Who Knows? Who Cares. - Condoms Are a Utility of the Past.

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's good. Don't lie. Yeah. Wait a second. That bitch. I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't.
Starting point is 00:00:11 I didn't. You know what? Go say it. Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. Oh, my other toe. I can't even touch you.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Man. man we've heard that 35 times 30 a little more than that to be honest yeah a couple of retakes maybe how was your guys first couple episodes terrible we have those we had like a different voice yeah they might still be on soundcloud we we had like a different persona going on yeah well what was that i don't even remember i don't want to talk about it yeah it's like we're we were like speaking some kind of jive we were talking like we thought it was great well the thing is is i didn't notice until i listened to it back i was like dude i'm i think it was whatever that's not me whatever game we were playing or just being on discord all the time we were just talking like that yeah i don't know it was bad i'm glad we deleted all that yeah no i wiped everything yeah it's gone everybody's watching
Starting point is 00:01:14 guys who watch nobody's getting those unless you download them from soundcloud like i have like a clip or two of you saying like this girl wanted you to hit her i was like she wants to hit it yeah that that's the only thing i have yeah that was weird for me yeah i did it though you did it yeah i hit her she asked for it yeah number 35 we're back um it's been a long time you know a couple weeks maybe two weeks but we're here two weeks it's like a week and a half oh no we did on yeah two weeks we want to recognize all of our new patreon members this last week we got quite a few more maybe two weeks, but we're here. Two weeks. It's like a week and a half. Oh no, we did on, yeah, two weeks. We want to recognize all of our new Patreon members this last week.
Starting point is 00:01:49 We got quite a few more. Yeah. Don't know where you guys are coming from, but we appreciate you. Whoever's fucking spreading the word, keep it going. You know, we're trying to hit a million pretty soon. You could enlighten us on like how the community works.
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Starting point is 00:02:29 showing some appreciation we got a very interesting email uh this week and i wanted to share it with you guys they are asking for some pretty explicit stuff so i want to know if you guys would be well andrew was saying his new year's deal was 350 last week right asking for some pretty explicit stuff. So I want to know if you guys would be willing to participate. Well, Andrew was saying his New Year's deal was $350 last week, right? You were offering a New Year's deal? I think it was $250, right? No, it was $350. He was $500.
Starting point is 00:02:51 You talked him down to $350. You said, oh, then yeah, $350. Yeah, that's fine. He's pretty open to a lot of things. That's for a come show on Discord. I'm going to keep names out, but just signed up for your Patreon. You guys are all so fun to listen to. More Sox content, and i'll definitely say stay subscribed maybe throw some stuff on the ground and casually step on them also love that you guys entertain stuff like this i think oh wait that's
Starting point is 00:03:17 the one that i think we already that was a comment right oh this is the one that okay hello i enjoy that one a lot y'all are a funny group of guys, and I like how open the conversation is. If someone wanted to buy your socks, would you sell them for how much? What are your shoe sizes, and are they indicative of penis size? Hypothetically, of course.
Starting point is 00:03:41 If you guys were to think Bigfoot, Big Dick, what's like the first shoe size? He's got a big wiener. 12. I don't have a big penis then. What do you think the average height is? 5'9".
Starting point is 00:03:56 I shatter that. If you're 5'9", 5'10", what's your shoe size? 9 or 10? 8. I wear a 10.5 or an 11. My? Like a 9 or a 10? 8, yeah. I wear like a 10.5 or an 11. Well, my girl wears a 9, which is a 7 in men, so probably a 7 for that average height then.
Starting point is 00:04:12 No. 5'9". She's not 5'9". Well, I'm saying if you're 5'9", you probably have women's feet. No. No. I would say 9 or 10 is probably average. I think there's some short dudes with big feet.
Starting point is 00:04:24 I think if you're 10.5, 11, it could go either way. 10 and a half, 11, you're like, oh, maybe he does have a big feet. So Bo's on that cusp, 10 and a half and 11. Yeah. That's what it is. Yeah. Okay. I've also worked 10 and a half.
Starting point is 00:04:35 My dick is kind of on the cusp, too. I'm an 11. I sometimes say I'm above average. Maybe some days I am. Maybe I pumped it up one day. Well, last time I watched Manswers, shout out to Spike TV, 5.3 was the American average. I don't believe that.
Starting point is 00:04:50 And I'm above that. What guy have you ever talked to that says they have a 5-inch penis? None. What guy tells the truth about their wieners? Me. He's got a pump. Well, I measured fresh out the pump. Everything is enhanced with this guy.
Starting point is 00:05:04 You can't trust him. Yeah. You can't trust him. Very valid point. You can't trust him. Two and a half Cialis in me, and then I measured my penis from the bottom. So, obviously, it's not true. That's what I would do. Everybody says six.
Starting point is 00:05:17 What size are you? I'm an 11. 11? Almost pretty standard. Okay. There's a few basketball shoes I need like 10 and a half but yeah pretty much 11 and you're saying you know you're rocking a little bit of extra meat right yeah well some came in the mail for my 22nd birthday yeah i got like he's stuck by that 22nd birthday yeah it's like three quarters
Starting point is 00:05:35 of an inch an inch just overnight it's hard to believe yeah i was just looking down my wiener one night i was like oh my god half, my God. Half chub is, you know, just there, but like half an inch bigger. I just know you. You know what I mean? You know it's true. Yeah, I know. You know when I get a little bit of blood in the tank. I know you get blood in the tank often.
Starting point is 00:05:56 There's no question about it working. Yeah. But it growing on your 22nd birthday. You grow, what, until you're 25? Like an angel kisses you. No, that's not true. Like an angel kisses you. No, that's not true. Like an angel kisses you on the head and cures you of MS.
Starting point is 00:06:09 MS, CP. Three-fourths of an inch more. Easy. There you go. It's an apology. It was an apology makeup for the CP early on. I don't buy it, dude. He said, hey, have a couple of more meats.
Starting point is 00:06:21 Show me the video. Show me the clam hands. Show me something Maybe I'll maybe start wrapping my files in my garage. I will find it tonight before you guys leave I promise Fuck you. I would sell my socks 100% Oh, that was the question Yeah, if you pay shipping they they have to tell us what they want because do you want clean socks? Do you want dirty I mean I'll give them to you if you want clean socks? Fuck no, they don't want clean socks. They want dirty socks. Why? Do you want dirty?
Starting point is 00:06:45 I mean, I'll give them to you. If you want fresh off the gym socks, I got you. There's different levels. It's, hey, fresh off the gym. Hey, jujitsu gym. I wore them all day, too. Aren't you barefoot jujitsu? Yeah, but you still put the socks back on.
Starting point is 00:06:59 I keep the socks back on, though. That's false advertisement. I'm just saying, it depends what you guys want, but I mean, for a price. I would sell them. There's not much I wouldn't do for a price. Price, though? Like, what is that, though? To mail somebody a pair of your socks?
