Who Knows? Who Cares. - Drake can DM our Girls.

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Me and Drake, I think, would be boys. I don't think so. He knows that. You have always said that, too. Yeah. You and Drake would be tight. I think so. So only if you're getting something out of it, you'd be cool with it.
Starting point is 00:00:11 Yeah. You've read that book, How to Win Friends and Influence People or whatever. It's a great book. Dale Carnegie. Very good book. If there's nothing in it for me or anybody for themselves, they're not going to do it. Right. But if there is something for you, I'm going to do it gonna do it yeah and if that's something is being friends with drake
Starting point is 00:00:28 but your girl fucked drake that these things happen fuck fuck her went out but you love this woman these things happen bo i used to love her she got it you gotta yeah well you used to love her exactly you gotta trust me i guess that's true look if she wants to spend the night with drake and she fucked dra, that's no longer my woman. Don't tell me, though. I don't even think that. I just think it's like, yo, who told you?
Starting point is 00:00:48 Shut up. That's how you don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's fair. Don't lie. Yeah. Wait a second. You're a bitch.
Starting point is 00:00:58 I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't. I didn't. You know what? Go say it. Here we go. Are you fully bricked up
Starting point is 00:01:07 after kissing? No, you're not. What's up, guys? There we go. Who knows? Who cares? Number 29. Something.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Yeah, probably. We're going to catch up to our view count pretty soon here. Number 16. Yes. Number 37, baby. It's crazy. We've done this 16 times. We're going to catch up to our view count pretty soon. Number 16. Yes. Number 37, baby. That is crazy.
Starting point is 00:01:26 We've done this 16 times. We have done this 16 times. At least 16 times. What else are we going to talk about? It's a lot. We got some good stuff. We always got good stuff to talk about. I don't have anything to talk about.
Starting point is 00:01:36 I've got a lot. Go ahead and let the audience know who you guys are. I'm Logan. I'm Andrew. And I'm Beau. Shout out. Shout out to Carter behind the mic. Behind the mic, just behind the scenes, doing all the work, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:01:48 So we got something to kick us off. We got some big news coming from Bo's corner. But before we talk about that... Give us a love update. We gotta let everybody know who can't see us. I don't necessarily know what love is. So I can't be like, oh, I'm in love.
Starting point is 00:02:05 This to me is love. Did you say you loved her first yeah for like a little context how long have you guys been together okay well I've known her for years I didn't know that was a question so how long have you guys been together in a week or so that we ice after I said it. He's acting like he doesn't know it. He knows the hours and minutes for how long they've been together. Yeah, I know. March 12th.
Starting point is 00:02:31 They're deeply in love. They're a month in, right? 100%. You said it first, right? So, Bo, you want to let everybody know what happened? God, this is very... This is recent, guys. I feel like I'm in a memory right now.
Starting point is 00:02:48 I don't remember saying that. You know when you watch a movie, it gets like a little blurry and it's a little light. That's what it was. My heart is beating a little faster than usual. Like yesterday. I remember that. Holy shit, that's so funny. He's different, though.
Starting point is 00:03:02 He's different. Man, where do we go with this, guys? Can we... Do we have a topic we want to talk about? Don't ask us. Something else? We don't know. We don't know what's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Just let us know. Look, okay. Yeah. I mean, you don't have to go into extreme detail, but... I don't know what's going on right now. I don't know what I can say on this mic. To be honest, it's very recent. We've gotten a little argument.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Okay? We've gotten a lot of arguments, to be honest, that are just... You ever just get in an argument with your girl, and you you're just like you're looking at her like why are we arguing right now never this is the dumbest shit ever yeah no i never fight anyways she's like okay i'm done i can't do this anymore i'm like okay fine you can't do anymore i can't either fine whatever we go i'm thinking every time we break up i think it's done every time i'm like how many times you guys broken up we don't break up actually okay every time we break up I think it's done every time how many times have you broken up we don't break up
Starting point is 00:03:45 actually okay every time we get into argument and it's like oh no I just can't do this anymore I'm like oh okay this is just how it ends I guess this is how it works
Starting point is 00:03:51 and then it goes and then I'm like I don't want to talk about this oh no you're good oh this is tough this is tough this is safe
Starting point is 00:03:59 this is not a safe space this is going online she's gonna see this this is not going online this is just for us we're going through a tough spot right now. This is definitely going to be the one podcast she does watch.
Starting point is 00:04:09 And she's going to see me here. If she really cared about you, she'd watch all of them. All of them. That is true. That is true. And I don't want to say we're technically, okay, we are broken up. I don't know how that works. I don't have any of this works.
Starting point is 00:04:19 That's okay. Keep going. Oh my God. It works. If one person is broken up, then you're both broken up. That's how it works. Okay. So it's's like i don't know where her head's at i kind of know where i'm at obviously and it's just like let me ask you this bo thank you do you still feel the same way i'm different i just i really thought i was different i thought i was different
Starting point is 00:04:44 they're not a month in how upsetting is it that andrew was right about anything I'm different. I just thought I was different. I thought I was different. They're not a month in anymore. How upsetting is it that Andrew was right about anything? It's very upsetting. Anything or everything. It's upsetting, right? Not everything. And it's like, I don't even want to like say certain things. Right.
Starting point is 00:04:57 It's like, you know, and she wants to, I feel like she still wants to work on things. Yeah. You know, she still sees herself ending up with me type thing. So it's like, you know, I don't know what's gonna happen in the future right i just know right now i'm like i need some some space and i need some time to myself right figure out things okay yeah i'm not i'm not carter why are you coming at me right now dude you know how recent this is we had a heart to heart on saturday i i believe that you were different as well. I truly thought I was different. Hear this out. The only different person in here is Carter.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Yes. That's it. And I just got very, very, very lucky. That's who's different in this world. Dude, this shit sucks. That's who's different. A month ago, you asked me. I'm like, yeah, I'm marrying this girl.
Starting point is 00:05:39 I'm marrying her. You were thinking about pregnancy. I was thinking about having a kid. I would have done it. If she wasn't on birth control, I would have done it. There's still time. I would have done it. Yeah. 100%. No questions asked. I would have done it. Oh, we're having a kid. I would have done it. If she wasn't on birth control, I would have done it. There's still time. I would have done it. Yeah. 100%.
Starting point is 00:05:46 No questions asked. I would have done it. Oh, we're having a kid. Cool. Now, how do you feel about Andrew's comments for the last month? Man. I hate that it's like, okay, all of his comments are like, they're too much, but there's truth in all of them.
Starting point is 00:06:01 And I'm starting to realize. Fucking bingo. There's like little, you know, just things that you can grab from it. And it's like, it's like a tidal wave that he's given you. And I have to admit that to him. He loves it.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Look how good he feels right now. He feels great right now. I feel my muscles growing. So strong. You know what's happening is he's stealing your power. He's stealing your power. That's all that's happening.
Starting point is 00:06:20 But you know, I'm glad for the first time in my life, I had a woman. I was doing way better than his relationship, you know? Yeah. Way better. Way better.
