Who Knows? Who Cares. - Bo on Boats with Bitches.

Episode Date: July 4, 2023

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Yeah, that's how you don't shit your pants, but you should into your okay I'm like, oh like are you wet right now? Are you fully bricked up after kissing I was about to ask you for it. Big 50. Huge 50 here. Episode 50. A little different scenery here. Way different.

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our little surprise to you guys. You know, we're gonna upgrade the show pretty much production wise. Content, of course, is to upgrade the show pretty much production wise. Content, of course, is always going to be really good. Of course. It's always so good. We've got a PO box now also.

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hey, this is for Beau, specifically. I'll open whatever. We'll open everything on camera. Yes. Yeah. Deal. I like that a lot.

What if someone sent you like a bag of toenails? Oh no, I have a bag of toenails. Well, you didn't have one before. I didn't have one, but it's not a big deal.

It's going in the keepsake box. You didn't have a bag of toenails. It's not going to hurt my feelings that they sent me a bag of toenails. That's fair. I know somebody wants to send us some socks to wear them on the show. Yeah, 100%. That'd be super cool. I also want to know, because we were talking about this at golf,

I want to know the amount of people that like socks on or the amount of people that like socks off. Is there an audience for both? Is it more of the audience with the socks on like a little tease when i've been reading it's pretty 50 50 dude okay so i want to make sure we're getting both sides you know we're not leaving anybody out we'll announce it it's not a war but i want to know who's right we're on the same team yeah everyone's wrong everyone's on the same team nobody's wrong for what you like right i just want to tap in. It's a philosophy of life.

Don't yuck somebody's yum. Yeah. You know, that's how I live. That's a good one, dude. You're a big Coke guy. Did you come up with that? Yeah. Wow, that's good.

Yeah. I think we'll just get into our weekly recap, yeah? One other thing I want to mention real quick. So we're thinking about getting a coffee table. So we're going to get rid of this table. If you guys are interested in buying it we'll ship it to you just let us know uh we'll pretty much do highest bidder and we could do a bidding system on this table have been all over it we can record a special video with it everybody there's been some spit on it for sure oh there's all kinds of things on yeah there's a lot maybe you'll get a pair of socks along with it you Everybody, there's been some spit on it for sure. Oh, there's all kinds of things on it.

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So hilarious. Like when we started this podcast, could you imagine it got to here? never. Not at all. Never thought we'd have so many people into our feet. I love it. And it was a complete accident too.

Complete accident. We were just somehow getting comfortable. Yeah. Someone said it sucks. More. What is it? More please.

Yeah. No problem. And we're like, ah, they're kidding. They're joking on us. And then two. Oh,

dude, love the socks. Okay. A lot of people. Are we on a page? I made sure I wore the Vans no shows. Good.

For who? Just for anybody. Just for anyone to watch. Yeah. I know who. That's my girl. I know for anyone to watch. Yeah. I know who. That's my girl. I know who.

That's my girl. I know who. All right, you guys can do the weekly recap now. Logan and I have got the same week. Pretty good one. Started off a bunch of golf, right? As usual. Almost too much.

Too much golf. Almost too much golf. And then we might have had the camping trip of our lives this last weekend. I think you guys just say that to make me feel bad. No. It actually was insane. I forgot you weren't there. Yeah. I'm very last week. I think you guys just say that to make me feel bad. No, it actually was. I forgot you weren't there. Yeah.

I'm very forgetful. I'm just kind of. Yeah. Yeah. If I am there. Well, Logan had a huge event as soon as we got there. I don't even think we were really there yet before it happened.

Why don't you run us through that? Let me go through it. You can't be left alone. Let me do it. real quick recap of the camping trip now. So we, oh, is that? I'm going to clip a bunch of it. A bunch of pics right there. Recap of the camping trip now. So we... Oh, is that... I'm going to clip a bunch of videos.

A bunch of pics right there? Yeah. Recap of the camping trip now. Perfect. But then, what was it? So basically, I get there. I'm in some sort of headspace, whatever. I walk one step out of the car, flick the door closed,

and my finger beats the door closing when I flicked it. Your judgment, probably a little off, a little slow. A little different for that day. I was feeling a little weird. And I slam my finger in the door, slice it almost in half. Instinct, obviously, is a smash to yank your finger out. Obviously, you don't want to do that when it's stuck in a fucking metal door.

But I did it. He did. Well, it's reaction. I powered through it. It's strong to do that. No, I came with my head, and I said, no, no, don't, door. That's what I did.

