Who Knows? Who Cares. - Gambling is The Only Good Addiction

Episode Date: October 4, 2023

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this week on who knows who cares 100 how people throw their life it's so good when i literally but it's so good when it's good but i literally think that i'm always gonna win no matter what i could be down all the money right but i still think hey this lasts a hundred dollars i'm gonna come back you only lose if you stop playing it's terrible you only lose if you stop playing no like i lost 600 but if i take out another hundred i I could all win. I'll make it back. I'll just parlay a couple of times and I'm right back to where I started. That's the worst. What if you're up when you stop?

I never stop when I'm up. That's my problem. Why would you stop if you're up? Because I can make more. Yeah. I can always make more, Carter. My thing is it's less about actual money. It's more about the game of it.

That's what I like. I need to feel like I win the game. It's not like I could give a shit about like coming up $45 or 200 bucks I just like feeling like I have all the oh I'm like I'm fucking killing this game yeah yeah if you send me this many chips of $5 bills it's more that's how you don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's good. Don't lie. Yeah. Wait a second. You're a bitch. I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't.

You know what? Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. Irregardless. Dogging. Just dogging him. You know how many times a day Logan's like,

yeah, well, I'm not going to count that one. No, not that one. Three times. That's when I added him. Right. Anyways. It's whatever. You're not going to count that one.

We're going to count this one, though, this episode. We're going to count it. We're back. It's been a while since we've had our editor here. We're back, and this one, though, this episode. We're going to count it. We're back. It's been a while since we've had our editor here. We're back, and we have all four of us here. We're happy to be here. This feels good. It feels like we're at home now, finally.

It feels real good. It hasn't been long on YouTube or what we've released, but it's literally been probably, what, a month and a half since we've actually seen you? Somewhere around there, yeah. I don't think we've seen Carter in a month and a half. I know. It's crazy.

I've seen him a little bit. And then we're going to lose you in a week so we're not gonna lose me keep telling yourself that can't go anywhere i'm home you know that is fair but uh the setup is looking amazing yeah it feels good it's great i mean we're me and carter were talking about we walked in here it's like dude this is to see where we've come. Right. We used to be kitchen tables at mom's crib. To here. To here. Our own studio. And we're making a little bit of money now. So shout out to you guys.

A couple million a week. Which we just released a couple things on the Patreon now. So it's like the pictures. We're going to start doing some maybe like weekly things where each of us will release some foot stuff. Right. So that'll be available to you guys yeah similar to like the only way i can think to describe it is like only fans where you can like sell individual videos and pictures and stuff patreon now allows us to do that so we record a

lot of videos and take a lot of pictures right we're gonna for certain people because they request things so now we're gonna start maybe we out there. I'm sure some of you guys got the, you know, same little kinks. Yeah. Logan, you're real quiet in this episode. Are you okay over there?

He's frustrated about fantasy. I'm good. I'm just letting you guys talk. Fantasy and golf. Bo was fucking terrible at golf. I'm trying to change my swing like 10 times.

Oh my God, I can't fucking swing anymore. I shouldn't play golf anymore. I wanted to go home, dude. I'm trying to change my swing like 10 times. Oh my god, I can't fucking swing anymore. I shouldn't play golf anymore. I wanted to go home, dude. I just wanted to go watch football. You just put him on all fours and just started dropping in him? No, I wanted him to do well so that way I had fun. Right, because I was doing pretty well.

It's no fun just beating somebody for free. We weren't beating each other. We were playing against each other. I was just trying to be great. Did you win? Yeah, I won. I definitely won. I were playing against each other. I was just trying to be great. Did you win? Yeah, I won. I definitely won. Oh, yeah, he was. I played so bad.

That's always good when Bowling is. I could not even. I just couldn't. I literally couldn't hit the ball. I've changed my swing so much to where now I can't even make contact. It's embarrassing. Yeah. So. Who's in his own head?

There's a lot of room in there, so it makes sense. So much room. Yeah. You can fit three bows in his own head. I analyze every part of my swing. Now I'm like, I sit there for five seconds before I even swing the club. And then I'm like coming back.

Like, okay, I need to be here. Yeah. Since you got your lessons, you're like set up or whatever is like a 20 second long process. Dude, I don't know.

I'm going to go to the range. Maybe you should go with Marty. Yeah. I take, I take a long time to like, like hit a shot, but it's cause I'm trying to forget what I'm doing

I'm trying to like stay there until I get bored don't think about that I'm just going to swing now he's got the most backwards mind ever dude oh wait I'm golfing here we go and it works it's been going really well yeah if you guys want to buy a pair of socks after a...

After a golf round? Oh, they don't want that. It's disgusting. It's just... I've been golfing barefoot, and I swear that shit is insane. I heard that's how you, like, pulled your hammy or something. No, I didn't pull my hamstring. I heard you were jumping around like a fucking child.

I felt like I was 14 again. Really? I was sprinting on the course, just jumping around. You guys fucked up at all? Doing drills? No. So that's the best part is I used to golf barefoot a little bit. You remember that?

Yeah. And I was like, guys, this is great. You tried a little bit. Then Bo did it after like two, three months of not doing it. And then he was jumping, like jumping as high as he could, just like air squatting like a sprinter would right before. And then he texts us and he's like dude I feel fucking great this is crazy

and then he texts us the next day he's like hey I can't make it to basketball I tweaked my hamstring I went to Dr. Steve the next day

and she worked through my hamstrings so they were just like super super sore so she tweaked your hamstring it wasn't a tweak they were just super sore

it might be a lawsuit no you missed Tuesday Night Basketball yeah I missed Tuesday Night Basketball I'll make sure that doesn't happen again Trey was in town too you really fucked up he was actually there yeah There might be a lawsuit. No. I just didn't want to go play. Yeah, I missed Tuesday Night Basketball. I'll make sure that doesn't happen again. Trey was in town, too.

