Who Knows? Who Cares. - Love is Love, But Feet are Feet.

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

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But you're not gay. That's what I was going to say. You're not completely. Yeah. You're bi at the absolute most. Yes. How crazy is it though? Using you to find the right one.

We always make jokes that like, like guys can't be bi. You're either gay or not. Right. We've all made that joke before. Right. Guys are bi. Well, this is different.

This is so different. This is a dude who's been with a dude for five years. It's all he's ever done. Right. It's all he's ever known. All he's ever wanted. And now he's like, wait,. It's all he's ever known and all he's ever wanted. And now he's like, wait, I found this girl

that's like, holy shit. This girl's tits are fucking getting me. Not only are her tits sick. Tits ass. And she's giving me foot jobs. Shout out.

He's always been into man's feet. Yes. But he just never realized, wait, maybe that was the bridge. Feet are feet. That's how you don't shit your pants that you should I'm like, oh like are you wet right now? You know, are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not.

I love that we just found this. I know. And it's... It's so good. But that's like legit our theme song. You didn't do the... That's okay. It's too late now.

But that was the first... We played it. We're like, yep, that's it. Right there. That's our intro. We needed it. It fit us. Where did that come from? It was just preset that's it right there. That's our intro. We needed it. It fit us. Perfect.

Where did that come from? It was just preset? It's on there. That shit's so good. What a steal. It's free. Yeah. That's crazy.

And we're back. And we're back. Back. Minus one yet again. Yep. Typical. Classic. Yet again.

We need an editor. We need a real editor. Yeah. I mean, he's the lowest contributor anyway. is coming dude yeah it's coming we're trying to process all the stuff that you want us to do and it's like it's hard when it's hard to manage it we're just a couple of boys we're just three boys figuring it out we're lost marching through life yeah we're just a couple of fish and the ocean's big you know um but no we're here we've got a good weekly recap i believe we did a lot i don't think we've done one since your birthday have we had a lot we oh we did do one since your birthday no we did the one the

christmas episode and we never talked about my birthday right we never talked about my birthday let's start with that. We can start with that. We only had the pictures for after. We don't have JP either. Jackpot. No. So we'll talk about that after.

Okay, so for my birthday, obviously we did Jersey Shore. We showed you guys in the Christmas episode. We go out. Obviously, it's just such a great time every time we go out. It's so fun. Always fun. I don't know what it is about being dressed up downtown when you're not supposed to be dressed up. What are you guys? It's Jersey Shore Friday. You didn't know what it is about being dressed up downtown when you're not supposed to be dressed up.

What are you guys? It's Jersey Shore Friday. You didn't know? Duh. Dumbass. The third Friday of December, it's Jersey Shore Friday. This guy asked, what's going on? We're like, oh, it's Jersey Shore Day.

Yeah. And he's like, what? You didn't fucking know? And he's like, there's a day for that? You didn't know? It's Jersey Shore Friday. It's Jersey Shore Day. Every third December of 2023, it's Jersey Shore Friday. What are Jersey Shore Day. Every 3rd December of 2023, it's Jersey Shore Friday.

What are we talking about? How did you not know about this? You bought in fully. We go out. Obviously, we're having a great time. We show up. The best gambling night I think I'm ever going to have as a group. I've never seen a whole table like that.

We hand out some money. We're the good friends. What do we do? We take out some money from the account. Anyways, it was an amazing birthday. Shout out to you guys. Thank you for the support. They made it happen.

We give out some money to our friends. There's like eight of us. We all go to this casino. We love to play craps. We show up and there's an empty fucking craps table. Just like they wrote it up. And we all get our own spot at the craps table. And I promise you not, it was the best ever roles i've ever seen in my life yeah minus trey's role that we

had the other night but i know that these guys don't like girls but the girls did the two girls with us they came boys camera boys girl rolled for at least 45 minutes and i i just i've never had that much fun at a craps table dude i don't know how many times i fucking double high-fived you yeah well i was asking for it was amazing i needed it it was just amazing dude yeah just so so we walked out andrew was up a grand yeah 900 to a grand yeah up 500 i was up like. I should have been up so much more money. I'm the guy where no money's ever enough. Right. And if people are rolling, I want to be on everything. Right.

Because what if that hit? There's action out. What if I made 20 grand tonight? I missed out big time. I never felt what that's like. It's funny you say that. What if I hit 20 grand tonight? So anyways, we had the time.

It was the most amazing birthday I was at. It was good. Now let's talk you say that. What if I hit me 20 grand tonight? So anyways, we had the time. It was the most amazing birthday. I had so much fun. It was good. Now let's talk about my week. Let's talk about a day where Logan didn't invite us to golf. He golfed with other friends, and then he went gambling afterwards. Didn't invite us. Didn't get that invite either.

Okay, so like you said, so I do this gambling thing like once a month maybe with my – so I've got a couple other friends. You guys would love them. We went golfing. We always get super drunk when we go golfing, and they're like, hey, we should go gambling. And me and Bo have a thing where it's like we don't gamble unless it's somebody's birthday because we have a problem.

Unless it's occasion because we never win. Unless somebody asks. Unless it's like when it's forced, we just never feel it. Bo and I have a thing where we gamble, and we're like, hey, we shouldn't do this. We shouldn't do this. So let's not do it. Yeah. But anyways, my friends do it.

I never gamble with these guys. So I'm like, all right, let's go. We go to the casino. I go to Capriotti's. I find a fortune cookie that says, hey. You didn't tell me this. Yeah, I find a fortune cookie. I got this.

I carry it. I put it in my phone right away. And it says, your hard work is going to be rewarded very soon. And you're always working. yeah i find a fortune cookie i got this i carry it in my i put it in my phone right away and it says your hard work is going to be rewarded very soon and i'm like always working and i'm like god that's so good okay boom we go every single thing is taken up we start at the craps table i don't like the vibe at all i'm like guys i don't like this that is something i need to get better at the vibe here is not good the dealers here is not good let's we gotta stop trying to change it i don't i don't like it let's leave so we go not good. Let's go. We got to stop trying to change it. I don't, I don't like it.

