Who Knows? Who Cares. - Could You Do Your Friend's Sister?

Episode Date: January 28, 2022

When people say they would never do something, it's not quite always true.

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Or is that like a facial care I have no idea Anyway let's just get into the topics How about that The other day I had a dream That happened to me when I was younger And you know when you're younger, you're always horny. Like we always are.

And I had a dream that I had fallen asleep while masturbating. And I, I've done it before in real life. And you came? Oh no. Like this was after. Like I, I had finished and then I was just like, oh man, let me just like kind of relax. So you had a dream that you were, wait, so you were jacking off and then you fell asleep. Yeah.

And then I woke up like in the middle of the night and like dicks out, like phones on, like porn playing, everything. And I panicked because I thought. What if someone came in and checked on me? Yeah, exactly. I was like, this cannot happen ever again. And I think it did one other time. Wait, so you came uh-huh and then you

fell asleep well yeah like i cleaned up and i was like oh man like now i can just oh so you dreamed about that recently yes and i did this when i was probably i've never i can't imagine 16 i feel like whenever i was watching porn as a kid it was never i never had the chance where like nobody was home i always had like a full home all the time grandma like parents sister brother so like whenever i was jacking off it was like with the crowd i'm like yeah i know everything that's going on i know my surroundings i'm like okay they're in there like i'm in my room like i'm locking the door i have at least 15 minutes there's no way i'm falling asleep yeah there's no way i'm falling asleep after that my heart's racing yeah i feel like you get more relaxed

after you come but there's no way i'm falling asleep right after dude i was fucking gassed have you guys ever man i put my all i had to have i literally that was first it wasn't like you the second round third round you were just going at it probably maybe okay that's more that's more explainable but it was like underwear around my ankles and like this i woke up in like a panic dude because I think I think at the time I was using like the family iPad like my mom had like an iPad like one of the early ones and I would have a private private note on it okay so it always had a private I don't know if I was smart enough to use that yet I have no idea I don't remember but I I remember like being stressed out dude that brings up like it this is random but like when I was like 18,

maybe my sister had this boyfriend and I never knew that you can go on safari, like you can go in your settings and look at all your history. Like even when you deleted your history, like you cleared it. Yeah, it's still there.

You could still go in your settings on safari and see everything. Yeah. It's fucking Thanksgiving dinner. All my family's here and he's like using my phone. I was like, he asked my,

like for my phone. I'm like, Oh yeah. Like, what do you need? Like, I don't, I don't know.

What do you need my phone for? And he goes and literally says, why is Pornhub in your history? And I'm like, what? Like, what are you talking about? Fucking deal.

I could not believe, like, I mean, I'm 18 and I'm just like, denied, denied, denied. I don't know what you're talking about.

Well, it's right here. And I'm like, I clear all my history and i'm like dude give me like give my phone like what are you fuck my family that's all he used it for yes like no he asked for my phone for that sole reason he's like oh i'm about to get this guy he probably just learned how to do it how long did he like was he dating your sister oh no they got divorced pretty quick oh so they got married they got married divorced it was the whole like fuck that guy i can't believe that i was in shock does he still live here no he was like in the military i don't know what Oh, so they got married, divorced. They got married, divorced. It was the whole shit show. Well, fuck that guy. I can't believe that. I was in shock.

Does he still live here? No, he was in the military. I don't know what happened to him. Makes sense. But that was just a little segment off what you said. Have you guys ever gotten caught? Maybe not a direct, you were caught masturbating. I've never gotten caught.

I've had to cut it short. Like mom opens the door and you're like, I've never gotten caught. Never that bad. I've had that cut it short. Yeah. Like mom opens the door and you're like, I've never got into a fight. No, never that bad. I've had that happen multiple times. Yeah, okay. So many times. I know for a fact, now looking back, they knew what I was doing. Oh, yeah.

For sure. My mom knew what I was doing, for sure. But anyways, I've never been caught, so I want to hear that. Oh, I've been caught so many times. You just never learned. And you just kept going? Oh, dude, come on. You're like a mom.

The venom's pumping I do not have that relationship with my parents whatsoever no like it was never like Logan I know what you're doing it was just a little loud it was just

no it was like my mom opens the door just opens my door no see we never had that kind of relationship it's knock only you're knocking my mom would just come in

I wish and like I'm never holding my phone with my left hand ever there's no reason to ever hold your phone with your left hand what do you mean when you're jacking off no no he's saying normally that's the only reason you're holding your phone i was like yeah that's the only all i do is when i jack off

there's no reason to have your phone like this and then and there's no reason to react when your mom opens the door like this. So that happened plenty. One time, I think I was like probably 12, and no one's at the house, and I'm in my living room. Oh, so you're like no one's home. You're like, I'm getting comfortable. Yeah, I'm getting really comfortable.

He learned this from that kid at the house where he'd watch porn with his family. Now, yeah. Maybe. In the family room? That is so scary. It's just another, it's different

when nobody's home. Yeah, it's like, oh my God. I'm not supposed to be here. I'm not supposed to be, I know exactly what you're talking about. This is the worst,

but like, I'm so sure, I know exactly what happened because I remember it fucking so clearly. I was eating a Hot Pocket. As you're jacking off or you're just pre-gaming?

No, I was eating a Hot Pocket. Just naked? Browsing. No, no, no. You're just pre-gaming. No, I was eating a Hot Pocket. Just naked? Browsing. No, no, no. And then I just stopped eating the Hot Pocket to jerk off. You're like, I... I saw like, probably like a GoDaddy commercial or something. Oh, GoDaddy.

Yeah, yeah. Or maybe like one of the... Remember those old like Carl's Jr. commercials? It didn't take much. Those old Carl's Jr. Oh, where they're eating a hamburger and it's just dripping down on them? Probably saw one of those and I was like, that's enough. That's a reason to do this right now.

Drop trowel in the middle of my living room and my sister just comes home unannounced and my pants are down to the floor. And my sister's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, what the fuck do you think I'm doing? I'm like,

nothing. Nobody's supposed to be home. I'm just walking around naked. Yeah, exactly. I just try to own that. Yeah. Like I've been caught like plenty of times where it's like totally like fucking God forbid my volume is like any higher than one.

You know what I mean? That's noble of you that you were like at home and you knew everybody was like leaving, but you still didn't have the idea of jacking off until you saw a commercial if i knew everybody was leaving it was on my mind it's on the schedule immediately as soon as everybody's leaving immediately as they're gone i'm looking out okay car's on okay we're going crazy now and you had you had sisters growing up i don't know if this is different but me having matt as a big brother he's looking to fucking catch okay but that's different your brother catching you is not a big deal

obviously he's gonna tell my parents I told mine when I caught him that shit was so funny you would tell each other they have a different kind of family relationship

100% that shit was so funny oh my he's always trying to catch me it's funny now thank you back yeah

well like I had I would be so upset like I feel like having a sister is different. When you have a sister. I was like eight years younger than my oldest or my second oldest sister. Okay. Yeah.

So like I was legit like her baby. Yeah. Like she treated me like I was her kid. Like I, she raised me also. Like my mom raised me and my other sister raised me. So it's like, I don't know. It's a little different. Yeah.

It's a little like different dynamic. They just have like a weird a weird i i if my brother if i had a brother and he you guys like ratted on me oh my god dude i would be so fucking it is so funny well like i think the one time i caught matt i don't even know if i was like fully exposed to it yet but he was like posted up like behind like a door in the bathroom and like i hit him with the door when i opened it and he like panicked i'm like dude why are you like on the ground like what are you doing he's like dude i'm cleaning my penis like get out of here and then he closed the door and i just started dying laughing well how old were you because you believed him right yeah i remember you saying you believed him you're like oh he's cleaning his penis he he had to have

been a teenager so i I don't know. I must have been 12. If somebody told me they were cleaning their penis like pre-Jack Off era for me, I would have believed him. I'd be like, oh. Yeah. I think I remember like bringing up to my dad. I was like, yeah, dude, Matt's like cleaning his penis on the floor.

Yeah, yeah. At that house. What's up with you guys laying on the floor it's so comfortable why is that like you're I've never heard that

why would you choose to stand I've done it before but it's not like I really want to lay down that's probably why you could never just sleep afterwards

because I'm so comfortable bathroom floor he wasn't laying I think he was like on his knees yeah like he was like that's not true

he was like sitting on his feet no way that's true I think he was like sitting on his feet there's not true. He was like sitting on his feet. No way that's true. I think he was like sitting on his feet. There's no way that's true. You're just making that up right now. No, I'm... He was on his knees. I'm pretty sure, yeah.

