Who Knows? Who Cares. - Dying During Sex is the Way to Go.

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

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your pants but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's fair. Don't lie. Yeah. Wait a second. You're a bitch. I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't.

I didn't. You know what they'll say? Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. I'll call 45 then. That's fine. Even number.

Is it? I think is it just go with that alright 44 we're here yeah we're back 6 more to 50 back at the end of the year

we'll have 50 yeah that's all that matters and then we're gonna start taking it serious yeah then I'll put it

on my Instagram we should do a shirtless yeah if we get a couple donations we'll do shirtless episodes we just go what they want

you know yeah if we have requests to do shirtless we'll do it then I'll do the next one I mean Boaz keep his shirt on but everyone else

he's a little fat right now I'll tease I'll tease look a little thick I just want to talk about our last episode because that one did pretty well. Shut up.

I want to thank everybody for just loving us. For supporting. 70 likes. What? 70? 70,000 likes. That means at least 70,000 people watched and liked the video. That's fucking nuts.

How does a like system work? How long do they have to watch it for it to go through? I think you don't have to watch it at all. As long as you click that button, it goes. Well, 70 people pressed it. 70,000 people. 70,000. I only have 65,000 accounts.

That's crazy. You got at least 5,000. Well, I have 2,000 accounts. So then three. Yeah, that's not bad. Three likes is still good. That's pretty good. Still good.

Well, thank you guys. The reason we're still here is all for you. Just that one episode is the only reason we're still going. Yeah, Still good. Well, thank you guys. It's the, you know, the reason we're still here is all for you. Just that one episode is the only reason we're still going. Yep. That's it pretty much for you guys, huh?

If you guys want to, if you guys want to partake, you guys can send any questions to WKWC at pot at gmail.com. We have a good question this week, huh? Yeah. We got a good question. Send in.

We have a question sent in by a viewer. Who sent that in? Are we keeping it anonymous? Yeah. Super fan. Super fan. Oh, super fan. Super fan. We got a good question. We have a question sent in by a viewer. Who sent that in? Are we keeping it anonymous? Yeah. Super fan. Super fan. Oh, a super fan.

I think it's a woman. She loves the show. Don't know who she likes on here, but one of us, I think. She's a fan of one of us. I'm sorry, dude. Questions. Let's get some confession segment going again. So if you guys got any confessions send those in

are you able to do like a filter you don't have to videotape it either can I just start confessing to you guys stuff that I've done and then you guys will just put a filter on it you can just type it out you can literally just type it out the confessions you can type out blur my face but keep the same body

so they can see nobody will ever recognize your tattoos alright go ahead and tell us about your weeks how's life been going Yeah, nobody would ever recognize your tattoo. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. All right. That's fine. Go ahead and tell us about your weeks. How's life been going? It's been a while. It's been three weeks, right?

For us. Is it three weeks? I think it's been three. A lot of gambling's been done. Dude, we had a movie day of Andrew's birthday. That was... Dude, I had one of the worst birthdays of my life. It was a great day for me.

Me too. PR'd at the gym. PR'd at golf. Golf's great. Yeah. I did Me too. PR'd at the gym. PR'd at golf. Golf's great. I did not have a good day at the gym. I did not have a good day at golf. The casino was not that great for me. And I did not have a good day at the tables.

I broke even at the tables. The casino was not that good for me. I lost a thousand bucks. Stayed a little too long. Not a one day. Stayed a little too long. He complains about not wanting to take time off. Yeah.

I lose money. I gotta make that money back. He's gotta feed his addiction, dude. Yeah. It's still too long. He complains about not wanting to take time off. I lose money. I got to make that money back. He's got to feed his addiction, dude. Yeah. His passion. It's not an addiction. It's a passion. It's a passion.

It wasn't a good time away for me. Yeah. That's for sure. Logan's left-handed roll fucked me. On Andrew's birthday. We did have fun. I did have a lot of fun. We did have fun.

We had fun on Andrew's birthday. I was getting the best cards on 21 getting flipped to me. I was getting fed. Monster. Bam. Monster 12s, dude. It was nice. Andrew's birthday. I was getting the best cards on 21 getting flipped to me. I was getting fed monster 12s, dude. It was nice. That was good. It was fun. What else?

That fucking bitch. What was her name? That dealer would not even talk to us. I don't remember her name. It was close to Adesanya. No, it's okay. It was Adesanya, but with the word anal in front. Annalisa? There was a D in there, too. I don't know. Okay, it's okay. It was Adesanya, but with the word anal in front. Annalisa? There was a D in there, too.

I don't know. Okay, it doesn't matter. She should die. Anyways, I don't think we did anything else other than that. She should definitely die. Yeah. That was about it. She ruined my night.

That was fun, though. Yeah. And golfed. That's pretty much it. Good time, though. Yeah. Good time. I wouldn't trade it.

What about you, Carter? How's your week? Week's been? Just been missing the podcast. Nice. Been getting told how much I suck by my friends. True. That's true.

