Who Knows? Who Cares. - Every Guy has Thought About Doing this.

Episode Date: March 6, 2024

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I just remember looking at my door like, I'm going to lock my door. And then I went on the other side of the bed because it was my door, bed, other side. So I laid down on the floor and I was just like, I just started touching. I want to taste this. And I promise you.

No, I wasn't talking about taking that foot. But I promise you, it was just like calling to me. Like, I need to touch it. I didn't know anything was going to come out. I had no idea, dude. It scared the fuck out of me, dude. Because it just felt so good. And then out of nowhere, it just started going everywhere.

I'm like, holy shit. And then after that, I was just... No, that night, I went in the shower. And I was just like... Let me see if I can do this again. I'm going to do this again. I can't believe... I think a couple weeks later, I'm like,

yo, my hand feels fucking crazy. I wonder how my mouth would feel. It's got to feel better tried it I never been like oh my mouth's gonna feel good. I was like dude. Can I suck? I'm like, oh like are you wet right now? I didn't. You know what, bro said. Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing?

No, you're not. It's like, bro, they're going to at me in the comments. The whole time you'll be like. If they do, you get another 100 on top. We're going. We are back. We're back. Sorry for our guest.

He's way too comfortable, obviously. He's been here before. I'm not new to this, man. Y'all know me. It's been a long time since we've been here. It's been a long time. We're sorry, guys. It's going to be a month. A lot's happened. It's what? It's been, it's going to be a month since I've seen that episode.

Probably about a month, yeah. A lot's happened. A lot. There's just so much been going on in our lives. But we did this on purpose for a loyalty test. You. For them. Good point.

You, what, prevented a bank robbery? Yep. You did. He did. Hold out your gun. Mm-hmm. I shot a man six times. You saved like eight single months, right?

Eight shots. I missed two, but. There were like eight kids in there, too. Yes. Yeah. What did you do? Is that an orphanage bank? I broke out of prison yes yeah i got arrested bo got arrested broke out of prison i broke out of prison you were the first person i shouldn't say this straight to prison

yeah they just sent me straight to prison you're gonna go back after this oh i was they loved what you do oh they loved me what'd you do a lot of stuff. What'd you do? A lot of stuff. Hang around the playground too long? I did all kinds of stuff. I actually cured Lou Gehrig's disease. Really? Yes. He can't tell anybody about it. I cured Lou Gehrig's disease. Big Pharma paid me off, so we're good.

Chilling. Uncurable disease again. We still need your money, though. Yes, now it's still uncurable. We still need your Patreon. But that's what we were doing. That's why we were so busy. Yeah.

And we have a new guest on the show, Brandon. Everyone, round of applause. What's up? Very popular in the community. No, no, no, no,. Everyone, round of applause. What's up? Very popular in the community. No, no, no, no, no, no. Very popular. What's up, everybody? Recognized.

He's excited to be here. We're excited to have him. Yes. We've been trying to get this for a while. We've been trying to have him on for a decent amount of time. I got a story about a playground. You probably got a lot of stories about it. I got a lot of stories about everything.

Brandon, you're a real good-looking guy. There's no secret there. Are we doing a, other than obviously we've had a crazy month recap, but I don't know if we've done. I feel like it's going to take up too much of our, our brand. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. Yeah.

Real quick, Brandon, what's your week's highlight? What, what happened the past two weeks that is worth sharing? What's like your number one? Yo, this just happened to me. It's crazy. He's got a, we're, we're kind of bad influences on Brandon. He's a little younger than we are. He's like, what, 15 years younger than you?

He's like 15 years younger than I am. You're what, 22? I just turned 23. 23. 23, and he's had about 10 times more sex than I have had. Nope, not true. Now 15 times. And he's had an infinite amount of more sex than I've had at his age.

Yeah, definitely. Because you were at one at 23? Yeah, but he's... When did you turn 23? Recently? I turned 23. December. December.

Not your body count. Hypothetically, what would be a person who is just like you's body count? But it's not that crazy. I feel like people who... And they can't tell. You got the hat on. Good looking guy. Great looking guy. He's like a

good seven. Solid seven. Good seven. Really good chest genetics. Baby ankles and a really little waist. And beautiful feet too. He does have good feet. I'm going to ignore that. I feel like people who... Hypothetically. Not you.

If they weren't so respectful of women like you are, what should they be at? I do respect women. I feel like I'm kind of underwhelming. I feel like a lot of people... No, you're exactly how I am, and I get it. Not to brag, but you're the type of guy that's like... You wish you were like him.

You're attractive. I'm not on his level. I'm not going to say that I'm on his level. I mean, my biceps are definitely on his level. He does have a weak bicep. Most people, they look at you, they're like, oh my God, this guy's probably all... Which you have a lot bicep. Most people, like they look at you, they're like, oh my God, this guy's probably all,

which you have a lot of women, but oh, you're having sex all the time. You're doing all these things, which you're not, which is good. You're not. You're a good guy,

but you're a good guy. Hypothetically. Hypothetically, what would be their body count? What could it be? I'm not gonna lie. I've seen some ugly dudes say they have like 12.

So I feel like that's not that much. I should have like 33. At 23 though, it's decent. You should have 33 to 40. An ugly 23-year-old at 12 is kind of a lot. Because nowadays, 30 to 40 is very normal. Yeah.

It is super normal. Which is fucking insane. I think it's really normal if you went to college. It's insane. Bingo. Yeah, college is different. That's the big one. Because basically, when I was in college, I was in a community college.

It didn't go my way. It didn't go my way. It didn't go my way. It's a community college. Life couldn't have been worse for your college years, actually. My college years were my... Oh, my God. That was your downfall, man. That was when I was in the gutters.

You had one cool story of knocking a girl out, just fucking choking her out until she almost died. I was like, whoa, you can't say that. I was like, wait, I knocked a girl out in college? No, I did choke her out. After that, though, it was like he got hit by a train of sadness. Yeah. No, it didn't go well for me, Brandon, but that's not the point.

The thing is, I've heard a couple of our friends. Do they know what you mean by knocking a girl out? Yeah, we've told the story. He choked a girl out. It was her fault. She said, no, I could take it. It was consented. She couldn't.

She actually passed out? Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Mid-sex. As long as they know. It's all cool. I did the jujitsu leg up thing. She woke up in two seconds. It was fine. We laughed? Yeah. Oh. Mid-sex. As long as they know. It's all cool. I did the jujitsu leg up thing.

She woke up in two seconds. It was fine. We laughed about it. Cool. Regardless, that's besides the point. College sex is free. Not for me, man. Did I tell the story on here of the three guys we know who got roofied?

No. Oh, my God. Did we not? No. You told it. Golf, like a little bit. Okay, so here's a college story. Our buddies went down to SDSU.

They were at a Christian college at San Diego. They meet these three girls at an SDSU party. They say, hey, let's go back to our place. They start drinking. The girls said, hey, let's go back to our place. Yeah, the girls said that, which is a big deal. Then they said, can I make you a drink? All three of them, they're not too drunk.

