Who Knows? Who Cares. - Bo's Cumegranate Juice.

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We're in the car. We went bowling. Her and her boyfriend are in the backseat. I had the Yukon. So I got a car full. Right. Like six, eight people maybe. She was topping them off in the backseat.
Starting point is 00:00:11 Okay, cool. Whatever. You know, like. In the trunk trunk. Have fun. I'm a guy. I understand. You know, do your thing.
Starting point is 00:00:17 I drive all the way to Vons. From Providence. From Providence. It's like a 15 minute drive. Because I wanted a certain certain juice it was nice it was very nice okay
Starting point is 00:00:27 the first thing she does when I get back she cracks it open swigs it mouse it whole mouth on it then she likes to say oh I didn't even brush my teeth
Starting point is 00:00:36 yeah have fun drinking penis is basically what she said so it's just a wasted nobody could drink it why would you do that no one gets the special juice why would you do that there's come on yeah that's how you don't shit your pants but you shit
Starting point is 00:00:49 into your okay that's don't lie yeah I'm like oh like are you wet right now you know what though said here we are you fully bricked up after kissing this is number 27 okay carter help us out on that one please since you don't want to show up at least the least you could do very least you could do put the intro in you know while you're having fun or whatever but yeah episode 27 We're back
Starting point is 00:01:25 We're keeping the schedule We're holding true to the word Carter couldn't make it For unknown reasons He didn't let us know Yeah I mean I don't really care Why he couldn't make it But
Starting point is 00:01:34 Doesn't matter Yeah we're here Doesn't matter We don't need him We kind of need him We need him a lot It's so much nicer It's a little bit more organized
Starting point is 00:01:42 Yeah it's just nice It's like You just feel more Like You feel safer when he's here Yeah Well it's cause you know He organized yeah it's nice it's like you just feel more like you feel safer when he's here yeah well it's because you know he's just gonna have everything ready yeah yeah feels good yeah we can anyways fuck you all right guys yeah i've had enough of listening to this bullshit let's get back on track kind of thing keeps us straight okay well i'm bo andrew of
Starting point is 00:01:59 course in the middle it's me over here logan that's that's logan is it he's got glasses on you can't tell who is that guy it's me it's dark in. That's Logan. Is it? He's got glasses on. You can't tell. Who is that guy? It's me. It's dark in here. It's me under here. It's dark in here. What podcast are we on? 27.
Starting point is 00:02:09 27. If we keep it, this is just up in the air. We're doing it because Carter doesn't want to show up. So we're just going to see what happens. We just wanted a drink, really. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Just wanted to get a couple drinks in. I wanted to see my friends a little bit. This is literally all it is. Just some of them. Not all of them. Just some of them. But, um. Dude, come on, man.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Yeah, it's pretty good. We're here. 27. Are we, should we do the recap of the week like we do? Yeah, yeah, let's do that. Because, again, I didn't really do anything this week. I didn't do much. Yeah, I couldn't.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Yeah. I couldn't do anything. I have a broken rib, so. I went to work, and then that's about it. Played a lot of Apex. Mm-hmm. My girl's out of town, so I'm getting video game times with the boys. You know what they say.
Starting point is 00:02:43 It's nice. It's nice. When the girl's away. When the cat's away, the girl's away when the cat's away the mice are gonna play how nice is that for your girl to just know while she's out doing whatever the fuck she's doing her boyfriend's just at home playing video games who you know what i mean yeah well i'm sure you feel the same way right yeah no i feel great yeah i feel great every time i go out it's she's definitely just at home hanging out. Yes, just reading. Reading. Probably. Studying the Bible.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Reading. Yeah, just doing things that I'd want her to do, for sure. That's cool. Yeah, it's nice. It's comforting. Do you have any fun weeks? You went to a show last week, right? That was last week.
Starting point is 00:03:16 We talked about that. We talked about last week. Come on, man. Whatever. This week. Yeah, we did. Nothing, right? Nothing yet.
Starting point is 00:03:23 All right. Whatever. It's going gonna really pick up here pretty soon it's gonna go crazy it's gonna go nutso butso dude alright
Starting point is 00:03:29 it's honestly the highlight of our week I think so far yeah usually we hoop but you know your rib's broken I'm fucked up
Starting point is 00:03:36 old man you're getting that age where it's now it's like just one injury after another my ribs have always been too big
Starting point is 00:03:43 I'm telling you I promise you once you get older it's no longer fun I've got like 10 years you don't heal fast it's one injury after another. My ribs have always been too big. No, you're going to understand. I'm telling you. I promise you. Once you get older, it's no longer fun. I've got like 10 years to catch up. You don't heal fast. It's one injury after another. You're never going to feel the same. Not fun.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Your best years are behind you already. It's crazy. It's literally. It's all of us. Not me. It's all of us. Let me just say this. You are, until 23, you're not dying, supposedly.
Starting point is 00:04:01 You know, you're still growing until 23. And then once you're at 23, you're technically dying. Your body's just dying. So yeah, you're basically just on the... You're up here and now you're just slowly coming down. We'll see if that sucks for you. I beat cerebral palsy, I'll beat death. Maybe.
Starting point is 00:04:15 You might be able to live long enough to beat death. We never know. Something I was thinking about, and this is no correlation to anything we've talked about at all, but I thought it was very funny how i've never not known that somebody has a tongue ring because whenever they have one it's in every video or picture or everything they've ever taken and i think it was like a tiktok or something of like she was like lip singing or something and there were words that
Starting point is 00:04:43 you don't even like open your mouth but you could see the whole whole tongue yeah i was like lip singing or something. And there were words that you don't even like open your mouth, but you could see the whole, whole tongue. Yeah. I was like, damn, that's really funny. I've never not known someone had it.
Starting point is 00:04:51 It's like when somebody gets their braces off, you know, they get their brace off. They're always like talking like this. You know, you got a tongue ring. I got a tongue ring. How do you feel about women with tongue rings?
Starting point is 00:05:01 Do you have like an initial judgment on women that have certain like a tongue ring you're like you just you know what maybe she's low well yeah you see tongue rings like damn i could get ahead from her but it's not like oh i wonder if my mom's gonna like her yeah you know it's not your thought yeah you don't think about the family you think okay what would her mouth feel like okay because i was gonna say it but I was going to get an argument with somebody, nobody particular, no one in particular about a lip tattoo. Like underneath.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Yeah. And I just think there's a certain like demographic of women who get lip tattoos. Only ones I've ever known are like the bro hosts. That's what I'm saying. There's just, there's just a certain inclination that I'm thinking about of a woman who gets a lip tattoo i'm like i don't want my girl you know it's not my just somebody in particular you know it's very like judgmental to think that it is judgmental i'm a very
Starting point is 00:05:52 judgmental person but that's because i hang out with you no i i think if you guys want tattoos you you can get whatever you want you're a tattoo guy i got them everywhere i'm glad i just don't know like you know it's like oh look at my. There's a difference between showing everybody what you have. Okay, that's fair. To, like, get a reaction. That's fair. And then just having it. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:06:09 It's also, like, what does it say? Okay. That's also fair. Is it a joke? Mm-hmm. Or is it, like, come here? Yeah. No.
