Who Knows? Who Cares. - Is AIDS Actually a Deal Breaker?

Episode Date: February 17, 2022

Sometimes even the worst thing isn't bad enough for Logan. Follow us on IG: https://www.instagram.com/wkwcpodcast/ Thanks for listening everyone. Like, Subscribe and Comment some topics you want to ...hear us talk about!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm calling up Pete, he's gonna suck my cock. Actually, oh, whoa, whoa, you're real big. You want me to swallow? You're a fucking liar. Do you guys like to eat out? No. What do you mean? Like, do you like to eat out? No. What do you mean? Like, do you like to eat out?
Starting point is 00:00:27 Eat food? No. No. Women. Yeah. No, we were talking about real estate, and now we're just going to go right into that? Yeah. No segue?
Starting point is 00:00:36 No. You like to, though? I do. How often? I would do it every time. I do it every time. Like, if, like, if it's, like, if they're, like, no, no, no, like, let's just get to it. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:00:48 Or, like, they're just, like, really in the mood. So they make the rules. No, but, like. Logan always makes the rules. Yeah. You know that. Yeah. Do you hit them if they try?
Starting point is 00:00:55 Yeah. I head-butted Nicole last night. Yeah. That's good. I head-butted her. That's good. Well, you got to keep the women in check. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:01 You got to let them know. Yeah. Hey. But, you know, I'm into it. Super. Okay. How about you? Yeah, every time.
Starting point is 00:01:07 If I can. If I'm allowed. If you're allowed. If you're allowed. I did have one girl one time that said she did not like to be in and out. And she wouldn't let me do it, which I didn't understand. Right. Give me a shot.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Do you know what I think it is? Give me a shot. She doesn't like to look at me. He's ugly. How did I know that was coming? Can you imagine just seeing Bo's little eyes like this? That's it. She doesn't have to look at me.
Starting point is 00:01:31 I feel like when I saw Bo's eyes, I could tell he's like looking to tell like, is this good? Yeah. Am I doing good? Okay. Obviously I'm not as experienced. Just seeking.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Yeah, no, it's good. I want to know it's good. Yeah. I'm going to look up and see, okay, am I doing this? He's got a guess though. Your eyes wouldn't like be like, they, it's good. I want to know it's good. Yeah, I'm gonna look up and see okay. Am I doing this?
Starting point is 00:01:45 He's got a gas though Maybe so worried If eyes could sweat, Bo's would be so nervous. Okay, guys, relax. I think you'd kill at eating pussy, Bo. I think I'm so bad. I think I can jump into anything and be pretty good at it, but I want some reciprocation.
Starting point is 00:02:14 I want to know, hey, is this good for you? Yeah. And I have had a couple times where I look up and then she kind of looks down too and it's like a weird, and I just look back down.
Starting point is 00:02:23 It's like a weird. It's a power transfer. Yeah. You're at the bottom of the tot're at the bottom that is true next time i just need to just maintain that just stare right at her until she breaks she's like yeah i i thought the same thing you did bow is like come on man i hope i'm doing okay is she gonna call me tomorrow? I don't know. I don't think about that. But, yeah, I want it to be good, obviously.
Starting point is 00:02:49 Well, of course. But you got to, I mean. I need to have a little more confidence. That's fine. Yeah, it's all right. I can admit to that. That's okay. But, all right. But I definitely make it.
Starting point is 00:02:58 I was talking to Meech last night, and I shouldn't be saying names, but there's another guy there that was talking about how he's had sex um like multiple times without kissing the girl which I don't understand he's like oh I do it all the time insane I don't is that like raw talent or eating like eating the girl out to me is the same thing as kissing I feel like that is part of the the process I have to do that you're saying kissing and eating out are both part of the steps you have to know for me they're one in one as we say it's one in one yeah yeah they're both first base for me they're both first base i like to start by kissing i like to wait for her to make a make a move and then i stop her and then i go
Starting point is 00:03:40 down on her hey no before you take let me handle this Before you take care of me. Let me handle this. I'm going to show you a good time. Yes. That's what I like to do. So you make moves, though? I come kind of quick. Yeah. So let me make sure that she's taken care of first. Well, the reason you come quick, Bo, is because you don't masturbate a lot.
Starting point is 00:03:57 I don't. Honestly, the nofap thing kind of fucked me up. Yeah. Because knowing months without coming. That callous from when you were a teenager is gone. Quick. Yeah. Now it's like, whoa. whoa yeah there's no pull-up on that ride yeah it's a second you go in you're at the top i think i need to start working my way back oh just edge yeah so he should dude i used to edge for like 30 35 minutes do you come though after that yeah okay like the
Starting point is 00:04:21 hardest you'll ever do it people edge and then don't come do you remember when you guys asked if i ever got it like close to my face it's when you edge yeah it's just it's bad because you didn't know it was going to come and then you know it's going to come but he thought it was going to come 25 minutes ago 30 times in between yeah yeah so you kind of just get there and you're like i'm just kidding i've had moments where i try to stop it and i'm doing my best to stop it you're weak but you have no self-control. No, there's always a point. No, no, no. There's a point of no return all the time.
Starting point is 00:04:50 You should have stopped one twist before. I can't help it. And you couldn't. You're like, oh, no, I got one more. Oh, and then you're like, don't touch it. You're like, please don't, don't. And then it just dribbles out a little bit. That's exactly what happened.
Starting point is 00:04:59 That is exactly what happened. It's bad self-control. You want to push the limit a little bit. You want to see how much can I get out of this experience. No, no, I got another one. A little bit for, and then, yeah. Yeah. And then it comes out a little bit, and then you totally.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Have you ever had those ones where you kind of stop yourself, but you still feel the orgasm, but nothing really comes out? Have you ever had that? It's like that. That's like 12, yeah. But then you get a little bit of dribble. You get a little bit out, but then you can keep going again. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:05:22 That's what I was just talking about. It feels weird. What it's like is like you just,'re blowing up a balloon okay and then you prick it but it just starts a slow leak it's a slow leak yeah it's a slow leak and then like you have to find it like where is the fucking and then you gotta put your thumb on it and start blowing up again wow and then you'll and you'll get there it's a great analogy it's not gonna be the same as like if you fucking didn't pop that yeah yeah yeah No holes are good. No holes are way better.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Yeah. But so you, you make moves though on women, like generally speaking. Yeah. Usually. Okay. Well, I'm usually if it's a, we're having sex or I think where it's going to move into even like to get there though. Like you, like you're the one to like initiate things and like try to advance i usually start by just keeping eye contact until the point of we start kissing like a challenge
Starting point is 00:06:11 yeah yeah and then during the kiss if she's not trying anything then i'll start working you know my hand around place to see so how does she feel about this yes i'm just checking the temperature he's so brave i don't do that that at all. You know what's so funny is that is the funniest shit I've ever heard. Which is crazy. I really don't think I've ever made a move
Starting point is 00:06:31 in my entire life first. You have a reason why. This is how he gets his dick sucked so easily. No, but that's what I think too. I think it's a fear of failure. I think for Drew... You can't lose
Starting point is 00:06:40 if you don't play. Exactly. That could be it, yeah. Drew is so scared to lose that he will never put his manhood on the line. He'll never sack. Like, never just put it up to test it. Yeah. That could be it.
Starting point is 00:06:54 I really genuinely believe that. I have no desire to, like, even just risk how I'm feeling for an hour to maybe get a handjob. I'm so crazy. I literally always shoot my shot. Logan's like a kid trying to get in the cookie jar. Hey. He's like, all right, whatever. I'm actually super calculated about it, but like I will also have like no problem.
Starting point is 00:07:15 I feel like that's like that's half the that like the fact that you're willing to make the move. Like spikes like the experience for both of us. I feel like it could be a little different. Maybe if you're with a girl that you genuinely care about or you like, and you don't want to fuck that up, I can get that. Most of the girls I've been with, I'm there for one reason.
