Who Knows? Who Cares. - Bo's in the Back and Everyone Knows...
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but he gave the answer.
That's how you don't shit your pants
but you shit into your pants.
Okay, that's fair.
Don't lie.
Yeah.
What are you saying?
You're a bitch.
I'm like, oh,
like, are you wet right now?
I didn't, I didn't.
You know what Mo said?
Here we go.
Are you fully bricked up
after kissing?
No, you're not.
I was just wondering.
We are... It's still going.
Yeah, there we go.
Episode 22.
Is it 23?
Last episode, 22, last time.
Okay, 23 then.
Whatever.
Trey knows.
Yeah, I'm good.
He's one of the 18 viewers.
I've been here all 23 times.
Bo's always here on the right
You know Logan's here on the left
And then
We have
Got Trey
Another
Another time for Trey
Which we love
Returning guest
Yep
Loved it so much
He wanted to come back
He does have a shirt by the way
He has a shirt
He didn't wear it
He wore it last night
I wore it yesterday in basketball
Which I didn't even realize
Logan also didn't wear the shirt
Logan hasn't
I'm gonna stop wearing mine I have my brother's in the car But it's a large And I don't even realize Logan also didn't wear the shirt. Logan hasn't. I'm going to stop wearing mine.
I have my brother's in the car, but it's a large,
and I don't want to give the viewers too much to look at.
You don't want to look too big.
You don't want to look too slutty.
That's what I'm saying.
It's an issue I go through on a daily basis.
Shut up, bro.
No.
No, he doesn't.
No, I'm getting smaller.
I'm down some weight.
It's okay.
It's all right.
You get a girl, you lose weight.
I know we were talking earlier
and Trey's got some
pretty good shit
to get into.
Yeah,
I wish we could
jump right into it.
So,
obviously,
I knew I was coming on
and I wanted to come up
with some things to talk about.
No,
we appreciate that
because I take a lot of time
to try to develop
some things.
Shut up.
I just want to know
how to come up
with a topic.
I come up with some topics he's got one I think
and it was something
to do with fucking animals
for sure
would you fuck your dog
or your dad
that was it
that was the one I was on
and we had the longest conversation
if it was even
the right question
yeah
it was the right question
that's Bo's
that's Bo's contribution
hey that's me man
come on
anyway I'm sorry
no you're good
so I reached out to a friend
one of my good friends.
She's a girl.
Yeah, she's a girl.
She's hot.
I was like, what's something you always wanted to ask a girl?
Is she hot, though, Logan?
Is she hot?
Yeah, is she hot?
I think you would like her.
Okay.
Look, I'm getting excited just from now.
All right, well, let me answer right.
Unfortunately, she moved to Georgia, so.
It's all right.
It's only a plane flight away. Unfortunately, she moved to Georgia, so. It's all right. It's only 25 away.
Yeah, it's like 60 bucks.
But one of the first things she brought up to me,
she was like, she wanted to know why guys weren't, like,
more upfront with things.
And when I asked her to be more specific,
the first thing she said is when guys have a micro penis,
she feels like they need to be upfront with the girl about it
before they have any sex or anything. So it's not like a jump scare, she feels like they need to be up front with the girl about it before they have any sex or anything.
So it's not like a jump scare, she said, for the girl.
How many dudes have she been with that has had a micro penis?
This is coming from experience.
So she said micro penis and also really big penises.
I feel like the big penis one is like,
hey, I have a huge dick, by the way.
You're not going to say that.
That's what I said. I wouldn't know. Yeah, you can't. You're like, oh, I have a huge dick, by the way. You're not going to say that. That's what I said.
I said, I feel like...
I wouldn't know.
Yeah, you can't.
You're like, oh, great.
This guy's a douchebag.
I don't even want to look at his wiener.
Yeah.
Could you say that in a genuine way?
Like, hey, look, I just want you to know.
Okay, hold on.
Finish his question and then...
So she just wants...
She wants guys to be more upfront about it.
And she wants them to be more upfront
so they have time to
prepare or whatever is she sexually active yeah okay casually sex sex active or no dude she's in
georgia man like because like the thing is like no guys got to get there first that's how it is
for all of us like for us the thing it's like if you're talking to a woman and you're like
developing a relationship and it's like, okay, there's feelings.
She cares about me.
She's not going to leave when I tell her my dick is three inches big.
If I had a micropenis and I'm just trying to fuck, I'm not going to tell a woman that I have a micropenis.
I'm not going to scare you away.
Because then I'm not going to get what I want.
Exactly.
I'm going to hope you don't notice.
Yeah.
I'm going to know you notice.
I'm going to give it all I got.
Yeah.
I'm going gonna give you all
the effort i have yes i think don't look i think a micro penis is like like you know like the joint
on your pinky yeah it's there's there's a definition it's got to be i looked it up one
time because i am i am fully i'm a full believer that this guy at work or he's a manager i think
he has a micro penis okay and i looked it up and it's like 3.5 inches or below. Yeah.
Three inches is what she said.
Yeah.
And so she said this, like she's fed up with this.
So like this happens like all the time.
She's like, oh my God, they never tell me.
Yeah.
I don't know how often it happens with her, but.
Can't be that often.
She's a deep thinker.
She likes to think about things even if it hasn't really happened to her. But I brought up that same exact scenario scenario whether it's like if you're in a relationship or if you're just hooking up and
she said it shouldn't matter said either way she sounds like a decent human being like she's a good
person where a man would tell her that and she wouldn't immediately be like oh we can't do this
anymore which i feel like a lot of women would do where they would hear that and they're like no
like i don't want to continue i don't want to be with a micro penis yeah that's the thing and i understand it shouldn't it shouldn't
matter but it definitely does sex is very important yeah regardless and you could love somebody who
has a micro penis but if you're not getting those sexual needs met it's going to be an issue at some
point especially if it's just a hookup yeah but if it's a hookup still you don't want to fuck
like it's like it's kind of like you can hook up with a girl
and have almost the same interaction yeah probably a better interaction you know even if she's
straight as an arrow she's got a big bean on her no just like the girl will probably get it done
better than the guy with the oh yeah yes just because the girl knows what's going on down there
like a hookup could be like there is there is the argument that the man with the small penis knows
he has a small penis and has to over perform because he's like okay i have to do as much as
i possibly can in order to satisfy this for like three inches but i don't think there's anything
that you can possibly do with a three inch penis to please her just with your penis so it would
literally be like having sex with another woman because you'd have to do everything orally or
everything a lot of other stuff and to me it's like if you're a woman,
you know how a woman's body works.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
We made the argument,
Andrew could probably take care of you pretty well
because he knows what he needs.
You know what I mean?
He knows the spots.
He knows if he throws two hands on it.
He knows the spots to hit.
And then plays with the head a little bit.
He knows the spots to hit.
So same thing with a woman.
Left side of the underhead.
So her biggest point was,
she thinks that girl
should have the chance
to prepare.
And I was like,
what do you mean by prepare?
What could a girl do?
If a guy tells you
they have a micropenis,
how are you going to prepare for that?
Are you going to shorten
your vag up?
I think it's more so
so it's not a surprise
to where it completely
throws her off
to where it takes away
from the moment and takes away from the intimacy of the moment to where she's like oh i just saw
this now i'm just completely not turned on anymore at least she can get a little like okay i know
what i'm expecting i'm not gonna expect i was inhaling his uh just an average penis yeah you
know i'm just expecting a normal cut of the mill of the mil penis. Not a huge one. The huge one,
also,
I feel like
if I'm hooking up,
I don't have a big dick,
so I don't know.
I've never had that issue
to where I'm like,
hey,
just by the way,
I have a nine inch penis.
It's going to be really big.
Are you okay with that?
I feel like I could,
I could probably word that
in a way that doesn't come off
as like a complete asshole.
Never had to though.
Never had to.
Never been an issue. Such a problem that not a lot that it doesn't come off as like a complete asshole. Never had to though. Never had to. Never been an issue.
Such a problem
that not a lot of people have.
See,
I didn't,
I just,
I had a,
like I struggled
understanding the part
where she said like
a girl can prepare for that.
Like she literally said like
a girl can look stuff up
and figure out
what to do
with a micropenis and stuff.
This sounds like
a very genuine woman.
This sounds like
the all-star girl.
You want this kind of woman.
If you have a micropenis, this is the woman you want in your life.
Just tell her first.
How can I make this experience better for you?
For both of us.
