Who Knows? Who Cares. - Cum Hacks.

Episode Date: November 22, 2023

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You got to start choking it out. Watch your head just swell because you're just shoving blood into it and choking it out. And then it's like, wait a second, I can't breathe. And then it calms down. Either way, that's not, what it really is, is you just have, you're just super sensitive. That's not real. You're just super sensitive. So we've got calluses.

Yeah. Our hands are tough. I just got to start fucking. Yeah, I mean. But you get any any action any action whoa whoa yeah what is this giddy you're so excited to cross the finish line but logan and i are the turtles you're the rabbit just burning everything that's how you don't shit your pants but you shit into your okay that's good don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's fair. Don't lie. Yeah.

I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't, I didn't. You know what Bo said? Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. We need it. I like the ringtone one more. It's different.

We might have gotten into something deep there for a second. We're here again. Surprise, surprise. What episode are we on now? We're... Something crazy. 75, 80? We've been doing this for so long. Something actually insane.

Back. I don't know. And we're back. We're back. There you go. Here we are. Any cool weeks? Dude, that's Patreon stuff right there.

I know. That feels good, right? That does feel good. It's Patreon stuff. It's a little tease. What are we on? What happened this week? What did we do this week?

Andrew came to our solar meeting. Yes, he did. Which was a great time. Yeah, he did. We're in the car this morning, dude, and i did not want to be there and he's just like let's fucking go why the fuck did you agree to this man like i was gonna wake up go to the gym enjoy my day i had gone to bed i'm glad you got a taste of it though went to bed 7 a.m and uh was up at 8 38 45 ish and i was lit i literally pulled up his his message thread to text him and he immediately he's like are you up i'm like fuck yeah bo wanted i really hope that anything else to happen yeah he hates going to those

it's not that i hate it it's just a period right now where it's a little weird there's a competition so i feel like I need to be involved and I don't want to be too involved. You know what's going to be great, though? But I should be involved. Because, so, Bo's... I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later.

I don't know who watches this. Yeah, we got to be careful. We got to be careful. I'm team money team all the way. Yeah, money team. For sure. Don't put me on that dog team. Anyways, they don't want to hear

about our work stuff. What else did we do? We gambled for this, which is a great time. We did. I had a hot roll. This sad old lady came up next to us. Two old bitches. Yeah, just walk up.

Had no idea what was going on. And she was saying, oh, my husband died. Logan's rolling, and she's just trying to squeeze into a spot that's not even open. As he's rolling to throw $20 on the table, and we're like, oh. She tried to throw $10, but she didn't have a $10. Carter, I've got $30,000 on the table. $30,000 he's gambling with, Carter. It's not a joke.

And this lady's coming in for 20 bones. And asking how to play the game the entire time. I'm in the middle of doing my roll. Hey, can I bet? So what do I do here? Fucking bitch. Shut up. Shut up for one.

Starts talking about her dead husband and all this other shit. Anyways, we lost. No, I wouldn't even. You had a hot roll, dude. Yeah, you had a good roll. Yeah, it was good. It's okay. Definitely better than the first one.

We got to stop gambling. My first one was good for me. No, your first one was good, but the second one was definitely better. The lyrics one was better? Yes. The chorus one? Either one I love. I just love when you call out.

Logan has this thing when he rolls. He picks a genre of things that he wants to call out. His first one was iconic athletes. He fucked up the wrong Manning. He lost Eli Manning. The wrong Manning. He was thinking about Peyton. And then he called Eli Manning.

Craps out seven. I knew it was good. Every time. No, literally, I said Eli Manning looked at them, but I was in the middle of the roll and they all were like, what?

He's an icon? Yeah, and then it, literally, I was like, Peyton, seven, five.

Seven. Seven, yeah. Everything went slow motion for you? The dice were just tumbling. And then you crap out the second time

you're doing movie, or like, song lyrics, and you didn't have one, you're asking for one, and then you said something and you just, I mean like a song lyrics and you didn't have one. You're asking for one. And then you said something and you just, yeah, I didn't fucking, uh, love me by Elvis Presley. And it's just, you changed the whole vibe.

You were doing Drake, Kanye. You were on like the, you know, it's so hard to think of course it's on the spot. I'm terrible. The lyrics were treat me mean and cruel. And I fucking threw it. It was seven. So you got what you asked for. Yeah.

You got treated cruel. It is what it is. We had fun though. We golf was a lot of it. It was seven. So you got what you asked for. Yeah. You got treated cruel. Yeah, it is what it is. We had fun though. We golf was a lot of fun. We did golf. We had, we got Andrew out of the house.

See, I'm really glad that you got to have a golf day before we started working just so you could get some fun in your life. Right, right, right. Before, you know,

you don't have any, you just haven't been able to have a fun day like that in a while. That is true. So I'm glad you got to have one. We got car out of the house. We got Andrew out of the house. Now we can start making money again. Now we gotta get them both. We gotta get us both out of the true. So I'm glad you got to have one. We got Carl out of the house. We got Andrew out of the house. Now we can start making money again. Now we gotta get them both. We gotta get us both

out of the house. My birthday. It's gonna be nuts. 100%. Yeah. It's gonna be nuts. Okay. Let's put it to them. Oh yeah. Give us some. So every time we do a birthday, we have like a theme. A dress up theme. We did the white trash. I think we showed that. We did leather. We did

leather for his birthday. We're trying to think of a theme for my birthday, if you guys have any ideas. Right now, these are kind of the genres we're mixing. We're doing mafia, where we're going to wear old man tuxedos and smoke cigarettes all night, wear sunglasses everywhere. We're going to smoke cigarettes regardless. We are going to do- Only for the costume.

