Who Knows? Who Cares. - "Make Uncle Makes Women Gush."

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

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Yeah, so he pulls me aside. He's like, I got something for you. He's like, have you ever heard of gushing? And I was like, blood gushing out of a wound? Like, yeah, I know what that means. He's like, no, gushing. I'm like, dude, what are you talking about? Just spit it out.

And he's like, squirt. And I'm like, dude. This is like my 65-year-old great uncle. Loves talking puss, dude pussy and I'm like my gosh yeah that's new to me so he's giving me tricks dude so you push up on it no no no he's he thought there's somebody that's how you don't shit your pants that you should okay that's don't lie. Yeah. Wait a second.

You're a bitch. I'm like, oh, are you wet right now? I didn't. You know what? Go say it. Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. There's a transformer. I used to not have these biceps until

we're here i was actually going back and watching our old videos used to be way bigger i know i was so much better dude i know i'm down 15 gotta keep you honest it sucks yeah i was playing grandma right now yeah sorry keep me honest anyways what were you gonna say I'm sorry just real quick before you guys get in your weekly recap I just want to mention uh wkwcpodcasts

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you think about it i would say you say in the comparable market, yeah. I'd say we're pretty under the... We provide a lot of content for our loyal viewers. Just for the love of the game. Yeah, if it's spin and turn the gold. He's fine. He's all right. Just got to make sure.

Just for the love of the game. Who wants to start off their week? It's actually only been a week this time, which is rare for us. That is rare. Yeah. It's very rare. I don't time, which is rare for us. That is rare. It's very rare. I don't think I've done anything this week. My life is boring as fuck, dude.

I went and played pool. For money? No. We did have a great golf outing. That's true. Great golf outing. Carter was allowed to get out of the house. We brought Carter out. That cost an arm and a leg, I heard.

Carter broke out. Nice, dude. I'm proud of you saved up just chipping we were sitting in the car because we were supposed to go on at 2 30 and then it was like getting pushed back and carter's like dude i had to fight to get out of the house to come here like a lot of massage tokens that you cashed in i was like oh rt time got pushed back and he's like dude take me home yeah i can't carter shut up dude we're staying you going to have fun today. I remember you got like a text where she was being nice to you and you're like,

oh no, I'm okay. I'm okay. I've got like at least 30 more minutes. And then we took a double shot at Jameson, hit the first tee. Phone never was checked again. That's how it should be.

Golfed out of our minds. We had a lot of fun. We're going to get into that this weekend though. Yeah. We're going to jump back in. We're going to run that. Real golf or drunk golf? Drunk golf, but it was good. I was We're going to jump back in. We're going to run that. Real golf or drunk golf?

Drunk golf, but it was good. I was golfing well. I was surprised. I don't know if you could play bad at Paiute, to be honest. You mean? Oh, yeah. That's very easy to play bad there. The first time I went, I was smashed, and I hit the drive of my life off a fireball shooter.

That was one drive. But we played. I played there once. We played consistently every drive very well. Across the board But y'all were doing pretty good It's also like 30 mile an hour winds

And raining that day No it was a nice day It was cool It was a nice day It wasn't too windy? Nope That's crazy Good for you guys

It was sweet Nice Anything else? Other than that I've just been going to the gym Same I didn't do shit I didn't go and

Put it Flexing my work muscle It's getting really tiring Pretending to like everybody Yeah Yeah it is dude It's fucking hard yeah it is people come up to me like hey so like let me he's the guy at the office everybody wants to be his friend right and he doesn't want to be any of their friends but he has to be their friend you don't have to yeah i do you can just keep me in check yeah no no he's like the he's like the dad that's like not around all the time but when he is

they just want his attention it's the best what it is the best day on their dad that's like not around all the time but when he is they just want his attention it's the best the best day on their birthday that's exactly what it is it's like oh my god like he noticed me doing all these deals

like how does he do it Logan take me out he's proud of me I get three minutes with him literally what it is for free oh my gosh that's so funny i would never expect that

from you yeah how how fake are you at the office it's not that he's even fake it's just that he's so good at what he does they all want to be like him and he's also just cool so they're like wait how does he do it i want want to live. I want to be like him. Like if you only, only guys fucking knew dude, only who he really is, who he really is. I think they,

they would just be like, okay, well that's what I have to be like. That's how all the guys are too. They're so moldable. They just want to fit in. And yeah, there's hungry, you know,

hungry. I get it though. Okay. You'll see. I think, I don't think I'll, I'll ever be in those shoes. No, no, you might get replaced. Actually, you know? Hungry. I get it, though. You'll see. I don't think I'll ever be in those shoes. You might get replaced, actually. You'll see what the absent dad is like.

I'll just see everybody just flock to you. I'll just... You guys are embarrassing. You can't be like that. We need good culture, dude. I can start chanting. Logan! We could do that

you don't gotta do that hype you up it's funny though it's getting so tiring though exhausting it's like I come home every day like fucking just

another day give me a cigarette when I was doing timeshare it was like that it feels just like that that sounds awful yeah and I'm not even working with

I like way rather work with people, like real people than these fucking people. Right. You know, Carter, block all that out though. Yeah. We don't need to talk about that.

Anyone watches that. Yeah. They know we have a podcast, so, and they're the type to watch it. Just to get closer to Logan. Logan says solar like this. I need to start doing that.

Maybe that's how it is. You think everybody's weird enough to go the next level? Yes. 100%. Really? Yeah. I want you to see it. That's worrying.

That's very worrying. All right. Carter, what's our first? You didn't do anything this week, dude? How was dad life? Nah, I didn't do shit. Just hanging out. this guy goes to bed at nine in the morning every every not every sometimes it's six sometimes it's seven today you should tell the viewers about how you were playing wow last night your baby was crying they don't care that's right that's true they wouldn't care

nobody cares you're right all right first topic All right. You guys had some interesting insight on some old people in social media. Oh, yeah. This one's me. I can't stand old people. It's so funny. I can't fucking stand it. So I got a friend request from like a relative whose mom passed whenever ago. But like their profile picture is their dead mom.

