. Super fan of the show. Yes. Huge fan. Huge fan of the show. So we just had to fly her out, get her on here.

That's right. I am a coffee girl. Logan covered the flight costs and everything. So shout out to Logan. So we just had to fly her out, get her on here. That's right. I am a coffee girl. Logan covered the flight costs and everything. So shout out to Logan. He's balling. So he's kind of our show dad, really, if you think about it. And I think we'll just jump right into our weekly recap, no? Yeah, let's do it.

Fuck, dude. All right. Yeah. I'm so excited. What happened this week drew um so we started off you know i guess your birthday came right oh that's right we got we were talking about the last episode yeah which i love the pictures you posted that's so good have you we haven't posted those yet right no he did though we're in the last episode we talked about in the last episode yeah that happened oh it's so good you have more to talk about? Way better than Andrew's birthday. Well, last time we talked about it was pre the night.

It was. Now that it's happening. We won money. Won money. We didn't lose money. Sang some karaoke. Yeah, we did. Which I kind of got.

You kind of got screwed on that. I was a little disappointed. But I tried my best. Did you want a different song? Any other song I think would have been better for me. I thought you did good. From smoking so much, I could not have any breath control, and I lost half the bars.

You kind of knew the bars. You didn't even need to look at the screen for the most part. It was good. Until I just couldn't breathe anymore. I was like, where the hell are we? But yeah, no, it was fun. I'm glad I did it. It was my first karaoke, I think, ever.

Definitely a public setting. I was first, too. You were right in think, ever. You're the first one up. In a public setting. Yeah. I was first, too. You threw him right in the deep end. Yeah, you double fucked me. Set the tone. For sure. Hard song.

One in my mouth and one in my ass on that one. But I tried my best. You know, I tried to set the tone. You did good. And I think that's probably the only time that song has ever been played at that bar. Just so you guys know, Logan made me karaoke heifer for his birthday by drake and and wheezy and um you killed the dude thanks you did really good thank you he was a big supporter of that yeah dude i i was front row i was so uncomfortable until i saw all you guys up front

and it was just like i was performing like i belong there hey can i do another one yeah yeah and then you know the one the one guy in the whole bar came up and was just making sure you know i didn't say any bad words i gave him the mic every time he didn't catch on the first one or two times he caught on at the end he grabbed it and just yelled it i was thankful for it um but yeah after that we played some golf and uh sunday not the best. Monday, I played pretty well. That's my week for you. I almost had sex that night, too.

Remember that? Oh, with the dude? Oh, with the guy. Yeah, dude. He was all over you. That guy was all over me. Our super fan actually came to the show, or came to the birthday. Just so you guys know, if you're a big big enough fan you can celebrate our birthdays with us

I think mine's next yeah Bo is up next December so we got time so you know if you're a big enough fan there's a wait list already you've what

contributed how much to the show can't even keep track she's contributed some topics you know seven eight grand probably more topics than I've contributed

she bought her way in yeah definitely she definitely bought her way in and that's you know that's enough for us that's enough money talks money does talk um so you got to hang out with us i was invited yeah we were all dressed up as a nascar white trash you know we're just having a good time you guys saw it just all americans really and uh while we were performing a uh gentleman a

gentleman approached you what did he say oh what did he say What did he say? Oh, what did he say? What did he say? It was, it was straight to Bo. Yeah. No, no, it was,

are these guys all gay rednecks? That's right. Oh, I forgot about that. And she said, that doesn't exist. Nope. She said,

yes. I didn't know what he was asking. I just heard the rednecks. Uh huh. And then he got really excited. Yeah. And then I was like, oh,

he said gay. and that's why he was so pushy oh dude he wouldn't he came up and i was getting a little offended not that he was like he didn't believe that i was straight right well who wouldn't believe that like dude i'm not yeah you you can't you can't knock him for that one you know he's like are you gay like four times like no i'm straight like the first couple times I was being nice. No, I'm straight, dude. He's like, are you gay? The first couple times feel good. No, I'm not.

I'm not gay. He's like, oh, me neither. I'm straight too. Kiss me. We could kiss as straighties though. He was close. Yeah, he literally asked me. He tried.

Can I grab it? No, you can grab my ass though. I saw it. Did he? Yeah, he did. And for some reason, he just wouldn't believe Bo wasn't gay. He wouldn't believe he did. That's crazy.

Some crazy reason. He wouldn't believe, yeah, I don't know. I remember I was pointing the hand out. It was just getting lower and lower down your back. That was so funny. Maybe I did see that. So that was enjoyable for me. They were all on stage, and then Logan called Bo up,

which saved Bo from this dude. And I think she was like asking for a vape, right? She was like telling him to like ask me for a vape or something. That was on you. She just wanted to hit your vape and you said no. Yeah. No, I just tucked it away. I didn't, I pretend like a pure.