You really fucked up. He was actually there. Yeah. Whatever. I had fun. It was a good time. Tony let us play. That was cool.

I try to go and be like, oh, I'm not going to go that hard, but it never happens. It's either I go or I don't go. I was all over Dom's ass. Yeah, Logan had like four steals. I can't not try. I had another steal into a dunk, too. They said it was weak, but I count it. Your dunks are weak, dude. I count it.

It's two hands. A little two-hand banger, you know. Wide open, had to do it. It just feels weird. Like I'm not supposed to be able to do it. You just don't have the approach to it. If you learned how to correctly jump, you'd be like actually dunking. I go crazy. I got to duck under the rim. It's correctly jump, you'd be like actually dunking. I go crazy.

I got to duck under the rim. It's nuts. Go crazy town? Mm-hmm. You used to call me, you know, Mr. Basketball. No one called you that. Longwood crazy dick in

high school. Funny thing, you sent me a photo today while I was driving over here. That's right. Did you see that? I was telling Bo about it. I made some girls top 15

hottest guys 12 years ago today. That girl. It still makes them feel good, dude. That girl peaked in middle school. That girl was hot, though, in middle school. I got a video of that girl having sex with three guys in the same day. From three different guys.

This guy was at her house, and it was her fucking this one guy in a hot tub. And then it was her fucking a different guy somewhere else. She posted this? No, no. This guy sent it to me, and then it was him. Betrayal of trust. So, so yeah you killed it with that one you made the top 15 well dude this this was before all the bad stuff i was 13 man that's clout she was hot back then for sure he's clout logan didn't make the list so he's a little it's so crazy what goes on in high school i didn't make the sixth sixth grade hottest i don't know if this was high school i think this might have been middle school well

like even middle school when facebook because facebook came out when i was in middle school and i don't know what what were you guys on when that happened i was on myspace for a long time i also didn't go to school that myspace was before your time no i was i was all over did i had buy you a drink by t-pain on my page? That was my song. I had top eight. Because, you know, if you had more than like a top eight, you were just a loser. I just remember the Facebook,

oh, like this post for a rating or ask me anything. I get so many memories of those. It's so bad now that you look back, it's like you're a 13-year-old kid. Just desperate for attention. Desperate for attention. It would hurt if you didn't do what you wanted to do. It's so funny. Because now it's like if you didn't go it's so funny here

because now it's like not like that now it's just like hey tiktok tiktok here's my ass and there you go that's literally what it is i didn't i didn't have you know that i don't know the dances you know a couple of them this one i don't know that is is that a dance he's a big tiktok dancer guy he loves it he searched like a luau one i don't know i've never. Is that a dancer? He's a big TikTok dancer guy. He loves it. Is there like a Luau one? I don't know. I've never seen that one. The bunny ears one was Logan's favorite. Oh, the Bugs Bunny thing? Yeah, the Bugs Bunny thing was Logan's favorite.

He sent me those all the time. That's the one where they... Like, dude, these girls are 16. Stop sending me these. It's not true. They all come from Andrew. I never sent any Bugs Bunnies. Those are all private.

Saved those for myself. It's so bad now though what women do, like young women do for attention. It's so bad. I mean it's nothing different. It's more internet I think than like maybe even in real life. Because the girls when we grew up

in middle school were just really doing it with 20 year olds. No, as we said attention feels good which probably reminds me dude i was leaving the gym two days ago maybe no it was yesterday i was leaving the gym and i think i was telling you this i'm like going to get a coffee at the other spot that's like right across the street from the terrible coffee and i just hear hey hey and they're like honking their horn and i'm like i take out my headphone i'm like i'm looking and then i like look back i'm like who are they talking to like no you you what do you do for a living no they just came over it's like this black girl and this white girl and they're like oh my god you're so hot like all this like just like straight up about everything

i'm like i've never seen you guys before in my life you start getting giggly i mean i like wait i'm hot they're probably my age or a little younger 40 honking at you that's old to be doing that but not the women that you want cat calling you you want them all it's never the you want them all cat calling i just go over they're like oh do you like what kind of women do you like i'm like look i'm not gonna first of all they asked me before that the girl in the front seat said she had a boyfriend the white girl said she had a boyfriend so the black girl asked me what kind of women you like i'm like i'm not gonna First of all They asked me Before that The girl in the front seat Said she had a boyfriend The white girl Said she had a boyfriend

So the black girl Asked me what kind of women Do you like I'm like I'm not gonna I like white girls And she's like Ooh like Touching her friend

And her friend's like Oh okay I'm like You just told me You had a boyfriend And then she was talking about They were saying Some questionable stuff

Like I literally Could have got my dick sucked In the car No you couldn't 100% You can't close that She brought it up you can't close that here the white girl literally brought it up what did she say something about like sucking my dick in the car you you be the girl logan you be beau i don't remember exactly what she said i was just completely thrown off

what did she say what did she say i'm white, like they just got super giggly and excited. And I'm like, oh yeah. And they're like, oh, our friend's coming too. I want you to meet our friend. She's Latina. I'm like, okay, I can meet your friend. That's fine. So we're like hanging out, talking.

They're asking me what I do. I tell them what I do. So they cut limes, open bottles. I'm like, yeah, I mean, I deal with women. They're like, oh my God, you're so like confident and sexy. Like, what are you doing? Like right now? Like, dude, what are we talking about?

Like, I'm going to go get a coffee. You were uncomfortable. I didn't show it, but yes, I was completely uncomfortable. I didn't want to be there. You're going to go to coffee then what? I was like, I'm going to go or like, I'm like, where's your friend at? I'll meet your friend. So we were just talking and I met her friend and then I went to go get coffee.