We're thinking Bruce Willis. Bruce Willis night, where we all wear bald caps and dress up as a different Bruce Willis character. Arnold, same thing. But if you guys have any, put it in the comment. I want to see you guys in this.

If you saw six to ten really attractive men in costumes, what would be the costume? Don't do cowboy. Don't do some basic shit. Let's get creative. Yeah. Let's have some fun with this.

We want people to look at us like, what are they doing? Why am I not in this fucking thing right now? How did I miss out on this event? They just get out of a movie cast, which that happens too. Maybe it's just a model set for us. But yeah.

Yeah, I want some input on that. I had a question. I thought of it earlier today because we were talking about so we were golfing we were talking about um is it like a a guy like what what's the reason why we want to purposely hit golf balls into houses oh you thought of this no you said that oh but like that's what created this yeah i was asking if if it was like a man thought or if it was like a mongoloid thought yeah no i think it's a man thought to always think about the worst possible scenario what would happen if i situation like when you're driving a car like i could fucking just yeah like what would happen if i 90 degree turned right now doing 85 that's a man thing i think that's a man thing i don't do that carter i don't know if women have that kind of

those kind of thoughts like there's a there's a there's a little car. I think that's a man thing. I don't know if women have that kind of, those kinds of thoughts. Like there, there's a, there's a, there's a little car driving and I'm driving a truck right now. Yeah. What if I just went head first into it? What would happen?

That's, that's a thought I have, you know, I have that every day, you know, but, uh, so you said that and that made me think like,

Oh, you know, what would happen if let's say the world like was still not running, but like everyone just disappeared. It was just you. Like you's say, the world, like, was still not running, but, like, everyone just disappeared. It was just you. Like, you could go to the grocery store, get food still. Everything's still there. Everything's still there.

There's just no people. There's just no people anymore. What do you do? I feel like I would go just through people's shit. Find out, like, who they are. I would, like, go to, like, to like neighborhoods and like break all the windows. And, uh,

Oh, for the first couple of weeks, I'm breaking everything. I've always wondered what kind of couch is in this house. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going living in like a different house every day, going through their drawers.

Just jacking off everywhere in everybody's houses. Yeah. I mean, wearing their clothes. Yeah. Just like having new people. But like, what do you do after that?

I think I'd get by for a little while and then I'd be like, all right. I think I'd have six months to a year before I went crazy. Like, I think there's enough things that I would want to do with no interruption that I could kind of fill my time. Like, you can't play WoW, dude. Nobody to play against. It's true. I can't.

No internet, basically. No internet. Just, I mean, that's your research. Like I said, I golf a lot. Yeah, I think it'd be a lot of golf, a lot of outside activities. Until the grass got fucked. I'm like, alright, I can't play this shit anymore. Dude, fishing would be nuts. Fishing would be nuts. Oh my god. Wait, I didn't think about that. Fishing would be crazy.

Maybe I'd have like five years just fishing all the time. Floyd Lane would actually be viable. Isn't would actually be viable. Isn't that crazy? Damn. What I mean, though, is things are going to get overgrown, and people aren't going to be taking care of things, but you still have food somehow.

I mean, there's enough canned food everywhere. Yeah, you'll be fine. That you'll live off of it, but it's not like it's all looted and shit. I'd probably go to the pharmacist, just find all the drugs I possibly can, just run the craziest amount of tests I possibly can. Fuck, dude. Get fucking huge.

I'd be on oxys. Yeah. All the time. Try out every drug possible. See how it makes you feel a little bit? Just drive as fast as I possibly could. The fastest cars. That would be fun.

Everything would be like a raceway. Yeah. Yeah, I'd definitely do that a day. So if I didn't die by then. How does this story end though? Yeah. If I don't die by doing dumb shit, then I'm taking myself out.

Yeah, definitely. How long do you think you last before you kill yourself? I think about a year for me. I would say like six months to a year, yeah. Honestly, like the fishing thing is probably going to keep me a long time. Because like what I would do is I would like look for other people like again yeah you're gonna still like you're gonna hold out the hope like wait there's no way your wife wife is out there or

if it's a man that's my husband hey he's willing to get pegged dude we've talked about this i've seen the last of us or is that the it's a good show yeah that one good show yeah that's right the two dudes yeah that was like my favorite... It was a good show. Yeah, that one. It was a good show. Oh, yeah, that's right. The two dudes. That was like my favorite episode, actually. That was a good ass episode. It was a good episode. You put me on that song, I played it on repeat for days.

Dude. I really liked when they were like lighting the fences on fire and fighting the thieves out. Yeah. That shit was cool. But I think fishing would save me a lot i think it'd give me a lot of time i think i try to learn how to fly a plane you know i'm like all right i'm gonna go

you have a lot of practice yeah i'm gonna try to go fucking visit another country let's just take this plane i have no idea how far this thing can go no you just keep doing flight simulators like you find one you just keep practicing i. I think I can do it. I'm ready. I'm willing to... At some point, I'm like, look, I'm okay with dying here. I either make it or I don't. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's try this out. I do Vegas to Boulder City a couple times. Maybe a helicopter's easier? I don't know. Fuck no, it's not. Way harder? Way harder. Okay.

