Who Knows? Who Cares. - How to Itch your Balls.

Episode Date: November 8, 2023

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It's warm. I get it. It's warm down there. It's comfortable. You feel safe. It's still like a, like, it's still like when I used to take a nap as soon as you put it like right there. Oh, you knock out.

Yeah. Yeah. You just sort of get your hand in your pants. Still. Back at home. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think there's, there's types of itches for me.

Like if you're, if your underwear is like riding up into your like bald thigh crease, you can kind of just get away with pulling your underwear out and it'll fix it. Yeah. Then there's something that just won't go away. You got a pinch and rub. You got to do something. Yeah. It's the preferred method. Yeah.

Because otherwise it's. I've got a point where I don't care. So I'll do it. But like, you know, when you're in school or something or and you're trying to like go around and fix it I'd go in my pocket I would go in my pocket and I would like just move stuff around in my pocket which is always my nuts that's how you don't shit your pants but you shit into your pants Wait a second, you're a bitch. I'm like, oh, are you wet right now? You know what Mo said? Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing?

No, you're not. No, I'm just trying to get out of here. I'm mad we're doing this at 9 o'clock. I wanted to be target 8. And we're back! We can talk about it, dude what that's why we're here yeah you're an event a little bit you have some things going on in your life where you want to talk about it's fine you just don't seem like the usual logan right right now you look i would not get something like upset over something this little i just want to go golf

why would you not want to be anywhere but here right now right you see what's going on lately this is your home that's true there's so much this is what like you but this is your safe space this is where you have fun you can relax you can forget about all the other shit you're not safer anywhere but here literally dude true you're not as happiest happier you're not as happy as when you're here with us you know that you know what i mean yeah it's okay we're gonna figure it out when you're here with us. You know that. You know what I mean? You just feature it so true. Yeah. It's okay, dude. We're going to figure it out, man.

Life's going to get better. It's not that bad. All right. You know? Thank you, guys. Just manifest it, man. Manifest it, dude. I should manifest it.

Life is suffering. You guys are right. Life is suffering. I just need to manifest it. Okay. Yeah. You'll be okay, buddy. All all right let's get this going huh this guy's sad we're gonna work through it i don't know what's going on we're gonna turn

his round upside down we could talk about your week this week you had a good week right we could relive your happy moments this week me yeah you had a good week right i had a great week we can recap i don't know if i don't know i about that. Bo made out with one of her friends' sisters. Dude, relax. Went to a party. Is that the party that Bo... Just made out. Let me clarify. I am still honoring the deal that I made with myself.

Nothing sexual. Well, I remember years ago, somebody said that I would never kiss my friend's sister. And it seems like... We're not friends. We were friends in high school. I haven't talked to the kid in years. Oh, okay.

Which I don't know if that's disposed of too much information. He's just a kid now, too, because he made out with his sister. Right. Now you own him. Yes. A little brother. Yeah. Me and your sister are talking.

Get out. That's right. I'm going to be your stepbrother soon. Yeah. I think he would honestly like for me to be his stepbrother, so I don't think... I guess he'd be in-law, not step. I would rather be step step bro soon. Yeah. I think he would honestly like for me to be his step brother. So I don't think. I guess he'd be in-law, not step. I would rather be step brother.

Yeah. You could fuck him too then if you're step. He's into it. We went to a party. You're just going to throw me out. Went to a party. We went to a party. It was fun.

It was Halloween. So we went to a party. Halloween party. We had a lot of fun. It was very. So Logan prefaced it by saying, hey, look, I don't know what to expect. Don't expect a lot. And we walk in this house and it's literally like they prepared for two weeks.

They decorated the whole house, like the wallpaper. They like, I don't even know how to explain it. It was insane. So like they, they legit made every single part of the house like a fairy tale, wonderland, dark, smoky, those dungeon rooms and fucking like it was super crazy cardboard paper throughout the whole hallway so it looked like boulders and you're walking through a cave to get into other rooms i've seen some of these before online it was sick yeah um my old was like black lights everywhere yeah black lights okay they had djs there was a

dj smoking a cigarette in the house but there was like multiple djs they had like a lineup yeah did you smoke in the house or just a dj no just a dj but that's okay it was the djs i didn't i didn't there was also like a couple hundred people there yeah like it was a dj getting bitches or two or three hundred people in like a 1200 square foot it was insane yeah it was wild it was fucking nuts like every single part of this entire place was fucking jam-packed. Did it get shut down? No.