I was like, all right, well, I'm going to go grab a coffee. Her friend wasn't hot. Where'd the dick sucking part come in? Yeah. She literally said something about sucking my dick. They're yelling through the car, hey, I want to suck your dick. No, like when we were having a conversation. And I literally asked, I was like, didn't you say you had a boyfriend?

And then the conversation ended after that. You killed it. You can't close it. Yes, I killed it on purpose. There's not a girl you want. On purpose. Oh, I hate head. Fuck out of here, bud.

But it felt good. In the moment, I literally told him, no, attention feels good. You're not wrong. Yeah. That's good. Do we have any topics? We got a couple.

Let's get on one. So, I mean, we can kind of take that as a weekly recap. I just want to make sure. Yeah, I like that. I don't know anything that happened. Anything else happen this week? I fumbled another woman that I could have had sex with. Okay, what happened?

Fumbled like you wanted to, and you're just like, wait a second. Then it's not really a fumble. That's a kneel. You took a knee. I took a knee. There you go. Logan's getting good at this football stuff, dude. I like this.

That's good. Why? I'm going to be taking... No, I'm saying what I just... Yeah, what happened? Oh, that was the one? That was me taking a kneel, what I just talked about. Oh.

Oh, I see. Yeah. I thought there was another one on top of that. I was a kneel. What I just talked about. Oh. Oh, I see. Yeah. I thought there was another one on top of that. I was like, geez, Bo's just... Yeah, no. I'm taking a kneel until I get married, dude. You're not going to believe it, but I'm doing it. Back on that train, huh?

Back on the train, dude. Back on the train. Is this the 18th time? Criss-crosser. Yeah. Pick a side, bro. Back on the train, dude. Pick a fucking side.

Back on the train. I'm going to marry this one. You got in my head, dude. I'm going to marry this girl. You in my head dude I'm gonna marry this girl you were the reason that I was trying to fuck around a little bit

be a piece of shit you never did I did a little bit you did one time and I felt like shit for it so I'm not doing it again what an idiot I know

I don't get it such a loser man I don't get it dude I don't know I don't know who's rubbing off on it it's not me though it's definitely not me it's me it's my own thoughts I don't even. I don't know who's rubbing off on it. It's not me, though. It's definitely not me. It's me.

It's my own thoughts. I don't even hang out with Bo. All right, Carter. All right. I wanted to know. We need to change sides. Would you throw your life away on? Would I throw it away on?

Yeah. So say, like, I've been watching a lot of that show intervention and so a couple there's been several people who have had like really successful successful businesses and then lost it all because they started doing drugs basically definitely like what would you be willing so i'm talking like you do it for 10 years and then you od on it that's like the layout of your life. Maybe Adderall, no question. I would take Adderall every day if I could. What drug would you choose to do for 10 years

and then ultimately you OD on it? I've taken Adderall a decent amount of times in my life, but I'm never more productive. If I wanted to be successful, I don't know if you'd OD. I'm sure I'd have a heart attack if I just took it all the time. I said you have to throw your life away on it. If you're talking about doing Adderall because you'll be more successful. Then Coke, for sure.

I think I'd do Blow too. I'd rather die. Blow, for sure. I'd rather be just fucking on point. Just up all the time. At all times until one day my heart just fucking. Without a doubt. See, I don't know.

I don't have any first-hand experience to know what I want to do until I die. Well, no, we've never done that either. Right. We've just heard about it. Yeah. Sounds cool. Just heard about that being fun. From my own brain, I've heard about it.

We just heard about it. I know a lot of rich people who do a blow all the time, and I'm like, hey, you know, it's going fine for you. Right. Yeah, the water's fine over there. Water's fine up there. From this point of view. They're doing pretty well, so.

You? I'm trying to, I mean, people seem to throw their life away for heroin all the time. I want to see what that's like, you know? It's got to be crazy, right? It's got to be nuts. I thought it was my first thought is heroin or meth, because those are two where people like fucking lose it all. Like, no second guess guess it's all or

nothing did i tell you maybe i told you there's a story off but like there was this girl who's in montana she was a stand-up comedian she thought she was doing coke in the bathroom with this guy and it was meth and so she did a line you inhale meth you can snort it oh shit so she snorted meth and she was like immediately right then and there, I knew I would be giving the rest of my life to that moment. She was like, whatever that was, I want that all the time. So she ended up, she was like a cute hot girl, stand-up comedian who's traveling around doing stuff.

She ends up homeless in portland all of her teeth gone drinking her two-day old piss because it had meth in it to get high again does that work yeah she's like no that was like god shit like not the first batch the second day batch was she's like you you drink it and you go straight to Mars. You start talking to God. You start seeing things. But it's like this was someone who was just like me. Just normal. Normal gal. Just doing a little bit of whatever here and there, whatever.

And lost everything in one day. And I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah, don't do that. You're the last person that needs to try that. That's crazy. I'll try it and see how it feels. Let's see how that goes, though. What would happen if... It might be that, then. I might have to choose that. If it's that's crazy I'll try it and see how it feels let's see how that goes though like what would happen it might be that then

I might have to choose that if it's that good that'd probably be the one that just throw it out right it's gotta be insane now she's back like she ended she like basically

went to the very bottom of life you know stealing copper and doing all that shit right that was not shaking you started doing quests. Yeah. You start getting quests.

And then... They start out with the stealing copper and then it goes to like... It gets worse. Some dark shit. It gets worse. He's so funny. And then...

But yeah, no, she came back. She kind of... She actually looks... I have to acquire copper. Just like your mom. My mom looks like a recovered meth addict. No, no, she doesn't look like she did meth. With no teeth.