Starting point is 00:06:29 Well, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta compare it, you know, right. First month versus first month. Yeah. See,
Starting point is 00:06:35 all of them are the same. They're all perfect. First month. This is the other thing too, is they weren't even, it wasn't even perfect. We got an argument the first month, but this is,
Starting point is 00:06:41 this is what you don't get yet. Once you get into a longer relationship, is this is how... It's a cycle. There's a cycle. It doesn't end. You get past it, and then it's like,
Starting point is 00:06:52 oh shit, same shit came back up. Now we're back in fucking month three where I wanted to die. So then, now then, fast forward a full year, you're now in month seven again. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:02 That's what scares me because I'm like, okay, is this just how all women work? And it's like, okay, we're going to argue no matter what. Do I just have to bite the bullet pretty much every time and deal with it?
Starting point is 00:07:12 Cause I care about this woman. So I was like, you know what? I just got it. I'm going to take my L on this one and I'm just going to say, I'm so sorry, but I got tired of doing that. Oh,
Starting point is 00:07:21 I'm sorry. Like, you know, I didn't mean, I don't want to do that every time. I get that. I can't do that every time. You know what's so crazy about this
Starting point is 00:07:26 is my parents have been together for 20 something years and I'm sure, but I'm sure that there's been, my dad's probably had to bite so many bullets. So many. And I'm like,
Starting point is 00:07:39 I'm trying to figure out as a man, think about how many bullets that guy had to bite. Is that just the life I have to live? I think now, is that the life I have to live? I think now. Is that the life I have to live? At 27, though, now he's the one who's a little bit,
Starting point is 00:07:50 like he has a little bit more juice. But I feel like he was just taking shots for 20 plus years. You know what I mean? Whispering is not going to make any sense. It's 20 plus years. I don't want my mom to hear it. She can't hear that well. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:08:07 You know what I'm saying, though? That's what it takes. But that's what I'm saying. So, like, do I have to live that life? Carter, you got to give us advice because you're currently in the lowest. Well, I mean, like, one thing, I mean, even before Tatum and I got married, like, one thing that we kind of had thought about and that people had talked to us about was that the fact
Starting point is 00:08:26 when you get married younger you're not already set in your ways you're you're building those ways together it's a whole different set of challenges that comes um but when you are 37 like bo and his girl yeah you are already so established in your life. Yes. You already do things such a certain way that it makes it harder to be together. So you should get married young. I'm not saying that everybody, 15. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:53 I'm not saying that everybody should, we should go back to the old ways. I'm saying there's, look, there's benefits to both with the young woman with the 12 year old. She has to marry me. Yes, she has to.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Okay. Yeah. Like for example, like you, like if you guys were to work out, you guys were to marry me. Yes. She has to. Okay. Yeah. Like for example, like you, like if you guys were to work out, you guys were to get married, like you guys are already both set. You could probably buy a house before,
Starting point is 00:09:11 before you're married or six months into being married. Like, but Tatum and I, we're already going to be three years into marriage. And like, we probably won't be able to buy a house until we're four or five years married. And it's just because we got married so young and we had to establish ourselves and everything in the market it's pretty fucked well yeah that that's a whole nother aspect but i mean there's there's benefits and struggles with
Starting point is 00:09:34 with both but yeah so okay one thing that i wanted a topic that i can't believe we got this this oh hold on real quick shout out to lawn lawn is a die hard and shout out he's been there since day one i ran in him at the gym today always 100 always makes you feel good about it always is just a good guy he's shout out if lawn's such a day one this is my call out to you send in a confession or a video question one shout out lawn something you're such a day one anybody to know and we'll make sure everybody knows. No, but so what I was,
Starting point is 00:10:08 what I was going to say, so Ron, um, so in light of like the whole Amber Heard, Johnny Depp situation, and then the black China and Kardashian situation, like there's been situations popping up where girls are basically trying to say,
Starting point is 00:10:22 Oh, I was just joking in this situation where I did something either mean, crazy or anything like that. Like in my own life, like one example of that is like, when I'm like trying to hug and kiss on Tatum and she's like, no, no, I don't want it right now. It's like, I'm expected to stop right away. But it's like when she wants to put my, her finger in my butt and I'm like, no, it's like, it takes like put my her finger in my butt and i'm like no stop it's like it takes like four or five times for her to finally stop but it's like the girl's rationalization is like i was just joking it's like clearly i was just joking too and i was trying to hug and kiss
Starting point is 00:10:55 on you so like what's your guys's experience with that as like girls like they're always trying to be like oh i was just joking you gotta fight fire with fire yeah i've got good stuff you gotta pull a gun on tatum say hey stop not funny anymore just like black china did just like black china did yeah pull that gun and say hey i was just kidding but so were you this is a joke i'm kidding right now yeah i don't mean what i'm doing right now yeah logan's using my table what's up so for me dude we didn't even i definitely have had some some crazy spots oh shit you know we should cut that whole first part to be honest we weren't strapped in no we should cut that whole first part we're not gonna cut all that okay i'm ready now here we go i feel like logan has way more to talk about this situation i don't
Starting point is 00:11:44 have enough for me for me it's just like I've been with some people who Have done some things And it's like I could never have gotten away with those things As a man Women can get away with so much more shit Isn't that insane I feel like if you let them
Starting point is 00:12:00 I've said this to you as a joke But it's totally true People do what you allow Girls always try to be mean and I've said this to you as a joke but it's totally true like people do what you allow so it's like you know girls always try to be mean and whatever you'd be mean back as a joke and now they're hurt
Starting point is 00:12:11 see but that's not that's not the way to go about it you're mean you call you say your girl has a big head oh you're get your big ass head out of the way to TV funny when they're mean they come at you
Starting point is 00:12:19 like they come at you about shit that like actually hurts and you're like oh my like wow well it should hurt it might not. Right. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:12:26 Does it hurt? So I usually don't get hurt to like by words. You don't think so? But like, I feel like it depends on the person. Yeah. I feel like it depends on the person because I have been with some girls who like, couldn't like hurt me if they tried.
Starting point is 00:12:41 And then I've been with some who were, their words are so sharp. It, it, it's, it cuts your Achilles right off. Like you, you're running. if they tried. And I've been with some who were, their words are so sharp. It, it, it's, it cuts your Achilles right off. Like,
Starting point is 00:12:49 you're running and then you're just on the floor. You know what I mean? It just depends on how sharp the person you're with is. Mm-hmm. How mean can they be? Because I've been with some people who are cunning,
Starting point is 00:13:00 you know? Like cunning, but they, they don't even mean to be mean, but they know what they're like. They're, they always do it. I think they do mean it. Women are so mean. Like, they're, they they don't even mean to be mean, but they know what they're like. They always do. I think they do mean it.
Starting point is 00:13:05 Women are so mean. They're meaner than dudes 100%. So much more so. Because when we're mean, we're joking. We're not serious about it. We're just fucking around. Dudes genuinely mean a joke. They might just, you know, word it a little differently.
