Who Knows? Who Cares. - No One Wants to Talk About Banging Their Mother.

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

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That's how you don't shit your pants, but you shit into your pants. Okay, that's great. Don't lie. Yeah. Wait a second. You're a bitch. I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't.

You know what those say? Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. Oh, yeah. Not till the horns. Not till the horns come we're up oh shit i don't know if that's true because i feel like when we do these our conversation beforehand is is live you always ask yeah are we live right now i just gotta know i gotta know

when to censor myself it's the mic hot i gotta know when to censor myself. I get it. But we are live right now for 46. Oh, man. Hot and fast. That's how we like to do it. Speak for yourself, man. It's feeling good, dude. I like doing these often again. It feels good to see people enjoy the content. Whether they enjoy the conversation or they just enjoy the attitude.

I don't know why you guys listen. I don't know. I don't know who tunes into this. But I know who. Yeah, and I know a couple. I keep't know who tunes into this. I know who. Yeah, I know a couple. I keep track of all hundreds of thousands that tune in. Each one. And I love them all.

Yeah. I pray for them every night. Yeah, we're real close, you guys. That's cool. 46. It's been a little bit. How has your guys' week been? What are your recaps?

Well, it's been two weeks. Just about. We golfed. We did golf. We did golf. I had a really bad outing. It recaps? Well, it's been two weeks. Just about. We golfed. A week or two. We did golf. I had a really bad outing. It's okay. Well, they don't know about the first one. We had a really good outing in the first one. We won twice. We won twice.

I choked on that one. And then the second time. Never twice. We choked. Never twice. No, you just didn't play well. I had a 40-50 yard chip. That was it. That was it. That was nice. Every drive was 50, 60 yards.

It was incredible, though. What you did was incredible. I've never seen anything like that. Every mulligan drive I took was incredible. Logan's the golfer that hits a bad one, and he doesn't let anybody go. He just re-tees right away. Immediately.

You can't fuck up his mojo. If you ruin the flow, it's bad. Or I'll go to tee, and then out of nowhere, I'll just hear himes right away. Immediately. Well, you can't fuck up his mojo. Yeah. If you ruin the flow, it's bad. Or don't fuck up my zone. And I'll go to tea, but like, and then out of nowhere, I'll just hear him hit a shot.

Play under pressure. Yeah. And that's because you allow it. People do what you allow. Pressure creates diamonds. Right. And I just want the best out of my friends. Do we do anything else?

Pretty much just golf. I've been working. Yeah. Working, golf. Working, golf. Gym. You had sex? I haven't done that. I haven't been doing that. Working, golf. Working, golf. Gym. You had sex? I haven't done that.

I haven't been doing that. You want to dive into that a little bit? How crazy are we talking? Nuts, dude. How crazy are we talking? Like enough to want to share? I call it like going shark mode. We're just like, oh, the film goes over your eyes and you black out.

It's not you. It's not me. I understand that. Whatever's happening, I'm not responsible for it. Yes. That's it, though. You want to role play? We could role play. It's not me. I understand that. Whatever's happening, I'm not responsible for it. Yes. That's it, though. You want to role play? We can role play.

I'll be on Patreon, though. Okay, okay. You guys will... Wait a second. Should we announce now? The OnlyFans launch? Well, hold on. Before you guys move on...

I heard you guys almost got in a fight or something like that when you were rolling. No, no. Andrew almost got in a fight or something like that when you were golfing. No, no. Andrew almost got in a fight. Not just me. Not just me. Yet again, Andrew almost gets into a fight. But doesn't go through it. Wasn't me.

Bo was getting in some trouble and Papa had to step in. I was getting annoyed for sure. Yeah. Because they chipped at the same time on the other hole. I'm watching them go. I'm like, dude, you guys are just rushing through the game. Yeah, they weren't playing real golf. And Bo voiced that to him.

Yeah. He said, you guys are fucking idiots. I watched watched you play that hole don't come at me anyway what happened was we were playing a course a lot of people walk that course which takes double the fucking time to play all 18 if you're walking and some guys behind us didn't realize that we were waiting on two groups in front of us they came up to us um. Logan was giving me a little bit of a tip because I hit my driver like complete shit the whole before. Logan's behind me. It's all in the hips.