They all have one drink, and then they don't remember anything. All three of them wake up naked in different beds in each girl's room, and they all walk out at different times. So it was like the first guy walks out, he's like, what the fuck happened? I had like two, three drinks last night. The girls are in the kitchen making breakfast like oh and then their buddy walks out five minutes later fucking balls naked doesn't know where his clothes are he's like uh what the fuck happened i had like two drinks last night and the girl is laughing oh my god you're so fucked up the third guy walks

out in just his shoes because he doesn't know where his clothes are and he's like dude like what happened and then he's like hey girls can we get your like info so we can like hang out again sometime they're like no you should go so they got date raped by the girls which is insane because they would have still had sex with those women yeah probably more than more that they would have been more than capable to have sex with those girls. Probably would have been better for them if they could stand up. But they told me, like this is one of my buddies.

You guys know him. Yeah, we know him. He's a normal guy. Yeah. He's not a tall guy. He's not a super jacked guy. He's not a tall guy at all. He's not a like overly,

he's a good looking guy. He's not an overly handsome guy like our buddy Braden. Cool guy though. This guy was laying pipe out in San Diego. Left and right. He was in college? Yeah, but he went to college.

I'm like, man, that's not what my college experience was like. I had a full-time job. I had to play baseball that I hated. I had a long-term girlfriend who was probably cheating on me. That's also a big deal. She wasn't cheating on you. She wasn't cheating on me. Probably some that's also a big deal. She wasn't cheating on you. She wasn't cheating on me. Probably some messages.

It was the precursor to cheating. She was setting up. Some groundwork. She was setting up. Another guy was laying work in, probably. And she allowed it. And she was like, oh my God, this attention. This attention feels so good.

How much work he was putting being like half asleep the whole time. But yeah, so we didn't get any. I mean, Bo had the college experience. Completely fumbled the bag. Bo looked like he does now, just like a little bit younger. No, I did not, dude. You've always been in good shape

outside of high school. Completely fumbled the bag. But what made you fumble it? Not trying made me fumble it. It was a problem. He was playing... He didn't have to try. He just said no a lot.

Yeah. Why? I've always had very high standards when it comes to women. Until they weren't. Yeah, exactly. But the most beautiful women aren't the ones that come when it comes to women. Until they weren't. Yeah, exactly. But the most beautiful women aren't the ones that come up and talk to you.

It's the five and sixes that come up and approach you and tell you. They got nothing to lose. Yeah. And those are the ones I'm like, eh. So I never talked to the women that I wanted to talk to. Brandon's probably like, dude, what are you talking about? I got nines and tens that are just knocking at my door. No, that's insane. The stories I hear, oh, I go to the club and I just end up at women's tables.

Like, that's insane. That's wild. I thought that was normal, though. No, that's fucking insane to me. Really? I'm not getting invited to women's tables, dude. I thought that was normal. It's like the kid who's been rich his entire life and thinks it's normal for a chauffeur to drop him off at high school.

Wait, there's no butler that follows you around? Wait, you guys have to ask for girls' numbers? I just thought it was normal to just have it given to you. But I feel like because I never go up to girls, I have like a super bad like... I get super bad anxiety going up to girls because I never do it. So like the ones I do want, I don't really go up to. Yeah, the ones that you actually want to talk to, you don't go talk to.

But then it's the ones that you don't necessarily care about, they come talk to you. And then you're like, all right, well, they're talking to me, so and then you're like all right well they're talking to me so i'm just gonna entertain it because they're talking is this a w we're basically the same person dude right right because you have a crazy amount of girls coming up to you i forgot about so many dudes so many i do are they super young too yeah he gets all the young girls you saw the one at the gym today i did that was the one that came up to me wait what makes you think I get super young girls

not you I go to the gym with you now I see all of the 15 year olds that just love you yeah you seem like that kind of guy so hypothetically though not you

but someone similar could be in the realm someone similar to you could be in the realm of you know you could be in triple digits if you wanted to yeah

the opportunity you could have a new woman every day if you wanted to. Sure. Yeah. Which is crazy. Brandon, what's your favorite sex story you ever had? Favorite sex story? Okay, I got one.

So, it was my first girlfriend. You really thought about it, huh? No, he knows. You're still in love? No, I'm not in love. You still care about her? My ex? Are you going to see her soon?

I hope the best for her Yep But um He's got a Logan story Pretty much I am gonna see my ex soon But I have two exes I only dated two girls in my life

So the first girlfriend Body count of two is low Keep going My body count is two But I I um Had two girlfriends within my lifetime My long lifetime

and um so i was having sex in a car because obviously you know oh yeah that's what you do when you're younger yeah i was i was 18 19 something like that i've all been there in my mid-20s and um i was in my neighborhood and while we were doing it i see like a whole bunch of cops like surround us and then i was like what's going on what's going on and then they literally like like yo get out get out get a go and then it was after work and i used to work at five guys like the burger shop okay and i was super greasy i was like i wasn't having sex i wasn't having sex i wasn't having sex i promise and i literally saw them come in before and i like buckled up my belt and everything.

And they're like, so why is your face greasy? And I was like, I work at Five Guys. Look, smell me. Smell me. I was like, I work at Five Guys Burgers and Fries. And then they were like, no, you're not. Like, you're lying. You had sex.

And then at the time, I was like a punk, and I was, like, super sassy. And I was just, like, shooting remarks back and forth. And then, I mean, nothing really transpired from it. You didn't get charged for anything? I didn't get charged for anything. I was 18. They can back and forth. And then, I mean, nothing really transpired from it. You didn't get charged or anything? I didn't get charged or anything. I was 18. They can't prove it either. True.

I mean, I had my belt on. That was like my biggest defense. Smell my dick. Right. Yeah, I mean, that's. It was a girl officer. I could have suggested that. But I just had my belt on.

I was like, look, how did I put my belt on so fast? But you were having sex when they pulled up? Yeah, I was having sex. And then I just like. You didn't have your like shirt off I had jeans on but I saw them coming

and then they had like all the lights on you know how they have like that were you in the front seat and she was on top of you I was in the back seat so you hopped in the front seat but I just said

no I didn't no they were in the back seat it was a bad look on my end I was like I literally told them I was like I'm not having sex we were just talking

but I mean the officer so you just put your pants and strapped it on the back seat seat belt on and everything yeah and then she was like she was like then why are you sweaty i was like it's grease i work at five guys and then that was like my biggest defense like i work at five guys i'm greasy but how is my belt on but but quite yeah you really think somebody who's stupid like me could get dressed this fast? How's my belt on?

It requires a lot of effort. So, I mean... And then I got another one. Can I share that? Well, that sounded like a good sex story. I've got a similar one. Like, experience-wise? Or just like...

Your favorite. Your favorite one. Your favorite sex story. My favorite... Hardest you've exploded. It was my first girlfriend ever. He's still in love, dude. No, not with her.

