Who Knows? Who Cares. - "No you can take it."

Episode Date: May 9, 2022

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I was dating somebody. Yeah. We were having sex. And I was, I'm going to tell the choking one. Okay. Not the other one. Yeah, that's fine. The other one.

She's not going to like the other one. And so. You might have to tell the other one. The other one's kind of funny though. The other one's kind of funny though. You might have to tell the other one. We'll start with this one. Okay.

So it was like, I hadn't seen them in a while. We were like just, it was like five days together and just going to war for like five days. I don't know if I know this one, so go ahead. So we're like going at it. We're like, she's over the bed, like bent over the bed and like my hands are on her neck and like, it's just like going off, you know? Yeah. And she like reaches for my finger, like to like pry it.

But you're like, oh, she's into it. Yeah. Like she likes this. She like just went up. She's scraping. She's like, please stop. Just just touched like let me touch my hand you're too far in now okay you're too far you like to be dominant dude i really don't know if i can say the next part i'll say it if you don't want to say i'll say it. If you don't want to say it, I'll say it.

Are you going to make me sound bad? No, dude. I got it. She's gasping for air. I'm going to do it. Reaches for my hand. Touches it. I say, I whisper.

It's even moment. No, you can take it and then the very next second she passes out that's how you don't shit your pants but you should Wait a second, you're a bitch. I'm like, oh, like, are you wet right now? I didn't. You know what, though, Seth? Here we go. Are you fully bricked up after kissing? No, you're not. Are we on?

We on? We on. What's up, guys? We're back. Who knows who cares? This is episode. We're in the double digits now, I feel like. 100%.

Double digits. Like 11. And we're in the triple digit views total. So we're getting up. My name is Bo. We're back at it. My name is Andrew. I'm here. Yes, sir. I'm Logan. Hero, King. You name it. All kinds of things. All those things.

That you've been called. Yeah. Yeah. The King. Yeah. As of late. Well, as of late. The single King. Shout out. Yeah. You know. Shorty. I'm so sorry. Oh of late. Well, as of late, the single king. Shout out. Yeah.

You know. Shorty. I'm so sorry. Oh, dude. Me too. Oh, shit. No, no, no. We can get that on camera.

I didn't. You can get it on cam. It's been a while, obviously. I did not do it. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. We're locked in.

Well, I have something I want to talk about. Just right into it? I do. I like that better. We just get right into it i do i like that better we just get right into it we don't have to like suck around so i've been on the dating apps we kind of talked about this we've touched on a little bit and all over the dating apps i'm just on them now are you on all of them you just on a couple i'm on bumble and hinge okay because you haven't gotten a tinder yet he's banned oh you're banned okay so easy to get banned donate a phone number for logan

so you can use it we talk about how I used my mom's phone number one time. I'm going to use Carter's soon. He doesn't need it. I was like, Mom, hey, can I use your phone real quick? Do you remember the one time you used one of our buddy's phone numbers to set up Tinder? And you put a picture of your balls in there? He got banned from Tinder because of it. And like a year later, he tried to set up his Tinder, and it wouldn't allow him.

Still. You fucked that guy, too. So you got two accounts banned yeah two phone numbers banned shout out anyway sorry that was just a rant that's so funny go ahead with what you were gonna say yeah so i'm on those apps and it's like at first it was like really fun i was like oh my god this is crazy this is nuts you know i've never been here yeah and then now i only have them just to get likes. I feel like that's what the majority of people do. So people just want to know.

Yeah, I could, I could have this person. It feels so good. It feels good. It does feel good. We get that notification. One new match.

You know? And so like now I'm at like roughly like 27 likes. Okay. Likes or matches. It didn't start like that. No, you remember? No, but I'm on like 27 likes on Hinge.

Is that like a match or is it just a like? No, they like me. He has the opportunity to like his back. I've never used Hinge. He's in control. Okay.

So they liked me but I can message them back. It shows you their profile though. Yeah. It's not like Bumble where it's like, oh, you have somebody that likes you

and it's in your... You gotta figure out who. Yeah. It's like their whole bio, all that shit. And so it's like, oh man, this is fun. Like, this is cool.

I won't like anybody though. Like I won't, if I fun like this is cool i won't like anybody though like i won't if i go on the app i won't like swipe through or like like people because i just don't have the energy so you're the guy that well it's like you're the type of person that we hate how women are yeah like they just go on just to get the like and then you're like okay that's me so that's you so i was like it's fun it's like oh man this is this feels nice it feels like it's like being a pretty girl. Yeah. You know, it's like, this is sick. 27 likes over a week or, or not week, over like a month.

You know? One like a day, baby. Feels good. One like a day is enough to get your, get through the day. 100%. Okay, yeah. I got it like that. I can continue about my day.

You feel great, right? Mm-hmm. Then you find out how other people's profiles work. Okay. So I picked up my former flame um from the airport her and her friend needed a ride so i went and she contacted you she asked you for that we're tight like that like we're both shut the fuck up okay no sorry we're we're close like hella close can we talk about that we can talk about it but be friends with somebody that used to fuck

all right well let me we'll get to that next. Conversation. So, what I'm saying is, so, we're talking, we talk about our dating profiles, like,

we are friends to that point of like, we were more friends than we were even like, a relationship, you know what I mean? Like, that's how, that's how our relationship was.

I can't deal with Beau right now. Just me and you. I know, I know, I can't, I can't. It's a lot, it's a lot of lip from somebody who hasn't been through anything. That is true. It's like a 14 year old know. I can't. I can't. It's a lot of lip

from somebody who hasn't been through anything. That is true. It's like a 14-year-old talking. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 17, 17, 17. Either way.

So she tells me, she's like, Logan, so they talked me into downloading Bumble out there and I was like, how'd it go? She's like,

it was crazy. I was like, what happened? She's like, I broke the fucking app. And she's a good-looking girl. She looks good, especially out there.

They don't have tan skin out there. Where were they? Portland yeah fuck yeah yeah so yeah so that everyone thinks this girl is like foreign something right she's out there for two days she gets over 3 000 likes 3 000 3 likes. That makes you feel like... Well, yeah. I got 27. I was feeling good. And I was feeling good. You are less than 1% of what you got. Isn't that tough?

No, I was watching a TikTok, and there was this guy talking about the numbers. It was Tinder, which is obviously different. 53% of the time, men swipe to the right. So they swipe to match. Right. Women swipe 5% of the time to the right. So one out of 20, they're sw swipe to the right. So they swipe to match. Women swipe 5% of the time to the right. So one out of 20, they're swiping to the right.

Guys are basically swiping every other time, like yes. Every shot. Yes. We got lower standards. How crazy is that though? 100%. We don't care. But they're still getting that.