And I don't know why old people do that shit all the time. What is the point of that? You should laugh at that, but it's tough. No, I laugh at it every time. It's like catfishing, but it's also pointless to me. And old people just do a bunch of weird shit like that on social media. I usually send Logan all the old guys that are singing TikTok songs. I think I sent you one the other day. But they're being serious being serious yeah they're trying to be sexy yeah you know what they're like an

under armor like cut off and it's like bright orange with like neon green shorts and they're just like singing like dancing with headphones in you know what i can't stand either is how like gullible old people are on like they see like one video and they're just like this is the state of the world now no no do you remember years ago when people were like cutting a banana in a kiwi and putting them together and then like planting them and then they would cut open the banana to be kiwi inside like a new plant grew dude my mom was all over that shit it's like are you stupid do you really think this is real? This is how it works. No, I saw it. Like, it was on

Facebook. It's a video. Like, they cut the fruit up and there's a kiwi inside. Shit like that, all the time. Yeah, I think old people shouldn't be allowed on the internet. They should stick to writing checks and sending postcards. And that's it.

My grandma's like that, dude. Every time we go to the store, she'd pay with a check. Check. Well, I don't want them to get my information on my grandma. It's all there.

All the shit on your check is on your card. Honestly, more information on your check. Right. Get your fucking routing number. You're saying there's like 10 people behind you

like, Grandma, I'll pay for it. Right. But then she'd have to reimburse me with a check. I don't want to do that. My grandma used to write checks with a raceable pen in case she messed up because it was safer.

And I was like, are you kidding me? It was safer. Safer. Doesn't like to log in to bank stuff online because what if she gets hacked? So she mails all of her bills in. Hey, it's way harder bank insures it and also right yeah mail fraud is way easier i just look i take this and put this in my pocket versus hacking into a system so i don't know old people just need to die sooner i think they're just stuck in their

ways they don't understand like a different place for them they don't die but they just need to die sooner, I think. They're just stuck in their ways. They don't understand. They just need a different place for them. They don't need to die, but they just need to stick to fucking 60s, 80s, wherever the fuck they're from. You guys are like a little patch. Another thing that I don't get is how is there not a driver's license test every so often, once you get to a certain age? I thought there was one.

When you get older, you have to retake it X amount of years right you just have to like go down there and sign something that says yeah I still want to drive I hate when I'm driving behind someone that I'm getting fucking pissed at and then I like just make a move to like look at them in the fucking

eyes they don't even know I'm there 900 years old I'm like oh man that must like they 900 years old. Straight ahead. Yeah. I'm like, oh man, that must, they must feel like they're on mushrooms right now just trying to not fucking crash.

Just not trying to die. You know what I mean? They're locked in. Never mind. Never mind. You took all the fun out of it. No rage there. It just immediately evaporates.

I love when people get mad at me on the road. I live for it. But not all old people are bad. I've got some relatives that love to talk puss with me. And that shit is so funny to me. You got a cool uncle.

I do. I was going to talk about that because he should not be driving. No? So he has one leg cut off. Is it his right leg or his left leg? I think it's his left. His left leg's cut off. But he used to drive with two feet. So he used to be a two-foot driver. Just doesn't hit his brakes anymore.

So he would tell me, like, dude, yeah, I can't really drive that well because I used to have both feet. But when you have a limb cut off, you get, like, the shadow feeling of it. So you still feel like it's there. Bullshit. No, that's true. Really? It's like phantom limb or something like that. So he thinks he's pushing the brakes and it's just going.

He has like a fucking decked out van that's like from the VA. They bought it out for him. But he literally drove himself to the doctor. I'm like, dude, you have no, like you probably can't even feel your leg. Like how are you getting there? I'm just feeling it. Yeah. He should not be driving. Poor guy was in the hospital though.

What was that story about him in a tree? Oh, he was just in Vietnam. He did two tours in Vietnam. He did two tours. He's killed a lot. He went there and he went back. He volunteered to go back? Yeah.

He opted in. You don't have to go. You didn't have to go back. He went to Vietnam. He's like, yeah, fuck it. I'm going to go back. He's just somebody who loves the sport. I guess he loved killing people.

Yeah. He turned out to be a great guy, though. He be an ass piece of shit yeah when i was a kid he i remember him putting his hands on me a couple times my dad beat his ass dude wait let's hear about that yeah i was like nine years old and we're out like at my grandma and grandpa's house hanging out and we're being kids we're just probably being assholes i don't know but they were all my dad's side of the family are just drunk. They drink and smoke all the time. They're a family of fighters, dude. Yeah. So he grabbed me by the fucking nipple.

The shirt? And twisted me. And honestly, I think he got me up in the air a little bit. From your skin? Yeah. And I had a whole fucking mark. And I'm crying. I ran to my dad.

Like a bitch? Or I think I ran to my mom. Like a bitch. And I showed him. He'm like, like a bitch. Or I think I ran to my mom. Like a bitch. And I showed him. He's like, what the fuck? So he goes over and like fucking

grabs my uncle. By the throat. My whole family's there. Like by the throat. He like pulled his pants down in front of, I saw, I have this memory.

Pulled his pants down in front of my whole family. Like, you like being fucking embarrassed in front of your family? Don't ever put your hands in front of a kid. Did he have a little penis?

I don't know if it was. He was just boxers. He didn't pull it all the way down. Okay. That's crazy. Was your dad like the biggest? Dude, it's so crazy. No, but he was scary as fuck.

No, but like of your. Yeah, of the family. Yeah, he was the alpha. Of the brothers. He was like what, 12 brothers? Six. How many kids total? 14.

Oh, that's okay. Six brothers, seven sisters. Okay. Yeah. Fuck. That's how it used to be, dude. Everybody used to just pop out kids., that's okay. Six brothers, seven sisters. Okay. Yeah. Fuck. That's how it used to be, dude. Everybody used to just pop out kids. All 10 months apart.

Where was your family from? Anybody else's parents like that? Fuck no. It's not us. Your dad's family's like that? He has four brothers, one sister. But my grandpa was a World War II. Halfway there.

A World War II vet too. So he was in the Bataan Death March. My grandpa was a fucking. He's a goon. He was a prisoner of war in Japan where they like starved him to death there's like i remember they had picture like a picture of him when he got rescued and he looked like he was in the holocaust i know he was basically in the japanese he's like yeah they'd feed us like a little tiny thing of rice maybe a day and that was it just enough to keep that's how they were raised they were just

raised in a shitty household by fucking but it's so cool hearing all the shit My dad passed away, but I hear all this shit from my uncle now. Now that I'm old enough, he's like, oh, dude, me and your dad used to fucking. Yeah, you get to know what really happened. I was like, dude, my dad was a fucking asshole. Right. Jesus. So is one leg your dad's brother? Yeah.

