Who Knows? Who Cares. - My Boy's Dad is My Dad

Episode Date: January 27, 2022

Couple of young knuckleheads growing up a little bit too fast.

jesus christ are we are we doing this intro is that our intro i mean i feel like we should have our own like you know we'll make our own song at least you know okay not so it sounds like the friends intro it's uh it's pretty generic for sure yeah i'm not a fan but um it's fine i love it you think so should we do an intro? That's too hard. What do you mean? We don't, I mean, that's, I'm not a creative thinker. What podcast is this? Welcome to the- Four?

Number four? Is this podcast number four? I think it is four. It's been a while. Yeah, it's been too long. It's been a little, what, three weeks since the last time we came here? More than that, big dog. Yeah, probably a month.

When was it? I want to say it was like in March, dude. No, I think it was in April. I don't think it was that long ago. It could have been. I mean, I feel like a month. It's all good. We're back.

I mean, either way. We're just all pieces of shit, to be honest. Birthday last weekend, you know? Yeah, I know. I saw old friends, bro. Yeah. Old friends? Yeah, Garen came over.

Garen came over here? Garen was here, bro. Yeah, the Rat Prodigy. Okay. And every time I think of Garen, I think about the one time Logan and I were at his house. We couldn't have been older than 13, dude. What? No, no, no.

We're not going to go like any, like we're going straight into it. Yeah, 100%. Because I know where this is going. Yeah. His dad got this brand new sex toy, dude. It wasn't brand new, bro. He's trying to make it sound better. He's trying to make it sound better for him.

Like the one... Out the box. The one I knew, out the box, fresh. Fresh. That's a good one. I used it before his dad did. Yeah, she was crazy. We took turns.

So it's like the... What do you call it? Like the... Like a little handheld. What are those called again? I can't remember the name. Little pocket pussy, whatever you want to call it. I was just trying to search for the name. Just to be clear,

I didn't share with anybody. You were first? No, there was two. There was an old one. No, there wasn't an old one. There was the one that got way more use. there was an old one there was an old one no there wasn't an old one no 100% no no no there was there was the one

that got way more use so the older one no I had the new one I'm not even kidding Logan had the old how do you know which one was new and which one was like

because I've used the old one before so he had the mouth one oh there's a mouth one no no no sorry sorry he had the vaginal one

with the beads yes the beads yeah I had beads in it yo you want the full description well like what like beads like top and bottomful. No, no, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I know. He had the vaginal one with the beads. Yes. The beads? Yeah, it had beads in it. Yo, you want the full description? Well, like what it, like beads like top and bottom? So it's like rubbing. No, no, no.

So it's clear. You have, you know, vag hole, butthole. But as you're holding. It was clear so you could see your dick through it? Yes. That's nuts. Dude, so crazy. That's nuts.

Because it's like, you know. If only you actually had like some actual dick. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I was like 14. I was. Yeah, that was, it was tough. At 14, you had no like. Four, maybe.

You know what I mean? Maybe four. But no, there was beads on the back hand, like for your fingers. You could like kind of push it and like control what you wanted. I got that one. Wait, what? Yeah, it was next level. What?

Garen's dad knew exactly what the fuck he was doing. She was so crazy. Wait, so did Garen's dad. He had no idea. He has no idea. So he, did he have any idea that Garen knew he had those? I mean, probably.

I have no, I think Garen was like rummaging through his shit. It's a weird conversation to have with your son. Yeah. No, I mean, hey, can you put it back if you're going to use it?

Yeah. This, this bonded Logan, Garen and myself together forever. I mean, I guess. You know how like bathrooms have like a shower section, a door and a sink section, just like mine?

Okay. So I'm in the shower section with the toilet, right? So there was a door separating the shower? Yes. Okay. I'm in there laying on the floor. Using the clear one, right? The good one.

Laying on the floor. Yes. I feel like Andrew is probably the only one. Andrew is laying on the floor. I'm not going to act like I haven't been there. Well, look. Look. Get this.

Logan is a single door away also laying on the floor in the sink area using it. I'm not laying on the floor. I'm standing like a champ. Oh, no. Not me. I'm getting comfortable. I'm either like back against the wall if I'm on the floor and like feet out or I'm just completely on the floor.

I took two pillows from Garen's room and in the bathroom. That's disgusting. I spotted up. I was nice. I was comfortable. I had no idea this was a thing. So good, dude. Wait, so did you start jacking off and then you're like, yo, I want to get more comfortable

and then you like went and grabbed two pillows? No, this was not my first rodeo, okay? You're like, yo, I'm going to take these two pillows. Yeah, Garen introduced me to everything bad. So this was not my first rodeo and um i'm gonna take these two pillows yeah garrett garrett introduced me to everything bad so this was now my first rodeo and i put logan on i was like yo you've you've gotta try this dude literally they're not mine but oh dude like at 14 you don't care no we didn't you don't care i did you at least wash it first before you used it yeah of course and after like to the best of my ability you know

but there's only so much you can get out dude it was tough and uh since I was like in the deeper part of the bathroom

I had to wait until Logan finished you know the good one it wasn't it wasn't like a long time until I was done I remember waiting

for sure how did you know he was still going I was working I had to ask I was like yo like like hurry up I'm bored you know he was still going? I was working. I had to ask. Yeah. I was like, yo, like,

like hurry up. I'm, I'm bored. You know what I mean? And so the worst part is after we both finished, Garen had to get his bro. And I felt left out. He was waiting.

Where was Garen at this whole time? He was like in his room. He's just a good host. So he's talking less. Yeah. I think he took logan's after i want to say he took logan's after but uh yeah wait he took the new one no i don't have the old one i mean bottom line either way it's gross well but uh yeah dude we were 14 so it was like well that would have been nuts i never had a flesh it was insane at I never had a flesh. It was insane at 14. I mean, jacking off was nuts at 14,

13. Yeah. It was the summer where we were hanging out every night. I think it was like, we're about to be freshmen in high school. So this was like mind blowing. Well, yeah,

that'd be life changing, dude. I didn't want to go back to like anything else. It was so crazy, but, oh, dude, it was crazy. Every time I see Garen's face, I think of that. I don't know why. It's literally the only thing I think about.

There's so much more history than that, but that is the one thing that sticks out. Oh, it's so bad. But it was so good to see him. He's still the same kid i feel like when you say that and then we talk about like if we were ever to have sex like at the same time with another girl i feel like if we did that then that's all i would see for the rest of my life every time i see you but man would that be so i don't think so that would be such a good image

of you worth it can you imagine looking across and just see me grinning? No, I feel like I just see you. That's not an image I want in my head for the rest of my life. Oh, but I would tell everybody I knew. I think Andrew would totally ruin it for me. He would ruin it. He'd think so. Really?