Bro, crazy enough, she left me, ghosted me, didn't even talk to me. She left you? She left me. I mean, at the time, I was a little scared. It's got to be the one that he's stuck on. That's why. No, I'm not stuck on her. The only one who's got the courage to leave somebody like Brandon.

He's like, wait a second. No, I wasn't this guy. What's wrong with me? I was a completely different person. But that girl actually left me. Didn't even tell me that she was leaving me. She just ghosted me. I couldn't this guy you guys see. What's wrong with me? I was a completely different person. But that girl actually left me. Didn't even tell me that she was leaving me. She just ghosted me. I couldn't even text her.

How long were you together? Like a year. It's not too bad, but still. Still a lot? Okay. This is a heartbreak story. Imagine not having that closure. I didn't have any closure.

So I was like. She came back though, right? No, she didn't. No, she didn't. Never? Never? I was a loser. Not even now though? Oh, if it was. No. No, I'm saying she didn't. No, she didn't. Never? I was a loser. Not even now though.

Oh, if it was... No. No, I'm saying she hasn't reached out to you at all since then. Maybe different this week. She walked on everything. Maybe she's dead. No. I also have...

To be fair for her, I also feel like... He had to have been a piece of shit. Yeah. No, I wasn't. I was actually... That was the first time ever I was like... That was my first love. I didn't think about other girls. I didn't look at other girls. The't. I was actually, like, that was the first time ever I was like, that was my first love. I didn't think about other girls.

I didn't look at other girls. Like, the only person I was, you guys don't know my story. That's true. We don't. Well, it's because you make it. We give you a hard time, obviously, because you're cute. So, we have to give you a hard time. Yeah, but I feel like there's a lot more.

We've all, all men have been in that same scenario. You have the first love. You have that, like. Some of us get broken more. Some, some, some men get broken more than others which is true crazy amount so it's okay we're not coming at you like that's like there's nothing wrong with that true that's not and that's a very good i feel like that's healthy that's good you want to go through that you do you need to go through it because then it says you have forever

yeah as soon as what just like logan is in a shell for the rest of his life oh yeah after getting after getting like real like fucking dug in deep, you're like, okay. It teaches you how to conduct yourself as a man in future relationships. His brother is like the same way. He's like, I'll never let somebody have that kind of power like that girl had over Brandon because he saw how broken Brandon was. I would love to see you at that point. See me at what point?

Because anyways, continue where you were going with this where was I I was talking about how you were going to talk about your sex story but I also kind of want to know how that went so you guys literally she just ghosted you and you haven't heard from her since there was one day we had like this tiny argument it was like the dumbest argument ever

I mean you're 18 so it was a dumb argument and then I went to work and then she lived with me surprisingly enough like she lived in my house and then she packed all you lived on your own at this point no i lived with my parents oh and she lived with you she lived with us wow and then she completely packed all her stuff blocked me on came home from work to like an empty room yes bro it was like that's actually crazy it was the scariest thing like ever bro and then like i didn't get any closure she never like and then every day after i was like one day she's

gonna pull up like she's gonna like this was all we're gonna figure it out yeah and i was just such a like an idiot bro and like i couldn't even sleep in my own room because she would sleep with me i would slip i would switch rooms with my brother and i would sleep in my brother's room it was so bad but then after that that's crazy that's rough he's got it worse than you yeah i think that existed man closer and i would sleep in my brother's room and i like i always wake up early but like at that time i was sleeping until like 3 p.m every night you're depressed a little bit so that's just how it is last time i like i was ever depressed and then after after that, I was like, I'm just going to make sure that no one can ever do that to me. All men have this same origin story.

It's crazy. It's called the villain arc. That's crazy. Takes one girl to ruin it for everybody else. He's full in his villain arc for sure. He needs to be. It was crazy because I was. That's insane.

I need you to start a journal. It was before her her like the last day she was there i mean we don't have to get too like detailed into no yeah who cares but i did um i wasn't on social media at all and my brother came up to me and he was like bro you would blow up like if you did social media and then i looked at her i was like do you think that and she was like no don't do it like she was just like super insecure about it and then the the day after she left and that all happened and then i was like i'd call bucket and then i'm gonna make it and there you go that's the stepping stone after that like i feel like your first breakup either make makes or breaks you

and that just made me well you either you either just go down like the wrong path or you're like you know what i'm gonna show this woman that I'm going to be... Exactly. And then ever since... Revenge branding in full effect. And it's hilarious because I remember fucking talking to you before we even knew you because we'd see you at the gym. Yeah, you and your brother were like fucking monsters.

You showed me like a TikTok or something of him eating a fucking In-N-Out burger or something. Yeah. And you like legit blew up. You're like, yo, you see this guy? I was like, dude, this guy goes to our fucking gym. It's like 600,000 likes. I'm like, dude, what the fuck? the fuck yeah and then after that they recognized me and i got like free

in and out like from there on out like actually yeah they were like oh you're the guy who you still have that in the patties oh definitely not that's crazy though that's cool but yeah i mean after that breakup i feel like i just wanted so you have no idea where she's at right now no he's gonna hang out with her this weekend I will no that's my second girlfriend but um so the first ex

you have no idea no clue but I went to um she's married oh yeah she's probably married that's heartbreaking

I mean I would definitely love to like have a one on one conversation no intimacy just to like yo what happened just like what happened what was your mindset

going into that and like no feelings were can I tell my story of this please do so I had something No intimacy. Just like, yo, what happened? Just like, what happened? What was your mindset going into that? And like, no feelings were. Can I tell my story of this? Please do. So I had something. So you guys can connect a little bit. Yeah,

we'll connect on this a little bit. Oh my goodness. So, so I was going through it. Like I was working fucking like from 4 a.m. to like 2 p.m. This car wash? No,

this was at the. Yes, co. 4 a.m. 2 p.m. I was fucking sleep for four hours. Dog shit job. From. to 2 p.m. I was fucking asleep for four hours. Dog shit job. I was going to school from 6 to 9 p.m.

I was doing night school. And then, long story short, it was just really bad. I fucking was dying. And then, so we're like kind of like slowly breaking apart. He's in literally a relationship from 8th grade to fucking sophomore year of college. 18, 19? Yeah. So like a six-year relationship.

Everybody thought they were going to die together. You know, I have another funny story that you said that. Anyways, so freshman... I thought about killing her one time. So freshman year though,

or whenever that happened, whatever, but then she goes on like a rave vacation where she goes raving for four days. Never texts me. Yeah, that's...

Never texts me, but I never text her either because I was like the one trying too hard at the time. I need to step back. She messaged me and was like, you didn't hit me up

the whole time I was on my vacation. That's so unfair. So unfair, dude. I literally, I was like... I would just send a video of like flipping a quarter. No, so like after that though, I never talked to her again.