Starting point is 00:07:33 I'm trying to have sex. Yeah. So if we're just kissing and she's not making the advance, I'm going to see what, what we can work with. And if she's not going to allow me, okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:07:44 I just know, you know, I was going to say it was my wording as a little bit less friendly okay it was what you can get away with okay that's awful yeah that's tough she's there in my bed what you would just to be friends we're just to talk so you you know more than anybody yes that's true okay and i'm giving her that option uh-huh i'm not gonna be like no you have to like this or you have to let me do this obviously not i'm not weird yeah but i'm gonna give it a shot if she doesn't like it okay cool right does that sting at all or are you or no no it's never happened what like it's never once been like no for you yeah oh yeah well we're in that boat. I'm asking both this question.
Starting point is 00:08:26 Oh, sorry. I don't like where we're just coming at me today. No, no, no. And he's the one that deserves this. It's not true. It's coming around, yeah. Because I'm really tired of his shit lately. Does it sting a little bit when they're like, ah, you know, I'm not really going for it?
Starting point is 00:08:42 I've had that. The only time that really happened okay it happened in florida you remember that she just she really liked me though that was unlucky yeah she just didn't want to do anything i think that was more of she didn't want to fuck it up so she was hoping oh what happened in florida i can drag this on i met a girl out in florida she really liked me she started like we met the first night i think was the first or second night i can't remember she ended up coming over to where you guys were staying at we were like downtown orlando which is actually like pretty cool okay wasn't too bad place so i'm in there we're set she's coming over
Starting point is 00:09:14 cool two and she came over at two three in the morning right i know what's gonna happen we're in bed you know we're kissing same thing happened i start i start reaching down see what i can get away with. Right. As you would say, not as I would say, as you would say. Yeah. Monster. Shut down immediately.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Okay. And I knew. That's a bad feeling. It's a bad feeling, but I knew from the start that she really liked me. Right. It wasn't, it wasn't a, you know. She almost wants to like make a relationship. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:09:42 No, no, not almost. She definitely did. Okay. They were in love from, from the start. For like two days. How is he in love? I'm just really bad at. Attention is nice.
Starting point is 00:09:51 I make women think they're like, I make women think I'm in love with them. You know who else does that? I'm really bad at that. You know who else does that? Who? Andrew. This guy. He definitely does that.
Starting point is 00:10:00 He does that a lot. He does it to get in. This guy does that a lot. To get in the dance. Yeah. He does that just to get ahead does it to get in advance. Yeah. He does that just to get ahead and get out. I do it so I don't have to make the move. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:10:10 Yeah. Because I don't like to lose. And it honestly maybe plays to my favor of just that buildup because they want it, obviously. I mean, look at me. And I'm not going to do it. So they have to do it and now i'm like all right if you start it i can't lose because now i can just kind of it's like a snowball i really love your game where you'll be going but then you stop them like no i don't i don't think
Starting point is 00:10:36 i don't think we should do this yep i like that a lot because then it's like holy shit why is he not looking because now i did and then the next time, yes. I did what the girl did. It puts you in control. I Orlando'd you. Yeah. Because the next day, I really wanted this girl. I'm like, it's got to happen now.
Starting point is 00:10:52 Yeah. There's no way it doesn't happen now. I earned this. This is our third date. Put in a lot of time for this. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:00 It's a really good move. I do want to segue because I really want to know what Logan dreamed about. I don't know if this was last night or two nights ago, but I have heard nothing. Probably about a week and a half. You've talked a lot about this, but you will not tell me what it was. Yeah. For the sake of the podcast. I really like hate that we have to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:11:16 We don't have to talk about anything. We're going to talk about it. I just want to talk about it because you guys talked about it. Well, we got to preface it. You know, Logan's off some some sauce so he started to dream again. I quit smoking weed. You were drinking? No, quit smoking weed. You're saying off some sauce. What does that mean?
Starting point is 00:11:31 That's my sauce. Do you dream more when you don't smoke? If you smoke, you don't dream at all. Really? Okay. I haven't dreamed in two and a half years. When you stop smoking weed, you start dreaming
Starting point is 00:11:46 like almost extra. Okay. So you're making up for that lost time. You're making up for lost time essentially. So my last, in the last three nights,
Starting point is 00:11:53 I've dreamed I've gotten robbed every night. Robbed? Robbed, like by gunpoint. Okay. And this is not what the dream's about
Starting point is 00:11:59 that Drew's excited about. Okay. Just to give you an example, my dreams are fucking nuts. I don't have vivid dreams at all. So my dream was so vivid last night, I jumped out of bed and headbutted my girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Because I was running. I like tried to run away. I've never had that in my life. I got up and I just full-blown headbutted her. Woke her up to like, well, yeah, no shit. If you headbutt somebody
Starting point is 00:12:19 in the middle of the night, I'm going to wake up. That's where my dreams are at right now. So for whatever reason, whatever reason, I had this dream, right? It's just a dream, so it's not real. It doesn't mean anything. middle of the night i'm gonna wake up right now so okay whatever backstory whatever reason i had this dream right it's just a dream so it's not real it doesn't mean anything it doesn't mean anything let's just preface it with that i had this dream okay i was with this smoke show asian
Starting point is 00:12:36 girl how old is she she's probably she looked like she was like 26 okay you know i mean not i know you're sitting she looked like she was 26 she looked like lucy lou but a little bit thicker okay so you don't know this girl you've never seen her in your life not like a real person that i could actually okay you just dreamed her dreamed her yeah dreamed her into existence okay for some reason for some reason my dream agent girl had aids okay how do you know this? I don't know She told you that?
Starting point is 00:13:06 I knew she had AIDS though He just knows in the dream That like Oh I fully know she has AIDS It's not like Almost as if They have anything on their body That's gonna tell you they have AIDS
Starting point is 00:13:14 Okay so there's a toxic You know like the toxic sign On like Like poisonous gas barrels Yeah I'm pretty sure she had Something like that on her Okay
Starting point is 00:13:23 For the dreams Purpose Yeah And that let pretty sure she had something like that on her. Okay. For the dreams purpose. In my dream. Yeah. And that led me to know she had AIDS. Okay. So she does have AIDS.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Okay. In the dream. 100% she has AIDS. Okay. What else? What else? Continue. Continue.
Starting point is 00:13:35 So during this dream, it escalates between me and her. And I know she has AIDS in my dream. Right? Mm-hmm. And for some reason, I don't know, it's not me, right?
Starting point is 00:13:46 Something else. I dream that I end up eating her ass. And the second I put my tongue on her, it feels like I put my tongue against a battery. Like, in my chin. Did you wake up after that? Like, super poisonous AIDS ass. And Logan just, like, felt a burning mouth.
Starting point is 00:14:14 I literally felt, like, a burn in my, like, on my tongue. I don't know if I've ever had feeling in a dream. In my dream. And then it was, like, so overwhelming that my dream just completely changed. Like, I, I like, you didn't wake up. You just had a whole new dream.
Starting point is 00:14:27 I like, it's as if like my entire, like this whole scene left, he walked through a different door and I was just sitting at the DMV just waiting. It was, I've never dreamed like that in my life, but I really didn't like the fact that I knowingly ate a girl with AIDS ass.
Starting point is 00:14:43 I want to give you the benefit of the doubt and say your body knows that it was a dream and it's not real. Right. I'm hoping. I'm not giving him that at all. Absolutely not. I want to give you that benefit. But I don't.
Starting point is 00:14:56 I know. I know. I think he would still do it. I don't. I feel like there's no way. Well, I'm eating ass for sure. He would weigh the options like, well, I can't get AIDS from eating this ass. So I'm going to try.
Starting point is 00:15:08 You can get AIDS from eating ass. I don't think so. I really thought it was like. That's how AIDS was spread, through ass, right? Yeah. But not, it was penetration. Yeah. It's blood to blood.