No. Somehow. I don't know. It was in a downtown kind of bad area, so people probably just didn't give a fuck. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It was cool. Was it DJ Gettin' Honeys?

No, no. It wasn't that kind of DJ. It was, like, local people who have good music taste. Oh, okay, okay. This is Logan's downtown friend group. He got invited and the whole downtown group was just shut down. They would just press play on a Spotify. No, there were some decent DJs. Yeah, no, it was good.

There was one playing Spanish music and we were all in the dance where we were just having a good time. Nice. I was saying my old shorty and my new shorty are BFFs now, so that's cool. They were hanging out the whole time. They were hanging out, kicking it off. They're going to be one shorty now. Two peas in a pod.

I don't know, dude. Weird. You handled it well. You know, we just did our thing, had fun. Yeah.

So it was pretty, it was pretty cool. Yeah. Me, I stayed out of trouble, just hung out, you know, kind of did my own thing.

Yeah. Yeah. So how was like the, what about the kiss it wasn't bad it was good we had like a good little like back and forth going carter me yeah was was it was it still working you get bricked up yeah it still works thank you nice it's been a while since i've she touched it at all no no do you want her to? No I doubt I doubt she didn't touch it I bet she touched it

No I think I walked To you on To tell you to unlock your car And you was right Like I just caught you Like right after And I was like

Logan you're like Oh you were up to I used my unlock Your car I gotta go I'll be gone Don't worry about it You did Yeah

Was she on Was she on him or were they like sitting side by side she was cool she's a cool girl nice girl she just wouldn't

leave me alone I showed up immediately she like came to me and I thought she had a boyfriend so I was just like

you know creating conversation I was like oh how's your and I literally brought up I was like oh how's your boyfriend and she's like

oh I don't have a boyfriend I'm like oh shit I set myself up for? And he's, she's like, oh, I don't have a, I don't have a boyfriend. I'm like, oh shit, I set myself up for that one. He must be out of town. Persistence is key. Set myself up for that one. So then we're like talking, you know,

okay, whatever. Then I leave, we go do some stuff. She just ends up there. I'm like, oh, hey,

what's up? She had like a little gun. She just pointed at me the whole time doing this. I'm like, oh. She got me again. Oh no, I'm dead again.

Persistence is key probably not even over exaggerating probably like five six times this happened she's like aren't you like out of bullets bitch trey was just like dude this girl is not leaving you alone so by the end i'm like you know what i'm just gonna fine i'll do it i'm gonna accept my fate uh-huh she worked for it she deserves this right you have to reward good work ethic the issue is work so she told her friend so like i was talking with her friend for a little bit it's a friend hotter drove her no her friend drove her there and then her friend's like oh i'm gonna leave and i looked at her i'm like well how are you gonna get home and she kind of just looked at

me like what do you mean you're not gonna take And I was like, well, I brought all them here. I have to take them home, which was a lot. I didn't bring them here. But I didn't want to put myself in that position. So even though I was that drunk, I still was making, you know, a very conscious decision. That's good. Look, this isn't what I need to do. But it was tough. And then we all decided to leave.

And I'm like, oh, you're good. Can you get home? Like, you're going to be good. You were just hoping that she was like, no, please take me. And I'm like, all right, we got to go. And then they're all like trying to leave. I'm like, we need to're good? Can you get home? Like, you're going to be good? You were just hoping that she was like, no, please take me. Okay. And I'm like, all right, we got to go. And then they're all like trying to leave. I'm like, we need to leave together as a unit until we get out. Right.

And we can go. And then I ran to my car. How would you rate the party? Nine out of 10. Yeah. I'd say like, obviously, giving it a 10 out of 10 is a little unfair. There's always room for improvement. Right.