You deserve it. Only one person to blame. Bo and I are going to EDC this weekend. Yes. So this will be out after EDC, but if you are going to EDC, say what's up. Say what's up. We'll be there. Just tell our editor to fucking crank it out tomorrow.

Get it done. Get it out. Because we got a bunch of fans. 70,000 tomorrow. Get it done. Get it out. Because we got a bunch of fans. 70,000 likes. We'll do a meet and greet. What do you guys want? Meet and greet at EDC. What booth did you guys get?

34C, I think we're at. 34C, yeah. Find us. C and 35C. Yeah. We got two booths because we're big. We're a big deal. All right. We'll go big deal. All right.

We'll go ahead and start it up. This is not. All right. It's not real. We'll kick off tonight with, I want you guys to talk about what's your favorite sex with your girl or with a girl in the past. So like post-fight, if you've been away from each other for a while, after a cry, when you're drunk, morning sex,

what's the best? Do you only cry when you're drunk? Is that why you throw that in? I think I've ever cried like that. I've never cried. I've cried, but we'd never had sex after that. That's why. For a good reason.

That's why. Yeah, 100%. That's kind of true. Go ahead, Beau. You've had probably the most sex here so let's see well mine's not that fun because i told you the best sex was for me uh-huh and whenever it comes to me it's just like you guys just don't care you know and it hurts my feelings best sex for me was we were talking it's it just sounds like elevator music. We actually did get into a fight, though, that day.

I forgot about that. We were in Colorado. Your best sex? Yeah. We got into a fight over some random bullshit. It was stupid. This isn't best sex you've ever had. It's just like- Your favorite.

Yeah, what's your favorite? Most consistent is probably after fight sex. Yeah, no, yeah, 100%. Either that or cry, post-cry. There was one time where i like broke up with her the first time i broke up and had sex with her but she was like well can we stay the night like basically like the last time let me win you back type thing yeah and that was a lot of fun that was really fun stuff yeah that's why they broke up 17 times yeah there was also another

time to do the new stuff there was also another time where like i was mad at her and then we like we fucked and then she was like asked me out like she was like were you mad at me like what why were you that was different than usual no of course no better you think it's better for her maybe it was i don't know it was better for me i did 350 this week 350 milgram I don't know. It was better for me. I did 350 this week. 350 milligrams. I don't know. Of course I wasn't mad at you. So fights? Yeah. Unfortunately, probably.

Fights. Okay. You? Dude, I don't know. I don't have like a... Okay, well, we did do drugs one night. Oh, drug sex, yeah. Drug sex was very fun.

Intoxicated sex. I've never had drug sex still and i'm a guy who likes to have sex and take drugs it was honestly i am both those things and i've never had yeah no that was probably the best that's right when that eclipse happens you'll probably die we were in yosemite we had a hot tub looking out like with the view and stars we were just going from like the hot tub like you we were like oh let's go inside but then you got out of the hot tub and it was like i can't wait till we get inside so then we just had sex can you describe your sex and then we're like to the door and then we have sex by the door and it's like i want to hear every two steps i can't wait any longer i can't wait any

longer than this no i i yeah i had like I was planning on having sex on drugs. Fuck, hold on. Can we pause? I just want to send a text real quick. I'm thinking about it now. I'm thinking about this Sunday. I'm going to be busy for sure, but Monday morning.

What's your favorite? I don't have a consistent thing. I don't have like a consistent thing. I don't know. Like when we fight, it's not like we have sex every time after or even that much really. I don't think we post-fight sex. This doesn't have to be with the girl you're with?

Yeah. I know. Well, people that I'm not with, if we fight, I don't really talk to them that much. Usually that fight's been planned and that's why it happens. But, we fight, I don't really talk to him that much. Usually that fight's been planned and that's why it happens. But I don't know.

Would like vacation be on there? I think I have the best sex when I'm not home. Vacation is some of the best sex. Yeah. That's a great. All the times I can think back on the best sex was when you're not at home. I don't care who my wall neighbors are. Yeah.

Nothing. I'm fucking destroying headboards you name it. It maybe wasn't a vacation for me but I traveled for it. That's some of the top moments. But I also really like not seeing someone all the time because then when you do see them

That's been kind of like a thing for you right? For the past year or so? A forced separation of sex kind of thing? I'm sorry. That's the last one. That's the last time. I'm sorry.

No, but like... Let's just say, like hypothetically, I don't see someone all the time, but I see them like maybe once a week and then when we do see them...

It makes it more fun. It lights out. Absence makes the heart grow fond. That's what they say. That is true. It's lights out. Yes. It makes the heart grow fond. That's what they say. That is true. It's lights out stuff. Yeah. And for a year.

Yeah. I mean, that's a long time. Yeah. Well, I feel like that would dwindle if it's like a, an everyday thing,

every week thing. Yeah. Cause you like, Oh, it's Friday. Got to get drained, but it's not Friday. Well,

I'm just saying it's, it's, you know how it's a different time all the time. Okay. When you jack off and you go a week without it, you're like, it's a big deal. It's a different time all the time. Okay, when you jack off, and you go a week without it,

you're like, it's a big deal. It's a lot of fun. I feel really bad. I don't know. The first day back? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Ohio, I hope.