Starting point is 00:15:15 So if I have a cut in my mouth. I mean, you're licking somebody's ass. I know. And I get cuts in my mouth sometimes. Logan would be the guy to spread AIDS for sure. He'd be the star yeah without a doubt
Starting point is 00:15:26 but like on accident he was trying some shit oh my bad thought I was dreaming but yeah I I'm gonna be honest you kind of overhyped this dream
Starting point is 00:15:34 I thought it was so funny I was expecting something crazy I thought it was so funny when I heard it I just don't like that I dreamed it so funny so funny knowing that
Starting point is 00:15:44 you can basically she has an age sign on her forehead and you're still going to go through with it it fits logan well it doesn't very well you know what's really hurtful is i actually sent this i ran to one of my old co-workers okay and i sent her our podcast and i sent her the one where it was uh which was the one where it's is that by dream i sent her by dream okay like, so it's a real like sucker punch of an introduction to the show. You know what I mean? Well, yeah, we talk about some, we talk about some topics that probably most people wouldn't want to bring up.
Starting point is 00:16:13 She's like a very like sweet, like 30 year old, like Mary. Everybody thinks this shit though. Everybody. This is the one you send this to. They just don't talk about it. Yeah. It's a good idea, I guess. They don't talk about it.
Starting point is 00:16:23 And so she said that all my little monkey brain can handle is eat, no, caveman. She called me a caveman. Well, that's fair. All your little caveman brain could handle is eat, sleep, fuck. Fuck, yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:35 I wish I could live like that sometimes. It sucks. I wish I could live like that. From someone who knows me deeper. Yeah. Deeper than us? Not deeper, but knows me on a different level.
Starting point is 00:16:45 You know what I mean? This is what people see. this is what your work personality yeah opened up to her talked about other things and she says the same thing andrew says yeah you don't want to hear that it kind of makes my opinion weigh a little bit more huh no no damn i kind of shape you no not at all That sucks She also said Bow shapes you And I get a little bit of bow out of that Yeah That's it
Starting point is 00:17:09 That's fair Trust you don't want to be like him She said something else I don't want to be like me either sometimes Like What did she say Oh women also think That they could just be with women
Starting point is 00:17:19 Or something right That's what she said Yeah She was like it goes both ways Like if women could They also hate sex with men i think so yeah that's 100 agreeable yeah i feel like so i mean at least we know we're not fucking crazy yeah but bo still needs to go through with his month of trying to be bi
Starting point is 00:17:34 right no because i i got a girl now i don't really have a girl but i want to have a girl well you don't know that you could want to have a boy you got to try it i don't know yet maybe be like in a thruple or something that could be cool i just don't know that. You could want to have a boy. You got to try it. I don't know yet. Maybe be like in a thruple or something. That could be cool. I just don't want to be into it. What if I'm actually into it? Oh, man, that'd be awesome. Would you guys continue the podcast with me if I like it?
Starting point is 00:17:53 Yeah? Yes. I would literally drag every detail out of you. Yes. I'd be like, all right. It's like, what does balls taste like? I want to know. You know how I am when it comes to women.
Starting point is 00:18:04 I don't like making women I don't like making I don't like trying so if you want to set this up you're going to have to find me a man and you're going to have to make it to where I'll make your account tonight that's an easy sell
Starting point is 00:18:16 I have so many photos of you I just don't think I could do it I don't want to do it I don't want to do that what if like we create you a Grindr account I like this yeah
Starting point is 00:18:24 I don't know what it is I have a we create you a Grindr account? I like this. Yeah. I don't know what it is. I have a face that attracts gay men. I do. Yeah. It was a suggestion from somebody who listens. It was like, yo, make sure Bo gets a Grindr account for this because I'm excited. So I think this is what we should do. I think we should get you a Grindr account.
Starting point is 00:18:39 Okay. It's not going to take much, Bo. You're a good-looking guy. I appreciate that. It's not going to take much. Are you agreeing with that? Yeah. You're all right. You called me ugly earlier four or five your face is ugly you got a great body thank you dudes love body four or five photos of just you just being you you know what if that's why my whole life i was so late into women what i just secretly like men the whole time yeah dude that's a scary thought my whole family
Starting point is 00:19:04 thought it literally my whole family thought it literally my entire family no but was the game i feel like i would know by now i i'm 27 but maybe you would say 35 40 43 i feel like i would know by now round up i don't like men well if you take into account i would have tried to fuck andy by now right if he's this great looking guy that he talks about like i'm gonna be honest he's tried a couple of times you would have let it happen you know you would have let it happen i You know what's funny? You would have let it happen. I've actually been watching, you guys haven't watched Euphoria yet. No, I haven't. I've seen a lot.
Starting point is 00:19:29 I've seen a lot about that lately. I've been watching it. There's a gay dad in the movie and his relationship with his best friend in high school is a lot like ours. Me and you? Just like, you name any of us but we do a lot. Basically we can just do anything and be in the same room and
Starting point is 00:19:48 not say shit and talk about pussy all the time. Yeah. Whatever. But then one night they get really drunk. Then you just kind of look at each other. And then they just start making out. You know what I'm saying? And Drew and I have always played this kissing game where like we like play chicken.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Yeah. Who's going to be the one to chicken out? Yeah. always played this kissing game where like we like play chicken yeah who's gonna be the one who's gonna chicken out yeah and it would be so funny if i didn't chicken out and drew was gay we've kissed before i know but like many times you never kiss with tongue i know no that's a whole nother level i think it would be so scary funny i just feel like i would i would get what he ate last in my mouth not even you though not though. Not even, like, that you're gay, but, like, if we turned out to be gay. That would be funny. I wonder if there's, like, a huge crowd that would be like, I knew it.
Starting point is 00:20:34 From the outside looking in, I would see you guys, and maybe they dabble a little bit. You think so? From the outside looking in, I think. You guys have a very open relationship. Yeah, we do. Very open. And I feel like you guys think it's normal, but it's not. It's not normal to the outside eye.
Starting point is 00:20:52 What do we do that's not normal? Kiss. It's happened what? What, three, four times total? Guys aren't touching dick tips together. We've never touched dick tips together. You said you did. No, this was on a previous conversation on if we would get taught from the same girl,
Starting point is 00:21:08 if we would allow them to rub. But you said yes. Probably. Okay, yeah. Once I'm in it, yeah. You would touch dick tips together. Of course. I've seen it many times.
Starting point is 00:21:17 It's definitely normal. They do it. Yeah. A lot of people do it. Three times over 10 years, that's not that bad. That's not that bad. Never tongue. It would just be really funny, though. Yeah. It would over 10 years, that's not that bad. That's not that bad. Never tongue. It would just be really funny, though.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Yeah. It would be really funny. It would be really funny. Would it be funny if I was gay, though? I don't know if it would be funny. I think it would be a different kind of funny. I think it would be really funny for me. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:21:43 That would Oh man Okay so we're getting Boa Grinder account Uh huh Look like I said I'm not gonna be the one To put myself out on the land We're just gonna let you
Starting point is 00:21:51 So if we make it though You'll use it Yes I don't think so We'll swipe for you And guys I'll use it then I'll use it
Starting point is 00:21:58 I'll use it This is podcast talk I'm not really about this I don't think I'm really about this At all I don't like where this really about this at all. I don't like where this is going. We'll put it up to a vote out of which one of us three.
Starting point is 00:22:11 It'll basically be just my followers because you guys don't really advertise or market anything like that. I'm not ready for some people to see this. I really hate that. I don't post on social media. I don't even share shit.
Starting point is 00:22:25 Because I don't want people to know about me. I just don't want to know. I don't want them to know anything about me. I'm good. And this sucks. Because they're seeing just everything. I'm getting you out there. The whole facade is shattered.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Who we are totally. This is some of us. This is more when you're with the boys. There's a certain side of you that comes out. That's what one of our friends said. She feels like she's listening to boy talk. Yeah, this is boy talk. Girls have that same talk and they don't show to you.
Starting point is 00:22:58 I don't think they were boys. It could even be worse though. I don't like that. It makes me feel uncomfortable that I don't know what girl talk is like actually. I don't even know if we makes me feel uncomfortable that I don't know what girl talk is like, actually. I don't know. I don't even know if we're allowed to say their name, but there's that one podcast that women love, and it's super fucking gross.
Starting point is 00:23:13 I don't know if there's any copywriter bullshit. I don't know. I know what you're talking about. Everyone knows what you're talking about. It's just like... I've never listened to it. It's like what we say, but the women's perspective. I know.