Maybe like eight and a half, nine. It was way more than I expected. If you sealed the deal, it would be 10 out of 10. Maybe some bathroom neck. It might have been a little better. Was there anyone else there you had your eye on? There could have been. There was a lot of people there.

I was drunk, dude. I drank a lot. There was a girl. I feel like I talked to a girl. She came up to me. I don't remember. I walked past two or three girls where they were just staring. I was just walking and I looked and then I saw them again.

They were just still looking and I was like, oh, fuck, dude, I got you. Are you sure they weren't part of the party decorations? They're like mannequins? No. I got it. I felt good, yeah. I had a Zoro mask on so i had a mask and then i covered my top of my head too so like you couldn't see anything but like my jaw and my fate like you you're probably looking hot then but i had my sleeves cut off so they knew

did you have to stretch the mask to fit your like wide set eyes no it was like i didn't stand too close to barely got it so i look good yeah were Were you guys shirtless? No, we both had our sleeves cut off, but we weren't standing next to each other just to protect myself. Yeah. But, no, I was on point. This one, I was thinking about it. I was super fucked up, and these people, I don't know what they were. They came up to me, though, in the bathroom.

And they were like, oh, my God, I love your outfit. And I was like, oh, really? Thanks. they're like oh my god I love your outfit and I was like oh really thanks now what like I don't know what they wanted what the transaction was but I could tell they were disappointed I did have something in my hand that maybe they were into as well you know I couldn't I couldn't tell

enough to go around I don't know I had plenty but not for you not for you. Not for you. That's good. What was like the age group for this party? 21 to 30. No, yeah, it was like 21 to 30. It was like pretty spread out.

Too many old people? Yeah. It was like old people, but it was like super young people. I was the oldest one there. Right. Probably. The average is like 26 26 and then Bo shows up and it fucking jumps up.

Yeah. It's like mid-20s was the whole group. Yeah. Nice. Good time. Yeah. What'd you guys get into?

I stayed home. Baby stuff. Handed out some candy. It's so sad. There were a lot of kids giggling at my door. It's so sad. And obviously I checked the camera and there were just a handful in.

We're like, I see you. And they panic. They start putting the candy back. I'm like, look. They show the camera. I'm just taking one. Just taking one. I was like, all right.

That's right. Happy Halloween. Right. Fucker. My mom was asking all of the kids which neighborhood they lived in. Oh, just to make sure like you live here what's your address house do you live in and they're like a lamp light or it's just they would just say wherever the fuck they were living and i was like mom stop fucking asking

where they're from they're eight years old here not every neighborhood hands out candy anymore right it's dark out there it's sad even if they if they did it's like one out of every seven houses in those fucking super neighborhoods probably hands out candy right i don't know why people it's just always give out candy like my dad is like turns his lights off like locks the gate so lame so we don't have any kids here anyway i'm like well how do you fucking know none of the kids probably ever go up. How hard is it to leave your front light on and leave a bowl of candy out at least? Right. If you don't want to answer your door, just leave a bowl of candy out.

That's what I did. My dog is too fucking loud for that shit. I don't want to deal with 45 knocks and whatever. You could be the dad that sits out in front of the house, you know, hands out candy. I'm going to dress up one of these years. Yeah, that'll be fun. We should honestly do that. We could all just hang out, get drunk.

100% dude. That's what I want to do. I'm just being a mass. I'm just going to sit there. It'd be a great time. Nothing too crazy. Just like a small little head turn. Do you guys see that? When they take your whole bowl of candy, then you could fuck with them. Well, then I'll wait for everybody else to look away

except for that one kid that noticed and I'll just go back and he'll just panic. Guys, we got to go. There's a video I saw. Maybe next year we do that. It was like a dude in a scream mask doing that, and a mom is like walking up with her daughters, and she's like trying to get her mom to come with to get the candy. She's like, just grab it.

And midway of saying grab the candy the dude turns his head and the mom just starts screaming like finishing the word candy but it gets progressively higher and the video cuts but that's what i want to do we could get a a practice kid and like act like we're kidnapping him and dragging him into the house. Yes. In front of all the other kids. Every time he does the bit, he eats a piece of candy. It'll save you a bunch of candy, for sure. All right, first topic. So I saw this video online. We got to get Logan out of here.