Starting point is 00:07:10 Before we answer, I think we ought to look up the market. Men's use socks. Well, I'm thinking low numbers right now. I'm thinking... Obviously, you got to cover the cost of the socks. Cost of the socks? Yeah. Socks are kind of expensive, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:07:24 Three pack is like Twenty Thirty Like twenty thirty bucks For a good pair of socks You're averaging Six and a half bucks Yeah
Starting point is 00:07:31 For a sock Quarter whatever Now I gotta pay for the shipping Give me sixteen bucks Plus shipping Ten total dollars And that's just cost That's
Starting point is 00:07:39 Not to mention all the work I'm putting in To dirty these fuckers up So I'm thinking thirty bucks That's fair Ten dollars for the cost Of all this Like the socks and the shipping, and then $20 for me. Yes, because you deserve it. I deserve it.
Starting point is 00:07:51 You got sweaty in those socks. I deserve it. We're close. I deserve it. What did you say? $30? I like $30. I was going to say $35.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. You like $35. I do. It's such a good number. Yeah. It's a weird one.
Starting point is 00:08:04 What is sold for $35? Nothing. I'm different. You are different. I do. It's such a good number. Yeah. It's a weird one. What is sold for 35 bucks? Nothing. I'm different. You are different. I'm one of a kind. Carter, hit it. It's going to be sick. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:08:16 I'll wait for it. You actually have it memorized too. Where's that? It's pretty impressive. Yeah. I'm different. There it is. That's me.
Starting point is 00:08:23 All right. So if you guys are interested in buying somebody's socks specifically. I want to know who. Go ahead and let us know. Who's socks do you want? We'll get you their information so you guys can exchange payment and they can mail you their socks. If it's not me, though, don't write in because I'll feel bad. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:08:42 I've been hearing a lot about Bo's feet. I've been hearing a lot about Bo's feet and I'm been hearing a lot about Bo's feet, and I'm kind of getting offended. Carter will come to us on the side and just let us know. Because I'm just sensitive in that way. So just let us know. I just want them to care about my feet. I thought the tattoos were going to be a huge hit. Oh, no, they are, dude.
Starting point is 00:09:02 If you don't like these feet, you're not looking hard enough. You're not into like club feet that's maybe one of the people we played volleyball with found our show because they follow you on instagram right maybe yeah actually they like me a lot they do like me a lot better now i'm feeling better okay that makes more sense you guys get right in let's let's hear let's hear who you want to see. All right. Carter, take us into our first real topic. All right. So I wanted to know if you guys could describe your perfect hedonistic day. Hedonistic.
Starting point is 00:09:33 Can you define that for me? Wake up. Like, what drugs do you want to do? Like, no repercussions. What food do you want to eat? Sex. You're saying there's no negative, no repercussions. I want to wake up to a blowjob for sure.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Got it. That's how we start. I'll imagine a better way your day could start. Okay. What are you thinking after that? Because you said you got it. Well, I know what I would do. I want to know what you would do.
Starting point is 00:09:57 I don't know. Poe is so impressionable, you can't give him a first answer. Yeah, that's so true. He just morphs to what you say. Literally, that's all I'm here for. I think what he's able to do is put his put himself in the picture like you know what yeah he's so good at paraphrasing i would do that dude college graduate i wake up i go on a run i meditate i don't you know i'm i'm doing this i don't know what that's like i don't
Starting point is 00:10:16 that's that's your perfect thing though is to wake up meditate and go on a run it feels great yeah so that's your answer no that's not true it's the opposite of that. Okay, so what is it? Maybe do a little Coke. I don't know. Yeah. Definitely breakfast. I need breakfast. Yeah, you need breakfast.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Cook for me, breakfast in bed. Once in a lifetime thing, you need breakfast. Okay, Logan, you guys come up with an exact plan for your day. Logan, you already have yours. Hedonistic day. Yeah. As bad as I can be. Maybe as bad as you can be.
Starting point is 00:10:46 And there's nothing wrong with it. Nothing wrong. I feel better the more bad shit I do. Everybody feels better. Okay. Wake up. Cocaine. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Off the rip. Right away. Bingo. Start running around the house. You know what I mean? Naked. Yes. That's what I was going to say.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Another bump. Go. Uh-huh. Go outside. Off a hood. Doesn know what I mean? Naked. Yes. That's what I was going to say. Another bump. Go. Uh-huh. Go outside. Off a hood. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter yet. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:11 I get hungry. Breakfast. Do you eat, though, when you're doing that? I eat all the time, dude. Okay. I eat just anything. Anything bad. 4,000 calories of bacon.
Starting point is 00:11:23 You eat. At once. I think it'd be pancakes for me. I'm talking everything. I want the whole shop. calories of bacon you eat. At once. I think it'd be pancakes for me. I'm talking everything. I want the whole shop. Then what? Go to a rave in the middle of the day. Like a warehouse rave.
Starting point is 00:11:33 10.30 a.m. Ecstasy, go. Do that, do that, do that. When I'm coming down, more cocaine. Come up. Start drinking. Drinking. I want to do an orgy, but without the consequences.
Starting point is 00:11:47 What are those consequences of an orgy? Like, if I ever know any of them, I don't want to really know them. You know what I mean? I want to be in an anonymous one. It's a random. There's a group of 10 that are close, and you're the random. At the rave, I met them. And there's...
Starting point is 00:11:59 Oh, I can't say that. There's... Yes. Uh-huh. Yes. Yes. You can say that. I can't say that.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Why not? This is your most... Two of them. Two. Then I go to a massage parlor. Get jerked off after. After. You still got some in the tank.
Starting point is 00:12:17 After it, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Fuck. Anyway, it's 3 p.m. at this point. It is 3 p.m. Yeah. I mean, if you can do anything. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's their one day. It's point it is 3 p.m yeah i mean if you if you can do anything you
Starting point is 00:12:26 know what i mean yeah it's their one day it's your last day on earth heroin oh i that would for sure do heroin give me heroin for the rest of the day just not off how long does that last every time it stops i'll go again okay heroin until midnight because because meth uh is also tight apparently okay so i would do just also the rest of the drugs for the day i've already got my Until midnight. Because meth is also tight, apparently. Okay. So I would do just also the rest of the drugs for the day. I forgot the cum out of me, the venom. Yeah. It is poison.
Starting point is 00:12:52 It's drug time. Ladies need to help us out. Any one of them. Yeah. Maybe PCP just start flipping cars over. Okay. I don't know. How about you? Dude, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:13:02 That was great. Yeah, I don't know. You've thought about this before. I don't think I can compare to that. Definitely wake up, right? Okay. You have to do that, yeah. Probably just beat my own meat.
Starting point is 00:13:15 I know what I like. I don't want to be bothered. Okay. Empty house, just me. That's fair. My brand new house. It's just me in here. Just you?