Starting point is 00:23:23 They're hoes, though. If anybody listens to us, we're probably in that boat. That is fair. We're probably in that boat. We find ways to... Well, you guys more so than I. You guys try to see what you can get away with. I never said that.
Starting point is 00:23:38 I plant seeds until I pick what flower grows. No, you don't pick it. I mean, you have a lot of flowers. Pick it. Not top-grade flowers. of flowers. Pick it. Not top grade flowers. No, you have some. Three flowers. Three flowers.
Starting point is 00:23:49 I don't know about that. That's not true. You have a few flowers. You have to multiply that. They're not growing too well. Times one. Three flowers. Three flowers.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Yeah, well, I mean, we're gross, but so are women. I mean, it is what it is. I feel like we're not. We are pretty bad. Do you guys think you can have a girlfriend that's actually your friend? No.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Why? What do you mean have a girlfriend that's actually my friend? Like an opposite sex friend. So she's not my girlfriend? She's just a friend. Like hey I'm going to go hang out with me and Sharon. Just her. I think there's always one that likes the other person. I don't think there's if you're a friend's I don't think there's... If you're a friend's man, woman, I think there's always one that likes the other one. I wouldn't be friends...
Starting point is 00:24:31 I don't know. I've never had a friend that's a woman in my life. How about you? I want to say I have, but at the same time... Let's do this. You have some friends that are women, yeah? I do.
Starting point is 00:24:43 I actually have two or three friends that are just girls. And I kind of know who they are, and I'm pretty sure they want to fuck you. No, dude. I'm pretty sure they want to fuck you. I know of one for sure. For sure. If not, if it hasn't happened yet. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Maybe it did. I don't know. I know who you're talking about. Yeah. All I'm saying is, you were all set. Oh, I like this girl. She's my friend. Nothing more.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Right. For you. For you. You guys, this this girl. She's my friend. Nothing more. Right. For you. For you. You guys, this I'm saying though, it's like, so I actually have like probably three or four friend girls. I don't,
Starting point is 00:25:11 I don't. That are like, I'm completely just like, yeah, like I literally can go, we can go like go shopping and like get food and just talk some shit and like dip. I've never had that in my life. It sounds nice.
Starting point is 00:25:21 It sounds great. But it's because like I've met them in places where it's like mutual interest yeah we have all the same interest in the same shit that's why it's not like because like with girls i feel like you guys talk to is a little bit more just like i don't even know the kind of girls you guys talk to the kind of girls i talk to we all just like the same shit yeah well it's like it's like being in the same hobby. Well, I don't like your stuff. I feel like Bo's an outlier because his, like, job is so reliant on, like, sociability. That is very true. That is very true. Bullshitting and being fake and stuff.
Starting point is 00:25:54 All I do. I find a lot of, like, really unfun women to, like, be friends with. 100%. I can see that. And all I do is talk to hot women all day. That's all I do. Yeah. So I'm just.
Starting point is 00:26:04 No, I can't stand it because it's exactly it's just a bunch of fake ass yeah what bitches which is why I won't share this on my Instagram because if they find this it's not a good look for me
Starting point is 00:26:16 all they have to do is go to your your tagged stuff and I'm there it's not a good look for me now if we blow up and it starts something comes out of it okay cool
Starting point is 00:26:24 yeah I can give up my job for that yeah I can stop making money but until then It's not a good look for me. Now if we blow up and it starts, something comes out of it, okay, cool. Yeah. I can give up my job for that. Yeah. I can stop making money. But until then, I'm not going to risk that. I'm not going to let all these women who think I'm this great guy, I'm such a nice. So you're going to lie to them continuously. I'm going to lie to them continuously.
Starting point is 00:26:37 Okay, that's fine. To continue to make more money. That's fine. Yes, I'm going to do that. That's okay. Yeah, I'll take that. I'm not completely lying. I genuinely do fuck with some of the girls at work.
Starting point is 00:26:47 They're cool okay. Yeah. I'll take that. I'm not completely lying. I genuinely do fuck with some of the girls at work. They're cool. Yeah. People. Yeah. There's just some that aren't, aren't cool at all to be around. And I, I deal with that. Yeah. I just sit there and listen. They just want to talk about themselves all day and I'll be there. Oh, I can't believe he would do that to you. This guy that, oh, he plays soccer in Europe and he met you here and he said he wanted to, to take you out. And I can't believe he's fucking other women. Why would he do that? Oh my God. It's not because of you. The conversations that I have on a day-to-day basis.
Starting point is 00:27:11 I'm just sitting here. I literally could not. Yeah, I don't know. How do you feed into that? You have to. No, you don't. Because guess what? At the end of the day,
Starting point is 00:27:18 they're walking up to the guy and they're like, oh, do you want to leave him a tip? And I'm sitting there just, you know, just looking around like this. Guy comes over, hands me $100. Thank you so much so much thank you you know how much this means to me i really appreciate this thank you i think i think this question is more for like the side as if you had
Starting point is 00:27:36 a girl who had like a man best friend if you support it no hell no because so yeah guy wants to fuck her. 100%. But you just said you understand that Logan's got some genuine women friends. But they want to fuck him. I promise you. I'm kind of in that boat, dude. I would love to not agree with fucking Bo. I promise.
Starting point is 00:27:59 I want nothing more than to think the opposite. I know what goes to a man's head. I know what goes to a man's head. I know what goes to a man's head. I agree. Opposite sex friends don't happen unless there's one person there that wants to fuck the other one. And they're willing to stay around for that opportunity. If there is no. I don't want to feel like a dumb bimbo though.
Starting point is 00:28:16 That's not what I want to feel like. You're dumb. You're being stupid. That's what you are to them. You're not seeing the whole picture. Babe, no, they're just my friends. They're like dogs underneath you waiting for that piece of food to drop. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:28:28 You know? I don't think so. When have you befriended a woman with no prior mutual friends or any kind of communication? Only at work. As a friend? At work. Like a customer? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Like work friends. That's how I make girlfriends. It's like if we work together and we're like... work friends that's how i make like girlfriends is like if we work together and like we're like see that's the thing though is one time i did misread the situation ended up getting blown by one of my co-workers okay so that did happen not a bad thing that happened could have been worse it could have happened to any of us though yeah you know what i mean i would have hoped that it happened to some of us but for the most part for the most part none of my co-workers have I mean, that's not true. So you're basically talking yourself out of your own point right now is what I'm getting at.
Starting point is 00:29:11 What I think is like, it's the same way with anybody where it's like, you can meet like someone who's really cool and has no interest in fucking you. Yeah. And they're just like dope and chill and like a fly on the wall type of person. And then you can also meet someone who's like... But we're not talking like I follow you on Instagram and you post cool pictures. No, we're talking about... It's, hey, let's go hang out.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Let's go get lunch. Like friends. Like friends. Real friends. Yes. I'm not talking about, oh, we see each other every now and then. That does not exist to me. I think that does exist.
Starting point is 00:29:41 I have friends like that. That's the only reason why I know it exists. I disagree. But I also know that I would have my own bias if my girlfriend had that same kind of relationship. Yes, I wouldn't like that. I would feel weird about it. But if your girl's like, hey, me and Josh are going to lunch. I'll be back at four.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Right. Don't like that. I'm not a fan of that. No, babe. We're just friends. Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh Right. Don't like that. I'm not a fan of that. No, babe. We're just friends. Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, you feel like that?
Starting point is 00:30:09 Cool. I wouldn't like that. I didn't know. I'm sorry. I thought it was something else. And I get that. It sucks. I get that part.
Starting point is 00:30:16 Mm-hmm. Well, you've been in a shitty situation just like that. Oh, you know, Toby, Keith, Jordan, and Tyler are all coming to hang out with just me and we're going to play drinking games. You know, it's normal, whatever. I haven't been in that situation. And then Toby did fuck her.
Starting point is 00:30:33 Yeah. What? These aren't real names. If they are, it's a total guess. But yeah. Yeah. He's been in a situation where he's been dating somebody
Starting point is 00:30:40 and there was basically a party where it was nothing but men and she was in a woman and it was no big deal, like normal for that to happen, I guess. And she fucked that night? No, later on. It's always like that, I promise you.