Starting point is 00:13:17 But girls say shit that, like, is a joke, but it fucking hurts to most people, right? Yeah, to clarify that. To most people. Not to me. That's why you have a broken relationship with your parents you're like what why is he why are you care right yeah why are you talking about my family dynamic i just said those shoes are silly what are you talking about your outfit looks stupid what now listen i got family trauma yeah you're right but yeah why why bring into this? Chill out a little bit. It's almost, you know what I think it is though?
Starting point is 00:13:47 So this is one thing that we have with like our guy friends and like dude situations is we know not to push past a person. Yes, there's certain things we know not to talk about. Each person is different. Yeah, I don't think we're a good example for that. No, we are not a good example. Us, this group is not a good example. But in our friend group,
Starting point is 00:14:07 you know not to push certain people to certain points. Right? Yeah. You know their line. I don't know if girls have that. They don't. They don't have enough people
Starting point is 00:14:16 to like sample where it's like, okay, Andrew, I could literally, I want to try and make him kill himself today. That's what I want to try and do. But don't talk about his uncle. His uncle is his one thing. His uncle is the breaking point that you don't bring up.
Starting point is 00:14:31 That's the one thing. Girls are just like, whatever's going to hurt this person, I'm going to say that. Yes, I'm going to say it. And I don't get it. Because it kind of hurt that my head is kind of big. I got a big forehead.
Starting point is 00:14:41 So I'm going to tell him that his mom's dead. And now we're even because we're both kind of hurt. That's not how it works. There's definitely lines in that hole. And I think they just don't understand the lines. I know. That's what it is. Yeah. 100%. We'll be out in public and I'll be like, oh,
Starting point is 00:14:59 your head's big, whatever. And it's like, oh. That's why you didn't have sex with me last night. What? No, I didn't have sex with me last night what no i didn't but then now and i you know i i will i'll flip it and i'm like oh my okay like i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm so sorry they're like oh no i was kidding like no it's okay like be funny here and be funny at home too you know be funny for everybody else be a clown here but still be funny for me at home right when you want? Be funny for everybody else. Be a clown here. But still be funny for me at home, right?
Starting point is 00:15:27 When you want to be who you really are. That's a really good point. And they don't like it. I don't like how bold girls get when they're in a friend group. Do you know what I'm talking about? Because they know we can't like scold them. Yes. Or be weird about it.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Because now we're the abusive, manipulative man. But like in a friend group, for whatever reason, they just get real talky. Yes. That's why Andrew yells at me when we're at home. And you're like, dude, you can't defend yourself on that. Yeah, you can't say that. You don't even know what we're talking about right now. I yell at you as a joke.
Starting point is 00:16:03 It's funny. But like you can't even defend yourself at that point. No. Like, I'll use a joke. It's funny. And it's, but like, you can't even defend yourself at that point. No. And it's like, you can't do that to them because they would literally go home. Cry. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:16:12 Like they would, they would cry. They would cry on the spot. The whole night would be over. Your relationship might be over. But for whatever reason, they are so bold. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:21 In a group setting, you're like, dude, this is the one place we need to represent each other. Well, because it's us against everybody. I fucking hate Andrew. bold in a group setting. You're like, dude, this is the one place we need to represent each other well. It's us against everybody. You fucking hate Andrew. You can't know a thing about our relationship. They take it as
Starting point is 00:16:31 an opportunity. It's an opportunity to down you. Yes. Yeah. Because you told me my head was big in private. So I'm going to tell everybody about your ED. You know what I mean? They're like, oh, oh look everybody i'm funny you can't get it up laugh then you're hurt that's literally what it is yeah i don't get it i don't
Starting point is 00:16:54 i don't think they understand comedy they're not good at shit talk they're not good at talking shit they don't their their feelings are too prioritized in a joking sense. I feel like, honestly, it's less about like, I feel like they just don't have enough experience of like pushing jokes too far with their friends. Women don't talk shit to each other. Yes. They don't. They only talk to each other up. Yes.
Starting point is 00:17:17 You cannot be in a woman friend group and them talking shit to each other. That does not exist. Like you could never be like, dude, those pants make you look fat as fuck. You know what I mean? You can't say that. That's our whole friend group yeah no that's what we throw the pants away like that literally like that no their their friendship is over if they say that exactly our friendship is built on this i'll wear these fucking pants yeah that's exactly i don't know i don't know i think that's what it is okay do you want to know why my me my girl argued yeah so much i want to
Starting point is 00:17:44 know so i'm at dinner i didn't tell him this you know this i don't know we I think that's what it is. Okay. Do you want to know why me and my girl argued? Yeah, so much. I want to know so much. I'm at dinner. I didn't tell him this. You know this. I know this. We're at dinner. We're great. We're having a great time.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Are you at dinner just about you two? Just us two. Okay. And she's telling me about this girl. Where'd you go? Some Thai food place. Probably like SDK. I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:17:57 This is a Thai food place. It was like a low-key spot. We used to go there after work. She's telling me about this story. This girl she works with. She's in the industry. Okay. She's at this table with the guy that's spending a lot of money this other girl that she works with is telling this guy about her her student loan problem and how she owes ninety thousand dollars in student loans this man wire transfers her ninety thousand000 on the spot. On the spot.
Starting point is 00:18:25 He's not kidding. $90,000. And me, as a man, I say, wow, women have it pretty easy. Outlandish. Crazy, right? Wow, women have it pretty easy. She's like, you don't mean that? I'm like, she's got $90,000.
Starting point is 00:18:43 For what this story you just told me, she made double the average wage. I worked all year mean that. I'm like, wholeheartedly. She's got $90,000. For what this story you just told me, she made double the average wage for all. I worked all year for that. She just made $90,000. And I was like, wow.
Starting point is 00:18:53 In a 30 minute conversation. She's like, you don't mean that. Less. And I'm like, I mean, like granted, I get it.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Women have it hard in other situations. And I said that, but I'm like, in this situation, women in the industry have it pretty easy. Let me ask you this.
Starting point is 00:19:06 Do you think if you were telling him that story, he'd, why are you? No, no. Why? And I understand why we have to go through other stuff. Why wouldn't he? Hold on. Why wouldn't he? Cause he doesn't want to fuck me.
Starting point is 00:19:16 Okay. Okay. Yeah. He doesn't care about me. He doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about me. And again, this is not to say that women don't have it hard women have it hard what we're saying though is that men have it hard too sometimes a lot of time
Starting point is 00:19:30 every my argument and what we argued about i was like it's even everybody has it hard i didn't say one was even i'm saying look everybody has it difficult everybody has their own problems unless you're hot yes unless you're hot even if you're hot you have you have issues not that much not way less yeah way less issues it's like you're like as a woman're hot you have issues but it's like much way less way less issues as a woman I think a hot man has more issues than a hot woman does
Starting point is 00:19:49 be honest I don't know and that's why we argued and she's like I just can't be with somebody who thinks like that I'm like alright
Starting point is 00:19:54 what? alright you're telling me a story where a girl gets wired 90k 90k for just saying oh I wish I had it
Starting point is 00:20:03 $90,000 and I'm the bad guy here because I said oh women have it easy see if you were just saying, oh, I wish I had it. $90,000. And I'm the bad guy here. Because I said, oh, women have it easy. See, if you were just saying that just to say it, I get it. I get where she's coming from
Starting point is 00:20:11 where it's like, why are you saying shit like that? But if you're telling me a story where a girl talks to a guy and says, oh my God, I just, I'm struggling because of this. Dude, I'm in.
