Who Knows? Who Cares. - How Many Kids Could you Beat Up?

Episode Date: January 27, 2022

The crew weighs their chances of how many 10 year old's they could take in a fight to the death.

I'm an overthinker. You have it muted? Oh, there you go. There you go. God, I love that. Is that patented? Like, can we get in trouble for that? No, I don't think so.

Can we get any views at some point? No, he drew off the board, so he owns it now. I get everything that comes with it. I mean, our first YouTube video has what, 52 views? It's not bad. It's not bad. What is the like ratio

that we're supposed to be at? Because we have five likes so that's like 10%. I feel like that's not bad. It's really good. It's also fucked up that I know like a lot of people who watch it

are our close friends and they can't even like the video. Yeah. Or subscribe really. Because I was one of the likes. I'm one of the likes. I feel like you're probably one of the likes. I'm one of them. I'm three of them. You're one of the likes. I I was one of the likes. I'm one of the likes. I feel like you're probably one of the likes. I'm one of them.

I'm three of them. I feel like you'd be one of the likes. I'm also one of the likes. So there's two of our friends have liked the video. That's it. Yeah. I want to know which two those are.

I could send them something. It's got to be Matt. Matt's got to be one of them. We'll send them merch. Yeah, probably Matt. Matt and somebody else. So whoever else is not liking our videos, that's fucked up, man.

What is that one thing called where you, like, what's that one app where you can, like, invest into, like, an idea and then, like, when it blows like when it blows up they're like oh we're gonna give you some shit because it is that like where like they like they'll post their their videos and stuff like hey if you want to invest into this yeah yeah like a like a kickstart campaign yeah yeah that's what i was looking for those two likes those two likes dude when we get some merch god it's coming we ever pop off a little bit

like hey look we'll figure out who's who's who real quick well it won't show you that though you can't know who liked your video right no I don't think so

yeah that'd be a little dangerous we'll just start sending like hey man did you listen yeah it was cool I feel like it should there's no you can't dislike shit anymore anyway

you can't you don't see it I can see it because I like own that channel how funny is that that you can't just like it because it'll give you

a negative feeling. Oh yeah. But I feel like if now it's like you might as well show who liked it. Yeah. I know who supported me.

Well most of the time I think the dislikes are just like little kids. Do we have any subscribers? Like seven I think. Okay. That's not bad. That's not bad.

I'm one of them. I'm one of them too. Yeah. So it's like that fucking sucks. Maybe we're just not that funny huh? It's alright. Fuck. Whatever. I don't do it for them. I'm one of them too. I'm one of them too, yeah. So it's like... That fucking sucks. Maybe we're just not that funny, huh? It's all right. Fuck.

Whatever. I don't do it for them. Exactly. I'd rather just find out the hard way. That's for me. I'm just trying to find any sort of way to make some money. Or not kill yourself. That doesn't involve going to actually work.

That's more important. Or not kill yourself. Trying to survive. That's tough. Especially as of late. I don't know what's been going on. They've been putting some in the water. It's been raining too. Yeah. It's like, dude, what the fuck? What's going on with that? late. I don't know what's been going on. They've been putting some in the water. It's been raining, too.

Yeah. It's like, dude, what the fuck? What's going on with that? Yeah, it's not supposed to rain here. No. But speaking of survive, I've been thinking of something all week. And the question is, how many 10-year-olds do you think you could fight to the death at the same time?

I've seen this. And I've watched certain videos of people talking, and it's like, it gets you thinking. How big is, what grade is a 10-year-old in? 10-year-old is- Fourth to fifth, depending on their birthday. Yeah. Oh, dude, a lot. Fourth.

Well, like you said, I watched one video where it's like, are they coordinated? Like, are they getting together prior? Just, you take a- And like, saying like, hey. In elementary school, you get a random bunch, and you get the super athletes. I mean, 10-year-olds are stupid. Yeah. Now, I don't have, is it just my fists?

I don't have, do I have a wits? Yeah, fists and hands. Both. Feet, too. They don't have any weapons either. It's just hands versus hands. I mean, I'm fucking up some 10-year-olds for sure. You know what I would do?

I feel like. This is how it started off. If one charges at me, I do like a late, straight, like Spartan kick to the face. Like where it looks like he just died. Like really fuck the first one up. Like to scare the other one. Really let him know.

Boom. Like straight front kick to the face. Some of you might get me, but a lot of you are going to get fucked up in the process. And then I head kick him. So that one died. And now the rest of them are like, oh, fuck. Like, do I want to do that?

I have to be the second one up? Yeah, exactly. No, I feel like the first one, you definitely set an example. Like, like, oh, fuck. Like, do I want to do that? I have to be the second one up? Yeah, exactly. No, I feel like the first one, you definitely set an example. Like, hey, look, guys. And I think, honestly, I could backpedal as fast as a 10-year-old can run forward. Just about. Maybe not as fast, but like 60 to 70%. What kind of environment are we in?

We're in like an open field. I could run around for a little bit. Let's say. No 10-year-olds catching me. Recess blacktop. Okay, that's fine. So what I do is I backpedal, like a slow backpedal as they're approaching.

Pause, drop them. The only reason I feel like it would be a very high number is 10-year-olds aren't that smart yet. They're not that developed. They're not going to be able to think about, oh, how am I going to take this guy down? They're just going to kind of come at you at different times. They're not going to be coordinated.

However, if it's a Chinese group of 10-year-olds, I don't know if you can say that. Now you're in a different game. Because those motherfuckers are disciplined, but they're organized. They are smaller. They may be a little smaller, but organization is key.

That might cut my number by two. What fourth graders have in like, oh, hey, this is what we got to do. They don't know what the fuck is going on. Have you ever seen that video? And also, I need to know a little backstory. Like, how are we getting these 10-year-olds to want to like kill us? You're literally in a cage match. But how is it like if I'm 10 and you're like, hey, you got to go kill this guy.

Let's say if you win, there's a prize pool similar to Squid Game. A 10-year-old is not going to be like, oh, a million dollars. Okay, Fortnite bucks, whatever the fuck their motivation is. Have you guys seen Cabin in the Woods? Yes. They still play Fortnite? Have you seen Cabin in the Woods? Yeah, I have.

Remember when the 10-year-olds all got together? They may have been seven to eight, and they sang the demon spirit away? Okay. Or Lord of Flies? There we go. All the demon spirit away? Okay. Okay. Or Lord of Flies. There we go. All the kids got together. I feel like a 12-year-old would be like sixth grade, you know, like sixth graders. Well, there's a problem because sixth grade, you get those weird kids that have fucking

been in puberty for three years. You get those Dustin Drakes, and that's an issue. Too many variables. I want to hear your standpoint on this because you haven't contributed to this. I'm hearing you guys. I now don't think my number is so crazy. Like, I thought I was going to get like shoot on for saying like a high number

but like no questions asked 25 is beatable. 25 I think is not a problem. 0% chance I lose. If I have enough space to where I know I can't get trapped and I'm just getting

even then I feel like I also I think the one thing we may not be considering is getting winded. Getting winded? Because like if two of them grab your ankles,

like just dive to your ankles, and they swarm you. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what kind of 10-year-old we're talking about. Maybe they're ahead of the curve. They're a little smarter than others. There's going to be a couple of those.

Because if some 10-year-olds start biting you and shit like that, if they really are about it, That's true. This is a fight to the death, basically, right? That would be a little scary. So yeah, they're biting. If somebody just gets your ankle,

and he's like fucking biting your ankle, then it's like, okay. Yeah, I'll just eye out. Yeah, I don't know. Go to the next one. That's the a little scary. They're biting. If somebody just gets your ankle and he's like fucking biting your ankle and it's like, okay. Gouge his eye out. Yeah, I don't know. Go to the next one. That's the thing though. It's like, I think even a winded me

is still fighting two to three 10 year olds at the same time. Yeah. You have way longer reach too. I'm banking on the fact that these are 10 year olds and they're scared.

That one kid that thinks he's gonna, you know, win the girl over for coming at me, he's dying immediately and everybody's gonna be be looking around like, fuck. Like, who's next?

I do not want to go. I don't think that's too bad. Zero percent chance I lose 25 kids. 25's fair. I was thinking closer to 50. I would be. Really? That's a lot.

I was thinking closer to 50. 50 people? You're getting surrounded. Yeah. I don't think so. They'll swarm. They'll circle you around. I just don't think 10-year- smart enough to like make that calculated decision.

Well, they're super impressionable and they want to fit in. You know what I mean? Okay. I think that. I'm taking off my shirt and they're like, yo, I don't want a fucking problem with this guy.

I don't like it. I'm running at one. Like the first one that comes like step up at me, I'm running directly at him by the neck. Yeah. And I'm tossing him in the crowd. Like letting them know, like, Hey, look, yeah hey look yeah somebody's gonna get fucked i'm thinking if you put it more in like like if it's a if it's not an open area now i'm getting a little bit

more no like if it's like in a cage area and not not like a circle not like a like an octagon but like a classroom maybe like a uh cafeteria no it's like, if it starts getting crowded. An empty cafeteria. Yeah. They get you in a corner. You run out of places to go. If I'm on recess blacktop, 50, 50 10-year-olds, I think I'm taking. That's fair. Bo is 33, though. I think I could, I think I could get there.

Bo is also, yeah, almost like 40. Yeah, so it's like he's got a little bit more age, more strength. He can't run that much, though. That's true, he's got bad knees. Oh, no, I could run. And that hip is coming in soon. Yeah, soon. No, I've been training.