Well, no, because he had another girl in his friend group come up to me and ask if I was gay or straight. Are you gay? The blonde one. No, I'm not gay. Yeah, the blonde one. I saw that. Like you'd be, you would trust the girl more and be like, yeah, actually I am gay. It's funny. When I The blonde one. No, I'm not gay. Yeah, the blonde one. I saw that. Like, you'd be, you would trust the girl more

and be like, yeah, actually, I am gay. It's funny. When I saw that happen, I thought Bo was macking. I was like, oh, good for Bo. I mean, that's not his type, but like, you know, at least he's getting some attention.

That's nice. A little attention is nice regardless of who it is, you know? Yeah, it's true. I like attention either way. And a little physical touch is good sometimes regardless of who it might be from.

You were talking to some girl at the other place, though. Oh, I yeah yeah that's boring so that's what we did though yeah no it was a good weekend it was a great time really good weekend your experience on it how was it it's great yeah worth all the money worth every penny yeah that's good there you guys go that's eight grand i ever how was your birthday oh Oh I had a blast I remember watching everyone I was watching Trey and Jaden Seeing They sung

Cowboy Should have been a cowboy Yeah that was a good one And everyone else was just like I was watching Carter And he's just like And I was just watching From like just the line

Behind everyone else You had your lighter out then right? And I yeah And I was just like I honestly had no idea What was going wrong Like on in the bar i was so focused on right and what was going on i was like everybody else must be having a great time because i'm having a great it doesn't matter when you're in the back of the bar you actually don't care what's happening like who's singing or who your friends are you're just like oh they're having a time but stage

energy is electric i get why all these kids chase being you know musicians even they're terrible i watched i watched everyone just enjoy the moment though and i was like this is Electric. I get why all these kids chase being musicians, even though they're terrible. I watched everyone just enjoy the moment, though, and I was like, this is the shit. Yeah, this is what life's about right here. I had one of those moments. It was a good night. Very good night. We need more birthdays. Carter's in the background.

Is it good? Blown date rabbit. I was in the neighborhood, and one of your strippers started on me real good, and I hope that I can see her again. I don't know her number. Bless her, sweetheart. Anyways, I ain't gonna keep y'all long. Anyways, the number's 256-352-8562. He's giving out his number

What is this? Is that a dude trying to have like a second What did he just say? Is that a dude trying to get a second meet up with like an escort? It's actually from their bar Okay Your face all dark I didn't know what was going on.

Go ahead. Go ahead and explain what just happened. Okay, so I was serving at my bar, and I don't remember who this person was, but I guess there was a voicemail left, and my other coworkers come out to me, and they're laughing. I'm like, what's going on?

And they're like, Q, you're just too hot. I'm like, what is it? They're like, someone left a crazy voicemail for you like you have to listen to it and uh yep so you were the one of the strippers he was referring to one of your strippers one of the bartender strippers and we went to florida one time that's actually how we all like started yeah meeting stuff like that and you've been to the bar yeah no are there any strippers there's no bar? There's no strippers in that bar. There's no strippers in that bar. That's why I was confused

as to what was going on. And then at the very end he finishes off with sweet pussy. Sweet pussy, I swear. Yeah, sweet pussy, I swear. He starts every, I feel like I have it memorized now. He starts off with,

this is long dick rabbit. Long dick rabbit. I heard that part. This is long dick rabbit. Clear as day. No, I didn't get that the first couple of times. I'm like, that's what he said.

I got selected appearing for long dick. How do you go into a bar like that and confuse it for a strip club? How do you call a bar's number and leave that message? And also when you call the bar, how do you find the number for the bar and say the wrong name? Right. No, he didn't say the wrong name. Yeah, it is long dick rabbit. He said that he's long dick rabbit. Oh, he's long say the wrong name. Yeah, it is Long Dick Rabbit. He said that he's Long Dick Rabbit.

Oh, he's Long Dick Rabbit. Yes. Yeah, he's Long Dick Rabbit. I think that was a play on the bar name. You got somebody to watch out for, dude. Yeah. Why? I've never heard somebody describe you as Long Dick.

Oh, dude, that was my nickname in high school. Oh, yeah, I forgot. Dr. Longwood Crazy Dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. Basketball, even. That's hilarious like literally it's just the most normal bar you'd ever go to like not normal but it's a bar it's not a strip club bar for sure there's no there's no question involved it's like is this a if anything it's like lower than most that would feel really good though to hear if that was a hundred percent that's what we were talking about last week with the attention thing,

how like that for us, we'd love. So did you like that or did that weird you out? Were you like, oh, I don't know. It had to have been a weird guy that's saying that. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. He seems kind of cool. Like I'm saying, the gay guy coming up to me,

a little weird, but I loved it. He was obviously like really drunk too. So he was like, anyways. Drunk in love. Anyways. I'm not going to hold you. I'm not going Yeah. I loved it. He's obviously like really drunk too. So he was like, anyways. Drunk in love. Anyways. I'm not going to hold you. I'm not going to hold this thing up, but I'll see y'all tomorrow.