And then the words immediately out of my mouth were, fuck, it's a pretty loud one, and then I ruined my life forever because golf is on your mind golf is immediately thinking exactly what i thought how am i going to continue this is gonna fuck up my golf thing i play basketball on tuesday this is really gonna put a dent in my in my time and my fun time yeah on the other side of the car i'm thinking oh man you sent the wrong text something i'm like dude like what happened would you sent the wrong text, something. I'm like, dude, like, what happened? What did you say? And he's just hunched over, holding his hands.

Just motherfucking the world. Dripping. Just drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip. But, yeah, no, I got a good story out of it. I got that story. I don't know if it's a good one. Such a good story, man. It's a really good story. Nails barely attached.

Carter and I are looking at each other like, damn, this trip's over. It hasn't even started yet. We're like, damn, this trip's over. It hasn't even started yet. We're like, oh, this is going to fucking blow. Andrew was my sandwich meister for like three hours. I had to wait on him hand and foot. I called him. I really bitched out the whole trip, man. Sandwich meister.

I need a sandwich. And I did because I'm a good guy. He only gave me like one sandwich, though. I gave him two. Two sandwiches. Two's good. That's a good amount of sandwiches. Yeah, I can't complain.

For him? I forgot. I forgot about one one of them it's better than his age finger dipping in all the meat and cheese yeah i don't want that and you know he wouldn't care about it no he wouldn't he just like wipe it off just like they come in ohio i never came in ohio yeah all right man unless i was in a hillton i didn't come in ohio But yeah, and then we just... That's how it started. It was a very slow start. Logan took a little nap, maybe 20, 30 minute nap. And after that, we just started drinking. Drinking, smoking.

Smoking. Drinking and smoking. As you would say, getting teed up. I would say. And the trip just went crazy. It was so good. Dude, you guys are talking about it. It sounds insane, man.

Like a lot of fun. It was. It was so good. This wasn't cool, but after that, it was just... Sounds crazy. Whatever you wanted to do, are talking about it. It sounds insane, man. A lot of fun. It was. This wasn't cool, but after that it was just... Sounds crazy. Whatever you wanted to do, we just did it. We didn't even fish. We didn't fish the whole time. Not a single time. We did not win a single line. Carter fished, right? He had to fish at least once.

I know Carter fished for everybody. He had like four hours to kill. We didn't fish. That's surprising. We were just fucked up the to kill. Okay. Okay. We didn't fish. Yeah. That's surprising. Mm-hmm. It's a big deal. We were just fucked up the whole weekend. You were too drunk to.

Playing beer die. Plus, you have a new. I don't want to say addiction. You just have a new. What's the word for that? I got a hobby. A new hobby. Yeah. So.

Yeah. Just, you know. You have something to kill the time. Right. When I'm with my friends, I need a little bit of edge taken off. I'll do it. Yeah. And, yeah.

It was such a good time. We shot. No, the videos are hilarious. We shot a lot of guns. And, um, yeah, it was such a good time. We shot. No, the videos are hilarious. Shot a lot of guns. Guns are toys out there when we go. Um, I don't want to hear a single thing about gun safety.

Well, I mean, realistically we're, we're much safer than I think a lot of people are. Professional shooters. Exactly. These are all stunts. You have your CCW.

Performed by professionals. I'm classified. And you were a Marine. So, I don't know if the crowds ever heard of the movie you guys have seen John Wick right of course

but I sent you guys the John Wick movie that I was in on I was you know the guy shooting doing all the double takes right right big name guy

you too I could see that that was me yeah that makes sense I didn't want to say anything okay that makes sense so when you see these videos you realize

these are professionals how trained he is this is all safe because they use real guns in the movies yeah people die in those movies I didn't say anything. Okay, that makes sense. So when you see these videos, you realize these are professionals. How trained he is. This is all safe. Because they use real guns in the movies. Yeah. People die in those movies. Prisoners.

So you missed out on the trip. Your weekend must have been insane. I was just making money, you know. Just making money. Right. I heard something about a boat. Let's chill out, guys. I heard something about a boat. What happened on a boat?

Big boat with a lot of pretty women is what I hear. That's what you heard? Honestly. At least two pretty women. Would you say too many pretty women? Never too many. Yeah, no, never. I don't know.

Okay, well, let's hear about it. You guys know my day. Oh, man. 60 naked bitches. Okay, you guys know I've been on the single kind of changing my mindset, enjoying myself, having fun. Right. mindset enjoying myself having fun right i think maybe i got a little over my head thinking i could i'm kind of that guy i could do whatever i want maybe and get away with it kind of tough to do

you got a big head things catch up to you for sure they caught up to me definitely um so you know i was you know i've been talking this not like talking but me and this girl been fucking around a little bit i talked about her on the previous show. She likes me, of course. We work together. How old is she? Bad move. That's not perfect to the point. That is kind of important.