You think so? Oh, totally. I think he'd be like. He would make a joke out of the whole thing. I would rather have fun than to, like, really, like, enjoy it, you know? Then it would just be weird. It would just get really weird. It would get so weird.

Look, I'm not going to, like, rub your back or anything, but I'll throw you a high five, you know? I'll give you a wink or two. Like, it's fun. I take it too serious To enjoy Like I would enjoy that Yeah I would

Oh dude I would have so much fun with it I don't know I feel like you'd have a lot of fun I would I would kill I would kill for it That should be so funny Oh my

Dude we were close huh Sucks Sucks it wasn't We were not close at all Sucks it wasn't who we thought We were not close at all There's so many who we thought. We were not close at all. There's so many catfishes on Tinder. Oh, yeah.

It's so terrible. I had no expectation. I had to learn the hard way one time. No, you didn't. Yes. What happened? I matched on Tinder. Same thing with you.

You know, we're messaging back and forth. And it was like, it was a little questionable, but you know, you're horny. You're like, all right, whatever. It's still kind of hot. Nothing is that bad when you're horny. No're like, alright, whatever. It's still kind of hot. Nothing is that bad when you're horny. No, yeah, nothing. And just the possibility of it being a female. You're like, oh, you know.

What's the worst that could happen? Whatever. So we're sending pictures. She sends one and I'm like, hmm. Quality's a little low. I'm like, I don't know about this. This looks screenshotted four or five times and then she well he it was i found out it was a dude he was like it was send a picture i'm

like all right like whatever you know of what it was just me in the underwear you know nothing crazy half brick that's anybody you half brick i was a little of course yeah he's thick come on you can't you know i sent a picture she sent another one or he sent another one he i mean it was a little the quality the quality was just it was questionable it was like it was taken on android but not enough for you to just leave no not enough for me to leave yeah i'm horny at this moment i i you know i'm trying to i'm trying to make the most of the situation it's so tough i sent a dick pic no yes what angle it was just uh like you know just over the top oh no okay that's fine at least like no no no of course not i'm saying like you didn't give

like the best angle like you didn't look hung oh no no no no like side undershot you know you gotta learn a thing or two so but this was before like i was like really on tinder this was oh this was like one of the first yeah so i really didn't know like you know i'm just i'm just horny i'm trying to whatever he he sent another picture and that's when i was like okay wait a sec there was a i remember there was a different hand towel a watermark no it was the same bathroom but a different hand towel and i'm like because i'm starting to like you thought these were And I'm like, because I'm starting to analyze the pictures. You thought these were live? You thought these were live?

Yes. I started to analyze the pictures and their bad quality. I'm like, all right, let me see what's going on here. He ended up coming out. Oh, yeah, I'm just a dude. I'm horny. I'm like, I still came. I'm not going to lie.

I still came to her. No, you did not. Whoever that was. No. You think I'm not going to finish? It's like 18. Oh, my God. I mean, that girl was out there somewhere.

Yeah, true. It wasn't him. Did you reach out and try to find her? No, I didn't. I didn't know her name. Yeah. I'm just a dude. What do you want from me, dude?

Like, you know, what do you want from me? What are you going to do at that point? You know, you're going to finish. I mean, well, you're a different breed. You're cool with pictures. I need something a little more in-depth. I was a virgin at 18. I might be a little bit.

That was hot. It was really hot. That is true. Bo was. Go Daddy commercials were enough. I was all for it. I was about 12 or 13. A GoDaddy commercial came up.

Bo's, guys, if you guys don't know, Bo's about 35 years old. Yeah, Bo's so old. So we're a little bit apart. But there was a GoDaddy commercial that made me, when I was in my youth, I was a savage. You could come to anything when you were 14.

I was a savage. When I was 11, I was going to war. Really? At 11? That is nuts. 11? That is nuts. I was 11, war Really At 11 11 That is nuts I was 11 easy

Garen put me on 13 years old Garen showed my first porn For sure I was hanging out With these kids My first porn I was hanging out

With a bunch of kids Who were 3 or 4 years Older than me Yeah that's a problem Everyone in my neighborhood Was 3 or 4 years Older than me But they were all

Like gross But that's like A pivotal moment So like When you're like Growing up I'm just I'm shooting blanks You're hanging out With 14 year olds I'm shooting Talking about Yeah with me but they were all like gross but that's like a pivotal moment so like and you're like so growing up i'm just i'm i'm shooting blanks now with 14 year olds i'm talking about yeah i'm shooting i'm shooting blanks the whole time like what does that feel like dude it is it's the same

feeling but you don't see anything the first time i ever like did it i came so i don't know oh yeah not me dude yeah the first time it happened i was like yo like i did this for real like this this is this is what people talk about like this is nuts i told everybody when i said you know so this is what happened so when i the first time i actually did it i preed pre-came yep bingo true and i told everyone lost my mind i was like guys it finally happened like i'm in. I'm in with the crew. I wanted to know what coming was like so bad. And now I'm just all too familiar with it. I grew up with everybody at minimum four years older than me.

So everybody was like, oh, do you haven't had sex yet? You haven't done this yet? And I was like, of course I have. Well, yeah, at that age, you don't mind about it. Yeah, a hundred percent. And then, dude, when it, when it happened, I was,

I was like, I can't, I can't believe this. I understand, like, why everybody, No, that first time you did it is insane.

Dude, life changing. Then it, like, it immediately became, that's why you do it once, and then it's literally every day for years. Immediately became,

are you talking about like, when it actually came out, or when? No, just the first, orgasm, dude. Like two hour showers every night from there on.

Every night. Every night. You plan it out. I moved my bean bag to my bathroom. Not even kidding, bro. I had my bean bag in my bathroom.

I was posted up. I had like a closet in my bathroom, like a linen closet. I'd put my bean bag in there right and then underneath the bean bag,

I'd have a bottle of lotion. You underneath the beanbag dude like like two or three times before the shower i was two or three times two or three times i would do it before the shower so bad a little bit and then do it again in the shower so this is the best part about being like third or 11 when you're masturbating 11 is is insane. Hear me out. No cleanup. There's one no cleanup, but two, you can do it again in six seconds. You can do it. Like you literally do it.

Because you're not really coming. There's nothing happening. So then you can just do it again and you can do it again. Okay, that's nuts. Like literally, it's as if, like it's the closest thing to heaven on earth. So crazy.

It's so unbelievable. I've never had that moment. I'm telling you, the first time I ever came was like. No's that's probably how it's supposed to be yeah i didn't know what i was doing dude gary and i were on this website called stick him which is like the same as omegle okay we had like this i mean we were like talking to a pedophile for sure okay man or not i have no idea just not knowing is hot the fact that it could be a woman is just like well we were like like 13 14 when you hear like a girl like on xbox live or something

yeah she's automatically automatically hot yeah i don't know i don't know if that's true it's 100 true you know the voice okay whatever anyways keep going but dude we were getting like emailed like photos of like this like fully grown woman like in the shower, you know, soap everywhere. Emailed photos. Yes. Well, because dude, this was like 2008, 2009. Yeah, you got to realize he's 11. He's, yeah, this is young.

