Who Knows? Who Cares. - Bo's Cumegranate Juice.
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We're in the car.
We went bowling.
Her and her boyfriend are in the backseat.
I had the Yukon.
So I got a car full.
Right.
Like six, eight people maybe.
She was topping them off in the backseat.
Okay, cool.
Whatever.
You know, like.
In the trunk trunk.
Have fun.
I'm a guy.
I understand.
You know, do your thing.
I drive all the way to Vons.
From Providence.
From Providence.
It's like a 15 minute drive.
Because I wanted a certain certain juice
it was nice
it was very nice
okay
the first thing she does
when I get back
she cracks it open
swigs it
mouse it
whole mouth on it
then she likes to say
oh I didn't even brush my teeth
yeah
have fun drinking penis
is basically what she said
so it's just a wasted
nobody could drink it
why would you do that
no one gets the special juice why would you
do that there's come on yeah that's how you don't shit your pants but you shit
into your okay that's don't lie yeah
I'm like oh like are you wet right now
you know what though said here we are you fully bricked up after kissing
this is number 27 okay carter help us out on that one please
since you don't want to show up at least the least you could do
very least you could do put the intro in you know while you're having fun or whatever
but yeah episode 27
We're back
We're keeping the schedule
We're holding true to the word
Carter couldn't make it
For unknown reasons
He didn't let us know
Yeah I mean I don't really care
Why he couldn't make it
But
Doesn't matter
Yeah we're here
Doesn't matter
We don't need him
We kind of need him
We need him a lot
It's so much nicer
It's a little bit more organized
Yeah it's just nice
It's like
You just feel more
Like
You feel safer when he's here Yeah Well it's cause you know He organized yeah it's nice it's like you just feel more like you feel safer
when he's here yeah well it's because you know he's just gonna have everything ready yeah yeah
feels good yeah we can anyways fuck you all right guys yeah i've had enough of listening to this
bullshit let's get back on track kind of thing keeps us straight okay well i'm bo andrew of
course in the middle it's me over here logan that's that's logan is it he's got glasses on
you can't tell who is that guy it's me it's dark in. That's Logan. Is it? He's got glasses on. You can't tell. Who is that guy?
It's me.
It's dark in here.
It's me under here.
It's dark in here.
What podcast are we on?
27.
27.
If we keep it,
this is just up in the air.
We're doing it
because Carter doesn't want to show up.
So we're just going to see what happens.
We just wanted a drink, really.
Yeah.
Just wanted to get a couple drinks in.
I wanted to see my friends a little bit.
This is literally all it is.
Just some of them.
Not all of them.
Just some of them.
But, um.
Dude, come on, man.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
We're here.
27.
Are we, should we do the recap of the week like we do?
Yeah, yeah, let's do that.
Because, again, I didn't really do anything this week.
I didn't do much.
Yeah, I couldn't.
Yeah.
I couldn't do anything.
I have a broken rib, so.
I went to work, and then that's about it.
Played a lot of Apex.
Mm-hmm.
My girl's out of town, so I'm getting video game times with the boys.
You know what they say.
It's nice.
It's nice. When the girl's away. When the cat's away, the girl's away when the cat's away the mice are gonna play how nice is that for your girl to
just know while she's out doing whatever the fuck she's doing her boyfriend's just at home playing
video games who you know what i mean yeah well i'm sure you feel the same way right yeah no i feel
great yeah i feel great every time i go out it's she's definitely just at home hanging out. Yes, just reading.
Reading.
Probably.
Studying the Bible.
Reading.
Yeah, just doing things that I'd want her to do, for sure.
That's cool.
Yeah, it's nice.
It's comforting.
Do you have any fun weeks?
You went to a show last week, right?
That was last week.
We talked about that.
We talked about last week.
Come on, man.
Whatever.
This week.
Yeah, we did.
Nothing, right?
Nothing yet.
All right.
Whatever.
It's going gonna really pick up
here pretty soon
it's gonna go crazy
it's gonna go nutso
butso dude
alright
it's honestly the highlight
of our week I think
so far
yeah
usually we hoop
but you know
your rib's broken
I'm fucked up
old man
you're getting that age
where it's now
it's like
just one injury
after another
my ribs have always been
too big
I'm telling you
I promise you
once you get older it's no longer fun I've got like 10 years you don't heal fast it's one injury after another. My ribs have always been too big. No, you're going to understand. I'm telling you. I promise you. Once you get older, it's no longer fun.
I've got like 10 years to catch up.
You don't heal fast.
It's one injury after another.
You're never going to feel the same.
Not fun.
Your best years are behind you already.
It's crazy.
It's literally.
It's all of us.
Not me.
It's all of us.
Let me just say this.
You are, until 23, you're not dying, supposedly.
You know, you're still growing until 23.
And then once you're at 23, you're technically dying.
Your body's just dying.
So yeah, you're basically just on the...
You're up here and now you're just slowly coming down.
We'll see if that sucks for you.
I beat cerebral palsy, I'll beat death.
Maybe.
You might be able to live long enough to beat death.
We never know.
Something I was thinking about,
and this is no correlation to anything we've talked about at all,
but I thought it was
very funny how i've never not known that somebody has a tongue ring because whenever they have one
it's in every video or picture or everything they've ever taken and i think it was like a
tiktok or something of like she was like lip singing or something and there were words that
you don't even like open your mouth but you could see the whole whole tongue yeah i was like lip singing or something. And there were words that you don't even like open your mouth,
but you could see the whole,
whole tongue.
Yeah.
I was like,
damn,
that's really funny.
I've never not known someone had it.
It's like when somebody gets their braces off,
you know,
they get their brace off.
They're always like talking like this.
You know,
you got a tongue ring.
I got a tongue ring.
How do you feel about women with tongue rings?
Do you have like an initial judgment on women that have certain like a tongue
ring you're like you just you know what maybe she's low well yeah you see tongue rings like
damn i could get ahead from her but it's not like oh i wonder if my mom's gonna like her yeah you
know it's not your thought yeah you don't think about the family you think okay what would her
mouth feel like okay because i was gonna say it but I was going to get an argument with somebody,
nobody particular,
no one in particular about a lip tattoo.
Like underneath.
Yeah.
And I just think there's a certain like demographic of women who get lip
tattoos.
Only ones I've ever known are like the bro hosts.
That's what I'm saying.
There's just,
there's just a certain inclination that I'm thinking about of a woman who gets a lip tattoo i'm like i don't want my girl you know it's not my just somebody
in particular you know it's very like judgmental to think that it is judgmental i'm a very
judgmental person but that's because i hang out with you no i i think if you guys want tattoos
you you can get whatever you want you're a tattoo guy i got them everywhere i'm glad i just don't
know like you know it's like oh look at my. There's a difference between showing everybody what you have.
Okay, that's fair.
To, like, get a reaction.
That's fair.
And then just having it.
That's fair.
It's also, like, what does it say?