About girls being fascinated by how guys itch their balls. So what's the proper technique to scratch your ball sack? Fuck. There's types of itches. There's like, there's like the roll, right? The pinch and roll.

The pinch and rub. Yeah. And then what else? Are we in like a public setting? Are we trying to hide it? Talk about it. Okay. Public.

How do you do it in public? Okay, go ahead. I really don't care. I just took a shower and I was completely naked in my room at my old place

with my former girlfriend. So I had my own room and she had her own room, but we both stayed in one room. But it was like my room, whatever. On my couch, on my phone, just scratching the shit

out of my balls. Not even because they're itchy just because it's something to do yeah like sideways you had you didn't realize you were even doing it you were just on your phone just going to town it's just natural and i look up and she's looking at me and i was like oh fuck you saw me in the most compromised position ever you know what i mean like it's probably why she left you, dude. That's not how it went,

but you know better, Bo. Yeah, but it was, no, it was so funny. It was terrible. I just was going to,

it was how long, you know what I mean? It's like, how long were you standing there watching me? How long was I doing it? I don't know. Knowing you is probably like a couple minutes. You know, she probably? It's like, how long were you standing there watching me do this? How long was I doing it? I don't know. Knowing you is probably like a couple minutes. She probably even said, like, Logan.

And you were just like, looking. Knuckles deep in some balls. He wants you to mute again because he's got some sniffies. He's not sick, guys. He's not sick. He's just, he's okay. You just sign a C. We had, I don't know. know we just we like touching our balls it's just

it's like comforting it's safe we like have to tell me it's like even my nephew right now he's like three and he just has his hands in his fucking yeah he just holds it yeah and my sister's like yo get your hand out of your pants and he's just laughing like ah his hand in his pants i'm like dude i get it and it's warm i get it it's warm down there it's comfortable you feel safe yeah it's still like uh like it's still like when i used to take a nap as soon as you put it like right there yeah you knock out yeah yeah you just put your hand in your pants kind of back at home yeah yeah no i think there's there's types of itches for me like if you're if your

underwear is like riding up into your like bald thigh crease you can kind of just get away with pulling your underwear out and it'll fix it yeah then there's something that just won't go away you gotta pinch and rub you gotta do something yeah um it's the preferred method yeah well because otherwise it's i've got a point where I don't care, so I'll do it. But when you're in school or something and you're trying to go around and fix it. I'd go in my pocket. I don't want to just shove my hand. I would go in my pocket and I would just move stuff around in my pocket,

which is always my nuts. Yeah. But I would readjust my wiener that way too. Because it would go one way or the other. And it would start to naturally lean that way. I've talked to you guys about this before. I got a bend at the base to the left a little bit because I've worn it to the left the majority of my life. So I have to straighten it back out.

You straighten it back out? It's getting better, yeah. Yeah? If I'm laying on my back and I'm bricked up, it doesn't just straight fall to the left. Right. It kind of like slowly leans and topples over. You know what I mean?

Yeah. If you hold it flex, it'll be up. And then if you let go, it just goes slowly to the left. And then it's like, ah, and this. I feel that. Yeah. Fixing it, though. Yeah.

Not Peronis, you know. It's not like bent. It's just like this. A lilt. Yeah. A subtle. At the base. Like a cornerstone is missing.

I think mine goes a little bit to the right. But I do put it to the right. So that makes sense. The leading tower. But I just don't want to. It's like whatever. It is what it is. Right.

I don't know if like flaccid dick has any control over that. If it's just like boners. If you tuck it left or right. Which sucks. Because like boners. If you don't want them to be noticed. I'm going to go to the left. Because it's less resistance.

I can hide it better. That's what I'm saying. For me I'd go to the right right because it's easier so i gotta just start showing a little bit of boner it's gotta be rougher for you though if you have an up curve dude and you get a boner yeah that's gotta be way more of like oh shit there's a lot of zipper risk it's more like it goes up into my pocket yeah i mean i can just put my finger in there and just touch it. Just keep you hard. Set a little bit.