I'm good. Uh-huh. That's a bad knees. Oh, no. I could run. And that hip is coming in soon. Yeah, soon. I've been training. I'm good. Uh-huh. That's a good point. 50 might be high. I just always just imagine myself doing a little more than, you know, what people probably would think. Yeah. I can see that.

Maybe that's just an ego thing. I don't know. Yeah. Definitely that. Huge ego. Yeah, I think so. And it's fragile, too. Big and just glass.

I just see, like, a Keanu Reeves Like fight scene Where it's highly Like there's no chance He wins But somebody beats Six to eight people At the same time That's what's actually

Going to happen If there's ten year olds They don't have anything Right to like No it's hands versus hands They got numbers They don't have pencils The only thing

I would be worried about Is them using their teeth Yeah If they started biting you That's when it would be like Oh these kids are not Especially because they're Probably like all crooked And jagged well i'm just saying then that's when it's like you get bit you're like oh fuck that's a different game if i'm yeah that's a different

game if it wasn't like if they were doing that i could probably take a hundred kids i feel like how are they gonna kill me 10 year olds not gonna hurt like you're gonna punch me in the face what's gonna happen i'm gonna look at you like what the fuck are you doing i'm pretty sure if you were on the ground and your head's on concrete a bunch of of 10-year-olds stomping on your head, you're probably gonna die. This is my thing too, is like, all it takes is like,

one or two of them, like while you're backpedaling to get behind you and just fucking tabletop you. And now you're on the floor for two seconds and then there's 50 of them. Imagine,

75 legs just stepping on you, kicking you in the ribs, doing whatever. I'm sure one of them's got a pair of Doc Martens now. Oh yeah, especially this day and age. Yep. Honestly, kids are fucking growing up way too quick now, too.

Yeah, 100%. These fucking sixth graders dunking already. That's a thing. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe. I feel like it's a thing. I don't know. I think 25 is a safe yes, but...

25 in an open space, easy. It's not safe to me. Easy. I think anything could happen. Like I said, like one of them could just get in a ball. You never know,

you know, freak accident, you fall over, sprain your ankle, you're fucked. If we could run it 10 times, I would say, you know,

nine times. Seven to eight out of times, 100%, but there's always a variable. I think my high would be in the 50s though. You think so? If I had like,

it ran 10 times, like my high would be close to 100. Okay, maybe. Maybe. I just showed out. I'd have to train for it though. Yeah, see now I'm thinking too many variables. Now I'm thinking there's waves.

The first time I do it, there's 25 kids. I beat that. Now I can step it up. Now I'm like 35 kids and I see if I could do that. Yeah, that's what I thought too. I kind of want to run it to see what I could get. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Like that show that used to be on Spike. Oh, yeah, yeah. i know what you're talking about like a spartan versus like a ninja yeah yeah that was a great show a thousand like deadliest warrior simulations yeah if you could do that with me and a bunch of 10 year olds a bunch of 10 year olds i would love to just watch me beat the shit out of a bunch of kids i don't know that'd be so fun i mean i'm really thinking about it i feel like maybe 50 is a lot 50 seems like too much 25 is fair but i still i think i think i could get 50 somewhere in there i think my sweet spot is 25 to 30 50 in an open area oh my god we're in like a house and like we're like constricted maybe like 20 would be that'd be a lot a lot that'd be a lot 20 would be be difficult So real quick a little bit off topic. I told you this I didn't tell you this

Okay, this is a callback from like maybe an episode or two ago. Remember that house I went over to Where I was watching porn at 10 years old. Yeah, like with the family which is fucking nuts So last night I go to a family barbecue I run into an old childhood friend who introduced me to those people. And we were like just reminiscing on stories telling like how one of our neighbors got drunk with another one of our neighbor's kids. And then they told like the dad. The dad went over there and beat the fuck out of the son. Like legit like threw hands.

His son? His son. Okay. Like fucked him up and then brought him to both houses and said, say fucking sorry. Like while the kids like crying, dad's nuts, but that's what, yeah, obviously.

So then the story comes up. I'm like, Hey dude, do you remember that one guy who like went over their house? The kid had like red hair. They look like school shooters. Um, we watched like hardcore porn on the TV and he's like,

Oh my God. Yeah. I was like, what? Like, do you ever like, you know what they're doing what happened yeah yeah so guess what fucking happened with the the one the 17 year old that i brought over to my house okay so 17 year old when you were 10 years old it's like

trading knives and put logan on to porn in front of the parents yeah that kid that one so he i guess maybe a year or two later so what you're 23 now? So he's what? 30 something? It doesn't matter. Okay, go ahead. He's dead. Holy shit. Do you want to know how he died? Yes, I want to know how he died. Guess how he died. Prison? I don't know. That's fair. With the jail, got killed in prison.

Shank to death? Drew, what would you think if he died of any way? How do you think he would die? I told you when I got the phone call. You knew how he died over there. Yeah. I had one of two options. How do you think he would die? I told you when I got the phone call. You knew how he died over there. Yeah. Okay. I had one of two options. So this is how he died. I mean, maybe I just don't know enough about him. So he walked into his parents' living room. They're watching TV, just sitting on a couch.

He walked in front of the TV, put a gun in his mouth, and blew his brains out. No, he did not. I swear to God. Yeah. What the fuck? Like, hey, mom, dad. Boom. to God. Yeah. What the fuck? Like, hey, mom, dad. Boom. Holy shit.

He didn't kill them? No, just killed himself in front of them. Wow. I feel like that's even worse. That's one of Logan's childhood friends. That was my... Yeah, I mean, if you're watching porn on the TV when you go home and your parents are home, you have a fucked up family.

Something's going on. There's an issue there, for sure. So, R.I.P.? Whatever his name was. Josh? I don't know. an issue there for sure. R.I.P. Whatever his name was. Josh. I don't know. Good for him, man.

R.I.P. But yeah. What a tough life. It's awful. What a rough life. Tough, right? How fucking crazy is that? That you were hanging out with him. I was hanging out with that guy.

It's so crazy. But at the same time, I literally was 0 percent surprised when he told me like what happened. I was like, oh, that makes sense. I could see that being the way out. Yeah, but you don't think he would be the one

to take his life, you know? I would. I would think so. I think he was the one out doing that. How did he get a gun? Anybody can get a gun. It's not that hard.

That's fucked up, right? That that guy gets a gun? It's true. Yeah. Pretty true. Well, hey, you know, R.I.P. That is fucking is fucking nuts yeah that's so tough i've got another question for you guys to get away from this weird story yeah um here's my life would you rather walk in on your best friend having sex with your girl okay wait let

me let me listen see best friend having sex with my girlfriend uh-huh i mean i never had a girlfriend so i don't really give a fuck anyways go ahead or Best friend, having sex with my girlfriend. Uh-huh. I mean, I never had a girlfriend, so I don't really give a fuck. Anyways, go ahead. Or you get caught having sex with your best friend's girl. Oh, easy. Easy. Okay, go ahead. Easy.

Which one? So, at a really young age, I learned that women aren't shit. Well, yeah, we know that for sure. I learned at a really young age. I was forced to learn that actually even now more than ever i feel like yeah but go ahead i just i i really figured it out yeah you know and uh uh-huh if it wasn't me being the piece of shit it's like okay i can get a new girl dude you suck probably wouldn't be friends with you anymore just because it's like

so you're what i was i don't i don't know what that means you think bo's gonna be the guy no no no no no no but easy we we can make this a reality easy you walk in on andrew fucking your girl no that's what i'm saying though easy like that i'll take that route then you being caught fucking being the guy who was fucking my best friend's girlfriend because guys are more important than girls. Oh, 100%. You know? Fuck, I hate that we think the exact same. Yeah. Fuck.

I mean, I can't. I can always get a new girlfriend. 100%. Getting a new best friend's fucking impossible. Yeah, no, yeah. But if my best friend did that, I'd like to know that's who they are over me being that piece of shit.

Yeah. Yeah, I don't think we can all, I think we're all gonna have to agree on that. I can't fuck my best friend agree on that i can't i can't fuck my best friend's girl i can't do that no matter what the situation unless they're dead we talk about this all the time it's like i would rather hang out with you guys than any girl i've ever met in my life easy so it's like what who am i gonna throw that away for the other that's a that's the hard part though is you have to throw away that friend yeah what do you mean if they're fucking you

walked in on let's say me banging on your girl yeah but you would never do that but if you but that's the situation oh yeah but if that happened i'd be like all right yeah fuck this guy yeah that's not my friend that's tough though you're losing like two of the most important people in your life at the same time one more important than the other yeah easily yeah and that sucks i thought it was gonna be a little bit more, you know, debate going on. But I guess we're all pretty much the same. Do you think I was going to fuck your girl? Hold on real quick.

Yeah. Either you or Logan wouldn't want to go through the heartbreak. Well, Logan is the one because he's been the guy that's just in love all the time. Yeah. He's always got a girl. Logan has always had a girl. I got to go to therapy if this doesn't work out. I've already figured that out.

I know I'm a serial monogamist. Okay, let's think of it in like a different aspect. If Andrew was dating Teal Pants from the gym, and that was the girl you could be fucking. Yeah, that's my girl. She came at you. She came at you like... Now you're throwing 15 years of friendship for...

Do we need to give a little background about how hot Teal Pants is? She's really hot. She's really hot. Whatever you can imagine, she's top of the line. That changes the game. That really changes your... Really? No, I wouldn't change...