I just feel like landing would be a little easier because I could just ease into it instead of landing in a plane where I have to be going 500 miles an hour. Yeah, but it's not. It's two things. There's two different. I could do anything. No, you couldn't. I could just search.

You're like the back propeller in the main one. As if Bo takes off and then he just starts spitting. I could do it. He's like, oh, no. I got the gun on me at all times. So when I start going haywire, I'm there. Yeah, I feel that. That's how I feel, too, when I'm older. I got the gun on me at all times. So when I start going haywire, I'm there. Yeah, I feel that. That's how I feel, too, when I'm older.

I'm going to just always carry a gun. You were talking about something about that. Yeah. Yeah, like old people always fall, break their hip. So I'm always going to have a gun on me. So if I fall and I can't get to a phone or my life alert's dead, whatever, I'll just fucking blow my brains out right there. Grandpa fell, but he blew his head off.

We were on our way to his house, and he fucking didn't want to wait. He didn't answer our call nine minutes ago. He's already gone. I mean, if I'm like 75, you know, like, oh, fuck. Like, dude, my hip really hurts. It's probably broken. I can't get up. Nobody's going to find me get up nobody's gonna find me

they're gonna find me in a really bad position my dick in my hand somehow my phone could make a call but I got a video pulled up there's just porn always on the TV grandpa that's something I love, you know. Oh, my God.

It'd be so funny. Yeah, I definitely got to keep the quick out, you know, on me. If I was old, I'd keep some sort of poison or drug on me where I could go out and it's not. I don't want my family to walk in and see that. Yeah, but if you like fall, you know, it's probably going to break. Whatever bottle vial it's in. It's not 007, man. You're not going to break, whatever bottle, vial it's in. It's in a... It's not 007, man.

You're not going to put a fucking cyanide dental cap on. I'm going to be like the World War II guys. I'm going to have it in my tooth, and I can just crack it open and just fucking... Yeah. You're not going to have any teeth. I'm going to have dentures, dude. It's going to be fake. That's why you have to have the fake tooth.

That makes sense. I don't want to pull out one of my real teeth for that. Just spit your teeth out and gum it. Until it dissolves. Just suck on it. Dude, I don't want to be old and in a hospital. That shit is... Yeah, it sounds abysmal. I've seen it and I just don't want to be it.

And it's not even like... Even for myself too. I don't even want my family to have to go through that either. You don't want to take care of them is what it is. Yeah. Piece of shit. Not that I don't want to take care of them is what it is yeah piece of shit not that i don't want to take care of them it's just so much like the sadness that you create it's dark it's dark yeah it's just a sad time for everybody at least it's quick okay it sucks but they'll get over it you know what i mean there should be like

a euthanasia thing where it's like hey shit's they have that in other countries i think there is in all sorts of other countries yeah i know but like like here it's like, hey, shit's not... They have that in other countries. I think they do. There is in all sorts of other countries. Yeah, I know, but like here, it's like, hey, listen, your life's not going well. How about you get a bunch of credit cards? Max them out. Live crazy.

Max them out. And like the euthanasia camp is on like a lake somewhere, like a fucking sick-ass scenery where it's like, hey, you get to live here for like two months. It's going to really help you cope, and then like in two months,

we're going to cut it off. Or, like, give a weekend. Like, hey, at the end of this weekend, though. I could see that being your life purpose. You are going to die. But that's okay. We're going to help you get there. Logan will sell it.

I'll sell the fuck out of that, dude. I did a thing in high school about this, like, assisted suicide. I think there's, like, 26 states that, like, offer, like, hey, I want to die. But, like, what I'm saying is, like, instead of, like, states that like offer like hey I want to I want to die but like what I'm saying is like instead of like just like you know right like an injection

you want to go to a resort exactly yeah make it like a an experience like a make a wish yes that should be a thing you can go enjoy your last days

do things maybe you've never done you remember Seattle or like Washington yeah just beautiful scenery a crazy like view and you're like man like this is how I get to die.

I don't want to be a burden to anybody. I just don't want to be a burden to anybody. That's my thing. I would like that. You're not doing a very good job, man. That's a good business. Yeah. Killing people because they want to die.

I think it'd be good. I'll figure it out. What would you call it? Last wish? Happy endings. That's good. That's really good, actually. I'll figure it out. What would you call it? Last Wish? Happy Endings. That's good. That's really good, actually. Does it come with the suggestion of the title?

It comes with whatever you want. When you finish, it's finished. You got the credit card for it. Which package do you want? And we're partnered with Barclays, so you can pick any one. Yes. It's good. It's good.

This is good. That's not a bad idea. And just make sure you write that you pass your debt off. I'm DMed. You can't take it. Fair enough. I like it a lot. What was your thing?

It doesn't really tie into this. That's how we do it. But now I was realizing that, you know, all this white privilege stuff is kind of a thing, you know? Because when we were golfing today, when I got in the car, I was getting a little chilly, I put my jacket on. And as of recently, I started taking care of my skin. I put lotion on. As a kid, I never put it on.

You know, because everybody knows white people, when you get ashy, you don't really see it. It's not too bad. Unless you're, like, really ashy. Right. But, I mean, I just, like, I never had to put lotion as a kid. I remember like kids getting made fun of because they were ashy. It was never me.