I didn't respond to the text. I just blocked her, never talked to her again. You blocked her? That's great. I'm not the one in danger. I just blocked her. Never talked to her again. You blocked her? That's great. I'm not the one in danger. Are you kidding me that four days you go on vacation

and I'm the problem sitting at home that you didn't text me? You didn't give her a closer you just blocked her? Blocked her. Oh. What the fuck?

Kill him off. Yeah, blocked her. You're doing whatever you're doing out there and you're not texting me whatsoever? I killed her in my head pretty much. Was she doing drugs?

Yeah, probably. How? Imagine doing drugs and not texting me whatsoever? I killed her in my head pretty much. Was she doing drugs? Yeah, probably. How? Imagine doing drugs and not texting the person that you care about the most. He didn't know then, right? You didn't know then yet. No, I knew by then. Oh, you did? Yeah.

Okay. But anyways. It's probably worse. Regardless. They were basically broken up. Oh, okay. They were like on the verge of like. On the verge.

I thought you were just completely. I just decided like that was the last time I ever talked to you. I ran into her at a house party. I didn't know a year or two later i know this maybe like a year later and we were hanging out sitting on the couch together and she's like oh man like i'm i'm sorry and i'm like it's fine that's all i said i said it's all good and then i never talked to her again that's so crazy yeah I did not know I remember

there was yeah there was a time there was a time where you guys hung out when you were like dude it like it felt

like normal like nothing ever happened when was that but that's just gonna happen with somebody that you have that kind of connection with you can go hang out

with them I didn't hang out with them after that I think the clemson commit was there the clemson did you have feelings after you reunited like after the two years i just i was just like probably a thought or two but i don't think he would ever just more so like how are we not talking like this whole time like we have spent this much time together half our lives yeah and like we haven't spent like about this much time afterwards compared to that but i was like that's whatever

because you blocked her she couldn't communicate with you she didn't deserve it but truly though like that moment like seeing her for the first time after a year how did that feel i was just like no way i know because i saw my ex like two months after and I was like, my heart. I need to date her again and hide it from my friends. No, it was what both. I also made it a point to like, go up and like talk to her.

So I wasn't like to let her know that you were, you were good. Yeah. Just like, cause I, at that time I finally was, yeah, it was like a year and a half of like,

we weren't that close back then, but he was, it's like not Logan that you would know now. It was so unfun. Probably the same thing, but the thing was, too, it also gave me an opportunity to go really deep into the shit that was not cool to them that was cool to me.

What do you mean by that? Just like, they didn't like... They liked terrible... Their music taste was fucking garbage. The shit they did... It allowed him to step into his own person, who he wanted to be. You were one person from 8th grade

to fucking this time. Whatever, freshman, sophomore year of college. You had to keep each other happy. You're like the same person pretty much after a while. But then you got to be like, oh, what would I do? And then you just go fucking weird with it. Try all the drugs in the world.

He went through his own learning phase and then he grew up and then he's like, okay, now I'm good. He started to make music a little bit. You still do that? No, I want to do it though. I remember you guys talking about starting a band.

I gave you a guitar. We were doing that. I got a bass. I gave you an amp. I gave you guys all the tools. You guys just never used it. Trey was the only one really committed to it. It's so crazy.

It was, yeah. It's crazy because like guys watching this. You can imagine us in a band. We don't have a large audience of like straight guys. But anyways. We got gay guys. It's so crazy to see like men like you two. Ex-gay guys.

Going through the same things that all these other guys go through. Okay, so. Because I would look at Brandon and be like, that never has a woman left him. No girl would ever think about leaving him. But it's out there. It happens. Well, then he opens his mouth

and you're like, wait a second. Hey, that's what it is. I need out too. But that's the thing, not anymore. Because then you're like, all right,

who am I going to be from here on out? What kind of man do I want to be? Hey, right here, dude. Me and you both. That's cool. Me, I've never been left. Me, I've never been left. I don't know what that's like so real real quick girlfriend at what age so what is the one that

did is what what got me in my my arc today i'm filming for our company doing door knocking okay showing like basically showing i these guys logan's doing good now these guys he's doing better than pretty much everybody he was doing all yeah he's like a 6 out of 10 so this kid so this guy pulls up in his driveway comes out and I'm like

hey man how's it going I needed some help to film this video would you mind help me out he was knocking on random doors

trying to get homeowners to play along with his skit and they wouldn't do it wouldn't do it I was giving them money all day here's 20 bucks

just play along you should've just come to me literally just come to me. I should have. You should have. But anyways, long story short, this kid recognizes me from high school. He's like, Logan?

Oh my God, Logan. What's going on, dude? And I'm like, I don't know who the fuck this guy is. Remember we were on the football team together and you wanted to be a pilot. Remember you wanted to be a pilot? And I was like, I don't even remember wanting to be a pilot. Remember you want to be a pilot. And I was like, I don't even remember wanting to be a pilot.

Like you played into it, right? Like, Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. No, a hundred percent. But I was,

and he's like, are you still with that one girl you were with? I was like, yes, yes, I am. I am with her. I was like,

we're doing great. I was like, I'm a couple girls down from that one. Like I've, I've been with a couple other ones since, but no, but like it felt so bad because this kid name was benjamin benjamin what felt so bad though i don't even know who the fuck that is like

i don't even feel bad you said it felt bad you said just obviously this guy matters that logan was remembered the thing was though i was remembered to be with this person oh okay by that guy because that's how it was all throughout the whole thing type thing. So just so you know. Good for you. Imagine you're thinking times six. I handled it way better. He still slept in his bedroom. Never did he sleep in the kitchen. He didn't sleep but he stayed in there

all night. Yeah he stayed in there. I'm just kidding. He almost drowned. All the tears. Yeah I couldn't sleep in my room. It's crazy man. I'm just kidding. But you guys are young. It's like I get that. I mean I had the tears. I couldn't sleep in my room. It's crazy, man. I was kidding. I couldn't sleep. But you guys are young. It's like, I get that. I mean, I had a tough time going through a breakup at fucking 28. For you to go through a breakup at 19, 18, that's a lot.

But it's also the first breakup. It doesn't matter how old you are. First breakup, yeah. It's the first one. That's a... Yeah. Which, I'm different, though. Yours was just the weirdest one.

Yeah, mine was... It was like a... I a i never it was a challenge talked about that it was a challenge like that she had tried to give me it's like my first girlfriend she's native american lived on the reservation everything so her mom hated me because i'm a white man he's always been into the brown girls the tan girls what does that mean like a tp indian reservations no they have real houses, you dickhead. They get money from the government? It's like 20 houses in the middle of dirt off the side of the freeway.

That's only allowed for native people. I wonder what she looked like. Was she super tan? No, she was super tan. She was brown but pale. Right. They get reparations from the government for their leg. And their tobacco's on text i wish i smoked back

then dude i would have fucking killed anyways continue i want to hear this yeah so we were we were in school it was around the time you and your girl like had that party incident where like somebody sat on somebody's lap or next to somebody or something it's like around that time and i was like man stupid fuck bitches. Fuck bitches. Like at the same time. I was getting heated and she's like, I think we need a break and I was like, hey,

I don't do breaks so if you want that then we're done. She's like, yeah, I want a break. I was like, alright,

cool. So then that was it. That's how that ended and then, you know, obviously they came back and, well,

not obviously. Sorry. Not obviously because my girl never texted me, Sarah. I've never heard that name before, dude. If you're out there.