Right? I mean, Ohio. Right, man? It's like three or four months or whatever. I should have wore boots in that fucking bathroom. Sick fuck. You slept in too late, dude. I had too much time on my hands. I hate you.

I know it was when I went fishing. All right, so what's your best? Because you've had a lot of... You've done things. I've had, you know... Yeah. I think you started at like 13, right? You're having sex at 13?

Here and there. Maybe even eight. I have 13. I've touched in the water. Maybe at like a wedding after party or something? Here and there. Yeah. Here and there.

Oh, I was kind of a part of that too. It looked good. That was my first threesome probably. You just watched me in there? I was just peeking around the corner. So basically for context, it should have been me there was a wedding that we all went to true and i was having sex with someone afterwards andrew watched it a wedding just someone's wedding i came out to grab a beer and i all i see is like these two raccoons in the corner because i'm looking for the i. I didn't even get the beer, dude.

I was so sad. I don't remember if you and I made eye contact or if we all three, like, kind of made eye contact. But I went inside immediately after I saw what was going on. What did you see? You had somebody bent in a 90, like, head to the wall, kind of like where their neck is, like, also snapped up. So it's almost like like a little zigzag and you're just behind them you know flipped up and bleep that part

got it and i want to say i was digging for a different beer because i want to say there's modelo in there I don't really fuck with Modelo and like as soon as I like found one I kind of like like looked up and then I saw you know what was going on something weird and gross you know almost envious of it and so I just like dropped the beer and went inside and I was like dude you guys don't go outside and that was it me and avery put on young thug and we were just fucking getting laid on the couch i forgot until like the next day so oh that's good that's probably my best sex too actually

watching you just tear it up i don't even what that was that wasn't me that was just you saw you just something you saw something yeah it was you definitely you whatever yeah whatever so yours is what post wedding sex somebody else's up there post best man sex i don't know i wasn't you know i was that day actually yeah it's a good speech speech yeah i remember that filmed do you have the speech film i don't i think somebody does though trey was asking me like some advice what about the dance floor i think the dance floor was filmed after too right i got a picture of the dance floor hey let's just fucking all right the dress might be next thing next thing what's next all right what was your answer yeah what's your real answer we've been real answer so

vacations up there vacation is like top so yeah so good and then also just like not having it for a while stuff is good like but like if you do it like built up but built you guys are talking about it the hymen puncher it's it's like the build-up though like even if you haven't maybe seen each other for a minute like it's also like don't go straight into it like wait for that whole day on top of it and then it's yeah like don't rush it yeah don't be like okay i saw you just now go going on dates like throughout the day and then later on you that that stuff yeah brings back a lot of memories man a lot of memories, man. A lot of memories.

What do you mean memories, man? All you guys do is have sex. You probably don't even remember anything else other than that. Maybe the first time skydiving. Most of the good memories are all sex. She stole that from me. I want to take Bo's skydiving first time. I still haven't done that.

It was so good. I had a runny nose from that one weird flu I got. You still should have come. I got a really crazy. It was so great. I'll probably never do it again now. Cause now I have like, you know,

shit to look forward to in my life, but whatever. Glad I did it. All right. Um, let's go. Uh, do you guys think,

have you guys, first off, have you ever had a gay dream and do you think they mean anything I think I did have a gay dream once I don't have

yeah I think I've had one gay dream in my life who was in it I don't remember maybe Luke you just saw Luke fucking a dude

I don't know after you watched Luke jump in a pool dick out yeah dick out rollerblading did he like send a video of him rollerblading I don't know. After you watch Luke jump in a pool, dick out. Yeah, dick out. Rollerblading even, maybe. Did he, like,

send a video of him rollerblading with a sock on his dick? No, he had, like, Heelys. He went Heelys, and he turned. I turned that video. He had a sock duct-taped around his flaccid five-inch penis. I've never had a gay dream

where I was, like, physically active in it, but I think I've had one gay dream in my life I feel like I've had one but I don't remember that's how I feel too so I don't know

it didn't make enough of an impact for me obviously it didn't make much of an impact to make the switch I don't remember one if I've had one maybe as a kid

I don't know I want to say I've had is this your question? yeah I want to say I've had one but I don't really I've had a gay dream I know I've had one

for sure I've had one gay dream you woke up like wet? I had a gay dream. I've had one. For sure. I've had one gay dream. You woke up like wet. I was wet. Yeah. I peed everywhere. Yeah. I peed all over the bed. Yeah.

And the floor. I was so wet. You're making me uncomfortable. I was just trying to have a short little joke. Yeah. I'm sorry. But no, I've had one gay dream.

If you guys haven't. Yeah. I don't think we have any material for that one. Sorry, dude. We could, maybe you're alone,ter for our patreon members you're gonna coming up with stories actually this one time yeah

all right uh do you guys think telling the truth is overrated yeah so like people say oh i want you to tell me the truth but you don't like you don't like you don't actually want the problem is most people don't want to hear the truth. That's the problem. There's people who don't know what the truth could actually be. Yeah. It's oblivious people. I think lying is really good for you.