Starting point is 00:20:20 He's like, okay. I'm in disbelief in my chair. I'll send you two years worth of pay. I'll send you two years so you don't have to worry about anything ever again. Then you could say, that woman and women who look like her got it kind of easy. They got it kind of easy. It's a pretty good example. It's not a bad life.
Starting point is 00:20:41 Yeah. And I'm the bad guy. You know what's crazy? So what I do, I do solar. There's a girl who just started solar, completely brand new. She's just down for it. I'm more down for it than her, though. Yes, but she's a girl.
Starting point is 00:20:54 I've been down for it. She knocks at your door. So down for it. What does she have to say? But she's a girl who's pretty. She's banging. Mm-hmm. She made 500K in a summer. No, she didn't.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Here? In town? Sacramento. She made 500K. All because an old man answers the door like, what does she have to tell me? Yeah, what's up? I wonder what she's got.
Starting point is 00:21:15 You're coming back? Okay, cool. Let's talk about it. And I get there's other things they have to deal with. There's a million other things. The harassment, the other things. There's a million other things. And that's got to be hard.
Starting point is 00:21:25 But there are perks. But there are perks. Yes. Like getting $9,000. Like getting 500K. 500K. For doing my job and only for four months. There are perks.
Starting point is 00:21:38 I don't know. There's perks to it. I might be a piece of shit. I might. The whole thing is there's give and takes to all of it. Yes. If you're hot You're okay Less gives more takes
Starting point is 00:21:47 If you're hot The thing is It's like I say that And I'm just expecting Like a joking conversation Like oh yeah And it's like It's like taking so offensively
Starting point is 00:21:55 I'm like why are you Taking this so offensively Like I wasn't even It's like a form of Them wanting to feel like They earned what they have Which don't get me wrong You know women work hard
Starting point is 00:22:04 Whatever but There's some shit They don't have to work hard for. Look, I won't take away anything from her. And I will always say that she's a good woman. She's a great woman. Right. She does a lot.
Starting point is 00:22:13 She's very smart, does all kinds of stuff, but it's like, you're making $1,500 in a day for doing what? You know, you get guys like, I mean, yeah,
Starting point is 00:22:21 you have to push it. You have to make sales, but it's like, you make $1,500 in a day. Like your life is pretty good. Your life's pretty good. Your life is pretty good. guys like, I mean, yeah, you have to push it. You have to make sales, but it's like you make $1,500 in a day. Like your life is pretty good. Your life's pretty good. Your life is pretty good. People make, so they, so how many days does she work?
Starting point is 00:22:31 Three or four. Three or four days. Yeah. A week. Yes. $1,500 a day. And I literally told her, I'm like, I have it pretty easy too. I work three days a week and I make really good money.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Right. I have it easy too. You got it easy too, but why? Cause you're hot. I don't know too. You got it easy too, but why? Because you're hot. I don't know if that has anything to do with it. I don't know if that has anything to do with it.
Starting point is 00:22:50 You wouldn't get the job if you're ugly. No. Yes. That is true. Not at our job. That's true. There is a weight requirement.
Starting point is 00:22:57 My employment is not, that's, the place I work at is the only place that doesn't really have, you don't have to be in a job. You have ugly people on the staff. I'm not going to call out anybody.
Starting point is 00:23:07 Do you got ugly people on the staff? Yes. Yes. We're not, we're not a place that hires by looks. Do you have overweight people on staff? Yes. I'm not a place that hires by looks at all. I'm not at a place that hires by looks.
Starting point is 00:23:16 We're not everywhere else in the industry that hire by looks. Yes. I'm at one of the places that doesn't. His work's different. I'm different. I've always been different. Would I make it if I applied? Oh, a hundred percent. You didn't i applied oh 100 my name is on there so you're making it yeah yeah i appreciate that come on i appreciate that all right that's why we got you know we got a video another uh
Starting point is 00:23:37 video question uh so wait hold on we got a video question or not not it's it's not technically video it's audio question someone. But someone wrote in. Somebody wrote in, yeah. Take notes, everybody. Yep. Hey, this is Joanna. I want to know what guys think. So what do guys think when their girl, for instance,
Starting point is 00:24:02 you're out with your girl, and she starts making out with another girl? I know the big thing is like, oh, for instance, you're out with your girl, and, like, she starts making out with another girl. I know, like, the big thing is, like, oh, you know, a lot of girls do it because they think, oh, their guy's turned on by it. But, like, what do you guys, do you really, like, find it, if this is, like, your girlfriend, do you really find it attractive? Do you find it hot? Like, do you want her to be doing that?
Starting point is 00:24:24 Like, why? What is it that is so, like, hot about it? attractive? Do you find it hot? Do you want her to be doing that? Why? What is it that is so hot about it? That's a good question. That's a great question. I've dated bi girls. Have you? I have. Countless. But I haven't.
Starting point is 00:24:41 They've never gotten to experience girls with me. Not by me, my saying, but just in general. Bad timing. Yeah. But if that happened, as long as I get to make out with her too, we are fucking... It's fine.
Starting point is 00:24:54 That's even, Steven. That's all day. If I get to kiss her too, we're me and her fucking tag teaming that bitch. This is like a girl you care about though. Like you're committed. I was going to bring that up. I'm super open
Starting point is 00:25:09 when it comes to that shit. Like as long as it's both ways. Only girls though, right? Shout out. Yeah, I don't think if I was into guys, I would. But you could be.
Starting point is 00:25:20 You've never tried it. Dude, I wish I was. Dude, if I could find a guy hot we've kissed I know we've kissed but I don't you liked it we've done it more than once
Starting point is 00:25:32 we've done it more than once couple new years we both did it though so what does that mean I might like it on some level you kind of enjoy it you're very open
Starting point is 00:25:41 to one side I think if we were if anyone in this group was going to go gay together, it'd be us. I don't know if I could deal with you sexually. You couldn't. You guys would be a power couple for sure.
Starting point is 00:25:54 You might be too much. We'd have to swap. You'd have to be a switch for me. We'd have to be switch, 100%. I'd have to put you in a guillotine. Logan, you could take it. Harder. I don't think you could keep up withotine. No, Logan. You could take it. Harder. Harder.
Starting point is 00:26:07 I don't think you could keep up with Logan in bed to be honest. I probably couldn't. He'd blow me out. He would break my shit. But it would make me try to go harder next week.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Yeah. It would be like a workout partner. Yes. Yeah. When I'm out of the hospital, I'd come back in. Imagine hitting a nice workout.