It was always a thing and I didn't know. It's like, do you only need lotion once you start using lotion? That's what I was worried about as you become dependent on it. But now that I put it on, I'm like, dude, this shit sucks. I hate wearing lotion. I love it. I get like sticky and everything and I can't stand it. So there's this lotion.

I'll figure it out. I never have that problem. I'll send you the link. You don't feel sticky? There's only one that does that for me. Because all the other ones, I sweat out. Really? If I put on lotion at like 10 a.m. and I go to the gym at 5 p.m when i'm working out my skin feels like i'm

it's like i got pine tar on my skin yeah slimed out right it's a weird thing i don't know and that shit dude it was good lotion i've been on like a weird there's like this app where you can scan products and it'll tell you if there's bad oh yeah i've been on that weird vibe lately. I only use high quality stuff. I hate the way lotion feels on my skin. I can't stand it. I can't not use it now. I still use it. It feels fine once it's done and

gone. It's dried and whatever. What about white privilege though? I was super lucky not having to wear lotion as a kid. White privilege is not having to wear lotion. Right. Not having to. I don't know if that's shitty, but it's like, I hate it. It's a new thing, though.

I fucking hate it. I feel sticky all the time. And, like, the thing that, like, I think it makes me sweat more. I don't know if my pores are clogged or what. It probably just makes you feel the sweat more. My nose gets wet when I put it on, like a moisturizer. And I can't stand it. I don't have that feeling.

It's not even hot, but if I were to go like this, it's wet. Yeah, there's a slime. And I fucking hate it. And after basketball, I feel like I have water that's over my skin. And I can't stand it. What kind of lotion are you using? I need thick shit. I have sensitive skin. And I can't stand it. What kind of lotion are you using? I need thick shit. I have sensitive skin.

You need to use good shit, not cheap shit. I use the... It's like a gold bond, either like an oatmeal thing or like an aloe vera thing. There's also another thing. There's like Cetaphil, which is good. Cetaphil's too weak for me. It just drives me out.

It doesn't do anything for me. You just need to use the high quality shit, the expensive stuff. Cetaphil's like the cheapest thing you can find no we're gonna use heavy shit water it down mix it

no like you literally like use water like put it on your hand and then like put some water in your hand and like make it super wet okay and then put it on

like you guys have seen I get like red like above my eyelids when my shit gets dry yeah I probably have some right now I've been trying to get it back it's the opposite of white privilege mm well yeah there's goods and bad i don't gotta put it on

like my knees and elbows though you know but i do because i don't want to look old when i'm old yeah it's fair yeah i just remember skincare is a big thing now dude i've i i started noticing my aging and you're talking about it too i'm telling you 25 is the age you start to feel it you feel the effects is that the age where you're not like growing anymore 25 was the age where i started like my stomach problem started to come up i'd get hurt or like my lower back would hurt and i'm like wait it's not going away 33 is our peak i don't know about that it's facts body peak the physical peak i don't know about. Like hormonal wise or physicality? After that, it's down. My uncle always told me, he's like some fucking FBI agent guy that was always, he's like once

you're 23, you stop growing. So technically you're dying at that point. Okay. All right. I'm still growing. I got an inch coming in the mail still. So no, that's not 26. Gonna be big for me.

Huge. Even like eight, eight and a half huge so i'm right i never got that dude i do feel like i got like a half inch somewhere along the line i'm not crazy i think it just depends i think as soon as you're content god's like you know what let me flip him i, dude, I'm so grateful for what I got. I'm like, look, I could have got it way worse. I'll take it. I'll take what I got.

Yeah. I really think. When I was young. Because when I was young, did you see that TikTok I sent you? Where it's like the kid, he's like, you have a small dick. Yeah. He's like, I'm a child. I'm a child.

I feel that. You can finish it. I feel that. Can't say that. that can't say that I can't say that all year but yeah no

it's I don't yeah I really think it was oh dude there was a time where I'm like dude I'm fucked

I have three inches of dick I slept an entire summer away trying to get it bigger I wasted so much time

you grow in your sleep that means my dick goes in my sleep fifth grade worrying about my dick size for no reason at all that's something like like when i was younger like uh fifth grade middle school you're just like man like fuck is this gonna happen everybody's talking about it like am i last or even in middle school and you're hearing these guys like having sex like yeah with what i could i couldn't do that what is their dick and i remember dude i have this core memory of mine it's like ninth grade and one of these girls was talking about how she had sex and she was like making fun of this guy's dick size she's like oh yeah it was like this big and i'm like, it's pretty big. Fuck.

Fuck, dude. That wasn't enough. That's not enough. What am I gonna do? I can't do this. I can't have sex. I'm gonna be a laughingstock at the school if I do this. There was a girl

that we went to high school with, dude. She was hot. Well, this is like middle school. It was Michaela. And she had sex with this kid at the Butterfly Park. You know, the common sex spot in public for middle school kids.

So crazy to think about. Did you not? She showed something like this. She's like, yeah, his dick was, like, pretty good. I was like, that is. It was okay. That's legal? It was all right.

She's holding up seven, eight inches, and the kid's supposed to be 13, 14. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? They make dicks that big? You tell me I'm going to get nine times a dick in two years? Shit never happened. I either, and I'm pretty sure it's just women don't really know how to measure. It was this big.

