Who Knows? Who Cares. - Condoms Are a Utility of the Past.
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Don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants.
Okay, that's good.
Don't lie.
Yeah.
Wait a second.
That bitch.
I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now?
I didn't.
I didn't.
You know what?
Go say it.
Here we go.
Are you fully bricked up after kissing?
No, you're not.
Oh, my other toe.
I can't even touch you.
Man. man we've heard that 35 times 30 a little more than that to be honest yeah a couple of retakes maybe how was your guys first couple episodes
terrible we have those we had like a different voice yeah they might still be on soundcloud
we we had like a different persona going on yeah well what was that i don't even remember i don't want to talk
about it yeah it's like we're we were like speaking some kind of jive we were talking like
we thought it was great well the thing is is i didn't notice until i listened to it back
i was like dude i'm i think it was whatever that's not me whatever game we were playing or
just being on discord all the time we were just talking like that yeah i don't know it was bad
i'm glad we deleted all that yeah no i wiped everything yeah it's gone everybody's watching
guys who watch nobody's getting those unless you download them from soundcloud like i have like a
clip or two of you saying like this girl wanted you to hit her i was like she wants to hit it
yeah that that's the only
thing i have yeah that was weird for me yeah i did it though you did it yeah i hit her she asked
for it yeah number 35 we're back um it's been a long time you know a couple weeks maybe two weeks
but we're here two weeks it's like a week and a half oh no we did on yeah two weeks
we want to recognize all of our new patreon members this last week we got quite a few more maybe two weeks, but we're here. Two weeks. It's like a week and a half. Oh no, we did on, yeah, two weeks.
We want to recognize all of our new Patreon members this last week.
We got quite a few more.
Yeah.
Don't know where you guys are coming from,
but we appreciate you.
Whoever's fucking spreading the word,
keep it going.
You know, we're trying to hit a million pretty soon.
You could enlighten us on like how the community works.
I didn't realize it was so big.
I would,
yeah,
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Give us some wants.
Like,
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Just so we can better suit what your needs and what you guys. How do we land on your doorstep is what I was so big. Yeah, we want to know a little bit about you. Give us some wants. Like, what do you guys want? Just so we can better suit your needs and what you guys...
How did we land on your doorstep is what I want to know.
Yeah, because we're completely new to this thing,
and we're getting new buyers.
Yeah.
And so...
We're all for it.
Yeah, we want to just extra appreciate you guys for supporting us,
and hopefully you get us to number 36 next week speaking of uh
showing some appreciation we got a very interesting email uh this week and i wanted to share it with
you guys they are asking for some pretty explicit stuff so i want to know if you guys would be
well andrew was saying his new year's deal was 350 last week right asking for some pretty explicit stuff. So I want to know if you guys would be willing to participate.
Well, Andrew was saying his New Year's deal was $350 last week, right?
You were offering a New Year's deal?
I think it was $250, right?
No, it was $350.
He was $500.
You talked him down to $350.
You said, oh, then yeah, $350.
Yeah, that's fine.
He's pretty open to a lot of things.
That's for a come show on Discord.
I'm going to keep names out, but just signed up for your Patreon.
You guys are all so fun to listen to.
More Sox content, and i'll definitely say stay subscribed maybe throw some stuff on the ground and casually step on them also love that you guys entertain stuff like this i think oh wait that's
the one that i think we already that was a comment right oh this is the one that okay hello i enjoy
that one a lot y'all are a funny group of guys,
and I like how open the conversation is.
If someone wanted to buy your socks,
would you sell them for how much?
What are your shoe sizes,
and are they indicative of penis size?
Hypothetically, of course.
If you guys were to think Bigfoot, Big Dick,
what's like the first shoe size?
He's got a big wiener.
12.
I don't have a big penis then.
What do you think the average
height is?
5'9".
I shatter that.
If you're 5'9", 5'10",
what's your shoe size?
9 or 10?
8.
I wear a 10.5 or an 11. My? Like a 9 or a 10? 8, yeah.
I wear like a 10.5 or an 11. Well, my girl wears a 9, which is a 7 in men,
so probably a 7 for that average height then.
No.
5'9".
She's not 5'9".
Well, I'm saying if you're 5'9", you probably have women's feet.
No.
No.
I would say 9 or 10 is probably average.
I think there's some short dudes with big feet.
I think if you're 10.5, 11, it could go either way.
10 and a half, 11, you're like, oh, maybe he does have a big feet.
So Bo's on that cusp, 10 and a half and 11.
Yeah.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
Okay.
I've also worked 10 and a half.
My dick is kind of on the cusp, too.
I'm an 11.
I sometimes say I'm above average.
Maybe some days I am.
Maybe I pumped it up one day.
Well, last time I watched Manswers, shout out to Spike TV,
5.3 was the American average.
I don't believe that.
And I'm above that.
What guy have you ever talked to that says they have a 5-inch penis?
None.
What guy tells the truth about their wieners?
Me.
He's got a pump.
Well, I measured fresh out the pump.
Everything is enhanced with this guy.
You can't trust him. Yeah.
You can't trust him.
Very valid point.
You can't trust him.
Two and a half Cialis in me, and then I measured my penis from the bottom.
So, obviously, it's not true.
That's what I would do.
Everybody says six.
What size are you?
I'm an 11.
11?
Almost pretty standard.
Okay.
There's a few basketball shoes I need like 10 and a half but yeah pretty much 11 and you're
saying you know you're rocking a little bit of extra meat right yeah well some came in the mail
for my 22nd birthday yeah i got like he's stuck by that 22nd birthday yeah it's like three quarters
of an inch an inch just overnight it's hard to believe yeah i was just looking down my
wiener one night i was like oh my god half, my God. Half chub is, you know, just there, but like half an inch bigger.
I just know you.
You know what I mean?
You know it's true.
Yeah, I know.
You know when I get a little bit of blood in the tank.
I know you get blood in the tank often.
There's no question about it working.
Yeah.
But it growing on your 22nd birthday.
You grow, what, until you're 25?
Like an angel kisses you.
No, that's not true. Like an angel kisses you. No, that's not true.
Like an angel kisses you on the head
and cures you of MS.
MS, CP.
Three-fourths of an inch more.
Easy.
There you go.
It's an apology.
It was an apology makeup for the CP early on.
I don't buy it, dude.
He said, hey, have a couple of more meats.
Show me the video.
Show me the clam hands.
Show me something
Maybe I'll maybe start wrapping my files in my garage. I will find it tonight before you guys leave I promise
Fuck you. I would sell my socks 100%
Oh, that was the question
Yeah, if you pay shipping they they have to tell us what they want because do you want clean socks?
Do you want dirty I mean I'll give them to you if you want clean socks? Fuck no, they don't want clean socks. They want dirty socks. Why? Do you want dirty?
I mean, I'll give them to you.
If you want fresh off the gym socks, I got you.
There's different levels.
It's, hey, fresh off the gym.