It wouldn't change... I wouldn't do it for sure because it's not worth it to me. You had a little drinks? You had a few drinks. That's the problem, though. She came in the room looking really good. If she knows your secret, just a little bit of booze, and now you're a little more friendly.

What if you were taking a nap, you woke up, and she just has your dick in her hand or something? If I'm coming out from a nap, that wouldn't work for me. I have to set the tone. Uh-huh. I have to play, I have to create. He's gotta be in charge.

We're talking tail pants though. We're not talking any ordinary woman. I know, I know. It's, but like, for me, I would let her take charge.

For me, I gotta, I just have to set the tone so I feel, so I can perform. So you're doing it then. You're setting this tone. No,

no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm saying, but like,

that wouldn't work for me, that situation. Okay. No, I wouldn't do it. I would have to be like, man. The problem is when shit's wrong, it feels better.

It does. Now I gotta look out for Bo. Bo likes the forbidden fruit. If you ever find yourself with teal pants, you're not safe. I'm letting you know right now, you're not safe. That's maybe the one girl that I'm like, hey, look. I don't think it's changing my answer, but I'll play into it.

You know, I'll be like, oh, yeah, let's hang out, you know, whatever. Like, yo, are you crazy once I'm there? Okay, I don't think I would actually do it, but fuck, it'd be hard. It'd be really hard to say no. That one would be like a hard one. I'd play into it a little more than I should. Yeah, 100%. That's fair.

With that specific scenario. That's innocent, though. Just to see. Just to see. You know, just to see, like, am I crazy? Does she really want this? Is this really happening? Yeah. And then you keep it on the back burner, like, am I reading the room right? Okay, how about this? How about this? How, like, would you guys ever, like, let's say, like, any of our exes, now or future present, or future tense okay um like started coming on to you like that's hard too because it's so difficult and like let's say

it was that one okay which one teal pants okay okay do you then take do you i would be completely straight up like look dude she dude. She's really hot. Okay. I don't know what happened with you guys, but. I'm not going to make that same mistake. Like, I'm not trying to date this girl, but like, please, dude, let me, let this be okay. Would you, would you, would you, so you're saying you would address it with your friends? I would address with my friend like, hey, dude.

I am going to have sex with your ex. I'm probably going to do this either way, but can you at least tell me that it's okay, okay for me to do this? It's, it's no, it's noble that you would at least address i would definitely address it first yeah and i feel like we have a different kind of relationship where i could be like hey dude teal pants hit me up well any any guy's gonna always be like oh yeah man i don't care even though but it's sure gonna suck it's gonna suck see like honestly yeah that's hard to imagine because teal pants obviously we're not right nobody's dated her so it's like really easy to say oh yeah i do that there's time but if i saw

you like you know i saw you in love i'm barely i saw you heartbroken when you guys split up fuck okay i can't do this yeah do i want to fantasize about it maybe that's that's all fair yeah yeah am i gonna do it how about you no see i'm on the fence to do it? How about you? No. See, I'm on the fence. Like, if it's one of you guys, I'm probably going to come to you. No, if it's like the close group of friends. If it's a different friend, I don't even know. Oh, no. I definitely have some friends.

I'm willing to give up that friendship. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm willing to give that up. It's an easy cut. Yeah. It's like, hey, you know what? You're cool, but not that cool. No, you, yeah. I'm willing to give that up. It's an easy cut. Yeah, it's like, you know what, you're cool, but not that cool.

You're not that important to me. It also depends on like how deep of an ex. If it's like, yo, like we went out for like a couple months, it just didn't work out or if it's like,

yo, we dated for like seven years. Okay, yeah, I mean, this is all. You know, I went to different countries with them. Like we were in deep like for a long time.

You know what I mean? This is, I don't know. Hey, Drew, I don't know what you mean. so like if it was something like that like i could never just because i know like all the history and stuff but i mean it's like oh we've been out before it's like they kind of were just like good friends this might be a little off topic uh-huh it's not really off topic okay let's say you're dating Teal Pants. Okay, yeah. And she comes to you and she's like,

hey, I think Logan's kind of cute. That sucks. I'm kind of interested in like Logan is so gay. Maybe adding in Logan to the equation one night. I wouldn't even tell him. Fuck that.

You wouldn't be down for that? Fuck no. No? It has to be somebody I don't care about. Yeah. 100%. Really?

Yes. And the reason why But that's your boy. No. You don't want him to enjoy But don't care about. Yeah. 100%. Really? Yes. And the reason why. But that's your boy. No. You don't want him to enjoy it. But that's his girl. Yeah. But it could be your girl.

I know. It would be our girl, if anything. Not just yours. Okay? That's what I meant. Not just yours. I meant yours, as in like your girl. I don't know.

How would I say that? Yeah, no, I would not tell him at all. She's like, hey, I want to spice this up a little bit. Now, the only thing- You could have a girl, one of her friends. Okay, so now it's becoming- That's the only thing that would change is if we had a similar scenario like we did in high school where it was like, hey, he had a girl, I had a girl.

Let's all intertwine. Now that's leaning more towards a yes. We were so close to that. I know. That's what I heard. We were so close to that. I know. That's what I heard. We were so close to that happening. Both of us had wieners out in the same car. Really?

In my car. So you've seen his day. And no. I've seen Logan's wiener before, but not that night. Yeah, I saw him at P.S. all the time. But there was another time where we were both about to get blown

sitting next to each other. Didn't you guys get blown under the living room table one time? Yeah, a kitchen table, yes. But like, not to completion though. Your girlfriends both saw your, like, they obviously looked over and looked over. You had to, right? That's Logan's take.

Yeah, probably. And she never talked about that with you? No. I never asked about it. No. But the thing was, is like, we were like, almost like, this is in high school too. Which, yeah, I mean. This is, which is like, we were like almost like, this is in high school too. Which, yeah,

I mean, this is, which is crazy, but like, it was like, like we were like about to like do like an, not, I don't know what was going to happen.

We didn't really, you were down. Everyone wasn't, you didn't know what was going to happen. No one wanted to be the one to say, no one wanted to be the one to say, are we about to all fuck each other? No one wanted to say that.

Cause then you're like, no, no, that's not what's going to happen. I just don't know. But you'd look around. Everyone was doing that though. Everyone was doing like, wait a second,

is this about to fucking, like are we? I just don't know if I could like look over and see my girlfriend giving head to like my friend. See that, that's my thing.

That's why I have to be somebody I don't care about. Like, ah, fuck. Because I'd be mad. Like why does she look like she's enjoying it right now? I'd be sad. But like, I don't know. I think it's kind thing too. That's why I have to be somebody I don't care about because I'd be mad. Why does she look like she's enjoying it right now? I'd be sad. But like,

I don't know. I think it's kind of beautiful. I really do. I really do. I don't know. Okay, you're all right. Hear me out.

Hear me out. If I'm enjoying Andrew's girl, like we're both like having a great time and Andrew's having a great time with my girl. I don't know if I'd like that. I know, but like, why? If we're all having a great time with my girl. I don't know if I'd like that. I know, but like, why?

If we're all having a great time. Because she's having a good time. And it's not me. And it's not with me. I'm having a great time. And so is she. And that's okay. It's okay for you to have a good time.

It might be different if I'm so distracted with what's going on with me. Yeah, I don't know. But I wouldn't, half of me thinks I would just be like looking at Logan the whole time. Like, dude,

what the, are you really doing this? You're getting your dick sucked by my girl and you're like, dude, really? What the fuck,

man? You're really fucking her mouth right now. That's, that's my wife. And you're doing that. That's fair. I get that. But I also think like,

like if you're so comfortable with your partner, like to the point where it's like, no, like, yeah, like I'm not going anywhere. I don't think I have that in me. We're just doing this for fun. I don't think so either. I don't think I have that in me.

This is just a good time. I would love to think I do, but I'm too. I would love to think I could look over and be like, good for you. Like, but I couldn't do it. No way I could do it. Now, if we were out, then we happen to, you know, grab like two friends. Totally different. Oh, a hundred percent.

What do you mean? Like if you and I went to a bar and there was like two girls sisters oh yeah it's like yeah free no choice i was talking about this earlier and it's been very like i've seen it a lot on tiktok these girls talking about getting trained oh yeah and i i mean i just never thought that was like a a desire i'm not on tiktok so you're gonna have to film on tiktok a little bit i don't know i've just been seeing these videos of like girls that are like, oh,

they're with a group of guys and it's like, oh, what are we going to do? And then like the train sound comes over and they're like, talking about getting trained. I've seen a couple.

I've seen a lot. So what's the, what's the premise of this? It's literally like, they're asking to get trained. The premise is that they're like down to get trained by a group of guys.

And it's just like, which to me, I just, I didn't know that was like, how did they like come up with like, what do you mean? Like, you gotta give me like,

I don't, I'm not, I don't, I haven't seen this. I don't like, so it's like, like what's this? Write notes down about these videos.

I know, but like, how does the video go? So it's like, it's like a trending sound. Usually they're sitting, the lights are changing colors, whatever.