Okay.
That's also fair.
Is it a joke?
Mm-hmm.
Or is it, like, come here?
Yeah.
No.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Okay.
I get that.
I can see that.
So, it's like, those are the two.
You know what I mean?
Those are the only two options.
The only two options.
One's fair play.
One's a foul ball. I get that. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Exactly. One's fair play, one's a foul ball.
I get that.
One's a joke, one could be really funny.
I think it goes with any tattoo, really.
Like love is your boys.
No, it's not like
at least I wasn't. You got it in every picture.
You're kind of sneaking your shorts up.
You can't tell me that you don't do that.
I just wear high shorts.
When you first got a tattoo tattoo you wanted to show it off
yes you did
come on man
I don't know I think I was kind of like
embarrassed about it
it's funny because we all work out of the same place
so it's like I wonder if people have noticed
yet that like there's the same words
on the same thigh
one of the kids that works there
I think he's like Filipino
he's got like like
kind of brown hair here he was like looking it's like you get a new tattoo i'm like damn did you
look at me a lot i was like yeah that was about this one that was about this one okay but that's
different that's a lot but it you only see like this much okay so it's like he didn't ask about
this one yet i'm kind of hurt but But, yeah, I was like, damn.
He looks at my legs an awful lot.
Enough.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, they do call me Quadzilla over there.
That's what they call you. One guy called him Quadzilla.
He's running with that.
No way that happens.
He's running with that.
Who did?
He's dating a girl we went to high school with.
That doesn't help.
That doesn't help at all.
Oh, my God.
I don't want to, like like say her name or his name
you know
because it's very against
what we do
I hung out with a girl
not in that way
but she was just hanging out
with like the group
who went to our high school
tag along
yeah and I had never
I was like
so it's like if you
if she went to our high school
I don't know
I knew three people
in high school
you know what I mean
like
your girlfriend
and then like two other girls
anyways besides the point
okay go ahead
so that's just that's not gonna help yeah wait was there a story to this Your girlfriend and then like two other girls. Anyways, besides the point. Okay, go ahead.
So that's just, that's not going to help.
Yeah.
Wait, was there a story to this? Oh, you're saying so you wouldn't know who I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I thought we were going through some whole scenario.
Yeah, I thought he was like going somewhere else.
Okay.
Yeah, no, I mean, I don't, I can't think of his name right now.
Doesn't matter, man.
I was in there, you know, I was just trying to look at myself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was posing in the mirror in the bathroom.
Yeah, I wasn't filming, nothing like that.
And he was like, God damn, Quadzilla over here.
So weird.
He just wants friends.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
He just wants a friend.
He wants good looking friends.
Yeah, that's what he wants.
I get it.
I had a guy approach me on the street when I was downtown.
Like, dude, let's go out together.
Like, I've been looking for a guy.
You look really good.
Like, let's, me and you, we'll go get some girls.
That's a little bit more aggressive.
Yeah.
We'll get some girls and we'll tell him to go home.
Cause I want you.
It's kind of how that,
I've been looking for a guy.
He's like,
dude,
I've been looking for a boy to like,
fucking let's go crush me and you.
Like you look like a model,
dude.
Like let's go.
We're going to,
we're going to hit it off.
It's given off the same idea as that dude from the 4th of July party.
We went to,
he's like,
Oh dude.
Yeah.
Lately I've been, I've just been fucking older women. of July party we went to. He's like, oh dude, yeah, lately I've been,
I've just been fucking older women.
Oh,
that guy's gay.
Talking about like,
that guy was a gay guy.
Just sex with old women all the time.
And then like,
you know,
five minutes of silence.
I'm like hoping like Logan comes back or whatever.
And he's like,
you have really pretty eyes by the way.
And I'm like,
oh man.
No,
he was gay from off the rip.
Yeah.
I think so too.
That guy,
this guy wasn't gay.
He was just weird.
You know what I mean? Just lonely, but horny.ny yeah so he wanted you to help him out yeah he thought
i could help him out i couldn't i couldn't do much for him tag him into some snizz or something
yeah what about for a price maybe for a price for a price you could help him out always you know i'm
a working man it is i mean not not a crazy price either a reasonable one reasonable i would usually
do it for this but for you you, I'll knock it down.
Because you approached me.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
I like that.
Well, without Carter.
You got to be the host, man.
I know.
I have to.
You got to bring it back to your old ways.
All right.
We have a couple of questions.
So funny.
We're just talking.
We just talk.
Yeah.
It does feel a little different. It feels it was a little different without him here um so we have a scenario that is if a buddy is bringing
his new girlfriend around to the group and she's just fucking unbearable are you telling your
friends or are you like pretending like you love her? Are we telling like the friend who brought her around?
We're obviously telling our other friends.
It's probably a shared emotion.
I'm like, dude, this, this guy's bitch is the worst.
I'm not trying to throw anybody under the bus because this girl's grown on me for sure.
But that's how I felt about first.
When she threw the corn on the cob on you on 4th of July, it, I don't know what, and
then she was spraying people with the hose and then she she took a sip of my to die for juice.
To die for pomegranate sparkling soda.
And I don't want to throw her under the bus because I did say her name.
But man, that pissed me off.
We could beep it.
That pissed me off.
Dude, we're okay.
Everything that you named was at me, by the way.
The corn on the cob, the water, the putting a tomato in my shirt pocket.
Which I understand that you want to take out.
Smashing it on my chest.
You want to take out a little, you know, anger on him.
We're in the car.
We went bowling.
Her and her boyfriend are in the backseat.
I had the Yukon.
So I got a car full.
Right.
Like six, eight people maybe.
She was topping them off in the backseat.
Okay, cool.
Whatever.
In the trunk trunk.
Have fun.
I'm a guy.
I understand.
Do your thing.
I drive all the way to Vons.
From Providence.
From Providence.
It's like a 15 minute drive.
Because I wanted a certain juice.
Certain juice.
It was nice.
It was very nice.
Okay.
The first thing she does when I get back, she cracks it open, swigs it, mouses it, whole
mouth on it.
Then she likes to say, oh, I didn't even brush my teeth.
Yeah.
Have fun drinking penis.
So it's just a wasted, but nobody could drink it.
Why would you do that?
No one gets the special juice.
Why would you do that?
Because there's cum on it.
Yes.
That is a very big first impression.
That's a first impression.
Yes.
And I was like, why would you do that?
What?
Like, this is very important to me.
Yeah.
I drove.
Yeah.
I put my life on the line.
I took away my fun from my friends for 30 minutes
thank you for understanding that there and that it's a trip but what was hammering how good this
fucking juice was dude i loved it so much you guys haven't tried this what do you mean i drove over
for zach to be honest i'm like yeah gotta try this and that's what happened when i got back
she's growing on me for sure though she's She's grown on me. But that was it.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Do you tell your friend, though?
No.
No, he never did.
But.
You don't tell your friend.
