Who Knows? Who Cares. - Bo's in the Back and Everyone Knows...

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 but he gave the answer. That's how you don't shit your pants but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's fair. Don't lie. Yeah. What are you saying? You're a bitch.
Starting point is 00:00:10 I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't, I didn't. You know what Mo said? Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not.
Starting point is 00:00:24 I was just wondering. We are... It's still going. Yeah, there we go. Episode 22. Is it 23? Last episode, 22, last time. Okay, 23 then. Whatever.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Trey knows. Yeah, I'm good. He's one of the 18 viewers. I've been here all 23 times. Bo's always here on the right You know Logan's here on the left And then We have
Starting point is 00:00:48 Got Trey Another Another time for Trey Which we love Returning guest Yep Loved it so much He wanted to come back
Starting point is 00:00:54 He does have a shirt by the way He has a shirt He didn't wear it He wore it last night I wore it yesterday in basketball Which I didn't even realize Logan also didn't wear the shirt Logan hasn't
Starting point is 00:01:03 I'm gonna stop wearing mine I have my brother's in the car But it's a large And I don't even realize Logan also didn't wear the shirt. Logan hasn't. I'm going to stop wearing mine. I have my brother's in the car, but it's a large, and I don't want to give the viewers too much to look at. You don't want to look too big. You don't want to look too slutty. That's what I'm saying. It's an issue I go through on a daily basis. Shut up, bro.
Starting point is 00:01:17 No. No, he doesn't. No, I'm getting smaller. I'm down some weight. It's okay. It's all right. You get a girl, you lose weight. I know we were talking earlier
Starting point is 00:01:25 and Trey's got some pretty good shit to get into. Yeah, I wish we could jump right into it. So, obviously,
Starting point is 00:01:31 I knew I was coming on and I wanted to come up with some things to talk about. No, we appreciate that because I take a lot of time to try to develop some things.
Starting point is 00:01:39 Shut up. I just want to know how to come up with a topic. I come up with some topics he's got one I think and it was something to do with fucking animals for sure
Starting point is 00:01:49 would you fuck your dog or your dad that was it that was the one I was on and we had the longest conversation if it was even the right question yeah
Starting point is 00:01:57 it was the right question that's Bo's that's Bo's contribution hey that's me man come on anyway I'm sorry no you're good so I reached out to a friend
Starting point is 00:02:04 one of my good friends. She's a girl. Yeah, she's a girl. She's hot. I was like, what's something you always wanted to ask a girl? Is she hot, though, Logan? Is she hot? Yeah, is she hot?
Starting point is 00:02:14 I think you would like her. Okay. Look, I'm getting excited just from now. All right, well, let me answer right. Unfortunately, she moved to Georgia, so. It's all right. It's only a plane flight away. Unfortunately, she moved to Georgia, so. It's all right. It's only 25 away. Yeah, it's like 60 bucks.
Starting point is 00:02:27 But one of the first things she brought up to me, she was like, she wanted to know why guys weren't, like, more upfront with things. And when I asked her to be more specific, the first thing she said is when guys have a micro penis, she feels like they need to be upfront with the girl about it before they have any sex or anything. So it's not like a jump scare, she feels like they need to be up front with the girl about it before they have any sex or anything. So it's not like a jump scare, she said, for the girl.
Starting point is 00:02:50 How many dudes have she been with that has had a micro penis? This is coming from experience. So she said micro penis and also really big penises. I feel like the big penis one is like, hey, I have a huge dick, by the way. You're not going to say that. That's what I said. I wouldn't know. Yeah, you can't. You're like, oh, I have a huge dick, by the way. You're not going to say that. That's what I said. I said, I feel like...
Starting point is 00:03:05 I wouldn't know. Yeah, you can't. You're like, oh, great. This guy's a douchebag. I don't even want to look at his wiener. Yeah. Could you say that in a genuine way? Like, hey, look, I just want you to know.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Okay, hold on. Finish his question and then... So she just wants... She wants guys to be more upfront about it. And she wants them to be more upfront so they have time to prepare or whatever is she sexually active yeah okay casually sex sex active or no dude she's in georgia man like because like the thing is like no guys got to get there first that's how it is
Starting point is 00:03:37 for all of us like for us the thing it's like if you're talking to a woman and you're like developing a relationship and it's like, okay, there's feelings. She cares about me. She's not going to leave when I tell her my dick is three inches big. If I had a micropenis and I'm just trying to fuck, I'm not going to tell a woman that I have a micropenis. I'm not going to scare you away. Because then I'm not going to get what I want. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:03:58 I'm going to hope you don't notice. Yeah. I'm going to know you notice. I'm going to give it all I got. Yeah. I'm going gonna give you all the effort i have yes i think don't look i think a micro penis is like like you know like the joint on your pinky yeah it's there's there's a definition it's got to be i looked it up one
Starting point is 00:04:15 time because i am i am fully i'm a full believer that this guy at work or he's a manager i think he has a micro penis okay and i looked it up and it's like 3.5 inches or below. Yeah. Three inches is what she said. Yeah. And so she said this, like she's fed up with this. So like this happens like all the time. She's like, oh my God, they never tell me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:37 I don't know how often it happens with her, but. Can't be that often. She's a deep thinker. She likes to think about things even if it hasn't really happened to her. But I brought up that same exact scenario scenario whether it's like if you're in a relationship or if you're just hooking up and she said it shouldn't matter said either way she sounds like a decent human being like she's a good person where a man would tell her that and she wouldn't immediately be like oh we can't do this anymore which i feel like a lot of women would do where they would hear that and they're like no like i don't want to continue i don't want to be with a micro penis yeah that's the thing and i understand it shouldn't it shouldn't
Starting point is 00:05:07 matter but it definitely does sex is very important yeah regardless and you could love somebody who has a micro penis but if you're not getting those sexual needs met it's going to be an issue at some point especially if it's just a hookup yeah but if it's a hookup still you don't want to fuck like it's like it's kind of like you can hook up with a girl and have almost the same interaction yeah probably a better interaction you know even if she's straight as an arrow she's got a big bean on her no just like the girl will probably get it done better than the guy with the oh yeah yes just because the girl knows what's going on down there like a hookup could be like there is there is the argument that the man with the small penis knows
Starting point is 00:05:44 he has a small penis and has to over perform because he's like okay i have to do as much as i possibly can in order to satisfy this for like three inches but i don't think there's anything that you can possibly do with a three inch penis to please her just with your penis so it would literally be like having sex with another woman because you'd have to do everything orally or everything a lot of other stuff and to me it's like if you're a woman, you know how a woman's body works. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We made the argument,
Starting point is 00:06:09 Andrew could probably take care of you pretty well because he knows what he needs. You know what I mean? He knows the spots. He knows if he throws two hands on it. He knows the spots to hit. And then plays with the head a little bit. He knows the spots to hit.
Starting point is 00:06:20 So same thing with a woman. Left side of the underhead. So her biggest point was, she thinks that girl should have the chance to prepare. And I was like, what do you mean by prepare?
Starting point is 00:06:29 What could a girl do? If a guy tells you they have a micropenis, how are you going to prepare for that? Are you going to shorten your vag up? I think it's more so so it's not a surprise
Starting point is 00:06:41 to where it completely throws her off to where it takes away from the moment and takes away from the intimacy of the moment to where she's like oh i just saw this now i'm just completely not turned on anymore at least she can get a little like okay i know what i'm expecting i'm not gonna expect i was inhaling his uh just an average penis yeah you know i'm just expecting a normal cut of the mill of the mil penis. Not a huge one. The huge one, also,
Starting point is 00:07:06 I feel like if I'm hooking up, I don't have a big dick, so I don't know. I've never had that issue to where I'm like, hey, just by the way,
Starting point is 00:07:14 I have a nine inch penis. It's going to be really big. Are you okay with that? I feel like I could, I could probably word that in a way that doesn't come off as like a complete asshole. Never had to though.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Never had to. Never been an issue. Such a problem that not a lot that it doesn't come off as like a complete asshole. Never had to though. Never had to. Never been an issue. Such a problem that not a lot of people have. See, I didn't, I just, I had a,
Starting point is 00:07:31 like I struggled understanding the part where she said like a girl can prepare for that. Like she literally said like a girl can look stuff up and figure out what to do
Starting point is 00:07:39 with a micropenis and stuff. This sounds like a very genuine woman. This sounds like the all-star girl. You want this kind of woman. If you have a micropenis, this is the woman you want in your life. Just tell her first.