Email was a thing. Yeah. And I was like, like, yo, this is crazy. Like, why don't I do this all the time? Like hot rod double zero at Yahoo. Honestly. What was the email address? I want to say her name was Brittany.

So bad. I want to say it. If I could get into my old email address? I want to say her name was Brittany. So bad I want to say it. If I could get into my old email, they're probably still there. Like, favorited. Own folder and everything. Those pictures were everything to me. So crazy. But, oh my, dude,

I got into it way too young. Talk about your kick. I feel like that's so young. My kick. Dude, I, dude, think about how much you've jacked off in your life. Andrew has been a sex monster since 13. Whenever he found out.

When you were that age, it'd be weird for you to go a day off without jacking off. I grew up way too quick hanging out with you guys. Matt put me on this whole thumb and kick. Oh my God, dude. Guys, Matt put me on this whole like thumb and kick. Yeah, thumb and kick was so fun. Oh, my God, dude. I went to like his birthday party, and kids were just passing my phone around because I had like content. And I was like so proud of it because I was the man. You don't understand.

So you were just 12? Yeah, we were like 13, 14. No, actually, I had to have been 15 16 because i was driving no that's old for well he's he was a year behind me i was using thumb and kick when i was no but still in high school all of the content he had on his phone was probably around 15 like right before 16 yeah it was definitely like accumulated for sure but did it was i'm so disgusted with myself. He had literally he probably had

40 pictures of 40 different girls. That's insane to me. Good for you. He's always been good. I'm a smooth talker. He talks to a lot of women. He literally had a copy pasted

message. He had a system. I'm not going to lie. He literally had like a copy pasted message. Oh, he had a system. I did. I did. I'm not going to lie. I was an animal. What would you do to me? Pink.

Here we go. Yeah, like wait. It's like, damn, wait five minutes and then post it. No, I didn't even wait.

It would, 30 seconds to type 300 words in my phone. Just go to notes, copy, paste it. Boom. What would you do to me? Yeah. And it's just like

no that's what they would ask me and then i would god i wish i wish i was next to you right now my ipod touch had a self-made autocorrect of of titty fuck literally because i that was like crazy to me at like 14. Dude, it's bad. Like I'm embarrassed. I was something else and I regret it for sure, but it's made me who I am today. Is that a good thing? I definitely regret having sex at like 14. I do too. That is so young.

That is really young. I was 15. It's not a good look. I was 15 for sure. But what about you? I don't remember. I don't remember. But I was like young. I was 15. It's not a good look. I was 15 for sure. But what about you? I don't remember. I don't remember. Beau was like 30 years old.

But sex 10 years after. Is that crazy? Literally. Is that crazy? 10 years late to the party. Which one's worse though? I don't know which one's worse. Well, it's probably us.

If I could swap 100%, I would. 100%. I would be a virgin today if I could. Not even kidding. I don't know which one's worse. Well, it's probably us. If I could swap 100%, I would. 100%. I would be a virgin today if I could. Not even kidding. I don't know about that. That would never fly. You would never be able to do that. If you never do it the first time, you don't really need it the second time. Well, Andrew's a sex monster is what we call him.

You guys make me out to be the sex monster. It's so not true. I don't know why that term keeps coming up. But I don't like it. But that's what I like. Exactly. It's not a good term. You do not want to are a sex monster. I don't know why that term keeps coming up. But I don't like it. It's not a good term. You do not want to be a sex monster. I don't like that.

And that's how you pin me, Beau. You pin yourself. No, we were talking. You can do this to yourself. Oh, it was in... Was it in Utah? It had to have been in Utah. We were driving somewhere. And Andrew called himself a sex monster. He was like, God. I am a sex monster. He was like, God. Yeah, he's been using that. It's like, maybe I am a sex monster.

Maybe I am. Yeah. And I hope not, but I mean, I got to be professionally diagnosed. That's all. No, you're just a man. You're just horny. Dude, and I've. You know what's funny, though?

I don't think that's ever going to go away. No, I don't think so. It's not supposed to. We're literally supposed to want to have sex. That's how we're designed. Like, I mean, I got that part. You're just going a little out of your. That's how we're designed. Like, I mean, I got that part.

You're just going a little out of your way. I've got that part down. You're just working a little harder. I've been through some good stuff and some terrible stuff. I feel like you've been through a lot of terrible stuff.

I've been through a lot of bad stuff. That's terrible. A lot. And he takes it. He's always like, hey, it works.

Well, dude, it's fine. It's different when you're in it, okay? No, when you're horny, it's different. Nothing is too much. Go ahead., okay? No, when you're horny, it's different.

Nothing is too much. I'm sure there's a level. What do you mean nothing's too much? What do you mean by that? Talk about the worst thing that's happened to you in a sexual experience. The worst thing? The absolute worst. I feel like you have a lot to talk about.

I've got a small amount. I feel like I don't have like... Like right now, thinking about it, you want to throw up. I've never had small amount. I feel like I don't have like. Like the word. Like right now thinking about it, you want to throw up. Yeah, I've never had anything like that. That's such a poor choice of words. I've never had anything like that. Holy shit. Yeah, that's gross.

Oh, man. But I mean for you, that probably hits home a little bit. I'll start because mine's going to be quick. I'll get it out the way and then I'll let you guys talk for a little while. I don't think I've had like a like gross experience like that i think for me was just like when i had first had sex i was like yo this is nuts what's i missing out on you know what i mean and then i had a the next girl and you know i'm like i met this girl like i wasn't really that attracted to her i'm like i'm trying to have sex again why not yeah you know

and we're having sex. And I just remember like in the middle of it. I don't know if you've ever had like an epiphany while you're having sex. Like, yes, this is disgusting. It is. There is. I'm like, yo, why am I doing this? And I hadn't even come yet.

And I'm like, dude, why am I here right now? I'm just like thinking everything in my mind. I'm like, I have to finish. They think that everything they say is always going to be a plus and there's definitely a threshold. There's one thing that can be said and you start thinking,

dude, why am I here right now? She wasn't even saying anything but she was just like, the more the clothes came off and I saw what was, I was just like. That's tough. Oh, it was bad.

That's big tough. It was bad. Did you finish? I finished. Yeah, of course. You have to finish. I could not. You're not going to waste your time. One time, this girl asked me if I finished.

She was like, how do they not know? So this is the crazy part, though. How do they not know? A condom might be able to deflect that situation. I wouldn't know much about that. Fuck, that's so terrible. She was like, it was top, though. How would you not know?