How crazy is that? Every time they swipe, they're pretty much getting a match, I'm sure. Oh, no, 100%. That's how girls, I mean, good looking girl, that's how it works for them. Which if you were getting a match every time you swipe, you'd probably much getting a match, I'm sure. Oh, no, 100%. That's how girls, I mean, good-looking girl, that's how it works for them. Which, if you were getting a match every time you swipe, you'd probably be like, oh, okay, whatever. Like, this is just getting old at this point. That's how it was.

I don't know if it would get old, though. I don't think it would get old. It's old for me, and I've got 27. You know what I'm saying? Like, I won't even, like, message them back. Like, they like me, and they'll say, like, some cute little comment. That does happen, yeah. And I won't, I'm just like, I don't have,

I don't want to. I just like the, but it's like me. You're not different enough for me to deal with this. Like I'm cool off fucking a pinch of salt. She's got a mind.

I feel like that's just the main thing. You have to, you're just used to that. You just need the littlest of attention to be like, okay, yeah,

I feel good. Validated. I feel good. If I saw 3,000, I'd close it. Yeah. Where do you you start yeah exactly it's every person on the fucking app swiped on you you're mining a mountain this is what that is i don't have time for that fuck isn't that insane it's nuts it's just how crazy it is that it was so funny though so you were like damn because when you started it was rough you were like getting it was three or four

days am i ugly, what's happening? Do I need to move? Yeah. And then 27 comes around. You're like, dude, I'm fucking king of the city. Then you hear 3,000 and you're back to fucking shit. You start questioning the mechanics of the app. Like, maybe it's not working.

Maybe I'm not being seen. I don't even think it's that. I think it's more just like, that's how... I's really attractive so that's fair to her yeah she's good so it's like if we all saw just a random girl who looked kind of like her we'd all be like yes sure everyone in the room sure i think it's also like i think those apps are like at least 70 men like in terms of accounts created. That's probably true. That is another stat.

They have a way bigger pool. Think about the men of that pool. So way more men, but also, and not just in general. This is another thing I want to talk about. I don't want to sully my scoreboard of bodies and shit. Because you know those horny hours like those 11 it's more like 12 it's been a little while and it gets just you're just like you know i think 11 11 was good anything anything even nine sometimes nine o'clock well i get i'm way hornier in the morning.

When I wake up, I want to have sex. I'm different. Yes. When I wake up, I'm ready to fuck. For sure. That's so funny. I grew out of that. Yeah?

I wake up, I don't want to do anything. No, really. My morning hours are like that, too. I'm just like, they're hot. It is, yeah. Yeah. But then at night, it comes around again. And then you're like, man, anything would do right now.

Anything. Literally anything. And then I feel like man anything would do right now. Anything. Literally anything. And then I feel like then you would actually follow through with it and you'd be like fuck. I wasted

like one of those tally marks on this. On the list. You could just do what like women do and just say four every time. Four or seven. What were you saying earlier?

You're the author of your own. Yeah of your own list. You don't count it doesn't count kind of thing. you know what i mean and well your list can be whatever you want it to be yeah that's how it goes i mean everybody else does it right yeah every girl every girl's had sex with four people no that's a good point i was i was i was 17 18 and that's what i was told i was lied to four Four? From the start. He bought it. He bought it hook, line, and share. Well, 17, 18, hopefully you're not saying four.

They were. They were? So they were already lying about it at 17, 18? They're still saying four to this day? Yeah. You think? Probably. Probably, yeah.

Maybe five now. They got another one in there. It's probably like an exponent, they say. I mean, I don't know. I'm sure it goes both ways. But I think it's a little bit more accepted for dudes to be higher. It's also, so like our body count is going to be so much lower, like already it is, than like our parents and grandparents.

Like our grandparents were like in the 80s. You think so? No, they were. No. Swear to God. Really? 100%. Like if you look up like how much it was like. I would think we're fucking more. They were fucking way more. Nowear to God. Really? 100%. If you look up how much it was like.

I would think we're fucking more. They were fucking way more. No way. Yeah. Think about the 70s. I think more random people. Yeah. Think about the 70s.

It's like, dude, we're going to a disco, doing coke, and fucking somebody today. Probably three before we leave. Where are you getting this information from? Look up online. Really? His disco dancing fucking grandpa, dude. That's where he's getting it from. From the source.

Everyone was singing back then. Yeah. Really? Yeah. What's the one basketball player? The one basketball player. Will Chamberlain. He had like fucking 400 kids.

Well, that, okay, but. I know. You're Will Chamberlain. I know. I know. But, you know. You're fucking anybody you want at that point. It's like Tiger Woods.

Still. Tiger Woods is married, dude. Never was. Yeah, and he cheated on his wife like 20 times. That's slander. That was reported. That's like Tiger Woods. Still. Tiger Woods is married, dude. Or was. Yeah, and he cheated on his wife like 20 times. That was reported. That's slander. I fuck with Tiger, but...

He probably doesn't like you very much. But we are having way less sex than our... I think our average now, like for like millennial, Gen Z, whatever, maybe not Gen,

but like millennials were like eight. That's just crazy because I just... I would think it's the opposite because we're so... Like with social media, there's just so much more out there that I would think that we're I just, I would think it's the opposite because we're so, like with social media, there's just so much more out there

that I would think that we're fucking way more. I think that's why you think that. Maybe. Because social media is out there. Yeah. Everybody, you know, fakes that shit.

But they were having sex way, they're just more casual and like free about it. We should get back to that. You know? Just fucking all the time. Well, you did, you were just saying

that you don't like it though. I mean, if it was more accepted, you know, if we just didn't talk about it. Well. It's not that it's like not accepted for me. It's just those moments where you come and then you're like, fuck. Yeah. I didn't enjoy that. Why'd I do that?

Or I did enjoy it until now. Well, you were enjoying it. So I actually just, I actually just looked up on Google, uh, average sex 80s compared to now. And it says, did people have more sex in the 80s? The number of sexual partners has also increased from age 18. The average number of partners was 7.17 in the late 1980s. In the 2010s, it was 11.22.

See, that's what I thought. I'm sorry. Logan was just talking to his hippie. I mean, it's literally just on Google. It could not be true. I'm just letting you guys know. That's what I'm saying. Look up lifetime.

So that's going from like whatever age range they were. What was the age range there? From age 18. So starting at age 18. And I feel like people are fucking younger now. We're having sex like 15, 16 now. Well, that's what I also think is happening too, though. That's why I said not the younger kids, like TikTok kids, because those seventh graders are all fucking now. We're having sex like 15, 16 now. Well, that's what I also think is happening too though. That's why I said

not the younger kids like TikTok kids because those seventh graders are all fucking now. Crazy. You know what I'm saying? Crazy. I remember being in sixth grade

and somebody talked, oh, like, oh yeah, I fucked this girl. I'm like, you think back now and you're like, you're 12 years old. I remember there was a girl

in middle school and she came to like the crew, you know, and she's like, oh, his dick was like this big. Yeah. And I was like this big yeah and i was like wait hold on who but you believed it you believed it at 12 you're like damn fuck no because then you're like because i looked at me at 12 like three inches hard and he doesn't

have a fucking nine inch penis you're a liar and there's got to be somebody out there that does though there were so many videos of like you know hey show me what six inches look like and you got girls that are like this your girls are like this you know they have no idea yeah they don't know they don't know how to measure so without a doubt yeah this is probably like four and a half no shots no shot good for you you know you're in eighth grade you're having sex cool for you not me i couldn't there was definitely i've talked to one girl she was a freshman we were freshmen in high school maybe sophomores. And she was like, yeah, this kid came over.