Starting point is 00:30:56 But I think that's what I'm saying. It's the person. So it's like you either have someone who's literally just like normal person or you have someone who's like has an agenda i think always one of the two have an agenda i think it's a 50 50 shot per person so it's like if you don't have an agenda and you are rolling the dice in someone there's a 50 50 shot they don't have an agenda i don't like that i don't like that at all i vote i vote no yeah i vote no too fair enough
Starting point is 00:31:22 so you lose you're out You can't have her. No girlfriends for you. I think that's a good idea. Yeah. It'd be better for your relationship anyways. It's like, what does a friend that's a female offer that I can't get from my girl? Or from my boys. And that gives me something
Starting point is 00:31:39 that my boys don't. Exactly. Perfectly put. Because I kiss my boys. All my girlfriends that I have, friend girls, would literally just be like, yo, like, what's going on? What have you been up to? Oh, cool. How are you? You know what that is?
Starting point is 00:31:54 How are you and your boy? Oh, dope. How are you and your girl? Yep. Bingo. But like, how are you? Oh, things are good. Cool.
Starting point is 00:32:00 Oh, okay. Great. I'll talk to you later. Yeah, I'll check up on you later. Right on the nose. He's hitting it. He's hitting it, great. I'll talk to you later. Yeah, I'll check up on you in a month. Right on the nose. He's hitting it. He's hitting it so hard. I disagree.
Starting point is 00:32:09 It's so obvious to me. I feel like that's just really obvious. Hey, what have you been up to? Oh, man, I've been so terrible. Me and my girl broke up. Oh, my God. Are you okay? Logan, when do you ever reach out to women?
Starting point is 00:32:18 When you want to fuck them, no? Yeah, exactly. You're not reaching out to women to genuinely check up on them i do have two or three women i do check up on though one of them's lesbian so that doesn't count see but she's a woman i don't know okay i check on my grandma she's a woman i check up on her every two months i check up on like all the people that have been a good friend to me every two months if i haven't talked to them that's fair that's more than he does for me, to be fair. I call you every day. Sometimes.
Starting point is 00:32:48 But he hangs up on you all the time. I'll call you right back and then three days later I get that call back. It is what it is, though. We're busy, you know, you and me. Two busy guys. An employed man now. Congratulations, Drew. Thanks, guys.
Starting point is 00:33:03 Congratulations. First day at work. Yep. I am now a full-time podcaster. Nice. You better get better at this shit. Yeah, you got a lot better. Look, I'm trying. I just need some extra support from a couple more people.
Starting point is 00:33:19 We'd be alright. Extra support. This man really wanted to cancel tonight. I really want to get that off my chest because I cannot stand this man sometimes. You know what's so funny is I brought this up when we were golfing. Okay. I said, I really fucking hate the way Drew talks. Yes. Oh, the text?
Starting point is 00:33:36 Yes. And then in person. And it was like, oh, that's what we want to talk about. Cool. And now you're feeling it. Yes. You know what? I really fucking hate this guy.
Starting point is 00:33:44 I can't stand this guy sometimes. You know what i really fucking hate this guy this guy sometimes yeah how does he cancel two days in a row right and then try to put it on me when he says oh you can't do it thursday well you know how they used to call him they call they they called him mr basketball in high school you know that's what he says okay mr basketball it was really not a lot of nicknames professor long, Professor Longwood Crazy Dick, Mr. Basketball. It's excuses, but it's like, all I want to hear is,
Starting point is 00:34:09 hey, you know what? I misjudged my time. I started my job today. I can't do it tonight. Can we reschedule? You will never get that out of this guy. You know what?
Starting point is 00:34:18 Awesome, man. Well, because that's not what happened. Literally zero chance of that happening. I just want a little responsibility. That's all I want. Look, I take responsibility for what's mine. The problem is, right,
Starting point is 00:34:26 and here's where it all comes back, we've been doing Wednesdays from the start. Wednesdays, Wednesdays, Wednesdays. We weren't on a solid Wednesday set.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Not yet. A Wednesday, Thursday set, but keep going. We weren't on a solid Wednesday set yet. Wednesdays for at least the last three months. No, we were not.
Starting point is 00:34:43 Somebody. We know our friend group, we never had a set time, really. It's true. We're terrible at that. We need a talking stick is what we need. Somebody, okay, decides to just join a bowling league out of the blue that plays on Wednesdays, right?
Starting point is 00:34:57 It's a great time. I enjoy bowling. I don't blame you. It's not you, and it's not me. I didn't. Somebody joined a bowling league. Great. Cool.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Thank you for supporting that. I appreciate that. But we had prior arrangements, right? Wednesdays. We never had prior arrangements. Whatever. Bowling's at five or whatever it is. You got time after.
Starting point is 00:35:14 Right? It's okay. You took. It's at six to nine and I said we can do it at 10 o'clock on Wednesdays. But it's late. But now Wednesday's getting too late, right? Right. For not, not for me.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Right. Not for me. So now I got to change my whole schedule. I've laid out my next six months of Wednesdays completely free. You know what's so funny? Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Okay, yeah. Let me hear what you have to say. So Andrew just said he had to lay out his whole schedule, right? My entire schedule. This man's schedule for the last year and a half has been- It's not even a full year. Wake up.
Starting point is 00:35:43 Okay. I'm really- 1 p.m. Give or take. Is that- Give or take. Has been. It's not even a full year. Wake up. Okay. I'm really. 1 p.m. Give or take. Give or take. Maybe 2. Yeah. Maybe 2.30.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Okay. 1 p.m. Somewhere in the area. On a good day. Yeah. Right? And then walk around his house in his underwear. Okay. And just walk around his house in his underwear.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Okay. Just keep doing that. Working out. Cardio. Eat cereal. Mm-hmm. Eat like a child. Eat crab cheese. Yeah. It's bowls of cereal. That's all he does. Working out, cardio. Eat cereal. Mm-hmm. Eat like a child. Eat crab cheese.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Yeah. It's bowls of cereal. That's all he does. Eat mayonnaise. Whatever. That's how he eats. That's how he eats. Oven pizza, cereal.
Starting point is 00:36:11 Oven pizza, you name it. Oven pizza has huge macros. Okay. Anyways. Again, he's- This is his schedule. Now, that's going to go until about 3 o'clock. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Now, he has to give himself an hour because his tummy needs to rest. Yeah. Because he's going to go work out at 4. Yeah. He goes to the gym. Doesn't do a very good workout, but he does go. I'm there to witness that. He goes. He makes an effort. Obviously, you can tell what he's been
Starting point is 00:36:34 doing, not necessarily working. I've reached my full genetic potential as a natural athlete. You know what's funny is when you say that, I see you pressing a button and it says genetic potential. It says short dad. It says, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:51 You name it. My brother took the tall jeans. Whatever it says. And then you wipe it. And the big dick. You just keep wiping. You just wipe it down. And then right at the very bottom,
Starting point is 00:36:58 all those little lines he put over it, you see excuse. Excuse. And he just hits the fuck out of that every day but let's go back let's go back to his schedule okay so he's at the gym now four to six four to six he spends two hours there when he could have spent an hour probably doing the same thing eats more craft another bowl of cereal maybe a little bit more pizza or something yeah bingo yeah then he goes home gets on the computer till about three in the morning, 4 in the morning. Working. Nope.
Starting point is 00:37:25 Nope. Playing League. Playing League. Playing video games. Then he goes to bed, does it over again. He's done that for about a year. He went on a little grind of playing this Witch Hunter. I can't remember.
Starting point is 00:37:35 It was made for 7-year-olds. Right. Oh, Wizard 101. Wizard 101. Yeah. I revisited. For little kids. I revisited Wizard 101. He spent a lot of time on that.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Yeah. So he's done that for a year, but he cleared out Wednesday. Yes. For six months. Eight to ten. For six months. For you, Bo. For me.