He feels the need to say. Did he in fact come back tomorrow? He said I was in the neighborhood. I don't know. I don't remember if I worked the next day. I could see as a woman that would just make me uncomfortable and then like now I have to go to work

and worry about this guy coming in. If you could hear the end, I was trying my best to hold in laughter. That's like the heavy breathing. I'm like... From recording it? Because I'm trying to be able to listen to it later without like cackling.

But I finally like let go. I would kill to have that voicemail about me. It feels so good. No. Me too. It's funny. It was really funny. I do remember the one time, the only time for funny. I do remember, though, one time,

the only time for a time I got attention that I didn't want, I put on these, like, really short swim trunks at Buffalo, and this gay guy walks up to me and he's like, man, I want to see you all wet in those. And I was like, oh, fuck. I didn't like that. He was, like, 40. I was 19.

If someone left a voicemail like that, it would be funny, right? Yeah, I saw you in those boy shorts. One of your strippers. And I want to see you all wet in those. Because now you have the mystery of like who it was. Which guy was it? If it's to your face you just want to deny it. Yeah. Gross.

Walk back away. Yeah. That's cool. So bold. Yeah it is bold. That's my thing. It's like I'm okay with getting hit on. It's when it becomes like too physical. It's like okay Yeah it is bold That's my thing It's like I'm okay With getting hit on It's when it becomes Like too physical It's like okay Now I'm

Now I'm not Okay with this I'm a little uncomfortable Right And I've learned that A lot at work You don't want to be A jerk either

Yeah I don't want to be An asshole Because I play into it At first And I'm like oh shit I need you to stop Like you don't want to Get like no

Like we gotta stop You're just like No like please Fucking stop You know Too physical Like when people Are to stop you're like no like please fucking stop you know too physical like when people are physically touching you like touching me no the talking i'll play into it as soon as they that's my problem i'll play into it and then they like take that you gay bait yeah i'd be yeah yeah he was he was hooking bow on the head he was like

pulling him in yeah did he kiss you on the cheek when you left? He was trying. He was trying. Yeah, I remember that. That's why I was like, all right, come on. I'm giving you way more than you deserve right now. You're the guy for it. You're a good guy. But like out of work, my thing is when I'm at work, because I've had that happen at work, that's where I'm uncomfortable because I'm like, fuck, I work here. Yeah. Like I bent over.

So there was a guy in the jacuzzi and I was like serving him drinks. And he's like, wait, stay right there. I'm like, why? He's like wait stay right there i'm like why he's like don't listen he he said something like a play on words about my crotch like the way like i was a catcher like playing baseball and he's like oh i he had a word for what my crotch's name was i don't know it made me so uncomfortable okay and then every time like and i'm forced i have to go to the table that That's my table. So then every time I went over, it was just a little more. So that's not physical touch. It's just like him making a move.

No, he started touching me, like my abs. You're getting half chubbed. Why did he touch your abs though? How much money did he give you? You had to have your shirt lifted up. No, I mean, he asked me what my abs looked like. So I showed him. That's on you.

I don't know how that work goes then. Why do you ask for something and you have to give them? No, I don't have to. Customer is always right for Bo. It'll be better for you if you do. It do you ask for something and you have to give them? No, I don't have to. Customer's always right for Bo. It'll be better for you if you do. It'd be better for me, you know? You'll have me some money at the end. The server's know how to play into it, too.

They're like, oh, my God, Bo is so into you. They'll carry you today. Like, oh, yeah, I love Bo. It's so funny. Damn, the life, dude. That is a life. The actual life.

The only time I get that is when guests are like way too drunk they're like a little too excited i get the the velma thing they're like you're like velma but with big tits i'm just like thank you velma always had every time she not it's so different for men because you could just say whatever and it's like okay we love it because we don't hear it. I think that's a big part of it too. We're starved. The fact that we don't get it all the time is like, when we get it, we're going to soak in it. We're going to enjoy it.

I've been on hit on like twice. And one day was the day I put my dog down. One of the nurses who like took the dog from me, like came back. It was like, hey, can I get your number? I'm crying right now. I was like, no. But it felt good. The rest of that day went back up.

Absolutely not. Absolutely not. She kills dogs. She's not hot. That's true. Yeah. But man, I felt good. Like a week after.

It always feels like that. It's like, absolutely not. Thank you. Thank you. Right. So much for like that. I'm just like, absolutely not. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Right. So much for saying that. Oh, is anybody else?

Yes. But no. But no. Sorry. All right. That's fair enough. What's next? I've got one.

So this kind of ties into attention a little bit. What celebrity do you think has the worst stance? Stance? Yeah, like the over fandom. Oh, Stan. Yeah. Stan is like stance. Yeah, like, well, Stan, I think it's a play on the Eminem song, right?