You have a really small dick.
How can I make this better for you?
They make those little cups that go over your wiener,
and it's just a longer wiener.
Have you seen those?
Like a sleeve.
Like a mold.
Like a little mold, yeah.
That's how she wants to prepare.
Hey, put this on. I tried to explain her that like she's not like most girls like most
girls especially oh no she's not let's say that for the camera for her girls are gonna just be
done they're like you probably tell her that she probably doesn't believe it she's not like most
women she's not yeah which i i agree 100 yeah and i don't know it was just really tough for her
for us to kind of get on the same level with each other
but then I tried to
switch the question
what if a girl
I said loose vagina
I said what if a girl has a loose vagina
loose I would have said
just ugly
because there are ugly vaginas
do vaginas.
Do vaginas really exist?
I don't think that really exists.
Unless you were fisted like 30 seconds ago, probably not.
I feel like there's deeper ones than others.
They're all a little different for sure.
I think there is a depth difference.
Some are built for different things. Almost every girl eats almonds anyway.
But at the same time
like if a girl is really tight
while you're having sex
that probably means
she's not as turned on
in that moment
than you would
and that's a misconception
I feel like
that I thought
that I didn't know beforehand
either
it's like
common knowledge
that oh
she should be really tight
but if she's really tight
that just means
she's not turned on
maybe you're just
really big that day
no
I understand
that's how you view it.
I've been there.
I've looked down and been like, damn, this is not my penis.
Well, I'm sure that probably happens if you had a really big dick
where it's like, oh, you know, I'm just really big,
so it's tight all the time.
Well, I just got mine recently.
I bit my big one.
It just came in.
I'm going to aid in that.
I'm going to help you out pretty soon for that,
just to increase it a little.
I'm going to pump up.
Yeah.
We're going to bounce pumps pumps it was in the dishwasher
it's clean
it's sanitized
and once it works for me
you're gonna
I'm not gonna
you guys have been there before
you've shared
you've shared things
like that before
it's not weird
just boy stuff
shut out
he's dead
and that was like
the second thing
I wanted to talk about
was like
if loose vaginas
were a thing
because obviously
I don't know
and she said they weren't but I was I was just trying to figure out if there's a way to flip it to where That was the second thing I wanted to talk about. If loose vaginas were a thing. Obviously, I don't know.
She said they weren't.
I was just trying to figure out if there's a way to flip it to where if there's anything a girl would have to be up front about.
I was saying most guys...
A really big clit.
A really big clit?
Yeah.
I was like most guys...
No, 100% STDs.
Obvious.
You'd think, but it's not.
It's not.
That is very true.
You almost fucking died.
Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
That is terrible.
That's illegal, right?
I don't want to even say how I know this person, but it's a friend.
You know somebody.
I know somebody who has herpes.
Genital or oral.
It's oral, but they'll share drinks with people they'll do because oh
it's not active it's not in which okay i get that it's not and there's not an active cold sore in
your mouth but you're still going around actively trying to share drinks with people that's not okay
yeah that is not okay you know what's funny i think most people have oral herpes
like a form of it like 70 yeah if you have a cold sore you have it but it's like a real like she's
like the bad one yes the bad one and she'll still go around and like this person not her but like
the friend that i know what about she'll literally like grab her drink and like take a sip of it or
like it's like it's not a big deal didn't you almost get into a vaginal herpes situation
was that you well there was a girl at the gym that was interested in me, had no idea she had herpes,
nor I don't think she would have told me if she did.
Well, you'd find out.
I would have found out after.
How did you have your jumpscare?
He told me.
How did she not know that she had it, but he knew?
Oh, she knew.
She knew.
Oh, so she did know.
That's just information that she felt maybe she didn't have to share.
Wait, but how did Drew know?
That should be like in your Instagram profile, you should have to write that.
You should have to write.
You should have to let the world know, hey, I have herpes.
I have herpes.
Nothing wrong with that.
But just so you know.
Yeah, just so you just kind of know.
But that's a tough thing to bring up.
It is a very tough thing to bring up.
And I was saying the same thing with the micropenis.
It's like most guys are not going to admit that they have a micropenis.
If I had a micropenis, I would put that in my bio. I with the micropenis. Like, most guys are, like, not going to admit that they have a micropenis. If I had a micropenis, I would put that in my bio.
I have a micropenis.
See, I would probably try to stretch it just to get over that three and a half.
If you're just trying to hook up, though, you're not going to say that.
Like, you're going to be either too embarrassed or...
I think it could play to your advantage.
It's a tough thing to say.
This is my whole point.
It's like, you just don't, like, for guys in a dating situation,
the whole thing is, like, kind of an animal thing, where it's, like, you situation, the whole thing is like kind of animal thing where it's like you're like,
you know,
like how like those birds like do like these crazy dances.
Yeah.
You're like,
you're to try to impress them.
Yeah.
You need to show off and show them,
Hey,
I am the one you want to make with.
So it's like,
you're not going to do anything before that point to jeopardize those odds.
So it's like,
why of course would you ever add like,
listen, you're
not going to advertise that micropenis before the deal's closed you want to be like listen we can
you're going to go into it with the mindset i hope she doesn't care yeah but if she does i'm
okay with that i get it but i'm still gonna get mine yeah but i'm still getting mine and if she
cares it's gonna hurt my feelings a little bit but but at least, at least I got mine. It is what it is. Yeah.
I think you can only be upfront about it with the better option of a bigger
penis is what I was thinking.
Not even relationship.
I think like if you're dating somebody for,
I mean,
you're,
you know,
you're,
you're a little LDS,
so it'll be a little different,
but you guys,
you know,
you might date for six,
eight months and maybe you haven't even seen each other's genitalia yet.
And all of a sudden it's like, wait, well, I i could see that trey's got a three inch wiener i can't marry this guy i can see that argument but if you're a man and you will have
genuine feelings for this woman and you're like okay i really want to be serious with her you
haven't seen you don't she doesn't know that you have a micropenis i think you should communicate
that with her and you there's no there's no reason to go all this time with somebody you
really care about and then for her to find out and if it's an issue and then to lose that
you might as well just be up front and say okay look i have this if you're willing to continue
obviously i want to continue and if they're not then it's like if you're not at least you save
that then you save all that extra time yeah you save that work your little dick no exactly
she's not so you guys all think like you should if it's like a relationship if you
have genuine feelings
I think you should
if it's hooking up
do you think you should
or no
no
as a girl
you gotta roll the dice
on what kind of piece
you're gonna get
you eat what you kill
that's how it is
when you're hooking up
eat what you kill
you eat what you kill
if you're a woman
and you're willing
to just randomly
hook up with a man
you have to be
willing to understand
that maybe you're not
gonna get what you want
yeah
you're not gonna get
that ideal
guys have to deal with that too it's. You're not going to get that ideal.
Guys have to deal with that too.
It's just we're a little bit more tolerant for some shit.
It could be anything really.
Yeah.
It's like the different types of meat, right?
Like choice, select, prime.
I'm a huge believer. I'm going to eat it all.
And like if you're going to want to develop a relationship with somebody,
you should just be completely upfront because why are you wasting time?
If you think that something's going to be an issue that's going to end,
it's going to end your relationship. it's just going to save you time
you got to be completely upfront about everything yeah everything
before you get into anything you got to know every little thing about every every little thing
gotta be completely upfront completely truthful oh how upfront have you been in your relationship
i've been up front with i feel like i've been up front with everything guys relax i feel like but i feel like or do you feel like you've been up front i feel like with
women you have to kind of not lie shield you have to shield the truth from women because it's and
i'm learning that and i've you guys told me that before i got in a relationship and i didn't believe
you and now i understand what you mean by that i cannot be i cannot i'm not lying to her but i can't be completely truthful about everything
i can't there's probably say exactly what you're thinking and so many men have told me that before
i'm like i wish women would understand that they don't understand that we're not hiding stuff
we are literally just saving you yeah yeah yes they don't understand that this is my thought is on what you
just said it was like you can't like not hiding it from them but like they'll get it over time
they'll get it over time over exactly if you were adopting your idea on it if if they're like that
yeah also like if you were to kind of just hold back a little bit and just be up front at like
the right time or yeah maybe the like they you develop that connection where they look past it well they understand okay i know who
this person is i know who they are i know like their intentions who they are as a person and
then you can kind of go okay i can be honest in this situation and let her know like what's really
going on okay i understand and if she still said like if it's still a deal breaker then yeah then
that's okay yeah That's fair.