Starting point is 00:06:16 Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. Okay. I get that. I can see that. So, it's like, those are the two. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:06:21 Those are the only two options. The only two options. One's fair play. One's a foul ball. I get that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Exactly. One's fair play, one's a foul ball. I get that. One's a joke, one could be really funny. I think it goes with any tattoo, really. Like love is your boys.
Starting point is 00:06:33 No, it's not like at least I wasn't. You got it in every picture. You're kind of sneaking your shorts up. You can't tell me that you don't do that. I just wear high shorts. When you first got a tattoo tattoo you wanted to show it off yes you did come on man
Starting point is 00:06:48 I don't know I think I was kind of like embarrassed about it it's funny because we all work out of the same place so it's like I wonder if people have noticed yet that like there's the same words on the same thigh one of the kids that works there I think he's like Filipino
Starting point is 00:07:04 he's got like like kind of brown hair here he was like looking it's like you get a new tattoo i'm like damn did you look at me a lot i was like yeah that was about this one that was about this one okay but that's different that's a lot but it you only see like this much okay so it's like he didn't ask about this one yet i'm kind of hurt but But, yeah, I was like, damn. He looks at my legs an awful lot. Enough. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I mean, they do call me Quadzilla over there. That's what they call you. One guy called him Quadzilla. He's running with that. No way that happens. He's running with that. Who did? He's dating a girl we went to high school with. That doesn't help.
Starting point is 00:07:40 That doesn't help at all. Oh, my God. I don't want to, like like say her name or his name you know because it's very against what we do I hung out with a girl not in that way
Starting point is 00:07:50 but she was just hanging out with like the group who went to our high school tag along yeah and I had never I was like so it's like if you if she went to our high school
Starting point is 00:07:56 I don't know I knew three people in high school you know what I mean like your girlfriend and then like two other girls anyways besides the point
Starting point is 00:08:04 okay go ahead so that's just that's not gonna help yeah wait was there a story to this Your girlfriend and then like two other girls. Anyways, besides the point. Okay, go ahead. So that's just, that's not going to help. Yeah. Wait, was there a story to this? Oh, you're saying so you wouldn't know who I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought we were going through some whole scenario. Yeah, I thought he was like going somewhere else.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Okay. Yeah, no, I mean, I don't, I can't think of his name right now. Doesn't matter, man. I was in there, you know, I was just trying to look at myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was posing in the mirror in the bathroom. Yeah, I wasn't filming, nothing like that. And he was like, God damn, Quadzilla over here.
Starting point is 00:08:29 So weird. He just wants friends. Yeah. That's what it is. He just wants a friend. He wants good looking friends. Yeah, that's what he wants. I get it.
Starting point is 00:08:35 I had a guy approach me on the street when I was downtown. Like, dude, let's go out together. Like, I've been looking for a guy. You look really good. Like, let's, me and you, we'll go get some girls. That's a little bit more aggressive. Yeah. We'll get some girls and we'll tell him to go home.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Cause I want you. It's kind of how that, I've been looking for a guy. He's like, dude, I've been looking for a boy to like, fucking let's go crush me and you. Like you look like a model,
Starting point is 00:08:56 dude. Like let's go. We're going to, we're going to hit it off. It's given off the same idea as that dude from the 4th of July party. We went to, he's like, Oh dude.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Yeah. Lately I've been, I've just been fucking older women. of July party we went to. He's like, oh dude, yeah, lately I've been, I've just been fucking older women. Oh, that guy's gay. Talking about like, that guy was a gay guy. Just sex with old women all the time.
Starting point is 00:09:11 And then like, you know, five minutes of silence. I'm like hoping like Logan comes back or whatever. And he's like, you have really pretty eyes by the way. And I'm like, oh man.
Starting point is 00:09:19 No, he was gay from off the rip. Yeah. I think so too. That guy, this guy wasn't gay. He was just weird. You know what I mean? Just lonely, but horny.ny yeah so he wanted you to help him out yeah he thought
Starting point is 00:09:28 i could help him out i couldn't i couldn't do much for him tag him into some snizz or something yeah what about for a price maybe for a price for a price you could help him out always you know i'm a working man it is i mean not not a crazy price either a reasonable one reasonable i would usually do it for this but for you you, I'll knock it down. Because you approached me. Yes. Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:50 I like that. Well, without Carter. You got to be the host, man. I know. I have to. You got to bring it back to your old ways. All right. We have a couple of questions.
Starting point is 00:10:00 So funny. We're just talking. We just talk. Yeah. It does feel a little different. It feels it was a little different without him here um so we have a scenario that is if a buddy is bringing his new girlfriend around to the group and she's just fucking unbearable are you telling your friends or are you like pretending like you love her? Are we telling like the friend who brought her around? We're obviously telling our other friends.
Starting point is 00:10:27 It's probably a shared emotion. I'm like, dude, this, this guy's bitch is the worst. I'm not trying to throw anybody under the bus because this girl's grown on me for sure. But that's how I felt about first. When she threw the corn on the cob on you on 4th of July, it, I don't know what, and then she was spraying people with the hose and then she she took a sip of my to die for juice. To die for pomegranate sparkling soda. And I don't want to throw her under the bus because I did say her name.
Starting point is 00:10:51 But man, that pissed me off. We could beep it. That pissed me off. Dude, we're okay. Everything that you named was at me, by the way. The corn on the cob, the water, the putting a tomato in my shirt pocket. Which I understand that you want to take out. Smashing it on my chest.
Starting point is 00:11:02 You want to take out a little, you know, anger on him. We're in the car. We went bowling. Her and her boyfriend are in the backseat. I had the Yukon. So I got a car full. Right. Like six, eight people maybe.
Starting point is 00:11:14 She was topping them off in the backseat. Okay, cool. Whatever. In the trunk trunk. Have fun. I'm a guy. I understand. Do your thing.
Starting point is 00:11:22 I drive all the way to Vons. From Providence. From Providence. It's like a 15 minute drive. Because I wanted a certain juice. Certain juice. It was nice. It was very nice.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Okay. The first thing she does when I get back, she cracks it open, swigs it, mouses it, whole mouth on it. Then she likes to say, oh, I didn't even brush my teeth. Yeah. Have fun drinking penis. So it's just a wasted, but nobody could drink it. Why would you do that?
Starting point is 00:11:48 No one gets the special juice. Why would you do that? Because there's cum on it. Yes. That is a very big first impression. That's a first impression. Yes. And I was like, why would you do that?
Starting point is 00:11:58 What? Like, this is very important to me. Yeah. I drove. Yeah. I put my life on the line. I took away my fun from my friends for 30 minutes thank you for understanding that there and that it's a trip but what was hammering how good this
Starting point is 00:12:12 fucking juice was dude i loved it so much you guys haven't tried this what do you mean i drove over for zach to be honest i'm like yeah gotta try this and that's what happened when i got back she's growing on me for sure though she's She's grown on me. But that was it. Are you serious? Yeah. Do you tell your friend, though? No. No, he never did.