Let's leave. So we go, they're like, let's go. We all walk around. All the blackboard tables are completely full. It's like 10, $15 minimums.

We're like, no, let's not do it. There's a Texas hold'em table. And my friends told me, Hey, Texas hold'em was really cool and really fun. I've never played before.

So we sit down, Josh, first time winners. Hey, this is how you play the game long story short there's a little thing on the screen that's called the progressive and it's the jackpot goes up every you put a dollar on it and it just goes up three whatever how many people are playing every time they put a dollar just keeps going yeah so it's really hard to hit the jackpot was up to twelve thousand seven hundred dollars okay the only way you hit it is if you're playing the progressive which is a dollar bet

and royal royal flush which i which it's one deck of cards so like a royal flush is you get all you get the five cards you need the only five possible king 10 10 through ace. All the same suit. And so what happens? I get a king of hearts. No, I get a jack of hearts and a king of hearts. No. That sounds right. They weren't next to each other.

You had a space in between. Jack of hearts and an eight. No, a king of hearts and a 10 of hearts. Could have been. Whatever. It's a royal flush. So he gets it on the original so they obviously texas hold them he gets his two cards they flat five and then they flip the first three

so he gets it he doesn't even realize he gets it which is exactly how low like i imagine it to go because i'm fucking sitting here please please please please let me just show the dealer hey what do i do here a king of hearts and a ten of hearts the immediate thing i'm looking for is face cards i see those i had a king of hearts and a jack of hearts okay i'm immediately looking for the ten queen fucking ace immediately in my head he's just sitting here do i play this hand okay let me back it all right whatever with fucking twelve thousand seven hundred dollars just sitting there and he doesn't even know it right so the dealer tells me hey you, you just won $12,700. In fact, you actually won a lot more.

And so then the pit boss comes over. It takes like a whole hour. And I walk out of the casino with $18,000. So the progressive $12,700, then there's like different side bets. So there's a $5 trip side bet, which you hit on the flush itself, like straight flush or flush, whatever. So this is like 500 to one or something.

I got taxed on the 12 K. They took three away. So I had nine and then they gave me somehow another seven grand. I don't know what I won, but I won seven more thousand. And then I go up to the casino with six. So he has about like 15,000 and change 15, 16. And he walks out with how much? 18. $15,000, $16,000.

He walks out with how much? $18,000? They overpaid me $18,000. They overpaid me $2,000 to $3,000. Then they're like, hey, we overpaid you. They call me later on when we're going out. We go out. He calls me to tell me how awesome this is for him and not for me

because I deserve it way more than he does. We didn't even get invited we didn't get invited yeah so he's telling me all these things it's obviously that's so fucking cool because i literally dream about yeah that's like really cool so we're out we're playing pool because we're like yo we got to ride this streak we're we're like you're lucky tonight i'm lucky tonight and so he gets this call we're playing pool he's like talking on the phone like what's going on he's like santa fe just called me um they want me to come back because i owe them 2200 like hey you need to come back and pay this money and he's just like

okay okay cool okay okay all right hang up i'm not paying him yeah why would we all look at like dude i said so they said uh hey this is santa fe this is logan i said yeah and they're like okay so you know i was like okay okay okay and like so you're gonna come back and pay it i was like okay okay and then we hung up i blocked their number i went back there next weekend took 500 again just keep racking it up and uh i think i want to rename the place we went back there and trey rolled out of his fucking. Yeah, I've never seen somebody roll that. And I'm so mad. I was talking about this at the gym today.

I'm always on the all tall. So I'm like, always. I'm on it when Trey's rolling. He hits the pass. Then he hits a seven on the come out, which means it comes off. So I had to get back up. And I'm like, dude, he's already rolled for like 20 minutes. There's no way he rolls for another 20

minutes i'm like ah nah whatever what does he roll for another hour another fucking hour dude yeah he was damn near an hour and a half another hour he told me he was like dude i fucking wish it was over for so long and i was like that's so funny that you wanted to roll seven he made like a hundred dollars you know made 75 dollars yeah the other two guys tipped him $100 each. The guy next to me made probably $5,000 off his roll. Easy. He had $25,000 on the make-em-all, which is $151 to $1. So that's like $37.50. And then he laid his, like I said, so he laid his,

all the trade he needed was a six at the end. So he laid his six, which basically just means I'm betting that he does roll a six. We left the casino that night at 4.30 in the morning. Yeah. And I had to be up early the next day. Yeah. It was worth every fucking second. I think I woke up at 12, though.

But it was great. It was so fun, dude. It was a good time. We're winning money at the casinos. Somehow. Which never happens for me. Never happens. Ever.

We had a bad streak. We lost like fucking 1,200 bucks. Yeah, you guys were on a little tear there, huh? And now we're up. streak we lost like fucking 1200 bucks yeah you guys were you guys were on a little tear there huh and now we're up now we're up now who's the next birthday dude

now we're all up um Caden Carter Jaden just passed when's Carter's birthday March March 14th Cade's the 17th

okay yeah I got a I got a fucking marathon that day I'm running 17th oh the Spartan thing yeah good luck man

what's that Spartan thing's Yeah. Good luck, man. The Spartan thing is not a marathon. It's like just you have to do all the obstacles and shit. It's a lot. It's like a Tough Mudder. You'll be fine.

I haven't trained for it yet. You'll be fine. It's just like the people that those guys that they don't train at all. Like, you know what? I'm going to do something. They don't.