Should I have crisscross applesauce? No, like he was like... Like how I'm seeing like right now like this. But like both legs, yeah. Like I think he was like sitting like on his feet kind of thing and like sitting up. Maybe like against like the corner of the door or something. That's worse. Yeah.

That's way worse. It's not even close to better. Like i didn't do it close to better i lay down that's fine but yeah because the office like bordered the bathroom so when i walked in on him my dad was like why is he in there for so long and i was like i don't know he's cleaning your dad was and then he just he's dying laughing so I was like yeah I don't know I've never been caught caught before have you ever been caught doing sex stuff like with a girl no they've come to the house and I've like had to stop

but I've never like dick out like oops I've got caught well you had a girlfriend I got caught by my dad With your Like dick out Caught

I don't understand How old were you So he just like He just barged in your room Or what We were on a family vacation Okay well that's your problem We went to the lake

Okay Everyone was going down to the boat And they were like Okay Meet us down there We're gonna start having dinner In like 30 minutes So okay

We're gonna get ready Yeah But you know what that means get on get on that bed right now so she's like bent over the bed we're going at it my dad walks in he's like oh they're gonna be getting ready let me go check on like we're like a motel the door's locked it's basically a motel okay because it's like right by the way it's like on the water it's not a fucking hotel It's basically a motel. Okay. Because it's like right by the way. It's like on the water. It's not a fucking hotel. It's like a motel. My dad puts the key in and turns the door handle at the same time.

Like, oh my God. And it's like, usually you hear the click. Yeah, you're like, oh, nope,

still wouldn't have time. Synchronized, opens the door. I'm smashing out. Literally like, and it's not, it's like a three feet. Like it's a motel room.

600 square feet. You know what I mean? Like, it's right there. Like, I literally pull my pants up and I walk away. I go straight to the bathroom. And she's stuck. You didn't say a word. I didn't say anything.

She doesn't know what happened. She's like, turns around and then sees my dad in it. She pulls her pants up. And then she walks to the bathroom. And I'm just like, we both like, like sync up in the bathroom. Like, what the fuck are we gonna do? You know what I mean?

Like, what are we gonna do right now? She's like, you gotta take me home. I'm like, I can't take you home. I can't take you home. They drove us here. We're going to dinner. You know what I mean? Like, we're gonna have to ride home with them.

You know what I mean? That's the worst case scenario. That was the worst, like. What did your dad do? He dad do he just kind of like did he like immediately like dad acted like he didn't see anything he turned the complete other way your dad's a real one dad just like and like i the whole time i'm like like the whole night because if my mom when is he gonna bring it up if my mom finds out i'm fucking dead you know i mean like my mom's at that age where it's like oh like i can't get caught for this you should bring that up now like hey do you remember that one time you'd be able to look back on it now you're older i would wait i'll wait 10 more years i still don't have that relationship with my family to where it's

like i want to bring that up because i don't but now that you're older you could talk about stuff like that and it's kind of normal but yeah so he walked in we she was telling me that she needs to go home which i get but i'm like you're going to ride home with my dad because that's who drove us here. And I don't think he ever told. I mean, I wouldn't either. I feel like as a dad, it's like, you know, you're like, all right. I'd probably tell my friends.

Like, yo, I just caught my fucking kid. You know he's probably been in that position at some point in his life. Yeah. Where he was doing something like that, you know, something he's not supposed to. And then another time, my mom walked in to like our family room. The mom is way worse. Yeah, so she was doing something like that, you know something's not supposed to and then another time my mom walked in to like our Family room the mom is way worse. Yes. That is like, you know, something was happening She like had an idea. Yeah, I think Lane. She's like, okay. This is a weird position to be laying in right now

And like she was like never thought of that she almost made us get up but like i think she knew better not to do that yeah she was just saying she was like she was like a second away from like making us like i'm a parent and i like obviously like you walk in you're like okay it's probably something like something's probably going on i don't want to know she was sitting on my lap like we're both like facing the tv okay she was like sitting on my lap you're both facing the tv so she's like okay so it's like kind of like that you know i'm saying yeah yeah yeah and uh like we're like in like under a blanket you guys are so stupid i mean dudes we're young you know yeah yeah you can't not do it you can't blame him for that and then the last time just that the last like most recent not recent but like oh two, two times.

Okay. There was another time where- I think it just speaks on how much sex this man has had in his life. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. He's- I haven't been in enough positions to get caught. I was caught by their parents.

Oh, that's scarier. I met her parents. I was caught by their parents. Wait, how do you know who he's talking about? I'm just assuming. Oh, okay. It's probably someone different, but- Is this is this all one girl no it's probably a bunch no anyways it doesn't matter you guys been through a lot

oh dude you're the best but we were we were on vacation and like you're uh and another kind we were on vacation okay in a hot tub and we're just like going to town in the hot tub you're on vacation in like you're uh and another kind we were on vacation okay in a hot tub and we're just like going to town in the hot tub you're on vacation in the hot tub right what else are you gonna do and then like he makes so like there's like three doors you have to go through to get to where we're at he like makes it a deal to like silently open every door you know i mean like you heard that as a father i would do the same thing Just to kind of see what's going on, you know? And so we're going at it.

He's like, hey! I legit throw her. Push the fuck out of her. Shove her off of me. And my swim trunks are wide open. Not even kind of... The bubble's on at least so he can't see anything? No, it's flat water.

And you see my Velcro is completely blasted open and my strings are barely in my shorts. Little pink trouser trout swimming in the hot tub. Yeah. He saw where he was like, I don't know what the fuck to do. You know what I mean? I love this guy, but I hate this.

You know what I mean? Then he I love this guy, but I hate this. You know what I mean? And so then he just like sat there with us for an hour and would just, Oh, he stayed there. Telling us like war stories of like, like ways people have died that he knows. Anything to kill that boner. I know.

Just shit like that. I saw this man's face get blown off. You hear that Logan? You hear that? He was telling a cartel story. Yeah. And he was like, yeah,

you know this, like my friends growing up, um, they just got caught up in like the cartel story. Yeah. And he was like, yeah, you know, like my friends growing up, they just got caught up in like the wrong crowd. And one of them was dipped in battery acid until he was dead. And then the other one was-

You think he made this up or you think this is real stuff? Yeah, I doubt it. I doubt it was made up. And then the other one was he was cut into like a million pieces and sent to his family. Like piece by piece or all together?

Like little chops. You could fit enough of him into a Ziploc bag and they just dropped off a bag of Ziploc bags and they had to look at it and like, oh, it's a finger. So that's the guy that caught you having sex? Yeah. Yeah.

Should have been you. No. Yeah. No. But yeah, I've been caught a lot. Yeah, that sucks for you. I feel like he's just the type of person to put himself in a position to get caught. Yeah.

I don't know if it's like. I overthink everything. I feel like I wouldn't put myself in that position. I thought I did. I'm too in the moment. I'm way too like. I'm like, let's ride this fucking lightning bolt. You know what I mean? lightning bolt you know i mean like i think i was like 16 or 17 and i had like three times in like

maybe a month or two and i just was like all right it's not worth it you got caught three times you got caught or like close like they were at the house and then my mom just decided to come home from work early for no reason and then it's like they were there every time if i'm a parent i feel like at some point, like if I'm, my kid's home alone, I'm gonna send him a text. Have some fucking respect for me.

I got off early, I'm coming home. Just because I know what that's like. Exactly. I know what's going on and I can't blame him for that. No friend. I can't blame a 14 year old boy for having the house to himself

and using it. Yeah, doing his thing. Exactly. It was like three times. And I think two of the times fucking idiot left her shoes by the, like the stairs. So she's like,

whose shoes are these? And I was like, I'll go get her. And I had to go get her like out of my fucking room. I feel like I would try to lie out of it. Oh, I've never seen those shoes in my life. Yeah,

I did too. And then she's like, do you want me to go get her? And I was like, okay, no. And then dude's like, do you want me to go get her? And I was like, okay, no. And then, dude, this girl has the audacity to come and sit on my couch and watch TV and start talking to my mom. Like, no big deal.

What do you mean? What is she supposed to do? Walk out the house? Yes. Goodbye. I would do that. That's the respectful thing to do. Fuck that shit.