That's fine. That's fine. It's okay. Go ahead. This one stuck, right? They saw it. Logan's showing me it's all in the hips, whatever. Weaner to butt.

He's showing me. I'm right behind him. The strokes. Hands on his hips. That's how you have to do it. They had asked, hey, is it cool if we play through you guys? And we were like. I said no. really we're also waiting that's why we're playing like this and i don't think they said much after that they didn't say anything long story

short he was annoyed he was annoyed they start talking shit we talk shit back andrew says suck my dick eat my cum suck my dick eat his cum yes. Suck my dick, eat his cum. Yes. And then that's basically it. That was basically it. The guy kind of stepped. Andrew's like, want hands? He's like, hands? Yeah.

And Andrew gets out of the cart. And he realized, wait a second, I'm 55. This is not going to go well. Yeah, and then he just kind of shut up after that. We were logical about it. I didn't want to kill him, you know? Yeah. It was a three on four.

We probably would have won i would let you handle that i mean they were nowhere near six marines no yeah and i could take at least one to one marines at least navy seals yeah yeah yeah look i've had two weeks to reflect on that i still think nine is a solid answer for me nine nine you're an idiot hand-to-hand combat you and three and some dude with experience has told us that that's never going to happen. That wasn't hand-to-hand combat. That was with weapons. Gun to gun. And I would say I would need like 30 of me at least.

Maybe more. I don't need fucking. I'm camping in corners. Hold on. Hold on. I'm sitting in a corner like this, man. Did you see American Sniper? No, not American Sniper.

Fury. What's that? It's the SEAL Team 6. Not SEAL Team 6. Zero Dark 30. Lone Survivor. There was four of them, and they took out fucking 400 of them. That's movie magic.

It's not real. Maybe 300. It depends on the environment, circumstances, you know. You're done, dude. Recess Blacktop, just like the kids. That I agree with. That I 100% agree with. But if you put us...

Put me in hand-to-hand combat? In a basketball court? Six versus five. Oh, easy lays. 18 of me. In a basketball court. Six versus 18 of me. Easy lays. Easy. I got him. Boxing him out. I'm biting him to death.

Take us in. Where this is going is some dude who was in the Army had the privilege of training with real Navy SEALs. And he explained that six Navy SEALs killed 27 of his team and only one of the SEALs died. So he was explaining to us... Imagine being the SEAL who died.

Just getting made fun of. Yeah, literally. A bunch of nobodies killed you. He basically explained that we're all idiots for even thinking that we had a chance and he's probably right, but I'm one to one. I'm probably wrong. The thing is they're not us. No, no they're not they don't know me right i'm an anomaly right so you beat cp yeah i did i beat it so it's like i said hey god uh-uh yeah not me but um no we we had a really good laugh at that that response yeah it was really good we've had so many comments it's

it's so like so cool to see yeah it, it shocked us to reality that somebody was like, you guys would get completely wiped. We're like, you're right. Maybe. Maybe. They don't know us. You've never seen me play basketball. You've never seen Logan shoot a gun underneath his legs.

Yeah, but we'll put it underneath this video. Right, right. Give it like a month and a half. I'll put a video out. All right. You guys ready for the next one? I got a good question I don't want to wait for. Alright. For some random reason

whatever the circumstance is You have to explain yourself. You had to fuck your mom. Why is he thinking about this? You had to, right? Who's coming first? You or your mom? Someone has to come before this is over?

Yes. Well, you're going to have sex. You can't go to waste. I know my answer. I don't mind. I come quick. It doesn't matter regardless. I take forever.

I'm quick. I don't know in that circumstance. I don't know. Yeah, I don't. This is disgusting. I don't want to talk about this. I'll go first. My mom's coming first.

I am throwing it down. My reputation's on the line. When you put it like that, I get it. I get it. Like imagine your mom goes tells all her hot friends, right? I know who you're talking about. Logan cannot lay pipe. I don't want that.

I don't think that's a conversation you should have with your friends, man. I'm going to be honest. This shit's disgusting. Maybe your mom. I hate this question. Maybe your mom would talk about it. I'm fucking laying it down.

Not even a question. Subjectively, if it wasn't my mom, I agree. I'm not leaving. Do you think you know what she likes? Carter, get us out of here, dude. You got to answer the question. Yeah, you got to answer it.