That's what I'm saying. But I was like, I was top though. How would you not know? That's what I'm saying. But I was like, I'm pretty sure I did. Do you just, two drops, that's it? No, not at all. It was an interesting situation. So you didn't cum is what you're saying? No. I did.

But she was just, she was going to war. Yeah, she was going to war. And I was like. Well, I don't, maybe if like, if it's deep enough, they don't even feel it. She to war And I was like Well I don't Maybe if like If it's deep enough They don't even feel it She just goes straight Down their throat

I don't know if that's A thing Dude I don't know if that's Is that a thing I mean it is But it's like a It's a matter of talent

At that point Yeah exactly I guess She was a lot older than me Oh so she was just Trying to like Oh shit Be hot Yeah she was just

Trying to be hot I was like I was a fresh 19. She was 26. It's not that one. I promise it's not that one. That's impressive. What are you doing?

You have to spin it. There you go. That's fine. You're good. Just chill out a little bit here. That's impressive. 1926? Yeah.

That's a lot like guys' dreams. So that's your worst one is ask you if you came? There's no way. I want the absolute worst thing where you were like i cannot believe i went through with this no names are yeah yeah required though like what like so you've got a few no i'm trying to think what were my bad it's it's hard to think about yeah it's like i mean i mean maybe for you guys there was some no you guys have had a lot of no i've got one that stands out clearly. There was one where I was just like, to cut a smell.

Oh, yeah, that's rough. That is rough. I was like, oh, no. What do I do? I'm at this point already. And like you said, it's like when you get to that point, it's like nothing can really turn you off. And if something starts to turn you off,

that's when you know it's way to hell. You're going down. This was a couple years ago. Was it a dirty smell? I was like, this is sour food. I was like, are we both smelling this?

Is it just me? I wasn't upset, or i was like i was really i wasn't upset but i was like this is telling yeah this is like now was this like you were just starting or like you were like we're mid having sex or was it like the more the clothes had been mid for sure or like you were going down and then you started to smell something weird it was just like it wasn't it wasn't good oh i could imagine it wasn't good if you're talking about it right now it wasn't that was probably my like least favorite moment ever well smell is like really important oh yeah i like yeah so if you're like smelling something bad that was probably like like pheromones and everything i need a little more like background was it like smell coming from like down or smell coming from like mouth or just like body?

From down. Okay, yeah. From down. Okay, yeah. That'd be so tough. You went down on her too? Yeah. Yeah, you did.

Any hesitations, yes. Oh, God. But it was down and then it was just, that's all you could smell. This is making me queasy. Oh, it's so gross. It was the worst. We get it's so gross it was the worst like we get it dude it was the worst experience

we get it I want to know who this was I don't I don't want anything this was a while ago okay and it was like I was like oh shit

like yeah you were just like oh my god this is the same person that took an hour like an hour plus like

to get well yeah if you're not into it over like like remember when I told you the fact that you were still heart attack I haven't told this An hour. Like, an hour plus, like, to get. Well, yeah. If you're not into it. Over, like, remember when I told you. The fact that you were still hard at that point. I haven't told this. So, there was a. It was easy.

It was the same person. No, it was so easy, bro. I was getting topped from. Why are you whispering now? Yeah, I don't know. You can say top here. This is a safe space. And it literally took a full hour in my car.

And I was. Literally, all the windows were wet. i feel like that's a moment car is tough no that's a moment where you have to realize like yo why am i with this girl oh no it was it's this hard it was a car is so tough look and i'm gonna back the girls here for sure the more you are sitting up the harder it is no i don't yeah 100 maybe you're not like 100 it's not even there's gotta be be some kind of restriction but if I'm like a 90 degree sit up I'll probably never finish I don't know because I've never really gotten head in that position road top is impossible to finish

even if it's that I did one time in my car car he does that all the time car just chilling we literally saw it you guys didn't see, that's tough. You guys didn't see it.

We saw it. So that's your worst though, huh? That smell just hit you and you're like, fuck, what am I doing? That was just like the worst, like, ugh, like disgusted. Because you feel like you have to finish. Like you can't, you can't just like tell her mid-haze sex. I had to just change up the whole day. It's so hard. That is so easy to beat.

You guys are lucky. What do you mean? I've had some terrible sex. I had to just change up the whole day. It's so hard. That is so easy to beat. You guys are lucky. What do you mean? I've had some terrible shit. I don't know. Well, the thing is, what were we just calling you to a couple minutes ago? I was a sex monster. Yeah, so you've had a lot of... I mean, it's not that much.

Well, your problem is you hook up with a lot of random girls. Gross. I do not. I don't have girls that you meet on Tinder. I do not. If you're fucking girls on Tinder, they're disgusting. I want to say I've been up with like one girl from Tinder.

Where do you meet all these girls you have sex with? Bumble. Yeah. Bumble is higher class. These women are a lot nicer. It's like D tier to C tier. It's like the average.

Bumble's at least B tier. I don't know. It's not. It's not. It's girls who are so desperate that they're like, I'll make the first move they'll message first

I swear I'll message you I don't know if it's desperate or if it's like like a privilege because you get to like pick and choose yeah 100% dude I mean there are some women

that probably like that you know they like to feel in control imagine like matching somebody on Tinder and your first message is a picture of somebody that's a wiener it's like you don't want that okay well obviously

so that's what I'm saying Bumble gives you the option to cut that out I don't want that. Okay, well, obviously. So that's what I'm saying. Bumble gives you the option to cut that out. I don't think anybody does that. Nobody just sends a dick pic immediately. I would bet money that somebody does. Okay, I'm sure that somebody's done it. All right, anyway, we keep interrupting.

What was your worst sexual experience? I mean, you guys know this. I think I know it, but you were also talking about recently. No, there's... Yeah, no, that one's not nearly as bad. The worst in life... It's still gross, though. That one is so... Like, to me, there's... Yeah, no, that one's not nearly as bad. The worst in life... It's still gross, though. That one is so... To me, that's really gross.

I'm one of the guys who doesn't believe girls poop. Oh, yeah. Just tell it for background information. Then we'll go to your worst. Okay, so a little bit ago...

Yeah, this is the second worst. A week ago, yeah, you said? Two days ago? No, it wasn't two days ago. I'd say like a week and a half, yeah. Okay. When was this? I was chilling

at some girl's house and... You don't know her. And... ago i took a week and a half yeah okay when was this i was chilling at some girl's house who and you don't know and uh she's a random he doesn't he doesn't tell me yeah i am you know he went over to a girl's house a week and a half ago i am a huge supporter of top only you guys know this yeah that's not what you got though and no, it was. And then I had to pee after, of course. After? Yeah. Okay.