Yeah. No. I would totally try to play. I was in the worst position of my life. I'll watch TV. I'll hang out. That's not what respectful thing to do. Fuck that shit. Yeah, I would totally try to play that. I was in the worst position of my life. Yeah, like, hey, I'll watch TV. I'll hang out. That's not what she was to me. Well, your mom doesn't know that.

She knows that. Well, it's not what she was to you. That's why she's never met her, bro. Maybe she wanted to be that for you. That's tough. Okay. And then my mom was like, oh, I gotta go upstairs real quick.

And I was like, hey. Get the fuck out of here. I'm gonna fucking leave now. Did you get a talking to after that? Yeah. Yeah. She's like, I don I got to go upstairs real quick. And I was like, hey, get the fuck out of here. Fucking leave now. Did you get a talking to after that? Yeah. Yeah. I don't want random people in my house. I don't know who they are.

I'm like, shut up. Your mom's never stopped complaining. She's been complaining for years. She's my best friend, mom. I can't wait till she fucking moves out. She moves out of her own house.

My mom, dude, ruins everything. Unbelievable. I didn't get to have any fucking fun here. It's ridiculous. Is she thinking about it pretty soon? Her moving out?

Yeah. If not, I'll force it. Yeah. She's getting kind of old. That life insurance policy is really nice. Yeah. Bo's birthday is today. Was he, what, at 46?

He's over that hill. Maybe even the second hill. I'm getting up there. I'm just not counting anymore. Almost disgusting. That's crazy. Congrats, though. So gross. I appreciate just not counting anymore. Almost disgusting. That's crazy. Congrats though.

Gross. I appreciate it. It feels good. You know, it's funny. I still feel good. So I think that's all that matters. You are getting older.

We all are getting older very fast. A lot older than us, but we all get older, right? Yeah. I was thinking about, um, like the stories that like, I was watching a movie about this old guy and like how he had, a crazy fucking life, but now he's just an old man.

Okay. And he was, like, having these flashbacks all the time of, like, his, like, youth. Okay. And how different our youth is compared to, like, the old dude's youth. Oh, dude, you could get away with so much more shit back in the day. Like. Do whatever you wanted. Yeah.

Like, but, like, our stories. We live in, like, a completely different generation. Our stories are gonna be so fucking lame compared to, like. Yeah, no. And, like, it's so funny, too, because when I see an old person and, like our stories. We live in like a completely different generation. Our stories are going to be so fucking lame compared to life. Yeah, no. And like, it's so funny too, because when I see an old person and like if. You think they lie a little bit though? Like they embellish a little bit. Everybody embellishes.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Because I feel like if I embellish some stories, I could put out some stories that are decent. I agree. But like, I also think like, if you think about like an old guy, like when I think of an old, I see an old person, I'm just like, dude, like hurry the fuck up. You know what I mean? First thought. Yeah. First first thought is just let's get this shit going dude i have somewhere to be they have not a care in the world either they don't care but like they were me at one point i know and i'm gonna be that fucking guy one day i want to believe that i'm not gonna be that guy i

know i want to believe that but i don't know delusional though you know what i mean like that is real life, not real. Like we are going to be old as fuck at one point, unless we die before. But like if you don't die. My plan is to take care of myself as well as I can to where like that doesn't happen. And then once I'm old enough to the point where I can't take care of myself. That's it. I'm out.

I've seen some incredible 72 year olds. That's what I'm saying. I've seen some like unbelievable 72 year olds. So that's fair I'm saying. I've seen some unbelievable 72-year-olds. That's fair. But when you hit 80, and you're not far from that, when you hit 80, you're going to... What, 20 more years? You're not going to feel good.

Come on, give me that. You're not going to feel good. You know what I mean? No, there's nothing you can do at that point. There's nothing you can do. You're an old fucking man. Whatever. It's not going to go well.

It happens to everybody. 40 years is going to be like what? 2060? Yeah. Who knows what they got by then? I know, but either way, you not going to, it's not going to go well. It happens to everybody. 40 years is going to be like what? 2060? Yeah. Who knows what they got by then? I know, but either way you're going to die. Okay,

that's fair. I don't know if I'm making it past like 60 years old to be honest. I'd be cool with not. I'd be cool with not. All this shit that like we don't know that we eat or what we do.

I know, that is very true. I'm dead soon. That is true. I think it's probably why I'm a little more reckless than I should be. Microplastics.

Yeah. Everything. There's all kinds of shit. All kinds of shit. Either way, the whole point is just like, it's weird. There was a real perspective shift for me where it was like, oh, shit, that's going to happen either way. And your personality of being a hot young person doesn't last forever.

Well, it doesn't last. And that sucks. You could try to make it last a little longer. I know, but there's going to be a day Where it's like You're like Hey what's up And they're like Oh hi Hi old guy

And you're just like Oh fuck You know what I mean Like that's gonna happen To all of us I mean everybody gets The same amount of time You guys for sure

I might be able to Keep that card In my sleeve forever No I don't think so I don't think so I think it's the last one No you're gonna age the worst I think so too I don't think so You I think you're the last one. No, you're going to age the worst. I think so too.

I don't think so. You're 100% going to age the worst. You have two really white parents. You're completely white. We don't know yet. No, 100% white. Maybe those aren't even my parents. Your skin is already looking a little rough.

That's not true. I use face moisturizer. Daily? Every day. Okay, that's good. I couldn't tell. That's good. I couldn't tell.

Yeah, you could. You have a really long chin. Really long chin. There's not much I can do with my chin all right take that with my fucking dad you're probably gonna go bald soon i hope not that's scary that is a scary thing of aging and now that you said that you better hope karma doesn't hit you that's not gonna hit me because you'd be ugly bald no fuck yeah you would look really good on me it sucks that like as you get older it only gets worse you got more problems that's your stops working. That's the whole point though. It's terrible.

It's just like that like realization. Oh fuck. I'm gonna be 40 one day. You're gonna be yeah. Obviously like my knees hurt now. There's really what's gonna happen

when I'm 40? There's really good looking 40 year olds for sure but it's like am I gonna be one of them? If you're not most likely not. You gotta be prepared for that.

But then that also got me thinking about like like we were talking about the old dude stories and just like those motherfuckers fought in Vietnam. Oh yeah. Like well some of them. Yeah. Some of them did. But even being alive for that.

Even if you were alive back then you probably did some fucking crazy shit. Like just because like there was nothing to get caught for. No yeah there's no cameras. There's nothing like Now every house has a camera. Yeah. Like anything you do is gonna go on the internet now. You can't nothing like... Now every house has a camera. Yeah. Like, legitimately, Anything you do is gonna go on the internet now.

You can't egg a house and, like, get away with it. Yeah. Not today. Because it's like, if that house doesn't have a camera, the fucking one of the three next door does, for sure.

Yeah. It's just like, it's crazy. We kind of got fucked, for sure. Our stories are gonna be so much lamer than those fucking old ones. But it's also like, you think about when our kids are older, they're gonna be even more lame.

You know what I mean? So our stories might not sound as lame as we think. That's true. I'd be like, Oh, these guys lived a crazy life. That's true. You never know.

We could lie too. Yeah. Oh, I'm going to lie to my hundred percent. Oh yeah. A hundred percent. My dad would tell me all the time, Oh,

I would walk six miles to school. I never had shoes on. It's like, yeah. And I believe it. I'm like, Oh my God, I had a really rough,

I need to go to class. I need to go to class. I need good grades. There's a bus now. My mom wouldn't let me take the bus. Wouldn't let me. Wouldn't let me ride my bike. I had to get drove to school. Wouldn't let me. Did you guys ever get bullied?

I never really got bullied. He's a bully. He was a bully for sure. Nah, I got bullied all the time. You never a bully. He was a bully for sure. No, I got bullied all the time. For people who don't. He always had the mic where he could just talk so well. Yeah. So he could verbally bully anybody he wanted. For people who don't know, Andrew was in high school in geometry class.

And the teacher was talking about bullying. And I think it was three kids in the class stood up and said, Andrew used to bully me really bad in middle school. Called me out and pointed me by name. It's like, dude, that was three years ago. Grow the fuck up. Did you physically abuse them or was it more like, yeah, it was all verbal. I was like, yo, why are your teeth shaped like that?

You know, shit like that. Nothing too crazy. Shit that really hurt when you were in middle school. And he's was good, he's always good at like the one. He could come back with anything so quick. But it's also his pinpoint precision of like your pain point.

Yeah. Yeah, I know, I know it hurts for sure. He's so good at touching your soft spot. I had, he was making fun of my feet today.