Starting point is 00:12:30 But. You don't tell your friend. I feel like if it was one of you two, I would tell you guys. You think so? Yeah. I don't think I would tell any of my friends. I'd want my friend to tell me, so that's why I would feel comfortable telling my friend. Is it going to change how you feel about it? Because it's not.
Starting point is 00:12:41 You would get defensive. Yes. You're like, you don't know her like I do. Yeah, and we don't. That's real. You don't. I don't, but at the same time,
Starting point is 00:12:49 I feel like it's very important for your friends to have, to be there to tell you, hey, look, maybe you don't see this. Yes or no. But obviously, you two are people
Starting point is 00:12:57 that I'm going to have for the rest of my life. I have certain friends that I feel like, okay, no, they're going to be in my life for the rest of my life. You could be cut at any moment.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Anybody's replaceable for me. All right. Well, okay, man. I'm going to just continue my life for the rest of my life. You could be cut at any moment. Anybody's replaceable for me. All right. Well, okay, man. Well, I'm going to just continue along my. No, not you. I'm going to continue talking. That's fucked up. But I'm just saying there's certain people in your life that you're like,
Starting point is 00:13:17 okay, no, like I hold their opinions very valuable to me. Yeah. You know what I mean? My family, my friends. That's hard for, I've realized it's really hard for girls to like accept that. They feel like your friends are always going to be like, oh, you're always going to choose your friends over me
Starting point is 00:13:30 or some shit like that. And it's like, they were first. They've been here and they're going to continue to be here no matter what happens. So if we were like, hey, like we hate your girl,
Starting point is 00:13:40 like you should, you should end it. You'd be like, all right. I don't know if I'd be all right, but it would definitely make me more like, like of like okay maybe i need to be you started looking for things yes i need to be more like okay there's something going on here i need to understand i mean and you guys really only know my girl from what i talk about you don't really know her because you don't well yeah that's the whole thing yeah that's why i don't think i'd
Starting point is 00:14:01 ever tell my friend that's what i also don't think i'd ever tell my friend either i've just let them suffer because usually you only hear the bad you know i don't think I'd ever tell my friend. I also don't think I'd ever tell my friend either. I'd just let them suffer. Because usually you only hear the bad. I don't want to hear about how she made you nut. No, I'm not telling you all the great things. When we have issues, that's when I come to you. Yeah. So it's like as far as I know, we hate her because all we hear is the bad.
Starting point is 00:14:17 But you obviously, you're with her more than just the shitty. Yeah. That's very fair. That's very fair. It's hard. I wouldn't tell my friend. But if we were constantly hanging out and you guys hated her, then it'd be a different story.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Well, then you would probably just stop getting invited if you were going to bring your girl all the time and we hated her. You know what I mean? If it was like, oh, like we're all doing this, you know, we give it three or four times and it's like, man, this girl's the buzzkill. We'll just start hanging out and be like, oh shit, like we forgot to invite Bo. Oh no. Damn. You know. Damn it. But I mean, I've seen seen your girl like twice so i don't really know how that is yet either
Starting point is 00:14:49 so she always somehow has an excuse yeah well they're i mean they're good ones like the canelo fight and hawaii pretty good multiple times so yeah i wouldn't choose you guys you know yeah it's not the thing for me is she's not being anybody different than she was before me so i can't be mad at that yeah you know she's she's doing the same things yeah she likes to travel do these things so i have to understand you know that's who she was before that's what i got myself into yeah so i gotta be like okay with you don't want to change her you also don't want someone who's gonna like fold because they got a boyfriend no yeah 100 you want someone who's going to like fold because they got a boyfriend. No. Yeah. A hundred percent. You want someone who's like their own person still, but like you just share a life.
Starting point is 00:15:28 I like a little bit of like a pushback. There's, there's, there's definitely a pushback between us and it's getting like so much better, but there is, there is that. You need it. It's better though. That's like, no. Yeah. And I don't want her to be the super boring, like not want to do anything.
Starting point is 00:15:41 You're like, Oh, but are you hungry? Like, no, not really. She's like, yeah, me either. Yeah. Me either. That shit sucks. You don't want that. Tell me bitch. Like you're hungry. You're like, Oh, but are you hungry? Like, no, not really. She's like, yeah, me either. Yeah, me either. That shit sucks. You don't want that. Tell me bitch.
Starting point is 00:15:48 Like you're hungry. Yeah. Okay, cool. There was a night we were like in an argument and, um, she was like, she was at work.
Starting point is 00:15:55 She was dumb one or like a stupid, so dumb, but she was drinking at work and I just don't like hanging around drunk women when I'm not drunk. It's just like, that's like, I don't even know that you could just label that as women either i think like drunk people that you don't know that's fair drunk people is the worst hanging out when you're sober it's just not that fun
Starting point is 00:16:11 anyways she's texting me like getting off work she's like i'm hungry like do you want to go eat i'm like yeah i'm not i just kind of ate but i'm down to go like i'm down to go with you like i'll i'll have something whatever we go out to eat we get there i'm kind of just annoyed because she's just a little drunk yeah like why'd you drive it's not as fun i literally asked you i would pick you up yeah why did you drive whatever and we were sitting there she's like well are you gonna order anything i'm like nah like just order what you want and i'll just eat what because you don't eat half the you eat i'll just eat the rest it's like what's the point of us coming if you're just gonna you're just not gonna eat i'm like you're missing the point you you just said you were hungry i'm coming to hang out with you and i'm gonna eat half of the
Starting point is 00:16:48 shit you don't eat probably more than half yeah so what's the problem here the waiter comes over you guys ready to order she looks at me he's like she's like yeah he's ready to order and i'm just like this bitch can't be serious right now bleep that out carter because i don't want her to hear that. Just the last 30 seconds. I'm just like, are you serious? And I just look at the waiter. I'm like, we need a little more time.
Starting point is 00:17:11 And I just look at her. I'm like, there is no way you're acting like this right now. There's no shot. And she looks at you and says, what? Just in general, it's definitely like if you're not drunk and someone else is, and you're just also not in the mood just in general. Yeah. It's just not fun. I was already not in the mood just in general. Yeah. It's just not fun.
Starting point is 00:17:25 I was already not in the mood. I'm like, why are you driving? What are we doing? And sometimes like people when they're drunk are a little bit more like antagonized. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:32 So you're just like, it's definitely not fun. They're just like, all right, cool. Well, if you don't want to think that's all right, then you're like, cool, perfect, cool.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Yeah. But if they're like trying to test you, she was testing me. She was testing me. I'm like, I'm not in the mood right now. I'm not in the mood.'re like trying to test you, she was testing me. She was testing me. I'm like, I'm not in the mood right now. I'm not in the mood.
Starting point is 00:17:47 They're going to say every little thought of like, we ended up in food. Yeah. She ordered what she wanted. You've ever had. Yeah. She ordered what she wanted. I eat,
Starting point is 00:17:54 I eat most of it. It's cool. Yeah. Yeah. You don't order food now. She's like, well, this is why you come so fast.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Isn't it? They, they hit hard when they're, yeah, they definitely go for the deep shots. See, the thing is, my girl doesn't know I come that fast because I don't tell her. That's a good idea. You just keep going.