Starting point is 00:07:49 How can I make this experience better for you? For both of us. You have a really small dick. How can I make this better for you? They make those little cups that go over your wiener, and it's just a longer wiener. Have you seen those? Like a sleeve.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Like a mold. Like a little mold, yeah. That's how she wants to prepare. Hey, put this on. I tried to explain her that like she's not like most girls like most girls especially oh no she's not let's say that for the camera for her girls are gonna just be done they're like you probably tell her that she probably doesn't believe it she's not like most women she's not yeah which i i agree 100 yeah and i don't know it was just really tough for her for us to kind of get on the same level with each other
Starting point is 00:08:29 but then I tried to switch the question what if a girl I said loose vagina I said what if a girl has a loose vagina loose I would have said just ugly because there are ugly vaginas
Starting point is 00:08:44 do vaginas. Do vaginas really exist? I don't think that really exists. Unless you were fisted like 30 seconds ago, probably not. I feel like there's deeper ones than others. They're all a little different for sure. I think there is a depth difference. Some are built for different things. Almost every girl eats almonds anyway.
Starting point is 00:09:03 But at the same time like if a girl is really tight while you're having sex that probably means she's not as turned on in that moment than you would and that's a misconception
Starting point is 00:09:12 I feel like that I thought that I didn't know beforehand either it's like common knowledge that oh she should be really tight
Starting point is 00:09:18 but if she's really tight that just means she's not turned on maybe you're just really big that day no I understand that's how you view it.
Starting point is 00:09:25 I've been there. I've looked down and been like, damn, this is not my penis. Well, I'm sure that probably happens if you had a really big dick where it's like, oh, you know, I'm just really big, so it's tight all the time. Well, I just got mine recently. I bit my big one. It just came in.
Starting point is 00:09:38 I'm going to aid in that. I'm going to help you out pretty soon for that, just to increase it a little. I'm going to pump up. Yeah. We're going to bounce pumps pumps it was in the dishwasher it's clean it's sanitized
Starting point is 00:09:48 and once it works for me you're gonna I'm not gonna you guys have been there before you've shared you've shared things like that before it's not weird
Starting point is 00:09:56 just boy stuff shut out he's dead and that was like the second thing I wanted to talk about was like if loose vaginas
Starting point is 00:10:03 were a thing because obviously I don't know and she said they weren't but I was I was just trying to figure out if there's a way to flip it to where That was the second thing I wanted to talk about. If loose vaginas were a thing. Obviously, I don't know. She said they weren't. I was just trying to figure out if there's a way to flip it to where if there's anything a girl would have to be up front about. I was saying most guys... A really big clit.
Starting point is 00:10:14 A really big clit? Yeah. I was like most guys... No, 100% STDs. Obvious. You'd think, but it's not. It's not. That is very true.
Starting point is 00:10:25 You almost fucking died. Oh, that's what I'm talking about. That is terrible. That's illegal, right? I don't want to even say how I know this person, but it's a friend. You know somebody. I know somebody who has herpes. Genital or oral.
Starting point is 00:10:42 It's oral, but they'll share drinks with people they'll do because oh it's not active it's not in which okay i get that it's not and there's not an active cold sore in your mouth but you're still going around actively trying to share drinks with people that's not okay yeah that is not okay you know what's funny i think most people have oral herpes like a form of it like 70 yeah if you have a cold sore you have it but it's like a real like she's like the bad one yes the bad one and she'll still go around and like this person not her but like the friend that i know what about she'll literally like grab her drink and like take a sip of it or like it's like it's not a big deal didn't you almost get into a vaginal herpes situation
Starting point is 00:11:23 was that you well there was a girl at the gym that was interested in me, had no idea she had herpes, nor I don't think she would have told me if she did. Well, you'd find out. I would have found out after. How did you have your jumpscare? He told me. How did she not know that she had it, but he knew? Oh, she knew.
Starting point is 00:11:39 She knew. Oh, so she did know. That's just information that she felt maybe she didn't have to share. Wait, but how did Drew know? That should be like in your Instagram profile, you should have to write that. You should have to write. You should have to let the world know, hey, I have herpes. I have herpes.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Nothing wrong with that. But just so you know. Yeah, just so you just kind of know. But that's a tough thing to bring up. It is a very tough thing to bring up. And I was saying the same thing with the micropenis. It's like most guys are not going to admit that they have a micropenis. If I had a micropenis, I would put that in my bio. I with the micropenis. Like, most guys are, like, not going to admit that they have a micropenis. If I had a micropenis, I would put that in my bio.
Starting point is 00:12:07 I have a micropenis. See, I would probably try to stretch it just to get over that three and a half. If you're just trying to hook up, though, you're not going to say that. Like, you're going to be either too embarrassed or... I think it could play to your advantage. It's a tough thing to say. This is my whole point. It's like, you just don't, like, for guys in a dating situation,
Starting point is 00:12:24 the whole thing is, like, kind of an animal thing, where it's, like, you situation, the whole thing is like kind of animal thing where it's like you're like, you know, like how like those birds like do like these crazy dances. Yeah. You're like, you're to try to impress them. Yeah. You need to show off and show them,
Starting point is 00:12:34 Hey, I am the one you want to make with. So it's like, you're not going to do anything before that point to jeopardize those odds. So it's like, why of course would you ever add like, listen, you're not going to advertise that micropenis before the deal's closed you want to be like listen we can
Starting point is 00:12:50 you're going to go into it with the mindset i hope she doesn't care yeah but if she does i'm okay with that i get it but i'm still gonna get mine yeah but i'm still getting mine and if she cares it's gonna hurt my feelings a little bit but but at least, at least I got mine. It is what it is. Yeah. I think you can only be upfront about it with the better option of a bigger penis is what I was thinking. Not even relationship. I think like if you're dating somebody for, I mean,
Starting point is 00:13:16 you're, you know, you're, you're a little LDS, so it'll be a little different, but you guys, you know, you might date for six,
Starting point is 00:13:21 eight months and maybe you haven't even seen each other's genitalia yet. And all of a sudden it's like, wait, well, I i could see that trey's got a three inch wiener i can't marry this guy i can see that argument but if you're a man and you will have genuine feelings for this woman and you're like okay i really want to be serious with her you haven't seen you don't she doesn't know that you have a micropenis i think you should communicate that with her and you there's no there's no reason to go all this time with somebody you really care about and then for her to find out and if it's an issue and then to lose that you might as well just be up front and say okay look i have this if you're willing to continue obviously i want to continue and if they're not then it's like if you're not at least you save
Starting point is 00:13:55 that then you save all that extra time yeah you save that work your little dick no exactly she's not so you guys all think like you should if it's like a relationship if you have genuine feelings I think you should if it's hooking up do you think you should or no no
Starting point is 00:14:09 as a girl you gotta roll the dice on what kind of piece you're gonna get you eat what you kill that's how it is when you're hooking up eat what you kill
Starting point is 00:14:15 you eat what you kill if you're a woman and you're willing to just randomly hook up with a man you have to be willing to understand that maybe you're not
Starting point is 00:14:21 gonna get what you want yeah you're not gonna get that ideal guys have to deal with that too it's. You're not going to get that ideal. Guys have to deal with that too. It's just we're a little bit more tolerant for some shit. It could be anything really.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Yeah. It's like the different types of meat, right? Like choice, select, prime. I'm a huge believer. I'm going to eat it all. And like if you're going to want to develop a relationship with somebody, you should just be completely upfront because why are you wasting time? If you think that something's going to be an issue that's going to end, it's going to end your relationship. it's just going to save you time
Starting point is 00:14:46 you got to be completely upfront about everything yeah everything before you get into anything you got to know every little thing about every every little thing gotta be completely upfront completely truthful oh how upfront have you been in your relationship i've been up front with i feel like i've been up front with everything guys relax i feel like but i feel like or do you feel like you've been up front i feel like with women you have to kind of not lie shield you have to shield the truth from women because it's and i'm learning that and i've you guys told me that before i got in a relationship and i didn't believe you and now i understand what you mean by that i cannot be i cannot i'm not lying to her but i can't be completely truthful about everything i can't there's probably say exactly what you're thinking and so many men have told me that before
Starting point is 00:15:33 i'm like i wish women would understand that they don't understand that we're not hiding stuff we are literally just saving you yeah yeah yes they don't understand that this is my thought is on what you just said it was like you can't like not hiding it from them but like they'll get it over time they'll get it over time over exactly if you were adopting your idea on it if if they're like that yeah also like if you were to kind of just hold back a little bit and just be up front at like the right time or yeah maybe the like they you develop that connection where they look past it well they understand okay i know who this person is i know who they are i know like their intentions who they are as a person and then you can kind of go okay i can be honest in this situation and let her know like what's really
Starting point is 00:16:19 going on okay i understand and if she still said like if it's still a deal breaker then yeah then that's okay yeah That's fair. I mean, it's going to suck, but... That's all right. As long as you don't do what Logan did. What did I do? Just disappear for however long that was. Oh, when...