I feel like if it was one of you two, I would tell you guys.
You think so?
Yeah.
I don't think I would tell any of my friends.
I'd want my friend to tell me, so that's why I would feel comfortable telling my friend. Is it going to change how you feel about it?
Because it's not.
You would get defensive.
Yes.
You're like, you don't know her like I do.
Yeah, and we don't.
That's real.
You don't.
I don't,
but at the same time,
I feel like it's very important
for your friends to have,
to be there to tell you,
hey, look,
maybe you don't see this.
Yes or no.
But obviously,
you two are people
that I'm going to have
for the rest of my life.
I have certain friends
that I feel like,
okay, no,
they're going to be in my life
for the rest of my life.
You could be cut at any moment.
Anybody's replaceable for me.
All right. Well, okay, man. I'm going to just continue my life for the rest of my life. You could be cut at any moment. Anybody's replaceable for me. All right.
Well, okay, man.
Well, I'm going to just continue along my.
No, not you.
I'm going to continue talking.
That's fucked up.
But I'm just saying there's certain people in your life that you're like,
okay, no, like I hold their opinions very valuable to me.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
My family, my friends.
That's hard for, I've realized it's really hard for girls to like accept that.
They feel like your friends
are always going to be like,
oh, you're always going to choose your friends over me
or some shit like that.
And it's like,
they were first.
They've been here
and they're going to continue to be here
no matter what happens.
So if we were like,
hey, like we hate your girl,
like you should,
you should end it.
You'd be like, all right.
I don't know if I'd be all right,
but it would definitely make me more like, like of like okay maybe i need to be you started
looking for things yes i need to be more like okay there's something going on here i need to
understand i mean and you guys really only know my girl from what i talk about you don't really
know her because you don't well yeah that's the whole thing yeah that's why i don't think i'd
ever tell my friend that's what i also don't think i'd ever tell my friend either i've just
let them suffer because usually you only hear the bad you know i don't think I'd ever tell my friend. I also don't think I'd ever tell my friend either. I'd just let them suffer.
Because usually you only hear the bad.
I don't want to hear about how she made you nut.
No, I'm not telling you all the great things.
When we have issues, that's when I come to you.
Yeah.
So it's like as far as I know, we hate her because all we hear is the bad.
But you obviously, you're with her more than just the shitty.
Yeah.
That's very fair.
That's very fair.
It's hard.
I wouldn't tell my friend.
But if we were constantly hanging out and you guys hated her, then it'd be a different
story.
Well, then you would probably just stop getting invited if you were going to bring your girl
all the time and we hated her.
You know what I mean?
If it was like, oh, like we're all doing this, you know, we give it three or four times and
it's like, man, this girl's the buzzkill.
We'll just start hanging out and be like, oh shit, like we forgot to invite Bo.
Oh no.
Damn. You know. Damn it. But I mean, I've seen seen your girl like twice so i don't really know how that is yet either
so she always somehow has an excuse yeah well they're i mean they're good ones like the canelo
fight and hawaii pretty good multiple times so yeah i wouldn't choose you guys you know yeah
it's not the thing for me is she's not being
anybody different than she was before me so i can't be mad at that yeah you know she's
she's doing the same things yeah she likes to travel do these things so i have to understand
you know that's who she was before that's what i got myself into yeah so i gotta be like okay
with you don't want to change her you also don't want someone who's gonna like fold because they
got a boyfriend no yeah 100 you want someone who's going to like fold because they got a boyfriend. No. Yeah. A hundred percent. You want someone who's like their own person still, but like you just share a life.
I like a little bit of like a pushback.
There's, there's, there's definitely a pushback between us and it's getting like so much better,
but there is, there is that.
You need it.
It's better though.
That's like, no.
Yeah.
And I don't want her to be the super boring, like not want to do anything.
You're like, Oh, but are you hungry?
Like, no, not really.
She's like, yeah, me either.
Yeah.
Me either.
That shit sucks. You don't want that. Tell me bitch. Like you're hungry. You're like, Oh, but are you hungry? Like, no, not really. She's like, yeah, me either. Yeah, me either. That shit sucks.
You don't want that.
Tell me bitch.
Like you're hungry.
Yeah.
Okay,
cool.
There was a night we were like in an argument and,
um,
she was like,
she was at work.
She was dumb one or like a stupid,
so dumb,
but she was drinking at work and I just don't like hanging around drunk women when I'm not
drunk.
It's just like,
that's like,
I don't even know that you could just label that as women either i think like drunk people that you don't
know that's fair drunk people is the worst hanging out when you're sober it's just not that fun
anyways she's texting me like getting off work she's like i'm hungry like do you want to go eat
i'm like yeah i'm not i just kind of ate but i'm down to go like i'm down to go with you like i'll
i'll have something whatever we go out to eat we get there i'm kind of just annoyed
because she's just a little drunk yeah like why'd you drive it's not as fun i literally asked you i
would pick you up yeah why did you drive whatever and we were sitting there she's like well are you
gonna order anything i'm like nah like just order what you want and i'll just eat what because you
don't eat half the you eat i'll just eat the rest it's like what's the point of us coming if
you're just gonna you're just not gonna eat i'm like you're missing the point you you just said you were hungry i'm coming to hang out with you and i'm gonna eat half of the
shit you don't eat probably more than half yeah so what's the problem here the waiter comes over
you guys ready to order she looks at me he's like she's like yeah he's ready to order
and i'm just like this bitch can't be serious right now bleep that out carter because i don't
want her to hear that.
Just the last 30 seconds.
I'm just like, are you serious?
And I just look at the waiter.
I'm like, we need a little more time.
And I just look at her.
I'm like, there is no way you're acting like this right now.
There's no shot.
And she looks at you and says, what?
Just in general, it's definitely like if you're not drunk and someone else is,
and you're just also not in the mood just in general.
Yeah.
It's just not fun. I was already not in the mood just in general. Yeah. It's just not fun.
I was already not in the mood.
I'm like,
why are you driving?
What are we doing?
And sometimes like people when they're drunk
are a little bit more
like antagonized.
Yeah.
So you're just like,
it's definitely not fun.
They're just like,
all right, cool.
Well, if you don't want to
think that's all right,
then you're like,
cool, perfect, cool.
Yeah.
But if they're like
trying to test you,
she was testing me.
She was testing me. I'm like, I'm not in the mood right now. I'm not in the mood.'re like trying to test you, she was testing me. She was testing me.
I'm like,
I'm not in the mood right now.
I'm not in the mood.
They're going to say every little thought of like,
we ended up in food.
Yeah.
She ordered what she wanted.
You've ever had.
Yeah.
She ordered what she wanted.
I eat,
I eat most of it.
It's cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't order food now.
She's like,
well,
this is why you come so fast.
Isn't it?
They,
they hit hard when they're,
yeah,
they definitely go for the deep shots.
See, the thing is, my girl doesn't know I come that fast because I don't tell her.