I don't think so. I don't think lying is good for you. I think telling the truth in most cases is the best thing to do, but there are certain cases where it is better to just like, little white lies I think are good. Would you say hiding a relationship from your closest friends for months is a good idea? No. It's a bad idea.

That's fine. You're saying it's a bad idea. Who are we talking about? You. I just wanted to make sure you were consistent with your story. Yeah. As long as you know that's a bad idea. It blew my mind.

No, in hindsight, it was a great idea. You think so? Yeah, because it allowed me to come to, like, your own conclusion. On my own conclusion and figure out what I really want. The one that was written out for you. So lying is a good thing. Lying could be a good thing in certain cases.

I'm a big Jordan Peterson fan. I read his book, and one of his chapters and one of his rules for life is to tell the truth. I think that's true for the most part. I think telling the truth is really good, especially when you don't want to. Yeah. But I think white lies are good.

I think white lies, if I'm doing it to like protect the person that I'm talking to, not to protect myself, okay, cool. Yes. Selfless lies. But if I'm doing it to protect myself,

then no. Typically it's not a good move. But wouldn't it be something that you've done that you had to lie about to protect them? That is where it gets a little complicated. That's a great area. Well, for me, I don not a good move. But wouldn't it be something that you've done that you had to lie about to protect them? That is where it gets a little complicated. That's a gray area. Well, for me, I don't do anything wrong. Yeah, you can't.

I could spin that any way I want. Yeah. You made me do it. Yeah. That's your fault. In my head, that's how it works. Yeah. Because everything's logical to me.

So if I lie, it's only for good. Yeah, that makes sense. That's what I'm really good at. No, it makes sense. I've been lying a long time. Long time, even. You know? But I think lying is very good. Yeah, that makes sense. That's what I'm really good at. No, it makes sense. I've been lying a long time. Long time, even. You know? But I think lying is very good.

I like lying, too. Honestly, sometimes I'd rather be lied to, as well. I like just not being told stuff. Yeah, that is true. Just don't bring it up. Just withhold the information. In my relationship. Because that works better for me. I thought I wanted to know these things.

You don't want to know. In reality, I didn't. I really didn't want to know these things. That one Archie Monkey song. Do I wanted to know these things. You don't want to know. In reality, I didn't. I really didn't want to know these things. That one Archie Monkey song. Do I want to know? I don't. Like with one of my exes, when it all came out after the fact,

what had happened before me. You didn't want to know. You're right. Yeah, you don't want to know. I withheld the information that... I would have liked to known... Her body count wasn't what she said it was. Nor with who.

Nor with who. Yeah. But I knew the whole time. But I was like, I don't want to ruin this guy's thing. It's too far gone. You shouldn't have let me start it. It's not like he had just started. I didn't know.

You shouldn't have let me start it. I didn't know. You had already started. You were in. You were invested. And I said, you know what? I'm just going to let this. Your ex-wife at the time knew.

All right. Yeah. And that's on her. That's on her. She's an enemy. Public enemy number one. For sure. I think she watches the show, right?

That's why we're vaping. Maybe. It's a big fuck you to her. Big fuck you. Hell yeah. I think lying is good. I mean, yeah. You're a big.

Yeah. Big truth guy. So is Logan. Logan loves. I don't lie. I do tell the truth lie a lot now that I think about it, but if I need to, I could fucking pulse him out quick. I have, whenever I'm working, dude, my lies are fucking good. They are elaborate.

That's your job. They're good. They are off the cuff. And then Bo's starting to feed on them. Yeah, he's learning. Bo's starting to get it. We're like, hey, can we make that happen can you ask him i don't even have to explain yeah what i'm talking about he's like all right oh yeah i could do that i guess yeah let me let me see

let's see what i could do yeah that's good what about you carter do you like to lie i don't like to i don't carter doesn't strike no i think i think i think i'm on the same page as you guys white lies i think they're you have to have white lies you can't tell the truth all the time yeah I don't like to lie. Carter doesn't strike me as a liar. I think I'm on the same page as you guys. White lies. I think they're in certain situations. You have to have white lies. You can't tell the truth all the time. You can't. Sorry, babe.

I wasn't playing video games. I was picking up the dog poop. I didn't have my phone on me. That's Carter's white lie. You know what I mean? But he needs to play video games to be present in an hour and a half. You know? I understand that.

And I get it. Poor Carter. I understand that. And I get it. Poor Carter. I get it. So let's say, okay, how many duplicates of you do you think you would need to fend off a team of six Navy SEALs or any other elite fighting force? Navy SEALs. Are we talking guns? Are we talking guns? Green berets.

Not hands. Hand-to-hand kill combat. Yeah. Well, I was thinking whatever you guys want to make. Hand-to-hand. Hand-to-hand combat. So it's hand-to-hand combat. Hand-to-hand combat.

You've seen those Russian. Do we all have knives? No, no, no. Russian UFC fights where they're in the cage and it's like 6v6, 4v4. Six of them, huh? Six of them. Look, I'm going to be honest with you guys.