Damn. One leg. What was the age gap? Because your uncle's like, what, 75? He's 75. My dad would have been 63, 66. Your dad one of the youngest? My dad was middle.

Oh, shit. I had, like, a 50-something-year-old uncle. They were just popping out babies, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Boomers. They were just the World War II vet and grandma. Yeah.

And they were just fucking crazy. They were just, yeah. And they didn't have the money to do it either. No. Every time. The World War II vet and grandma. Yeah. And they were just fucking, they were just, yeah. And they didn't have the money to do it either. No. Every time he came back, he's just dumping. I mean, what else are you supposed to do?

It's been, I killed 300 people and, you know, and my son's killed 300 people. Yeah. Each. My uncle also has like six kids and he doesn't talk to any of them. Literally.

Yeah. But what are you doing? Literally, I'm the fucking guy. I'm just he doesn't talk to any of them literally yeah he's like but what are you doing literally i'm the fucking guy take care of him he has six kids hey but what are you doing today that's because you do it he's honestly the nicest guy though he hates bothering me i'm like dude i will take you to the hot like he's literally he'll be dying like oh i don't want to the one of the nerd not the nurses like his what are those people called they like look after you like your care practitioner or whatever caretaker or something she called me she's like hey what are you doing today i'm like nothing i told him that i was free like i could but i was like why you want to get lunch he's like oh well he said you have to work

today i'm like dude i he knows i don't have to fucking work today what's up well he needs to you to come pick him up from the hospital he was gonna drive himself home and he was hot off like we just cut off his other leg um but he didn't want you to drive him home yeah i get it though dude i'd be the same way he was gonna try he was gonna try and drive i've had this conversation if i get old i don't want anybody to take care of me dude i'm ready to go the like the thing is if like if we're all old fucking dudes, I want to all be close. Close old dudes? I love your idea. If everything goes wrong, we all get a trailer.

We all live in a trailer park, and we just fucking live. That's what I'm saying. That is the ideal lifestyle. Imagine doing this every night around a campfire. But harder. But heroin. Yes. We're drinking way more. Because we can. But heroin. Yes. We're drinking way more.

Because we can. We're going to be way more conditioned by that. We feel like shit already, so it's like, I mean, it can't get much worse. What do I got to do? We're all wearing like fucking just the worst shit. We look terrible. But at least we're hanging out. We're hanging out.

We're having fun. We're coping. My grandpa used fun. We're having fun. My, my grandpa used to do that to my grandma. He would have three of his friends over all pieces of shit, like ex mafia, whatever. And they would just like shit on my grandma and drink on the patio.

She's like, yeah, they were all assholes. Like they were all pieces of shit. That's the dream. Yep. They'd all come over. They'd be like,

what's up? You fucking bitch. Where's lunch? And then they would just go smoke and drink and just laugh their ass off all day. Sandwiches. Sandwiches. Where are they at?

And I was like, damn, that shit sounds kind of fun. And Papa's like embarrassed. He's like, what? Nope, he wasn't. No, he's like, where the fucking sandwich at? Oh, yeah, I know. Tony had asked you twice. Right.

Yeah, that's probably how it went, to be honest. Yeah, dude, let's do that. Yeah, let's do that. I'm in. I don't know how that shit ever gets there. I'm in, but I can do it. It's going to be so weird, us all being old, dude. I think I'm going to be similar to one of my uncles.

So, like, last week we all went to grandma's house. People were in town, whatever. They gave COVID to everybody. Is COVID going around again? Yeah, Nana has it. Yeah. Yeah, so he pulls me aside. He's like, I got something for you.

He's like, have you ever heard of gushing? And I was like, blood gushing out of a wound? Like, yeah, I know what that means. He's like, no, gushing. I'm like, Like, yeah, I know what that means. He's like, no, gushing. I'm like, dude, what are you talking about? Just spit it out. And he's like, squirt. And I'm like, dude, this is like my 65-year-old great uncle.

Loves talking puss, dude. And I'm like, I'm like, what are you? He's just finding out about this. I'm like, gushing, that's new to me. So he's giving me tricks, tricks dude so you push up on it no no no he's he thought for some reason

I was in band in middle school I was in orchestra so I was like no I played the violin you played the violin really yeah

I was in advanced dude I played at the adventure dome I was doing big things that's crazy and uh he said he cause he's like

you remember when you used to play the trumpet i was like no i've never played the trumpet in my life he's like well apparently if you just like play the trumpet on her clit she starts gushing this is at a family event i got my whole family around me and And he's like whispering me, explaining gushing and how to get there. And she'll just squirt all over the floor if you let her. Yeah. Pretty much. He used the term waterfall, I'm pretty sure.

And I was like, all right, now I'm sold. Do you think he like. Practices? No, like gets with like escorts or like. No, I don't think he has the energy or the time. I've got a good story now that we said it. Go ahead. I don't think he's got the time for that.

He's too about his own shit. So how is he just finding out about this now but teaching you how to do it? Escorts, don't let me forget. TikTok and YouTube Shorts, dude. He sends them to me through green text. So is he doing research on how to do it just in case he ever comes along?

Green text, he's got Android. He doesn't just send the TikTok to you through his TikTok. No. He doesn't know I have a TikTok. He just sends me the video. He's like, dude, you should watch this. This is so funny. Half of them are like the dad jokes of like two guys sitting in front of like an ice lake

drinking coffee. And the other half is like how to prep for anal 101. And I'm like, dude, what the fuck are you on he's on 18 year old tiktok yeah he watches the show right he knows he does he does you know but no i i love those conversations because they're so funny live for them i love them and now i know how to make them gush i don't have any play the trumpet well i do have uncles but i don't talk to them like that right just when you need something which for for my own advice what does that mean play the I don't have any uncles. Play the trumpet. Well, I do have uncles, but I don't talk to them like that. Right. Just when you need something.

Which, for my own advice, what does that mean? Play the trumpet? I would assume it's almost... You're blowing just like this. Oh, is it with your mouth? I was a bit... Yeah, it's mouth, right? That's what you said. You're just there.

Trumpet's got three or four buttons. This one's got one. Yeah. Just this. Morse code? You just blow differently? I guess. I don't know.