Starting point is 00:26:24 You hit 225 for the first time in your life you go back home and he dominates me he just dominates you yes just fucking size of a basketball
Starting point is 00:26:32 that's tough fuck it doesn't sound fun you start doing Kegel exercises and then we just okay we're getting away from the question what was the
Starting point is 00:26:40 no yeah so this is my so you're down my standpoint he's down he loves it for me you brought up a thing like if you or you ask the question like if you genuinely care about the
Starting point is 00:26:48 woman i think it's it's hot if you're not seeing your girl as like okay this is the woman i want to spend the rest of my life with i'm just with her okay it's kind of hot seeing her make out with somebody else if this is the woman i want to spend the rest of my life with and i see that i don't know i don't i don't really like that i agree i'm not a huge fan of that and then it's like and then it also depends like okay if it's just like a fun like little like little kiss but if they're like really going at it i haven't uh chill out there buddy i haven't i haven't witnessed this or i haven't had to like experience this but i just i can't imagine i would like it you know they sit there and it's like oh why is she enjoying this so? As long as I get to be a part of it,
Starting point is 00:27:27 then I'm in. If it's, if it's just them, but this is the other thing too is, so now I'm single, right? I still talk to my ex all the time. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Like once every two or three days. But like after being single, it's been a month about at least a little, maybe a little more. I've realized how much I don't like everyone else i'm like man like i'm super i had a really good thing with my ex because we like to see a lot of shit the same but we also force that too no no no no no this is what we see together though like we both like love the same kind of music. I could send her anything. She's like, yeah, which is huge to me.
Starting point is 00:28:09 We both love like, she's got her own style. I've got my own style, but I love her thing that she does. Music is sex to you guys. Music's a big deal though. Yeah. We have a lot of shit though. Like just how we see the world, everything. We have a lot of things in common.
Starting point is 00:28:24 But now that we've both been broken up, we're like, yo, like you how we see the world everything we have a lot of things in common but now that we've both been broken up we're like yo like you're basically like the one person that i really fuck with all the time like we're both talking to other people but like even in all that we're both just like yeah like we're talking a lot of people compares but no one really compares to you you know what i mean but we both also don't want to be in a relationship right now. Do you believe that? Yeah, I do. Believe that? Genuinely.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Okay. 100%. Where it's like, we both are really appreciating the time that we have to ourselves. So, like, now if we decide to come back together, maybe a year from now, maybe two, however long it takes, if we ever do come back together, I think we would have a way more relationship like that. Okay. Where, like, you can, more relationship like that okay where like you can it's like no like i want to live my life but be with you all the time and i could fuck with that
Starting point is 00:29:11 that would be so you're just a different type of man though yeah you're a different type of man because like i think like if you're just locked into like a one way of life for the we only have this life for sure after this i'm probably going to hell okay if 100 i'm probably going there yeah so it's like i want to live like a free loving you're already too far gone at this point you might as well enjoy what you have yeah it doesn't have to be crazy but like i still want to live like a full life of like hooking up with somebody every now and then but still having that like like connection with someone the whole way up you know i don't know i think we are both like that though okay so i don't think she's like that i think so i don't think so i think she would enjoy it because she's dated girls mostly girls before me me. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:30:05 So it's like, it's been mostly girls for her. So after, obviously me, but it's like, I want her to keep going with girls. See, but the thing is about that, it's like, okay, if she's dated girls before this, obviously she's sexually attracted to them then. Like that question is like, okay, like if you sitting there and you're making out with a girl, but it's not like a, well, yeah, no shit. But if you were sexually attracted to a man and you went and fucked a man, that's cheating to her.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Me, not a man, just me. If you fucked Andrew, she'd be like, wait, damn, he's got ass.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Because in that sense, she's enjoying it. She's enjoying it. And I have this like, I think she would enjoy that though. Enjoy what? If I, if you fucking another guy,
Starting point is 00:30:42 I think I just have this like different sense of what love is i don't know no keep going keep going i just have a different sense like okay if i'm with somebody i should be it for them i should be enough it shouldn't be like oh it's not that you're not it's not that you're not enough but it's like why just limit yourself to just that why for both of us like Like, why just you? Because I feel like if I'm in love, that should be enough for me. This woman should be enough. I shouldn't need another woman.
Starting point is 00:31:10 I shouldn't need a threesome to spice things up. I shouldn't need another man to come in and make things interesting. You will. I can see that. That's how I feel about it. That's how you feel about it. I don't have enough experience, so I don't know if two years down the line, I'm like, I need this.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Twelve years down the line. Twelve years down the line. You know what I mean? I don't know. You's no you have no idea you gotta remember both sample sizes like six months max i don't have much sample size yeah i don't have much sample size at all but like either way though it's like it's whatever how do you feel about this because i feel like you agree with me on this it's whatever fits you though i i would hate it for me no yeah i i wouldn't be able to do it if you swap it like if she's making out with a dude, I'd be furious. So it's no different. It's like,
Starting point is 00:31:47 I mean, obviously if you're like into the girl on girl thing, like as a dude, whatever, you're just, you're probably just young and stupid. You think girl and girls not that cool? No.
Starting point is 00:31:56 I mean, it's hot if you don't know him a hundred percent. Yeah. It's hot if you don't know him. And if you're not, if you don't have feelings for that one. Lesbian porn smacks for sure. I have a really good girlfriend who's like straight as fuck but she's like yeah if a girl and a guy that i didn't know
Starting point is 00:32:11 offered me a three i would do it she's straight as an arrow and it's like yeah that makes sense to me i would do that too but you don't care about her you know what i mean yeah that's the whole point though yeah that's the whole point though. Yeah. That's the whole, that's like the contract. We're talking like, I'm talking about a woman I am in love with. You want to marry this girl.
Starting point is 00:32:31 I want to spend the rest of my life with this woman. No, no, but I'm saying if you and your woman, the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, fuck a girl together, you guys are both having a good time.
Starting point is 00:32:43 For now. For the day. And day and then and then they go they disappear look don't don't get me wrong it sounds phenomenal right no dude's gonna say two girls is bad right but you gotta flip it because that's how i think yeah imagine you are with your girl and she wants another man in the situation hey logan i want to bring as long as i get into the bedroom as long as i get a girl and then the other contract is there's nothing afterwards like there's not texting afterwards it's just like that time how are you supposed to re-up i don't think that's how it's
Starting point is 00:33:15 gonna work that's that you're living in a fantasy land it'll never you're living in a fantasy and i know people who have like done like a third in a relationship and there's always a second time always that's but that like it's got to be like almost on vacation but once you go to that level I've like done like a third in a relationship and there's always a second time. Always. That's, but that like, it's gotta be like almost on vacation. But once you go to that level, then it's like, okay, now you're just having sex with just you two. So it's like, okay, well. Damn, I need that third.
Starting point is 00:33:34 It's not the same. I don't think so. You don't think so? No. Have you been there? No, I just don't think that's like, it's a must afterwards. I don't know. You might have to wait until you get like a third.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Like if that ever happens. Like it might be like, damn, this is 100% poggers. What if a third doesn't bring 100%? What if a third is like, oh, yes. No, like it's fun, but it's not as fun. As you thought. Yeah. But it might be more fun than what you're doing normally just one-on-one.