How old is she? It's not important. She works at the club so she has to be at least 21. Let's say that. Fair. Good play.

Good play. That is a fair age. I'll take that answer. She's not 21 so there you go. She got a fake? She might still have it. I'll take that answer. And she's not 21, so there you go. She got a fake? She might still have it. She might still have it.

So, you know, we're like kind of, it's just one of those things, and I hope she's not listening, but you know how it is with a man. You have a woman. I'm single. You like the attention, and she's just there. So she's kind of just there, and I'm just enjoying myself. She finds out that my, is that fucked up to say?

It's true. It's the truth. It's the truth. Okay. We're all men. We've all done that. It is what it is. We've all done that. So we're going on my previous,

I used to work at a different club. Okay. They're all planning a lake trip and I'm going on the lake trip. One of the guys who works with me at this club now, his girlfriend works at the old club. So he's going, he's like, Hey everybody, you guys should get a boat come hang out too and i'm like oh shit okay whatever some somehow she finds her way on a boat not ours right comes the lake i didn't know kind of far away from you guys far away there's another girl that you know i was kind of talking to right ass down on a date Just like Not like serious

Cause she's just there No I I'm not gonna say that She's cool She's cool I like her She's cool Okay

So we were hanging out The whole time They just set me up for failure No no no She's cool I fuck with this one Okay Not the other one then

Cause you didn't say that About the other one She was there You fuck with this one though She was there Alright So I'm enjoying my time with this girl at the lake i'm having fun we're spending a lot of time together all of a sudden i see this other girl pull up on a jet ski crazy girl number one yeah if you want to preface her like that girl number one brunette's number one blonde's number two okay comes out of nowhere on this jet

ski and i'm like oh i saw i saw i saw here on the horizon like i saw it happen like baywatch i sat there like i'm like okay what's my play here like do i hide like what do i do you're like rain man like i'm like trying to add up all the scenarios in my head what's the best play for me in this scenario because i'm like damn i didn't think the scenarios in my head. What's the best play for me in this scenario? Because I'm like, damn, I didn't think that this was going to happen. So she ends up coming up. Lily runs up to me. Full hug.

We're talking for a little bit. Girl number two comes over, asks me, hey, like, she knew what was going on. Right. Hey, do you want a shot? And I'm like, yeah, let's go get a shot. Yeah, you can steal me away, honey. So then she steals me away. I go on this other boat.

I'm hiding in the corner of this boat.'re chilling just me and girl number two girl number one finds me of course like 15 minutes later she drove miles on a jet ski on my lap kisses me on the cheek and tells me she's leaving so now i'm doing damage control with girl number two love that fucking term yeah what damage control but like what a move by girl number two love that fucking term yeah what damage control but like what a move by girl number girl number one was very yeah she was laying pipe yeah she's on this boat yeah she's confident for nothing she leaves girl number ones or girl number two is like you know i'm i'm explaining myself look i'm a single man look look i'm allowed to do what i want to do she's my cousin i'm still i'm not doing anything wrong we're not that close am i not allowed to hang out with women when i'm single look you're preaching the choir is this is where it all came back this is an issue so girl number one we had i had gone out with her one

week downtown right i had also asked her number two on a date the next for the next day yeah girl number two's friend saw me downtown with girl number one that night. Sold you out. Sold me out. Said, hey,

he was out with another girl. Girl number two started feeling under the weather. Girl number two started feeling sick. She got sick. Right. Canceled.

So she brought that up. That was a whole other thing. I'm just like, look, it's what it is. It really worked out for me. I had plans on Wednesday night. Yeah, it is.

Yeah. So yeah, so now I haven't even seen girl number one yet. I got to go to work tomorrow. That's going to be a lot of fun. I don't know how that's going to go. That'll be fine. But yeah, you know. Did you say I love you to her when you asked this?

I said I love you to both of them. You know how I am. I know. I feel that. You didn't say that to me. Yeah, no, I feel that. I love you, the first thing that comes out of my mouth usually. You've only said it one time to me, and it was like late at night.

That's when I was on some drugs. It's the only time Bo's ever told me he loved me. Texted him at like 5 in the morning. Yeah, I thought he was like dying, man. It was 5.30. It was 5.30, I remember. I woke up. I was like, dude, are you okay?

What's going on? I was just, I want to express my appreciation. I was so happy for you. Yeah. I was like. Oh, dude, it was amazing. I was like, oh I was, I want to express my appreciation. I was so happy for you. Yeah. I was like. Oh, dude, it was amazing. I was like, oh my God, I'll never miss this again. I spent the whole night with Rios just hugging him the whole time.

Yeah. Damn. I'm like, I just gotta send him. He probably gives a good hug. I got, oh, it's so like. Yeah. Safe. He's a big man.