Yeah. And I don't know if it felt like that or if she was just trying to hype up, you know, who she was fucking, make her look better, which is what I would do. But yeah, I thought my life was over, man. You have no idea. Isn't that crazy that we got out of that? It's so crazy. Because you get older, you're like, oh, this shit doesn't really matter at all.

Now we're here at these ages, and we're like, man, at one point, that was a fucking big deal. That was a problem. The biggest issue I had at one time was that my dick is not going to be big enough. I need to sleep way more. Just fucking yanking on it, dude. Come on. I was never smart enough for that. I had to thank a kid in high school

to tell me the old tug trick. Apparently it worked. Everybody talked about his big old penis. I think he just had a big dick, dude. I think dude you're just lucky i think he was just six foot two but but i i heard i heard it was floppy too so it would make sense that it's just you know it's fucking pulling it all for the day hands in his pockets just i love that you were doing recon and other dudes like so like but like what was the firmness of it well it wasn't it wasn't from him it was from a girl

that went to high school that was fucking him he's got a big old dick but you're like how firm was it and she's like well it wasn't that firm but

I did ask you 100% we were tight back then like so is it did it have an up tilt was it was it crooked what did you like about it?

It's just... To me, what I picture is just a half chub. Like, it's like a lazy boner. You know? I think that's the best he could get from just tugging on it all the time. He's probably all right. Probably not.

Yeah, he's probably okay, man. Probably not. That's what I'm going to think. So, I just never did it because I didn't want a lazy dick. So... I feel that. And Bo gave me some Adderall one time and I'm going to think. So I just never did it because I didn't want a lazy dick. So. I feel that. And Bo gave me some Adderall one time and I had a lazy dick.

Not lazy, but it was. Couldn't come. Yeah. There's people who take antidepressants and when you do that, you literally cannot come. Like it's impossible. Because all the sadness goes to your wiener. I've never had that issue, dude. Have you ever taken antidepressants?

No. Like that's a real thing where it's like you could fuck for days. I wish. I wish I could do that. Start getting sad. I don't want that. I don't know if I want that, but there's a happy medium. See, the thing is I'm in a spot where I last a little too long.

I've just been putting a lot of work on that thing for a couple years. I'm at a stage in my career where I feel like I can kind of control it. Really? Yeah. If I don't want to come, I won't. Do you think about anything, or are you just, like, holding it? I think it's kind of just blocking it out.

You're like Kegels, or are you just kind of like... I just... I'm in the same spot. That might be a thing. Maybe it's like... What do they say? It's like your pelvic muscles that are... Because I've heard guys talk

about that and I've never had that ability. Because I tried that when I was having sex consistently. You also don't masturbate. I don't masturbate. I'm a huge edgelord. When you get any sensation down there, you're fighting. You're fighting to keep it in.

Me and this guy, we fighting. It's just, oh yeah, it's there. You're fighting to keep it in. Me and this guy, we train. We're always going to work. It's reps. We're always getting our reps in. No, because I remember having conversations with you guys. I'll fake come 12 times before I do it.

Before he's ready. Like talk about edging and talk. As soon as I get the feeling, I know I'm like, fuck. Even if I stop and switch positions, like, the feeling's there.

You're coming. I'm coming. It's gonna happen. You gotta start choking it out. Watch your head just swell because you're coming I'm coming yeah it's gonna happen you gotta start choking it out watch your head just swell cause you're just just shoving blood into it and choking it out and then it's like

wait a second I can't breathe and then it calms down either way that's not what it really is is you just have you're just super sensitive

that's not real you're just super sensitive so we've got calluses you know what I mean our hands are tough I just gotta start fucking you know what I mean but you you're just super sensitive. So we've got calluses. Yeah. Our hands are tough. I just got to start fucking. Yeah, I mean. But you get any action.

Any action. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah. What is this? Giddy. You're so excited to cross the finish line. Logan and I are the turtles.

You're the rabbit just burning everything. Got to go. Not me. Definitely, you got to train it. Got to go. Not me. You got to train it. That's fair. There's a point. There's a balance. Do you ever like half come?

You might shoot a tiny bit, but it's not. You're holding it in. So there's this thing I do. So whenever I start like. There's definitely a point of no return. If you get there, something's going to come out. So there's this thing I do. Whenever start like seeing somebody i just stop man i don't know why i just stopped masturbating okay that's good for a time for a time being okay so in that those

periods i'm like half coming all the time because i'm trying not to come because it's like i this is what i'm this is time to train off season is over yeah but like this is so it's like i'm like bo because it's like you know if this is happening i could come you know in five minutes if i'm lucky i'll hold out for 20 yeah i mean but like that's where we're at but like then you know after you see someone for a while and you don't see them all the time you're like, okay, now I'm going back to my ways where I'm training. I'm getting ready. I'm doing my thing.

I'm exercising a lot. Doing the homework. Exactly. And then now I could last for an hour without issue. I don't think I could go that long i we need to this has to end eventually you know i'm saying so the medium is there's a there's a medium that was my thing even

like when i was deep in a relationship and we were having sex all the time i would always like i never got to a point where i lasted more than five minutes the first time i would just hold it in so hard i'd just like be sitting there like you'd hemorrhoids two or three times in a row but then i could keep going yeah and she would did you come i was like no of course a little bit that's fine and then afterwards my yeah i came but like also i used to be like when i was in that that mode i would just kind of half come well yeah that's what i would just squeeze it so hard. I hope nothing came out. But when you like when you like throw up, you know, I mean, like, let it just let it all go. Yeah, there's did there has to be recovery period.