That's a good idea.
You just keep going.
I just keep going.
I can't.
I just keep going.
It'll start dying on me.
And it'll come up in conversation like, did you come yet?
I'm like, don't worry about it.
No.
Don't worry about it.
Nope.
Not really.
Uh-uh.
I don't know what it is.
I feel like sex has gotten better.
So I just come.
It's so great.
I want to come.
It's so good. Why am I going to's so good why am i gonna hold this off you gotta hold out and then once i then once i come then it's
like okay i can go for a while but definitely not as fun for me yeah i need like a like a 10 to 15
minute react because we were just talking about this last week i did the podcast without drinking
and then i realized now i'm doing it a little little drunk i say way more than i would
normally say i would never have talked about this last week let it fly it's like i don't care but
you feel better right you feel great you get it off your chest i feel great yeah it's a little
bit of opening up which is really important confessional and this tastes so good too yeah
it's so so sweet so sweet on the tongue. I have a scenario.
How do you guys feel about women knowing you're in a relationship
and checking in if you're still in that relationship?
How shitty is that?
Wait, say that again?
Like if, so like let's say everybody knows you have a girl, right?
But there's a girl who keeps checking in like,
hey, are you still with that girl?
You're like, yes.
And then six months later, hey, are you still with the girl?
Is that girl the worst person to you?
Or do you like it?
To me, no.
To my girl, yes.
That would be the worst person ever.
But to you, you like feeling wanted?
To me, it's like, I still got it. I'd be like like yeah i mean at the end of the day attention feels good no matter what
always we can all we can lie about that you know our girls can lie that oh i don't want attention
i don't lie yeah they it's attention feels good what if they're younger how young um how old are you 35 34 30 four years no that's not bad that's not bad yeah 22
22 22 is a little you know a little too much does it help you no but i mean at the end of the day
26 26 so cool that's cool my thing and i don't know who i talked about this with i feel like
25 is the age there's like there's so much growing up between like, you know, the 18 to 25.
I don't believe in like, oh, a woman at 18 is an adult.
I don't believe that shit.
No shot.
No shot at all.
I think that you like really develop into who you are.
Like once you're like 25, 26.
I can see that.
You know what I mean?
That's fair.
Like if you're a 40 and you're dating a 26 year old, do what you want, man.
Don't date an 18 year old.
That shit's weird.
You're wrong for that.
That shit is weird.
No, they're an adult though. No, that's, I don't date an 18-year-old. That shit's weird. You're wrong for that. That shit is weird. No, they're an adult, though.
No, I don't consider that a thing.
I agree.
So 26, yeah, I'm cool with that.
The thing is, I don't have girls who check in on me like that.
I don't either.
I don't talk to women.
I don't entertain women.
I don't do that.
I don't entertain girls even when I'm single.
Well, and you don't really have social media either,
so it's not like you're in a position to really get...
The thing is, though, he's got like eight accounts dude i just found another one joke
accounts though they're not serious i found another one was that four three well the first one
was like a joke and then too many people followed it yes you're like fuck i gotta get rid of this
one b oh yeah that one was a joke that was just for people like all of us. Well, that became your main Instagram.
That became a main.
Yeah.
And I was like, I don't want this at all.
Then I need to make a new one.
So then I made the little one for just like 30 people.
But I don't even want those 30 people.
No more?
Yeah, no more.
And then I was like, okay, I actually made that one just for me.
Double G.
Yes.
I made that one just for me.
That one's fun.
I'm in there and I'm not tagged and it kind of hurts
but I didn't make it for
like no one's supposed to know about it
but people would just like
see their recommended
and then be like
oh okay
and then they found it
and they just started following it
you want people to be intrigued
and be like damn
I like what this guy has to offer
that one's just for me
that one's literally just like
it's like a
it's a personal blog
a scrapbook for you
it's a scrapbook it's exactly what it is so why don't you just make your account private now let anybody follow you
you want other people to see it it was just for me but now now it's just for him man come on well
i did get some joy out of seeing some of this shit on there it's good i was like god damn i
remember this it's good i was in that i remember this yeah there's there's some funny i might turn
that one into my main yeah yeah okay either way
though what are we talking about uh girls reaching out checking in on you yeah i don't i mean like
girls will reach out to me but they don't check in because i'm not in anything but like i just
don't even entertain them just because i don't want it's like i don't want to text yeah there's
no entertainment but it's like do you find it weird that they might be keeping it open for like the chance no i like it
i would like i mean you like it is weird as like from a woman's point of view it feels good to be
checking in every six months like see if this guy still could you imagine like i can't date this
this girl for too long because what if so and so opens up you know like i don't know if they think
about it like that it's probably just hey like i was talking to this guy didn't work out let me check to see if andrew's still like if he's available
why not you still you know how you doing i'm still with your girl okay you know what i mean we had
fun before and that's understandable it's like you know if somebody likes you and they want to
check and you see me yeah it's still single definitely understandable i can't knock somebody
for that i mean i've been to 25 with a fractured rib so well not anymore you can't do that anymore
yeah probably not yeah but it's okay man so that. Yeah, probably not. Yeah. It's okay, man.
So that would be my opinion.
I feel like it's not that bad.
It's like I can understand
that somebody wants you.
Okay.
They can ask.
It's not like they're trying.
It's not like, well, why?
Yeah.
Now, if you're going above and beyond,
it's a little weird.
It's like, okay,
why do you want me
to leave my girl for you?
And then I'm going to be with you
and then you're going to have the...
I've had girls be like that before.
But how are you not going to have an issue.
Just cheat on your girl with me.
Just I've had girls where it's like.
You're not like taking her like that serious though are you.
It's like.
You really care about her.
It's like.
I should just fucking.
Yeah.
Stiff arm you.
Yeah.
Bitch.
But what are they expecting.
So if you were to leave your girl.
You don't have a girl.
But I'm saying.
If you were to leave your girl for her.
How are they going to feel then?
The girl that I left?
Six months down the line, they're going to be like,
wait, he left his girl for me.
Think about it.
Like, come on, you don't want a guy to do that.
Come on now.
Yeah, I get that.
It does feel good saying no, though.
No, it feels good.
I get such a high off of it.
It's so fun.
Where you just don't even respond.
Because most of the time, it's the women that have that. It's probably the other way around Because most of the time it's the women that have that.
Most of the time the women get to do that.
So when we get the option to be like, no, I'm good.
I'm a pretty girl.
It feels good.
It feels good.
Like, no, I'm cool.
I'm not even going to dignify it with a response.
I want to read it.
Let you know that I chose to not respond to you.
I get it now.
I get it now.
Damn.
No, I understand. I understand. Yeah. You know, hot girls get men hitting on I get it now. No, I understand.
I understand.
Yeah.
You know, hot girls get men hitting on them all the time.
It does feel good to be like, nah, no good.
But it also feels good to know that there's other people interested in you.
That's true.