I haven't tried it. Okay. I'm going to try it. You should. I'll let him know. Let me know. Yours is kind of at a point where she's already locked in with you. Yeah, she's going to pee on you anyway.

If she gushes, she gushes. I'll let you know. Isn't that such a yummy term? I like gushing way more. Gushing sounds better than squirting. I just say pee pee. All your sex words are so gross to me.

You say cooter. I don't say cooter in any real situation. You jump out of my skin when you say it. Cooter? Oh, I fucking hate it, dude. It reminds me of a... Have you actually said that to a girl? No. I mean, if we're just like fucking around,

it'd be like, oh, like, is this your cooter right here? But I won't be like, oh, give me that cooter. Like, I'll never... Let me open up that cooter. It sounds so bad. Yeah, I would never... I don't think anybody's ever said that in real life you just say it to me just regardless and i hate that you say that you can say any other one you'd say i like you say gash and i'd like it more than i like clam too i like saying clam

like oh man shucking that clam or something Those are always funny Oh my god Okay so Escort Escort So I didn't have A great weekend Not a great weekend But my She cancelled

No no But my co-worker He did It was his birthday My Joey Diaz I have a real life Joey Diaz We need to get on the show

Dude he's fucking hilarious I swear to god He will be the best Things that ever happened to us So I was He has He comes into work He missed like the first Two or three days And then he shows up Like fucking super late In the day to God he will be the best things ever happen to us so I was he has he comes into work he missed

like the first two or three days and then he shows up like fucking super late in the day I'm still at the office he's got a scratch across his forehead and I'm like what happened dude and he's like oh bro he's from he's from Brooklyn and he's like so it was so fuck man it was like my fucking you know it was my birthday this weekend so I had these two girls up in the fucking, up in a hotel. And it's not, one of them's not his wife. It's just neither one. Right. Just two different girls.

Yeah. And he's like, you know. Well, it's his birthday. One of them's sucking my dick right, and then the other one's getting, she's extra, bro. She's extra. And I was like, what is she doing? He's like, oh, well, she's like fucking choking me,

and then she starts scratching me and shit. So the one on my neck was bad. But he's got a fucking gash across his forehead and he's telling me this and our other guy and i know this side of him but this other guy has no clue there's just so many new people at work where you try to have this eyes wide open hey we're professionals like this is real like hey we're making a lot of money here we're at work yeah we're at work describing. He has no sense of that whatsoever. Like, your double escort affair quest that you went on. And, like, his son works at the company, too.

And this, the guy I'm with right next to me and that guy's son. Are boys. They work together hand in hand all the time. So, this guy's like, wait, that guy's dad is fucking escorts, and I met that guy's wife. And I'm like, listen, man, it's not what you think. It's just a dream, dude. It's fine, dude. It's fine.

But, yeah, it was fucking so funny. So, yeah, I guess he was getting his dick sucked. The girl starts choking him, like fucking choking him. I want to say that he probably asked her to do it. No, he's like, she was doing too much, man. She was doing too much. I told her to stop and then she scratched me.

And I was like, okay, yeah, of course. I mean, I've been there before. Right. Wrong safe word. I get that. But like, that's just one of his stories.

That was just his birthday. Like he's, he wants, he's like, dude, I say too much, I say too much crazy shit when I'm, when I'm fucking these escorts.

And I was like, what do you say? I say, well, I start telling him I'm going to pay the rent. I'm going to take care of them. And I'm like, I got them now. And this girl fucking, she threatened to come to the house. She collected. No, she was like, dude, I said fucking pay this girl fucking 250 bucks.

I was like, why? He's like, because she was going to come to the house, bro. I was like, you took her to your house? He's like, my wife is out of town. What was I going to do? I was like, because she was going to come to the house, bro. I was like, you took her to your house? He's like, my wife is out of town. What was I going to do? I was like, oh, my God, man. I love you so much. He has like nine kids.

I love him so much, dude. He's the perfect guy. He's just him, 100%. Whatever he wants to do, it just gets done. But like, and he doesn't see anything wrong with it. Like, there's not like a single like drop of guilt or like, like, oh man, I shouldn't be doing it.

He's just like, what am I gonna do? Right. That's literally him. So I think you guys would really like him. Yeah. He fits in nice here.

So Cade and Trey met him and he was just telling stories for two hours and they were just in love with him. Yeah. And like, this guy's not trying to tell you

a story to be like cool. Right. He just doesn't realize. He doesn't even think his stories are guy's not trying to tell you a story to be like cool. Right. He just doesn't realize. He doesn't even think his stories are cool. He's just telling you, hey, this shit happened. How old is he? You're sitting there just dying laughing.

45, 48. Okay. That's even better. I couldn't tell you. I was thinking like low 30s. No. Mid 30s. Old dude.

Around Bo's age. The only other job he's had was being a drug dealer. And he's so crazy about this job too. He loves it. Work ethics is insane. Really? Insane. Like from...

Escorts leave. From the start of the day till the end of the day, he is fucking doing his job as hard as anyone's ever done it. He's got to pay for all of his outside fun. I get it. Nine kids and outside fun. Right. A lot below two.

Yeah. Well, you have to. Get through the day. Yeah, it makes sense. Good dude, though. He's a good dude. Gotta be a good dude. At heart.

Do you have a topic for us, Carter? Not to his wife. So what information or even a video would someone have to have on you to blackmail you? Like how embarrassing would it have to be? Embarrassment is not bad for me. I don't really have that shame button, but I do have like. If somebody had a video of you getting pegged. No, it's not that big of a deal.

That one might do me. That one might be it. That one would do that for me for Logan. He's like, come on. I feel like I'd look hot. i'd look hot if it was happening i feel like you would see it you'd be like i've only seen you as like a bottom though there's something here that's what i think would happen but imagine you're getting pegged and somebody's trying to make fun of you and like wouldn't it look good though that's what i'm saying what do you say after that you don't you don't really have anything to say if like let's the thing is like i don't really care about

how a guy sees it, but I bet a girl would be like, I mean, if I was going to peg a guy, I hope it would be like that. That's what would happen. I know that. I know that about me. You think you'd plant some seeds with that? I think so.

But I think what you could blackmail me with is if I hit and run somebody. You feel bad on that, huh? I don't feel bad about it. Well, you'd go to jail. Like they saw it. Yeah. Guilty? I don't feel bad about it. Well, you can go to jail. Like they saw it. Yeah. Guilty.