Starting point is 00:37:51 You fucked that up. For me, man. And I fucked that up. But look at the other side, okay? Before this bowling league, what's Bo's schedule? Because he took the entire winter off from work. Because I deserve that. Listen, we've got the same fucking schedule on Wednesdays, okay?
Starting point is 00:38:05 I made a lot of money. Same schedule. I decided for my mental health and physical health, it was best for me to take four months off out of the year where I don't have to work at night because I could. Because you could afford it. Because I could afford it. Exactly. That's the difference.
Starting point is 00:38:18 I do live with my mom, but not because I have to live with my mom. And not because I have a girlfriend who is now going to put me on the title of her home. He's on girlfriend welfare. Literally, he's going from one woman that takes care of him to another. It blows my mind. Why do they want to take care of this man? You know why?
Starting point is 00:38:35 He doesn't deserve it. Look at me. I'm the best. He doesn't deserve it and I hope she can hear us right now. I'm the best. I hope she can hear us right now. She will.
Starting point is 00:38:43 You don't deserve her. You'll never be welcome back. You don't deserve her. You'll never be welcome back. You don't deserve her. You'll never be welcome back in my house. You understand that? You guys are a piece of shit. No, you're a piece of shit. Crazy is, we've had the same schedule.
Starting point is 00:38:56 You really, you know, the first time in my life, how old am I? I'm 27. When have I ever liked a woman in my life? Do you remember? Because I don't. I remember a couple. Because I don't. I remember a couple. Because I haven't. I remember a couple.
Starting point is 00:39:06 The first time in my life, I liked somebody, and he's like, you don't need to hang out with her. She's not even in town. You're not going to hang out with him or her over the podcast? Yes. You're really going to put her over the podcast? Yes. Yes, I am for one day.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Yes. Because we were supposed to do it tonight, which I'm glad we're here. How come you didn't cancel your bowling league to hang out with her so bad? We're going to hang out after. She's willing to work around it. Not like you. She's willing to work around my schedule. I come first.
Starting point is 00:39:31 I was here first. Right? That's fair. You know what's funny? I want to give you a benefit of the doubt. I'm really glad that we got it out there. Yes. I need to get that off my chest.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Logan called me tonight to talk to you. Andrew's not going to talk to you. He doesn't want to talk to you. I refused to call that off my chest. Logan called me tonight to talk to you. Andrew's not going to talk to you. He doesn't want to talk to you. Yeah, I refused to call him. Refused. Being the adult that I am, I said, you know what? I'll give Andrew a call. Because I'm a grown man.
Starting point is 00:39:54 I'm a grown man. You're so lucky that you were not blocked by then. I should have. He does this. I should have done it. We would be on Discord, and we'd talk shit, and he would just mute me. Because he can't take it. He can dish it out, but he can't take it.
Starting point is 00:40:06 I can take it for sure. No, you can't. You can't beat it. He can take it. This is the thing about him. We've been bullying Drew. I've been bullying Drew aggressively. Because he bullies us.
Starting point is 00:40:19 I've been hitting his pain points recently. We all get it. I've been saying, I know things are hard right now. Yeah. You're out of work. You know, I know. These aren't pain points. It's not looking good, you know.
Starting point is 00:40:33 And now he's got a job, right? Now he's got a job. Look what you did for him. He was whoring for a while there. Yes. He was whoring. Yes. And I said, hey, Drew, you've got to settle, man.
Starting point is 00:40:43 You've got to find someone. You're not going to find someone. Just dig in. Yes, and I said hey drew Find someone Just you're not gonna fuck just day. Are you trying to say? You gotta love somebody you gotta love someone and not be a slut. Okay, what'd he do? He found the greatest woman yes Somehow he trapped her. Oh my god god but look what you're on something as i'm saying you just gotta you just if you if you want change in him you just gotta because out of him he'll take it but he will work so that you can't use it against yes exactly it goes back to him i don't think that's the case i'm not playing the game because he doesn't want
Starting point is 00:41:20 to lose exactly no no not at all because he doesn't want to lose. Exactly. No, no, no. Not at all. Because he doesn't want to lose. I had to get a job because I wasted an entire summer of my life. And only one person is responsible for me going out there. And he's sitting right here to my right. Drew, you got to try this, man. You almost brought me into that. Yeah. You know what's funny? Logan was so convincing and so manipulative. You know what's funny? Logan was so convincing and so manipulative.
Starting point is 00:41:47 You know what's funny though is I can back it up because I do it and I get paid for it. Yeah. And you make a lot of money. Yeah. Now he does.
Starting point is 00:41:55 But look at him. I did before. I didn't over the summer and I do again. Yeah. Yeah. See, I got baited. I got baited.
Starting point is 00:42:01 You learned from it. Seasons. And you got better from it. Exactly. I got baited. That's what it was. We got baited. We got baited. You learned from it. Seasons. I got baited. And you got better from it. Exactly. I got baited. That's what it was. We got baited. We got baited.
Starting point is 00:42:08 It's unlucky. So after that, you know, I need to take some time off. You need to take some time off. I need to recoup. A year and a half. He needed a year and a half of time. Seven months. Okay, seven months.
Starting point is 00:42:18 But before that, what were you doing? Okay, hold on real quick. You cannot consider the work we did this summer as fucking work. In Ohio? Yes. Yes Ohio? Yes. Yes, I can. He calls it a camping trip. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:27 He's like, it was basically a boys camping trip I went on. The last like three weeks was like a camping trip. The last month and a half was total bullshit. This guy quit a month and a half. I would get Snapchats of him just fishing every day. He would fish every day. I made time. It was at the end of the work day.
Starting point is 00:42:44 I don't mean like, I mean he flat quit. Like, do you legit? No. Me and Trey were like, dude, we gotta fucking try. Yeah, we're here in Ohio. We gotta try.
Starting point is 00:42:54 It sucks, right? And Drew's like, all right, well, I'll just be here. We're like, no, you're not gonna come with us. Come on, man. You gotta go.
Starting point is 00:43:02 He gets out and he just sits on the curb and plays Clash. Yeah, four hours come with us. You got to go, man. You got to go. He gets out and he just sits on the curb and plays Clash. Yeah. Four hours at a time. What's crazy is. That was true working. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:12 Who considers that work? The crazy thing is we all made the same money. So it's like, you know, at least I caught some, some cool fish. He was honest. But he grew a little bit as a person. I did. Oh, I did too. I have never been closer to suicide in my entire life
Starting point is 00:43:26 than that fucking summer, dude. Oh my God. And it really sucks. I really thought my life was going to change because my friend promised me all this stuff. I'm going to make 50 grand
Starting point is 00:43:34 this summer. I was trying to help you guys out. You know what's funny too is he killed it on like a really shitty part of the job. So like there was
Starting point is 00:43:43 like two sections. It's like roofs and then solar. Yeah, he killed on the roofs, right? Did really well. Yeah, I was but like I knew roofs weren't what they were supposed. Yeah, but he was really feeling himself about it. So I'm like I was like, dude from the start. He's new to this.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Cool. Take it. But like he's talking shit. I'm making all this money. What are you doing? No, I didn't. I didn't talk any shit. No, but he you could tell he was walking. Yeah, he's walking real tall. Yeah, I'm making all this money. What are you doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I didn't. I didn't talk any shit. No, but he, you could tell he was walking. Yeah, he's walking his chest out. Real tall. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:08 I'm 6'2". No, he's not 6'2". He was walking real tall. And then you just see his light. Just slowly. Just go down. It was like. Done.
Starting point is 00:44:18 It dropped like two or three shades. And then just. And I was like, Drew's gone. I gotta keep going. There was no getting him back. Yeah, that shit was not pog at all. I got so shit on that entire summer. I think everybody did. Anyone who was there. Anyone who got to stay
Starting point is 00:44:40 in Ohio. Anyone who lives in Ohio. Not everyone. There was one person that kind of shined. Maybe two, but it wasn't me and it really sucked. Yeah, I feel that. anyone who lives in Ohio not everyone there was one person that kind of shined maybe two but it wasn't me and it really sucked yeah I feel that you learn from it
Starting point is 00:44:50 these are big bosses now you're employed now you know suffering now he has a job now he has a job look how far you've come yep a good woman in your life
Starting point is 00:44:57 you're finally getting out of your mom's house yeah I'm proud of you for yeah hopefully you can do it soon yeah I don't need to I can't wait until I'm your guys you for. Yeah. Hopefully you could do it soon. I don't need to.