Someone's coming, dude. I don't want to. Same time? What's up with that, dude? We are close. Right. You guys are close. Makes sense.

Yeah. We'll just both hold on I don't know my mom hasn't probably had sex in years so really anything maybe anything

she's probably a balloon ready to pop yeah so you're with me then I don't know what do you think what do you want what do you want to do

what's the next question dude I didn't answer what do you want what do you want to do what's the next question dude i didn't answer you need to answer it's only fair you have to what was the question again you have to have sex with your mom you have to for some weird reason i have to do it you have to do it no you just have to do it you're everybody dies that you know okay the world the world ends I don't care about that. Yeah. Everyone could die. You watch a dog get killed if you don't. Okay.

Then I'll do it. Yeah. Puppies even. Puppies are killed. The love of your life is going to get killed. Stella comes back if you do this. Oh, wow. That's good.

And she can talk. Logan. Logan, please. Okay. This is fair. Still comes back. You don't have to enjoy it. Let's say... Everyone's got to enjoy it.

As soon as one person finishes, the deed is done. So it's a competition who comes first. Well, it just depends on how you want to get out of it. I know you don't like to lose. I hate losing. You hate losing. Just answer the question so we can move on. You guys know the answer to the question.

I don't know it. You can say your mom. He does have an up curve. I've got the captain hook on me. You're punching that yummy spot. You know what I'm doing, dude. I'll tell you, mom. You're in your mom.

All right. Next question. All right. All right. We're all in the same boat. Yeah. We're all taking our moms to pound town. All right.

Go ahead, Carter. What's next? Some other news. So we've been thinking about all of our foot people out there, our foot lovers that have been so loyal to us and who are basically putting food on the table with all the Patreon subscribers. So we're thinking about starting an OnlyFans,

getting some more content to our footlovers out there. Exclusively just feet. Feet on feet on feet. We're going to have a channel called Sock Talk with some exclusive content.

Open to requests. More like us and shirtless. Whatever. I don't know. channel called sock talk with some exclusive content yeah open to request more like you know us and like this shirtless on whatever where i don't know maybe nothing but socks maybe nothing but socks socks will always be on though yeah but let us know if that's something you're interested in uh logan's actually agreed to uh if a fan donates a hundred dollars he'll fly him out and he'll give him a foot job he won't't fly them out. He can fly themselves out. He's agreed to do that. I'll give you a foot job for $100. He'll make you not, but

fair enough. That's a good trade. He'd make his mom come. Was that all he said for me? I would never. Let us know what you guys think. If that's something you want us to actually go through with, let us know. Well, whether they want it or not, it's going to happen.

We're doing what he wants it. So moving on, though. So did you guys ever get a birds and the bees talk from your parents? I got a weird talk from my mom once. Your mom seems like the type of person that would give you that. After you made her come. No. We're leaving that

we'll get rid of that leave that in the past that's in the past that's not you so my mom I might have left something open because she was like

she mentioned this was a text you do that a lot she mentioned she's like she said something about anal I don't know

what and I was like how old were you 15 something weird about anal just like't know what and i was like how old were you 15 something weird about it you know just like you know like like we're in the car that's dangerous we're like we're pulling off the freeway to baseball practice no like about to go home and like we're like on the exit right before we're like home and i'm she's like so like you know like

butts aren't made for that right i was like who are you to say that yeah like what what are we talking about right now and i was i just didn't like indulge in the conversation at all i was like okay like what i obviously left something open. She saw something. Maybe a fun drawer or something. So this is the best part, though. So I was having sex at 14 years old, right? My mom would ask me almost every year, like, have you guys done anything? Like, no, no.

And so all the way through high school, she thought I had not done anything. And then she asked me when all the way through high school, she thought I had not done anything. And then she asked me, like, when I was, like, out of high school in college, she's like, did you guys ever? I was like, yeah. Yeah, we were the whole time. She's like, what? Like, no idea.

Your mom is ridiculous for that. There's no way. There's no shot. It would make sense why she thought we were together. Yeah. It would make sense. My mom thought were together. If she's asking about me. It would make sense. My mom thought that me and Andrew were together at one point because we slept in the bed together in our underwear.