It is. Okay. Just overly enthusiastic about a celebrity. Worst in what way? Most annoying. Whatever way that you see. Weirdest, most annoying. My first thought would be Taylor Swift.

That's high up there with me. That'd be my first thought. It's number two for me. My second or one of them would be... Beyonce fans. That's my number three. Don't you hate Beyonce? That's my number three.

Who doesn't like her? Yeah, I can't stand her. She ruined Lion King for me, dude. Nala had so much sass for no reason. Also K-pop ones. I just don't get those. Are they the worst? No, I just don't get it.

Oh, yeah. It's insane to me that that's a thing. Yeah, it's really big. My number one is Lana Del Rey. Her fans are just so crazy to me i can't stand them i don't even i like lana she's got some good songs don't get me wrong she does i think i said that the other day and they're like she's she sucks i'm like i don't know i know but i'm still there i like it though 14 year old me loved it too much it's just like like the tabloids that come out

and they're like ravingaving over some bullshit news. Like, oh, she's wearing these shoes today. And they're like, oh my god, Lana, you made those shoes popular. It's like, you're fucking insane. I don't think so either. I don't know normal Lana fans. If I like Lana, I have pictures of her in my room. Those are the only Lana fans I know.

It's fair. Drawing them in a sketchbook. You're fucking insane. Maybe at one point there was... I feel like she's way fell off. Maybe that's why the fans that are there are so deep in. Because they've been it for years. You still see these people? I feel like the worst one would be Ariana Grande.

I don't know many stans of her. Ever since she killed mac miller i just don't think she's i think it's her fault i'll say it yeah i really do why else it's not a crazy factor it's not a crazy thing contributed i heard she was actually in the room Your Ana Grande? Yeah I don't know How did he die? Oh she was in the room with him He OD'd Yeah he OD'd for sure I think it was the Fentanyl thing

I think that's what it I don't know what I don't know But I don't know either I think I mean it's not the Fentanyl thing I think somebody

Yeah It was a bad blow I think so Could have been As long as they do it first They don't do it That's a good rule of thumb, I don't do it. That's a good rule of thumb, dude.

I can't. I'm 38 sober. Trying to skate. Trying to skate. I'm a week and a half sober. I can't. I'm a week and a half sober. I can't. All right.

I'm good, man. Never mind. Cool. Everyone's behind him. Don't fucking. All of us were telling you no. I didn't do it. I know.

I didn't do it. We saved you. Probably. I don't have anybody that comes to mind for that question. Really? I don't pay attention to celebrities at all. I've had do it. I know. I didn't do it. We saved you. Probably. I don't have anybody that comes to mind for that question. Really? I don't pay attention to celebrities at all. I've had this argument.

I feel like some people will see a celebrity and it's like, oh my God, I have to go take a picture. There's nobody that I could think of where I'd see out and I'd be like, oh my God, I need to go take a picture with him. Think about a time somebody has seen somebody either on stage or in person from 100 feet away and they start crying. Okay, yeah. That's weird, right?

That's so weird. Who does that happen to for you? Women. Like women, celebrities. Sure. And artists usually. But I don't have – Taylor Swift would obviously be one that comes to mind. I think Taylor Swift's one is the weirdest one.

I think Taylor's weird for being – I don't think it's only female artists or like celebrities. It's women doing it, though. Yeah, duh. You think a man is going to start crying because he saw Taylor Swift? It's like the percentile is 98-2.

And the 2 is... I don't know what they are. Yeah. You guys can't hear Carter, but he has some good words to say. Good call. No, I just think it's weird that you can see somebody and you start crying because you're so overwhelmed with emotion. I once, like, was a diehard fan of somebody, though, to be fair.

But, ooh, the guy from the Buttertones. Really? Yeah, I was a fan. I was like, I smoked a cigarette with him and I was a major life This is fucking happening. Did you save the butt? No, he invited he invited me go gambling with him though, and I wasn't I don't know if I was eating gamble yet Yeah, you didn't have the bug imagine now dude. Oh Canceled now. Yeah, is he what do you do? It's not important that good stuff not good stuff. Oh bad. It wasn't canceled now. Is he? Yeah. What do you do? It's not important.

Not good stuff. Not good stuff. Oh, bad stuff. It wasn't like sex stuff, though. Okay, okay. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, no, it wasn't that. One of the other ones, though.

Okay. Probably heavy fist or something. Yeah. No, not quite. Just a weird stance in life. Oh, okay. Fair enough, I guess. I think I understand what you're saying.