Starting point is 00:16:35 Yeah. Wait, what? Say that again. When you lost yourself? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Yeah, be better than Logan, for sure. These things happen.
Starting point is 00:16:44 I think we all agree, though, right? You can't really be that upfront about it. No, you can't. Unless you actually care about her. Yes. The question seems like it was kind of asked from like, like you were just banging out and, oh my God. No.
Starting point is 00:16:56 Why didn't you tell me you have a small penis? We had talked about both scenarios. She seems like a woman that would have genuine intentions with somebody she's with, and she wants to know that, okay, you have a really small dick, you have a really big dick. Now, how can I prepare for that? Because I want to make this great for both of us. The big dick guy is a competition.
Starting point is 00:17:16 I like this woman. She sounds like a great woman. The big dick guy is not in this competition. He doesn't have a single problem. He has no problem. When we talked about being upfront about having a big dick, I was like, well, if a guy's up front about that It's just gonna sound like
Starting point is 00:17:26 He's bragging But could you imagine A girl is like Talking to her friends Or she's Oh I just We couldn't We just didn't work out
Starting point is 00:17:32 His dick was too big I have the prettiest labia You'll ever see His dick was just too big I couldn't do it I mean that That may happen too That guy's not gonna feel bad
Starting point is 00:17:40 He's not gonna feel bad about it He's not gonna feel bad about it And that's clout for him Yeah he's not gonna feel bad about it I'm just Only the assholes would be up front About having a big dick I feel like going to feel bad about it. He's not going to feel bad about it. And that's clout for him. Yeah, he's not going to feel bad about it. Only the assholes would be up front about having a big dick, I feel like. Yeah. I feel bad.
Starting point is 00:17:49 As long as you're not like, you know, somebody we've mentioned before, you just send a picture of your penis, then you can handle this hog. Something like that would probably not go right. I missed that conversation. Did you say that you talked to him about it? Mm-hmm. I talked to— Not about him, right?
Starting point is 00:18:03 No, I talked to our friend about that kid uh-huh cuz we saw him at the gym and I just like tell him like that kids like it that's the one he's the ultimate asshole like ever I was kind of tell him how you guys just kind of just roast the fuck out I thought you told him I was like I love it yeah i hope he knows no there's a lot of a lot of his friends were there and yeah that wasn't my i'm the only white not your place to say yeah not your place to say that not there not that in there what was i going to say though oh i also feel like you could be up front with girls like about like not just penis
Starting point is 00:18:42 but like in general it's if you're not like you don't care if it goes yeah yeah you can't tell her like hey i'm gonna cry after we have sex is that okay like you can't do that no you can't do that but like you could just basically be like if that were true i would i would try to tell him before because if that that's a bigger jump scare than like a micro penis i feel like like. I think I could hide my crying. That's a bigger deal. I just got allergies. No, because with that, I would at least...
Starting point is 00:19:11 I would try to convince myself, hey, maybe this time I'm not going to cry. Maybe this time it's going to be different. I don't know what happened. This doesn't happen to me ever. Bo would be the one kid to cry, actually. Oh, dude. I started watching Euphoria today.
Starting point is 00:19:30 How is it? It's weird, but it's like you keep watching it. You love it, yeah. The crying thing made me think of the one that the chick starts the webcam, and he's, like, crying as she, like, insults him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As he's beating his dick. I was like, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:19:43 Oh, he liked it. He was crying, but he liked it. He had a micropenis. He was straight up. He was upfront about it, too. Yeah. Yeah. As he's beating his dick. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? Oh, he liked it. He was crying, but he laughed at it. He had a micro penis. He was straight up, he was upfront about it too. Yeah. He's like,
Starting point is 00:19:49 Hey, like you're going to be a little scared, but there it is. Easier over camera. Way easier. Everything looks bigger on camera. Imagine being, okay.
Starting point is 00:19:59 So like, imagine being a girl though. And like someone pulls out like, like legit, like your pinky. And you're just like oh. Well especially if it's
Starting point is 00:20:06 just a look up. You try to swallow your laugh. Yeah. Honestly that's probably what happens. If you were a woman that's exactly how
Starting point is 00:20:15 you'd react. You're like listen like this guy's hot. I want to fucking suck this guy's dick right now. You know what I mean? Like because like
Starting point is 00:20:22 you want to do that to a girl right? You know what I mean? You want to eat that, you know, the cabbage, that cabbage, that muff.
Starting point is 00:20:28 So it's like, you're like, so she's like fucking unbuckle this shit. I want to fucking do it right now. She's just like, she's just amped up. She's just like ripping your shit off. If you've got the button jeans,
Starting point is 00:20:39 she's buttoning, unbuttoning all of them quick. And she just pulls it down. It's just fucking a pinky. Like, and you're just like, you're like, fuck.
Starting point is 00:20:47 What are you saying? I mean, anything's better than this. Yeah. I think, I think Logan would let out like a, like an,
Starting point is 00:20:57 aw. That's what I'm saying. I would rather tell her out front what I have than go through that moment of pulling it out and her being like, hmm,
Starting point is 00:21:04 I don't want to do this anymore oh yeah if you were in that scenario how would you want the girl to react i i want her to think oh maybe he's just not hard yet yeah he'll grow but like the worst case scenario for me is that like holding in the laugh if i were to see that in that situation i'm like oh she's biting her there's almost no equivalent though for a guy no like like you could like be like just going down pulling their pants off and you're like about to go and there's just a lot going on even if it's just like except like yeah it's like whoa what is that it's like a long i don't know long lips i don't i don't like really like just a lot going on well that's that's different that's a different thing that. Well, that's, that's different.
Starting point is 00:21:45 That's a different thing. That's good hygiene. That's them. You can control that. Yes. That's on them. Control that. That's on them.
Starting point is 00:21:50 Like, but like if it's just like the natural anatomy of it and it's just, yeah, it's not, you're still just like, well, you know, I'm here.
Starting point is 00:21:57 I'm here. It's still going to feel the same. I got to work. Yeah. You know, I got to go to, I got to go to town either way. I don't like work,
Starting point is 00:22:03 but I got to get the job done. Yeah. Bingo. That's exactly what it feels like. For them, it's like, oh, this is gonna be a bust. For us, it's always gonna work.
Starting point is 00:22:15 For them, they're also thinking, this is gonna increase my body count. Now I'm like, is this worth it? It doesn't matter. They say 4 or 7 anyway. Yeah, that is true. Those 7s are way more than fours probably if you say seven jeez god that is that is such a tough problem to have well i can imagine having that that would be really tough you would you would be really tough. You would,
Starting point is 00:22:45 you would have to accept it. You'd have to get to a point where you're just like, okay, this is who I am. I don't know how you would ever truly deep down be okay with that. Yeah. I, I had what I thought was a four until I found out there was actually like a,
Starting point is 00:22:58 a huge eight or nine, you know? And I was lied to by a lot of people that other people knew and just didn't tell are you saying 8 or 9 inches no like 4 people body count wise
Starting point is 00:23:09 oh okay yeah you gotta at least elaborate a little bit how do you miss that how do you think you have 4 inches
Starting point is 00:23:16 you could measure that real quick no no no okay yeah that wasn't the case yeah I was told 4 everybody's like
Starting point is 00:23:22 oh yeah no that's right and then you know when that ends it was like dude it was never 4. Everybody's like, oh, yeah, no, that's right. And then, you know, when that ends, it was like, dude, it was never four. You find out later, like, oh, no, she didn't. How did you find out? From, like, some of my closest friends. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:32 You know what I mean? Wait, what happened? Yeah. Your closest friends told you that? It was, like, some of the. Like, closest as in right now closest to you? Yeah, like, right, like, touching me. Kind of thing.
Starting point is 00:23:42 I couldn't tell him, dude. That's so hard. How am I to tell that's so hard dude he's in love you know he's fucked way more than she told you i'm not gonna do that not even just like a lot more people but a lot more penis yeah a girl like a four if she said four that could be a seven but like you guys were saying but like if a girl said seven that's like probably 20 30 yeah it's 20 plus at least yeah i was watching this tiktok and it was actually a woman talking about it and she was That's like probably 20. 30. Yeah, it's 20 plus. At least. Yeah. I was watching this TikTok and it was actually a woman talking about it.
Starting point is 00:24:08 And she was saying how the more partners that a woman has, the more likely their marriage is destined to fail. But that's a real thing. The higher you get with the amount of partners, because you're constantly comparing all your sexual encounters with your past. So if you've had sex with two people, you only know what it's been like with two people. Now if you've had sex with two people, you only know what it's been like
Starting point is 00:24:25 with two people. Now if you have sex with 20 people, it's like now you're comparing the next one to those 20 people. Well now you want both heads with Logan Shatner.