Starting point is 00:18:09 I just keep going. I can't. I just keep going. It'll start dying on me. And it'll come up in conversation like, did you come yet? I'm like, don't worry about it. No. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Nope. Not really. Uh-uh. I don't know what it is. I feel like sex has gotten better. So I just come. It's so great. I want to come.
Starting point is 00:18:24 It's so good. Why am I going to's so good why am i gonna hold this off you gotta hold out and then once i then once i come then it's like okay i can go for a while but definitely not as fun for me yeah i need like a like a 10 to 15 minute react because we were just talking about this last week i did the podcast without drinking and then i realized now i'm doing it a little little drunk i say way more than i would normally say i would never have talked about this last week let it fly it's like i don't care but you feel better right you feel great you get it off your chest i feel great yeah it's a little bit of opening up which is really important confessional and this tastes so good too yeah it's so so sweet so sweet on the tongue. I have a scenario.
Starting point is 00:19:07 How do you guys feel about women knowing you're in a relationship and checking in if you're still in that relationship? How shitty is that? Wait, say that again? Like if, so like let's say everybody knows you have a girl, right? But there's a girl who keeps checking in like, hey, are you still with that girl? You're like, yes.
Starting point is 00:19:28 And then six months later, hey, are you still with the girl? Is that girl the worst person to you? Or do you like it? To me, no. To my girl, yes. That would be the worst person ever. But to you, you like feeling wanted? To me, it's like, I still got it. I'd be like like yeah i mean at the end of the day attention feels good no matter what
Starting point is 00:19:49 always we can all we can lie about that you know our girls can lie that oh i don't want attention i don't lie yeah they it's attention feels good what if they're younger how young um how old are you 35 34 30 four years no that's not bad that's not bad yeah 22 22 22 is a little you know a little too much does it help you no but i mean at the end of the day 26 26 so cool that's cool my thing and i don't know who i talked about this with i feel like 25 is the age there's like there's so much growing up between like, you know, the 18 to 25. I don't believe in like, oh, a woman at 18 is an adult. I don't believe that shit. No shot.
Starting point is 00:20:30 No shot at all. I think that you like really develop into who you are. Like once you're like 25, 26. I can see that. You know what I mean? That's fair. Like if you're a 40 and you're dating a 26 year old, do what you want, man. Don't date an 18 year old.
Starting point is 00:20:42 That shit's weird. You're wrong for that. That shit is weird. No, they're an adult though. No, that's, I don't date an 18-year-old. That shit's weird. You're wrong for that. That shit is weird. No, they're an adult, though. No, I don't consider that a thing. I agree. So 26, yeah, I'm cool with that. The thing is, I don't have girls who check in on me like that.
Starting point is 00:20:53 I don't either. I don't talk to women. I don't entertain women. I don't do that. I don't entertain girls even when I'm single. Well, and you don't really have social media either, so it's not like you're in a position to really get... The thing is, though, he's got like eight accounts dude i just found another one joke
Starting point is 00:21:08 accounts though they're not serious i found another one was that four three well the first one was like a joke and then too many people followed it yes you're like fuck i gotta get rid of this one b oh yeah that one was a joke that was just for people like all of us. Well, that became your main Instagram. That became a main. Yeah. And I was like, I don't want this at all. Then I need to make a new one. So then I made the little one for just like 30 people.
Starting point is 00:21:33 But I don't even want those 30 people. No more? Yeah, no more. And then I was like, okay, I actually made that one just for me. Double G. Yes. I made that one just for me. That one's fun.
Starting point is 00:21:44 I'm in there and I'm not tagged and it kind of hurts but I didn't make it for like no one's supposed to know about it but people would just like see their recommended and then be like oh okay and then they found it
Starting point is 00:21:52 and they just started following it you want people to be intrigued and be like damn I like what this guy has to offer that one's just for me that one's literally just like it's like a it's a personal blog
Starting point is 00:22:03 a scrapbook for you it's a scrapbook it's exactly what it is so why don't you just make your account private now let anybody follow you you want other people to see it it was just for me but now now it's just for him man come on well i did get some joy out of seeing some of this shit on there it's good i was like god damn i remember this it's good i was in that i remember this yeah there's there's some funny i might turn that one into my main yeah yeah okay either way though what are we talking about uh girls reaching out checking in on you yeah i don't i mean like girls will reach out to me but they don't check in because i'm not in anything but like i just
Starting point is 00:22:36 don't even entertain them just because i don't want it's like i don't want to text yeah there's no entertainment but it's like do you find it weird that they might be keeping it open for like the chance no i like it i would like i mean you like it is weird as like from a woman's point of view it feels good to be checking in every six months like see if this guy still could you imagine like i can't date this this girl for too long because what if so and so opens up you know like i don't know if they think about it like that it's probably just hey like i was talking to this guy didn't work out let me check to see if andrew's still like if he's available why not you still you know how you doing i'm still with your girl okay you know what i mean we had fun before and that's understandable it's like you know if somebody likes you and they want to
Starting point is 00:23:15 check and you see me yeah it's still single definitely understandable i can't knock somebody for that i mean i've been to 25 with a fractured rib so well not anymore you can't do that anymore yeah probably not yeah but it's okay man so that. Yeah, probably not. Yeah. It's okay, man. So that would be my opinion. I feel like it's not that bad. It's like I can understand that somebody wants you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:31 They can ask. It's not like they're trying. It's not like, well, why? Yeah. Now, if you're going above and beyond, it's a little weird. It's like, okay, why do you want me
Starting point is 00:23:40 to leave my girl for you? And then I'm going to be with you and then you're going to have the... I've had girls be like that before. But how are you not going to have an issue. Just cheat on your girl with me. Just I've had girls where it's like. You're not like taking her like that serious though are you.
Starting point is 00:23:52 It's like. You really care about her. It's like. I should just fucking. Yeah. Stiff arm you. Yeah. Bitch.
Starting point is 00:23:59 But what are they expecting. So if you were to leave your girl. You don't have a girl. But I'm saying. If you were to leave your girl for her. How are they going to feel then? The girl that I left? Six months down the line, they're going to be like,
Starting point is 00:24:08 wait, he left his girl for me. Think about it. Like, come on, you don't want a guy to do that. Come on now. Yeah, I get that. It does feel good saying no, though. No, it feels good. I get such a high off of it.
Starting point is 00:24:19 It's so fun. Where you just don't even respond. Because most of the time, it's the women that have that. It's probably the other way around Because most of the time it's the women that have that. Most of the time the women get to do that. So when we get the option to be like, no, I'm good. I'm a pretty girl. It feels good. It feels good.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Like, no, I'm cool. I'm not even going to dignify it with a response. I want to read it. Let you know that I chose to not respond to you. I get it now. I get it now. Damn. No, I understand. I understand. Yeah. You know, hot girls get men hitting on I get it now. No, I understand.