I mean, it's going to suck, but...
That's all right.
As long as you don't do what Logan did.
What did I do?
Just disappear for however long that was.
Oh, when...
Yeah.
Wait, what?
Say that again.
When you lost yourself?
Is that what you're talking about?
Yeah.
Yeah, be better than Logan, for sure.
These things happen.
I think we all agree, though, right?
You can't really be that upfront about it.
No, you can't.
Unless you actually care about her.
Yes.
The question seems like it was kind of asked from like,
like you were just banging out and, oh my God.
No.
Why didn't you tell me you have a small penis?
We had talked about both scenarios.
She seems like a woman that would have genuine intentions
with somebody she's with,
and she wants to know that, okay, you have a really small dick, you have a really big dick.
Now, how can I prepare for that?
Because I want to make this great for both of us.
The big dick guy is a competition.
I like this woman.
She sounds like a great woman.
The big dick guy is not in this competition.
He doesn't have a single problem.
He has no problem.
When we talked about being upfront about having a big dick,
I was like, well, if a guy's up front about that
It's just gonna sound like
He's bragging
But could you imagine
A girl is like
Talking to her friends
Or she's
Oh I just
We couldn't
We just didn't work out
His dick was too big
I have the prettiest labia
You'll ever see
His dick was just too big
I couldn't do it
I mean that
That may happen too
That guy's not gonna feel bad
He's not gonna feel bad about it
He's not gonna feel bad about it
And that's clout for him
Yeah he's not gonna feel bad about it
I'm just
Only the assholes would be up front About having a big dick I feel like going to feel bad about it. He's not going to feel bad about it. And that's clout for him. Yeah, he's not going to feel bad about it. Only the assholes would be up front about having a big dick, I feel like.
Yeah.
I feel bad.
As long as you're not like, you know, somebody we've mentioned before,
you just send a picture of your penis, then you can handle this hog.
Something like that would probably not go right.
I missed that conversation.
Did you say that you talked to him about it?
Mm-hmm.
I talked to—
Not about him, right?
No, I talked to our friend
about that kid uh-huh cuz we saw him at the gym and I just like tell him like
that kids like it that's the one he's the ultimate asshole like ever I was
kind of tell him how you guys just kind of just roast the fuck out I thought you
told him I was like I love it yeah i hope he knows no
there's a lot of a lot of his friends were there and yeah that wasn't my i'm the only white not
your place to say yeah not your place to say that not there not that in there what was i going to
say though oh i also feel like you could be up front with girls like about like not just penis
but like in general it's if you're not like you don't care if
it goes yeah yeah you can't tell her like hey i'm gonna cry after we have sex is that okay
like you can't do that no you can't do that but like you could just basically be like
if that were true i would i would try to tell him before because if that that's a bigger jump
scare than like a micro penis i feel like like. I think I could hide my crying.
That's a bigger deal.
I just got allergies.
No, because with that, I would at least...
I would try to convince myself,
hey, maybe this time I'm not going to cry.
Maybe this time it's going to be different.
I don't know what happened.
This doesn't happen to me ever.
Bo would be the one kid to cry, actually.
Oh, dude.
I started watching Euphoria today.
How is it?
It's weird, but it's like you keep watching it.
You love it, yeah.
The crying thing made me think of the one that the chick starts the webcam,
and he's, like, crying as she, like, insults him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
As he's beating his dick.
I was like, what the fuck?
Oh, he liked it.
He was crying, but he liked it.
He had a micropenis. He was straight up. He was upfront about it, too. Yeah. Yeah. As he's beating his dick. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? Oh, he liked it. He was crying, but he laughed at it.
He had a micro penis.
He was straight up,
he was upfront about it too.
Yeah.
He's like,
Hey,
like you're going to be a little scared,
but there it is.
Easier over camera.
Way easier.
Everything looks bigger on camera.
Imagine being,
okay.
So like,
imagine being a girl though.
And like someone pulls out like,
like legit,
like your pinky.
And you're just like
oh.
Well especially if it's
just a look up.
You try to swallow
your laugh.
Yeah.
Honestly that's probably
what happens.
If you were a woman
that's exactly how
you'd react.
You're like listen
like this guy's hot.
I want to fucking
suck this guy's dick
right now.
You know what I mean?
Like because like
you want to do that
to a girl right?
You know what I mean?
You want to eat that,
you know,
the cabbage,
that cabbage,
that muff.
So it's like,
you're like,
so she's like fucking unbuckle this shit.
I want to fucking do it right now.
She's just like,
she's just amped up.
She's just like ripping your shit off.
If you've got the button jeans,
she's buttoning,
unbuttoning all of them quick.
And she just pulls it down.
It's just fucking a pinky.
Like,
and you're just like,
you're like,
fuck.
What are you saying?
I mean,
anything's better than this.
Yeah.
I think,
I think Logan would let out
like a,
like an,
aw.
That's what I'm saying.
I would rather tell her
out front what I have
than go through that moment
of pulling it out
and her being like,
hmm,
I don't want to do this anymore oh yeah if you were in that scenario how would you want the girl
to react i i want her to think oh maybe he's just not hard yet yeah he'll grow but like the worst
case scenario for me is that like holding in the laugh if i were to see that in that situation i'm
like oh she's biting her there's almost no equivalent though for a guy no like like you could like
be like just going down pulling their pants off and you're like about to go and there's just a
lot going on even if it's just like except like yeah it's like whoa what is that it's like a long
i don't know long lips i don't i don't like really like just a lot going on well that's
that's different that's a different thing that. Well, that's, that's different.
That's a different thing.
That's good hygiene.
That's them.
You can control that.
Yes.
That's on them.
Control that.
That's on them.
Like,
but like if it's just like the natural anatomy of it and it's just,
yeah,
it's not,
you're still just like,
well,
you know,
I'm here.
I'm here.
It's still going to feel the same.
I got to work.
Yeah.
You know,
I got to go to,
I got to go to town either way.
I don't like work,
but I got to get the job done.
Yeah.
Bingo.
That's exactly what it feels like.
For them, it's like,
oh, this is gonna be a bust.
For us,
it's always gonna work.
For them, they're also thinking,
this is gonna increase my body count.
Now I'm like, is this worth it? It doesn't matter.
They say 4 or 7 anyway.
Yeah, that is true.
Those 7s are way more than fours probably if you say seven
jeez god that is that is such a tough problem to have well i can imagine having that that would be
really tough you would you would be really tough. You would,
you would have to accept it.
You'd have to get to a point where you're just like,
okay,
this is who I am.
I don't know how you would ever truly deep down be okay with that.
Yeah.
I,
I had what I thought was a four until I found out there was actually like a,
a huge eight or nine,
you know?
And I was lied to by a lot of people that other people knew and just didn't tell
are you saying
8 or 9 inches
no
like 4 people
body count wise
oh
okay yeah
you gotta
at least elaborate
a little bit
how do you miss that
how do you think
you have 4 inches
you could measure that
real quick
no no no
okay yeah
that wasn't the case
yeah
I was told 4
everybody's like
oh yeah
no that's right
and then
you know when that ends it was like dude it was never 4. Everybody's like, oh, yeah, no, that's right. And then, you know, when that ends, it was like, dude, it was never four.
You find out later, like, oh, no, she didn't.
How did you find out?
From, like, some of my closest friends.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Wait, what happened?
Yeah.
Your closest friends told you that?
It was, like, some of the.
Like, closest as in right now closest to you?
Yeah, like, right, like, touching me.
Kind of thing.
I couldn't tell him, dude.
That's so hard. How am I to tell that's so hard dude he's in love you know
he's fucked way more than she told you i'm not gonna do that not even just like a lot more people
but a lot more penis yeah a girl like a four if she said four that could be a seven but like you
guys were saying but like if a girl said seven that's like probably 20 30 yeah it's 20 plus at
least yeah i was watching this tiktok and it was actually a woman talking about it and she was That's like probably 20. 30. Yeah, it's 20 plus. At least.
Yeah.
I was watching this TikTok and it was actually a woman talking about it.
And she was saying how the more partners that a woman has,
the more likely their marriage is destined to fail.
But that's a real thing.
The higher you get with the amount of partners,
because you're constantly comparing
all your sexual encounters with your past.
So if you've had sex with two people,
you only know what it's been like with two people. Now if you've had sex with two people, you only know what it's been like
with two people.