It kind of hurt. It hurt my feelings. It's so easy. His feet are shaped like duck. They're just weird. I don't know. I hate the way he's built. hate i don't know where this come from i'm looking at my feet now jesus christ is this real or is he just making this up to make me feel bad there was this girl i had fifth grade she was in that geometry class and she started the whole fucking thing she was like yeah like andrew used to be so mean to me and i was like shocked because now i'm like you know 15 16 and

i'm like i did this i was like 11 and you're bringing this up now in front of all of these people and then some kid was like yeah he was he was mean to me too and then some kid was like yeah he was kind of mean i was like guys come on this is not the time like i'm sorry not me and then you know I mean we're cool now of course but like I didn't think I was that bad but maybe because

it never happened to me like we already talked about you were it wasn't that you were that bad but you grew up really quick so you just got so good to where like like the way you talked

was not for like a 14 year old crowd it was for like a 17 year old crowd yeah no I had to survive like you guys yeah he had to survive sure

he took those skills and he used them for bad i don't know about bad he did he used them to get in yeah it was great for me he used it for three kids in one math class in one class said oh yeah you're right he made me feel really bad about it i felt i so cornered. It was so unfair to me. You know what's really funny, too, is that was in person. That wasn't even like you were sighted. No, yeah. That took a lot to bring up in class. They fucking tattled is what it was.

No, he really hurt their feelings. I was right from the start. They were bitches. Think about internet bullies now. Now there's kids who bully each other online. Way more worse. Oh, it's so easy. Right?

He was doing that in person so like great you know kudos to you but that makes me think about the time

that we were internet bullying each other's girlfriends online oh fuck wait this is so perfect you were

like they didn't know that you were bullying them or you were just doing that well they had to have known it was on Facebook oh so I wasn't sure if you like

had like a different profile like you went on and you were just like no fences weren, they had to have known it was on Facebook. Oh. Well, I wasn't sure if you, like, had, like, a different profile. Like, you went on and you were just like, oh, my God. No, Finstas weren't cool yet. Okay. I'm 99% sure that Andrew started it. I think it's still up, to be honest. It might still be posted, dude. Those are hilarious.

You look like 10 years ago. You're like, oh, shit. So, I went shooting with my uncles, and I posted a picture of me with a gun. Okay. I'm fucking. I remember this fucking picture. You go shooting, you're posting a picture with a gun. I'm so sick.

Okay. You know what I mean? I'm fucking swagged out. I'm wearing like an O'Neal sweatshirt, yellow sunglasses. I'm fucking mobbing. And Drew says some shit like, that's a woman's gun.

He just like starts bullying me. Just something, you know. Logan and I are friends at this point. We've played baseball together. We've had like... That's a woman's gun. We're like a year friends. Just something, you know. Just get you started. But Logan and I are friends at this point. Like we've played baseball together. We've had like. That's a woman's gun. We're like a year friends. Yeah, not like this though. So not like, okay.

So like not tight. Like we, like I'm not taking well to whatever he's saying. He doesn't know me yet that I'm terrible. So he's saying this to me and I'm like, fuck you. You know what I mean? Like I go straight back to him and then somehow our girlfriends get brought up. Yeah. Where he's like,

you know, well that's why Bailey's way hotter than Cammie or some shit like that. These are like seventh grade girlfriends. They're all ugly. You know what I mean?

There's never like, well, they're ugly now, but like, you know, seventh grade, you're like, oh no.

I mean, she was smoked. Yeah. To you in seventh grade. She's like, yo, this is totally Hawaiian. My fucking cup of tea.

So you're roasting each other's girlfriends to each other but like on a public Facebook post like a comment under his picture

so they honestly went and saw it probably it's like legit our statuses we're updating our status what we're doing right now that makes me feel old

because I was in high school in Facebook Bailey's really fucking ugly don't even come close to comparing her to Cam like shit like that this is like for everyone and they both follow

both of us. They're your girlfriends. They're definitely looking at what you're posting. We're going back and forth for 20 minutes of just like, no, bitch, your girlfriend's way fucking uglier than my girlfriend. And now I'm like, oh, man. I didn't even realize they could read that.

Yeah, they're seeing this. So you're just as mean as i was i mean maybe in school you should have had a prettier girlfriend though yeah well i don't know i had all wrong back then you know i was in like blonde white girls when i was young i was stupid i didn't know any better yeah i didn't know what was good okay speaking of girlfriends there's a question i want to ask and it's harder for me to answer because i don't really have like a never in his life never he's never anybody care about him relax relax okay it's my day today i wouldn't even date you now your birthday's over okay this is the question you're with the love of your life like this is the woman you want to marry you're like

i love this woman i want to spend the rest of my life with her your friend comes up to you he's like hey my dog's gonna die if you don't cheat on this girl you have to cheat on this girl so this is like andrew approaching you okay andrew's like hey binks is like gonna get killed you have to cheat on your girlfriend to save my dog okay the catch is your girlfriend can never know why you cheated on her you can never tell her she'll never find out why you did it but she knows she'll find out that you did it okay okay how hot's the girl you're in love you're in love you want to spend the rest of the girl there is no oh you can pick whatever i mean i don't whoever you want i don't know if it's whoever you want but it's like so here's the for me. I haven't gotten that far in the question.

So, is there more to this? I haven't gotten as far as like who you're cheating on. Okay. Maybe, I mean, if you want to like make that up yourself. Make it a little more specific. Okay. If you already have an idea, that's probably bad, right? The girl that you're with is going to know who it is, but she won't know why you did it.

So, just know that you did it. Well, if it's Andrew's dog, I care less. If it's my dog, now I care. Cooper, I care less. If it's my dog, now I care. Cooper. Cooper's dying. If it's Cooper or Arthur. And you're in that situation,

so you have to ask Andrew. I have to, no, no, this is what I'm thinking though. So it's like, it's not to save your own dog, it's to save your best guy's dog. It's to save your best friend's dog

and your best friend is like, dude, I don't want my dog to die. Inks fucking sucks though. That's not true. He's like, dude, I,

okay, let's, buddy, your best friend, your best friend wants you to do it. Buddy was gonna die any day. Your best die. Inks fucking sucks though. That's not true. He's like, dude, I... Okay, let's... Buddy. Your best friend wants you to do it. Buddy was gonna die any day. Your best friend wants you to do it though. Puppy Buddy. He's three years old in his prime.

Logan, please, dude. I need you. I would let Buddy die. But this is my thing. Buddy was a great dog. Yeah, Buddy was... I love Buddy. He was all right.

This is my deal. Okay. So I have been in positions in my life where that's where my brain was. Like, this is the love of my life. This is it. I'm never going anywhere, right? I like this a lot. You've been there, though?

Each thinks the same way. I've been there. And I've had the hottest fucking girls of all goddamn time. Like, one of them drove me home. One of them. Like, you're in you're in this you're in the position to capitalize

and I could have fucking executed like six times and I didn't because I was like no this is my fucking no but this is like

like for sure this is the woman that it's gonna it's not that you think that but you could have held a gun to my head I would have said that's the truth

okay I've been there of like that's the truth I'm so sorry've been there. I'm like, that's the truth. I'm so sorry. I know. I know. But this is my point.

It's like, now I know. That was stupid. You're woke now. Now I know. You know what? So today. Shoot your shot. Today you're saying yes.

Is that what you're saying? You're saving beats. I mean, you know. I'm in your boat, think you know i mean i mean if you really think about it i knew you guys first right yeah you guys but it's not like but yeah but it's not like i'm doing it to save your life i'm doing to save your dog's basically your kid's life it's i mean you you will never have a child in your life because nobody loves you. Okay.

So your dog is all you have. Yes. Okay. That's fair. So I'm like, yo, I gotta do this for Bo. I mean, it's like, look. He really needs this. Yeah.

She'll take one on the chin, but I know I did the right thing. You know what I mean? Meech's argument was that, dude, you don't even know if she's going to leave you. Because he was talking to Adrian. Adrian has like his girl that he's in love with. He's like, no, I wouldn't do it. He's like, you wouldn't do it? You wouldn't cheat on your girlfriend for my dog?

And he has a dog that's his baby. And him and Adrian live together. So it's in the house. That's Adrian's dog too. That's part his dog. That's 25% his dog. You're going to let my dog die? So he asked me the same question.