No, she looks like she never did meth at all. Before, before. She's got like fake teeth. It looks like... She looks like a normal ass addict No no she doesn't look like she did meth With no teeth No she looks like she never did meth at all Before She's got like fake teeth She looks like a normal ass like Business woman now Who's a stand up comedian But like Bright blonde hair Great face

Who is it? Good teeth It's what we wish Amy Schumer was Yeah No but what's her name? I don't remember I'll find it I'll send it to you

It's a great story But yeah so I guess meth's really tight Cause I'd lock that in then Yeah If it's a great story but yeah so I guess meth's really tight cause I'd lock that in then yeah if it's that good I could see myself throwing it away

yeah if you weren't doing and I also heard another story different guy said when you do meth you can come in three strokes damn

I don't need to do meth then three strokes really three strokes he's like he saw his brother him and his brother did meth together couldn't believe how big his brother's Three strokes. He's like, he saw his brother. Him and his brother met together.

Couldn't believe how big his brother's dick was. And he's like, he came in three strokes. One, two, three. So that's also how cool. Did he stroke his brother? No, he just watched his brother stroke. Oh. Isn't that weird? Oh, man.

That's not weird. No, no. He's watching his brother stroke. He came in three, though. Damn. Was he hard already? Yeah. Okay. Well, no. He's watching Feather Stroke. He came in three, though. Damn. Was he hard already? Yeah. Okay.

Well, they were brothers. When you're on meth, too, I guess you get super horny. Really? Yeah. That'd be your drug, then. Yeah, that might be it. It might be your drug. I'd do it with you.

Okay. I'm down to do it. If we're all going to do it, I'd be. I might as well do it. I'm down to have a day where we're like, oh, let's just try it. Well, next June for River Band, we might have to bring some fucking rock out there uh-huh all right don't they say meth is the one drug you can do once and get addicted to for the rest of your life that's what they say i'm stronger than that it's like where are you gonna find meth every day i

don't know if logan is stronger than that but i'm stronger than that i've done it before it's fun if if we weren't talking drugs, just like other bad vices, I would 100% lock in gambling to throw my life away. Oh, yeah. 100%. You could do that. Yeah. That'll definitely.

Oh, dude. I might not even pick that. I might not have a choice. I might just do that. I get 100% how people throw their life away gambling. It's so good when it's good. I literally. But it's so good when it's good.

But I literally think that I'm always going to win no's good. I literally, but it's so good when it's good, but I literally think that I'm always going to win no matter what. I could be down all the money, but I still think, hey, this lasts $100. I'm going to come back. You only lose if you stop playing.

It's terrible. You only lose if you stop playing. No, like I lost $600, but if I take out another $100, I could all win. I'll make it back. I'll just parlay a couple of times and I'm right back to where I started. That that's the worst what if you're up when you stop

i never stop when i'm up yeah that's my problem why would you stop if you're up more yeah i can always make more carter my thing is like it's less about actual money it's more about the game of it that's what i like i need to feel like i win the game i it's not like i could give a percent about like coming up 45 dollars or 200 bucks i just like feeling like i have all the oh i'm like i'm fucking killing this game right now just made 40 grand yeah if you send me this many chips of five dollar bills that's 40k right there i honestly don't understand how when we go gamble the dealers don't have more fun i don't get it either because i'm dying laughing and they're just like it's not funny at all well that bitch last week was like killing every vibe we've ever had in my entire life she was down like 600 bucks when we got there oh my god we were playing free bet no this was like like maybe low 30s blonde girl fake boobs tatted up white

trash yeah we bow and i recognize her for some reason she looked very familiar i think she Like maybe low 30s, blonde girl, fake boobs, tatted up. White trash. Yeah. Bo and I recognize her for some reason. She looks very familiar to me. I think she gambled there before. It could have been. But she was like just down 300. She was having a bad day. Went to the ATM, grabbed another 350, came back, lost like 300 almost immediately, left.

We went to go play craps and we see her back at that same fucking table. She had like $650 and she was betting like $150 or $200 a hand plus like $100 side bets that like never hit. And she's like, I haven't got a single fucking thing. Can you give me a single fucking free bet chip? Just one? And she just

wasn't hitting at all. She was making making his problem he was really he was the one fun guy yeah he was he was a good guy because she left to go get money and we're like okay finally she left we can win now he was laughing we came up like finally we got the energy okay let's win and we started winning and then she came back we started losing again we started losing again logan did flip a golf ball to determine our winner loss. He flipped a golf ball. He's like, Callaway, we lose.

Or like, this we lose, this we win. And he flips it and it's like the middle portion that's neither of the two. We're like, fuck. Turns out that was lost also. I don't want to gamble anymore. I don't either. I want to gamble and win. But we're going to gamble when we go out the quarter because we have to.

I'll try my best. You have to do it. I'll try my best. You have to do it. I'll try my best. You have to. And then my birthday is next. Mine's gambling, no doubt. Yeah, your birthday is unlocked in. I'll go all out for your birthday, for sure.

We're getting nets for that. A G, maybe. We might even go to High Limit. You want to go to Aria or something? No, fuck those big casinos. They're just not worth it. I'd gamble at the WIM, though. I got three months to count cards, so we could probably do that.

It's not that hard. Right. It's just ones and twos, right? But you got to be locked in. Maybe we'll do some Adderall or meth. Do a line, go play. Then I could count some cards for sure. I count cards.

One, two, three. Plus ten. Are Adderall and Coke just going to give you the same effect or would they like amp each other? Coke is way more like high

but for less amount of time. So you like feel like fucking crazy for 15 minutes, 20 minutes and then you start to come down. But like is it like mentally Adderall is like you're just locked in.

You don't have like the fucking rush of it but you're just locked in all day. I've never done Coke before but like my one friend No, I haven't either like I said.