Starting point is 00:24:46 I understand. Yeah. You know, hot girls get men hitting on them all the time. It does feel good to be like, nah, no good. But it also feels good to know that there's other people interested in you. That's true. You didn't just luck out with one. Don't stop. If you're out there, don't stop doing it.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Which I feel like is an important aspect of relationship. It's like women don't want to be with guys that don't have other options. Right I feel like is an important aspect of a relationship. It's like women don't want to be with guys that don't have other options. Right. You know what I mean? If a guy doesn't have a loser
Starting point is 00:25:10 and maybe they are uncomfortable with that at first but I feel like it's very important that the man you're with has other options. It's like you know
Starting point is 00:25:16 hey this guy is a desirable man. He has other women that want him. That's a good thing. You want to see first hand that damn
Starting point is 00:25:23 this banging bitch wants my dude and he just basically spit on her. That's a good thing. You want to see firsthand that damn, this banging bitch wants my dude and he just basically spit on her. That's a good thing. Not in a good way. Like, you know, it's like get away from your bitch.
Starting point is 00:25:31 You know, not like a, I love you, spit on you. I told that story the other day. Spitting on you? No, the knockout story. The bar knockout story? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:25:41 With your old co-worker? Not that one. Which one? Which one? Because I don't think i know this one you know which one oh yeah robert's girl story yeah his girl dude i'm fucking blank come on man two knockout stories oh i told that story the other day was that a fake i remember the tile one both oh to who just one of my friends. How'd it feel?
Starting point is 00:26:05 They got a real kick out of it, for sure. Do we know this friend? Yeah. Or no? Okay. Huh. Yeah, those are good stories. One of our friends got into their first fight out in Dixie.
Starting point is 00:26:17 No. Wait. To you? Yeah. No. Got into like a brawl out there. What? Oh my God, he's living my dream
Starting point is 00:26:25 so you know the kid who lives in my neighborhood um he yeah yeah so his little brother the prodigy so they were getting they got into a brawl out like at a campfire thing like a bonfire
Starting point is 00:26:41 Hicks came out one of them goes for our boy. To you. Yeah. Uh-huh. Our boy swings, just kind of nicks him on the head, just grazes him. And then the prodigy comes in and just three uppercuts as fast as you can. Is it like right, left, right?
Starting point is 00:26:59 Or just right, right, right? All right. Drops him like a sack of potatoes. And then the whole fight's over. You just see a dead body on the floor and everyone's like, all right, I, right. All right. Just drop a sack of potatoes, and then the whole fight's over. You just see a dead body on the floor, and everyone's like, all right, I'm done. Now, how do you feel about that? Somebody jumping in?
Starting point is 00:27:12 Somebody jumping in. If your boy's fighting, but it's only one guy, are you letting him fight, or are you jumping in? It was a whole thing. If it was a whole thing, I'm jumping in. It was a dog pile. If it's just you one-on-one, I'm going to let you handle your business. If I hit the ground, somebody's got to hop in. I need help. No, 100%.
Starting point is 00:27:26 I'm there. I'm there for that. That'll never happen. But if it ever did. If it did happen, hypothetically, yes. I'm there in your back pocket. I'm like a rep. I'm watching.
Starting point is 00:27:35 That's it. That's exactly it. I'm going to jump in or I'm going to at least grab the guy off you. But I'm going to let you handle your business. You're a grown man. Yeah, you should. I'm going to let you do your one-on-one. Yeah, let me run the ones.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Because that's how I would want it let me run my shit don't jump in you know don't let me gray somebody and then jump in no I'm gonna handle my shit
Starting point is 00:27:52 for context it was a dog pile okay yeah that's fair like a 10 on 10 it was a free game bodies everywhere someone comes for our boy boy swings
Starting point is 00:28:03 and then I don't know who I talked about this with I love that and it was like the Andrew Tate thing it's controversial but it's like look if my boy's in a fight I'm not asking questions I'm going in there and I'm jumping in blind loyalty doesn't matter what he did
Starting point is 00:28:19 I don't know why the fight started I don't know I'm not going to figure that out until afterwards if my boy's fighting I'm jumping in I'm not reflecting before the fight started i don't i don't know it doesn't matter i'm not gonna figure that out until afterwards yeah if my boy's fighting i'm jumping in i'm not reflecting before the fight no i didn't do anything wrong yet i'm not hopping in like what are we doing guys yeah why are we fighting no i'm i'm jumping in throwing some punches yeah then it's like hey why did you get in a fight uh i don't know well he was fighting so i had to well fuck okay just wasted but why were you fighting i i called the the girlfriend a bitch okay so understandable I actually hit him
Starting point is 00:28:47 for no reason that's shit that you figure out after the fact it's like okay well you're a piece of shit for that but okay
Starting point is 00:28:52 I'm still gonna have your back so I like that that's a good friend that is a good friend I like that now if I'm on the ground and one of you guys come in to save me
Starting point is 00:29:00 he's on the ground I'm sneaking one at least one because I owe him one all I'm doing at least yeah I gotta get him while he's down the ground i'm sneaking one at least one because i got i owe him one all i'm doing at least yeah i gotta get while he's down i'm a big supporter of a fair fight if it's a one-on-one fight you guys should handle that now if you're losing and the guy wants to be a fucking like you know those guys around and he's still like no i'm throwing him off and then that's it you're gonna pull his jaw apart like i'm come yeah i'm not gonna fight him unless i throw him off then
Starting point is 00:29:23 he wants to fight me and it's like all right let's to fight me. And it's like, all right, let's go then. Well, to me, it's like. I'm going to give him a fair opportunity. Like, if I see Logan knocked out, right, and he's maybe kicking him in the back. Like, Logan's, you know, like stiff. No, that's a whole different story. Now, I'm not throwing him off. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:29:35 I'm fighting him on top. That's a different story. If he's hitting you while you're unconscious, no, now we're fighting. I'm blindsiding him. Yeah. Now we're blindsiding him. I'm sneaking around. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:43 And I'm making sure he goes down for sure. You're sneaking him yeah 100 i feel that yeah i don't think i would even think about it i'd just be running in there yeah probably just feel like full like force tackle just straight off you and then we're going at it after that i don't know why i've had a couple people ask me like about you i think from the show like people that are i'm a popular guy well they're like dude like who's that weird older dude you hang out with and I was like
Starting point is 00:30:07 oh you know this is Bo whatever and they were like does he have any like brothers I don't know why and I was like yeah he's got one
Starting point is 00:30:13 and when I describe your brother I talk about how his first instinct is headbutting somebody that's not his first instinct he's just like if you really want to
Starting point is 00:30:21 set your first move if you really want to let a man know you're fucking crazy you grab him by the collar and you fucking headbutt him like that your brother's a head alpha Yeah, true like whatever that term is. That's your brother. I know one of those that's his first move to this This was a it was cop stuff. That's why cuz I was talking about how your brother just got into it and You know can I ask you he say weird older guy or did you just throw that in i don't remember to be honest yeah you probably just do that he gets i appreciate that man yeah yeah there's so many people that anyways go ahead
Starting point is 00:30:52 go ahead dude but no yeah he was he was a cop and he was because he remembered that your brother was in the academy whatever no do you have to completely restart and i was like yes like damn that sucks whatever sucks but i was like oh he's the kind of guy that probably liked restarting because he wanted to earn his shit because he would head somebody headbutt somebody off the rip and they were like oh yeah like that dude's gonna kill somebody i was like yeah he's the guy and he wouldn't think about it i don't think he would i think he is like a way better man than like what hes to be, but he's also a very scary man. Very scary. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:31:29 So I just had a thought completely separate. Okay, go ahead. We're just talking right now. We don't have corner here to keep us in line. We're just fucking free balling. We're just flowing. Okay, so this is going to be harder for us because this was so long ago,
Starting point is 00:31:43 but this could be better for Bo because it's pretty recent Huh? Did you have like a sexual thing that you knocked off on the list that like you always wanted to do we're talking about brothers here We're talking about alpha males and this is what he comes up with I had a conversation this week with one guy I wish you had a brother you could tag-team somebody with not that basically so they Fucked a girl the way they always wanted to. And it was just everything they ever wanted. And I feel that.