Yeah. I think so, too. Uh-huh. Okay. It's fun. Yeah. It's fun. At least you smoked a cigarette with him. I did smoke a cigarette with him. While he was cool. Right? fair enough i guess i think i understand what you're saying i think so too uh-huh okay it's fun yeah it's fun did you smoke cigarette with him i did while he was cool right he was still cool then oh no he was sick okay that's fine then if you get him before they're like a piece of shit right there yeah good for you then yeah it was cool so you're you're a super fan of the show obviously and you're a super fan of logan specifically right that's why we had a question more so like is there anything he's done what's the ick is what they call it like has he

done anything that you've just been like they call it bo's a boomer so that's why he's talking like this yeah i don't know what do they call that thing yeah that do hit i've never what do you kids call that thing? Oh, man. That's pretty good. I don't think they're... There's got to be something that he's done. Can you give me something to build off of? I've got some.

Yeah. No. Ketchup. I've got so many. The way he eats. Have you ever seen Logan eat? How his mom cuts his steak up for him? That's not true.

That's not true. Don't let... This guy seems like 19. Don't let... Don't let the outside influence affect your answer. You go first and then you guys don't say anything because you're going to hurt my feelings right now.

We're on air. We're on air, I know. Are we live right now? Unfortunately, I feel like I don't have something great to say. Do you have anything to say? This great of a person. I feel like there's only one time have i told you about this no yeah i want to record this on my phone separately i want you to paint it with the best imagery you can i want to be in that scene no i can't this

what this is you can do you know what it is logan i don't but that's the worst part i've never said this i've never been like and there was one time that you gave me an ick that's fine there's we're all safe here so i'm a super fan so this has never happened but like in my head in my imagination i love hypotheticals yes allegedly the word of heaven. What I saw in my head was like. I kind of just love seeing.

Logan's fighting right now. No tears in your eyes. He pulled out two coins. I know. He's grinding them down. Because once I say it, then you'll be like, fine. You'll be like, oh, that's it. Okay. You better hope so.

It's not going to be bad. It's not going to be bad. No, there was one time in my head, I leaned in to kiss you, but like my eyes were open. And he's just like this. Yeah, Logan's like this. Just eyes. For anybody that knows Logan, when he speaks about something That he's passionate about His eyes just open up wide

Yeah It's in my head But they don't even open He just pushes him out Like he's got no forehead wrinkles Whatsoever He's just trying to see Through your brain

They weren't even open anymore It's just that They were so close To my face That it looked like Like a fisheye lens Imagine going to kiss logan and open your eyes you're just staring logan do you normally kiss with your eyes open is that what happened

that is like an awkward scenario because i've had that happen before where like you're kissing and then you guys like look at each other you're like what what the fuck well it's it's hard because if you close too early you look stupid yeah and if you close too late and she happens to you just learn there is a burn to open them. I don't want to know what I look like. If my eyes are closed and I'm leading it. You just learn. There is a burden to do in there. But yeah, there was one time. I'm always last to close, I think.

Did you back out of the kiss? I didn't, but I thought like, that's the first time I had to second guess that one. Hypothetically, of course. You always have your eyes closed when we kiss. Always. He doesn't want you to see that you know i know well i'd throw up for sure but i thought about it later and i was like every time logan goes for a kiss as soon as he gets in the car they're just close i'm sorry dude i'm sorry I love it that's not that bad that's not bad at all

no it's not I want it to be way worse what do you think it would be it had to be something like just with his just how he does everything it's so primal he had like

leftover ketchup on his penis one night yeah how the fuck did that get there how would they know you're just eating naked and all of a sudden you're like oh

I'll clean that later and then a show comes on and you're just likeetracked, and then you just never clean the ketchup cleaner. I don't see you in your day-to-day most vulnerable, though. Ever. All the stuff we're making fun of is young Logan. I don't get a chance to see the icks. I don't think 24 is young.

I'm 25 for a week. I'm trying to help right now, dude. Thank you. You're welcome. That's fucking tight. Do you guys have any, like, I guess, icks that are kind of global for, like, all women for you? Like, if she does something, you're just, like, instantly turned off.

I'm a big, like, word, like, language. I think we talked about it one time. Some girl will use big. Fire and big. Like, all those words, they just use too much. I'm like, okay. Oh, that's big funny. Yeah.

Oh, my God. That was the episode we talked about. That is so good like okay oh that's big funny yeah oh my god that was the episode we talked about it is so good yeah yeah that's the worst that was so bad it was so bad genuinely use that she would use it yeah that that was like a descriptive word that's fine right if you say it and you're you know you're kind of like looking like did you get it yeah that's cool she's just like on her phone and she's just saying like oh yeah this is big stupid yeah yeah it's like that's what it was people like that have a personality i let it pass the first time i was like maybe she didn't mean that and she just kept doing i'm like oh okay i got i gotta go she's too young for you your brain can't hang she was young

she was young yeah wifey though right that was wife right? That was wifey. That was wifey, yeah. Yeah. That was that one? No, that was a different one. Bo had a girl saved in his phone as wifey. And I happened to see it at a bar one time. And I was like, Bo, who the fuck is this? He's like, no, it's not what it seems.