So I was already disgusted with myself. Yeah, you're in that post-nut. You're like, why did I do that? I go to pee after. There is an unflushed toilet that I pee into. I don't understand how you don't have somebody coming over and you're not checking everything. You're like, let me make sure everything is in order. I don't get it.

Was it a lot? Was it a lot? I didn't see anything. Luckily, there was enough toilet paper to cover everything. But you could see it. Nope, nothing. I couldn't see anything. I just saw there was paper in the toilet and I was like, okay.

So she went to flush, but it just didn't go. No, I don't think there was no flush. I don't think so. so it just didn't go through there's too much in the toilet i mean it could have i hope not i'm gonna say no on that one for my sake no so maybe it was just toilet paper maybe there's no shit in there i did kind of giggle and she was like what and i was like i like i just i'm gonna pee a lot like i could already tell and then luckily i already finished because i was i wouldn't have done it you got out of yeah that was second worst you would have done it that was second worst you definitely wouldn't i'm not this monster dude you went all the way over to this girl's house

you definitely would have done it it's like 15 17 minutes whatever no big deal you're not gonna go over there and then see some shit in the toilet be be like, you know what? I got to go. Well, true. I'm not going to waste my time. How long did you hang out after that? Like, what do you tell her? Like, oh, I got to go. What do you talk about? I would say less than 10 minutes. What do you tell her after that?

Well, it's like, I don't want to just, you know, get up and leave because that's like. So you wait 10 minutes and then leave. Yeah, it's good enough. That's what I'm saying. So how did you like get out of that situation? I want to say I blamed it on being because of the dog. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, I was like, oh, you know, no one's home. I got to get home and feed her.

It's like 2 in the morning. Obviously, I'm not going to feed my fucking dog. Yeah. Nobody feeds their dog at 2 in the morning. You could have just said, hey, I need to get home to my dog. Everybody thinks like that, okay? I mean, girls are stupid, I guess, so that probably flew. You said it.

Yeah. But. Okay, so that's second worst. That's second worst. Is that second worst, or is that just because it comes to memory? I would say so, yeah. It just comes to memory. That's not that bad of an experience.

Well, the first one is that bad of an experience. The first one is so terrible. Dad's out of town. I want to say I'm. Have we talked about this on the podcast? We're going to go into deep detail, though. I was 19 years'm have we talked about this i don't know we're gonna go into deep detail though i was 19 years old maybe okay dad's out of town i shut the cameras off so he doesn't know you don't bring girls to your house back a lot no because it's hard i got i got way too much technology in my house and uh if she comes over and you know i don't i don't like

to make first moves this Is this Dad's house? Yeah, this pops. This is everything. The full system's on, but not me. I turned this shit off. Is this back in Silverstone? Nope. This is the current house.

This was three years, two years, three years ago. Yeah, it hasn't been that long ago. Three years. And now she comes over, and, you know, whatever. She makes the first move, like I planned planned because i don't like to do that shit i don't like to pressure whatever house yeah you know what's going on you know what happens you get hot and heavy whatever you go to my room and she's like going to town top only huge fan of top only okay and i guess she had just eaten or something before because she went a little bit

too hard i'm not a fan of eating before i don like having a full stomach. I don't know if I played my cards wrong and I was like too invested to the whole like gagging, choking thing. It's probably hot. It's probably hot. Look, the spit is cool. Spit is great for sure. And she must have caught on to that because she tried one too many times, dude. And whatever she ate before ended up everywhere just oh my dude in my bed and i i was so bad you knew it was like was it just like leading up like you know

there was like there was like one or two were like a lot yo wait a sec a lot more came out and i was like look like like this is like you're fine you know you don't have to go like too crazy did you you didn't say that no i did i was like oh like chill out like it's like no i literally said i was like yeah you don't have to go that hard like it's okay and she was like no i like it and i was like oh my all right look me too but this is a lot like i'm just letting you know one too many dude she goes down and then she like kind of pauses like looks at me she looked at you before yeah because she would like i could tell i could tell that she was not feeling good. And it must have just gone one too many times.

And threw up all over me. Everywhere. Like I would say a little bit above my belly button. And all over my thighs dude. It was so fucking terrible. I didn't know what to do. I was in shock. I had to have like looked at her dead in the face for at least 20 seconds.

There had to have been that just like silence where you're just looking at each other she she had to have apologized like four or five times and i did not say a word i was in shock because i should have been throwing up too but because my wiener was you're bricked up it was like no big deal i guess so it's like oh no you're like you could use it i guess no absolutely not i was like oh yeah you know like it's no big deal i'm sure this happens all the time you know what i mean this is like the fourth time it's happened dude so terrible and i obviously i went to go clean it up and then just i have long hair you know you didn't shower at the time did i did it, it was, it was like mid phase. Yeah. I get in the shower and this shit starts clogging my shower.

So there's like, were you just like dripping on the way to the shower? No, it was, it was pretty solid. Dude, I was so disgusted.

You're coated. And I was, what about your bed? Was your bed just, yeah, no, I had to wrap up my sheets so I shouldn't wash it.

Dude, it was so like terrible. Do you, okay, no, keep going. Yeah keep going yeah i mean i was finally you know whatever cleaning off and i was like flinging it off because it was so like thick and disgusting like oil like like do you ask her what she ate no i was dude i was gagging in the shower not even kidding i was gagging and she was watching me because like i don't know if she felt bad or she just like nuts about this i'm pretty sure she was just looking for like a little like yo this is okay like i i tried like just some kind of like this look what i mean i'm just peeking through the shower like yo please give me some affirmation that you don't hate me right now i

respected the hustle for sure i was like look it's not that big of a deal i really don't think i'd be that i'd care that much i'm sure it happens all of the time like don't worry about it and then i mean once everything was said and done you know i'm not finished out yeah i'm not a big fan of wasting time so you're definitely gonna come so we went back to it i gave her you know redemption i really don't feel like it's that gross. I got thrown up on. I don't know. I'm not really.

Really? I don't think throw up is that disgusting. I just think the whole situation is overrated. The whole trying to jam into the back of your throat. It's not that cool, dude. It's not. It is not. I don't know. I don't think. I'm not going to sit here and act like I have a huge dick because I don't. It is not. I don't know.

I don't think. I'm not going to sit here and act like I have a huge dick because I don't. Jack Harlow. We talked about that. I don't know. He hit it right on the head, dude. And I've never really had a girl that's like really put it all the way down her throat. You want to hear the funniest story ever?

So I don't know if deep throating is. I mean, it does kind of hurt. Like it's cool to be like. It hurts you. Yeah. That's what you're saying? I'm sure it hurts them too. Listen to this.

So. I don't know. Someone. Someone came over. And we. Someone. Someone came over. This is back.

Like when I was living at my parents house. Okay. And so like. I'm getting like. Brained out. While you're talking. Yeah. Brained out. And you're talking. You just talked about it. Where it getting like. Brained out. While you're talking. Yeah. Brained out.