Starting point is 00:24:32 They say like a virgin or if you're like the first person they have sex with with a woman, it's usually like an 80 or 90% like a lot longer marriage.
Starting point is 00:24:42 It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah. That's why I'm not supposed to have sex until I'm married. That's beautiful. You can have sex
Starting point is 00:24:48 as many times as you want. They can't. I know, but I feel like I feel like your guy is still kind of good. No, no, no. You're good, dude.
Starting point is 00:24:55 You're good. You're kind of good. I feel like if I were to have like a bunch of sex right now and then I was her first and we got married, I feel like it's going to be the same thing.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Like I'm going to be kind of comparing. You're going to compare it? If she sucks, I might be forced to settle. The thing that's different about that is if you're having sex with multiple women and you're in love with all of them, then you're going to compare it.
Starting point is 00:25:14 If you're having sex with women and you don't really care about them, you're not really going to compare it. You're like, no, now I'm in love. This doesn't compare. I feel like people talk to me most of the time. Unless she's really good. She's really good, then you'll compare.
Starting point is 00:25:25 It's not that. When I hear people talk to her most often. Unless she's really good. She's really good, and then you'll compare. Yeah. It's not that. When I hear people talk about sex, and if it's really great sex, I feel like it's a hookup. It's never a relationship when they said, oh, that was the best sex I had. Well, sometimes there's a relationship where it's just for sex. Only sex. Some of those are the best, dude. Yeah. That's when your feelings come in oh they're so great trust me dude they're some of those ones are so you can
Starting point is 00:25:52 live off it forever well speaking speaking of this shit i have seen a lot of stuff lately where almost every girl is discussing that there's they all have one x that they just have never gotten over and never will i watched a tiktok about that today yeah literally today i see probably one one a day right now do you think the sex is the reason they can't get over yes most of the time no i don't care why it's the sex is great and probably because that guy left him and there's that little void in them that it's like, oh, why didn't this guy want me? I want him to want me. That could be it. I think it's two of those or both of those in unison.
Starting point is 00:26:31 I don't know which one is more than the other. You guys do agree that you think a girl's got at least one? Not every girl, but I do think it's a common thing. I do think it's a very common thing. I don't think it's as common for us because once they get to us, we reach that. I think I'm that ex that I think I'm that ex I think I'm that ex too Okay
Starting point is 00:26:47 I'm saying It doesn't apply the other way I'm not saying It doesn't I'm not saying it doesn't apply to your girl He's not that ex Yeah I don't have any ex-girlfriends
Starting point is 00:26:55 So there you go I'm not that ex I know I'm not that ex Yeah It's true I hope I'm that ex Just
Starting point is 00:27:03 Just so I'm always in their head. I think I'm always there knocking. Oh, man, what are we doing today? Well, that's just because your ego is so big that you're going to think that no matter what. And if you find out you're actually that ex, it's going to boost your ego a lot. Yeah. Yeah. It's happened.
Starting point is 00:27:17 I think it's like a natural human emotion that if you're with somebody and you are in love with them, you really want them, and you don't get that reciprocation, that's just like a natural, like, why don't they, yeah. It's like, why doesn't this person want me? And then they search for that. Was there a question about that, or just the fact that? Just like if you think that girls do have, like, that one person that will always be there. Oh, I'm definitely not that for all of them. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:27:41 But like a percentage. There are some, yeah. Probably 95% for me. The question isn't, like, for you. It's not for for you it's not for you like are you that it's about me it's that do when like is that how do you think like even the girl if you're with somebody right now or you've been talking to somebody do you think that they have a person in their life where they're like i think everyone has that i think girls may just talk about it i think i don't think it's everyone too much i i think but like i don't know i think i may just talk about it. I don't think it's everyone. I think
Starting point is 00:28:05 I don't know. I think guys might have it if they're single and looking, but as soon as they find someone else, it's super easy to get rid of it. I've had it in a relationship before. I've had it in a relationship. That's because you did not care about that woman as much as you cared about
Starting point is 00:28:21 the one before. Maybe. It was more just the sex better too. I don't know i i couldn't even tell you i'm just saying i have felt something of of the sort before and not with like who you'd think you know what i mean like there's only one option yeah the one that you would think the one that you would think yeah it wasn't that but it's not that it wasn't that yeah it was a different one well he had to go through two years of pain to get through that one. So much pain. He moved on.
Starting point is 00:28:47 And not only did he go through it, he put all that pain on us. No, he got through that. I didn't put it on you. So much pain on me. He got through that. I had to deal with this shit. But we fixed you. We put you back together.
Starting point is 00:28:57 No, you didn't do anything. It was me. I don't know if it was fixed, but it was something. The more I think about it, the more I think my argument of, it's, if you have, if you're with a girl or you're with somebody
Starting point is 00:29:08 and they have an ex that left them, that broke up with them, that's probably the person that they're like, yeah, they're still thinking about. Regardless of if they, if deep down they actually
Starting point is 00:29:18 really love this person, I think it's just more so like, I will go back to him just to have that, that satisfaction that, oh, he still wants me so question is your girl the girl that breaks up with all the guys or no okay so yes she's broken
Starting point is 00:29:31 up with everybody she's been with do you ever think you're next oh probably you think so she breaks up with me all the time all the time all the time but it's over nothing because like like there are some girls who get broken up with all the time and they come running back you know i'm saying though so it's like maybe like you're not special if you're one of the guys who broke up with them so does that make sense maybe you know what i mean but that is just an issue on its own if you're getting broken up with by a lot of guys there's there's obviously an inherent issue there like what are you not providing like what are you doing wrong that you're the problem that most men don't want to be with you?
Starting point is 00:30:07 Do you think girls only have that ex if they were broken up with? That's my argument, yes. No, I don't think so. I think they could break up with them. And still have that? Yeah. Because if you break up with somebody,
Starting point is 00:30:19 you probably have the power to get back with them if you want them. I think, and my girl doesn't agree with me on this, I think that exes she could send a text to and say hey i still have feelings for you and they would take her back but they probably have sex with her i don't know if they take exactly that probably are also just not it that's what i'm saying you know i mean so it's like i don't know how to describe this but like i know someone who broke up with somebody okay and then try to get back with them okay they're like actually no i'm good yeah that's like well you can also like grow
Starting point is 00:30:49 up and realize your worth and be like okay yeah i don't deserve this kind of person it's just like yeah like i just don't really want you anymore i'm out of it and like that's good it's better it's better now kind of great that's great so it's like when when they deny you after you try to go back it's the worst feeling ever. In high school, there was this girl. She was super hot, and I don't know why, but I had ghosted her like four different times. And it wasn't until the fifth time that I tried to go back to her that she finally was like, no. I'm done. And I was like, damn.
Starting point is 00:31:16 I shouldn't have done this. I lost. But do you think that's because you actually really cared about her and wanted her? Or do you think if she took you back that fifth time you got rid of her again dude it sucks when you when you lose a fish on the hook man you know you know you catch it you pull it but you feel that bite and you're like oh it's there and i don't pull it too early i don't even eat fish i still want to catch him though i honestly feel like every time i was i was to go back i was telling myself like okay this is the time where
Starting point is 00:31:45 i'll actually like give her the chance and like actually try to make something of it rather than just bail but it just kept one too many it's so funny because like you like for like for me i've only had like physical relationships so it's like you're just like how much emotional how much can we hang out yeah you know i mean? That's crazy to even think about. What that's like. You would think I would have better relationships with girls, but in high school I was just stupid.
Starting point is 00:32:15 Everybody's stupid in high school. It was somewhat physical, you know, and then I would get bored of them. Like, okay, you're just not that cool, I guess, but then I would miss the physical part and that's when I would go back. Do you think it was like you got bored of them is like okay you're just not that cool i guess but then i would like miss the physical part and that's when i would go back yeah do you think it was like you got bored of them or do you think because of your background because you don't want to physical physical you can't get to that physical
Starting point is 00:32:33 level with somebody that you kind of just psyched yourself out and was like you know what i know i can't do anything with this woman and i'm not going to be able to have sex with this woman so maybe you kind of psyched yourself out and even pursuing something that maybe you wanted but you just couldn't admit that to yourself i think that's more the case now in high school that was not the case because i wasn't thinking about anything like that yeah but now it's like now you're a fiend now it's kind of more serious you know i'm like yeah i can get a more serious relationship in my life where i can kind of like not go after a girl before i even like try to, you know,
Starting point is 00:33:05 I'm like, okay, well I could date this girl, but can I really see myself going like the distance? Yeah. And that's good though. That you should feel like that. And I had told Logan about this girl one time that I was like interested in or whatever.