We were making out, doing whatever. And he pulled his dick out and I wouldn't go near it. Because it was a Pringles can. She said it was like legit a fucking Pringles can. Could you imagine? Dude. In ninth grade. I can imagine

a fucking Pringles can well it was like the kid you talked about in high school that his dick pic got around everywhere because his dick was huge I'd be advertising it too

if I was in ninth grade and I had eight inches of dick let everybody know yeah oh how'd that get out there oh wow oops my bad

oh my god somebody hacked and tweeted on my account picture my wiener oops i'm back though okay it's me if you want to know it's true though it is my my penis but i got a question for you guys okay um so i'm gonna ask you guys separately so if i ask logan i'm gonna don't talk if i'm gonna undermine bow's response the whole time yeah that's fair man i've been going through a lot i'm sorry i'm bringing in the outside stuff and that's not fair it's not fair to you Bo's response the whole time. Okay, yeah. That's fair. I've been going through a lot. I'm sorry.

I'm bringing in the outside stuff. You're pushing on me, dude. That's not fair. It's not fair to you guys. I'm the good one out of us. I'm projecting right now. Yeah, I know. I'm projecting. I'm sorry.

If we were camping and you woke up with a condom hanging out of your butt, would you tell anybody? Wait. I'm not contributing. I'm just trying to get the question for both of us. Well, you'll hear it again in like 10 seconds. He woke up with a condom in his ass. Yes. Logan woke up and he's like,

oh, something... In a single tent? It's a condom. He's in a single tent by himself. There's a condom in my ass. You're thinking too deep. No, no, okay. I pull it out.

Is there shit inside of it? Yeah, it was coming there. Ooh, yeah. I should have fucked that guy. Are you waking up and you're like, oh, like throwing out the other side of the tent or are you telling somebody? Dude, who fucked my ass?

See, it's so bad because it's like, that ruins it for everybody. There's probably one culprit, you know? There's one guy who fucked my ass in the group, maybe. And maybe it was a stranger. If we're at He-Man, it's one of 50. That's what I'm saying. Maybe that's just the last guy.

And he left it. Maybe the first 10. I don't think... I'd wake up over 10. We're going too deep, all right? You wake up. Oh, my God. For some possible reason,

you just wake up and it's there. You didn't know what happened. Pants around your ankles, right? You fell asleep. Okay. Okay, so i wake up condom in your butt it's kind of my ass yeah how many people were at the campsite pick a trip no no less than 10 10 10 to 15 are you good amount anybody is what i'm saying

i'm trying to think because like I can answer I don't want to interrupt if I hold on I think I got it if I don't like if I didn't feel pain the next day

and it wasn't too traumatic okay I'm just gonna pocket it I'm just gonna scoop some sand down put it in there and be like

it didn't happen it didn't happen keep pushing forward he's great at that I would think yeah yeah i think that's what i would do well i think i wouldn't say anything to start i'd kind of just feel it out feel it out the situation i kind of look around the next day who's throwing yeah i'm like this guy's looking at me weird now that's a good point you know maybe go grab something you know he's looking at me bend over why is he doing that and then you know if i if i get the culprit or if i have like an idea okay this is probably the guy then i go have a little

conversation with him i'm not telling you guys hell right you imagine telling andrew oh yeah i woke up with a condom in my ass well let's just say the guy who fucked your ass though i don't want to know that i don't want to know that i don't want to know that's not going to make me feel that's not going to give me closure we should go camping i mean you that is not going to give me closure. We should go camping. Me and you. That is not going to give me closure. Because you won't tell anybody. Oh, yeah. That's the worst part, though, is like, you're going to be looking for everyone who looks at you. Yeah.

Yeah. Then you start questioning everything. You know what I mean? Well, I'm not going to tell anybody. Yeah. That's for one. I'm not going to go around, hey, you fucked my ass last night? I can't ask somebody that.

Can you imagine? And you're like, what? Put him in a line. You fucked my ass? Nope. Did you imagine? And you're like, put him in a line. You fucked my ass? Nope. Did you fuck my ass? And then the one dude that's like,

uh-uh, that's this guy. But then what do you do at that point? Ask him why. Why? How was it? You know why.

How was it? You got a little bit of ass. I got a lot of bit of ass. You got a lot of ass. A lot of bit of ass. Can you blame that man for wanting to do that? I knew he'd finish.

Don't have to ask that because it's in there. Right? So, badass. Can you blame that man for wanting to do that? How was it? I knew he'd finish. Don't have to ask that because it's in there. Right? So, yeah. There you go. Alright, guys. Thanks for your answers. So you'd line everybody up to say, hey, guys. Where did you get that from? I would probably ask. What made you think about that? I saw it somewhere else. I stole it. I don't care.

Fuck you. It's a question. It's a great question. It was set up a little differently. It was just two people. So when the dude was like, no. He's like, oh's like, we should go camping. I like that one. I think you guys would both hide it. 100%. You would too.

You don't think you wouldn't? You'd let everyone know. I would hide it for sure. I feel like as men, we're very good at pushing our feelings just as far down as we possibly can and never address it again. What happened there is going to affect my family. Because I don't remember it, right?

That's their problem. I just woke up with a con in my ass. I don't remember getting fucked. 100%. Yeah. And that's the thing. Exactly. So it doesn't count.

And I would pull you guys aside and be like, dude, did you hear so-and-so woke up with a con in his ass? Like, dude, what the fuck? And I would kind of try to judge how we reacted. Really? He did too? And then you're like, oh, this guy fucked my ass. You're weird. You just know you got to stay away from that.

I got to watch this guy. I need a padlock on my tent zipper. That's not a fun thing to think about. He didn't fuck my ass. Or you could just tell him, like everybody you talk to, I wish it was me. Stay up late and whoever comes into your tent. Man, that guy's lucky.

Hey, my shit's open. You just close the bug screen when you come in. Stinky camping ass. So we've got another question from a viewer, a fan, a friend. Bo, you would ask the question when Logan first asked his. I don't know if you remember it, if you want to go back to it. I don't remember. Oh, fuck.

Don't listen to Bo. Okay. So we'll go to the fan question then. What's up, boys? My name's Trey from Vegas. This question that I have is inspired by some of my friends. They're some female friends, and they were curious about how often girls fake orgasms during sex.