Did Coke and he hit an entire rack of pool balls in a turn. Just because you were that... You could see the angles. You could see the lasers on the ball. I guess he was just fucking on point, and he just shot out an entire... Like, pow, pow, pow, pow. And had it been within 15 minutes, right?

Because that's when it starts to come down. No, dude, Adderall is actually insane. It took him like three minutes to finish the entire game of pool. Adderall is like the lesser form of Coke, but it just lasts all day. I'm saying like if you were to do both, is it like... No, you don't need to do both. Does it extend the Coke? No.

Oh, okay. Different things. Whatever. Well, if that means so. Mm-hmm. All right, what's next? Whatever. All right.

Gamble. Whoa. You thought you could, whatever. All right. Gambling. You thought you could play in the NFL just a second ago. I never said I could play in the NFL. I do think if I was a safety, I could make some tackles for sure. Unlike the kicker? Or what? I think I could tackle a decent amount of people in the NFL. You could probably get a late hit.

I'll give you that. I'm not saying it's going to be every time. I'm saying give me a few tries and I'm tackling somebody. I'll give you one out of 100. No, I could get like one out of five easy. Somebody who's talented with the ball, I don't think you're touching them. No, I think I would. Like I said, I think you're like a six-second 40.

No. And you don't know the game. Four-eight-forty. You're quick. You're pretty quick for your age. He runs straight up. I'm athletic, dude. It's not.

The thing is, but you are also playing against guys who have been going against the hardest hitting people for the last, like, I'm not saying I would last, I would get hurt quick. I don't even think you could tackle me to be honest. I would tackle the one,

like it, it would happen. I tackle him and I'd probably throw my shoulder out, but I'd make the tackle. My body's not built for that kind of like to play football. You have to condition your body. I think you're, you're getting stood up. If not your body. I think you're getting stood up,

if not bounced backwards. I think you're getting... I'm athletic and I'm strong. I 100% believe I could do that. I don't think that's too great. You're strong on a bench press, though. You don't... You're going against guys who squat 410, 430.

For reps. For 15. Yeah. You can do 405 for one, and you have to go sit down for 10 minutes Because you're hurt I'm not saying that I'm going to last out there on the field I'm saying hey you give me five tries

I'm going to make a tackle I don't think you'll make a single tackle I don't think you are either I think I'll make a tackle I don't think so dude I think a D2 running back gives you a really hard time D2 is even generous, dude. I know, that's what I'm saying.

An open field tackle or like an assisted tackle? No, no. Definitely 0% open field. Like he's a complete open field. That's so hard. I'm saying if you put me out at safety, it's 11 v. 11, and you told me out there, okay, it's covered too, blah, blah, blah. Okay, I'm in my zone.

I'm watching these two. Okay, I'm watching the over the top. I can sit there. I can make plays. I think that dude is going to catch the ball and be behind you before you realize that it's thrown. Nah. Nah. I think you are so just out of the loop.

I don't think you have it. It's crazy. The thing is, I believe almost you could do anything. I tell everyone I know, I'm like, no, this guy, literally you'd plug him into anything and he would kill it. You would get fucking murked at football. No, I don't think I can make a couple of times. I'm not saying I'd be a fucking star player. I'm saying if you maybe played football your whole life,

you could maybe tackle one. You'd be really good at it, but you aren't built like that. I don't think you've ever even played a youth season. Have you ever been to a game in person? I haven't. It's actually very surprising the difference when you watch it on tv versus when you see it in person it looks so much different in person it does not look like anything on tv tv it looks like way more there's so much more going on down the

field way faster no but i'm just saying when you watch you're like oh that's not as crazy a five yard run on tv you're like okay a five-yard run in person looks like they went no nowhere at all it's crazy i'm not saying i'd be a fucking out there making plays i'm saying if you put me at safety i could make a couple tackles you said one out of five you're tackling an nfl player one out of five i don't even think you're knocking a receiver down. Do you think you could tackle Marshawn Lynch? One out of five. One out of five. Because he's an NFL player. He's an NFL player.

One out of ten. Marshawn Lynch went 1v11 against an entire football team and won. And Bo. I'm not tagging Marshawn Lynch, dude. He's one of the most... 185 with the smallest ankles and the weakest hips I've ever seen is going to knock that guy down. Mr. Beast mode himself.

I'm going to get him down one out of ten times. The one time I make contact and get him down, I'm going to be out for like three weeks. The thing is, the only way you ever get him down, and I'm not saying you couldn't do this. His shoes untied. Yeah, you catch his shoelace. He's like, oh, fuck. Obviously, I'm going to go really low, and I'm going for his, like down here. I respect it.

I'm just saying. That's definitely the only way you tackle anybody in the league. Obviously, that's where I would go. I'm not going up top. I'm not for his, like, down here. I respect it. I'm just saying. That's definitely the only way you tackle anybody in the league. Obviously. That's where I would go. I'm not going up top. I'm not stronger than them. I still don't know if you're doing it. I really don't.

I say they hurdle you. I think you're just getting hurdled. Yeah. You're like 5'10", 5'11". They're jumping right over your little ass. I think Bo's one for five on a quarterback that gets out of the pocket. I say yes. In high school.

A high school quarterback. A high school quarterback. A high school quarterback, Bo might be able to sack. At the age of 35, he might be able to get it. I could do it. I'd hope so. They're like 17 over there. And again, we've talked about this all the time. I'm delusional, and I like being delusional.