You didn't just luck out with one. Don't stop.
If you're out there, don't stop doing it.
Which I feel like is an important aspect of relationship.
It's like women don't want to be with guys that don't have other options. Right I feel like is an important aspect of a relationship. It's like women don't want to be
with guys that don't
have other options.
Right.
You know what I mean?
If a guy doesn't have
a loser
and maybe they are
uncomfortable with that
at first
but I feel like
it's very important
that the man you're with
has other options.
It's like you know
hey this guy is a
desirable man.
He has other women
that want him.
That's a good thing.
You want to see
first hand
that damn
this banging bitch wants my dude and he just basically spit on her. That's a good thing. You want to see firsthand that damn, this banging bitch
wants my dude
and he just basically
spit on her.
That's a good thing.
Not in a good way.
Like, you know,
it's like get away from your bitch.
You know,
not like a,
I love you, spit on you.
I told that story the other day.
Spitting on you?
No, the knockout story.
The bar knockout story?
No, no, no.
With your old co-worker?
Not that one.
Which one?
Which one?
Because I don't think i know this one
you know which one oh yeah robert's girl story yeah his girl dude i'm fucking blank come on man
two knockout stories oh i told that story the other day was that a fake i remember the tile
one both oh to who just one of my friends. How'd it feel?
They got a real kick out of it, for sure.
Do we know this friend?
Yeah.
Or no?
Okay.
Huh.
Yeah, those are good stories.
One of our friends got into their first fight out in Dixie.
No.
Wait.
To you?
Yeah.
No.
Got into like a brawl out there.
What?
Oh my God, he's living my dream
so you know the kid who lives in my neighborhood
um he
yeah yeah
so his little brother
the prodigy
so they were getting they got into a brawl
out like at a campfire thing
like a bonfire
Hicks came out
one of them goes for our boy.
To you.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Our boy swings, just kind of nicks him on the head, just grazes him.
And then the prodigy comes in and just three uppercuts as fast as you can.
Is it like right, left, right?
Or just right, right, right?
All right.
Drops him like a sack of potatoes.
And then the whole fight's over.
You just see a dead body on the floor and everyone's like, all right, I, right. All right. Just drop a sack of potatoes, and then the whole fight's over.
You just see a dead body on the floor, and everyone's like, all right, I'm done.
Now, how do you feel about that?
Somebody jumping in?
Somebody jumping in.
If your boy's fighting, but it's only one guy, are you letting him fight, or are you jumping in?
It was a whole thing.
If it was a whole thing, I'm jumping in. It was a dog pile.
If it's just you one-on-one, I'm going to let you handle your business.
If I hit the ground, somebody's got to hop in.
I need help.
No, 100%.
I'm there.
I'm there for that.
That'll never happen.
But if it ever did.
If it did happen, hypothetically, yes.
I'm there in your back pocket.
I'm like a rep.
I'm watching.
That's it.
That's exactly it.
I'm going to jump in or I'm going to at least grab the guy off you.
But I'm going to let you handle your business.
You're a grown man.
Yeah, you should.
I'm going to let you do your one-on-one.
Yeah, let me run the ones.
Because that's how I would want it
let me run my shit
don't jump in
you know don't let me
gray somebody
and then jump in
no I'm gonna
handle my shit
for context
it was a dog pile
okay yeah that's fair
like a 10 on 10
it was a free game
bodies everywhere
someone comes for our boy
boy swings
and then
I don't know who I talked about this with
I love that and it was like the Andrew Tate thing
it's controversial but it's like
look if my boy's in a fight
I'm not asking questions
I'm going in there and I'm jumping in
blind loyalty doesn't matter what he did
I don't know why the fight started
I don't know
I'm not going to figure that out until afterwards if my boy's fighting I'm jumping in I'm not reflecting before the fight started i don't i don't know it doesn't matter i'm not gonna figure that out until afterwards yeah if my boy's fighting i'm jumping in i'm not reflecting before the fight
no i didn't do anything wrong yet i'm not hopping in like what are we doing guys yeah why are we
fighting no i'm i'm jumping in throwing some punches yeah then it's like hey why did you get
in a fight uh i don't know well he was fighting so i had to well fuck okay just wasted but why
were you fighting i i called the the girlfriend a bitch okay so understandable
I actually hit him
for no reason
that's shit
that you figure out
after the fact
it's like okay
well you're a piece of shit
for that
but okay
I'm still gonna have your back
so I like that
that's a good friend
that is a good friend
I like that
now if I'm on the ground
and one of you guys
come in to save me
he's on the ground
I'm sneaking one
at least one
because I owe him one all I'm doing at least yeah I gotta get him while he's down the ground i'm sneaking one at least one because i got i owe him one all i'm doing at
least yeah i gotta get while he's down i'm a big supporter of a fair fight if it's a one-on-one
fight you guys should handle that now if you're losing and the guy wants to be a fucking like
you know those guys around and he's still like no i'm throwing him off and then that's it you're
gonna pull his jaw apart like i'm come yeah i'm not gonna fight him unless i throw him off then
he wants to fight me and it's like all right let's to fight me. And it's like, all right, let's go then.
Well, to me, it's like.
I'm going to give him a fair opportunity.
Like, if I see Logan knocked out, right, and he's maybe kicking him in the back.
Like, Logan's, you know, like stiff.
No, that's a whole different story.
Now, I'm not throwing him off.
No, no, no.
I'm fighting him on top.
That's a different story.
If he's hitting you while you're unconscious, no, now we're fighting.
I'm blindsiding him.
Yeah.
Now we're blindsiding him.
I'm sneaking around.
Yeah.
And I'm making sure he goes down for sure.
You're sneaking him yeah
100 i feel that yeah i don't think i would even think about it i'd just be running in there yeah
probably just feel like full like force tackle just straight off you and then we're going at it
after that i don't know why i've had a couple people ask me like about you i think from the
show like people that are i'm a popular guy well they're like dude like who's that weird older dude
you hang out with
and I was like
oh you know
this is Bo whatever
and they were like
does he have any
like brothers
I don't know why
and I was like
yeah he's got one
and when I describe
your brother
I talk about
how his first instinct
is headbutting somebody
that's not his first instinct
he's just like
if you really want to
set your first move
if you really want to
let a man know
you're fucking crazy you grab him by the collar and you fucking headbutt him like that your brother's a head alpha
Yeah, true like whatever that term is. That's your brother. I know one of those that's his first move to this
This was a it was cop stuff. That's why cuz I was talking about how your brother just got into it and
You know can I ask you he say weird older guy or did you just throw that in i don't remember to be honest yeah you probably
just do that he gets i appreciate that man yeah yeah there's so many people that anyways go ahead
go ahead dude but no yeah he was he was a cop and he was because he remembered that your brother was
in the academy whatever no do you have to completely restart and i was like yes like
damn that sucks whatever sucks but i was like oh he's the kind of guy that probably liked restarting because he wanted to earn his shit because he would head somebody
headbutt somebody off the rip and they were like oh yeah like that dude's gonna kill somebody
i was like yeah he's the guy and he wouldn't think about it i don't think he would i think
he is like a way better man than like what hes to be, but he's also a very scary man.