Now if you have sex
with 20 people,
it's like now you're comparing
the next one
to those 20 people.
Well now you want
both heads with Logan Shatner.
They say like a virgin
or if you're like
the first person
they have sex with
with a woman,
it's usually like
an 80 or 90%
like a lot longer marriage.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
That's why I'm not supposed to have sex
until I'm married.
That's beautiful.
You can have sex
as many times as you want.
They can't.
I know,
but I feel like
I feel like your guy
is still kind of good.
No, no, no.
You're good, dude.
You're good.
You're kind of good.
I feel like if I were to have
like a bunch of sex right now
and then I was her first
and we got married,
I feel like it's going to be
the same thing.
Like I'm going to be
kind of comparing.
You're going to compare it?
If she sucks, I might be forced to settle.
The thing that's different about that
is if you're having sex with multiple women
and you're in love with all of them,
then you're going to compare it.
If you're having sex with women
and you don't really care about them,
you're not really going to compare it.
You're like, no, now I'm in love.
This doesn't compare.
I feel like people talk to me most of the time.
Unless she's really good.
She's really good, then you'll compare.
It's not that. When I hear people talk to her most often. Unless she's really good. She's really good, and then you'll compare. Yeah. It's not that.
When I hear people talk about sex, and if it's really great sex, I feel like it's a hookup.
It's never a relationship when they said, oh, that was the best sex I had.
Well, sometimes there's a relationship where it's just for sex.
Only sex.
Some of those are the best, dude.
Yeah.
That's when your feelings come in oh they're so great trust me dude they're some of those ones are so you can
live off it forever well speaking speaking of this shit i have seen a lot of stuff lately where
almost every girl is discussing that there's they all have one x that they just have never
gotten over and never will i watched a tiktok about that today yeah literally today i see
probably one one a day right now do you think the sex is the reason they can't get over yes
most of the time no i don't care why it's the sex is great and probably because that guy left him
and there's that little void in them that it's like, oh, why didn't this guy want me? I want him to want me.
That could be it.
I think it's two of those or both of those in unison.
I don't know which one is more than the other.
You guys do agree that you think a girl's got at least one?
Not every girl, but I do think it's a common thing.
I do think it's a very common thing.
I don't think it's as common for us because once they get to us, we reach that.
I think I'm that ex that I think I'm that ex
I think I'm that ex too
Okay
I'm saying
It doesn't apply the other way
I'm not saying
It doesn't
I'm not saying it doesn't apply to your girl
He's not that ex
Yeah
I don't have any ex-girlfriends
So there you go
I'm not that ex
I know
I'm not that ex
Yeah
It's true
I hope I'm that ex
Just
Just so I'm always in their head.
I think I'm always there knocking.
Oh, man, what are we doing today?
Well, that's just because your ego is so big that you're going to think that no matter what.
And if you find out you're actually that ex, it's going to boost your ego a lot.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's happened.
I think it's like a natural human emotion that if you're with somebody and you are in love with them, you really want them, and you don't get that reciprocation,
that's just like a natural, like, why don't they, yeah.
It's like, why doesn't this person want me?
And then they search for that.
Was there a question about that, or just the fact that? Just like if you think that girls do have, like, that one person
that will always be there.
Oh, I'm definitely not that for all of them.
No, no, no.
But like a percentage.
There are some, yeah.
Probably 95% for me.
The question isn't, like, for you. It's not for for you it's not for you like are you that it's about me
it's that do when like is that how do you think like even the girl if you're with somebody right
now or you've been talking to somebody do you think that they have a person in their life where
they're like i think everyone has that i think girls may just talk about it i think i don't think
it's everyone too much i i think but like i don't know i think i may just talk about it. I don't think it's everyone. I think
I don't know. I think guys
might have it if they're single
and looking, but as soon as they find
someone else, it's super easy
to get rid of it.
I've had it in a relationship before.
I've had it in a relationship.
That's because you did not care about that woman as much as you cared about
the one before. Maybe.
It was more just the sex better too. I don't know i i couldn't even tell you i'm just saying i have felt something of
of the sort before and not with like who you'd think you know what i mean like there's only one
option yeah the one that you would think the one that you would think yeah it wasn't that but it's
not that it wasn't that yeah it was a different one well he had to go through two years of pain
to get through that one.
So much pain.
He moved on.
And not only did he go through it, he put all that pain on us.
No, he got through that.
I didn't put it on you.
So much pain on me.
He got through that.
I had to deal with this shit.
But we fixed you.
We put you back together.
No, you didn't do anything.
It was me.
I don't know if it was fixed, but it was something.
The more I think about it, the more I think my argument of,
it's,
if you have,
if you're with a girl
or you're with somebody
and they have an ex that left them,
that broke up with them,
that's probably the person
that they're like,
yeah,
they're still thinking about.
Regardless of if they,
if deep down they actually
really love this person,
I think it's just more so like,
I will go back to him
just to have that,
that satisfaction that,
oh,
he still wants me
so question is your girl the girl that breaks up with all the guys or no okay so yes she's broken
up with everybody she's been with do you ever think you're next oh probably you think so she
breaks up with me all the time all the time all the time but it's over nothing because like
like there are some girls who get broken up with all the time and they come
running back you know i'm saying though so it's like maybe like you're not special if you're
one of the guys who broke up with them so does that make sense maybe you know what i mean but
that is just an issue on its own if you're getting broken up with by a lot of guys there's there's
obviously an inherent issue there like what are you not providing like what are you doing wrong
that you're the problem that most men don't want to be with you?
Do you think girls only have that ex
if they were broken up with?
That's my argument, yes.
No, I don't think so.
I think they could break up with them.
And still have that?
Yeah.
Because if you break up with somebody,
you probably have the power
to get back with them if you want them.
I think,
and my girl doesn't agree with me on this, I think that exes she could send a text to and say hey i still have feelings
for you and they would take her back but they probably have sex with her i don't know if they
take exactly that probably are also just not it that's what i'm saying you know i mean so it's
like i don't know how to describe this but like i know someone who broke up with somebody okay
and then try to get back with them okay they're like actually no i'm good yeah that's like well you can also like grow
up and realize your worth and be like okay yeah i don't deserve this kind of person it's just like
yeah like i just don't really want you anymore i'm out of it and like that's good it's better
it's better now kind of great that's great so it's like when when they deny you after you try
to go back it's the worst feeling ever. In high school, there was this girl.
She was super hot, and I don't know why, but I had ghosted her like four different times.
And it wasn't until the fifth time that I tried to go back to her that she finally was like, no.
I'm done.
And I was like, damn.
I shouldn't have done this.
I lost.
But do you think that's because you actually really cared about her and wanted her?
Or do you think if she took you back that fifth time you got rid of her again dude it sucks when you when
you lose a fish on the hook man you know you know you catch it you pull it but you feel that bite
and you're like oh it's there and i don't pull it too early i don't even eat fish i still want to
catch him though i honestly feel like every time i was i was to go back i was telling myself like
okay this is the time where
i'll actually like give her the chance and like actually try to make something of it rather than
just bail but it just kept one too many it's so funny because like you like for like for me i've
only had like physical relationships so it's like you're just like how much emotional how much can
we hang out yeah you know i mean? That's crazy to even think about.
What that's like.
You would think I would have
better relationships with girls, but in high school
I was just stupid.
Everybody's stupid in high school.
It was somewhat
physical, you know, and then I would get bored of them.
Like, okay, you're just not that
cool, I guess, but then I would miss the
physical part and that's when I would go back. Do you think it was like you got bored of them is like okay you're just not that cool i guess but then i would like miss the physical part
and that's when i would go back yeah do you think it was like you got bored of them or do you think
because of your background because you don't want to physical physical you can't get to that physical
level with somebody that you kind of just psyched yourself out and was like you know what i know i
can't do anything with this woman and i'm not going to be able to have sex with this woman so
maybe you kind of psyched yourself out and even pursuing something that maybe you wanted but you just couldn't admit that to yourself i think that's
more the case now in high school that was not the case because i wasn't thinking about anything like
that yeah but now it's like now you're a fiend now it's kind of more serious you know i'm like
yeah i can get a more serious relationship in my life where i can kind of like not go after a girl
before i even like try to,
you know,
I'm like,
okay, well I could date this girl,
but can I really see myself going like the distance?
Yeah.
And that's good though.
That you should feel like that.
And I had told Logan about this girl one time that I was like interested in or
whatever.
And she had found the,
her name was Chloe.