I'd probably feel bad about it. But let's say it's like just you and one other car in the parking lot and that's you hitting run. Are you still going to feel guilty? Or are you only worried? I'm talking about hitting run like I ran over a person. Yeah. Like an old lady.

Like an old lady. Oh, fuck. You just get back in your car and leave? Then he got me. All right your car and leave then he got me alright I'll do what he got like you're you're guilty

because somebody like saw now you're just like stressed out yeah cause somebody caught him doing or if nobody's around he wouldn't have felt bad

if nobody caught him right if nobody's around you don't give a fuck you're just driving right make an anonymous call take a dead body to the hospital

it's a waste we talked about this like fucking two years ago okay so you just don't want to go to jail yes he just doesn't want his life ruined I got too much shit going on It's a waste. We talked about this two years ago. So you just don't want to go to jail. He just doesn't want his life ruined.

I've got too much shit going. Anything incriminating, you're going to fold. That's a fair point, though. That's probably somewhere reasonable. I feel like as long as you just own up to it and you own it, whatever you do, you can't really get made fun of for that. Kevin Gates fucked a trans girl yeah and you're just like rock the shit out of it you're just like oh there's not even anything here yeah

like i what am i gonna do the whole point of making fun of somebody is it because it kind of hurts them and it gets under their skin they're embarrassed about it so if they're not they don't give a fuck about it then it's like all right this isn't really fun to make fun of you for what am i gonna do yeah yeah i don't think i mean well when we were doing the omegle shit and whatever and we were doing um like the fake instagrams when we were playing league and shit i had some kid take the pictures and make an account and add my mom and i was like we talked about that yeah i was like i don't care and it's just nothing see i would care though about that really so if that got see my family dynamic is so much different.

So, yeah, if I... Bo would be the easiest one to blackmail. Yeah, I mean, honestly, you could blackmail me right now. If my mom saw the videos that we made for this podcast. Oh, my God. If that got around my family, dude. Yeah. Your family.

You like that? You fucking... Your brother would fucking have a field day I sit here you want to smell my feet so you know me I'm like the middle between you two because my family's just not

like they get it but they don't really get it they'd expect it they know about all of it they wouldn't be surprised my family would be surprised. No, they wouldn't. But like. My family would be surprised. The thing is, is like. The only time it's not fun to get made fun of is when you're around a bunch of people who just don't get you.

Right. You know what I'm saying? Well, there's nothing you can say that would change it. Like, imagine being around like my family friend, my parents' friends. Right. They just don't get it. Like, at all. They see me a couple times a year, max. Yeah, and they're just like, what? It's like, right they just don't get it like they see me a couple times

a year max yeah and they're just like what it's like dude you don't this is not who I thought you were Logan this is so funny guys

like you have no idea right I couldn't even explain it to you but it's funny right me getting pegged that's great stuff it's just a big joke

it's a bit it's it I came a couple times whatever right so did she so is it really that bad It's just a big joke. It's a bit. It's it. I came a couple times. Whatever. So did she. So is it really that bad? There you go.

It would have to be something pretty big, I think, for me. It'd be like eating your own cum or something. Just like, oh. There's no good part. I feel like when it comes to that. to yeah liking it has to be added on there one time and then you're like oh wait a second

scooping it off the fucking whatever get a straw maybe that would be bad yeah that would be probably pretty bad so if you guys ever get a hold of that video

you got me dead to rights I had that kid trying to like oh if you don't you know do this I had that kid trying to, like, oh, if you don't, you know, do this, I'm going to send this to your mom.

It's like a picture of me completely naked, nothing but a stick of deodorant covering my penis. I was like, dude, go ahead. She's already seen it, man. Right.

I came out of her cooter, man. What do you think? You like that? I like that. Because you're talking about your mom. Right, my mom.

My mom's got a cooter. Hot girls don't have cooters. Exactly. Right. Okay, that's fair. Yeah, I mean, and she woke up the next morning. Hey, what is this account? I was like, Mom, it's not me.

Here's what happened. I beat this kid in a game. He got really mad at me. Called him fat. He said, I was fat. And I said, no, I'm not. Here I am. And then he made this

trying to get me in trouble whatever and she's like that's funny but you probably should not have those

accessible to the public it's like fair fair enough but mom you don't understand cloud is cloud and I needed to show him

I'm not fat right because now what is he going to say we all made Call of Duty. So we were all playing COD all the time. And so when we were talking shit to kids, we'd call them fat because they all sounded fat. Because they were fat.

Right. Yeah. Because they were fat. So what we did was they would be like, I bet you're fat and ugly. And so we all had a bunch of shirtless videos of us working out. They'd be like, I'm not. If you don't believe me, look me up. And it would just be like us doing fucking pull-ups

and the caption was like, fuck you, loser. I remember I had a picture of my two fists. It was like, buy one, get one free. You scroll to the next slide and it was the other hand. Those are my favorite. Oh, so fun, dude. Usually when they look them up it would just be like oh cut your hair you look like a girl it's like oh now it's changed yeah now i'm not fat i'm

not fat i just have pretty hair ugly now you want to fuck me yeah live for those those are the days dude you guys ever covid days were the days the days oh theD section of my life was so funny. I was clowning this kid whose name was like St. Laurent for like St. Laurent 26. And I was like, who the fuck is Laurent? He's like, what are you poor? And I'm like, St. Laurent? Sorry, Mr. Laurent. And he was getting so hot.

So mad about it. So heated for no reason. And I'm like 9 and 23. I'm not like a Cod player, you know. That's just not what I do. But I'm a talker. Bring me back to the sleepover days with Logan where he would play and I'd just wear the headset. I'd sit right next to Logan and Logan would play

and I'd talk shit for him. That's what we did. Fucking days, man. We've got to get back into that soon. Oh, so good. It's not the same anymore, dude. It's totally the same. It's not the same.

No, now I guess when you talk to people. They monitor your chat. Yeah, they'll ban you or something. No, literally, yeah. You can't say anything. That's crazy. Even in League, when you try to type, it's like, oh, that word is restricted. You're not allowed to use it.