Very scary.
Go ahead.
So I just had a thought completely separate.
Okay, go ahead.
We're just talking right now.
We don't have corner here to keep us in line.
We're just fucking free balling.
We're just flowing.
Okay, so this is going to be harder for us
because this was so long ago,
but this could be better for Bo because it's pretty recent
Huh?
Did you have like a sexual thing that you knocked off on the list that like you always wanted to do we're talking about brothers here
We're talking about alpha males and this is what he comes up with I had a conversation this week with one guy
I wish you had a brother you could tag-team somebody with not that basically so they
Fucked a girl the way they always wanted to.
And it was just everything they ever wanted.
And I feel that.
But I'm wondering, like, did you have something, like, if you could remember, like, when you were a boy.
Like, you're like 16, you're saying?
Like, when you're younger?
Just think about it.
Like, try to think about it.
Bo, this is going to be right away for you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, when did that happen?
What was, like, the thing you're like, oh, Oh man, like I'm doing the thing right now.
That makes sense.
I've got one of those.
I don't know if I have one of those.
One of those.
Go ahead.
Talk about it.
It wasn't like,
it was just something that I definitely shouldn't have done.
I was younger.
I might've been like 18 or 19.
This was like fresh out of the one you made me get out of.
I didn't make you get out of it.
She wasn't the best person.
He helped you out of it.
She had a questionable tattoo on her chest.
You know which one.
I know which one.
Okay.
It was pretty nuts.
And then like kind of like before,
during and after I was thinking like,
damn,
I don't,
I don't think I should be here.
Like,
like hand painting of like Marilyn Manson,
like looking at me while I'm naked.
He's a good artist,
but yeah.
Yeah.
And I was,
I was like,
damn,
this is like,
I was,
I was making a movie kind of thing.
Like you were just doing the damn thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was,
it was pretty nuts,
but for a reason,
you know,
it was just straight from the pits of hell.
I feel so,
but yeah,
no,
I feel that. I feel No, I feel that.
I feel that.
I feel like you can contribute to this conversation
more than any of us here.
After doing it?
You probably have some.
You've hit a mark recently?
Is that what you're trying to?
No, no, no.
So one of our friends hit a mark recently.
One of our friends.
CL?
Yeah.
Somebody he knows.
It's just somebody he knows.
It's not him.
Just somebody he knows.
No, no, no.
Not me, actually.
Yeah, okay. I know. One of our knows. No, no, no. Not me, actually. Yeah, okay.
One of our friends.
I'm dropping initials.
Used a toy on somebody and just went to work with him.
Are we talking rows?
No, no, no.
Or are we talking like a horse?
Like a piece.
Oh.
Used a piece on somebody.
Okay, okay.
And they're like, man, I've always wanted to do that.
Shit was tight.
Like I did the thing I've always wanted to do.
And it was awesome.
She peed on him.
She peed on him.
No, no, no.
They used a tool, a big tool as an extension of themselves.
And it was awesome.
Like one of those like like you don't have to
ask too much about it man just take it for what i don't know what kind of tool i want to picture
this just imagine it whatever you want it to be like a sheath over your sword
oh this is not who i thought right okay right hmm so they got to use a tool on somebody and
their dream came true and And everything happened for them.
Really?
And I'm like, man, I'm so happy for you.
That shit's so tight.
That is pretty sweet.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We got to get them on.
I know.
I know.
When are they in town?
We were just, we were swapping stories though.
And I was like, man, you know, I've had a really great run.
Things aren't that bad right now.
But they were like, yeah, you know, I did this thing.
She went up to you.
Shit was tight. Yeah. But I'm wondering, like they were like, yeah, you know, I did this thing. She went up to you. Shit was tight.
Yeah.
But I'm wondering, like, what was that thing for you guys?
So you were, you know.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
Nothing like that.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
I'm so, so new into my sexual career that I'm not.
But like, was it like you were doing back shots for the first time?
Okay.
Yeah.
That's that.
I mean, yes.
Every time I have sex, really.
Oh, shit.
I'm really doing it here. I'm doing it. Every time I have sex, really, it's like, oh, shit. I'm really doing it.
I'm here.
I'm doing it.
Maybe for the first time was when we recorded it.
That was like, oh, this is fun.
Yeah.
I like this a lot.
Were you holding it or was she?
I was holding it.
I prefer it the other way.
Really?
If she does it.
I feel weird if I'm, like, I feel, like, extra dirty if I'm doing it.
Really?
Like, dude, what's wrong with me right now?
Like, I'm really, like, I'm documenting this.
I'm not thinking about that in the moment.
Maybe afterwards.
I just, I think way too much.
I had a second thought.
So, former flame was telling me about her dating series right now.
Uh-huh.
Just, like, what's going on.
How poor it's going.
Just what's going on.
Uh-huh.
And so, she was telling me this guy was 20 minutes late.
And she was like, okay, I'm just going to get the fuck out of here.
Like,
Hey,
like you're 20 minutes late.
I'm going to go.
Yeah.
He's like,
yeah,
I was making you wait 20 minutes on purpose.
Yeah.
Like I'm trying to put you in your place,
right?
Not,
I'm trying to say that I'm putting you in your place.
How do you let it just like that?
How do you say that?
And think,
yeah,
this girl's going to like this.
There's people that do.
Maybe there are certain demographic,
but like the crazy thing,
she's not the one though.
The crazy thing is like dudes think they're like
Andrew Tate again.
We're bringing that name up.
They own it.
But like they think
that's who they are
but it's like
they see all these videos
and they're like
oh yeah I want to be
this alpha male
do whatever the fuck I want
say whatever the fuck I want.
I control the situation
all the time.
But you can't do that
when you look like
the way you do
you don't have any money
you don't have anything
going for you you can't do that. You're do that nobody you need to build yourself up a little bit
you're not an international kickboxing prodigy you're not that guy international kickboxing
prodigy who then created these businesses that are worth 300 million that's not you
you're in college you don't even have a degree yet you You are negative 80K in the hole. Yeah. You're no one.
You can't do that.
Only the 0.1% of human beings can pull that off.
Can do that shit, yeah.
That's it.
That's not you.
And that's the crazy part is like these people are like listening to this shit and it's like,
yes, this is all true from a 0.1%er.
They're hearing this like, yeah, this is exactly what I want to hear.
Not you.
It's like, no, you're not at that level you're nobody you can't do that yeah and
it's like i'm like hearing these horror stories about dating i'm like man i get it i get why
girls hate dating men sometimes yeah like dudes are fucking it's vice versa everybody needs to
date you me yes just me just you everyone get in line wait your turn for logan next just start dating next
next next exactly yes but like it's insane to me that like guys are so unaware yeah like they they
really are like really they're idiots like and like they're all like gods in their head
and they're no one and it used to not be like that. Bullying used to be very prominent.