Hey, jujitsu gym.
I wore them all day, too.
Aren't you barefoot jujitsu?
Yeah, but you still put the socks back on.
I keep the socks back on, though.
That's false advertisement.
I'm just saying, it depends what you guys want, but I mean, for a price.
I would sell them.
There's not much I wouldn't do for a price.
Price, though?
Like, what is that, though?
To mail somebody a pair of your socks?
Before we answer, I think we ought to look up the market.
Men's use socks.
Well, I'm thinking low numbers right now.
I'm thinking...
Obviously, you got to cover the cost of the socks.
Cost of the socks?
Yeah.
Socks are kind of expensive, to be honest.
Three pack is like
Twenty
Thirty
Like twenty thirty bucks
For a good pair of socks
You're averaging
Six and a half bucks
Yeah
For a sock
Quarter whatever
Now I gotta pay for the shipping
Give me sixteen bucks
Plus shipping
Ten total dollars
And that's just cost
That's
Not to mention all the work
I'm putting in
To dirty these fuckers up
So I'm thinking thirty bucks
That's fair
Ten dollars for the cost Of all this Like the socks and the shipping, and then $20 for me.
Yes, because you deserve it.
I deserve it.
You got sweaty in those socks.
I deserve it.
We're close.
I deserve it.
What did you say?
$30?
I like $30.
I was going to say $35.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fair.
You like $35.
I do.
It's such a good number.
Yeah.
It's a weird one.
What is sold for $35? Nothing. I'm different. You are different. I do. It's such a good number. Yeah. It's a weird one. What is sold for 35 bucks?
Nothing.
I'm different.
You are different.
I'm one of a kind.
Carter, hit it.
It's going to be sick.
It's okay.
I'll wait for it.
You actually have it memorized too.
Where's that?
It's pretty impressive.
Yeah.
I'm different.
There it is.
That's me.
All right.
So if you guys are interested in buying somebody's socks specifically.
I want to know who.
Go ahead and let us know.
Who's socks do you want?
We'll get you their information so you guys can exchange payment and they can mail you their socks.
If it's not me, though, don't write in because I'll feel bad.
That's what I'm saying.
I've been hearing a lot about Bo's feet.
I've been hearing a lot about Bo's feet and I'm been hearing a lot about Bo's feet, and I'm kind of getting offended.
Carter will come to us on the side and just let us know.
Because I'm just sensitive in that way.
So just let us know.
I just want them to care about my feet.
I thought the tattoos were going to be a huge hit.
Oh, no, they are, dude.
If you don't like these feet, you're not looking hard enough.
You're not into like club feet that's maybe one of the people we played volleyball with
found our show because they follow you on instagram right maybe yeah actually they like me a lot
they do like me a lot better now i'm feeling better okay that makes more sense you guys
get right in let's let's hear let's hear who you want to see. All right. Carter, take us into our first real topic.
All right.
So I wanted to know if you guys could describe your perfect hedonistic day.
Hedonistic.
Can you define that for me?
Wake up.
Like, what drugs do you want to do?
Like, no repercussions.
What food do you want to eat?
Sex.
You're saying there's no negative, no repercussions.
I want to wake up to a blowjob for sure.
Got it.
That's how we start.
I'll imagine a better way your day could start.
Okay.
What are you thinking after that?
Because you said you got it.
Well, I know what I would do.
I want to know what you would do.
I don't know.
Poe is so impressionable,
you can't give him a first answer.
Yeah, that's so true.
He just morphs to what you say.
Literally, that's all I'm here for. I think what he's able to do is put his put himself in the picture like
you know what yeah he's so good at paraphrasing i would do that dude college graduate i wake up
i go on a run i meditate i don't you know i'm i'm doing this i don't know what that's like i don't
that's that's your perfect thing though is to wake up meditate and go on a run it feels great yeah
so that's your answer no that's not true it's the opposite of that. Okay, so what is it?
Maybe do a little Coke.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Definitely breakfast.
I need breakfast.
Yeah, you need breakfast.
Cook for me, breakfast in bed.
Once in a lifetime thing, you need breakfast.
Okay, Logan, you guys come up with an exact plan for your day.
Logan, you already have yours.
Hedonistic day.
Yeah.
As bad as I can be.
Maybe as bad as you can be.
And there's nothing wrong with it.
Nothing wrong.
I feel better the more bad shit I do.
Everybody feels better.
Okay.
Wake up.
Cocaine.
Okay.
Off the rip.
Right away.
Bingo.
Start running around the house.
You know what I mean?
Naked.
Yes.
That's what I was going to say.
Another bump. Go. Uh-huh. Go outside. Off a hood. Doesn know what I mean? Naked. Yes. That's what I was going to say. Another bump.
Go.
Uh-huh.
Go outside.
Off a hood.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter yet.
Okay.
I get hungry.
Breakfast.
Do you eat, though, when you're doing that?
I eat all the time, dude.
Okay.
I eat just anything.
Anything bad.
4,000 calories of bacon.
You eat.
At once.
I think it'd be pancakes for me.
I'm talking everything. I want the whole shop. calories of bacon you eat. At once. I think it'd be pancakes for me. I'm talking everything.
I want the whole shop.
Then what?
Go to a rave in the middle of the day.
Like a warehouse rave.
10.30 a.m.
Ecstasy, go.
Do that, do that, do that.
When I'm coming down, more cocaine.
Come up.
Start drinking.
Drinking.
I want to do an orgy, but without the consequences.
What are those consequences of an orgy?
Like, if I ever know any of them, I don't want to really know them.
You know what I mean?
I want to be in an anonymous one.
It's a random.
There's a group of 10 that are close, and you're the random.
At the rave, I met them.
And there's...
Oh, I can't say that.
There's...
Yes.
Uh-huh.
Yes.
Yes.
You can say that.
I can't say that.
Why not?
This is your most...
Two of them.
Two.
Then I go to a massage parlor.
Get jerked off after.
After.
You still got some in the tank.
After it, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Anyway, it's 3 p.m. at this point.
It is 3 p.m.
Yeah.
I mean, if you can do anything. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's their one day. It's point it is 3 p.m yeah i mean if you if you can do anything you
know what i mean yeah it's their one day it's your last day on earth heroin oh i that would
for sure do heroin give me heroin for the rest of the day just not off how long does that last
every time it stops i'll go again okay heroin until midnight because because meth uh is also
tight apparently okay so i would do just also the rest of the drugs for the day i've already got my Until midnight. Because meth is also tight, apparently. Okay.
So I would do just also the rest of the drugs for the day.
I forgot the cum out of me, the venom.
Yeah.
It is poison.
It's drug time.
Ladies need to help us out. Any one of them.
Yeah.
Maybe PCP just start flipping cars over.
Okay.
I don't know.
How about you?
Dude, I don't know.
That was great.
Yeah, I don't know.
You've thought about this before.
I don't think I can compare to that.