Starting point is 00:13:21 Yep. No puppies. What are you watching? Nothing on the TV? Are you on something on the TV? What channel are you Just you? Yep. No puppies. What are you watching? Nothing on the TV? Are you on something on the TV? What channel are you going to? Alex Eubank. Nobody's going to understand that.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Someone pull up a clip. Crap in a picture right there. I mean, some kind of artistic stuff so I can connect. Like who? Bob Ross. Hedonistic? This is not, no. i'm thinking just more of like a human where are you going for heat you you want to go wake up have a beer go fishing that's what you want to do yeah okay it is hedonistic just camping you want to wake up i wake up that's what it is. I wake up middle of Oregon.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Right? I find a pond right next to my house. You're in a cabin. Yep. I'm butt naked. Bitches all around. Okay. 10 of them.
Starting point is 00:14:13 Okay. In your room. Naked bitches. Starting. 60 actually. Shout out to Future. 60 naked bitches. No exaggeration.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Okay. What are the demographics of them? You name it. All of them. All of it. Okay. I can't pick and choose shout out to Uzi
Starting point is 00:14:26 okay and after I'm done jerking my own meat yeah in the room yeah showing them
Starting point is 00:14:34 you're not good enough for this no they're watching yeah it's just me they're paying $3.50 each
Starting point is 00:14:39 each for the show yeah I leave go fish uh huh there you go catch a toad.
Starting point is 00:14:45 How long? Six hours. Okay. What do you do with the fish when you catch it? I fuck them all over. You ever heard of Crazy Nick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crazy Nick.
Starting point is 00:14:54 I'm fishing for carp and carp only. And the ones with the tightest mouths. I'm hooking. Okay? Foul hooking, whatever I can do to pull this. Whatever you're getting. Yep. Fucking every carp I can.
Starting point is 00:15:05 And the bitches are still watching. All 60 of them. They're watching. Butt naked, right? Again. Begging. Yeah. Catch another one, please.
Starting point is 00:15:11 We want to watch you fuck the fish. Yeah. Leave that. They all start cooking for me. It is now 2 p.m. 2 p.m. They all cook lunch for me. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Each of them. I pick the best one. 60 lunches. Yep. I pick the best of them. Okay. 60 lunches. Each of them. I pick the best one. 60 lunches. Yep. I pick the best of them. 60 lunches. Bite of each.
Starting point is 00:15:29 60 bites. I'm full. Can't even eat the best one. I get mad, right? So mad. I jerk it again in front of them. So mad. None of them get to touch me.
Starting point is 00:15:41 They just stay away. And come back. Definitely hop on the computer, right? Got it. Got to play. away. And, um, come back. Definitely hop on the computer, right? Got it. Got to play. Yeah. It's fuck Brandon for at least 30 minutes.
Starting point is 00:15:54 Just saying whatever I can. He can hear me, but he can't. I'm, I got him deafened. He can't, can't talk back. Um, and he has to listen to you.
Starting point is 00:16:02 Yes. Yes. Yeah. Go to the gym. Bench 315 for no reason. Just all of a sudden, I'll throw it on. 315 clean. This is your heating day.
Starting point is 00:16:12 60 bitches watching me. Butt naked in the gym. Bench 315. Then I go home. Do they cheer? Oh, like a fucking parade. Confetti everywhere. And I'm still naked. Butt naked, right?etti everywhere. Yeah. And I'm still naked.
Starting point is 00:16:25 Okay. I'm butt naked, right? Okay. Come home. The whole time? Yeah. The whole day I'm butt naked. Do you have like a pump hang the whole day?
Starting point is 00:16:31 Half chub. Yeah. I'm basically, you know, four and a half, five flaccid. I look like Ben Affleck in Gone Girl. That's how you looked the whole time? Mm-hmm. Just fucking beefed up. Good for you.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Just hanging. Yeah. Come home. Beat it again. Make them watch one last time. Mm-hmm. Then I go to bed. Okay. Just hanging. Yeah. Come home. Beat it again. Make them watch one last time. Then I go to bed. Okay. Final day.
Starting point is 00:16:50 That's your perfect day. Perfect. Did you guys rehearse this? Did you write this down? Did Carter tell you, like, hey, get a story? Like, that was good. Thanks. That was good by both of you.
Starting point is 00:16:59 I thought about this a lot. I didn't think he could take it to another level. And he kind of took it to another level. Yeah. Yeah. I just love the future. I'm over here getting a take it to another level. He kind of took it to another level. I just love the future. I'm over here getting a blowjob and eating pancakes.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Would you shove your dick through a pancake maybe? Maybe. We knew a girl who ate a donut off a penis. We went to high school with him actually. Ate a donut off a penis? This was in high school? Put it over. She said, you know I like blowjobs and I like donuts. That in high school put it over she said you know i like blowjob
Starting point is 00:17:26 and i like donuts so that's the word for word but she said i mean donuts are great she was calling them dough jobs actually nice just giving them out she didn't say that that's my i'm on credit i came up with that she did not say that all right thanks carter what's next bo you don't you'll have anything else for the rest of your day? I'm going to skip. I don't know what this is. All right. Let me hold that. All right. So, Andrew, you had an interesting thought about how our parents seem to think money doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Yeah. Not even just parents, just old people. All the boomers, right? Oh, money isn't everything. This and that. Happiness. Fuck you. No, it's not.
Starting point is 00:18:01 That's because when they were alive, they could go get a job and pay for a house and, and three kids. Yep. Yeah. Now we go get a job and we can't even pay like half our rent for gas. Yeah. So, I mean,
Starting point is 00:18:13 it's completely different times. Yeah. I just wanted to clarify that, you know, it's not true. And money is in fact, everything. It's not everything,
Starting point is 00:18:21 but it's a lot. It's a lot. It's a good majority of things. And it'll make most of your problems go away yeah you guys know me i'm very you know very big into philosophy and all this and um is that what i know you for no you're big in that i was just i was just thinking and i just thought of this right now um but it's money isn't everything. Right? Are you with me? Money isn't everything.
Starting point is 00:18:49 Unless you don't have it, right? You already know the VODs. Is that Tony? That's me. Volleyball. Oh. Y'all know the VODs. You can't tell.
Starting point is 00:19:01 So money isn't everything until you don't have it. You know, and that's just, it's true. That's important my theory is most of the people that make a lot of money they don't establish a really good like they don't establish good relationships and friendships first this is true so then they get money and then they want people to hang out like they find people that only want to hang out. So then they get money and then they want people to hang out. They find people that only want to hang out with them because they have money. Dude, can somebody else come on the show? I don't want to do this anymore, man.
Starting point is 00:19:34 He's so mean to you, dude. Yeah, it's crazy. It's all about relationships, money, and love. I'm saying, imagine being rich and not having any friends. Then you're not going to have any fun. I don't think he'd have that much fun. That's where I'm at right now. I don't think he'd have that much fun that's where I'm at right now I don't think
Starting point is 00:19:45 he'd have that much fun money is so cool imagine it was just you and Brandon and that was all why would it be Brandon because nobody likes you because I'd be the lowest
Starting point is 00:19:53 exactly because nobody likes you you get to deal with it because that's the only guy and you're getting to that point you're kind of just throwing all your friends out you don't have many friends left
Starting point is 00:20:02 I'm just getting rich and you're a piece of shit to your friends that are still around but Bo's talking about himself you're one of many friends left I'm just getting rich and you're a piece of shit to your friends that are still around but Bo's talking about himself you're one of three friends in third person I'm one of his three friends
Starting point is 00:20:10 like real friends how many friends do you actually have and you're a piece of shit to me man not many dude I've got like a full list
Starting point is 00:20:18 no you don't my friends list is full actually is it overfilling overfilling okay no the crazy thing is if you ask any of his friends
Starting point is 00:20:25 about him he'd be like fuck Andrew. And this is this is a shout out Chris Brown dude Bo's hating and he's not
Starting point is 00:20:29 he can't even get in. Not even on the list. I feel that. Ridiculous. I get that. Yeah. But who does he call when he needs shit moved?