And you're talking. You just talked about it. Where it's like. You don't have to go that hard. Yeah. But like. It was like. To the point of like.

Loud. It was. Like. It was. My parents are. It was so. It was so loud. And like.

My mom dropped a comment. Two days later. Oh my god. Where she's like. You know like. Like Logan. She's like. Yeah. You know like. Where she's like, you know, like. Like Logan. She's like, yeah, you know, like it's crazy because like our floor plan, I could just basically hear everything.

Mom, tell me this two days ago, please. No, that's just something you keep between yourself. Like you don't want to hear it. I would much rather get a text like, yo, quiet down than for it to come up two days later. No, I just don't want that to ever come out. It was the worst, like, feeling ever because I knew, I was like, this is loud. But it can't be that loud.

It's kind of hot. What am I supposed to do? Am I going to be like, hey, quiet. You can't kill it. No, I can't kill that vibe. She's putting in work and you got to respect it. She's dedicated. Hey, mom mom good for you

you know and it was yeah my mom brought it up two days later though no i did not feel good about it it's just it's overrated anytime your mom brings up a comment like that it's like that's my i can hear everything like i don't want to hear you and like i was just like oh you're talking yeah and you start feeling disgusting about yourself. You're like, it's all the time. I mean, like, it's cool. Like it's definitely cool to like see it happen like once or twice total,

but to like overdo it. Like I'm, I don't have the heart to tell them like, Hey, you just went through all of this pain and struggle for me to like, never talk to you. I think it's like a five out of 10 of like the enjoyment you know what i mean it's not as crazy good as they think it is we've talked about this too though i think more than anything like when that happens it's way more fun from like your angle to make it happen than for it to happen to

you what do you mean what do you have no idea like it's like a like a power thing of like like i have enough to make you no no like i'm making this happen versus like they're just like taking the initiative and doing logan's a very aggressive dom is what he's getting logan likes the power to make somebody else suffer. Okay. Is what he's getting at. He's a real life sex monster. Okay. I just, I'm unfortunate. Can you stop using that term? Yeah, Logan is awful.

He's an awful person. That's not entirely true. Jeez, dude. Mm-mm. I think that's just from watching porn from 11 years old. Hey, I watched a lot of it, too. You're just 11 watching porn. You need a lot more.

There's violence in it. There's a lot of violence. You need a lot more to get off. I don't know if there's violence in it. Oh, there watched a lot of it too. You're just 11 watching porn. You need a lot more. There's violence in it. There's a lot of violence. You need a lot more to get off. I don't know if there's violence in it. Oh, there's a lot of violence in it. You kidding me? I guess it kind of depends what you watch. Okay, well, when you were first starting,

you could watch some missionary sex and be okay. But by the end, you're watching some crazy shit. So that turns into real life, and then you're doing, like you need some extra shit. Also imagine having sex from like 14. Well, that's what I'm saying then you're doing, like you need some extra shit. Also imagine having sex from like four, 13, 14.

Well, that's what I'm saying. You're young age. You progressively, it's like being in the gym, you know, you gotta progressively overload. You need something new. Shock the body.

I need a little bit more to be off the top. You gotta shock the body. Yes. Okay. I understand that. Exactly, you know what I mean? I get behind that for sure.

It's like you're coming to one thing and then the next day that's not as fun. So I mean that, like we were talking about women. So what's like the next step? I think like by the end of my life. That's like you're coming to one thing and then the next day that's not as fun. So the, I mean that, like we were talking about women. So what's, what's like the next step? I think like by the end of my life,

that's what I'm saying. It gets a little rougher. I think by the end of my life, I would not be surprised if I was into some like absolutely absurd shit. Just weird shit. You already are. Just like completely out of pocket. Just weird shit.

You already are. I can already tell. That's what I'm saying. But like further. You're disgusting. There's so much more. I don't know if there's more. I mean, maybe there is more. There's so much more. I don't know if there's more. I mean, maybe there is more.

There's a lot more. I feel like there's a lot farther I could take this. Yeah, and then it gets a little weird though, I feel like. That's what I'm saying. I know though. If we're talking about the more. I know. Look, I know now three men that are, die by the sword, I'd like to get my ass eaten.

I've never had that. So I can't speak on that. No, I haven't either. And I think I'm terrified. No, you've seen my ass. You've had your ass eaten? I am so hairy. I'm saying I've never had that. So I can't, I can't speak on it. No, I haven't either. And I, I think I'm terrified. No, you've seen my ass. I am so hairy. I'm not,

I'm saying for him, he's had like some dedicated girlfriends. You've had longterm relationships, but I, I don't have any desire to do it. Someone told me like, listen, if you shaved,

I wouldn't know what to do. I don't want to do that. I was like, well, I'm not going to shave. So I just don't have a desire. I don't want it. Like,

I'm sure it's crazy. Like I bet it's, I bet it's insane. I don't know. I'm not going to shave. I just don't have a desire. I don't want it. I'm sure it's crazy. I bet it's insane. I don't know. I'm sure it feels good. But for me, I'm cool with how shit's going now. I don't need that next step up. I don't want it. You don't want to know what you're missing out on every time.

No, not at all. You don't want to be with a new girl like, yo, can you get that? I don't want to ask that. Nope. You go down to the balls, but stop there. That's it. That's enough for me. Please no more.

Because I'm... That's why I'm glad I'm early on in my sexual career. If you were in a relationship, and they were begging you to catch a finger. Yes. How long? How long have we been in this relationship? Well, I mean, if you're in love, it's a different story. Would you catch it?

Would you take that? How long have I been with her? No, you're in love. What's the number that... I you catch it? Would you take that? How long have I been with her? No, you're in love. What's the number that like... I'd say like a year. I'd be like, okay, whatever. All right. I don't think there's a number.

I think if you were in love with somebody, you would let it happen. A finger's different than everything else. Because... Yeah, if she started using like, you know... But like how deep would you let that finger go? You're not in control of that. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, I mean... You're not in control of that. I think whether it's... It's up to them. You're not in control of that. That's what I'm saying. You're not in control of that. I think whether it's... It's up to them. You're going from where you like to be in control to where she's... That's my thing. I don't know if I could ever let go of that.

I don't know. Where I'm at, I don't know. Just imagine how gross you look. I need to go to therapy. Yes, I agree. 100%. You have a problem. You're a monster.

I feel like Logan would be really into ass play. For himself? On myself? I think so too. I think you're saying that to yourself. Here's my thing though. I think you don't really believe it. I'm a legit control freak.

Well, maybe if you let go, it'd be nuts. I would literally love that option of like, boop i would i'm not not against it i'm just not i physically can't let go i don't think that's true i would i think logan's already dabbled and i think he's trying to protect himself no i would i would be honest right now i promise if i if i'm like you guys know me i'm like the guy who would do it you're like totally the guy you guys are both. I'm like the guy who would do it. You're like the guy. I'm totally the guy who would like. You guys are both like the guys that will admit to doing anything. I would let it happen.