Where are those keys? I get it. That's exactly what it is. Okay. All right, so pinch and roll. How else do you guys hit your balls? That's pretty much it. Yeah, that's kind of like the go-to. Yeah, you just straight up scratch it.

Yeah. Okay. What, do you have any extra? You seem like you got one in the bag. Like lick your fingers and... Oh, yeah, there you go. All right, bad first date restaurants or first date ideas. Are there any, is there anything out there?

I saw this extensive list on where girls say guys should never take them on a first date and it was like any major chain restaurant or like movies are bad first dates bowling is bad first dates bowling's like the best first date are you kidding me would be a great it was basically like a michelin star restaurant or nothing yeah those those birds are yeah but. Yeah, but we're, yeah, that's, I don't know. So, this is interesting. I feel like you guys haven't really dated a lot. No, I haven't at all, to be honest. But I was going on dates for a minute there, and a lot of the girls did not want to go to bars,

because they've, like, been, they've been. To all of them. To all they've gone to. They've been down that road before, with, like, yeah, like, the thing is, if we go to a bar, I'm gonna fuck you. I'm gonna know everybody no it was like i think i'm i think it was like i'm gonna end up fucking you and i don't want to fuck you on the first date we always went to a bar so then what are we why are we right but like i know oh great so all the the last 30 guys that you went to a

bar with but me you don't want to they're just trying to set a new boundary for themselves. Yeah. But it's like... Start after me. It's like a piece of floss boundary. After me, let's start this. Well, it's just... You get it. It's like, we're the type of guys that girls want to date. So then you get...

Dude, you got to stop. What am I going to do? Yeah, I get it. I don't know. I've never... I've honestly probably been on like a couple dates in my life. So I don't even know. I think a movie is a good first date idea.

Terrible. No, they say that's bad because you don't talk. No, but you can whisper to them. You're really close. You can make them feel a little more safe. You can joke around with them. Logan and I went on a double first date. It's a movie. I feel like it's a better second date idea than a third date,

where you can start breaking the boundaries, but to meet someone, terrible. I think it's also important to break the physical boundary on the first date. So if you're just at a restaurant, it's hard. If you go to a movie, I can talk to her for the beginning, the first 15, 20 minutes we're talking. She gets comfortable, and then now we're cuddled up kind of next to each other, hand. And then you can be like, I'm not trying to kiss her, but I could talk to her in her ear and whisper something, make a joke. And then she's laughing, she's comfortable, like we're sitting here cuddled up and then

by the end we're cool yes logan is the question good first dates or bad bad just bad they were saying on the list movie first dates is bad there's a lot i feel like i could get away with doing whatever okay let's do it what's give me your top three best first dates that i've been through like ideas i'm putting bowling up there. I think bowling is like really good. I don't think it's a great one. I think it's like the cop out. Not that like it's not.

You can only do that with other friends though. What do you mean? Just you and your date going bowling. Yeah. I'm too good at bowling to go bowling for a first date. That is true. Because then I'd be like taking it too serious because I'm like I actually want to bowl. I've never met a good girl bowler that I want to dance.

You do blow them out, but it's like, you know, impressing them in something that doesn't really matter. You don't do that on a first. It's like me taking a girl golfing like that doesn't golf. I think golf is more of like a specific niche. You're not impressing anybody though. But I'm saying, but she's not going to have fun. Same thing with bowling though. Like if a girl sees that you're good at bowling, she's like, who the fuck cares?

Yeah, literally. And I'm going to be more focused on bowling well than I am entertaining her. So then it's not. Yeah, you fucking miss a spare. I like drunk bowling. Yeah. Bowling's out the question. I would say.

I mean, obviously restaurants are just easy go-to, but that's just kind of boring. That's bad to me. You need to do like an activity with them. You know what I heard? So my old mentor, Bo One, he put me onto this idea of like how to close every date. Yeah. So he was like, you need to go on three dates. Yeah, if that's your goal.