I've been waiting. Just for a conversation. I've been waiting. Jesus, man. She came back. I remember at the skate park with Brad, and I'd get like a drunk call. We're like 16, 17, and I'm like, I haven't even thought about beer yet i'm like why the fuck are you drunk you dumbass loser with that i know so the minority was like not getting fucked up in

high school my first drink was my senior prom and i was fucking forced into it by logan i held the bottle i think we talked about that literally it's just uh if you don't drink i'm gonna pour it on you and i was like dude i'm in like a rented tux. I got to drink this shit, man. Oh, man, that was fucking such a good night, though. I was so drunk. But, yeah, no, that was it. She called break. I said no.

She came back, you know, a couple months later, whatever, left her current boyfriend to hook up with me, and then moved to Reno, and now I'm blocked forever. So. Life is crazy, man. AW for me, huh? Do you guys think Life is crazy.

Do you guys think that if you could hypothetically have you guys ever tried to suck your own penis? Duh. Yeah. Drew.

Have you been able to achieve it? Yes. Never suck. You could suck your own penis. I have a recollection. I really believe that. I'm pretty sure I got the head it? Yes. Never suck. You could suck your own penis. I have a recollection. I really believe that. I'm pretty sure I got the head in my mouth.

No way. No fucking way, dude. You are so not flexible, and I know you don't have meat like that. I'm pretty sure I found jacking off. Like I said, we've talked about this. I created it myself. Found it.

I discovered it on my own without having any outside... How'd you do it? I told you about this. You give off like sitting in a chair trying to bend down. No, I was on my bed without having any outside. How'd you do it? I told you about this. You give off like sitting in a chair trying to bend down. No, I was on my bed. I literally remember I was on my bed and I just like, dude, I like, dick was just getting so hard.

Like for like weeks. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I need to suck my own cock to get rid of this. And I remember everybody at school, we had iPhones by now. I remember everybody at school talking about like watching porn. And I'm like girls that we went to high school with are making i'm gonna do it and so i type porn in on youtube and somehow a whole like six seven minute clip of like random letters and fucking no like an actual porn video like like the seven minute videos you get on porn hub that's like no and then no there was a cum shot on it dude

it was seven minutes it was like the star star conversation this was in the year 2000 andrew star conversation it's true then she's sucking his dick then they're fucking a couple positions and then you're coming as soon as the shirt comes off oh my god dude i'm like sitting here my dick is just like i just remember looking at my door like i need i'm gonna lock my door and then i went on the other side of the bed because it was my door bed. Other side. So I laid down on the floor and I was just like, I just started touching.

I want to taste this. I like, and I promise you, no, I wasn't sucking my dick in that foot, but I promise you, I like, it was just like calling to me.

Like I need to touch it. I didn't know anything was going to come out. I had no idea, dude. It scared the fuck out of me, dude. Cause it just felt so good. And then out of nowhere, it it just felt so good and then out

of nowhere it just started going everywhere i'm like oh my holy shit and then after that i was no literally after no that night i went in the shower and i was just like let me see if i could do this yeah i'm gonna do this again i can't believe a couple weeks later i'm like yo my hand feels fucking crazy i wonder how my mouth would feel. It's gotta feel better. Oh, okay. You've never been there? No, I tried it. I've never been like, oh, my mouth's gonna feel good. I was like, dude, can I suck my penis? Yeah, and I was like, I wanna

try that, because that's gotta be way more fun. So I tried it. I remember, like, trying it and, like, I got, like, a lick off. I'm like, this is just stupid. This is not worth it. Go back to it. And then I remember, like, doing it one day and I was like, dude, I feel like I got it in there. But then I just felt weird. I was like, this is weird. This is not worth it go back to it and then i remember like doing it one day i was like dude i feel like i got it in there but then i just felt weird i was like this is weird this is not worth it no i i definitely oh i love it dude i woke up one morning i think it was before seeing it dude it's like come on i think it was like summer to freshman or sophomore year somewhere around there

it's right before i got you know full wiener real yeah and i was like man you know what i'm gonna stretch out today and i'm gonna see if i can get it i couldn't i did get a lick and that was it but i could never i could never claim that i i sucked it didn't feel right yeah it didn't feel right the thing is too how you gonna watch the porn while doing that yeah it was just like so much work you got to go around your leg like this yeah but me i was like laying my back, and I would put like my knees above my head. That's what I thought you would do. Yeah, that's the only way I could ever get close. Which is tough because as soon as your hips bend, it like sucks into your body.

So I was like trying to like straighten my legs out and like come up, and I wasn't flexible at all. So I really, I actually stretched for it. Especially after the hamstring injury. No, this was before. It had to have been before. Because I'm not touching it now. No way. No fucking way.

I got these giant fucking ribs. I always thought of it, but I never thought I could do it. Because I remember the one guy, like the rumor in middle school where. He took ribs out. What's his name? Got his ribs removed. And then that's how he could blow himself. And I was like, I'm never going to do that.

Manson? Yeah. Marilyn Manson? I'm never going to do that. Manson? Yeah. Marilyn Manson? I'm never going to try even. But do you guys think... Well, I just know now. It's like my dick's so fucking beat up that even if I could suck my own dick, it would just be fucking three hours.

I'm going to fall asleep. The only time that you'd ever want to do that is before you've ever had anything else. Yes. You have to be. No, I would make it a competition, I think. What? I would try to see if I could blow myself better than, you know, a girl could. I bet I could. You definitely could.

Call yourself. Yeah, if you were. Well, that's no question to ask. We were talking about this the other day. Were you there for that? No. I think it was. Yeah, I was at basketball.

What? I would dehydrate myself so my spoo would get real thick. Ew. Just gross. That is so gross. I'd blow my own mind. No, we've had that conversation where I feel like men know what other men want. You know what you want.

I know exactly what I want. It's just under the left side of my head. You don't watch our show, do you? I'm hitting it. I don't watch our show. We've got a gay viewer. What's up, gay viewer? He recently left his boyfriend

of five or six years to hook up with his female co-worker. Because he just started getting these... This guy's only been gay his whole life. Did he get hard? No, he's been he was he's going to town he's by at at least yeah he's at least by now he's bisexual so but anyways he was saying man something about her blow jobs are just different girl mouth and boy

we've always had that conversation i've always said a mouth is a mouth that's what i've said that's what he said and andrew always be like, no. I've always known. It's got to be rougher. Something's got to be different. No, I always had the belief that guys were better than girls. But he is saying. Girls are better? No, he's just saying that this girl.