Definitely wake up, right?
Okay.
You have to do that, yeah.
Probably just beat my own meat.
I know what I like.
I don't want to be bothered.
Okay.
Empty house, just me.
That's fair.
My brand new house.
It's just me in here.
Just you?
Yep.
No puppies.
What are you watching?
Nothing on the TV? Are you on something on the TV? What channel are you Just you? Yep. No puppies. What are you watching? Nothing on the TV?
Are you on something on the TV?
What channel are you going to?
Alex Eubank.
Nobody's going to understand that.
Someone pull up a clip.
Crap in a picture right there.
I mean, some kind of artistic stuff so I can connect.
Like who?
Bob Ross.
Hedonistic? This is not, no. i'm thinking just more of like a human where are you going for heat you you want to go wake up have a
beer go fishing that's what you want to do yeah okay it is hedonistic just camping you want to
wake up i wake up that's what it is. I wake up middle of Oregon.
Right?
I find a pond right next to my house.
You're in a cabin.
Yep.
I'm butt naked.
Bitches all around.
Okay.
10 of them.
Okay.
In your room.
Naked bitches.
Starting.
60 actually.
Shout out to Future.
60 naked bitches.
No exaggeration.
Okay.
What are the demographics of them?
You name it.
All of them.
All of it.
Okay.
I can't pick and choose
shout out to Uzi
okay
and
after I'm done
jerking my own meat
yeah
in the room
yeah
showing them
you're not good enough
for this
no they're watching
yeah
it's just me
they're paying
$3.50
each
each
for the show
yeah
I leave
go fish
uh huh
there you go
catch a toad.
How long?
Six hours.
Okay.
What do you do with the fish when you catch it?
I fuck them all over.
You ever heard of Crazy Nick?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Crazy Nick.
I'm fishing for carp and carp only.
And the ones with the tightest mouths.
I'm hooking.
Okay?
Foul hooking, whatever I can do to pull this.
Whatever you're getting.
Yep.
Fucking every carp I can.
And the bitches are still watching.
All 60 of them.
They're watching.
Butt naked, right?
Again.
Begging.
Yeah.
Catch another one, please.
We want to watch you fuck the fish.
Yeah.
Leave that.
They all start cooking for me.
It is now 2 p.m.
2 p.m.
They all cook lunch for me.
Okay.
Each of them.
I pick the best one.
60 lunches.
Yep.
I pick the best of them.
Okay. 60 lunches. Each of them. I pick the best one. 60 lunches. Yep. I pick the best of them.
60 lunches.
Bite of each.
60 bites.
I'm full.
Can't even eat the best one.
I get mad, right?
So mad.
I jerk it again in front of them.
So mad.
None of them get to touch me.
They just stay away.
And come back. Definitely hop on the computer, right? Got it. Got to play. away. And, um, come back.
Definitely hop on the computer,
right?
Got it.
Got to play.
Yeah.
It's fuck Brandon for at least 30 minutes.
Just saying whatever I can.
He can hear me,
but he can't.
I'm,
I got him deafened.
He can't, can't talk back.
Um,
and he has to listen to you.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Go to the gym.
Bench 315 for no reason.
Just all of a sudden, I'll throw it on.
315 clean.
This is your heating day.
60 bitches watching me.
Butt naked in the gym.
Bench 315.
Then I go home.
Do they cheer?
Oh, like a fucking parade.
Confetti everywhere.
And I'm still naked. Butt naked, right?etti everywhere. Yeah. And I'm still naked.
Okay.
I'm butt naked, right?
Okay.
Come home.
The whole time?
Yeah.
The whole day I'm butt naked.
Do you have like a pump hang the whole day?
Half chub.
Yeah.
I'm basically, you know, four and a half, five flaccid.
I look like Ben Affleck in Gone Girl.
That's how you looked the whole time?
Mm-hmm.
Just fucking beefed up.
Good for you.
Just hanging.
Yeah.
Come home.
Beat it again. Make them watch one last time. Mm-hmm. Then I go to bed. Okay. Just hanging. Yeah. Come home. Beat it again.
Make them watch one last time.
Then I go to bed.
Okay.
Final day.
That's your perfect day.
Perfect.
Did you guys rehearse this?
Did you write this down?
Did Carter tell you, like, hey, get a story?
Like, that was good.
Thanks.
That was good by both of you.
I thought about this a lot.
I didn't think he could take it to another level.
And he kind of took it to another level.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just love the future. I'm over here getting a take it to another level. He kind of took it to another level. I just love
the future. I'm over here getting a blowjob
and eating pancakes.
Would you shove your
dick through a pancake maybe? Maybe.
We knew a girl who ate a donut
off a penis.
We went to high school with him actually.
Ate a donut off a penis?
This was in high school? Put it over.
She said, you know I like blowjobs and I like donuts. That in high school put it over she said you know i like blowjob
and i like donuts so that's the word for word but she said i mean donuts are great she was
calling them dough jobs actually nice just giving them out she didn't say that that's my i'm on
credit i came up with that she did not say that all right thanks carter what's next bo you don't
you'll have anything else for the rest of your day? I'm going to skip. I don't know what this is.
All right.
Let me hold that.
All right.
So, Andrew, you had an interesting thought about how our parents seem to think money doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Not even just parents, just old people.
All the boomers, right?
Oh, money isn't everything.
This and that.
Happiness.
Fuck you.
No, it's not.
That's because when they were alive, they could go get a job and pay for a house and,
and three kids.
Yep.
Yeah.
Now we go get a job and we can't even pay like half our rent for gas.
Yeah.
So,
I mean,
it's completely different times.
Yeah.
I just wanted to clarify that,
you know,
it's not true.
And money is in fact,
everything.
It's not everything,
but it's a lot.
It's a lot.
It's a good majority of things.
And it'll make most
of your problems go away yeah you guys know me i'm very you know very big into philosophy and
all this and um is that what i know you for no you're big in that i was just i was just thinking
and i just thought of this right now um but it's money isn't everything. Right? Are you with me?
Money isn't everything.
Unless you don't have it, right?
You already know the VODs.
Is that Tony?
That's me.
Volleyball.
Oh.
Y'all know the VODs.
You can't tell.
So money isn't everything until you don't have it.
You know, and that's just, it's true. That's important my theory is most of the people that make a lot of money
they don't establish a really good like they don't establish good relationships and friendships
first this is true so then they get money and then they want people to hang out like
they find people that only want to hang out. So then they get money and then they want people to hang out. They find people that only
want to hang out with them because they have money.
Dude, can somebody else come on the show?
I don't want to do this anymore, man.
He's so mean to you, dude.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's all about relationships, money, and love.
I'm saying, imagine being rich and not
having any friends. Then you're not going to have any
fun. I don't think he'd have that much fun.