They seemed pretty confident that it happens pretty often, so you guys could probably talk about how often you think it's happened to you guys or if it's ever happened to you guys and how that makes you guys feel, I guess. Love you guys. Peace out. Shout out. Shout out to our boy. That's a great question. I think it goes back to the condom in the ass thing.

Whether or not she's doing it, I'm going to make believe that it's real. I don't know how you tied those two. I like it. I'm going to act like it didn't happen. If she faked it, she had an orgasm to me. I'm counting that one.

That's on you. If she wants to go through all that to lie to me, cool. You're making me believe it, so it's real. That's on you. Don't think twice about it. It's water under the bridge. They're making me believe it. That's on you. So it's real. That's on you. Don't think twice about it. It's water under the bridge.

They're setting themselves up for failure. You're telling me that what I'm doing right now is working for you. Even if it's not. So if it's not, that's your fault because you're going to keep getting that because I'm like, oh, she likes this. She's enjoying this a lot. I'm going to go back to it. It's your fault now.

I like that you had that, though. Yeah. You're the reason I suck at this. Self-preservation, though. You lied to me. Self-preservation. What do you want me to do? How am I supposed to know?

Then I'm supposed to sit there and question, was that real? Did you really orgasm right now? You should start doing that. You should pull that out. Like, hey, all right. I don't think you really came. Can you prove it? Yeah, show me.

That's a good idea. Well, I feel like the girls that I've been with, my girl right now, I feel like her orgasms are pretty like intense. So if she's faking that, good for her. She's putting in a lot of work for that. She's a good actor. She's a great actress. She has said she wanted to be an actress.

Great actress. So you can see, but I've had other girls that it's not as intense and they, but I still, maybe they were lying. I don't know. I don't have a huge list. Yeah.

I don't, I don't, I don't know what to compare it to. Same fucking car. Every time. Come on now. Come on. You know, I don't have a huge list. Yeah, I don't know what to compare it to. Same fucking car every time, dude. Come on now. Come on. You know I got to throw that in there. I'm a good guy.

I'm a good guy. Bo's a good guy. I'm a great guy. He's a fucking mop. Literally. Good guy. The pits of hell. Anyways, go ahead.

I might have one, if any, you know, last year of high school, maybe a little before. That would be the only one that maybe could have. Just one. No, just one. Just one maybe, though. When I received this question from Trey, I told him that is a great question. I can't wait to hear Andrew say that this has never happened.

No, look, I'm going to admit it. If it's happened, it's going to be from one, okay? It's a lie one on. It's going to be from one. That is a fucking lie. Just because I know what I'm up against, right? And so all the other ones you can, you can kind of tell,

you know, there's like a little squeeze. Yes. You could tell they're flexing almost. It's like, okay, I could check that off the list. I've done it,

you know? And I mean, that's a two mile horn, but yeah, I'm sure you don't. Never, never once. My horn might not even work.

You're stupid. Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think there might've been one time, but okay. So what made you question if it was real or not? Just cause dude,

I was younger and I, I might've now known what I was doing. Cause I look back and I think of like, and we've talked about it before. The first time I gave head, it was like, I thought she was weird for wanting like a clit focused experience so you know when i was younger you know you're throwing your tongue in there you're trying to like get it as far down as you can you just want to clear

whatever that's like you're you're one out of a hundred cool the thing is too is like you can like now you can almost always make someone come from head you know what i mean like if you know what you're doing i would say yeah but like There's a huge debate on that, both sides. Well, every woman is different. Some women need the oral stimulation. Some don't. If you do it well and like stay at it and figure out where they like it at, it's pretty like you just like,

it's kind of just hitting the same button over and over again until it happens. So it's like you can, if you're questioning that, you can just do that. Worst case scenario. And I don't even know if I've been lied to, but if it, has it like I've definitely had times We're like they haven't finished but I mean what you gonna do. I already did I'm tapped out. Sorry, you know, I'm not 16 anymore. I can't just well the thing is The thing is there's certain women where it's like you're not really too focused on

making sure they come too you know sometimes you're just like it's just like a heat of the moment I got mine yeah you didn't get yours so you even have those women

in that really tiny tiny list you have what you just don't care if they finish yeah your list is like this right it's not very long

yeah it's tiny so you even got girls you don't care about in there yeah okay you know that

I've been very open with there yeah okay you know that i've been very open with that yeah now we know i've been open with that on this podcast plenty perfect dude that's all i needed we talked about that last week i the only go ahead i think for sure i asked though and i don't care no i there's definitely been women that i've had i've totally asked a hundred percent have you like oh like did you finish no okay sorry i did i don't care. No, I, there's definitely been women that I've had. I totally asked a hundred percent. Have you like, Oh, like, did you finish? No. Okay.

Sorry. I did. I don't know. Like maybe like, like you said, like maybe high school. Cause I didn't know what I was doing. I was just aggressive. Yeah.

You know, harder and faster is best. I like to be dominant. Yeah. Overly. Yeah. Like close fist, blood drawn. Whatever dude. Maybe even unconscious you gotta no dude well he's not that i think he's happy oh my god

all right we got to clear that up because that doesn't sound good it was it was during can we tell that story yeah we can tell we can tell that story right he owns the rights he's in it yeah we can tell one of them. We can tell that story, right? He owns the rights. He's in it. Yeah. We can tell one version of one of those stories. I'm just asking if you are willing to talk about that. I don't know what you're willing to talk about. So it's happening.

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I was dating somebody. Yeah. We were having sex. And I was, I'm going to tell the choking one. Okay. Not the other one. Yeah, that's fine. The other one.

She's not going to like the choking one. Okay. Not the other one. Yeah, that's fine. The other one. She's not going to like the other one. And so. You might have to tell the other one. The other one's kind of funny though. The other one's kind of funny though. You might have to tell the other one. We'll start with this one. Okay.

So it was like, I hadn't seen them in a while. We were like just, it was like five days together and just going to war for like five days. I don't know if I know this one, so go ahead. So we're like going at it.

We're like, she's over the bed, like bent over the bed and like my hands are on her neck and like it's just like going off you know yeah and she like reaches for my finger like to like pry it but you're like oh she's into it yeah like she likes this she like just went up scraping just touched like let me touch my hand. Go ahead. No details spared. Go ahead. You're too far in now.

You're too far. You like to be dominant, dude. I really don't know if I can say the next part. I'll say it. If you don't want to say it, I'll say it. Are you going to make me sound bad? No, dude. I got it. She's gasping for air. I'm want to say it, I'll say it. Are you going to make me sound bad? No, dude. I got it.

So, you know, she's gasping for air. No, no, no. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Okay, so. Reaches for my hand. Touches it. I say.