She wanted it to be this way. And I was like, yeah, all right, man. And then you change it. I've really always been like this, huh? That was the same girl that... You'll let them go as far as, you know you know yeah it was the same girl that had her roommates say like dude she said like 10 guys in here this week so i was over one night and the wi-fi wasn't working i'm like hey can you go reset the router because we're trying to watch

netflix and she's like well i hate my roommates i don't want to go out there i'm like okay so what are you like what do you want to do all night then she's like we'll just go out there i'm like i literally hopped over she lived on the first floor of an apartment i hopped over she had a balcony to the first flight just right outside i hopped over into her room they didn't even know i was there i'm like you're gonna make me go outside right now you're just another check on the list so i i walked out of the room like she made me down there like i'm like hey sorry i'm out, you know, but the internet's not working. You like, where's the router? She's like, oh, it's over here.

And so we're just talking. She's like, you seem like a nice guy and I just want to let you know. She's had like multiple guys here this week. I'm like, oh, okay. All right. And I brought it up to her when I went back to the room. I would have. You didn't just leave?

No, I was like, hey, so. You got to make her feel it. She denied it. She's like, no, they just hate me. I'm like, hey, so... You got to make her feel it. She denied it. She's like, no, they just hate me. I'm like, oh, okay. Why do they both hate you? Did you close that night?

Yeah. I was there, dude. I was already committed. You don't care then. I was already committed. Yeah, you're fine. You're old enough. You've had a good life.

I'm still at this point you didn't close on that one that came over. Yeah. Yeah, that's so funny. I had it in my lap. That was a Trey situation, for sure. I had it in my lap. That was a tray situation, for sure.

I had it in my lap. Whatever, though. You know, there's... I still have, yeah. There's next time. You have clothes since, though, so... Yeah, there you go.

I mean, wipe the slate clean. Yeah. It's an even scale again. Even slate. Yeah. What's next, Carter? Are you still talking to any of those one or twos?

I haven't talked to any women. No. At all. Because you don't... I just have no motivation. You don't work with either of them now, or do you work with one of them? I work with talked to any women. No. At all. Because you don't have no motivation. You don't work with either of them now, or do you work with one of them? I work with one of them. How's that going? It's a little awkward.

Yeah. That's right. But Bo made his choice. It's a little awkward. And it wasn't her. Would you guys have ever advised on sleeping with a coworker? No. It's never worked out for me.

If you're leaving soon, yeah. Have you ever done that? I've never done that. I work in basic construction pretty much. I don't want any eight-inch goatee on my gooch, so I haven't really fucked any of my coworkers, unfortunately. I work there in Safe Keys for school, so I can't do that. Do you have anything there?

No, I can't do that. The bad kids, though, they love me, dude. All the kids that like bite and punch kids, they always latched on to me. Like, oh, my God, you're the coolest. Yeah, I don't want to be here. Go play kickball or something. That's why they love you because it reminds you of their dad. This is your first time?

Right. They've never had a dad. Yeah. Oh, that's true, too. I had one kid. He was like probably six and still not potty trained. Dude came out, underwear, everything down to his ankles. He's like, I need help wiping my butt.

I was like, dude, I can't do this. Go figure it out. He was like fucking waddled back in there and came out. Literally like 10 seconds later, just walked in, pulled his pants up and came out. So he definitely went home with mud ass for sure. But that's on the parents, dude. How do you send your kid to any like watch care whatever you want to call it and he doesn't know how to fucking wipe shit just i don't

i don't get it i don't get it and i didn't shit in your whole life at that point right you didn't learn at some point at least throw your underwear out shit every day just like logan did 57 59 weeks do you remember that does she know the astro camp story 57, 59 weeks. Do you remember that? Does she know the Astro Camp story? Go back. What was that? Have you watched

that episode? Let's come on. Oh, come on. I specifically remember, right? It's in the intro. You didn't shit your pants.

You shit your pants. That's how you shit your pants. I just wanted to ask about that. Bro, what are you doing right now? So Logan's 17. What is this guy? He's not 17. He's joking. No, what are you doing right now? So Logan's 17. What is this guy?

He's not 17. He's joking. No, he's like nine. Yeah, nine or ten. Fourth grade-ish, somewhere around there. That's fair, dude. That's fair.

Dude, break it down. I don't really remember, but if I have to remember, I'll find it. Okay, so. Go ahead, tell me. Tell me the story. Nine or ten.

This is bad, dude. Nine or ten. I'll help you, right? I get food poisoning. But you're at Astro Camp. At Astro Camp. It's not for dumb kids. Astro Camp is for smart kids.

It's the gate, right? Yes. Were you in gate? Yeah. Okay. Where you, like, the smart kids at our school go to this space camp to try to figure out who's going to be the next Neil deGrasse Tyson, basically. Mm-hmm.