Yeah. Feels good. But yeah, so I, you know, I got myself into some trouble. I'm understanding the single life's a little harder to manage sometimes. I just get myself into trouble. You seem to be doing fine. You don't know what the hell you're doing. I have no idea what I'm doing.

Did you ever think Bo would be here? No. I've been having a lot of thoughts about it, actually. Go back six months, dude. Bo would never be here. I had, and I talked about this. I don't think it was with you guys. You always used to say, and i argued this point with

you on a prior podcast about you're like dude love isn't like that you know just like find a woman it's oh it's all butterflies and you fall in love i'm like no that's how it is that's how it's supposed to work but that's literally on every show on every on every movie that's just how it works your life's brainwash so i'm going in my first relationship like yeah this is this is it this is love this is how it works i find the one woman and then i going in my first relationship like yeah this is this is it this is love this is how it works I find the one woman and then I'm in love

just like the books and you're different so the first time I am different I'm still gonna argue that point no but the first time you come in you hit the lottery

yeah you know what I mean one in a million chance you found the first one world got crushed you know and then I realized you know what

I might as well just enjoy myself and not worry about the feelings i'm gonna prioritize myself yes yes yeah yes it's a good life now look at you i feel great it's a good deal not worried about anything no you don't want to talk to me anymore okay only i'd worry about his damage control and that's it but i'm still at a point where it's like look if you don't want to speak to me anymore i get get it. Okay. I've got number two on backburner. I don't.

I don't got that many women. I would kill. It would be nice, though. To see Bo, like, sweating. Not sweating, but just like. Just nervous. Like, not knowing what to do. Just like, not looking at me, just zoning off.

I was drunk, though, so it was okay. I would have loved to be there, too, when she just came up on a fucking jet ski by herself. I was chilling next to Devin, and I'm like, dude, you're not going to fucking believe this. He's like, what? I'm like, dude, you're not going to believe this. He's like, you know that girl I was talking about? She just showed up on a jet ski. Yep.

By herself, right? So she just took a jet ski. No, it was her and another girl on a jet ski. That's even weirder. Well, they couldn't come by themselves. Right. She needed a friend. That's brave, though.

Brave. Did you get on a jet ski in open ocean to go to another boat four miles? Brave. Yeah. Easy. Really? It's not open ocean.

It's lake. What can I say, man? You know? What can I say? It is what it is. Women will drive four miles in a jet ski just to find me.

So good watching you grow up, dude. Yeah. I'm so proud. I appreciate that, man. It is something. Yeah. Good for you, dude.

I don't feel good about it, but thank you. I would have much rather gone on a camping trip than that, but. Well, you could have gone on both. Logan was supposed to go, but he bitched out. I know. He got a bad finger. Did you go in the water at all or no?

Yeah. Yeah. You didn't have to. I couldn't watch. You could just put your hand up. I literally didn't go in the water until the last half an hour of it. Last time I went in the water, I chipped my fucking tooth, so. Yeah. I should have gone. It's fine, though. Next time I went in the water, I chipped my fucking tooth. Yeah.

I should have gone. It's fine, though. Next time. We'll have another group of women to play. There you go. You can take the left hand. I would have taken the bullet for you there, though. There's no bullet to take from you there. If she walks up, I would have spilled a drink on her. There's no bullet. Oh, no! There was no bullet to take.

And headbutted her, too. That might have worked. I would have done that for you all. Just save you a little bit. Yeah. Killed the vibe. It's all my fault. I don't know these people.

I'm so sorry. Back in the shore. Let me take you out. Okay. You're a good guy, dude. We fall in love. Oh. Oh, my God.

Never mind. I didn't say that, dude. I didn't tell you that much Carter cut that out First topic First topic Carter What are we on? Alright

Girl number two If you're watching Wasn't like that Did she watch? She's already mad about being number two There's a lot of A lot of talk in the news About that

Ocean Gate sub Wanted to know What did you guys What do you guys think It would have been like Inside the A lot of talk in the news about that Ocean Gate sub. Wanted to know, what do you guys think it would have been like inside that sub? Don't ask these guys that. As they drop into the water, like right as the main guys, like I just lost control and we're... Could I put us in the boat? Or is it like I'm with those idiots? Oh, if we were in the boat, it would be a great time no matter what.

I'm laughing. We're joking to the end end i'm clowning the fuck out of whoever's to blame for the controller dying no well it's you three and then like the main like the guy who created it okay are you guys just all gonna beat the shit out probably beat his ass bad too beating his ass maybe even taking a couple pictures and uh other than that i think i think we just go. I don't think I'm going to stress too much about it. Like, I might be worried at first, but it's like, there's no way out. There's no way.