Yeah. And they want to see if they could do it. It's like, yeah, I'm sure you can, but you're not going to have fun doing it. Right. My only worry is I'm getting do something they don't yeah and they wanna like see if they could do it it's like yeah I'm sure you can but you're not gonna have fun doing it

right my only worry is I'm getting a giant back piece and if it's mud stuff I don't wanna get my mud in the back piece when are you doing it I'm getting my tattoo

on the 3rd of March February oh you'll be fine yeah you'll be fully healed yeah you'll be fine unless he's digging into your shit he's gonna be digging

into my shit yeah I mean but you'll month and a half you'll be fine yeah either way i once well i gave the boys a grand each had to don't point to us not you guys but the guy we made so it's funny they didn't say anything i was like hey listen we are go like no matter if anyone hits this thing everyone's getting a thousand dollars at least right and because i was like if you guys hit it, come on. And they were like, okay, cool. And then I hit it.

You're like, wait a second. I'm the last person that should have hit it. I could not find somebody less deserving to win. I'm the last person who needed another $16,000. Fuck, dude, another $16,000 that I don't even notice going in my neck. Didn't even know. And then I gave them $1,000, and I also paid for their plane tickets to New York.

Fair. I was like, hey, got you guys. And then I gave them a thousand bucks and I also paid for their plane tickets to New York. Fair. I was like, Hey, got you guys. Yeah. I mean, I wish I gave them more at the time. I just was like,

so fucking, no, you're just so high. You don't even think about it now. Yeah, that's good dude. You know, but if I ever hit,

that's what I'm going to use too. I didn't even realize what was happening. I'll get you guys on the next one. I feel so good. Mm hmm good but we did get a writing question okay so we got a confession that was our weekly recap this recap this is the most important thing so we have a confession that was written to us which is great and that's what we want more of so if you guys have any confessions anything that you want us to talk about on the podcast anything could this be i have not heard it yet. Logan hasn't heard it.

I've obviously read it. Could this be the best confession we've gotten? There's some good ones. It's pretty fucking good. But it's been a long time since we had a confession. The thing is, confessions to me are the best. Yeah. Like, there's nothing...

It's vulnerable. I can't connect with someone more than off of a confession. Right. Like, if you write in confessions... Because you've done a lot of risky shit. I've lived for it shit i've i love the content shout out to you i tune in the podcast quite weekly and i love everything you guys are doing so i have a confession to make and hopefully you can discuss this on the pod basically i am gay

and i've been with my boyfriend for nearly five years i love him a lot a lot in all caps and i would say we have had had a very strong relationship thus far recently however i met this woman at work and i have developed a very strong romantic and physical attraction to her everything from her body curves tits and ass drive me so wild that i can't stop thinking about her even when i'm with my boyfriend she and i work closely together and we quite often flirt with one another however i have not told her that i'm gay and i have a week, we carpooled to work together and she began complaining about her feet hurting from standing up at work all week. I offered to give her a foot massage in the back of her car, and one thing led to another where I began getting really turned on by her feet in my

hands and close to my crotch. Mind you, I'm gay he's saying yes and i have only ever been interested in men and also like guys feet really appreciate you guys showing your feet by the way shout out shout out anyways i ended up admiring her painted toes out loud and began inspecting them up close to my face i commented on how good her feet smelled and one thing led to another i soon began sucking her toes and she gave me a foot job so now i'm really confused and worried about what my boyfriend would say if he found out oh your boyfriend would not is being into women's feet as gay as a gay guy bad according to you guys well hey buddy is it considered cheating if i get a foot job from her oh of course now you're gay what are your thoughts on a gay guy being into women? Do you think it's possible?

Do you think I should dump my boyfriend and date this woman instead? No. Your insight would be so helpful. No on that one. Okay. Okay, so. No on the date. You should not dump.

Yeah, you shouldn't dump your boyfriend and date this woman instead. But you're not gay. That's what I was going to say. You're not completely gay. You're bi at the absolute most. Yes. How crazy is it though? We always make jokes that

guys can't be bi. You're either gay or not. We've all made that joke before. Guys are bi. Well this is different. This is a dude who's been with a dude for five years. It's all he's ever done. It's all he's ever known. All he's ever wanted.

And now he's like wait I found this girl that's like this girl's tits are fucking getting me not only her tits ass and she's giving me foot jobs shout out he's always been into man's feet yes but he just never realized wait maybe that was the bridge feet our feet and i like a woman's foot too that was the bridge. Feet are feet. That's the title of this episode. Feet are feet. Okay, dude. The most normal one we've had. There's a lot to unpack.

Such a hot story, by the way. I know. I could feel the tension. That's why his legs are up. Logan's hiding a tent. He doesn't know either. He's just working through it. He's navigating through it himself. He's like, wait a sec. It's like saying you don't like apples. You're working through it he's navigating through it himself he's like wait a sec

why is this well it's like it's like saying you don't like apples you're working with this person you're hanging out and you're just like no I'm gay like I'm not into this

but like what the fuck is this but man could I fuck these these feet anything all of it these feet

what's so you know what I'm really curious about so obviously gay guy right or predominantly gay yeah and he got a foot job I wonder how he's gonna work You know what I'm really curious about? Obviously, gay guy. Predominantly gay. He got a foot job.

I wonder how he's going to work with the other parts. That's where I was going to transition to. It's kind of cheating. It is. It's totally cheating. You need to explore this. For sure. You need to figure out for yourself, is this just a foot thing?

Maybe I'm attracted to the fact that it's just not, I'm not supposed to do it. He said tits. That's what I'm saying. He said tits. So you need to explore this and figure out for yourself. She's built then. Figure out for yourself that this is what you like.

Feel free to send a picture of her in so we can really dig deeper into this so we can know what she looks like and we can give you better feedback. Send her an Instagram handle. We'll take a look at it. We'll talk about it next episode. You don't have to send anything, but it would be cool if you did. If you did, though, we wouldn't mind.