That's like just because. Not only that, it's because we also ditched Carter. Carter wouldn't fit in the bed. Carter was at the sleepover too. He wouldn't fit. We left him. He wasn't involved in the underwear sleepover. We slept in my bed in the underwear.

But like that's just what anybody does. That's normal. Yeah, that's normal. I would say so. Yeah. A couple of teenage boys. You guys ever have this talk? I,

you know my parents. I kind of, and I had bad friends. I had older brothers with bad friends and I had my own bad friends. I wouldn't say bad friends. I'd say all of your friends though,

like your brother's older friends were not having sex. Right, but they knew everything about it. They weren't having it so they had to Google it. Right. So that got transferred to sex. Right, but they knew everything about it. They weren't having it so they had to Google it. So that got transferred to me. I knew what it was.

I didn't need to ask mom what sex was. I knew what I wanted and what it looked like. There's no love at all and it's all just an act. So that's, I kind of knew early

but I was always able to ask questions if I ever wanted to. We just live in a different time. Like we were able to go online and figure everything out for ourselves. Right. We didn't need to have a talk like, what is this? We knew what it was because we were able to figure it out.

I never would have asked my parents. I never would have asked my parents. First search, naked boobs on YouTube. Couldn't find them. Then I went to Playboy because that's all I knew. Saw some boobs, huge wieners. I was like, oh my god. On Playboy? Yeah. Really? Someone told me to look

up RedTube. I've been on there. So I looked up RedTube. Been on there. It's fine now when you can navigate it. I saw what you went there to see and then I didn't know how to delete search history on a computer because I was 10. So you started typing a bunch of random shit. I typed in you're re search red search like just a million different

re so that when you typed in on the computer or autofill it didn't autofill red tube you know what i mean so it was like a million like when you looked at the search history it was like fucking 45 reds in a row but it wasn't red tube when you first looked it up did it work i don't know i got caught one time on twitter i had found like a like a hot girls daily or something page yeah and i was like on the ipad liking it just like family room like fucking nonchalant 12 years old just looking at like boobs on twitter on the literally family ipad i'm just like scrolling no big deal and i forget like where i'm at and my dad's like what was that and i like fucking closed it what he's like what was that i was like i don't

what are you talking about i'm playing a game he's like let me see the ipad so he just he taps on twitter and it just pops up like tits right there and he got mad at at me, you know, cause like your mom could have seen this, whatever this now. I'm like, mom has them dude. She doesn't care. But I got, I got yelled at for that. And then after that I got way more secretive of what I was doing. I asked my own iPod touch.

Yeah. Got the beanbag in the bathroom. I was posted up. But after that, I didn't, they knew. I didn't, I didn't ask. They had to have known what was going on we have an older brother too it's different yeah they're always like you haven't had sex yet and you're like i'm fucking 13 no i haven't sorry mr 16 year old with an eight inch penis i don't i don't have sex

yet but i didn't have to ask my parents what sex was or how it works. Cause I mean, either I was told what it was. I had a neighbor who would lie to me about a bunch of sexual stuff. Like, Oh yeah, I had sex. He was just putting it down. I had sex with our other neighbor and I believed him. Yeah.

You're kidding. You're just like, Oh my God, what you did? What? And he's like, Oh my God, we did everything.

Just don't tell anybody. Dude. He couldn't tell anybody. Dude. He couldn't explain what everything was. Whipped cream. There was whipped cream involved. There was hot wax. That's why you're the reason you are. There was everything.

And I was like, this is what goes on. This is how it goes. I expect nothing less. Yeah. And then it took me until I was a lot older to be like, ah, you know what? She's a lesbian. So, like, I don't think any of that actually happened yeah like that's how it all worked out she's a lesbian i feel like beau

had the talk i didn't have the talk that i remember i don't think me and my family were close but we were never like sex close sex close they seemed like i feel like that would treat you like although my dad wouldn't wouldn't have cared no but i feel like your mom was always treat you like a baby. Although my dad wouldn't have cared. No, but I feel like your mom was always treating you like a little one. Not like you're little, but just like you're my baby. Yeah, 100%. Not like you're a sex baby.

I remember my dad one time was like, I saw this girl in public. He's like, what are you doing with her? I'm like, nothing. She's not attractive at all. I'm like, dude, dad, she's not. He's like, pussy's pussy, dude.