Starting point is 00:33:17 And she had found the, her name was Chloe. I sent you her Instagram Kardashian, but like she, we were like talking or whatever and then she had found out I was LDS and then she shut it down.
Starting point is 00:33:30 And it sucked because I was like, well, I mean, we could have at least hung out and like been friends or whatever. You can't knock her though. But yeah, I understand at the same time
Starting point is 00:33:37 because I do the same thing but I don't really realize it. You can't knock her but you also should realize, hey, I'm glad that she told me that because I'm glad I didn't waste my time with somebody
Starting point is 00:33:45 it's obviously she doesn't respect who I am and what I value so exactly yeah and she was
Starting point is 00:33:51 like she was like super respectful about it too like it wasn't like oh you're a Mormon I can't she just doesn't like
Starting point is 00:33:57 liars dude you're like a real life monk you know what I mean and you're like just one of us but like really good looking
Starting point is 00:34:03 and in really good shape but like a monk and cool you know what I mean just like i'm i am solitude it's so funny that like i'm one of your guys is like only lds friends and you guys see me that way because when i compare myself to other lds people i'm like i am like i'm a terrible person compared to them like because of us no no not because of you no. No, because of his community. Yeah. Like, they're just more pure than me. Like, we see him as, like, this, like,
Starting point is 00:34:29 ooooh, like, monk, you know? And then he's, like, hanging out with all his LDS friends. He's like, dude, I'm a piece of shit. Yeah. I had some caffeine before. That's why I don't hang out with them. I drink a Coke every now and then.
Starting point is 00:34:40 I've talked to you about a lot of people, like, that, like, have zero LDS, like, interaction. Like, listen, like, there's a good one out there. There's lot of people like that, like have zero LDS, like interaction. Like, listen, like there's a good one out there. There's like a real, like solid person,
Starting point is 00:34:50 but like also LDS. Yeah. Cause that sounds bad, but like, like there's good ones. I only know one, but there's one of them. And it's like,
Starting point is 00:35:02 there is a good one. I know that. I try to explain it though. I'm like, there's like, there is a good one. I know that. I try to explain it though. I'm like, there's like, there's someone who like has their own principles. Just come hang out and you'll see this one guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:12 I understand. All of them live for the church. Or just like, they just don't like, it's not like a judgment thing. It's like a balance of like having those values, but also thinking for yourself. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:35:23 And being able to like make your own decisions. It's not like all of my decisions are based off the church and i have to do everything based off this like also like how everyone else sees me it's like i'm just like a solid person no i'm just a good person he's one of the few that isn't like he's not mad that you don't want to join him yeah it's like hey look and that's how you should be you should be able to explain your beliefs and I get pissed. Yeah. That's what all this is. We play basketball at the church for a reason. It's a ruse.
Starting point is 00:35:51 No, it's wearing on me. I just need a couple more times. I'm going to start giving you guys some tours of the church so you get more. Hey, guys, listen, this is fun, right? But, like, let's check out the office. Yeah, literally. You guys want to keep playing basketball? Just maybe come sign this form real quick. Like, the funny thing is, like, when I was on my mission, that's how we would do things. Like we would try to establish like a normal
Starting point is 00:36:08 connection and then try to like, like real a man, then go from there. Do you know what that is? It sounds bad, but trust me, that's a sales pitch. You're selling them. That's why they're the best people at that. For some of the missionaries yes but for me i was like okay if you really don't want it then i'll like i'll back off you know there's a lot of guys that would like press and press and press and it's just it gives people a bad view it makes it worse i know if i were to press really hard on you guys then you just wouldn't be my friend we probably just beat the shit out of you you would try we would hate crime you i think all three of us that goes with anything i think you like as a human being you're allowed to have your own person yeah you're allowed to
Starting point is 00:36:49 think a certain way and that's okay but you should not force your beliefs on anybody you can explain okay this is how i feel this is what i believe in that's but that's it and if you want to believe in that too cool then we can we can you know we can do great things but it's okay if you're not yeah it's like hey if you're not don't get me wrong i would love for you guys to kind of like believe the things i did yeah because i just feel like it's done a lot for me and i think we offer a lot too i know it could do the same for you guys but i'm also not like disappointed that you're not i think that is the best kind of way to it has no factor on how much you love yes yeah yeah like exactly that or that is so that's the whole point that is something i feel like most human beings are not.
Starting point is 00:37:25 They don't have that yet. They don't have that. Oh, you don't agree with me. Oh, you don't think, well, there we go.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Oh, you're wrong. That's where your line is. I had that conversation with my girl today. That shouldn't exist. You should be able to sit there in a group of people and say, Hey, look,
Starting point is 00:37:37 I don't, I don't agree with you, but we can still be cool. We can still be friends. It's fine to not agree. That's like a society thing. It's such a society thing. That's like,
Starting point is 00:37:44 it's not just like LDS people. people no i disagree with almost everybody on everything as much as i can because you like to disagree you like that i'm that way in certain ways like i just don't like if someone else likes this i'm not gonna like it because they like yeah they like it yeah that's and especially if i don't like it. That's Andrew to a T. I don't know about that. I would send Andrew songs and he'd be like, oh no, that's played on the radio. I love Drake. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:38:12 I love Drake. I could like a song for a really long time and then as soon as it becomes adopted. The Dr. Dog song, Where'd All the Time Go? I loved listening to that in high school. Loved it. And then I heard it on TikTok. That Andrew kind of liked it. I heard it on TikTok and I was tiktok yeah i don't even know what the fuck you're talking about yeah yeah it sucks i wish i wasn't that way it gets overplayed yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm hurt keep up with me yeah that looks like it feels so good i heard we have a a question or two? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:46 A viewer question? Okay. Oh, what's more common? This is from a female. Which version of threesomes is more common? Two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl? More common? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:59 It's definitely going to be two girls and a guy just because men don't put up with two men. Yeah. Well, it's more common for men to do two girls and a guy because as a man, you up with two men. Yeah. Well, it's more common for men to do two girls and a guy because as a man, you probably want two girls. But I feel like for women, maybe they would want two guys.
Starting point is 00:39:11 I don't think women need threesomes or want threesomes as much as men do. I actually believe that two guys and a girl... I think that might be more common. That would be way more easy. Yeah, that's why I think it's more common. Because you only need one girl
Starting point is 00:39:23 to be cool with it. Yes. Now we're talking about two girls have to be cool. Because you only need one girl to be cool with it. Yes. Now we're talking about two girls have to be cool with it. And getting a girl to be cool with something is already hard enough. It's already hard enough.
Starting point is 00:39:30 It's already difficult enough to figure that out. It's definitely more common for a guy to want two girls in one night. Yes. Okay, I like where this is going. It's easier to get...
Starting point is 00:39:39 I forgot. I was thinking relationship only. Yeah. I was like, okay, you know, dude's not gonna be like, okay, yeah, I'm gonna watch you get fucked by this guy. Yeah, bingo. But yeah, no, I forgot, was thinking relationship only yeah I was like okay you know dude's not gonna be like okay yeah
Starting point is 00:39:45 I'm gonna watch you get fucked by this guy bingo but yeah no I forgot you know guys want it yeah
Starting point is 00:39:51 think about it this way you two it'd be a lot easier for just the two of you to get one girl than for one of you I think that brings the argument
Starting point is 00:39:59 way closer we could probably get six yeah yeah that brings the argument way closer than you would think oh yeah now I think it's not even close now I think it's six. Yeah, that brings the argument way closer than you would think. Oh, yeah. Now I think it's not even close. You think so?
Starting point is 00:40:09 Now I think it's two dudes. I think it'd be close, but I think two dudes might be more common. I think it's way more common now. Which you wouldn't think is true when you first thought about it. If you advertise it on like Hinge, you could get another guy. Easy. However, like the whatever was. You could get a guy in a second. Let's say you and your work. It works for women that way too though
Starting point is 00:40:29 We're gonna be thirds. I know my so Mike my sister get constantly gets like asked to be a third Like on her dating profile Yeah, okay. She always gets asked to be a third like all the time So like that's why you see like now if you're ever on a dating profile like I don't want to be a third, like all the time. So that's why you see now, if you're ever on a dating profile, like, I don't want to be the third. Not looking to be a third partner. I didn't know that was a thing. If it was a couple, I think it's more common for couples to have two girls and a guy.
Starting point is 00:40:59 But if you're all single, then it's going to be two guys and a girl. Bingo. Plus, I bet three dudes is easier to get than three girls. Yeah. You could say that on anything. Four guys is easier than four girls, too. I heard this story yesterday, actually. It was, so, like, this guy walked into a sauna, was hanging out with these two guys. They're just chilling.