Our friend Rox tried to type get crapped on and his message got blocked and he got chat restricted for like 10 games. Get crapped on. Isn't that crazy? It's so crazy. You're in a competitive game with the option to talk to the enemy team. League does a thing now too where it hides the chat so you have to click on

it to actually see it. So if somebody's typing to you, you won't see it unless you go click on it. Whatever. It's so stupid. Why are you playing a competitive you, you won't see it unless you go click on it. Whatever. It's so stupid. It's too soft, man. Why are you playing a competitive game if you can't be competitive? It's ridiculous. It's so crazy.

Competitive and rude. It's part of the game. Have you guys ever had any blackmail on anybody else? I have some things I could blackmail people for, yeah, definitely. But I've never like

threatened or anything. I don't think I've ever blackmailed anybody. I'm very blackmailable. Yeah, you do some bunk shit. Oh yeahmailed anybody I'm very blackmailable Yeah you do some Bunch of shit Oh yeah 100% I'm a blackmailable person But

I just only hang out With people that I know Won't blackmail me Smart move You know what I mean It's a good business move What am I gonna do That's what I'm saying

Because any of you guys There's nothing That I'm embarrassed about There's almost nothing That you guys Could get a video of me And I'd be like Oh shit I don't want them to see this.

You know what also... You did hide dating that girl again from me for like three months. That wasn't blackmail. No, but I'm saying you wanted to hide it from me. You must have been embarrassed to a degree. He just wanted the freedom to not have an ear or someone else in his ear telling him what was going to happen.

I was telling them I almost showed up to your gender reveal with her. I was going to happen. I was telling them I almost showed up to your gender reveal. With her? I was going to fuck with you, dude. That would have been so funny, dude. I would have been like, oh my god, it's so great to see you. When are you and Bo due? I was like, I didn't want to ruin his day, though.

Nah, it was fine. Nothing was ruining that day. I got what I wanted. That's true. Pugged out on him I had something But I forgot I don't know Big bro's having another one By the way

My brother? You didn't hear? Wait your brother's having another one? Yeah you guys didn't hear that? My brother's having another one too Really? You really got a problem Yeah

Yeah He's having another one? Yeah Six weeks At least it's just one they said They were scared for twins Cause She's next in line. It runs in the family?

She has like four sets of twins in her family, yeah. And she's next. So, just one for now. Why are you guys doing this to yourselves, man? I'm thinking it's a girl, dude. Why are you guys all doing this? I'm thinking it's a girl. Man, he's going to be so sad.

I want girls. I don't want girls. It's so funny. If he had a halfway decent girl in his life. Right. He would have already had three. Oh, I would have fucking 10 kids by now, dude. He's not mentally ready for it, but you'd understand.

Hey, don't disrespect the women I've been with, Carter, all right? Disrespect all of them. Even wifey that you had in your phone. It is bad, i would i would have kids for sure by now i don't even know if you can anymore really i don't know you're getting up there yeah i might not it might be a good thing for all those older than you and he's no my brother yeah but his brother's a man his brother's a man yeah your brother's going on the great the great the grandpa path right now how How far along are they?

Um I think like a month or two Two months When do you know We're doing the gender reveal next week I think you can find out eight weeks Yeah Yeah probably like two months in

Eight weeks Yeah Okay Damn he really be putting it down He be putting it down Yeah Shit They weren't trying but

Well you never try Yeah So you're just not on birth control? Nope I guess not Why would you be? Oh, yeah. Shit. They weren't trying, but... Well, you never try. She's just not on birth control? Nope, I guess not. Why would you be? Time to grow up, Logan. I'm kind of ready, dude.

Like I said, if you do it, I'll do it. You got to think about it. You got to just get out of the way. You know? Well, I've thought about it. We're putting in applications. If any women out there are interested. Guys, here's what I thought about. Because I told you guys who else got pregnant also. Mm-hmm.

And they're, like, out somewhere in a small little town somewhere. And I was like, man, that's, like, legit my worst nightmare. Like, that's, like, my worst nightmare is to be, like, somewhere with nothing. Somewhere shitty. And you have a kid, and, like, your only thing you can do is now work. You go work at a gas station for eight hours or just like, like work, whatever. But like, just because you have to, right.

I want to be able to like drop everything at any moment and go sell watches in New York. You know what I mean? I want that. I want that option. Watch trader. I want to be able to do whatever I want to do. Right.

Yeah. But yeah, I think you grow out of that at a certain point. You just got to find a woman strong enough to deal with the kid by herself for a little bit. If you're doing really good with selling watches, you can send her some money, keep her happy at home. I don't want to send her any money. I don't want to. Oh, okay. Yeah, that might be a little tough then to have kids for you. Yeah.

Yeah. Because I want to go golfing. You could adopt like a like a 16 year old that way you don't like you could like say you have a kid but you don't have to deal with him too much you just gotta show up to his graduation if he makes it and like it's only like it's kind of like a rental because it's only two years right and then i guess you're just leasing them yes it's a lease that's good i'll lease a kid all day. Yeah, you could do that. I will lease the fuck out of a kid. Yeah. I know.

I've saved like 12 kids. Just train him to do my job. Yes. Listen, you get two years. They're all working under you. Yes. He's making money off all of them. Right. This is an army. You know what? This is not a joke. I've actually considered becoming a coach. Like a high school team just to

start fucking taking like, hey, like a sports school team just to start fucking taking like, Hey, let's go fucking like a sports coach, like a sports coach. Like, Hey, if this doesn't work out, like I, I got something that's going to change your life.

Yes. Hey, summertime's coming up. I know that, you know, usually you practice this time, but go back to the batting cages and just take those kids that are, you know,

the most charismatic. Say, Hey, you're really good at talking. I got something that'll change your life. You won't even have to play baseball. That's what I thought about. You could do that.

Or getting like, I don't want to spend all the time to do that, though. So I want to like, hey, coach, send him over. Let's start a farm. Start a farm. Carton and I are talking about coaching a little league team in a couple years. That'd be cool. We could probably farm some people there. That'd be fun.

That'd be so much fun. Dude, I would be fucking blasted at all the games. See, this is what makes me want to have kids, because it's like, you guys are having kids, so it'd be fun to just do everything together. If you guys are going to, you've got to do it soon, before our kids are too big. I'll be a little league coach with you guys with no kid.

Like, just be the fucking intense one. You're just fucking all the moms. Yes. Yeah. Yes. I can see that for you. I can see that for you. I'll be the guy, like, wearing, like, fucking just G'd out shit for no reason.