My dad. That's a good dad. That's a good dad. I get it now. I understand it now. Back then, I'm like, dude, dad, she's not. He's like, pussy's pussy, dude. My dad. That's a good dad. Yeah. That's a good dad. I get it now. I understand it now. Back then, I'm like, dad, what the fuck's wrong? My dad's complete opposite.

My dad hated me having sex growing up. I didn't know what the fuck his problem was. He wanted me to be like a loser the whole time. Did I ever tell that story on there? What? Where you got caught? Yeah. It sounds, I mean, I've heard it.

You know the story. A couple of times, yeah. Go ahead, let us know. No, go ahead. With your dad? Yeah. You've definitely told it. I've heard it a couple of times. Yeah. Go ahead, let us know. No, go ahead. With your dad? Yeah. You've definitely told it. Okay.

Yeah. I won't tell it again. Okay. He was a bro about it, though. That's the only way to do it. My dad would be like, I'm calling your mom. I'm telling everybody this can't happen ever again. You're such a mom of a dad.

It's the worst thing. I just sneak everything. Everything I ever did, I had to hide it. Yeah, mom walked in on us, and we were, like, under a blanket, but I was fully, like, inside of them. Submerged. Yeah. I was, like, engorged.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was submerged. It was submerged. Is it better? Just fill in the space. Uh-huh.

I get it. And she's like, you guys better be, like, good. That's all she says. I'm weird like like that and I'm like, uh-huh Come check pull the blanket up color bluff about it Basically, yeah, and you know, thank God she didn't do that would have been I've been caught a couple of times I would've been tough. Have you that's why I never had sex. Yeah The way that's why I never had sex yeah that's why I didn't have to worry about it that's why

I knew what was going on have you ever been caught I was going to say have you ever been caught of course not I didn't have to worry about it I was at I think I told you guys this

I was at like Thanksgiving dinner I'm like 18 dude and I had no idea I knew how to delete my search history but you could go on settings

into Safari and go look at cookies deleted my sister's ex-husband asked me for my phone like what do you want like my phone he's like let me just say all right whatever i got nothing to hide thinking i didn't have anything to hide at fucking thanksgiving dinner he's like what is this like porn hub or like like what are you doing what's your problem on the projector for everybody to see that was one of the worst experiences of my life.

I just played dumb. You know when you click on stuff, it just pops up? I don't know. It's a virus. I don't know. Are you serious? Your mom's probably fighting for you. Like, Bo would never do that.

Dude, I couldn't believe what was going on. That's not a bro. It caught me off guard because I had no idea. That's why he's an ex-husband. Yeah, ex-husband. Real piece of shit, dude. He was in the army, too. Can you believe that?

Makes sense. I'd kill him in a SEAL Team of Six. That's the first guy who's gone. Easy. Asshole. That's such a shit move, dude. I know. All right, would you guys give your kids the birds and the bees talk,

or are you just going to let them figure it out for themselves? I would say I would tell my kid to not get too into porn, probably. It's so hard. It's so hard to tell a kid not to do something, because then it just makes you want to do it. Listen, dude. I would be like, hey, this is how it's going to go. It's all on your phone, right? It's all there.

Whatever you want is right there. Yeah, you have to be real with them. If you do it, if you go down that path. There's no going back. Yeah. There's no going back. I. There's no going back. I did it and I regret it. And it's going to fuck you up.

So I'm just letting you know that. I know that you have all this at your fingertips. Yeah, like if you want to do it, it's up to you. I can't keep you from doing anything you want to do. But that's what I would say. But if I was you, I wouldn't do it. And also if you have sex with girls, just wear a condom. Just be safe about it.

That's it. Yeah. Do what I didn't do. I had a lot of sex, buddy. Mm-hmm. I did it all. Young as you. So get to work.