And I'm like, obviously, I'm like, I feel like for me i'm like okay i'm going to my friend if you came up to me i was like dude you need to cheat on your girl i'm probably gonna do it but i also don't know what i would do in that situation because i've never been in love like that so if i was maybe i'm i don't know it's not even in love you've never look okay we don't have to go there like that was just me talking we don't have to escalate the situation you've never gone on like three consecutive dates and like man i want to do this again but was that true my fault it's not my fault is that true you've never gone on three consecutive dates no i've been i've talked to i feel like the longest i've talked to was probably like a couple weeks well he did he did go out with one of our friend's sisters like a long time okay i remember

that that came that was not how many dates was that dude that was also hilarious i'm literally like like i went to florida recently and i'm like landing in the airport and i'm like going to my uh like my hotel okay and i'm like with my friends like we're hanging out they're like texting me like random shit this girl so it's i went on it i went on it okay this is actually that's not true i hooked up with my friend's sister you hooked up with her at nascar when i was 17 what kind of completely random we just kissed but i was 17 you know yeah it's hot it's hot and it's your friend's sister it's so hot it's extra forbidden fruit it was it was it was just like all the right things happened like like my friends

left like we went to nascar like my friend his like his parents would reserve a spot within the track every year trailer area yeah so we would stay there for like a night or two my friends left went home i don't know why they were they wanted to go home i stayed with the intention of mine because i knew she was kind of interested right and i'm like i'm having fun why am i gonna go home him and the friend weren't that close you know so we ended up going to bed we're like flirting all night and i'm 17 so i don't and you know me at 17 i didn't know what the fuck i was doing you're 46 now yes so i'm kind of just like i don't know where this is gonna i don't know where this is gonna go but i want to see where it goes

she like we end up going to bed she's up on an elevated bed like you know like in the rv you have a table and then it converts to a bed so she's up there i'm on the floor her dad is probably asleep in the back there's like three guys also in the trailer this is making it so hot though this is my literally it's so taboo she rolls off the bed like makes a loud like like big yeah and i'm just like next thing you know we're making out on the floor and i just remember like somebody in the back like what is that noise because it's like yeah you know when you're kissing you're like stirring jello yeah yeah and i'm just like dude that or you're working those fingers i didn't know i was not never i was

not in that position yet okay you probably could have done it so anyways that happened and then we kind of like talked for a little bit and i was like okay this is not right like this is not okay i would go over because i would go over to my friend's house his name's zach i'll go over his house all the time yeah like he was like that was the house i would go to all the time that's where i met andrew and stuff like that yeah his big brother basically and i would see her and she would look at me and i look at her and i'm like oh my god i hope nobody finds out anyways years down the line this is when i'm like working now i'm at marquee whatever i can't remember who hit up who she hit me up actually he remembers like that it's crazy

i was gonna say i hit her up but that's not. And I'm not trying to like incriminate myself. So she hit me up. Anyways, we go on one date. We kissed. It was only lips. Nothing, nothing crazy. Okay. I realized after that moment, I don't, I don't, you know. You don't want to do it.

I don't want to do this. It's not worth it. Anyways, years go by. I never told Zach. He never found out. I'm on the plane. I land in my hotel. Her now husband sends me a video like hey

thanks Bo so much like for not not marrying her not like just being that bad my wife

my now wife like I'm very thankful for you like I know you guys had a history and I'm just sitting here he sends you this video he sent me a video

like he's funny he's on a plane no no but like like her husband her husband sent that recording way cooler than Bo Hilarious

And I'm just sitting here Dying And Zach is like Bo is this true I'm gonna fucking kill you I'm like dude I don't know what the fuck You're talking about

Like I never did that This isn't real dude They're just joking Like dude I never did that We had a crush on each other It's like he's dead For like two to three hours And he lands

And like 40 40 text messages Come in I wasn't getting any messages And then all I see is like I'm gonna Literally the last message I saw was It's like he's dead for like two to three hours and he lands and like 40 text messages come in. And then all I see is like, literally the last message I saw was, Bo, I'm going to kill you. Why would Zach say that of all people? And you have to scroll up.

Watch the video. I'm like, holy shit. I couldn't believe it. I would never do that to you, Logan. Never. That is not true. You're telling me if you could go back to high school. You wouldn't do that to me. Uh-huh.

Who would you do that to? Like, if we weren't. We would have to be. We would have to be, like, you know. Hey, guys. So one of our co-producers is in the room. He's just hanging out.

Oh, my God. Listen, in my defense, it could have been much worse, okay? I've got a little bit of morals. Right over my head at the start. Hold on. Let's give everyone the backstory. I've got a little bit of moral, okay? A little bit of morality. Hold on, let's give everyone the backstory. And the car started laughing. I've got a little bit of moral, okay?

A little bit of morality. Give us the backstory so everyone else is caught up with what's going on. They know. They don't know. So what's going on? No, they got it. I would never do that to you, Logan. Okay, so then I'll have to do it. So our co-producer is in the room right now who sponsored this, which is awesome.

But anyways, so he has a sister right okay and you know just a sister and obviously that's family right yeah it's family it's blood and you know we're all really he would never do that obviously he would never do that we're all in the same room right now you would never do that right but something happened to Andrew and our co-producer's sister co-mingled. Okay. Is that right? Is that true?

I mean, it's... I was there, so it's true. It's a little skewed. And so they co-mingled. Nothing to full penetration, obviously. I think they also kissed, right?

They kissed though. They did what I did. They did what you did. They did exactly what he was just making fun of me for. How many times did you do it? Well, once with tongue. More than once.

Once with tongue. I never tongue. Once with regular lips? I don't know. I don't know if I believe that. No, I never tongue. You ask. We have a liar.

You can ask. You can ask. Never tongue. I'm sorry, Carter. You're guilty for two strikes. I'm guilty for two. I went back. But it was like four years down the line. Four years later. I forgot about it. You're an old man. Yeah, I'm sorry, Carter. You're guilty for two strikes. I'm guilty for two. I went back. But it was like four years down the line.

Four years later. I forgot about it. You're an old man. Yeah, I didn't know. You need to touch every now and then. I didn't know about the possibilities. You need a refresher. Yeah.

It got better. Yeah, like maybe I forgot about why. Now, Andrew, how many strikes are you guilty with? Two. Two. No, I promise it's two. No. Once was at the co-producer's house

and once was here. I remember a couple times going out too. Was there ever a bar? There was a bar. I was there. That was once. That was one time. Wait, so that's another one.

That's three now. No, no, no. Okay, in his defense, he never kissed her at the bar. That's the second one. Okay. Okay. Can I close that? Or no kissed her at the bar. That's the second one. Okay. Okay. Can I close that?

Or no? It's all right. It's whatever. Honestly, yeah, I'm cheating on my girlfriend. Fuck. I mean, I'm killing beings. Fuck that dog. So the first time.

Dog's a piece of shit. It's not a good dog. Yeah, fuck that dog. The first time it was, we were out. No, no, no. First time was at their house. I left my fucking hydro there. This was after Carter's wedding.

On purpose. No, no, I promise. On purpose. Yeah, I get it. Oh, I left my hydro hydro there this was after carter's wedding on purpose no no i promise yeah i get it oh we bought the hydro oh and yeah it started at oceanside right we have this yearly trip you know we go and boat was there i was not really given into it you know i'm i'll go with words i was like okay attention is nice whatever attention is nice and this was the night when you're on vacation. Oh my God. Dude, and now we're somewhere different, different environment. It's like, hey, anything goes here. Yeah.

Anything goes here. This was the night you guys went skinny dipping. I was going shot for shot with fucking Carter's dad. Oh yeah, I remember that. And I could not hang. Carter's dad is the same dad as the daughter. The daughter. Yes.

So you're going shot for shot with. So you're not. Yeah. The daughter's dad. The best. Yes. Uh-huh. So you're like shot for shot with. Yep. So you're not. And they. Yeah. The daughter's dad. The best part is, is they knew. She told everybody she fucking knows. Just so you guys know. So there's no secret whatsoever.

Yeah. But. Jesus Christ, dude. Fuck your daughter. I know. They probably can't even hear it, to be honest. No, they probably can't. Yeah, they definitely can't.

Okay, anyways. So yeah. So. Oceanside came, right? Mm-hmm. And. Bo is aware i was i was pretty good at deflecting yeah the whole time they they all went got naked in the ocean that was great me i wasn't there for that me and fucking trey lost my shorts yes so mad about that beau fell asleep on the couch and i got the picture of me flipping them off yes that was a great night and uh yeah so that happened and then

she was like, she got on my little, it was like one cushion of a couch and I was like sleeping with my knees in my fucking throat. I was like, look, we can't do this. There's too many people here and you're Carter's sister. I would never do that. Never. Never in my life I would do this.