But we obviously won't share that. We'll keep it between us. It'll be us. We'll be like, you know what? I don't blame them. I'm not mad at them. Either way, I'm not mad at you. She'd turn me. them yeah i'm not mad at him yeah right either way i'm not mad at you she turned me either way

if you're attracted to her tits that is a telling sign that maybe can't label yourself as men aren't just that's what i'm into that's my favorite part is he said i am gay right i'm not caps he's yelling at us that he's like hey i'm gay yeah i'm as gay as they come but but her feet are fucking no it wasn't that's what i'm saying it ended up with yeah end of a feet because you like feet which we get we probably put him onto that to be honest no he's always been in the feet for sure that is man i wonder what it feels like to have that dude okay so like euphoric epiphany into women's feet as a gay guy bad according to you guys it's not bad i also don't think like we said he might not you might not be gay i don't think there's a might there i don't think obviously you can you can be attracted

to men and like men obviously you figure that out but you could also be attracted to women and just not have realized it because you've always been attracted to men or you just never given it a chance you've never given it a chance have you guys seen salt burn no i don't know what that is oh man you guys are missing out sorry man salt burn is a movie if you get you know euphoria i know of it yeah i never watched it either so the main one of the main characters is not main character he's one of the characters is jacob like the tall guy yeah the one everybody loves the girls fucking melt over yeah dude i'm melting over that guy god he's so fucking hot. It's crazy.

It's like 6'4", right? It's crazy, dude. It's like Brad Pitt 6'4", though. It's Brad Pitt Fight Club. 6'4". It makes sense. The girls, what are they going to do? We get the same reaction.

I understand it. The guys. 6'2". What are they going to do? You know? Man. Adapt. This guy think okay now i see it he might be british yeah he has an accent and it's just like dude what a fucking joke checking all the boxes yeah but it's also like let's say he was gay for example there's a girl in um salt burn not salt burn and euphoria the blonde girl

yeah i know and she everybody loves her too i'm saying she were a gay guy like her too but you're like wait i've never seen this before i've never seen that this is it if i was gonna do it i would do this that just shows you sexuality is a spectrum it's a spectrum i really and like it also if you guys go back to like roman times for example everyone was fucking everything it's just like guys in prison it's like i'm not gay but i'm gonna fuck this guy right because that's all i have that's prison though that's like a very yeah this but that same thing with like the like it it was like 300, like what, the Greeks or whatever they were.

Spartans. Spartans. Yeah, they always used to fuck each other. Obviously they had no women with them. They fucking were born and raised warriors and they would just be with other men. How do you decide who's the bottom? I don't know. They probably fight for it.

Like literally and you just fuck like this bloody beaten body. I think even like, I think the most masking guys would be the bottom. I think they like, there's like some sort of fucking. It's the reverse. The reverse is like, I'm the strongest fucking alpha warrior. Little power flip. I want to be dominated. Yes.

Nobody's ever done this to me and it's going to get me out of it. I've been getting dominated more. Yeah. And I'm really into it. It's like succumbing to like, you know, like, yeah. If you're getting more comfortable, just be like, it's okay. Like, I i know who i am i know i could go out and fucking kill all these guys i kill the person who's dominating yes but i can let this happen because i'm i'm in control but i'm so it just comes back to you having power over them anyway is what it sounds i don't know

whatever doesn't sound like very much uh submission going on here but it's like it's like letting yourself submit that's what it is like letting yourself you going on here. No, but it's like letting yourself submit. That's what it is. Like letting yourself do it. Dude, you're so on point right now. I know, yeah. It's crazy. It's so crazy. I'm supposed to be gay.

You guys know this. Yeah. You guys always thought. Some wire got crossed. It wasn't you. We never thought it was you. I thought it was you for a long time. Your mom thought it was me.

My whole family thought it was you. I know who we thought it was. In our group? Hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I still think that's a possibility. No, I think so too.

But no, I think don't leave your boyfriend. Don't leave him. I think he would understand at the end of the day too. I don't think you tell him. No, he would not. Okay. Don't take advice from him. We are the ones who take advice from him. Yeah, don't take advice.

Do not tell him. If you're not planning on leaving him, don't tell him. Don't tell him. Because the thing is, when was this written in? What's the date? It was like a week or two ago. January 4th. Okay, so if you haven't left him yet,

a week from today, don't tell him, but please, there's so much time. Please continue to give us updates. Give us updates on what's happening. I think, obviously you said not,

not take my advice, but I think you guys agree. Explore this and see where your feelings go. See how you feel being with this woman and like the whole thing yeah see the whole see what makes you come so we've done butt stuff butt stuff's sick but the other stuff is really sick butt stuff is sick because you do the other stuff so much right that it's like oh i've never had this and i want to know from somebody with experience if boy butt is different than girl butt no you don't think so that's butt dude but i feel like if anything i feel like there might be I want to know from somebody with experience if boy butt is different than girl butt.

No. You don't think so? Butt's butt, dude. Butt's butt, for sure. I feel like if anything. I feel like there might be a different muscle composition. I feel like if anything, it's less fun because we're bigger. So like the organs are different. You know what I mean?

Okay. Like there's more room in there. Okay. It's not even as. Wouldn't that make it less then? for a man for dudes you're saying dudes have more room dudes have more room ah okay because we're bigger so i feel like that would be less fun then that's what i'm saying it's tight yeah but imagine now going from that to you would lose your fucking mind right you're like what is this holy shit like that felt good this feels fucking crazy yeah great yeah and i shouldn't be doing it i'm sure it feels good but

it doesn't feel as good as the other one it's fair only when it's new or yeah when it's like when you haven't had it in a while that's what but even you guys will say hey like that gets old you know when you chip in for eagle yeah that's what it feels like it feels like they i don't know if you know that it feels like when you chip in for eagle yeah you're golfing yeah just because like it never happens and if you love it's always a possibility you're already into all the things about this woman you're probably gonna be into that yeah more you're gonna lose your you're gonna lose your fucking mind so just so you know you're by yeah Congratulations on finding out that there's a new...