Like, look, I look like fucking the Jets coach. Gucci pantsuit. The Jets, what's his name? Sala? Robert Sala? Boulder. Yeah, I look like Coach Prime. Yeah, I name? Sala. Robert Sala. Boulder. Yeah. I look like Coach Prime.

Yeah. Oh, it's personal. And I'll just fucking like just look crazy just for no reason. One night a week. Don't worry. Jackson's going to get some playing. Uh-huh. I got you.

What are you doing today? How bad? How bad is Jackson want to play? Show me. Show me how bad he wants to play. Wait. Hey, when is he with his dad? Okay. What are you doing that weekend? Yeah. I'll be that guy. I'll how bad he wants to play. Wait, wait, wait. Hey, when is he with his dad?

Okay, what are you doing that weekend? Yeah, I'll be that guy. I'll make sure he plays. Yeah. All right, we can swing that. I'll do that.

Easy, dude. Okay. Very easy. I'll create some drama on that team. Make it fun. Probably won't be allowed anywhere near

children in a couple years. I'll make it fun, dude. So funny. All right. This is going't be allowed anywhere near children in a couple years. I'll make it fun, dude. So funny. All right. This is going to be a good time, though. That would be so with war tensions rising, have you guys thought about what you're going to do in the military

when we inevitably get drafted? Oh, yeah. For World War III. I'm watching a lot of war movies recently. I have been, too. And that shit is looking fun for some reason it like glorifies it

and I know the movies are like spot on to how war really goes yeah exactly exactly the same and it dude it looks so fun maybe World War 2

not not not war now I don't even know how you go to war I feel like World War 2 is way scarier no

it's scarier but no it's not dude there's too much technology now you go to war. I feel like World War II is way scarier. It's scarier, but no, it's not. You have to be so close back then. Now that's the problem. Now you don't have to be close. Right. I would probably choose to be a sniper or something in the air. Imagine a drone flying over you, dropping a grenade on you. That would suck dick.

That would suck, dude. That would suck. You are doing that close warfare shit, and then you just see a fucking little-ass drone. Like a glare of light. Just you hear a little hum. And it's just following suck. Like you're like, you are doing that close warfare shit. And then you just see a fucking little ass drone. Like, like a glare light. Just, just,

you hear a little hum. And it's just falling you and you're running, but you can't get away from it. Like, you know, that one video where the guy's always looking up his fucking. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

That's what it would be like. We'd be like, fuck. And anyone can get a drone, dude. 200 bucks at Best Buy. Yeah. Now, yeah, war...

I think wars always sucked, but now I think it's definitely more... You could die at any moment, but I think back then it was more terrifying. It was also... Like, trench warfare sounds unbearable for me. I'm gonna have to die under, like, a flamethrower, dude. Yeah, that's terrible.

Or being stabbed for like a bayonet. 40 times, yeah. And the only way to kill people is to be me to you. I've watched like something on the Western Front. You see that movie? That sounds familiar. No. Home on the Western Front?

Something like that. So it was basically like. I have seen that. It was a story. There was like a bunch of these German boys. And they're like 16. And it's their like look from like world war one or world war two where they were like,

they're like, no, I want to join the military. Like I can't, I can't wait. It's like all of us like, yeah, we're all in high school.

Right. Squad up. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's, let's fucking forge our documents. Let's go. And they go.

And then it's like, imagine all of us, like our whole friend group. And then you just see one by one, like us die in the worst ways. Yeah. Like, like one of them, like our whole friend group. And then you just see one by one, like us die in the worst ways. Like, like one of them, like just gets their fucking head blown off day one. And then one of them is like stuck behind a tank. And then the fucking Americans are coming towards.

And then he's like, he surrenders. It's like Carter's fucking surrendering. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I'd totally be Carter. And then someone just fucking flame throws Carter. You just watch. It's like, oh my God. It's just, that's the whole fucking movie and the last second oh it's world war one armistice

happened so it's like happened at 12 o'clock and like fucking the second before armistice like the last one of us just gets fucking bayoneted from behind like picked up and you're just like oh and then it's like bing like the bells ring we bells ring. We're done. We're done. Time's up. He was watching, like, fucking everyone just, like, put their guns down. And he's like, you couldn't have waited. 30 seconds, man. 30 more seconds. Did you have to sneeze or something before?

Yeah, no, I think. I don't know if watching, like, my squad get killed would make me come back to, like, avenge them. Like, re-sign up or if i would just be like all right i gotta get out i feel like there's just no it's just so much different like everybody back then used to really believe in their country i feel like we don't have that now people don't want to go fight for people that are in the military now just want to kill people that's true yeah i was having this conversation with you guys like if you guys got drafted i'd want to go with just because you you guys got drafted I'd want to go with

just because you guys are going but I'd want to go if I could get in the same unit as you guys hey look we're a package deal that's a thing yeah I know if that's real

I would do it there's no reason to say no 100% if you guys got like if you three got drafted and I didn't I'd be like fuck it dude

I'm going I'm going with you guys we could 100% package deal it though that's a real thing well instead of three they get four why would they say no that's what I'm saying like hey as long as I can get grouped in with you guys. We could 100% package deal it, though. That's a real thing. Well, instead of three, they get four. Why would they say no? That's what I'm saying.

Like, hey, as long as I can get grouped in with these guys, I'll go. I'll go fight. We'll party up. Why not, dude? Party up. I might as well. What's the point, dude? What else am I going to do?

Literally. I feel that. The whole part of, like, everything not fighting would be so fun. Oh, no. It would be a great time until it's gone. We're just, like, chilling at, like, camp and, you know, shooting random shit, drinking all the time. Playing cards. A lot of cigarettes.

A lot of cigarettes, dude. We would be smoking full time. We would be smoking all the time. Oh, my God, dude. Three packs a day. Full time. Yeah. We wouldn't share any cigarettes.

No, we wouldn't have to. No. It'd be like, okay, next one. Yeah. You need something, dude. Right. You need something. Government funding. Kill the nerves. You need something, dude. Right. You need something. Government funding.

Kill the nerves. It's the best. The good thing about war today would be that either you come back or you're dead. In World War I and World War II, you may come back with injuries or something. Oh, yeah. Missing a leg. Shell shock. Now, you're dead or you're not.