That's where I'm at right now. I don't think he'd have that much fun that's where I'm at right now
I don't think
he'd have that much fun
money is so cool
imagine it was just
you and Brandon
and that was all
why would it be Brandon
because nobody likes you
because I'd be the lowest
exactly
because nobody likes you
you get to deal with it
because that's the only guy
and you're getting to that point
you're kind of just
throwing all your friends out
you don't have many friends left
I'm just getting rich
and you're a piece of shit
to your friends
that are still around but Bo's talking about himself you're one of many friends left I'm just getting rich and you're a piece of shit to your friends that are still around
but Bo's talking about himself
you're one of three
friends in third person
I'm one of his three friends
like real friends
how many friends
do you actually have
and you're a piece of shit
to me man
not many
dude I've got
like a full list
no you don't
my friends list is full actually
is it overfilling
overfilling
okay
no
the crazy thing is
if you ask any of his friends
about him
he'd be like
fuck Andrew.
And this is
this is a shout out
Chris Brown dude
Bo's hating
and he's not
he can't even get in.
Not even on the list.
I feel that.
Ridiculous.
I get that.
Yeah.
But who does he call
when he needs shit moved?
You know he needs help.
He calls me.
Yeah.
When he needs
like an actual favor
who does he call?
He calls me.
I call Yes Man.
You know?
Yeah. You know who was here the next day after? after my friends we were all partying in the new house
carter was here we're just we're going crazy this is nuts but uh yeah
money talking about money how what was the that or the thought well i mean it was andrew's thought
basically how like you always grow up hearing like oh like don't worry about money like happiness is
so important family this and that i could see that being true partly true ways yeah like but
could you imagine being poor and just having your family if you you're happy, money will elevate that. You come home to a debt collector note
for you addressed to your name,
but your mom is like,
hey, how was work?
You just finished scrubbing the floors of a warehouse.
Oh my God, honey,
I made dinner for you.
How was work?
You're going to love that, right?
Family is everything.
I wouldn't like that that much.
Family is everything.
I wouldn't like that that much. How cool everything. I wouldn't like that that much.
How cool would it be
coming home
to a $30,000 check
for a bi-weekly period
and your mom's even at your house?
Nobody's at your house.
It's just you.
It's you and a pet fucking tiger
that you bought
in cash.
I'm seeing where you're going with this.
Sounds kind of cool.
Sounds kind of cool.
Better than family. There's kind of cool better than family
There's a balance in the two there is a balance the balance for sure
I would definitely say being on the rich side with problems is better than being on the poor side with yeah
Yeah, I would agree with that to 60 40 at least I'd say 70 30. Yeah easy. Okay easy
Yeah, just wanna make sure you guys understand how important money is. Yeah. Thank you for teaching me.
Uh-huh.
And all you guys out there.
So your parents say that?
Or your mom says that?
Tell me your mom says that, please.
Growing up?
Yeah, for sure.
Growing up, definitely.
I remember hearing that from everybody.
Everybody I knew.
Whether it was like teachers, parents, uncles.
I think that's just a lie they want to tell themselves because they're not making money.
And there's a lot of people who lie to themselves.
Yeah, literally.
It's people who don't have money
that don't know that it is everything.
Yeah.
Like all this sadness and shit
that you wake up with all the time,
it just goes away if you have so much money.
That's not true.
That's not true at all.
I think there's a lot of people.
Are you sad?
Are you okay?
No, I need money.
Because I know you're broke right now.
I got a new house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What was it? Oh, I think a lot of people now. I got a new house. Yeah. Yeah. What was it?
Oh, I think a lot of people.
It's not going to help.
I think a lot of people will tell people things about themselves.
Like we're saying the money thing,
like your English teacher telling you,
like you don't need money.
You don't need money.
Projecting.
Yeah, you make 40K a year.
That's why you don't need it.
But like in other things,
like in everything.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
A lot of people,
you got to be careful who you take your advice from.
Yeah, exactly.
Because they're probably just projecting.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
I think I saw that a lot.
Well, I'm still alive, so you don't have to have a bunch of money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think that's very common.
I want a lot of money.
Same.
A lot.
I could lose a couple of family members that I'm not,
you know,
closest with for not like they die,
but just,
you know,
not talk to them.
How are you going to make your money then?
There's a trade off.
I'll make some kind.
Okay.
Their life.
Illuminati's type stuff.
Yeah.
Their life and your money.
Uh huh.
That's cool.
Yeah.
Sorry,
Matt.
All right.
Um,
so I wanted to know if you guys have ever thought about um
whether well i guess i'm gonna ask it like this what comes first the porno girl or the porno girl
look because you know how all like girls who do porn kind of have that same look porno girl like empty yeah like what comes from
oh i was thinking style you're talking like do do they already do they already look like that
before they go to porn or does the porn give them that look i think the porn gives them that look
yeah i think there's a little bit like a hint you can see a little bit and then then it just
goes down i've definitely seen some actresses at the start of their career and it just it dwindles you follow through through each um
season cinematic yeah you know peace but cinematic peace the the porn girl has to come first
because they were just or they were already doing that and not getting paid for it.
Well, like when porn came out, there was not a porn look, you know?
But everybody who did porn just happened to have the same look.
There wasn't a porn look yet.
You just had to be, you know, a hoe.
I think now, in this day and age too, there's more different...
There's different niches.
Types of porn, yeah.
Of porn.
So it's like depends on the one you're going down.
If it's the couple's porn, they still have the light in their eyes.
That's fair.
Like the amateur couples you're saying?
Yeah.
They still have a twinkle.
They're not totally dead yet.
Maybe they're not as excited about it anymore.
You don't see a lot of their faces, though, either.
It's true.
But still, it's just not the same as a nine-piece gangbang.
You can't be the same after that.
No way you can walk out of the room the same person.
I just don't think that that does much good for some people.
They say they enjoy it, so I don't know.
You have to.
I think a lot of the time it's the drugs.
I think a lot of them are on pretty hard drugs too.
Yeah.
Just to get through it.
Pretty heavy partiers, I would assume. Yeah too yeah just to get through it pretty pretty heavy part
years i would assume yeah and just to deal with your life so i would say uh you lose the twinkle
in your eye carter that's that's my that's my thought you definitely have to lie though and
say you love it yeah because if you don't same way you lie about everything else you get one
you get one question well why are you still getting nine piece gangbangs if you don't love
it you know what i mean the money yeah you can't say that that's selfish family is more important than money
i do it for my family yeah they don't get it i get that that makes sense to me so porn girl or
porn look what was the question what came first is porn looked at the dead eye yeah or is it like their style i mean they're they're yeah
their style their whole everything the whole yeah the whole thing like
a porn girl for sure you see a girl on the street and you go oh i feel like she does porn i don't
ever think that porn is it grouped into only fans okay. Yeah. It's a little more relatable. That makes more sense. Oh, she's an OnlyFans girl.
Yeah.
Porn came first on that case, I think, for OnlyFans.
Hey, you guys answer so then I can kind of gauge what we're asking
because I still don't understand.