Which is okay. Huge discovery. Nothing wrong with that. Huge discovery. There's a new chapter in your book. And let's just preface this. Let's do more of this with all the people. Obviously, you know,

you're not all going to have an awesome story like this. But anything that you've done, let's go through that. Dude, let's talk about it. Yeah. Let's talk about... Let us live through you.

I lived it for this shit, dude. Logan is wishing this was him. Yeah. So bad. Yeah. So bad, dude. Taboo. You met in the back of his car?

Yeah. And the whole time he's like, I'm gay. And he can't tell her, but he's like, why is this so fucking good? Hey, just so you know, this is new to me. I mean, what you gonna

say? No, you're not. Look at you. Okay, also when you respond, did you come? Oh, no, he came. Yeah, he had to have. He said he did. He said he came? I'm pretty sure so. I'm pretty sure. Came from a foot job? Yeah. Your first woman foot job ever? He didn't say that. I just, I think

I just imagined it. I did too. Because I wanted it to happen. I watched the entire scene live. Yeah, I wanted it to happen. The bus. Yeah. Through a GoPro or something.

That's how I'm seeing it. Birds eye. I got a face on this guy. I know what she looks like. No way he didn't bus. Because the preceding questions are fucking, should I leave? He's going to change his entire life for this.

No way. He should do. And this is really, really fucking, this is like a top level move. Okay. Hey, I want to talk to you.

I think I might be by, and I'd like to open this. Can we introduce the unicorn? I'd like to open this up. But the thing is though, with gay guys, and this is completely, what's the word? I'd like to open this up. The thing is, though, with gay guys, and this is completely, what's the word? That's like when there's a stereotype.

It's a stereotype. Gay guys can fuck. They get ass because they're all dudes. And guys want to fuck all the time. So if you open a relationship up, you are opening yourself up to, hey hey let's do an open relationship if you do that though your boy is going to be fucking yeah 100 right because gay dudes fuck not women though not hot co-worker women but if you open it up to like be able to see her once or twice, three or four times. That's probably going to be,

it's kind of, it's kind of, you can just get more of a feel of like what you're into. Yeah. I just, I want that for you. I don't know how to describe. You just need to figure out how much you like women.

Yes. That's what I want. Compared to the man that you're with. Obviously you're in love with this guy and you really care about him. Or was at least. But you, you still care about this guy a lot, but you can't change your. Or was, at least. But you still care about this guy a lot.

But you can't change your fucking... Biology. Your biology. What you feel and what you want, your desire on the inside. So if you like women, then you like women. And if you like her more than you like your man, then that should show, hey, there's this guy that I fucking am in love with,

but there's this woman that's like, fuck. She's doing everything that I've... I haven't felt like this before. So you need to kill for this, dude. You just need to explore that figure out for yourself it sounds shitty but keep it to yourself and just that's what it is work through it and figure it out and say okay yeah this is what i want it's so funny i always hear the stories the other way where it's like like my mom's boss for example was he had two or three kids with a woman and then he's like, my mom's boss, for example, was, he had two or three kids with a woman. And then he's like, I'm actually fucking gay, by the way.

So yeah, this is all right. Yeah. But man, this is better. Best doctors in the city. And he's like, I'm into dudes, by the way. It goes both ways. And then boom, he was full dude. Yeah.

Ever since just dude. And it's like like that's awesome this might be a turning point for him too yeah this could i've never heard the other way yeah this could just be your training so excited it's crazy i love it my friend one of my friends that i used to work with he told me this story and i'll never forget it because he used to work security in the club which you would just see way shit and he's like yeah so i'm like doing security for this table and he's very like he would get along with all his tables he talked to all of them so he became friends with this table right it's two guys two girls they're two

husband like husband wife husband wife the husbands are best friends the wives are best friends so they're hanging out blah blah blah the wives are at the table and they're like our husband's with the bathroom it's been like 45 minutes like are they are they okay like what's going on so he goes to the bathroom and i guess they were fucking in the bathroom and like they had gotten like cum all over each other and like the security guards like yo you need to get the fuck out like blah blah and so the wives end up fucking going to the bathroom and finding them like yo covered in cum yeah and they had no idea that their husbands were gay the whole time he's like dude i didn't know what the fuck to do i don't know how you i don't know what you do in that situation but that's it's just it's real

those things are real but i've never heard it the other way around, which is crazy. And I'm like, dude, I want this for you, man. I want this for you. I want to know more about how this ends up for you. Yeah, I want to hear the next update. If you took the time to share this with us, and we appreciate it. Please, yes. We are so in. Yes, yeah.

Don't stop following up. Yes. Because, man, am I invested. Yeah, and now I'm 100% invested. I want to know where this ends up and i want to know detail for detail yeah give me everything give me the smell of her hair i want to know what it did to you how did it make you feel what's what's it feel like when you you know and you just for the first time i know for the first time it's a different feeling and

it's like for the first time but, but you've already done so much. You're already experienced, but it's like a whole new experience. It's a legit new game. We should fuck tonight, guys. Oh my God. This is crazy. Anyway.

Are you guys feeling this? Send in these confessions. This is awesome. This is the best one, actually, that we've ever gotten. I can't believe you guys didn't say this was the best one. I'm so glad Kramer Boy's not here. Oh, this is the best one. He's missing out big time.