But it's not exactly that. It's not the pants shitters, for sure. No, of course not. Well, the people who shit their pants, no, they don't make it. But the people who think ahead into their pants. I want to know what that means. That's where they kind of, you know. The only difference is you're not wearing them when it happens.

Weep from the chaff. That's all it is. So what I did was I had a phobia about toilet seats my whole life. It's fair. Yeah, they're gross. I didn't know

that I had what I had going on. Mud butt. Yeah, food poisoning. Food poisoning. Which equals you're throwing up or you're

It goes one way or the other. But it's still the same thing. You're peeing out of your butt is essentially what's happening. It's what's happening. And when that happens, it does not go where. Man, you did not think this night was going to go this way, dude. I thought we were going to have so much more fun than this. You kept asking me, are you nervous?

He's nervous. Go ahead, make me nervous. Long story short, it doesn't go where I want it to go, and it goes everywhere. So then I have to basically clean the bathroom. Oh, this is in the bathroom? Yeah. Imagine you're nine years old. Because you didn't want to touch.

Just lost. What do I do? You're in a camp situation where you didn't want to touch. Just lost. What do I do? So you're in a camp situation where like... Other kids are around. There's no excuse for this to happen. I'm in the food hall. Yeah, he's in a fully civilized area. There's no reason it should happen.

But it did on accident, right? So it happens and I throw away my clothes. You have extras with you? No, and I run to my room and change. No, my little dorm room. So how did you not shit your pants, but you shit into them? Because he was shitting. He was in the bathroom.

He was there. He just couldn't aim. He was aiming. It just went where he didn't want to go. That's worse than shitting your pants. He's afraid of toilet seats. Shitting your pants is like, that's an accident. I'm nowhere near a toilet.

But shitting into your pants is like, I am here fucked up it's just a little crossed because when you say that in that clip it seems like you really knew what you were talking about i i knew that's why you do this instead of that yeah that's how you shit into your pants into your pants it happens to the best of us dude it really does happen to you no yeah i think i like had like a little remnants of shit on me somewhere when i was a kid you know yeah it happened like your my shirt was too long in the back you know it was like it like squeezed down i get that i don't ever talk about yeah never that that's always been a fear of mine when i was a child growing up and every time I would go to the bathroom,

I'm like, oh wait, how long is my shirt right now? That's a real thing. Really? You guys used to wear really long shirts? I don't. We're kids.

You never know. You don't know what you're wearing to that day. Never shit, but I did pee myself playing Ghost in the Graveyard one time. Did we ever play that with us in my old neighborhood? I don't think so.

When I used to have a family when they were married? No. Big house? Or his dad ruined his family. When I used to have a family, when they were married. No. Big house. Or his dad ruined his family. So it was like reverse hide and seek, right? Everybody would stay on the porch. One person would go and hide.

You would have to pass like a threshold and then come back to base to be safe. So there's one person that we played it at camping. Right. In pitch black. So there we were up in our neighborhood or whatever. I was scared. I'm like 10 playing with fucking 14-year-olds. That's scary.

And I had to pee so bad. And I'm scared because people are going to find me and tag me. And as I'm running down this giant hill, I can't hold it. I just start peeing everywhere, dude. My jeans were soaking wet. So I went home. I ran back to base because we're playing in my house that day ran back to base you know got safe told everybody hey i'm safe i gotta go inside really quick so it's like a huge backyard no no we're we're in the front we're in the

neighborhood right did it go into your shoes i don't think so i think it's all over the street literally i'm sprinting down the hill and it's just flowing like you can't once you start paying as a dude you can't stop i don't know if that's how it is for you guys but you just can't you can't stop and so i'm i'm just running and it's just soaking everything dude what happened with me was uh i was in sixth grade and i was always riding the bus so i had to like and i always had to pee like as soon as I got fucking home. After school? Yeah. Okay.

Like I, I had like, it was like always like a fucking like Rubik's. Barely made it getting the belt off. Okay. And this day, for whatever reason, I went over to a neighbor's house for like 10 minutes. Just like 10 minutes of like hangout time. Just felt good to be like, oh man, blowing off some steam after fucking. Right. Tough day.

Sixth grade. Long day in sixth grade. Tough day in the office so then I I'm like walking home and then I start jogging and I start running and then I'm like

standing over the toilet just like fucking fucking please please and it just happens you start peeing and it starts happening you stop you just take your hands off

and you're like fuck it I just like it's just like it's like fuck I need to see it you couldn't just keep going? No.

Because if I let it go, then it's going to be like this. It's going to go all over the place. Like a fire hose. The whole bathroom is going to get destroyed. Right. So then it's just happening, happening, happening.

And then I'm wearing just wet jeans. And I'm like, okay, well I can't tell my mom though. So that's how you pee your pants without, or you pee into your pants without peeing your pants. No, you piss your pants there. I'm guilty, dude.