I whisper. It's even moment. No, you can take it jeez louise man and then the very next second she passes out like oh my god she couldn't take it

yeah how'd that end did you guys were you guys like laughing about it or was she mad in that moment she goes down I like know exactly what just happened I'm like oh I just cut off her airway... In that moment... She goes down. I know exactly what just happened.

I'm like, oh, I just cut off her airway. And I stopped right away. So it's like... I know that she just blacked out. Okay. So I just lay... She's bent over the bed. So I just lay her on the bed.

Sorry. That's okay. So I lay her on the bed. And then she wakes up in two seconds. Did she ask what the fuck just happened? And then I was like... Or did you just kind of continue like nothing happened? I was like this.

Oh, man. She's like, what? And I was like, the fuck just happened? And then I was like. Or did you just kind of continue like nothing happened? I was like this. Like oh man. She's like what? What just? And I was like so like you just passed out. And then we started laughing about it. Did she come to like in a panic? Where she's like. No.

Oh damn. Yeah. Let's clarify. This was completely sensual. Consensual. It was consensual. Well she tried to reach for her hand. We both laughed about it.

No yeah. She did laugh about it. She's not mad about it. Yeah. She'd tried to reach for her hand. Both laughed about it. No, yeah. She didn't laugh about it. She's not mad about it. Yeah. She'd probably do it again. Yeah. But yeah. But yeah.

Women like being choked. So that happened. Yeah. It happens. It happens. Right? Right? To all of us.

We've all been there. Not yet. We've all been there. Yeah, you're there. Did it happen to you? It hasn't happened to me. It hasn't. No.

It hasn't happened to me. I've had this conversation with my girl cause I she likes to be choked but I ask after I'm like was that too hard I feel like I'm

you know I got a decent grip and I'm grabbing you and I'm really grabbing you lose sex clout when you ask if that's too hard also not in the moment

no but I think like ever like now she's like oh man like I was too safe too worried maybe that might be true so you're just gonna keep stepping it up just stepping it up like you like now she's like oh man like those two saved to worry maybe that might be true Just stepping it up That was too much so we lose this is what I think happened

Mm-hmm, and I'm pretty sure is it wasn't even my grip was super tight It was where my fingers where were you pushing on her when I do much? I think both just like I just closed like both the arteries right here yeah just like pinched him for like however long and it just was like just enough to like two minutes asleep it's whatever you're double handing it it was behind the neck oh okay so his fingertips were probably like really in that yeah you were just grabbing because logan we got to hold on to something as you're going he's got no fingernails so it's not like she's gonna to get cut or anything he's just pushing I get it

that was so funny the first time I heard that oh it was unbelievable you were like the man dude tell me that shit

Logan you were what 19 yeah 19 you were already making women pass out maybe start calling you Mr. Longwood Crazy Dick

for some reason I see Logan having like a guillotine around her from the back like I don't think it was like this he was like

yo I'm I'm dominant you know what I mean it wasn't like that it could have been it wasn't like that and I'll never know the truth I'll just think what I mean? It wasn't like that. It could have been. It wasn't like that. And I'll never know the truth. I'll just think what I think.

I like your imagery though. Yeah. Good for you, dude. All right. So what did Trey ask? I don't even know where this went. Oh, were we still on that conversation? Did we answer that?

I mean, kind of. He just asked whether or not, basically you can just answer whether or not you Basically, you can just answer whether or not you think girls fake orgasms a lot or a little. Do they fake it a lot or do they only fake it sometimes? In general, yeah. Because there's definitely a lot of dudes that are just like... You don't have to, though.

You don't have to play it. Yeah, just tell them. Hey, man. You missed that one. That sucked. You missed that shot. Then they're going to work harder the next time too. Exactly.

Because, well, most of the time I feel like they fake it for like a sloppy night, like a one night thing. And they're like, I don't want to hurt his feelings, you know, whatever. I don't want him to kill me. But he's, that also is a thing. Yeah. Fuck, dude. That's right.

Yeah. Actually, probably keep lying. To be honest. Make those kids happy because there's some fucking nutso's out there. Yeah. But. But if you're in a relationship with somebody, it doesn't make sense to fake an orgasm.

I don't think that happens a lot. I don't think so either. Maybe at the start it might. Okay. But then it's like, later on though, it's, you're either doing it or not.

She's probably just like, hey, you know, give me your hand, like finish me off. Whatever. I mean, what would you do

if you like didn't finish? She's like, hey, man, I'm tired. Like I'm cramping. Like just go do it. Have you guys ever faked an orgasm?

I've had guys tell me that they have and I'm like, how? So how do you do that? One time I got blown by somebody for like 50 minutes. And just nothing's going on? That happened to me. That happened to me. I was watching a TV show that I didn't want to watch. And that was like the bribe to get me to watch it.

Like, hey, you got to blow me, you know, whatever. Okay, yeah, deal. Sold. I was like the bribe to get me to watch it yeah okay you gotta blow me you know whatever shit okay yeah deal sold i was i was into the show i didn't dude it was like 45 minutes 50 minutes and you're just more paying attention to the show that i was literally like like kick back up like watching to the side you didn't get to a point where like i need to come right to focus like i need to come no for what for me it was like we were in my car. Were you driving? No. Parked in my car. It was the middle of summer. It was getting hot.

It was getting so bad. She came up for air once and her entire face was wet. You're just inhaling our sweat in the car. That stank. I don't even remember if I finished. I was just like, maybe I finished myself. I don't even remember if I finished. I was just like, oh man, let's just get this. Maybe I finished myself. I don't know.

Look, you've worked hard enough. Yeah. I know what you're trying to do. Yeah. Just not the time. Yeah, it was tough. We're not cut out for it. That one sucked.

And then another time I got blown in my car again by somebody else and that one, I did come but she didn't think i did so she just kept going not a lot came out or what it was just really or it was like so far down her throat that she even could have and so like gobbler and she was she just like wait you didn't come yet i'm

like yeah i did she's like no you didn't like i need it i'm like all right like she looks you know you didn't just fucking keep going. I'm going to make sure you did. That's tough. Good for her, though. That's like a trooper. And I don't think I came a second time. No.

So then she really thought I just didn't come. That's hard. You know what I mean? I'm like back to back. I was like, listen, I came the first time, but. I promise. Keep going. Yeah. Okay.

That was funny. That's a really good question. I don't like, like, as far as the second part of how it makes you feel, it doesn't really bother me. And I think that's just

because I'm kind of self-centered. Back to what you were saying. I got, you know, I got my job done. I don't want to know though, you know. I'll perform better next time

if there's going to be a next time. But usually it's like, you make sure they hit the mark at least once first. When you're having sex with somebody? Yeah. Usually.