It really helped.
Bullying is a great thing.
Bullying,
it should be,
we should have more of that.
Keeps everyone level.
Dude,
I was,
and this might be.
It's very important to get bullied.
You understand,
okay,
hey,
this behavior is not,
I shouldn't do this anymore.
Right.
Yeah.
I shouldn't act like this.
I'm going to get bullied for it.
This is crazy of me.
Okay,
now I need to change.
It happens in day-to-day life, dude.
I was playing fucking Apex by myself, right?
Two random kids.
They're in a group.
They start trying to clown me.
You know, I'm not the guy to clown.
You're not the guy to clown, especially online.
You know, I'm hitting them with some words they've never heard before.
You know, they're like, damn, did you say mongoloid?
Like, what does that even mean?
And one of their friends is like, yo, I can't.
Like, I got to stop.
Like, I can't believe you just called him a mongolet.
That's really funny.
And then all of a sudden now we're friends.
And now you're teaming up on the other one.
Yeah, me and this guy's friend are now shitting on this one kid.
They were friends.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was like, oh, like, I need a backpack, you know, whatever.
And I was like, dude, go fucking craft one.
Like, it's free.
He's like, well, obviously I don't have enough.
I'm like, well, then you're an idiot.
You should have got it. And yeah, so he's just kind of going back and forth and
if i was not so used to bullying i would have never responded you know right but now i put him
in his place and it works because that's where he should have been he should have been so now
yeah i'm gonna land i'm gonna get my materials and i'm gonna craft the backpack i don't want to do the crafter you get 75 i'm gonna craft
the purple backpack literally why would you not do that there's three resources by every crafter
every crafter he's like no i have the purple backpack like you're an idiot you're an idiot
come on man learn from your mistakes but now the friend that had me afterwards the one that i was
teaming up with his boy on yeah it was it was nice it's funny because like they're like just
kind of friends.
They probably met on the game.
And he's like, oh, this guy's way better than this one.
Replaced, just like that.
Yep.
Let's lose that guy.
Yeah.
Bullying is so important.
Yeah.
100%.
It needs to be encouraged almost for the people who can handle it.
It needs to be allowed.
You know what's funny too?
I get bullied on Xbox and then it's just
the way you go about it like damn i did suck that game like you need to learn like it's just human
skills where it's like you know you know what guys you're not wrong yeah i'm sorry i'm i i just got
i just came you know i'm not there i'm sleepy i'm very tired my hands are cold i am zero and nine
right now it's on me yeah it's on me but guys i promise this isn't how i usually but i'm very tired my hands are cold i am zero and nine right now it's on me yeah yeah it's on me
but guys i promise this isn't how i usually but i'm never gonna sit there and say yeah you're
right i'm sucking yeah never never but it's just i don't know makes you want to play better though
it does i never played better than when i'm getting flamed i don't know how this started
with our guy conversation but dudes are crazy dudes are nuts and it's crazy hearing about that from like a girl who's just
like yeah i'm not a guy i'm just kind of here to like hang out like he was late on purpose so i
knew that i was a woman right is basically what he was going with there was another guy separate
separate dude who was just like like men have it so tough women hate men men are men women hate sex now and it's like listen if you
feel this way that's okay go fuck dudes just don't say that on the first date like be somebody else
yeah don't be that guy on the first date you can you could like explain your thoughts and your
theories and all that shit. Date six.
There's so many other cards to flip than to just, you guys hate me.
Literally.
This is why I don't have sex.
It's your fault.
Literally.
How crazy is that?
I don't know.
I'm like, I just can't believe it.
I'm like, man, that would be terrible.
I've been on two terrible dates, though.
In your life or recently?
Just in life.
Only two, huh?
I went on Bumble.
We've all been there, man.
I went on two dates on Bumble, and then I deleted it after the second date.
I was like, wow, this is as bad as it gets.
It's a game of numbers, dude.
This is the worst.
Yeah.
And I won't play that game.
I've decided if I ever try to talk talk to somebody it's going to
be in person yeah well there's there's definitely a shit ton of guys that are like really bad at
just dating in general like those bad first dates yeah but women are there too yeah no there's bad
there's definitely way more men at it but yes there's so many bad women daters 100 yeah i've
been on i've been on a few but it was was just crazy because usually the women dates I've been on,
they just don't have anything to say.
They don't have anything to contribute at all.
Yeah.
But these ones are like, I'm the winner.
Like, I am.
I see his power.
Like, some crazy shit.
I don't need you.
It's less like, oh, I'm just stupid and bad.
It's more like, I'm crazy. You know stupid and bad. It's more like I'm crazy.
You know what I mean?
Like,
why are you telling me this already?
Like,
let me figure this out for myself.
Why are you,
why are you telling me this on the first date?
You give me all the,
all the bad stuff.
If I figured this out myself,
I'd be more into it.
I would be inclined to understand.
I'd be like,
let me figure this out.
Why is this going on?
Don't tell me this at the start.
Jeez.
Yeah,
no,
I,
I buy that. They're like 27. They're too old to be tell me this at the start. Geez. Yeah, no, I buy that.
They're like 27.
They're too old to be doing that.
Way too old.
Yeah.
But they get away with it.
I don't think they do.
I think they just do it and then they lose the date.
Yeah, probably.
You know what I mean?
Makes sense.
They might get away with it for certain men,
just not the men that they really want to be with.
The girl that they do it with is not the right girl.
Are we talking about men or women here? I'm talking like the guys who to be with the girl that they do it with is not the right girl like it's like are we talking about men or women here i'm talking like the guys who do it with the girl
if it's like a like a just a decent person they're like this is fucking weird if they have any
respect for themselves at all why the fuck would i ever give this exactly you're late on purpose
which maybe that's playing into their what they want the girls they want these bag
are fucked up they They have to be.
Yeah.
We're like,
please just stay.
The ones like being called
bitch unironically.
Just stay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
That's the only girl you get
and she's fucked up,
you know?
I get that for sure.
But yeah.
We got any more topics?
You're the,
come on,
you're the host man.
I mean,
I've got a couple.
I just didn't want to
pull my phone out.
We're at 50 minutes.
This was fun.
50? 50. Holy shit. We're at 50 minutes this was fun 50?
50 holy shit
we're just riffing this episode
holy shit
Carter we don't fucking need you
Carter come back
but we don't fucking need you man
please come back
I don't need you though
but like
if you came back
it'd be really cool
it'd be nice to have you here
it's comforting to see you
I feel better when you're home
because in these moments
we just have him in the background
alright guys
guys
alright
I think.
Anyways.
We're kind of tapped out.
No, we're not.
Come on, man. Give us something.
What's your guys'
favorite camping memory?
This is from Aridon.
Bowie's Flakes for camping.