I don't really understand either.
I'm just impressionable, so I went with his answer.
Do you think a girl, like, she doesn't develop that look until after she starts doing the porn?
Or do you think she just already has that look?
Can I have an example?
Yeah, we need the TV.
Can I have an example of what a porn girl specifically, like, do I think she...
Like, first shoot versus 300th shoot, maybe?
Or, like, just give me a star.
I'm like, did she always look like that?
Did I think she was going to do porn?
I have a girl on Instagram that I kind of think about it now.
I'm like, yeah, she gives me the porn look.
She doesn't do it.
Pull that up when you get a chance.
We'll look after her.
We'll side by side it.
Yeah, I'll show you after.
Anybody?
I just know like a couple girls from high school, but they still look the same.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, we'll move look the same. Okay.
Well, we'll move.
I don't know.
Great question.
Great question. So talking about, have you guys ever had an experience where you're talking about an old
story with your girl and suddenly you realize that the girl you're talking about wasn't
her in the story?
Oh, yeah.
Not me.
No, I have. her yeah in the story oh yeah not me yeah no i have but uh i have convinced myself more than
once that it was that girl after the fact because you're never wrong and convinced her as well i
feel like he definitely tried to get her didn't try did it's just like you're a bad dude terrible
like was it and then it's like no it't have been. It had to have been her.
And then from then on, it was her.
It was the right girl.
That's just all it is.
It's one quick decision, and then it's forever that.
That's a great way of thinking.
Yeah.
That's a great way of thinking.
That's cool, man.
You've never been in the doghouse because of it?
Oh, I have.
No, I got a tongue snake.
It wasn't my girl. I feel like i've done that i keep doing this too
you just need to tweak a little bit of your words it wasn't my girl i'm trying to think i've done
it with like the wrong people before or differently somebody else but like there was a time where
i we were talking about having a threesome like me and this
girl having a threesome such a good day for me so i was like it was like uh yeah like
we were so me and my girlfriend at the time we're talking about having a threesome with this one
girl let's call her joanna we're talking about having a hot name joanna joanna and then out of nowhere i said
god it'd be yeah i just i'd love to see you and cassie cassie but like in the middle of
conversation we never mentioned cassie cassie cassie was never in the conversation and it was
very obvious i've been thinking about Cassie.
There's been some predetermined correlation between Logan and Cassie.
And so when it was brought up...
He confirmed it.
Yeah.
So it was like,
I said Cassie,
and he's like,
we're looking at each other.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
And that wasn't good. Nothing but'm so sorry. That wasn't good.
Nothing but to eat it.
You just have to put a gun
in your mouth. That one's tough.
That's not the same thing as like, oh, do you remember when we went
here? I've never been there.
No, I'm imagining
having sex with someone else right now.
That's way worse.
That's tough. it was pretty cool
i don't think i've ever had that i mean i only had one girl so i didn't really do much before that
yeah you wouldn't really get confused yeah you guys never did it you never did anything with
other girls that you would do for either without a doubt is you were yeah you were sad on that one
yeah who is this?
Dude, I swear I come here to get bullied.
It's okay.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Even Carter's jumping in.
I love it, dude.
Minus an easy target.
Oh, my God. I love it.
See how dead his face was, too, like looking for like, man.
Who?
At least people want pictures of my feet.
I'm going to stop.
Jesus. Thank God my feet. Jesus.
Thank God.
Somebody wants you.
Reese really likes this part of the episode.
Yeah,
I know.
It's okay.
Oh my God.
All right,
Carter,
what's next?
All right.
Uh,
speaking of bullying,
uh,
do you guys think bullying has a place in society?
Yes.
So 100%,
100%.
Absolutely.
More kids need to be bullied nowadays.
Everybody's soft.
Yeah.
This is good.
You come at me,
I'm like, okay, all right.
You just learn to not care.
You learn not to do it anymore.
You learn not to care.
You always care.
That shit always hurts,
and I know it hurts you.
I know it does, dude,
and it's okay.
He was the runt before.
He's doing it again.
I've been through it, it man a lot for 10
years well it hurts when you're 16 but that's when you change you're like okay i don't want to do
this but they change too i'm not getting 16 year old jokes anymore i'm getting 25 year old jokes
yeah there's not much you do that would actually hurt my feelings i could hurt your feelings a lot
bo i could hurt everybody's okay try it out i'm good at it i'm not gonna do it he is pretty good he's good at it he's good he's good at it but it's it's so important because i dude i got
brandon's fat ass in the gym i don't that's good i don't think okay that's a that's a good point
but like i don't like there is certain yeah no he's dude i'll be on discord and it's like okay
that was funny stop you're so mean and it's like, okay, that was funny. Stop. You're so mean.
And it's just another one.
Okay, dude, that was enough.
That was good.
And then the guy's just silent.
And then he comes with another one.
I'm like, dude, relax.
You won.
You got it, man.
You should have seen us in Ohio.
It was literally like him on his stupid fucking chair, hunchback.
Yeah, literally.
Spent out on the couch.
Pants down the ankles.
In your balls.
Scratching my balls.
In a tool belt.
And I was just like saying the most hateful shit to each other just for three hours.
But neither one of us is paying attention to the conversation.
Like Logan's playing Clash and I'm playing League and we're just like, dude, your family's inbred.
And then he's like, we're like Googling stats of like Filipinos being inbred
versus like white people being inbred.
Just like that.
But like for hours.
And like every day.
And then after that,
for like hours,
we'd just slowly walk
into the same room together
and go to bed.
Yeah.
We'd also invite each other
to play Clash side by side.
3 a.m.
Just like,
you want to get on?
Yeah.
We're going to be up at 7.
We're used to that.
We can take that.
That's just our normal.
But not many people can take the jokes that he comes with.
I just brush it off like whatever.
I did come back from Ohio.
I don't think I really saw him for like three months.
And you felt great, right?
And it was like, I need this.
I need to not be around this guy because I fucking hate him right now.
He was just mad that he was coming
all over my bathroom floor that's all it was i never came once in a while you felt guilty i came
out of hilton a handful of times disgusting dude that's it but that is like a clear indication of
like if i can somewhat think that you're like an adult and can handle like being around me as if
i like fuck with you or not. That's true. Like new people
I don't fuck with
because I'm like
I understand my power
and how absolute power
corrupts absolutely.
This guy with the philosophy
is insane man.
I get that
and I don't want to like
you know make somebody
drive home and just
You also have to be able
to read the room
and when somebody's obviously
like really mad already
just stop. Yeah but you're just take the win. You when somebody's obviously like really mad already, just stop.
Yeah, but you're specifically talking about Brandon here,
and Brandon could eat shit.
You do it to Mario too sometimes.
It's like there's just certain things.
There's certain jokes you don't make.
You would never joke about personal like family.
There's shit you don't say.
And he says it.
And he says it.
And I'll be in there like, oh my God.
Oh my God.