The feeling is different. Yeah. You'd be able to tell. If I'm blindfolded by a guy, that's a man mouth. It feels good. Right. But different. But it's a man mouth.

We don't know how. It's going to be different though. Yeah. I always thought the guys were better. The feeling of it. Because I feel like guys know what they want. You know. That's my thought too.

Like wait a second. This is too nuts. Man. Gotta be good. You're doing all the good shit. Yep. Right away. I didn't even tell you to do this.

And it's getting done. Yeah. You're a boy. Yeah. Dude. Yeah. I feel like women have that like where they have to kind of limit themselves like a certain way. Like oh I don't want of limit themselves like a certain way like oh

I don't want to be seen in a certain light and guys like I don't give a fuck It would be kind of sick to do like a glory hole wall Like a flight you just stick it in boy girl girl boy That'd be kind of sick. The only thing that would not be cool is to feel like maybe some scrub like Dude is to feel like maybe some scruff. The scruff. Ouch. No, I need clean shave. Ouch, dude. I need like an Iranian barber shave

or a Turkish barber shave. You know what I mean? I need laser of the face. Straight razor. But you guys never think about like James Charles giving you a head? No. It's not something that I think about.

It's got to be like a trans woman for me. That's like as far as my thoughts go. And they got to have tits. I think at some point, because you guys would always give me shit about being gay, where I was like, okay, let me think about it. Am I gay? Am I gay?

And I'm like, think about it. I'm like, I'm not. See, the thing is, we have also had the conversation before. If we could choose to be bi, we would. No. Why would you choose that? It would make me come so much harder

listen listen imagine if you had all the options imagine you could call over because you know how you'd like to call over think about how much fun you have having sex right recently i haven't but i'm okay imagine having sex all the time but it's with somebody that you enjoy being around okay and then when you're done don't leave you get to go home hey dude good fuck i'll see you later and that's it that's it they're like all right bye not hey you know what brandon can you like take your shirt off and put your chest to my back and we can cuddle just skin to skin can we get really hot under the blankets for 30 minutes none of that no i still wouldn't do it i'm not gonna

no you wouldn't it's okay that you wouldn't do that's what we're saying if we could but if you could be cool with make ourselves want it i'd do it it's not it's not something you're like oh i because you're a straight dude but we're saying in theory in theory it does sound nice where it's like in theory imagine being boys with Andrew. You like hanging out with him all the time. And then I have sex. We flip. You also like the sex.

I go first though. I top you first. You would. I finish. And then we swap. You bust, what, 27 seconds.

You couldn't handle me. And then we just go home. Or we go to the gym after and it's like nothing ever happened. Or you just also just hang out, go to the gym, go hoop or whatever and it's normal. But it's gonna be different. Go smoke a and it's normal but it's gonna be go smoke a cigarette maybe in the back yeah post

not cigarette goes crazy we could just be butt naked in the backyard dicks out just smoking a cigarette kind of sounds cool it does in theory in theory it sounds cool obviously it's not gonna work for us but i'm just saying if it could i'm not going to try to imagine it too much don't work it too far out just let me know yeah but like it sounds cool yeah it sounds good

he does grab my hair all the time and say you need to cut this before I have sex with you I'm ready for you to cut your hair I'm close I'm like this

I'm ready for you to cut it I really think the only thing that's saving it is pictures for camping I think that's all I want for camping bro we saw Max's haircut today did you see

I like it Max looks so good dude oh my god I hated Max with long hair Did you see it? I like it He looks good Oh my god I hated Max with long hair I told him he needed to shave it again And he listened to me He didn't have long hair He had it a little grown out But he looks really good

I know Yeah he looks really good He looks like me You guys are right He looks good I got a barber for you He looks good He looks mad good

Yeah Stupid Yeah Hopefully that hair stays around Hopefully it stays around It's kind of like a British cut almost I don't know what you call it

it's something though because he's 20 right no he's 22 he's at least 21 right Max no I think he's maybe

because Pfeiffer's 23 when did Pfeiffer start losing his hair though oh you're talking about the one we played basketball

16 he just got his hair cut like 16 why did I not register that I think Pfeiffer got bald at 16

that's crazy yeah he's like Marty. He hit puberty in like fourth grade. That's crazy. He's got a big old wiener. Can you imagine, dude? P.E., middle school. His underwear is just like fucking out.

He's like, oh, man. I got a locker next to him. Big Dick Austin. What age did you hit puberty? I couldn't tell you. What do you mean by that? What do you think it started? I was 15. That's when you hit puberty? I couldn't tell you. What do you mean by that? What do you think it started? I was 15.

Is that when you lost your virginity? No, no. When could you start shooting cum, armpit hair, ball hair? Bro, I was weird. Later. So when I was young, but I was petting it. I was like this. was literally like hand over hand like this and i would that is fucking insane we all have our own you know we like underneath

like under like on the bottom so imagine this is it and you're just like this oh back back of the hand and then i'll do that and i'll be like and then after like i was doing that for fun. What the fuck? Are you the oldest brother? I'm the oldest brother. So you didn't have an older brother to tell you what to do? So you told your younger brother, hey, bro, do this. A dark turn, my brother passed away.

But I was like. Wait, you had an older brother? I had an older brother, yeah. Damn, I didn't know that. Dark turn, dark turn. No, that's okay. We'll talk about that another time. Yeah, but, yeah, I was, like, petting it know that. Dark turn, dark turn. No, that's okay. We'll talk about that another time. Yeah, but I was petting it like this.

Hopefully not. And then I was doing that for two years, and I was like, wait a minute. You're supposed to grab it. Wait, so you were just doing that, but nothing would come out, right? You're not doing it. Nothing would come out, but I would still feel it. Not to completion, but you'd orgasm? I could not imagine coming like this.

Okay, so that's before puberty then. Yeah, that's before puberty. That's before puberty. When did you come, though? You're like, oh, shit. And not pre coming like this. Okay, so that's before puberty then. Yeah, that's before puberty. That's before puberty. When did you come though? You're like, oh shit. And not pre-cum. Like we wanted... No, because he's saying...

He said he was orgasming. No, he said he was orgasming. I was going... Dude, I bet his shit was like fucking bruised. He was working, bro. Just fucking... I was petting it. Just karate chops to the shaft.

I was petting it. I was like this. I can't believe that, dude. And you wouldn't use any thumb. It was just all the four fingers and you just do that. In what world is that your thought that this is going to feel good? It's the back of my hand. You're a kid. You don't know better, man.

We all have a friend. He used to grind on furniture and he didn't know why But he would just Like in front of everybody Just like fucking like Oh my god Just like rub the fucking

He'd be like fucking The back of the couch During a football game You can't control yourself dude He just didn't know That that's what He's like It just feels good

I don't know Do you ever play at Lone Mountain? You ever play baseball At Lone Mountain? Uh huh ever play baseball at Lone Mountain? Did you remember the workout area between the baby fields and the juniors fields? There was a pole, like a fire pole. When I would climb that, I do not know how to describe it. I would not even be hard, but I would be like coming up the pole.