But you need to go on three dates in one night. So he's like, you start at a dinner place. Then you go to a comedy like setup, a come like a 30 minute hour comedy show then you go dancing they feel like they've gone on three different dates with you they've seen you in three different environments he's like that's how he had sex with fucking hundreds of girls but like that was not that was what he wanted to do yeah his objective was to have sex but the the like just his objective the though. Yeah, his objective was to have sex with her. But the... Just his objective. The psychology, I guess, of it, though, makes a lot of sense. Right.

Where it's like you've seen this person in three way different environments. There's no way this is a first date. It's not a first date anymore. I don't agree with the whole I need to go on an extravagant first date if you're just trying to get to know the person. I think you should keep it... I was going to say... Go on like a little coffee date.

Go on something like just... Something that's not too big of a deal just to actually talk to them. I think like coffee and like thrift... I feel like you can't just do coffee. That's just hella boring. But like if you meet a coffee... Go grab a coffee.

Let's go do something from here. Go walk around. Let's go to a bookstore. Let's go to a... He's very like... Let's go to a thrift shop. He's really trying to hit his... Yeah, his niche.

His niche of women right now. That's my shit. But like that's what I would do. Can you even read? I don't think he's read a book. This fucking guy, dude. This guy doesn't even have a job. He's like, I can't read.

I've got to read. I've got a job. It is hard, though. I can put myself back in the position of, because when I was dating, my girl loved to go on dates, and it's so hard to just find shit to do. I'm a very easy...

To find different shit to do, yeah. Different shit to do. Like, I just want to chill out, relax, okay, we can go grab dinner and then come home and just hang out. Have sex.

We need to go do all this shit. What we do best, have sex. What we do best, let's stick to what we know. But like, just try... We went to this... Like, you know where you break all the shit?

Yeah. That was fun. The thing is though... That was cool. What are those? Like a... This is why you need girls though. I know we? That was fun. That was cool. This is why you need girls, though. I know we're hard on women, but this is the thing. They put you out of your comfort zone. You would love to go to dinner

and then go home. That would be your night. Every night. Forever. Or you would just stay home and watch a movie and go to bed. But girls don't work that way. No, I know. They want to go to a little fucking picture show that lasts seven minutes at fucking 1.30 on a Wednesday.

Dude, we went to a light show that was actually kind of dope. A light show. She wants to go to a light show. It was downtown. It was like a light show at this warehouse, and it was fun. Sounds fucking awful. No, it was very...

It was like a whole choreographed routine. And the whole warehouse was built around these lights that there was actually people that worked in it, too. So, like, the people were dancing to the lights as they were, like, projecting onto them. It was actually insane. It was storytelling with this. It was hard to describe. But, honestly, it was really cool. That's why girls are sick, though, because they want to do some dumb shit like that.

And then you turn it out like, wait, this is actually kind of cool. This was great. Yeah. I went, I wound up at a wine night with a bunch of theater people. Dude,

that's what I did. I went to a fucking burlesque show last week and it was the coolest shit I have ever seen. Where at? fuck. It was down on the strip, but like we knew someone from wine night. Okay. I was performing in it and it was like a fucking, it was so crazy how cool it was down on the strip but like we knew someone from wine night okay i was performing in

it and uh it was like a fucking it was so crazy how cool it was and i could tell she was fucking getting off to it the whole time too it was sick i've been in a situation like that before with blue-haired girl she knew somebody who was like in a band and they played it like someplace down on fremont and we went to go see him and i I was like, fuck, I got to go do this shit. And it turns out some of the people there were like kind of good. And they would like take names out of hats with what instrument you play. And they would like talk about a song that they all know and play like a random song. So it'd be like four or five people that have never seen each other that just make a band for the night.

Yeah. Which is kind of cool. Girls. Right. Yeah. Shout out. There are definitely perks to it for sure. Shout Yeah. Which is kind of cool. Girls. Right. Yeah. Shout out. There are definitely perks to it for sure. Shout out. Definitely perks to it for sure.