You're still near a toilet, so you still failed. Right over the top of it. But my mom, I was always terrified of growing up. So I was like, how am I going to tell her this? So then I just went and I threw my pants into the pool. Because then it's like, oh, I jumped in the pool with my pants on. Because she's probably doing your laundry at the time, so she's going to find out.

Yeah, still does maybe. That's a great idea. You know, chlorine kills all that. Yeah, smart. Nobody cares about chlorine. It's just a thought of like, hey, why are these wet? Yeah, and then you smell piss. Yeah.

But now you don't smell piss. Now you don't smell it. No, mom, I spilled beer all over me. That's all that is. Yep. And it worked though. No, yeah. Once I was like like because when you

when you stomp when you're running downhill right it's like trying to hold it in and it doesn't so as soon as that first little drop

came out you're just like alright it's happening I'm just gonna piss and I just I wish I could've been there so bad I wish you would've

got a tat fuck that nobody's catching me when I was younger did they not see no I was I was ahead of the line. Okay.

Yeah, it was probably Mario it, to be honest. You just told them, you're like, I'm safe. Yeah, no, I was like, hey, guys, I made it back to base. I got to go inside. My mom's calling me. I went in, changed my pants, came back out. Didn't shower, of course. I'm like 10.

They didn't ask. No, it's a little bit of pee. So I just, new pants on, and we're good to go. Let's run it. Right back on it. I didn't ask why you needed new pants. Nobody even knew I had new pants. and we're good to go. Let's run it. Right back on it. Nobody even knew I had new pants. We don't care about that.

Yeah. All it cares that I'm faster than you. I'm 10. They're 15. I'm so fast. I got to go back inside, change my pants. Right. Like nothing happened. Nothing ever happened.

I just pissed myself and you guys didn't even know. Mine did make it into my shoes though. Oh, did it? Yeah. Yeah. I wanted you to get back to that. A little bit had to have made it into your shoes. Probably. I don't remember it that much. Into my shoes

and then I had to jump in. Did you throw those in the pool too? In the pool as well. Well, if you jumped into the pool, you had to be Why would I only keep my pants on? Why was the pants the only thing you had on? I had a nanny at the time and to think about it, she probably just threw my pissy pants right in the washer.

I didn't even think that far ahead. What do you do? You think about it she probably just threw my pissy pants right in the washer. I didn't even I didn't think that far ahead. What do you do? You think about what am I going to do with these pants? Right. Who is going to find out

about this? But yeah she probably just took care of it. These smell like piss. I don't know what it is nanny but it wasn't me.

How old was your nanny? She was probably 50 at the time. It was Patty. Did you ever meet Patty? 50 year old nanny? was probably 50 at the time it was Patty did you ever meet Patty 50 year old nanny yeah did you know about that I didn't know about that either

I think I met Patty you had a fucking nanny dude I would have a group of friends over and she would come in like our room in the loft we were like playing video games whatever and she'd be like hey

I'll give you a dollar if you rub my back and I'd be like dude that's fucking free cheese sure sit down I went to town take a load off if you rubbed my back. And I'd be like, dude, that's fucking free cheese. Sure, sit down. I went to town. Take a load off.

Yep. I got piss eight. Yep. Probably made $10 that summer. And she didn't give a fuck who was over. She just wanted her back rubbed. And I did it. Did she ever have you

step on her back or no? No. Never that. She had huge bagunga donks. So I'd probably hurt. Yeah. Yeah. Huge knockers.

Say that word again. I don't. Begunga donks? Usually I say honker donkers. That's a good one though. Donk is like the trunk too. That's like the back. But you got begungas up front.

Yeah. So it's just an extra. Like that but double on top. Yeah. I feel that. I might have been kind of taking advantage of it now that I think about it. What was Trey's question, Carter?

No, I think we're, yeah. We'll have to get to that. Oh, we're doing another one? Yeah, we'll save it. All right, fine. I think that's kind of a good stopping point to be honest.

We're good. This has been 53. Super Fan came out. Big Q, Coffee Girl. I think it's 55, but go ahead. We're good. This has been 53. Super Fan came out. Big Q, Coffee Girl. I think it's 55, but go ahead. 53 to 55. We're around there.

Whatever, Bo. You'll keep track. Yeah, I try to. There's so many. We've done so many. You're questioning all the time, though, it seems like. Well, because every time

somebody fights me on it. Or this one. Right. This is a big one, though. Whatever it is, it's important. It's important. We've got a huge foot page around for those who are coming up.

She's obviously not going to be in it because we don't care about her feet. No one wants to see a girl's feet. Right. But we've got some huge athletic feet coming up. We'll give you guys a little preview of one of our requests that we did this week. And, yeah, we're here for you guys. We love you. Take us out, Carter.

We're going to do that on this one or the next one? This one.