Okay. Do we have any topics? I've got a question for you guys of what do you think the worst physical feeling would be in the world? Physical feeling? I've got a question for you guys of what uh What do you think the worst like physical feeling would be in the world physical? I've gotten more in so i've got i've started watching game of thrones He told me to start watching game of thrones and i'm like, all right, fuck it. I'll watch it. It's so fucking good It's a good show. I'm so glad it's so good. It's a good show But just the brutality Like the torture like the shit that they go through like i've just been putting myself in a position like dude

That would fucking like i couldn't imagine like getting cut up or like all these things that they fucking like especially in that time where there's no season one i'm almost done with season two she's like a rusty sword that's been laying in dirt that's what i'm saying there's like skinning you they're cutting their heads off there's a group of people that you'll see the fucking their banner is filleted people that's their whole move it's like when they get their enemies they fucking skin them alive but you guys know i'm big into like fucking like making myself get better at like feeling pain like i'll do like the cold stuff or like just doing stuff that i don't enjoy but i can't imagine

like being tortured or like shit like that i always like the burned alive thing like people getting burned a lot like dude that's that's what that was my first thought was like one being burned alive and then we said skinned and if i was like oh i didn't even go that extreme i was thinking way lower oh no i was thinking like worst case scenario yeah that's fine too i'm fucking strapped down to a table and somebody's just fucking cutting me open like slowly or cutting off my fingers or pulling off my fingernails or something. I wasn't thinking of more like a long drawn out process.

What are you? My answer is way different. Go ahead. I was thinking like putting like a toothpick on your toenail and like kicking a wall. I remember that. Something like that. Would you rather?

That's what we used to play. Yeah, something like that. I don't know what. I think it's the videos that you guys send me on fucking instagram but my feed is beginning like dark dark dark yeah and so like i'm watching this like uh it's punishment in brazil they steal they shoot there they make them put their hands out and they shoot their hands straight through i'm like yep and they they just like turn around like oh fuck all right it's like i'd rather sorry i don't want the build-up i don't want the buildup.

I don't want to sit here and fucking see it like, and I'm just knowing like, oh my God. Yeah. It's going to fucking happen, but it hasn't happened yet. It's going to fucking happen. Like, I don't want that. So I just think of like being tortured, like, and I'm sitting here like, I know it's going to happen.

And I am imagining it to be so bad in my head that it's just like so fucking. Well, the worst part too is like the no matter what i do right now this is going to happen feeling right it's like like i have zero control over anything stuck on a wall like with your fucking hands and like there's like you're like pulling and like nothing it's been like 16 hours yeah and you're just there's like there's no escaping so when this guy comes in, this has happened.

Whatever he's going to do, it's going to happen for sure. Right. That feeling has got to be the fucking worst. That's got to be so scary. Because I get inconvenienced. I was at a fucking dinner last night. Okay, I have another one. Go ahead.

I was at dinner last night, and it took... I was there for three hours, two and a half hours, and I was like, this is fucking insane. Where'd you go? I went to the Durango and like went to the,

and it was terrible. It's blacklisted. But either way, I think about that all the time, like the time, like going through, I was, I was enjoying myself and I was bummed out.

Yeah. Imagine. So I'm on Twitter. Twitter's also gotten fucking bad. Twitter's just like porn and murder. So there was a story of this guy that's like you know those guys that go through caves and they're like yeah barely can get through like those are fucking nuts i fucking dude i don't usually get like the feeling of

like i'm reading it and i'm feeling like uncomfortable yeah so he's going through this cave that's never been explored so he's going through and it's like a 12 inch fucking so he's going through this cave that's never been explored so he's going through and it's like a 12 inch fucking so he's like squeezing through this cave forcing through but like face first point no yeah but he gets to a point where there's a drop so he falls face first into the cave and now he's headfirst stuck in like a ravine in a ravine in the cave and he was in there for i think like 27 hours maybe even more stuck in this cave probably broken bones broken bones and can you imagine being fucking like this you deserve it but i'm just saying like that feeling maybe would be those people are insane and so we're into that shit his dad crawls in the cave tries to get to him like so they're all like i guess experienced fucking cave whatever whatever so he like gets

in like slowly pulling him up he's on a fucking line like there's a whole fucking process and they've been in this cave for hours and they get him like kind of halfway pulled out the line break slips he falls fucking head first back even worse he ends up dying obviously in this cave they couldn't get him out but that to me might be the fucking worst thing being like 36 hours could you imagine being a day and a day and a half you're over here three hours waiting for food like this is the worst thing fucking ever for 36 hours you're sitting in the fucking you're packed in a box and you can't move dude this shit is so discomforting that's that was the most discomfort dude i hate watching those videos.

I've ever felt in my life. It's like I just woke up and I'm reading this story. I'm like, why do I feel like this? I got to put the phone away. Okay, I got to start my day. It's like I'm covered in icy hot when I watch that shit. My head gets hot and it drips down to my feet. Dude, it was like, I don't want to.

I'm just like, why would anybody do this? Never. So I figured out that I might have a fear of like closed spaces claustrophobic i don't want to do claustrophobic i also have a fear of heights i don't have a fear of heights so i get this weird thing when i if i look up at the sky and it's windy outside you see the clouds moving fast no just like if i look like let's say like i stand on the back of a truck and I like, so I'm off the ground of like the real ground and I look up at the sky and it's windy. I feel like I'm flying through the air and I'm falling. It's weird.

Really? You're like panic? Yeah, I have like a real fear of heights. Like when, I don't know why, but like I went to the Eiffel Tower. It's a little, it's a weird, it's a weird feeling. I was in the Eiffel Tower in Paris, by the way. Shout out.

I was fucking, it was windy that day. Oh yeah. Exactly what I can't do. And I was like. You're just death gripping the rail. No, I fucking ran and like went back against the wall. Cause I needed to feel grounded. Cause I was having a full blown panic attack.