I got to answer this, all right? I'm running one-to-one. Six of me total. I'm an ex-Marine myself. It's a joke, by the way. I'm not a Marine. Not a Marine.

He just has all the shirts to prove it. Cut that out, Carter. Just keep it at it. It's all the shirts to prove it. Yeah, I mean, I've served six tours, so I'm thinking one-to-one because I'm basically Marine-built. You actually think this is one-to-one?

What kind of Marines are you? There's all types of Marines, right? No. Navy SEALs. Navy SEALs. Just one group of them. The team that killed Osama bin Laden. How about that?

Seven. Just one extra. For insurance. Are they that superhuman? Insurance. Just one extra. For insurance. Are they that superhuman? Insurance. Are they really, though? They've trained their whole life. That's what they do.

Yeah, but there's a weakness in that. You haven't trained a day in your life. You ever seen the episode of SpongeBob where all he knows is fine dining? It backfires a little bit, dude. What if I, you know, talk to him? Not when you're fine dining. What if I talk to him? Not when you're fighting to the death.

Hey man, how's your day been? I think 15 of me, 15. If you give me 15 copies, we do win without a doubt. Two and a half. 15 is for sure.

That's what I'm saying. For sure. I, that's just the first thing that's coming to my head. How many of me do I need? I'm running 18, three to nine. I'm thinking nine,

three to one, nine. I need nine of me to fight six of them because i'm thinking two like two guys each so i have six to take on the three plus one take out the three two on one i don't think they can take two on one yeah so then i kill off three of me kills off three of them i could take you two on one and then the other three are like fighting or no the other yeah the other three are fighting each other each no, the other. Yeah, the other three are fighting. Each other.

Each other. Probably like fuck me up a little bit. And then I have three good ones still to go. Yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking nine, nine, ten. Fifteen for me. I think you need at least double. I want to say double.

I don't think that was enough. I need fifteen. I think two to one. I feel like fighting two guys is way too hard. I think three guys is just enough. I think if one of us goes to the legs and you hold the legs. I'm thinking a tabletop and then something after that. Yeah.

I'm thinking three to one too. I think at least 17 others plus me. There's six of them, 15 of me. We're going to win. I know that. I'm going to shit on them too. It's not even going to be close. 12 would be a healthy healthy answer would you guys ever do a threesome with two guys unless it's like like for fun you want to fuck with the navy seal i'm asking would you guys

ever do a threesome with two guys i would it would have to be a joke i think if i don't know the girl and i know the guy maybe no maybe it doesn't. But I don't want to know the girl. You don't want to know the girl. I don't want to know the girl. I don't ever want to see her again. If I cared about the girl, hell no. If it's my girl, no shot. Okay, let's just say, hypothetically, if you could, if it was you twice,

would you have a threesome with your girl? Yes, of course. I would fuck myself. Yes. Are you kidding me? I've thought about it a lot. Oh, yeah. I wish I could clone me so bad.

Oh, that'd be so fun. I've had so much sex in a mirror. It's crazy. So fun. What I would look like. What do you guys think about? Do you guys feel the same way? Oh, that's not a question.

I would fuck myself. And if I get the girl, I'll need her. Would you make you play with your balls while she blew you? Yeah. Easy. But it's like as a bro thing. It's you, though. balls while she blew you? Yeah. Easy. But it's like as a bro thing. It's you, though. I would know not to hurt me.

You know exactly what you want in that moment. Yeah. You know the joke. Same thing as playing with yourself. Same thing. But the thing is, you're so like, nah, this is cool. This is fine. That gay shit could happen, maybe.

And it's like, nah, but it's just for me. It's just me. It's for me. It's me it's for yeah it's for me this is inner self yeah love yeah self-love yeah but long story short yeah no i wish that could happen too i've thought about it a lot recently i wish i could clone myself would you do it with another would you do it with another guy? Maybe. Depends on the girl though. Yeah. Depends on the guy as well.

Yeah. I think it would have to be with somebody I know. The dude. The dude, yeah. Girl, I'd never want to see her again. Never again. What if like, let's say she's the hottest girl we've ever seen. You and me.

And she's like... I don't think it would matter who it was for you and me. No, but I'm saying this is unbelievable. Uh-huh. Who's the hottest celebrity that you think right now? It doesn't have to be a celebrity. Let's just say, though. It could be Teal Pants.

Hottest celebrity? That's what I'm saying. I want to elevate it to where it's like... To even more. It's a big deal that we're fucking this person. You down for J-Lo? Okay, cool. Let's say it's J-Lo.

Okay. Prime J-Lo. We're this person. You down for J-Lo? Okay, cool. Let's say it's J-Lo. Okay. Prime J-Lo. We're fucking 26-year-old J-Lo. J-Lo. Fresh off the cast of Honey. You know what I'm saying? Like, that point in her career, and she's like, can you guys make out while double teaming me?

Ooh. What do you say? You gotta shave. We gotta shave. We gotta shave we gotta shave dude you guys would do that your hair is so rough but you'd do it

yeah you would you would no tongue you guys would do it I think yeah I think so

a little smooch you would I would too if you're making out just use tongue there's no that's gay but like if you don't throw a tongue in there.