My mom would always ask, dude, why do you fucking climb that pole 10 times like aren't you tired and dude that's probably why my back is so fucking big and i don't even i don't even think i would be like rubbing my hips against the pole it just i don't know what it was but i would like my whole body would tingle pulling up this pole god that i would love to feel that again. So then, when did you go? Oh my God. When did this make something come out? When do you become a freshman?

I feel like I'm 14. 14, 14. 14 to 15. I think I was 14 to 15. Yeah, because you're 15, 16, junior. 15 for sure. That's about when I,

yeah, that's about when I. I think mine was like freshman year. Mine was freshman year. Because I slept all summer. I had think I was like freshman because I slept all summer. I was the youngest kid in my neighborhood and I grew up with a bunch of all boys and they all told me like when I was 10 years old what everything was.

He went over to some guy's house that was like six years older than him and like 10 years older and he was just watching porn on his TV. Like with his family in the kitchen. Yeah, I never got into that. i didn't have a phone that dude that dude killed himself in front of his parents imagine being 10 years old and you just shot himself in the head in front of his parents okay well come on guys dark turn dark turn everywhere dude he's probably like everywhere that's kind of crazy but imagine being 10 years old and you're seeing that, and then you start to question, you're like, wait a sec,

what was that? Because that was kind of cool, what I just saw. Which, by the way, he thinks it's weird that we spit. What do you use? Nothing. You fucking dry rub your penis? Is that bad? That's weird.

That's strange. I tried using, this is a crazy question. Is lotion not like the common thing? I just thought lotion was just... I grew up in a lotion... When you're younger, yeah. I grew up in a lotion-friendly household. Right.

And then it's like, wait, I've got all this lotion. What am I going to do? Rub penis lotion on my arms? Don't use lotion after the shower. I was always a lotion after the shower kind of household. You know, care about your skin. So I just felt like that was normal. But I get that.

Maybe it's not dude i want the realest thing possible you just fucking dry rub it he comes off a heat it's just straight friction well you can't actually just like you can't get up and down you want cut so you just have to move the skin around yeah you want cut i'm cut are you talking about if i'm circumcised or not yeah i'm circumcised so you just move the skin up and down? No, he says he's cut. He is circumcised. Yeah. But, I mean, you still have a little skin movement.

Yeah, I definitely do. If I was hard and I would dry, I would just be moving my skin up and down. I wouldn't be actually able to fucking stroke my dick. I can't believe that you... I pre-cum crazy, so I could do that if I've been hard for a while. That would mean he's using his pre-cum as lube then. Right. Which is basically spit. It's penis spit. None of the the above so you might as well just spin your hand it's

literally dry it literally feels like you're getting head it's completely dry there's no pre-cum there's no nothing that is insane what are you doing you've been beating your penis for fucking 15 years i don't do that often whatever if you don't do it what's your regimen how often when you were 15 let's say that when you regimen? How often? When you were 15. Let's say that. When you first... Okay, so you were just dry rubbing it? Every time.

I'd never lose it. Well, yeah. Can you imagine? You'd have to spit on the back of your hands and just like... You'd have to spit every three strokes, man. I can't believe this. This is the craziest thing. I can't believe I told you guys that.

That is so crazy. That's awesome. I would never even think to use the back of my hand. Now I'm going to come in like this and see what it's all about. I used to think this might be the play. Just this? Just praying. I'll grab a magazine and it would be like a celebrity.

A Victoria's Secret or anything. No, not even that. It would be like a celebrity. You didn't need much. Yeah, like a celebrity You didn't need much Yeah we know I didn't need much And then I would just Dun dun dun Karate chop

And then I And then I I literally like I'd be in the bath This is so bad bro Bro we don't We're all Okay okay okay

There's a point in your life Where you're like dude Who gives a fuck I had a bean bag in my bathroom Designated for I would lay completely flat On the floor in the bathroom Like like

Completely He had a bean bag In his bathroom That he would lay on Dude like the floor in the bathroom. Like, like completely. He had a bean bag in his bathroom that he would lay on. Dude, like lotion and come all over it when I was like, no lotion.

14 maybe? No, no proper jerking off. I would literally karate chop my cock. I would literally karate chop my cock until like,

I was like, and then I would be done. And then. Did you look in the mirror after? I always did. Never. I'll just look at the magazine again. I would just be like,

damn, I look older right now. I just did that. So when was like your, were you like in class one day or your boys are talking about jacking off and you're like, wait, I'm doing it wrong. I feel like everyone was messing with me. Like there were like girls have three holes, girls, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then I just tell kids girls have two buttholes. Yeah, no, I fell for that. girls blah blah blah blah blah and then i used to tell kids girls have two buttholes yeah no i fell for that and then i was like i was like okay like no one's really telling me the truth i'm gonna

just do my own thing miles morales and then um and then um yeah and then i just did that and i think i stopped around like 15 jeez so how many years that's honestly like backhand i didn't have a phone like i didn't have a phone i didn't what do your parents do for work that's a hypothetical hypothetical um one's a cook and then one works in casino dealer casino what casino which one relax casino all right tell me after because they might be able to hook us up so how many years were you smacking back a year it wasn't that long. It was like a year, yeah. So you started at 14? Yeah, I didn't have a phone. That's crazy.

It makes sense because once you do one thing, it's crazy because you notice that in life, like in people in general. Once they get used to doing one thing, they just think it's normal. And then they just continue to do it over and over. Because you don't know any better. You're not going to be like, hey, man, kid next to me in math class, how do you touch your penis? I didn't have a phone until I was like, so the first time you did it,

it felt good. And then you're like, okay, well it feels good when I do it, so I'm going to keep doing it. Exactly. That's exactly what happened. That's literally what happened.

That's so crazy, dude. But that's real. Yeah. It's like, oh my God, that felt good. I want to keep doing what feels good. I'm going to do that tonight.

You guys are doing it great. That's actually perfect form. Like, that's exactly what I was doing. So you just have a bunch of string and you're just... Oh, you went up, huh? Like that. Literally like that.

And it makes sense. You're just rolling up string. He wasn't using any lube, so he can't, like, he'd have to do something. Did you share this info with your brother at all or no? I've never showed... Hey, little bro, you got to try this fucking speed bag on your penis. I wish I could go back and have conversations with my brother when we were younger. I wish, dude.

Like, dude, I get it. Are you a straight out penis or do you have like some kind of curve left, right, up? I got a curve upward. God damn, dude. That's why up makes sense

because he's... That's so unfair. He's touching base and it's... That's why you guys are doing it perfect. It's pressing this way because he's just hitting

like whole shaft like this. There's resistance to it. Obviously he has an up curve. Yeah. Obviously, whatever. Fuck, dude. He literally is three for three. Whatever, dude. Let's resistance to it. Obviously, he has an up curve. Yeah. Obviously. Whatever. Fuck, dude. He literally is three for three. Whatever, dude.