Starting point is 00:20:38 You know he needs help. He calls me. Yeah. When he needs like an actual favor who does he call? He calls me. I call Yes Man.
Starting point is 00:20:44 You know? Yeah. You know who was here the next day after? after my friends we were all partying in the new house carter was here we're just we're going crazy this is nuts but uh yeah money talking about money how what was the that or the thought well i mean it was andrew's thought basically how like you always grow up hearing like oh like don't worry about money like happiness is so important family this and that i could see that being true partly true ways yeah like but could you imagine being poor and just having your family if you you're happy, money will elevate that. You come home to a debt collector note for you addressed to your name,
Starting point is 00:21:29 but your mom is like, hey, how was work? You just finished scrubbing the floors of a warehouse. Oh my God, honey, I made dinner for you. How was work? You're going to love that, right? Family is everything.
Starting point is 00:21:41 I wouldn't like that that much. Family is everything. I wouldn't like that that much. How cool everything. I wouldn't like that that much. How cool would it be coming home to a $30,000 check for a bi-weekly period and your mom's even at your house?
Starting point is 00:21:53 Nobody's at your house. It's just you. It's you and a pet fucking tiger that you bought in cash. I'm seeing where you're going with this. Sounds kind of cool. Sounds kind of cool.
Starting point is 00:22:03 Better than family. There's kind of cool better than family There's a balance in the two there is a balance the balance for sure I would definitely say being on the rich side with problems is better than being on the poor side with yeah Yeah, I would agree with that to 60 40 at least I'd say 70 30. Yeah easy. Okay easy Yeah, just wanna make sure you guys understand how important money is. Yeah. Thank you for teaching me. Uh-huh. And all you guys out there. So your parents say that?
Starting point is 00:22:29 Or your mom says that? Tell me your mom says that, please. Growing up? Yeah, for sure. Growing up, definitely. I remember hearing that from everybody. Everybody I knew. Whether it was like teachers, parents, uncles.
Starting point is 00:22:41 I think that's just a lie they want to tell themselves because they're not making money. And there's a lot of people who lie to themselves. Yeah, literally. It's people who don't have money that don't know that it is everything. Yeah. Like all this sadness and shit that you wake up with all the time,
Starting point is 00:22:53 it just goes away if you have so much money. That's not true. That's not true at all. I think there's a lot of people. Are you sad? Are you okay? No, I need money. Because I know you're broke right now.
Starting point is 00:23:02 I got a new house. Yeah. Yeah. What was it? Oh, I think a lot of people now. I got a new house. Yeah. Yeah. What was it? Oh, I think a lot of people. It's not going to help. I think a lot of people will tell people things about themselves. Like we're saying the money thing,
Starting point is 00:23:14 like your English teacher telling you, like you don't need money. You don't need money. Projecting. Yeah, you make 40K a year. That's why you don't need it. But like in other things, like in everything.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. A lot of people, you got to be careful who you take your advice from. Yeah, exactly. Because they're probably just projecting. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:23:30 I think I saw that a lot. Well, I'm still alive, so you don't have to have a bunch of money. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's very common. I want a lot of money. Same. A lot.
Starting point is 00:23:43 I could lose a couple of family members that I'm not, you know, closest with for not like they die, but just, you know, not talk to them. How are you going to make your money then? There's a trade off.
Starting point is 00:23:54 I'll make some kind. Okay. Their life. Illuminati's type stuff. Yeah. Their life and your money. Uh huh. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:24:00 Yeah. Sorry, Matt. All right. Um, so I wanted to know if you guys have ever thought about um whether well i guess i'm gonna ask it like this what comes first the porno girl or the porno girl look because you know how all like girls who do porn kind of have that same look porno girl like empty yeah like what comes from
Starting point is 00:24:26 oh i was thinking style you're talking like do do they already do they already look like that before they go to porn or does the porn give them that look i think the porn gives them that look yeah i think there's a little bit like a hint you can see a little bit and then then it just goes down i've definitely seen some actresses at the start of their career and it just it dwindles you follow through through each um season cinematic yeah you know peace but cinematic peace the the porn girl has to come first because they were just or they were already doing that and not getting paid for it. Well, like when porn came out, there was not a porn look, you know? But everybody who did porn just happened to have the same look.
Starting point is 00:25:12 There wasn't a porn look yet. You just had to be, you know, a hoe. I think now, in this day and age too, there's more different... There's different niches. Types of porn, yeah. Of porn. So it's like depends on the one you're going down. If it's the couple's porn, they still have the light in their eyes.
Starting point is 00:25:26 That's fair. Like the amateur couples you're saying? Yeah. They still have a twinkle. They're not totally dead yet. Maybe they're not as excited about it anymore. You don't see a lot of their faces, though, either. It's true.
Starting point is 00:25:40 But still, it's just not the same as a nine-piece gangbang. You can't be the same after that. No way you can walk out of the room the same person. I just don't think that that does much good for some people. They say they enjoy it, so I don't know. You have to. I think a lot of the time it's the drugs. I think a lot of them are on pretty hard drugs too.
Starting point is 00:26:02 Yeah. Just to get through it. Pretty heavy partiers, I would assume. Yeah too yeah just to get through it pretty pretty heavy part years i would assume yeah and just to deal with your life so i would say uh you lose the twinkle in your eye carter that's that's my that's my thought you definitely have to lie though and say you love it yeah because if you don't same way you lie about everything else you get one you get one question well why are you still getting nine piece gangbangs if you don't love it you know what i mean the money yeah you can't say that that's selfish family is more important than money
Starting point is 00:26:28 i do it for my family yeah they don't get it i get that that makes sense to me so porn girl or porn look what was the question what came first is porn looked at the dead eye yeah or is it like their style i mean they're they're yeah their style their whole everything the whole yeah the whole thing like a porn girl for sure you see a girl on the street and you go oh i feel like she does porn i don't ever think that porn is it grouped into only fans okay. Yeah. It's a little more relatable. That makes more sense. Oh, she's an OnlyFans girl. Yeah. Porn came first on that case, I think, for OnlyFans. Hey, you guys answer so then I can kind of gauge what we're asking
Starting point is 00:27:14 because I still don't understand. I don't really understand either. I'm just impressionable, so I went with his answer. Do you think a girl, like, she doesn't develop that look until after she starts doing the porn? Or do you think she just already has that look? Can I have an example? Yeah, we need the TV. Can I have an example of what a porn girl specifically, like, do I think she...