I sent you her Instagram Kardashian,
but like she,
we were like talking or whatever
and then she had found out
I was LDS
and then she shut it down.
And it sucked
because I was like,
well, I mean,
we could have at least hung out
and like been friends or whatever.
You can't knock her though.
But yeah,
I understand at the same time
because I do the same thing
but I don't really realize it.
You can't knock her
but you also should realize,
hey, I'm glad that she told me that
because I'm glad
I didn't waste my time
with somebody
it's obviously
she doesn't respect
who I am
and what I value
so
exactly
yeah
and she was
like
she was like
super respectful
about it too
like it wasn't like
oh you're a Mormon
I can't
she just doesn't like
liars dude
you're like a real life
monk
you know what I mean
and you're like
just one of us
but like
really good looking
and in really good shape
but like a monk
and cool you know what I mean just like i'm i am solitude it's so funny that
like i'm one of your guys is like only lds friends and you guys see me that way because when i compare
myself to other lds people i'm like i am like i'm a terrible person compared to them like because of
us no no not because of you no. No, because of his community.
Yeah.
Like, they're just more pure than me. Like, we see him as, like, this, like,
ooooh, like, monk, you know?
And then he's, like,
hanging out with all his LDS friends.
He's like, dude, I'm a piece of shit.
Yeah.
I had some caffeine before.
That's why I don't hang out with them.
I drink a Coke every now and then.
I've talked to you about a lot of people,
like, that, like,
have zero LDS, like, interaction. Like, listen, like, there's a good one out there. There's lot of people like that, like have zero LDS, like interaction.
Like,
listen,
like there's a good one out there.
There's like a real,
like solid person,
but like also LDS.
Yeah.
Cause that sounds bad,
but like,
like there's good ones.
I only know one,
but there's one of them.
And it's like,
there is a good one.
I know that.
I try to explain it though. I'm like, there's like, there is a good one. I know that. I try to explain it though.
I'm like,
there's like,
there's someone who like has their own principles.
Just come hang out and you'll see this one guy.
Yeah.
I understand.
All of them live for the church.
Or just like,
they just don't like,
it's not like a judgment thing.
It's like a balance of like having those values,
but also thinking for yourself.
Exactly.
And being able to like make your own decisions. It's not like all of my decisions are based off the church and i have
to do everything based off this like also like how everyone else sees me it's like i'm just like a
solid person no i'm just a good person he's one of the few that isn't like he's not mad that you
don't want to join him yeah it's like hey look and that's how you should be you should be able
to explain your beliefs and I get pissed. Yeah.
That's what all this is.
We play basketball at the church for a reason.
It's a ruse.
No, it's wearing on me.
I just need a couple more times.
I'm going to start giving you guys some tours of the church so you get more. Hey, guys, listen, this is fun, right?
But, like, let's check out the office.
Yeah, literally.
You guys want to keep playing basketball?
Just maybe come sign this form real quick.
Like, the funny thing is, like, when I was on my mission, that's how we would do things. Like we would try to establish like a normal
connection and then try to like, like real a man, then go from there. Do you know what that is?
It sounds bad, but trust me, that's a sales pitch. You're selling them. That's why they're
the best people at that. For some of the missionaries yes but for me i was
like okay if you really don't want it then i'll like i'll back off you know there's a lot of guys
that would like press and press and press and it's just it gives people a bad view it makes it worse
i know if i were to press really hard on you guys then you just wouldn't be my friend we probably
just beat the shit out of you you would try we would hate crime you i think all three of us that
goes with anything i think you like as a human being you're allowed to have your own person yeah you're allowed to
think a certain way and that's okay but you should not force your beliefs on anybody you can explain
okay this is how i feel this is what i believe in that's but that's it and if you want to believe
in that too cool then we can we can you know we can do great things but it's okay if you're not
yeah it's like hey if you're not don't get me wrong i would love for you guys to kind of like believe the things i did yeah because i just feel like
it's done a lot for me and i think we offer a lot too i know it could do the same for you guys but
i'm also not like disappointed that you're not i think that is the best kind of way to it has no
factor on how much you love yes yeah yeah like exactly that or that is so that's the whole point
that is something i feel like most human beings are not.
They don't have that yet.
They don't have that.
Oh,
you don't agree with me.
Oh,
you don't think,
well,
there we go.
Oh,
you're wrong.
That's where your line is.
I had that conversation with my girl today.
That shouldn't exist.
You should be able to sit there in a group of people and say,
Hey,
look,
I don't,
I don't agree with you,
but we can still be cool.
We can still be friends.
It's fine to not agree.
That's like a society thing.
It's such a society thing.
That's like,
it's not just like LDS people. people no i disagree with almost everybody on everything as much as i
can because you like to disagree you like that i'm that way in certain ways like i just don't like
if someone else likes this i'm not gonna like it because they like yeah they like it yeah
that's and especially if i don't like it. That's Andrew to a T.
I don't know about that.
I would send Andrew songs and he'd be like, oh no, that's played on the radio.
I love Drake.
That's not true.
I love Drake.
I could like a song for a really long time and then as soon as it becomes adopted. The Dr. Dog song, Where'd All the Time Go?
I loved listening to that in high school.
Loved it.
And then I heard it on TikTok.
That Andrew kind of liked it. I heard it on TikTok and I was tiktok yeah i don't even know what the fuck you're talking
about yeah yeah it sucks i wish i wasn't that way it gets overplayed yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
i'm hurt keep up with me yeah that looks like it feels so good i heard we have a a question or two? Yeah.
A viewer question?
Okay.
Oh, what's more common?
This is from a female.
Which version of threesomes is more common?
Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl?
More common?
Yeah.
It's definitely going to be two girls and a guy just because men don't put up with two men.
Yeah.
Well, it's more common for men
to do two girls and a guy because as a man, you up with two men. Yeah. Well, it's more common for men to do two girls and a guy
because as a man,
you probably want two girls.
But I feel like for women,
maybe they would want two guys.
I don't think women need threesomes
or want threesomes as much as men do.
I actually believe that two guys
and a girl...
I think that might be more common.
That would be way more easy.
Yeah, that's why I think it's more common.
Because you only need one girl
to be cool with it.
Yes.
Now we're talking about two girls have to be cool. Because you only need one girl to be cool with it. Yes. Now we're talking about
two girls have to be cool with it.
And getting a girl
to be cool with something
is already hard enough.
It's already hard enough.
It's already difficult enough
to figure that out.
It's definitely more common
for a guy to want
two girls in one night.
Yes.
Okay, I like where this is going.
It's easier to get...
I forgot.
I was thinking
relationship only.
Yeah.
I was like, okay,
you know,
dude's not gonna be like, okay, yeah, I'm gonna watch you get fucked by this guy. Yeah, bingo. But yeah, no, I forgot, was thinking relationship only yeah I was like okay you know dude's not gonna be like
okay yeah
I'm gonna watch you
get fucked by this guy
bingo
but yeah no
I forgot
you know
guys want it
yeah
think about it this way
you two
it'd be a lot easier
for just the two of you
to get one girl
than for one of you
I think that brings
the argument
way closer
we could probably get six
yeah
yeah that brings the argument
way closer than you would think oh yeah now I think it's not even close now I think it's six. Yeah, that brings the argument way closer than you would think.
Oh, yeah.
Now I think it's not even close.
You think so?
Now I think it's two dudes.
I think it'd be close, but I think two dudes might be more common.
I think it's way more common now.
Which you wouldn't think is true when you first thought about it.
If you advertise it on like Hinge, you could get another guy.
Easy.
However, like the whatever was.
You could get a guy in a second. Let's say you and your work. It works for women that way too though
We're gonna be thirds. I know my so Mike my sister get constantly gets like asked to be a third
Like on her dating profile
Yeah, okay. She always gets asked to be a third like all the time
So like that's why you see like now if you're ever on a dating profile like I don't want to be a third, like all the time. So that's why you see now, if you're ever on a dating profile,
like, I don't want to be the third.
Not looking to be a third partner.
I didn't know that was a thing.
If it was a couple, I think it's more common for couples to have two girls and a guy.
But if you're all single, then it's going to be two guys and a girl.
Bingo.
Plus, I bet three dudes is easier to get than three girls.
Yeah.
You could say that on anything.
Four guys is easier than four girls, too. I heard this story yesterday, actually.
It was, so, like, this guy walked into a sauna, was hanging out with these two guys.