I believe you. Like I'm an open book, you know. I would let it happen. If I could be like, guys, the ass is where it's at. We had a friend that was talking about getting his ass. Waxed. Was it waxed or whatever? Yeah.

He got like a full Brazilian. He got stimulated. Oh, eating your ass is nuts he's talking about the G spot and everything and we're just like yeah dude like who was

we're not saying names do I know him no you don't know him but it was like hey look good for you we were like dude why

why do you wax it and he's like what do you mean why she has to go down there and we were like yo I respect it no don't I respect that. I respect that. No, don't.

I respect that. Honestly, though, if I could enjoy the whole world, if I could have all of the ice cream flavors and try them all, I totally would. You could just try it out. I bet it's crazy. I feel like you should try it out. You're in the best position out of all of us trying.

I know, but I just literally— Because we need to record another podcast, so you might as well just go home. I would love to talk about this next week. I would love to talk about this next week. Like, Jogan, put me on. It's probably nuts. It's probably really good.

No, no, no, 100%. I don't disagree that it's not good. I've heard arguments in the past, like, by people really wanting to try it. Saying, like, they give us all the, like, that's wanting to try it saying like that like they give us all the like that's where your G-spot is that's what

yeah I've heard that before too let me do this and I'm like guys I don't know I wish I could yeah I don't know but I just can't I don't know if that's a road

I want to go down I think eventually what I'm really scared of eventually I'd be down if I'm married and like I've been in this shit for 15 years

and like fuck it 15 fuck it and like I don't think it shit for 15 years and like, fuck it. Fuck it. And I'm like, like, I don't think it'll take 15. I think it's going to take six months.

What I'm worried about though, is like wanting to be pegged and shit. That's weird. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm worried that that happens. Why are you worried though? What if it's like next level?

Like, it's just like, yeah, think about it. It's honestly probably crazy. People wouldn't do it if it wasn't. Yeah, it's got to be crazy. I know, but like I just.

But I'm way too prideful for that. That's what I'm saying. Look, I'm sure it's the best thing in the world, but I'm never going to do it. Never going to do it. I could never give up that power. In my current. Once you do it, you can never take that away. Well, there's.

You've had that for the rest of your life. There's no reason to not do it again and again and again though if it's already happening you already broke that seal yeah then it's your that gate opens up yeah you're just a peg walking through it that's it oh my god what was that quote you can you can uh build a thousand bridges but suck one dick but you're you'll still be known as the guy that sucked that suck dick i've never heard that before. That was Domizetti. Oh. But it's the same thing. You can get ass played once.

You might as well do it a thousand times. It's not gonna make a difference. It does matter. Yeah, true. It's not gonna make a difference. I know somebody. You guys don't know him

but I know someone who like a dude would just like be on all fours for his girlfriend when she comes in. See, I just feel like being in a position like that's not dominant

That's what I'm saying. turns me off a lot. And like, do you think that's toxic? Toxic masculinity? Maybe. I don't know. Toxic masculinity.

I can understand that. I literally just don't have it in me. I don't have that. Like, I don't have like to let that go. I can't let, I can't like, I know what you mean.

I literally cannot let that part of like my, like, cause like if you have that on me, I guess that may be our quote-unquote toxic masculinity. I don't know if that's even toxic. I don't think it's toxic either. But we definitely have a masculinity struggle with that. I literally could never give that up.

Because if you have that on me, then I'm fucking done. I'm nothing. I don't know if this is weird, but whenever i think of that like i like imagine myself being recorded yeah and i imagine myself like what would i look like in this position she's probably got you know what i mean cameras no i'm saying like just to catch you sitting there getting my ass eating your legs in the air is his thinks about shit like this or if i'm in like like position on all fours and then like just imagine what i would look like see you know what i mean you think about that what the fuck am i doing what is wrong i know i know i think about like

because i never thought about this when i'm in the heat of it you never thought of that i don't think about that i look like even when i'm jacking off i'm like how disgusting i'm like holy shit i am okay but i'm saying if you're on all fours i would never be i would never think like oh if I did this. I'm not saying I thought about that. Yeah, you are. You are right now. I'm just saying I thought about like if I get my ass eaten,

like how gross would that look? Disgusting. You look gross. When I'm in the heat of it, like when I'm in the middle of like sweats everywhere, anything goes. Yeah. Like literally anything goes. But you're not proud of that

afterwards no but like what i'm saying if you're with the person that like you want to be with and like that is on the same page as you if you guys just both act like hey you know the school like normal i didn't see anything i don't know i saw it then it's great i know what happened i know but like that's what's that's what's tough me. You got to get out of your own way because there's a whole like another realm to it. I don't know. I don't think I could ever get that out of my head. I just know what's happening. Like.

I know I did that. As long as like. And now I'm living with that for the rest of my life. As long as no one brings it up. That's like my rule. I'm like, listen. But that's also a dangerous thing because women are so quick. Like if you guys get an argument, you know, you'll say something like mean but like not they go for the deepest

cut they go for like the deepest cut that's so fucked up women are so hurtful they go for that and i don't know why why is that yes dude it's the worst thing it's like think of actually something funny or like something like you know yeah no not at all come up with something like that they are not quick off the dome it's like yo why is your head so big? And it's like, oh, your mom hates you. Like, your mom won't even see you on Christmas. It's like, dude, stop. No, literally. It's like, what?

Like, shit that you would, like, we roast each other all the time and talk shit. Yes. There's shit we would never bring up. Ever. 100%. But for them, nothing's off limits. No, because they want so bad just to get back at you. Why? They'll say anything. Dude, I they want so bad just to get back at you. Why?

They'll say anything. Dude, I don't know. What is that? Women are so fucking mean. They are so mean. I literally, I really don't understand it because I'm like, bro, we're tight. Yeah, we're cool. I'm your boy.

Why would you say that to me? In front of my friends. Like in front of other people. Why would you ever bring that up? Look, I know I used to swim with a shirt on. You don't have to ever bring that up? I know I used to swim with a shirt on. You don't have to tell me. I know that. You used to swim with a shirt on?

No, this is just an example from somebody else. That is a pretty bad roast. You used to sit with your friends. And then she says, that's why you used to swim with your shirt on. Yeah. It's like, damn. All I said was,

you walk a little funny. It's not that deep. all our rows are like superficial like it's just funny like it's not like we don't even mean it like you say they have a big head they don't even have a big head i mean you two got a huge okay but i'm saying like with with women you'll say like get your head get your big ass head out the way i can't see the tv yeah and they'll just say something mean that's why you moan funny and you're like what like why would funny. And you're like, what? You're like, what? Like, okay.