If we're both balls deep in J-Lo at the time, and while we're doing that, she wants to watch us make out. How are we balls deep, though? He's at the mouth. You're from behind, and you're reaching over. Are we both behind her, or are we mouth? You're behind her. I'm underneath her.

It's like a sandwich. We're feeling walls. We're balls aching. Yeah, we can't do tongue, man. Okay, what if we were front and back? That would be funny. No, I'm thinking... We're over her.

Yeah. We're finishing Eiffel Tower. She's just like... She's peaking. Honestly, she's probably upside down. Both of your guys' dicks Are in her mouth And you're making out

While she's looking up at you Oh yeah Can we do that? Yeah I'd fight cum That'd probably be nice See like the thing is That can unlock a new thing in me

I don't know though I'm gonna get a weird text At two in the morning Yeah I just wanted to see If everyone else was on the same page. Bo, are you the same way or no? He's not. He's going to lie right now.

No, I'm not making out. Bo is vanilla as hell. No way I'm making out. He's so scared. Like, who's the hottest person? Like, prime Jessica Alba. Dude, I was going to say Alba right now. Prime Jessica Alba.

Like, Ocean's 13. She just came out with, like, the newest best movie of the time. And she's like. And the condition is I have to make out with you. Choose which one of us you want to do. You don't have to, but she's like, hey. So me and you. You, 100%.

Yeah. And she's like. You want to eat ketchup that bad, huh? Yeah. All right. Yeah. Fuck you. And she's like, you guys got to make out.

Like that's the only thing I fuck good though while we're having sex while all of us are having sex I'd probably do it I would do it easy

there's no question but not like there's no question for an extended period of time I may blow you just a little bit do you know what I mean just a little bit

for like a second I don't know if I'd go that far. Not me either. I don't know, dude. I think if... This talk makes me want that high school orgy to happen bad. I wish it did, man. Me too.

It would have been such a life experience. Well, the thing is, now that we know what we know, I would have been trading that shit around, dude. I would have been like... Who's next? I would have been trading that shit around, dude. I would have been like. Who's next? Logan would set a timer. Like, if you go back in time, if you knew how, like, it would have been, you would.

Oh, we should have fucking. We were close. We started. We had it started. I know your pants are off. My pants are off. Oh, man. We were so close. We started. We had it started. I know your pants are off. My pants are off. Oh, man. We were so close.

We were so close. Leave it to the third man. They were in a whole other car. They fucked the whole thing up. I know. We needed you guys together in the backseat to start it off. Because you and the other girl definitely would have started something. Yeah.

And me and the other guy would have just been like, I guess. I don't want to be left out. Let's just see what Logan's doing. And then we started, man. Oh, man. To be 18 again.

Your guys' relationships would have ended so much sooner than they did. It would have been best for both of us. It would have been great. That would have been awesome.

Head thigh to thigh was not enough. No. Alright. Thanks Carter. We'll move into our super special question. Oh yes. This is that episode still huh?

You're saying 15 15 18 10. Bo's delusional. Can I pause and add? 12, I'm confident. 12 is a safe bet. If there's two of me for one of them, I'm confident.

I don't even think you could take two of your brothers, let alone ABC. Oh, 100%. Your brother's so much better than you. Two people are so crazy. I saw him today, and I was like, He's a scary individual. I was holding weight. I was doing an incline, and he, like, taps my shoulder, but it, like, moved me, like, a little bit. And I didn't know he was even there.

Jesus, dude. I'll finish this. That's fine. And I looked up. I was like, who the fuck just, like, hit me? Like, I thought, like, they actually hit me. It's fine. And I looked up. I was like, who the fuck just like hit me? Like I thought like they actually hit me. It's your big ass brother. Hey, what's going on?

And I was like, you know, I'm just at the gym. He is like really strong for no reason. He is very strong. Like really strong. And really good. Dude, he's so like masculine in the face. He should have been in movies. He's like.

Like cowboy movies. Yeah. He's like Clinton. Clinton like Clinton Tarantino. What's his name? Clinton... Clinton Dixon? No, not Clinton Dixon. Is it John Wayne? No, that's the one who...

Quentin Tarantino. Clinton Eastwood. He's like Clint Eastwood. Bingo. He's like Clint Eastwood, but like back then's what it is. He's like Clint Eastwood, but like back then. But right now. So tan. That's your fucking brother. He is scary.

But I think two of me could take him. I believe that. I think two of you could take him. But granted, hear me out. He did fight three fucking dudes. Yeah. And one. Yeah.

They weren't me, though. That's what I'm saying. I have the same genetics as he does. It takes one little bit. It takes one hard punch to make it one on one. One. And then that one on one is over in another 30. That's why I'm six of me are accepting the fact that,

Hey, I'm rushing in. I'm going to get ahold of him. He's got to hold onto me. And the other one's going to, you think a Navy says, I'm not fighting fair. I'm biting his neck out of the chance.