Just a couple. Carter. All right. Carter. Oh, this is a good one. Carter. What's something that you guys think, or what's something that some people think is really cool,

but you guys just don't understand? Like, for me, me like the dancing like when people take dancing really serious like dancing really cool i think dancing's cool dancing's really cool if you can do it at a party or a wedding but like you shouldn't do it outside of that when are you gonna use that though like remember your wedding um like the kid who was like doing like, like, like why? Like,

yeah, that's what I'm saying about in that setting. Super cool. But like to just film yourself and make tick talks and Instagram reels like that shit. I don't understand. Unless you're going to be like in a step up movie or like, like, I want to learn how to dance.

I think that's cool. I've been, I've been on that too well salsa is more of like a a fun you can do with other people thing we're talking like

like dancing competitions where they're like crumping or like head spinning what am I talking about like little so what's something that you that

other people think is really cool that you just don't understand EDM but you okay yeah I don't get it yeah i don't love it either just sounds like cars crashing i never understood it let me not let me not rat on myself i never understood it until somebody explained to me what it was like when they did drugs and listened to it and then i understood the thing is i did drugs and listened to it and

i was like man this shit sounds like a car crashing into itself over and over again. That's what I was trying to get away from. But I'm fucking high right now. But it's amazing. But it doesn't matter. Yeah, that's what it was. It doesn't matter. Yeah.

But, like, I would have killed for just, like, any other song. Anything else? That makes sense. I could get away with, like, some older school dubstep. Like, some of that stuff is okay for me. But, like, the new stuff of, stuff of rhythm or whatever is not for me. It's all I hear at work. It's terrible.

I don't get how people dance to it. Or if you call that dancing, I don't know. But that shit sucks. I just don't get it. It's not my thing. Taylor Swift is on that list for me. I don't get why people love her so much. I don't get new Taylor Swift.

I get old Taylor Swift for sure. Old Taylor Swift is on that list for me I don't get why people love her so much I don't get you Taylor Swift I get old Taylor Swift for sure old Taylor Swift when she was like 19 writing about like 19 year old shit now she's like 35 doing it I fucked with that I don't know

I can't really think of anything something that's really cool that you don't find cool yeah fuck I thought that was a good one but maybe not you could do like even like Pokemon cards Yeah. Fuck. I thought that was a good one, but maybe not. You could do like, even like Pokemon cards, like people that are collecting this shit.

Something like that is not like very cool. It's not cool. Yeah, I don't know. It's not cool either. All right. Well, let's- Sorry, Carter. Yeah, so you got to give us more time to think on that one. Do you guys think Drake's son, Adonis, has song of the year?

That My, My, My Man song. Did you guys hear that one? I could play it for you if you want. Wait, what? We'll get DMCA'd, so I'll have to wait until after. But it's like Drake's album. Isn't Drake's son like two or three? He's six now?

That's his verse after that song. Don't talk to my man like that. That's him, his kid. Which song? I don't remember the name. Which one is that? On the new album? Yeah.

I'll find it for you. I'm terrible when I listen to new music. I'll find the three or four songs that I really like and I'll only play those ones. That's what I am too. Yeah, so I've listened to probably, I've listened to the album all the way through once or twice, but there's like four or five songs. I'm guessing one of your favorites is a Sexy Red song.

He does like that because they play it at a club. He does like that. I do. I fuck with the song. It's a good song. That's not one of my top ones, but I did listen to that for a little bit at the start. It's good.

You know, I don't know. He's played that in the car by yourself. Turn it back on me. Yeah, no, I like it. There's a few though that I liked off the album,

but I don't know if I remember which, which song you're talking about. Yeah, I don't. It's okay. Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to look for it doesn't say like like

featuring him or whatever i'm not gonna play it i'm just trying to find the name i didn't know he was already six years old though yeah that's crazy because that beef came out when like that scorpion album came out right that is true because back to back came out when i was in fucking college like 27 or 2017 2018 that's crazy i remember when back to back came out we were in high school and i was like yeah I was like a sophomore in college. We were driving around like... I remember when Charged Up came out. We were like, okay, whatever.

And then Back to Back came out. I was like, oh, fuck. I think I was like 16 when that shit came out. Meek Mill's done. We were like, oh, my God. He's really saying that about the right now. You guys are stupid. You were there.

I'm talking about, I was telling that to you. You're like, dude, I know. Well, I was a big Drake fan. Me and Buddy. You remember Buddy, dude. No, Buddy was a weekend. Buddy was a huge Drake fan. He was not a Drake fan.