Like, if you like send it all into the fucking space, like, yeah, there is a recovery period no matter what. And when you're edging, it's that like ah fuck it i'm gonna go type of thing but i think the training plays into when you're having sex it's always like a position swap or you know you go in no i remember you talking to me about that and i tried it didn't work for me position swap didn't work it's almost like it's like a fucking button yeah as soon as that button's pressed for me, it's pressed. It's a countdown. You will come any moment now. It's coming.

It's there. You gotta take your middle finger and go right under your balls and just shove it into your body. You ever done that? No. No. You talk about it a lot though. I don't know. No, it's not in your ass. It's like right under where your ball bag ends.

Hold on, baby. Hold on. I don't know if that's where the tube is, but it'll cut it off. It'll feel like you're pumping and nothing's coming out. So you can just do that too if you need to. Come hacks. Good title for this. Yeah. Good to come hacks. Good title. Yeah.

Good old come hacks. But no, I definitely recommend edging. I think it's, I'm just past the point, dude. I'm too old now. Yeah.

Edging. It's hard enough to get it up. Yeah, it really is, dude. I get it. Yeah. There's no point anymore.

Yeah. All right. Uh, so there's a, uh, a female music artist. Doesn't really matter who it is uh but she made a statement saying that girls are generally nicer than men spilly eilish yeah i saw this too what do you guys think about that not true this maybe to like the fake public, it might be true.

I could do this right now. I think girls are nicer. Go ahead. Girls are nicer of like, oh my God, hot, like to strangers nicer. And like guys are way meaner, 100%. I would agree with that. But like guys will do way more for other people than I think girls will. Like as far as, like...

I don't know how to describe this. I would even use, like, tonight. Like, picking, like, Bo taking you home and whatever. I don't... The girls would be like, ah, fuck, like, I got work in the morning. I don't... And again, this is, like, a generalization,

but, like, a lot of the girls I've dated in the past, any, like, any inconvenience their friend will, like, oh, they're gonna be 20 minutes late, I'm just gonna cancel the night. I'm just not gonna do anything now. That's, they would we're like okay i'm gonna wait a couple hours until this guy's free and then we'll we'll just like you know like we had plans so we're gonna make make sure they happen i don't know how to describe those that kind of interaction but like i don't know you know what i'm saying and like i know exactly what you're talking about yeah can you elaborate um like i've like in my experience like why don't you come over and

sit in my chair show your feet a little bit clearer situations of like uh like if so they have they plan something out this is what we're gonna do like this is what we're gonna do tonight and women always have to have an itinerary yeah exactly and this is what we're going to do tonight. Women always have to have an itinerary. Exactly. This is what we're going to do tonight. If the plans don't line up exactly, what's the fucking point of the night? I'm not going to do it anymore. I don't know what you'd call that,

but girls are also very nice. I don't know if that's a nice thing. It's like less tolerance. I just don't care about things the same way. I don't know what it is. I'm cool with whatever happening. Guys are way more go with the flow. Yeah, that's how we live we don't like to plan shit because that means we have to stick to it and i saw a video on this too of when guys hang

out it's hey do you want to do something tonight sure and then three hours later are we going yeah and then your wife or whatever will ask you where you're going like i don't know yet but we're gonna go at some point because i said we're gonna do something no matter what right we said we're gonna do it so that we're gonna do it goes like oh well we got to be here at 8 45 we're gonna do this at this time and then we're gonna leave that and do this and it's it has to happen exactly as it's written out in their head otherwise it's well why the fuck am i even going and that's i that's how it's always been for me too i don't know what you call that i don't know if it's the nicest thing or not but i like it i think women are planners and men just aren't

like when we go downtown and it's like right it's never organized meet up at 10 30 and she's like why are you even going out then it's gonna be 10 30 like and it's like what if you guys only in sometimes it's been like yeah we only go out for an hour and a half and then we just go home and it's like why are you even going out then it's like because i can see my boys yeah that's the whole thing yeah like i got to go out at all is the best part. Right. I need three jokes and I'm good. That's all I need to hang out. But I do think in a customer service setting, women are much worse.

I think men are more of like, ah, it's fucking whatever. I'll eat this food with something that I asked not to be on it on it because I just don't care to make a scene and make that person feel like shit women at least in my family like this is fucking wrong take this shit back it's not what i asked for i've never done that yeah i don't do that i won't agree with the same thing in my family as well yeah women my dad would definitely eat a raw burger right now like it's okay yeah whatever my mom's like look at this do you do you see this shit

it's mooing it's mooing at me take this back my mom my aunt my grandma you name it it's just all the women in your family yeah i know luckily i'm so my mom's super nice yeah but i yeah that is true your nice. I think women are generally nicer. I think men are like a little more, like just as far as the masculine traits go. Maybe they don't show it as much. I just think it's fake nice though. I think it,

okay, it is more fake nice. Like, they're gonna turn around and be like, Jesus, this person is a fucking idiot. I think women just care more about things than men do. Men just don't care as much. What was the question? It was just, are women nicer than men do. Men just don't care as much. What was the question?

It was just, are women nicer than men? Are women generally nicer than men? I don't know if I could answer that. I think women are generally nicer than men. I like to hang out with guys more. Well, yeah, 100%. 100%. That's just my answer.