So it's like, he's got his Xbox controller. And he's like. I don't know if that's how that works, but. No, that's how it's programmed. That's how he controls it? He literally has an Xbox controller. You haven't seen all the stories on it? No, I don't pay attention to anything.

It wasn't an Xbox controller, but it was a game controller. It no Controller but it was a game logitech like a logitech controller. Yeah, so it's like he's like Just here like it is funny All the lights go out and he's like guys Where he looks around like you're not gonna believe this And like He's trying to keep it cool He's like Taps on Takes the batteries out Hold on

How do you How do you break that noose? So Well Do you think he even did? Yeah He told him for sure I wouldn't

I wouldn't have I would've stuck with it to the end Like no guys we're good. We're fine. Guys, you always free fall in complete darkness. That's just how it goes. Now, the ship's just right down here. Is that what actually happened?

Yeah. He lost control of the whatever. Because I know that they're saying the physics of it is it's immediate. As soon as the pressure happens, it's like it just combusts. Well, that's what all the science was, is to try and guess the time of when that would happen. But did they know prior, like, oh, shit is going down? They had to have.

Maybe, okay. I mean, if you're doing that, you have to know extreme science. Their controller died, is that true, or are you just saying that? No, I'm just imagining how it went. That's what I heard, is that he lost control. He forgot to charge it before, something like that. Oh, my fucking God. I grabbed controller too

so then you know and then it's like we're just sitting there just like so like so are we good or low air light comes on starts beeping a little bit and you just hear like like the outside's about to go it's like bolts popping off yeah what do you guys say they say it's like instant like you don't feel yeah no you wouldn't have been you wouldn't have died you would have went from like oh what the fuck's going on to literally just not being there anymore you remember that demonstration in science class of like the soda can when it like crumples like that's that's literally what happens yeah i watched a video that was like it was like 60 times less pressure it was the train one like the train one and it just like combusts immediately and that was like 60 times less pressure. It was the train one?

Like the train one, and it just combusts immediately, and it's like 60 times less pressure than what they were subjugated to. Yeah. So they just disintegrated. Do you think before it happens, though, it's like you feel like your skin's tight? Well, there's no air. For like a millisecond, you just feel it? Do you know what I'm saying?

That's my argument. People that jump off buildings to kill themselves yeah you gotta feel it a little bit right i don't know like just that split second of hitting the ground i don't think so no i don't think so you don't think you feel just a little because like i feel like a lot of times like when people get shot yeah maybe it's not like there's so much adrenaline ah it's like and then it's okay oh shit i'm hurt. They didn't feel anything. I just don't know if they knew it was coming or if it was just like, it just happened out of nowhere. I like to think they went out on the Xbox way I just portrayed it.

But like, it's... I'm throwing jokes left and right the whole time. That's what I think, too. Yeah, I'm trying to. It is what it is, man. You just, it's like, look, if I'm going to die, I'm not going to be a bitch about it. I would just give the guy, like, so much shit. What am I going to do?

Dude, I'm going to get you one day for this. What am I going to do? I'll see you in hell, buddy. Something like that right before. There's also the other side where people are saying that it's fake. Where it's just like a stage death for all of, like, these billionaires to get a new life start. Why would the guy who runs it though,

I mean, I guess if they paid him all the money in the world, but like, I don't think so. Well, they're saying nobody, they're saying nobody was on it.

I think it's so fucking crazy. Bored. It's always something to look at. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I don't know.

Yeah. No, I agree. Like, if I died and someone's like he's faking it i would he's there somewhere no dude i'm not i wish i wish i played that game you might die soon no i think so it could happen i'll tell everybody you're still here though like no i just hung out with him the other day he's faking he's here i want you to say believe you 100 if i if i go slander my name oh ander it wait yeah yeah like like that like oh no like he's faking it. He's here. I want you to say it. They believe you 100%. If I go,

slander my name. Slander it. Yeah, like that. Oh no, he's faking it right now. Give everyone hope. He's just scheming everything.

He just wants the attention. Exactly. That GoFundMe was for a new set of clubs. He's fine. That's how I wanted to go. All right. Did we talk about

what happened when we were checking out at Walmart? No. That was funny. I don't remember. We were helping an old lady. Oh No. That was funny. I don't remember. We were helping an old lady. Oh, yeah.