Starting point is 00:34:04 There's a good point there. So if your normal sex, you know, is 70% pug, right? But if three-way is like 85%, you're going to want the 85% all the time. That's fair. Now you can't. Now your girl's getting mad like, damn, you keep hitting up Melissa for this third. And I'm not enough for you. Now you got to battle that.
Starting point is 00:34:30 She's like, okay, well, I want to fuck Tony too with you. See, that would be tough. That would be tough. Which I'm with you. They're going to turn around at some point. That double standard makes sense to me. They're going to turn it around at some point. See, the thing is, it's fair, but I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:34:45 Yeah. You know, it's fair. But is that fair to think that way? It's only fair to you. It's's fair, but I don't like it. It's fair. But is that fair to think that way? It's only fair to you. It's not fair to me. That's how I think. Girl on girl, it's quirky. It's cool. Everybody does it. They have their phase. It's not as fun for me
Starting point is 00:34:59 watching you top off a dude. That's true. I hope that I am that open. You're not. You're not. But I mean, I don't know. You're not. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:12 You're not. I promise you that. There's no way you could watch a woman you are in love with give head to another man. No shot. But that's what I'm saying, though. There's no way. We almost did it in high school. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:35:24 Hold on. Shout out. We were this close. high school. There's no way. Hold on. Shout out. We were this close. Pause the situation. That's true. And we were cool with it. You were cool with the idea of it until you saw it happen. No.
Starting point is 00:35:34 It might have been different. If I looked over and her eyes are popping out of her head on your meat, I might have been a little sad. Yes. You have been hurt. Just a little bit. But what if you're getting top 10 brains? It's not the same.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Well, I would have to lock my fingers and really smash it to try to balance it out. I don't care about that. It's going over here. It's not the same. I can't imagine myself ever. It's like an ego check. I can't do it. I would vote no.
Starting point is 00:35:59 No. 100% no for me. I would say it's not hot unless they're complete strangers. Yes, that's the whole point. If you're out at a club... No, we're talking about a woman we care about. The question says you're out with your girl. The girl we're hooking up with is a complete stranger. No. What is going on here? This is mine.
Starting point is 00:36:16 I want it though. We're talking about the girl you're with. You're in a committed relationship with. You're in love. You want to marry this woman. But she's out making out with another woman. just hope my marriage is like that that's all i don't know i can't i couldn't i feel like marriage just marriage marriage is gonna be boring i couldn't do it i i think with you i don't know if it's an ego thing i don't know if it's a man thing but i don't want to look over and see my girl like i don't want to feel like i'm
Starting point is 00:36:41 not enough for her it's like okay like she needs somebody else to come in and make it enough that doesn't make me feel good as a man i don't that's an insecurity of mine i don't know i don't want to feel like I'm not enough for her. It's like, okay, like she needs somebody else to come in and make it enough. That doesn't make me feel good as a man. I don't know if that's an insecurity of mine. I don't know. I don't think that's what it is for me. I don't know if it's ego. Like, I'm not enough. I think it's more of like, maybe that would be.
Starting point is 00:36:57 I don't know. It's just like. But you also, there's also things that women do that you see and you're just like, that's my girl. And you don't like it. And you start, you almost lose feelings a little bit. That's a good line. you're just like that's my that's my girl and you don't like it and you start you almost lose feelings a little bit that's a good line you're just like that's wow that that's that's the woman i'm bringing home to my mother yeah that one she's out here making like if my mom was sitting next to me and she's watching that we'd look at each other like but that's the thing is mom i'm sorry mom's not there mom i'm sorry it's like that girl at parkway she came up
Starting point is 00:37:22 to like six different dudes and like held out her hand. All of them, you know, kissed them, you know, shot their shot, whatever. And she ended up with the DJ at one of the clubs. But all the kids kissed the same hand. Same hand. Yuck. So we know where we're at though. I don't know. We know where we're at.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Strangers, girl on girl. Sure. Banging. Nuts. Logan's extremely fucked up. just a tiny bit all right okay so kind of related to the same topic uh do you guys hear about all the drake stuff no i don't jack so no wait so drake commented on an nba post uh talking about parents hyping up their sons who play basketball whatever and uh he just made like a fun comment like i'd hype up my son even if he was playing with a rubik's cube or something like that yeah like that and um an online some guy
Starting point is 00:38:18 online commented to drake your son will probably be your son will probably play with ghost writers like clowning on drake for all that stuff happened a couple of years ago. And Jake responded with, I just followed your girl cause she's probably miserable. It needs some excitement in her life. Um, then Drake DM'd the guy's wife saying here for you, ma.
Starting point is 00:38:42 Um, then they kind of played it off as all as a big joke um like the one like the the guy posted i can't believe drake dm my wife like he became like a 15 minutes of fame overnight sensation six seconds of fame um but it got me thinking is there any amount of money that you would take to let your girl spend a night with Drake? Yes. There is. Do I get to meet him? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:08 Do I get to hang out with him? There is a number. I don't see why not. It's pretty low if I could hang out with him. Drake is probably really funny. I'm always taking money over sex. Yeah. I think Drake would make me laugh. There is a number.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Easy. It's low. I think if I could get- But you're fully in love with this woman. You care so much about her. Shout out. That doesn't exist for Logan. It's low. I think if I could get... But you're fully in love with this woman. You care so much about her. Shout out. That doesn't exist for Logan. It doesn't exist.
Starting point is 00:39:29 And that's why I feel like I can't argue the point with this man. Because he's not on that level. Everything you think that you're different on, he's been through. Yeah. He's further than both of us. I've been there. Yeah. And I would do it.
Starting point is 00:39:42 I think if I had a half an hour with Drake, he would call me back the next day. I think so. Damn, you got a couple tattoos? Me too. We're friends. Which I don't know if you guys can see this, but I got a new one. It's healing process right now.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Show them real quick. No, we'll do it on the Patreon. Come on, man. It's okay. Literally, I'm blasted now um so new man yeah multi-tatted right here multi but me and drake i think would be boys i don't think so he knows that you have always said that too yeah you and you and drake would be tight i think so so only if you're getting something out of it you'd'd be cool with it. Yeah. You've read that book, how to win friends and influence people.
Starting point is 00:40:27 It's a great book. You know, Carnegie, very good. There's nothing in it for me or anybody, you know, for themselves. They're not going to do it.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Right. But if there is something for you, I'm going to do it. You're going to do it. Yeah. And if that's something is being friends with Drake, but your girl, fuck Drake,
Starting point is 00:40:43 that these things happen. Fuck, fuck her. But you girl fucked Drake. These things happen. Fuck her when I'm out. But you love this woman. These things happen, Bo. I used to love her. She fucked Drake. Yeah, well, you used to love her. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Bo, you got to trust me. I guess that's true. Look, if she wants to spend the night with Drake and she fucked Drake, that's no longer my woman. Don't tell me, though. I don't even think that. I just think it's like, yo. Don't tell me. Shout out.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Give me a little feature. You know, something. Throw me 20K. I don't know me shout out give me give me a little feature you know something throw me 20k i don't know okay but so if roles are reversed because i've had this like this argument with people too because it's like women are so quick to fuck guys that are famous and i don't understand it i fuck anybody who's famous you but like if you're in a committed relationship. Top three right now, go. Oh, wow. Who's your number one? Who's your number one go-to? Summer Hyde. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:28 If she was 99 years old. I've heard that line before. I don't give a fuck. So if you're in a committed relationship, you're in love with your girl, and you have a chance with her, you're taking it? Yeah. Really? Okay. I feel like I wouldn't.