We got to segue a little bit. Logan and I were in Ohio this last weekend. You were in Ohio? Or not Ohio, Utah. Sorry. I was like, wait, when did you go to Ohio? And I don't know how this happened, but we're the same person. And we were talking about like making noises during sex like as a man

and how often we like like fake it for the show no you feel like you have to make noise yeah because I don't yeah I feel like you have to make noise

we talked about this oh dude I don't want to hurt your feelings like look it feels good but I'm just not like crazy vocal no I'm not either we had this same exact word

like the word for word this we say the same thing make the same noise like to a t it's so bad and like the other part this is the worst part though we're not at the worst part but it's like something we realized was like is this going on for the girls too oh like do they have yeah like is this the do they feel like i need that boost are we all playing the same game like i feel like I need that boost? Are we all playing the same game? I feel like there are some girls that really try to force out some, you know. Well, there's 100%, but it's like there's some girls who, like, let's just say they're really vocal or they're kind of vocal. But, like, that could just be, like, part of their little show. You know, they're playing.

Like, we're all putting on a show. We're saying, like, there's sometimes where it's like, oh like oh shit i've been kind of quiet for the last five minutes i have to say something okay well what's your go-to then like what do you say oh it is so simple okay it's you you lightly like breathe like a like a fuck out i do that all the time and it's like oh man like like it feels good like don't get me wrong like it's not unenjoyable i do that naturally but i'm overplaying it i didn't have to say it if it were if it were up to me you could tape my mouth shut and i'd be cool like i don't i feel embarrassed to like say some shit sometimes well just like you start saying shit sometimes and like you hear yourself

say it you're like like yo did i did i say. Did I say that? No, all the time. Okay, so fuck under your breath. And then just like a huh. You know, like, oh. Like, oh. Yeah. Oh my God. Literally.

Literally. We do the same shit. No, yeah, 100%. It's probably like guy-wide that like everybody has the same go to of like, Oh yeah. Oh my God. Yo chill out.

You need a little too into it. Don't stop. Yeah. Literally. It's like, I feel like I said the same thing. No dude. Literally.

He was like driving and we like looked, made eye contact and we select the same noise, like on key. We were the same exact person. And it's so terrible like it's not it's not like bad but we feel like they need the encouragement oh yeah otherwise it becomes bad like oh he hates it he makes no noise yeah well that's just women they want to be talked to like they can't just sit there in silence yeah i feel that i mean i understand it like don't get

me wrong what's some other like do you have any other go to lines because I really don't have any lines like that I feel weird sometimes you know what's funny I've said some like shit like in the past

like in the moment and then you think back like yo why did I say that well not even like why did I say that I'm just like I don't know what else to say

like I can say something like it's like something needs to come out oh no it's like what okay you come out. Oh, no. It's like what?

Okay, you got to explain now. Oh, it's... Go ahead. You have to say it now. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. Talk your shit. It's like... It's not good.

I know it's not going to be good. It's okay. My, like... What's the worst thing you've ever said, do you think, during sex? Oh, that I have no idea. I don't talk a lot at all. My go-to other than the huzz or fuck or whatever is just like, you look so good. I say that a lot too.

Oh, that looks so good. Bingo. Yeah. That's a good one. That's cool with me. Logan is probably aggressive. No, I know. There's some guys, you watch porn, like, oh, you like that or stuff like that.

I hate that. I hate it. I don't like doing that. Yeah, me know. There's some guys, you watch porn, oh, you like that or stuff like that. I hate that. I don't like saying it. I don't like doing that. Yeah, me either. I would laugh. When they talk about themselves, oh, you like when I do that? He's that guy. I feel like you,

yeah. Yeah, 100%. That's what he says. Tell me you like it. That's Logan, dude. That's what I imagine. That's not me. That's what I imagine.

Logan's probably the kid that takes a full palm and shoves your head into the pillow. So terrible. You're disgusting. I want to know what you were laughing at before this, but you didn't want to share with us.

What do you mean? What we were just talking about? We were talking about his go-to. That's what I'm saying, his go-to line. Not his go-to line, but something you've said that you weren't proud about. Your super icky phrase. Because I've really never said anything like that. Same as you guys, I'm sure. I've thought about it about it no because you don't want to tell us it's got to

be embarrassing that's why i want to hear it's got to be so bold we can cut it for a little bit it's what you guys are talking about it's along those lines you're like domination thing of like like what show me in big dog i don't know it's been like you do know you know 100 okay no like i don't think about like because it's not like a rehearsed thing it's not like a plan it's just in the moment you're like yo this would be hot if i said it's just like you're like whoa that wasn't what's happened no it's not even that it's just like he's into it 100 yeah totally he's like yo i'm the man i don't even i don't think like that well it's like when a girl's like it's for both of us like that and i just feel like i hate daddy so much but the thing is though it's like maybe some girls can get away with saying

it and then some girls like really sound like yo i'm trying to get this out right now that's what i'm saying though so like what you're talking about is like if you're both in that zone of like whatever's happening right now is we are in yeah anything goes that's the zone maybe i just need a longer term relationship no you just gotta let you just gotta like well that's the zone maybe I just need a longer term relationship no you just gotta let you just gotta like well that's true you have to have like

that part of it you have to be like you have to be comfortable with doing some out of the comfort zone some weird shit yeah like you said

to go from that to just like laying in bed chilling oh yeah or like going out and just acting like yeah just be normal yeah

you gotta find somebody that you don't like finish and then like wanna leave that's true. I've never had that. That's the biggest part. Yeah. Kill pants maybe.

One day. RP. Never. Fuck. Shit. What time are we at? We're at like 55 minutes. Say less.

Say less. What was the other thing you want to talk about? That's it. No, we had some other stuff to talk about. I had them all. I feel like 54 minutes is a good cutoff. Yeah.

But we never have a good outro. We always just like, it always comes to like a conclusion where we're quiet for like two seconds and we're like, wait. We need to stop this podcast. No, I feel like

that's a good conclusion. Podcast number four. We talked about all of it. Yeah. Not all of it, but I mean, I feel like, I feel like 54 minutes is right where we want to be.

We don't want to be too, you know, we don't want to be long. That's even like a little bit too much. No, yeah. I feel like 54 minutes Is right where we want to be We don't want to be too You know we don't want to be long That's even like a little bit too much Nah yeah I feel like that was That was good We'll have to come back And do another one Yeah

I mean it's been a while I hope you guys enjoyed Felt good to be back Garen I hope you listened To that first part I'm going to send it to him for sure Did you send it to Garen? Yeah I got to

I'm sure he'll enjoy that a lot Shout out Shout out to Garen We got to make more soon for sure Appreciate you guys for listening We'll be back Tuning in We'll be back for sure this time

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