I'd rather be delusional than be the other way. No, yeah, I couldn't do it. Every time we go we go golf i golf like shit today the next time i go golf i'm gonna think it's gonna be the best round of my life until i hit a shitty ball i'm like okay i'm not i'm not that good but i'm still gonna believe before every shot that i have the capability of hitting a hole in one every time see that that thought stays with me till like back nine if my whole 10 i hit like shit again i could have the worst no i could have the worst day we could be teeing up at the last the last tee box and i'm like i'm still gonna hit a good shot because i'm i could do it i i have that mentality with anything

right because i'm and i'd rather have it that way than have the mentality of thinking i'm a well of course i'm shitty at stuff and we've given that to you yeah no i've i've made that i've really been working on like my positive self-talk and like how i talk speak to myself because i feel like it's very common nowadays where people just negatively talk about themselves and they don't even realize how shitty they like their inner dialogue is towards themselves so that's something i've really worked on so now i'm way too confident but what are some examples of what you used to say to yourself before you worked on it well no like you just like you go through like you'll go through day like, I'm such a fucking idiot or I'm so stupid or I'm not good enough for this.

Everybody talks like that. No. No, a lot of people do. A lot of people do. Really? You're also delusional, but you've always been that way. That's your self-defense mechanism. That's your self-defense mechanism is being delusional.

I don't think so. 100%. I think it's more of-defense mechanism. That's your self-defense mechanism is being delusional. I don't think so. Yes. I think it's more of an offensive move. I don't know if it's self-defense. I think I'm just always on offense. And you're doing it right now. You're being... He's literally... You're doing exactly that right now.

You could come to Andrew with open arms, and he would just stab you in the gut. Yeah, literally. I don't need it. Just in case. Just in case it wasn't authentic. Yeah, you were tricking him. I can't trust you. Yeah, him. I can't trust you.

Yeah, exactly. I don't trust anybody. But I feel like the world is very, like, a negative. Especially nowadays, it's very negative. And if you allow it to get in your head, it will. And I got to a point where I was, like, very negative with how I just viewed myself. When you were heavy into League? Not just League.

I don't know. Even, like, you know how we'd stay up later we'd be like i'm gonna fucking tonight so i'm gonna do it i'm gonna like we joke around i fucking hate my life but like you're saying that to yourself over and over you start to believe it almost i just think i'm really funny when i say it's funny but when it's a joke but then when you like just start to constantly say the same things over and over like oh my life sucks oh my life sucks no you're conditioning yourself i'm conditioning myself to believe my life when my life is fucking great yeah so that's what i i think what you do is great because like i i knew a bunch of people who like they would say

like uh i hate my life or i'm gonna kill myself or whatever and then shit's not that cool for a while and then they're like i think i actually have been depressed my entire life and my life's always been terrible it's like no you're just having actually been depressed my entire life and my life's always been terrible. It's like, no, you're just having a tough time right now. Yeah, and it's fun. Two weeks ago we were having, do you remember we were fucking laughing our asses? Yeah. Or whatever.

You know, I know what you're saying though. Andrew can't relate. No, you can't relate. I don't think I'd ever like, recognize if I was ever depressed. I don't think I ever would. And that's good.

That's a great thing. Yeah, I don't think I would. That's good. It's That's a great thing. Yeah. I don't think I would. That's good. It's not a bad thing. I never rationalize it to myself. You guys might be able to see it, but even if you told me, I'd tell you no. It's okay to go through like, you know, the ups and downs and feel like, and you're not going to feel great every day, but it's just how you carry yourself.

I got to be the best all the time. Yeah, exactly. I'm a role model to thousands. Your delusion keeps you going and that's great for you, dude. And I'm happy for you. It's like the little carrot on the end of the stick. Yeah. You know, I'm that horse trying to thousands, if not millions. Your delusion keeps you going, and that's great for you, dude, and I'm happy for you. It's like the little carrot on the end of the stick. Yeah. You know, I'm that horse trying to get that carrot. Yeah.

It's all right. Works for me. You found, you without a doubt found something that works for you. It's not, it's not going to work for everybody. It's not going to work for anybody else. I'm one of a kind. But it works for you, so I'm going to let you have it. I'm going to let you have it.

I'm going to take it, even if you don't let me. That's just how it works. Maybe I should start like a life coach course. No, you shouldn't. You'd be the worst. You'd be perfect for that. Can you imagine a world full of people like me? How much better we'd be?

No. Wouldn't that be awesome? We'd probably be better off than where we are now, but. We'd probably have a really good military, to be honest. You'd be a good military. Well, he served. Bunch of guys thinking they just can't die okay that's a really you know i mean yeah guys just taking risks high risk high reward type of shit every time they do die you say that would never be me yeah no and watch this we would fucking roll anybody everybody Everybody would turn into France.

A bunch of guys who think they can't die. It would be nice. Oh, man. You ever think about that? Dying? Yeah. No. Does it even seem like a real possibility that you could die?

It never seems like I could ever die. Well, because I don't know what's going to happen. I don't know what to think after that. It's like, oh, it must not be real. I can't think about it. It can't be me. Every now and then, I'll, like, be driving, and I'll be like, I could die from this. Hold on.

Oh, yeah. It's like, dude, the way I drive, I might as well not be driving. Right. You know what I mean? Like, Tessie's got to come. The car drives itself. Right. And I'm just like, it's fine.

It'll work out. It's fine. Fucking sleep out. It's fine. Fucking sleep. It's crazy. Even before you had a Tesla. Yeah, but like. That's how you drove. It's whatever.

I drive all the time. The amount of times I'm on the phone with him and I hear beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. It literally goes off when you're like, you need a break. Like, it's like telling you, hey, break, break, break. It happens every time we're on the phone. It's crazy. So it happens every time I'm on the phone with anybody anybody but shorty was in the car like the last two or three times and it would just do it over fucking nothing so i'm not that bad mine's been doing that

too just like yeah for no reason but like long story short i here and there will think i do think about it sometimes wait a second it's so hard to conceptualize. Could I die? Yeah, it's so hard to conceptualize. Like, there's no way. This shit ends, right? Like, what would the world do? How would anybody go on with their lives? I've got a video of you in Ohio where I'm in the front seat. We're leaving from, like, knocking or whatever.