Starting point is 00:41:14 He left, comes back, and one of the dudes is blowing the other dude. Nice. And then he was like, fuck it, I'm in. Turns out that's a personal story from love this is our gym it was me well that's the thing
Starting point is 00:41:29 with gay guys it's like I talked to you about the time like I went to a gay club yeah gay guys are completely they're down for anything
Starting point is 00:41:36 at all times because like I was having this conversation with a girl I feel like gay guys get offended by that though no it's not no they love it
Starting point is 00:41:41 I was having this conversation with a girl okay not all of them that's obviously I shouldn't generalize but at the conversation with a girl. Okay, not all of them. Obviously, I shouldn't generalize, but at the same time. Let's just say this. 99% of them. All of them are.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Yeah. And this is why. What I told her was like, listen, gay guys are still dudes. At the end of the day, you're still a guy. Dudes just want to fuck. They want to fuck. They don't care how, where, when. They're just down. That's just how guys are. Yeah. It's just like what. It's testosterone. I don't know how where when they're just down that's just how guys are yeah it's just like what
Starting point is 00:42:08 it's testosterone i don't know what it is it's one of those things it's in our genetics to want to like we just go yeah we are built that way we're designed that way that's why it's probably a great time to be gay for gay dudes i don't know about dating but i went into a gay club i could have had sex with probably eight different men all maybe all of them Yeah, maybe all of them Walked into a club and said I could have sex with all these women Women approached me trying to fuck me in the bathroom. Yeah, no never Never never has that happened. Let's go in this game. I've never heard this. Let's go talk about this gay club story
Starting point is 00:42:38 Oh, he's I had a friend. I had a friend in college who was gay He didn't admit that he was gay at first. Then he came out and he was gay. Did you know the whole thing? For his birthday, I kind of... You always kind of know. We went out for his birthday and we went to a gay club. And I was like, okay, cool. I'm having fun.
Starting point is 00:42:54 I'm enjoying myself. I'm with a group of friends. Multiple times did I have a guy just kind of come up and they were just right next to me. And I would look over and you'd just see of like and i would just breathing on you i would look over you just see him like this just not breaking eye contact and i would look and i i noticed him like okay you know he's there yeah i know he's there you know so i'd go about my dancing and he's just still there and i'd look over again he's still just looking i'm like okay wow i don't know how to handle this you don't you don't play with it even a little bit i did not play i would play a little bit? I did not play with it.
Starting point is 00:43:25 I would play a little bit. In the moment, I started to realize, oh, this guy really wants to have sex with me right now. I'm a little uncomfortable. That's what this is. I'm a little uncomfortable. I would throw him maybe like a little. No, it's not a game,
Starting point is 00:43:36 because once you play into it, then they're going to get even more like. No, they come up to you like, I was just kidding. You got me. I was just kidding. You see a gay guy at a gym, and he looks at you. You can look back at him and be like, okay, that's what he's You got me. I was just kidding. You see a gay guy at a gym and he looks at you.
Starting point is 00:43:45 You can like look back at him and be like, okay, like that's what he's, he's looking at me. Yeah. But like in a gay club, it's like,
Starting point is 00:43:50 no, no, it's like he's there. We fuck here. That's exactly the feeling I had. It's not like, it's not like, welcome to the cum zone.
Starting point is 00:44:02 It's not innocent peaks. It's no, we cum. That's where you're at right now. Yeah. It's not just interest. Yeah, it's a contract. Like you came in here for one reason. Yeah, why else are you there?
Starting point is 00:44:17 That's right. So that's the crazy gamble you're going. Luckily, we're with a couple females. So I would kind of just find my way to them, and we'd dance a little bit. Just hang on to them. Okay, so you just gave me a great idea. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:32 If you're ever with a girl that you're not with yet, like with yet as far as you kind of like her, but nothing's ever happened yet, go to a gay club with her. Oh, yeah. Listen, I need you to protect me. Let's dance together. Will you just pretend to be my girlfriend tonight?
Starting point is 00:44:49 That's a good fucking move. That's not a bad way, yeah. If I ever am in that spot, I'm going to try that. And women also love the fact that you would go to a gay club. Yes. You want to go to a gay club? That's amazing. It's a pro.
Starting point is 00:44:59 I would love that. It's a pro. Yes. Because you're not like a hardcore Republican. That's what that means to them. Yes. They're like, oh, wait. He might be conservative. Yeah, yeah. but he's not conservative yeah he's open to to go into a gay yes what do they call that right right leaning middle or that's where i feel like i'm at i don't
Starting point is 00:45:14 know what it is something around there i don't know what they call that but i would feel like that's where i'm at it's so funny how easy it is like i remember told this girl like i told this girl like oh yeah like we're going Like we're all like Gonna wear makeup And like wear leather And she's like Oh my god it's so hot For our birthday
Starting point is 00:45:28 It was weird Hold on I know it was I know That's why we did it So many compliments That night Yeah
Starting point is 00:45:38 Who got clout All of us Even at the All of us got clout What's the bar with the pool tables Corners pasty where it's like they're more kind of like you could i would say like right leaning we walked in and people started clapping yeah literally they're all for it yeah when you makes a woman way more comfortable
Starting point is 00:45:55 like oh i should be way more comfortable i like this guy yeah this guy's way better than those guys this guy doesn't wear i don't know what they wear but what Bo wears yeah ultra boots and joggers we were at the last bar it was when you were all like sick and stuff there was like this dude all tatted up
Starting point is 00:46:11 like wearing one of the shirts with the American flag on the shoulder you know and he came up and complimented us and it's like
Starting point is 00:46:18 never would have thought that that guy did you see that old like swinger looking married couple that was at the table next to us no they were talking to us the whole time yeah she's like you look like you have a big dick yeah she said that she was talking about how big her husband's penis was
Starting point is 00:46:32 and i was like dude i wish it's like are you wearing leather and i was like yeah like it's for his birthday she's like you you have a big dick huh you look like you have a big dick see the problem with that now is it's like a known thing that if you say you don't, then they're starting to think, Oh no, he does. I told her. And it's like,
Starting point is 00:46:48 I say that I don't, but it's like, no, I really don't. I'm not lying to you. I'm not just saying that. For 4th of July, we were at Ivan's and they questioned me about my penis the whole time.
Starting point is 00:46:57 Yeah. Yeah. Listen, and the sun is shining on me. I'm six. Like when, like it's my day. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:07 A great six inches. Beautiful six inches they're like but like they were just all about it they don't believe it they don't believe it like you're but you sound so good about it no and i was like listen like it is what it is and like no you're lying i like it until i get that pump this is who i am i want i want it more now and you're like but either way the whole point but either way, the whole point of that was like, the whole point of that was like, that was the whole point. The fact that we all
Starting point is 00:47:30 went out in leather and that was the response we got, that's not what you were thinking you were gonna get. No, not at all. You're thinking like, I can't believe I'm walking
Starting point is 00:47:36 out in a cowboy hat and a see-through shirt. And everyone's like, I wanna fuck this guy right now. It's crazy. I think we should definitely put it out there that your first idea
Starting point is 00:47:44 is you wanted us to cross-dress. I don't think we would've got the same. Drag would not have been the same. I wanted to do guys and girls, but either way, leather was the perfect medium. Slutty cowboy
Starting point is 00:47:53 was definitely the play. Yeah, slutty cowboy. That couple at that bar I think is a prime example of why guys, or two guys and a girl is more common because I feel like
Starting point is 00:48:02 they could've easily asked you to go with them. Oh, a hundred percent. Look, if you had a, the way they were talking, they,
Starting point is 00:48:08 it seemed like they honestly might've asked one. If I didn't tell her, it only looks like I have a big penis. She probably would have tried to knock me down. Cause they had asked me my age. And I, I said 17, 17,
Starting point is 00:48:18 17. Yeah. I said 17. Did you? And it was 17 or 18. One of the two. And her, I just got like so big and like almost like excited looking. And I was like, 18, one of the two. Her eyes just got so big and almost excited looking.
Starting point is 00:48:27 I was like, oh, fuck. Oh, my God. I thought this was going to go completely off. Wait, wait, wait. I'm 28. I'm 28. She was like, no, no, no. I want it now.
Starting point is 00:48:33 I like that. I like that a lot. I want to knock this teen down. No, but like I'm saying, let's say you have a girlfriend. It's you and her. If you posted, hey, I want to have a threesome, who's down? Nine out of ten, those replies are going to be another guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:48 Nine out of ten. Maybe even more than that. Yeah. The guys are just more willing to do that. So I think that is going to be the more common one. Not that it's the most desired. When you're in a relationship, I would say the guy is way less okay with another guy. Way less okay.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Yeah. 100%. Like nine out of ten times. You can watch her eat some box, but she can't. But also, if you come in the other girl, it's not going to be a good look.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Yeah. No. We've established that. Somebody talked about that on here. You would think that's common knowledge, really. You would think, hey, okay, I'm going to enjoy myself. I might do it, though.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Maybe you got confused. If I was in that position, I'd probably do it. Just because, you know, it's... Not if you're in love. That was a it's... Not if you're in love. That was a good confession. Not if you're in love. I don't know if that's real.