Okay. What, what noise is a train make? Choo choo, you know? Yeah. So it's like that. And then they like, they're they're like oh when you're with a group of guys and they ask hey what do you what do you want to do and all you hear is the whistle that's it they like do like the mouth and like you just hear like choo-choo or whatever like yeah and you're just like oh shit so these girls are wanting to get trained which i would never

assume i wouldn't either i wouldn't be like oh, this girl with a group of guys, she's trying to do this right now? She's trying to get three-wayed right now. Three-peed. Which I feel like I don't know if I'd be down. I'd probably be down. But that's just stressful. Like with you two, I don't know. That's a lot. My problem is like I couldn't have

sex with Drew. You're not having sex with Drew. Having sex with Drew there. Also having sex with the. You're not having sex with Drew. Having sex with Drew there. Also having sex with the same person. It's him looking at you while you're doing it. He would fuck it up for me. I think we talked about that with just us.

He would find a way to fuck it up. I would make it so fun. If I'm doing it, my name's on the line after this. It depends who you're with. If you're with some random girl. That's true. That's a good point.

But if you're with, that's a good point. If it's some random slap bag, fine. I don't really care. But if at the same time, if it's someone we know who would probably be down for this, I couldn't do with somebody I know.

He know who I'm talking about. Yeah. If it's with someone like that. And like our name is in other people's realm that we know. No, I couldn't do it with somebody I know. You know who I'm talking about. Yeah. If it's with someone like that and like our name is in other people's realm that we know. No, I wouldn't want to do with anybody that's like

friends with my friend group. Right. I wouldn't want to do that. That's what I'm talking about. I don't want this to be talked about. I want this to be like a, hey, this happened. Hey, what,

a random night in Miami? It's between us. That's different. That's different. Yeah. I wouldn't care and I would probably have a great time.

Like I'm saying, if Till Pants was like, hey, I'm down, but it has to be with all three of you. That's different. Yeah. I wouldn't care and I would probably have a great time. Like I'm saying, if Till Pants was like, hey, I'm down, but it has to be with all three of you. Oh yeah, that's fine. 100%. I feel like two,

I'd be more down for two guys. Three guys is a lot. Three guys is a lot. What do you do? I was about to ask you. Would you be cool with our balls touching?

I don't know. That's an in the moment thing. It's like, am I cool with this? Me and your balls are just grinding against each other. It honestly would probably add to it. You think so? Yeah, just...

I don't think so. If you don't think that it's balls touching your balls, your balls just getting touched, it's probably like, oh, this is kind of good. No, I'm thinking my balls are touching his balls. No, yeah, you would know for sure. You think so? You'd be like, okay, listen, bow's on top.

I'm on bottom. Her hands are right there. No, I don't think so. I'm thinking damn. Three's too many for me, I think. I'm thinking damn. I think it'd have to be like, one of my boys cool. Three is like, I'm on bottom. Her hands are right there. No, I don't think so. I'm thinking damn. Three's too many for me, I think. I'm thinking damn. I think it'd have to be like, one of my boys cool.

Three is like, I don't know. Two of my boys. Three is the, that's what, that's just saying. But that's the rule. I want all three.

That's at least a train. Like I said, it has to be like, Would you be cool though? It has to be like, the best of the best. You'd be cool with our balls touching though. I probably would.

Yeah, me too. I don't think I'd be mad. I think I'd be cool. I'm not gonna be happy about it. But like. I'm not going to be happy about it. Am I going to make it work? I'm not going to push him down. Same thing if they did the old double fist where both of our penises are just rubbing heads.

That one hurts me a little bit. That one's a tiny bit different. I don't know. But I mean, come on. That's the show. She better keep her tongue in between. Split them up. No, that's not going to happen.

No, me and you are going to be touching heads. Dicks are touching. Me and you will never touch heads. We're going to be touching heads. Not directly. You can tie her dicks in a knot if. Split them up. No, that's not going to happen. No, me and you are going to be touching heads. Dicks are touching. Me and you will never touch heads. We're going to be touching heads. Not directly, anyway. You can tie her dicks in a knot if she wants them to. No. No, that one's different.

Balls are balls. Yeah, but you don't get to say no in the middle of this. Right. You're already going. No, no, no. That's okay. Just take turns. You're not going to say that.

Logan, you could go first. See, then he ruins the moment. Yeah, you ruin the moment. That's what she wants to do. That's not ruining the moment. She wants to... She could start here, start here, start here, and then she's like, okay, give me them both.

You know? That's what you want. You want to touch heads. True. I'm just saying. If it happens, it happens. I don't know. I don't know, man.

I don't know if I'd be okay with that. That's such a hard choice. You've got to be prepared for what happens. Is it bad that I just keep imagining teal pants right now? This is bad. I don't know. She'd be okay with that. That's such a hard choice. You gotta be prepared for what happens. Is it bad that I just keep imagining teal pants right now? This is bad. I don't know. She's so hot.

Call her. Do we have her Instagram? You can DM her. You probably got it. Two heads, same mouth. Nah, I'm not down for that. We were talking about this. That's too intimate.

It's different. Head means nothing. It's just one of those things where you can't ever look at your friend the same after that. It's not intimate. It's different. Head means nothing. It's just one of those things where you can't ever look at your friend the same after that. It's not true. No, it's so not true. It's literally a bonding experience. You were just talking about how you don't want it to happen.

Yeah, I understand that. And you're bonding? But if it happens, you'll always have it together. When it's closer. I would even be like, oh, I can't even look at Logan. My dickhead touches dickhead. No.

I really would have no problem with it at all. I'd be like... I would have... Well, we know you don't have a problem with it. I don would have no problem with it at all. I'd be like. I would have. We know you don't have a problem with it. I don't have a problem with it. You're not the one with the problem.

I would think about it for sure. I wouldn't be happy but it'd be like, oh man, we did it. Do you remember when our heads were touching? Oh man.

I mean, you did the college life. You shared a bathroom with somebody, right? Yeah. How many times did your dickhead touch the front of the toilet seat

when you sit down? Every time. I don't know. I didn't keep count. I don't even know if that happened. Logan and I came to a realization

in Ohio when we shared a bathroom that we basically had a sword fight anyway. Why is your dick touching the toilet? I make it a... The lid of the seat?

Yeah. You've never... I mean, I've done it but not very often. I try my best and I rub my dick on the toilet. At least once a week. Yeah, at least. Okay, maybe once a week's fair. Or not very often. I try, I try my best to rub my dick on the toilet. At least, you know,

once a week. Yeah. At least. Okay. Maybe once a week. When you're not that much, when you sit down, when you've got good blood flow and you're hanging a little more than usual,

you're like, oops, I touched the tip. Yeah. Tips on the lid. Yeah. Or maybe you're, you know,

watching your little tick tocks about being trained. You get a little, little bricked up and then you hit the under the toilet. That's gross, but it happens, you know, that's fair. So you've touched

wiener heads before, but now this is... Yeah, indirectly. I would do it in a second, easy. I think it depends on the scenario, for sure.

If it was like, she came to me before, like, hey, your dicks are gonna touch, right? Then I'd be like, you know what, maybe I don't wanna do this.

Who in the fuck would say that? I'm just saying, if we're in the moment... No one. No one would say that. That moment would never happen. All I'm saying is, she wants to suck both your dicks at once i'd be like i don't know if i want that but if it happened in the moment i'm not going to be like hey like stop what you're

doing please yeah you're too soft i'm too soft for sure i think i'd be good enough to steer it away from that if i really didn't want it but at the same time in the moment it's almost like anything goes yeah that's how that's what i'm saying you think that moment yeah anything goes right now it's probably happening totally it's totally happening yeah i'm just gonna be sad if it's like if they're lining up next to each other and like my head is like three inches shorter than his and now she's got to like turn her head to my side to get both heads yeah but we we all know how big our dicks are. You know? We've talked about this a lot. Yeah.

I think we'd be pretty good double-headed. I feel like we'd be really compatible. We'd be compatible. We'd be like, oh, this guy's dick is way bigger

than everybody else's. See, and like, that would suck, though. That would suck, for sure. That's what I'm saying. No, yeah, that would suck, for sure. You're literally...

If we're talking about going into, like, a train and, like, with two guys I don't really know, I'd be like, hey... It's fucking me and Matt. How big's your dick? Me and Matt.

Like, straight up. how big's your dick you'd ask I would ask 100% I'm not too embarrassed on the way over could you imagine two random guys you're like the hottest girl

you've ever met and you're like so if he's like you pull down your pants and they're just both fucking just hung and you're just in there like obviously I'm not gonna

have any fun in this she doesn't want any part of me she'll give you a mercy handjob on the side yeah exactly I don not going to have any fun in this. She doesn't want any part of me. She'll give you a mercy handjob on the side. Yeah, exactly. I don't want to be the third person

in this just watching what's going on. You get the butt. You'll be fine. It's not a bad trade. I'm touching nine sometimes. You're going to be like, okay, you know what?

Never mind. I'd be like, I don't know. I don't know. I think I would say no. You think so? I'd get an Uber home. We'd just straight skate. I'd be like, look. like i don't know i don't know i think i would say no you think so i get an uber home if you

straight skate yeah i'd be like look i just had one if you were with two guys you just met you're with teal pants hottest crew you ever met and they're like hey dude like she wants to go back and get trained back at my place it's probably a one-time thing anyway i might as well get mine you know what i mean i might as well get mine we both have nine and she's not yeah You know what I mean? I might as well get mine. We both have nine-inch dicks. She's not going to realize. She's going to realize. She wants to get trained.

She's going to know the difference, but she's not going to be like, hey, can you leave? Any girl that wants to get trained probably cares about how big your dick is. That's fair. I don't know. Maybe it's quantity over quality at that point

if you're trying to get trained. Yeah, quantity and quality. I'm sure they both help. You're getting three dicks. You would like to have three nine-inch dicks if you're trying to get trained. Yeah, quantity and quality. I'm sure they both help. You would like to have three 90s. You're getting three dicks. You're getting two big ones and one average one. I'm cool with that. I'll get mine.