Logan's literally just knee on the wheel, like, not looking, just going back and forth to stay straight, and has two phones, both on chargers, just fucking looking at nothing but the phones. And we're playing kill people rap and we're just all like this while Logan's just driving with his

fucking knees. Three Trulies, dude. With no issue. You wish it was three. We killed 90 Trulies in three days amongst three people. It was bad. We were amongst three people it was bad we're on a bulk yeah we're on a bulk i like i remember you tell me that the whole time like dude i'm up 10 pounds i've been in pieces i was almost 185 you were sending me pictures of the planet fitness gym that you guys worked out at no barbells over there isn't that crazy nothing hilarious you

did come back and you were stronger i did you did come back for a while you were stronger you lost that though yeah i'm 165 just diced up i'm right there with you i was at work the other day i was like holding the back of my chair and uh like i had you know like like lean lines whatever it looked like a bump and he's like my boss like what's on your arm like what are you talking about hey he's like yeah you got like a bump there it's like you get bit and i was like i'm looking like i now i'm scared because like, looking. Yeah, he's like, yeah, you got like a bump there. It's like, you get bit? And I was like, I'm looking. Like, now I'm scared because I didn't see this thing. He's like, yeah, like right there on your bicep.

And I was like, oh, like, yeah, this is just muscle, mister. I'm giant. And, you know, he's chubby. My whole work office is chubby. Bunch of bald, fat guys. Most people aren't in, most people don't go to the gym. Right. You just think it's more normal than it is because you spend more time at places.

That's all I see. I put myself around dogs, and I'm just the biggest dog. I'm not used to seeing these little pups that can't leave the porch. I'm used to running free, no leash. It made me feel good. I was leaned out.

I told him, I'm just too lean for you. You go to the gym, you're the most lean for you. And now to my head. You go to the gym, you're the most average looking dude in there, dude. So untrue. Yes. Nobody's looking at you like, damn, what do I do to look like that? Every time. Nobody's doing that.

Every time I'm in the locker room, I get somebody talking to me. Every time. It's the kid who this is his first day and you look like the most approachable person. Nope. You know that super buff light-skinned dude that always wears gourmet gear who's like 18 but looks like he's 25 just huge you can compliment about 18 year olds yeah but he's fucking repping your max so i don't care i care how old he is he said damn you look great try and get lean try and get lean like you we all three have the same face we're all like

dude shut the fuck up you guys won't get it until it happens to you I get it I understand now I was diced up I'm a role model to many

he's delusional man it works for him it works for him I'm happy for you I've been called quadzilla too which is crazy because my legs aren't big

it just happens, you know? Just keep working hard. You guys will get there. That's all. What's next, brothers? Dude, I love that. Don't touch me. I hope you guys get sick.

I hope Dan Campbell gets sick. All right. That's not our audience, dude. Our audience doesn't watch football. Any football watchers out there, I hope Dan Campbell gets fucking sick. He's mad because Jameer Gibbs is not getting any playing time. You don't have to talk about the football aspect of it, but talk about how mid-Taylor Swift is because she's getting all this hype.

Yeah, what is that about? Why is she so popular? She's very popular with younger women. I don't know why she's so popular she is white girls beyonce 100 yeah that's a very good comparison it's also you know she's just making music as a 35 year old woman for 15 year olds she's like 33 i think no way right i would say she's above 30 i've always imagined her being like just young, I guess. Always 19. Yeah, she's been fucking. For 10 years. She's 33.

33. Yeah. And she's making, you know, she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts. And she's fucking like. Yeah, good for you, bro. I remember. I'm not going to lie, though. I do fuck with Taylor Swift.

I can't stand her. Not the newer, like I'll listen to the old Taylor Swift for sure. I know them. I used to have a couple albums. Or my sister had the cds and when i would drive up and back to reno i didn't have a like a an ox so i would just play cds and i would but you had t-switch in there yeah i don't remember much i know she had some bangers when we were younger yeah like the december album what was that i don't know i go back to December. That was my shit.

Are you like sad Taylor Swift? Yeah, 100%. But either way, you know. Sparks fly. All of her exes are artsy dudes. But I don't understand the dating aspect of it. I don't know how she's with a superstar jock. Who fucking cares?

Right. Yeah, that's a bear. Everybody does. Now you got a bunch of girls trying to watch football because they want to be involved in Taylor Swift. Travis Kelsey is like the most bought jersey right now. Travis Kelsey is the fucking man though. I fuck with

Travis Kelsey though. He's hilarious. He's cool. And like, yeah, he's like, oh, you know, let's see if I can date Taylor Swift. But they're all like, are they going to get married now? It's been two weeks. Kel Swift? Kel Swift? fucking date taylor swift but they're all like are they gonna get married now it's been two weeks kel swift i don't know but like who fucking i don't care she's i like swell c more swell c swell c i like swell c a lot more i think the question was what's so special about taylor swift and now like when you think about it the cheese other than her but men don't care about that

Travis Kelsey does not care about how much money he's rich as fuck he does not give a fuck about that whatsoever yeah but she's like insane you know how much money she's been on her tour but there's literally doesn't matter there's literally clips he would never get it like there's literally multiple clips of the game when they played who'd they

play last week the Chiefs you think she would make them sign a prenup? No, I'm saying guess her network. Oh, it's insane. Oh, it's got to be crazy. 240 million. I'm guessing 700 million. Yeah.

700 million? She's made billions on her tour for her last. What? 600 million. That's nuts. She's given out all of her staff 80 grand bonuses for the shows and all that shit. Do you think she's not locking his ass down with a prenup? No, I'm sure not.