There's certain ones for sure.
Like if people died,
all right,
maybe not.
No,
that's in play for you.
That's in play.
I can think of one right now.
Yes,
all right.
There is one time
I do remember.
Someone died that day.
Literally that day.
And you were grilling this guy
for hours online. It's your fault. What do you want me to do? You should have gone to jail. Literally that day. And you were grilling this guy for hours online.
It's your fault.
What do you want me to do?
You should have gone to jail.
Okay.
Whatever.
I am a harsh word crafter.
You're great with your words.
You're very good with your words.
To the question, I think bullying also helps in a shitty way of stopping weird behavior.
Shit that's not going to help you in your life actually.
Like if you run everywhere,
maybe you're going to keep running everywhere.
Maybe it's like a weird thing you do,
but like.
It's now where I was going.
You start getting made fun of it.
You know,
you're like,
maybe I'll drive.
Or no.
I'm talking about you talking to class.
A kid who like runs with a suitcase.
To class.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
Ten minutes early, but man, does he want to fucking sit down first.
That's what Logan's talking about.
Granted, I don't think that kid gets...
Yeah, it's been a while for you.
He's been out of school for 20 years.
I think that 20-year reunion.
It's not even a joke.
He's actually had his 20-year reunion.
Is it last year?
No, it's this year. joke he's actually had his 20 year reunion is it last year this year yeah oh my god
i was waiting for logan's laugh that that kid okay that that kid's not a good example but like
just a weird kid just like don't be so not not everything should be accepted to me i agree
like i get you know sure you want to fucking play your poke wine or whatever at school but it's like
when you're 30 and you want to like do it on your lunch break it's probably time to cut that
shit out it's time to stop you should have been bullied when you were younger and know hey this
is for at home stuff like that i'm trying to find more examples of where bullying would be good.
I think you could bully your friends.
Eating glue is probably a good one.
Like if you got your friend into the gym by bullying him.
Yeah, that's a good one.
That's a plus.
That's a good one.
Brandon lost, what, 10, 15 pounds?
For like a month.
I stopped bullying him and he stopped going.
Brandon, you're fat.
Get back in there.
This was over COVID, though.
He was going to the gym during COVID?
Yeah, in one of his friend's garages.
No, this was like, was it actually over COVID?
Yeah, he was going to somebody's garage.
Okay.
I got fucking jacked in a garage.
Brandon used to be like an all-state football player.
He was actually good.
Like, actually good.
Running back.
Awards and just running back.
He set state records.
Yeah.
He could find a hole.
Not anymore. Not anymore, man. What happened? He got said state records. Yeah. You could find a hole. Not anymore.
Not anymore, man.
What happened?
He got fat and ugly.
Yeah.
Literally.
And then what?
He needed me to push him out of it.
So I was there as his guider.
His warden.
I also think we bullied you so much that that helped you.
Yeah.
Not even just you guys.
Everybody.
I used to say that you had polio.
Yes.
What else?
There was a lot of that.
That your body was so little.
I was so little.
I was.
I said you had whole body polio is what it was.
Full body polio I had.
Full body polio.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen any videos of us when he was doing that documentary from us, like, in high school?
Yeah.
Dude, it's bad.
Uh-huh.
I know.
I would just tell you how bad it was.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
So, without that, I would have never known.
You still have a little bit of a hunchback, but it's okay.
That's just because I have, like, this big chest that just drags me down.
Is that what it is?
Yeah.
Okay.
Is that what it is? Yeah. okay. Is that what it is?
Yeah.
I need to do some more
like weird notes or something.
No, it's probably just
being on the computer all day.
That makes sense.
I think that one makes more sense.
Work and play
is computer involved.
I know, but the thing is
you're kind of turning into
your dad a little bit.
I love my dad.
Yeah.
You want to be like him?
Just like him.
I'm going to start dyeing my beard.
That's a good idea.
Just like him.
Wait, does he dye his beard?
Yeah.
My dad's gray as fuck in the hair.
I like the gray look.
I like the gray look too.
I like the gray look a lot.
He calls himself more handsome George Clooney.
So kind of like you, like how you say more handsome Brad Pitt.
I don't say more handsome.
I just look like Brad Pitt.
I don't have Brad Pitt beat, but we're close.
Like a 9 to 10 ratio.
53-year-old Brad Pitt, you have him close?
Not even.
No, no, no.
Prime Brad Pitt.
Yeah, 25, 20, 25 to 30 Brad Pitt.
I'm there.
You're competing with that guy.
I'm there.
Yeah.
I haven't beat.
He's inching on me, but I'm right there with him.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let that one sink in for a little bit.
That's good to know.
Let that sink in.
We should pull up Troy from like Brad Pitt and Troy and then Drew right next to him.
Yeah.
See how close those two are.
But like make sure it's a good picture of me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's fine.
Give me your best picture.
Yeah.
It doesn't show your lazy eye.
Give me your best picture.
I have a lazy eye, but one definitely is like.
A little droopier than the other.
One's more open than the other.
Are you getting that disease?
No, I've had it my whole
life i'm not i'm not getting it oh just i'm staring at a computer all day man yeah i always
stare like this fuck you just you just have like a lazy looking face you know no okay i don't i
think it's just one eye is my face lazy yeah it looks pretty lazy to me yeah you could just
you can't compare to brad pitt, that guy does not have a lazy face.
No, Brad's got a lazy face too.
I've never seen that
in a lot of movies and stuff.
What was this question?
I don't know.
Bullying.
Bullying if it's important to society.
I love Brad Pitt,
so you can't come at Brad Pitt like that.
You guys love me too.
Don't do that.
Don't ruin Brad Pitt for me.
Carter,
can you think of any good bullying reasons?
I mean,
I think, yeah yeah like you said
it keeps people from having
weird behavior that's true
the guys doing the TikTok dances that needs to be bullied
that's a good thing
that's a good one
my nephew's doing it
I don't really care about the kid who runs to class
I care about that shit
don't do that
that's a better example
I'm gonna start making hate videos making fun of just little kids about that shit. Yes. Let's cut that shit out. Don't do that. That's a better example. Yeah.
I'm going to start making,
yeah,
start making hate videos.
Making fun of just little kids.
Alternate account.
Look how stupid I am.
Start bullying. You dumbass eight year old.
Go get a job.
Those are those things
that you're going to look,
in 10 years,
you'll look back on
and be like,
oh my God,
I did that.
I'm going to create
a burner account.
I did that.
You only do that
if you were bullied for it.
Literally.
Otherwise,
you're like,
oh man,
I remember how fun
it used to be. No way. Yes. There's no way. Literally. Otherwise, you're like, oh, man. I remember how fun it used to be.
No, there's no way.
Yes.
There's no way.
Yes.
No way you don't look back and like, oh, I saw it.
If you don't change, why would you think what was cool when you were younger is not cool anymore?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I look back on our old videos.