Catch up, huh? But if you're gonna do it, don't get her pregnant. Yeah. Be smart. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. I think I'm gonna take the lie route

that I had sex one time. It was to birth you and that was it. We were married and that was it. Only were married and that was it. Only time I had sex. Went to marriage. Obviously,

it's going to be sarcastic because they're going to know who I am, but I'll never tell them the truth. Same thing with like my, like if they ask me now. Your kids are going to be able to go online

and watch these podcasts, man. No, they won't. Yeah, they are. They will. We'll be in jail by then. It's going to be so big by that time. It's already too big

to be honest. You busy? What's going on right now? You busy? I don't know what this is. Call her. Call her. Just thinking about the other night. Do you guys ever have any hot teachers

in high school? Yes. What's the deal with teachers? Why are they hot? I think it's the no-no factor. The taboo. You can't have it. I knew this teacher and she was known for it. Like, everybody would always say she flirted with him, whatever, this and that. And I thought it was true. There was one time she dropped something, like it rolled off my desk,

and, like, literally turnpiked right in front of me, like knees locked, bent down to pick it up. You've always been the guy that's just thought women do extra stuff for you. I don't know. She followed me back on Twitter. I don't know what to tell you. On her personal account. I missed it. What happened? We're talking about sexy teachers. If we've ever had any. You know which one I'm talking about.

With the huge donker? Huge fucking. Yeah. English teacher. Huge tank. That's what I'm talking about. Did I ever send you that screenshot when she followed me back no it was on twitter yeah it lasted about 10 minutes and she's like wait a second and she unfollowed me but i have i had the screenshot screenshot yeah it was i don't know if it was an accident or what but i felt like the man for like weeks yeah i didn't know she followed me

on twitter look she was into a couple kids i think what did your bio say when you were on twitter that was twitter that was twitter it was everything to be honest with you it didn't matter I was one back then now I'm old I get in trouble for it now you can't say that now

we had an English teacher that would definitely, she really indulged. She played, she played into it. She played into it. She had like in each classroom, she had her boy. At least one.

That she would play with. If there was a Q classroom, if there was at least one of us in there. There was a wag. I was, I was one of them. There was Q. Yeah.

I mean, obviously what are you going to do? Yeah. Spin his state ring on the desk. She's like, God, you're so bad. English teachers specifically really. Literally, they live for getting pregnant and just fiending out on boys. Yeah.

I would have done it. Do you think female teachers should be punished for that? No. I think it's up to the... No. No. No. I think the age is different.

It's a different dynamic. I heard a conversation very similar to this. If a 40-year-old football coach was going after a 15-year-old girl, wrong. Wrong. Bad. And I agree with that. Because that girl gets older and is like, oh my God, I was taking advantage of her. I agree with that fully.

That 15-year-old boy is like talking about that for the rest of his life gets it yeah from my experience you'd be talking about it right now i came there's never an issue never if you didn't come if anything he prepped me for being a 40 year old because i'm like you know i know i'm not going to be one of those weird guys who's only into fucking 20-year-olds. Right. Or 50. I'll fuck a 40-year-old. At 15, I was doing it.

Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Hypothetically. Yeah, theoretically. Right. Allegedly. Mm-hmm. No, I think there's definitely some hot teachers out there.

And I loved all of them. I went through a little phase of porn where I'd watch, you know, teacher, teacher, student. You were probably not opposed to that. Like PE teacher stuff. Yeah, like health class. That makes sense. Male PE teacher. I'll show you a push-up.

All right. So what outrageous story? What are we talking about? I don't know, man. Andrew really started this one off that wasn't me it was Carter on the tinker dig

if you had to fuck your mom what outrageous stories last thing would you share with aliens we should have we should label this episode like something

completely off of like what it's typically been where it's just like wow like we really found the answer and then it starts off

would you fuck your mom just don't for a loop something something different because all the other ones have been like the last one was like do you have the biggest dick in your family and then it was 45 minutes as like penis god real yeah i like that would you go the other way with it this time go ahead kyle repeat that for us um what outrageous story slash thing would you share with aliens if you were like the one chosen to to speak with the first aliens why would i want to share to showcase humans but would i want to make us look good

like no like like what are they gonna kill us if after like a little while okay you don't know. Are they going to kill us if it's not good? You don't know. No. Yeah, you don't know. Okay, so let's say you're meeting a foreign tribe, and that's all it is. So it's like you just want to tell your good stuff. That's what I think. Right?