That's like marrying Elon Musk. Who would want to do that? Let's get real. I don't know. I would never marry that guy. It's not worth it. Like I'm saying, all these people, like Taylor Swift, know for middle-aged people i'm sure she's pretty she's not that attractive to me old-fashioned men old-fashioned men who like remember her being

17 like oh man you know she's she's ripe cute little girl yeah and now now they're 50 and she's 33 and it's like oh you know she's all grown up now you know that's who that makes sense we like ass now over here for me though i though, she doesn't do it for me there. Right. We're all signed to white girls. This is more like a Bose type of girl. Still not my kind of girl. She needs ass.

She needs to go to the gym a little bit. She needs a little bit more ass in Bose. I'm no offense, but I would probably date her. Probably offensive to a lot of women. She needs more ass even in Bose house. It could be offensive, but I feel like as somebody who takes care of his body, I feel like I'm

rightfully able to judge what I want. Average body wants an average woman. Exactly. Makes sense. Yeah. I get it.

I think that's fair. I don't know. I'm obviously an ass guy. Right. I like ass. I don't know where I was going. I had like a whole thing, but I want you to...

You were just talking about who cares that they're together. That was the last thought I remember. The money thing, how much she makes, old men. That's her. That's who'd be interested in her. If she didn't have...

To me, it's like my mom. It's like dating my mom. It would be dating Taylor Swift. But is she even like a traditional type? But like, just like that's what Taylor Swift is. No, your mom's rowdy. I don't feel like Taylor Swift has no fun at all. That's what I mean.

Just be like. Yeah. Maybe that is my kind of girl. It's like a non. Literally. That is my kind of girl. I think Logan's trying to say he'd fuck his mom. No, I'm saying.

Well, if I'm comparing His sex with my mom I'm saying I wouldn't Fuck Taylor Swift If you were me Would you have sex With your mom No That's a good question

If you were Andrew Would you fuck your mom I talk about it all the time I can't believe my parents Are who they are Like the fact that my dad And my mom are together For fucking 35 years

I know it doesn't It's the craziest shit They're not the most Well it's the counter right Your dad is just Yeah Your dad's like a tide I could never do it And your mom's like A fucking lightning bolt the craziest shit they're not the most well it's the counter right your dad is just they're the complete opposites yeah your dad's like a tide

I could never do it and your mom's like a fucking lightning bolt and your dad just gotta bring her back down all the time a lightning bolt fucking

on fire tornado yeah I don't know I definitely couldn't couldn't have sex with my mom or Taylor Swift though I mean I could

I could probably have sex with your mom I could have sex with Taylor Swift but I just probably have sex with your mom. I could have sex with Taylor Swift but I just really am not interested in it. No, I wouldn't either.

You know what I mean? You can come close to it. If she was just someone walking past her on the street. Oh no, if she was not Taylor Swift and just a girl

walking past her, it wouldn't take a second look. Oh, you go to UNR. Cool. She'd be taller than her. How tall is Taylor Swift? She looks six foot.

She's like 5'10", so she's probably taller than you. She's that tall? No way she's six foot. That's why her posture is so bad. She's taller than me. How tall is Taylor Swift? She looks six foot. She's like 5'10", so she's probably taller than you. She's that tall? No way she's six foot. That's why her posture is so bad. She's probably six foot if she stands up. She tries to get lower.

She definitely hunches. Is she really 5'11"? Yeah. Damn. I saw a video of her walking with... I don't even like what we're talking about right now. Well, then that's fair.

If you're Travis Kelsey, I want to reproduce somebody that's tall enough. Not fratting, though. But she's not athletic. Yeah, she looks like she's got full athletic. But his genetics will take over. Polio. Sometimes.

Yeah, I beat polio, though. She is kind of built like you when you were in freshman year. That's why you're so lean. Quadzilla over here. I squatted 315 in my lifetime. That's all I need. It's fine with me. I see juniors in high school doing that shit on the reg.

Right. Quads. Good for you, dude. You need that. You see any juniors doing it at 150, though? I don't know. I see some dogs in there that are really young. How tall are they?

I'm 6'2", all legs. You're not 6'2", dude. I'm between 6'1 and 6'2". No, you're not. We can go to the doctor's office. I'm going to ask for a note. 6'1.78, and I'm rounding up. 6'2".

There's no shot. 6'1.78. But it's delusional for you to say that you're 6'2", but you're telling me that I'm 5'11". Well, we've measured you. At the hill, you were under 6'0". And you were like, well, it's nighttime. It's late.

I shrunk throughout the day. That was when I was like 21. Dude, I've grown since then. You've grown since then. Yeah. 100%. I did. I grew a little bit.

No. I'm 6'0", dude. It's crazy. We'll see. We're going to get you next to Taylor Swift. I'm actually jacked. I want to get on some fucking juice. Yeah, no, you should.

Look at me. I want to start getting on some shit. Look at that, dude. What do you want to do? Whatever he's doing Everything? I'd like to do it all I think a little trend cycle would be kind of cool No don't do that

I think you'd get huge I feel like you would do trend And you'd still be like no but I can only do 65 pounds on incline Because that's what my body's peak potential is. What do you mean? I've done 80s on incline for eight. He's just saying you're a pussy. I've literally done 80s for eight.

Mentally, you can't push yourself past 80s for eight. You'd be like, oh, I'm not going to only do 80s for eight forever. No, I don't think so. I mean, that's what I've seen. drugs are bad don't don't do steroids it's not i've done 275 on bench i've seen the same way as you at 185 like four inch shorter arms though four inches shorter maybe like two inches i think that's what why i could do it then yeah, you have more mass in your arms. You're just stronger. He's just lankier.

We're just built different, man. Your weight isn't... God made everybody different. There you go.