Starting point is 00:45:05 I can't wait until I'm your guy's boss. Where? Like three years. For the podcast? No, just in general. You could never be
Starting point is 00:45:13 somebody's boss. You don't think so? I'd beat your ass. So why would you I don't think so. You could never be my boss. I don't think so. I'd just beat your ass.
Starting point is 00:45:19 I don't think so. Say, yeah, I claim. Yeah, it's like him with his dad, how he doesn't take direction from his dad now
Starting point is 00:45:24 because he just says, I could beat my dad's ass. Why would I listen to him? Yeah, same thing. Same principles apply. 100%. No, this is much different. I hold mental value over Bo. In what way?
Starting point is 00:45:36 You know, like, how he could never touch his big brother? Like, ever. Literally, he, Joseph could be in a wheelchair and Bo's getting his shit smacked. But I think that's most people. That's where I'm at. I think that's where I'm at. Okay, but you have to...
Starting point is 00:45:48 That's where I'm at. ...realize who my big brother is. Yeah. He's a scary fucking man. We are, like, the same person. Not even close. The only difference, he's a little bit tanner,
Starting point is 00:45:58 and that's it. A lot of it tanner. What's your favorite Joseph story to just, like, give people an idea of who your brother is? I'm trying to think of one off the top of my head. The one where he snapped his toe back into place and choked someone out? Or was it?
Starting point is 00:46:10 I mean, I don't, I don't. I like the thing where he says his go-to move in a fight is to headbutt somebody. That's his first move. Just headbutt immediately. I'm trying to think of these stories, but I don't know. He's just, he's just a crazy person. Or the time he was on the job and he knocked out three people. Okay, you're just making stuff up now. No, you told me
Starting point is 00:46:28 that story. I did not. He didn't knock out three people. Someone was flirting with his girlfriend. Oh. No, okay. He didn't knock out. He just... My brother is the kind of guy, like, if he's got a girl next to him, his girl's next to him, a guy walks by and looks at her, what the fuck are you looking at? And you would hear that and you're like,
Starting point is 00:46:44 I don't want any problem with this guy because he's willing to die for this right now i don't want any problem i guess one day he's at work his girl's walking out we would have a dj table that was separate from where the dj performed it's like they would perform and they would go to the table get all a bunch of free booze and be able to drink and do whatever they wanted okay he's walking by it's a bunch of black guys probably his security the dj's dj's over there one of the guys puts his hand on my brother's girl and he grabs a dude don't fucking touch her and the guy's like i'm not gonna let this guy show me up yeah grabs him he immediately grabs his neck and throws him against the wall two other guys come over and he's literally wrestling three guys by himself,
Starting point is 00:47:26 and he's winning. He's definitely winning. I don't understand where he gets his strength from. It's just he's got some crazy, scary, I don't want to fuck with this guy strength. And he's just got three guys, and the managers are coming over, security managers, and he's like, I'm going to fuck you guys up.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Don't ever touch my fucking girl. Going crazy. I'm like, dude, what the fuck? On three men. He's just got a whole nother, there's just a whole nother side of this guy that you don't want to see. Yeah. My dad was the same way.
Starting point is 00:47:53 I don't have that in me. Maybe I have that in me down there somewhere. Yeah. You do have a little bit of that in you though. I think I do. I do have, I do have it in me. I think the fact that Bo fought someone just for speaking bad about me.
Starting point is 00:48:04 Oh, for your name. Yeah. That's, that's a, that's a little bit of that. That might be like a route of attraction, though. Maybe. Joseph stuck up for his girl. Bo's sticking up for his honey. My boy.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Well, I've never had a girl, so we can't say I would. I would do the same thing for my girl. 100%. I'd hope so. Now, I don't know if I would try to wrestle three, six, five big men. I always feel like. He had him by the neck. I know.
Starting point is 00:48:26 He had him by the neck. And it was like, yo, the security managers were trying to take his hand off. And it's not going anywhere. And there was just that switch that flipped in his head. And it's like, no, I'm willing to die for this right now. For this right now. Yes. Scary man.
Starting point is 00:48:41 Very scary man. I don't want any problem with him. My dad was the same way. My dad. Did I tell you that how like My dad put five dollars on the table. This is like in 1970 Maybe 80 so five dollars a lot of money five dollars on the table He's like hey, i'm gonna punch you in the face right now to this random guy Guy's like what are you talking about? He's like well, you could either take the five dollars Or me punch you in the face. I'm gonna do it either way. But do you want the five about? He's like, well, you could either take the $5 or me punch you in the face. I'm going to do it either way.
Starting point is 00:49:05 But do you want the $5? The guy's like, no, I don't want to get punched in the face. And my uncle's like pulling away like, dude, chill out. What are you doing? It's just the kind of guys they were. I don't understand it. That's so fucked up. I don't have it in me.
Starting point is 00:49:15 I don't want to do that. I'm not an asshole. Only because he can't. I would be the guy who he wants to hit. Yeah. I'm not an asshole like that. I don't want to do that. I don't get it. It's not my fault I look like that. I don't want to do that. I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:49:27 I didn't choose this face. You know how his dad is like that? You know what's funny is dads who we were talking about this on the last episode or maybe two episodes ago where it was like our old dudes have way crazier stories than we do because they got away
Starting point is 00:49:44 with it. They got away with it. I feel like they lie a little bit, but that's okay. But we know kicking crew dads. And kicking crew dads would do the same fucking thing. Whereas literally just like, hey, I'm talking to your girlfriend, and if you have a problem about it, me and my seven friends are going to kick the fucking shit out of you. I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:50:02 I don't like that. That was just standard. That was standard for a lot of places, not just here. But that's like the stories that I hear a lot where it's like, and what do we do? What are we going to talk about?
Starting point is 00:50:17 A mean Facebook post. We don't have anything. Public posts on our girlfriends In 8th grade That's about it Lame ass stories How we were really How we were able to avoid Confrontation by just being cool
Starting point is 00:50:30 Yeah Being nice people Like nice men This is misunderstanding Look listen to this I've never been in a fight You haven't? No like that's what we tell our kids
Starting point is 00:50:39 Oh yeah Yeah I've been in one Remember I beat that diabetic His ass Remember? We don't need to bring that Yeah
Starting point is 00:50:44 We don't want to fight I want to know I'm done That doesn't count F diabetic His ass Remember We don't need to bring that Yeah We're in one fight One and all I'm done That doesn't count Fights in 7th grade don't count Yeah That's like the last time I've been in a fight
Starting point is 00:50:51 Speak for yourself I think we should just start Bringing gloves over That's fine Just settling stuff like that Yeah just I'll get back into Muay Thai It'll be easy
Starting point is 00:50:59 Yeah I would love to fight Andrew I would love to beat Andrew's ass It'd be quick dude I think He'd be sitting there making up excuses. Oh, oh, oh. I really think if you tied one arm behind your back,
Starting point is 00:51:10 I really think you could do it. You really think so? You think I'm that bad? I swear to God, I think you could do it. I still think I could do it. I think Beau's very athletic. I would put $10,000 that I would beat the shit out of Beau with one hand behind his back.
Starting point is 00:51:20 All right, put it down. Okay. Free bet. Free bet. To be fair, that's saying a lot against you. Not really. I would put 10 grand on both hands, too, but he offered one, so I'm going to take the one.
Starting point is 00:51:30 All I need is my jab. That's all I need. I would take the one. I'm eating him up with the jab, Logan. I promise you. You should see him doing this. That's not true. The whole time.
Starting point is 00:51:40 He's 5'10". I got mad reach. And then I'm going to come in with a little hook. I'm going to throw nothing but leg kicks at his broken ass knee and his little baby ankles. And he's going to crumble. You don't want to put leg kicks into it. You don't want to do that to yourself either.