There's times you're like, I've got to play league. I've got some things I've got to do. We were here for a long time. I've got to go. It's been like 20 minutes. See ya. How do you get people out of your like if like someone came to

your i can't do it i can't i can't do that i gotta go there ideally yeah yeah because then you can oh he's big on that yeah he's big on that you've got you've got a system that was honestly my problem i always brought girls over to my house yeah You've got a very weird, perfect scenario of a casita at mom's spot. I had the master for a while. That too. I would just tell, hey mom. Bo used to make his mom sleep in the backyard just to poke it out the fucking door.

Go outside for a little bit, alright? Close your door. Go sleep with the dogs. That's a good gig. Even in high school, my mom was like Checking cameras I miss it I miss it We have my house Like dude

Shut up This is what I'm supposed to do I'm 17 You know 16 Whatever So you're supposed to do Let me dog out A little bit

Just a little bit She was probably Doing the same thing Yeah I know She's still doing The same thing She's 50 She's still doing

The same thing Mom listen to this You're not 50 yet. You know, you're 47. You're close, but she looks good for, you know, 60.

She looks good. She looks good. Yeah. Don't fuck my mom. Well, it's always been weirdly like, oh, yeah, no, your mom looks good.

That's not true, but she does look good for her age. Your mom's so funny, so nice. Okay, let's not go on this. I like your mom. She's cool. Yeah, she's all right. She's cool. That's not true, but she does look good for her age. Dude, your mom's so funny, so nice. Okay, let's not go on this. I like your mom. She's cool.

Yeah, she's all right. She's cool. She's cool people. Yeah, no, I always get in trouble. Even my dad. You know, dads are supposed to be like, oh, dude, you're crushing ass. Fucking nice. Nux.

Yeah, no, dude, my dad's like, oh, don't be stupid. Not in my house. Uh-uh. I remember my dad telling me one time, I was like ninth grade, and I talked to this. She was not attractive at all. I like we were out She saw me and like we were talking she's like and he's like, oh yeah, you're fucking her. I'm like like dad I'm like dad. I'm 14. He's like i'm like he's like pussy's pussy

I swear to god. He said that word for I was like Dad, I didn't even know how to react. I was like, what? Win's a win. Yeah. Holy shit. It's a winner, dad. Did you think like, damn, I should be having sex? Yeah. At that point, I was like, fuck. Am I fucking up right now? I'm disappointing my dad.

To me, my parents were, like, at least growing up, everything's like completely fucking flipped upside down now. But it was like, no alcohol in the house. Sex was bad unless you're married. And basically everything like you know your strict white christian parents would tell you yeah so that made me want to do it so much more that's how it is you told you can't do something you want to do it so bad and taboo and i'm just like oh man we really should not be doing this you really love that don't you yeah

it's it's a drug yeah i'm worried like if i if i ever get into like some crazy shit like how long it will last for that reason you might dude you're gonna end up like ah this is not enough and that's what i'm saying you're gonna start killing people i'm not gonna kill people on accident that's you're already making them pass out one thing like oh no she's faking it she's faking the pass out this One thing we're like, oh no, she's faking it. She's faking the pass out this time. And you're just going to go crazy. You're really going to lock in that guillotine, switch to a femora.

Like it's going to be over. It's not how it's going to go. I'm just worried about like, like we were talking about kinks dying. You're just worried about it getting boring. I hope there's nothing else. Yeah. I hope it don't get crazy.

And I think the key to that is not doing the same shit every time. Because if you're like, oh my God, this is so good. I'm going to do this every single time. you're like, oh my God, this is so good. I'm gonna do this every single time. It's like, oh man. This is coming.

So it's like, there's like lovemaking, there's fucking, there's all this like middle pieces. So it's like, you gotta like what? Shuffle the deck every time? Yeah.

Go in the butt. Pop something. Meek Mill says it, you know? Fuck it from the back, put my thumb in her a-hole Mix it up That's just standard dude Yeah

I feel like that's just like Day one shit Depends I've been You know Hey Oh no no Yeah

Okay Sorry Sorry I let you do it to me But You guys were different You're not really about it Yeah

Cool So we want to shout out Trey We want to thank him For sending in that video You guys were different. You know really about it. Yeah. Cool. So we want to shout out Trey. We want to thank him for sending in that video. If you guys also want to send in a video question, it can be a sexual question. It can be a would you rather. It could be some sort of debate. Anything that you guys want to ask,

you can send it to wkwcpodcast at gmail.com again that's in the description um but one of the things that we wanted to talk about was can you remain friends with somebody if they've watched your girlfriends only that's what i asked earlier but that's okay but so they've absolutely if my girl has an only fans i'm not that's not my girl that's not my girl yeah that's not my girl anymore the world's girl yeah so you can't you can't be mad about that huh so what if it's like oh boy i used to do that but like i don't anymore like let's say and okay i'm not gonna use your code because that's just terrible but let's say you were with somebody, right?

And she used to have OnlyFans like a year ago. And now you're dating. She's a changed woman, you know, whatever. What was she doing? There's different calibers of OnlyFans. But I'm like, hey, Bo. Like, dude, I used to watch her. Like, dude, congrats.

She's hot. Okay, but like, is she just posting pictures or is she getting fucked on OnlyFans? Who knows, man? She's a content creator. Yeah, think what you want because you don't know. I was like, dude she just posting pictures or is she getting fucked on OnlyFans? Who knows, man? She's a content creator. Yeah, think what you want because you don't know. I was like, dude, I was subbed. It was hot. She used to message me back.

All you know is she asks you never to look it up. I don't know. That would throw me off. I don't think so. Is that on me or is that on her? That's on her. That's not on you. Okay.

I can't blame you for that. But if you are dating and I'm subbed and she's still on it, you gotta pretend like you would date a girl with OnlyFans. Okay. So you're like, then I can't be mad at that point.

I can't. She's super hot and super cool but she's just about her bag. And she's actually stacking. Okay. You can't be mad

at her for fucking. I'd be mad at her. I can. I can be mad. I just saw a girl make 200K in one month on OnlyFans. Yeah. I would do anything for that.

Am I getting a piece of that? I would do anything for that. Am I getting a piece of it though? Maybe if you marry her. Maybe you end up with her. But what if she's like mad cool? Like actually like. Like I really fuck with the girls.

Like so cool. Like not a problem at all. I don't think those exist. I don't think that's a thing. You're paying. Yeah. You're paying a false picture right now. That's not going those exist. He's looking at a unicorn. I am. Let's just say she's real. Let's say she's that.

Maybe she's from another country. She's like, yeah, I just did this because I need money for school and now I'm rich. I'm paying a lot of bills. We can go anywhere in the world you want to go. But then your boy subs. You're like, wait a second. I'm like, dude, Logan, your girl fucking killed it last week.

That squirt show? Nutty. Dude, 10 out of 10. Is that on me? That's on you. No, it's not. That's on him? On your boy for subbing? You subbed. What if you were the male model though? What if you were the male model though?