Who put the weekend on? Drizzy. No. Yes. But he's his old dog, by the way. Yeah, I told Logan that my dog had a favorite song by The Weeknd. He was like loving the crew or something. It's not that crazy.

It's like Drake and The Weeknd or something. And he was like, really? He likes it? I was like, yeah. He just sits back there, nods his head, and howls a little bit. And Logan was like, dude, that's fucking awesome. It's not that crazy. You got played. You're a bad bit. Logan was like, dude, that's fucking awesome. It's not that crazy. You got played.

You're a bad friend. Got your ass. That's when I knew not to trust you. Got your ass. Sorry, dude. He did like the song, though. Rest in peace.

Your dog's dead. We all got a couple dead dogs, man. We all do, man. At least you got hit on for that though right i did when i put my last one down yeah she was trying to swipe my number yeah felt good though it always feels good she's ugly but feel good i actually always feels good another one when i

took boy in recently i got hit on the gym the other day dude i was telling him nice yeah how was that it was okay she like she was making eye contact a few times i kind of noticed it i kind of you know how like you make eye contact and then you realize you're doing it but you're not doing it in that kind of way like she just did i zone out all the time yeah so and then like so i walk by and i see her grab her headphone take it out and like kind of like hey stop me and i had i always have silent mode on so i'm like oh hold on you know like what's going on hello yeah she's like hey no i just i just wanted to ask hold on i have something so i mean just walking out of the store just say that okay go ahead this is quick so she's just

like oh do you have a girlfriend i'm like oh no like i don't have a girlfriend that was her opening line that was her opening line was if i have a girlfriend all right um which i was i'm like i have a lot of respect for that because i know how much that takes to be able to just just go out there and so i wanted to make sure you know you shouldn't embarrass her i'm sorry i created have a girlfriend what i don't like are you kidding what so i'm like talking i'm like well how old are you She's like I'm 20 17 I'm like 28 I'm about to be 29 Like I don't think that's

You're like oh shit I'm 22 I don't think that's a good idea But then she I was just like Yeah I don't think that's a good idea She's like well I don't really have a problem with that And I was like

Well you know I kind of wouldn't feel comfortable Doing that You call me Uncle Bo Yeah We kind of talked for a little bit I was like yeah Like it was very nice to meet you Like oh Sure I'll see you here I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that. You call me Uncle Bo. We kind of talked for a little bit. It was very nice to meet you.

I'm sure I'll see you here. Talk to you. Felt good though. It always feels good. I just had this thing. This was a month ago. I was walking into a Smith's in the fucking hood at 8. 30 at night

up stuff for dinner. And, um, was this salmon night? It was salmon night. And so I think it was on the phone with you. Yeah. I was walking into the store and there's these two kids like trying to like fucking solicit something. They're trying to like get money out of you somehow. And so I started talking to, that's fucking crazy. Oh my God. Like as I'm walking past them. So that way, I was too preoccupied to talk to them. Right.

And then on the way out, I didn't have anyone to talk to. So I was like walking out, stopped, walked back, picked up my phone, was like,

oh my God, that's fucking insane. Like they were coming up to me, but I was like, oh dude, what are you going to do? And like just

really going into it and they just started fucking dying laughing they loved it they knew he walks out with nothing in his hand he was like

oh let me go talk to this guy he goes like hold on hold on oh my god exactly at least they were like mad about it no I think that was hilarious

That was good That was real good I'll save that for next time Oh dude Hold on Hold on I'm getting a call What? Oh fuck it was so funny

You're a bad person Always lying huh? It's his life dude Oh, fuck. It was so funny. You're a bad person. Always lying, huh? It's just life, dude. A little bit. It's just life. All right. Well, if you guys don't have anything else,

we'll call this episode there. I just want to remind you guys. Logan's happy because he gets to go now. I want to remind you guys we got all sorts of things that you guys can be a part of. You guys can send in confessions. You guys can send in questions. If you guys are interested in any toe action, foot action. We're going to get way more active on the Patreon now.

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