That's fair. No, look, it's just give us some time. If you're not close to the guys either, if it's not like me and Bo are probably nine. I'll never see you. Congrats on your big penis. I'm going to be over here six feet tall. You don't have all three.

I'm six foot tall and I'm good looking. And I'm not ugly. So, sorry, bud. That's fair. Congrats on the huge cock. Yeah. That's a good way to approach it.

Yeah. I'm going to get mine. You're just a confident man. I respect that. I respect that answer. Yeah. It is what it is. What would be the worst crime

that one of us would have to commit for you to like not be friends with us anymore the worst we're just switching up completely the worst crime yeah that's so difficult because i feel like if you killed somebody i would help you cover it up yeah i think so too i would be fucking mad at you for putting me in that position like fuck dude why did you do this yeah it would have to be like yo you really needed my help and I'm like, fuck. Yeah. I gotta help you out with this right now?

Yeah. I don't think murder's the answer. Murder, I'd be down, I'd be down to cover up my friend for. You'd be down to cover it up with him. Yeah. I'd help him try to survive.

To figure it out. Yeah. I would go into like, hey dude, if this goes down and you get caught, you better keep my fucking name out of this, okay? But I'll do whatever I can to like, help make sure you don't get caught look nobody wants to say it i will rape i think if if one of you guys were involved in rape that's fair yeah

fuck okay no yeah no oh okay i thought you were like cool with that oh no i was like god damn like we're just going straight at it no that's I think that's the one that's I almost just like contemplate our friendship

right now I was like holy shit is that where we're at I was like holy fuck I don't like you guys that much

oh no yeah if that was like a thing I'd be like yeah I don't know how difficult would that be if like

an accusation came out against one of us and we're just like dude i didn't like that's not what happened i mean i would believe i would believe you guys over pretty much anybody right that's what you came up to me was like hey i didn't do this i'd be like i believe you i would definitely look into it though you guys would do it either so i'd be like yeah i believe you i would look into it myself for sure i wouldn't just take your word for it that's tough i'd have would look into it myself for sure. I wouldn't just take your word for it. That's tough, right?

I'd have to look into it. Okay, so take rape out of it because that one's bad. Well, yeah. You said that's it. I know. The worst, I think that would probably be it. Stealing, no big deal. There's not much that I would...

What if I got a DUI and I killed a whole family? How do I help with that? What kind of family? You don't have to help me, but are we still friends? Yeah, I'm just not hanging out with you that much. The difference between

rape and DUI is like, rape is like, you went out of your way. You knew what you were doing. Yeah. DUI, you kind of knew

what you were doing, but it's not like you went out of your way to go kill a family. Right, right, right. The deaths were an accident. Yeah, you didn't mean to do it.

Right. Uh-huh. That's why I don't want to take rape, because rape's too intentional. Like, rape's like... Well, yeah, it's intentional. You knew what you were doing. You're fucking weird. If anything's like an's why I don't want to take rap. Because rape's too intentional. Like, rape's like... Well, yeah, it's intentional.

You know what you're doing. You're fucking weird. If anything's like an accident, I don't... If it's an accident... Forgiveness is strong. Like, you know what? That's my boy.

Yeah. I feel the same way. We touch dickheads, you know? So what's one murder? What's four people? Four random people. Fuck. That's terrible,

but I think I would still be like, I don't know. I'm like, damn dude, you fucked up. Oh man, how are we going to get through this? Me and you.

Is there anything below rape? Like, is there anything that's like, no, not as bad that you wouldn't talk to your friend for? Or like, you would just be like, yeah, I can't,

I can't be friends with you anymore. In terms of morals or like getting involved in it? Getting involved in it. Getting involved in it, I would, like if you guys got caught up in like some like money laundering or like other shit, I probably would just keep my distance so I don't get involved. I'd still be like your friend. I feel like if it was like a direct, like you made this decision, you knew what you were getting into, and you fucked up, it's like, hey, don't bring me into it now. That's not, it yeah that's not i don't hate you you're a bad friend if you try that's fair that is fair

yeah okay but shit where i'm like i'm blocking you on everything so i don't want anything to do with it i think we don't have to keep saying it yeah i don't think anything other than that what was it no we honestly it's just like uncomfortable to talk about yeah i don't like it is it we're also what were we talking about right before we started this where you were like if you hit somebody on the side oh that's a good one so if um which is that's another dilemma what would you guys do so if you're driving to like reno like just just back road like nobody's on quiet highway yeah quiet highway you check your phone you're changing a song. You got a DM on Instagram something.

Check your phone, and you accidentally go under the shoulder, and you hit a fucking hitchhiker. Just some guy walking. Boom. You get out your car. You're like, oh, my God. I just fucking hit somebody. You know, he's dead.

You get out of your car, and you walk up to him. You fucking check his pulse. You think he's dead. He could be or he couldn't be. You're not a fucking doctor, but you think, oh, man. You're like, no, this guy's dead for sure. Or like he's like, right. He's like, it's really bad.

Like he's like, you think that guy's gonna die. That'd be even worse. We didn't even talk about that. Let's put it there. If he was still breathing a little bit. Let's put it there. Like this guy is like really close to dying. Let's do that one

because that one's even worse. If he's alive, I'm calling help and I'm staying there, I think. I think if he's breathing i'm calling help and i'm staying there i think i think if he's breathing i have to have to call someone if he's not i might skate out so if he dies if he if he dies while you're standing there with him like that's such a and then i just like did i already make the call no no no you're still sitting here in shock like holy fuck i just i just hit this guy damn like it happens like within 30 seconds we get out of your car and you're checking on him and then he's

and then you look around you're like and you like it's an empty road both sides you can get you could do the fucking illegal u-turn and head the other way or you can keep going wherever you're going just drag his body a little farther out you know throw him in the bushes whatever i wouldn't even do that would you would you just keep driving or would you call the cops man I want to say I would call the cops I probably would

I want to say in the moment I would call the cops and I'd make up an excuse and be like I don't know what this guy was doing on the freeway like I didn't see him

like I wouldn't say that he came out on the road ran in front of me yeah this dude wanted to die you hit him on the shoulder

and like, I don't know if they could prove that. Yeah. What if he's still alive? If he survives? I'll do it myself. I'll finish it. You would call the cops?

Yeah, I think so. What would you do? Because the way you're looking at me, you're like, that's like in the moment. That's why he's asking that question if we'd still be friends with him you kill somebody with your car

on the shoulder on the way to Reno why do you think my fucking fender's so loose that is true no your car would be fucked no that's what I'm saying what if it wasn't though like just somehow miraculously

like they like you just took their legs out from under then they rolled off the top and they broke their fucking neck so you're saying there's like no way to trace this is a moral question yes there's no way to trace you. This is a moral question. Yes. Yes, there's no way to trace you.

I'm probably calling somebody regardless. I think I'm going to call somebody and just kind of make up a story. I'd like to just leave and just bury the guilt and hopefully I can get over it, which I probably think I could, but I don't think I would. Do you think you could?

Yeah, I do. You think you could go your whole life without ever telling anybody? Mm-hmm. I honestly think so too, which makes me feel like a piece of shit sometimes. You think you can go your whole life without ever bringing that up? I think so. Even of shit sometimes. You think you can go your whole life without ever like

bringing that up? I think so. Even bringing it up, I think I can go my whole life and be like okay with it. So, because like it wouldn't, I feel like the first

two weeks to a month to like three months would be really bad because you're just like, fuck. Yeah, I killed somebody. No,

no, not even that. Oh, and you're like, are they going to find me? Yeah, you're like looking out your window like,

holy fuck. Are they going to come? Yeah. Logan will worry about getting caught. Yeah. Fuck, I killed somebody. So, you you're like, are they going to find me? Yeah, you're like looking out your window like, holy fuck. Are they going to come? Yeah. Logan will worry about getting caught other than, fuck, I killed somebody. So you're running 100%. You're out. You're fucking gone.

No, man. Okay, if it was like a, hey, either like you can leave and you're going to get out like skate free, you're just going to have that on you, or it's like, that's what I'm painting. You're going to go to prison

or like you're going to get caught for manslaughter, then I'd probably leave. That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying you're going to. I'd probably leave. That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying you're going to. I think I would. That's what I'm talking about. It's like it's legit like no, like for some reason today of all days, you can see like you're on the top of a hill and it's flat on both sides.

And you can see for 100 miles each way. No one's there. Your car is perfect. The only reason I would call is like obviously if he's still alive. Right. But if he's dead. But if he's dead, it's perfect. The only reason I would call is like, obviously if he's still alive. Right. But if he's dead. But if he's dead, it's like,

and I knew I'm like, oh shit, I'm going to go to prison for this. Like, that's what I'm talking about. Just drive off. Oh, if there's a risk of me getting in trouble, I'm fucking gone.

A hundred percent. If he's already dead. Yeah. There's no reason for me to stay. Okay. That's different. It's fucked up. Maybe we're all fucked up.

You tell me all the time how you think I don't actually have like feelings or emotions so it's like is that a man thing or is that just not a man thing that's it because i feel the same way sometimes i feel like damn i'm like i should be sad about this but i'm not at all he asked me in ohio if i feel anything like i mean i feel like like a couple he's like dude like do you ever feel anything i mean honestly i know how to answer it i don't know hey no like i really was like i was trying to figure it? Honestly, I don't know how to answer it. I don't know. No, I really was trying to figure it out because I don't know if he does. I don't know if I do either. I think we're the same on that.