I don't know how to. I don't think you can get away with a general answer. I think it's all categorized like in certain things men don't give a shit about that women do and vice versa like if a woman's car you know gets nicked she's probably saying oh oops but a dude might be like what the fuck and like kind of press you about it i don't know i think it's all there's no answer here yeah i would say women are nicer than men i think billy eilish is a little bit sexist for saying that to be honest but all right uh and then uh so if you guys went to jail

i'd like to change my answer real quick okay I would I think I might agree with her actually Because if you look online Like on like Instagram comments It's fake Right but like the guys are fucking so mean Yeah Guys are so funny though No they're so funny

Yeah which comments have more likes dude The video we talked about last episode My fat sister over there Bro Yeah The Starbucks video I sent you guys. So my mom doesn't read comments on Instagram or like anything. That's the best part. I know the best part. She doesn't know about them.

So I was like, mom, have you ever read the comments to videos? She's like, I mean, like here and there. But like, no, not really. I'm like, watch this video for me real quick. And so she watches the Starbucks video. I was like, okay, now me real quick and so she watches the Starbucks video and I'm like okay now read the comments we are tired

we are tired we are angry and my mom just literally folds over and starts fucking dying laughing I was like mom like if

like you know in 20, 30, 50 years when you die this is gonna be a moment I think about like it finally clicked to you check the fucking comments so I would like to in 20, 30, 50 years when you die, this is going to be a moment I think about. It finally clicked to you.

Check the fucking comments. So I would like to change my answer. I feel like guys are way meaner online. Guys are way meaner in general, I think. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah. Okay. Whatever.

Okay. So if you guys went to jail, would you try and do the whole gen pop thing and risk the fighting and unwanted butt sex and all that? Or would you just try and do the solitary confinement where you don't have to like worry about any of that? Is that real? It's like jail, a real thing where you go. Yeah.

People go to jail. Catch up, bro. You're still looking for mustard man dipshit is that a real thing though where like I have to go in and if I get in jail I have to maintain this persona yeah you gotta find a bitch

or you are the bitch this guy's gonna step to me and I have to fucking yeah is that real I think so I think I think within your first week

you get you get tested I'm too cute for jail I'm way too cute for jail i think it depends on the jail like right where you're at it depends like what crime you're in there for how hard of a prison you're in yeah like if you're like if prison and jail are different i'm fucked dude guys love but like the thing is like the main thing is like if someone what i've never been but like what i've watched a lot of those videos of like guys talking about their jail experiences like yeah no it's all about like if someone does fuck with you you just have to

fight them like as long as it shows that it's to be unfuckable like as long as you show you'll fight even if you lose it just shows you're not okay all right okay like you could totally get your ass i could do that but as long as you fight him then it's like okay cool this guy's not gonna take it he's a path he's too much too much work like i don't want to right exactly okay it's like a shark yeah just like a shark so what was the question it's much easier to be the shit out of somebody gen pop or would you do solitary confinement i would do gen pop for sure so yeah i think it's much easier to get through gen pop too like if you're not like bitch of the group where you have to do all the shit to add time. If you're just like

in a circle that you can actually talk to people and at least socialize a little bit it's probably much easier. If I could work out all day and just fucking hang out.

I would just hang out with the white collar criminals. Like hey what are you in here for? Fraud? Okay cool. Embezzlement. They love you dude. They fucking love you.

Tell me how you did it. Who's your tax guy? He's actually right here next to me. I would love to hang out with those guys. Yeah. For sure. Would you guys... I think you'd make friends with everybody in there.

I would try to. I feel like I'd be really, like, fun to be around in jail. I think I could somehow get by. I think I'd be screwed. Yeah. I don't think I'd have a good time. Without, like, us around, you'd basically be like a stone. Yeah. Like like no personality

no fun whatever unless you took notes before you went in but I definitely think you would be like topped heavy like unless you could really

beat the shit out of people to be like yo I feel like you you would fight really well so like that you'd be okay there but it's different fighting there

but like that's the problem it's different fighting there. But like, that's never fair. There's six, five fucking shit too. And those guys that fight you have been in there for 10 years and they've got 900 more to go. So it's like, they do not give a fuck. And you're like,

okay, all I know is you don't have a box. I got a little jujitsu in me. You know, I think that would carry me a little bit. Yeah. A little bit of jujitsu with a fucking razor blade shank and a toothbrush. Dude, I heard this crazy story.

They want to fuck me. They're not trying to kill me, you know? They might want to kill you. I don't think so. I just would really never want to get raped, for sure. Well, yeah, I think so. I would say it's pretty safe to say for everybody. I'm just going to say for me, I don't think I'd want it.

I can't speak for everyone. I would definitely going to say for me, I don't think I'd want it. I can't speak for everyone. I would definitely try my hardest not to get fucked. Yeah, it would suck though if you had to do all that shit. Not like the raping part, but like fight people with a fucking knife and shit.

And then you were in there for two years or a year, eight months, and now you're in there for fucking 10 years. Right, that does suck. Yeah, that would suck. It's like live and be in prison for 10 more years or die and what's worse i don't know you wish you were dead right there or you're fucking going through the worst life ever i got a fucking swastika tattooed on my temple because i had to survive in fucking jail yeah it's real i know like. Fucking blonde haired blue eyes, man. What do you think I'm getting picked up by? You could be best friends

with like, you and your best friend can go to jail together and they're fucking black or Mexican but like you cannot hang out in jail. No. That is a fucking. You gotta do fucking high school baseball symbols to say what's up. Be tough. Oh.