I get, I'm stabbing him in the eye. Right. And he's not, he's just going to play fair? He's preoccupied killing one other person. Bo really thinks one of him is just going to run at a seal and he's just going to get a bear hug around him. I can get a hold.

You guys are wrestling. I would say that the one thing is Bo is very strong. I'll just say I'm a little strong. But these guys are stronger. They're not. I don't know. Imagine 365. I don't know I don't know the only way his tactic works

is if you have two bows holding a bear hug because one bow they're fucking lat raising right out of that I don't care what you say the thing is though is like

a lot of those guys are like 6'3 to 6'5 that is true 280 yeah that is true it depends if it's like an average they're not all that big

no not all of them we're talking SEAL Team 6 we're talking 6 random Navy SEALs picked out them. We're talking SEAL Team 6. We're talking six random Navy SEALs picked out of a bunch of Navy SEALs. Have you seen

that one what's that SEAL Team 6 movie? You've seen that movie? Zero Dark Thirty. Zero Dark Thirty. I have not seen it. Zero Dark Thirty. It's the one where

like Fury. Like four of them like it's 4V like 40 and they fucking basically all die except for one of them. They have guns though right?

Yeah. Well yeah. They're trained. If they had guns then I need fucking basically all die. They have guns, though, right? Yeah. Well, yeah. They're trained. If they had guns, then I need like 40 of me. They all got shot like a million times, and they just kept fighting. Yeah. And it's like, if I got shot once, I'm like, ah. I'm tapping.

That's it. That's it for me. Got me tagged. I'm out. Grenade right here. Yeah. I would. I would.

If we were in the Russia-Ukraine fight right now, I would not we were in the russia ukraine fight right now i would not no i'm good i would not be doing i'm good i wouldn't okay let's not stall any longer i've been waiting what is the question all right here we go i wish it was voice i would fucking kill so yeah i came in anonymous but we all know who it is. You guys already have talked about how you'd want to die. Some guys say their ideal sexual way to die is to be crushed under a woman's thighs. What would be your version of that?

Use as much detail as possible. How would you want to die in a sexual situation? That's how I'm guessing. That's a good question. Deal. That's an easy one. Vivid imagery. Easy one. Much detail as possible.

Three-way, obviously. Three-way? For you. Okay. I'll take a three-way. You're going to give me a three-way? I'll take it. Yeah, I'll give it to you.

I'll take a three-way. Someone's riding me, like riding my face, and maybe also... Which way? Facing away from you or like towards your face? Towards my face. So they would Facing away from you or towards your face? So they would just look down.

Yeah. Okay. Towards my face. But also, they have a belt around my neck. Oh, yeah. And they're choking me. And they just hold on a little too long. And the whole time they're saying, you can take it.

But at the same time, I'm also maybe getting blown. While she's riding you? There's two of them. So one's riding me. So the dude's blowing them. Not the dude. That's what I was talking about. Oh, there's a dude.

I didn't know there was a dude in there. That's what I thought you were talking about. Maybe the dude's blowing me. All right. As long as I'm getting blown. You can't see him. It doesn't matter. I forgot it was a dude.

I'm blacking out. It feels good. Yeah. It's you. But if it's me, it's a blacking out. It feels good. Yeah. It's you. But if it's me. Yeah. It's a clone of you. Yeah.

He's getting the balls. Yeah. He's getting everything you need. A hundred percent. Okay. He can join twins. He can feel your body too. So he knows exactly what you want.

He's feeling himself. Yeah. He's like, oh my God. God, this feels good. It's for both of us. Bell's too tight. Yeah. They choke me to death.

And that's how I go. It'd have to be some sort of lack of oxygen. You know what I mean? Belt me. Or maybe... I don't know about cuts. You're into knife play, right? I was thinking about cuts too.

You are into knife play. And I was like... Keep going. Go ahead. What color is the handle I'm thinking maybe a gun a gun accidental

firing but I'm coming as I get my head blown off you want it to stop or keep going as long as you're hard as long as I'm hard keep going

keep playing you know I don't see it being hard for much longer though after that yeah you'd be surprised I

you know I don't ever seen like frog legs and salty sauce or something they can't maybe if you shoot me and pack it with salt like right away the left hand with a handful of salt and the gun on the right it's just like riding me boom and just keep going you know i mean either either one belt or that i'll take it i'm thinking little cuts at a time for you. I think you'd really like that. Just slowly bleeding out?

Just slowly. Okay. I'll take any of those. That's how I'm going to die. All right. Or maybe. Oh, here's another one. I'm having sex, but I'm doing a lot of blow.

Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. I'm doing a lot of blow. Yes, yeah. I'm doing a lot of blow. Yes. Hard attack. A lot of blow. I'm having, like, we're having Andrew's hedonistic day. Okay.

So there's 70 people. He's just in a row, dude. You're picking and choosing. I'm just going. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Blow. They're all just begging, me next. Yeah, please, please, please.