They're just chilling.
He left, comes back, and one of the dudes is blowing the other dude.
Nice.
And then he was like, fuck it, I'm in.
Turns out that's a personal story
from love
this is our gym
it was me
well that's the thing
with gay guys
it's like
I talked to you
about the time
like I went to a gay club
yeah
gay guys are completely
they're down for anything
at all times
because like
I was having this
conversation with a girl
I feel like gay guys
get offended by that though
no it's not
no they love it
I was having this
conversation with a girl
okay not all of them
that's obviously I shouldn't generalize but at the conversation with a girl. Okay, not all of them.
Obviously, I shouldn't generalize, but at the same time.
Let's just say this.
99% of them.
All of them are.
Yeah.
And this is why.
What I told her was like, listen, gay guys are still dudes.
At the end of the day, you're still a guy.
Dudes just want to fuck.
They want to fuck.
They don't care how, where, when.
They're just down. That's just how guys are. Yeah. It's just like what. It's testosterone. I don't know how where when they're just down that's just how guys are yeah it's just like what
it's testosterone i don't know what it is it's one of those things it's in our genetics to want
to like we just go yeah we are built that way we're designed that way that's why it's probably
a great time to be gay for gay dudes i don't know about dating but i went into a gay club i could
have had sex with probably eight different men all maybe all of them
Yeah, maybe all of them
Walked into a club and said I could have sex with all these women
Women approached me trying to fuck me in the bathroom. Yeah, no never
Never never has that happened. Let's go in this game. I've never heard this. Let's go talk about this gay club story
Oh, he's I had a friend. I had a friend in college who was gay
He didn't admit that he was gay at first. Then he came out and he was gay.
Did you know the whole thing?
For his birthday, I kind of...
You always kind of know.
We went out for his birthday and we went to a gay club.
And I was like, okay, cool.
I'm having fun.
I'm enjoying myself.
I'm with a group of friends.
Multiple times did I have a guy just kind of come up and they were just right next to me.
And I would look over and you'd just see of like and i would just breathing on you i would look over you just see him like this just not breaking eye contact
and i would look and i i noticed him like okay you know he's there yeah i know he's there you
know so i'd go about my dancing and he's just still there and i'd look over again he's still
just looking i'm like okay wow i don't know how to handle this you don't you don't play with it
even a little bit i did not play i would play a little bit? I did not play with it.
I would play a little bit.
In the moment, I started to realize,
oh, this guy really wants to have sex with me right now.
I'm a little uncomfortable.
That's what this is.
I'm a little uncomfortable.
I would throw him maybe like a little.
No, it's not a game,
because once you play into it,
then they're going to get even more like.
No, they come up to you like,
I was just kidding.
You got me.
I was just kidding.
You see a gay guy at a gym,
and he looks at you. You can look back at him and be like, okay, that's what he's You got me. I was just kidding. You see a gay guy at a gym and he looks at you.
You can like look back at him
and be like,
okay,
like that's what he's,
he's looking at me.
Yeah.
But like in a gay club,
it's like,
no,
no,
it's like he's there.
We fuck here.
That's exactly the feeling I had.
It's not like,
it's not like,
welcome to the cum zone.
It's not innocent peaks.
It's no, we cum.
That's where you're at right now.
Yeah.
It's not just interest.
Yeah, it's a contract.
Like you came in here for one reason.
Yeah, why else are you there?
That's right.
So that's the crazy gamble you're going.
Luckily, we're with a couple females.
So I would kind of just find my way to them,
and we'd dance a little bit.
Just hang on to them.
Okay, so you just gave me a great idea.
Okay.
If you're ever with a girl that you're not with yet,
like with yet as far as you kind of like her,
but nothing's ever happened yet,
go to a gay club with her.
Oh, yeah.
Listen, I need you to protect me.
Let's dance together.
Will you just pretend to be my girlfriend tonight?
That's a good fucking move.
That's not a bad way, yeah.
If I ever am in that spot, I'm going to try that.
And women also love the fact that you would go to a gay club.
Yes.
You want to go to a gay club?
That's amazing.
It's a pro.
I would love that.
It's a pro.
Yes.
Because you're not like a hardcore Republican.
That's what that means to them.
Yes.
They're like, oh, wait.
He might be conservative. Yeah, yeah. but he's not conservative yeah he's open to to go into a gay yes what do they call that right right leaning middle or that's where i feel like i'm at i don't
know what it is something around there i don't know what they call that but i would feel like
that's where i'm at it's so funny how easy it is like i remember told this girl like i told this
girl like oh yeah like we're going Like we're all like
Gonna wear makeup
And like wear leather
And she's like
Oh my god it's so hot
For our birthday
It was weird
Hold on
I know it was
I know
That's why we did it
So many compliments
That night
Yeah
Who got clout
All of us
Even at the
All of us got clout
What's the bar with the pool tables
Corners pasty where it's
like they're more kind of like you could i would say like right leaning we walked in and people
started clapping yeah literally they're all for it yeah when you makes a woman way more comfortable
like oh i should be way more comfortable i like this guy yeah this guy's way better than those
guys this guy doesn't wear i don't know what they wear but what Bo wears yeah ultra boots
and joggers
we were at the last bar
it was when you were all
like sick and stuff
there was like this dude
all tatted up
like wearing
one of the shirts
with the American flag
on the shoulder
you know
and he came up
and complimented us
and it's like
never would have thought
that that guy
did you see that old
like swinger looking
married couple
that was at the table
next to us no they were talking to us the whole time yeah she's like you look like
you have a big dick yeah she said that she was talking about how big her husband's penis was
and i was like dude i wish it's like are you wearing leather and i was like yeah like it's
for his birthday she's like you you have a big dick huh you look like you have a big dick see
the problem with that now is it's like a known thing that if you say you don't,
then they're starting to think,
Oh no,
he does.
I told her.
And it's like,
I say that I don't,
but it's like,
no,
I really don't.
I'm not lying to you.
I'm not just saying that.
For 4th of July,
we were at Ivan's and they questioned me about my penis the whole time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Listen,
and the sun is shining on me.
I'm six.
Like when,
like it's my day.
Yeah.
A great six inches. Beautiful six inches they're like but like they were just all about it they don't believe it they don't
believe it like you're but you sound so good about it no and i was like listen like it is what it is
and like no you're lying i like it until i get that pump this is who i am i want i want it more
now and you're like but either way the whole point but either way, the whole point of that was like,
the whole point of that
was like,
that was the whole point.
The fact that we all
went out in leather
and that was the response
we got,
that's not what you were
thinking you were gonna get.
No, not at all.
You're thinking like,
I can't believe I'm walking
out in a cowboy hat
and a see-through shirt.
And everyone's like,
I wanna fuck this guy right now.
It's crazy.
I think we should
definitely put it out there
that your first idea
is you wanted us to cross-dress.
I don't think we would've
got the same.
Drag would not have been the same.
I wanted to do guys and girls,
but either way,
leather was the perfect medium.
Slutty cowboy
was definitely the play.
Yeah, slutty cowboy.
That couple at that bar
I think is a prime example
of why guys,
or two guys and a girl
is more common
because I feel like
they could've easily
asked you to go with them.
Oh,
a hundred percent.
Look,
if you had a,
the way they were talking,
they,
it seemed like they honestly might've asked one.
If I didn't tell her,
it only looks like I have a big penis.
She probably would have tried to knock me down.
Cause they had asked me my age.
And I,
I said 17,
17,
17.
Yeah.
I said 17.
Did you?
And it was 17 or 18.
One of the two.
And her,
I just got like so big and like almost like excited looking. And I was like, 18, one of the two. Her eyes just got so big and almost excited looking.
I was like, oh, fuck.
Oh, my God.
I thought this was going to go completely off.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm 28.
I'm 28.
She was like, no, no, no.
I want it now.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
I want to knock this teen down.
No, but like I'm saying, let's say you have a girlfriend.
It's you and her.
If you posted, hey, I want to have a threesome, who's down?
Nine out of ten, those replies are going to be another guy.
Yeah.
Nine out of ten.
Maybe even more than that.
Yeah.
The guys are just more willing to do that.
So I think that is going to be the more common one.
Not that it's the most desired.
When you're in a relationship, I would say the guy is way less okay with another guy.
Way less okay.
Yeah.
100%.
Like nine out of ten times.
You can watch her eat some box,
but she can't.
But also,
if you come in the other girl,
it's not going to be a good look.