Starting point is 00:27:37 Like, first shoot versus 300th shoot, maybe? Or, like, just give me a star. I'm like, did she always look like that? Did I think she was going to do porn? I have a girl on Instagram that I kind of think about it now. I'm like, yeah, she gives me the porn look. She doesn't do it. Pull that up when you get a chance.
Starting point is 00:27:54 We'll look after her. We'll side by side it. Yeah, I'll show you after. Anybody? I just know like a couple girls from high school, but they still look the same. Okay. Okay. Well, we'll move look the same. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Well, we'll move. I don't know. Great question. Great question. So talking about, have you guys ever had an experience where you're talking about an old story with your girl and suddenly you realize that the girl you're talking about wasn't her in the story? Oh, yeah. Not me.
Starting point is 00:28:24 No, I have. her yeah in the story oh yeah not me yeah no i have but uh i have convinced myself more than once that it was that girl after the fact because you're never wrong and convinced her as well i feel like he definitely tried to get her didn't try did it's just like you're a bad dude terrible like was it and then it's like no it't have been. It had to have been her. And then from then on, it was her. It was the right girl. That's just all it is. It's one quick decision, and then it's forever that.
Starting point is 00:28:55 That's a great way of thinking. Yeah. That's a great way of thinking. That's cool, man. You've never been in the doghouse because of it? Oh, I have. No, I got a tongue snake. It wasn't my girl. I feel like i've done that i keep doing this too
Starting point is 00:29:09 you just need to tweak a little bit of your words it wasn't my girl i'm trying to think i've done it with like the wrong people before or differently somebody else but like there was a time where i we were talking about having a threesome like me and this girl having a threesome such a good day for me so i was like it was like uh yeah like we were so me and my girlfriend at the time we're talking about having a threesome with this one girl let's call her joanna we're talking about having a hot name joanna joanna and then out of nowhere i said god it'd be yeah i just i'd love to see you and cassie cassie but like in the middle of conversation we never mentioned cassie cassie cassie was never in the conversation and it was
Starting point is 00:30:01 very obvious i've been thinking about Cassie. There's been some predetermined correlation between Logan and Cassie. And so when it was brought up... He confirmed it. Yeah. So it was like, I said Cassie, and he's like,
Starting point is 00:30:19 we're looking at each other. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. And that wasn't good. Nothing but'm so sorry. That wasn't good. Nothing but to eat it. You just have to put a gun in your mouth. That one's tough. That's not the same thing as like, oh, do you remember when we went
Starting point is 00:30:36 here? I've never been there. No, I'm imagining having sex with someone else right now. That's way worse. That's tough. it was pretty cool i don't think i've ever had that i mean i only had one girl so i didn't really do much before that yeah you wouldn't really get confused yeah you guys never did it you never did anything with other girls that you would do for either without a doubt is you were yeah you were sad on that one
Starting point is 00:31:02 yeah who is this? Dude, I swear I come here to get bullied. It's okay. I get it. I get it. I get it. Even Carter's jumping in. I love it, dude.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Minus an easy target. Oh, my God. I love it. See how dead his face was, too, like looking for like, man. Who? At least people want pictures of my feet. I'm going to stop. Jesus. Thank God my feet. Jesus. Thank God.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Somebody wants you. Reese really likes this part of the episode. Yeah, I know. It's okay. Oh my God. All right, Carter,
Starting point is 00:31:35 what's next? All right. Uh, speaking of bullying, uh, do you guys think bullying has a place in society? Yes. So 100%,
Starting point is 00:31:42 100%. Absolutely. More kids need to be bullied nowadays. Everybody's soft. Yeah. This is good. You come at me, I'm like, okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:31:50 You just learn to not care. You learn not to do it anymore. You learn not to care. You always care. That shit always hurts, and I know it hurts you. I know it does, dude, and it's okay.
Starting point is 00:32:02 He was the runt before. He's doing it again. I've been through it, it man a lot for 10 years well it hurts when you're 16 but that's when you change you're like okay i don't want to do this but they change too i'm not getting 16 year old jokes anymore i'm getting 25 year old jokes yeah there's not much you do that would actually hurt my feelings i could hurt your feelings a lot bo i could hurt everybody's okay try it out i'm good at it i'm not gonna do it he is pretty good he's good at it he's good he's good at it but it's it's so important because i dude i got brandon's fat ass in the gym i don't that's good i don't think okay that's a that's a good point
Starting point is 00:32:35 but like i don't like there is certain yeah no he's dude i'll be on discord and it's like okay that was funny stop you're so mean and it's like, okay, that was funny. Stop. You're so mean. And it's just another one. Okay, dude, that was enough. That was good. And then the guy's just silent. And then he comes with another one. I'm like, dude, relax.
Starting point is 00:32:54 You won. You got it, man. You should have seen us in Ohio. It was literally like him on his stupid fucking chair, hunchback. Yeah, literally. Spent out on the couch. Pants down the ankles. In your balls.
Starting point is 00:33:07 Scratching my balls. In a tool belt. And I was just like saying the most hateful shit to each other just for three hours. But neither one of us is paying attention to the conversation. Like Logan's playing Clash and I'm playing League and we're just like, dude, your family's inbred. And then he's like, we're like Googling stats of like Filipinos being inbred versus like white people being inbred. Just like that.
Starting point is 00:33:28 But like for hours. And like every day. And then after that, for like hours, we'd just slowly walk into the same room together and go to bed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:39 We'd also invite each other to play Clash side by side. 3 a.m. Just like, you want to get on? Yeah. We're going to be up at 7. We're used to that.
Starting point is 00:33:47 We can take that. That's just our normal. But not many people can take the jokes that he comes with. I just brush it off like whatever. I did come back from Ohio. I don't think I really saw him for like three months. And you felt great, right? And it was like, I need this.
Starting point is 00:33:58 I need to not be around this guy because I fucking hate him right now. He was just mad that he was coming all over my bathroom floor that's all it was i never came once in a while you felt guilty i came out of hilton a handful of times disgusting dude that's it but that is like a clear indication of like if i can somewhat think that you're like an adult and can handle like being around me as if i like fuck with you or not. That's true. Like new people I don't fuck with because I'm like
Starting point is 00:34:27 I understand my power and how absolute power corrupts absolutely. This guy with the philosophy is insane man. I get that and I don't want to like you know make somebody
Starting point is 00:34:39 drive home and just You also have to be able to read the room and when somebody's obviously like really mad already just stop. Yeah but you're just take the win. You when somebody's obviously like really mad already, just stop. Yeah, but you're specifically talking about Brandon here, and Brandon could eat shit.
Starting point is 00:34:49 You do it to Mario too sometimes. It's like there's just certain things. There's certain jokes you don't make. You would never joke about personal like family. There's shit you don't say. And he says it. And he says it. And I'll be in there like, oh my God.
Starting point is 00:35:06 Oh my God. There's certain ones for sure. Like if people died, all right, maybe not. No, that's in play for you. That's in play.