And so, that's how it all started, right? Carter gets married. Big mistake for both of us. I have no idea what you're talking about. So that night was tough for both of us, right? And so, you know, at this point. I have no idea what you're talking about. Big mistake for both of us. All of us fall asleep in Carter's room, you know,

and that was number one, right? All of us do. Maybe a smooch or two, whatever. Do you mean you two? in Carter's room, you know, and that, that was number one, right? You know, maybe, maybe a smooch or two, whatever. Do you mean you two? I mean,

you had some drinks. It was me. Well, you were out in the back. Yeah, you were. You were in your own business. You had other priorities.

That doesn't sound right. Yo, I forgot about that. That's true. Yeah, so there was that. It happened. That doesn't sound right.

It was like me, Cade, Averyvery Trey co-producer sis in one room and you saw the picture I was balled up

the other way you know whatever just trying really not to cause any fucking problems whatsoever and I left my hydro flasher that day

and she was like hey you left this here come get it I guarantee you she took that as like he left this here on purpose yeah well you know like how girls leave like little gems all the time yeah or stuff like that oh i love oh i left my hair ties yeah i i promise that wasn't the case but i did go back to get it and on on my life co-produ okay, I did not know it was just me and her there when I went to go get it.

And before I knew it, I'm playing Mario Kart. Oh, no. Uh-huh. In Carter's room. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. In Carter's room? I'm so sorry.

Big old love sack. Did you know this? Big old love sack. Did you know it was your own room? Trying to make moves, you know, whatever. I'm like, look, I got to go. As I'm leaving, little smooches, I'm leaving. And I was, I mean, I was surprised.

But I was like, all right. Okay, this is the one rare time I'm going to come to his defense. You never really, like, you were always to me, like, no, like, I don't want to do this. Like, that's Carter's sister. Like, this is not don't want to do this. Like that's Carter's sister. Like this is not something I want to do. Yes. In his defense, which is fair.

It's fair. Now, do you put yourself in a bad position sometimes? Yes. But maybe just to see where, yeah. It is fun. You just want to know,

okay. And then you, you, you find out and you're like, okay, I don't want this. It does not matter who it is. She could be a troll.

And if she's showing you attention, fuck, does that feel good? Okay okay i deal with you guys all day and it's like all right everybody shits on me whatever it's who my friends are i'm cool with that but as soon as somebody's like kind of nice to me this is new i'm like wait a second you know it's very fair over when we were in Ohio, the lows, this guy would go to get attention. Oh my God. You would tell me too, like, dude,

I'm not getting anything out here. You think a Vegas five is bad. A five in Vegas is like a nine out there in Ohio. But there is not shit. Ohio three. He's, he's like, please.

I was talking, I didn't meet meet up i met up with one person and she was a real life witch so like yeah i gotta get the fuck out of here okay i'm no thanks it's not worth it you know i did go out the 100 i took his car and everything he's great friend for let me use it yep i drove like like 20 minutes to this bar i had no idea how to get there all the way across ohio yeah you And I was like, she's got a fucking kid and she's a witch. It gets to that point, you know,

you go a couple months, you're like, I need something. See, that's my thing, is if she's a witch, I don't care. I still would have been down. That might have added to it.

Could have. I don't know. Could have played into it. His grandma's a witch, though. It's too close to home. Not your grandma. Great grandma. Yeah, yeah.

I just, I know like a, I mean, I've heard a little bit, I don't know for sure, but I've heard a little bit about it and I'm just, it's not worth it, you know? That's fair. It's not.

But, you know, whatever it is, two strikes is fine. Third strike is when you're out. So two is safe. I'm still at the plate, you know? I give him a lot of shit for that. He's better than me in that scenario because I definitely played into it for sure. And look, moms, moms was here one of the nights when Bo tried to get me to go home

and fucking die in a drunk lady's car. I ended up taking co-producer sis home. Oh. Like a good guy. We were out. That was my,

that was your birthday. I remember it because that was your first. I mean, it wasn't on my birthday, but yeah, it was your 21st like celebration.

We went out to the bars. Actually, I was about to go home with a girl and he cock blocked me to be honest. Dude, she was not worth it. And she was like, i'm playing like we i'll drive that was okay that's an over exaggeration she was fucked and i was like bo i'm not getting in this car i'm not getting

that was not true you're overplaying that oh we almost died that night it's a good thing that i was shocked sober she was fucked okay dude we're like chilling by this guy's car you know how we like when you go out and you're like look this is not like if i walked in the bar this is not the woman i'm gonna choose out of everybody but when the when it's closing hour you know she came to me and the opportunities there it's like when you're 35 on a thursday at a bar and you haven't you haven't had very much sex in your life it's like look this she wants to come home like she wants me to go home with her i'm gonna go home with her so like we go back to his car he's with the house he's with co-producer's sister i'm not with okay first of all this is poor wording the whole time he was trying to avoid the situation i was kind of putting him in this situation because

i had my girl he thought it was funny yeah he thought it was funny meanwhile it was my other friend like this is like a kind of like a side topic so we're like chilling by the car my other friends are at the bar and i guess like these guys got into a fight like in the parking lot no it was in the bar first one of them yes one of them got kicked out so this guy got into like a fight got jumped by like three guys next thing you know like these three guys are like running like you seem like running across the desert and it's the one guy who had like got jumped is like coming over to like where we're standing we're in the corner of the parking lot as far away from them as possible like and i'm just hanging out here like about to get laid yeah she's just my age i said she smokes in the house next thing you know this

this guy's like walking up to us with like his hand in his waist no no no it was out it was outside of his fucking pants

and he's like walking up to us he's like is that them is that them right there and like thank god we're the kids

that jumped him I have some like Daniel's a real ass friend Daniel and Bobby Bobby was there too they like ran up to this guy

I was like that's not them that's not them and That's not them. And I'm like drunk. I don't know what the fuck is going on. Yeah. It's me. That's what Bo's doing.

It's me. He got like pretty close. It's like, oh yeah, that's not them. I didn't see the gun. I didn't even know he had a gun. Dude,

no, no trying to hide it. Nothing. Just had like a pistol, like walking with his side. It's like, yo, is that them right there?

And I look at Bo and Bo's like, so you're going to take it. I'm like, I'm side. It's like, yo, is that them right there? And I look at Bo and Bo's like, so you're going to take it? I'm like, I'm in the moment. I'm like, hey, like Bo, Bo, hello, we're about to fucking die.

Wake up. Right now. Thank God his friends were like somewhat cognitive. I don't know if he would have actually done anything, but yeah, thank God that my friend was like.

I don't want to find out. You never know. I don't know, yeah. We know people who have been shot. Yes. Over house parties. Nothing. And so. There's a guy that goes to our gym. I don't want to find out you never know I don't know yeah we know people who have been shot yes over house parties nothing

and so there's a guy that goes to our gym is that the same guy yeah same guy yeah that's scary that's tough I don't know

yeah it is that person it was that night yeah and so I was like and her friend left her co-producer's sister her friend left her this has got to be so tough

for her man we got to change the subject it's like I mean nothing happened so I don't feel i don't feel too bad andrew is a good friend he's not a bad friend but it was like i try to play it to where he's not a good friend just to make him feel like a piece of shit sometimes co-producers he was respectful about it co-producers mom talked to logan's mom about it and then logan's mom obviously is like funny and cool so she talked to me about it. Mom has no filter.

And I was like, fuck, dude. Everybody knows about this. Well, she was going around like, yo, I like Andrew. Like, I like Andrew. Yeah, I don't blame her. I'm fucking. She, you know, could have been a good brother for C-Bone. I mean, I don't think he would have been mad if you were his. Oh, yeah.

No, he told me he wouldn't be mad at all. Yeah. I think that'd be a good opportunity. Actually, Robert told me also. Really? Yeah, he was like,

do it, man. I really like your sister's husband right now. Oh, dude, I love him. He's super cool. I love him. He's really cool. Yeah.

Honestly, an upgrade. So... Okay. Okay. Way taller. Way higher on the standard Yeah He's a little bit taller

And I guarantee he can't dunk He's like 6'5 How tall is he? Exactly That's my point He's tall He's dunking Does he have a job?