Oh dude. Where I was like. Have you been to the stratosphere no the stratosphere has like a place it's windy as fuck but like you're not even outside but like the windows are faced this way when you're up so you're like you're like you could almost feel like you're falling over it yeah and that shit was like well this and it's glass so it's like you're looking through a fish tank here because i know i'm fine but man this is a weird feeling to feel right now and i didn't like it when i was up there doing work like i could see that would be

a fucking problem in between the panels you know it's like steel like grid right like structured half of them are like cracking like the steel is like splitting and it was so like uneasy feeling like looking out and it's like is this gonna fall right now while i'm at fucking work at five in the morning will this whole right all it takes is one kid to be stupid and like step on this fucking glass and he's gone forever that's what the glass was cracking no like the the framing around the windows were like splitting from the floor of like the top level yeah where they do all the rides and stuff i had to go outside one time to like mess with an antenna it's like 60 mile an hour winds and you just feel like the whole building is fucking sweet no it does it's terrifying like that they

design it that way because it needs to sway like that's yeah it's part of the the architecture of it like engineering you have to sway when you get buildings that big or it's like because you can't have it's better for earthquakes earthquakes and stuff like that which has got to be just so uncomfortable i hated it dude every second every second i'm like and it looks like you're just on ground but you're like looking eye level to mountains i have something for us to talk about okay that i think it's it's going to be a very like obvious thing but like so it's just like an interesting thing so i was listening to joe rogan and he was talking about how um everyone who ever got kidnapped by indians do you guys know so like what like

native americans would do they would go to like other tribes and they would steal people because they needed more people that were not in the bloodline to make more people. Okay. That was like the whole thing. So they would go and kidnap each other and like, like, okay, you're part of our tribe now.

And that was just like across the board, young people. So they didn't know, or just like trafficking more just so like, Hey, we captured you. You're now part of our tribe, but like that will allow us to

make more people so when they did that to like the colonizing people who were like going across they would basically murder all the dudes and then like if there was girls they'd keep them okay and so they'd keep the girls but like every girl or whoever that got captured and like was raised with native people like if they ever were found and like taken back to the like the states and like the normal shit that we were doing back then they would all be like fuck this i'm trying to go back out and like chase buffalo and sleep under the stars like why the fuck am i doing this shit yeah i want to go back there all of them and then all the native people that they were like trying to assimilate were like,

fuck this shit. I'm trying to go back over there. Yeah. But no one ever was like, oh, I'm trying to do what we're doing. So it's like. You're going to watch Dancer with Wolves. You know what I mean? But like, it's just like.

He does that same thing. But it's, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's crazy that the fact that that, like what the native people were doing here was the thing to do the thing to do and like also something else that's super interesting is until we had repeater rifles the fucking native people were murking us oh i'm sure murking yes way faster to shoot an arrow than to stuff your little ball down your musket no like so they were like that's all they were i'm sure that's you don't you're just living off the land.

That's all you do all day. But they were doing arrows. It's like, just get better at what you're doing. They were riding on horses and they would hide underneath the horses. On the side. Yeah.

And fucking throw the arrow. Just boom. And like, we could not compete until we had the repeat. Yeah. And then they're like, oh shit.

But I also found out something really interesting, which was 90% of all indigenous people died from, from, uh, like smallpox. Yeah. Sickness. Yeah.

90% of all of them. So it wasn't even like we like, oh, we beat them. Yeah. We didn't even beat them. They just did. We flipped 21.

Yeah. You know those memes that I was like the, those bowling memes, like the spare memes? Yeah. Where it's like the one pin and he brings a blanket and it's like smallpox

and it just knocks down everybody. That's what happened. That's literally what it was. Yeah. It's crazy. I think it's like when you break down, we've just made life way too complicated, dude. Yeah.

Like if you just broke down life and you say, hey, look, we're just going to go live off the land. We're going to survive. We're going to fuck all day. We live off the land. We're going to survive. We're going to fuck all day. We have too much maintenance.

We're going to reproduce. And we're just going to live. I've got another good one. It would just be so much simpler. So the thing is, they would literally just follow the buffalo, take what's there. Yeah. If other people came, they'd fight them.

Yeah. Whoever wins, wins. And that was it. That's it. They're just like, fuck it. But what are we talking about at work today? Drew, how much do you think, how much money do you think the Pentagon... This is insane. This is a whole nother topic.

Misplaced this year. They can't account for it. Like in 2024? Yeah. So if you fucked up your taxes, let's say you missed out on 10 grand, they're coming after you for that money, right? Right. $10,000. How much money after you for that money, right? Right. $10,000.

How much money do you think, over the last six years, the Pentagon. No, it was one year. It was six years, but it was one year. But they've done it for six years straight. Yeah. Misplaced. It's got to be trillions. Because the Pentagon. How much money do you think the Pentagon misplaced in 2023?

$14 trillion. Okay, that's a lot. No, it's too much. That's the whole national debt. No, we're at like $40. No, we're at like $16. Since when? I don't remember.

There's no way we're at $40. Last time I saw it, I was like $32. Just Google national debt. No fucking way. Yeah. I don't even understand how the world works. But the Pentagon can't do all of the debt. Okay, okay.

$600 billion. No, okay. 600 billion. No, it's 1.3 trillion. 34 trillion. 34 trillion. 2 trillion since the last time I knew. But 1 point, what was it?

1.3 trillion. Was that just last year or was that the last six years? No, that was last year. Just an oopsie, huh? Oh, and we lost it. We don't know where it went. Like in bills,

like 1.3 trillion in bills. We misplaced. And they said, sorry, we can't account for 1.3 trillion. Oh, we don't know where it is. They didn't lose it. They didn't lose it. And then we're going down the rabbit hole of what that means. So what was it?

It was like 2 million millions. So it'd be like misplacing $1 million 2 million times. Isn't it like 30 years to count to a million? Or something stupid? It's something fucking outrageous. This is how you can understand what a billion is. Oh, I know. Maybe the audience doesn't know.

Seven fingers off the top. If I gave you $1,000 a day or $1,000 or $1,000,000 and I said, hey, spend $1,000 a day, you would come back in three years, three and a half years, and say, hey, I'm out of money. Three years. If I gave you a billion dollars,

you would come back in 2,750 years. Yeah. $1,000 a day. $1.3 trillion. Yeah, it's kind of crazy. And it's just going. The craziest part is you hear a million, and we hear that, we think that it's money. It's like nothing now, yeah. It's like, ah, it's just gone the craziest part is like you hear a million and it's like we hear

that we think that it's like nothing now yeah it's like oh it's a million whatever it's a billion whatever you misplaced two million dollars a million times one million times in a year yeah one year in 12 months right there's not how many times a day do you have to fucking misplace a million dollars to be able to? It's definitely not a misplacement. It's just, they fucked off some money. You know what you'd have to do?