Starting point is 00:35:15 I can think of one right now. Yes, all right. There is one time I do remember. Someone died that day. Literally that day. And you were grilling this guy
Starting point is 00:35:24 for hours online. It's your fault. What do you want me to do? You should have gone to jail. Literally that day. And you were grilling this guy for hours online. It's your fault. What do you want me to do? You should have gone to jail. Okay. Whatever. I am a harsh word crafter. You're great with your words.
Starting point is 00:35:34 You're very good with your words. To the question, I think bullying also helps in a shitty way of stopping weird behavior. Shit that's not going to help you in your life actually. Like if you run everywhere, maybe you're going to keep running everywhere. Maybe it's like a weird thing you do, but like. It's now where I was going.
Starting point is 00:35:54 You start getting made fun of it. You know, you're like, maybe I'll drive. Or no. I'm talking about you talking to class. A kid who like runs with a suitcase. To class.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Oh. You know what I mean? Ten minutes early, but man, does he want to fucking sit down first. That's what Logan's talking about. Granted, I don't think that kid gets... Yeah, it's been a while for you. He's been out of school for 20 years. I think that 20-year reunion.
Starting point is 00:36:21 It's not even a joke. He's actually had his 20-year reunion. Is it last year? No, it's this year. joke he's actually had his 20 year reunion is it last year this year yeah oh my god i was waiting for logan's laugh that that kid okay that that kid's not a good example but like just a weird kid just like don't be so not not everything should be accepted to me i agree like i get you know sure you want to fucking play your poke wine or whatever at school but it's like when you're 30 and you want to like do it on your lunch break it's probably time to cut that
Starting point is 00:36:57 shit out it's time to stop you should have been bullied when you were younger and know hey this is for at home stuff like that i'm trying to find more examples of where bullying would be good. I think you could bully your friends. Eating glue is probably a good one. Like if you got your friend into the gym by bullying him. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a plus. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Brandon lost, what, 10, 15 pounds? For like a month. I stopped bullying him and he stopped going. Brandon, you're fat. Get back in there. This was over COVID, though. He was going to the gym during COVID? Yeah, in one of his friend's garages.
Starting point is 00:37:28 No, this was like, was it actually over COVID? Yeah, he was going to somebody's garage. Okay. I got fucking jacked in a garage. Brandon used to be like an all-state football player. He was actually good. Like, actually good. Running back.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Awards and just running back. He set state records. Yeah. He could find a hole. Not anymore. Not anymore, man. What happened? He got said state records. Yeah. You could find a hole. Not anymore. Not anymore, man. What happened? He got fat and ugly.
Starting point is 00:37:49 Yeah. Literally. And then what? He needed me to push him out of it. So I was there as his guider. His warden. I also think we bullied you so much that that helped you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:59 Not even just you guys. Everybody. I used to say that you had polio. Yes. What else? There was a lot of that. That your body was so little. I was so little.
Starting point is 00:38:13 I was. I said you had whole body polio is what it was. Full body polio I had. Full body polio. Yeah. Have you ever seen any videos of us when he was doing that documentary from us, like, in high school? Yeah. Dude, it's bad.
Starting point is 00:38:29 Uh-huh. I know. I would just tell you how bad it was. Yeah. Uh-huh. So, without that, I would have never known. You still have a little bit of a hunchback, but it's okay. That's just because I have, like, this big chest that just drags me down.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Is that what it is? Yeah. Okay. Is that what it is? Yeah. okay. Is that what it is? Yeah. I need to do some more like weird notes or something. No, it's probably just
Starting point is 00:38:48 being on the computer all day. That makes sense. I think that one makes more sense. Work and play is computer involved. I know, but the thing is you're kind of turning into your dad a little bit.
Starting point is 00:38:56 I love my dad. Yeah. You want to be like him? Just like him. I'm going to start dyeing my beard. That's a good idea. Just like him. Wait, does he dye his beard?
Starting point is 00:39:05 Yeah. My dad's gray as fuck in the hair. I like the gray look. I like the gray look too. I like the gray look a lot. He calls himself more handsome George Clooney. So kind of like you, like how you say more handsome Brad Pitt. I don't say more handsome.
Starting point is 00:39:16 I just look like Brad Pitt. I don't have Brad Pitt beat, but we're close. Like a 9 to 10 ratio. 53-year-old Brad Pitt, you have him close? Not even. No, no, no. Prime Brad Pitt. Yeah, 25, 20, 25 to 30 Brad Pitt.
Starting point is 00:39:32 I'm there. You're competing with that guy. I'm there. Yeah. I haven't beat. He's inching on me, but I'm right there with him. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Yeah. Let that one sink in for a little bit. That's good to know. Let that sink in. We should pull up Troy from like Brad Pitt and Troy and then Drew right next to him. Yeah. See how close those two are. But like make sure it's a good picture of me.
Starting point is 00:39:52 Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. Give me your best picture. Yeah. It doesn't show your lazy eye. Give me your best picture. I have a lazy eye, but one definitely is like.
Starting point is 00:39:59 A little droopier than the other. One's more open than the other. Are you getting that disease? No, I've had it my whole life i'm not i'm not getting it oh just i'm staring at a computer all day man yeah i always stare like this fuck you just you just have like a lazy looking face you know no okay i don't i think it's just one eye is my face lazy yeah it looks pretty lazy to me yeah you could just you can't compare to brad pitt, that guy does not have a lazy face.
Starting point is 00:40:25 No, Brad's got a lazy face too. I've never seen that in a lot of movies and stuff. What was this question? I don't know. Bullying. Bullying if it's important to society. I love Brad Pitt,
Starting point is 00:40:35 so you can't come at Brad Pitt like that. You guys love me too. Don't do that. Don't ruin Brad Pitt for me. Carter, can you think of any good bullying reasons? I mean, I think, yeah yeah like you said
Starting point is 00:40:47 it keeps people from having weird behavior that's true the guys doing the TikTok dances that needs to be bullied that's a good thing that's a good one my nephew's doing it I don't really care about the kid who runs to class I care about that shit
Starting point is 00:41:00 don't do that that's a better example I'm gonna start making hate videos making fun of just little kids about that shit. Yes. Let's cut that shit out. Don't do that. That's a better example. Yeah. I'm going to start making, yeah, start making hate videos. Making fun of just little kids. Alternate account.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Look how stupid I am. Start bullying. You dumbass eight year old. Go get a job. Those are those things that you're going to look, in 10 years, you'll look back on and be like,
Starting point is 00:41:18 oh my God, I did that. I'm going to create a burner account. I did that. You only do that if you were bullied for it. Literally.
Starting point is 00:41:22 Otherwise, you're like, oh man, I remember how fun it used to be. No way. Yes. There's no way. Literally. Otherwise, you're like, oh, man. I remember how fun it used to be. No, there's no way. Yes. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Yes. No way you don't look back and like, oh, I saw it. If you don't change, why would you think what was cool when you were younger is not cool anymore? I don't think so. I don't think so. I look back on our old videos. Yeah, it's interesting that you want to bully TikTok kids because didn't you make a grind on me video? I was just about to say that.