Yeah, it's interesting that you want to bully TikTok kids because didn't you make a grind on me video?
I was just about to say that.
You made.
See what I'm saying?
He did. If you had that video, for the? I was just about to say that. You made. See what I'm saying? He did.
If you had that video, for the love of fucking God, pull that in.
So when Vine was a thing.
God, shit.
Look how embarrassed he is about it.
Look how embarrassed he is about it.
Do you remember when it would come in grind on me and you'd go to like a handstand into
like fucking the ground?
Logan did one of those.
No.
Me, Zach, and Taylor did one. Me, Zach, and Taylor did one.
Me, Zach, and Taylor.
Those kids are rich now
and I'm fucking close.
I don't care.
Fuck you, dude.
I bet neither one of them
have that video.
I bet.
You want to know what happened though?
We got fucking ass at school.
No.
Everyone was fucking losing it.
I swear to God,
ask Carter.
90 comments.
It was the time where they figured out the term
bless this man's DNA.
That's when that shit came out.
89 times.
So why would you never do it again?
Do it right now.
I'll sing it for you.
It was only hot to 12-year-olds.
And I was 12 at the time.
Oh, okay. That's fair.
It was 8th grade or 7th grade summer. One of the two. But when you see That's fair. It was eighth grade or seventh grade summer.
One of the two.
But like when you see a 12-year-old doing that, how do you feel?
Like you want to bully him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It goes against what you just said.
No.
Yeah, you were saying if you did it then, you would think it's cool now.
No one bullied me.
No, you definitely have been bullied in your life for shit like that.
You've seen how stuff like that.
I haven't been bullied for shit like that.
That was the one time it happened.
You maybe know, but other people, yes, you've seen it.
You're like, damn.
Don't let him do this to you right now.
I don't want to see what's happening.
I knew in my own brain that that was a bad idea.
Yeah.
Like very shortly after.
Probably right after you post, you're like, damn.
Did I really just do that?
Someone else did. I think it was Taylor. But you thought after. Probably right after you post, you're like, damn, did I really just do that? Someone else did.
I think it was Taylor.
But you thought about it
until the feedback came in,
right?
No.
No,
you thought it was cool off rip.
I didn't,
we were just fucking around
and we did it.
Uh-huh.
And then,
that's okay.
That's kind of funny.
And then,
you're joking around.
And then,
because we were in Carter's room
eating quesadillas,
dude.
Who gives a fuck?
DCT's.
Yeah.
And then,
what happened posted it
it was good shit blowing up and then like within six months we're like yeah that shit is fucking
dumb taylor take that shit down it also doesn't help that like because then what happened that
was the same year i got the homecoming and one of the kids did it on the carpet and you're like
and he was like a senior and i was like yeah it's not cool anymore that was cool for like 30 seconds yeah but i mean
i mean it's not like you were like your average student though like you always had like clout
from like middle school coming up like that's just it's different you know what i mean yeah
yeah yeah i get that yeah i mean it definitely fades get it. But it's like the good old days.
Yeah.
The eighth grade year.
It's different.
Yeah.
Now, if you were like Bowen school and you did that, you're getting burned to the bottom of the stake.
Honestly, they probably would have loved it.
I mean, yeah.
I don't know how you were young.
I don't know you in high school.
Do you know how young you looked?
I mean, I feel like if I wanted to, I could have got a lot of girls in high school.
You were like 5'6",
5'7",
and like really little.
Not by my junior year.
Junior of high school.
We're talking eighth grade.
Oh,
we're talking eighth grade.
Oh yeah,
no,
not in eighth grade.
Yeah,
it's,
I was like 5'4",
11.
You would get cooked.
Oh yeah,
100%.
And then you'd never do it.
You'd never do it again.
Yeah,
that's what we're,
yeah.
Bow,
they're bragging about peaking in middle school right now.
No, I know.
I'm not bragging.
Nobody's peaking.
Drew.
I never did it.
Not even close.
I never did it.
I just think bowling is very good.
It is good for society.
You can't say it's...
I think it's good.
There's obviously a balance to everything.
So they can be taken too far.
I don't think you should bully people for you to be a healthy balance.
Not my bowling.
Not his.
Yeah, it's too far.
Mine's a close-knit bowling. Some kids need to learn hey you know that's just not the right behavior like you know maybe this isn't cool okay cool you can look back and not regret all these
decisions that i'm making yeah like when you see like videos on like tiktok or whatever and you
see like delete this comments cool do that that is fine't, you know. Don't hate mail them.
Yeah, you don't have to completely.
Don't comment every video.
Hey, why did you do that on this video two weeks ago?
Yeah.
Die.
You know, that's what I would do.
There's like levels.
That's crazy to me that people see a video they dislike and comment on it.
Oh, yeah.
That's wild to me.
Yeah.
It's so much time.
Like it's.
I'll see something I don't like.
I'm just like, whatever.
I don't want to see that.
I'm going to go right out a hole. Next. Yeah. Yeah. it's, I'll see something I don't like, I'm just like, whatever, I don't want to see that. I'm not going to go right out a hole.
Stupid next.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Like,
there are certain things I've seen,
like,
I remember seeing a video,
it's like a 10 year old girl,
and she's like,
you know,
recording herself,
thinks she's pretty,
and like,
the comments were horrible.
Horrible.
Yeah.
I'm like,
dude,
this girl's tank.
Yeah,
chill.
Like,
that's,
you know,
you can get bullied a little bit.
17 year old,
like pretty boy.
Fuck him up.
Yeah.
Don't come after her.
She's 10 years old.
19 maybe.
I don't know what the age gap is.
No,
you're 16.
You're free game.
Yeah.
You're free game.
You can get that.
Sure.
You're old enough.
You can join the army.
Basically.
You can drive a car.
You can get bullied.
Yeah.
That's fair.
If you hit puberty,
you can get bullied before that.
Let leave the kids alone.
Yeah.
Do their thing.
That's true. Let a child be a child. that's cool okay all right um lastly uh i wanted to know
what about using condoms in in our in the world we live in today do you guys think uh you guys
think condoms have a place in our society. I've never been a condom guy.
I haven't had much sex but I've never been a condom guy.
Yeah man. Come on here.
And I want to know what is the limit that you can say that I have
not had that much sex?
Because I feel like it's a loose term
being thrown around in here.
You were
dating the love of your life right for
eight months?
That's fair. You're going to give me eight months life right for what eight months ish that's fair you're gonna give me eight months was it not eight months yeah no it's like almost right on eight months no yeah i mean technically officially what was it
we seven eight or nine you guys had sex what four times a week minimum
minimum probably yeah because sometimes you have well you guys fought
at least twice a week so there's two times at least every time we had sex it'd be at least
three times three pumps really no like we would go like three rounds yeah i come quick but i keep
going animal i come quick but i can keep going i know that game i pride myself so you've had a
bunch of sex just then though that was only a nine month period you got to think from zero to 23 i
wasn't having any sex.