It's kind of scary. I think I would totally be okay with leaving that there. I would feel bad, but I don't think it would affect my daily life at all. I'd be like, oh, man, that shit happened. It's probably not on me anyway. He would find a way. I would totally be able to. That's true though. That's,

is that you? Drew legit could figure out any way to make it not his fault. And that's like a real thing you have. You legit, no matter what, I've got a talent. He could miss the game winning shot. And he's like,

no, dude, what the fuck was that? That was such a bad pass. Yeah, what kind of pass is that? Bad pass, bad result. That's true. So could you do that, though?

I think I could. You think you could swallow that? Not on his level. Bo lives in my shadow. So he would do like a 60% rendition. I want to do anything to be like him. So yeah, I think I could. It's true.

I wonder if I would become like an alcoholic or some shit. To cope? Yeah. I don't think alcohol would be your first choice. You get straight into the hard shit. I go to heroin. Yeah. I always wanted to try this.

Yeah. Might as well. Yeah. I mean, if it's some dude you don't know, it's like, I don't even know this guy. I don't know.

That's why he was like, he shouldn't have been out in the road. Yeah. I would convince myself that. What the fuck is he doing on the highway? Yeah. He's like, this guy's a piece of shit. Obviously, he's out here for something.

You know, he's a bad guy. He might have just killed someone out there. Hey, world, you're welcome. I did it for you. I think if it was legit, like, no one would ever know. Yeah. I'd probably leave. Yeah.

I think we're. Yeah. If there's, like like if i call somebody and i'm like now getting questioned yeah see ya sorry man you call no that's too late you already know he's like those are the options like if i call somebody and like they show up and like well how did this happen you know whatever but if it was like if i could play it to where you know this guy ran out in front of no yeah you'd be. You'd be like, oh, like, I don't know what he's doing. I'm probably going to call anyway.

If he's still alive, then you're for sure going to hell. If there's a hell. Oh, yeah. That is tough. Yeah. If you leave. Yeah. Yeah.

Honestly, him being alive would be worst case scenario. That's worst case scenario. Because you feel like you have to call somebody, but then he's going to be like, oh, dude, I was just walking on the side of the road. I was just chilling with my thumb out trying to get a ride. Obviously, no, he wasn't. This guy was on his phone. Yeah. You're like, oh, dude, I was just walking on the side of the road. I was just chilling with my thumb out trying to get a ride. Obviously, no, he wasn't. This guy was on his phone. Yeah.

You're like, oh, fuck. It's tough. If he's fighting for life and I like, man, if I was like severely at fault. I don't know. Yeah, I might throw him like a head kick or two. No, you would not. Just to see. No shot you would do that.

How about this? How about this? No shot. You're completely at fault You like drifted into the And like You know what I'm talking about Yeah

The little gutter area The road bumps Yeah You like You went into the gutter area For two seconds On the whole trip Hit a biker

And it's completely your fault You hit a fucking bicyclist Oh yeah That's more realistic Yes I'm out You're leaving. Is he alive? Actually, it doesn't matter.

The bike one is harder. I think I'm gone. The whole point is like you are completely at fault. That's the whole point. Yeah. I think I'm gone. That's so hard. I want to believe I would stay. I don't think I would. I don't know. In the moment, I'm like, oh fuck, this is going to be

like, I'm going to go to prison for the rest of my life. Does he look like an asshole? He looks like a guy who bikes. Yeah, I'm leaving. I think so. I think I'm out. It's his fault. Is he dead? Is he close to dying? He's dead. Fuck, my legs are broken.

You really... This guy's not conscious. But there's a chance he survives. I don't care. They'll never find me. If he's unconscious, he's not getting my play This guy's not a conscious, but there's a chance he survives. I don't care. They'll never find me. If he's unconscious, he's not getting my plays. Not getting anything.

He got hit from behind. If he's in a bike lane. He definitely. All right. PC dude, I'm out. Bye. Yeah. Easy choice.

That's good. I'm glad we're all on the same page. Yeah. That doesn't bother me. Would you, How would it feel if I told you that I did that? I don't know. What would you do with that?

It would be like, oh shit. Why do you have to cut it out? To be honest. Not that I have, but how do you think that would affect? I don't think it would affect

my friendship whatsoever. If Drew came and he's like, dude, what the fuck? Two years ago when I came and visited you, I killed someone. And you're like, dude, like, like, what the fuck? Two years ago when I came and visited you, I killed someone. And you're like,

what? And then he tells you the whole story. I honestly don't think I would care that much. Yeah, I don't. I'd be like,

oh, shit. I'd be like, damn, you're kind of a piece of shit. Yeah. I'd probably do the same thing. Now we're even tighter of boys.

Yeah. I think so too. Fuck. Man. That's what you call friendship though. That's friendship right there. Or a gang. Yeah. Yeah. I think so too. Fuck. Man. That's, that's what you call friendship though. That's friendship or a gang. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you know, someone who's done something similar to that. I don't know what you're talking about. A hit and run. Tony. Oh yeah. Okay. We were just throwing out names here. Yeah. Tony Talley. Yeah. I don't know who

that is. Yeah. I mean, it's a long time ago though right yeah what do you do you killed a couple people didn't he hit someone on the side of the road yeah he put him through a pest control business window that says like we kill them all and he thought it was so funny okay it's a lot different when you are actively trying to kill somebody if you like went out of your way to hit somebody i'd be like dude i like what the fuck man you accidentally killed somebody the side of the road, it's like, you made a mistake.

You know, we can still be friends. But do you think I would ever paint it as not a mistake? I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. Look, you don't have to tell me the truth.

At least I can believe that it was a mistake. Yeah. We can still be friends. What happened with the one you're talking about? I don't think that was much of a mistake.

So what happened? He's just walking on the side of the road and, you know, ran a nice steel car from the 60s right through him into a window. On purpose? I think so, from my understanding.

Yeah, fuck that guy. How did you feel when you heard that story? Things were different, you know? RIP, I guess. Things were different? I mean, realistically, what am I going to do? I wasn't even fucking alive yet. It's like, oh, it's a weird story, but I've never heard it before.

It's kind of cool, I guess. How awful is it that that was someone, that was a real person? You can't think of it like that. You can't think of it like that. You know, they got a family. You know, look. I'd refuse.

I'm trying to think of like who he's... That guy was a lone wolf that was one person who was born just one started a family line and the end of it all in one day

yeah I don't I don't think too hard about it you can't I don't care about it it's like same thing as war you know what I mean

that's true that guy had a family too that guy had a family too you know just different motive oh well I'm leaving that dude on the side of the road if he's a bicyclist,

and then I hit him. I'm out. Yeah, me too. That's fair. No, we're all in agreement on that. Maybe we're shitty people. I don't fucking know. It's whatever.

It is what it is. I think most people think that way. Even if you are disagreeing with this, I think if... You understand our side. Yeah. Yeah, I think so too. our side. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I think so. I think so. If somebody disagrees, they're just like the type of person that like, you know what sucks? I just want to disagree to make it seem like they're good people. Like, don't fucking lie.

I want to know if my dad like would do the same. Cause he's a cop. No, just like as a, as a human. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you about that one. Yeah, I don't know what I mean. I don't know what to tell you about that one.

Like, I wonder, like, I want to know like more about like that shit of like the people that you like think you know. A lot of these things are like you wouldn't know until it actually happened. And then you see like who somebody is in that moment. It's really easy to say what you would do or what I like. Oh, yeah, of course I would call the cops. Of course I would do this. Yeah. And that's what most people would say. Right.

Would they actually do it when it comes down to like, holy fuck. Like, I just killed this guy. And they're like, going through all the scenarios in their head,

like, oh shit. Never gonna see my kids again. You have two minutes to figure it out. Like, my wife's waiting for me at home, my kids.

Yeah. I just killed this guy in my, and he bikes, obviously. I'm gonna drive off. He's in a spandex suit. Fuck this guy. Yeah and he bikes obviously I'm gonna drive off he's in a spandex suit fuck this guy

yeah exactly I'm out easy how crazy would it be if it came back as like Michael Phelps or some shit somebody important

like I said this has to be like a scenario where you're in the middle of fucking nowhere no I know nobody sees Michael Phelps

is not gonna be biking on the way to fucking Reno how funny would it be if it was like just happened to be fucking someone like i'm not going to find out no yeah i'm driving off and i don't want to know who that was i'm not going to look okay you killed the president of the united states but on a bike have you guys have you guys they're gonna retrace like okay who was who was at this stop beforehand okay this is the only car that's possible honestly i feel like they could they could retrace this i think so too but like for

sure the last town you're in it's like okay this is the last time i'm out i'm turning home i'm making that u-turn i'm going home they back oh i never left that's what i thought okay i don't want a good question i feel like what we're trying to keep this at like a decent time right because your phone runs out of runs out of battery that at? We're at 52 minutes. Yeah, I feel like we're at a good... Real quick, just last one. Okay. Change it up a little bit.

Would you guys, like, have you... I don't know, I don't think any of us really have, but have you guys ever had sex with like a thicker girl? Not sex, no. Not like...

I've been on top, though. What are we talking about thick? Like, how thick are we talking? He's fat. He wants fat. No, no, no, no. Not like... I've gotten top, though. What are we talking about thick? Like, how thick are we talking about? He's fat. He wants fat for four. No, no, no, no. 160, 180. No, no.