Yeah.
No.
We've established that.
Somebody talked about that on here.
You would think that's common knowledge, really.
You would think,
hey, okay, I'm going to enjoy myself.
I might do it, though.
Maybe you got confused.
If I was in that position,
I'd probably do it.
Just because, you know, it's...
Not if you're in love. That was a it's... Not if you're in love.
That was a good confession.
Not if you're in love.
I don't know if that's real.
I don't know how real that is.
I don't think I could do a threesome with my girl.
I don't think I could do it.
With another girl?
I don't think I could do it.
I think it's hard in a relationship.
I'd be so worried about, like, am I showing this other girl too much attention?
I wouldn't want to do it.
I wouldn't want to.
Why were you looking at her like that, though?
Yeah, I wouldn't want that. The thing is, though, is, like,'t want to. Why were you looking at her like that, though? Yeah, I wouldn't want that.
The thing is, though, is think about how on point you have to be.
What if she brought it up, though?
Doesn't matter.
You're always going to lose.
I would still not want to do it.
And we've had that conversation.
I'm like, no, I wouldn't want to do it.
This is my whole point, though, is when you're having sex with somebody.
So we're all normal guys, right?
Not above normal.
You know what I mean?
We're a little above normal.
Down here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we're normal guys.
We're normal guys.
We're normal guys.
So it's like,
you gotta be on your A game.
Yeah, it's too much.
So it's like,
if you bring a new person in,
you gotta be on your A game.
I'm already stressed out.
I need to please her.
Yeah, I'm like,
okay, how am I gonna make sure
that this is great for her?
So if you have two people to please,
Too much.
You're gonna have to show
100% of your attention
on that other one.
Yeah.
Because you can't leave yourself
a bad name.
You know what I mean?
Like an orgy?
Two dudes, two girls?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, then you can just
kind of focus on your
Then you have the time
to focus
because you can't leave
one person out.
That's why Andrew and I
were like, let's do the twos.
We'll swap.
We'll do ours.
It's fair.
Nobody gets left out.
Would you be more willing
to do that than a threesome?
Two guys, one girl?
No, two guys, two girls.
Two guys, two girls,
but I'm saying more willing to do that than two guys and one girl?
No, than two girls and one guy.
Because you said you could do it with two girls.
Not if it's a woman I care about.
I don't want another man fucking my girl.
You wouldn't want to watch like a trade maybe?
No.
Hell no.
What if he's like really gentle?
Yeah, what if I'm gentle?
Could you imagine Andrew fucking your girl?
You would never hear the end of that shit.
You would never hear the end of it.
What if he spits in his hand and starts massaging your balls?
What if I help you?
Maybe if you put a thumb in my ass,
maybe we'd have a conversation.
Do you think we would have kissed if we swapped ever in high school?
Maybe.
You would have definitely had a hand on your ass at some point.
Like pushing it in
Do it
Maybe a hand in the hair
You know rubbing through your head
I think
I think they'd eat that shit up
If they saw you two kiss
You don't think
You'd throw them off
No
Girls are into that shit sometimes
That's kind of
That's kind of crazy
You know
You spit in his mouth
Smack him
Damn dude
That's This is nuts nuts it's so easy and logan like riled up he's just
like you see him in the ceiling yeah wait a sec we shouldn't figure this out he's got sweat just
running down his forehead you set it up logan i might consider it for my first time you consider
it okay first time two guys two girls better than two guys with one girl if i'm not
interested like if i'm not in love wait say that again yeah two guys two girls if it's just like
with women that i don't really care about yes that's better than two guys one girl yeah for
sure for sure so what if what if it was so are you more willing if it's a friend or a random dude
in either scenario to like two guys and one girl i want a friend that's tough if it's a friend or a random dude in either scenario to like two guys
and one girl
I want a friend
that's tough
if it's two guys
one girl
I think
it would have to be
like there's like
a certain group of friends
like maybe you got
I don't know though
I don't know
random guy
you don't trust Andrew
that's why
you trust me
no honestly
I would have a threesome
with you
you could have a threesome
I would have a threesome
with you
you could do it Drew though
now it's true
you wanna watch Logan
tie your girl up
In a leather harness
Spit and pee on her
This is a good point
That's bullshit man
I would 100% rather have one with you
Because I know it wouldn't be like
It would never come back
And he wouldn't find something
I would make it a good time
For both of us
It would be a great time
You'd feel safe
Andrew would make me feel like
If I do something wrong
It's gonna be brought up
I can't fuck up right now
He's gonna throw it down
I'm gonna put you
On a better performance
No Even if you were to have A threesome with Logan though't fuck up right now. He's going to throw it down. I'm going to put you on a better performance.
Even if you were to have a threesome with Logan, though,
Andrew's still going to say something.
He's going to be like, Logan fucked you, girl.
Logan's going to tell me. It's not going to be my girl.
It's just going to be another woman.
No, but I'm saying Andrew would still probably do it.
We wouldn't tell Andrew.
I'm going to find out.
I would never allow it.
I said it was my girl.
If it was my girl, I would never allow a threesome with another man.
Wouldn't do it.
But I would have a threesome with you.
If it was teal pants and we want to have a threesome.
Things happen.
We're both single.
Things happen.
Want to have a threesome?
Logan wants to go to Miami now.
I've been to Miami.
No, I'm saying with Bo.
Yeah, that's true.
I haven't been to Miami with Bo yet.
Miami's a great time.
Fuck.
Oh, yeah, we got a viewer question what's going on boys
it's Avery from the
great up north
quick question for ya
if you guys were to form
a human centipede
who would be the front
the middle
and the back
shut the fuck up
don't answer
my guess would be
Bo's the back
Andrew in the front
too prideful to be
in any other
two spots
Logan would definitely be in the middle.
He probably gets the little best of both worlds.
And then, you know,
that just leaves Bo for the back.
So what do you guys think?
I literally was going to wait for him to answer the question
because I knew what he was going to say.
I knew he was going to say he was going to be in the front.
Bo's eating your leftover
shit of my shit.
I knew what you were going to say.
I told you to shut the fuck up.
Avery completely threw me under the bus.
Jesus Christ.
I'm putting Trey in after you.
Oh, I'm in this too?
I'm putting Trey in after you and Boze still in the back end for sure.
Damn, you're putting me?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
He said...
You and Logan are probably interchangeable
to be honest
he asked a question
but he gave the answer
I think Andrew's
gonna be the Friday
shoot prideful
I would rather be
behind Andrew
than Logan
just cause of what
Logan eats
and how he eats
just the shit
coming out of him
Logan's eating my shit
he's the worst
of us
I have to eat dog food
that's how the movie went
He sends us pictures of his shit
It's bad
Pretty common
It's terrible
Not this guy
Terrible
It's not true
So
In a human centipede scenario
What's
What's better
A solid poop
Or
Yeah
Why are we even
I would try to swallow it whole
Instead of eating mush
I don't want to swallow
Applesauce and shit That's just so hard I can't do it Yeah All of it mush. I don't want to swallow applesauce and shit.
That's just so hard to get down. I can't do it.
Yeah.
All of it's going to be hard to get down, Trey.
Oh, my God.
The only problem is you're so to the mouth, so it's got to go down.
What I'm saying is like –
And then he said Logan because he wants Bessable.
Yeah.
But Bo's going to be reaching for the next meal.
If you have Logan's solid poops, there's no way you're just swallowing it.
A bite, maybe?
If it was a question,
whose poop would I rather eat,
it'd be Logan's, for sure.
Well, you are.
Really?
Yeah, you're eating Logan's shit.
I would rather take Logan's shit than Andrew's shit.
Me too.
I would switch with you.
So if I had to be,
yeah,
if I had to be middle or back,
I would take back
if you were in the middle.
If he was the front.
Obviously, I'm picking front.
Obviously, I'm picking front, but according to Avery and maybe everybody else, I'm just the back, unfortunately. If he was the front. Obviously, I'm picking front. Obviously, I'm picking front,
but according to Avery
and maybe everybody else,
I'm just the back, unfortunately.
It is what it is.
I'll take that.
You know, I just give off the bad vibe.
I made my first eat dog food, right?
For us.
I was fully expecting the question to end.
I was telling Andrew,
hey, don't answer this
because I know what you're going to say
and I don't want to hear it right now,
but he literally said
exactly what Andrew would have said
and now I feel like shit.
Dude, that's so funny.
Everybody knows your place, dude.