That's true. I think I would be a drone pilot, though. I'd try to join the Air Force and try to fly drones and just fucking delete little white dots on the screen. It's just a game at that point. It's literally, I get the fucking kill streak of AC-130. Right. All right, done.

I watched The Covenant last week, and they did a little POV from that. I was like, dude, this looks just like the fucking game. I could do that shit all day. Right. It's like a little POV from that and I was like dude this looks just like the fucking game. I could do that shit all day. Right. It's like a high score type of thing.

I think it would just feel not real. So my youth pastor growing up was a pilot like a fighter pilot and I was like so tell me

what was your first like mission like when you first dropped some fucking bombs what was it like? He's like oh he's like I strafed a whole fucking

like a whole colony of like like there's a bunch of guys right there and i just came down and fucking just lit him up and then just took off he's like his he's like as high as you can go as far as like a fighter pilot at nellis yeah he's usc's top dog at usc valedictorian in aerospace engineering it's insane and uh i was like okay well how accurate can you be with like a fucking bomb like like where can you drop a missile yeah where can you like if you were gonna drop one bullseye how bullseye could you get he's like you know the size of a telephone pole i could hit the dead center of a telephone pole yeah and i was like really he's like yes like he's like i could do it like this he He's like, I could go like this, drop it right here,

and just fucking dip the other way. And he's like, I'll just fucking lob it right on top of that. It's so crazy. Like, they literally ruin everyone's day and leave. Like, they don't look back. They don't make sure everything's good because they know. They're all dead, and I'm just going to leave. Even in the movie, like, they call in helicopters, whatever, their airstrike. They fuck shit dead, and I'm just going to leave. Even in the movie, they call in helicopters, whatever, their airstrike.

They fuck shit up, and they turn around. There's no like, hey, is everybody dead? Are you good? It's just we know it's gone because everything around the area is destroyed. It's all turned to fire. And I asked him, I was like, you've done a lot of missions and stuff like that. Do you ever feel like any kind of way about it? He's like, no, it's just pretty much like ones and zeros it's like there was ones and then

other zeros i was like wow yeah you probably couldn't feel like that if you were actually no i think i think face to face i think in war it's much easier to rationalize killing somebody yeah but yeah i don't i don't think it'd feel very i was talking about civilians too and he's like yeah no they're just not civilians he's fully bought in and nobody's good over there he's like no like we like do like and like this is like the most family man like christian do whatever and he was like he's like no like we do really good like like we by our recon is like it's just this guy and there's this and like yeah but like what about all the drone strikes like with the obama because we killed a fuck ton of civilians because

i i knew that was bullshit i was like oh man this guy's just bought in he's just gonna do what he's got to do right and that's the only way to get through it i think yeah this would just cope you have to rationalize it this entire This entire elementary school is full of terrorists. Be a pretty good place to hide to be honest. Terrorist training elementary school. Yeah. All those eight year olds are fucking warmongers.

Future of disaster. Stupid. I'd do that though. Yeah. i would vote something in the air or like sniping i think would be like fun maybe tanking do we have take do we still do that yeah we do we definitely do but that's terrible to me you're stuck yeah when you're stuck and i also have seen like how fucked up all the tanks are getting in ukraine and I don't want to be in that position. They can just catch on fire. Yeah, imagine.

Now you're just in there in a microwave. You're just like the track, and then you're just sitting. Can't move. Yeah. It is here fucking. Just 50 sights on you waiting for you to open that fucking hatch. Yeah, you can't do that. I just call in my fucking attack helicopter buddy and be like,

hey, man, fuck these guys up have you seen Fury though? that's what I was talking about dude I I cannot I haven't finished the last 50 minutes why? it was on the way back from Ohio

so good I had started the movie and we got there early and I didn't finish like I think it was like the last 30 30-40 minutes

that's why I said the same thing I got to the part where they made it look pretty the part where they got stuck and they're like, alright, fuck it. We're just going to fight here. Midway through the fight, okay everybody, we're now landing. I was like, fuck, you've got to be kidding me.

You had a solid half an hour left. It's good though. I look like Brad Pitt in that movie. Would you guys try to do like Special Forces or no? Just stay out of that. I think I would. Depends how like much training it is. I don't want to go through like school.

I think I would, yeah. No, it's not school. It's just like you got to eat shit. I just want to see if I could do it. Yeah. That's the thing. Like if it's like a competition, I feel like I'm going to do it. You know?

I don't care that much. I'd rather just not be in it. Right. You know what I could do? I could also join the Navy. I'd probably shoot myself in the leg right when we got out there. I got to go home. I thought about that too.

The family episode where they shoot each other in the foot? If the draft was actually happening though, what I would actually do, I would disable myself in some kind of way. Yeah. 100%. I wouldn't.

I could give a fuck about. I'd go, dude. I have no, I'd, if we, if war was a thing, I'd probably just go. I've got six more months

till I'm over 25 and then technically I'm safe. That's not real. Well, I know as of right now, it is until we need more, then they'll just up it and then they'll pull more. It's not real, dude.

My real thought, though, is like, let's say like we were fighting the Nazis all over again, like we had to go to war. Yeah, it's like a real. Then I would do it. But like all the wars that we are in are not real wars. Yeah. Like not wars that need to happen.

I mean, you need oil, you know. I drive a Tesla. And I've got solar. I don't't need real you don't heat your home so i love to camp so it's always camping out there what do you mean it's camping with more guns carter go to eagle valley i'd fight war there i know that i know that land pretty well i think that we do okay i think we'd be really good over there. We could all just sit in the little Alamo-style house.

Yeah, that always has the lantern on. Fuck. Is that it? Well, that's all we got for you guys this week. Let's hope we don't go to war, huh? Yeah, please. I'm like 80-20. 80-20 for no war. 20% of me is like, fuck, that shit looks pretty cool. I'm like 80-20. 80-20 for no war.

20% of me is like, fuck, that shit looks pretty cool. I feel that, yeah. Like, if it's just like the game, if the sights are dialed in and it's like, okay. It's not like a game. They're in the X and they die when I pull the trigger. That's fun. You don't get hit markers, dude. Well, they'll fall. You know, and there's no armor plating and whatever.

You know, I can shove them back in your chest. Yeah. Oh, no, not going to burn 20 more bullets because he just, you know, rearmored up. Nobody's going to slide cancel. Yeah, nobody's doing that shit. Fuck that. All right.

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