Like what if you were fucking your girl? Oh, okay. Hold on. I was helping her content. Before that. I'm talking solo only. Yeah, before she's just solo and then Drew subs. You have a conversation with Drew?

She's flicking bean, you know, whatever. Oh, I'm having a conversation with Drew. Why are you subbing my girls? Only fans. Why are you doing that? And I'm hitting you with dude. Why does she have one? She's dating you, right?, you know, whatever. Oh, I'm having a conversation with Drew. Why are you subbing my girls, OnlyFans? Why are you doing that? And I'm hitting you with, dude, why does she have one? She's dating you, right? But you're my boy.

Yeah, but look. You should respect our boundaries in our relationship. This is pretend. I'm not trying to fuck your girl. Why are you imagining fucking my girl? I would never spend money on naked women. Cuddly Craig and Battery does different. That was free.

That was free. Free. No, yeah, I'm all for that. Okay. Now, free sub? Maybe. How are you getting a free. That was free. Free. I'll do that every time. I'm all for that. Okay. Now, free sub? Maybe. How are you getting a free sub? I don't know.

Maybe somebody gifts me in chat or something. Like Twitch. Hey, man. I'll pay your early fees. Dude, Bo. Dude, nice. Man, she killed that.

You want a real one? Yeah. Like, dude. I can't believe you're knocking that shit down. Good for you. That wouldn't make me feel good. I think that right there would make me question

our whole relationship. Do I want to do this anymore? No, not ours. I'd be like, fuck you. I love you. I think it would make me question our relationship, me and her. I'd be like, okay, I can't do this anymore.

My other friends are going to see this. They're going to talk, I can't do it. We're going to have the same answer, but there's people that are like oh no like that's just a money move like yeah watch my girl flicker bean yeah does it depend on how much money because like that bad barbie baby girl whatever she made 50 million dollars in a year like 50 mil yeah she put out her OnlyFans statements. She proved it. She told people that she made 50 million in 2021 on OnlyFans,

and they were like, oh, you're fucking lying. Prove it, whatever. She put out her OnlyFans statement. The thing is, I can't hate on that. I cannot hate on that. I'm not dating her, though. I don't care if she makes 50 million. I don't want to be with that woman. I would do it in a second.

Really? Without a doubt. 50 million. Yeah, without a doubt. Without a doubt. You love her though? No. It doesn't matter.

No. I'm saying like, you love this girl. No, he doesn't. I would ask for gifts all the time and I would just like start selling them and like get the cash back. Okay, good.

$300,000 now. This is fine. Okay, if my girl's making 50 million and she's not giving me some, good. $300,000 now. This is fine. Okay, if Michael's making $50 million and she's not giving me some of that, then we've got a problem. We're talking like $7,000 a month. That's still great. It's good money.

It's great money. Yeah. Is that enough money to let me... I just don't want to take all the psychological effects that that's going to bring on me. I don't think it would be a big deal to me. Does it depend who's watching? Me versus a different friend?

Do I hurt a little bit more? You hurt a little bit more. That's the thing too. Do you think I'd talk to you about it a little bit more than others? What do you mean? I didn't know her clit was that big. I don't think you would. I don't think you would talk about it.

She's got that kidney bean. I think if one of you Like one of our friends Like really close friends Subscribe to it I'd screenshot it And send a picture Like dude what's wrong with you

What the fuck man Where are you at right now Dude she got a sale Yeah It was $6.99 for a month Yeah Come on man Well I would just

I would call him out on it Like yeah Yeah But like Hey come on man You know what I mean That's about it You probably wouldn't hang out with him though right

Probably not I wouldn't Yeah I don't think my friends would be doing that like my close but like someone that i like kind of just some an acquaintance with subscribed i'd be like fuck that guy yeah and i'm cutting them off i tell you guys you know happy birthday but that's probably about it i won't even tell you happy birthday yeah really i don't tell anybody happy birthday that's true so you know how the i don't tell anybody happy birthday. That's true. So you know how the, I don't know if you guys heard, but the really popular girls, they'll like hire somebody to message all the guys. So what if you were the guy that she hired?

Like she was like, hey, can you message all the guys for me? I'll pay you a million dollars. That is such a scary thought. And then Andrew messages her. Dude, I would love that shit. I am so good with words, dude. I would make these dudes nut on their screen.

No, but what if, like, Logan's girl, he's doing the messaging on her only fans. And Andrew messages. I want you so bad. Oh, my God. I'm pretending to be your girl? No, no, no. You're just messaging my girl.

His girl. But he's the one. But you are responding. Yeah. That would be so funny. That would be so funny. I'd probably pick you out. This sounds like Logan. I can see that.

This dude's got a lot of typos and he sounds dumb. This is probably a boy. Do guys know that? Like, is that a, is that common knowledge? No,

they don't. Because I had no idea that was a thing. I think that dudes that buy OnlyFans are like fucking engulfed in this stupid shit like oh my god she loves me yeah that's why i have to send her money because she's going to talk to me she cares about me i'm the only one that does this she doesn't talk to other people like she talks to me she doesn't go private for

anybody else just me she loves penis warrior 420 i'm. Yeah, that's how it goes. There's a lot of guys like that. They're fucking nuts. Yeah. But he would be that guy. He would be the one to be like, Oh, you think so? I think out of all the personalities in this room, you would be more likely to be that guy.

Yeah. Like the guy that wants to be loved? No, no, no. The guy that would... Thinks that she loves me? She's only talking to you like that and not anybody else. I would highly disagree.

Very, very highly. Women are snakes. All of them. My mom, my grandma, they're all fucking snakes. You grew up in that. I'm going to Washington. Uh-huh. I'm going to Washington in like two or three days.

And actually on your birthday. You're going on my birthday? I'm not going to dap you up for that. You're going to miss my... You didn't respond to my mom, by the way. She's mad at you. Shut up. I'm not dapping you up.

So I'm going to Washington, but the guy that I'm... One of the guys I'm going to go hang out with just got out of a relationship for like six years. They were together for six years, and she already had another dude lined up. Oh, that's shit. That's gotta hurt. Like, he's gonna catch up. That's gotta hurt. Her name's on the house. Her name's on, like, this crazy fucking

side-by-side thing they got. They're kind of like... They've been in there together for a while. And he's just devastated. So I'm gonna have to, like, put him on to, like, Slick Rick and shit and be like're kind of like, they've been in there together for a while. And, uh, he's just devastated. So I'm gonna have to like put them on to like slick Rick and shit and be like, yeah, like, let me,

let me show you how, how to get through this man. That's going to be tough. Yeah. But he's still going to be hurt no matter what. Oh no, no matter what. Yeah.

No matter what. He's like, I can't eat. Oh my God. Oh my God. And I'm like, man, I've been there.

I know it's tough, but you know there. I know. It's tough. But, you know. All of them. No exceptions. Imagine dating somebody for six years and then you find out she broke up with me and she already had another guy that she's obviously been talking to the whole time. I mean, we've all been there. We've all done that ourselves.