Fuck.
You want to know the worst thing?
I'm at work, okay?
My girls compare me to a golden retriever before, right?
She's like, if you were a dog, you'd be a golden retriever.
Dumb and good looking.
And I'm like, shut the fuck up.
Like, oh, you know.
There was a gold, some guy brought his golden retriever in.
He's a lawyer. And he's, it's a service a service dog i think he lied it's not really a service dog
but he's literally will sue places if they don't allow it because he has all the paperwork
anyways regardless i had three people come up to me like you know what you'd be a golden retriever
if you're a dog and i'm just like damn that's disrespectful i don't want that am i just the
back is do i just give up your back of the centipede vibes? It's because you're a mouth breather.
Are you a bottom?
I'm just a bottom?
Is that what I am?
I need to get my rep up.
I need to stab somebody
or something.
Fuck.
The worst part is
it's not like
if it was like a natural born
like golden retriever
then it wouldn't be as bad
but if it's like
like a
show dog
golden
like a show dog
or just even just like a house dog
that's more of an insult, I feel like.
Because golden retrievers are meant to be like hunting dogs, but most of them aren't.
Look how cute this dog was.
Is that that guy's dog?
That was the dog.
Yeah.
He looks a little on the spectrum.
It makes sense.
He looks like if he was swimming, his head would be keeping him down too.
Yeah. They're getting a heavy head. You don't want to be compared to a golden retriever, though. No. Not as a man. He looks like if he was swimming His head would be keeping him down too Probably Yeah
They're getting a heavy head
You don't want to be compared
To a golden retriever though
No
Not as a man
No
Not as a man
It's just dumb oblivious
As a boy
As a boy maybe
Yeah
You know
Because you're like a teen growing up
Like oh my god
I'm a golden retriever
You're so cute
You're so cute and sweet
Yeah
Baby
But no
After that you want to be a Rottweiler
Yeah
I do think Bo would look peanut butter off anything
But like Not a golden retriever No That's what I mean No I don't know I don't know what dog but no after that you want to be a Rottweiler yeah I do think Bo would look peanut butter off anything but like
not a golden retriever
that's what I mean
I don't know
I don't know what dog
I'd want to be
I don't want to be a dog
if I'm being honest
I don't want to be any dog
anyways that's besides the point
that is a really good question
I had a lot of fun with that
that was hilarious
you like it
because you're in the front
obviously
Avery from far up north
knows what he's talking about
if anybody wanted
I would want to be in the front yeah you're not do I deserve to be in the front I don't know you're in the front. Obviously, if anybody... Avery from far up north knows what he's talking about. If anybody wanted... I would want to be in the front.
Yeah.
Do I deserve to be in the front?
I don't know.
You're not cut out for it.
I would still beat your ass.
You're not cut out for it.
I would beat your ass, though.
If you put us three in a cage and say,
hey, whoever beats each other,
whoever wins gets to the front.
You've already eaten my shit.
I'm getting the front.
You've already eaten my shit.
I'm getting the front.
I agree.
So that's what I...
I agree with that.
What I'm saying, though, is
I don't want to be in the middle
so I think
it's front or the end
the middle's the worst spot
I'll take the front
I'll take
you know what
you're right
you know what
you deserve that
yeah
you deserve that
I just
I didn't want to
I want to put it out there
I think if anybody deserved
to be in the middle
it'd be Andrew
it should be Andrew
yeah
unfortunately it's not the way it went
I should be in the front
I got the purest of them all yeah that is true he has pure shit he does have purity yeah Anybody deserved to be in the middle would be Andrew. It should be Andrew. He deserves it. Unfortunately, it's not the way it went. I should be in the front.
I got the purest of them all, man.
Yeah.
That is true.
He has pure shit.
He does have purity.
Yeah.
Yeah, he does have purity in his name.
Would that be going against LDS?
I love the way to be attached to have somebody's mouth attached to your ass.
That is kind of sexual.
What if I stuck my tongue in?
I mean, if you're forced, obviously not my tongue in i mean if you're forced obviously not
okay i mean okay yeah if you're forced okay yeah if you're forced to do anything then you can't do
anything about it but i like that what a question and the best part about he's probably on a tractor
when he sounded like he was on a tractor he's in there in a hard head he's just bouncing he's bouncing recording Avery's from Canada?
no Alaska Alaska
yeah
and he does
he does oil work
so he literally works
on oil work
did he move there?
no he's lived there
his whole life
so he just somehow
found the podcast
yeah he's just
a loyal fan
he went to college
with the
no no no
he just found it
he just found the podcast
he just found it
either way
shout out
internationally heard he somehow found it I don't know if that's considered international but I mean he found it. He just found the podcast. He just found it. Either way, shout out. Internationally heard.
He somehow found it.
I don't know if that's considered international.
Kind of.
I mean, he found it while he was driving to Alaska,
so he was in Canada when he found it.
Okay, so that's international.
International.
That is international.
Look at that.
Another international listener.
It's going up, man.
Everywhere, yeah.
Everywhere.
We do have two people from Europe that listen.
Yeah?
Yeah.
From Europe?
In there.
I don't know.
You can just tell us where they're registered. Yeah, it doesn't say. It just says. Does that Yeah. From Europe? In there. I don't know. You just tell us where they're registered.
Yeah, it doesn't say.
Does that like apply
like you have to listen
for a certain amount of time
or just somebody from Europe
clicked on the video
and was like, okay.
25 minutes or more.
Okay.
I got you guys
at least three more listeners
for this episode.
Perfect.
Just from playing COD tonight.
Good.
Because I was like,
me and Logan,
we're going to go
do this podcast.
You've been on twice and have done more than both of them.
It's actually crazy.
It becomes a topic. Who would I want to hear
this conversation? Who would I want to hear
this? $40 shirts too? Yeah.
It's good. Yeah.
This is real nice. I bought
mine and I bought somebody else's. Yeah, it's true.
Yeah. I think they're two each.
I have both of them still. And I subscribe to the patreon i don't think he is i am i am
no i'm not so i'm doing more for this podcast than you would than you would think yeah i was
hoping to get some like like three bucks taken off of my shirt order you know that's what you're
hoping for i wish for the patreon right paying for it you coming on the podcast you're you're
advertising for it it's
hard yeah it's hard out here he overcharged you by the way the shirts weren't that expensive
they're like 39 yeah so you paid an extra dollar for that shirt not you didn't take a dollar off
you get you added yes exactly he's gotta get his 100 um and he made me do it through so
shout out that question one more time because that was an amazing yeah that was that was probably 100%. Shout out
that question one more time
because that was an amazing question.
That was probably one of the best ones we've had.
It wasn't a question, it was just a story.
Shout out to Avery.
Send more of those in.
Confessions, we can leave them totally anonymous.
I'm going to get some voice changers so I can
I'll confess something.
Let's not admit that on camera. Let's just act like people are out. Next time you hear a voice changer, it can, I'll, I'll confess something. That's what I'm gonna start doing too, I think. Let's not, let's not admit that on camera.
Let's just act like people are out.
No,
let's say it.
We'll say it.
Next time you hear a voice changer,
it's me guys.
Well,
I'm sure we have,
we all have some confessions
that maybe we wouldn't want to
admit that there are confessions,
but you know,
we could just say.
I feel like most of my confessions
aren't like funny stuff,
you know?
Like it's more just like,
I feel like.
It's like,
oh,
I lied to my dad one time.
But it could be.
Not even like that, like something more like serious, you know? It's more it could be though i feel like it's like oh i lied to my dad one time but it could be not even like that like something more like serious you know it's like damn like that
just makes me look like a bad person so you got to put a voice anyways yeah it's a voice changer
so you're not responsible you know logan has some good shit that he could talk about he's done some
terrible things so do you no not me okay shout out the the social yeah um who knows who cares
you know we're on apple spotify a bunch of other podcast stuff that I don't really
know the name of.
International.
International.
WKWC podcast on Instagram, you know, Facebook, Twitter.
TikTok.
TikTok.
All of it.
We're there.
Dude, with all the viewers coming, I think you guys might need to do like bilingual or
something.
Yeah.
I'm going to start doing a second channel.
At least like captions.
Romanian.
Romanian.
Yeah.
You know. Bulgarian. Dutch. Yeah. Episode 23 going to start doing a second channel. At least like captions. Romanian. Bulgarian.
Dutch.
Yeah.
Episode 23.
It's been a good one.
I liked 23 a lot.