Yeah, I've camped a few times.
Dude, you really need
to make that a priority.
I know, man.
Because you don't understand
the memories that happen.
I understand.
I went on He-Man last year
and it was fun as fuck.
He-Man's not even the best
one. The one that we started this year,
the river band trip is...
Okay, we'll go on a weekday.
You guys get to take some time off work.
It's one person versus ten.
I'm important, man.
No. I'm important. No, you're not.
You're right. You're just another fish
in the barrel.
One V10. Yeah, you're not. You're right. You're just another fish in the barrel. One V10.
Yeah, that is true.
I have to justify 10 people losing their money.
And we're not 10-year-olds, dude.
I'm helping you guys out.
You guys don't want to go to work.
We're not 10-year-olds.
I agree with that.
You don't want to go to work?
I know you don't.
I'm trying to help you out.
And you do, though.
Yeah, I know I do.
Come on, man.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
But those camping trips where it's just like us.
It's once a year, dude.
It's so good.
One weekend a year, you have to make it a priority.
Oh, man, I know.
It's so good.
But we're still taking days off.
Best camping trip memory would probably be the one for Carter's Bachelor.
Carter's Bachelor is easily my top.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was the best.
A lot of men kissed on that trip.
We fucking put Carter in a 20-pound bowling ball
chained to his ankle.
For a whole day.
He had a drink.
It was like 10 beers in like three hours.
A whole day he had a bowling ball chained to his ankle.
Maybe like seven hours.
Like a shackle.
Like a hard metal shackle.
Like he was in prison, dude.
Because he was now locked in to marriage.
Stuck to a bowling ball.
Yeah.
And so he was like, I was like, Carter, listen.
And I was the warden. Looking at the key. Which is the worst person to have this Stuck to a bowling ball. Yeah. And so he was like, I was like, Carter, listen, and I was the warden.
Looking at the key,
which is the worst person
to have this fucking key,
by the way.
Logan's gonna lose that shit.
So I was like,
you gotta drink 10 beers
in the next three hours
to get free
or stays on all night.
And he did it.
He did.
Good for him.
He started slamming him.
Good for him.
He might even have some time to spare.
He wanted that shit off.
He wanted it off.
So as soon as we got there,
he's like,
I want this off.
You guys hold him down?
Like six of us
tackled him
and then Logan put it on,
yeah.
I think it was like
12 or 15 pound bowling ball
and basically
you have to carry it.
I was going to say,
we don't make 20 pound
bowling balls,
but I was just going
to leave that out.
No, it was,
his ankle was getting
like fucked up.
He's like,
dude,
he's like,
let me take this off.
And Logan's like, here's the deal. me take this off. And Logan's like,
here's the deal.
And we did it.
It was a lot,
a lot of fun out there for you guys.
Yeah.
For you to make it.
But like,
no,
even Carter had a great time after that.
After he got all his beers in him,
he was happy.
He's like,
Oh,
I get it.
I'm free.
I'm drunk.
You know what I mean?
Like it's,
it's great.
Either that or the trip.
We were outside of your dad's friend's cabin in the tent trailer.
That was also great.
That was a very good trip for me.
Where you're doing the leg spins?
Mm-hmm.
I had a lot of fun in there.
Luke and I were, you know, sexy role-playing as a sugar baby and sugar daddy.
That was a lot of fun.
You've only been, what, two trips?
I've been on a few.
I really enjoyed when we were playing, I forget the game, at the table we were playing.
Pocket golf.
No, no, no.
This was the one before.
It was like the one where you're doing like the swipe.
Oh, silent football.
You didn't go on that trip.
That was so fun.
That was a good trip too.
That was fun.
That was really fun.
Did you play silent football?
Or like thwacking and whatever?
Not in so long.
Oh, dude.
Yeah, that one was a lot of fun.
Yeah, we were fucked.
I was having so much fun that night.
That was such a good game.
That's easily best camping memory.
For me at least. I've been so much fun that night. That was such a good game. That's easily best camping memory. For me, at least.
I've been on like three camping trips.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's on you, though.
I've been there, though.
I've contributed.
I'm going to another one this week.
Two days from now, I'm heading out.
Yeah, but you're going with your girl.
That doesn't count.
And Carter and Tatum.
Okay, that's fair.
But, yeah.
I think that's kind of all we have for episode 27. I mean, that's why I think if we're at... We're at, we're good. But, yeah. I think that's kind of all we have for episode 27.
I mean, that's fine.
I think if we're at...
We're at, we're good.
Yeah, pretty good.
Which is crazy,
because I didn't think we were talking for that long.
Hopefully, we're still recording.
We'll see.
We should put this one as, like,
this episode is in shambles.
A backup.
Oh.
Backup episode.
Watch if you're bored.
Yeah.
Something like that.
Or horny.
Or horny.
Because we talked about some pretty sexy stuff.
I did have a lot of honey tonight. We can get sexy, too. Yeah. We can get more sexy, even. Mm like that. Or horny. Or horny. Because we talked about some pretty sexy stuff. I did have a lot of honey tonight.
We can get sexy too.
Yeah.
We can get more sexy even.
Like I haven't worked out, but I'm kind of still up there.
I haven't worked out in over a week.
I went Monday.
I didn't go Monday.
It's been a while for me.
Alex wanted to get back into the gym.
He hasn't been in like two and a half months.
I was like, dude, I'll fucking go with you.
Good for him.
If you're going to make me.
His headaches are gone? No. I mean, he's like, oh, dude, I'll fucking go with you. Good for him. If you're going to make me. His headaches are gone?
No. I mean, he's like, oh, dude, I still just
feel so bad, but I just figured it's not going to get better.
Him and his girl just not doing well.
I'm hoping, dude. She's not good for him.
Gotta be it.
There's no reason that he's wanting to go to the gym now.
That's what I'm saying.
I think he just realized that he's really little.
Which, he got a
katana recently from Amazon.
And I'm going to Amazon, and I'm,
I'm gonna get one.
I'm gonna fucking get one,
dude.
For no reason,
I think.
Samurai sword?
Then hang,
yeah,
like a,
like a three foot
bladed katana,
custom made.
It's custom?
Yeah,
they're fucking sick.
On Amazon.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Alright.
They're pretty sweet.
It's gonna be hanging
here probably pretty soon.
But. Alright, well, like, let's have Carter take us out, and then we'll just hang out for the page. Carter take us out. All right. They're pretty sweet. It's going to be hanging here probably pretty soon.
All right.
Well, let's have Carter take us out, and then we'll just hang out for the page. Carter, take us out.
Episode 27.
It's been kind of fun without you, Carter.
I still had fun.
Yeah.
I still had a lot of fun.
I'm glad we did this.
Probably not as much fun as if we replaced Bo with somebody.
Someone else.
Anybody else.
Anybody.
But, yeah, no, it's been fun.
And, uh... But, yeah, no, it's been fun. And... Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.