Starting point is 00:49:30 I don't know how real that is. I don't think I could do a threesome with my girl. I don't think I could do it. With another girl? I don't think I could do it. I think it's hard in a relationship. I'd be so worried about, like, am I showing this other girl too much attention? I wouldn't want to do it.
Starting point is 00:49:42 I wouldn't want to. Why were you looking at her like that, though? Yeah, I wouldn't want that. The thing is, though, is, like,'t want to. Why were you looking at her like that, though? Yeah, I wouldn't want that. The thing is, though, is think about how on point you have to be. What if she brought it up, though? Doesn't matter. You're always going to lose. I would still not want to do it.
Starting point is 00:49:52 And we've had that conversation. I'm like, no, I wouldn't want to do it. This is my whole point, though, is when you're having sex with somebody. So we're all normal guys, right? Not above normal. You know what I mean? We're a little above normal. Down here?
Starting point is 00:50:04 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, we're normal guys. We're normal guys. We're normal guys. So it's like, you gotta be on your A game. Yeah, it's too much. So it's like,
Starting point is 00:50:10 if you bring a new person in, you gotta be on your A game. I'm already stressed out. I need to please her. Yeah, I'm like, okay, how am I gonna make sure that this is great for her? So if you have two people to please,
Starting point is 00:50:17 Too much. You're gonna have to show 100% of your attention on that other one. Yeah. Because you can't leave yourself a bad name. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:50:27 Like an orgy? Two dudes, two girls? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, then you can just kind of focus on your Then you have the time to focus because you can't leave
Starting point is 00:50:36 one person out. That's why Andrew and I were like, let's do the twos. We'll swap. We'll do ours. It's fair. Nobody gets left out. Would you be more willing
Starting point is 00:50:43 to do that than a threesome? Two guys, one girl? No, two guys, two girls. Two guys, two girls, but I'm saying more willing to do that than two guys and one girl? No, than two girls and one guy. Because you said you could do it with two girls. Not if it's a woman I care about.
Starting point is 00:50:54 I don't want another man fucking my girl. You wouldn't want to watch like a trade maybe? No. Hell no. What if he's like really gentle? Yeah, what if I'm gentle? Could you imagine Andrew fucking your girl? You would never hear the end of that shit.
Starting point is 00:51:06 You would never hear the end of it. What if he spits in his hand and starts massaging your balls? What if I help you? Maybe if you put a thumb in my ass, maybe we'd have a conversation. Do you think we would have kissed if we swapped ever in high school? Maybe. You would have definitely had a hand on your ass at some point.
Starting point is 00:51:24 Like pushing it in Do it Maybe a hand in the hair You know rubbing through your head I think I think they'd eat that shit up If they saw you two kiss You don't think
Starting point is 00:51:33 You'd throw them off No Girls are into that shit sometimes That's kind of That's kind of crazy You know You spit in his mouth Smack him
Starting point is 00:51:43 Damn dude That's This is nuts nuts it's so easy and logan like riled up he's just like you see him in the ceiling yeah wait a sec we shouldn't figure this out he's got sweat just running down his forehead you set it up logan i might consider it for my first time you consider it okay first time two guys two girls better than two guys with one girl if i'm not interested like if i'm not in love wait say that again yeah two guys two girls if it's just like with women that i don't really care about yes that's better than two guys one girl yeah for sure for sure so what if what if it was so are you more willing if it's a friend or a random dude
Starting point is 00:52:22 in either scenario to like two guys and one girl i want a friend that's tough if it's a friend or a random dude in either scenario to like two guys and one girl I want a friend that's tough if it's two guys one girl I think it would have to be
Starting point is 00:52:30 like there's like a certain group of friends like maybe you got I don't know though I don't know random guy you don't trust Andrew that's why
Starting point is 00:52:37 you trust me no honestly I would have a threesome with you you could have a threesome I would have a threesome with you you could do it Drew though
Starting point is 00:52:42 now it's true you wanna watch Logan tie your girl up In a leather harness Spit and pee on her This is a good point That's bullshit man I would 100% rather have one with you
Starting point is 00:52:50 Because I know it wouldn't be like It would never come back And he wouldn't find something I would make it a good time For both of us It would be a great time You'd feel safe Andrew would make me feel like
Starting point is 00:52:58 If I do something wrong It's gonna be brought up I can't fuck up right now He's gonna throw it down I'm gonna put you On a better performance No Even if you were to have A threesome with Logan though't fuck up right now. He's going to throw it down. I'm going to put you on a better performance. Even if you were to have a threesome with Logan, though,
Starting point is 00:53:09 Andrew's still going to say something. He's going to be like, Logan fucked you, girl. Logan's going to tell me. It's not going to be my girl. It's just going to be another woman. No, but I'm saying Andrew would still probably do it. We wouldn't tell Andrew. I'm going to find out. I would never allow it.
Starting point is 00:53:20 I said it was my girl. If it was my girl, I would never allow a threesome with another man. Wouldn't do it. But I would have a threesome with you. If it was teal pants and we want to have a threesome. Things happen. We're both single. Things happen.
Starting point is 00:53:35 Want to have a threesome? Logan wants to go to Miami now. I've been to Miami. No, I'm saying with Bo. Yeah, that's true. I haven't been to Miami with Bo yet. Miami's a great time. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Oh, yeah, we got a viewer question what's going on boys it's Avery from the great up north quick question for ya if you guys were to form a human centipede who would be the front the middle
Starting point is 00:53:55 and the back shut the fuck up don't answer my guess would be Bo's the back Andrew in the front too prideful to be in any other
Starting point is 00:54:01 two spots Logan would definitely be in the middle. He probably gets the little best of both worlds. And then, you know, that just leaves Bo for the back. So what do you guys think? I literally was going to wait for him to answer the question because I knew what he was going to say.
Starting point is 00:54:18 I knew he was going to say he was going to be in the front. Bo's eating your leftover shit of my shit. I knew what you were going to say. I told you to shut the fuck up. Avery completely threw me under the bus. Jesus Christ. I'm putting Trey in after you.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Oh, I'm in this too? I'm putting Trey in after you and Boze still in the back end for sure. Damn, you're putting me? Yeah. Oh, fuck. He said... You and Logan are probably interchangeable to be honest
Starting point is 00:54:45 he asked a question but he gave the answer I think Andrew's gonna be the Friday shoot prideful I would rather be behind Andrew than Logan
Starting point is 00:54:55 just cause of what Logan eats and how he eats just the shit coming out of him Logan's eating my shit he's the worst of us
Starting point is 00:55:03 I have to eat dog food that's how the movie went He sends us pictures of his shit It's bad Pretty common It's terrible Not this guy Terrible
Starting point is 00:55:10 It's not true So In a human centipede scenario What's What's better A solid poop Or Yeah
Starting point is 00:55:18 Why are we even I would try to swallow it whole Instead of eating mush I don't want to swallow Applesauce and shit That's just so hard I can't do it Yeah All of it mush. I don't want to swallow applesauce and shit. That's just so hard to get down. I can't do it. Yeah. All of it's going to be hard to get down, Trey.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Oh, my God. The only problem is you're so to the mouth, so it's got to go down. What I'm saying is like – And then he said Logan because he wants Bessable. Yeah. But Bo's going to be reaching for the next meal. If you have Logan's solid poops, there's no way you're just swallowing it. A bite, maybe?
Starting point is 00:55:47 If it was a question, whose poop would I rather eat, it'd be Logan's, for sure. Well, you are. Really? Yeah, you're eating Logan's shit. I would rather take Logan's shit than Andrew's shit. Me too.
Starting point is 00:55:55 I would switch with you. So if I had to be, yeah, if I had to be middle or back, I would take back if you were in the middle. If he was the front. Obviously, I'm picking front.
Starting point is 00:56:04 Obviously, I'm picking front, but according to Avery and maybe everybody else, I'm just the back, unfortunately. If he was the front. Obviously, I'm picking front. Obviously, I'm picking front, but according to Avery and maybe everybody else, I'm just the back, unfortunately. It is what it is. I'll take that. You know, I just give off the bad vibe. I made my first eat dog food, right?
Starting point is 00:56:14 For us. I was fully expecting the question to end. I was telling Andrew, hey, don't answer this because I know what you're going to say and I don't want to hear it right now, but he literally said exactly what Andrew would have said
Starting point is 00:56:23 and now I feel like shit. Dude, that's so funny. Everybody knows your place, dude. Fuck. You want to know the worst thing? I'm at work, okay? My girls compare me to a golden retriever before, right? She's like, if you were a dog, you'd be a golden retriever.