Starting point is 00:32:08 But I'm wondering, like, did you have something, like, if you could remember, like, when you were a boy. Like, you're like 16, you're saying? Like, when you're younger? Just think about it. Like, try to think about it. Bo, this is going to be right away for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, when did that happen?
Starting point is 00:32:22 What was, like, the thing you're like, oh, Oh man, like I'm doing the thing right now. That makes sense. I've got one of those. I don't know if I have one of those. One of those. Go ahead. Talk about it. It wasn't like,
Starting point is 00:32:33 it was just something that I definitely shouldn't have done. I was younger. I might've been like 18 or 19. This was like fresh out of the one you made me get out of. I didn't make you get out of it. She wasn't the best person. He helped you out of it. She had a questionable tattoo on her chest.
Starting point is 00:32:50 You know which one. I know which one. Okay. It was pretty nuts. And then like kind of like before, during and after I was thinking like, damn, I don't,
Starting point is 00:32:59 I don't think I should be here. Like, like hand painting of like Marilyn Manson, like looking at me while I'm naked. He's a good artist, but yeah. Yeah. And I was,
Starting point is 00:33:09 I was like, damn, this is like, I was, I was making a movie kind of thing. Like you were just doing the damn thing. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:17 It was, it was pretty nuts, but for a reason, you know, it was just straight from the pits of hell. I feel so, but yeah, no,
Starting point is 00:33:24 I feel that. I feel No, I feel that. I feel that. I feel like you can contribute to this conversation more than any of us here. After doing it? You probably have some. You've hit a mark recently? Is that what you're trying to?
Starting point is 00:33:33 No, no, no. So one of our friends hit a mark recently. One of our friends. CL? Yeah. Somebody he knows. It's just somebody he knows. It's not him.
Starting point is 00:33:43 Just somebody he knows. No, no, no. Not me, actually. Yeah, okay. I know. One of our knows. No, no, no. Not me, actually. Yeah, okay. One of our friends. I'm dropping initials. Used a toy on somebody and just went to work with him. Are we talking rows?
Starting point is 00:33:56 No, no, no. Or are we talking like a horse? Like a piece. Oh. Used a piece on somebody. Okay, okay. And they're like, man, I've always wanted to do that. Shit was tight.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Like I did the thing I've always wanted to do. And it was awesome. She peed on him. She peed on him. No, no, no. They used a tool, a big tool as an extension of themselves. And it was awesome. Like one of those like like you don't have to
Starting point is 00:34:26 ask too much about it man just take it for what i don't know what kind of tool i want to picture this just imagine it whatever you want it to be like a sheath over your sword oh this is not who i thought right okay right hmm so they got to use a tool on somebody and their dream came true and And everything happened for them. Really? And I'm like, man, I'm so happy for you. That shit's so tight. That is pretty sweet.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Yeah. Yeah. We got to get them on. I know. I know. When are they in town? We were just, we were swapping stories though. And I was like, man, you know, I've had a really great run.
Starting point is 00:34:59 Things aren't that bad right now. But they were like, yeah, you know, I did this thing. She went up to you. Shit was tight. Yeah. But I'm wondering, like they were like, yeah, you know, I did this thing. She went up to you. Shit was tight. Yeah. But I'm wondering, like, what was that thing for you guys? So you were, you know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:12 I mean, yeah. Nothing like that. Yeah. No. Yeah. I'm so, so new into my sexual career that I'm not. But like, was it like you were doing back shots for the first time? Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Yeah. That's that. I mean, yes. Every time I have sex, really. Oh, shit. I'm really doing it here. I'm doing it. Every time I have sex, really, it's like, oh, shit. I'm really doing it. I'm here. I'm doing it.
Starting point is 00:35:25 Maybe for the first time was when we recorded it. That was like, oh, this is fun. Yeah. I like this a lot. Were you holding it or was she? I was holding it. I prefer it the other way. Really?
Starting point is 00:35:35 If she does it. I feel weird if I'm, like, I feel, like, extra dirty if I'm doing it. Really? Like, dude, what's wrong with me right now? Like, I'm really, like, I'm documenting this. I'm not thinking about that in the moment. Maybe afterwards. I just, I think way too much.
Starting point is 00:35:47 I had a second thought. So, former flame was telling me about her dating series right now. Uh-huh. Just, like, what's going on. How poor it's going. Just what's going on. Uh-huh. And so, she was telling me this guy was 20 minutes late.
Starting point is 00:36:04 And she was like, okay, I'm just going to get the fuck out of here. Like, Hey, like you're 20 minutes late. I'm going to go. Yeah. He's like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:36:08 I was making you wait 20 minutes on purpose. Yeah. Like I'm trying to put you in your place, right? Not, I'm trying to say that I'm putting you in your place. How do you let it just like that? How do you say that?
Starting point is 00:36:18 And think, yeah, this girl's going to like this. There's people that do. Maybe there are certain demographic, but like the crazy thing, she's not the one though. The crazy thing is like dudes think they're like
Starting point is 00:36:27 Andrew Tate again. We're bringing that name up. They own it. But like they think that's who they are but it's like they see all these videos and they're like
Starting point is 00:36:35 oh yeah I want to be this alpha male do whatever the fuck I want say whatever the fuck I want. I control the situation all the time. But you can't do that when you look like
Starting point is 00:36:42 the way you do you don't have any money you don't have anything going for you you can't do that. You're do that nobody you need to build yourself up a little bit you're not an international kickboxing prodigy you're not that guy international kickboxing prodigy who then created these businesses that are worth 300 million that's not you you're in college you don't even have a degree yet you You are negative 80K in the hole. Yeah. You're no one. You can't do that.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Only the 0.1% of human beings can pull that off. Can do that shit, yeah. That's it. That's not you. And that's the crazy part is like these people are like listening to this shit and it's like, yes, this is all true from a 0.1%er. They're hearing this like, yeah, this is exactly what I want to hear. Not you.