Let's fucking move it. That is crazy. Tall, handsome, big penis. And you don't eat pussy, right? He doesn't. Tall, handsome, big penis. I do if I care about you. And he has an up curve,

so he doesn't need to. Yeah. He doesn't need to. They're gushing anyway. Me, I have to put in a little work. I have to put in an extra work. I was always insecure about that. Like, I was always like,

oh, my curve's upward. Like, it looks dumb. I feel like it makes it look smaller because it's like curvy. You just have cronies. Holy shit. But they love that. Yeah, definitely. Like, when they're on top.

That's the one. That's the way. And then have you pushed on their tummy since? I haven't done that yet. You have to. Yeah, I haven't done that yet. Yeah, that's a cheat code for you. Like, right below the belly button, that's where you got to hit.

I feel like it's kind of awkward because their leg's in the way, and then it's just like... It's not a lot of pressure. No, you're not trying to like... Don't touch their spine. It's just like this. Grab the back of their back, just like holding them like normal, and just like a little bit of pressure.

How do they hold their legs up? Do they just keep it up? I figure you'd have them like chained up. Are they on their feet? Is that what you're asking? No, like they're laying down flat, right? Missionary. Well, you could do that, or you could do if they're on that what you're asking? No, they're laying down flat. You can do that or you can do it if they're on top of you. Really?

That one's a little more awkward for me. You have to smash them. It's not that awkward. You can just do that. Everything's going to work. I'm just saying it's shittier to do. If she's laying down, it's literally just like that. Yeah, that's what i tried to do but like her legs were in my way so i was like i was like all right because they were like this yeah her legs were in my way yeah you

resect your toes i always hold the one leg i'm like a one leg up guy yeah i like to sit on one leg and hold the other one i don't sit on one i do i hold one leg i grind on the one leg i was talking to drake at basketball because we were talking about like, we were talking about like how he grows out, like what position we're in. And I'm like, dude, like, are you doggy style when you do it? Yeah, I got crazy arch. He's like, oh, hell no. But we were talking about the like the on one knee style.

And he's like, oh, my God, dude. Sniper? No. Like, so if she's on the bed and you're like crouched down instead of like squatting down or both you just take a baseball knee baseball knee yeah and drake fucking ate that up dude yeah he's like holy shit he's never thought about that never thought about it i never thought about it either is she oh my god like this like say she's even off the bed she's on all fours or missionary if the bed is higher than the floor all you gotta do is take a knee and now your face is right there.

So like if she's laying off the bed, you don't do it a lot. But you're either crouched down on both feet or you're on both knees. Either position, you're kind of compromised.

You don't feel like, but when you take one knee, oh my God, dude, it's like such a fucking. It's like your coach is talking to you. Literally. You can get back up immediately.

You feel powerful. You do. You're holding a pause lunge you're in a you're in a soldier's position yes it's crazy they're laying at the

he taught me that and I'm like I will never not do that from here on out in my life edge of the bed if not I'm laying flat

no the first yeah but the first time I ever did it I wasn't I tuck my wiener up I lay on it and I lay flat yeah

that's the move it's kind of awkward like doing it when you're like she's laying down and you're laying down because you can't like do much. And like your feet are off the bed. Yeah. The best is laying down and like kicking your feet up.

Yeah, I tried to not kick my feet up. I don't want to make it dry. I try. And like wide eyes the whole time. You always want to look at them in the face. Andrew actually did that. So he was eating a girl out like this. Yeah.

And then she finally looked down. Eye contact is hot they told me. So I was really trying to make it. I've done that a few times where I'm like looking up

to see like is this what feels good? You like this? Sometimes you zone out. Like you're thinking about your mouth and you forget that you're like looking forward

and then they look and you're like oh. No there was one time. That's it. You look away after you make contact it's like i have the memory dude like the like one of the first times i was eating a girl out like i was like literally trying to look at her face to see if it was working i'm like is this

is this good and i remember here just her just looking at me too and i'm like oh fuck you guys you guys ever try to dodge a kiss like this is more for like random girls afterwards dude i've i've faked so many sneezes no i've never done oh man it's so free i've never done hold on hold on it's so free he says and then you just i've never done this you just came in her mouth and then you fake sneeze now i i tell them straight up i don't pre-cum is different than real cum i don't care about my own cum either i don't care at all it's my cum cum. It's me. It's my cum, dude. Really? You guys are all on that boat, huh? You're going to nut in her mouth and then just kiss her

right after? It's me. Not if it's... Why does she swallow it? If it's dripping out, then no. Obviously. When you do a shot and you swallow it, do you feel like you got all of it out? It doesn't matter. It's my cum. See, that's me. Exactly. It's my cum. You've lit my you've got your own penis dude chill yeah but i wasn't coming then

wasn't coming then dude whatever man i feel like you get so turned on that like you want to taste yourself like have you ever gotten to that taste yourself sounds like it's coming out of your ass he's been hanging out with you way too much he's been hanging out with you way too much I'm a huge fan of tasting yourself Brandon I'm not I don't like jerk off that's the thing when you get

no no no I'm saying for them to do it I only felt the craziest with my first girlfriend like I would do anything he's so in love still dude

Sarah please it's okay we'll smoke a cig and just get her out oh I can't wait for that alright let's wrap this up alright that Nick theme thank you guys so much I hope you guys enjoyed Brandon that went by so fast We'll smoke a cig and just get her out. Oh, I can't wait for that. All right, let's wrap this up, right?

All right, that Nick theme. Thank you guys so much. I hope you guys enjoyed Brandon. That went by so fast. We're probably a fucking hour and a half. You can come on whenever you want, dude. I would love to. This was sick. Put your feet up on the table for a little bit.

Yeah, show them. Am I going to get a pay cut or what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, for real? Yes, bro. You're stepping out Friday, right? It's on us. Just put your feet up for a second.

Give them a tease of what the feet look like. All right. We're talking 6'4"? Nah, yeah, 6'3". You might not be able to see. Good looking, man. Sounds good. Good looking guy. I'm trying to hide my face from you guys.

All right. Yeah. Sorry that we weren't here for the last... One million subs, face reveal on Brandon. We're going to get back to doing these more consistently. Drop two hundo, and I'll give you a face reveal. We've just had a crazy month, so we'll get back to it. But we appreciate you guys. We're back on schedule back to doing these more consistently. Drop to Hundo and I'll give you a face. We've just had a crazy month, so we'll get back to it,

but we appreciate you guys. We're back on schedule. Thank you for community supporting us. We hit 1K subs already, which is awesome. 1 million subbers. It's fucking really cool. 1 million.

1 million, 1,000 million. 1,000, 1,000, 1,000, we hit a million. Our plaque will be here soon. Well,

it'll be up here. There's definitely sarcasm going on. No, but we appreciate you guys. Love you guys. And yeah, we'll see you soon Carter take us home

peace I need a piece so bad you about a piece?