He does have a job He does have a job He's definitely got a job I am an investor My money My money's working for me right now His money's working for him Yeah his money's working for him

That's cool That's fair. Come on, bro. Front everybody? Like this? This is his job. This is bullshit. This is his job.

Guys, please fucking help me. For the love of God. I need this right now. Fuck you, dude. I did... What you did was way worse. What did I do? Okay.

You know what we did. The same night. I have no idea what you're talking about. Two strikes. I do? Okay. You know what we did. The same night. I have no idea what you're talking about. Two strikes. I'm still in the game, okay? Two strikes. Whatever. Everything's patched up.

We're cool. I didn't get invited to the birthday, but whatever. I'm not mad about it. Now we're fine. I got a little bit of morals, you know? The question here, okay. I would do it. I would save the dog, I think.

I forgot that's where we were. i would save the dog i think i forgot that's where we were the dog too but i was gonna ask another question which i've thought thought about a few times if andrew had a sister she'd be would you would you do it in that scenario would you would you mess with his sister if drew had a sister if drew but it didn't look like man it looked like me but a girl no it looked like the mix, but it was good. God, it sucks. Like curly hair? Like curly hair, but not too curly. That's Logan's fucking type. Like greenish blue eyes.

But for some reason, she's kind of tan. Yes. She's like two years younger than Andrew, maybe a year. So he started going to the gym. She started going to the gym. Younger? You want him younger? You're 23.

She's 21. He's 23. You're 45 I'm not talking about fucking your sister what picture are you painting here I'm not trying to

fuck your sister I'm still following but 21 are my fucker anyways that's fair 45 to 21 mom come in here that's easy

right now that's not too far okay so she looks good she looks good she looks good you come to the house we're doing a podcast

I'll go shave right now if you want to picture it I'll shave Andrew's like I really want to go She looks good. She looks good. She looks good. You come to the house, we're doing a podcast. I'll go shave right now if you want to picture it. I'll shave. Andrew's like, I really want to go edit this right now. You know, you're out. And I'm just hanging out in the living room. Just hanging out looking good in the tank top. I'm looking good. Looking big.

Right. Yeah, that's true. Post-workout, little pump, bicep vein showing. Looking jacked. And she kind of just comes and hangs out on the couch with you. And what does she do? She's just a little close. She's a little close. A little close. you're starting to question what is she gets cold

okay so does she does get cold does she does she why are you playing into this right now this is your sister i don't have a sister i don't care she gets so cold andrew has literally put me in a position before like he like was talking to me as what you're describing happened in real life. Who? You know what I'm talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think I have any idea. When was this?

You know when this was. I'm drawing a blank. You said. I can never tell when he's being serious or when he's fucking around. No, dude. He's a great liar. My memory is shot. Yeah.

Okay, he's lying. Anyways, continue. But he's literally anyways continue but like he's literally encouraging the entire situation where he's like you should you should do it you should do this

just me though was it just me no dude you're a big influence you had three voices in your head all saying do it

jump do it jump do it and then you had this Alaskan boy that was like oh yeah

do it I think that was your tipping oh, yeah, do it. I think that was your tipping point, to be honest. No, it was like the one guy with the level head and shoulders. You know what? No, but like I've done what you just said before. I've done literally that. Like to what fucking you just described.

Yeah, but not with like, this is your boy. That's true. This is your boy. I'm not related to James at all. Like this is like you grew up with him. Mm-hmm. But his sister's hot. It's like 10 years of friendship.

You're gonna fuck my sister? Be honest. You know what I mean? There's been so many times where, dude, we're playing basketball. Hey, if I make this shot,

can I fuck your sister? That was him. That was him. And he made it. I made the shot. And he made it. He made it. I was there.

It was like a fucking half court, maybe three court. It was a good shot. No, it was a corner shot. And I made the shot. And he made it. He made it. I was there. It was like a fucking half court, maybe three court. It was a good shot. It was a corner shot. It was worse. It was a corner shot from the grass. From the grass. Yes. I remember that.

And I said she had to eat. Your ass. My ass. Don't she had to eat your grandma's fruit salad out of my ass. My grandma would make me fruit bowls. It's very specific. So I don't, I mean. I agreed to it because I'm like, no way he makes a shot.

No way he makes that shot. I'm a winner, bro. And now there's interest too. Because that's like, I mean, I agreed to it because I'm like, no way he makes a shot. No way he makes that shot. I'm a winner, bro. And now there's interest, too. Because that's like three years ago, four years ago. Tough. How does that work? Would you do it?

You gotta do it. For no money either. It's so hard because you cannot like, Think about a younger you. Younger me. Yeah. I mean,

I've already done it, so I'm probably gonna do it again. Younger you. Not that I would want to, but if she was like, if she was my type, and she sounds like she is, if want to, but if she was like, if she was my type. Uh-huh. I don't know. If younger me,

maybe younger relationship with Andrew. Relationship, now I don't think I could do it. I know. Because we're so close and I don't want to ruin that. You ever would? Now that I'm older,

I understand like the importance of having like really good friends in your life. I don't want to ruin that. I don't want to be that guy. You could really fuck up a dynamic. But if I'm 18, 19, you know,

his sisters, I might do it. You're innocent innocent at night i'm a different and my hormones are doing different things i probably do it but bo you remember 19 we gotta pin this like 25 for bo yeah that is when he's first starting out but i can't say i'm 25 with with a 17 year old doesn't sound right that is true you know what i mean yeah that's all right I'm, I'm 35 hanging out with 23 or yeah, that's already weird enough. So weird. 42,

but 42 dude, shut up. I look good on today. 43 birthday. Happy birthday, by the way. Thanks man. So proud of you,

man. Are we still, it's still my birthday. I would have killed myself if I were you. Oh man. It's tough. Yeah. I'm,

I'm, I'm killing or no, I'm not killing the dog. I'm, I'm, I think, I think, I think if it's my fuck, like if it's tough yeah i'm i'm killing or no i'm not killing a dog i'm i think i think i think if it's my fuck like if it's my genuine like good friend well okay so you asked me to kill his dog or save his dog i probably do it but it's so hard to answer that question when i don't have that girl in my life you both have girls right and i don't want to put you in a position where you know they stumble upon this video that we post and they're like, you would cheat on me? I do it.

For a dog? Yeah, they would know, you know. It's not just a dog, though. It's Beau's only thing he'll ever love. It's the only thing that I have in my life. That he'll ever have. Yeah. I mean, you can't knock me for it.

No. If you do, you're selfish. Really. If you think about it. I need to do what I need to do for my friends. Meech was convinced, like probably not even gonna leave me. I could cheat like you think this is gonna be

the first time I cheated on her? I never met her but I like Meech. We need to get Meech on here soon. Dude I'm gonna cheat on her regardless.

You think I'm not gonna save the dog? But you gotta remember Meech is a good looking light skin. Like 6'2", 6'1". Just athletic.

Good looking. He's got braids. Really? He's got braids. Same thing with his brothers brother like six four light skin green eyes it's like oh my god it's they just walk around at work fucking stupid the the amount of times i've been at work and i go like because devin will literally like he doesn't like getting hit on my girls so like i'll go up when he's getting hit on and i

just hear oh my god your eyes are so pretty oh Oh my god. And I'm just like, I fucking can't stand hearing this over and over every day. And he just gives me this little smirk like he knows. Dude, fuck you, man. Like, fuck you. So funny. Love those guys, though. We'll have them on here next time. We need to get a fourth mic.

Which I thought we were supposed to have a fourth mic. It's in the mail. I don't want to point your fingers. It's in the mail. Christmas, COVID, there's a lot of It's in the mail. It's in the mail. Christmas, COVID. There's a lot of shit going on. We literally got the face of our fucking company right here. I'll take the trade. Yeah. It's fine.

There's a lot going on in the world. Real quick, if you could give yourself a new name, what would it be? A new name. Like you had to give yourself a, like you had to rename yourself. I kind of like my first name. I like my, Andrew's fucking lame. Yeah, Andrew sucks. Andrew's fucking lame. Andrew sucks Andrew's fucking lame

you guys are stupid as fuck generic white guy name Andrew I almost was named Blaze by the way that's terrible all much better

all offense to every Blaze out there your name fucking blows but my mom wanted to name me Blaze I would hate you even more if your name was fucking Blaze thank god for my dad

he'd be like yo that name is fucking terrible that's terrible it's a bad name yeah so I'm cool with Andrew Andrew's not He'd be like, yo, that name is fucking terrible. That's terrible. It's a bad name. Yeah, so I'm cool with Andrew. Andrew's not too bad. I like Bo a lot. I know you have to change it.