He wants a bunt and run alright he's he's doing good he's doing good right here right here you remember this one

Carlos was always hit and run across the chest always nose was or chin decatur that's right what was

what was the the slash fake bunt we didn't have that on stealth fake bunt hit we didn't have that that was an ace

that was that's pussy shit that's how you kill a third baseman I would I whenever I did it I would always hit the fuck out of the ball

I'd nuke yeah 100% every time I don't know why like it was no idea why it's like you're just locked

like you're not focused on doing a big swing you're focused on just hitting I think it's cause you see the bat in front it's like okay it's gonna come right here and you just fucking tank it same with hit and run because you know you had to hit it.

I had to hit it. Yeah. Every other time it's just, ah, fuck, I might suck. Yeah. But, hey, this guy's life's on the line. I must hit the ball. And you always make contact. Even if it's a ground out, it's like, fuck, I did my job.

I put the ball in play. The only reason I'm not hitting it is if it's in the dirt. I'm still swinging. Even sometimes then, dude, I think I had like three hits that bounced off the ground into my bat.

Hitting runs mean you're fucking swinging, Carter. Everybody knows that, right, Bo? Yeah. He would have been good at baseball.

I played baseball growing up. I just hated it once I got to a certain age because I just kept losing. I was on a shitty team. We know.

We know that. We were on the worst team in the world, but god damn we were all close. I didn't see, I didn't have friends like that on the team. We didn't either. We made them there. I beat the shit out of Carter, I guess. One of the first couple games or practices we had. How many punches were you going to punch Carter in the back?

We tried to put me in a headlock or some shit, I guess. This is a story I'm told. I don't remember it like this. I do remember making fun of Carter for wearing goggles, though. I do remember that. That's all it was. It's Andrew's whole entire fucking life.

People get tired of him making fun of them, and so they try to do something about it. And what happened? What happened when you tried to do something? He got deeper in that hole. Remember we... But it's like jail. Did we...

Just like jail. Once I did it, you stopped messing with me. like jail that's true that's true it's a good point very good point yeah that's a really good point yeah it's a really good it works it's like wait a second it's not this moment they just like sit there and cry you know nothing's better than that just you know hunched up like armadillo you and you just get free shots. Mentally, of course. I was never much of a physical fighter as a kid. I was too quick for that. But now I think it's different.

I think I'm over the mental game. I've been so starved of physical altercation that I just feel like I need it all the time. And it's only getting worse. I thought as I get older, like, oh, fighting's for kids. I feel like we didn't fight when we were younger. We were supposed to, yeah. It's going to come eventually.

It's like edging. It's like fight edging. I think there's going to be one time I'm really going to hurt somebody, but I hope it's for a good reason. You guys know Trey? Not Herb. Yeah, yeah. So his high school friends,

we don't really know them but they were, they're all really physical. Like, Really? They all like, I hate those kind of friends. Well, they were starved of it.

Like football guys. No, but like, they like, forever they all, Put you in a headlock. They're tech school kids. No.

No, but they're like dogs. Like, they may have gone to a tech school but they're all fucking savages. And, but like, so they're all like, super like dogs. Like, they may have gone to a tech school, but they're all fucking savages. And, like, they're all, like, super fucking physical. Like, they all grab the fuck out of each other. Like, when Trey's around his other high school friends,

he gets way more grab. They put him in, like, a suplex. Suplex, you're off the ground. Like, I'm just kidding. Like, but not. You know what I mean? Like, Trey will try to kiss him just to make one of them fucking flip out

because one of them fucking flip out. Because one of them just gets really weird about it. And Trey just, just quick jab to the chin. Like, so, they were, like, fucking around with each other. And then he throws an elbow and just splits Trey's whole lip. Like, his lip is fucked. Like, right now. We went golfing last week.

And his lip was, like, the size of a fucking cherry. Like, they sent a photo. It was fucking bad. But it's just so funny that like Trey, the Trey we know. Yeah. A different side of him. We're like the lacrosse. Trey's like the nicest guy. The fratty.

Yeah. But yeah, those guys are, we're not like that. No. We're not like, we don't test each other all the time that's what could have been I like to test strangers but like same with like

Trey Urban and his friend him and Jaden they all fought all the time yeah they wrestled with their brothers and shit well just their brothers but like within each other

so they constantly were like trying to fucking own each other we just never had to do that Jaden's unownable, by the way. I fucking hate that he always tries to get me. They would 2v1 Jaden, and he would still win. Yeah, he's a problem.

He's a fucking refrigerator. Did you see what he did to me on Tuesday? I hate when he guards you at basketball. I hate it. I was sitting in a chair. He pulled the chair five feet across the floor and then just gets me in like a fucking death roll like his his knees go around my hips and he's got like my head and my arm like i'm

like dude i'm done what do you want for me you guys have a bad time whenever you guys go jane jane's always so sweet to me jayden beats the absolute shit out of me he always just fucking like like this to each other like just touch each other. It's never like fucking If he sees me setting a screen he'll look at me. Forget about whoever he's defending

he will lower his shoulder to put me on my ass. I love that. I hate it. I'm gonna start sliding out the way and let him eat shit. It's not fair.

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