Starting point is 00:51:53 I've seen so many UFC fights. You're going to throw one leg kick. So many. Hurt your own leg and be like, oh, I don't want to limp. You don't want to throw leg kicks into it because then I could use both legs. You want to take advantage of the fact that I'm only able to use my left hand.
Starting point is 00:52:09 Well, all you need is your jab. Why would I let you use your jab? What? That's what you said. All I need is my jab. Yeah, my left hand.
Starting point is 00:52:15 I just really think it's funny that you were planning on using leg kicks this whole time. No, this is just what I would do. I've never thrown a leg kick. Hundreds. Hundreds of leg kicks.
Starting point is 00:52:24 Andrew is the kind of guy, like, I started to realize he just lies about everything like he's the best at everything he does i think until you until you go out and you play go play golf with them or do something like that and he's not that good i'm not he's okay is he average maybe above average yeah like good for really good. You could pick it up decently. Yeah. You're not as good as you say you are at these things. I'm a super athlete. Which is why I know I would beat his ass.
Starting point is 00:52:51 I don't think so. Not a problem. I don't think so. I'm thinking I could beat his ass with just headbutts. I could headbutt him without a doubt. That's 50 grand. That's as much money as I can pull out of a bank. I could work my way in and just get him with a solid butt.
Starting point is 00:53:05 There's no chance. I think I could solid hand. There's no fucking chance. There's no chance, Bo. I think I could. Zero chance. Zero. Oh my god. That would be so funny. I'll run it. I am 100% down to run the one hand, put on gloves. Nobody's going to get hurt.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Your ego's going to get hurt a little bit i don't know can you imagine could he ever talk to me again after getting his ass beat with one hand it's not gonna happen i'm not worried i'm not worried at all on like because like that's the thing is like i think like i could take you if you had one hand yeah but like i think drew and i are pretty evenly like we're like in the same realm-ish. You know what I mean? But like, it's funny that you think Just like you're in the same
Starting point is 00:53:48 realm of bench press. Not really. Exactly. Not at all. Not even close. But like, he's got a better, you know,
Starting point is 00:53:54 test genetics, just better all over lift bench. He's already looking for an excuse. He's already looking for the way out. Already.
Starting point is 00:54:02 That's that line. We're not in the same realm of bench pressing. He's already looking for it. We're not in the same realm of bench pressing. He's already looking for it. We're not built the same. It's different. Bo. I would be Bo's ass with one hand for sure. No doubt.
Starting point is 00:54:15 We could have our special anniversary podcast episode. Here it is, what you guys have all been waiting for. Bo beats Andrew's ass with one hand tied behind his back. Ten grand. I'll put it up. Now I'm thinking about it. If I had two hands and Bo beat me up with one hand, that would be really bad.
Starting point is 00:54:35 You have to physically think about it. There's zero chance that it happens. Literally zero. Bo could beat one person's ass with one hand in the world and it's fucking Jimmy and that's it do you want to talk about the time
Starting point is 00:54:48 Jimmy took him to the ground okay nobody was there first of all Jimmy wrestled this man to the ground all 6'5 120 pounds of him
Starting point is 00:54:55 wrestled him to the ground I was 6'2 130 at the time here comes another excuse here you go Bo wasn't even there that night Bo you slipped over
Starting point is 00:55:02 the curb right he wasn't even there I was holding onto the door I was there trying to get first you know front door whatever't even there that night. Oh, you slipped over the curb, right? Haley wasn't even there. I was holding onto the door. I was there. Trying to get first, you know, front door, whatever. I'm like 15. Jimmy, double leg, do you? I'm behind.
Starting point is 00:55:10 Jimmy comes up in the raining, wet sidewalk. There's that first excuse. And then I fall in the grass, and that's it. And then I get up, and I got front seat anyway. That's all that happened. It was a clean double leg takedown. Jimmy just comes up and grabs both my legs and picks me up. Jimmy embarrassed him.
Starting point is 00:55:27 You guys are stupid. But yeah, I would beat the shit out of Bo with one hand. No questions asked. See, I think it would be like... It would not even be close. I know, I know. I would like to think it would be like really bad. Like it would be like really close,
Starting point is 00:55:39 but it's like if Bo had one arm behind his back and it's only his left hand, that's not going to be... You're telling me you're going to block a hook like this? But that's what I'm saying. You're going to get fucked. You're literally going to get fucked. I'm literally coming. I'm jabbing.
Starting point is 00:55:52 I'm jabbing. I'm jabbing. I'm jabbing. And he's going to get it. He gets excited. I have two hands. I have two hands. It's literally never going to happen.
Starting point is 00:56:01 I would beat the shit out of you, and I'd make a lot of money. So we'll do it. That's fine. You said you were putting $10,000 on it. I never said I was putting $10,000 on it. I said I would bet $10,000. I would beat the shit out of you, and I'd make a lot of money. So we'll do it. That's fine. You said you were putting $10,000 on it. I never said I was putting $10,000 on it. I said I would bet $10,000. I would beat your ass. You said you would put $10,000 on it.
Starting point is 00:56:10 I'm betting. Yes. I'm not going to put a one-sided wager on a fight. If you lost, that would be really bad. But I don't think you would like – There's zero chance. I feel like you'd have to be such a bad athlete to lose. Yes, literally.
Starting point is 00:56:23 But I also did see a man get knocked out by like a guy who's been training to box got knocked out by a boxer with one his undominant hand the left hand is very important for boxing like he very important which is why i would use my left over my right the guy had two full hands so it's like it could happen but you know it's not going to we'll find out it's not going to we'll run it i'll be done that's fine you put him in headgear i'll be fine he's not gonna touch me i got the headgear he's not gonna do i got the gear 10 grand i got the gear 10 grand he doesn't have 10 grand right now i got 10 grand he doesn't have 10 grand you lost me 10 grand but you don't have it
Starting point is 00:57:00 i didn't lose you 10 grand you lost me 10 grand you lost you 10 grand AMC oh my god you gotta get out okay so just to be fair Bo told me to get out I never I never told you I was just like I mean I would get out
Starting point is 00:57:13 he did we were driving same dude we bought Ethereum he's like dude look you're up get out now take your profit it hasn't been up in 6 months
Starting point is 00:57:19 just do it you can't lose when you take profits so I did and that was it what's AMC AMC's back down now I mean it's still up from where we sold I don't think so it was like $18 Just do it. You can't lose when you take profits. So I did. And that was it. What's AMC? AMC's back down now. I mean, it's still up from where we sold.
Starting point is 00:57:29 I don't think so. It was like $18 when I looked at it. Yeah. We sold like $14. That's on you guys. Yeah. Well, it's on you. You told us to.
Starting point is 00:57:36 We trusted you. I'm not in control of your money. You're the reason we got into it. And then I made you money. I trust myself. And then I was like, shit. You made money off of it. I was like, damn. I don't want Logan to get screwed.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Bo's saying it's a good idea. Let's listen to Bo, the big market guy. Oh, this man, whatever. Should I get out? Should I sell? I don't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:57:51 My first investment ever. Bo got me into it. I could tell it was not healthy for his mental health. And I was looking out for him as a friend and I was like,
Starting point is 00:57:58 you know what? It's probably better off you take your profit, you get out, you don't have to worry about it. Whatever your reasoning is, you're responsible for the whole situation.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Would you have sold when it went to 70 probably not no but i would have sold probably higher than 14 no you wouldn't have so you would just be right back to where you started except you would have had those three four months of feeling like on top of the world no i don't think so be right back to where you started that's where you'd be 100 i would be there that's where you'd be that's where exactly i be I probably would have sold it at double no you would not at 30 yeah
Starting point is 00:58:28 you don't have that mentality you have the mentality of it's at 70 it could be 100 could be oh it could go to 150 I'm not gonna sell
Starting point is 00:58:35 that's what you do and then once it goes down a little bit maybe I can get out you know oh yeah it's not healthy
Starting point is 00:58:40 but I'll lost you 10 grand I'll win it back for us when I beat the shit out of him. And then, let's go. I'll buy a suit.

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