Starting point is 00:41:43 You made. See what I'm saying? He did. If you had that video, for the? I was just about to say that. You made. See what I'm saying? He did. If you had that video, for the love of fucking God, pull that in. So when Vine was a thing. God, shit. Look how embarrassed he is about it. Look how embarrassed he is about it.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Do you remember when it would come in grind on me and you'd go to like a handstand into like fucking the ground? Logan did one of those. No. Me, Zach, and Taylor did one. Me, Zach, and Taylor did one. Me, Zach, and Taylor. Those kids are rich now and I'm fucking close.
Starting point is 00:42:10 I don't care. Fuck you, dude. I bet neither one of them have that video. I bet. You want to know what happened though? We got fucking ass at school. No.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Everyone was fucking losing it. I swear to God, ask Carter. 90 comments. It was the time where they figured out the term bless this man's DNA. That's when that shit came out. 89 times.
Starting point is 00:42:31 So why would you never do it again? Do it right now. I'll sing it for you. It was only hot to 12-year-olds. And I was 12 at the time. Oh, okay. That's fair. It was 8th grade or 7th grade summer. One of the two. But when you see That's fair. It was eighth grade or seventh grade summer. One of the two.
Starting point is 00:42:46 But like when you see a 12-year-old doing that, how do you feel? Like you want to bully him. Yeah. Yeah. It goes against what you just said. No. Yeah, you were saying if you did it then, you would think it's cool now. No one bullied me.
Starting point is 00:43:01 No, you definitely have been bullied in your life for shit like that. You've seen how stuff like that. I haven't been bullied for shit like that. That was the one time it happened. You maybe know, but other people, yes, you've seen it. You're like, damn. Don't let him do this to you right now. I don't want to see what's happening.
Starting point is 00:43:17 I knew in my own brain that that was a bad idea. Yeah. Like very shortly after. Probably right after you post, you're like, damn. Did I really just do that? Someone else did. I think it was Taylor. But you thought after. Probably right after you post, you're like, damn, did I really just do that? Someone else did. I think it was Taylor. But you thought about it
Starting point is 00:43:27 until the feedback came in, right? No. No, you thought it was cool off rip. I didn't, we were just fucking around and we did it.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Uh-huh. And then, that's okay. That's kind of funny. And then, you're joking around. And then, because we were in Carter's room
Starting point is 00:43:40 eating quesadillas, dude. Who gives a fuck? DCT's. Yeah. And then, what happened posted it it was good shit blowing up and then like within six months we're like yeah that shit is fucking
Starting point is 00:43:51 dumb taylor take that shit down it also doesn't help that like because then what happened that was the same year i got the homecoming and one of the kids did it on the carpet and you're like and he was like a senior and i was like yeah it's not cool anymore that was cool for like 30 seconds yeah but i mean i mean it's not like you were like your average student though like you always had like clout from like middle school coming up like that's just it's different you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah i get that yeah i mean it definitely fades get it. But it's like the good old days. Yeah. The eighth grade year.
Starting point is 00:44:28 It's different. Yeah. Now, if you were like Bowen school and you did that, you're getting burned to the bottom of the stake. Honestly, they probably would have loved it. I mean, yeah. I don't know how you were young. I don't know you in high school. Do you know how young you looked?
Starting point is 00:44:41 I mean, I feel like if I wanted to, I could have got a lot of girls in high school. You were like 5'6", 5'7", and like really little. Not by my junior year. Junior of high school. We're talking eighth grade. Oh,
Starting point is 00:44:51 we're talking eighth grade. Oh yeah, no, not in eighth grade. Yeah, it's, I was like 5'4", 11.
Starting point is 00:44:55 You would get cooked. Oh yeah, 100%. And then you'd never do it. You'd never do it again. Yeah, that's what we're, yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:02 Bow, they're bragging about peaking in middle school right now. No, I know. I'm not bragging. Nobody's peaking. Drew. I never did it. Not even close.
Starting point is 00:45:11 I never did it. I just think bowling is very good. It is good for society. You can't say it's... I think it's good. There's obviously a balance to everything. So they can be taken too far. I don't think you should bully people for you to be a healthy balance.
Starting point is 00:45:23 Not my bowling. Not his. Yeah, it's too far. Mine's a close-knit bowling. Some kids need to learn hey you know that's just not the right behavior like you know maybe this isn't cool okay cool you can look back and not regret all these decisions that i'm making yeah like when you see like videos on like tiktok or whatever and you see like delete this comments cool do that that is fine't, you know. Don't hate mail them. Yeah, you don't have to completely. Don't comment every video.
Starting point is 00:45:48 Hey, why did you do that on this video two weeks ago? Yeah. Die. You know, that's what I would do. There's like levels. That's crazy to me that people see a video they dislike and comment on it. Oh, yeah. That's wild to me.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Yeah. It's so much time. Like it's. I'll see something I don't like. I'm just like, whatever. I don't want to see that. I'm going to go right out a hole. Next. Yeah. Yeah. it's, I'll see something I don't like, I'm just like, whatever, I don't want to see that. I'm not going to go right out a hole. Stupid next.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. Like, there are certain things I've seen, like, I remember seeing a video,
Starting point is 00:46:14 it's like a 10 year old girl, and she's like, you know, recording herself, thinks she's pretty, and like, the comments were horrible. Horrible.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Yeah. I'm like, dude, this girl's tank. Yeah, chill. Like, that's,
Starting point is 00:46:23 you know, you can get bullied a little bit. 17 year old, like pretty boy. Fuck him up. Yeah. Don't come after her. She's 10 years old.
Starting point is 00:46:29 19 maybe. I don't know what the age gap is. No, you're 16. You're free game. Yeah. You're free game. You can get that.
Starting point is 00:46:35 Sure. You're old enough. You can join the army. Basically. You can drive a car. You can get bullied. Yeah. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:46:40 If you hit puberty, you can get bullied before that. Let leave the kids alone. Yeah. Do their thing. That's true. Let a child be a child. that's cool okay all right um lastly uh i wanted to know what about using condoms in in our in the world we live in today do you guys think uh you guys think condoms have a place in our society. I've never been a condom guy.