That was funny. What'd you guys do? So there was this old lady behind us in like a power chair. And there was the girl under 21 at the register because she couldn't check her alcohol out. So Logan just looked back and I started helping this old lady take stuff out of her cart chair thing. What a good guy. Put it on the conveyor belt and the register girl was like looking at me like oh my god like you should like film this put this on instagram and i was like yeah okay you know and then she's like being dead serious

like holy shit you're fucking serious about this and so i just looked at her and i was like he's he's still going to hell like it's not it's not it's not gonna save him and logan like, he's still going to hell. Like, it's not going to save him. And Logan's just like, he's not wrong. He just keeps putting the bitch's bacon on the fucking conveyor belt. This bitch's bacon. This old bitch's bacon. It was so funny. She didn't even tip you, huh?

I didn't hear that part. Yeah. The Instagram part. Yeah. She's like, you should put this on Instagram. I went back, oh, Drew, Drew, get it. Oh, get it oh my god today folks we're just helping this girl out yeah people are stupid so funny yeah we have any topics yeah we got some yeah um so i do want to tell you guys this story i heard about um so i heard so my my wife's friend is okay you don't it's not you it's not you carter it's not me it's not you there you go i heard this story from a couple people uh that

uh so this girl's uh uh she's in doctor school or whatever i don't know what kind of physician pa school probably something like that and And, uh, she was in class and she heard about this, uh, uh, recent, uh, case study that there was this girl who she was like super Mormon. She went her whole life, uh, or super religious. I'll just say she went her whole life, uh, without having sex or anything like that. She finally got married at like 26 and she went to have sex with her husband and her vagina was only two inches deep. And so I guess what had happened was when she was in her mom's stomach, like when she was a baby, she never made the full transition from like because you know how all babies start out as a boy and then they like or is it the other way around no it's yeah

all babies start out as a boy and then like their testicles go around is it the other way around either way i don't know i don't know. The slit up our balls, that little crease, that little seam, is our old vagina. Old vagina. No, I want to think of it the other way. Okay, either way, they found out, after all that happened, they found out through research,

she is biologically a boy. But she has boobs. She's like fully a girl. She hot? I don't know. She's hot. Let's say she's hot. But like inside i don't know but she's hot let's say she knows but like inside like two inches inside her vagina or balls she doesn't have ovaries that's not funny anyways i wanted to know like if you guys were like doing what bow days like saving himself

for marriage and all that stuff if you found out your wife was genetically a male like what would you get in this situation what would you guys do i'm using it for clout easy yeah easy going straight to twitter honestly dude i used a toy with some metal balls and one time when i was like 14 it's probably pretty similar like two balls maybe like straddling your piece well that could be cool for us, but how about them? You can only go two inches in. That's fine. Well, if she's genetically a boy, she probably gives great head. Wait, so they were saving themselves for marriage?

Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's tough. That's why you have sex early. Stupid. She had never used a tampon. She'd never fingered herself. She didn't need to.

She didn't know either. Like she found out when that all happened like when that all happened but there's no like she has no penis right it's just no no there's a really big clit it's a girl yeah girl vagina like boy everything looks like a girl it's just the inside of her vagina is are they are they still married was only two i don't know i mean if i went that long and i was actually in love with this woman then i guess i'd be like all right fuck it yeah but like anal forever that's it is anal forever which is tight dude that's a huge play I don't know. I mean, if I went that long and I was actually in love with this woman, then I guess I'd be like, all right, fuck it. Yeah, but like.

Anal forever. It is anal forever, which is tight. Dude, that's a huge play. My thought is like, when you are having sex with somebody and they have like a weird thing, it just fucks things up. I mean, if I could put the tip in, I'm good, dude. No. Two inches is plenty. No, it's not.

It's not that much. At all. It's not at all. My thought tip in, I'm good, dude. No. Two inches is plenty. No, it's not. It's not that much. At all. It's not at all. My thought, though, is if you're with somebody... Look, if you're listening out there, two inches, plenty. Plenty. I was listening. I'm going off a story I just heard. So this girl and this guy, this girl had health problems, but not like... She may have had real ones, but she just sounded

kind of like she complains a lot. Okay. She's joking. It's just what the doctor told me. I don't know. I'm not a doctor. That's what the doctor told me i don't know i'm not a doctor right that's what the doctor told me and so it's just like like when their sex life was good their relationship was pretty good kind of went hand in hand like that right but then she'd she'd have health problems or like something and then like just like maybe she had mental problems i don't know what it was but it fucked things up for like like the relation would go through those waves of like now we're

here again right not that fun right now we're here again things are good whatever if you can't have sex with someone and like it's definitely not fun for them too it's just like now what like obviously they're friends you can only build so many puzzles you also have to understand that your relationships are based on sex not all of them most of them no i've had i've had two relationships of my four two i don't think so new york right that's the one i thought of and a different one I'll tell you about. But there was basically none. Okay.

It was just friendship. Okay. We really just enjoyed each other's company. You happy there? So if you had that. Exactly. That's what my point is. Okay.