Starting point is 00:41:42 I would. I have like. Yeah, no. Trust me. I feel like I wouldn't. I would, I have, I have like, yeah, no, I feel like I wouldn't. Trust me on this bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:55 If I could get like 28 year old Tomahawk dude, I cut off my foot. If I was married for 25 years, I cut off my foot and then fuck her. You're not fucking the same though with a cut off foot. It doesn't matter. How are you going to fuck with one foot? It's not going to be the same.
Starting point is 00:42:08 We could cut it off during. Okay, during. And I'd still do it. But either way. What were we saying? Top three of celebrities you've been in. No, we were not saying that.
Starting point is 00:42:19 I was. Top three? Yeah. Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara. So you have a type. We have a similar list here you have a type who's the last
Starting point is 00:42:27 Angelina Jolie maybe no I would take I was a Jessica Alba in her prime that's a good one though that's a good one though who's the girl who played
Starting point is 00:42:36 Will Smith's wife in The Other Guys Will Smith or Will Ferrell that's not Will Smith that's Will Ferrell and that's Eva Longoria Eva Longoria Ron Eva Longoria.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Ron Will, fam. Eva Longoria. Am I a liar by saying I wouldn't do it? Yes. Am I a liar? Are you lying? You tell us. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:42:55 I feel like I wouldn't do it, but maybe, I don't know. Totally cool. That's fine. Play to the crowd. Trust your older crowd. Maybe, yeah. Maybe I'm just not. I'm your older crowd in this maybe i'm just not i'm your older crowd
Starting point is 00:43:05 in this situation older spiritually yeah the more that i talk to you guys and the more that i realize all right so much true all right to what you say i'm sitting here like no like i'm in love with this woman i would never do that i would never i would never do that i would never do it you know maybe i have this false sense of love it's true i don't know maybe i have this false sense like when i'm with a woman, that is all I would ever want in my life, but I would never want anything else. What you think love is is not real. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:43:31 That's the truth. 100%. I'm still not going to believe you in this sense. Maybe I'll believe you in five years when I'm 42. Hear me out. I am the one person in this room who's got that shit. Love it. Carter too. I got that shit. Love it. Carter too.
Starting point is 00:43:46 I'm so sorry. Love is real to Carter. Love is real to Carter. But love is not real until you're deep in it. That's what love is. That's love, love. Where it's like you are. Yeah, love isn't real until.
Starting point is 00:44:00 It's your boys. Well, that's true. Love is definitely your boys well love is definitely your boys um but until you get to that point of i can't believe you just said this to me or i can't believe you are annoying me this much but at the end of the day it's like it. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Yeah. That's love. Yeah. What the first month and a half is is your procreation genes telling you to fuck. See, I feel like I can get to that point.
Starting point is 00:44:32 I could get to that point with my girl. You could. You could get to that point, but, Beau, that point is not for years. Oh, man. It's tough. It's not for a very long time from now. Put up with fucking call me once a week. You've got to put them on.
Starting point is 00:44:45 For three years. You've got to put on like, that point is not for years down the line. Where it's like, okay, listen, it doesn't matter what the fuck you say. I'm still with you regardless. That is so far down the line.
Starting point is 00:44:58 That's like you've already established yourself in the relationship. Like, no, this is the woman right here. No matter what happens. Regardless. When it gets to the point of like, when the fight happened, it's not,
Starting point is 00:45:07 man, I don't need this shit, but it's like, I wonder what she's going to say tomorrow or like when this is going to be over kind of thing. It's not like, I need to get out
Starting point is 00:45:17 because I'm over it. That's what love, like real guys. Mm-hmm. You know. Which you, he's, he's been there already.
Starting point is 00:45:24 Oh no, I've been there. He's been there. Come on, I've been through it all. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That's love. That-hmm. You know. Which you, he's been there already. Oh, no, I've been there. He's been there. Come on, I've been through it all. That's a lot than a half in, right, Bo? I've been there. I'm different. I'm different. I'm different.
Starting point is 00:45:32 I really am. I'm different. I'm going to continue to believe that. How embarrassing. For as long as I possibly can. How funny is that, though, that Drew was right about anything? It's not funny at all.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Really? It's not funny. I've been right about a lot of stuff. It's not funny. It's not funny, right? It sucks. Yeah. It's not funny at all. Really? It's not funny. I've been right about a lot of stuff. It's not funny. It's not funny, right? It sucks. Yeah. It sucks.
Starting point is 00:45:49 It does suck. It sucks a little bit. It sucks when Drew's right about anything. Yes. Yeah. And it happens all too much for you guys. Not too much. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:45:57 Barely, but when it does happen. Too much, but when it does happen, it doesn't feel good. I don't feel good. I'll remember it. Okay, so we had a little technical issue. Carter's phone, he doesn't have enough money to pay for the iCloud storage. Yet again.
Starting point is 00:46:08 So we need some Patreon subscribers. I have 200 gigs. I just haven't deleted the past seven episodes. Get rid of all that fucking storage. So we left off on the number where we'd be okay with Drake. Basically fucking our woman. Piping our wife. Basically.
Starting point is 00:46:24 50 Gs. Carter, what's your number? I don't know. No, you couldn't. Yeah, you couldn't. And that's why I'm like, I really couldn't. If I was at that point, I don't know if there was a number. I feel like 10 million wasn't an unfair number. 50 G's. There's no way. We would get divorced and I
Starting point is 00:46:40 would be boys with Drake after. Sold. Next. Okay, go ahead, Logan. 10 million for Bo, he said. By the way, 10 million. This is a guy that would suck wiener for several hundred K. I never said that. You did say that.
Starting point is 00:46:52 I did say that if it was like, I'm struggling. Right now, Bo, what about like the stock market's down? At this point, I need the money. If you could blow a guy. 250 K. 250 K.
Starting point is 00:47:01 But you were lower than that. We're not getting to that conversation. 250 K right now. I'll do it. Bo, I need the money. That 250 K. 100 K were lower than that. We're not getting to that conversation. $250K right now. I'll do it. I need the money. Dad, $250K. $100K. $100K.
Starting point is 00:47:08 $100K. $100K. $100K. $100K. $60K. $100K. $100K. Please rise.