Fat. He's saying fat. I'm not opposed to it as of late. I'm not opposed. So, like... Just give it a shot. You would give it a shot. I would give it a shot.

So, like, if a girl... The problem I have is if I could just tell a woman, like, hey, I don't really like you, but I would have sex with you. Is that cool? If I could somehow like relate that in words without them feeling like, you know. You probably could. You probably could. Then I'd be 100% down.

If I could just go and be like, hey, look, I'm down to fuck you. Is that cool? Yeah, cool. Let's do it. Wouldn't it be great if life was like that? I don't know. Yeah. Why isn't it like that?

Maybe because I just refuse to just be honest. Maybe I just be honest and it would work out in my favor more often. I don't know, yeah. Why isn't it like that? Maybe because I just refuse to just be honest. Maybe I just be honest and it would work out in my favor more often. I don't know. I try to like think about other people's feelings when I do shit.

Remember your gym story? Okay. Remember if that girl was five foot four, 180? She was a little thick. It was good. Bad that she wasn't thick,

she's fat. She was thick, but didn't change. Did anything ever happen after that? No. So you guys literally went on a fucking three dates in a night.

Nothing happened. She falls asleep in your bed. We went on three dates in a night. Wait, what did I? I can't remember. She was in, I don't think she stayed the night the first night, actually. So this was more than one night. Remember we went to the party?

And then she came over. That was that night. Yes. Okay. So she came over to my house the night of the three dates, whatever. And then she came over again. Because I was like, night we gotta have sex now right no way she says no now right yeah and then we're just because of the implication yes and then we were like kissing a little bit and she pulled away and i'm just like oh okay i guess she doesn't you know i'm not gonna

force anything have you seen this girl at the gym since like two times okay okay the one time i saw her i didn't want to be an asshole and like i was gonna go say hi and talk to her the one time that it was like an opportunity for me to say hi yeah this man is on the next machine right next to her and i'm like i'm not about to go have this conversation i wouldn't even look to you that's a fucking lie did you know that this was the girl yes i told him yeah 100 i tell him everything percent when it happened i literally immediately was like we were i was talking to this girl at the gym about it i was like oh like it's weird that like random that the one day that i'm here without my friend is like the one day like we kind of like

talked because she would have never came up to me if andrew's with yeah you lucked out you know we go there all the time right and she's like oh like we're talking she's like are you gonna tell him i was like oh i'm gonna face him like right now as i'm going back to my car like i'm definitely gonna tell him yeah so he knew the whole story immediately i was texting him too i was like dude your girl's right next to me why aren't you coming to say what's up i would have loved it dude i would have been over his shoulder so wait so you guys went on two dates the second one wasn't a day she just came over yeah she and nothing happened what happened nothing happened what happened though tell me what the night she came over i was at a party with him

i was a little drunk right she came over you know we're talking obviously she invited herself she just got off work i don't remember what happened she got off work uh restaurant resorts world somewhere in resource world not like the club but somewhere in there okay at a restaurant in there or something so you know we're talking you know i'm trying to escalate the situation a little bit you know i put my hand because he's so horny well yeah i'm drunk yeah i'm drunk so okay we start kissing and it was just like immediately like no it was like immediately like okay like pulling away and i'm just like i did it once and i was like okay like i'll like you know cool off for a little bit see if she comes back yeah tried it again nothing i'm like okay well okay, like pulling away. And I'm just like, I did it once. And I was like, okay, like I'll like, you know,

cool off for a little bit. See if she comes back to it. Tried it again. Nothing. I'm like, okay, well, all right. What a waste. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm like, fuck.

What's your point in this? Yeah, why'd you come over? I don't know if I just give off like the vibe of like, no, like. I really want to know your process. I don't know, man. I wonder if you have a bad process. I have a terrible process. There's only one option that that would happen.

Because I literally can't ever believe, like, that would never happen. It's because he's ugly. He's ugly. That's what it is. No woman is going in my fucking bed if I'm ugly. That's not true. Well, sure.

I'd be okay with being ugly. Maybe her mattress is ass, and she needed, like, a better sleep. So she's like, hey, I can call this ugly boy Bo and I could just sleep for free at his house and he's gonna let me

because he's ugly because he wants to latch on to any woman that'll give him attention and I'm gonna do that. Well, attention is nice. It's nice getting some attention

every now and then especially when you're not getting any. Yeah, that's tough. That's tough. We found out Bo's ugly. Bo's ugly. That sucks.

Honestly, there's a way bigger market for ugly guys now. Yeah, that's tough. It's tough. We found out Bo's ugly. Bo's ugly. That sucks. Honestly, there's a way bigger market for ugly guys now. Yeah, whatever you say, man. Girls like ugly men. Would you guys consider yourselves hot ugly or ugly hot? I don't know what that means. So like ugly,

so like we have like a friend who is, have you guys ever seen Will Ferrell and the other guys? Yeah. How? Oh, fuck. I know exactly what you're saying.

You know Longoria? Like the hot, like, for some reason, every girl is like, yeah, I want to fuck that guy. We have a friend

like that. Literally, for some, and like, not that they're ugly, but it's, they're not like, they're just not attractive.

No, not even that. They're just not like, like, you know, some guys, some guys who are just so hot. He's no Brad Pitt. Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying. But women fucking love them. Yes. We have a friend just like that. Yeah. No, I think I'm the other way. So you think you're, I hope so, but kind of ugly too. Cause I don't think I'm super hot. I don't think I'm super ugly. I think I'm like right in

the middle where women like it. What do you... I feel comfortable with this guy. Where do you think you're at though? Do you think like, oh, like you're jacked, you're ripped? Well, that plays a part.

No, take that away. No, no, no. So that's what I'm saying though. Looks, face, plus that hot, but then he's kind of ugly. Or are you ugly... Because his eyes are too close. Because you're kind of ugly,

that kind of makes you hot. I think I'd be the other way. Like you're you ugly? Because his eyes are too close. Because you're kind of ugly, that kind of makes you hot. I think I'd be the other way. Like, I have like attractive traits. Right. For sure. It's like, oh,

he's attractive. That makes you ugly. Is he the best looking guy I've ever seen? No. Of course not. You're hot ugly. Yeah, I think so.

I think I'm that way too. I wish I was ugly hot. I wish I was like, not attractive, but for some reason. That's because you'd have a huge dick. That's true. That's true. That's so true. That's because you'd have a huge dick. That's true. Oh, that's so true.

That's true. 100%. Oh my God. Yeah. Fuck. That's what it is. That's what it is. I got robbed.

Yeah. Fucking cursed. Cursed with good looks. Should have been like big bro. Yeah. He's ugly. Ugly bro. Yeah.

There it is. Prime example. Tall, big old wiener. Not that cute. But he's got it. He's not that ugly. It's like a weird attraction. Ugly first, but kind of hot.

I'd fuck him for a million dollars. You know what? Okay, I have another one. So let's just say, let's paint a scenario. You go to a restaurant. And you love this restaurant. It's great food. You love hanging out there.

And there's a really, really hot girl. Like super hot girl. And then there's another girl. And she's not as hot as the other one. But has similar features. Like kind of hot too. Like just kind of hot too. But not as hot as the first one.

Do you guys go for the hottest one? or do you go for the second hottest one i'm gonna be honest with you i did not hear i went on my phone to check this message that i got that's rude it was rude i i realized it was fucked up you shouldn't do that i was not invested in the moment and i missed half of the first part and i only caught like the second like half like the not as attractive i kind of just zoned out i'm sorry i don't know what happened yeah i don't yeah i don't know i don't know if i think i was looking straight through your fucking head like i was looking you dead in your face and i wasn't hearing a single word i just want you guys to know that really hurt my feelings i'm so sorry but i was i was looking just like i don't know what happened i just kind of i was trying to listen i promise i promise i wanted

i wanted to hear every word you said i was hoping that he listened to the whole thing so i could get a little background like oh that's what we were talking about yeah now i can like okay i'll say it again okay you mean so much to me i really wanted to hear you but i just i wasn't there that happens to me though all the time i was looking at you and i was like this i'm i was looking i was nodding i was like yeah i know what you're saying i gave him no attention and then you and then the sentence came to an end with like a question tone and i froze yeah you're like oh fuck i was like oh my god what did you look at me and i was like oh you guys want me to go honestly yeah you just want

me to i mean honestly yeah i i think it's about that time i'm out of whiskey you know let me ask you one more time because this is like something serious uh-huh and it's a question like okay let's end it on this so you go into a restaurant okay that you go to all the time not that you guys do that but like let's just say you do okay i got in my regular place you have a regular spot you have to go to you want to like learn spanish there just it's a chill spot for you it's like a safe place yeah okay we're we need to look yeah okay you know what i'm saying though restaurant you want to learn spanish just place go like a place you go to to do like whatever like whenever you're killing hours in the day no we get it we get it we get it okay you're a regular there they know you we got that we got that right so there's a really really hot

girl really hot girl that like there's a really hot girl right okay and then there's another girl who's like kind of hot she's not as hot as the first one though okay but like they both have like similar things going on okay they're both neither... If you end up with either of them, you're like, oh man, I'm not mad at it. Do you go for the really hot one or do you go for the second hottest one? Second. I mean, I'm not talking to either of them.

No, but I know. Yeah, duh. I'm not going up to her. If you had... The second hot one will probably come talk to me and that's the one I'm stuck with. Okay. And that's the one I'm going to be cool with.