And then I just do one too many lines I'm like alright just fall over that could work too that would be fun those are my top five

mine definitely involves those are my top five 60 naked bitches 60 naked bitches no exaggeration no exaggeration I'm just

and they don't even have to cook for me this time I'm just you know dumping and even have to cook for me this time i'm just you know dumping and passing type of thing i obviously i'm gonna you know a lot of blue chew maybe seattle is something something to keep it going oh yeah there's 60 of them 100 mil i'm outnumbered 200 too much is the problem and um i think it gets to the point to where i just pass out. Because I got so much blood everywhere all the time.

But you're revived for a little bit. I hit my head. So I'm conscious. So I'm still hard, right? It's throbbing because they think I'm all dead. And I just, I somehow mutter, keep going. Before you know it, they're swarming my penis, right? Just fighting over

who can get in their mouth. Rats to cheese. Right. And I'm crooked and just limp, right? Everything but my penis is limp. So this is what it is.

Your head's elevated on a step. Mm-hmm. And you're like fluttering in and out of consciousness, but that dick is still rock hard. Yeah.

And no, I can see everything. Yeah, it doesn't say so your head's up because it's on a stool. Like a windowsill step up. Yeah. Yeah. So your head I can see everything. Yeah. It doesn't say it. So your head, but I'm just, cause it's on a, on a stool, like a windowsill step up. Yeah.

Yeah. So your head's still up. Just watch, but like you're blacking out, coming back. Someone's still trying to spit on them. Yeah. But I'm just drooling,

but you're just, you're spitting onto your chest. I'm drooling cause I'm dying. And then I go out that way. That would be perfect. I take that too. Yeah. I hate following you guys up.

You're so good at this. I can't compete with that. Maybe you're getting a car accident. Yeah, maybe. I'm getting headers. I'm thinking definitely anal because I've never done it. I gotta have a little anal

before I die. That's my anal. I gotta have some anal before I die. You'll get AIDS. I got AIDS. Bo gets AIDS. And dies. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I get AIDS some anal before I die. Bo gets AIDS. I got AIDS. Bo gets AIDS. And dies.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I get AIDS. It's worth it. That's how Bo Yes. Yes. I'm thinking an anal death

for me is fair. That's fair. Anal death is nice. That's a good death. Honorable. Honorable. That's a fucking good death. Honorable.

You died the same way Eazy-E died in the same way maybe Magic Johnson one day will die. He's doing good. I don't know what's going on with him. You guys will both He's got all the died and the same way maybe Magic Johnson one day will die. He's doing good. I don't know what's going on with him. You guys will both...

He's got all the money in the world. He's good. He's going to fucking fix it. You know he tests negative now when he takes the HIV AIDS test? I thought he only ever had HIV. He never fully progressed to AIDS. It's so low that he tests negative now.

They have treatments for it now. Yeah. If I had to go the suffocation way, I'm thinking I'm drowning a little bit. Oh. Maybe like some gruel. Some gruel covers my nose. I wouldn't mind being choked out a little bit.

Choking I would take. Choking, that's blood. I think you'd be self-induced. Because you're still getting high. Yeah. Fuck. I would say self-induced. I'm probably hooking around back legs, right?

Maybe even touching. And she's just squeezing. Right. She's, I'm, I, you know, signed a contract. Don't move. Yeah. No matter what. Squeeze as hard as you fucking can.

No safe word. Nothing. Yeah. Probably wrapped around back of the thighs, like up to maybe like the front of the, like under the belly button. And your hands are duct tape with all the duct tape all the duct tape and 59 other women just clawing waiting their turn eating his ass while he's eating all of them yeah just spitting in my butt yeah i i think i would get eating your butt and

tromboning you while you're eating them out it's just crazy licking your toes just doing everything i'm wet all over yeah from I don't even know what. So there's one girl doing that, right? Mm-hmm. Two other girls on each feet. And then all the other ones are just spitting on you. Mm. Like 48.

Yeah, just spitting on me. Just spitting on you. Just drinking salt water. Just to get a bunch of spit. Yeah. Which, speaking of, you know, 60 naked bitches, you guys ever had your knees licked i think we talked about this before no have you yeah you guys never seen that no it's like on tiktok for a while if you lick like right where your patellar tendon is like right here it's not gonna like make you come

but it's like the same thing as like getting like your neck licked or kissed do it and it's like even worse for women i do it real quick they lose lose their shit. You should try it. Knee. Yeah. Literally, it's got to be like right under the kneecap and right before like where their growth plate bump would be. I could do it myself. Maybe. You might try that later. It's nice.

You might try that. It gives me goosebumps. Like it makes you want to. Oh, shit. It's crazy. This is really good. Try that. It's tapping into my stuff right now.

I wonder if we took a Viagra before the show. It gets hard. What would happen? Yeah. You, 100%. Yeah. I'm tasting chocolate in that for some reason. Am I nuts?

I can taste it. Really? Okay, that's fine. As long as I'm not crazy. Do you see any chocolate in that? Yeah. Okay. There's fine. As long as I'm not crazy. Do you see any chocolate in that? Yeah. Okay. There's no chocolate

in there. I just, I don't know what that is. I like it though. All right. Well, that's all we have for you guys for this episode.

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