Starting point is 00:37:24 It's like, no, you're not at that level you're nobody you can't do that yeah and it's like i'm like hearing these horror stories about dating i'm like man i get it i get why girls hate dating men sometimes yeah like dudes are fucking it's vice versa everybody needs to date you me yes just me just you everyone get in line wait your turn for logan next just start dating next next next exactly yes but like it's insane to me that like guys are so unaware yeah like they they really are like really they're idiots like and like they're all like gods in their head and they're no one and it used to not be like that. Bullying used to be very prominent. It really helped.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Bullying is a great thing. Bullying, it should be, we should have more of that. Keeps everyone level. Dude, I was, and this might be.
Starting point is 00:38:13 It's very important to get bullied. You understand, okay, hey, this behavior is not, I shouldn't do this anymore. Right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:19 I shouldn't act like this. I'm going to get bullied for it. This is crazy of me. Okay, now I need to change. It happens in day-to-day life, dude. I was playing fucking Apex by myself, right? Two random kids.
Starting point is 00:38:29 They're in a group. They start trying to clown me. You know, I'm not the guy to clown. You're not the guy to clown, especially online. You know, I'm hitting them with some words they've never heard before. You know, they're like, damn, did you say mongoloid? Like, what does that even mean? And one of their friends is like, yo, I can't.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Like, I got to stop. Like, I can't believe you just called him a mongolet. That's really funny. And then all of a sudden now we're friends. And now you're teaming up on the other one. Yeah, me and this guy's friend are now shitting on this one kid. They were friends. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Yeah. He was like, oh, like, I need a backpack, you know, whatever. And I was like, dude, go fucking craft one. Like, it's free. He's like, well, obviously I don't have enough. I'm like, well, then you're an idiot. You should have got it. And yeah, so he's just kind of going back and forth and if i was not so used to bullying i would have never responded you know right but now i put him
Starting point is 00:39:16 in his place and it works because that's where he should have been he should have been so now yeah i'm gonna land i'm gonna get my materials and i'm gonna craft the backpack i don't want to do the crafter you get 75 i'm gonna craft the purple backpack literally why would you not do that there's three resources by every crafter every crafter he's like no i have the purple backpack like you're an idiot you're an idiot come on man learn from your mistakes but now the friend that had me afterwards the one that i was teaming up with his boy on yeah it was it was nice it's funny because like they're like just kind of friends. They probably met on the game.
Starting point is 00:39:48 And he's like, oh, this guy's way better than this one. Replaced, just like that. Yep. Let's lose that guy. Yeah. Bullying is so important. Yeah. 100%.
Starting point is 00:39:55 It needs to be encouraged almost for the people who can handle it. It needs to be allowed. You know what's funny too? I get bullied on Xbox and then it's just the way you go about it like damn i did suck that game like you need to learn like it's just human skills where it's like you know you know what guys you're not wrong yeah i'm sorry i'm i i just got i just came you know i'm not there i'm sleepy i'm very tired my hands are cold i am zero and nine right now it's on me yeah it's on me but guys i promise this isn't how i usually but i'm very tired my hands are cold i am zero and nine right now it's on me yeah yeah it's on me
Starting point is 00:40:25 but guys i promise this isn't how i usually but i'm never gonna sit there and say yeah you're right i'm sucking yeah never never but it's just i don't know makes you want to play better though it does i never played better than when i'm getting flamed i don't know how this started with our guy conversation but dudes are crazy dudes are nuts and it's crazy hearing about that from like a girl who's just like yeah i'm not a guy i'm just kind of here to like hang out like he was late on purpose so i knew that i was a woman right is basically what he was going with there was another guy separate separate dude who was just like like men have it so tough women hate men men are men women hate sex now and it's like listen if you feel this way that's okay go fuck dudes just don't say that on the first date like be somebody else
Starting point is 00:41:16 yeah don't be that guy on the first date you can you could like explain your thoughts and your theories and all that shit. Date six. There's so many other cards to flip than to just, you guys hate me. Literally. This is why I don't have sex. It's your fault. Literally. How crazy is that?
Starting point is 00:41:36 I don't know. I'm like, I just can't believe it. I'm like, man, that would be terrible. I've been on two terrible dates, though. In your life or recently? Just in life. Only two, huh? I went on Bumble.
Starting point is 00:41:49 We've all been there, man. I went on two dates on Bumble, and then I deleted it after the second date. I was like, wow, this is as bad as it gets. It's a game of numbers, dude. This is the worst. Yeah. And I won't play that game. I've decided if I ever try to talk talk to somebody it's going to
Starting point is 00:42:05 be in person yeah well there's there's definitely a shit ton of guys that are like really bad at just dating in general like those bad first dates yeah but women are there too yeah no there's bad there's definitely way more men at it but yes there's so many bad women daters 100 yeah i've been on i've been on a few but it was was just crazy because usually the women dates I've been on, they just don't have anything to say. They don't have anything to contribute at all. Yeah. But these ones are like, I'm the winner.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Like, I am. I see his power. Like, some crazy shit. I don't need you. It's less like, oh, I'm just stupid and bad. It's more like, I'm crazy. You know stupid and bad. It's more like I'm crazy. You know what I mean? Like,
Starting point is 00:42:46 why are you telling me this already? Like, let me figure this out for myself. Why are you, why are you telling me this on the first date? You give me all the, all the bad stuff. If I figured this out myself,
Starting point is 00:42:56 I'd be more into it. I would be inclined to understand. I'd be like, let me figure this out. Why is this going on? Don't tell me this at the start. Jeez. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:43:04 no, I, I buy that. They're like 27. They're too old to be tell me this at the start. Geez. Yeah, no, I buy that. They're like 27. They're too old to be doing that. Way too old. Yeah. But they get away with it.
Starting point is 00:43:12 I don't think they do. I think they just do it and then they lose the date. Yeah, probably. You know what I mean? Makes sense. They might get away with it for certain men, just not the men that they really want to be with. The girl that they do it with is not the right girl.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Are we talking about men or women here? I'm talking like the guys who to be with the girl that they do it with is not the right girl like it's like are we talking about men or women here i'm talking like the guys who do it with the girl if it's like a like a just a decent person they're like this is fucking weird if they have any respect for themselves at all why the fuck would i ever give this exactly you're late on purpose which maybe that's playing into their what they want the girls they want these bag are fucked up they They have to be. Yeah. We're like, please just stay.
Starting point is 00:43:47 The ones like being called bitch unironically. Just stay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A hundred percent. That's the only girl you get
Starting point is 00:43:53 and she's fucked up, you know? I get that for sure. But yeah. We got any more topics? You're the, come on, you're the host man.
Starting point is 00:44:01 I mean, I've got a couple. I just didn't want to pull my phone out. We're at 50 minutes. This was fun. 50? 50. Holy shit. We're at 50 minutes this was fun 50? 50 holy shit
Starting point is 00:44:06 we're just riffing this episode holy shit Carter we don't fucking need you Carter come back but we don't fucking need you man please come back I don't need you though but like
Starting point is 00:44:14 if you came back it'd be really cool it'd be nice to have you here it's comforting to see you I feel better when you're home because in these moments we just have him in the background alright guys
Starting point is 00:44:21 guys alright I think. Anyways. We're kind of tapped out. No, we're not. Come on, man. Give us something. What's your guys'
Starting point is 00:44:31 favorite camping memory? This is from Aridon. Bowie's Flakes for camping. Yeah, I've camped a few times. Dude, you really need to make that a priority. I know, man. Because you don't understand
Starting point is 00:44:42 the memories that happen. I understand. I went on He-Man last year and it was fun as fuck. He-Man's not even the best one. The one that we started this year, the river band trip is... Okay, we'll go on a weekday.