But if you're thinking nine months with 12 times a week, that's a lot of sex.
And then I could have counted with the women that I did have sex with from 23 to 27.
Like, it was not that many.
You can remember that?
It was with different women, but it was never consistent.
Was it less than 20?
Never consistent.
Probably.
It was probably around 20.
So I had all my sex.
And then you get dropped into the sex pool head first.
Learning from you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank God for that.
Yeah, not great.
There was good stuff in there.
There was some decent material.
There was some decent material that I took.
Some stuff that I had to learn on my own the hard way.
Brain assault, you know.
And I feel like I improved my, I'm ready to go now i did i'm good we helped you
out character development man really yeah that's all it takes is you need your reps yeah i just
i'm not i it was great you know the first time i could have just most of the time we had sex
that my three minutes and done cool then i'm done i'm cool i could relax yeah i didn't want to go
the other 30 minutes i really didn't like for the round two and three yeah you know it's for her
if you get three rounds off in 30 minutes that is so impressive yeah holy shit yeah can you do that
am i telling you i taught you the thing was am i lazy you are you are he
he's coming but he's not trying to it's an accident so he stops the foul
yeah literally
I taught you the
what's the muscle
it's your pelvic floor
the pelvic floor muscles
are very important
you didn't teach me that
I did teach you that
and the thing is
I brought it up on discord
to you guys
and you guys made fun of me for it
that's so stupid
you can't hold your come in
you can't do that
so the thing is
you did
you literally did that
and then now you're the one
preaching it
it's not me it's Zach it's Zach if you don't let it out you don't let it out you keep
going you can just go again literally so that is that what you do is you count three rounds
yeah do you full come and then you can i can full come and then go again but i need a little bit of
time yes 100 yeah but if you full come where like you're satisfied from that come you need to you
need a minute i've heard if you don't think about it you can just back to back it like no problem
like if you don't think like oh man starting to get soft i gotta keep going then it's gonna die
100 yeah but if you can avoid that mental game yeah if you're so into it that you just want to
keep you know just taking that baloney pony all the way to fuck town, then you're probably going to just be fine.
Maybe not at full strength,
but you'll get past it.
Enough to where it's not bending.
Yeah.
But I've been there quite a bit.
What the fuck was this question, by the way?
I've been there where you come
and just go right back to it.
Yeah.
And you're chilling.
Recently?
No, and there's times. Like 16.
There's enjoyment in that.
No, recently.
That's love.
I've been doing what you're doing.
I've been on that train.
No, and it can make it more fun for longer.
Like, you can go the second round and still be like, okay, get enjoyment out of it.
Then, like, the third is like, okay, let's be done.
My dick is dry heaving.
It hurts.
Dry heaving.
That's good. That makes me not want to do that. No, it's hurts. That's good.
That makes me not want to do that.
No,
it's cool.
That's cool.
Dry heaving out of your penis.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's fine.
I remember I came a bunch on accident,
but I didn't like fully.
Just a bunch came out.
Yeah.
It was just like a bunch shot out.
And I was like,
that wasn't it.
Like if that was my,
if that was it, I'm pissed right now.
It's an interlude.
You got more.
Yeah, it was literally just all substance.
I've been taking zinc.
So, you know, a lot's coming out.
Big zinc buildup.
Okay.
But then I was like, okay, well, I'm just going to think really hard about it.
Okay.
And we'll go again.
Or just not think about it.
I think that's the thing.
You got to focus about what's going on instead of like oh man stay hard yeah i think
about that you're gonna lose strong brain me never i just i'm ready for bed after yeah it's because
when you come though you're you're letting you're just like yeah you're like i get so hot too
man i get so hot you sweaty person person? You get hot? No.
Like my, yeah, not to the point where I'm sweating, but like I can feel like my whole body get hot afterwards.
Like now that I'm not thinking about sex.
So now you're just more aware of how your body temperature is.
Yeah.
Okay.
I was just, you know, knuckled down on top for 25 minutes straight.
I get that.
I get that now.
I'm burning. Let me that now. I'm burning.
Let me just lay here for a second.
I hate when, like,
I've been in a position like that where, like...
And it hurts to go the other way?
Well, no, it's just like
I'm almost shaking.
But I...
You can't stop.
But also, you can't be shaking
while going to work.
You know what I mean?
Can you imagine?
Because, like, if you look...
Like, if you're, like...
Like, your eyes are closed, basically,
because you can't see me. And you're like, oh, man, this feels are closed basically you can't see me and you're like oh man this feels so good and you see them and they're just fucking
struggling to stay afloat you're like oh fuck like it's fine we could
change this up like it feels good but you're working on your core chill out yeah
so that's fun that's a fun yeah what was? I have no idea. It was just using condoms. Oh, condoms.
Yeah, never.
Never even talked about it.
I get tested pretty often, at least once a year.
I think I used condoms regularly until I was 21.
Been just trusting people on the honor system.
Yeah, 21, 22 system. You know?
Yeah, 21, 22 maybe.
You been tested?
Yeah.
All right.
You know?
It's fair.
I get that. I never asked growing up.
I would just think,
well, you're not gonna have sex with me
knowing you have something, right?
They will.
It's honor code, you know?
I know plenty of them that will
yeah thank god i never met any of those yeah so lucked out there condoms are you know not very
cool but i always had them i think i used them in like when i was i was scared of pregnancy is
like yeah it was never like
really an STD thing for me
it was more of a pregnancy thing
it was a pregnancy thing for me too
yeah
but it's cause we're both so young
that we couldn't have had sex
with other people yet
you know what I mean
yeah
he was older than us
oh yeah
by a significant amount
did you ever
when you were starting out
were you a condom guy or no?
um it was always like but you were called I, did you bring you a condom guy or no? It was always like,
I would have one,
but they just didn't want it.
They're like,
no, you don't need it.
Okay.
Why am I going to say,
no, I need to wear it.
Okay.
You don't want me to wear it.
I won't wear it.
Well, thinking back,
do you feel,
do you still feel that way?
There's a couple where I probably would have wore it.
Yeah.
A couple.
Just after like going through the sexual experience.
If you could pause and zoom out. Like you said you're yeah when you're in the moment anything's
going anything's going so you know especially when i hadn't had that many times okay i'm not
gonna ask any questions right now yeah not gonna bite the hand that's feeding me yeah fuck Bo screaming let's go in his head okay
well thanks for
tuning in this
week sorry about
the last five
minutes we our
main camera died
so
we cut that
it wasn't very
great no I
didn't I didn't
say anything you
guys but I
started recording
with my phone so
we'll have some
stuff but tune in next week fuck you Jimmy it was fully charged No, I didn't say anything to you guys, but I started to record it with my phone, so we'll have some stuff.
But tune in next week. Fuck you, Jimmy.
It was fully charged.
Tune in next week, and we'll be back with some more stuff.
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He died that fast?
That's why I asked him, because...