Starting point is 00:47:08 I haven't had much sex but I've never been a condom guy. Yeah man. Come on here. And I want to know what is the limit that you can say that I have not had that much sex? Because I feel like it's a loose term being thrown around in here. You were dating the love of your life right for
Starting point is 00:47:23 eight months? That's fair. You're going to give me eight months life right for what eight months ish that's fair you're gonna give me eight months was it not eight months yeah no it's like almost right on eight months no yeah i mean technically officially what was it we seven eight or nine you guys had sex what four times a week minimum minimum probably yeah because sometimes you have well you guys fought at least twice a week so there's two times at least every time we had sex it'd be at least three times three pumps really no like we would go like three rounds yeah i come quick but i keep going animal i come quick but i can keep going i know that game i pride myself so you've had a bunch of sex just then though that was only a nine month period you got to think from zero to 23 i
Starting point is 00:48:04 wasn't having any sex. But if you're thinking nine months with 12 times a week, that's a lot of sex. And then I could have counted with the women that I did have sex with from 23 to 27. Like, it was not that many. You can remember that? It was with different women, but it was never consistent. Was it less than 20? Never consistent.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Probably. It was probably around 20. So I had all my sex. And then you get dropped into the sex pool head first. Learning from you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Thank God for that.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Yeah, not great. There was good stuff in there. There was some decent material. There was some decent material that I took. Some stuff that I had to learn on my own the hard way. Brain assault, you know. And I feel like I improved my, I'm ready to go now i did i'm good we helped you out character development man really yeah that's all it takes is you need your reps yeah i just
Starting point is 00:48:52 i'm not i it was great you know the first time i could have just most of the time we had sex that my three minutes and done cool then i'm done i'm cool i could relax yeah i didn't want to go the other 30 minutes i really didn't like for the round two and three yeah you know it's for her if you get three rounds off in 30 minutes that is so impressive yeah holy shit yeah can you do that am i telling you i taught you the thing was am i lazy you are you are he he's coming but he's not trying to it's an accident so he stops the foul yeah literally I taught you the
Starting point is 00:49:27 what's the muscle it's your pelvic floor the pelvic floor muscles are very important you didn't teach me that I did teach you that and the thing is I brought it up on discord
Starting point is 00:49:36 to you guys and you guys made fun of me for it that's so stupid you can't hold your come in you can't do that so the thing is you did you literally did that
Starting point is 00:49:43 and then now you're the one preaching it it's not me it's Zach it's Zach if you don't let it out you don't let it out you keep going you can just go again literally so that is that what you do is you count three rounds yeah do you full come and then you can i can full come and then go again but i need a little bit of time yes 100 yeah but if you full come where like you're satisfied from that come you need to you need a minute i've heard if you don't think about it you can just back to back it like no problem like if you don't think like oh man starting to get soft i gotta keep going then it's gonna die
Starting point is 00:50:14 100 yeah but if you can avoid that mental game yeah if you're so into it that you just want to keep you know just taking that baloney pony all the way to fuck town, then you're probably going to just be fine. Maybe not at full strength, but you'll get past it. Enough to where it's not bending. Yeah. But I've been there quite a bit. What the fuck was this question, by the way?
Starting point is 00:50:37 I've been there where you come and just go right back to it. Yeah. And you're chilling. Recently? No, and there's times. Like 16. There's enjoyment in that. No, recently.
Starting point is 00:50:48 That's love. I've been doing what you're doing. I've been on that train. No, and it can make it more fun for longer. Like, you can go the second round and still be like, okay, get enjoyment out of it. Then, like, the third is like, okay, let's be done. My dick is dry heaving. It hurts.
Starting point is 00:51:03 Dry heaving. That's good. That makes me not want to do that. No, it's hurts. That's good. That makes me not want to do that. No, it's cool. That's cool. Dry heaving out of your penis. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Yeah. I think it's fine. I remember I came a bunch on accident, but I didn't like fully. Just a bunch came out. Yeah. It was just like a bunch shot out. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:51:20 that wasn't it. Like if that was my, if that was it, I'm pissed right now. It's an interlude. You got more. Yeah, it was literally just all substance. I've been taking zinc. So, you know, a lot's coming out.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Big zinc buildup. Okay. But then I was like, okay, well, I'm just going to think really hard about it. Okay. And we'll go again. Or just not think about it. I think that's the thing. You got to focus about what's going on instead of like oh man stay hard yeah i think
Starting point is 00:51:50 about that you're gonna lose strong brain me never i just i'm ready for bed after yeah it's because when you come though you're you're letting you're just like yeah you're like i get so hot too man i get so hot you sweaty person person? You get hot? No. Like my, yeah, not to the point where I'm sweating, but like I can feel like my whole body get hot afterwards. Like now that I'm not thinking about sex. So now you're just more aware of how your body temperature is. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:18 I was just, you know, knuckled down on top for 25 minutes straight. I get that. I get that now. I'm burning. Let me that now. I'm burning. Let me just lay here for a second. I hate when, like, I've been in a position like that where, like... And it hurts to go the other way?
Starting point is 00:52:31 Well, no, it's just like I'm almost shaking. But I... You can't stop. But also, you can't be shaking while going to work. You know what I mean? Can you imagine?
Starting point is 00:52:40 Because, like, if you look... Like, if you're, like... Like, your eyes are closed, basically, because you can't see me. And you're like, oh, man, this feels are closed basically you can't see me and you're like oh man this feels so good and you see them and they're just fucking struggling to stay afloat you're like oh fuck like it's fine we could change this up like it feels good but you're working on your core chill out yeah so that's fun that's a fun yeah what was? I have no idea. It was just using condoms. Oh, condoms. Yeah, never.
Starting point is 00:53:07 Never even talked about it. I get tested pretty often, at least once a year. I think I used condoms regularly until I was 21. Been just trusting people on the honor system. Yeah, 21, 22 system. You know? Yeah, 21, 22 maybe. You been tested? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:30 All right. You know? It's fair. I get that. I never asked growing up. I would just think, well, you're not gonna have sex with me knowing you have something, right? They will.
Starting point is 00:53:43 It's honor code, you know? I know plenty of them that will yeah thank god i never met any of those yeah so lucked out there condoms are you know not very cool but i always had them i think i used them in like when i was i was scared of pregnancy is like yeah it was never like really an STD thing for me it was more of a pregnancy thing it was a pregnancy thing for me too
Starting point is 00:54:08 yeah but it's cause we're both so young that we couldn't have had sex with other people yet you know what I mean yeah he was older than us oh yeah
Starting point is 00:54:19 by a significant amount did you ever when you were starting out were you a condom guy or no? um it was always like but you were called I, did you bring you a condom guy or no? It was always like, I would have one, but they just didn't want it. They're like,
Starting point is 00:54:30 no, you don't need it. Okay. Why am I going to say, no, I need to wear it. Okay. You don't want me to wear it. I won't wear it. Well, thinking back,
Starting point is 00:54:37 do you feel, do you still feel that way? There's a couple where I probably would have wore it. Yeah. A couple. Just after like going through the sexual experience. If you could pause and zoom out. Like you said you're yeah when you're in the moment anything's going anything's going so you know especially when i hadn't had that many times okay i'm not
Starting point is 00:54:56 gonna ask any questions right now yeah not gonna bite the hand that's feeding me yeah fuck Bo screaming let's go in his head okay well thanks for tuning in this week sorry about the last five minutes we our main camera died so
Starting point is 00:55:17 we cut that it wasn't very great no I didn't I didn't say anything you guys but I started recording with my phone so
Starting point is 00:55:23 we'll have some stuff but tune in next week fuck you Jimmy it was fully charged No, I didn't say anything to you guys, but I started to record it with my phone, so we'll have some stuff. But tune in next week. Fuck you, Jimmy. It was fully charged. Tune in next week, and we'll be back with some more stuff. Man, that's crazy. He died that fast? That's why I asked him, because...

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