So it's like, are you happy there? No. Right. So now what? Now what do we do? Right. That's my thought. Sex is a vital part of a relationship for it to work i think that's very fair and if you ever friendship if you ever make it unfun like the sex part unfun this is just a tip for people right like if things like you

start being like i don't want to like you stop trying shit's gonna go downhill yeah i'm betting on it yeah you know i mean that's how most people try yeah you guys you guys both got to be trying to like show out or somebody's gonna try harder i hate to say it man but i think you're right yeah i think you're right i also have an anonymous uh gym crush i guess really it's been brought back to you that somebody's been talking about you i want to hear this because i also heard a little something that would be hilarious. But just go ahead. So we have a buddy. Right.

Big legs. He's got big legs. Okay. I know this buddy. He approaches a girl. Right. At the gym. Uh-huh.

Bold. This happens, that happens. They start hanging out. Right. He leaves out the Mormon part, which is a solid move. Yes. Smart. Scary. Really leaves out the Mormon part, which is a solid move. Yes. Smart. Scary.

Really good play. Mm-hmm. But something comes around, she's like, oh yeah, you know your friend. You, you're the friend.

I'm the friend. Uh-huh. Like my friends like love him. They think he's so, something about. Just artistic. Like hot, and then majestic was the other one.

Majestic was the word. Really? And I'm like, well, who was it, Trey? I don't like want to know or anything. Like, who was it? And they wouldn't tell him. Really? And so you wouldn't tell me.

Okay. So why? This is so funny for me. Did he make it up? I talked to trey on monday he lied maybe it was basketball trey comes up to me he's like dude it's a dude it's a dude i knew it i said it i told shorty and i said it was a guy i said it was a guy he's like yeah this girl's friends love logan oh they say he's the most beautiful guy they've ever seen.

And I'm like, oh, that's good. He's like, the funniest thing, though, and I'm not going to tell them. He's hurt. He's like, the funniest thing about it, I don't want to tell them. It's all guys. Dude, that's awesome for you, though. Listen, hear me out. I love that you brought that up.

Because I completely forgot about it, and I wasn't going to say anything. Hear me out. Hear me out. That's a good to say anything. Hear me out. Hear me out. That's a good compliment though. Hear me out. It's a great compliment. So they're all dudes?

They're all dudes. 100% of them. Word for word, Trey, I'm sorry I'm airing it out because I don't know if you want me to talk about it but I don't think you can. He's like, the funniest thing is

How is he so patient? It's all guys. How is he such a long con kind of guy, dude? He did it to you earlier too. He's like, I'm not going to tell him. But so this is what I said.

I told Jordi, I was like, I don't know if it's girls or guys, though. She's like, why would it be guys? I'm like, I just bring the guys. I got a feeling. Guys like me. Look, I think if another man finds you attractive, that's a big like. Are they straight guys or gay guys? Gay guys.

I don't know. Gotta be gay guys. But I'm just saying. Yeah, if somebody says, like says he's the most beautiful guy I've seen probably a gay guy but that's still a big compliment

like Brandon looks great you should feel real good dude you should feel real good about it Brandon's a good looking kid and I don't say that about him I would tell Brandon that Brandon's a really good looking guy

he has it all I was telling him he's a good looking guy 6'4 just took my whole crazy muscle genetics whole day down smart as shit.

This is a bad day now. I can't believe Trey, like... I was like, who was it? And he's like, I don't know. Why would he hold that back? Like, why would he not be like, oh, they're all dudes. Like, just to see my face. Probably for this reason.

This is so good. This is great. I'm so happy you brought that up. You didn't know. Carter, cut that out, dude. As soon as you brought that up, I'm like, oh, wait. This is perfect. I love that you were so like

stoked about it like oh my god Trey literally envisioned that exact thing he's like oh he's probably gonna be so excited about it I'm gonna tell her he's Mormon dude

I'm gonna do it it's not it's not his fault he's Mormon as fuck dude just so you know she don't watch this shit god damn it Trey also conned you

when you guys were downtown at Evil Pie, right? Right. Somebody said you. Tell that story. No. Let's not tell that story. It's so funny. It's a bad episode for you, man.

Yeah. Guys, I hurt my finger. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? You want me to tell it? It's been a tough week. I know you had a rough day that we can't even talk about. Okay. Okay.

I'll do it. I'll do it. Trey conned me at Evil Pie 2. This guy's a fucking problem, dude. I don't know what the deal is. You should take his girl. Dude, don't even talk about it. I told him.

But, like, anyways. Okay, so. We're out drinking, playing pool. I fucking just. Trey doesn't drink, so I'm just fucking him up in pool, dude. Just dicking him up and down the table. And I'm hammered. And he's trying, and I'm just fucking slamming it down his throat, right?