Starting point is 00:47:12 Court is now in session. So we're going to move into the news segment. So this week, we've got, to start us off, we've got a man accused of shooting his mom on Mother's Day over an Xbox controller. Oh, my God. So, Wayne County, Kentucky, 22-year-old white male, Jacob Small. Police received a call that a gunshot victim was on their way to the hospital. After receiving that call, another call came in and claimed the shooter was waiting at the neighbor's house to turn himself in.
Starting point is 00:47:44 It was a.22 rifle. It was turned in to the police, and the son didn't give a specific explanation, like what the fight consisted of, other than the fact that it had to do with the Xbox controller he bought for his mom on Mother's Day. She wasn't appreciative of the Xbox controller? What a bitch. wouldn't be sure.
Starting point is 00:48:06 I'm not sure. It probably stemmed from that. That was my hypothesis. What the fuck am I going to do with this Xbox controller? I don't know. She should have. Maybe he bought it for her. This is what I think happened. I think he bought a controller for himself.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Okay. I'm on Happy Mother's Day. That's how I think it went. Oh, you're not appreciative of it? I'm going to shoot you now. I bought this controller and you didn't have to. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:48:31 So he shot her. So he shot her. Ballad or no? It's Mother's Day. So it's like... It's Mother's Day. That makes it way worse. A gift is a gift.
Starting point is 00:48:42 If she plays Xbox... If she plays Xbox... If she plays Xbox. And he bought her a nice little, you know, the scuff controller with the buttons on the back. Extra sticks. Yeah. The paddle sticks. Put some money into it. Customized it maybe.
Starting point is 00:48:54 You guys are stupid. And she wasn't appreciative of it. I don't know. Did she die? No. It's a 22. 22 can be lethal though. In the brain.
Starting point is 00:49:05 No, it's a 22. It's a spinning round. In the brain. No, it was a 22. Like it's, it's a spinning round, so it'll go in, but it won't go out. Yeah. He shot at the car and I'm pretty sure it just like hit the car first. He shot at the car. Like kicking crew.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Like as she was driving away. Yeah. That's tough. Yeah. Look, anybody that's going to, is willing to shoot at their mom. Guilty.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. 100%. You have some fucking life. I don't know. If you're going to shoot life. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:27 He's the only man that might shoot a killer's mom. Yes. Mom's got some bullshit going on. Mom has a crazy life insurance policy. She's got a huge life insurance policy. I don't know. Yeah. I'm guilty.
Starting point is 00:49:39 Guilty 100%. On Mother's Day of all days? That was my birthday this year, so it's more about me. It's more about you. That is true. So, plausible. We would need another full story on that one. So, you need to talk to him.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Maybe he could be our next guest. Yeah, get him on. But a woman strips and urinates on the floor of a Georgia Walmart after a profanity-laced triad. The police have arrested a woman for urinating on a Walmart floor. April Barrow, 40, was looking for a medication Walmart did not carry, began yelling and hitting employees. After going on a profanity-laced rampage in the store,
Starting point is 00:50:23 she stripped naked and urinated on the floor. She was arrested after the cops saw the pee and checked the security tapes. That's unbeatable. That's an unbeatable defense. What are you going to do? Imagine we're fighting and I just get naked and start peeing every time.
Starting point is 00:50:38 You can't do anything. Okay. You win. All right, just please leave. Have you guys seen that video where it's like the lady's at the store and she's like black lives matter my pussy matters and she's just throwing fucking candles no yeah i have seen that no i have seen that there's this lady and she's at like
Starting point is 00:50:56 walmart and whatever reason she's saying black lives matter and then she says my pussy matters and she will throw a candle 30 feet in the air to break it for what we don't know but she just kept doing it every time multiple candles multiple why candles 15 of all things literally every time three week two three week at least 12 bucks my pussy matters throws it up in the air what are you gonna do Nothing. So I'll give her points on that. I mean, that's definitely creative. It's a good play. Why does she have to strip naked, though?
Starting point is 00:51:31 What are you going to do? Are you going to be able to touch a naked woman while she's peeing on the floor? I'm not. Nope. I'm not. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm definitely not.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Oh, no, 100%. I'm watching the headline. Hey, look. I don't get paid enough for this. The other way. Yeah. See ya. No, I'm not walking the other way. I want to watch. I want to see what's going on here. I'm going to watch, but I'm not going hat. I'm like, hey, look. I don't get paid enough for this. The other way. Yeah. See ya. No, I'm not walking the other way.
Starting point is 00:51:45 I want to watch. I want to see what's going on here. I'm going to watch, but I'm not going to touch it. I'm not doing anything with that. I mean, she's definitely guilty. There's no argument. That's a smart play. That's a smart play.
Starting point is 00:51:57 That's a smart play. She's guilty, but it's smart. She's guilty for sure. Yeah, you get naked like that. It's really smart. You get to do everything you want to do. Anything you want. Second you get naked, it's like, well. okay well because like before even before you still can't
Starting point is 00:52:09 touch her you can just like bodyguard her like hey you got to go that way now you can't even go near her you can't you just got to let her play you know it's a good move yeah it's a good move smart girl all right uh an indian couple uh is suing their son after paying for his American Day trading education. Son promised them once he finished his school, him and his wife would give him a grandchild. He has yet to follow through on that promise. The lawsuit is asking for a grandchild under a year or five crores. It's some sort of Indian currency. I found out that it's equivalent to 50 million rupees
Starting point is 00:52:53 or 1.25 million US dollars. So either a grandchild. Did they have that in writing? I don't know. I know they're suing to have a grandchild. Probably not. I know that they're actually suing in court in India. I wonder if that plays in India.
Starting point is 00:53:13 It might play in India, probably. I don't think that plays here, but I think in India that could work. If you said you're going to give him a grandchild, you should give him a grandchild. Live up to your word. he's a day trader he's attending that's what his schooling was yeah but they said that they spent all their money on their son and they had to take out a loan for their house so they're just like fed up at this point so give us one all for a grandchild they're not asking for too much to be honest 1.25 they're not asking for too much, to be honest. 1.25 million. They're not asking for too much.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Or a child. They put a mortgage on their house just to get a grandchild. They put a 1.25 million dollar mortgage on their house. I just want a child. I would say, fair trade. Or have sex and make me a kid. Just make me a kid. Fair trade.
Starting point is 00:53:59 That's fair trade, to be honest. Innocent. Yep, innocent. Definitely innocent on the parent's part. That guy's guilty. What a piece of shit. What an easy job. Dude, just go get somebody pregnant. Commenter. Innocent. Definitely innocent on the parent's part. That guy's guilty. What a piece of shit. What an easy job. Dude, just go get
Starting point is 00:54:07 somebody pregnant. Commenter. For your parents. He's already got a wife. Yeah. It's like, what? What you waiting on? Well, you got a wife.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Yeah. He's trying. He's actively trying. Actually, I've gotten a noun. But yeah, that's all we have for you guys.
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Starting point is 00:55:09 Let's fill the fuck out right now, okay? It's at least $1,500. Definitely way less than $90,000. Way less. You know where it's at. You can find it. You know I'm going through a lot right now, right? Don't forget about the video submissions or confessions either.
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