You'd have to misplace a million dollars fucking 3,000 times a day. 2,000 times a day. That's a lot of OnlyFans charges. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck. It's just,

that's approximately the math. It's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. I was literally just sitting here doing fucking calculator. We were talking about we have to pay taxes and we're like, what the fuck are we paying taxes for? They just throw it away. I lost it.

I lost the money. That's it. That's all that happened. The Pentagon has failed the audit six times in a row. And it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. What are they going to do? It's the Pentagon. But if you fail your audit six times in a row, I'm going to jail forever.

For life. For $6,300. Everything. Well, they need my money to make up for their oopsie. And now we're talking about how are we $34 trillion in debt? My fractions of a tenth percent Of the money that they need

They need it Otherwise I'm going away for a long time Forever Jamie Or not Jamie Foxx Who's the guy from Blade What's his fucking name Fuck

He's in like Black Dude right Yeah Oh shit He was in Crazy Martial Art. He can't jump either, right? He went to jail.

For tax evasion? Did he? I get it, dude. I get it. It feels so unfair to do it. We were talking about like so we get income tax and then we get state

like sales tax. We don't have state tax out here. No, we get sales tax. Yeah. Wesley Snipes. R.I.P. He's still alive i think but it's like i think just taxes too it's like okay that's we were talking about so these guys that we work with are making a lot of money but nothing in comparison to what other people are making and they're getting taxed you know hundreds of thousand dollars but every time you get taxed it's okay i made 10 million dollars this year i have to pay fucking 500 000 of taxes but all that

money that i paid in taxes is being taxed from what i spend on from what other people are making what i'm paying so i'm paying these people this much a year they're getting taxed on that money and it's just a fucking well the so effective so how are we in this much debt paychecks get double taxed so like your employer gets taxed to pay you and then when you get your paycheck you get taxed out of your pay that's what i'm saying how are they not fucking you could gigafuck absolutely gigafuck how are they not flushing money i don't get it i don't know how they're just how we're not 34 trillion dollars in fucking surplus. How has the Pentagon only been attacked like once? How has nobody been like, dude, this is a fucking enough?

Well, yeah, that whole 9-11 shit is crazy too. I don't really know about it. I just know there's something to it. You think it's all set up? I believe that it was. There was like something where they did this same thing where it's like, oh, we lost $50 billion. Wait, look over there. The building's crashing.

And then the plane crashed into the part of the place that was lost. Oh, no. Like the day before. What are the chances? It was like, hey, we lost it. I'm like, what? But yeah, we could probably figure it out. It's in that corner.

It's on like the 76th floor. Boom. Crazy. No. Fuck. Fuck, dude. Imagine. figure it out it's in that corner it's on like the 76th floor boom crazy no fuck fuck dude imagine you dying because the government lost basically where it's just this is just none of it's real dude it's all fucking yeah we were talking about like you haven't seen was that movie the one like where the world's like oh the new netflix one where it's like this is where i leave you no beetlejuice no it's like netflix just released it and it's talking about like if the world were to collapse like and like economically the way they made it because obviously we're moving to

where everything's gonna be electronic everything right all our money you look it up like everything is gonna go to our money's all online so like the whole basis of the movie was like if somebody wanted to attack us all they'd have to do is basically turn off everything like shut off our internet shut off like our communications and then start like doing little attacks that make us feel like oh shit we're getting attacked from another country and then our society would just collapse from within because everybody would just go nuts and like kill each other off and i'm like wait a sec we need to go back to gold and silver coins that shit is real yeah now i don't think that it would ever happen because there's no really reason to like there's no benefit for anybody even like the elites like what's the benefit

of you collapsing the whole country because then you can't live the life that you want to live anyways right when the world where the i don't know where the red fern grows no it's like when the world or something he's looking it up but he should just look up new netflix movies and it would pop up that's what i'm gonna do now new netflix movies but yeah no that that the way they explain is like yo this could really happen if they really wanted to. I don't know why they would want to. Leave the world behind. Leave the world behind. It's good.

It's fucking good. It's good. And it was produced by Obama. Why'd you know I never saw it? Because I know you don't watch movies. I try to. You just don't. I don't have time. You play video games.

Yeah. So you do it through time. Much more engaging. That's what they rely on. They rely on people to just fucking throw their lives away and just not pay attention to what goes on just throw them away that's fine

it's okay it's thrown away in different ways you know I throw it away gambling sometimes throw it away golfing so it's whatever this really took a turn huh

yeah economic talk I should have invested in bitcoin two years ago so your bitcoin's popping off right now two years yeah

is that when it crashed the guy told me he's like hey you should put all your money in bitcoin it's like i don't is that like 10k at this time i'm almost back to even when shit was going crazy it's 46 47 right now almost and three more grand i really really really hope it drops to like 20 again not yet and if it does not yet are you to sell going to sell? When I get back even, yeah. Then, you know, hopefully it does that. Then it drops 20, 23. I'll buy there. Will you really do it?

Yeah. Okay. Just 10. 20. At least buy. Whatever Bo says, dude, just don't. I'm just going to hedge my bet. Just don't do it.

Don't do it. Yeah, that's it. I think that's good. Yeah, I think we should be good. That's probably our cue right we're talking about economic downfall and yeah yeah so typically talking about gay guys turning straight yeah that was so good collapsing oh that was such a good write-in yeah so hot we need more of those tell me what send them all in keep us updated we definitely want to want to know what's going on. Tell me what her sweat smells like, what it tastes like.

All right. All right, take us out, man. Yeah. Get up there. Carter. Bing. Da-da.