We tell the good stuff, and it's like, okay, but look, this also happened. We're a flawed species. I'm bringing nothing but fun shit. But we have a lot of fun. We got music. We got art. Look, this is how we have sex flawed species i'm not bringing i'm bringing nothing but fun shit but we have a lot of fun we got music we got art look this is how we have sex i'll pull up something quick got it on hand this is what we do all the time it's us and like two other things in the entire world that do this recreationally right because that no other like species have sex for fun there's like one or two other things we work all day we hate it we come home have sex for fun. There's one or two other things. We work all day. We hate it. We come home and have sex.

That's what we like. Yep. And we also get intoxicated, and that's also what we like. Yep. Help us. Fix us. We'll make a trade. We'll show you how to have sex.

Yeah. You show us how to not work anymore. Yeah. And we'll make that trade. That's a really good point. So you're going on like a barter system. Yes. Okay.

Obviously, they're here because they want something from us. The thing is, if they have the access to the internet, they can figure out how to upset. They know what's going on. They probably don't have the dark web though. They know what's going on. You just look up butts on the internet though and then you'll find something. Yeah, maybe. You know.

There's a lot of butts out there though. What are you doing? I have no idea. I think I like your route where it's like fix us. No, you got to show him a video or something. The video of me and Logan in the car. Yeah. Show them that.

Yeah. Maybe I show him a video of the guy fucking a chicken. Yeah. You'll probably get killed right there. So this is what we do. This is us. It'd be really, really funny too

is if they had like a translator for like every species on the planet so they could get like the human perspective and then they could hear the chicken screaming

but like in chicken, you know, that'd be cool. In chicken. I don't know where we're going with this episode. This is bad. It's going down a wormhole

a chicken hole for sure I think I would go pretty similar to that route where it's like I would show them like music and art and like the laughter

and like the crying and like the try like the like oh like humans are special like when we do all this shit don't kill us

you know what I mean like just watch us save us kind of thing and be like but like if you could help do that here's our patreon yeah

you guys watch Rick and Morty at all yeah I love Rick and Morty I haven't liked since second season I just watched the last season so good such a good fucking show

that happened they the aliens they encountered it was the dinosaurs they were dinosaurs yeah yeah Such a good fucking show. That happened. They encountered. It was the dinosaurs. They were dinosaurs. I guess I got to catch up.

It's good. I can't relate to that one. I didn't see it. It's fine. Okay. Carter. Okay. So I got a scenario for you guys.

So let's say you're sandwiched between your mom and your dad. Jesus Christ, dude. Let's get back on track here. Jesus Christ, dude. Let's get back on track. Yeah, I'm jumping in. You're sandwiched between your mom and your dad. Dad.

You're an inch in your mom, but your dad's an inch in you. Are you moving forward or backwards to get out? Forwards. So you're going further into your mom. Easy. Yeah, easy. 100%. Easy answer. 100%.

Easy. Let's chalk this one. Yeah, I did. Can we ask anything else? Go ahead, Bo. What's your answer? Fuck your mom. Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.

Fuck your mom again. Fuck your mom again or dad. Bo? Front or back? Why do I have to move either direction? Why can't I just push away from both sides? Well, you're handcuffed. Yeah. And everyone else is handcuffed.

You're in a plexiglass box. And the guy from Saw is watching. So if you move any other way, if you push her, she gets her head cut off because there's a wire there. But if you go forward, you could sneak out of the wire, not kill your mom.

Yeah, I'm going forward, man. Okay. Fuck, dude. Or backwards. I can't believe he did that. I would never do that to my mom. I would have just got out. I would have gone sideways.

Yeah, no thanks. I would have never. That's disgusting, Bo. You're sick. I don't have that much dick, so I feel like going forward is better than going backwards. I would have never. That's disgusting, Bo. You're sick. I don't have that much dick, so I feel like going forward is better than going backwards. My dad was hung, for sure. Oh, my God.

Yeah, my dad was hung, so I don't want to go back. Bo doesn't want to get stretched out. I get it. Unless he's getting paid. Speaking of which, we have an only. Yeah, true. We're getting stretched on it. All right.

That's all I have for you guys. Thank you. If you don't have anything else. That's it? Okay. Yeah, get me out of here. I mean. 46 has been crazy.

This one was tough. Yeah, I don't know if we post this. Thanks for listening. If you came all the way here. I don't know if we do that. We'll see you later