Because you know why? More likely to succeed. more likely to succeed more likely to succeed the other thing for me they've got something to prove well that that ties oh have you ever fucked a woman that's a little bigger they got something to prove that's true this maybe there's just that little bit of an element of that i could see that i'm going second hottest you're going second hottest. I think if I had the choice, I would take the hottest probably.

To me, if I'm like, I find her way more. Yeah, but you gotta remember now that you know, you're ugly. That's okay. That's working in my favor. You're still going hottest?

That's working in my favor. Yeah. Well, this is the thing though. So this is like why I ask is because you don't really know either, right? Okay. But if you choose

the hottest one and they say no, then the second one's out. Yeah, she's out. Yeah, she's out the game. But if you choose the hottest one and they say no, then the second one's out. Yeah, she's out. Yeah, she's out of the game. But if you choose the second hottest one, you have a better chance because it's the second hottest one. Women like what other women have.

Do you think it would work better in your favor to go to the second hottest one, get denied, and then go to the hotter one and be like, no, no, I don't think so. Either way, you're going to lose. Get the second hottest one, win. Now the hottest one is like, yo, what the fuck?

Why does she have what made him go to her and not go to her but then you turn it around on the hottest one and she's like damn am i am i not the hot one here i'm the second choice it's it what it really is is a flip of a coin where it's like hey you land 50 50 right yeah but if it's a yes or no if the second house one says yes the first hottest one could have said yes too but you chose the second house one because yes, the first hottest one could have said yes too, but you chose the second hottest one because it was a little bit safer. Yeah. Do you take,

that's what I'm saying. I'm a safe kind of guy, unfortunately. I wish I wasn't. I wish I wasn't. I need to hire ROI. Yeah. Fuck.

Yeah, me too. I wish I wasn't that safe guy. You know what, let me take the easy play here. I'm going to take an easier route because the first one's a little too intimidating. A little less stressful on me. If the first one says no,

then I'm out two, I'm shot down twice. Yeah. Maybe I have a 60-40 chance versus a 50-50 chance. Those numbers just are a little bit better in my odds.

Yeah, I'm taking better odds. Yeah, me too. This is like a one night thing. Who knows? Who knows where it goes? Yeah. You're ugly, so. Yeah.

We get, I mean, I think you've said that a lot. Have you ever had a girlfriend? Never like a real girlfriend. Are you? Ever like, you never dated someone? Have you ever like been cared about? Yes, all the time.

Well, not us, but like a woman. Like a woman. I mean, I would like to think that they cared about me. I don't know. You might be unlovable. Which, I told you that. I feel like I'm unlovable for sure. I'm not going to do it.

No, no, no, no, no. I feel like I'm incapable of loving. It I feel like I'm unlovable for sure. I'm not going to do it. No, no, no, no, no. I feel like I'm incapable of loving. It's not that I'm unlovable, which maybe is me lying to myself. I think you're just optimistic. Why do you think you're incapable of loving? Because every woman I talk to, I just don't really care about whatsoever. That's crazy. Yeah.

I don't know. Sounds like a womanizer to me. I don't know. It's not that I like don't try to treat them well or like don't give them a chance. I just talk to them like, yeah, I don't know. It's not that I like don't try to treat them well or like don't give them a chance. I just talk to them like, I don't really care about being around you. I don't know when

that will change for you. I don't either. I don't, because I really, He's almost 40. He's almost 45 years old. So it's like, he's getting older.

How much time does he have left? I don't have much time. So it's like, I want to find a good woman. Yeah. I want to. But you've never, what do you want want me to do you want me to just fall in love with i i've talked to like a few guys are like dude you just need to like find one and like even if she's not like somebody you really like just give her the chance like give her a couple months of time right

but i don't want to do that and the thing is like i don't i i maybe i have this like false sense of like what it means to like find a woman i just have this like ideal don't i i maybe i have this like false sense of like what it means to like find a woman i just have this like ideal of like oh i'm gonna find this woman i'm gonna fall in love she's gonna be the only woman i ever want to look at that's not time with maybe it's not real that's no i'm telling you right now that is not real so maybe i just need to hit up this gym girl again like hey look i'm sorry i apologize for the way i acted i just wasn't thinking straight i was going through a lot. I would really appreciate you. Do you think that's real?

What Bo said? Before that. The ideal finding somebody that you're going to look at for the rest of your life. Damn. No. I mean, for me, I don't even know if I know what love actually is. But you also say I don't feel anything. So maybe that ties into it.

I have no idea. I think everything you have to work for it. You know what mean like you're gonna just be like oh my god you said perfect we're in love i love this and it just goes from there on that will literally never that's what i'm thinking the more i talk to like older people and they talk about their like their wives and it's like oh dude you just got to find somebody you could put up with and i'm like that's what it is what yeah someone is this real someone Someone that you don't. You just like. Killed in the middle of the night. Yeah, exactly. That's it.

Someone who like doesn't make you so upset. I think I just have a false idea of like what like a woman should be. I really. Maybe that's it. Maybe I just need to open myself up a little bit. Yeah. Because I genuinely believe this is like a real hypothesis. If you don't change, you will die alone.

I'm honestly not that opposed no nothing whatsoever it's fine but like you legit will go your whole life without ever actually dating someone which is fucking insane yeah if you don't change anything from today and you live the next 40 years the exact same way you've been living today it'll be 85 with nobody. I don't know if I want to be 85 and alone. You're on your way. Because it's literally just like finding someone that... I feel like at some point

I'm going to have enough money to pay for a wife. So it's like, I'll be good. She'll leave you. No, she won't leave me. I would leave you. You're too ugly for that.

You know? It sucks. It is what it is, man. I feel like being ugly is not a bad thing nowadays new challenge because boat didn't follow through with the yeah he doesn't try to be by at all you guys need to put me on my shit that is like a very honest like a good point i really just need to be more open and give give things a shot because i'm like the quickest person to find one thing wrong and be like oh no like i need to like i need to get out of this and i need to use that to my

advantage to get out of this because i turn shit to use that to my advantage to get out of this. Because I turn shit around on women way too much. You're looking for a reason not to do it instead of a reason to do it. 100%. So it's like, but like... He's a pessimist. Is that what it is? Yeah, he's too negative.

Which I understand. I don't know if it's that. It could be part of that for sure. It's much easier to find something wrong to go away from it than to be like, oh, you know, this is kind of cool. To try to work to, yeah.

Oh, they sleep with their mouth open. I'm out. Yeah, true. Her breath wasn't the best. It's going to be that easy, though, forever. Every single person in the fucking world will be that easy. I just thought it would be like, okay, her breath is bad, but man, I really like this girl, so it's okay. I'll put up with it.

It wasn't like that for me. It was like, yo, her breath is bad. I want to kick her out right now. When you start talking to a girl, not that you talk to a lot of girls i know but i know i know he's had 40 years on the run i know he doesn't talk to a lot of girls he's only been in it for like four years but i've talked to a few two or three okay most okay day at a time so it's not a lot but do you look for a reason to like them? No. Nope. Do you try to find any reason why they're, they're great? I want to say that I don't try to find a reason to not like them, but I do. I definitely do. So that's what it is. Because if you, if you look for that,

you will literally, it's so easy. It's so easy to be like, like I said, I just, to myself, I would, I thought that, Oh, even if I found something I didn't like, it's going to be like, if it's so easy it's so easy to be like like i said i just to myself i would i thought that oh even if i found something i didn't like it's gonna be like if it's with somebody i genuinely like so we care about right it won't matter to me but you don't give it time to care about them it's a problem true to truly care about them because like drew's unbearable you think so unbearable but you care about them you know right but i just care about me an awful lot cares about you a lot and he's un-fucking-bearable i'm the best but you gave him time you know there's a lot of time there that is a lot of time our relationship took some time to develop for sure so there it is so what next girl i find i just got to give a chance not even next

girl but just when you talk to someone i think i'm becoming look for that instead of the other way i talked about like you would like me we had that conversation i just need to be more open yeah and more willing to like give a give women a chance which you know maybe i'll get there that's a good idea i'll die alone in 40 years at 85 and yeah that's where I'll be 20 years yeah 20 years at 85 especially fucking old ass bitch you look good though

shit well yeah I mean I'm I'm thirsty I think we need to end this before Bo dies on us yeah his old ass

I'm aging by the fucking minute bro yeah it's terrible and uh I guess I'm starting to get these forehead wrinkles now it's tough

yeah I can see them you look worried all the time I'm always stressed, man. It's okay. It's almost over. What do you want to tell the listeners? We'll kind of,

we'll just see you next time. You know, look forward to us. Yeah, hopefully more often. Hopefully we can just get some more episodes out. See what you guys think. We like to interact with them a little more.

Yeah. Get some feedback and maybe some questions. Yeah, let us know. I don't know if these are too long or these are too short. We're going to start an Instagram page. We should.

We're going to follow the six people who listen other than ourselves. That's right. Is it going to be on private? No, no. It's going to be too short. We're going to start an Instagram page. We should. We're going to follow the six people who listen other than ourselves. That's right. Is it going to be on private? No, no. It's going to be open. But we're going to start our own page.

I want to know who it is so they can get all the gift baskets. Interact with the page so we can get a little bit better feedback. Okay. Yes. That sounds good. I agree.

All right. Sounds good to me. It's a good spot to end. Yeah. We'll see you guys next time. Close it out. We're closing. We're closing.

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