You have to get a new name. First and last name? No, no, just first name. You gotta do it. What would it be? I know I didn't give you guys time to think about it, but I would have to go sit down, do some research.

Research? No, because I thought about what I'm going to name my kid and I don't even know. I understand. You're on the clock. You have 10 seconds. Honestly, I I thought about what I'm going to name my kid, and I don't even know. I understand. You're on the clock. You have 10 seconds. Honestly, I like Bruce.

I go with Bruce. You go with Bruce. Yeah, that seems like a fucking tank. I like Bruce. Yeah, I go Bruce. I go Bruce for you. My sister's kid's name is Jace. I like Jace a lot.

Okay. I like that name. Stupid. What do you want to do, Logan? I think it's a really funny name, but Dudley. Dudley. I think it suits the outfit you have on right now. You would be extra stupid if your name was Dudley.

It would be perfect, though. Nobody's going to take you seriously. You know my name is Dudley. Dud. Fucking Dudley. You go by Dud. No, I wouldn't go by Dudley. I'd call him Dud.

I could not go by Dudley. Everybody would call you Dud. I'd call him Dud. Everybody. If someone called me Dud, dude. Duddy. Duddy. Come here, Dudley. You go by Dud. No, I wouldn't go by Dud. I'd call him Dud. You have to. I could not go by Dud. Everybody would call you Dud. I'd call him Dud. Everybody. If someone called me Dud, dude. Duddy. Duddy. Come here, Duddy.

All right. You'd be the neighborhood idiot for sure. That's all right. Yeah, no, I'd love that for you. Yeah. A hundred percent. Dudley. Yeah, Dudley.

I'm going to call you Dudley. It does suit him a little bit. Yes. I like Dudley. You do look like a Dudley. I'll take it. But you're like the guy that you talk to. You're like, oh, there's way more to this guy. He's not as stupid as I thought he was. He's not a Dudley I'll take it but you're like the guy that you talk to you're like oh there's way more to this guy

he's not as stupid as I thought he was he's not a dud you know it'd be nice I like that Dudley I'd go Bruce

I'd go Bruce you'd be Jace Jace I like Jace I mean that might be I like Jace it's whatever it's a really sporty kid

sporty Jace I'm a fan of that I mean I wouldn't be opposed to naming my kid that, but at this point, it's like, I can't. Oh, my bad, my bad. You know, I can't steal the name. Yeah.

My brother's kid's middle name is Gray. I kind of like that, too. Gray. Not for me, though. Yeah, you're not cool enough for that. Yeah, I'm not like... Yeah, that's it. You're too like...

I'm too normal. It's like, what else is going on with this guy? You're just like generic. I don't know how to describe it. Exactly. No, that's the word You're too like. I'm too normal. It's like. You're like. What else is going on with this guy? You're just like generic. Yeah. I don't know how to describe it. Yeah. Exactly. No.

That's what I was looking for. Generic. That's exactly. Generic. He's so like. I'm not mysterious at all. Like mid. Yeah.

He's just average. Exactly. Totally. He's like the most average you could ever get. You put that so well. Yeah. I'm not good at anything. I'm just okay at everything.

Yeah. True. A hundred percent. That sucks. Better than being bad at everything. I don't know. Because if you're bad at things, you could be really good at some.

You're just average at everything. It's all right, man. It's whatever. Just getting old. I think this is a great point to hit our outro. I think we should keep it around this time frame.

This is great. It was a good celebration for your birthday. No, I couldn't ask for anything else. Which he did have to pay us to was a good celebration for your birthday no this is i i couldn't ask for anything else which he did have to pay us to hang out with him for his birthday that's fair really quick let's hit on one thing real fast before okay okay last podcast right before we shot we encouraged beau to shoot his shot i shot my shot which blows my mind. Okay. This girl, this girl follows me on Instagram. Okay.

A couple of days go by. I like one of her pictures when she posted it. She goes back and likes my picture. I never post on Instagram. So she goes back and likes my latest picture. 2017. He has four posts over 10 years. Okay.

Whatever. So she likes my last post. I'm like, that's got it. That's got to be like a sign. It 100%.'m an idiot i never respond whatever stupid she unfollows me i didn't even realize she unfollowed me the other night we're doing the podcast she sends another request because my profile is private i'm like okay so what happened this girl's gotta be interested she saw the story from me and she's like, oh, shit, I remember this kid. Let's get back into it.

So she sent that second request hoping that you would hit. This was before we put the podcast. This was before. Okay. Yes. So she didn't know that yet. I'm thinking this is free. Yeah.

She obviously wants me to DM her. She's giving you a second shot. She wants me to send this message. I send the message. No response for a while. You know, not seen yet. So I'm like, okay, maybe, you know, she's busy. Four hours later, seen.

Nothing. That hurts so bad. Dead air. What does that mean though? I wish I, that's never happened to me. I wish I could help him. Look, that doesn't make sense. Why, like, why go through all that to not reply?

Well, we touched on this last time. Am I that ugly? It's because he's ugly. Am I that ugly? Are you just playing with my emotions at that point? You want like this fucking guy thinks he can have me? Maybe she was working like a charity case for you. You think so?

Yeah. That's cool. That's cool for her though. She's nice for that. She wouldn't do that to me. I don't think she would do that to me. I'm really proud that you shot your shot though. Look, I want to be better. That good and i want like it's just i need the opportunity once the woman comes the next woman i'm with i'm genuinely gonna give like

i'm gonna give a chance to i'm gonna try my best have have you ever shot your shot and it not landed like be real once and i was there literally i've only done it one time we were at a bar and it was actually fucking birthday night parkway no yes it was that was the same night it was just early we got there and i didn't say anything because you know how we think like everybody's looking at me you know whatever i don't know if maybe i'm crazy i don't know in his defense she was looking over and he told me he was like dude i played into it but i genuinely believe i'm like this girl is looking at him. Something's going on. So I was like, hey.

There's no reason to be glancing back. Yeah. You know, I hit it with like, though, like, you know, we should hang out, you know, whenever you're done doing this bullshit, whatever, working at a bar. I don't even know if you said that. You just were like, oh, like, I thought you, I don't even know what you said. You were just like, yeah, like, I just, I saw you. I thought you were, I don't even know if you said you thought you were pretty.

I probably did like a slip compliment, you know, like. It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. It was gentlemanly and then what she said she's like oh oh thank you but i have a boyfriend huh i don't understand women that's a whole other topic does he know that you're looking at me like that does he know that because i'll tell him i wanted to ask her like hey okay were you looking though like were you like you just wanted to see if he like he would be interested like the one and only time i've ever done that and it didn't work so now it's just never again so that's that's not the way to think about it that's exactly the way to think about it no it

didn't work once it's never gonna work again bingo why would i ever put myself in that position yep we've talked about richard before richard is literally like like hey you're really hot let's do it no hey you're really hot let's do it no

hey you're like he just fuck it next one fuck it go again go again

I care about my win loss though so I can do that I know but like if you care about getting wins on the board

that's how you have to think about it that's fair at a 5% win rate I can't run that no thanks who knows that anyone's ever

gonna look at, oh. Well, you got to think, Richard is not, he don't look like you. No, nobody look like me. Exactly. You don't look, you don't have a long face like you do. Yeah. If you're short torso, long legs, like he's not built differently like you. That makes sense.

That makes sense. All right, guys. No, this has been fun. This is a lot of fun. Yeah. I had a lot of fun on my birthday. For sure. I'm glad we were all able to come together. All right, guys. No, this has been fun. This is a lot of fun. I had a lot of fun on my birthday. For sure. I'm glad we were all able to come together.

This was a great... This wasn't technically my birthday present, but I appreciate you, Carter, especially for everything that you had to go through for this episode. Yeah, it was Andrew. But we appreciate you being here. This is okay.

You have any closing remarks? No, I'm ready to get the fuck out of here. So this was fun. A lot of fun. You guys will see us next time? See us next time. Hopefully every week. We try to do the fuck out of here. So, uh, this was fun. A lot of fun. You guys will, uh, see us next time. See us next time.

And hopefully every week we're trying to do once a week. Yeah. But you know, it's, it's holidays. Maybe you guys so busy. So yeah, it's tough.

We jobs. Yeah. Whatever. It's not a big deal. I don't care about that shit. Anyway, I will see you guys next time. It's been a pleasure.

Hit our outro. Beautiful. We just.