Starting point is 00:44:54 You guys get to take some time off work. It's one person versus ten. I'm important, man. No. I'm important. No, you're not. You're right. You're just another fish in the barrel. One V10. Yeah, you're not. You're right. You're just another fish in the barrel. One V10. Yeah, that is true.
Starting point is 00:45:07 I have to justify 10 people losing their money. And we're not 10-year-olds, dude. I'm helping you guys out. You guys don't want to go to work. We're not 10-year-olds. I agree with that. You don't want to go to work? I know you don't.
Starting point is 00:45:17 I'm trying to help you out. And you do, though. Yeah, I know I do. Come on, man. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Bullshit. Bullshit. But those camping trips where it's just like us. It's once a year, dude. It's so good. One weekend a year, you have to make it a priority. Oh, man, I know. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:45:31 But we're still taking days off. Best camping trip memory would probably be the one for Carter's Bachelor. Carter's Bachelor is easily my top. Yeah. Yeah. That was the best. A lot of men kissed on that trip. We fucking put Carter in a 20-pound bowling ball
Starting point is 00:45:46 chained to his ankle. For a whole day. He had a drink. It was like 10 beers in like three hours. A whole day he had a bowling ball chained to his ankle. Maybe like seven hours. Like a shackle. Like a hard metal shackle.
Starting point is 00:45:58 Like he was in prison, dude. Because he was now locked in to marriage. Stuck to a bowling ball. Yeah. And so he was like, I was like, Carter, listen. And I was the warden. Looking at the key. Which is the worst person to have this Stuck to a bowling ball. Yeah. And so he was like, I was like, Carter, listen, and I was the warden. Looking at the key, which is the worst person
Starting point is 00:46:08 to have this fucking key, by the way. Logan's gonna lose that shit. So I was like, you gotta drink 10 beers in the next three hours to get free or stays on all night.
Starting point is 00:46:17 And he did it. He did. Good for him. He started slamming him. Good for him. He might even have some time to spare. He wanted that shit off. He wanted it off.
Starting point is 00:46:24 So as soon as we got there, he's like, I want this off. You guys hold him down? Like six of us tackled him and then Logan put it on, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:33 I think it was like 12 or 15 pound bowling ball and basically you have to carry it. I was going to say, we don't make 20 pound bowling balls, but I was just going
Starting point is 00:46:38 to leave that out. No, it was, his ankle was getting like fucked up. He's like, dude, he's like, let me take this off.
Starting point is 00:46:44 And Logan's like, here's the deal. me take this off. And Logan's like, here's the deal. And we did it. It was a lot, a lot of fun out there for you guys. Yeah. For you to make it. But like,
Starting point is 00:46:51 no, even Carter had a great time after that. After he got all his beers in him, he was happy. He's like, Oh, I get it. I'm free.
Starting point is 00:46:58 I'm drunk. You know what I mean? Like it's, it's great. Either that or the trip. We were outside of your dad's friend's cabin in the tent trailer. That was also great. That was a very good trip for me.
Starting point is 00:47:08 Where you're doing the leg spins? Mm-hmm. I had a lot of fun in there. Luke and I were, you know, sexy role-playing as a sugar baby and sugar daddy. That was a lot of fun. You've only been, what, two trips? I've been on a few. I really enjoyed when we were playing, I forget the game, at the table we were playing.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Pocket golf. No, no, no. This was the one before. It was like the one where you're doing like the swipe. Oh, silent football. You didn't go on that trip. That was so fun. That was a good trip too.
Starting point is 00:47:32 That was fun. That was really fun. Did you play silent football? Or like thwacking and whatever? Not in so long. Oh, dude. Yeah, that one was a lot of fun. Yeah, we were fucked.
Starting point is 00:47:40 I was having so much fun that night. That was such a good game. That's easily best camping memory. For me at least. I've been so much fun that night. That was such a good game. That's easily best camping memory. For me, at least. I've been on like three camping trips. Yeah. Yeah. That's on you, though.
Starting point is 00:47:51 I've been there, though. I've contributed. I'm going to another one this week. Two days from now, I'm heading out. Yeah, but you're going with your girl. That doesn't count. And Carter and Tatum. Okay, that's fair.
Starting point is 00:48:01 But, yeah. I think that's kind of all we have for episode 27. I mean, that's why I think if we're at... We're at, we're good. But, yeah. I think that's kind of all we have for episode 27. I mean, that's fine. I think if we're at... We're at, we're good. Yeah, pretty good. Which is crazy, because I didn't think we were talking for that long.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Hopefully, we're still recording. We'll see. We should put this one as, like, this episode is in shambles. A backup. Oh. Backup episode. Watch if you're bored.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Yeah. Something like that. Or horny. Or horny. Because we talked about some pretty sexy stuff. I did have a lot of honey tonight. We can get sexy, too. Yeah. We can get more sexy, even. Mm like that. Or horny. Or horny. Because we talked about some pretty sexy stuff. I did have a lot of honey tonight. We can get sexy too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:27 We can get more sexy even. Like I haven't worked out, but I'm kind of still up there. I haven't worked out in over a week. I went Monday. I didn't go Monday. It's been a while for me. Alex wanted to get back into the gym. He hasn't been in like two and a half months.
Starting point is 00:48:40 I was like, dude, I'll fucking go with you. Good for him. If you're going to make me. His headaches are gone? No. I mean, he's like, oh, dude, I'll fucking go with you. Good for him. If you're going to make me. His headaches are gone? No. I mean, he's like, oh, dude, I still just feel so bad, but I just figured it's not going to get better. Him and his girl just not doing well. I'm hoping, dude. She's not good for him.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Gotta be it. There's no reason that he's wanting to go to the gym now. That's what I'm saying. I think he just realized that he's really little. Which, he got a katana recently from Amazon. And I'm going to Amazon, and I'm, I'm gonna get one.
Starting point is 00:49:07 I'm gonna fucking get one, dude. For no reason, I think. Samurai sword? Then hang, yeah, like a,
Starting point is 00:49:10 like a three foot bladed katana, custom made. It's custom? Yeah, they're fucking sick. On Amazon. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Yeah. Alright. They're pretty sweet. It's gonna be hanging here probably pretty soon. But. Alright, well, like, let's have Carter take us out, and then we'll just hang out for the page. Carter take us out. All right. They're pretty sweet. It's going to be hanging here probably pretty soon. All right. Well, let's have Carter take us out, and then we'll just hang out for the page. Carter, take us out.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Episode 27. It's been kind of fun without you, Carter. I still had fun. Yeah. I still had a lot of fun. I'm glad we did this. Probably not as much fun as if we replaced Bo with somebody. Someone else.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Anybody else. Anybody. But, yeah, no, it's been fun. And, uh... But, yeah, no, it's been fun. And... Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

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