And then... I mean, he's a lot of gay entendres. Yeah. And then what happens? So then we go to a new place. There's these girls that walked from downtown to meet us where we're playing pool. It's like a mile and a half walk. Okay.

They walked the whole way, like fucking 17 minutes. Just to meet us where we're playing pool it's like a mile and a half walk okay they walked the whole way like fucking 17 minutes just to meet with them just to meet with trey almost like riding a jet ski for four miles right equivalent it's the exact same okay same story bitch is nuts okay you could smell it on her but so they get there and as they're getting there we're like oh we're leaving so we go and he's like okay i'll wait for you guys he drives them there they're all waiting in line we already ordered our pizza it's coming out here and then as she's walking over trey sits down right next to me and like he's one girl's right here one girl's in line with him she walks up he walks up he's like yeah dude like she said you look like you're autistic and the thing is here's the guy that was on the truth it was all guys again but i got like four

compliments guys like dude you look fucking good like i like your hair your oh dude the mustache And the thing is, here's the guy that was on The Truth. It was all guys again, but I got like four compliments. Guys are like, dude, you look fucking good. Like, I like your hair. Oh, dude, the mustache is so cool. I love it. Whatever. But I got four of those that night. You think that's like, I feel bad for this guy.

I'm going to compliment him. No, no, it wasn't. No, I don't think so. It wasn't. Logan's not the kind of guy you'd tell that to. I was looking good. You look good. You look good, dude.

It's just what it was. You look good. I saw the pictures. Carter, put those pictures up right now. You look good. So then I'm like, dude. It's just what it was. You look good. I saw the picture. Carter, put those pictures up right now. You look good. So then I'm like, huh. Okay. So you want to open up?

Hey, fuck you, bitch. He says this to her. This girl, he says it to her. Straight up. He's like, hey, you want to talk shit? Like, I'll talk shit. That's not even talking shit. That's just like, nice to meet you, too.

You know what I mean? First interaction. That's my first interaction with them as it should be if you're saying i look autistic yeah and then it turned out she said i looked at her i was like fuck this bitch what's up with her you know i mean something like that just like didn't even say that but i just looked at him like right you know and then he's like dude she didn't say that she said that you you look artistic. Like you play music. And I was like, that's good. I was like, that's pretty good.

Trey's getting good. Trey, that's kind of good. And I was like, Trey, why would you tell me that? He's like, well, I didn't know you were going to say that. I'm like, I'm not going to take shit from a girl wearing a Bass Pro Shop hat. Like, I'm going to run that bitch to the ground. What are you talking about? That's actually kind of artistic versus artistic. That but that's so funny luckily she didn't hear she was looking down at the time she didn't hear she was just like thrown off like because like we were just pretending

that she didn't hear it you know because we were talking it was loud as fuck there like it was super loud i didn't it wasn't like super aggressive it was like a passive aggressive fuck you bitch yeah exactly and then and then she looked up and said you guys talking shit over there

and I was like oh thank god she didn't fucking hear what I just said not anymore that really fucked things up she kind of knew you were talking shit

she knew something but she didn't it was like a delayed that timing didn't make sense you know what I mean but yeah fuck Trey dude

literally fuck Trey he's. Literally fuck Trey. What did I do to Trey? He's cooking you. God, this fucking guy's a prop. What a dick. So funny. That is hilarious. They're all men.

Yeah, I'm sorry, man. Dude, let it go, man. It's okay. Sorry, man. Logan was about to wear a suit to the gym. Yes, I was going to wear a suit to the gym. I just got a suit. I know.

That's what he told me. It doesn't mean that it's true. Maybe he just... He's a liar. He wouldn't lie to you. He only lies to Logan. No, he's obviously a liar. They are all girls.

Yeah, right. Must be. They're all girls. I'm going to be honest. I've seen the girl at the gym multiple times. Oh, she talks to her dudes. Will they see her with any women there? Oh, there's one.

Yeah, that'd be good for you. It's not. It's not good for him. It's not good for him. It's not good for him. All right. It's tough. Let's wrap this up.

Let's get out of here. Yep, that's all we got for you guys this week. We'll see you guys next week. Big episode 50. We were supposed to call it this one. I know. Big 50. Are we calling it?

Is this it? Hell no. We're just going to start it. We'll see. You guys might get lucky. You might get 51. We'll see. I quit., guys? Hell no. We're just getting started. We'll see. You guys might get lucky. You might get 51. We'll see. I quit.

You guys are feeling lucky. Take us out, Carter. Fuck you, Trey. I'm so glad you brought that up, dude. I'm sorry for that.