Starting point is 00:56:39 Dumb and good looking. And I'm like, shut the fuck up. Like, oh, you know. There was a gold, some guy brought his golden retriever in. He's a lawyer. And he's, it's a service a service dog i think he lied it's not really a service dog but he's literally will sue places if they don't allow it because he has all the paperwork anyways regardless i had three people come up to me like you know what you'd be a golden retriever if you're a dog and i'm just like damn that's disrespectful i don't want that am i just the
Starting point is 00:57:01 back is do i just give up your back of the centipede vibes? It's because you're a mouth breather. Are you a bottom? I'm just a bottom? Is that what I am? I need to get my rep up. I need to stab somebody or something. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:57:12 The worst part is it's not like if it was like a natural born like golden retriever then it wouldn't be as bad but if it's like like a show dog
Starting point is 00:57:20 golden like a show dog or just even just like a house dog that's more of an insult, I feel like. Because golden retrievers are meant to be like hunting dogs, but most of them aren't. Look how cute this dog was. Is that that guy's dog? That was the dog.
Starting point is 00:57:35 Yeah. He looks a little on the spectrum. It makes sense. He looks like if he was swimming, his head would be keeping him down too. Yeah. They're getting a heavy head. You don't want to be compared to a golden retriever, though. No. Not as a man. He looks like if he was swimming His head would be keeping him down too Probably Yeah They're getting a heavy head You don't want to be compared To a golden retriever though
Starting point is 00:57:47 No Not as a man No Not as a man It's just dumb oblivious As a boy As a boy maybe Yeah
Starting point is 00:57:53 You know Because you're like a teen growing up Like oh my god I'm a golden retriever You're so cute You're so cute and sweet Yeah Baby
Starting point is 00:58:00 But no After that you want to be a Rottweiler Yeah I do think Bo would look peanut butter off anything But like Not a golden retriever No That's what I mean No I don't know I don't know what dog but no after that you want to be a Rottweiler yeah I do think Bo would look peanut butter off anything but like not a golden retriever that's what I mean I don't know
Starting point is 00:58:09 I don't know what dog I'd want to be I don't want to be a dog if I'm being honest I don't want to be any dog anyways that's besides the point that is a really good question I had a lot of fun with that
Starting point is 00:58:19 that was hilarious you like it because you're in the front obviously Avery from far up north knows what he's talking about if anybody wanted I would want to be in the front yeah you're not do I deserve to be in the front I don't know you're in the front. Obviously, if anybody... Avery from far up north knows what he's talking about. If anybody wanted... I would want to be in the front.
Starting point is 00:58:26 Yeah. Do I deserve to be in the front? I don't know. You're not cut out for it. I would still beat your ass. You're not cut out for it. I would beat your ass, though. If you put us three in a cage and say,
Starting point is 00:58:34 hey, whoever beats each other, whoever wins gets to the front. You've already eaten my shit. I'm getting the front. You've already eaten my shit. I'm getting the front. I agree. So that's what I...
Starting point is 00:58:41 I agree with that. What I'm saying, though, is I don't want to be in the middle so I think it's front or the end the middle's the worst spot I'll take the front I'll take
Starting point is 00:58:52 you know what you're right you know what you deserve that yeah you deserve that I just I didn't want to
Starting point is 00:58:59 I want to put it out there I think if anybody deserved to be in the middle it'd be Andrew it should be Andrew yeah unfortunately it's not the way it went I should be in the front
Starting point is 00:59:04 I got the purest of them all yeah that is true he has pure shit he does have purity yeah Anybody deserved to be in the middle would be Andrew. It should be Andrew. He deserves it. Unfortunately, it's not the way it went. I should be in the front. I got the purest of them all, man. Yeah. That is true. He has pure shit. He does have purity. Yeah. Yeah, he does have purity in his name.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Would that be going against LDS? I love the way to be attached to have somebody's mouth attached to your ass. That is kind of sexual. What if I stuck my tongue in? I mean, if you're forced, obviously not my tongue in i mean if you're forced obviously not okay i mean okay yeah if you're forced okay yeah if you're forced to do anything then you can't do anything about it but i like that what a question and the best part about he's probably on a tractor when he sounded like he was on a tractor he's in there in a hard head he's just bouncing he's bouncing recording Avery's from Canada?
Starting point is 00:59:45 no Alaska Alaska yeah and he does he does oil work so he literally works on oil work did he move there? no he's lived there
Starting point is 00:59:53 his whole life so he just somehow found the podcast yeah he's just a loyal fan he went to college with the no no no
Starting point is 00:59:59 he just found it he just found the podcast he just found it either way shout out internationally heard he somehow found it I don't know if that's considered international but I mean he found it. He just found the podcast. He just found it. Either way, shout out. Internationally heard. He somehow found it. I don't know if that's considered international.
Starting point is 01:00:07 Kind of. I mean, he found it while he was driving to Alaska, so he was in Canada when he found it. Okay, so that's international. International. That is international. Look at that. Another international listener.
Starting point is 01:00:16 It's going up, man. Everywhere, yeah. Everywhere. We do have two people from Europe that listen. Yeah? Yeah. From Europe? In there.
Starting point is 01:00:23 I don't know. You can just tell us where they're registered. Yeah, it doesn't say. It just says. Does that Yeah. From Europe? In there. I don't know. You just tell us where they're registered. Yeah, it doesn't say. Does that like apply like you have to listen for a certain amount of time or just somebody from Europe clicked on the video
Starting point is 01:00:32 and was like, okay. 25 minutes or more. Okay. I got you guys at least three more listeners for this episode. Perfect. Just from playing COD tonight.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Good. Because I was like, me and Logan, we're going to go do this podcast. You've been on twice and have done more than both of them. It's actually crazy. It becomes a topic. Who would I want to hear
Starting point is 01:00:51 this conversation? Who would I want to hear this? $40 shirts too? Yeah. It's good. Yeah. This is real nice. I bought mine and I bought somebody else's. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. I think they're two each. I have both of them still. And I subscribe to the patreon i don't think he is i am i am no i'm not so i'm doing more for this podcast than you would than you would think yeah i was
Starting point is 01:01:13 hoping to get some like like three bucks taken off of my shirt order you know that's what you're hoping for i wish for the patreon right paying for it you coming on the podcast you're you're advertising for it it's hard yeah it's hard out here he overcharged you by the way the shirts weren't that expensive they're like 39 yeah so you paid an extra dollar for that shirt not you didn't take a dollar off you get you added yes exactly he's gotta get his 100 um and he made me do it through so shout out that question one more time because that was an amazing yeah that was that was probably 100%. Shout out that question one more time
Starting point is 01:01:48 because that was an amazing question. That was probably one of the best ones we've had. It wasn't a question, it was just a story. Shout out to Avery. Send more of those in. Confessions, we can leave them totally anonymous. I'm going to get some voice changers so I can I'll confess something.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Let's not admit that on camera. Let's just act like people are out. Next time you hear a voice changer, it can, I'll, I'll confess something. That's what I'm gonna start doing too, I think. Let's not, let's not admit that on camera. Let's just act like people are out. No, let's say it. We'll say it. Next time you hear a voice changer, it's me guys. Well,
Starting point is 01:02:10 I'm sure we have, we all have some confessions that maybe we wouldn't want to admit that there are confessions, but you know, we could just say. I feel like most of my confessions aren't like funny stuff,
Starting point is 01:02:20 you know? Like it's more just like, I feel like. It's like, oh, I lied to my dad one time. But it could be. Not even like that, like something more like serious, you know? It's more it could be though i feel like it's like oh i lied to my dad one time but it could be not even like that like something more like serious you know it's like damn like that
Starting point is 01:02:29 just makes me look like a bad person so you got to put a voice anyways yeah it's a voice changer so you're not responsible you know logan has some good shit that he could talk about he's done some terrible things so do you no not me okay shout out the the social yeah um who knows who cares you know we're on apple spotify a bunch of other podcast stuff that I don't really know the name of. International. International. WKWC podcast on Instagram, you know, Facebook, Twitter.
Starting point is 01:02:54 TikTok. TikTok. All of it. We're there. Dude, with all the viewers coming, I think you guys might need to do like bilingual or something. Yeah. I'm going to start doing a second channel.
Starting point is 01:03:02 At least like captions. Romanian. Romanian. Yeah. You know. Bulgarian. Dutch. Yeah. Episode 23 going to start doing a second channel. At least like captions. Romanian. Bulgarian. Dutch. Yeah. Episode 23.
Starting point is 01:03:09 It's been a good one. I liked 23 a lot.

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