No, never me. And most, not me, but most of the time they're going to be uglier. Right? We're a different quality of No never me And most Not me But most of the time They're gonna be uglier Right Most of the time Just me We're a different quality Of men You know

I hope so Yeah I hope everybody agrees with that Please don't tell us It's probably not true It's probably not true But I'm gonna believe it I feel like I've been a bad guy

Like I've been Like I've been a bad guy In my life I've done some things I've done some questionable things. It can get worse. Women are worse. Yeah.

Maybe. I'm not the best. But, you know. That's true. At least I'm aware. Yeah. That's worth something, right? Please rise.

Court is now in session. All right. We'll go ahead and move into the news articles that I have for you guys this week. So the first one, a woman was accused of driving drunk, or no, a woman accused of driving drunk blamed her GPS for her attempt to drive down a set of stairs. The driver,

who was not named, was issued a summons for, the website said OUI, but I didn't know if maybe it was a typo, and I meant DUI. Is OUI actually something? D and O are fucking so't know if maybe it was a typo and it meant D-U-Y. Is O-U-Y actually something? D and O are fucking so far away. It's not a typo.

But anyway, she was 26 years old. No one was hurt. Only property damage. But the set of stairs that she tried to drive down was inside a police department garage. That's unlucky. That's unlucky. Wait, what did she do again? It's she.

She's guilty. She blamed the GPS on her driving down a set of stairs with a car, with a car. Well, it told me to turn right through the building. I had to, I had to turn. I had to,

it told me she just saw like a square cut out and was like, that's where I need to go. She's brain straight down. That's what it is. She's guilty. And that's, she shouldn't be driving. No,

most women are very bad drivers. She shouldn't be driving. Which is bullshit. You could just imagine her, you know, seat all the way up, just holding the steering wheel like right here. Yeah. Just turning quickly. This is such a bumpy road.

She's 100% guilty. I don't think we could argue that one. Yeah. Yeah, she's guilty. And so the next one, an American tourist. It was a whole family in Israel. They were flying back from Israel to the United States. Anyways, the security or baggage checked,

found an unexploded shell inside of their suitcase. One person was injured during the chaos. It created this whole chaos inside the airport. One person was injured cause they tried to jump over the luggage carousel to escape. Uh, the travelers were interrogated. Um,

but they were ultimately let back onto their flight cause they realized they were just stupid morons. Yeah. But yeah. So, so we're, we're saying is that person guilty for the person that got injured? I am.

I think I remember seeing, it was a little, it was one of the kids of the family who found the shell and like threw it in their suitcase without, I'm imagine without telling their parents like this is, this is cool. Yeah. I found a giant bullet.

That's what it looked like. They had a picture of it. It was literally just a big bullet. That's what it looked like. They had a picture of it. It was literally just a big bullet. That's what it looked like. Now, whoever got hurt, they're just unathletic as fuck. Yeah. That's on them. But it's just a bullet.

Why are you running from that? Well, it's like a mega bullet. Okay, but what's it going to do? A bomb. Yeah, it does explode. No, it's like, yeah, it's an explosive. It looks like a bullet, but it's just, yes. Oh, okay, okay.

It's a missile. Yeah. Got a missile with him. If it is a kid, innocent. Yeah. I would probably do it too. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I don't know. I can't say you're responsible for being an idiot and you want to run away and jump over something. So this next one isn't exactly innocent or guilty, but I'll explain it first. A 28-year-old double-leg amputee deemed not disabled enough to receive benefits from the government.

Jake Laws was visiting a popular snorkeling spot when he received a couple of minor cuts on his feet. He didn't think anything of the cuts until several months later when he found out he had a deadly infection spreading through his legs. He was amputated at the knees and is now seeking disability benefits from the government, but they're denying him.

Because like I said, they're saying he's not disabled enough. So both feet are gone. Yeah. He's like cut off at the knees. I saw a picture of him. I mean, at that point, just go at the hips and then maybe you'll qualify. Just. To the kneecap. He's like cut off at the knees. I saw a picture of him. I mean, at that point, just go at the hips and then maybe you'll qualify.

Just cut a little more off. Just keep inching it up. Yeah, like, okay, how high do I have to go? Because what's the point of that, you know?

Yeah, you guys. Legs are already gone. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, that. Government fucking sucks.

Government fucking blows. I mean, it's kind of his fault though, like. To get cuts on his feet like knowing like I'm pretty sure they were in a foreign country like knowing foreign waters and everything like it's apparently it was a really common bacteria that got into his legs and gone untreated like I'm sure if he could take it back easily yeah I mean if I had some cuts on my feet I'm probably patching them up and going

about my day yeah I mean you know what I mean I'm feet I'm probably patching them up and going about my day yeah I mean I mean I'm not true I'm not thinking too much into it oh it's probably on the government to clear him right yeah I think you're gonna be okay did you walk on paper there's a little paper cut I don't want to get into like there's there's some people on disability that probably shouldn't be should be on disability. A lot of people. If you don't got legs, maybe you deserve a little. You could make a pass.

Yeah, we'll give you that. I don't know. He's just at the knee though. I would take it up a little bit. Then I would give him some disability. Middle quad. Knees you can still put on, a little prosthetic can be normal, right?

Whatever. Yeah. That's a good point. Yeah, that's a good point. I don't agree. Uncle Sam knows what they're doing. I trust in the government. They've never been wrong. I's a good point. Yeah. That's a good point. I don't agree. Uncle Sam knows what they're doing. I trust in the government. They've never been wrong.

I trust in the government. So no benefits for this motherfucker. I think you should get some benefits. Although it did happen in foreign countries. So I don't know. Maybe that's the problem. Could be insurance fraud. Yeah. That's a good point.

You know, people go to, cause like think about how much money you make on disability. Yeah. That's a good point. Yeah. You know, people go to, because I think about how much money you make on disability. You make like $1,500 a month. Yeah.

That's a lot of money that I have. Maybe I cut my legs off. Yeah, I just cut my legs off and never work again. Think about it. Because I can't.

Think about it. It's not a bad, not a bad move. It's 50-50. 50-50. It's a toss up. Yeah. And that could go

either way, I guess. It's a coin. That could go either way, I guess. It's a flip a coin. That could go either way. For him, land it on the unlucky side. As of right now, no. But if he got another four inches cut off, maybe. Maybe we'd look at it again. Your femur's the longest bone.

Retrial. How do they contact him? Like, just in a letter? Like, oh, sorry. By the way. Sorry, we looked into your... They look able. Yeah, you look fine.

Your femur passes qualifying length. Maybe he took a picture like this, and they're like, I'm sure there's more leg there. Yeah, he's all right. In his wheelchair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, that's all we have for you guys tonight. Thank you for watching.

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